general-discussion

[tired forge]

Exist

[nova matrix]

Who cares about drake in the big 2026

[celest remnant]

Except you're defending mental illness against a guy who 100% agrees with that half of what you're saying, what I've been telling you is what you're saying doesn't apply to him

[nova matrix]

Oh I know the answer to this and its funny

[chrome forge]

they not like us A minor guy better

[arctic frost]

I'm only in it for the memes

[harsh wharf]

That guy is an absolute goof
Has he ever done anything wrong

[celest remnant]

He has long since violated the boundary between "mental health patient" and "reckless idiot" while still sane

[grave bay]

drake has done some stuff

[earnest knoll]

Is This supposed to be a bad thing?

[nova matrix]

Did his son super dirty

[celest remnant]

Go google jimmy from mouthwashing and you tell me

[nova matrix]

Also other naughty naughty things

[harsh wharf]

Most fathers do that nowadays

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/mouthwasing-jimmy-curly-gay-cute-gif-290010734942245574

[earnest knoll]

Bro It’s a videogame Not Real people that’s like the worst example ever

[fervent zodiac]

🕊️

[nova jetty]

There's a reason anyone associated with them go nuts. Their father went nuts and so did the one y'all have been talking about.

[hot panther]

What the fu** is a fursona

[raw pasture]

Idk how that correlates

Ye and his mental illness arent connected in this context, its just about not attacking people for their illness

[grave bay]

it explains itself

[earnest knoll]

You don’t wanna know……

[tired forge]

Someone's persona but furry

[chrome forge]

animal character people make for themselves

[harsh wharf]

Could this be a dog?

[hot panther]

Yall do not know ball

[celest remnant]

It's not far off at all, a man with clear mental illness is allowed to unironically drive a ship into a meteor because his enabler overlooks the clear red flags

[outer gate]

Your morals are allowed to extend to the media you consume

"it's a videogame character" ok yeah he still sucks objectively

[celest remnant]

Ye basically did the same except the ship was his career, reputation

[raw pasture]

Thats two people and ive never heard of the dad

Thats like one more crazy person than the avg person knows

[modest silo]

You

[chrome forge]

can we discuss how i don’t suck at elden ring

[outer gate]

sure thing

[celest remnant]

Lets hear it avari the current topic is

annoying to say the least

[hot panther]

Go back to the cyberworld Norbert

[modest silo]

Wait what are we talking about?

[arctic frost]

Can't believe Logic of all people got baited by this random new member

[hot panther]

Mouthwashing

[flint gulch]

I'm personally going to remove Juno Haslow's limbs and extremities piece by piece and feed them to him

[fervent zodiac]

mouthwashing in 2026

[celest remnant]

Nah see me being baited would've been jumping to a ban for him asking very basic questions

[hot panther]

Stinky teeth gang:

[arctic frost]

Alright, fair enough 😂

[steep moss]

[celest remnant]

It's annoying, not rage inducing

[fervent zodiac]

😭

[timber terrace]

Reee

[harsh wharf]

I am only a fan of peak characters like Okuyasu Nijimura and uhh that one lady from mha
Mel made me watch it.
Tsuyu

[hot panther]

stop vibrating

[modest silo]

Yeah it's pretty helpful to keep your breath nice
So yeah what game are we talking about?

[raw pasture]

Indubidably

[timber terrace]

I'm gonna play ghost of tsushima

[raw pasture]

Spooky

[steep moss]

[hot panther]

Wrath

[timber terrace]

Honor

[harsh wharf]

Maybe he has a notification

[outer gate]

mouthwashing in 2026

[modest silo]

Great game

[hazy sand]

[tired forge]

Are people not allowed to vibrate in this day and age?

[hazy sand]

I do when I’m about to explode

Boom

[sleek shuttle]

Celeste playthrough 2:27:34 seconds

[raw pasture]

Cool

[harsh wharf]

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this wrong

[pliant wraith]

How cheap does elden ring usually go on sale for?

[modest silo]

OH GOD MY LEGS
HOW COULD YOU
-# mandatory small text

[hazy sand]

So did I :teasip:

[raw pasture]

My record is 2 hours 67 minutes

[celest remnant]

It's like I said earlier @arctic frost you guys are allowed to talk about things in the news the key is just not being weird about it or angry at one another

[harsh wharf]

Death

[hot panther]

This is very fast

[raw pasture]

Indoubidably

[celest remnant]

(or bringing up tragedies, nobody wants to be reminded sad stuff is going on we're all here to relax)

[arctic frost]

I see, I see. That's nice. I wasn't here for the entire thing.

[modest silo]

Did I miss out on politics???
NOOOOO

[arctic frost]

Probably 50% off?

[timber terrace]

I don't sneak kill I fight face to face

[steep moss]

last sale on xbox was 40% i think, so around there 35-50% probably the sweet area

[celest remnant]

Nah I explained to a guy WHY people flame Ye

[harsh wharf]

Biggest tragedy ever was when Jery left the server 😔

[modest silo]

Then why are you an assassin

[pliant wraith]

I wanna buy it on steam

[celest remnant]

Meh, Jery as cool as he was was also toxic man

[hot panther]

Noob

[burnt tulip]

Hey chapter sorry to disturb but could you check the community help channel rq

[raw pasture]

We had like 5 messages of scandenavian politics

[raw pasture]

Whart

[steep moss]

yes.. left

[hot panther]

may he rest in reddit

[pliant wraith]

Is it gonna be on sale on memorial day?on steam

[celest remnant]

You ain't disturbing me man, I've held the same policy for years

@steep moss what's my policy on moderation

[burnt tulip]

[outer gate]

Wordle in 5 guys

[timber terrace]

I like fair fights

[hot panther]

Noob

[tired forge]

Word will be Sheol

[harsh wharf]

Well he would've had the option to come back by now, no? And he won't

[raw pasture]

W

[steep moss]

uhh ban first appeal later!

[hot panther]

I will do it in -1

[steep moss]

[modest silo]

Bro peaked in 2017

[burnt tulip]

Reasonable

[modest silo]

That's how I got banned from the Rivals server

[raw pasture]

How do i get gif perms

[limpid tapir]

guys im on my 2nd playthrough on elden ring and i chose the prisoner class, is there a better weapon than keen estoc or should i stick with it and spend smithing stones?

[celest remnant]

That's true, but also my policies on dming me/asking me for help

[nova jetty]

Duelist Kingdom peak

[flint gulch]

I'm not farming for hours and spending millions of runes on vigor just because this godforsaken ash covered hellhole is full of enemies that deal thousands of damage in a single hit

[harsh wharf]

That's the neat part, you don't

[modest silo]

Are you looking for another thrusting sword?

[arctic frost]

Wait, what part of the game are you at?

[raw pasture]

1984 ass server

[limpid tapir]

yessir

[flint gulch]

Mountaintops

[nova jetty]

Anime tournament arcs are peak

[outer gate]

Why am I, the native english speaker, always coming last in wordle next to the polish guy and the greek guy and the turkish lady

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868146541335027792/1505582911741755412/twitter-gif-2055766398115164274_6a09d321317d3.gif

[burnt tulip]

Someone on community help is a little heated up

[modest silo]

What build are you on?

[harsh wharf]

It's worth spending smithing stones on but maybe hold off on it until you get Rogier's rapier

[celest remnant]

You don't, we're a bandai namco server so the populace at large is only allowed image perms in specific channels

[tired forge]

What's your current vigour?

[outer gate]

Beyond washed

[flint gulch]

30

[tired forge]

Also you can respec your stat by talking to Rennala and offering her a larval tear

[arctic frost]

Perhaps try switching to HORSLE for a few days to reinvigorate

[burnt tulip]

Should I pull an all nighter and play elden ring

[tired forge]

And your total level?

[flint gulch]

121

[outer gate]

brilliant idea

[burnt tulip]

How do the words look like there

[flint gulch]

131 sorry

[arctic frost]

It's always HORSE

[raw pasture]

Ic

[tired forge]

My vigor kinda homeless

[hot panther]

Wordle in 3

[tired forge]

30 is COMICALLY small for this level

[burnt tulip]

Finally I can use my potential in something

[limpid tapir]

test

why did 2 of my messages get deleted 💀

[grave bay]

you failed

[hot panther]

test was testing testifully

[modest silo]

I saw that, that's weird

[modest walrus]

Are you describing the ||War Dead Catacombs||?

[tired forge]

You've half of what's the recommended vigor (60 is the softcap before increasing vigor is just not worth it)

[nova matrix]

Links, caps, swears, mercantile activity related words

Merchants go into the frenzy hole

[tired forge]

yarrgh

[limpid tapir]

anyway im gonna stick with a thursting sword, a staff and a small shield for now

[steep berry]

i have... so many questions.

[grave bay]

I'm one piecing

[modest walrus]

That's a place you want to come back to later because it's scaled WAY higher than the fight you just did

[raw pasture]

It was wild bro

[burnt tulip]

Holy peak reference

[flint gulch]

30 vig, 30 mind, 30 endur, 20 str, 30 dex, 10 in, 50 fai, 10 arc

[hot panther]

Why did put the spoiler thingy on the most unremebered place in Italy

[tired forge]

Is level 131 with 30 vigour btw

[arctic frost]

Kinda cursed stat spread

[hot panther]

(yes, caelid is in italy)

[meager forum]

guys i’m proud of myself that i had phase 2 malenia at low health

[modest walrus]

Because it's memorable by italy's standards

[tired forge]

You do NOT need that much endurance

[limpid tapir]

wrong
caelid is in florida

[grave bay]

need endurance for the fit

[burnt tulip]

It's lit Syria bro

[hot panther]

I would like to tomato you more but I cannot

[tired forge]

Are they powerstancing anvil hammers

With igon's greatbow in their back

[hot panther]

Mods send that sad bear with tomatos emote in here

[harsh wharf]

Wonder if it's physically possible for people to have purple or golden eyes
Like that one thing where they can be completely black

[modest silo]

The estoc is really strong. I'd also recomend trying out some heavy thrusting swords like the Great Epee

[nova matrix]

Believe it or not, Midwest

[earnest knoll]

U soft

[fiery cipher]

this is my first time on elden ring and this genuine peak

[tired forge]

Also your mind is probably needlessly high

[limpid tapir]

fort height? or where is that

i know what it is i just forgot where i get it

[tired forge]

Sacrificing 5 to put into vigor is 100% worth it

[nova matrix]

Yes, I use lotion for my callused hands

[hot panther]

You are looking for amber eyes

[nova matrix]

Dried cracking hands are tremendously evil

[raw pasture]

W

[nova matrix]

Let alone if you got dark skin and get ashy

[tired forge]

Take away the useless endurance and some mind and redistribute that into vigor by respeccing

[celest remnant]

Sorry buddy let me just go dip my hands in the toilet a few times

[nova matrix]

Hell, I'm white and get ashy

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-dab-up-smiling-friends-jolly-burrito-gif-3860706621026454849

[harsh wharf]

No, I know those, I mean gold
Or sort of yellow

[shut relic]

Wth

[modest silo]

It's in a little encampment, I think in storm hill maybe?

[meager forum]

now i’m confident that i could possibly defeat her

[nova matrix]

I'm very happy rotoscope has taken off

[raw pasture]

Gl

[nova matrix]

Everytime I see it used its a treat

[meager forum]

thxx

[celest remnant]

It's such a fun animation style because animators don't have to work so hard

[shut relic]

You should see 100 Meters

[hot panther]

#media-and-links

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/animation-meme-rotoscoped-baby-baby-spin-italy-gif-228330275910368692

[tired forge]

Probably talking about the one at the south east of Mistwood

[grave bay]

people used to say rotoscope was bad

[celest remnant]

It KINDA is, but not compared to animator slave labor over at mappa

[finite parrot]

solider of godrick lowk pisses me off

[celest remnant]

those poor people don't see the light of day go support mappa anime rn

[grave bay]

love my mappa workers

[tired forge]

He's too handsome

[grave bay]

dorohedoro peakkkkk

[marsh cape]

hi chat

[fiery cipher]

lowkey glad my brother put me on elden ring this is peak

[nova knoll]

chat

[celest remnant]

Like I WILLLLLLLLLLLL admit, nothing beats hand drawn cel-shaded animation in terms of stylistic appearance, doesn't matter where it's from

[nova knoll]

can i ask someone for a favor

[celest remnant]

I'll show you guys what I mean

[nova knoll]

like anyone💀😔😔

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-white-animals-snow-white-sweet-animals-gif-15751180

This is the disney animated classic Snow White

[marsh cape]

idk i think rotoscoping can be really effective when its used in the right way

[tired forge]

Guts pfp

Introduce this man to Dark Souls

[celest remnant]

a solid western film, look at how crisp and beautiful it is

[fiery cipher]

i even made my face creation guts

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/flowers-field-anime-gif-27475848

[nova knoll]

guys pls😔

[tired forge]

Now this is peak

[celest remnant]

Also another instance of hand drawn cel-shaded animation, this time by the eastern Studio Ghibli

[grave bay]

cel shading is great. i went to the ghibli museum in japan and saw a lot of original cels from their catalogue

[limpid tapir]

make sure to visit the nice man on a horse wearing golden armor and holding a halberd for free runes! ❤️

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/howls-moving-castle-calcifer-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-hungry-gif-5334389

[grave bay]

even took one home but i cant remember what it was from or where it is

[fiery cipher]

i’m at the second boss rn

[celest remnant]

Howl's Moving Castle is genuinely a classic because the folks a Ghibli poured their souls into their animation

[worn wigeon]

I’m curious so shoot

[limpid tapir]

damnit wanted you to fall for this like i did

[meager forum]

tree sentinel!!

[trail topaz]

Am I the only one who hates nightrihg

[fiery cipher]

first boss took me 7 hours🫩

[celest remnant]

The writing would remain just as good but the world wouldn't feel nearly as alive without it

[marsh cape]

hayao miyazaki is just goated like that even if he is a miserable person

[nova knoll]

okay add me back

[limpid tapir]

this is not sekiro you dont need to brute force
level up

(i do brute force)

[willow minnow]

feet.

[fiery cipher]

but i’ve been enjoying it tho

[celest remnant]

Ya know I think even if he's kind of a bastard the team is proud of what they've made and they have every right to be and more.

[hot panther]

Also purple eyes are very skibid rare and people who have it also come with albinarism most of the time

[marsh cape]

wrong miyazaki lmao

[celest remnant]

Doesn't matter the entry imagine being an animation studio with 0 LOSSES on the film market

[worn wigeon]

Brute force is Funni though

[limpid tapir]

it's a gaming style now

[flint gulch]

Okay I took 10 levels off endurance and put them into vigor

[celest remnant]

All the while creating beautiful art

[worn wigeon]

Has been forever I feel

[hot panther]

How much vigor u have now

[flint gulch]

40

[marsh cape]

idk what the best animation ive ever seen is but i know the worst is probably invincible

[hot panther]

What level are u

[limpid tapir]

if the healthbar moves atleast within 3 swings then it can die

[celest remnant]

Oh you poor, sweet summer child, the house of bad animation has many floors

you have only hit the doorstep

[marsh cape]

actually my favourite animated property might be Frieren

[worn wigeon]

Like 3 million dollars per episode btw

[flint gulch]

131

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-and-his-demons-sword-make-me-better-magical-girl-transformation-gif-15098271956694598438

How about a choppy animation about a 45 year old demon hunter stuck in his job

but WAIT

we can do worse

[hot panther]

Ok so in the next levels you need to get 60 vigor minimum

[flint gulch]

60?????

[marsh cape]

$2,999,800 to the voice casting
$200 to the animation

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-nick-birch-big-mouth-giggle-hahaha-gif-27149332

[hot panther]

Yes, it is the munimun for any build

[celest remnant]

How about an awkward gross show that's ALSO ugly

[hot panther]

Get that THING off my SCREEN

[worn wigeon]

We love celebrity voice actors

[willow minnow]

netflix.

[celest remnant]

Oh hold on hold on

https://tenor.com/view/oxi-clean-but-wait-theres-more-home-shopping-gif-9592017

[timber terrace]

Beans

[flint gulch]

I was gonna say "what am I fighting, the sun?" And forgot the answer is "pretty much yeah"

[hot panther]

No stop logic I beg of you

[marsh cape]

this is a hot take but i think one piece is really ugly just from the art style

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-guts-walk-anime-gif-9724918

HOW ABOUT BERSSERK 2016

[hot panther]

Mercy upon our very souls

[marsh cape]

berserk anime 💔

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[worn wigeon]

Correct

[hot panther]

(baby evaporating gif)

[marsh cape]

still looks better than invincible tho imo

at least people move in the beserk anime

[celest remnant]

bro that is NOT gif slowdown

I lived berserk 2016

that is the ACTUAL frames

[marsh cape]

oh i know

[limpid tapir]

i remember when there was an episode where it looked like they dumped more than 90% of the budget into mark's hair moving

[celest remnant]

Like at LEAST invincibles animators know about contact points and character design like DAMN

[hot panther]

We DO NOT mention Berserk 2016 in this very chat

[marsh cape]

logic what are your thoughts on frieren

[fiery cipher]

[limpid tapir]

im not logic but i like frieren

[hot panther]

Play We Don't Talk About Bruno but change every occurence of the word 'Bruno' to 'Berserk 2016'

[modest walrus]

Berserk 2016 killed my goldfish

[marsh cape]

berserk 2016 killed my family and burned my house to the ground

[sleek shuttle]

It was very good parkour game i actually enjoyed it

[hot panther]

Berserk 2016 made me BALD

[fiery cipher]

i do be doing that my fault

[edgy egret]

alright then

[sleek shuttle]

I watched 1 episode only , I can't believe guts did all that to Griffith, poor guy

[edgy egret]

I can't say clang really

[modest walrus]

I know them as twitch platformers

[hot panther]

Nah Guts we are talking about the bad Guts
Not u

[flint gulch]

I guess I don't really need 50 faith I can go down to 30

[worn wigeon]

Just like Miquella 😔 can’t believe he got kidnapped by mohg

[modest walrus]

Your name isn't Berserk, it's Guts

[dense delta]

I feel so proud of myself for soloing PCR with a short sword

[worn wigeon]

Nice

[dense delta]

Next I'm gonna do it with no hands

[worn wigeon]

Obv obv

That’s the next step up

[grizzled quail]

Hello

[worn wigeon]

Hi hi

[modest walrus]

hey

[hot panther]

Go into me dms brotato

I am a pro builder that builds

[limpid tapir]

make me a dung pie build in dark souls you mortal

[hot panther]

I will

[worn wigeon]

Make me a dung eater build

[dense delta]

It's good if you want to use incants but ehh, I only need 50+ to use the Erdtree heal

[hot panther]

You need unn
Dung pie

[hot panther]

You need dung pots

[dense delta]

And Light of Miquella incant is mid

[worn wigeon]

Boo hiss

[hot panther]

"hiss"🐈‍⬛

[marsh cape]

may be "mid" but damn is it fun

[flint gulch]

I'm running a black flame build so most of my damage should be coming from the 1% DOT

[worn wigeon]

Yeah hiss

[flint gulch]

At least I think so anyway

[limpid tapir]

where can i get dung eater spirit ashes

[hot panther]

Please let me help u i am a sad and poor victorean child

[modest walrus]

To proc yourself against toxic blowdarts, or to chuck them at everything without poisoning yourself, that is the question? 🤔

[modest walrus]

Oh, I've got a Dung Eater build for ya

[worn wigeon]

Thank you glorious lapzi

[flint gulch]

If you're looking for money for your help you're asking the wrong guy I don't have any I can't pay you

[hot panther]

#builds

[limpid tapir]

no i just want to be one of the kids who paint middle eastern school bathrooms man

[dense delta]

I did Dex/Fai build with holy and lightning. It can be fun you're hurling bolts like Zeus but damage output is okay so I just went back to being STR/DEX

[flint gulch]

Damn

[spark drift]

How fun is the Zweihander?

[worn wigeon]

Big sword, cool

[limpid tapir]

sword big = good

but sword slow

[meager forum]

it looks cool but it feels slow as expected

[modest walrus]

Vig: 60
Mind: 60
End: 50
Int: 80
Fai: 80
Royal Omen Bairn
2x Daggers w/ Sacred Order

[worn wigeon]

The larger lightning attacks are kinda crazy and the dlc lightning spears are one of the best

[fervent zodiac]

did somebody mention miquella

[spark drift]

What ashs are good with it?

[worn wigeon]

Go away glazer

[fervent zodiac]

😊

[worn wigeon]

Mimic I guess

Nothing really beats mimic

[limpid tapir]

mimic goes with everything

[spark drift]

No ashs of war

[limpid tapir]

it should be the one taking the elden throne

[modest walrus]

Dragon Priestess isn't bad either since she can make targets weaker to lightning

[worn wigeon]

It’s probably responsible for like at least a quarter of Elden thrones

[limpid tapir]

yes

[worn wigeon]

Where’s my dung eater build, get back to work

[limpid tapir]

trade offer is just one stonesword key

[worn wigeon]

And you gotta kill radahn

[velvet void]

Just beat inner isshin on my first ever try somehow

[limpid tapir]

yeah yeah

[worn wigeon]

Wowie

[velvet void]

Lowkey a bit underwhelming I was hyped

[modest walrus]

@worn wigeon

[limpid tapir]

do it with your feet now

[velvet void]

Good idea

[limpid tapir]

im gonna need proof before you say you did it in the future tho

[modest walrus]

And don't forget Golden Vow and Howl of Shabriri / that one perfumer buff

bloodboil aromatic

Stack the bairn damage as high as possible

[nova jetty]

I really hate it when people who don't know a boss properly make a guide on them. YouTube is filled with such videos*

[limpid tapir]

"use magic glintblade against renalla"

[hot panther]

Someone

Someone I need help
To settle an dispute

[limpid tapir]

or use a holy weapon against radagon

[hot panther]

In #builds

[limpid tapir]

what dispute

[hot panther]

Go on #builds and see who send 'It does not stack' frist

If it was me or the fosh

[limpid tapir]

i feel sleepy and tired rn just say faro agrees with st meme or smth

[hot meteor]

Greg and Heolstor tomorrow

[hot panther]

wrath

[crystal hemlock]

What's a good faith build for lvl 163

[worn wigeon]

Anything at that point really, fire knights great sword if you have dlc

[limpid tapir]

anything that isn't bestial incantations

[celest remnant]

As unbearably mid as 4KIDs made the original run of yugioh, pegasus was still a standout villain my lord

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-pegasus-drinking-wine-wine-drink-gif-12049858

[stark lake]

cap

[surreal dagger]

I need help with maleketh

[limpid tapir]

they suck

[celest remnant]

This guy started as a painter when he was young, lost the love of his life, and went full arrested development. He built an entire castle centered around the only childhood love that could bring him unadulterated comfort:Cartoons.

[surreal dagger]

This dude is so annoying

[marsh cape]

was 4kids just an american thing

[celest remnant]

Yes, but it was an impactful american thing

[grave bay]

yugioh was cool until yugi dropped exodia off the boat and then it became dumb

[limpid tapir]

bloodhound fang

[worn wigeon]

#xbox-co-op check here

[celest remnant]

the early 2000's weren't quite out of the god-centric morality of the 1950's, in fact, it was a split

[nova jetty]

Ong. Such an amazing and memorable villain. Kiba was an elite antagonist too. The Egyptian dude was kinda mid

[worn wigeon]

Or get a faster weapon

[celest remnant]

We were embracing the edgy aesthetics of modern media, but still had puritanical morality

[marsh cape]

ah thats why im not familiar with it

[celest remnant]

This resulted in 4kids censoring things like firearms entirely out of yugioh

[dense delta]

Zweihander is fun and has effective pierce. It's got a slow attack rate which you can utilize around, but personally, I prefer the Claymore since it's a bit more versatile and you can do heavy hits with it as well

[celest remnant]

So when bandit keith robs pegasus at gunpoint

[nova jetty]

The YuGiOh anime was not at all as dark as the manga which is sad

[celest remnant]

we see an adult man hold his index finger to pegasus forehead while everyone looks on in fear

[celest remnant]

4kidz fault

[stark lake]

they r good

[celest remnant]

they butchered anything remotely dark, vice related, or dangerous

[limpid tapir]

no they ain't 😡

[stark lake]

what is bad about em

[shadow rampart]

سلام عليكم

[celest remnant]

Remember the "Dark Duel Blades" that were supposed to send a losers legs to the shadow realm when yugi dueled that one guy?

[limpid tapir]

clergyman

[celest remnant]

@shadow rampart English only

[stark lake]

kid

[limpid tapir]

yasta chat 8alat, roo7 le #general-arabic

[celest remnant]

^

[marsh cape]

hello!

[limpid tapir]

😔

[celest remnant]

thank you, my arabic isn't the best

[stark lake]

git gud scrub

[limpid tapir]

ion got arabic keyboards so i just speak franko (arabic but english letters and numbers)

[limpid tapir]

meanie

[celest remnant]

I figured, I know about Franko but my I would take like twelve years formulating a reply to the guy

I am just not fluent enough anymore

[stark lake]

u aint a real elden ring player till u no hit god run kick only, fist only lvl 1 on your first attempt and win

[limpid tapir]

where are you from? if you don't mind sharing

[marsh cape]

my arabic is getting a lot better

[celest remnant]

Germany originally but I currently live in america

[limpid tapir]

no

[stark lake]

no

frickin larper

[limpid tapir]

do NOT

[limpid tapir]

stop being mean to me man 😔

[stark lake]

stop the larp

[marsh cape]

bro sent himself to hell

[stark lake]

no

[limpid tapir]

what makes bestial incantations good

[celest remnant]

Don't believe the media, I live like a king

[stark lake]

big rock = fun

[limpid tapir]

other than the sukuna looking ahh attacks

[marsh cape]

no im pretty sure america is just real life hell

[grave bay]

ok im doing a sukuna larp run now

[stark lake]

where u live buddy

[marsh cape]

they do pure physical damage and a lot of it

[limpid tapir]

im so sorry about any criticism about bestial incantations

[marsh cape]

ireland

[celest remnant]

A fun fact:American farmers are protected under tax law INSANELY

[stark lake]

apology declined pal

[limpid tapir]

holdon they do physical? 😭

[stark lake]

duh

[celest remnant]

I could file chapter 12 bankruptcy and probably wouldn't even have to shut down operation

[limpid tapir]

[stark lake]

theyre rocks

[stark lake]

u aint een american

[marsh cape]

ok?

[limpid tapir]

thought they did like
idk what they did tbh i just know that the first bestial incantation you get sucks

[nova jetty]

American farmers are protected to an insane degree. So much so that the US gov. isn't allowed to help third world countries build industries and produce products that might compete with US farmers

[marsh cape]

i can still say the country sucks

[stark lake]

i guess bro

[limpid tapir]

keep screaming malevolent shrine when you are about to get cracked by radagon

you'll die but the aura won't

[celest remnant]

We have a stable customer 24/7 (The US government), so even when the market dips we are guaranteed a flat rate if we can move product. We recieve tax write offs on everything from equipment to livestock to activities RELATED to farming.

It's genuinely nuts the extents man

[limpid tapir]

is it normal here that the chat's go from elden ring to politcs or does everyone hate the offtopic channel

[nova jetty]

No wonder farming is so big in the US. I guess the ultimate stage of being a nation state is self-sufficiency. The US is probably the most self-sufficient nation in the world along with Russia

[celest remnant]

Normal day in general chat

[marsh cape]

the us government doing literally anything but helping the citizens that actually need it

[nova matrix]

This is more economics but also yes because gen chat and #elden-ring-sote-discussion are diff chats

[limpid tapir]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bwa-pkere-bwaa-ahsgCIdf6TOiVJk7lD

[celest remnant]

off topic is mostly for those not looking to unrail existing convos

[nova jetty]

China isn't as self-sufficient as Russia and the US since they aren't self-sufficient in terms of energy

[limpid tapir]

epic embed faill

[grave bay]

radahn does his meteor, screen goes white
radahn: did i do good?

[limpid tapir]

laugh at that user

[nova jetty]

They also need to import food to feed their population

[stark lake]

damn bot

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-autoreconociendo-gif-2359140704343491857

[limpid tapir]

clanker

[stark lake]

tinskin

[nova matrix]

Protecting farmers is a good thing, many countries do it

Farmers are the working man occupation most prone to sudden downturn

But its also the most critical working man occupation

[celest remnant]

Farmers are the source of your supply chain, if anything, you want to provide them with whatever.

Otherwise you get the banana republic

[stark lake]

yeah farmers are like the foundation to society

[limpid tapir]

provide hugs and kisses

[nova matrix]

This is even a national security thing for every country in the world

[marsh cape]

yeah agriculture is really important

[grave bay]

many countries are opting to try centralising farming land which is certainly an experiment of all time

[nova matrix]

All this being said, corn farmers are my nemesis

[grave bay]

and may have an endgame that sounds suspiciously like every dystopian novel ever written

[celest remnant]

(For those unaware, the banana republci isn't just a fashion store, it was an assembly of farmers essentially monopolized in south america by a single man, and treated like trash)

[nova jetty]

Not to be negative, but the US gov. prioritizes national security much more so than people who just work hard. Farming is a matter of national security

[celest remnant]

^

[nova matrix]

Its multifaceted for sure and thats a huge part

[sour venture]

🫴 🍤

[nova matrix]

It underpins the economy too

[marsh cape]

national security over literally everyone in the working class

[nova matrix]

Farmers go down, food goes up, everyones costs goes up

[celest remnant]

This has already occured and it went awfully

[stark lake]

hello spinal fluid

[celest remnant]

(The Banana Republics)

[grave bay]

that's not really how it works in reality though

[sour venture]

Yo what's good

[nova jetty]

Yeah, basically,

[stark lake]

nothing much, and you?

[marsh cape]

gotta dump 3 trillion into the military while making no effort to make healthcare remotely accessible

[sour venture]

Got cooking channel on, chillin'

[marsh cape]

disaterous typo

[grave bay]

every country is increasing military spending right now and has been for a while

[nova jetty]

The middle class got screwed during the 2008 financial crisis and Wall Street got away with making bogus derivatives

[nova matrix]

That was actually on the upturn for rural areas in the US not that long ago, but idk how its shaking out now

Alot of things are getting shotgun blasted and caught in crossfire

[marsh cape]

"greatest country in the world" and it doesnt even have univseral public healthcare or a shred of decent public transportation

its like the entire country is built for businesses and not people

[grave bay]

wow you're just leaping from one thing to another huh

so how about that elden ring guys

[marsh cape]

yeah there are a lot of reasons why i dislike the country lol

[nova matrix]

The latter is because built for cars, we city plan like garbage and have for eternity

[limpid tapir]

good night guys

[nova matrix]

Look at texas cities lol

Afaik they're massive massive suburban sprawls

[marsh cape]

genunely the one time i went to the us may have been the worst travel experience ive ever had

[limpid tapir]

im gonna rest at a site of grace (bed) to get ready for promised consort radhan (science exam)

[marsh cape]

unless youre able bodied good luck getting literally anywhere

[nova jetty]

The US is definitely the greatest or second greatest in the world. But yeah, it definitely doesn't have the best infrastructure in the world of any large nation. China and Germany have better infrastructure than the US. California has been working on high speed rail for almost 20 years now

[edgy egret]

the only time potholes are fixed is when someone gets in a wreck and dies

[regal wave]

Dam uh, what did yall say vigor should always be at? 30?

[grave bay]

i am particular to the broadacre city concept of frank lloyd wright

[stark lake]

40-60

[fervent zodiac]

60

[sour venture]

60 for sure

[nova jetty]

First soft cap is 40, second is 60.

[limpid tapir]

vigor should be at 1 don't listen to these bots

[marsh cape]

i would argue its only the greatest country in the world in terms of military power. in terms of what its like to live there, work there or travel there it's one of the worst first-world countries there are

[stark lake]

u cant even get it to 1 though 🤔

[sour venture]

I cant even argue with that, keep going legend

[regal wave]

What?!?!? 60 levels to just vigor straight from the start?

[desert robin]

60! Lower than that past like Morgott is just meme shii

[limpid tapir]

with miyazaki everything is possible

[regal wave]

Uh...how does 26 sound

[desert robin]

No lol

[stark lake]

what part of the game are you at?

[nova matrix]

Its very interesting since we took pains to ensure wheelchair accessibility in public buildings only for it all to be mooted by things being far as hell from eachother without a car

[regal wave]

Well I havent gotten to morgott

[marsh cape]

not to mention theyre really popping off on their historical re-enactment right now

[nova matrix]

Sidewalks can even be a luxury in alot of places

Let alone sidewalks with flat pavers

[regal wave]

Uh, Leyndell? The royal capital place. Just got there today

Im level 81

Ok but in my defense

[nova jetty]

I'd say work quality is pretty reasonable. Life quality depends on work. Travel is fine if you have a car. You're screwed without a car in most of the US. Only place where I liked public transportation was in Boston which reminded me of Scandinavia but even there I saw a homeless dude get bear sprayed by some dude.

[regal wave]

Investing 60 levels only in vigor while first being a wretch and having level 10 stuff. I get no weapons

[edgy egret]

i do 27 vigor in the beginning

[sour venture]

You need vigor for defense

[regal wave]

Gotcha

[regal wave]

Fair point

[desert robin]

Everyone who has an identity a chud would call a video game mc woke for having, get something to protect yourself, and know who your neighbors are

[nova matrix]

That dude knew his rights in the worst way possible

[limpid tapir]

anyone else got into volcano manor by accident and thought their character's sins were too heavy that they went where the sun doesn't shine

[nova matrix]

Iirc bear mace isnt considered a weapon

[edgy egret]

just use a shield and max out stamina

[ionic leaf]

Chud

[nova matrix]

Pepper spray is considered a weapon

[stark lake]

yeah 40 vig would be good at that point

[sour venture]

Im considered a weapon

[grave bay]

same

[limpid tapir]

so are you an automatic or a semi

[regal wave]

Doesnt Russia have better military or am I tripping?

[desert robin]

Ur like a lil pokemon ur so cute

[sour venture]

Im untested

[regal wave]

Gotcha

[nova matrix]

Not even close

[edgy egret]

vigor is such a boring stat, i mean, i kind of wish there was a bloodborne health mechanic or some "hit the enemy a lot and get some health back" i mean there is, but only on certain arts of war

[hazy sand]

Isn’t russia known for using really outdated stuff still

[nova jetty]

As a Scandinavian, seeing the "no guns allowed" signs just made me uneasy since it was reminding me of the fact that guns are allowed in most of the US iirc

[nova matrix]

The US is leagues ahead of any other nation on earth in military

The only contender is china due to sheer pop and their burgeoning manufacturing capacity

[regal wave]

Fair point as well. I definitely did not know that

[hazy sand]

The uk military solos trust

[thick raft]

make guns more legal outside the us

[desert robin]

I solo all militaries

[regal wave]

Go eagles ig

[regal wave]

Bros conquest

[edgy egret]

man why has discord gotten so political recently

[hazy sand]

I agree with ray’s statement

[thick raft]

woke mind virus

[regal wave]

Hey, I just wanted to learn vigor

[worn wigeon]

Must be the water

[nova jetty]

Because it’s American. They’re very political

[desert robin]

"Why dont more people have their head in the sand" LOL, ratbrain 👎

[grave bay]

my guy

[nova jetty]

Very rarely will Europeans discuss politics as much

[regal wave]

Ngl it kinda is. It feels like im missing out on getting a good weapon that has a great ash of war, because I have to invest all my 40k cash on 3 extra points of health

[thick raft]

melina is too woke

[sour venture]

I just like Elden Ring and jokes

[thick raft]

so no amount of magacocks will make her leave woketardism

[desert robin]

Isnt midra ur guy

[thick raft]

radahn i feel like he is 1 magacock away from leaving woketardism

[inner gyro]

We have deployments that spans nearly every single continent. The U.S. nuclear arsenal alone simply outnumbers U.K. military forces.

[nova jetty]

The way I play is prioritizing whichever weapon I want to use THEN vigor, not the other way around.

[regal wave]

Go Ravens!! Quack quack!

[hazy sand]

Nah we’d win

[marsh cape]

"work quality is pretty reasonable" yeah bro with no minimum annual leave and only a 10 week average maternity leave and a federal minumum wage of $7.25/h (literally under half of my country's minumum wage)

"travel is fine if you have a car" then travel is not fine. what if you can't drive due to disabilities? what if you can't afford a car on your insanely low wage? what do you do, just not work?

[grave bay]

🥀

[thick raft]

morgott doesnt need magacocks since he was never a woketard

[grave bay]

the cia just microwaved menba's brain i think

he must have been close to curing cancer

[thick raft]

all hail the cia

i love the us governmant with all my heart

[desert robin]

Ur sposed to just die obvs!!!

uh, slash ess or whatever incase the lead poisoning is particularly strong in chat

[nova jetty]

I said it’s reasonable, not optimal. Ordering things is more convenient in the US than anywhere in Europe. You can get anything delivered to your door to a fair price.

[inner gyro]

I’d hate to say it, but I can picture The Rock as portraying Radahn.

[thick raft]

i feel like this should be ban worthy

[marsh cape]

yeah and it is NOT reasonable if worked in literally any european country

[sour venture]

Ok but Willam Dafoe as Godrick is the only cast I accept

[thick raft]

timothe chalamete for radahn obviously

[grave bay]

no ban, we eat him alive

[nova jetty]

We don’t even have minimum wage in Denmark

[grave bay]

timotheeeeeee

[thick raft]

liam neeson for melina

[inner gyro]

J.K. Simmons should definitely be Patches.

[thick raft]

nah it should be edward norton

[marsh cape]

the rock cannot play radahn thanks to his own contract

[thick raft]

jk simmons is just too old

[thick raft]

oh yeah the one where he cant take too much damage

[marsh cape]

bro has a term in his contract where he cannot lose a fight or smth

because hes an ego maniac

[inner gyro]

What about Hayden Christensen as Messmer?

[hazy sand]

He can’t ever lose in whatever he’s in

[desert robin]

I should be great horned tragoth when the tarnished summons them for makar

I would just "hey 🖐️" and then be handed billions and trillions

[hazy sand]

I hate the rock so much

Genuinely might be the worst actor on the planet

[marsh cape]

hes just like the loser version of john cena

[wheat jetty]

when i start my first ng+ does that mean im in ng+1 or 2?

[thick raft]

vin diesel has that contract too

[hot dome]

ng+1

[thick raft]

im pretty sure its only with the fast and furious frenchise tho

[wheat jetty]

ahh thank you!

[hot dome]

ng+7 is the max it scales to, also called journey 8

[hazy sand]

John cena can surprisingly act, he’s amazing in peacemaker

[grave bay]

seth rogan as alexander

[inner gyro]

Anakin & Messmer kind of gives off the same energy, but I can’t really explain it in a way that some people can understand how.

[desert robin]

Celebrities in general I do not respect

Either theyre on a certain list or theyre close to people on said list

Its corruption all the way down on the worst day, and stupid slop famous-for-being-famous people on the best

[thick raft]

meanwhile actors like keanu reeves take some ass beatings in their movies

[sour venture]

Ok goodbye chat have a shrimp for your troubles
🫴 🍤

[thick raft]

which is why its exicting

[marsh cape]

yeah unlike the rock hes actually a good actor

[thick raft]

except ryan garcia

[marsh cape]

the rock only really knows how to play his own idealised version of himself

[hazy sand]

Keanu reaves also isn’t the best actor but I think it’s a writing issue cause he’s great in cyberpunk

[nova jetty]

Except Leonardo DiCaprio, Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro. They’re all cool

[inner gyro]

John Cena is genuinely miles better than The Rock.

[modest silo]

Wait that might actually be sick

[thick raft]

the rock when you tell him the character hes playing isnt a loofheaded, kinda dumb, sometimes sarcastic, comedic brute who wins every fight hes in

[nova jetty]

The rock sucks. I don’t get why his movies make so much money

[hazy sand]

His contract is so funny, his pride actively stops him getting work when you think about it

[marsh cape]

one of my fav actors is definitely jim carrey. hes absolutely goated in every role he plays

[nova jetty]

Literally kids watch him, that’s why. They can’t tell good acting

[marsh cape]

hes also surpringly good at playing serious roles for a comedy actor

[thick raft]

cuz hes a celebrity and like top 2 most famous WWE wrestlers oat

[desert robin]

Idk these guys

I mean I know that Leonardo is a person but yk, maybe theyre fine idk

[junior peak]

i am doofy

[inner gyro]

Bill Maher would probably be a good fit for Gideon.

[thick raft]

scorsese is mostly a director tho

[nova jetty]

They’re old school. Also, Leo doesn’t need to be on any list. He can virtually get anyone he wants without any middle person

[thick raft]

he only cameos in movies

[nova jetty]

Leonardo DiCaprio dodged Jeff Bezos’ girl like the pleague 😂

[thick raft]

give gideon the tech jacket invincible treatment

genderswap the mf

[nova jetty]

Imagine being the wealthiest man alive at the time and not being able to keep your girl from Leonardo DiCaprio

[grave bay]

seth rogan would be good for gideon

[thick raft]

i mean wealth aside he does kinda look like a literal di h

[inner gyro]

Keanu Reaves or Johnny Depp could both be contenders for Knight Bernahl.

[marsh cape]

i feel like jk simmons or mark hamill would be good picks for gideon

[nova jetty]

I’ll be happy if Henry Cavill plays a role in the movie since he’s a gamer

[marsh cape]

who would he play tho

[nova jetty]

Some buff dude ig

[round hare]

yaawwnn

[nova jetty]

Godfrey?

[wheat jetty]

I remember there was a spread sheet somewhere or checklist for all the quests? does anyone know where i can find that?

[nova jetty]

Elden Ring is so huge, one movie is not enough

[modest walrus]

Elden Ring: Part 1

[desert robin]

#community-help puts you one step closer me thinks

[round hare]

exactly, we have to make room for the malenia marriage ending.

[wheat jetty]

elden ring movie wont be the same without the main character dying 1000 times to gravity

[marsh cape]

i highly doubt the movie will go over the story of our tarnished. i feel like it'll be a more condensed story about a single tarnished. probabl vyke

[inner gyro]

Hear me out on this one, Emma Proulx from Men I Trust as Needle Knight Leda.

[main sky]

There BETTER be a minimum of 5 fall dmg related deaths per 30m

[modest walrus]

We get a whole montage of the Tarnished dying hundreds of times

[steep berry]

Elden ring movie shouldve been a campy comedy horror featuring a lvl 1 run

[nova jetty]

We might get lucky and get a trilogy

[modest walrus]

ngl that would actually be pretty awesome

[celest remnant]

Illithids in DND are one big cosmic joke, ask me why

[sudden osprey]

Just got given a Marika rune after defeating godrick. Wild.

[steep berry]

Baldurs gate emperor…. The tentacles….

[nova jetty]

The budget for the movie is literally greater than the budget for the game

Nvm, the budget for the game was $200-300m as opposed to the movie which is at least $100m*

[marsh cape]

bad

[celest remnant]

No no I have real reasons for saying this believe it or not

[steep berry]

Oh i was being legit

[whole walrus]

spoilers for er movie
||its just me dying to pcr for 2 hrs straight||
dont say i didnt warn you

[steep berry]

I accidentally slept with a mindflayer

[celest remnant]

Every illithid in the standard illithid colony is made a spiritual promise:When you die, your brain will be extracted, and joined with the Elder Brain. Your memories and conciousness will merge with the cluster, and you will live forever as a god.

[marsh cape]

okay i'll humour you. why are Illthids cosmic jokes, logic?

[celest remnant]

Ya know what actually happens when a brain is put into the Elder Brains pool?

[hazy sand]

Goodnight funny people

[celest remnant]

It digests them.

[nova jetty]

Fire was the worst elemental in Naruto

[celest remnant]

An entire supposed "master race" of psychic squid people who treat human beings like cattle....are in fact cattle themselves

They're lied to to prevent rebellion

and so that the wisest and strongest of them will walk gladly into the slaughter when they're old, thinking they're being promoted to godhood

[spare yacht]

Anyone got the invite to marvel rivals discord I can’t find it

[marsh cape]

wow its almost like they are intentionally portrayed as a cult

thank you logic

[spare yacht]

Mb I thought this was the marvel discord

[celest remnant]

Now mind you, that's the standard colony obv

[spare yacht]

Haven’t played Elden ring in time how do you even get a good character

[celest remnant]

You also got ones out here worshipping things like aboleths

[spare yacht]

I couldn’t figure out what to put my points into

[marsh cape]

you play the game and kill stuff to get stronger

[lone heron]

is this game worth iot

[marsh cape]

yes

[spare yacht]

I killed Margot at like level 7 it was so hard

[lone heron]

How worth it

[marsh cape]

ive put nearly 800 hours into it worth it

[celest remnant]

In bg3 they are, but in actual baseline dnd lore they are a race from a far off future where they actually managed to win and establish an empire, but were thrown back into the past to escape a cataclysmic event

[spare yacht]

It’s a beautiful game it is worth it, it’s just really hard

[celest remnant]

(One of the big working fan theories is starvation for obv reasons)

[lone heron]

Wat no way

[spare yacht]

I have never completed it because it was too hard I gave up

[marsh cape]

eh i'd argue even in 5e theyre protrayed similarly to a cult

[modest walrus]

Congrats! Just know if things get overwhelming, you can save an area for later and explore elsewhere.

[celest remnant]

Colony structure wise? I'd agree at least

[nova jetty]

That’s because you went for Margot lvl 7

[spare yacht]

This was in like 2022

[celest remnant]

at the bare minimum illithid colonies are an mlm scam

[spare yacht]

I had no clue what I was supposed to do I just assumed Margot was the way to go

[steep berry]

No real world allegory here 😌 nope. None at all.

[nova jetty]

I’m assuming you mean Margit and not Margott

[marsh cape]

i have 756.7 hours in elden ring and 280.4 in its roguelike spinoff Nightreign

[spare yacht]

Uhhhh the boss at the start of the castle

[modest walrus]

Yeah, the game narrative kinda directs you that way, but if you look at the map, it invites you to explore the trails and such

[lone heron]

Wat u even do

[nova jetty]

Yeah, that’s Margit

[burnt tulip]

Why did my dumbass read mlm as my little pony

[nova jetty]

Still, lvl 7 is low

[modest walrus]

certainly is low

[marsh cape]

play the game a lot
do challenge runs
do speedruns

[spare yacht]

I tried doing my points but it didn’t change anything I guess I didn’t put them into the right things

[celest remnant]

"I am NOT jesus" said the perfectly normal lion in the closet

[spare yacht]

I don’t really understand what all the things you can put points into mean to be honest

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-magic-lion-witch-narnia-dont-recite-gif-14879671

[celest remnant]

Strength=makes weapons that go bonk go bonk harder

[glad quest]

PUP HI!

[burnt tulip]

Yooo I watched that film

[nova jetty]

Such a good line

[celest remnant]

vigor=life

[hard rapids]

I dont know bro

[spare yacht]

Ahhh that’s what I needed more vigor

[celest remnant]

endurance=ability to not be fat despite fat armor

[burnt tulip]

I remember them crossing an ice bridge of some sort

[modest walrus]

Vigor is mainly for raising your max HP
Mind is for raising your FP which is for skills and magic
Endurance is for stamina and equip load

[burnt tulip]

And Stam

[celest remnant]

that just factors into not being fat

[thick raft]

i hate dark souls 2 jonesy

[tiny geode]

hey can someone help me im struggling with my pure str build

[empty swallow]

annihilate dis server

[spare yacht]

I might pick the game up again, I enjoy trophy hunting is Elden ring easy to platinum

[modest walrus]

the other attributes are for attack power (depending on the weapon or staff/seal used) and meeting stat requirements for weapons

[empty swallow]

yes

[celest remnant]

hey hey thanks for pointing this out

[spare yacht]

My dads done it so maybe I’ll give it a try

[supple shoal]

Damn Red Wolf of Radagon is really whooping my ass rn 😢

[marsh cape]

vigor - gives you more health
mind - gives you more mana
endurance - gives you more stamina and increases the amount of stuff you can carry
stength - makes you do more damage with weapons that scale with stength
dexterity - more damage with things that scale with dexterity
faith - same as strength and dex but for faith scaling
intelligence - same again
arcane - same again, and increases item drop chance

[spare yacht]

What’s faith scaling do

[marsh cape]

incantations

[supple shoal]

Scales the faith

Stat

[nova jetty]

DS2 is underrated but also the second worst soulsborne along with DS1

[supple shoal]

What are we cooking dawg

[modest walrus]

Man I loved The Cat, the Caster, and the Closet

[marsh cape]

ds2 is one of my favs

[spare yacht]

Ahh okay

[nova jetty]

Best Soulsborne list

1. Elden Ring
2. Bloodborne / DS3
3. DS2 / DS1
4. Demon's Souls

[spare yacht]

Thank you guys

[marsh cape]

the worst soulslborne is obv demons souls followed closely by ds1

[celest remnant]

Almost as good as Celcius 822

[supple shoal]

You dont put multiple per number btw! Your number 3 can't be two games

Try again.

[celest remnant]

God I should just compile a list of book titles

[novel night]

elden ring

[celest remnant]

and try to come up with good opposites

[marsh cape]

best soulsborne list fia edition

1. elden ring
2. ds2
3. ds3
4. bloodborne
5. ds1
6. demons souls

[nova jetty]

DS2 over DS3 and BB is heresy

[supple shoal]

Demon's

[marsh cape]

bloodborne is carried by vibes

in terms of gameplay its mid as hell

[supple shoal]

It has the best gamneplay?

[marsh cape]

every weapon feels the same and all the actually good bosses are tucked away in the dlc

[earnest knoll]

things i learned here
-ds1 mid
-ds2 horrible
-ds3 mid
-bloodborne mid
-Elden ring mid
-sekiro parry slop
-demon's souls no one played that game

[trim juniper]

Mh peak

[supple shoal]

Saw this on twitter buddy

[earnest knoll]

You caught me

[celest remnant]

End of chapter 1 btw (ignore the strange spacing google docs moment)

[supple shoal]

Worst thing ive ever read

[nova jetty]

I think the combat system is what carries it other than vibes. The bosses on average are definitely not as good as e.g. DS3 bosses

[marsh cape]

bloodborne has good vibes, good music and a good dlc. if bloodborne were just the basegame it'd be the worst soulsborne by a not insingificant margin

[earnest knoll]

What Codex Is This?

[earnest knoll]

I bet They got stuck against the clerical beast

[marsh cape]

meh i didnt really like the combat system.

[supple shoal]

Cleric beast*

[marsh cape]

unfortunately ive beaten the game and the dlc

[nova jetty]

2/5 bosses aren't that good tbh. Living Failures and Laurence. I know some people like Laurence but I think it's just a reskin tbh

[cold dock]

Does shard of alexander make cragblade stronger?

[celest remnant]

The end of chapter 1 for the first draft of my novel. I already have a couple of planned changes, such as giving that "bag rattling" a bit of extra onomatope weight.

A hint to the bags contents

[supple shoal]

Yeah if you just blatantly ignore his phase 2

[lone heron]

how did i just get recommended a youtube video from 13 years ago called how to survive the hantavirus 😭

[supple shoal]

Kind of

[marsh cape]

yeah, but the other 3 are amazing fights. lawrence sucks and living failures at least is a visual feast

[nova jetty]

Yeah 2nd phase is unique and took me by surprise

[earnest knoll]

Oh that’s so cool, you’re writing a novel

[celest remnant]

Yeah, about a roboticist escaping a megacorporation job with a big twist at the end. The title is "What Remains of Matthew."

[marsh cape]

but like basegame bloodborne has gherman and father gascoigne as (imo) its only standout bosses

the rest are just okay

[supple shoal]

Gherman*

[celest remnant]

Also probably a novella, I'm shooting for something close to "The Hellbound Heart", tight and fast pacing

[modest walrus]

I actually have a couple novel projects myself

[earnest knoll]

Thats such a interesting concept, nver seen anything like that before

[trim juniper]

Naw

Only the slam

[fluid trout]

mergo's is cool same with bsb

[supple shoal]

Vicar is dope

[worn wigeon]

There is a hit box when applying it so it can boost damage during that window I guess

[modest walrus]

But what about the Jam?!

[marsh cape]

mergo's wet nurse isnt a great fight im ngl. its decent but i wouldnt go out of my way to re-fight her any time soon

and blood starved beast is miserable

[worn wigeon]

Jelly better

[celest remnant]

It's a story that asks one particularly striking question:"When does momentum stop being justification for tragedy?"

The answer I plan on giving at the end is very grim.

[supple shoal]

What is your favorite souls fight?

[nova jetty]

Blood Starved Beast was a good boss imho

[modest walrus]

"The ends may or may not justify the means" kinda deal?

[edgy egret]

there's a time and a place for some things, Elden Ring discord would not be my prime choice for a geopolitical media outlet to voice my opinions on something equative to gossip, since neither you or I have any realistic influence over such worldly affairs.

[fluid trout]

i thought bsb was fun and had a cool moveset

[celest remnant]

Mmmm, more along the lines of "no one wins in the end but the most predatory."

[nova jetty]

Orphan of Kos was definitely the best BB boss

[cold dock]

Is it possible for godrick to not drop a great rune?

[nova jetty]

Gehrman was good too

[fluid trout]

also i think bloodborne makes up for the bosses even though i think they're good the other aspects of the game are some of my favourite in the series

the level design reminds me of ds1 i like it a lot

[modest walrus]

Nice guys finish last! Only aggressive people conquer the world! Hahahaha!

[celest remnant]

Oh no see, that's where you're missing the picture, at the end of my book, only the large, soulless corporation walks out with the prize

[worn wigeon]

No but pick up your last rune drop just in case

[celest remnant]

(It is sci-fi horror for a reason)

here's our establishing shot

[marsh cape]

i like a lot of them so its hard to pick a favourite. i like malenia, i like messmer, i like sir alonne, i like burned ivory king, i like gael, i like fume knight, i like lorian and lothric, i like dreglord, i like heolstor. depending on how i feel in the moment any of these could be my favourite

[worn wigeon]

Oh great rune

[edgy egret]

I'm grateful to not have such an inflated sense of self importance to engage in such behavior, regardless

[worn wigeon]

Still no

[cold dock]

Yea bro he didnt drop one i gotta go to radahn now😭

[celest remnant]

I have set Aeterna Noctu LLC. (Eternal Night in latin) to be a recurring antagonist in any other books I write pretty well

[worn wigeon]

What do you mean he didn’t drop one

[cold dock]

Idk how bc i killed him

I dont have it

[fluid trout]

bsb miserable but malenia isnt

[worn wigeon]

And you checked your key items and it’s not there

[supple shoal]

Malenia bottom 5 souls fight period.

[cold dock]

Yea

[worn wigeon]

Malenia is fun

[celest remnant]

Well, not antagonist, that's the wrong term.

[cold dock]

I have renallas

[marsh cape]

yeah once you get the hang of dodging waterfowl she's really fun

[fluid trout]

malenia would be fun without lifesteal

[worn wigeon]

Did you get the remembrance

[supple shoal]

Gael is perfection.

[marsh cape]

unless your whole strategy is to hold your shield up and pray, the lifesteal is barely an issue

[modest walrus]

One of my novels is about a high school kid learning about a VR MMO and deciding to confront an entity that brought him childhood trauma

[fluid trout]

I like malenia but she is one of the most flawed bosses they've ever made

[edgy egret]

is rat brain another one of those trendslop insults people think are cute until everyone stops using it, as well? how pitiable

[cold dock]

Yea he dropped his great rune

[celest remnant]

They serve as both observers, arbiters, and the final "winners" of this initial story. I plan on the final page being an asset reclaimant project dossier to serve as a stark contrast to the visceral, organic horror of Clancys death, a reminder that everything is just a commodity, even the human experience.

(The dossier will also handle the big reveal of the story)

[cold dock]

Not great rune

Remebereance

[marsh cape]

she has one poorly designed attack (waterfowl) but apart from that i think she hasnt got any significant flaws

[modest walrus]

Honestly, I think the word "slop" is itself way overused these days

[nova jetty]

Billie Eilish is so good

[marsh cape]

the lifesteal is genuinely not the issue everyone thinks it is lmao

[modest walrus]

It's literally used for anything a person doesn't like sometimes

[marsh cape]

ive deadass seen people here call good games "qualityslop"

[edgy egret]

true, but 'rat brain' sounds like some kindergarten insult

[worn wigeon]

Waterfowl is poorly designed but fine when you learn how to dodge

[supple shoal]

Hyper armor on most of her moves is quite annoying

[edgy egret]

like when you're trying not to say a bad word haha

[nova jetty]

A lot of people say this but I really disagree. What's so flawed about her? There are plenty ways to go about the fight

[modest walrus]

kinda reminds me of the classic "birdbrain" insult

[worn wigeon]

They should have just made it so she has more poise and doesn’t flinch as much

[marsh cape]

the only attack where the hyperarmour is even noticable for me let alone an issue is the kick

even then the kick is insanely easy to punish

[edgy egret]

rats are actually pretty smart, so i think i'd find another animal to atleast bewilder if i were to try to downplay someone's intellect

[fluid trout]

skewer really anoys me

[timid wigeon]

.

[marsh cape]

the thrust attack? again thats one thats easy to dodge and easy to punish

[edgy egret]

parryslop

[marsh cape]

if youre getting hit by that its because youre getting greedy with your attacks

[supple shoal]

What do yall think of PCR?

[nova jetty]

Hardest boss FromSoft ever made

[fluid nova]

Who wants to fight

[fluid trout]

worst boss fromsoft has made except maybe bed of chaos i hate that one too

[fluid nova]

My sign is at the bird farm

[worn wigeon]

Not enough strafes in the fight

[fluid nova]

I NEED more worthy opponents

[worn wigeon]

It’s just roll roll roll

[marsh cape]

fun moveset ruined by not being able to see in phase 2

[worn wigeon]

And jump for the clone and meteor

[still wren]

thats like, most sote bosses

[marsh cape]

like i want to like pcr but i just cant see because its too damn bright

[worn wigeon]

Also Miquella needs to cut his long ass hair

[fluid trout]

I dont like i cant tell what his moves are in phase 2 therefore cant learn them

[nova jetty]

Miquella is SSJ3

[marsh cape]

other sote bosses like messmer or rellana are actually fun and have interesting strafe/jump options

[worn wigeon]

PCR does it the worst though, messmer can be strafed and jumped

[modest walrus]

Now that's a birdbrain enemy

[marsh cape]

hell midra even lets you crouch under one of his attacks

[supple shoal]

I think Messmer was the only fun SOTE boss

[fluid trout]

rellana?

[marsh cape]

meh i disagree

[fluid trout]

I hate the putrescent knight that boss annoys me

[worn wigeon]

I like pretty much all dlc bosses besides meytr

[marsh cape]

i like pretty much every SOTE major boss besides pcr and metyr

[supple shoal]

That one is goofy at least

[cinder compass]

Will coop mod get my account banned …

[worn wigeon]

Mwah

[supple shoal]

No

[marsh cape]

its kinda funny most of my fav fromsoft bosses arent even from souls games

[still wren]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-say-bleh-1--k01KRWCYSQMFKZWVDZSM1EJDAP5

[marsh cape]

armoured core too goated

[still wren]

literally all khazan bosses > all sote main bosses

[worn wigeon]

What are you puking for

[supple shoal]

Runs through its own servers so just launch in offline and you're chill

[supple shoal]

That game is so bad dawg lets be fr

[marsh cape]

modding the game is against bandai's terms of service so maybe dont talk about it here

[still wren]

https://klipy.com/gifs/takanelui-1--k01KRWD09FSZF5E7HV2GQGRG2TQ

[marsh cape]

shuwa really only got mod to post gifs huh why am i moderating for you bro

[supple shoal]

Some people are just born on that cobb

[marsh cape]

bro dont 😭 react me DO YOUR JOB

[still wren]

it is time to uninstall wwm

[grave bay]

so bad the studio closed over it

[modest walrus]

Metyr really annoyed me the first time, but with my third character I shredded her second try

granted, that was the boss where I swapped my talismans into Ritual Shield and the Flask-up talisman, so that might've made it easier

but still, she went down really fast

[worn wigeon]

At least she takes extra damage in that fleshy area 🥹

[modest walrus]

Where she creates the fingercreepers, right?

[worn wigeon]

Yeah

Extra poise damage as well

Very tasty

[modest walrus]

Was fun seeing myself evade so many of her attacks

[lost hatch]

For Steam Families do I need to log into my friends account for them to join?

[ebon forge]

like fr XDD

[covert marsh]

Oi

[uncut briar]

what's up everyone?

[uncut briar]

Yes

[summer shell]

Guys uh don’t take this as spam but genuine question whats the easiest way to get rune drops?

[uncut briar]

killing enemies

[marsh cape]

just play the game like a normal person

kill enemies and bosses and stuff

[summer shell]

Chill bro I was lvl 713💔 and my like game got corrupted one night and I had to reset it

[uncut briar]

if you're having problem just watch a tutorial of a starter build with bloodhound fang

[uncut briar]

if you've arleady done so much stuff that you reached level 713 and don't wanna play the game normally i don't see why you should play it at all

[dusky dune]

Sacred relic sword albinaurics for post game

[novel talon]

Hello hello

[upper bolt]

so i was talking to petey right
you take some gabgool put it in your sandwich
then you got a gabagool sandwich it’s how it work

you don’t understand it me
you don’t understand the gabagoo like i do

[winter oak]

Hello everyone

[dusky dune]

Hellooo

[modest walrus]

There are a few field bosses you can cheese at any level, including: Night's Cavalry (Dragonbarrow), the bridge dragon closeby, Elder Dragon Greyoll, Deathright Bird (Caelid), and Draconic Tree Sentinel (guarding Leyndell Capitol

[raw torrent]

Where’s my crown because the ruler is back

[dusky dune]

You're not asciimov

[worn wigeon]

And the caelid bell bearing hunter

[dusky dune]

Even just saying his name shakes me with unbearable aura

[worn wigeon]

All in favor of revolting against this one?