#elden-fun
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Bruh, that’s like saying mma and pro wrestling is the same thing,
literal for some reason
his favorite pastime
Seek strenght. The rest will follow
she just like me fr
No
Who isn’t😮💨
real footage of radahn's dog
Elden joke
Maybe we should have a non elden Ring related meme channel
thatd be pointless
the server is for elden ring. why would someone want to post non elden ring stuff? i dont get it. if someone had stuff they wanted to share with like, specific friends, they'd share it personally or in a smaller group chat
People with common interests aren’t allowed to just hang out and do other things
Look this guy did the emote from elden ring
Friend
When you find an item in elden ring. Since everything must be related to Elden Ring apparently
because you may enjoy something you think others who enjoy ER might also enjoy but may not be specifically ER related itself, a good example being I see a lot of MGR fans in here but obviously any time one of the mhm shares a Metal Gear meme it gets rightfully removed, I get why the mods wouldn’t add one but to act like there’s no reason to do so isn’t really accurate
fax
I requested pic perms be added to #off-topic. The TLDR is that the administration is worried about people abusing it (see; me already having to ban people for what they post sometimes) and on a lighter note they dont want to see pictures of the cute spiders I find at work.
Anyways, people ruined it for the rest of you by already being horrific sometimes in the channels we do allow pictures to be posted in.
very fair, sucks it has to be that way but that’s understandable from their end
Unfortunate, but it is what it is
Real
I think ive seen a duck around here telling me he likes Metallica
Anyone getting the urge to devour dung or is that just me
He is bilingual he speaks dog and duck
His health is at zero and was for roughly 15 seconds before he clipped me. He pressured my stamina alongside my weapon art and casting and I had almost none to dodge. Finally got caught, and I'm sitting here, scratching my head wondering how in theheck this isn't a kill
He's built different that's why
fr
exhaust other dialogue maybe?
Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
not about that , i have the selvis potion for nepheli but i killed her early in game
I think you will have to keep it, and use it on dung eater if you want to dispose of it and continue selivus's questine
did this not seeing anything
then i don't know
how do i use this on dung eater
free him, defeat his invasion at the little lake outside of the capital's walls then go back to the jail he was in
only dialouge im seeing with him is threats for me
did you get a seedbed curse first?
looks like i gotta see a yt video for this
it is on the little road for the dragonic sentinel that guards the capital, but you gotta take the branch that diverts from the main road
@manic elk i dont think you cant give it to gideon since you gave it to nepheli already
i have the potion but i killed her during exploring early game with sword
ahhh thats odd then i dont know what to do at that point
Elden ring fans when i post footage of me and they're mom (non enden ring related made them angry)
Lmao
" I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella..."
It really be like that though
I hate fighting this dude, but got a satisfying kill! Quality build, no magic for this character. I absolutely LOVE the banished knight’s halberd. Her name is Rayne. Currently around RL 90 and I’m gonna take it to RL 125. Planning on lots of duels when the build is finished. Gamer tag on Xbox 🟢 is KrogHasFangs
elden ring remake inside of little big planet 3 is going quite well
Umm actuallly its Malenia and miquella 🤓
:)
chillin with the boys
I Love The thought of imagining Mohg on a Rock band as The drummer and using his countdown as a way to start The song
what a silly thought
Does he use a hand axe as his main weapon?
Ask him why why Margaret the Fart Old Man poops all over the boss arena when he's at half hp and Mohg doesn't
relatable
🤣
The first time I fought him I thought I could get some damage in before second phase and then suddenly I drown in his diarrhea
Didn't know that the new Elden Ring update introduced UI from Apex Legends
Goldmask is seven feet tall and gray, he is literally malnourished giga chad
Hey, i wanna see cute spiders!
Send them in the #931595525361373244 thread or something
😂
They have so much nerves and balls to be alive anyways, so we just go ahead and put them back to sleep.
We should make a Patrick Bateman build
checked all rooms ?
colossal sword and heavy shield go brrr
I know many people play it because big bonk superiority
I have also played an int build
and kind of started fai/str
your memes do not work on me
I also want to try quality in elden ring
maybe with a little bit of faith thrown in it too
quality is going to result in higher total attack than keen or heavy due to how softcaps work
at higher levels at least
True
Yes
i wish they had ar's in elden ring
what is an ar?
ash of war: cap in ur ass
wha
assault rifle lol
A blood hatchet, the official's attire because it looks kind of like a raincoat, what else?
these guys wear traffic cones on their heads and still loook badass
I wonder if the hats they wear are based on some wack ass weird real life armour
or its another Berserk reference idk
Haha I am so cool I only use x weapon!!
I use at least 69 different weapons
Fun fact: AR in real life doesn't mean assault rifle, it stands for Armalite (not sure if I spelled that right) which was the brand that came out with the first of that type of gun
i dont think he meant ar as in ar15
i think he meant ar as in the popular acronym for assault rifle
those are 2 different things that can co-exist
Also I dont think ArmaLite came up with the first assault rifle ever
Apparently the first assault rifle was the MP44
Better known as the STG44
AR meaning assault rifle comes from fiction tho, like video games
No assault rifles are a real thing
Thing is that assault rifle in real life means something that is fully automatic, so stuff like the average AR isn't assault rifle since those are semi auto
Friend
you cant call acronyms fiction
thats like saying the stg44 isnt real because its actually the strumgewehr44
AR standing for assault rifle is what I am calling fiction because it originally stood for armalite but then over time many people adopted the meaning assault rifle for AR
assault rifle means a selective fire rifle that fires an intermediate cartrige and has a detachable magazine
if its in semi-auto and still called an ar, its prob cuz of gun laws
armalite is a company/brand
assault rifle is a type of weapon
that doesnt make them the same thing because theyre both called ar
I know they aren't the same thing, that's literally what I've been saying
youve been saying that assault rifle originated from armalite
it 100% did not since there were assault rifles before that
What is this conversation
melina has a gun and we're talking about guns
I knew she’d whoop out a glock at some point
the lands between been hitting different after marika smoked that zaza
Rest tarnished let the glock put thee to rest
i cant stand these rivers of m4 users
You can't summon for that fight
these people
also good i want to shoot malenia
Good sir if you shall not apprehend thyself immediately I will take upon the burden of physical force onto thee equipped with my armalite which shall bring you down towards the earth showering thee with iron pellets piercing your, good sir’s, flesh and bone a most agonizing demise I propose.

god ahead
HUG!
This is fine 🙂
why can't we throw literal dung in this game but there is an armor set based around dung
the dung eater ate it all
the dung eater set is based on the Omen
no, he's the poop guy!
The legend N E V E R D I E S
Rottussy or Gwendussy, you must choose
Rottussy
💀
she is jealous
The God daym world cup is here and my class has 34 extra students watching it on the projector
rip
Man the principal joined in they cheering for saduai Arabia
Prekaren behavior
I'll choose blodussy
Dual Giant Crushers 😎😎😎
except Gwynn is like the easiest late game boss in DS1 just bc you can parry him :/
LOL.
Bruh
The capra demon unleashing his Pitbull named Cupcake (she dont bite)
Imagine having school
O no don't get mixed up it wasn't school no more it turned into siting area for the audience
What a silly person
i need the og post
Official sub reddit deleted this one right here 2 times in a row because of self promotingbor redirecting to non afiliated or poorly designed websites
Epic Furcorn from my singing monsters is just a sufferer of death blight
oh and of course the achievement was acquired in 1:12 in the morning
I actually have it too
It's not even hard
only the easiest achievement left
Godfrey
But the cutscene doesnt trigger when u die to him once tho... also if u dont like godfreys speech u prob some weeb or rob spammer
Bloodborne inspired weapon
Me after I lose my maiden:
LMAO
Ants finding a small ass crumb and then realizing it was poison
Skug moment
Skill issue
POV: You simp for Ranni
Game cheat issue
Praise the tree!
Burn the tree, and devour the very gods
Done yesterday 🥳🤟
shoulda made it Radagon style
jokes aside, nice
(really cool tattoo btw)
Thank you!! Ive been dying to get that for a while
Two titans meet, as it was written
squide
true...
So that's where the Fallen Hawks come from
nah he had too much rotussy and went mad, he went from eating the rotussy to eating everything as a result of his insanity
what max0r does to a mf
Fr the Max0r virus spread like crazy for a while
Lucky bastard
i wouldve enjoyed
Tharlet rottuthy
LMAO
New DLC is a crossover with Fortnite confirmed
Wonder if that means RoB will be added to Fortnite then
when you get enough kills it disappears and you become Hoarah Loux
the axe will break one side after enough use
Emotes are the ground upheaval and mega stomp
two person grab attack emote, but what glider?
actually no that would be like some promotional ability in game
it just breaks through builds and lets you run towards players and wwe them
Serosh
You just grab seroshs hands and glide down
You hold on to two of those flying marionette enemies, holding on to one leg in each hand. Their little wings flap instead of just being still and gliding
nah it’s Godfrey so it’d have to be something tarnished/golden order related not something Raya Lucaria-esque like the mannequins, maybe the storm hawk since Nepheli’s his daughter and they share a relationship as graceless tarnished?
Thats what I was thinking but I didnt know how it related, but just him holding onto a huge stormhawk
Storm Hawks would be cool, holding onto two chains with a Storm Hawk cuffed to each chain
Holding onto the stormhawk blades
Goodbye fingers
ah hes fine
A point downward emote would actually be hilarious
the ring
Bells a little early lol
T-posing while gliding

How
Tbh idk
🤣
Dragons got angry
The black guy with the lightning is near
…NOW!
Placidusax
no chain, no way to tell if it's a mimic 👀
of course...
Average Pokémon Scarlet/Violet playthrough
rotussy*
wow, Radahn really is a master of gravity magic
Elden Brasil
godrick so festive
lol
make an israel one
I'm rooting for Brasil thoo
guys i cant beat soldier of godrick
goddier of solrick
Soldier of God, Rick
rick soldier of god
he's easy
just fingerprint, rob, mimic tear, lv 712, comet azur, bull-goat, fetid pots, bhs
Nice one
even then he’s too difficult
I’m sure you can beat phase 1 with that build but there’s a reason nobodies beaten phase 2 yet
You’re so underleveld
There are actually 1 or 2 chests that do have a chain in Elden Ring. Don’t remember the locations but I remember seeing them
I appreciate Merry-go-round of life in the background there
And the meme
But mainly Merry-go-round of life
Same
oh no
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ок
Ok
0k
Ok
Ok
Imposter
Imposter
Isn't this game the best
Against that boss, yes
"what happened to him?"
"It died."
na man you gotta use your hack client to give yourself 500k hp and status effects and different ashes to things that can’t have them
facts
I was able to get to phase 6 of the soldier of godrick fight. I cant beat the part where he summons all the bosses
the remembrance weapons are so good though
Stolen meme
no
yes
why they aint even in the world cup
funi
1
Why does genshin have a chad
chad game for chads
Cry about it
Rly? No gifs?
No gifs?
💔
Oh that was just a friendly warning
why is he on the first dark souls? isn't it the oldest?
the doorman
he cometh
Trash game for edp
😄
Say what you will, I would have saved Melina if she wouldn’t hate me afterward
majula my beloved
Bear, seek seek lest
i bring Dr pepper
Ah DS 1, I know every corner of lordran by know, even the blind spot right infront of nito.
I did the funny
😆
Cringe, let chaos take the world
Bro wtf is your pfp
genshin is for people who pay $0/month on their water bill
No
oh wtf why do I know the artist
Bro
ayo?
you should gimme the sauce so I know where to avoid it
🤨
it's the same feeling as when you know an actors name but not what they look like
Usually opposite for me
I can recognize actors or voices and I'm like "what tf is their name"
oh damn
same here, when I was a kid I could spot Tom Hiddleston and Owen Wilson in whatever they were but could never remember their names
This game is so aids man
Bro brought a backrooms monster with him
@dark ice apparently
You escaped the backrooms only to be killed by the same monster outside of the backrooms
He's more annoying than hard
@cerulean mortar astel wasn't the problem that guy poofed himself into the bossroom and I was confused and he killed me
ah
Astel is easy tho beat both of em first try
stars of darkness has alabaster friends?
@charred mortar apparently
nah probably enemies from the cave he’s in
night and flame?
yes
cool
rather large for a keychain though
there’s a single one guarding it
oh that’s a big key chain
yeah lol
Thought you all might appreciate this screenshot of my super effective armor.
99% Coverage
nice.
You dont need to see / breathe
Why is there a picture of the pursuer knight on Elden ring product?
bootleg
What game are you playing 💀
Why is genshin giga chad wtf
yea why tf
Amazing game
Oh hell nah
10/10
damn people took that image I made a while ago still?
pretty happy with that ngl
Elden ring made me do it 😔😔 Guess I gotta buy a new tv
Goddamn what boss were you on
Pvp🤣
💀
Bro, I aint even mean to punch it frfr 🤣 I meant to stop right before hitting it
Big ahh hands
Wasn't there a pillow nearby to punch instead or something
Lmaoo nah I got small hands frfr. I hit it well. I didnt feel anythinga and I hit it so fast took me a min to process it 😂
Oi oi oi…we not gonna talk bout that
I love that channel
Same. Always makes me happy
weak
Ok
🫵😂
We know
Malenia blade of Miquela?
Well im here to remind you
bro is trying to hide
I know two lads who would kill him easily:
because it's an absurd meme

we agree
who is we
If anything summoning makes the bosses harder they get way to much HP
Elden Ring players
The guy on the left is correct, prople who used summons or co-op didnt beat the boss
i dont agree
And? 
didn’t ask
congratulations
Playing a souls game for the first time
needs the “AAAAAAAAA” followed by the You Died sound effect
why did my vid get deleted?
One last time, in memory of Sempiternal
Is he? Thought he left
He's under a different name now 
What is it?
You can trust me with it 
I am 100% trustworthy
There is no proof otherwise

Baseless accusations
I'm with Jugaflug here, how can we trust you with Semps new identity 
Didn’t know where to put this
and he hasn’t been checking in on his silly little creatures over here? man he’s forgotten about us
chad hound
You just gave me a idea for a str build
i wonder what it is
People who complain when you summon just have no freinds to play with
🤡
🥸
nothing is wrong with summoning, i think it’s almost integral to the game 🤷♂️
oh I'm not saying anything against summoning I just find that take stupid
oh
He has forsaken us
mb
I think it's Miiiiiiiick#0101
Seems like him
semp was cool he will be missed
who is semp
someone who hates fun
cool
"what does that meme have to do with elden ring?" - 🤓
ah yes

- Easy fight (to me)
- No lmao
"Foul Tarnished"
Found this in an airport, I dunno if this is a big chain or anything (it’s the first one I’ve seen). Just thought I’d post it.
Marikas tits!
What, where? 😆
Airport near Baltimore
💀
Marika is a real name there’s a worker at my Fry’s named Marika
edgy teenager thinks saying slurs in the elden ring discord is funny
thanks 🫡
banning them for it is hilarious tho

based
Fair enough. Must be a rarer name though
yeah, might be Welsh since ER takes so much inspiration from that area
Very clever
ds2 wasn't directed by miyazaki
ds2 and elden ring aren't masterpieces
L bozo
He oversaw DS2, you absolute clown 🤡
barely
notice it can't compete with ds1/ds3
It doesn't have to complete because it's just as good as DS1. I can't speak for DS3
It's on my immediate list when it goes on sale on Steam.
🫴
🧌
Spedge run
”it’s just as good as DS1”
hasn’t played the game
Ds2 doesnt deserve like half of the hate it gets
it also doesn’t deserve like half of the praise it gets, if it weren’t called Dark Souls 2 and was instead called, I don’t know, maybe King’s Field, it wouldn’t be treated near as kind as it is by some people
if Dark Souls 2 had a different name it would become so big that it would overshadow the Soulsborne series
and then every game trailer for a Soulsborne game would have "directed by the creator of (insert different name for dark souls 2)"
true you’re right, Dark Souls 2 is actually the game of all time my bad
damn cant an opinion around here can you?
Not really 🫤
It's funny to me that a lot of people were pissed that from software didn't add an easy mode.
you can absolutely have an opinion, just expect people to share their own opinions when you share yours in a meme channel
The thing keeping ds2 at the bottom of my soulsbourne list is when I had to use keyboard and mouse controls in the hospital
for me it’s the crappy boss design, enemy spam, and the fact you have to level up a stat to increase roll iframes and that’s not even communicated to the player
Ds2 is unironically better than ds1 and sekiro, does it compete with DS3 or Elden ring? Probably not, but it's still great.
if you think DS2 is unironically better than Sekiro, you either suck so bad at Sekiro you can’t appreciate the actual game design of either game or just genuinely haven’t played it
like from every objective, measurable standard there is no way anyone could come to that conclusion, from enemy spam, boss quality, actual game functionality, that’s like literally factually incorrect
Sekiro is on my list of best action movies of 2019
but not in my best game list
🤡
clown emoji without argument, average DS2 defender
Idk ds2's more fun than sekiro to me
also sekiro isn't some super complicated game lmao, anyone can mash l1 and r1
you can subjectively like DS2 more than any game you want your personal opinion is absolutely valid, but for whatever reason some people like to defend awful design decisions like inconsistent hitboxes, bad healing systems, enemy spam, having to literally level a stat to be able to play with intended abilities properly, etc. and that’s honestly baffling to me, personal experiences and opinions aside, objective flaws like that are valid issues with DS2 I don’t see a lot of it’s defenders acknowledge and it’s really annoying when you try to actually discuss the series with them
I also personally disagree that Sekiro is just mashing l1 and r1 the combat system is far more complex than that but that’s besides the point
oh for sure ds2 got a lot wrong
and yes I know there's more to sekiro but tbh if you have at least the basics down you can handle just fine
oh absolutely agreed I don’t get people who think it’s impossibly difficult or even the hardest in the series, but it’s still great either way
I think things like that are even subjective
People who act like they’re just objectively right about something like a game sucking or being great are just clowning
nah I absolutely think there’s merit to judging something objectively, I love the Star Wars Prequel films but I can acknowledge they are objectively worse than the Original Trilogy when it comes to internal logic, consistency, character writing, and pacing, I dislike Country music but I acknowledge it’s objectively better than some other more niche genres I enjoy
You are allowed to just like things stuff like objectivity in art stuff is just bs
if you don’t judge something objectively, there’s no longer any reason for creators of whatever medium to improve, if everything’s subjective anything can be good or bad regardless of quality
I love how some people say that elden ring is worst game ever made
Yeah like that
yeah that’s an opinion they can have, objectively based on its performance, sales, and what’s it’s done for FromSoft it cannot be
Unless it's luck in ds3
no it isn’t, there are plenty of objective standards media can be judged by, game performance, copies sold, overall reception, think of a test in school, that has an objective score when judged regardless of someone’s subjective opinion on how they thought they did on it
Well art stuff anyway you can totally objectively judge a lot of other things
Yeah but those are outside things to the thing itself
And one thing I know for real about those people
You can see if a game objectively did poorly but there’s a lot of stuff that no one talks about that you’d probably be really into
They played a lot of elden ring pvp
And if media quality is totally objective than how can two different people have wildly different views on said quality both making equally valid points
that’s subjective though, Dark Souls 2 has objective flaws as do the rest of the games in the series, bad hitboxes and performance issues are big ones that it has more than other games
I’ve literally never had issues with that stuff
I never had problems with hitboxes so far
You’re acting like the kind of dude who’s seen a lot of YouTubers talk about it and have barely played it yourself
you’re missing my argument media quality is not totally objective, if anything it should be mostly subjective, the issue comes in that your subjective opinion is based on objective qualities a game has and you can absolutely compare them so that the medium as a whole can be better
All I know that DS2 is "a good game but bad dark souls"
3 adaptability enjoyers complaining about hitboxes
I think ds2 is the weakest but it’s mainly because I was into the other games a lot more and not really because ds2 being bad or whatever
also love the strawman here, I’ve beaten DS2 so I have just as valid of an opinion as anyone else
Ds2 is like the yamcha of the souls games
I was referring to DS3, I've played and finished DS1, why the hell would I play the second game before the first?
yeah basically
Ds3 is my least favorite souls game
anyone else play nioh?
also technically demon's souls is the first and most people skipped that
you’d be surprised how frequently this happens, a lot of it’s defenders played it as their first, same with 3
I liked DS3, pvp aspects are honestly better for me in ds3
Yeah pvp wise it’s really the best but like I mean the game game
DS3 is pretty flawed imo but it’s still very solid for me personally
DS3 invasion PvP is divine compared to ER.
I like the PvE, especially ringed city
I'm gonna be honest I wasn't a fan of the dlc pve
Me neither
This happened to my friend who got me into Souls games, we'll be playing ds1 and 2 with another friend of ours.
Areas didn’t feel right the whole game didn’t really feel right I had just this vibe that bugged me that the other games didn’t have
I am currently playing through DS1, so far I like blightown the most
frayed blade and valourheart are cool though add them to elden ring and the game is instantly better
that's definitely bait lmao
Edgelord double great swords and the door shields
They did add frayed blade of some kind, moonveil
not even close aside from having 2 weapon arts
Moonveil is lame compared the frayed blade
disagree but based
I am not baiting or joking, so far I liked blight town, with exception of lowest layer with poison swamp
God I love being instantly toxic by a tiny tiki man
moonveil WA heavy is like one of the frayed blade ones but it's missing that cool combo slash frayed blade had
I don’t like the super toxic dart dudes and falling to my death for rolling but the level design is cool enough even if the enemy designs are boring
Low poison abs moment
Resistant stat
at least they don't respawn
Literally that's why I like it, I like it's design
diagnosis: masochist
yeah I liked the rickety building level design, the enemies are pretty boring for me tho
Sorry for not having any troubles getting through blight town 🙏
Bruh tfym the yellow leeches are easily up there with solider of god Rick
the issue is that toxic and ranged projectiles encourage exploring an area very fast which I personally don’t enjoy as much as methodical exploration but it’s compounded by the dangers of going fast in such a small cramped area which can give players like me some trouble sometimes
trueee
I'd rather go through blighttown than lake of rot at least
Lake of rot is worst
honestly lake of rot’s fine for me since you just sprint through while chugging healing
at least blighttown feels like an actual area and isn't completely awful
lake of rot is just a vigor check
fair
At least you can teleport in Lake of Rot, unlike where if you forgot something in blighttown or get stuck down there it can take an hour to get back
My actual favorite blighttown enemy is the Boulder dudes outside of quelaggs domain
same, they’re actually kinda fun to fight with the swamp mobility down
ngl I think I hate the mosquito things more than the blowgun guys
yeah just get the lordvessel before ringing both bells why didn't I think of that
I actually like having struggle to get out of places before you get to fast travel. like some playthroughs I’ll get the Astora sword with it’s bless attack and head straight down to the catacombs to kill pinwheel and then try to get back up for fun

killing pinwheel early is always fun, esp since he does a surprising amount of damage
Yeah I feel like he was meant for early game
But no sane person would go through the catacombs early game but luckily I am not a sane person
I’m guessing they meant for you to do before sen’s after the two bells, around then it’s manageable for me and the rite can help new players with sen’s
It took me less than a hour to complete blight town, kill queelag, farm 10 green titanite shards and join chaos servant covenant
what's your point
also can we take this somewhere else 30s slowmode is ass
And whenever I needed something in blight town I just TPd with lord vessel
Please not general
better than ds3, as good as 1, as good if not better than elden
ds3 > ds1 > bloodborne > ds2 > elden ring > demon's souls
wacky
ds3 that high woah
BB>(Sekiro is here)>DS1>DS2>Elden>DS3>DeS
sekiro is an entirely different game that's why I didn't include it
bloodborne's already pushing it
Guys they made Ranni and Melina into a plushy
ranni just is a marketable plushy
Indeed
Screw ranking the games
They are all good
BB is overrated as hell imo.
Ds3>(sekiro)>ER>Ds1>BB>Ds2>DeS
Guess the randomizer hates me
Dude I got her for Margitt too 
Walks in into lendeyll capital bedroom
I’m king morgott btw
sees daddy morgott
Tf
nah ur father forgott
Oof
Firekeeper NOOO
Firekeeper YES 
you dont understand, the fire keeeper IS hot
no pun intended
preach
Admit it, you would have watched the sequel...
Maybe
Dark souls 1 is the best
DS2 is the best Souls game
Wake up to reality
No it's ds3
@strong hill @agile sigil opinions so garbage even the rats don't want it
I didn’t even say what my favourite game is
Even Blightown is better than your opinions
I didn’t even say my opinion doe chaos
Plus I do love ds2 but it ain’t the best the best one is the first cause it was simple
Based
the rats must want your opinion considering DS2 has multiple rat bosses and a rat npc
I can't ever go back to the first one. Idk what it is about that game, I just prefer 2 and 3 to it
Sigma based anti simp schizo moment
Lack of skill is the word you are looking for
Also I love your name
Keep telling yourself that. One day, it'll be true. Until then, get bent on 1 being trash
every issue you could possibly have with DS1 persists in DS2 often to a far greater degree
obviously Dark Souls had really bad graphics so maybe you just got too used to good graphics
Also part of the reason why I love ds1
(totally not subjective btw)
platinuming every soulsborne game is genuinely a treat, even BB with having to do the chalice dungeons
I like your pfp both of you
Yes, and?
Pineapple refrigerator microwave machinery moment
wow, that's jusk like me
Ds1 is my favorite, but it’s so much better if you fast roll
Med rolling is fine, honestly I feel like people who struggle with DS1 should really consider sword and board
Objection!
Question for any mod reading, can you get in problems when you quote in game dialogue?
Especially regarding quoting black guard 😅 cuz I quoted him in a other channel and the text got auto delete’d
its prob just censoring
yep thats just common censor
Bearer all day
real
America boobies
funny
skill issue
Honestly yea the more you look and think about DS2 has alot going for it its just confusing at first
I get censored but this guy gets away with it XD
TRUE
Hello fellow Spellblade 
boobies aint disrespectful but marika's stuff is
wtf
whyyyyyyyy
5:00 - 6:00 wtf did I just listen to 
rudof got a good throat idk what else to say
😳
@vital grove @analog lion it's better than All I want for Christmas, right?
Elden jokes
It’s chaos with the loving name
Is there a whimsical creature elden ring meme?
There is a silly creature
The jar men
Sure
I hate normal Christmas music
Once got locked in a room for two hours with a radio only playing Christmas music, apparently it’s on a loop.
You don’t have the right.
why dont we combine them
ig it’s more interesting
One got their teeth kicked in and had to be evacuated from the battlefield from one of their soldiers, and constantly has to brag to reassure themselves that they've never been defeated

Miquella was the charismatic one, not Malenia
Yeah her soldiers followed her because of the rotussy
Russy
Summoning Phantoms:
and then there is the rest of the comic
What does this mean
I have one
Look at the rest of the comic
My dumbass still doesn’t get it
Yeah Sephiroth is weird sometimes eh
Full dog lore
Thank u
Demigod, Godfrey would kick her ass
a draw ain’t defeat
untrue
really?
whomst do you love and sleep next to heaven canceller?
Fia the Deathbed Companion
not too christian
it's obviously the one I love dummy
wait does that mean you are dead?
yes im talking from the lands in between
eternally stuck in the form of a shade
oh. is it nice, being a shade? or is it over rated like most people say?
Seluvis is not a bad personne if you know is lore
him
Yes
she would’ve died if Finlay didn’t carry her unconscious body back to the Haligtree, plus she needed a Scarlet AIDS Flower to even get that far in the first place
Radahn is number 1
Yes
Malenia solos
deja vu
Isn't elden ring so much fun
Oh no
happens if you close the game after dying
Omg Been looking for this. Praise the dog
yea and radahn got rotted and became an animal both sides ended poorly
Damn
Breaking news now malenia can spam water fall dance, reason from the creator: more pain the better
real
When the crucible becomes buggy and says No to your parry👁
Didn’t know you could parry them at all
Some attacks are not parryable
Yea, that i also know💀. Im talkin bout normal swings
Why your vigor so smol
Level 1 run
gave me conniptions
Indeed
can’t even die correctly
Yes malenia we know your the blade of miquella
Two malenias meet each other, what do they say?
The same thing that she says a thousand times.
They talk about the weather
I am malenia, blade of miquella and I have never known defeat
I am malenia, blade of miquella and I have never known defeat
I am malenia, blade of miquella and I have never known defeat
I am Miquella, blade of Malenia and I have never known victory
Krillin
Memes for ants
I mean if you can only barely draw (arguably still losing but the game calls it a stalemate so whatever) with the power of an Elder God on your side maybe you shouldn’t be flaunting the idea you’ve “never known defeat”
seluvis wrote this
damn blaidd got a bit jacked
Epico
3x hp what a legend
Sure sure 🤣
Mfs with 30 vigor or less deserve respect smh
That's why you kill miriel to put him out of any misery
Let your intrusive thoughts do it
😦
Never

its ez for him x)
I have mine at like 35 but my intelligence and strength are 50
You summon phantoms to kick then out to buff boss HP
I summon phantoms to kick them and raise my sin value
Most broken spell still
If i ate Taco Bell nothing is stoping me
my kind of woman
Elden fun
one is ending the cycle and one is ruining the world
POV: you don’t realize the cyclical nature of becoming Elden Lord will just lead to a new tarnished rising to do the same thing in the years to come:
Does anyone have the opening scene to malenia saved on there phone? I thought I had it but I don’t if u have it pls dm it to me
Ah yes a nice scroll through memes what could go wrong?
My arachnophobia: hello there
Good meme btw
you could always yknow
age of the stars that stuff or prince of death
yeah, but between becoming Elden Lord and letting Chaos Take The World the former is more akin to linking the fire and the latter is more akin to letting the fire die, which is what the post was about
the difference is the er world can still be saved
nah that was the same argument in DS1 when linking the fire was still new and look where that got us in DS3
I think linking the fire or becoming the lord of dark doesn't make any difference, that's why Kathee in ds3 thinks that to prosper into an age of dark the flame must be usurped
Lord of Hollows supremacy
We should all let the the dung eater elevate to the throne and disembowel whoever he wants
My cat decided he own my bed too (he already owns me and my house)
Does anyone wanna have fun rq hmu!
your cat own you
how should we trust you 🤨
Based and Jarpilled
Until you use it on anything that's even a little fast
Ofc he does he could kill me and I would still love him
cool
the what
The silver tears appear to be evolving
I remember that creature from japanese folklore video i saw recently
I think its just there doing nothing as i remember correct me if im wrong
nah it’s a Godskin Noble in it’s primordial form
Wayyy to based
That’s a demon
demons are pretty much just disgraced angel
No stupid they are demons
Mohg's pretty much a disgraced angel what with omens basically being angels of the Crucible
Easy @glad ocean
No dummy he's here
oh i missed him 😣 taught he was a tree

Graceless Angel
Crock pot :)
Yes
for some reason the not does not allow me to send this link
The bot blocks all links
Hello Melina I am Melina
bruh
Black melania
Different skin and hair color
Basically a shiny melina
POKÉMON
melanina
Shut up leeum
☹️
Lmao
He’s right
Shut up malenia blade of miquella
And radabeast
Malenia too, Haligtree blows though
Should been radahn
funny
Radahn isn’t even remotely an Angel tho???
Never
Who is Malenia?
Me
Pain
Oh god is he rating elden ring sets
yes
This voice sounds a bit rusty
Elden ring falls of late game
personally i find late game still really good
Idk what to do in the game anymore :/
Flail only
Mmm
Is there a way to get rid of frenzied flame I want to know for a play through I'm planning to do
Alr ty
(Millicent quest line)
Imagine the perfect ending where you save melina then use the needle and then get golden age ending
until elden ring hits you with the "Use 5 golden seeds to upgrade flask?"
man, i need everyone to send all their ds2 memes, i NEED them
Nah it's Thursday choom
Eleonores dogs
LMAO
@late warren hey there buster what's so funny
the surprise in your voice was my same reaction to seeing her stand up like nothin happened
Yea it cought me so off guard
But I was surprised dumbfounded confused pissed and laughing all at the same time
A man of culture
Elden Ring gameplay frfr
This is the elden ring dlc
Yup
It looks fire 🔥
Friend
Most people couldn't relate
NIHIL
Malenia fighting me and a ghost while my friend rants about the walking dead
Literally me when that happens
What does this mean
You get red Chili sauce all over you
I was talking about NIHIL
One boss in the game That uses a devil’s pepper, you’ll find out. (For real it’s a blood goddess mogh worships)
And overall during the boss fight he talks in Latin or Spanish I believe.
Niall?
Latin. I would be pissing my pants if it was Spanish
@idle tartan what boss is it
Don’t spoil it, let him find out about the red pepper 😆
big dude with some questionable morales regarding consent
Oh how lovely
I think I manage to keep the spoiler away
Well where am I supposed to find him
where are you at rn?
Malenias room
Do white mask vare his quest line, that’s the easy way
Mogh?
or look for a bloody teleport at the consacrated snowfields
Oh yea that's right he did kidnap his sleeping brother for sex
Yup, cocecrated snow fields in the west part, there is a portal and a npc invader to that location.
Nothing in Latin
@real steeple I just said that 😑
maybe they were trying to go with nihilism?
@idle tartan that would make sense
but also, "nihil" actually means "nothing", like you said
That's why Malenia isn't my favourite fight in ER, this attack is bs ngl it's too hard to dodge compared to her other attacks :/ sad she was one attack away from my top 1 fight tho bc the rest is awesome
I didnt read it
Oof
Lmao same
On the contrary I love the attack i just thought she died
may be a little farfetched. But nihilism rejects human values, and reject all religious or moral principles. And that guy is really agaisnt the stablished status quo
wdym ?
@gleaming perch when I did the crit it should have killed her but she stayed at 1 hp and I didn't realize
oh f xD
She was on shrooms during this fight
It was all a dream
Woah
Ohhhhhhhhh
what website is this?
Whart
Kenu Riv
I still don't understand the name of the site
Does anyone know her name?
That's sugma
Sugma what?

Elden fun
Her naaaameeee is gyoubu masataka oniwaaaaaaa

