elden-fun

[vital grove]

for_honnor_funny_game/keyk_are_broken

[vital grove]

my (s) (x) (alt) and (space) keys are all broken

[cold urchin]

skill issue

[wintry minnow]

burger

[fallow flicker]

may someone plsss help me

[gleaming delta]

Thanks goldmask

[loud pilot]

Oh my goodness me, another goldmask! 👋🌞

[fallow flicker]

can some one pls help me with godfery

[cosmic sage]

Of all channels you ask here.

[twin sequoia]

what is this from

also why did you take a photo of the video
thats pretty woman moment right there

[toxic wadi]

Yes

[quasi escarp]

U have a faith build just use blasphemous blade😭

[rare fulcrum]

Born to die

[mild stratus]

I’m expecting him to sound similar to prince Lothric

[toxic wadi]

That sound appropriate, but for jokes I like to imagine him having Kevin Michael Richardson or Keith David's voice

[dreamy wadi]

What’s my boi Legosi doing amongst that filth

[drifting root]

lol that's stupid i'll just have onion ring stickers

[latent tangle]

Most of my points are in Int

[quasi escarp]

oh okay

[inland siren]

omg Burger and Fries! I remember this cat (rip)

[gleaming delta]

That guy probably watches anime

[normal flame]

/ can literally become a helicopter by hitting LT
/ surrounded by easy to stagger enemies
/ RB RB RB RB RB RB RB

[remote locust]

torment

[serene kernel]

Alexander after you defeat the fire giant

[rose plank]

of course iys a honda

[karmic bronze]

chasethebro car

[solemn oriole]

this wasn't elden nor fun

[eager hornet]

Not patches

[opaque marsh]

Skill issue

[eager hornet]

Git gud my guy

[wintry badger]

everyone loses to the infamous soldier of godrick, the hardest elden ring boss, at least 24 times, dont feel bad my guy

[drifting root]

i lost to him once

[cerulean mortar]

imagine losing to one of the easiest bosses in the series

[eager hornet]

Wait why do you have a great rune?

[agile stirrup]

babytron

[drifting root]

LMFAO

[latent tangle]

Anyone else feel like these doors can open?

[gleaming delta]

I like how this place has a meme page

[gleaming delta]

It feels like it but u can’t

[latent tangle]

I swear to god, either I’m insane or there is stuff in there

There’s a site of grace inside! Some dude No-Clipped through it. It seems to just be cut content

[latent tangle]

Bruh

[idle dagger]

haha

[twin cove]

Praying for it in dlc

[latent tangle]

Me too man, sameeee

[analog saffron]

DLC fight in it probs

[twin cove]

I wanna go past great jar as well

[analog saffron]

I hope in the DLC that we somehow traverse eons back in time and get to fight every boss / new bosses in prime form

[twin cove]

Radahn before the battle

[analog saffron]

radahn will go back to pre-patch 1.04

[twin cove]

Caelid but not cursed

[analog saffron]

Altus before corruption

[pale raptor]

Everyone else is easy except for soldier of god, rick

[kind whale]

its ds2, everyones bound to get too agressive or impatient and die to one boss or another at some point

[cerulean mortar]

normally I’d agree, but it’s Najka

like bro cmon

[sharp portal]

69 deaths

[lusty cedar]

Hmmm

[upbeat axle]

Anybody tryna play elden and help me with fire giant and the other bosses?

[subtle pine]

[upbeat axle]

You want to help me?

[subtle pine]

What bosses beside fire giant?

[upbeat axle]

The rest after

[forest leaf]

You must not of head about #868146641071398912

[keen pivot]

head

[austere oak]

What too much elden ring does to a mf

[vital grove]

jealous

[solemn oriole]

Kanye Quest here

[solemn oriole]

i'm kanye quest

[vivid oar]

The stage 💀

[little bridge]

The Elden Ring! The Elden Ring is Real!

[wide sentinel]

Vlad the impaler cosplay

[sonic delta]

It's beautiful

[gleaming delta]

is that quantum voice? lmao

[novel fulcrum]

That nose

It's beautiful

[keen pivot]

😳

[solemn oriole]

drop the sliders

[teal stratus]

"Ye runes .. run em"

[sand meadow]

rainbow stones lead to riches

[weak saddle]

epilepsy warning on that

[coarse lance]

Vlad the inhaler

[burnt comet]

ah da vlad tepes sa i dau la muie cel mai smeker

[wide sentinel]

I looked at his painting for reference and his nose was big

[sick tinsel]

He's... Beautiful 😍

[sand meadow]

varre as a gardener

[sterile pike]

Who deleted my meme

[keen pivot]

Me

[sterile pike]

That was a quality berserk meme

[verbal plume]

lol

[weary trellis]

unfortunately Guts and that Griffith girl aren't in Elden Ring lore

[sterile pike]

Yes they are.

[slate pumice]

If only

[dreamy wadi]

Based Blaidd cosplayer

[sterile pike]

Your hero is canon. So if you are guts then guts is canon. that how RPGs work.

[sand portal]

My new coping strategy for Malenia is to say "brotherless behavior" whenever she kills me with Waterfowl Dance

[zenith axle]

Her entire character is a coping mechanism to use rot whenever she is losing

[latent tangle]

5 Poise, actually lol.

I got it maxed out rn, but it feels like 5 with NG+7 stuff

[gilded pagoda]

Malenia, but fat. Lmao

Guess she got depressed and ate too much after Mohg kidnapped her brother

[mild cedar]

mysterious caveman spotted

[inland siren]

bandicam lmao

[slate pumice]

Undertale the game is great, but it's fanbase is awful

[mild cedar]

ooga booga caveman

[hollow snow]

the 2 unvaxxed angels

[sonic delta]

Very true I'm just doing this to be that one guy that posts random dusttrust things

[cerulean mortar]

but why would you want to be that guy? and in the official Elden Ring discord server of all places as well

[subtle pine]

Quality is too high

[sonic delta]

Cuz when I'm bored I come here

I only do it in elden-fun tho I actually hang out and chill in the others

[vital grove]

#931595525361373244 best channel

[little lava]

Found the Funny albanaric farm

[rapid ibex]

found the funny!!

[sharp barn]

I am Malenia, Blade of McDonald's. And I have never seen my feet.

[rapid ibex]

if someone wants the extended version of the movie i got it

[little lava]

Yes.

[teal stratus]

Elden ring is the one game where if I see a phantom running the opposite way I'm going I follow that phantom

[vagrant dagger]

friend

[silent pecan]

What is that weapon?

[tired hollow]

Same question

[burnt comet]

mods

[unreal sage]

Modded 💀

[drifting root]

BRUH

Cant post anything here 😭

[analog saffron]

oh come on what was that for

[gleaming delta]

That was good

[analog saffron]

I’m betting 30 that sempiternal deleted that

[raven mural]

Mods should just be banned irl

Like, you're not even getting paid for this. Get a job and a life

[daring robin]

Sempiternal? more like Simpiternal

[steel pecan]

Radahn jumpscare

[gleaming delta]

💪💪

[verbal plume]

aww yraahh

[rapid ibex]

Indeed

[rapid ibex]

Lol, it isnt about getting paid tf xD

[rapid ibex]

rykard got its own band of black metal cant believe it

[cerulean mortar]

before the gets deleted for being a Monster Hunter meme:

TRUE

[rapid ibex]

facts

[cerulean tundra]

I would recommend you to run if you saw any of these

[thorn quiver]

And So we meet

[twin valley]

Figured out I couldn’t parry him the hard way

[red sequoia]

[rare fulcrum]

my true mentor....

[sick venture]

My guiding moonlight…

[main hedge]

Where??

[dusty moth]

No fun allowed

[wide valve]

This is too damn accurate.

[wide valve]

I thought the title was a joke
But no he actually just parried a mf deer

[signal knot]

My guiding moonlight

[signal knot]

I don't get it

[vital grove]

in the blood kingdom

[slate pumice]

Understandable, do try to gauge and control your need to post cringe in the future. We all have our cringe urges! 👍

[finite kernel]

the shattering is beginning

[main hedge]

Zhanks bro

[hot belfry]

Shoulve called this channel elden memes

[desert oak]

We finally depleted half her health, shes entering phase II

[sonic delta]

Thank you for understanding broski

[twin sequoia]

GET OUT

[dim pilot]

Still can't believe they got Jorge R.R. Tolkien to write another installment of the Lord of the Rings series as a game bro that's bussin'

[idle dagger]

That was a movie.

[twin sequoia]

what bloody movie

[cerulean mortar]

Get Out -Jordan Peele, 2017

[cerulean mortar]

big fan of Jorge Tolkien, he should meet his British sibling George R R Tolkien, they should collaborate sometime

[slate pumice]

Jschlatt is a HOMOSEXUAL! Do not listen to a word he says until he admits to his passion for male homo sapiens. (There's nothing wrong with being gay, but he's in denial)

[gleaming delta]

Dam too soon bruh 💀

[vivid oar]

Society has set the value of "time" in "comedy = tragedy + time" to 0

[near pawn]

Man fck you. I’ll see you at work

Beautiful

[lofty vapor]

Who is this guy

[agile stirrup]

babytron

[hasty skiff]

true, man

[little bridge]

Guys, FROM just announced the Elden Motorcycle DLC

[swift fossil]

I'd pay for that

[unkempt ferry]

slowmode

[rotund carbon]

h

[slow fractal]

terror

[placid lotus]

yall the britain is just bloodborne now

[weak saddle]

bloodborne is about escaping britain so

[keen pivot]

When the 💀

[slate pumice]

Wrong. The right emoji for Melina is 🥰

[flat timber]

I'm such simp for Melina

[native grotto]

When you're doing a no damage playthrough, but dodge a bit too early in a boss fight with delayed attacks

[slender solstice]

what are these called and is there a mod that would give you one as a companion, just to make one follow me around and accompany me on the adventures

[gleaming delta]

fextralife calls it a springhare

[slate pumice]

On god 🙏

[mild stratus]

Springhares a good name

[hollow snow]

lusat's set

[solid wolf]

Lusat's Set.

[vague palm]

Lusat's Set.

[stone patio]

Lusat's Set

[twin sequoia]

no, check again, no more lusat's set

[vagrant dagger]

Lusat's Set

[twin sequoia]

its the hungarians

[normal pasture]

Lusat's Set

[static solstice]

Lusat's Set.

[slender solstice]

lusat's set

[elder mauve]

Lusat's Set.

[wooden cloud]

Lusat's set

[gleaming delta]

Lusat's set.

[vernal juniper]

That Set ugly af

[wooden cloud]

How dare you disgrace master Lusat

[vernal juniper]

His fault for having questionable fashion taste

[cerulean mortar]

Lusat’s Seat 🥵

[opaque kiln]

Lusat’s set

[hollow snow]

oh man I started something

[wooden cloud]

Lustat's set

[kind whale]

nah he was right 😳

[wooden cloud]

You're a fellow Lustatian aren't you

[kind whale]

i have no idea what that is

[gleaming delta]

Lust

[twin sequoia]

new discord emotes

🫵🫠

[coarse lance]

[novel fulcrum]

I mean, they're doing more than talking crap on a discord they have no obligation to.. like I must presume your circumstances are. 👻

[gleaming delta]

lmfao

[coarse lance]

I think your just jealous you applied for mod on another server and didn't get it because your an a-hole

[cerulean mortar]

true

[dreamy wadi]

He won...

[signal knot]

Shots fired

[cerulean mortar]

no

[eager hornet]

Indeed

[novel fulcrum]

Arc is meant to be a secondary stat 🤓 as much as I've ran Arc myself.

[eager hornet]

Dex+katana=no skill

And no maidens

[novel fulcrum]

Thoughts on meteoric

[eager hornet]

?

[novel fulcrum]

Meteoric ore blade, the str katana

[pale sun]

This is the memes channel tho

[novel fulcrum]

This is the fun channel tho

[pale sun]

Yeah

For memes look at the description

[idle dagger]

so post some memes then

[sharp portal]

Dancer of the bootyliscous valley

[drifting root]

goodness gracious its gonna make me act up 😩

[scenic mauve]

🤨

[drifting root]

lmao

[drifting root]

the hell kind of abomination is that

[vivid oar]

The store rules, if you aren't a disabled and pregnant elderly child, you don't get to use "The Toilet"

[drifting root]

lol

[safe tapir]

a classic

[drifting root]

it truly is

what a silly creature

[safe tapir]

indeed

[cerulean mortar]

Flying Dragon Agheel

[coarse lance]

katanas are kinda hard to use for me, as I am a curved greatswords user

[drifting root]

W

[coarse lance]

plus every time I use a katana in pvp I get a pointing down emote and t bags when I die

[drifting root]

L

[stark rain]

Good

[bright moon]

can't recognize the bubble tear, whats it do?

[gleaming delta]

Tibia summons

[desert oak]

Increases the stat by 5 for a while

[bright moon]

huh

[keen pivot]

Bro’s telling you what it does

[foggy oracle]

pretty hot

[placid lotus]

I miss the mlg era

[worldly otter]

Seems too far for a meme lad

[gilded pagoda]

So true

[gilded pagoda]

We should rise up against the current modteam and overthrow them
Then banish them to a ghetto-like channel or outright ban them

[gleaming delta]

Finally a good meme being posted today.

[drifting root]

shut the hell up

[civic scaffold]

Didn’t make ds2

So 006

[gleaming delta]

He allowed someone else to make it for him because he was busy with the masterpiece that is Bloodborne

Massive cope, excuse him for being busy making one of the best video games of all time

[weak saddle]

Well, wasn't Miyazaki still present for DS2

[gleaming delta]

Yeah he still came in once in awhile but again he didn't have much free time

[weak saddle]

Yeah, he was co-director or smth

[gleaming delta]

Bloodborne still one of the best video games even with all it's flaws

[weak saddle]

Its incredible story, the fact that you can use guns, amazing osts, amazing boss fights, new mechanics and loud screeching

[gleaming delta]

I don't think a video game tutorial boss has ever been as epic as the cleric beast

[weak saddle]

With the loud screeching

[gleaming delta]

The music, the bloodlust, the anguish of the beast knowing he's lost everything that made him human

[weak saddle]

You never even get to hear the music

[gleaming delta]

You do it's just not as loud as the Cleric beast howling for you to end his misery

[weak saddle]

@gleaming delta on the inside

Do you like the joke

[gleaming delta]

I think the only video games that can truly stand the test of time as masterpieces no matter what are Bloodborne, NieR Automata, and Sekiro

[weak saddle]

It feels so satisfying to deflect all the attacks of the boss and then just stab them in the neck and blood gushes out

[gleaming delta]

The best gameplay and the story is second only to Bloodborne and Dark souls 1

[weak saddle]

Yep

[gleaming delta]

Sekiro is the peak of humanity's attempt at video game combat

[weak saddle]

||Genichiro Ashina|| is a good arch nemesis to the player too

He isn't 7'0 like all the other humans in this game (pause to look at Isshin) and is actually more like your size

[gleaming delta]

I love how when you sever the Divine heritage at the end ||You wake up as the sculptor||

The feeling when you realized both of you coincidentally had your left arm missing...

[weak saddle]

Yeah

[gleaming delta]

"It's the fate of those who must pay a deep karmic debt, I must carve the Buddha."

[weak saddle]

I think Demon of Hatred kinda looks like Cleric Beast or Laurence

[gleaming delta]

Bloodborne bosses had a deep impact on your psyche as a player and the fact that is on theme with the Lovecraft mythos is just pure art

You even "gain insight"

[leaden cliff]

he didn't allow someone, it was made without him while he was creating bloodborne. miyazaki never wanted a dark souls 2 but he came onto the project later anyways

[gleaming delta]

Wow no GIF's in the literal Meme channel. This is truly the nightmare of Mensis.

[leaden cliff]

mods are the mall cops of the internet

[gleaming delta]

LMAO so based

Mods when they can't mute, kick, or ban someone for disagreeing with their mental gymnastics

[analog saffron]

Luminary Mohg, The Gord of Glood

[drifting root]

what

[drifting root]

me and the boys are going to the fire giant

[gleaming delta]

Abyss watchers gang

[drifting root]

hell yeah

[keen pivot]

Ds3’s goes lowkey harder

[drifting root]

agree

[gleaming delta]

Dark souls 3 OST is unnecessarily good

[crisp rapids]

Me and the boys took down Fire Giant and he spooked the hecky hecky out of us

[civic scaffold]

“Amazing bosses” maybe some of them

[weak saddle]

Well yes

[stark rain]

Yall ever just listen to the messages and jump

[civic scaffold]

Better bosses than elden ring def

[weak saddle]

Nah

[civic scaffold]

But sekiro and ds3 have better than bb def

[weak saddle]

Still haven't learned how to lightning reversal lmao

[civic scaffold]

Get hit by it in the air

And then while falling press attack buttton. Don’t attack as you get hit by it but after

[weak saddle]

Ok

[drifting root]

while blocking

[civic scaffold]

? No

[drifting root]

wdym

[civic scaffold]

You don’t need to block

[drifting root]

i thought that you have to block midair while you're about to get hit by lightning

[civic scaffold]

No you get hit by it on purpose and then attack before hitting the ground

[drifting root]

guess i was wrong about the blocking part. misunderstood

[gleaming delta]

who's deleting my meme

[drifting root]

what

[gleaming delta]

I. Love it

[grand radish]

Your character is gorgeous

[gleaming delta]

is that squidward

[sharp portal]

Very handsome

[drifting root]

hey guys take a look at my bird

[remote locust]

behold.
bird

[velvet umbra]

nice bird

[drifting root]

thanks

[idle dagger]

You can post gifs you just have to upload them instead of using the built-in gif browser.

[coarse lance]

peep the new watch face

[silent pecan]

Your health ain't looking too good, better heal up

[coarse lance]

health is actually watch battery and fp is phone battery (it's not working) and the stamina runs out when I get to 10000 steps, and the runes count the steps

[silent pecan]

Yo that's so cool

How did you do that and which watch is that?

Also fck slowmode

[scenic mauve]

BIRB

[drifting root]

yes

[atomic horizon]

howd you take the picture without a phone

[coarse lance]

with my phone

[coarse lance]

it was on this app called facer, and it's the galaxy watch active

[silent pecan]

Ah thanks

[cobalt kestrel]

clearly you haven't played through all endings (they are usefull)

[slate pumice]

We are all forsaken, regardless of how much we reap. May chaos take the world!

[novel fulcrum]

Are you for real lol, leave that for the mods. Feel free to add some if it concerns you so~

[balmy lion]

Degenerate.

[gleaming delta]

yiiikes man

What the hell man, I had to book a therapy appointment after that smh smh

[drifting root]

im gonna kick your ass

[verbal plume]

Ban this man.

[real spear]

Someone needs to lock you up, sicko.

[idle dagger]

go to hell

[keen pivot]

I hope you’re shower has no water

[vivid oar]

I bet if I click on this video, that's what I'll see

[gleaming delta]

[cerulean mortar]

I thought so too, but I was shamed for my foolishness

[wise warren]

How could you

[gleaming delta]

Kek

[drifting root]

guess imma be a weak strength user

[karmic bronze]

id rail both

[gleaming delta]

minecraft posting is a massive L

[agile stirrup]

i dont think you get the joke, and thats ok

[drifting root]

same

[gleaming delta]

I do get the joke
it's still cringe

[agile stirrup]

[elder mauve]

gwyndolin my beloved

[wooden cloud]

Strength users when they spend 2 hours applying various buffs: Stronk

[cosmic mango]

At least it's not Black Salami

[cerulean mortar]

I mean Gwyndolin is more of a Faith build anyways but hey

[weak saddle]

But Gwyndolin uses moon magic so it should be int build

[cosmic mango]

But Gwyndolin is a word I refused to utter out loud.

[cerulean mortar]

yes but his main weapon is the Darkmoon Bow, also he’s one of Gwynn’s kids and all of his spells are faith based miracles, moon being associated with int is kind of the opposite in Demon’s Souls and DS1, both are more faith related in those games, see the moonlight greatsword in D’s S for example

[weak saddle]

Okay but this is Elden Ring and DS stuff is not the same

[cerulean mortar]

ah of course my bad, why wouldn’t they apply to a Dark Souls 1 character duh

[weak saddle]

Well if you want to recreate in DS1 then idk use faith

[cerulean mortar]

you-

you do know Gwyndolin is from DS1 right?

[weak saddle]

I know

[cerulean mortar]

so why exactly would I have to “recreate” it in DS1? that’s literally how it is in that game there’s nothing to recreate there

[weak saddle]

Oh, I mean like make a Gwyndolin build

[cerulean mortar]

so… use a faith build to replicate a faith character? I don’t really know how this ties into the int thing…

[weak saddle]

If you want to make the Gwyndolin build in Elden Ring then use Int because moon spells are sorceries

[cerulean mortar]

ah, I wasn’t talking about ER at all so I was confused

[weak saddle]

Bro

I was literally talking about how DS rules dont apply because ITS ELDEN RING RULES WE ARE PLAYING BY

[cerulean mortar]

my brother in christ it’s a DS1 meme, the reason I was confused is bc you’re the one who brought ER into it without explaining that 💀

[weak saddle]

Bruh

[cerulean mortar]

Bruh

[weak saddle]

I haven't played Dark Souls

[cerulean mortar]

then don’t comment on DS memes ig idk

[weak saddle]

No

Im just saying that because i dont know gameplay of DS 1

[cerulean mortar]

so why not just see this and accept it?

[weak saddle]

Yeah, I was talking about Elden Ring and you were talking about Dark Souls

[weak saddle]

I already have

[cerulean mortar]

I just don’t get why though, it’s like, a DS meme, no reason to make an ER comparison?

[weak saddle]

I thought you were talking about making a Gwyndolin build in Elden Ring lmao

[cerulean mortar]

💀

[gleaming delta]

is that a handheld trebuchet?

[zenith axle]

So, what if I went quality?

[lapis flame]

Yes

[silent pecan]

Ah, gwyndolin my beloved 😩

[silent pecan]

Femboy havel

[zenith axle]

This guy would apply to be mod here tbh

[silent pecan]

"I'll allow smalltalk about er"

I don't remember him being a mod🤔

[sweet herald]

rip grasses (2022-22)
u wont be forgotten😔😔

[gleaming delta]

"Of course i'll allow small talk" 🤓

[sweet herald]

yea even if hes trolling he kinda made my day

[gleaming delta]

Even if he is trolling hes the kinda dude to argue that being a discord mod is a real job

[weary trellis]

it isn't??? 😩

[placid lotus]

Bro talking like he owns the server

[rare fulcrum]

Bro think he Carti 🧛‍♂️

[vivid orbit]

Bro had that ready for 2 months god damn

[dreamy wadi]

Hand ballista be like

[gleaming delta]

I once told that guy since he likes bringing up rules, he should follow rule 1, don’t impersonate the mod staff 💀

[idle dagger]

carti more like farti haha

[earnest epoch]

yeah, bleed is extremely op and people saying its not are deluded

[keen pivot]

Magic is stronger

[little bridge]

“Nice bleed build” - ||Radagon||

[subtle pine]

I have 80 dex, this is accurate

[cerulean mortar]

why she so creepy looking

[river hill]

Hope he is trolling

[wheat bay]

Imagine not beating Melinia

[keen pivot]

Malenia

[drifting root]

yo what the

[calm flame]

refer to name

[drifting root]

what the gwyndolin doing

[burnt comet]

i can understand so much

[calm flame]

its his live reaction to POISON ZWEIHANDER

[drifting root]

what's the original image

tell me and i'll give you my candy

[hexed yew]

current state of elden ring osts on youtube

[vivid oar]

The fact that it's true is kinda depressing ngl

[wooden cloud]

Yall had trouble with the goombas?

[gloomy crane]

Personally. No.

But apparently the first goomba in mario gave people enough trouble for it to warrant a meme. Lol

[twin valley]

Oh my god

[severe walrus]

🥹

[gleaming delta]

Godrick at the Altus Evergaol coming back for no reason

[drifting root]

True

[pseudo venture]

You mean godefrey?

[charred mortar]

Godefroye is Godrick's bf

[twin valley]

What are you gonna put in your new 3rd spot? Just curious

[latent tangle]

So, for some reason it’s starting to happen a lot more often now, that bosses are now just straight up stopping Mid animation of 1 attack to go into another and hit me, and they never used to do it before

[latent tangle]

Same with the Godskin Duo. I was helping someone out, and the Noble started his roll move and the next frame stopped to attack for a bit, then was again instantly in his Roll the next frame again and ofc went on for like, 10 seconds

[gleaming delta]

I just beat him too

If you wanna see my fight lmfao

I hope y’all r proud

No

You mean the faster and buffer reskin of Margit

[drifting root]

you did good

[gleaming delta]

Thank you 🥲

[twin cove]

Why no oath of vengeance?

[gleaming delta]

I didn’t know that was a thing

[twin cove]

The ash of war

[gleaming delta]

But OoV + GGR would’ve been better

[gleaming delta]

Been assembling some minis and I guess I got the Godskin Duo ready to paint.

[long oriole]

Whenever you fight him again don't role whem he does stomp attack. Jump when he do stomp spike

[lapis flame]

Nice

[drifting root]

LMFAO

[teal stratus]

Explain the elden ring lore in one word

[lavish roost]

Most of it comes down to "Greed", or "Waterfowl"

[wooden cloud]

A*holes

[drifting root]

I mean, you're not wrong

[narrow fulcrum]

Ring

[lapis flame]

Danger

[teal stratus]

I was thinking more mental health crisis

[coarse lance]

ginkledorf

[gleaming delta]

Whatchamacallit

[cerulean mortar]

selfcest

[weak saddle]

Sus

[inland snow]

I agree

[weak saddle]

LMAO

[dreamy wadi]

Dog!

[full epoch]

heh balls

[wooden sandal]

XD

[gleaming delta]

clearly a skill issue (this is hella funny lmao)

[winter bone]

Incest

[silent pecan]

Sauce?

[quasi plaza]

That ending thoooooo
Lmaoooooo

[silent pecan]

This hurts ro watch. Not only is it recorded on a phone, you're also fatrolling

Whyyyyy

[strange reef]

Goblin slayer

[vivid oar]

I was basically fatrolling all the way up to the Maliketh Draconic Tree Sentinel

[silent pecan]

Wait really? Guess i gotta rewatch it

[silent pecan]

WHY

[restive tinsel]

Goblin Slayer (best 1st ep you will ever watch)

[restive tinsel]

Gooshgoosh

[silent pecan]

I've already seen goblin slayer, it's just been a while

[late warren]

the one pieeece the one piece is reeeaaaaal

[median lily]

calm down winner winner chicken dinner

[vivid oar]

I didn't think that a medium load would make much of a difference, and the heavier armor gave better defense stats, so...

Also, d r i p

[gleaming delta]

Blastoise's ability is Torrent

[ornate nova]

"May chaos take the world!"

"No."

Jk might still do frenzied flame ending

[indigo hemlock]

😯

[ornate nova]

🙃

[gleaming delta]

sorry for what y’all are about to hear

[balmy lion]

How I be when I see people going for ranni's ending:

[sick venture]

why say it like that

[glacial urchin]

Heard a person producing a lore video refer to "Roger" and "The Goddess Ma-ree-ka"

[novel fulcrum]

Rodn

[balmy lion]

first two words are "reddit forums"
Him saying "radin" instead of Radahn even though it's said properly out loud multiple times in game does not surprise me.

[cerulean mortar]

he’s obviously either never played it or at the very least never got to Radahn himself

[remote locust]

its probably just a joke lmao, that very same cutscene literally pronounces his name right

[silent pecan]

Never underestimate the stupidity of humans

[cerulean mortar]

Never underestimate the stupidity of Redditors*

[silent pecan]

True, redditors aren't people

[cerulean mortar]

precisely

[cerulean raven]

That’s joraptor in the video

He’s known to have an accent and English probably isn’t his first language, he’s a small YouTuber

[wooden flicker]

stir scorej rad in

[drifting root]

Star score red dawn

[lapis flame]

Rah Dan

[jaunty spoke]

I was gonna make something like that with empoleon

[gleaming delta]

*chadrolling

[idle dagger]

epic fail

[glad ocean]

chadrolling is when youre over the equip load

get it right

[gleaming delta]

Radin

Here was my attempt on making kratos

His nose is what I struggled on most, it is so prominent to him, it has this perfect down arrow shape which I can’t replicate without making the face looks super bad

[silent pecan]

My ds3 character

My character in elden ring looks similar, but not exactly the same. I just tried to get that same kinda ugliness and i feel like i succeeded, I'll send pics tomorrow since I'm busy today

[gleaming delta]

Not bad tho

[gleaming delta]

The nose 🥲

[gleaming delta]

Lmao

[silent pecan]

The best part is that that huge nose deforms a lotta helmets and makes them look weird lol

[gleaming delta]

Gadam what that nose do?

[idle dagger]

@silent pecan beautiful creature

[keen pivot]

🤤

[silent pecan]

Thank you, thank you

[silent pecan]

Take a deeeeeeeeep whiff of yo butt

[gleaming delta]

Oh you ain’t ready for that, I had Taco Bell earlier

[silent pecan]

Oh I'm ready and raring to go

[gleaming delta]

Better than I could ever fckin do

[fair latch]

Elden ring is easy

[rare fulcrum]

Elden ring is great because you're given the tools to make it as easy or as hard as you like

[idle dagger]

elden ring burger

[kind whale]

30 mins of work gives money, but that helmet has a cool glow.

[bright moon]

Impressive schnoz

[silent pecan]

Thanks, it's as big as the game let me make it

[zenith axle]

That one mosquito in Liurnia while I fight albinaurics

[median coral]

Lmfao yes

[rose plank]

that video honesty gives me so much anxiety i’m so scared of bees

[coarse lance]

imagine being a grown arse man and being afraid of bees

[subtle pine]

Have you ever been stung by a bee?

[idle dagger]

bees arent real, "beehives" are full of clueless taxpayer's money, reach in there and take what belongs in your hands

[weak moon]

BEElongs

[rose plank]

actually i’m a woman 😎

[rose plank]

i got stung by a paper wasp when i was 7 now buzzing coming from any sort of wasp or bee scares me

[coarse lance]

mmmm I don't think that helps your case ms. pureblood knight panzer

[rose plank]

but they are SCARY

[coarse lance]

I mean yeah but like

ah whatever

[rose plank]

when they get up all in your face bc they are curious and you just have to not freak out

[coarse lance]

curiosity killed the cat, therefore cut it out of the air with the samurai sword everyone has in their pocket

[drifting root]

it's.. it's beautiful

[drifting root]

haha scaredy cat
me who's afraid of bee stings

[rose plank]

finally someone who agrees

[silent pecan]

After being stung in the neck by wasps, i completely understand that fear

and the hatred. Kill the wasps, burn them

I only hate wasps tho. Bees are fine, they usually won't sting because it kills them. Bumblebees are even more chill, they very rarely sting

Fck wasps and hornets tho

[pine garnet]

@misty siren this felt relevant

[misty siren]

Discussion tab is cancerous rn

[patent turret]

never seen my feet

[vital grove]

i really don’t like wasps

bees have redeeming qualities but wasps are terrifying

even tho i’ve been stung once in my life and i was me stepping on a dead bee and it really wasn’t that bad i’m still hella scared of em

[gleaming delta]

women aren't real though

[median coral]

First guy had me rolling

[normal flame]

Just listened to this song, damn it goes hard

[median coral]

It really does dude

[pale garden]

I was bored so I made shidpost

[thorny marsh]

Me with Darkmoon Blade

Mf took me 10 hours to get 30 proofs of concord offline

[wintry minnow]

ornstein and smough

[lofty iris]

elden ring is the easiest game ever made

[zenith axle]

For sure

[thorny marsh]

Radagon really just said the elden ring is easy

[zenith axle]

He didn't say it was easy to repair

[thorny marsh]

hahahah

[charred mortar]

fr fr ngl

[latent tangle]

Nah, it really does

[latent tangle]

Here’s the clip of me doing my very first successful Solo run on Malenia for @hallow hazel

[charred mortar]

The name of the Red Wolf of Radagon is Clifford!

[gloomy crane]

Seriously how has the rot not spread to limgrave yet? I know there is a fire wall and all but that thing barely covers anything.

[chilly ferry]

Its elden ring

[gloomy crane]

True.

[sharp portal]

It is though I thought

Like it all spread out from aeonia

[gleaming delta]

the ||frenzy ending|| be like: [burning elmo pic here]

[gleaming delta]

She changed her mind

[latent tangle]

She’s been doing it a lot more

I noticed a lot of Boss’s have been doing similar things like that for some reason
For Example:
Godskin Noble will start his bs Roll, then on the next frame instantly be out of it to attack, then right on the next frame be right back into it again and there is no way to see that coming
Final Boss name!!! —> ||Radagon|| will stop mid animation of one attack and go into another to hit me.

[gleaming delta]

I think it has something to do with the floor not being flat, because it looks like she falls for a split second there

[vital grove]

i think bosses even on flat surfaces have this problem in co op

[silent pecan]

I've seen that happen with the godskin noble, but only in coop. Haven't had any issues

Oh and, that's not the final boss

[latent tangle]

Ik, it’s the first phase tho

[balmy lion]

She's animation canceling even harder now.

Sweatlord malenia confirmed?

[onyx sluice]

Sounds like a good one compared to others

[vagrant dagger]

5 dollar weed

[drifting root]

LMFAO

[sharp portal]

its called a feint

[placid lotus]

Explain how lake of rot didnt corrupt nokstella or the loc it is above

[sharp portal]

deep

[rough rapids]

What do women say to men with big dics

[sharp portal]

"nice cok but mines bigger unzips"

[rough rapids]

Perfect🤣

[cerulean mortar]

No one in this Discord would know

[gleaming delta]

also who’s the person on the right?

[gleaming delta]

nvm found out, not a ultra ds1 guy only played DS2, DS3, and elden ring

[silent pecan]

The dream 😩😳

[plush jungle]

funny thing i made

[low void]

Chill Out#1317 add this person

[thorny marsh]

Should have leveld up vigor smh

[tacit thicket]

Didn't really understand the meme but the farts at the end was funny

[plush jungle]

ty, my friend spawned me in front of the boss and got flipen spooked

[gleaming delta]

same reaction

imma add him just for spite

[placid lotus]

It could be one of those ppl that ip log you if u add them

[gleaming delta]

nah it a normal dude

[placid lotus]

The weirdest thig ive seen today ig

[gleaming delta]

the dude started spamming ok... lmao

[rough rapids]

That’s what I thought

[wintry minnow]

Ayo this edible aint shi-

[cerulean mortar]

Yo, yo Mistah White I’m fly as hell

[dreamy wadi]

Well who am I to argue with that

[cerulean mortar]

“Your Honor, I used only the highest quality of ingredients and chemical compounds, to call it an ‘improvised’ explosive device would be an insult”

[drifting root]

Hot

[silent pecan]

No need to tell me, i already do that all day

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

[analog saffron]

5 dollar weed

[wooden cloud]

If you ever get lost and don't know where you are, tweet a slur, then you'll have your location instantly and can tell people where you are!

[signal oracle]

Alligator blorb gives some sound advice.

[drifting root]

Huh

[balmy lion]

Doxing joke.

[drifting root]

O ok

[vagrant dagger]

u stole that from me same text and all

[vagrant dagger]

.

[cold urchin]

Welcome to Detroit (Caelid)

[analog saffron]

mald : )

[drifting root]

trash

[analog saffron]

if people repost your meme, isn’t that just another way of saying it’s funny?

[drifting root]

well yeah, you are right, but i assume you're using that as an excuse to just repost it so you can get the same attention as the guy who posted the meme

[analog saffron]

he didn’t get any attention from it, it was just funny

[drifting root]

still, doesn't mean you can just get to repost it
funny or not, either way, still a repost

[analog saffron]

it’s basically keeping the meme alive so it isn’t forgotten

[drifting root]

yeah, i guess i understand now

[analog saffron]

remember, reposting memes isn’t some curse to jesus

[drifting root]

well you are right, it's like some rule of meme posting

[drifting root]

oh my god i got scared

[subtle pine]

Me (The golden orders strongest faith/strength user) when I see a dex/arcane build (sinner)

[wooden cloud]

Strength users when they spend 2 hours applying buffs when I just go hehe jump l1 go brr

[ripe flower]

Quality build

[zenith axle]

Quality build

[keen pivot]

Quality build

[cerulean mortar]

Quality build

[silent pecan]

I know! Twitter is so helpful, gotta love that wholesome community ❤️

[slender spire]

🗿

[silent pecan]

Can't have sht in detroit caelid

[calm flame]

I can't post my workout pictures because the server flags them as inappropriate 💀

[cold urchin]

skill issue

[subtle pine]

Buffs?

I just wack stuff

[sick tinsel]

@subtle pine please post your profile picture

[static solstice]

Bunk

[distant frost]

absolute chad leonard

[viscid drift]

I do as the alligator commands

[charred mortar]

Godrick the Grafted:

[vast fern]

What’s the armor in this photo

[drifting root]

que

[coarse cedar]

That looks like something straight out of the thing

[proven scroll]

Spy kids

[bright moon]

Strength users apply buffs?

[sharp portal]

vulgar militia

[cerulean badge]

Lobter scary

[vast fern]

Thx

[errant fog]

yes

[pseudo venture]

Yes

[tacit path]

100%

[hollow snow]

good one

[vital grove]

no

[lofty warren]

100 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 100 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 99 maidenless tarnished on the wall.

[young gazelle]

99 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 99 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 98 maidenless tarnished on the wall.

[drifting root]

98 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 98 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 97 maidenless tarnished on the wall.

[dreamy wadi]

97 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 97 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 96 maidenless tarnished on the wall.

[drifting root]

96 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 96 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 95 maidenless tarnished on the wall.

[young gazelle]

95 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 95 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 94 maidenless tarnished on the wall.

[sharp barn]

94 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 94 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 93 maidenless tarnished on the wall.

[gilded pagoda]

This is gold

[gilded pagoda]

I literally read "atomic" somewhere there lmao 💀

92 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 92 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 91 maidenless tarnished on the wall.

[sharp barn]

You skipped an entire number and messaged twice. The chain is ruined.

[gilded pagoda]

Is that Mommy Shoe

Punish me, o Overlords, for I have sinned

[drifting root]

Wtf

[gilded pagoda]

I have yucked up

[drifting root]

Nooo

[gilded pagoda]

I have actually ruinhacked blockchain my Internet is no longer secure

[rose plank]

first thing i thought of was the boss in snake eater

[drifting root]

Snake eater?

[rose plank]

metal gear solid 3: snake eater

[remote locust]

the boss in a field of flowers, referring to The Boss

[drifting root]

Oh

[drifting root]

Mk

[cerulean mortar]

Person with excellent taste spotted

[rose plank]

😎

[sharp barn]

To debunk this theory, Champion's Gravetender.

[quasi silo]

90 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 89 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 88 maidenless tarnished on the wall.

[drifting root]

Bruh

[cerulean mortar]

I found Ghermen really easy too personally, only died to him twice bc I was under leveled (found out later Orphan isn’t supposed to be fought at level 79 but oh well) and he one shot me with a miss dodged scythe throw, if not one shot I think he’s way to slow to be that threatening since you can kind of just dodge backwards forever and heal while he mindlessly combos in front of you or slow walks towards you

[vagrant dagger]

alexander jar in sea of theives

[sharp portal]

i dont think ghermen is particularly easy but he is 100% DWARFED BY THOSE OTHER TWO

[cerulean mortar]

Isshin and Malenia really aren’t that hard either, especially if you use everything the games give you access to, using a summon, BHS, frost pots, bleed, or any number of other things make Malenia very easy or at the very least manageable, and isshin like most encounters in sekiro is just a whole lot of pattern recognition and timing, they’re still both great and obviously challenging compared to others in the games they’re in, but compared to some bosses in other games they’re honestly kind of trivial, still not as easy as Ghermen tho

[uncut oriole]

What Isshin? Sword faint or ashina? Or Both? Just curious

[sharp portal]

i will have to disagree as someone whos died to both of them at least 100 times

[uncut oriole]

Ashina was kinda easy ngl

[cerulean mortar]

both, Shura you could argue a little more for imo since on NG you can’t get all the prayer beads and memories before him so you can argue he’s more difficult as a result of less player abilities unlocked, but they’re both pretty easy imo

[loud pilot]

Have you ever played nioh?

[cerulean mortar]

I have not, I want to at some point but I haven’t found the time yet

[uncut oriole]

I had more problems with the owl fights then ishinn

[obsidian beacon]

I always felt that malenia has more meaningless stupid one shotty things that make the fight harder than most

[cerulean mortar]

yeah same, they still have the same shortcomings and at the end of the day are still pattern and rhythm based, but with teleports, fake outs, and unblockables you don’t just goomba/mikiri, inner owl is def the hardest boss and the one that consistently trips me up sometimes in gauntlets

[loud pilot]

You should give it a try, it’ll take quite a lot of time to finish it if you also buy the dlc’s and do all side missions

[cerulean mortar]

I can see that as well, the fact she has three moves that can potentially ohko and she can combo them at times you’d normally think you’re safe is a little unfair, but other than that I think she’s fine even with health drain

[loud pilot]

But if you go for main stuff it should take like 20 hours

[uncut oriole]

The funny thing is I failed over and over with father owl and great shinobi owl but inner father I killed first try

[cerulean mortar]

yeah the inner versions were a bit of a let down, not all that much added, I just mean since regular owl dad isn’t in the gauntlets he’s the only one that sometimes gets me, that and Demon of Hatred but he’s annoying for a dif reason so

[loud pilot]

I went to this game blind without looking up anything just like the other games and I found this one to be the hardest

[obsidian beacon]

I think saying "oh if you use everything you have shes ok" isn't really valid people shouldn't have to play midmaxxed in order to manage a fight

[cerulean mortar]

I’ve heard that too, I’ve seen a bit of gameplay and it does look a little tough, but def enjoyable

[uncut oriole]

Demon of hatred just doesn’t feel right to fight even tho you do it right. That’s at least how I feel

[cerulean mortar]

I’m not saying that, I’ve beaten her with just a Bloodhound’s Fang at level 120 quality build before, she’s very manageable even with just core soulsborne skills if you’re patient imo, using certain techniques the game gives you just makes her easier and I think most players refuse to acknowledge that and I don’t really get why lol

[obsidian beacon]

I just think shes built very badly personally it makes the fight boring imo

Very cool looking boss but not built with fun in mind

[cerulean mortar]

that’s perfectly fine to have as your opinion, if you struggle with her in the future (especially water fowl) you should genuinely consider frost pots even if you think they’re cheesy, seeing as crafting is new to ER and it’s widely underutilized for most players, giving it a shot with a system Miyazaki put in with the express purpose of making some encounters easier if you go in with preparation I think might be very satisfying for you

[swift loom]

Personnally i really enjoyed malenia except for one thing, waterfowl dance
All her moves are fun to learn and dodge in my experience except this one because it's so unreasonably dumb to avoid at close range if you don't have BHS or something

Honestly i think it should either give more time to react, track you from less far away or not have a damage hitbox that outlasts a roll's duration
Either of those 3 things and i'd be fine with it

But as of now dodging the first part of the move if she decides to use it right next to you is really annoying
It's probably the one single attack in this game that i really find dumb

Aside from that i really love the fight though, learning which moves can or cannot be punished is something i like

[lofty warren]

91 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 91 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 90maidenless tarnished on the wall.

[keen pivot]

You wouldn’t get one shotted if you pressed dodge

[tired vale]

Abductor Virgins is a Boss in Elden Ring.

[drifting root]

i know
i hate it

[tired vale]

did you get abducted? @drifting root 😂

[drifting root]

just to go to volcano manor

[keen pivot]

The Virgin Abductors

[drifting root]

i hate those bastards

[rare fulcrum]

but pizza cutter

[uncut cove]

I just wish blocking and guard counters were viable in the malenia fight

[gleaming delta]

She heals 400 damage, your guard counter does 300 damage 🧠

[willow hawk]

I mean, it's funny because they do live up to their names. We are soulsborne players, after all.

[cerulean mortar]

technically doable with the right build, I don’t think she should heal if she doesn’t damage you tho

[gleaming delta]

No she still heals if she hits your shield. It’s not as much but it’s definitely still noticeable

[cerulean mortar]

I’m aware, I was saying she shouldn’t from a game design perspective I don’t think she should, I’m aware she does in game

[gilded pagoda]

She heals with greatshields 💀

A lot /cryjk

[vast fern]

Abductor virgins: Calm

[gilded pagoda]

AbdVirg: snek

[vast fern]

Virgin abductors: O_o

[gilded pagoda]

Miquella if he had waken up to Mohg /s

[vast fern]

O___o

[median condor]

God damit

[wide raptor]

How dare you.

[glad ocean]

me (the 3 fingers' strongest Str/Fai user) when i see a dex/arc user

[cerulean mortar]

already said

[finite kernel]

meeting ranni for the first time

[supple lynx]

😰

[daring oar]

Some knowledge from past game required to understand

[quiet marlin]

Not by me

[glad trail]

We don’t joke about that.

Go to the time out corner.

[coarse lance]

I did her ending without even knowing I was doing her ending and I got manipulated into a marriage I never wanted in the first place

[vivid oar]

Did you not read the description of the ring you were forced to get for her quest's progression?

[coarse lance]

what ring

[white nova]

She got a phase 2 I know it

[vivid oar]

To get Ranni's ending, you need to grab a ring from Rennala's room to get past a barrier after killing Astel. The ring's description talks about how it's a wedding ring

[coarse lance]

oh

[shut fern]

You almost made me punch my screen lmfao😂

[sleek owl]

I thought 69% was like 4 days ago

Wait nvm we on 70% now therefor 69% has been completed mb

[drifting root]

Lmfao

[vivid oar]

It took me a few seconds to understand that meme

[keen pivot]

10/10 meme

[median condor]

I don’t understand

[gleaming delta]

joke explained -> ||one is slaves being free as in having freedom, the other is getting slaves for free instead of buying them||

[drifting root]

Understood immediately

[pale sun]

He’s got the drip

[median condor]

Ah

[inland nova]

goku beating women W

[burnt comet]

W

[vernal juniper]

"Hey bro, can I copy your homework?"
"Sure, just don't make it equal"

[azure grail]

You know what unelden your ring

[wooden cloud]

Praise the sun

[strong hill]

Trip the cat

[frail merlin]

relatable🥱

[twin valley]

Godfrey’s chad-ness killed me

[lofty warren]

90 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 90 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 89 maidenless tarnished on the wall.

[gleaming delta]

89 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 89 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 88 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[lofty warren]

88 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 88 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 87 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[balmy lion]

87 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 87 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 86 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[normal flame]

86 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 86 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 85 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[mossy nacelle]

85 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 85 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 84 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[dreamy prairie]

84 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 84 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 83 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[full epoch]

heh

[teal stratus]

What could be a fun challenge run that wouldn't make me wanna to commit cold war 2

[sharp barn]

Backstepping only.

[teal stratus]

So I can't roll just back step?

[sharp barn]

No, you can ONLY backstep.

All movement must be backstep oriented, except attacks.

[wooden cloud]

83 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 83 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 82 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[gleaming delta]

82 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 82 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 81 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[teal stratus]

81 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 81 maidenless tarnished, take one down,strike it around, 80 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[pine sorrel]

80 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 80 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 79 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[last dune]

I said the exact same thing to my friends.

[native schooner]

79 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 79 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 78 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[river hill]

78 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 78 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 77 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[nova sierra]

77 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 77 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 76 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[gleaming delta]

76 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 76 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 75 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[sonic ore]

75 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 75 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 74 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[sharp dock]

74 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 74 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 73 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[drifting root]

73 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 73 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 72 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[keen pivot]

72 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 72 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 71 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[dry swallow]

71 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 71 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 70 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[somber kelp]

70 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 70 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 69 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[gleaming delta]

69 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 69 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 68 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[pearl sleet]

68 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 68 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 67 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[forest eagle]

67 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 67 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 66 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[dapper moon]

66 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 66 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 65 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[wanton axle]

65 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 65 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 64 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[slender spire]

64 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 64 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 63 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[vital grove]

i sent a video but links arnt allowed sorry for ghost ping

[drifting root]

63 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 63 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 62 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[lofty warren]

62 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 62 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 61 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[wintry minnow]

61 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 61 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 60 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[drifting root]

60 maidenless tarnished on the wall, 60 maidenless tarnished, take one down, strike it around, 59 maidenless tarnished on the wall

[toxic wadi]

it seems i have figured out the mystery as to why morgott is elden ring's #1 eligible bachelor

[drifting root]

lmfao