#elden-fun
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58 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 58 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 57 maidenless tarnished on the wall
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Beautiful, but i am not expanding this image anymore
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1 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 1 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 0 maidenless tarnished on the wall
...it's over
No, we have the negatives.
0 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 0 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, -1 maidenless tarnished on the wall
-1 maidenless tarnished on the wall, -1 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, -2 maidenless tarnished on the wall
-2 maidenless tarnished on the wall, -2 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, -3 maidenless tarnished on the wall
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-4 maidenless tarnished on the wall, -4 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, -5 maidenless tarnished on the wall
you were saying?
-5 maidenless tarnished on the wall, -5 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, -6 maidenless tarnished on the wall
we have done it, the maidenless tarnished are no more
No, they continue as negative atoms
May chaos take the world
-6 maidenless tarnished on the wall, -6 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, -7 maidenless tarnished on the wall
oh god
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What is happening
genocide
what happened lmao
I'm a little more upset about the fact it started at 90, and not 99 as the song goes...
are we making tarnished out of thin air now?
it started at 100
also there's an extra syllable for some reason
maidenless tarnished = 5 syllables
bottles of beer = 4 syllables
doesn't even line up, if you're all gonna spam something at least do it right
99 foolish ambitions on the wall, 99 foolish ambitions, you take one down, you lay it to rest, you got 99 foolish ambitions on the wall
nope still 5
how is the elden funning???
Very funny, yes
they finally stopped spamming chadahn to start counting infinitely
good we are graduating over here
top 10 reasons to have slow mode enabled:
that's all
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I gotta actually hit him with the Vergil build for the damage to come in
I hate the double weeb spear users they can all burn in heck
that phantom is the least sweaty pvp player
I started it at 100 yesterday way up in the thread. And I’m continuing.
The beginning. Thank y’all for playing:)
-12 maidenless tarnished on the wall, -12 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, -13 maidenless tarnished on the wall
It started at 99
Nvm started at 100
Why
It has to be 99
I just randomly started it at 100, and yes I get the syllables don’t match up but people got the point lol
What song is that?
Actually the syllables still match up
"nine-ty-nine"
3
"one-hun-dred"
3
[or]
"a-hun-dred"
3
"bo-ttles of beer" 4
"mai-den-less tar-nished" 5
-11 maidenless tarnished on the wall, -11 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, -12 maidenless tarnished on the wall
undertale
We were talking about the number 100 being used to start it off instead of 99, we weren't talking about that
Man really said burn in heck 💀💀💀
no you
dragon scale blade would be cooler for that tbh
🤡
fr
B r u h
can i just die after the last season of demon slayer comes out and i watch it
cause as long as i see that im ok
Thanks bro 😎
Oh no I'm turning into a legendary AGH-
"this is just like that time i was at crumbling farum azula"
Virgin build***, Vergil wouldn’t use something as sweaty as Moonveil spam, plus Water Fowl Dance is more like his attack anyhow, or to be even more precise, One Mind in Sekiro
Double weeb spear user
I mean he couldn't have actually said it properly, this server bans swearing.
Yes
I really wanted One Mind because of Vergil but someone convinced me to not do the Shura ending
Do it better then
Who winning godskin duo or Placidusax
placidisax if it can land it's attacks
W profile pic
Wait so hellish without the ish can't be typed ?
Lmao so it aint even flagged, turns out it was fear
what
wrong we won
reposting this because it’s funny
oiI
Placid
Nvm how tf
Me and godskin noble killed him quickly due to black flame
I see
Black flame tornado is op on big enemies
@mild vortex took down my link, does anyone know why that can happen?
Ik this isn't elden ring related question but what were in the names of the two golden bosses in dark souls( I don't know wich dark souls game since I never played any of em but one is a fat Boi and the other is this fast one)
Ah thank ye m8
no links
healing spells and gear is ok, just not flasks
^^^^
Yeah if you’re opponent is able to heal with a spell it’s on you for not stopping them
yeah, easier to counter and it's part of their build
then there's ds3 estus cancelling 💀
Gaystus cancering
Meh.
OK unelden your ring
ong
Finally met the myth, the legend, the man himself !
The actual one plays on pc and doesn’t use bleed scavs lol
Oh lol ... this guy whopped her ass pretty good too with almost mo heal ... thought it was him
There’s many people who like to be him its all good
Bruh I accidentally healed once and just texted myself off the edge of lurnia
Thought I had fan blades not flask
I know you meant yeeted but in imagining you put down a message and the animation making you fall
Ds3 projected heal💀
Projectile heal?
come
Was that its name? I played in german so no idea
I mean that fast healing spell from the dlc that shoots a healing projectile. It's fast and heals pretty well, very good (and annoying) in pvp
I was wondering if there was a projectile heal because I don’t remember any
i also dont and i have every miracle
Duel fanboys when they can't kill anyone in invasions because they heal up every time
comparing duels and invasions
Idiocy is afoot.
goku mimic tear
Some people like to have fun, some people decide to play duels
Who is this?
max0r
He is returned!
literally me
why are you whining about off topic posting
we do a bit of trolling
holy crap i just read your bio i now have an infinite respect for you
same for you good sir
the music slaps
Bro I haven't played that minigame in like 8 years damn
He also isn't playing any Elden Ring right now, He's been streaming Sekiro on youtube
Something i found to be pretty accurate
Catch flame be like
Made by yours truly
I sentence you to destiny 2 for eternity
Mfs telling me that destiny 2 and warframe are different
Bro they play completely differently, one has good combat, and the other is destiny
They are both grindfests, at least make it fun like in Warframe
Yeah, because they’re both looter shooters
True, destinys combat is just watered down halo combat
Warframe has many things better than destiny, like the fortuna ost
Jokes on you I like destiny
No shame in that, I used to like destiny, but it’s gameplay feels too much like halo, without having the sandbox element that makes halo fun
No armor lock
It’s literally made by bungie
I know?
Try warframe, so far it's fun
Facts
Warframe story sounds half baked lol
no you did not in fact know that
It really is, but the gameplay is fun
Yeah I saw
Kirby is my Christian role model
i am
they made a dark souls one too.
I shall only purchase it for the minis
One word. Jar
You’d think but for a free game it’s the best story I’ve seen
Combats fun, OST slaps, story and backstory are both horrifying and take a little while to pick up but once it does it’s super fun
My only problem with Warframe is that the combat can feel repetitive due to how much grinding has to be done for a super small reward
Still good for a free game though
Idk
What
Genshin Impact is unironically the free game of all time
just got to salt lake city and this place is kinda cool
Genshin players are Mohg defenders
“Making the mother of all Elden Rings here Jack, can’t fret over every Great Rune”
I genuinely did not know genshin was free
New country got added recently too
Wow that mod looks great
It most definitely is the game in existence

just don’t do their quests and do frenzied flame ending 4head
rogier still dies
Frenzied Flame would kill them all
Don't do millicent: she lives
Frenzied: Melina lives but everyone dies
Alexander: don't do his quest
Blaidd and Iji: Don't do ranni quest but tbf I never knew Iji died and idrc for Blaidd
Rogier: Never knew he died, probably will stay dead
Rogier: never go to the Hold
Understandable
don’t you have to talk to him once at the hold for that or progress Fia’s quest for that though? If you just go once and don’t talk or do Fia’s I think he might survive
or at the very least the tarnished won’t see him dead
I thought Melina can die if you pursue frenzied after she uses herself as tinder
she can yes, but if you do it before mountaintops she’ll love
bro got obliterated
lmao
Lmao.
my only problem is that it wanted to do a 900gb update
No but it goes on your permanent record
Interesting
💀 💀
Be like Greg.
Be like Greg.
Be like Greg.
Be like Greg.
Be like Greg.
ok, first, Soldjars of Fortune, and now this. FS really stepped up their game damn
Be like Greg.
Be like Greg.
If I got a dollar every time I’ve seen that image I could afford an actual accord
First time I’ve seen it tbh, I find it funny
Be like Greg.
meh i get to make a relationship with a serpent so im happy either way
🤨 (nice watchmen pfp tho and Rya beloved)
what.eho wouldn't want to build a stable(unlike ryas back) family with a serpent
The victims of Volcano manor
except them
yeah who cares
hes the only "who asked" situation where you wouldn't be ratio+L'd
I do, he's an upstanding member of society.
Who tf is greg
Dude literally plays the liar or betrayer in every game wym upstanding???
elden ring moment
I find it all the funnier that the second baby in this meme is Mohg being yeeted.
And you keep falling for that, in elden ring he does that to warn you
I never said I fall for it I just spare him and then extort him for the magma whip ez
pov: you just said something bad about Joseph Smith
Who's Joseph Smith
will smiths bro
I googled him and they said he was some kind of cult leader or something
Likely lord of blasphemy ahead
try finger but hole
If only I have giant, but hole.
Do not go to dragon's peak, worst mistake of my playthrough
Caelid dogs one shotted me
I just rush for loot and go normal path
The sigma route™
I go in for dectus medallion half radagon soreseal and the greatsword
And millicent and sacred blade and ring of light
And all of caelid
I go into caelid to die at least 20-30 times and accomplish nothing
After that I continue my journey elsewhere
Genshin is truly the dark souls of gachas
I am in debt. I am in overwhelming debt.
Lmfao
Avg godskin duo fight
That interrupt is so dumb, why can he do that and resume rolling instantly?
he hit amongus with a chair
I hate his stupid ass roll mechanic. It’s so unfair to roll for like 30 seconds at a time and never stop and then cancel and go right back into it next frame. It’s apparently like just a thing for co-op
the host died around 8 times to his roll
Engine
Siegward pfp? What is it
Not really him. The real LMSH isn't playing Elden Ring for a while, he's been playing Sekiro.
My guy is back
Plus, why would LMSH be in Limgrave?
Ik it isn’t him i screenshotted it because I was malenia
don’t think I’m not here
Avg moonveil user L
not elden ring but who cares
This is just normal Elden arts mod gameplay with music, you're not even using any of the cool added abilities or showing any of his cool new moves, mostly just standing there doing standard deflect against boring attacks...
this is just inner genichiro
ah, my b. Still, no impressive movement or technique, just normal gameplay with music
eh i think 100% deflect is satisfying, and i never said it was some game changing clip or anything
theres also a bit of music sync
I'm all for satisfying, but a noteworthy video should have something... noteworthy
my bad damn
not trying to discourage or insult, I meant to say that if you record more of the fight you're likely to get a more interesting clip than 18s of standard deflects. perhaps something more fitting to the selection of music too
you're right but my medal aint working well and thats all i could post. if i can fix it ill post some cooler stuff
ah, well I hope you can get it fixed soon then. The concept is good, but music over gameplay is overdone to the point where most clips are white noise, you need a little extra effort in getting that right clip to make it stand out, or everyone will just glaze over it
100% deflect is satisfying, but only when it’s longer than 18 seconds and you attack during the openings, if you want something to model off of look at isshin perfect runs for example, those are more entertaining imo
don’t let sempiternal see that
@cerulean mortar
thought that only applied to the music, oh well, also should maybe consider a different track since that one’s a little stereotypical for that kind of post imo, not bad just very basic I think
Ñ
Mmm, enough runes for 2 upgrades, delightful 🤌
Good way to word it
Why do videos of people using an incantation then a skill get 10000’s views
nahhhhh mad looking good fr man proud of you@gleaming delta
thx 🤗
Nice
you should put watermark in case if you post
ooh yeah
This one is cool
my tiktok edits always get bad interaction tho. i have one with 1k views and 36 likes lmao
TikTok is overused, you're in a virtual ocean of competing content
where else could i post it?
The trick to popularity is predicting what will replace the current popular platforms
No idea, some people post on dozens of platforms hoping that one will one day surpass the current ones
well i still like the small amount of praise it's getting here
Personally I'm just some nobody on the internet lol, but good that you're happy
Wait you're not supposed to go to caelid? Well that explains why i got bodied when i went there.
Didn't stop me tho
Cute
its optional, since you only need two great runes to get to leyndell so godrick and rennala are enough. radahn is necessary for ranni's quest though
Wait all of caelid is optional???
of course
Gostoc moment
Oh no
Valiant sacrifice
Giga chad moment
I've never seen someone get hit by that
no, f*ck Doug
Doug looks nice, but I wanted Dr. Pepper or root beer
I dont like coke, sorry doug
Be like Doug.
Please dont, then you would be a zoophile
it was a command, trying to bait out the furries for Blaidd and the scalies for Zaryas
me when I find the bleed user's home address
Doing a no roll run makes me wanna throw myself through a 3rd story window
never in my 50+ elden beast fights have i seen that move hit anyone
Yeah he only does the grab if u survive the first attack
Thats like 100% oneshot bc grab already does like half hp w orb and after that its impossible to be alive unless idk
🤣
maybe with the opaline hardtear/opaline bubble tear and max vigor + bull-goat armor
could be interesting to test ngl
Well, too late now. I explored all of caelid before even fighting margit
Hey that's me!
Shut up gael 
You can survive both if you have lords divine up
😔
Dumb
is that female Jerma?
Yes
thanks I hate it
🐘💨
LMSH
why my embed errored
Frozen Lightning Spear.
frozen lightning spear
You take the moon and you take the moon and you take the moon and you take the moon and you take the moon and you take the moon
Miquella lookin ahh
Shut up Marika nobody asked
Ayo
Ah my eyes, why are you using lightmode????
That’s my actual favorite incantation
Yes sorry I should have known
It’s really funny using it on someone and they dodge away from it and get hit by the follow up bolts
Idk I saw the host boutta roll into that
Did it get deleted?💀
Oh my god a baby bearded dragon is sooo smol
I love it
Oh correction
Bearded dog*
Ohh it's the horned toad not the dragon
Looks like one though
It’s a damn cat
It's actually a turtle
Oh my bad
*horned dog
Yes someone reposted it and it got deleted again lol
jesse we need to cook glintstone/comet azur!
Why’s there so many pizza boxes
Did they get banned?
Elden mid
I joke loves the game got all the trophies
I don't think so
If you don't sht on your favorite game, can you really call it your favorite?
Obamium
Exactly
worst part about this video is that it ends
man copypastas are for nerds get that schtuff outta here
"Copy and paste him into every discord server"
"dont spam him"
King of paradox land
malenia blade of burger king
Malardia, blade of McDonald's
My favorite family activity
door stuck
Prime Example as to why I stopped Invading. Another meta user
Is that real? I hope that's not real
real video
Society
Bruh moment
What lol
Chad fun enjoyers
Siderolling that frenzy attack 💀, you mess up once and it’s disastrous
Yep, lmao
Wouldn’t have mattered what I did, with the other one using Lightning incantations that would’ve hit me and the other dual wielding those weapons with white mask on
you took a lot less dmg then i thought
It's because he's light rolling. If he were mid rolling he would be completely stunlocked.
There was an example of it on jeenine's channel but he took the video down it seems.
ah
Meta or not, knifing is cowardly
what's knifing
I use it when I realize it’s another meta user. It’s extremely boring and annoying to fight for the 785th time in a row
They’re just gonna abuse the meta to win, I’d rather leave and not give them the satisfaction of winning again
Yeah but if you manage to win they’re more likely to use different stuff
Defenitley won’t use other stuff, and sometimes mid fight they’ll literally close out of the game and cause me to go back anyways if they’re losing.
If they aren’t abusing the meta or ganking, they’re AFK farming. There I have no choice to use it if I can’t even reach the host in the first place
That’s funny
The funny?
im gonna make an Ismail Ahmad Kanabawi build
Citizens of Dulock, I give you…our champion!!
Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest.
What?
Shek
So then everyone who gets into Elden Ring dies 
Oh my god
just a blank image
really?
read your earlier comments and I understand where youre coming from. That being said though knifing is cringe; could at least jump off a cliff er somethin'. Ive legit met people in duels who see me bloodhound step once and freak out.
nvm i changed to light mode and it worked
I see it just fine on dark mode
yea but light mode made it reset and load anyway looks dope
i see
The main reason I knife is so they don’t even get the runes off me, idk if that works but I still just leave instead of wasting more time
Seems like it doesn't; saw the guy in the video get runes when you left
I’ve never seen that before tho, idk if it’s new or not
Might have been a coincidence
pretty sure knife doesn’t give you runes
Let me guess, the doll from the UK?
Yo that's so cool, i need one!
Host gets runes if the invader dies, knifes or disconnects. So you lose either way, might as well try to beat their ass
Nope it does
damn, cringe
Absolutely
No way
whats next volcano manor?
Probably
I'm thinking about banning him from Farum Azula like he comes to much. Even the godskins are annoyed.
tbh hes gonna get banner from seluvis's rise too with these steps
Indeed. All right, ogre. I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back.
WOOO
Exactly the way it was?
Down to the last slime-covered toadstool.
And the squatters?
As good as gone.
What kind of quest?
Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. Is that about right?
omg
And a little bit of chicken fry
Why does kratos sound like mr krabs here?
Don't know tbh
made by yours truly
incredibly based
People who say they’re English is bad and isn’t their first language and then proceed to spew the most well constructed paragraph known to man
I love being ghost pinged
💀
Is this what NG+6 is like
Ye
Man.
Ng+7 is
Damn. Butta prepare for the big ahh Redneck
dear goodness what movie is that
E
Me before literally any boss attacking when I spam dodge:
Just learn to dodge the delayed strikes
Ik I used to do it Im better now lol
V for Vendetta
🙏
Np np
So true
2nd to last boss spoiler!!! —> ||Godfrey|| for some reason stomping 9 times in a row
He demanded Thee kneel
commanded thee kneel*
commander nail
The move is called “V for Vendetta” I heard it’s really good
What’s your drip mate?
He's got Nox Greaves, Perfumer's hat and Zamor Gauntlets.
Correct!
Thx
I play this game too much...
Me too haha
How many hours have you got so far? I do not plan on stoppinng anytime soon bc rn I have over 530+ hours
can anyone vc with me? i just joined elden ring and it would be nice to have someone to talk to about it
869.1 hours. And I'd love to join to help you @quartz aurora but I go to work very soon.
I have one character left before all 10 character slots are taken up. One of them, my first one is RL 713, the others I stop at 150 for PvP.
I met someone before with 1700 hours into it
That is 2 months worth of playtime, and at the time the game was only out for 5 months
Good game, all I can say.
100% hah, it’s incredible
That fits perfectly
You know, maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.
I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip.
Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?
Uh, no, not really, no.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Dang his poor knees
I think that I kill so many of them it was like hell na you can pass.
King slime
thank you for hiding godfrey name in that sentence like i can see his name in the video
I spoilered the video too for that reason lol
oh wait i have something enabled my bad g
Haha you’re good
I will always appreciate people who care about spoilers
i would hide spoilers but also there ain’t no way a person would join this discord and go to elden fun liek 6 months after the game came out and cared about spoilers without beating the game
thank u for saying his name in that comment
got you homie
how is the name a spoiler
if elden right was a game made from a pre existing franchise it would be a spoiler
but ain’t nobody knows who godfrey is until they fight him or see pictures of who he is or watch lore
and if you figured all about him somehow before the fight using lore then that’s impressive or impossible
Girl, after I saw you. A frienzied flame ignited within me and I went mad. I want to be your deathbed companion and take your golden order away.
Example?
Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions. (he holds out his onion)
(sniffs the onion) They stink?
Yes - - No!
They make you cry?
No!
Oh, you leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. (he throws away the onion and walks off)
what is this an example for?
He's just been reciting the entire Shrek script randomly for a while
oh
What about cake? Cake got layers too
and so do I..
Nut will consume all
May Nut take the world!
I thought that flame head was shabiri
i’ll be real with you, it’s extremely sad watching this
ai does seem it be bugging out
atleast from the perspective of all these clips and the attacks just stopping mid attack
(trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both have layers. Oh. {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
What a strange thing to do. Must have too much free time on his hands
Smacked so hard in the willy that he instantly folded 💀🗿
wait what
You know what happens next...
no not rlly
Jar ahead
what
Search "tarnished seed" in this discord and you will understand
Ay yo? Calm down
@charred beacon less slowmode here
radahn in that imagine seems smaller, still quite large, so maybe this occured while he was younger and less powerful?
lore wise Morgott would win and be the strongest demidgod offspring but the strongest of em all would like 1 million % be rod goddes malenia but she dont count
Uh, malenia got her ass whooped by radahn
i dont think so i mean he is lying down so its hard to tell but we know its shattering radahn so PROBABLY prime radahn
malenia literally only "won" cus she let her rot bloom and cus finlay carried her through the entire lands between otherwise she would have died so yes
Rikard is immense and seems incredibly powerful, in addition to his mortality, I would argue that mogh, malenia and morgott are roughly equivalent
BUT before we start any further
the strongest demigod Lore wise would be miquella if he ever wakes up we are f-cked and i mean f-cked HARD like this man literally built an erdtree by himself
i think its
Morgott, Radahn, , Malenia (without Rod godmode just Malenia like first phase), Rykard (he regrows but still) and then mohg but mohg is hard to scale
Oh please, he’s a femboy
a strong femboy.....
And then you have maliketh being marika's ban hammer that everyone was terrified of
oh hell yeah
i can dm you a video if u want which explains why he is literally the scariest of all demigods
Maliketh was literally seen as death so yea he would solo literally every demigod
unrelated but i wanted to see how a meeting between fia and maliketh would have looked like what would have happened she wants death back into the erdtree and has it in his sword just chillin there (some of it was stolen yea)
so yeah out of a goddamn invincible snake, a girl with 100% win ration, a dude who literally holds back stars as a hobby and the king of the golden city
the femboy wins
femboys are hot
but strong femboys? hell yeah
I presume that maliketh would just delete her to ensure she wouldn't steal it
After all he doesn't hesitate to kill us regardless of how much he liked us after ending his questline as gurranq
i like bestiary doggo maliketh he just wants to chomp chomp som deathroots
- w h a t
- this is what i want as dlc just miquela awakening and absoluetely raging on us for killing everyone
indeed
I remember how confuse i was when first seeing gurranq in farum
I thought he had died at the end of his questline
And then his phase two came and i understood what they meant in the item description about him being very scary
oh yea
to be fair i did him in 3 tries on my main run i just jumped on him with 2 giant greatswords and he just didnt know how to handle this immense power of jump + attack button
O o f
Personnally my first run i went dual wield with two magic straightswords
So he put up a serious fight and i loved it
Also i think his music is underrated
now thats unique never heard of that all i hear is
- bleed
- strenght
- faith
mohg's music is Godly same with godskin duo the fight was a mistake but the music slaps
Well there's also mage builds but personnally i do melee mage with some support spells
Which is what i used to do back in DS3
so you infuse ur sword n stuff?
One of them was an infused lordsworn straightsword
The otehr was a crystal sword
crystal sword is literally just diamond sword from minecraft
The right hand one was the infused one to use the weapon art
Which was square off because stance begone is useful to have
nah, rikard is G
i am proud to be a blaidd sword enjoyer and it was my weapon of choice for my main run (right now i am running dex and bleed katanas so essentially bleed but not that extreme)
And then on my NG+ i tried out dark moon GS and i love it
Freeze has a special place for me because my very first DS3 run (which is my first souls) was with Irythill straightsword
At first because i really liked the freeze, and i kept going with it for the meme
So i slapped all the bosses and the DLCs with my little refrigerator
Then i ended up playing pontiff's judgment greatsword on later runs
freeze is my fav status effect and ice my fav element but i dont like mage stuff and ice is usually mage stuff
So now i have a wepaon that reminds of the pontiff sword and does freeze
That thing was made for me
family reunion
Plus it's quite a fun weapon
It's good but not broken to the point lf ruining the game
ambush shard:
saddest player to exist
747047689430106182
Me entering Radagons boss room for the 50th time
that's how it be
How the frick can he be so strong when he literally just got captured by a pedophile rapist
What is going on.
(I aint saw the context i am very confused)
Miquella had the ability to charm people. That's why. Malenia states Miquella is the strongest of demi-gods.
In the original Malenia fight, Miquella was actually there.
Radahns rotten brain trying to understand what miquella is doing (he is trying to charm him but it doesnt work bc his brain is dead)
Miquella was kidnapped by Mogh while Malenia was fighting Radahn. They've never met and never will.
So who didnt meet who
He slept to make the tree go faster or better (bro should have just bought fertilizer)
Also he was crazy smart but instead of like creating attack magic bro just built a tree to heal her sister and as a safehaven for the minorities of edlen ring
He did make attack magic he made the triple rings of light
But what I find to be far more impressive than the Hailigtree is unalloyed gold. He made something that can negate the affect of the three fingers itself grabbing you and putting frenzied flame directly in you.
mhm, Miquella single-handedly found a way to resist the power of the outer gods, which as far as we know are the single greatest powers in all of ER with power likely comparable to or exceeding that of the great ones in BB, the fact that a demigod like him was able to do that is extraordinary
I think the great ones would be more powerful since they aren't really beings in the story, more just concepts? Idk how to explain it, but in BB they feel a lot more eldritch for me
The truth is being spoken
Shout out to all my miquella fans
lmao ok
💀 💀 💀
and to imagine that ive read something 1 million times worse and 1 billion times more important 😩
ain't my day
Huh neat
I mean you literally kill one as the climax of the main story and debatably several others as well, compared with only slaying a grand total of 1 in ER I’d say they’re pretty comparable if not with ER having stronger ones seeing as they can literally rewrite the laws of physics and the universe as we know it
You don’t even kill a outer god in elden ring. Just something that represents it
That said there is at least one instance where an outer god was kinda defeated
When? I don’t think an outer god was ever defeated just a representative.
the outer god of rot itself is said to have been sealed by malenia's mentor
Was it the outer god I thought it was a rot god like Malenia is not the actual outer god
"Map of Lake of Rot and environs.
A great lake of standing water downstream of the Ainsel River. It is said that the divine essence of an outer god is sealed away in this land."
the entity sealed below the lake of rot is described in-game as an outer god
Oh ok I guess I remembered wrong thanks for the correction
Strength user:Does a jump heavy
My lightning spear with 70 dex and the radagon icon being launched at 127 mph twords their skull:
@weary trellis LMAO your about me is funny asf holy hell
Oh
iconic
You think it will go on sale soon?
Drop out
🤣
Just buy it already
the queen at 29 years old
his fate is sealed
Oh no
meme i just made for funsies
lmfao

that was pretty funny
thx lol
👍
society if holy damage was good
I do enjoy some holy damage
but why does every enemy in the game have like 20% to 40% holy damage negation
mfw morgott, mohg, maliketh, rykard, melenia, elden beast, godfrey, etc etc have 20%+ holy damage negation
🤷♂️
I mean, it's not like fire is good either. Better than holy sure, but very situational usefulness. Also no other damage type gets gimped by the damn weather.
mfw i fall for godricks slow ass roll baits
made me laugh good job
Thank you
😳
Woah that looks epic
This looks so cool
some dudes malenia tattoo, he got it before the game came out. BA though.
Holy this looks sick
it really is
They both look so happy! It's adorable!
Elden ring dlc final boss leaked
Goofy ass hat
Shrek died.
Sogga
i need this shirt
fun
One piece crew
He probably wanted to tear his skin off after fighting her
the fight doesn’t matter the tatoo still looks dope af
I just got him out his pen in the game
limp nobliskit
Godskin bizkit from the new dlc feat. Godskin trio
Bet

the third member of the godskin trio is just a normal guy with a skin coat
Its gonna be a guy with a big head
Nah i wanna dress like gwyndolin my beloved 😳😩
I just searched up who that Is In GIF's and It had a trans flag behind It. Is this true?
Gwyndolin is a trap, not trans. He's a guy but he was brought up as a girl for some reason, i don't remember why. Point is, he's hot af 😳
That's kinda weird but alright


I kill him every run.
😔
💀 I am truly devastated to hear that
Crazy bro cuz you wouldn't be able to tell If an anime character was trans. At least that's the case with me
..I think it was something like he had connection to the moon or sun? And the moon/sun were seen as female so he was brought up as a girl?
gwyndolyn's parents assigned them female at birth since they were born with some sort of "affinity" to lunar magic
half gallon of kfc mtn dew. don't ask about the drawers, I'm in a trade school
I'm looking forward to the inevitable scarlet rot and deathblight katanas that the DLC will add
Facts
Ong
Fun to see big number
He had something with the moon and Gywn hates the moon so he made him a girl because that would put him lower in the line of succession. At least I think that’s what it was I’m not sure.
i think he raised him as a woman because of the snakes?
bruh i thought this was a saline bag
pretty much it
Sometimes he just wants to break stuff
Can't go fishing in elden ring 0/10
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going for 1mill
h-how?
okay now what. what do i do with a million runes
One message removed from a suspended account.
lose them
thats very possible
I think they did a very good job
so true
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die with it
I lost a million runes bc i died right after killing elden beast they were in his arena
💀
What was it?
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
Hehe
Should've responded to that person with this
sorry mods if this was uhh somehow unacceptable cus it shows blocked by community so sorry if it has something
?
I sent a copypasta about the Loathsome dung eater
Bro 💀
yes
Beautiful, i love it
The "if you're over 25 and have a computer you need to play this game" tree is slowly taking over Discord
does anyone have that image of gael standing like whitebeard saying "the dark soul"?
BRO💀
It shouldn't have, but it made me laugh so I wanna see it again
and for some reason I can't find it anywhere on the web, I don't even know if that meme is even real anymore
@thorny marsh if you find it please post it
Will do, but so far, I saw nothing
any1 need help witrh any1 boss? ping if u do
ah yes
2 straight hours of avian genocide
the dark soul is reeeaaal !!!
Can we get much higher?
Level Strength to use better weapons AND to increase survivability 🧠
level up too much in arcane and realize its not that great.
"Here have .5% more items drop and crappy greatsword"
yeah pretty much but also the only good dragons spells are the ones that do rot or ice damage.
Ok but counterpoint: midir laser, also Marais executioner blade op
But yeah arcane needs more work
bleed
poison
massive scaling on occult infusions with no split damage
dragon spells & bloodflame
the drills(there are two) of doom
My brother arcane does it all. It does almost too much, actually.
It needs more unique weapons tho tbh
I can only think of ROB, and the two drills, and mohgs trident. might be wrong tho
arcane is the most versatile stat genuinely
Rob, Drills, Mohgwyn's sacred spear, ripple blade and ripple crescent halberd(both of which can be buffed with status greases that then scale with their S arcane scaling,) morgott's cursed sword, bloody helice, reduvia, the poleblade, clinging bone, serpent bow, albinauric staff, Varre's bouquet(this is almost not a weapon though)
Ah
regular physical damage, status effects, and spells all scaling on the same stat
If there's any build that needs a buff it's quality.
We out here doing less damage for twice as much investment compared to dedicated strength/dexterity.
Oh
Level up
in terms of pokémon…..
Thanks, I hate it with every cell of my being
Eevees are the best
ah clearly you don’t know the copy pasta
quite lucky but you can allways turn your luck off >;)
Dont say anything
@midnight quarry what did you try to send?
a gif
Petition to add this to the game
Dr Bright would be proud
Warhammer 40k
Snippity snap
the meme was a trap
U fel for the trap
@✘𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚑✘#3930
@gleaming delta
There we go now I got the ping to work lol
wtf
Anyone wanna 1v1 at first step
claymore American version
You ask in the worst channel… try #pvp
Marika doesn't want us to know the dark soul is real smh
No wonder you are stuck in a tree, stinky @mild vortex
Alright, this game just got itself another buyer, lmao.
Marika wants tarnished to strugle for the enternity to find the dark soul
Was it in all caps? The mod bot filters out messages in all caps in my experience
yup
But impact memes are almost always in caps lock and nothing happens to them, we live in a society
how ironic
elden ring
elden ring
Dark saul
maliketh in 6 seconds
butter dawg
🤨
m
foreskim sword.
madness!
Better call Shabriri!
Guys I found rule 63 of radagon
As someone person who bought Splatoon 3 as my first Splatoon game not knowing what to expect, its community scares me
I kinda posted it earlier this morning, but thanks anyway
...Oh, my bad lmao
no worries
What's rule 63?
Genderbend
Ah, nice
Does anyone have that video that's like "me to my so-called "Man's best friend" after it fails to protect me from a __-pound pitbull" and it's just Gundyr's grab attack?
Simp
It’s… its… beautiful
Fallout 3 ripper vibes
Ah, champion gundyr, one of my favorite bosses
now that just makes to much sense
Yeah
liurnia of the lakes
elden ball z
Champ Gundyr was goated
He lives in that one Rainbow Six Siege house
🥶
my honest reaction
genshin impact
Smash brother's
Ok ok ok, can someone make a meme with the opening heart locket template with rock sling inside it?
I will supply my finest pictures of my dog as compensation
IT'S HIM
I would like to make it known to all that sir AzureAsteroid2 has been payed in full.
Man I bet his booty hurts
When I see her I get ptsd
She gives me conniptions
Yes
How it feels waiting for elden ring to become a good game.
I know mine does
Pure malarkey
Cope.
Elden ring is the souls series equivalent of fast food. I'm only sticking with it because I've heard that all the other games weren't really so great at launch, and I wasn't around for that. But man, I really don't know...
I bet you played only elden ring
Average ranni luster | Average Godfrey Enjoyer
My really hurts to
how it feels waiting for someone to give a valid reason they dislike ER at launch compared to the other souls games
ER was the ONLY souls game I ever enjoyed lol
ER is the only souls game I’ve ever fully played (I dabbled a bit in Souls III but unfortunately wasn’t using a controller on PC)
Should be average Godfroy enjoyer
blank meme
🇱
I’m debating on posting this, what do you guys think?
It’s Ight
"light em up boys"-don gato
overused bland format imo, if you do want to post it should probably fix the cropping on bottom
A dark souls references!
Good boi fast af

