general-discussion

[cloud crypt]

who the actuall f¨gave me a trash can

[jagged widget]

good afternoon corv

[lilac fossil]

Preorderd

[errant summit]

Sighhhhh

[trim harbor]

Snake toy aren't invisible here

[paper seal]

hello hello quacklings

[trim harbor]

You*

[errant summit]

Rude ahh

[cloud crypt]

f this poopster guy 😢

[wanton scaffold]

-# bad things will happen tonight

[lilac fossil]

How wild?

[trim harbor]

Okay wait how is he doing that

[cloud crypt]

@rough agate Im getting bullieds

bullied

[jagged widget]

-#

[lilac fossil]

Bullieds????

[native stream]

its always interesting to me to see people who think they should have the role without knowing the requirements to get said role

[wanton scaffold]

I'm here

Guys stop it before i step in

[lilac fossil]

You are not safe tonight

[plain spear]

Eden wts up girl? How u doing?

[cloud crypt]

yuh

[cedar matrix]

hi ace 👀👀

[native stream]

maleniaing while I wait for ac syndicate to finish downloading

[cloud crypt]

step in rn

[dawn sable]

I mean, they just see the fact it has image perms so they immediately want it

[lilac fossil]

Step in it

[plain spear]

Uhhh, thats a pretty good game, enjoy it

[native stream]

true lol

[lilac fossil]

Should i change my name?

[wanton scaffold]

@native stream can you give me a nice and clean hand of malenia build?

[cloud crypt]

yes

[cedar matrix]

hello!

[lilac fossil]

Alright

[errant summit]

Yeah, use anything else

[dawn sable]

Who are u 👋 hello

[cedar matrix]

can we be friends?

[errant summit]

( I’m joking)

[lilac fossil]

Here done

[cedar matrix]

hii

[native stream]

Spooky image perms I use to post clips of one of my wives

[dawn sable]

I'm only friends with people who got the BUM tag sorry 👋 👋

[wanton scaffold]

-# watch for shadows at your windows

[lilac fossil]

How is my new name

[cedar matrix]

whats that..?

[native stream]

Level and starting class? It'll also be a min I gotta run to the bathroom

[trim harbor]

Magician

[dawn sable]

Equip it.

[nova canyon]

Who up trash reacting

[cloud crypt]

alr guys lets finish the discussion, kill or spare all merchants

[plain spear]

Jajaj

[wanton scaffold]

Level is 145 starting class is Samurai

[cedar matrix]

from what server?.

[errant summit]

I was joking 😭 😭

[grave kindle]

Oh no I get that :<< give it yoir self breaks tho!!

[lilac fossil]

How is my new name

[dawn sable]

Why did she just stare at you for that long 😭

[cloud crypt]

y'all suck at er, im js better

[lilac fossil]

Will you come over?

[plain spear]

I try😥

[wanton scaffold]

-# The Wolf doesn't joke

[cedar matrix]

what happens if i dm milk bro

[trim harbor]

I guess bro ig

[dawn sable]

It is most definitely a name, yes

[wanton scaffold]

Infection

[cedar matrix]

thats horrible man

[dawn sable]

You know.

[lilac fossil]

Thanks

[errant summit]

I’m not a wolf, and neither are you

You’re a snake 🙂

[cloud crypt]

js saying i beat elden beast first try

[native stream]

Enamoured by my beauty

[wanton scaffold]

I'm not a furry

[lilac fossil]

Hey will you come over?

[ashen gust]

lol

[errant summit]

Ooookay?

[cedar matrix]

... bro when i left it got tooken of.

[cloud crypt]

any1 reacting w trashcan is a g** femboy

[dawn sable]

U can still equip it.

[cedar matrix]

I wil.

[errant summit]

Was with or without torrent

[lilac fossil]

Should name myself malenia without clothes

[cloud crypt]

without

[dawn sable]

What's wrong with being a gay femboy

[errant summit]

Bc you used to not be able to ride the horse in that boss fight, it was still easy but yeah

[hot dome]

youre allowed to say gay here

[wanton scaffold]

Where Omni-man, WHERE IS HE!?

[plain spear]

Btw @grave kindle wts ur favourite game currently?

[errant summit]

Alr Abraham calm down

[glossy quartz]

Guys what’s the strat against Maliketh with blasphemous blade?

[wanton scaffold]

Yes

[cloud crypt]

js saying, elden beast s ezz

[lilac fossil]

Bet

[nova canyon]

Dude censoring gay like its a slur

[wanton scaffold]

Malenia 2nd phase

[ashen gust]

Mine Is Peak Souls

[errant summit]

Yes, this is known

[wanton scaffold]

Sh*wer

[dawn sable]

Also you can still trash react that message

[lilac fossil]

Eazy done

[plain spear]

Leon, how u doing bro

[errant summit]

Radagon is harder than it is and he’s easy too sadly

[wanton scaffold]

What was your build

[grave kindle]

gotta dm and find out

[lilac fossil]

How is my new name

[ashen gust]

i am doing great what about you ace ?

[cloud crypt]

job application

[errant summit]

🔥

[nova canyon]

Pooper youve seen me, what about me looks like a femboy to you✌️😭

[plain spear]

Doing cool, u know

[lilac fossil]

Thanks

[wanton scaffold]

@native stream are you making my hand of malenia build

[cloud crypt]

backhandblades keen build w bloodflame and flame grant me str

[grave kindle]

i love terraria and sky cotl... i wanted to come on here and learn abt elden ring cos its apparently very good

[ashen gust]

yeah like a million bucks

[dawn sable]

Shave ur beard and we'll work on it

[nova canyon]

Hell no

[lilac fossil]

So you larp???

[nova canyon]

I love my goatee

[dawn sable]

Too bad

[grave kindle]

huhh?

[plain spear]

Pretty cool game, u have good taste, u should try no mans sky

[lilac fossil]

Larper alert

[cloud crypt]

max dex

[grave kindle]

i just dont have £50 i cant lie

[lilac fossil]

Watch it on yt

[grave kindle]

idk how to pirate games TwT movies is more my street

[cloud crypt]

i so so so wish i could drop an andrew tate sticker

[grave kindle]

breathe air..?

[cloud crypt]

imagine a sticker saying brokie

[jagged widget]

<@&910556792730292286> multiple offenses

[wanton scaffold]

No f*mboys in it though

[lilac fossil]

huh

[grave kindle]

yeah i am broke

[hexed knoll]

When you look at someone through rose coloured glasses, all red flags just look like flags

[lilac fossil]

How

[grave kindle]

awww

[cedar matrix]

bro where milk L scams

[cloud crypt]

<@&910556792730292286> ppl wanna pirate

[lilac fossil]

Ayo chill

I was joking

[jagged widget]

taking the credit eh?

[cloud crypt]

theres pirates at sea rn

[grave kindle]

i dont wanna pirate games TwT

[dawn sable]

Ping Community Mod team a third time

[cloud crypt]

we'll share cred

[hexed knoll]

Ahoy!

[lilac fossil]

I was joking chilll

[cedar matrix]

@cominty mod team
hello

[teal geode]

[hexed knoll]

😭

[cloud crypt]

i wanna see every1 @ them

[grave kindle]

thats why i was talking abt that i have no money cos i buy games

[cloud crypt]

would be funny

[grave kindle]

and yes i AM broke

[lilac fossil]

I said watch it on yt

[grave kindle]

and yes i will wait until i can afford it

[jagged widget]

be careful of what you say @cloud crypt
youre making powerful enemies

[cloud crypt]

powerfull?

[grave kindle]

and i wanna learn if its fully down my lane b4 i buy it

[teal geode]

We can see your deleted messages btw

[cloud crypt]

mods r js chill or not chill ppl behind a chair my dude

[fervent zodiac]

oh moderators!!!!

[jagged widget]

⭐ ⭐ ⭐

[native stream]

And are still people deserving of respect nod nod

[cloud crypt]

most in er server r chill

dark souls server lil less

[velvet canopy]

wazzap

[jagged widget]

hi

[cloud crypt]

sinn s the least chill, verry scary mod

[hexed knoll]

They all come out from behind a wall in a suit and fedora, clicking their fingers in rhythmic unison.

[grave kindle]

dosent mean we should exploit them..

[velvet canopy]

me?

hell no

[teal geode]

oooh he a killa

[karmic whale]

guys i ruined my first playthrough with walkthrough gameplays i didnt even complete the game am i cooked? 😭 💀

[fervent zodiac]

thats so badass

[teal geode]

dealt with thank u guys

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-girl-wildfrost-gif-11174421550568599762

[hexed knoll]

You’re welcome

[outer gate]

PIZZA FOR DINNER TODAY

[native stream]

@teal geode

[cloud crypt]

sinn scarry as hell

[teal geode]

Not YOU

[velvet canopy]

wat i do to be scary lmao

[hexed knoll]

All in a days work am I right?

[cloud crypt]

idk man,

[karmic whale]

hi...

[dawn sable]

W

[cloud crypt]

sinn help me out rq

poopster been bullying me entire time

[native stream]

Wahoo!

[cloud crypt]

w trash emote reactions on my chats

[native stream]

Im undecided on what I wanna do for dinner

[velvet canopy]

good

w poopster

[hexed knoll]

Light bulb ahh eyes 😭

[native stream]

He a killer

[cloud crypt]

sinn not chill like that

[grave kindle]

is me being on this server when i dont own the game really larping..?

[teal geode]

Sweeter than glucose

[dawn sable]

🥹

[cloud crypt]

mods ban sinn

[outer gate]

type of dog named "worldwide domination"

[teal geode]

No everyone is welcome here

[blazing berry]

Hello, you.

[hexed knoll]

Soft as mushrooms

[teal geode]

Unless they’re mean or evil

[grave kindle]

okii :3

[hexed knoll]

Or mean and evil

[grave kindle]

im very evil >:)

[cloud crypt]

sinn s evil

[native stream]

Maybe I will get the malenia kill today

Or maybe I will play AC syndicate until I drop

[velvet canopy]

insert diablo gif

[dawn sable]

Why would you kill your wife

[jagged widget]

don't listen to the souls of the damned
welcome to ercord

[dawn sable]

That sounds counterproductive

[cloud crypt]

insert baldurs gate 3 guy saying no

[outer gate]

Today I will idk

[native stream]

She would do the same for me

[teal geode]

He cost like a quarter million

[hexed knoll]

It’s productive, in some ways…

[dawn sable]

Have you tried asking her or are you assuming

Communication is key

[hot dome]

dw theres plenty of people here that join just to ask if the games good

[narrow orbit]

Withers?

[cloud crypt]

make me mod for 1 sec

i need revenge

[dawn sable]

Elaborate

[hexed knoll]

It’s kill or be killed.

[cloud crypt]

guy w white hair, weird ah facial expressions

[velvet canopy]

never finished bg3 i need to

[cloud crypt]

u should my dude

[velvet canopy]

i killed astarion and dropped it

[grave kindle]

kill or kill be world

[void widget]

I got elder ring 2 weeks ago but I don't know any good early game swords are

[native stream]

Im pretty sure

[narrow orbit]

Describes so many

[wild pier]

Hi

[dawn sable]

Marriage counselling exists

[cloud crypt]

cover art dude

[narrow orbit]

Hello

[glossy quartz]

Guys why does my blasphemous blade genuinely do no damage even tho it’s +9

[hexed knoll]

A hero would kill their love to save the world, a villain would kill the world to save their love.

[velvet canopy]

pretty sure ur talking about astarion atp

[narrow orbit]

Astarion

[cloud crypt]

because ur the one holding it

[hot dome]

life is strange ending

[glossy quartz]

Damn man

[hazy sand]

Hello

[stoic iron]

uuuuh

[bitter violet]

Ooooo gottem!

[narrow orbit]

What are your stats, talismans and what are you hitting?

[hexed knoll]

Peak mentioned

[native stream]

Send your equipment page in #builds I will help out

[outer gate]

Does it have a big red X on it when you try to equip it

are you fighting something highly resistant to fire

[glossy quartz]

No

I’m trying to fight Maliketh

[hot dome]

cant believe they gave us those 2 options at the end and actually expected it to be a hard decision

[dawn sable]

This would be worth to bring up in a counselling session. She should not be cutting you down to tiny pieces. Probably.

[cloud crypt]

mods ban average for absolutely no reason

jk 🙁

[glossy quartz]

Well I got the right stats for the blade

[hazy sand]

I do not see the issue

[teal geode]

Hell nawh

[velvet canopy]

can mods mute this thunder person plz

[native stream]

She does it with love its okay

[cloud crypt]

sigh

[narrow orbit]

And you're hitting what? Most of its damage comes from the ash of war
And that scales with Faith

[native stream]

Smile

[outer gate]

Best I finished treadmill

[hexed knoll]

Bay over bae of course! 😃
Right?
Right…?

[grave kindle]

what they do

[teal geode]

My cat is sleeping next to me

[hot dome]

indeed

[velvet canopy]

exist idk

[outer gate]

SHOW

[glossy quartz]

I am doing it but it deals like 2-3k and Maliketh is fast I can’t even use it

[grave kindle]

aah

[cloud crypt]

ban sinn

[dawn sable]

Best: wow, congrats!!

[cloud crypt]

bad pfp

[narrow orbit]

2-3k per hit sounds very good though

[cloud crypt]

reason enough

[lean gate]

Agreed hes a bully

[cloud crypt]

yup

[velvet canopy]

how dare you say that about beni

[narrow orbit]

Maliketh only has like 10k HP anyway

[teal geode]

She looks so damn evil even though she came to me willingly

[glossy quartz]

Yeah but I can’t even get it off

[dawn sable]

Try using torchpole and lmk if u still think that's a bad damage output

[velvet canopy]

wat never

[lean gate]

I got proof

[teal geode]

YEAHHH

[cloud crypt]

apologise then sinn

[velvet canopy]

never

[glossy quartz]

How can I increase the speed of it tho

[cloud crypt]

i also got proof

[narrow orbit]

Well you need to time your attacks better
Look for new openings

[lean gate]

Can we demote sinn

[velvet canopy]

student debt jokes incoming

[hexed knoll]

Gen chat is booming. Well done guys, our product has a bonus of over 25% thanks to all of you. We’ll celebrate at mine later 🍾 🥳 💰

[outer gate]

Mine does that too

[dawn sable]

Promote Sinn to Elden Lord

[cloud crypt]

can we demote sinn to the lowest

[glossy quartz]

Bros too fast

[outer gate]

what in tarnation could be making you so mad

[cloud crypt]

promote wolfik to elden elden lord

[lean gate]

YES

[dawn sable]

Can we ban Thunder

[teal geode]

Bloodclot comes over to cuddle then complains

[hexed knoll]

NO

[velvet canopy]

theres a no debt requirement

wouldnt work

[narrow orbit]

Try countering some of his attacks with the Blasphemous Claw from Bernahl. That will lend you openings

[lean gate]

Bro get out ur a side character

[velvet canopy]

LMAO

[outer gate]

[cloud crypt]

notwolfik lemme be ur right hand so i can bully sinn back

[hexed knoll]

I’m THE character

[lean gate]

deal

[dawn sable]

??? Why did you name your cat Bloodclot??

[cloud crypt]

abuse of cat right there

[humble gyro]

What’s y’all’s favorite build and weapons??

[glossy quartz]

do I have to beat bernahl for it?

[narrow orbit]

Yes

[cloud crypt]

all cause of sinn

[lean gate]

Not telling

[glossy quartz]

Where is he at

[velvet canopy]

listen theres no proof

[cloud crypt]

we both have proof

[velvet canopy]

im innocent

[cloud crypt]

apologise rn

[narrow orbit]

Opposite end of the bridge to Maliketh

[velvet canopy]

nah

i dont think i will

[teal geode]

Her name is Meggy actually

[glossy quartz]

Alright thanks guys

[cloud crypt]

best ban sinn

[hexed knoll]

Where’s blood clot from? 😭

[teal geode]

How about I just ban you instead huh how bout dat

[velvet canopy]

W

[teal geode]

I call things Bloodclot because it’s funny

[cloud crypt]

-mute @velvet canopy 100y- bullying

[lean gate]

L best

[cloud crypt]

abuse of power

[velvet canopy]

let me try that

[outer gate]

he calls me that

it's not nice

[dawn sable]

Thank god. I was actually imagining you calling it Bloodclot

[narrow orbit]

You go faith/int with hexes or pyromancy or whatever. Santier's spear, loyce greatsword, drakeblood knight sword
And it hits just right

[hexed knoll]

W best. looks to the side, definetely not asking for promotion

[teal geode]

I call you the nicest things ever

[cloud crypt]

all those mods r abusing rn

[lean gate]

why are you here

[cloud crypt]

atp make wolfskin owner

[teal geode]

In polish that’d be Strup and calling a cat that name sounds like an awesome idea

[cloud crypt]

wolfik

[outer gate]

• bloodclot
• chud
• chungus

[hexed knoll]

Why NOT

[teal geode]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-tomato-cat-gif-3225906958101392799

[dawn sable]

• Chudbot 9000

[lean gate]

call him pudzian 🥹

[teal geode]

Many other very nice things that you never appreciate

[outer gate]

I DO

[cloud crypt]

-permaban @velvet canopy

[dawn sable]

Look how you're not mentioning them huh

You conveniently forgot about these nice things

[cloud crypt]

it worked

[brazen tangle]

@ember hamlet plz update i love arcane odyssey

[cloud crypt]

hes gone

[outer gate]

called me pookie wookie last night

[velvet canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/enter-password-enter-password-emoji-meme-gif-13420176883601115652

[cloud crypt]

f

[lean gate]

Sinn

Me and thunder challenge u to a duel

[blazing berry]

arigato dattebayo

[cloud crypt]

yuh

[dawn sable]

How convenient.

[velvet canopy]

where and when

[cloud crypt]

rn here

[lean gate]

here. And NOW

[dawn sable]

Challenge him to a Tekken duel

[velvet canopy]

yall are out of sync

[velvet canopy]

do better

[lean gate]

sinn

[cloud crypt]

sinn scared

[velvet canopy]

1v1 tekken

[hexed knoll]

I’m Wolfik! and I’m thunder! Together we are…

[cloud crypt]

1v1 mk

[lean gate]

Tekken is for noobs

[velvet canopy]

which one

[velvet canopy]

u clearly havent played it

[lean gate]

Im giggleshot and i love logan paul

[lean gate]

Just a bad mk copy

[velvet canopy]

mk11 im down

[hexed knoll]

Stop putting words in my mouth 😭

[lean gate]

🇩🇪🇦🇹🇩🇿

[velvet canopy]

empty threats

[dreamy jungle]

Tekken is for pros

[blazing berry]

arigato dattebayo

[lean gate]

2v1 us in chess

[hexed knoll]

Heard u the fifth time twin

[velvet canopy]

send the link buddy

[dreamy jungle]

Ts true and you know it

[hexed knoll]

Who are YOU

[lean gate]

U send it BUDDY

[sharp wigeon]

How much time we will wait for ELDEN RING 2

[blazing berry]

OH sugoi sugoi

[velvet canopy]

i will geniunely send one

[lean gate]

@cloud crypt

[dreamy jungle]

a walking legend

[lean gate]

If we win u gotta ban mwah and giggleshot

[blazing berry]

i dont like that deal

[velvet canopy]

i cant agree to that

[hexed knoll]

B-Baka! Go away… I just… w-well I just wanna be left alone right now. I’m sorry, it’s n-not your f-fault, mwah.

[velvet canopy]

if i win i mute you and thunder for 2 weeks

[lean gate]

NO

[blazing berry]

LOL

[velvet canopy]

HAHAHAH

[lean gate]

whats ur elo in chess

[velvet canopy]

no idea

[narrow orbit]

Elden ring almost took 7 years to develop. Unlikely there will ever be a sequel
Fromsoftware will do another souls game though probably

[velvet canopy]

it used to be 1200

idk what it is now

[hexed knoll]

WHAT

[dreamy jungle]

That's sinister DO IT

[velvet canopy]

probably way lower

[blazing berry]

dont be scared wolfik take the deal

[lean gate]

Lets change the game

[velvet canopy]

LMAO

[lean gate]

how about checkers

[velvet canopy]

obv its a joke i wont mute anyone

[sharp wigeon]

💀

[velvet canopy]

but we can play for fun

[blazing berry]

thats no fun

[lean gate]

i want something for a win though

[hexed knoll]

There has to be some sort of stakes

[velvet canopy]

well ur not gonna get anything

[lean gate]

ban mwah and giggleshot 🙏

[soft osprey]

Probably tomorrow

[velvet canopy]

besides maybe a chance to say you beat me at something

[lean gate]

A chance?

[velvet canopy]

mhm

[lean gate]

u mean 100%?

[nova canyon]

Look mark i made a steak

[velvet canopy]

1v1 cs

[hexed knoll]

A steak?!

[dreamy jungle]

yes.

[lean gate]

NO

[nova canyon]

Yes, a steak

[sharp wigeon]

Or maybe today

[velvet canopy]

im bad trust

[hexed knoll]

No, you don’t get to call me that!

[lean gate]

boy i dont play cs 😭⛸️🐑

[nova canyon]

But we can be bees!

[velvet canopy]

alr what do u play

[lean gate]

good games

[dreamy jungle]

Yes u do

[velvet canopy]

u wanted to challege me

pick a game XD

[nova canyon]

Sinn wen u playing hello kitty adventures

[hexed knoll]

Mark, this is good news. We can finally be bees.

[velvet canopy]

i do everyday before work

[grave bay]

tennis irl

[lean gate]

Fight me irl

[hexed knoll]

Oh yeah Wolfik we were supposed to play my little pony tycoon today you asked me remember?

[velvet canopy]

woah

no

violence is not the answer

[lean gate]

um

[velvet canopy]

cat

cute

[lean gate]

sinn do u have a cat

[dreamy jungle]

Sometimes it is

[velvet canopy]

no

[hexed knoll]

Why not

[velvet canopy]

ingame

[lean gate]

do u have any pets

[velvet canopy]

no

i want a cat tho

[grave bay]

what da

[lean gate]

do u have anything

[native stream]

I lowk got distracted with chores hold up

[velvet canopy]

no

[hexed knoll]

Life is one big chore

[grave bay]

life is a MLM

[lean gate]

Start taking payments for each bulid

[hexed knoll]

Life is a tragedy to those who feel,
But a comedy to those who think.
To those who think and feel, it is hell.

[lean gate]

One bulid = 10$

[nova canyon]

Is Socrates really dead

[native stream]

I would get banned from the server and sued for all the money I made off of it

[hexed knoll]

You spelled giggleshot wrong

[lean gate]

Im a goated laywer dw

I could win ANY case.

[hexed knoll]

gng u cant beat a 1200 elo player in chess

[nova canyon]

0 out 0 cases won thats 100% win rate

[lean gate]

AY

[native stream]

Put Wolfik against Bandai's lawyers I'm sure that'll end well

[lean gate]

Giggleshot i will literally 1v1 u in chess

[hexed knoll]

Innocent until proven guilty

[lean gate]

ant(bandai's laywers) vs a nuke (me) not really fair

[velvet canopy]

wolfik vs student debt

[lean gate]

I dont even have any 😭

[native stream]

do what you wish with the leftover points

[hexed knoll]

Me and Wolfik are two sides of the same coin

[lean gate]

who are you

[hexed knoll]

Umm, hello?

[native stream]

I made myself a coffee and no I no longer require more snacks I think

[hexed knoll]

Does coffee kill hunger

[soft osprey]

Maybe yesterday

[lean gate]

ngl i feel like i coulf beat 99% of people here in chess

[hexed knoll]

You can’t beat 490,000 people in chess

[lean gate]

Bro i can

atleast 100k barely played it

I outskill the 200k

190k might give me a lil trouble but i win

[native stream]

A temporary appetite supressant in some people yes

[gusty mist]

hi

[lean gate]

hi

[hexed knoll]

The chances of you beating Magnus carlsen with arbitrary moves is lower than your hand going through a table

[velvet canopy]

brutal

[lean gate]

i could beat magnus in like 300k attempts

[nova canyon]

Whats your elo

[lean gate]

i dunno

[hexed knoll]

Arbitrary as in guessing

[velvet canopy]

do u know how the pieces move

[lean gate]

whats his elo

[velvet canopy]

lets start there

[nova canyon]

Doubt

[lean gate]

yes i played chess

[granite nacelle]

Feels the aura

[lean gate]

I beat a 1500 bot once

[hexed knoll]

Once.

[granite nacelle]

Feels the aura even more

[nova canyon]

Why is he lying

[velvet canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/twd-twd-meme-stop-acting-like-you-know-the-way-ahead-there-are-no-rules-man-were-lost-twd-were-lost-gif-27684848

[lean gate]

I can screenshot

[granite nacelle]

Chess.com bots don't really play like their elo

[nova canyon]

Forgery

[hexed knoll]

Congratulations you’re still buns 😭

[nova canyon]

Arent we all tho

[lean gate]

Im mid diffing u lil bro

[hexed knoll]

Maybe if we put all of our brain cells together we won’t be

[blazing berry]

giggleshitter

[lean gate]

#media-and-links apologize. @nova canyon

[nova canyon]

6 or 7 braincells

[granite nacelle]

I remember when I had my lil chess maincharacter arc and I thought i was gonna be a grandmaster I was humbled in every way possible

[hexed knoll]

That’s 2/3. say my name 3 times and something terrible happens, I’m like beetlejuice

[lean gate]

Giggleshot

Ur giving a 5'6 the funny friend vibe

[native stream]

Yippee

[hexed knoll]

I’m 6’4 and still hilarious yo

[grave bay]

chess would be cool if I didn't have to play more than like one match a month

[lean gate]

godskin duo is dissapointed

[lean gate]

6'4 sideways

[nova canyon]

Dudes always be over 6 feet on discord somehow

[hexed knoll]

BRO 😭

[native stream]

-guy who hasn't killed gduo without sleep pots even once

[lean gate]

I am tho

[blazing berry]

bloody mary?

[lean gate]

ive never used sleep pots on them

[blazing berry]

giggleshitter giggleshitter giggleshitter

[lean gate]

watchu mean 😭

[grave bay]

6ft is average

[native stream]

uh huh

[hexed knoll]

Beetle. Juice.

[granite nacelle]

Everyone on discord is 5'4

[lean gate]

eden.

[native stream]

next you're gonna tell me you're 6'5

[lean gate]

I AM

[nova canyon]

In which country bro

[blazing berry]

giggleshitter giggleshitter giggleshitter

[velvet canopy]

netherlands probably

[nova canyon]

Straight up lying

[hexed knoll]

BS

[hot panther]

'We will' is pronounced as IwI

[lean gate]

Im polish. Polish people are tall

[grave bay]

japan

[hexed knoll]

6’5 sideways 😭

[lean gate]

I swear im 6'5 on everything i love

[nova canyon]

Lewandowski

[lean gate]

what does he have to do with anything

[blazing berry]

did someone say... M- MASSIVE???

[nova canyon]

Idk hes the only polish person i know

[lean gate]

Forgot about me

[velvet canopy]

u know best

[lean gate]

Best is polish?

[nova canyon]

Right

[velvet canopy]

i believe so

best is 6'5

trust

[lean gate]

maybe if i beg him he will ban the experts that bully me 🥹

[hexed knoll]

That’s on u gng

[lean gate]

And one certain mod aswell

[lean gate]

WDYM

[hexed knoll]

Cough cough sinn cough cough

[velvet canopy]

may they all continue bullying you

[lean gate]

yes

[hexed knoll]

You brought all of the bullying on yourself twin

[blazing berry]

why is m*mmy filtered

[native stream]

you love the attention

[lean gate]

NO

go play ac

[hexed knoll]

Why would you possibly need to say THAT for

[native stream]

because the perverts outnumber the children

[velvet canopy]

dont expose them

[blazing berry]

uhm

[lean gate]

thats it

[idle mesa]

Just beat Lorian and lothric chat

[lean gate]

@hexed knoll im going on a training arc

[idle mesa]

DS3 is peak

[hexed knoll]

Come back stronger. See you post time skip

[nova canyon]

Weight loss arc lets goo

[lean gate]

LMAO

[native stream]

now do it without rolling

(genuinely impossible if you don't loop them its kinda funny)

[lean gate]

i will. NEVER be bullied again

[hexed knoll]

One day or day one

[idle mesa]

Lothric orbs of doom and despair are so much more fun once you realise you can time the rolls with Lorians slashes

[lean gate]

i need a new hat

[dusky dune]

lothric and lorian no roll made me less insane than nameless king no roll

[nova canyon]

Hes lying he never played ds3

[dusky dune]

nk no roll was lowk traumatic to me 😔

[native stream]

I first tried L&L casually so I don't even know how you fight them with rolls 😭

nk no roll is why I've dropped ds3 sl1 no roll for so long

[idle mesa]

lol

[dusky dune]

go to a specific spot at the wall and play roundabout with them

[hexed kernel]

you can either go to a secret area or final boss now

[idle mesa]

Yeah yeah I know, thanks!

[dusky dune]

yep final boss or ringed city dlc

[plain spear]

No reason for being rude bro

[dusky dune]

who this

[idle mesa]

I still have Oceiros, champion gundyr and nameless in base game

[hexed kernel]

i was talking about archdragon peak

[lean gate]

HUH

[native stream]

I ADORE champ gundyr

[nova canyon]

You're worst nightmare pal

[hexed kernel]

do oceiros and champion gundyr then

[dusky dune]

I love champion gundyr but he doesn't love me

[idle mesa]

That’s the plan

[blazing berry]

now he turned water into wine, what a useless superpower. a real god should make them cower

[plain spear]

???

[dusky dune]

i only have soc and the ringed city bosses left

[idle mesa]

Do you guys thinks there’s a ds3 boss that genuinely unfair at times?

[dusky dune]

but fml i lost my usb man

[native stream]

Riveting gameplay

[blazing berry]

are you a starlighter

[dusky dune]

casually not really

[idle mesa]

My first playthrough which was a few years back stopped at Aldrich

[plain spear]

???

[native stream]

I have all the dlc bosses + nk left

[dusky dune]

ohh right aldrich, though i still wouldnt say that bad casually

[final breach]

why did I just invade a nerd who uses magic

[native stream]

I'd probably have finished the stupid thing by now if it weren't for my lack of DSA

[hexed kernel]

also after champion gundyr,
theres a new place that you unlock which would look familar
poke around walls there and you will find something very interesting

[hexed kernel]

not at all

[dusky dune]

You missed out on it?? 😭

[brazen badger]

Whats best weapon for dlc

[plain spear]

Hey cosmic, how u doing?

[dusky dune]

on my casual sl1 i asked a friend for dsa

[wanton merlin]

Dlc acquired

[idle mesa]

They’re all so awesome but then there’s Aldrich phase 2. And he just spams the arrows plus the soul spears

[hexed kernel]

who are you?

[dusky dune]

though he abused me in pvp first

[hexed kernel]

meh aldrich is easy
very easy

[plain spear]

Ace, how bout u

[idle mesa]

Not my feelings towards the boss personally T-T but depends on the person obviously

[native stream]

I killed Sirris for drip not realising the weapon was connected to her questline

[hexed kernel]

i do not recognise you

[native stream]

So now I gotta use millwood axe and drakeblood gs

[hexed kernel]

aldrich is really overhated
its a solid boss

[native stream]

if anything I prefer it this way because its more weapon variety

[plain spear]

I was just being nice

[blazing berry]

whats the box made of deep

[hexed kernel]

oh

[native stream]

but I would still really like to get kills fast yk

[lean gate]

Zinc homelander

[idle mesa]

Idk sometimes I appreciate bosses more on ng+

Maybe he will change my mind

[blazing berry]

correct.. again

[native stream]

aldrich is pretty unfun for no roll, can't say for casual

[hexed kernel]

i appreciated pontiff sulyvahn way more on NG+ and beyond yes

[native stream]

guy has no like HP either way

[idle mesa]

Loved pontiff

[lean gate]

oh it was supoosed to be just zinc

[native stream]

pontiff is similar in the sense that he's a fantastic no roll boss but also suffers from low health

[idle mesa]

He felt so unbeatable for a long time, and then the first time I got to his phase 2 I beat him

[hexed kernel]

i am alright i guess

[lean gate]

Zinc homelander is 1st

[idle mesa]

It was great

[native stream]

the dude dies in like 30 seconds even at sl1

[idle mesa]

Real

[native stream]

let me see how long my kill was quickly

[blazing berry]

they gave tracer a fatty in fortnite

[lavish yacht]

Great boss just wish he had more

[lean gate]

Huh

[narrow orbit]

Aldrich as a fight is quite boring for me

New generation Pinwheel

[blazing berry]

?

[narrow orbit]

Wait that's crystal sage already

[idle mesa]

On the topic of Aldrich

[native stream]

yeah 😭
this was with suboptimal damage too

[hexed kernel]

more like old generation rennala

[idle mesa]

Anor londo felt a bit…empty

[narrow orbit]

Yeah it's quite empty in both games

[plain spear]

Cool then

[hexed kernel]

i mean
thats what it literally is after sulyvahn and aldrich took over anor londo and irithyll
makes sense

[idle mesa]

Londo isn’t boring in ds1 bro

[idle mesa]

I mean the actual area, I wish it was a bit more fleshed out. It’s pretty much just the end of ds1 Londo. I wanted to revisit that solaire bonfire but eh no big deal

[native stream]

only boss shorter than this was crystal sage I think

[idle mesa]

Say, how do I access painted world dlc?

[lavish yacht]

Gael

[idle mesa]

Man. That’s just awesome 👍🏻

[hexed folio]

any tips for a person who never played elden ring

[hexed kernel]

buy it
then go to cathedral and go upto gael

[idle mesa]

Oh okay thanks

[narrow orbit]

Well I found it quite empty. Silver Knights can be fun to fight I suppose but the giants and the demons are just meh

And there is a lot of empty space in between

[idle mesa]

Explore first fight later

[hexed kernel]

do not ragequit and keep playing
if you wanna know anything you don't understand, just ask here or in #community-help

[raven fern]

Idk..,,

[native stream]

silver knights? I think you mean free souls and titanite (please help I've been there for hours to get upgrade materials for my weapons)

[idle mesa]

I’ve committed atrocities against the silver knights

[hexed folio]

im determined.

[sick storm]

Parry victims

Aka 80% of ds1 enemies

[idle mesa]

Shields are for the weak

Joking joking

[hexed folio]

elden ring looks fun

[sick storm]

DS1 has bare hand parry lol

[idle mesa]

It’s a great game

[idle mesa]

Oh yeah good point

[native stream]

parry? nah I'd strafe

[sick storm]

I do kinda miss that

But it's also slightly busted

[idle mesa]

Ever thought of making a YouTube channel called Eden ring

[sick storm]

Ig they could just give it bad parry frames

[native stream]

that would be funny though I do already have a yt lol

[idle mesa]

You’re literally John Elden ring 😭

[native stream]

where else to deposit my insanity

[hexed folio]

what if there was level caps in elden ring

[idle mesa]

I’ll go subscribe

[hexed folio]

I've played so much pokemon

[idle mesa]

Hell yeah.

I love pokemon

[sick storm]

i mean

[hexed folio]

2027 will be peak

[idle mesa]

What’s your favourite? Mines darkrai

[native stream]

elden ring but you can only level once per boss killed

[sick storm]

there are level caps in elden ring

[native stream]

(effectively an all bosses run anyway)

[idle mesa]

Elden ring but I become more Jewish every death

[native stream]

I am a garchomp girl at heart

[hexed folio]

krookodile the goat

[idle mesa]

Cynthia we know this is you

[native stream]

shhh

[idle mesa]

Dark type appreciation day

[native stream]

I think if I were in pokemon I would in fact be a dragon type trainer

[dusky dune]

oh my goodness he geniunely made me insane before i killed him

[idle mesa]

Birdcatcher lance

[sick storm]

sorry but there is only 1 correct choice

i love the silly british sheep

[dusky dune]

on my vid i spent like 30 seconds to a minute dropping stones after he died

[native stream]

he took me 30 minutes total 😭

took me no time at all compared to most other ds3 bosses, I got crazy rng according to jub

[narrow orbit]

Sulyvahn was pretty hard when I first fought him

10 years ago

[native stream]

oldhead

[idle mesa]

If I actually get into med school I’m beating yhorm with my bare fists to celebrate

[native stream]

60 hour kill iirc 💔

[dusky dune]

what 💔

[idle mesa]

On the topic of yhorm…it took me like 2 minutes to find the stormruler in my inventory and siegward got turned into onion soup

[native stream]

I was genuinely so disappointed at how quickly he went down

[dusky dune]

i discovered a shortcut to pontiff and another shortcut to that shortcut to pontiff on my sl1 no roll run

[narrow orbit]

Unemployment final boss

[dusky dune]

like my 3rd playthru

everyone called me stupid in the challenge run channel of dsd they love me

[native stream]

my sl1 no roll was my second ever pt of ds3 lol

[dusky dune]

😭 😭

[native stream]

onebros called me stupid when I was doing the twinces loop wrong

I was under the impression I had to be at Lorian's side when I had to be behind him

[idle mesa]

Genuinely no idea how you managed to no roll lorian

[native stream]

could've saved myself 5 hours of effort

[dusky dune]

i got plenty confused too

[idle mesa]

Is Darkmoon blade worth it? It would awesome on my scythe

[dusky dune]

im very depressed that im one of the only people there who struggled on nk no roll for days

[narrow orbit]

It's a decent buff

[stoic iron]

wtf is that

[idle mesa]

DS3 miracle

[stoic iron]

ah

[native stream]

You just loop him and thats about it
Here's the full kill

[idle mesa]

Cool username

[stoic iron]

thank you

[native stream]

he has an attack you cannot otherwise avoid if you don't loop him

[dusky dune]

beautiful drip

[native stream]

sirris death was worth it trust

[stoic iron]

MID drip

i have 10mb mobile data left and i have to survive roughly 30 mins

is that doable

[blissful elm]

why limited😔

[idle mesa]

HELP youre peekabooing lorian 😭

[native stream]

peekaboo! stab

[stoic iron]

disaster

[idle mesa]

Tis ain’t the case riggatobro

[raw torrent]

No more need to fear for I am here

[idle mesa]

….are we- are we murdering crippled orphans…in…in ds3

[lean gate]

Dont use ur phone

[idle mesa]

😨

[stoic iron]

and do what

[raven fern]

Im a goofy goober yeah

[stoic iron]

im at a hospital i cant really do anything else

[hot dome]

you not got any music downloaded?

[stoic iron]

nope..

[hot dome]

i got like 20gb of music from spotify downloaded for any time i got no signal

[narrow orbit]

Grab a book

[lean gate]

Think about life

[stoic iron]

ive never heard of hospitals with books 😭

[lean gate]

Look outside

[raw torrent]

The very hungry caterpillar

[narrow orbit]

Should have brought one with you

[stoic iron]

true...

[lean gate]

Do yall think u can survive a week without screens and internet

[unkempt junco]

Yes

[idle mesa]

Yeah tbh

[native stream]

I mean yeah

[narrow orbit]

Survive? yes
Happily? no

[unkempt junco]

Plenty of board games to play , physical books , comics to read

[lean gate]

YOU?

[idle mesa]

I’d just read and play piano, also dark souls games are also offline

[native stream]

yes me

[lean gate]

Eden i feel like ur not surviving a day

[native stream]

you think games are the only hard thing I do?

[idle mesa]

We know you’re wolfik bro

[narrow orbit]

How are you going to play dark souls without a screen?

[lean gate]

huh

[native stream]

you wound me wolfik

[idle mesa]

Who said I’m going to look at the screen.

[lean gate]

the truth always hurts 😔

[native stream]

You forget I'm also a writer and reader

[stoic iron]

cro playing ds3 in their head

[raw torrent]

Top 1 gamer

[lean gate]

Ur gonna be like that guy beating ds1 blindfolded

[lean gate]

Ur a writer?

[native stream]

I got plenty of stuff I can do that doesn't involve a screen

[idle mesa]

I know exactly who you’re talking about 😭

[stoic iron]

i can very accurately simulate pcr fight in my head

[native stream]

Yes, a poet and an author (eventually)

[lean gate]

damn i didnt know

[idle mesa]

Awesome I write as well :D never give up on your hobbies chat

[lean gate]

u might survive then

[neat pebble]

any game suggestions? Ive beated elden and ds3, but gotta take fromsoft break

[stoic iron]

my hobbies gave up on me

[neat pebble]

i was thnking 2077 or RE9

[idle mesa]

Fromsoft…break?

Man up and play bloodborne 60 times

[native stream]

2077 could be fun

[unkempt junco]

It’s Discord yiu wouldn’t know much about people other than the mutual enjoyment for games

[neat pebble]

ya. i beat elden ring 3 times and ds3 all in the last 3 months

[stoic iron]

i must say, i did not expect writing a garbage collector to be the hardest part of creating an interpreter

[blissful elm]

dang you can reply

[idle mesa]

Joking joking, try out god of war if you like rpgs

[blissful elm]

i was thinking you gone

[stoic iron]

somehow im still alive

[hot dome]

cyberpunk is amazing

[idle mesa]

Also I’d suggest RE 4 before RE 9

[stoic iron]

discord uses barely any data its crazy

[neat pebble]

i cant force myself into my basement to play the ps5 bro otherwise i would

[neat pebble]

i have the vr one. does that count?

[lean gate]

2077 is really replayable so i recommend that

[idle mesa]

Yo that’s pretty awesome

[unkempt junco]

Witcher 4 2027 😔

[neat pebble]

i havent finished it. i think im on part 2 rn

[lean gate]

i hope they take their time ngl

[idle mesa]

Resident evil is a great franchise

[neat pebble]

would it be fair to feel like gta 6 might flop

[raw torrent]

It’ll be peak though trust

[lean gate]

if they delay it i wont be mad

[unkempt junco]

Yeah same , that’s what matters

[lean gate]

I want it to be flawless

[narrow orbit]

Extremely likely

[lean gate]

They rushed cyberpunk and it kinda showed

[neat pebble]

rockstar is fried if it does

[late pasture]

Anyone here who plays clash of clans, lmao

[lean gate]

I wont flop sales wise. It will flop storywise imo

[neat pebble]

thats what i meant

[idle mesa]

It will never live up to the expectations unless it’s the greatest game ever created

[lean gate]

me and @paper seal

[raw torrent]

Played it on release and it was a disaster, haven’t touched it since

[late pasture]

What townhall?

[narrow orbit]

Cyberpunk made a huge comeback

[neat pebble]

as sad as it is, itll fry eldens legacy as one of the greatest

[lean gate]

Im ath10 corv said hes 17 or sum

[lean gate]

The dlc

[neat pebble]

im 12 but im more of a brawl stars guy

[late pasture]

Alr okay.

[hexed kernel]

what expectations do people even have about GTA VI

[unkempt junco]

Maybe in sales dude

[idle mesa]

What do yall know about hungry shark evolution

[lean gate]

To be the greatest game oat lmao

[neat pebble]

gta 6 is gonna flop

[unkempt junco]

Still got it on my phone lmao, play it every now and then

[lean gate]

They already glaze rdr2 so imagine gta6

[narrow orbit]

I am expecting GTA 6 to release like any other big release of the 2020s
Incredibly buggy, unplayable, unoptimized and overpriced

[hot dome]

i doubt it tbh

[neat pebble]

i honestly hope it does bc if it is the greatest the world will go full pandemic again

[idle mesa]

They’ve been waiting for this game for over 10 years dude. These people are expecting it to create a new genre or something

[unkempt junco]

I mean it’s rockstar, they’re not necessarily known for that

[neat pebble]

people will not go to work or leave the house dude

[raw torrent]

Honestly that’s probably how it’s gonna be and that’s just sad

[neat pebble]

2077 all over again

[idle mesa]

It will be 90 euros release I’m 100% certain

[mossy heath]

anyone played subnautica 2?

[hot dome]

gta v basically made its money back in pre orders alone and then a few billion a couple days after release

[lean gate]

More

[narrow orbit]

Their last release was when games worked. On average at least

[lean gate]

its gonna flo storywise. Thats what they mean

[narrow orbit]

The GTA remasters were awful

[paper seal]

almost maxxed th18

[hot dome]

even with gta 6's reported cost of a couple billion, if they match their sales numbers its gonna make profit in 3 days

[lean gate]

money wise ofc its gonna be a huge profit

[hot dome]

entirely subjective

[neat pebble]

the hype is whats gonna make it bad. it wont be innately bad but it wont live up to the hype

[lean gate]

sure. Do u really think its gonna live up to be the ,,greatest game oat" lmao

[raw torrent]

It really can’t, people expect wayyyy too much out of it

[hexed kernel]

guys how is skull and bones these days

[hot dome]

i always try to not let hype affect how i feel about a game

[idle mesa]

Gta 5 is one of the most iconic video games ever in my opinion, they won’t make a game that hits the same. It isn’t my favourite but those videos of trying to stop the train are my childhood

[idle mesa]

😭😭😭 anor Londo after Aldrich levels of slop

[narrow orbit]

Ubisoft's prized AAAA game? I imagine it isn't at all

[hot dome]

i dont think anything about the game, weve had like 2 cinematic trailers lmao

[dusky dune]

its skulls and bones

[neat pebble]

i never got the gta hype. granted i never played it, but it didnt interest me

[idle mesa]

Meh you always needed friends to have fun on the game

[lean gate]

Okay? People already glaze and think its gonna be the greatest game oat. Whats ur point

[idle mesa]

Otherwise it was incredibly boring

[neat pebble]

it doesnt look that good. im gonna get grilled for this, but it looks like the sims with violence

[hot dome]

my point is that its subjective and i do not care about how those people think

[idle mesa]

Do yall believe the cerulean onslaught leaks?

[hot dome]

if you think the storys gonna be good or bad you are free to think that it literally doesn't matter

[lean gate]

alright then hope the price is worth ur subjective opinion

[narrow orbit]

That's not true. Especially if you're young enough
When I played gta 5 online for the first I had no friends but it was a LOT of fun

[unkempt junco]

And now the vast majority of the revenue is from gta online , I think they used that to fund gta 6 development

[hot dome]

yes thats how it works usually

[rich echo]

Best weapon to kill elden beast?

[hot dome]

people pay what they think its worth, that how money goes

[narrow orbit]

Anything with high physical damage

[neat pebble]

anything physical and heavy hitting

[native stream]

star fist / alabaster lord sword but anything physical focused works fine

[hot dome]

also the last thing they said about the price is that they wanna stick to a 70 dollar price tag

[idle mesa]

After a certain point it was ridiculed with hackers. I refuse to use the weaponised vehicles though, driving the Z type to this day

[lean gate]

70 bucks?

[rich echo]

Im using the blasphemous blade but his ranged attacks are crazy, to hard to get to him cause hes always moving

[hot dome]

yeah

[idle mesa]

Are you using torrent?

[neat pebble]

r u doing blasphamous challenge?

[lean gate]

I dont believe that 😭

[narrow orbit]

You can use torrent as well

[bleak owl]

Can someone give me ruins

[hazy sand]

[neat pebble]

are you playstation

[rich echo]

Had no idea

[bleak owl]

Xbox

[unkempt junco]

Pc players get a year to finalize their thoughts on the game if they’re interested to play

[rich echo]

Gonna give it another try

[hot dome]

gta v cost 60 on release and it made 5 billion in 3 days, thats double gta 6's leaked costs so far

[neat pebble]

cant help you there

[bleak owl]

O ok

[rich echo]

Nope, getting the plat

[neat pebble]

would i be wrong to say that the 2 best controllers of all time are wii and dualsense

[neat pebble]

struggling? it was pretty easy for me

[lean gate]

Gta V came out 5 years after gta 4 so it wasnt as waited for as gta 6 is

[idle mesa]

Honestly even if the leaks are fake, WHY aren’t fromsoft making a pirate game ? (I’d take bloodborne 2 over a vital organ but I ask for what we could get)

[hot dome]

tbf arent we supposed to be getting pre orders for gta 6 soon

[lean gate]

Pirate souls?

[neat pebble]

bloodborne pc would be so nice

[idle mesa]

Black Hearts 😭😭

[narrow orbit]

Probably not that interested in it yet

[rich echo]

Just need to kill placidusax and elden beast then do the endings and I get the plat

[unkempt junco]

Should be this week or next according to twitter 🤷

[lean gate]

yeah but only for consoles im pretty sure

I hope gta 6 will be avaible on ps4 🥹🥹🥹

[neat pebble]

placidusax was the worst boss for me i died so much

[unkempt junco]

Son

[raw torrent]

Son 😭

[idle mesa]

🫩 folk

[hot dome]

an email from bestbuy accidentally sent to people stated it starting may 18th

[lean gate]

Lmao

[neat pebble]

heard it comes with fire insureance

[idle mesa]

My ps4 exploded

[lean gate]

I wonder if gta6 would lowk break a ps4

[unkempt junco]

I don’t think im believing anything unless it actually comes out