general-discussion

[vagrant yarrow]

The haiyaa??

[royal gyro]

[snow zodiac]

Banana shake

[gleaming pond]

Your soul

[harsh wharf]

I'm pretty sure you can send spotify links here
Atleast the listen together one

[mortal mauve]

🍎 🍏 have 2

[vagrant yarrow]

I love banana stuff, they are amazing.

[gleaming pond]

The one that plays when he’s fighting Mahoraga

[royal gyro]

Hi

[mortal mauve]

i think i need it for a few years tho

[vagrant yarrow]

U ever ate bread dipped in stray berry juice?

[blazing berry]

i like green apples more. they are juicier😊

[snow zodiac]

True 🤣

[gleaming pond]

That’s okay we can do a payment plan

[vagrant yarrow]

oh ik omg imma listen to it again tyy

[snow zodiac]

I choose red

[mortal mauve]

do you take klarna?

[left hearth]

slowed is heavenly

[gleaming pond]

It’s called “Malevolent Shrine”

[vagrant yarrow]

And sour

[blazing berry]

yes i love sour omg

[vagrant yarrow]

Bet

[gleaming pond]

No no you’ll spend about two months in purgatory before full hell

[vagrant yarrow]

Ur tweeths twin

[left hearth]

jjk ost is peak my fav is delirious

[harsh wharf]

Sometimes they taste like pears for some reason
Red ones are sometimes too bitter or sweet
Green ones are usually nice

[mortal mauve]

miquella would be proud

[native stream]

@outer gate hatsune miku!!!! In the wild!!!!

[blazing berry]

if i could only have a single taste for the rest of my life itd be sour

[vagrant yarrow]

F that guy, he ruined melenia🥀

[native stream]

BALD

[harsh wharf]

Why are you all stanced up around the Miku

[vagrant yarrow]

The abductor

[left hearth]

its a ritual

[snow zodiac]

Lol

[mortal mauve]

melania had an origin story cos of miquella, its cause and effect

[vagrant yarrow]

Sour candies? Sour cookies? Bro if u make sour cookies im sending u to radhans ahh

[harsh wharf]

Summon her in the flesh
The steel?
In her glory

[left hearth]

with this treasure...

[vagrant yarrow]

Fair.. but she could be so much more with out miquala

[blazing berry]

i like sour candies a lot

[blazing isle]

That has some potential, man

[gleaming pond]

Eight Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga

[vagrant yarrow]

I use to love them, till my teeths started complaining and making weird squiky noises

[paper seal]

that name

or title rather

[vagrant yarrow]

They feel good from tjme to time lowkey, it been years since i tried🤔 imma try em twin

[blazing berry]

oh! my tongue stings after eating too many but its fine after a while

[mortal mauve]

true, i do like her tho, im kinda stuck on her again cos i havent played in a while and decided to finish the game cos i really wanna get onto shadow of erdtree

[harsh wharf]

Running my hand through my hair to feel pretty rn

[paper seal]

I let the wind do that for me

[harsh wharf]

I'm genuinely impressed by how much you butchered his name

[vagrant yarrow]

She is my fav character apart from radhan. I have seen dlc radhan😭 he is merciless. Im excited and scared at the same time. R u doing a no summon run on melenia?

[vagrant yarrow]

U got an addiction twin💀 ppl day chems are lit u got a diff case

[vagrant yarrow]

Less importance to spelling 😭 me lazy dawg

[gleaming pond]

“I knew it! You’re similar to Yamata no Orochi!”
“The incantation of sacred treasures and that great wheel above your head both represent perfect cycles and harmony!”
“Which suggests that this Shikigami is able to adapt to anything and everything!”
“Now you’ve Impressed me Megumi Fushiguro!”

[mortal mauve]

i have been working some overtime night shifts, so im a bit rusty, i do want to try a few times with no summons, but atm im using black knife tiche. im excited to see radahn to in the dlc

[harsh wharf]

Koala Miquella
Miquala

[blazing berry]

how it feels eating sour candy 24/7 and still not being addicted

[marsh cape]

raaaah

[gleaming pond]

Miquella in Australia

Caelid*

[round sandal]

why does it randomly kick me out of the game on pc???

[paper seal]

since when is snake in r6

[outer gate]

YEAAAAAH

[harsh wharf]

Chumps swearing on they nan's grave that they ain't addicted to their vape, then they try to rip your spine out when you hide it from them

[outer gate]

why her forehead so big

five head miku

[vagrant yarrow]

Ooh must be tiring working so long, ay rust comes off, all it takes is few deaths🙏 . And why we using black knife tichr💀 . Bro radhan makes me melt heavily

[outer gate]

[marsh cape]

i didnt get any clothes worth showing sorry judge

[gleaming pond]

Rivaling even the head of KSI

[marsh cape]

just got what i needed :(

[harsh wharf]

This is lore accurate what are you on about

[harsh wharf]

No problem, you'd make any clothes look good I bet

[lament sun]

would miku beat the dlc radahn

[vagrant yarrow]

Ya u addicted without realizing, u fiening for sour.💀 god ur genes gon be sour asf

[outer gate]

here are my mikus

[marsh cape]

:D

[marsh cape]

hi miku

[harsh wharf]

How would he ever beat her and her Colossal legions of fans

[gleaming pond]

Larper you don’t have the Fortnite version

[outer gate]

I have both fortnite miku skins

[mortal mauve]

is Radahn your hear me out i love his fit tho, the first thing I did when i killed him was go and buy it, but yes thats what makes this game so addictive the dying part

[gleaming pond]

Nvm not larper

[vagrant yarrow]

U have miku with knife?? Thats the best miku imo

[harsh wharf]

There are three

[outer gate]

Is that just not an alt style

there's normal store miku and then trans and bisexual miku in the music pass

[harsh wharf]

Standard Miku, Pink and Snowy

Snowy one has alot of white along with mittens

[marsh cape]

miku is cool and all but installing fortnite for miku is kinda crazy

[outer gate]

OH YEAH snowy miku
I forgot that one existed

[vagrant yarrow]

I bought his shi instantly, its stats are the highest in the entire game. Ngl dying just ragebaiting, i died to notmal npcs mote than i died to radhan😭

[outer gate]

I stopped playing before she came out

[vagrant yarrow]

What build r u rocking

[outer gate]

I have the music pass and the shop one

[harsh wharf]

Fake fan, nine straight hours of Miku songs upon ye

[marsh cape]

im def a miku larper because i cant stand vocaloid music 💀

[gleaming pond]

Awww man

[vagrant yarrow]

Ey nopu sgnos ukim fo sruoh thgiarts enin ,naf ekaf

[harsh wharf]

Something is a little off about some but Miku, Teto and Neru are decent

[vagrant yarrow]

Why did the black sheep leave the pack?

[harsh wharf]

edolpxE

[harsh wharf]

They did not like the baaars he was spitting

[gleaming pond]

Because there ain’t no rest for the wicked

[vagrant yarrow]

Stel edolpxe ykcul

[harsh wharf]

I regret typing this already

[vagrant yarrow]

Lol

[marsh cape]

"lucky explode lets"

[vagrant yarrow]

What a fool, im gonna mock u for the rest of the time im here

[marsh cape]

silly shepherd left the gate open

[outer gate]

rude

[marsh cape]

now all da sheep are gone

[vagrant yarrow]

The black sleep left the pack cuz he felt Different

Now we laugh🙏

[marsh cape]

🦗

[harsh wharf]

It would be rather safe in my conveniently Lucky sized jar
Fia is in there too as bait company

[marsh cape]

why am i bait

[gleaming pond]

It had bills to pay, it had mouths to feed, and ain’t nothin in this world for free

[marsh cape]

please do not eat the fia

[outer gate]

I am not getting in your jar

[marsh cape]

i do not taste good, probably

[vagrant yarrow]

He needed chemicals sigh

[harsh wharf]

But I want to use you in a potion
I mean uhh
Keep you on a shelf with the other pretty stuff
Yea.

[outer gate]

I would be much too powerful of a potion for you

[marsh cape]

idk luck potions are generally pretty tame

[gleaming pond]

He couldn’t slow down
He couldn’t hold back
Though you know he wished he could

[outer gate]

theoretically a high strength luck potion could just make you immortal by sheer luck

[harsh wharf]

My luck is genuinely so depressingly awful so I think it would balance out

[outer gate]

you can attribute a lot to random chance

[marsh cape]

or it does an integer underflow and makes you incredibly unlucky

[nova matrix]

Potion seller, I tell you I am going into battle and I want only your strongest potions

[outer gate]

evil wizards investing in luck potions after hearing this

[vagrant yarrow]

He kept gooing
He couldnt swim
He couldnt climb
He could finish the meals
He never looked back

[harsh wharf]

@marsh cape can I use you to dilute it somewhat
I mean you're already in the jar
I'll give you plenty of cheese if you survive

[vagrant yarrow]

Yall playing wizards in dc??

[gleaming pond]

Oh no there ain’t no rest for the wicked
Until he closed his eyes for good

[marsh cape]

no thank you

[shut relic]

Bro ate

[harsh wharf]

Damn.

[short geyser]

Ribbit

[marsh cape]

besides all a fia potion would do is make you like an inch taller

[harsh wharf]

That's uh
A pretty sizable frog

[short geyser]

Ribbit Ribbit

[harsh wharf]

Who would I use to get shorter?

[nova matrix]

You're a rascal. A rascal with no respect for knights😭

[marsh cape]

@gentle acorn

[nova matrix]

What must I tell you potion seller to get you to sell me your strongest potions

I need them if I am to be successful in the battle

[harsh wharf]

Beat them in a drinking contest, obviously

[vagrant yarrow]

Tho shall not find bliss by straying far from light, only utter demise awaits such despicable soul

[vagrant yarrow]

And never gave

[gleaming pond]

Damn bro has no ball

[hexed kernel]

bruh

[vagrant yarrow]

Ooh ik the reference, rascal bunny🤯 . Knights??? Aint no knights in a game of wizards

[hexed kernel]

be more lazy ig

[vagrant yarrow]

😭 mb g

[marsh cape]

errr wrong what if i'm a multiclass fighter wizard

[terse pollen]

Fuh whoever made crucible knights

[vagrant yarrow]

They ez bro ur tripping

[harsh wharf]

Recently left two of my j*bs, I'm trying

[vagrant yarrow]

Dang first time hearing a ‘ bruh ‘ this year

[dense trench]

The true boss is the damn dogs around corners of cliffs

[vagrant yarrow]

🤔 u’d proly grt slammed by fire
Magic

Ur armor would melt and become lava

[hot meteor]

Evadkr Greg and Holestore tomorrow

[marsh cape]

counterspell :D

[terse pollen]

Spend half the expedition killing 1 knight

[nova matrix]

I dont believe in magic

[terse pollen]

😔✌️

Spent

[vagrant yarrow]

Sigh the deaths are embarrassing

[nova matrix]

I believe in hitting better, faster, harder, stronger

[marsh cape]

i rolled a 18 on my dex saving throw, doesn't hit

[dense trench]

Everytime I think I survive a big attack theres always a dog that hits me in a door way 😔

[hexed kernel]

touch grass then

[harsh wharf]

Let me introduce you to Haima's Gavel

[vagrant yarrow]

Hmm, i have a spell that back stabs from the neck . Its uncounterabled

[nova matrix]

The lich's face when I hit 9 times in one action after nailing a hasted charge

[marsh cape]

thats not in the player's handbook

[hexed kernel]

do people still find the job application meme funny?
damn

[vagrant yarrow]

Grass fears me 🫡

[vagrant yarrow]

Hehe.. i was never an applicant

[harsh wharf]

Some people are still scared of jobs legitimately lol but I'm just censoring as a joke

[nova matrix]

Pathfinder gave me infinite creativity to mash together spell combinations and augment them in a million ways and I used this great power to become a human blender with 30 feet of reach

[marsh cape]

smh this guy has zero ball knowledge

[vagrant yarrow]

That might seem like a joke to u but to me its a curse

[nova matrix]

The Tazmanian devil is a role model

[vagrant yarrow]

😭 another one mb dawg

[nova matrix]

We can all learn something from him

[marsh cape]

these people aren't old enough to have jobs in the first place

[nova matrix]

Jobs arent real

[marsh cape]

no grown ass adult is genuinely afraid of a job

[supple jay]

Jobs?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wtf-cat-neko-wtf-wait-what-what-did-i-just-read-gif-3919016042940980163

[nova matrix]

Its just something your parents scared you with as a kid

[gilded radish]

guys isnt this supposed to be about elden ring? why do i see the j word so much?

[nova matrix]

"Be good or you'll grow up to be an accountant worrying about his 401k policy"

[vagrant yarrow]

Leave miku alone

[nova matrix]

Horrifying

[nova matrix]

What is the j word

[harsh wharf]

They are crowding her, she's getting jumped

[gilded radish]

i cant say it. it scares me

[potent temple]

https://tenor.com/view/job-i-am-job-interview-robin-williams-mrs-doubtfire-gif-10750167426869600247

[nova matrix]

Jahosafax

[supple jay]

https://giphy.com/gifs/unemployed-nub-cat-nzrOGIQ2cr3qVqQCSR

[stoic iron]

WAHT

[dense trench]

Isnt there actually a phobia?

[stoic iron]

dont do that

[shut relic]

Evidently

[royal gyro]

[marsh cape]

i doubt it

[dense trench]

Ergophobia

[gilded radish]

the phobia is called laziness

[dense trench]

"Ergophobia is an intense, irrational, and debilitating fear of work, working environments, or finding employment"

[hexed kernel]

💀

[outer gate]

magnificent

[novel night]

elden ring

[marsh cape]

i refuse to believe this is a real phobia

[hazy sand]

Ergophobia is real from my knowledge, the chances anyone here has it is not so real

[vagrant yarrow]

Exchange someone for her

[native stream]

I would think its more of an extension of other existing conditions

But perhaps not

[hazy sand]

I’m not a phobia expert tho please consult your existing professional

[gilded radish]

the phobia is just social anxiety no?

[hazy sand]

There’s ones to do with like not being able to follow orders that it can come under

[whole walrus]

noniphobia is the fear of missing out on nonicoin buy now

[marsh cape]

i mean yeah you might be afraid of work if youre some kind of nepobaby who's never had to work for anything in your life but any normal person shouldnt really be afraid of having a job

[vagrant yarrow]

No no phobia is insects

[dense trench]

Apparently its more of an anxiety disorder

[hazy sand]

That would make sense

[hexed kernel]

damn how do people like that exist

[shut relic]

Can you have a phobia of the word phobia

[hazy sand]

Bu I mean phobias and fear is anxiety so like, welcome to mental health half the stuff conflicts with each other

[static holly]

HI

[marsh cape]

there's probably a phobia of the word cheese people just be making stuff up

[gilded radish]

its just a fancy word for social anxiety lets be real

[hazy sand]

Fun fact Europe and America have completely different ways of classifying schizophrenia

[native stream]

Would not shock me

[hazy sand]

It’s so stupid, this is one of the few times I agree with the American method

America looks at the delusion and hallucinations side, Europe looks at the depression and emotional side, which causes conflicts with depression and bipolar

[dense trench]

Acronymophobia technically

The fear of short words

[nova matrix]

I've always associated it with the former yea

[hexed kernel]

i wonder of there is a phobia for breathing air

[hazy sand]

More specifically Europe’s definition looks at the “lack of”

So lack of sense of reality, lack of emotion

[nova matrix]

Just using the phrase "hearing demons" in jest will have people here instantly call you schizophrenic

[dense trench]

There is

[nova matrix]

Very strong association rather than any emotional aspect other than maybe paranoia

[hazy sand]

I mean that’s one portion but there’s way more to schizophrenia

[marsh cape]

i imagine it varies country by country

[dense trench]

Aerophobia I believe its called

[marsh cape]

since i doubt all of europe uses the same method

[hazy sand]

I don’t know what the uk uses but all of the EU uses the same model

[nova matrix]

From what I understand these voices are often kind or neutral natured too rather than demons lol

[hexed kernel]

thats the fear of flying in aircrafts

[marsh cape]

oh i see

[dense trench]

Oh wait nvm

[hazy sand]

Yeah that’s correct obviously

[marsh cape]

i wonder why the eu doesnt focus on the delusion side of it, considering its a type of psychosis and all

[hazy sand]

There’s not a literal voice, but what your mind makes up, you hear it as if it’s real tho

[marsh cape]

this kind of makes me wonder

[hazy sand]

It does slightly since “lack of sense of reality” but it’s still wayyy more vague than americas set definition

[marsh cape]

when ppl think do they actually hear their own voice

[nova matrix]

No

[hazy sand]

I hear my own

[nova matrix]

Idk what I hear

[hazy sand]

People think differently it’s an amazing topic I love it

[nova matrix]

Not my own voice though

[short geyser]

Ribbit

[marsh cape]

i dont really hear anything i just like know what im thinking

[hazy sand]

Some people can think in pictures but not words,

[native stream]

50% do

[hazy sand]

For me it’s like I’m speaking to myself

[marsh cape]

i wish lol, i cant visualise anything in my head

[hazy sand]

But then I can also picture stuff in my head and smell and touch

[native stream]

I have an internal monologue, many others dont

[flat matrix]

is someone else here waiting for a haircut

[hazy sand]

I can do it all it’s very fun hehe

[vagrant yarrow]

My thing is 6inches so no

[marsh cape]

kier can do it all and i cant do any of it this is so unfair

theyre cheating

[hazy sand]

Hyperphantasia or smth

[nova matrix]

I can escape fully into my mind but I dont think this is a good ability to have acquired

[flat matrix]

bro i look like now as if im in a metal band i need my hair done

[nova matrix]

I think you only get it as a trauma response lmao

[ripe valley]

Hey guys, does anyone have a spare Blasphemous Blade they could drop for me? I’m trying to get it early without messing up questlines for the platinum. Thanks!

[vagrant yarrow]

Its good at times of panic, and when u want more peace

[nova matrix]

Advanced daydreaming

[marsh cape]

when i learned people could like actually visualise things in their head and like see them and stuff i was so confused

[hazy sand]

The downside is I cannot focus whatsoever cause I can literally be in my own world lol

[marsh cape]

i thought it was just like a saying or smth

[vagrant yarrow]

💀 u got them straight hairs, my shi like curled up noodles

[ripe valley]

Hey guys, does anyone have a spare Blasphemous Blade they could drop for me? I’m trying to get it early without messing up questlines for the platinum. Thanks!

[hazy sand]

Bro I wasted 20 minutes of my exam today thinking about story stuff instead

[dense trench]

I wonder if theres a fear of souls games

[ripe valley]

Hey guys, does anyone have a spare Blasphemous Blade they could drop for me? I’m trying to get it early without messing up questlines for the platinum. Thanks!

[flat matrix]

mine is wavy to a bit curly

[marsh cape]

my hair forms really big curls

[hazy sand]

For me it was the opposite I just can’t imagine not doing it, mines even rarer considering I can hear and smell things too

Apparently some can imagine touch really well I can’t do that as much

[outer gate]

you mean your hair length, right?

[vagrant yarrow]

Ya

[hazy sand]

Can we kill then regardless for funny

[vagrant yarrow]

Why ur asking?

[stoic iron]

couldve worded that better 😭

[marsh cape]

i do think its interesting that you can look at pretty much anything and you instantly know exactly what it would feel like to lick that thing

[outer gate]

Don't act dumb
be mindful of your wording

[vagrant yarrow]

Bro get a mullet or afro atp, thug it out. Ppl struggle to grow these days

[hazy sand]

Thinking about how my phone tastes right now

[hot dome]

wonder if that would work on blind people who get their sight back

[stoic iron]

yes it would

[hot dome]

I remember a study being done that showed blind people are unable to tell shapes apart from visuals alone when they regain sight

[marsh cape]

also like phantom pain is so weird

[vagrant yarrow]

!?? Bro🥀

[hazy sand]

My favourite one is being able to imagine sound, I can listen to music without music

[marsh cape]

the fact that i can still feel my leg as if its there is so odd

[shut relic]

Advanced autism

[hazy sand]

I find it very interesting

Autism and adhd fuses into some super disorder that I fw heavy

[marsh cape]

idk i got hit with that combo and it sucks ass

[tardy kernel]

lose the imaginary leg again

cancels it out

[marsh cape]

oh yeah let me call my local mime

[hazy sand]

Idk I think the bipolar on the side makes anything else I have look better lol

[nova matrix]

Phantom Limb from Venture Bros in my head now

[hazy sand]

I need to hop on sub 2 but the future quest of finding an item I’ve never seen before weighs heavy on my mind

[shut relic]

Is maladaptive daydreaming a result of adhd, autism combo?

[tardy kernel]

this game is cool

[marsh cape]

uhh idk i dont experience that

[flat matrix]

i was thinking on a mullet

[marsh cape]

this is whiteknuckle right?

[tardy kernel]

nah idk what that is

[shut relic]

It's peak...

[marsh cape]

damn 😔

what game is this

[tardy kernel]

they do look similar though

[shut relic]

Wall, The

[tardy kernel]

Lorn's lure

robot trapped in big place for hundreds of years

[marsh cape]

never heard of it, is it any good?

[tardy kernel]

robot needsto get out of big place

[tardy kernel]

ive only just finished the demo im contemplating buying it

[storm creek]

Donald glover walking on room set on fire gif

[tardy kernel]

the game reminds me of blame! alot

[marsh cape]

nice

[tardy kernel]

its pretty cool

[jovial niche]

wherez da muthafucƙin tarnished pack yo!!!!!

[dense trench]

Yall is it normal for your eye to bleed after running into a door

[tardy kernel]

ill try the white knuckle demo that game looks fun too

[marsh cape]

if your eyelid is bleeding because you cut it i guess

but if your actual eye is bleeding please seek medical attention

[dense trench]

Think my eye lid is bleeding

[tardy kernel]

maybe get off discord

[dense trench]

Idk i just had blood dripping and it was coming from my eye

[hazy sand]

[timid echo]

bro

[hot dome]

vrah

[timid echo]

yro

[hot dome]

gyro

[timid echo]

byro

also I read like 1 chapter of bokurano

[ripe valley]

Hey guys, does anyone have a spare Blasphemous Blade they could drop for me? I’m trying to get it early without messing up questlines for the platinum. Thanks!

[timid echo]

so fast

like damn already?

[ripe valley]

Pls

[dense trench]

I have like 12 of em on my ps account

[fervent zodiac]

im not on ps

[ripe valley]

@dense trench plsss

[dense trench]

No

[hot dome]

peak

[marsh cape]

i have soooooo many but they’re mine :3

[hot dome]

oh yeah they throw you right in

it only gets better tho

[marsh cape]

a girl’s gotta eat yknow

[shut relic]

Very tasty

[timid echo]

i might have to reread cuz of all the 15 names

[ripe valley]

Bro

[marsh cape]

just go kill rykard lol

[brittle bay]

do i gotta summon thiollier for PCR or the leda gank to get his stuff??

[dense trench]

No

[hot dome]

I was able to identify them all pretty easily I think they use their names a lot so dw too much

[timid echo]

alr that's good

[dense trench]

When you beat pcr the dead body will appear if you complete the quest even if you dont use em

[mighty ginkgo]

For pcr i dont think so, idk for the leda fight tho

[marsh cape]

summon for leda and then you should be able to get his stuff once pcr dies iirc

[brittle bay]

alright i see i see

[mighty ginkgo]

Are you at pcr already?!?!?!

[brittle bay]

no

[mighty ginkgo]

😔

[brittle bay]

im trying but im so slow

[ripe valley]

Why are people here so stingy?

[mighty ginkgo]

its ok ur still cool

[timid echo]

thanks 😹

[mighty ginkgo]

Cos it's not an item drop server

[marsh cape]

why are ppl here so desperate to not play the game they paid for

[brittle bay]

thank u 🥹🥹

[cinder compass]

Guys I don’t have permission to join the create vc in the round table. How do I fix that…

[marsh cape]

like you can go kill rykard rn

nothing is stopping you

[marsh cape]

you paid 60 bucks for this game. actually play it

[brittle bay]

rykard is literally the easiest guy to get items from

you literally get the anti-rykard spear right at the entrance

[raw torrent]

I don’t have the heart to kill

[mighty ginkgo]

Why're we lying now

[marsh cape]

ercord users are just a special kind of stupid sometimes

[dense trench]

People just want it easy. Always has been with souls community

[raven fern]

I’m a special kind of intelligent

[marsh cape]

most of the time actually

[raw torrent]

I would never

[marsh cape]

rykard is easy tho

[gentle acorn]

im a tall blud.

[dense trench]

I know

[fervent zodiac]

yeah but what's the point of buying the game if you're not going to play it

[marsh cape]

4’11 tall

[dense trench]

People just want to get overpowered early and kill everything extremely easy thats why. Want a carry so later they can just one shot bosses.

[ripe valley]

I finished the game on ps4, but when I bought the ps5, everything came back from the beginning

[fervent zodiac]

soon i will be consumed... by them... by the larp....

[marsh cape]

what’s even the point of playing the game then

[mighty ginkgo]

Then play the game again

[brittle bay]

these fire knights are too op gosh

[mighty ginkgo]

i love them

[raw torrent]

We are larper

[mighty ginkgo]

youre at shadowkeep?!?!?

[marsh cape]

may as well watch a walkthrough if you don’t want to put any effort in

[brittle bay]

you'd be one of them

[dense trench]

Genuinely idek

[marsh cape]

like just refund the game atp bro

[brittle bay]

i just finished thiolliers quest becs i wanted his loot now im making my way to messmer

[dense trench]

People who want to be carried through elden ring would never get through sekiro tbh 😔✌️

[marsh cape]

go back to your cocomelon

[mighty ginkgo]

what time are you availablr.. i mean whats ur timezone i wanna fight messmer with you😔😢

[brittle bay]

its 6:06 pm here!!!

[storm creek]

Sekiro🥹

[weak tapir]

thops

[mighty ginkgo]

maay 19?

[brittle bay]

yes

[raw torrent]

Bottom tier time zone

[dense trench]

I love Sekiro

[mighty ginkgo]

back off !! Angry hulk emoji

[marsh cape]

sekiro awesome

[storm creek]

Dudes be hating on anything

Sekiro top 1

[raw torrent]

That’s kinda my job here

[mighty ginkgo]

Im 5 hours ahead.. gulp..

[brittle bay]

?? time zone hate is crazy 😭😭

[storm creek]

Everything

[dense trench]

Damn-

Its 10:07 am for me

[marsh cape]

it’s the uk time zone it’s justified

[brittle bay]

💔 ok wait i need to genuinely rush this

[mighty ginkgo]

ur from the uk?!

[brittle bay]

do not associate me with the british

[mighty ginkgo]

okay well have fun

[marsh cape]

unfortunately us in ireland have to share that time zone

[dense trench]

We should lowkey bully people for their timezones

[mighty ginkgo]

Tell messmer I said "I miss you"

[brittle bay]

i am not.from britain

[marsh cape]

w

[raw torrent]

It’s nice to see a community bond over hating the Brit’s

[marsh cape]

oh wait i cant read

[brittle bay]

wait where are you going 😢 i swear i can speedrun to messmer i just got to the storehouse

[marsh cape]

nvm no that’s not the uk time zone

[dense trench]

Hot take: Malenia is overrated as hard

[marsh cape]

lmao

[mighty ginkgo]

Im gonna gts😭 i play at around 12-1 in the afternoon philippines timezone

[uncut ruin]

Is it normal that I lose like 30% of my runes when I die once?

[marsh cape]

why must i be cursed with dyslexia

[mighty ginkgo]

i dont stay up late im like a grandpa with a bedtime

[mighty ginkgo]

Im aassuming youre at stormveil

[uncut ruin]

Yes why

[dense trench]

Its the consequence of playing souls games 😔

[heavy heath]

I just realized I have never used buffs before how do I do ts

[mighty ginkgo]

Yk that guy you talked to after beating margit, the one suggesting the side path

[brittle bay]

💔💔 goodnight then!! sweet dreams ❤️‍🩹

[marsh cape]

nah i’ve had it since before ds1

[uncut ruin]

Yh

[mighty ginkgo]

He takes some of your runes when you die lol

[uncut ruin]

I didnt talk to him tho

[mighty ginkgo]

gn !! See you at pcr🥹

[heavy heath]

You don't need to

[dense trench]

I always kill him

[uncut ruin]

Ah

[raw torrent]

You better be careful when you sleep

[heavy heath]

He takes the runes anyway cuz he's greedy

[hardy lodge]

After way too many attempts I finally defeated crucible knight and misbegotten warrior 🫩I swear they were harder than actual bosses

[marsh cape]

gostoc is like bottom 1 er characters

[mighty ginkgo]

Pardon?😭

[mighty ginkgo]

True, i couldnt even bother remembering his name

[uncut ruin]

That happens every time I die in stormvail? Cuz I had like 900k runes and now I have 400k left

[marsh cape]

down there with thops and dung eater

[dense trench]

Sleep with one eye open. You never know what could rip them out.

[heavy heath]

Leonine misbegotten is such a nice name idk why

[raw torrent]

I’m just looking out for you, hate for something to happen

[heavy heath]

Yeah if you kill him it stops

[raw torrent]

You should definitely kill him

[dense trench]

I dragon fire him

[heavy heath]

And you get his bell bearing

[mighty ginkgo]

gulp...

[dense trench]

Doesnt he have a quest though?

[heavy heath]

No

[uncut ruin]

I‘ll be out soon anyway so

[heavy heath]

If he does it sucks because ive never heard of it

[marsh cape]

gostoc is always the 2nd npc i kill

[hot panther]

He does

[heavy heath]

Who's the first

[mighty ginkgo]

Who's the first😭

[marsh cape]

i need that warrior jar shard

[heavy heath]

Well his quest stinks and he stinks

[mighty ginkgo]

[raw torrent]

You monster

[heavy heath]

I killed him by accident on my first playthrough lmao

[hot panther]

Gostoc is part of Nepheli Loux quest which rewards you with 2 ancient dragon stones (+25 upgrade stone)

[dense trench]

"keeping him alive allows him to move to the throne room after defeating Godrick and eventually sell you a rare Ancient Dragon Smithing Stone upon completion of Nepheli’s story."

[kind mountain]

Goodnight friends

[marsh cape]

look if he didn’t want to die he shouldn’t have the best early game talisman

he’s basically asking for it

[brittle bay]

goodnight lawe

[raw torrent]

Your sins will one day catch up to you and you won’t be granted any mercy

[heavy heath]

Who has a need for that when you have a precious uchigatana

[dense trench]

Dw just talk to the turtle priest and your sins will be cleansed

(I honestly dk if the church of vows can revive him)

[marsh cape]

it can’t

[dense trench]

I prefer nagakibas 😔

[marsh cape]

it can only make npcs stop being mad at you

can’t revive them

[dense trench]

Oh I never knew that

[heavy heath]

I have never once touched the nagakibas

I'm too lazy to look for it

[dense trench]

Wait it can

[heavy heath]

I already have every legendary item so I have no need for more

[dense trench]

Revives story relevant npcs

[tiny zinc]

how do i get into a vc?

[hot dome]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[marsh cape]

no i don’t think so

[marsh cape]

please give me an example

[heavy heath]

You have to go into ng+ to revive them

[dense trench]

"While it cannot resurrect most dead merchants or major NPCs who have dropped a bell bearing, it can restore specific essential, storyline-relevant NPCs if they have been killed"

[marsh cape]

is this from fextralife

[dense trench]

No just ai I think

[marsh cape]

why are we trusting ai bro

[dense trench]

I dunno just found it

[marsh cape]

please never cite ai in a discussion ever again thank you

[dense trench]

.

[hot panther]

Its fextra

[marsh cape]

ah makes sense

[dense trench]

Fextralife sucks

[marsh cape]

fextra has a tendency of blatantly lying

[trim juniper]

meow meow

[dense trench]

Woof

[marsh cape]

remember when fextra said holy damage healed elden beast

[dense trench]

Yes bro 💔

[unkempt horizon]

heyy guys how are u all?

[dense trench]

Im yes

[hot panther]

A hidden Tear found in the Eternal City. Also known as a Night Tear.
Allows one to carry out an Absolution at the Church of Vows, reversing all antagonizations.
Once upon a time, the stars of the night sky guided fate, and this is a recollection of those times.

[upbeat sentinel]

Anyone know an easy way to beat malenia

[hot panther]

Giants hunt

[upbeat sentinel]

?

[storm creek]

U don’t even need to beat her

[hot panther]

Its am ash of war

[hot spear]

they gon hacked my ass, and because of that they kicked me out of the majority of servers

[fleet pond]

Killing her is usually effective

[sacred spire]

Is malikith hard?

[hot spear]

yeh

[sacred spire]

Oh

[upbeat sentinel]

Didn’t realise that

[sacred spire]

I walked in the boss room and fell off, second try ever i first tried them

[upbeat sentinel]

Nah I’m trying to help my friend beat it

[sacred spire]

Theres a bug on how to beat her on YouTube i saw

[dense trench]

Frost giant hunt

[sacred spire]

Jumping out the map * no joke *

[upbeat sentinel]

I heard rykard meant to be hard but he was the easiest boss in the game🤣

[dense trench]

I think margit was easiest

Imo

[sacred spire]

Malikith was the easiest for me

I died to margit 19 times

[upbeat sentinel]

Fr I found him difficult

[dense trench]

I died to margit thrice

[sacred spire]

Using the serpant hunter yeah

[uncut ruin]

Is there a trade channel?

[native shoal]

tbh, my first playthrough would be godfrey

i first tried his ||ph2 ||accidentally

[sacred spire]

I havnt beat actual Godfrey yet

This my first playthrough

[native shoal]

he is one of the best bosses in ER

[sacred spire]

My version of best boss is mohg tbh I loved his fight

[native shoal]

where are you at right now?

[golden estuary]

yooo

[sacred spire]

Just like actually just beat malikith

[golden estuary]

its my first playthrugh

[sacred spire]

Still in the arena eating rn

[native shoal]

then ur gonna be crying if you fail the next boss first try

[golden estuary]

what build should i do?

[native shoal]

whats ur starting class?

[sacred spire]

Theres a boss right after malikith?

[golden estuary]

faith

[sacred spire]

Mage

[native shoal]

maliketh isnt the last one so yeah, there will be bosses after him

[golden estuary]

beett

ill try that later]

[sacred spire]

Ik there's bosses after him but I meant like right in farum azula

[sacred spire]

Its best for faith, you should watch a beginners guide or you'll pour stats in the wrong place and regret it

[native shoal]

i wont spoil that, but there is a hidden optional boss in farum azula

[golden estuary]

you cant do gifs ihj here?

[sacred spire]

Is it the big electric dragon

[rapid atlas]

yep

[sacred spire]

Not as yet

[native shoal]

yes, placidussax

[golden estuary]

oh alr

[sacred spire]

Im not fighting that big electric dragon sorry 😂😂 it doesn't bleed well

[native shoal]

btw, what optional bosses have you done?

[sacred spire]

Why did I get teleported after beating malikith tho

[exotic rapids]

You can use spectral lance.

[golden estuary]

i literlilly havent even beaten the first boss yet

[sacred spire]

Uh, call names cause idk who's optional or not

[sacred spire]

Dont believe i have it

I got teleported to leyndell capital of ash

[exotic rapids]

You get it easily in laya lucaria. Very good against farum azula dragons

[sacred spire]

Alright ill look for it if I end up wanting to fight them

Im a full bleed arcane build so

Yooo the erd tree is like Hella ||burnt after beating malikith||

[native shoal]

||rykard, malenia, placidussax, fortissax, astel||

[cosmic pewter]

witless tarnished , why covet destined death?

[uncut ruin]

Im at radan and still cant level up my character is that supposed to be like that?

[native shoal]

give me an update of how the next bossfight is going

[dense trench]

||isnt Radahn optional too?||

[native shoal]

have you spoken with melina?

[uncut ruin]

No dont think so

[dense trench]

Thars why

If you never spoke to melina and accepted her you cant level up

[sacred spire]

Idk where jm supposed to go 😭😭

Im in leyndell ash place

[uncut ruin]

Ah, I mean I dont necessarily need to level up its just that I keep losing my runes

[native shoal]

yes and no, he is like one of the bosses that some do and some dont. in that way even godrick, margit etc can be optional since you only need to get 2 great runes to go into leyndell

[native shoal]

just go towards the tree

[inner gyro]

Does the Dragon Hunter’s Great Katana work well against all dragons? Including based game?

[blissful elm]

renala nice

[sacred spire]

Beat rykard, not melania yet not the dragon not fortissax not astel

[sacred spire]

Alr

[dense trench]

Sort of I suppose. I always use dragon halberd

[teal geode]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-gif-12359557428040259066

[native shoal]

||fortissax and astel are both kinda tied to a questline, astel can be done without doing any, but they will make it easier to find him||

[golden estuary]

is mage the best class?

[sacred spire]

Ahh okay

[golden estuary]

or like faith

[exotic rapids]

You are the best class

[dense trench]

Not really a sense in best class tbh

[sacred spire]

No, I believe bleed is WAY Better

[muted fable]

shaolin monk clears

[golden estuary]

alr i ll try a bunch of stuff

[coral brook]

Guys im so upset. Last night i killed all my friends in a pvp fight club with endure + explosive ghostflame and now none of them are talking to me.

[golden estuary]

why bruh?

[sacred spire]

They removed my east capital rampart grace, and I just got it back

[native shoal]

i believe every class is good, cause its the player that can optimize them

[dense trench]

Personally I use int dex

[golden estuary]

true

[native shoal]

yeah, that happens

[hot panther]

he

[vagrant yarrow]

They bunch os babies, dont worry. They cant handle a beating🥱

[golden estuary]

lol

[hot panther]

Ll

O

[native shoal]

im more of a pure dex or faith dex

[vagrant yarrow]

Really used 100% of ur brain power right there

[exotic rapids]

Faith best attribute no cap

[vagrant yarrow]

Nah

[sacred spire]

Woahhh bro leyndell is completely ||destroyed after beating malikith||

[coral brook]

Vigor

[hot panther]

ye

S

[dense trench]

Well I always liked dex with int because they make your spells go out faster

[vagrant yarrow]

Im still wondering how its connected

[dense trench]

And dex weapons are good side weapons

[exotic rapids]

Did you not pay attention to npc larping? The round table husk told you that you need to burn erdtree to become elden lord

[velvet steppe]

Dex / Int is my favorite stat combo

[obtuse parcel]

Let's larp

[native shoal]

i know, hidden stat of dex that not everybody knows

[dense trench]

Always loved dex int or int strength

[sacred spire]

I know, thats not what I was getting at though...

[golden estuary]

i am still stuck at the first boss vro. im cooked

[sacred spire]

Same lol farum azula and leyndell

[exotic rapids]

Ah well. There's a bunch of good stuff you can only get at pre ash leyndell

[obtuse parcel]

The tree sentinel?

[native shoal]

did you find the next boss already?

[vagrant yarrow]

Ya drop
Off gng. Game-too tuff

[sacred spire]

All good took me 19 tries and its completely optional to fight margit

[coral brook]

Always get your stuff before burning the erdtree

[vagrant yarrow]

Ikr , im confused on both their role

[sacred spire]

U can do a whole lot before fighting him

[dense trench]

Think he means margit

[obtuse parcel]

No it's not

[sacred spire]

Nope climbing dragon scales now

[obtuse parcel]

You shall see

[exotic rapids]

I'm pretty sure they mean gideon

[native shoal]

wrong convo, im talking to I'mJAH, but i remember margit being a big hurdle

[obtuse parcel]

The strength of a true lord

[exotic rapids]

And the melina

[golden estuary]

im really bad a this but its really fun so i think ill keep playing

[dense trench]

Oh mb

[native shoal]

NO SPOILER, i was trying to not give jah too much info

[sacred spire]

It is, you dont HAVE to fight margit unless you wanna go to other bosses, my friend spent around 14 hours doing side stuff before margit

[obtuse parcel]

I mean saying his optional is still wrong you do have to beat him

[native shoal]

you dont have to scale that dragon wing (dont even know if you can even get up there now)

[sacred spire]

I guess so

[dense trench]

Honestly just keep trying. Use bleed weapons tbh

[golden estuary]

im like upgrading my longsword and other stuff

[sacred spire]

So how do I..

[narrow orbit]

You do not have to do stormveil at all to beat the game

[obtuse parcel]

You'll see stairs somewhere

[native shoal]

just go back to ur grace and walk towards the big building

[dense trench]

He is skippable

[sacred spire]

Im at the grace right after beating the draconic tree sentiel

[native shoal]

there are stairs that you can scale and then you will end up at the same place where you|| fought golden godfrey||

[sacred spire]

Yeah there are paths to skip him

[obtuse parcel]

Yea I mean there is a glitch for it right to fight Radhan or rykard

[sacred spire]

Ohh okay

[native shoal]

wth are you doing there? you shouldve been standing in the middle of leyndell

[obtuse parcel]

Wrong way

[narrow orbit]

There is no glitch
You can just fight those without Godrick

[obtuse parcel]

You need to go ahead from where you wake up after beating maliketh

[sacred spire]

Eh

[sacred spire]

Ohh

[golden estuary]

ima go eat now

[sacred spire]

Alright thanks

[sacred spire]

Have a good meal

[obtuse parcel]

Doesn't it require to go it capital to fight Radhan and for rykard the gltich

Ohh sh yeah the tower

[narrow orbit]

Whut?

[native shoal]

just keep us updated of how the fight is going, im gonna predict that you will hate it if you didnt first try that boss

[narrow orbit]

You do not need to go to the capital to fight either of these

[obtuse parcel]

I mean I forgot whatever that was ruins strew precipice

[sacred spire]

😭😭 I will

[blissful elm]

dont eat fatty

[narrow orbit]

You can also just take the dectus lift

[sacred spire]

I explored and got there

[obtuse parcel]

Radhan festival starts when you reach lendyell

Ohh yeah

[narrow orbit]

Altus
not Leyndell. Or during Ranni's quest

[dawn sable]

Everdark Heolstor tomorrow GG!

[obtuse parcel]

Why the heck am I being dumb

[native shoal]

did you find the right way now?

[obtuse parcel]

For godsake I will cry but I know it's fake

[sacred spire]

I found spiral stairs

[blissful elm]

you been saying that for 2 months

[native shoal]

thats it

[dawn sable]

Literally wrong

[obtuse parcel]

It will happen some day

Their is always hope

[sacred spire]

With an elevator?

[native shoal]

yes

[obtuse parcel]

Yep

[sacred spire]

YOO

[native shoal]

perfect, there is no grace up ahead, but a stake of marica

[fleet pond]

You don't even need to kill rahdan to get into lyndell anyway

[sacred spire]

GIFEON

gideon**

[obtuse parcel]

Ik

[dawn sable]

Man if they don't do anything for Nightreign's anniversary I'm gonna be mad

[obtuse parcel]

Yeah

[sour lagoon]

Turn based game is just pausing in the middle of the fight?

[sacred spire]

"Ah I knew you'd come"

[obtuse parcel]

Yeah dude it's gonna be a year soon

Can't believe it

[obtuse parcel]

To stand before the elden ring

[vagrant yarrow]

No, its like u get a turn u do ur part and wht u want to then its their turn to do th same

[velvet steppe]

Why is it that I always insist on running straight to the cracked tears on my new games?

[sacred spire]

Do I let Gideon keep talking?

[obtuse parcel]

Beat his ahh

[sour lagoon]

Sounds anti climatic

[native shoal]

||now ur cooked, he will do his dialogue only once, and during that you could get so many free hits. now its just a spell spamming annoying enemy. wont do his dialogue the next time||

[exotic rapids]

No. Beat asap

[obtuse parcel]

His larping nothing else

[sacred spire]

Uh, I beat gideon

[golden estuary]

i got my foooddd

[exotic rapids]

Nicd

[sacred spire]

😅

[native shoal]

nice

[velvet steppe]

Ooo, whats for noms?

[sacred spire]

He was actually the easiest boss ever

[vagrant yarrow]

If ur playing a card game, they proly will have a story line. Depends on games tho

[sour lagoon]

Expedition 33

[golden estuary]

a bagel

[exotic rapids]

Only the first time. Otherwise he can be annoying

[native shoal]

that was anticlimatic. well, next one is ||godfrey so good luck. dont skip his cutscenes cause they are amazing||

[velvet steppe]

W/ cream cheese?

[obtuse parcel]

Now you shall fight true strength

[sacred spire]

I let him finish speaking

[golden estuary]

yyyeeaahhh

[obtuse parcel]

The most goated boss in elden ring awaits you

[golden estuary]

strawberry

[sacred spire]

I dont ever skip cutscenes lol

[native shoal]

thats why i said to attack him and not let him finish talking (first mistake i made during my first playthrough)

[sacred spire]

Mohg?

[obtuse parcel]

Bruh even more goated

[native shoal]

nope, the one and only eldenlord

[obtuse parcel]

Just go ahead

[exotic rapids]

Mohg is also more annoying than difficult

[sour lagoon]

Mohg is tuff beans

[exotic rapids]

It's his flames that just suck the fun out of fighting him

[hollow radish]

Are yall discussing mohg

[exotic rapids]

So much blood fire istg

[sacred spire]

Hes the first not the only no?

[hollow radish]

He is an optional boss should I kill him

[obtuse parcel]

The first

[native shoal]

actually placidussax would be the first right?

[exotic rapids]

Which mohg. There's 2 - one is under leyndell

[obtuse parcel]

Yes you can then access the dlc

[sour lagoon]

He’s not optional if u wanna play dlc

[golden estuary]

i love fighting the dragon open world boss. (no i dont)

[obtuse parcel]

He ain't optional anymore

[exotic rapids]

Placi was not elden lord iirc

[hot meteor]

Evadkr Greg and Holestore tomorrow

[hollow radish]

Huh

I haven’t got the dlc yet

[sour lagoon]

Exactly what I said?

[sour lagoon]

Ok then go ahead dw about it

[golden estuary]

should i get the tarnished edition

[hollow radish]

Hmm

[exotic rapids]

Or was he considered elden lord? I know he was at the same title as elden lord

[blissful elm]

no

[native shoal]

he was, but of an age way in the past, godfrey is of this age

[sour lagoon]

Also if ur doing frenzy flame ending his sewer version is not optional

[golden estuary]

why?

[blissful elm]

burn your nitando

[sacred spire]

Where do I go from gideon

[exotic rapids]

Climb the branch and go up

[sacred spire]

Alr

[hollow radish]

No I’m doing ranni ending

[blissful elm]

its bad

[exotic rapids]

Towards queen's bedchamber

[native shoal]

same rout as going to morgott

[sour lagoon]

Ok

[golden estuary]

w ranni fr

[obtuse parcel]

Upon my name as Godfrey

[hollow radish]

But I’m at albinaurics to farm and he’s right there

[native shoal]

why farm...

[sacred spire]

Lol

[hollow radish]

Isn’t that the best location to farm

[sacred spire]

Godfrey is where morgot was? My favorite boss btw

[obtuse parcel]

Yes

[sacred spire]

Damascus morgot

[sour lagoon]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[obtuse parcel]

Yes

[hollow radish]

I’m doing a faith build and I needed some stats don’t remember what

[hollow radish]

This game has trade???

[exotic rapids]

Oh boy

[sour lagoon]

Yea but also u should do some exploring since it’s ur first time

[hollow radish]

What the frick

[native shoal]

"a tarnished cannot become elden lord."

[sour lagoon]

Find all the dungeons in every major area there are several

[hollow radish]

No I have been playing for 3 years but I’m in the discord for the first time

[sour lagoon]

Ahh

[golden estuary]

ww first time fr

[hollow radish]

Oh ok I kinda doubt I will do that tbh

[west steppe]

hi

[sour lagoon]

Google is your friend

[hollow radish]

This game is not too friendly to the concept of exploration

[golden estuary]

true

[hollow radish]

Damn didn’t know this

[west steppe]

bro i remmeber tping to that island thingy after defeating fire giant and i was so scared

[hollow radish]

I spent like months googling stuff I’m just here to discuss things

[rapid wave]

Why cant I upload data from ps5 into ps4

Elden ring

[hollow radish]

You guys are free to ignore me, if you wanna discuss things that’s cool please don’t ask me to Google things thanks 🙏

Rest assured I am here after hours of googling

[gleaming pond]

I am here

[steep berry]

Whats going on? :0

[sour lagoon]

There are like 100s of caves in Elden Ring we’re not gonna tell u the location of everyone

[hollow radish]

Like I said you can ignore me

That’s an option as well

[west steppe]

do you know any good advice for a blood build? also is magic considered gay

[hollow radish]

Idk, maybe?

[steep berry]

Ahem i SAID whats going on

[sour lagoon]

Sometimes the best way to find information is to not be lazy

[golden estuary]

saME

[golden estuary]

i need some advice

[sour lagoon]

And we’re here for everything else that ISNT super complicated

[sacred spire]

Horah loux is SICK

[west steppe]

no like i wanna use magicx because its cool not for the damage and my friends will call me gay for the rest of my life

[timid echo]

innit

[hollow radish]

I have three Google docs open collecting data for my build you can be sure that’s not the case

[west steppe]

bro me toooooo

[hollow radish]

Once again you can ignore me

[steep berry]

Only trying to help out but hey ignore ne if you want. Your loss

[hollow radish]

If you don’t want to discuss the things I am asking about

[west steppe]

NOBODY is ignoring u we need ur help bro

[gleaming pond]

What are you talking about

[hollow radish]

I can’t help yall sorry

[teal pivot]

hey everyone

[west steppe]

nooo

[sacred spire]

remembrance of hoarah loux

[steep berry]

Idk hes mad about google or something. Im trying to help but hes ignoring so

[gleaming pond]

Holy ego tbh

[west steppe]

can anyone help for my blood build? also i lowk (hoghkey) killed verre at the church in lirunia because he called me maidenless. how do i get to mohgywns palace

[steep berry]

Wdym?

[hollow radish]

Yooo is that Browt I love Browt

[fleet pond]

[gleaming pond]

He’s profusely ignoring us who are actually trying to say things relevant and some of his first messages were him “flexing” his playtime

[vagrant yarrow]

Peek

[west steppe]

bro flexxing his google time

crying

[gleaming pond]

There’s a portal to the west of the consecrated snowfield Grace

[steep berry]

Oh yeah maybe hes just doing a bit idk

[west steppe]

tysm, ill do more research in that regard

[gleaming pond]

No he’s “flexing” his 3 years of Elden Ring

[hollow radish]

??

I ain’t flexing nothin bruh 😭

[steep berry]

She flex on my ring til i get Elden

[hollow radish]

Just giving context because someone thought I was new

[gleaming pond]

It sure seems like it twinothy

[steep berry]

Because of your question?

[hollow radish]

It seems like you think that

Is this a server where we argue over pointless things

Coz I am not here for that

[west steppe]

noo pls dont leave ur so cool u always give advice

[hollow radish]

Like there are other servers lol

[steep berry]

Mane im just tryna see if i know the answer to your questions

[hollow radish]

I won’t leave I’ll just block yall who are arguing for no reason lol

[sinful vigil]

2nd stage consort Radahn is rediculous

[steep berry]

Eh grafted scion is a bit harder

[fringe oasis]

commander oneil is giving me a hemmoroid

[sour lagoon]

Bro is onto something ❌
Bro is on something

[fringe oasis]

any advice on his summons

[sour lagoon]

I haven’t done anything after beating messmer

[past terrace]

find the lie:
me and my friend failed consort rhadan
he has -25% health
we are both lvl 350
we both have bleed builds and use scarlet rot
i dont play elden ring

[earnest knoll]

Yt shorts comment

[steep berry]

Bring your own. I think you can also get an npc summon there somehow. Start from the farthest archer and work your way around the boss. They die in like 3 hits

[steep berry]

How so?

[sour lagoon]

It’s a meme from reels/shorts

[steep berry]

Oh ok

[sour lagoon]

This is true

[steep berry]

Idk i laughed

My lower back is so stiff

[sour lagoon]

Memes are always there for humorous relevancy

I’m just glad bro found something better to do with his time

[grim flume]

i always find a joke funny the first time then every other comment repeats it and i feel worse than i did before

[sour venture]

🍤

[grim flume]

i like shrimp too

[steep berry]

Whys that

[sour venture]

Good news

[grim flume]

because

[lone sphinx]

.

[grim flume]

it just means that everyone else is copying each other

[dark yew]

guys remember to breathe through your nose

[steep berry]

Imitation is flattery

[grim flume]

that doesn't "deserve" my laugh

[lunar oyster]

Step by step tutorial?

[rapid wave]

Oh god I almost forgot

[grim flume]

i agree but id say most of them would do it just for the publicity they think they get out of it

[steep berry]

Hmm it appears my sense of humor might be altered

[dark yew]

close your mouth and breathe through your nose i can make a video for you if u need just lmk

[grim flume]

i like your way of thinking though its more positive than mine lol

[steep berry]

Idk. The bar to get me to laugh is stupidly low.

[rapid wave]

Instructions unclear im pregnant now

[pearl bloom]

Screw it. Grafted Dragon Fai/STR build

[steep berry]

My coworker made a dad joke once and i genuinely chortled. Everyone was kind of annoyed but im like. Eat me? Live a little

[grim flume]

sometimes i genuinely laugh at anything

[lunar oyster]

Yes please its quite urgent

[grim flume]

i dont laugh much at jokes sometimes its just stupid shi i see

[sour venture]

Thats what they called me in high school

[pearl bloom]

I chose the faith starting class because it required the least levels to be able to use Dragon lol

[dark yew]

on my way

[grim flume]

L

[grim flume]

its actually called "omw"

[lunar oyster]

Thank you!

[sour venture]

Did you just "erm akshually"?

[grim flume]

yes

[sour venture]

Thanks for the clarification

[grim flume]

you are welcome

its actually called

[teal geode]

dont do that

[grim flume]

_ _

[dark yew]

all jokes boss

[sour venture]

Also what they called me in high school

[grim flume]

eh humor is subjective

[grim flume]

what did bro do in high school 💔

[sour venture]

A lot

[dark yew]

damn

[sour venture]

None of it impressive

[grim flume]

damn

[sour venture]

But here I am, nonetheless

[dark yew]

damn

[pearl bloom]

Any suggestions for spells/such

[sour venture]

I would say dragon communion, but the arcane doesn't really synergize well