elden-fun

[remote locust]

none of these are elden ring memes. why are you posting them?

[languid peak]

Is this better?

[gleaming delta]

🤓

[wide raptor]

🤓

[open harness]

🤓

[sick tinsel]

thought that said Queer Marika

[sharp brook]

🤓

[steel pewter]

🤓

[proper breach]

🤓

[idle dagger]

🤓

[cerulean mortar]

Ranni simps on their way to defend the lady who murdered her own brother just so she could be emo and feel nothing

[gleaming delta]

i like how rennala's hat covers the word

[coral marsh]

And not only that but the reused boss got a shadow clone jutsu that can one shot you at 99 vigor (the grab attack does 2700 damage and you only have 2100 hp at 99 vigor)

[lilac badger]

There are alot of re used enemies into bosses

[rose folio]

Maybe because they are not unique beeings? Which is really nice, because unique beeings are kind of weird when you think about how hey exist in the first place.

[hollow snow]

you could just spam L1 L2 to get off faster, but yeah thats kinda bs

astel still cool af

[weary trellis]

for example you know those Cleanrot knights that shoot light disks at you
they made a boss called Malenia with them

[coral marsh]

Dude I don't understand why there are so many Astel haters out there. He's a better boss than || elden beast || . I've only gotten caught by his normal grab attack once and never again. And his clone grab is easily avoidable since you get a very long time to run into the glowing circle.

[coral marsh]

I wonder how much Astel stars of darkness's 2700 hp grab does compared to Radahns meteor attack.

Apparently Radahns meteor attack hits multiple times so it can go between 1.5k and 15k damage depending on the size of the target and how it hits.

[zenith axle]

Imagine radahn oneshotting rykard or fire giant

[coral marsh]

Yeah I think there are several videos of radahn using the meteor attack on different bosses and those don't show the meteor attack oneshotting but I remember seeing a video where some boss got oneshot by the meteor attack (although I think in that one the creator had balanced the bosses so that they would have similar hp and attack power)

[silent pecan]

Why did you randomly use mohg's shackle?

[cerulean mortar]

Big agree, of all the bosses to hate Astel is like genuinely the least problematic out of everything that drops a remberance

[silent pecan]

Astel is cool

[somber bear]

Elden ring characters ranked by how well they'd handle looking after the Overlook Hotel

[vivid oar]

Meanwhile I have no idea what the Overlook Hotel is

[night hare]

godric is easier

[median lily]

Me after seeing the society we live in

[opaque sluice]

🤓

[cerulean mortar]

Godrick is a great boss, some people argue best in the game, I just genuinely don’t get most of the complaints with Astel, the grab is easy to dodge and he’s slow enough that any easily avoidable damage you do take can be very comfortably healed if you have even the tiniest modicum of patience

[night hare]

yah nah godric is an amazing boss im just saying i think in a casual playthrough he's easier

mainly because you can just get the cooperater to tank damage then just poke him a few times

[cerulean mortar]

oh yeah I wasn’t saying Astel was easy or anything lol, if some people find him difficult that’s their prerogative, what I don’t get is how frequently people complain about his design and such

[night hare]

yah i think his design is pretty sick

[wintry minnow]

what tf is overlook hotel

[somber bear]

The shining

[wintry minnow]

oh
also malenia would i think not be too much bothered

[somber bear]

I just realized that Malenia is literally that one woman in room 237

[charred beacon]

i dont have any memes but i just wanna tell you guys that it is very fun throwing lightning bolts at ppl that one shot them if they are under 50 vigor with bolt of gransax

essentially its just a 50.cal build.. very fun

[zealous dagger]

The only problem with astel is that the cooler version is out in a random ice cave

And also that he was reused at all but that's just an elden ring problem

[silent pecan]

🤓

[hollow snow]

ayo ?

[cerulean mortar]

esp if you do the dueling area in raya lucaria, it rains there frequently and when it’s raining lightning damage is buffed by 20%, I like to pair it with dragon kind cragblade for thundercloud form and the different moveset

[cerulean mortar]

fair enough but I see a lot of people complain about the actual fight and design of the boss, the reuse in a random dungeon does really suck especially since it’s the better version; however, it’s still not as bad as some other reuses like all the tree spirits and erdtree guardians or even worse putting unique bosses and rewards in random mini dungeons like misbegotten crusader for some reason

[full basin]

Elden ring irl when?

[native yarrow]

Same

[zealous dagger]

Mfs never watched the shining.

[vivid moth]

aie

[gleaming delta]

Not random on purpose. so at the end of the hallway there is one of those pillars that shoot fire/freezing air right. before the clip i was in that area with the pillar and hit it to make it go down. and then i lured the host out into the hallway. basically mohg and morgott’s shackle have an invisible aoe hitbox. so when i used the shackle, the pillar sees it as me hitting it even though i didn’t and the pillar came up and killed them

so if you are ever dungeon crawling and you come across one of those pillars, use mohg or morgott’s shackle and it will interpret you as hitting it and it will go down

[civic scaffold]

Gangleous

[forest leaf]

Same reason healing breaks invis walls

[civic scaffold]

Shmingleous

[forest leaf]

Healing incantations and a lot more just a bunch of things have invisible hotboxes and those interact with a lot they shouldnt

[gleaming delta]

the shackles will destroy anything like pillars, or invisible walls, etc. they are very useful beyond their ideal boss fights

[wooden cloud]

Astel my loathed
The one boss I dislike

[vivid oar]

Astel was pretty annoying both times

[silent pecan]

Huh. That is VERY good to know

[vast fern]

(Rebuffs mid battle and then rock slings any time you try to pull it again)

[wheat siren]

pops lor in the middle of you rebuffing)

[cerulean mortar]

literally how

[sharp portal]

yeah man hyenas can go extinct those things have eaten children alive

turn them all into delicious cookies

[fossil ledge]

Anyone got the “me having a wonderful day this server existing:” meme

[wheat siren]

Epic fail

[sinful vortex]

panic roll moment

[slender spire]

cubed

[silent pecan]

Did that today and the mf severed instantly 💀

[iron gale]

One time Someone severed after I used a bolas to cure scarlet rot

[royal haven]

So many people sever if you don't go along by their rules, rules should just be no healing flasks and emote in the beginning of the fight

[glad ocean]

tf fans and hl fans

[cerulean mortar]

I mean even Gabe isn’t even immune to criticism seeing how much coasting Valve does on a yearly basis all but ignoring their most loyal fans, definitely one of the best but still has problems imo

[zenith axle]

People relying on buffs generally have trash build to begin with

[cerulean mortar]

that or they’re just trying to get cheesy one shots with a vigor check from Lion’s Claw Heavy Greatsword or something like that

[vital grove]

is it possible to have 3k hp while invading someone?

because ik a lot of the hp you get when your going for so much requires rune arcs

[wheat siren]

and to make it even better this is what they were buffing against

imagine feeling the need to buff against someone with practically no armor XD

[silent pecan]

Iirc it's just barely not possible to reach 3k hp

[silent pecan]

True, but tbf this guy only drank his physick

Because for those of you who don't know, LoR removes physick buffs too

[vital grove]

ah ok unfortunate

[glad ocean]

dog

[supple oak]

[vital grove]

what the canine doing

[wheat siren]

which activity is that canine participating in?

[dreamy junco]

[cerulean mortar]

what performance might this four legged, canine-possessing, mammalian creature be partaking in at this current moment in time?

[finite kernel]

wat da woof doo

[torn crane]

[terse mantle]

I feel like a god because I have that

[subtle dragon]

Looks like weed 🤔

[strong hill]

Edible

[north scaffold]

Edible Weed

[vital grove]

edibles look a lot different

[wooden cloud]

Imagine having to wear armor

I pretty much only wear travelers dress or fias dress

[coral rover]

it looks cool

[wooden cloud]

Armor doesn't matter
Elden bling does

[cerulean gorge]

dog?

[vivid oar]

Indeed, dog

[gritty loom]

topical

[weary trellis]

what's that? lol
is it one of those quizzes to see which dynasty you would be in

[supple oak]

dog.

[frail depot]

dog.

[wooden cloud]

Bro I was just trying to see what best weapons for elden beast was wth is this

[native schooner]

US Election results

[thorny marsh]

Perfect Order: 200%

[late verge]

Elden Fun

[gleaming delta]

elden john

[subtle dragon]

@gleaming delta what have u done zim

[gleaming delta]

He has discovered art im pointing him in the right direction what do u mean

[wooden cloud]

No

[zenith axle]

True, english as second language enjoyer

[autumn zealot]

it's actually rule 6 on the discord so that's why you're speaking it 🤓

[weary trellis]

sorry for my poor french

[wind girder]

||not sure if copied||

[marsh sigil]

Is this physically possible?

[nocturne umbra]

yes, if you dont have bones

[dreamy wadi]

I speak English because it’s redundant nature lends itself naturally to expression

[cerulean mortar]

the thing his is he’d beat elden beast too, considering his chasers and aoes and the fact that EB is weak to physical damage the most I’d say if it weren’t for us Godfrey probably would’ve succeeded imo

[vast fern]

Godfrey mid diffs EB

[wintry minnow]

gigagodfrey

[steel pewter]

Chadfrey

[wintry minnow]

is copied

[green pulsar]

Godfrey can't beat placidusax though he has no lighting defense

[analog lion]

🤨✝️😳

[gleaming delta]

b6r-rK*QkBkiQ8ZpRH

[wintry minnow]

i spiked a toddler into a concrete pavement

[cerulean mortar]

I punted one 70 yards for a field goal

[sharp barn]

Deserved.

[wintry harness]

Ashen One: May I have your transposing kiln?
Cursed Rotted Mysical Tree: You may

[gleaming delta]

The Full English Opening 1.C4

[merry mural]

after you get past my cold dead body

[smoky shuttle]

I didn't even know there was a Mohg ending.

[analog lion]

Yeah it's the coolest ending

[smoky shuttle]

You are the least trustworthy Discord user I have ever seen

I now know that it is 100% not a thing just based off the fact you're telling me it is

[raven elm]

im struggling with a chronic decease

[marble shale]

omg i love you wtf that is so cooll why is this even in memes 😭

[analog lion]

I love this

[vital grove]

i agree it should be in art aswell

[normal pivot]

pulled out that uno reverse

[viscid ocean]

Like a boss

Shenanigans lol 😆

[viscid ocean]

I made a better updated version lol 😆

[viscid ocean]

New version 😀
Why do I have the feeling this will become a meme and many will copy this one lol 😆

[cerulean mortar]

why would it???

[supple oak]

no..

[viscid ocean]

Elder genshin ring impact I see 👀

[gleaming delta]

What armor is that

[viscid drift]

Most honorable Elden ring pvpers

[viscid ocean]

Champion pauldron set without the head gear

[sand meadow]

Guilty gear refrence

[idle dagger]

no

[sand meadow]

Hmm...

[late warren]

woahhh

[cerulean mortar]

is Alexander drinking Seigbrau cannibalism?

[glad path]

No. No!

[median coral]

Someone needs to put you in a hole and bury you.

[wind girder]

Bruh how would i know its copied :/

[digital tide]

Yea, i know

[late warren]

ragnarok babyyyy

[subtle pine]

This is just like 19

[vivid oar]

Nineteen eighty-four

[subtle pine]

84

[normal flame]

Literally 1453 (never forget)

[subtle pine]

1674 moment

[gleaming delta]

1948

[frank sorrel]

actual censorship

are they censoring george orwell or tianmen square tho

[gleaming delta]

what even happend in nineteen eighty 4

[frank sorrel]

tianmen square massacre

[gleaming delta]

jeez.i thought it was like some WW2 or something but damn

[gleaming delta]

by u/Vileblood6655321

[gleaming delta]

that was in 1989

[frank sorrel]

oh right mb

so what did happen in 19-eight-four or are they actually censoring orwell?

[glad ocean]

with holy damage*

[gleaming delta]

lol

[wooden cloud]

Orwell

[uncut plover]

1984-1990

Why does saying 19 84 crashed the app?

[normal flame]

My current theory for those wondering about why you cant say "nineteen eighty four" is because of its affiliation with US politics. Probably best to ban it so we dont start any arguments. It is ironic though

[normal flame]

Saying 19 84 isn't why the app crashed, saying anything that automod says "no" to stops your message from getting sent to the chat, and then, for some reason, closes the app. A lil overkill but whatever.

[cerulean mortar]

yeah no they’re literally just censoring the book, hence why the video also got deleted which is very cool thanks mods

[late warren]

bloodborne is real?!?!?

[coarse lance]

berserk moment

[livid zenith]

the name of the book is censored because people make jokes comparing the way mods behave to being "literally 19**"

[cerulean mortar]

I’m aware, the fact that’s a censorable offense to them is exactly the reason it’s said in the first place

literally proving the point saying that is trying to make lmao

[vivid oar]

You can type it out though

"Literally nineteen eighty-four"

[vivid oar]

WWII ended in 1945 💀

[gleaming delta]

man idfc by now

[vivid oar]

You do you, I just figure that major events like that should be common knowledge

[halcyon moss]

Holy moly that's my clip lol

Did you edit it or find it somewhere?

[drowsy cave]

Supposedly

[vivid oar]

Some N@zis did escape and hold on to their horrid views, but the overall war itself did end in that year

[honest dust]

too many words

not enough elden ring memes

[spare blade]

wait whats the ching sound? how did u posture break him?

[hardy harbor]

Rorschach pfp based

[gleaming delta]

stfu it looks cool

[gleaming delta]

well considering some americans dont know the difference between the flag of poland and the flag of ukraine its more like a rare knowledge by now

[weary trellis]

i get the flags of Monaco and Indonesia mixed up, it's normal if you don't actually have an interest in knowing geography
people might have interest in other things like Elden Ring

[gleaming delta]

yeah but like.its two different colors.just that.ukraine is blue and yellow and not white and red how do you possibly mix that up

its like not knowing how to do parentheses in math when its a 5th grade lesson or something like that

[vivid oar]

There is a difference between knowing flags/geography and knowing the basics of one of the worst events in the world's history. One of the reasons why history like that is important is so society can learn from the mistakes of the past and then use that information to make better decisions in the present. I'm not saying that the information would help you right now, I'm just explaining why a general understanding of major historical events is important for society to know.

[gleaming delta]

no yeah i know its just like its still so weird to not know that.like how do you even remotely confuse two different sets if colors or not know whats 2² or something? plus its not like i dont know that WW2 ended in 1945 and only now finding that out. and i was just 3 years off anyway

[vivid oar]

Not knowing stuff like 2 squared is definitely weird. As for the flags, it kinda makes sense that people on one half of the world won't know the symbols of a country on the complete opposite side of the world. For example, I doubt many Europeans know the flags and/or countries of Central and South America. Also it was about 40 years off, not 3

[gleaming delta]

well my bad then. focused on the wrong numbers, but still not knowing 2 sets of 2 vastly different colors all taking of halves of a single flag is almost as weird as not knowing 2²

[vivid oar]

That can definitely be weird depending on where you live, but I already explained in the last how it's understandable if the countries in question are on the complete opposite side of the world and aren't "major" countries. Meanwhile math is basically constant across just about all countries and cultures.

[gleaming delta]

yeah but with the war between russia and Ukraine going on and people literally displaying Ukraine's flag basically everywhere its maybe even weirder to still not know what Ukraine's flag is. like how can you possibly not know how the flag of lets say UK or russia looks like? like its just so stupid its amazing how oblivious people are by now.

[vivid oar]

True, stuff like that is well known (or you'd expect it to be) due to those countries being in international news lately (like Ukraine) or those countries being known as "major" countries (like the UK or the US). I agree that it's weird to not know ones like that due to how common they are

[gleaming delta]

exactly my point. sure things like africa with a billion and more countries in it is understandable but something like UK is just straight up too weird to be normal type of drop out

[summer urchin]

they're living in the walls.

still wiggling

[gleaming delta]

huh?-

[vivid oar]

Was the bat in the cave and it clipped into the roof or did it clip into the cave from above?

[vital grove]

that ain’t no bat

[novel fulcrum]

Sus

[summer urchin]

clipped in roof

[timber wagon]

what is allowed in elden fun, is this just a meme channel

[remote locust]

for elden ring memes

[silent pecan]

It's supposed to be an elden ring meme channel but people post unrelated memes as well and nobody cares

[vivid oar]

Good, would've been a nice little jumpscare if the room was empty and then that monstrosity just appeared through the roof

[idle dagger]

it is, until a mod decides its not then deletes the memes that arent elden ring related, but they eventually leave and we return to lawlessness

[viscid ocean]

@spare blade I counter

@spare blade you have to stand in the right spot just the right distance and guard against the incoming attack when you hear that sound press R2 to counterstrike

When he does his two or three hit combo with the arms guard the first strike step back on second strike to dodge move in two steps straight two steps to the right block than counter

Learn the enemies patterns count ur steps find the sweet spot remember it keep practicing 😉

[spare blade]

ah ty i was wondering what that one talisman meant by counter attacks

[viscid ocean]

@spare blade no problem, glad I could help now go newly improved giant slayer and kick some giant a$$ for me lol 😆

Let me know if you manage to pull it off following my instructions 😀

I forgot to mention timing is essential just quickly guard before impact

Stay calm focused and be precise and nimble it might take a while but once you get the feel for it ur all set don't give up you got this

Btw guard with LB or L1 don't use a parry skill it might work but is more difficult to pull of lol 😅

This is the golden lock zone these are perfect counterstrike's

One with his sword drawn and one withouth
You want to be right inbetween the opening of his arms when he comes down with the last strike

Btw dang that huge sword is heavy lol 😆

[vivid oar]

You can't parry their huge sword swings, right?

[viscid ocean]

You can

Especially the first one right when he draws the sword 😀

[vivid oar]

Cool, funny that a small round bowl can stop a giant bar of metal with no consequences

[viscid ocean]

If you stand in the exact spot shown in my picture here

It almost entirely drains the stamina you got to have atleast level 20 stamina and you will have enough left to parry it

20 levels invested into stamina I meant to say

[weary trellis]

funny that a lowly tarnished can become a god

[vivid oar]

True

[viscid ocean]

Tarnished me 😀

Real me

It's almost identical 😀

You can usual find me at the third church of Marika if you're on xbox you might see my ghost

[somber bear]

Wait the trolls can be parried?!

[viscid ocean]

Yeah didn't you see my video?

[somber bear]

No

[viscid ocean]

Re upload the shenanigans

Lol 😆

[somber bear]

Oh you meant poisebroken

[viscid ocean]

Wel I did parry him lol 😆

A quick guard and returned the favor he dropped like a sack o potatoes 🥔 lol 😆

[somber bear]

Lol that’s a guard counter but close enough

[viscid ocean]

Indeed 😀

But I reckon you can parry the .same moves too

It just be that much harder timing got to be spot on

[somber bear]

I gotta try it

[viscid ocean]

Maybe I will put the parry skill on my katana if possible and try it that way?

[grave dust]

who can help with malenia?

[viscid ocean]

I've put it on the estoc samurai was a no go

Here goes nothing gonna try now

I guess the parry skill doesn't work

Atleast not against giants

Maybe we can parry his sword 😏

Didn't try that yet but I wouldn't hold my breath o.0

So I got these two clips of failed attempts

Their in the upload queue it might take a while

When I use the perry skill there is that faint sound like with a guard counter but nothing props, maybe my stats are to low still?

I did notice when parried correctly as you would do against incoming attacks
I did notice some damage reduction all be it a slight one but atm I can't parry a giant

[honest dust]

why are you guys talking so much in the memes channel
There are no memes here

[gleaming delta]

says the one talking in the memes channel

[honest dust]

:|

[gleaming delta]

says the one who also is talkign in the memes channel

[cerulean mortar]

Nineteen Eighty-Four

[dusty moth]

bro looks like jack from the chaos game

[merry mural]

damn bro, you good?

[cerulean gorge]

free my homie he ain't done nun

[cerulean gorge]

don't free my homie

[weak flame]

This got me crying 😂

[hidden urchin]

LOL!

[vast fern]

Anybody got the ds1 discord?

[uncut cove]

No way that’s the meme I made. I feel honored

[cunning wasp]

putting it to good use

[uncut cove]

Here

[uncut cove]

Indeed

[late verge]

I will Elden Sleep

[gleaming delta]

Me

[coarse lance]

the berserk clang edit I made a while back is better

[wintry minnow]

bonk

[normal flame]

That literally isn't even an edit

[coarse lance]

what else do you call it when you manually add something to a video or the audio or a video

an "edit" doesn't just apply to a compilation of anime boys you want in your ass

[normal flame]

It is literally a child getting beat up by another child who has an empty 3 gallon of water there is no edit

[coarse lance]

it is an edit when I add the clang noise from berserk is it not?

[normal flame]

Yeah that's an edit

[rancid hornet]

and he edited the length if we’re being technical lmao

[coarse lance]

why did you say it wasnt an edit

[normal flame]

I was talking about the video of the child getting annihilated by empty 3 gallon warrior

[normal flame]

Start DMing him pictures of your elden ring builds so he dies from boredom and doesn't post this again

[real steeple]

Where the fck are the memes

[cerulean gorge]

let me solo her gotta touch some grass fr

[subtle dragon]

Someone using wrong let me solo her name

It’s Let me solo her not LetMeSoloHer 👍

Also are those 2 rivers of blood 💀

Rob Left
Uchigatana right

[rich cape]

Bro

[subtle dragon]

[cerulean gorge]

bro thinks he's LetMeSoloHer

[subtle dragon]

I can fight the same, just have less kills

11 hours for 1 summon makes one try less to be summoned

[dreamy wadi]

Menacing

[junior summit]

Literally nineteen eighty four

[vital grove]

yes

[supple oak]

19 eighty 4 moment

[cerulean mortar]

19 80 04

[supple oak]

can’tle man

[wintry minnow]

1984!

[narrow forum]

my high ass is laughing so hard at this

[slow fractal]

This is so cute it was with an invader

[cerulean mortar]

good backstory but not better than Radahn’s or Artorias’, especially when the devs basically copied the latter’s homework when writing it just substituting the abyss with the chaos flame

[supple oak]

funny, they look just like the burger king

[agile sigil]

Hmm maybe renalla Is the owner of all Burger Kings then makes senses

[junior fog]

The wiki gives some gems like this

Lore man tell me the lore he says

[drifting root]

Lol

[novel fulcrum]

198⅘

[supple oak]

true...

[sharp portal]

Ivory king was such a cool bossfight

[cerulean mortar]

Liurnia of the Lakes

[vivid oar]

Squid game

[zealous dagger]

Mf ignoring the whole part where he redeemed a shard of Manus through sheer power of love

[cerulean mortar]

ok and? you could argue you do something similar with dusk in DS1, the burnt ivory king is a cool character but to argue he’s leagues better than his template is disingenuous

[vivid oar]

One could argue that justifying incredible feats with stuff like "the power of love" or "friendship" is overused and kinda lame now

[cerulean mortar]

true, tired contrivance that removes actually interesting story elements from being used instead

if you think that alone makes him that much more compelling than other fromsoft bosses I think you’re really missing something

[hazy sandal]

Dm me if you got a one shot build

[dusty moth]

Ivory did it when it used to be cool

Power of friendship my ass that radahn valstrax comet ain't joke

[young dawn]

just my opinion

[narrow forum]

that got me 🤣

[uncut cove]

Pretty W take, except patches should have his own tier above S

[cerulean mortar]

Godrick in F is a crime, especially with Elden Beast and Fia’s Champions in A, other than that pretty based list

[trim thunder]

godrick is actually fun as hell

[cerulean mortar]

yeah some argue he’s best in the game, plus he put the rematch in Altus against Godefroy as somehow better like ???

[trim thunder]

malenia belongs in S

[cerulean mortar]

I agree personally but I get some people putting her lower bc of the healing, Godrick is the only boss I really disagree with on that list, should be C tier at the absolute lowest imo and that’s still being very conservative for me

[trim thunder]

if you know how to fight malenia its not hard, malenia isnt that horrible, also her arena and music is dope

[cerulean mortar]

I agree, imo she’s like top 3 bosses in the game, but some people dislike her for design decisions and I think that’s fair enough

[coral rover]

Difficulty wise or?

[cerulean mortar]

no, Godskin duo is at the bottom it’s probably design/enjoyment

[coral rover]

Fair

[young dawn]

enjoyment

[trim thunder]

my top 3, loretta, malenia, radagon

[young dawn]

ion like his vibe fr

[cerulean mortar]

but F tier? How you gonna put the reskin above the original with a cutscene???

[young dawn]

i jus don like godrick dawg idk

[silent pecan]

Holy fvck that's a terrible take, definitely in the right channel tho lol

[lavish kiln]

Bro i wrote an elden ring rap

[young dawn]

i know it's jus my opinion

[cerulean mortar]

now I wanna see yours and how much it differs

[supple oak]

epic file

[gleaming delta]

you mean Rick, soldier of god

[cerulean mortar]

nah he probably just means Phase 1 since no one’s beaten his second phase yet

[late warren]

so true he is a silly little guy

[deep relic]

Elden beast should not be at A then

[weary trellis]

Godskin Duo should be at S+ then

and also morgott at A, the fight is so short you can't even see his new abilities

[weary trellis]

is that Malenia???

[vital sand]

It’s a DS2 reference

[velvet vault]

You put a cleanrot knight in C but niall in F

[velvet vault]

Honestly i dont see any reasonable arguments for them other than general crying for being too hard. She has so many openings for attacking and endless counters for her attacks. The healing is so small its a non issue and a punishment if you slip up. Id ssy thats fair enough considering the broken builds possible in game

[dry skiff]

I agree

[silent pecan]

Cba to make a fvckin tierlist, i have a life

[thorny marsh]

Queen Marika made a minor spelling mistake in the reason for muting me. I win

me 1
foolish golden order 0

[somber bear]

Finally, a MH reference

[cerulean mortar]

some people like myself enjoy Elden Beast

[cerulean mortar]

agreed, imo she’s not even the hardest in the game personally, she’s very manageable with patience and practice, in fact it only took me 4 attempts to beat her on my first playthrough and that was from getting one shot by the scarlet aeonia 2 and then not realizing it’s hit box lingered so running in to damage and dying to it that way as a result, imo she’s fine but if some people think she’s hard that’s their opinion

[somber bear]

She’s the hardest boss in the game for me but I still think she’s top 3 boss and top 1 character

[cerulean mortar]

agreed, personally she’s 3rd for me boss wise, I go back and forth between Maliketh and Mohg for number 1 and the other is always 2nd, but Malenia is fantastic and easily nails the 3rd spot for me

[somber bear]

Why are our top 3 exactly the same lol

[cerulean mortar]

because they’re fantastic bosses with excellent designs, fights, and music

[somber bear]

True true

[young dawn]

yeah i hated niall

[wide plinth]

The version in Caelid I didn’t like but the version in the mountain top of the giants i originally didn’t like but after a few playthroughs I started to enjoy that version

[young dawn]

i think i got em mixed up tbh

[wide plinth]

Ah

[native schooner]

Given their use, some of the picture used are concerning

Notably nepheli

[dreamy wadi]

Now now, Kenneth Haight is a real one

[silent pecan]

Now THIS is a based tierlist

[young dawn]

any thoughts on this one

[silent pecan]

[native schooner]

I found stormveil pretty cool, and I hated moghwyn palace for the bleed zombies, and subterranean shuning ground for the maze, otherwise same as you

[gleaming delta]

stormveil is cool

[cerulean mortar]

how you gonna do the loathsome dungeater like that

[young dawn]

☠️

[cerulean mortar]

also holy sh!t the one other Elden Ring fan who doesn’t want to smash Raya for some reason, incredible!

[cerulean mortar]

how do you think stormhill and stormveil are bad but the litururgical town with the archers is better??

[winter bone]

Opinions differ but wow, i legit dont think anyone could make an er areas list i would disagree with more

[viscid ocean]

(Savage) Beast Mode 😀

[normal flame]

Oh God no it's the "you missed the point of bloodborne" post again

[dreamy wadi]

Are you living in the UK

[split raft]

you have to do frenzied flame with that look.
then Asgard will be destroyed and Ragnarok will be complete

[viscid ocean]

@split raft lol 😆 😂

@split raft I run it with a flail and run at the enemy like a bull and one hit tko them 😀

[split raft]

do it with prelates charge that would be perfect instead of a flail

[viscid ocean]

@split raft made a nice lil clip for ya

@split raft I'm still learning to perfectionize this fighting style as to not get hit it ain't easy

[split raft]

i think with Prelate's charge you actually lean forward into the charge so those horns would be pointing at your target

[viscid ocean]

Enjoy

[supple oak]

i dont know what it is but this face really reminds me of another

like that weird awkward smile thing

[finite kernel]

its the joan cornella smile

[fossil ledge]

Hide the pain harold

[supple oak]

I was thinking of him but it’s not him, something similar

[fossil ledge]

It literally is tho

[supple oak]

i think you’re right

[sharp portal]

internet historian?

[supple oak]

nvm

[viscid ocean]

For comparison ^<^

[cerulean mortar]

internet historian’s pfp is Hide the Pain Harold lol

[viscid ocean]

Mom: Didn't I tell you!
Mom: I told you! Didn't I?
Mom: this is exactly what happens if you drink to much of that rubish!

[viscid drift]

I wonder if Sempiternal still lurks here

It would be most goofy

[cerulean mortar]

I do not believe our silly little creature of a community mod still lurks here sadly : (

[viscid drift]

Can’t have anything anymore. They even took our silly creature

Tried to @ him, isn’t even in the server by the looks of it

Truly, a dark day this is

[late warren]

damn

[supple oak]

que

[cerulean mortar]

it is with great sorrow that I drop an F in the chat for our favorite community moderator, Sempeternal the Silly Creature, may his Ping be low and his maidens many

[late warren]

F

[normal flame]

o7

[thorny marsh]

People can post about random stuff but I can't post about Kratos Messi
We truly live in a golden order

might be a good choice to make a separate meme channel

[cerulean mortar]

yeah there's no way that's gonna happen

[twin cove]

I had a dream that malenia was in overwatch and I was debating whether to rein charge her out of scarlet aeonia

[wooden cloud]

You smash the pope turtle
I smash the pope turtle
We are not the same

[wooden cloud]

I agree except I liked the inner brace of the haligtree

[austere carbon]

Guys ~ it's time! do it

[white oriole]

turtle?

[wooden cloud]

Dog*

[white oriole]

yeah i only know dogs in this game

[subtle dragon]

Where

Voted elden ring

[sharp portal]

Watch horizon win

[wooden cloud]

Watch stray win

[subtle dragon]

💀

[vast fern]

Where do I vote

[analog lion]

The game awards website

[vital grove]

i agree with majority of it

[vital grove]

is storm veils coolness out way those dam birds

[cerulean mortar]

I’m shocked it’s even nominated lmao

[subtle dragon]

I’m surprised Stray was 💀

[cerulean mortar]

I expected a nomination but it’s def not beating out ER or Ragnarok

my guess is GoW takes it just based on timing but based on initial reactions to them both ER should win if timing isn’t a factor

[subtle dragon]

Ragbarok kinda cheated releasing this close to game of the year voting 💀

[cerulean mortar]

agreed, it’s got a massive advantage in that regard

[subtle dragon]

Yeah

Don’t get me wrong the game is great and all but to me it doesn’t outbeat elden ring 💍

[vital grove]

the release hype is allways big if the game is hyped a lot before hand and it delivers on the hype

[vital grove]

xeno blade gonna win

[subtle dragon]

Xenoblade seems like a wanna or Genshin impact ngl 💀

[vital grove]

i don’t think xeno blade is a ghacha nor that similar also isn’t this liek the 3rd xeno blade game ot smth

it came out way before genshin

[cerulean mortar]

nah it’s not like genshin, def not winning GotY tho

I do at least hope even if ER doesn’t beat Ragnarok for GotY it should win best direction since it took fromsoft in a whole new direction while Ragnarok is very similar to its predecessor in a lot of ways and didn’t innovate nearly as much

[subtle dragon]

Didn’t even bother making a excuse for losing previous game upgrades 💀

[cerulean mortar]

Destiny 2 might win best ongoing and if it does I will literally vomit

[split raft]

i think ragnarok was released way too late into the year for it to win, maybe if they had released it at the end of summer but im not sure it will have enough time

[cerulean mortar]

no the timing for it’s release helps them, hype is very fresh, it’s the front of everyone’s mind, even if people haven’t beat it there’s still a month left for it to settle and for more people to buy it and play, as long as the story doesn’t fall off super hard at the end it’s nothing but a boon

[real steeple]

Go vote!

[coarse lance]

I can't my rights were revoked because of the color of my skin

[cerulean mortar]

already did

[coarse lance]

excuse the late response, but why don't you just moderate the meme dump channel like you would any other and it would make the people happier and you would maybe have to hire maybe 1 or 2 more mods

in all reality, it would leave less moderator work because you wouldn't need to delete non-ER memes from.this one

[vital grove]

i think they should jsut let us post all types of memes in elden fun and just hire 1 or 2 of us who read every msg from here a few times a day

[vital grove]

yea it would take less moderation because you can just ignore a semi active channel by having a mod or 2 from this channel to only moderate it

[real steeple]

Good shiet

[cerulean mortar]

the issue with just hiring people who are active is giving someone like that mod perms when they can damage the server if they’re not properly vetted

[sleek gazelle]

indeed

[honest dust]

and gl finding someone to do that for free 💀 funny that you think we get paid

[cerulean mortar]

I actually think the majority of people here would, they’d be terrible hires I’m sure but finding people willing isn’t the issue

[subtle dragon]

Hello Polter Heist

[honest dust]

Hi honey

[honest dust]

You'll want to go to @shell roost with your suggestion, since us Community Mods don't have the power to change anything or add new features to the server

[vital grove]

i man mod perms can just be delete msgs in only 1 channel

which of the person is abusing it then a real mod can get involved and boom a very small problem

[supple oak]

no way

[vital grove]

the work load ain’t much we allready scan the channel it’s jsut deleting people who do bad things and contacting a real mod if it’s bad enough (if you don’t trust us with punishment perms)

[cerulean mortar]

it’s also just a policy thing, since iirc community mods have a semi loose relationship with Bandai they probably don’t want to be giving any kind of power to just anyone, if nothing else it just looks unprofessional I imagine

[real steeple]

You dont?

[honest dust]

No I dont 😂

[real steeple]

[dusty moth]

then why you'd accept

[weary trellis]

they got offered an accord

[dusty moth]

that works for me

[zenith axle]

Are you kidding me
Why are literal DISCORD links are not allowed?!

[uncut oriole]

Lmao

[zenith axle]

Only thing Destiny 2 will hit is no grass wr any%

[weary trellis]

discord links are links like any other but they are handled differently by discord to things like images and videos instead of the link

[wooden cloud]

Bro does any discord server actually pay their staff? 💀I worked in a now like 14.4k one for free for like 2 years

[honest dust]

Some do yes
And the admins of this server do get paid. Just not the CMs

[wooden cloud]

Weird..

And lucky for them ig
Never heard of staff being paid on discord
Maybe in like the like big game servers like minecraft or something

[honest dust]

Sometimes you can find job openings for it,
But we should really stop discussing this in the memes channel 😅

[wooden cloud]

Sorry

[normal flame]

Guys, that chat wasnt elden ring elden related. Someone bring the mods in here to kill their families

[royal haven]

Professional discord mod, kittens on the daily

[normal flame]

I am going to do something that may not be forgiven by god

[supple oak]

arm

[normal flame]

3 dead, 48 injured

[supple oak]

HUH

how’d that happen

[normal flame]

Update: 19 dead, 32 injured (I thought of the wise mystical tree and took out 16 more hostages) (oops)

[ocean night]

l;skdfpjwejgdofijgjsirhkdlfhngoilkfv

[viscid ocean]

House cleaning with flair

[icy raven]

Woah is that a mod, why are the demi humans eyes like that?

[gleaming delta]

they're always like that at night, not a mod

[icy raven]

Ah I never knew

[proud ether]

ok it's been months were are the angry rings ?

you need to answer

[viscid ocean]

Lol I try to make a awesome fighting scene like rurouni kenshin playing without the HUD and all people asked me is if the demi-humans eyes have been modified lol

[icy raven]

where is that in limgrave I wanna make my own spin on it (:

[wintry minnow]

Demi humans will aways have an eyes glow effect during night

[cosmic peak]

That's a feature I didn't know sbkjt

[cerulean mortar]

can also see it in caves like the one in liurnia that leads to Latenna for her quest

[real steeple]

Bro send memes

[supple oak]

they detach

[cerulean mortar]

Johnny Sins would make an excellent Patches in a Dark Souls "film"

[analog lion]

👩‍🦲

[wintry minnow]

Ciaran or smth

[cerulean mortar]

based

[verbal mauve]

So...I've come to realize how much I've truly loved Elden Ring. So much so that when I got a new puppy the other day, this is the only name I could come up for her...

[analog lion]

[hexed yew]

Demigod names be like:

[subtle dragon]

What?

Idk how it’s related to homophobes, I personally support lgbtq 🏳️‍🌈 so idk what u meant with that. I suppose the joke is against homophones not from homophobes. Basically mocking homophones 😁

[gleaming delta]

nothing homophobic about that, cope

[dreamy wadi]

Phobic? You think I’m scared?

[noble harness]

how original of you

[dreamy wadi]

Why thank you

[gleaming delta]

based

[cerulean mortar]

now I’m curious what they posted

[gleaming delta]

they called this homophobic for some unknown but still dumb reason @cerulean mortar

[low canopy]

man i sure do hate homes

[gleaming delta]

personally I find that term pretty funny, I love how people now are trying to redefine what phobia means to fit their convenience

[cerulean mortar]

how??? man I knew people on the internet were dumb but man people on the internet are dumb

[gleaming delta]

"nooo it can mean dislike!!!" - 👰‍♂️

[cerulean mortar]

I mean the term xenophobia with regard to intolerance of people from other countries has existed for a long time but I don’t see anyone getting up in arms about the “misuse” of the term in that instance, weird double standard imo

[gleaming delta]

find another suffix, phobia's already taken

[cerulean mortar]

or just, don’t be homophobic and you won’t have to hear it lol

[gleaming delta]

right because that's definitely how that works

[cerulean mortar]

it kinda is yeah, of all the things to get upset about, especially when you could be upset about homophobia itself, the misuse of the suffix seems like a really weird one to be so mad about

[gleaming delta]

thats against homophobes man are you a liberal? do you hate homophobes?

USA Karens probably

[cerulean mortar]

yeah bro I’m homophobephobic

[idle dagger]

Post memes

[gleaming delta]

why would I be upset about something that doesn't affect me or anyone I care about

to claim moral high ground?

[gleaming delta]

LMAO you're homophobephobephobic

[cerulean mortar]

you’re literally complaining about a suffix being used improperly 💀💀💀

[gleaming delta]

cry about it then
or something

[cerulean mortar]

lmao

[gleaming delta]

because how cant you be not upset about something that makes me snd only me upset for zero reason? literally unacceptable you should be put in jail for that let me speak to your supervisor

[cerulean mortar]

factual

[gleaming delta]

yes

also you completely avoided my question lol

[gleaming delta]

eh karens do that

not you, I know you're just joking around

[cerulean mortar]

who me? I didn’t answer the question because you’re already complaining about something that has no impact, by doing so your hypocritical comments already disprove your own points

[low canopy]

can yall shut up like goddamn

[gleaming delta]

naw im here just doing jokes

[cerulean mortar]

relatable

[gleaming delta]

there is an impact, you just can't see it

[cerulean mortar]

ok, you don’t have to elaborate on it or anything, I’ll take you at your word just from you saying so, thank you for enlightening me sir

[gleaming delta]

it's pointless to explain to people like you tbh
would take way too much of my time

[cerulean mortar]

very true clearly

[low canopy]

yall need to go outside, i’ve seen @cerulean mortar talking in elden fun almost every time i log on since i joined this server, the other two of you have been just being childish about the most insignificant stuff and calling it jokes

[analog lion]

Ew gay

[gleaming delta]

ah the classic "go outside"
and do what exactly? lmao
because there's just so much to do
let me guess you're going to tell me to go buy things I don't want or need

[gleaming delta]

ok and?

[spare blade]

theres a lot to do outside actually

[cerulean mortar]

Discord user tells other Discord users to go outside 🤡

[low canopy]

go to the gym or something man, you obviously have plenty of time

[gleaming delta]

go with dogs on walks, eat sushi. eat pizza. eat sushi. eat sushi and most notably eat sushi

[gleaming delta]

oh look I called it

[spare blade]

Walks are nice. Biking, running, gardening, bird watching, picnicing, swimming

[cerulean mortar]

I love when people say to go outside and work out but are chronically online and unhealthy themselves 99.9% of the time

[gleaming delta]

literally. even i who sits on my ass all day actually go and climb on walls with my brother

[low canopy]

current physique but :DD

[cerulean mortar]

same, mfer doesn’t understand most people have an outdoor hobby, I love biking and jogging and do at least one every day

[gleaming delta]

but you can do that without leaving the house
???

[gleaming delta]

prob pulled some random pic

[cerulean mortar]

that too, the touch grass argument is so laughable lmao

[gleaming delta]

literally you can do that by just leaving your house and going into another house like whats your point? you're still in a house

that's trespassing and is generally frowned upon

[analog lion]

The point he's trying to make is that you guys need some time off the internet

[gleaming delta]

eh. still my points stands

[cerulean mortar]

could also be invited

[gleaming delta]

no I couldn't

[cerulean mortar]

relatable

[gleaming delta]

nah man my school asks me to bring a laptop to school to study i cant

[zenith axle]

Not to burst your bubble, but I saw someone post same pic two days ago in different server

[cerulean mortar]

same here, all of my coursework is online lmao

[gleaming delta]

like yeah congrats you caught me I'm a basement dwelling gremlin
what's your point

[gleaming delta]

legit

[gleaming delta]

congrats you found out i live with my mom whats your point?

[cerulean mortar]

honestly anyone on Discord telling someone else to get off the internet is just virtue signaling to make themselves look marginally better at that point

[gleaming delta]

literally how is that an argument even. a dude can be 16 and live with their parents and they'd be considered a gremlin who lives in an attic and having a discord kitten like damn bro

[zenith axle]

Isn't that normal to live with your parents at 16

[gleaming delta]

yeah that's the point i think

[cerulean mortar]

that’s his point, people will say that’s a bad thing here

[gleaming delta]

yeah

[gleaming delta]

like damn man im 15 what are you gonna want me to do? go to work and start a family with 5 kids and 2 wives with a villa?

[cerulean mortar]

no you have to go further beyond, you must become a self made billionaire at 12, anything below that is unacceptable obviously

[zenith axle]

Mfs be like "go outside and hit the gym". You don't need the gym to work out

[gleaming delta]

ive got 9th grade algebra and Hebrew to worry about and grades not some scruncly ass job that im gonna be suffering on minimum wage

im like 4"5(average height in israel) or something and look like a 7 yr old nobody gonna hire me

[zenith axle]

Nestle will

[cerulean mortar]

plus depending on where you live it might even be illegal for them to hire you depending on your age

[cerulean mortar]

lmao

[gleaming delta]

i hate that company because of it i drink coffee every morning before school.

[gleaming delta]

agreed.

[torn crane]

[gleaming delta]

mirie

[agile sigil]

Le dog

[gleaming delta]

da dog

[gleaming delta]

never taken what

[cerulean mortar]

an L

[true axle]

it helps a lot though, definitely gained more muscle after the gym, but never neglect your calisthenics

[vivid oar]

Is 2 wives the normal in Israel or something? I didn't think so but now I'm not so sure

[steel pewter]

Gym bros when dangling off a cliff
My picture is nsfw ig

[gleaming delta]

no.

[vivid oar]

Then why say 2 wives?

[cerulean mortar]

hyperbole

[novel fulcrum]

The conversations in here sometimes

[gleaming delta]

I finally beat soldier of Godrick

[vast fern]

Coo

[cerulean mortar]

fake news, only a few people have got past phase 1

[cosmic mango]

I'd smash Kenneth Haight

[raven root]

sub 40 endurance be like

[late warren]

based tbh

corhyn kinda fine too

[cerulean mortar]

use turtle charm it’s busted

[supple oak]

[glad ocean]

my max endurance is always like 17

[gleaming delta]

naw D is finer than corhyn

[wooden cloud]

Home gym supremacy

Don't gotta go outside
Can just work out at home
Don't have to pay for expensive membership and don't have to deal with weird people

[real steeple]

I do prefer to do cardio outside

[gleaming delta]

My membership ain’t to exspensive and there aren’t many weird people at my gym

Wish I had a home gym but it’s not that bad

[gleaming delta]

dyel 😭

[hollow snow]

corhyn ? tf mate, the man be on the verge of mental breakdown lmao

[glad ocean]

he is on a mental breakdown

[late warren]

yeah but hes nice and i like his silly wheel thing

[cerulean mortar]

where’s the Twitter checkmark Cohryn meme?

[hollow snow]

i gotchu

[wintry minnow]

i can't

[sand socket]

time to vote for goty

[cerulean mortar]

Thank you

[raven elm]

beautiful

[thorny marsh]

the nordic fantasy

[vivid oar]

Tarnished v Kratos: God Killer v God Killer

[agile sigil]

Lmao

[obtuse island]

this pic goes crazy hard, may i screenshot?

[gleaming delta]

They're coming.

[somber bear]

Radahn ballin goes so hard

[shut fern]

It really do

[shut fern]

I deadass was about to try and make another edit out of it lmfao (Unless someone can find more of ER characters ballin😂)

[somber bear]

Godfrey ballin over a fire giant

[shut fern]

I'd imagine Godfrey shredding everyones ankles with the way he be movin'

[somber bear]

Malenia ballin Godrick
Maliketh ballin some godskin apostles
Fortissax ballin Godywn

So many possibilities

[shut fern]

😂

[somber bear]

YES

[shut fern]

Oh my god lmfao

[somber bear]

We’ve reached peak ER

[shut fern]

We truly have, we need more though just for good measure lol

[somber bear]

More pics of Maliketh clowning on the demigods

[shut fern]

lmfaooo

[gleaming delta]

fighting godrick be like

[supple oak]

[supple oak]

HUH

[cerulean mortar]

should’ve memorized the attack patterns of my mom’s sandal when I didn’t do the laundry 5 seconds after she asked me to

[supple oak]

you died

[zenith axle]

Technically you can

[supple oak]

the window is insane

[bold zenith]

I’ll never need a therapist. I have these

[supple oak]

img 8868 .jpg

[thorny marsh]

Try dodging and poisebreaking then. You can't parry whips
smh casul

[supple oak]

just backstab

[thorny marsh]

whoever deleted my image, you stink

Haven't given up yet

[thorny marsh]

Hypocrites I say

Y'all stink

[steady linden]

what is the picture?

[thorny marsh]

A picture of elden ring kratos with a barcellona shirt saying kratos messi

they want elden ring related memes, I gave them elden rng related memes but they still want to delete it

[gleaming delta]

"stupid Malenia im balling"

[thorny marsh]

I hate it here

I even got warned for it, I did nothing wrong

[steady linden]

send it in my dms

[gleaming delta]

I cant say the name of the book by george orwell where the name is a date

[steady linden]

lets say its just at the end of the 20th century

[gleaming delta]

it gets flagged

[swift loom]

Between 1983 and 1985 is truly one of the books of all time

[gleaming delta]

public server moment

[thorny marsh]

mods here are bullies

[swift loom]

Honestly i have yet to see another public server that censors this

Censoring swears and such
Kinda dumb when we're talking about a server about a fromsoft game but meh
Censoring this number specifically is another level though

[gleaming delta]

this like george orwells book the year between 1983 and 1985

[normal flame]

Holy crap lois, this reminds me of that George Orwell book called [piss off mods]

[idle tartan]

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[stone patio]

yeah what's wrong with that

no reason to delete that

[thorny marsh]

exactly

[idle tartan]

ah, even your pfp shows you're a man of culture

[thorny marsh]

thanks

Now mods, look me straight into the eyes and explain why the image isn't elden ring related

It has a elden ring character model, and you can even see some of castle sol in the back so it is elden ring related, but I was warned saying it is not. What's wrong with it?

[honest dust]

I just got here but it doesn't really look elden ring related to me

I'm sure if you brought it up to modmail and explained they might remove the warning

[thorny marsh]

will do, thanks

on second thought, I could just raise the quality to make it look better visibile

I feel like there's been a misunderstanding on both sides, but the fault is mostly mine for not making the image more clear

Time to put an end to this before I embarrass myself further, even thought it was fun at the start

[autumn zealot]

I'm actually really looking forward to seeing this high quality elden ring related picture of kratos in a barcelona top with messi on it

[thorny marsh]

I'd probably do it very badly but I'll try lol

Hopefully it will be more clear now, and be considered elden ring related

[stone patio]

nice

[autumn zealot]

yeah nice work, I've made a copy of it just incase though as i can't see castle sol still

[thorny marsh]

True, but there is one of those white spectral trees in the background

[merry mural]

damn, funny meme...

[ebon lava]

just why

[thorny marsh]

they tryina help their friend

[vivid oar]

Wish there was a way to become friends with "enemies" like those guys and the soldiers fighting the demihumans at that one castle

Or even to become friends with the demihumans hanging out in Kenneth Haight's castle when he's in it

[thorny marsh]

If you are a tarnished and own a finger maiden this game is a must-have!

[vivid oar]

"own a finger maiden"

[thorny marsh]

kid named finger maiden:

[spare blade]

maiden named finger:

[gleaming delta]

psa: dont dm him.

facts

[analog lion]

It fr sucks air

[gleaming delta]

I think he blocked me lmao

[gleaming delta]

lmfao.bro asks you to go in a server bc he gets bullied hy his friend lmao

eh looks like a you problem imho

[gleaming delta]

and now he's gone

[idle dagger]

@pale hawk come explain why you feel elden ring sucks.

[gleaming delta]

you die.

[idle dagger]

Only if you are bad

[gleaming delta]

I joined to ping everyone with a certain gif involving a dragon

what gif

[thorny marsh]

die, git gud, die again, git gud again. until the game is done

[vivid oar]

Dye

[idle dagger]

Fertilizer

[gleaming delta]

laughing matter

[thorny marsh]

He he he haw

[gleaming delta]

his ears give me comfort

[thorny marsh]

Nice balls bro
Slaps them

[green agate]

yo, does starting class effect later on gameplay for example if i pick something with little to no magic at the start will I be able to strong with magic later on in the gameplay?

[analog lion]

It barely matters

[green agate]

So is class just important for what you want to start as?

[analog lion]

Pretty much, yes

[green agate]

aight thanks

[green agate]

what would you say is the best class?

[analog lion]

Samurai

[green agate]

if you had to choose between vegabond or confessor

[analog lion]

Confessor, it's basically the Faith/strength class

[green agate]

do you mind if I dm you for some basic questions if no its cool

[analog lion]

You should get the tarnished role and go to #community-help

[narrow forum]

Lol

[merry mural]

may I target your balls?

[weary trellis]

<@&894891802488885248>

[thorn frost]

this discord has slowest mods ive seen

[gleaming delta]

literally

fat rolling mods lol

[zenith axle]

They are fast, it's just they are fast to ruin all fun

And then slowest to do anything else

[silent pecan]

<@&894891802488885248>
@empty kernel since you're online

[thorn frost]

why cant you ping community mods

with @community mod team

[zenith axle]

Because they exist to kill fun

[empty kernel]

🙏

[sick token]

Can't blame them too much, who wants to sit around all day and police you lot around?

[hexed ravine]

hey guys, only 300 hits to go until i kill him!

[gleaming delta]

Sword is a lil bit small you might want a bigger one

[civic lance]

yea the range might not be optimal

[brave forge]

blood hound is so fun and i easily beat it and dont get hit (help me i cant land a hit) haha ye ez

[icy raven]

Myste why...

also. what is that song, I feel I've heard it before.

[median coral]

Not sure

[normal flame]

I think it's something like "darkwood" let me check

[median coral]

It's funny

[normal flame]

"Deadwood - really slow motion"

[icy raven]

found it, Thank you.

[normal flame]

Yesss elden fun meme channel revolution
Keep posting non-elden ring related stuff it is actually pretty funny

[plucky fjord]

I liked both games

[merry mural]

They both have difficulty issues

[wicked shuttle]

yes, too easy

[gleaming delta]

try dodge rolling moms chancla lol

[plucky fjord]

I went through the last god of war before playing ragnarok and had a pretty easy time

Elden rings main issue for me is trying to grind runes

[swift loom]

I never had to grind runes when playing the game for my first playtrough
Over the course of exploring i just ended up with a bunch of runes

I was above RL160 when i beat my first run

[merry mural]

they're health sponges on god of war difficulty was a bit boring honestly

[merry mural]

Never had to grind runes but difficulty really jumps between locations

[plucky fjord]

Yee

[silent current]

This was definitely the most funny cosplay run i had and i kept helping people as Mohg defeating Malenia because thematically it was so messed up that i couldn't stop laughing. The build actually slaps her tho

I even had the purifying tear because i forgot to remove it

[vast fern]

Where is that head piece

[thorny marsh]

get moghed

[supple oak]

mfw it’s mohgin time

[silent current]

dropped from the small octopus things, very rare drop

[swift loom]

And T-posing over her death too
Incredible

[silent current]

I wanted her to know...

[wintry minnow]

kill land octopi repeatedly

[marsh venture]

wrong new gow sucks

[terse mantle]

I think I'm in the wrong place

[vast rivet]

Guys

I did it again

[analog lion]

Wtf is Ayaka doing

[vital grove]

xeno blade 3 will win smh

[crude quest]

What monstrosity did you bring to this world

[static solstice]

mohg be like

[gleaming delta]

Mohgment

[hollow snow]

it morbin time guys

[mortal solstice]

my friend speedran elden ring with a gun it was interesting

[vivid oar]

A realistic gun mod would be cool

Realistic as in damage. For example, it would be able to 1 shot someone like Godrick with a headshot while it wouldn't be effective in terms of body shots against an enemy like a Rune Bear

[ebon lava]

making the boss fight more enjoyable

[gleaming delta]

Oh that one lmao

[full hawk]

i see nothing wrong here

[maiden osprey]

LMAO

[sharp portal]

Both solider of god, rick and gwyn use a greatsword. I rest my case

[silent pecan]

Soldier of godrick = gwyn?!?

Would explain his ridiculous difficulty....

[pale sun]

mohgin time

[pale sun]

fun fact, to represent gywns methods of rejecting darkness in the fight the song is played with only white keys

[late warren]

lord

[lunar moon]

Aluminium?

[remote locust]

hey thats what i do

[idle dagger]

Hey you and i share a mutual friend, small world.

[remote locust]

i work at my university's electron microscopy lab

[lunar moon]

Cool!

[idle dagger]

This is far from an electron microscope, its an antique that ive dated around 1890's to 1920's. Was in my grandfathers brothers house and it found its way to me, the only objective lens that is intact is the one in use here.

[uncut cove]

Ok but what if you have a greathelm for actual reenactment, and not just larping?

[keen swift]

*Mohgin' Time

[vital grove]

what did you send?

[rigid knoll]

The image of what he sent is above

[vital grove]

oh

[gleaming delta]

same thing cope

[thorny marsh]

Marika really pretends that we send the most high-class messages

Queen Marila has high hopes for us. That we continue to struggle. Unto eternity.

So go duck yourself Marika, go suck on Radagon's massive rock

[iron shale]

Y’all defending your dung I hope

I don’t blame him Sellen is a beauty

[thorny marsh]

We live in a Golden Order

[iron shale]

Just read the rest wtf no reason the order is rotten to its core

[drifting root]

yo what the

[thorny marsh]

Only one guy can fix this order now

[heavy cape]

It's not about the Runes, it's about sending a message.

[thorny marsh]

🌳 ☝️☀️

[heavy cape]

The Loathsome Dung Eater!

[thorny marsh]

The Ever-Brilliant Goldmask!

[heavy cape]

Actually how do you earn the title of Dung Eater

[iron shale]

I am the Dung Defender, me and eater are homies

[thorny marsh]

by eating his dung

[heavy cape]

Is it literal or metaphorical

[iron shale]

Literal for the both of us but he doesn’t like to admit it

[heavy cape]

What if people hated him so much they constantly told him to eat dung so he earned himself the title of Dung Eater

[iron shale]

He doesn’t like talking about his dung eating habits, it’s becoming more like an addiction

[heavy cape]

Even if it was metaphorical it would be pretty funny

[thorny marsh]

I think it is pretty fitting since he was victim of an execution

[iron shale]

What oh no my man got executed for his cravings

[thorny marsh]

maybe the pubblic trew caca at him, lots of it that they started calling him dung eater

[heavy cape]

"Yeah! Eat dung ye bloody insect!"

[thorny marsh]

there are no dung pies in the lands between because dung eater ate them all

[heavy cape]

Gold tainted excrement

[thorny marsh]

Weird definition of money

[heavy cape]

He's probably picky since there's lots of that laying around in the woods where the bears are

Wait how does he even eat dung he's a literal rust bucket with limbs

[thorny marsh]

trust me, that is a helmet

with a little hole to allow the user to see from his right eye

[median coral]

Bruh why’d I get warned for not keeping this channel Elden Ring related homie no one does that at all 😐

[thorny marsh]

this channel literrally wants no Fun in Elden

this server hates fun

and still they don't want to make a separate meme channel because they are scared or people having fun

[remote locust]

thank god

[thorny marsh]

[wintry minnow]

i AM down bad for melina tho

[supple oak]

[loud pilot]

🫵🌞🫳

[thorny marsh]

Goldmask just blessed me with their presence. How brilliant!