general-discussion

[spark vine]

Except for iris, pain, suffering, bad rng, and malware for her, for an eternity

[solar pike]

me when

[vestal junco]

I

[quasi gyro]

Wandering 😭

Me when I dumb

[safe stratus]

is there a way to fix this game freezing every 3 seconds i legit cant fight a single boss with how bad it is

[vestal junco]

me when I parry

[quasi gyro]

Offline

[safe stratus]

i am...

[vestal junco]

focus on framerate

[quasi gyro]

Redownload game files

[solar pike]

me when i party tho

[vestal junco]

me when no social life

[safe stratus]

my pc settings are tweaked for that specifically and it still cant

[solar pike]

me when same

[quasi gyro]

Just move to ps5

[vestal junco]

elden ring has a setting for it too

[quasi gyro]

You don’t mod, you don’t need pc

[vestal junco]

me when yeah

[solar pike]

us when yes

[quasi gyro]

We during no

[solar pike]

i just started playing elden ring i feel like a poser

[vestal junco]

when I have children (loud incorrect buzzer) I'm gonna have the first game they play be elden ring

[quasi gyro]

We all got to start somewhere

[vestal junco]

just watch all 30 hours of lore videos

[quasi gyro]

Ds2

[vestal junco]

fuh nah gng

[solar pike]

oh okay yeah

[quasi gyro]

😭 giving information I don’t know much about

[vestal junco]

just something light yk

[bronze jewel]

what would be like the youngest age you could beat elden ring, assuming its the first game you'll ever play

as far as first games would go a souls game is brutal

[vestal junco]

if you're good enough you can beat it in the womb

[bronze jewel]

truly a gamer at heart

[solar pike]

elden ring is the first game i have ever played im currently trying to beat the first godfrey

[vestal junco]

man I wish I could replay elden ring for the first time again

[quasi gyro]

Me when I parry the doctors hands

[vestal junco]

goldfrey

[bronze jewel]

godefroy

[solar pike]

ya

[quasi gyro]

Have a coma

[spark vine]

That’s the one in the Evergaol

[vestal junco]

me when doctor drops child onto floor

[winged obsidian]

what's a very gobliny name

[vestal junco]

unoptimal, too expensive

[small scarab]

Pretend the doctor is Fire Giant

[vestal junco]

goblin

[bronze jewel]

why does godrick have a jailed twin? did marika forget?

[vestal junco]

ancestor technically

[bronze jewel]

WHAT

[small scarab]

Godrick mitosis

[vestal junco]

"ancestor"

[raven fern]

hi im new here

[quasi gyro]

The name is similar but different

[novel night]

elden ring!

[vestal junco]

older generation

[vestal junco]

bro MIGHT be new here

[bronze jewel]

why is there an older godrick

[solar pike]

me to!

[vestal junco]

name of game

[quasi gyro]

First time?

[vestal junco]

bc miyazaki

[quasi gyro]

Spaghetti coded game goes crazy to this day

[vestal junco]

who ready to fight patches, consort of miyazaki?

[novel night]

omg is that ranni the witch (real)

[quasi gyro]

I will join

[vestal junco]

wassup type shi

[small scarab]

Do you want a lore answer, a gameplay answer or a funny answer

[novel night]

does she say that in game

[vestal junco]

he has always known the feet

[novel night]

oh

[vestal junco]

no

[solar pike]

feet?

did someone say feet

[novel night]

[vestal junco]

yes, patches consort of miyazaki

[quasi gyro]

You know it I know, we all know it

[vestal junco]

feet? foot? footj*b?

[small scarab]

Mending Rune of Patches

[solar pike]

me when im not funny

[vestal junco]

fr

[quasi gyro]

[vestal junco]

chat would ranni use all four hands?

[novel night]

is that ranni omg hi ranni

[bronze jewel]

"all you tarnished crazy if you think you can just come up in my tower"

[small scarab]

Elden Ring fans are either hilarious or completely unfunny and its a cointoss which one you get

[solar pike]

ranni let me touch your feet

[steep fern]

Question, does anyone here know what makes boc move to Liurnia academy without the larval tear

[novel night]

isnt she like… a doll…

[quasi gyro]

In all the right places I believe

[novel night]

[vestal junco]

she moves

[vestal junco]

yes I am

[small scarab]

You need to find a specific grace

[quasi gyro]

[vestal junco]

incredible

[novel night]

yeah but her soul is inside the doll no? like she moves but shes still

[small scarab]

And also exhaust his dialogue before he moves

[vestal junco]

ring, no bloodrose

[novel night]

idk

[vestal junco]

yes

[quasi gyro]

[bronze jewel]

sonion 💀

[novel night]

elden ring

[small scarab]

He never goes INTO the academy unless you give him the tear tho

Only outside and around Liurna

[vestal junco]

it's a valid question

[vestal junco]

use prattling plate

[solar pike]

ohhh thats what this server is abt

[steep fern]

Do you know which one? I’ve given him his needle, wasted all his dialogue and I’m about to kill radagon, but boc is still in leyndell chillin

[novel night]

yes yes

[vestal junco]

nah this is the cookie clicker server

[quasi gyro]

Anyfing

[bronze jewel]

freaki the witch

[small scarab]

Leyndell is his final location unless you give him the tear

[vestal junco]

very, yes

[quasi gyro]

[vestal junco]

consort of miyazaki, horrid person

[small scarab]

If he’s at Leyndell and you use prattling prate on him youve beaten his quest

[steep fern]

Yes but he moves to the academy if you don’t call him pretty or give him a larval tear
Idk what triggers him to move

[bronze jewel]

miyazaki awaits thee oh promised consort

[small scarab]

I have never heard of him doing this

[solar pike]

i wish ranni and messmer would have like diddled together and had snake witch kids

[vestal junco]

what

[bronze jewel]

what

[vestal junco]

chat

[solar pike]

yall don’t get it

[quasi gyro]

You can go see the finger pope

[flint halo]

Just be saying anything

[vestal junco]

you are absolutely correct

[steep fern]

Yes many people haven’t

He stands in front of the doors to rennala dead in his monkey form
Idk what causes this

[vestal junco]

larval tear

[steep fern]

Not larval tear

He’s in his monkey form

[vestal junco]

ah

[steep fern]

Not in his human rebirthed form

[vestal junco]

idk

[quasi gyro]

I saw him in a cave and dropped a 300 pound sword hammer to the face

[vestal junco]

prattle his plates

[small scarab]

Exhaust his dialogue

Is what im seeing

[vestal junco]

fire

[steep fern]

Yes I’m doing that but he has nothing to say
I gave him all his items and nothing

[quasi gyro]

Only because I was able to mess with my gear myself

[vestal junco]

youtube?

[steep fern]

I thought maybe burning the tree or killing Maliketh but still nothing

Only a few have done this and don’t know what triggered it

[wispy bison]

im killing u

[vestal junco]

wiki?

[wispy bison]

kapow!

[vestal junco]

me when I'm serial killer

[steep fern]

No YouTube videos on it, no posts, nothing,
I’ve done it like 3 years ago and now I’m going crazy

Only a screenshot of it from back then

[vestal junco]

🤷‍♂️

[coral urchin]

Just kill boc

[vestal junco]

if I was on my mobile cellular device I could do a not funny

[coral urchin]

Don’t bother with his quest line

[steep fern]

Everyone on yt just goes “there’s only 2 endings” when there’s a secret 3rd one that nobody mentions

[quasi gyro]

[wispy bison]

a third... evil option...

[vestal junco]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[small scarab]

I see a Reddit post about it and most people are saying it happens if you exhaust his dialogue

Unless they patched it out idk

[vestal junco]

got my phone out for this

[wispy bison]

blocked

[steep fern]

He says nothing else
I doubt they patched it

[eternal flume]

I love my cat

[vestal junco]

balls

[vestal junco]

me when kitty

[ebon forge]

u didnt tell him "youre beautiful"

no im not joking

you need the prattling pate

[quasi gyro]

Why not give him the tear? It’s not like he’s dead forever, you got NG+

[steep fern]

That’s not what I’m asking

[wispy bison]

yeah ur a bad person dude

ur a bad person and u should feel bad

[vestal junco]

fr

[ebon forge]

whats the questio

[small scarab]

I mean what they’re asking also kills him

[ebon forge]

if u give him the tear he will die.

[small scarab]

I think it’s just like

Trying to prove its real

[steep fern]

If you don’t say he’s beautiful

If you don’t give him a larval tear

He says “i guess im ugly”
And then moves to the academy (not human form) but dies as a monkey
Idk what triggers this

[eternal flume]

Ur, dagoth ur

[quasi gyro]

No one has a happy life in this game unless you are Ranni or The Tarnished who becomes Elden lord

[eternal flume]

Hmm

[vestal junco]

well if he's dead then like leave him be ig

[quasi gyro]

🤔

[small scarab]

Dammit reddit links aren’t allowed

[ebon forge]

no links are

no gifs no nothing here bro

[small scarab]

Oh I can’t even post an image

[steep fern]

I feel like I’m losing my mind
Only thing I have left is going to the haligtree?

[quasi gyro]

What was with that cat punching my face

[steep fern]

Maybe that triggers it

[ebon forge]

#media-and-links

[vestal junco]

sticker

[ebon forge]

stickers are allowed

[quasi gyro]

Ah you got me

[vestal junco]

bro birb

[vestal junco]

mog?

[small scarab]

I had a stroke seeing this because my nickname in servers im regular in is birb and I thought you were referring to me

[shadow palm]

Hi

[vestal junco]

bye

[shadow palm]

lol

[vestal junco]

serious

[shadow palm]

yikes

[steep fern]

I know one thing only
He moves once he calls himself ugly

[vestal junco]

carefree

[shadow palm]

🤓

[vestal junco]

🦬

[sonic rivet]

I think I have to kill rellana for my poison build to get to flower blooms twice

[quasi gyro]

Anyone want to summon me and lure invaders, have a 2v2.

[vestal junco]

side path

[small scarab]

My only idea is there might be a flag you missed from talking to Melina while he’s in Liurnia

[sonic rivet]

There’s a side path?

[vestal junco]

yeah

skip rellana

[steep fern]

I did all possible options
Including Melina saying “wow he sure misses him mom”

[small scarab]

Then idk

[wispy bison]

you can make your profile private?

[vestal junco]

intriguing

[grizzled sinew]

I sold helping

I’m trash at Elden Ring bruh 😭

[vestal junco]

me when git gud

[small scarab]

Wait my only idea is it might be locked if you get the prate

Do you have the prate in your inventory

Not that youve used it

[steep fern]

I haven’t used it

[ebon forge]

looks like it

[small scarab]

But you have it

Thats the snag

[wispy bison]

can u make yourself private so i dont have to see u

[steep fern]

He moved to the academy after I got the prate

[wispy bison]

loserrrr

[ebon forge]

never

[edgy aurora]

Cumber

[vestal junco]

me when I see the movie with pennywise and see the clown

[small scarab]

Boot up a new save and get to him without it

[vestal junco]

cu

[ebon forge]

[small scarab]

Maybe just owning it locks him from moving on his own

[edgy aurora]

Cubchoo?

[vestal junco]

me when tiche (pronounced like touche)

[steep fern]

I talked to him
I got the prate
Didn’t use it
3 hours later, I talk to him, he calls himself ugly and moves to the academy, so it can’t be the prate

[vestal junco]

cucumber

[ebon forge]

you did not use the prate on time it seems

you have a window for it

[steep fern]

Yea but now I’m trying to recreate it and he won’t move

[ebon forge]

iirc u gotta talk to him in leyndell and use it there after dialogue

[small scarab]

Do you have the prate right now is my question

[steep fern]

Yes

He moved after I got the prate

[small scarab]

Did you have it by the time you first got to leyndell this time

On the recreation

[steep fern]

Yup

[vestal junco]

favorite letter of the rainbow chat

[steep fern]

Exact same steps

[small scarab]

Okay so

Try another recreation, this time don’t ever get the prate

See what happens

[grizzled sinew]

Blue because my wife is blue

[vestal junco]

letter tho

[grizzled sinew]

B

[wispy bison]

dude lowkey u are so unfunny but lowkey, so like dont make a scene but lowkey

[vestal junco]

yo how DARE you

makes a scene

[small scarab]

Having the prate before he moves to Leyndell might be the trigger that locks him from moving on his own

[umbral parcel]

can someone rune drop me please

[vestal junco]

different channel I think

[raven fern]

yeah i got u

[steep fern]

I could try but idk if it’ll change much

[umbral parcel]

thank you

[small scarab]

Any small difference is worth trying

[umbral parcel]

put your sign down at church of elleh grace please, pw is 707

[vestal junco]

rest in peace my granny

alr imma go sleep now

[coral urchin]

Homeless behaviour

[umbral parcel]

🖕

jsp

[coral urchin]

LMAO

[marsh cape]

mfs be doing anything to avoid playing the game

just kill bosses bruh

[manic ice]

The humble albinauric farm

[umbral parcel]

bro the goons at moghs palace takes too long

[marsh cape]

bro really paid 60 dollars to not play the game

[umbral parcel]

omg are you illiterate

[marsh cape]

what do u even need the runes for

[umbral parcel]

levels

[marsh cape]

can you not just kill some bosses lol

[umbral parcel]

sorry that was rude

[vestal junco]

rl 1 no hit fr

[wispy bison]

meow meow meow

[vestal junco]

me when cat

[umbral parcel]

i killed all of them and i don’t wanna do another ng+

[wispy bison]

just dont play the game anymore

[coral urchin]

?

[wispy bison]

nobody forcing u to keep playing

[marsh cape]

then why do you need more levels lmao

[coral urchin]

What do you need levels for then

Riding torrent?

[vestal junco]

bro can still runefarm

[wispy bison]

being max level just for the sake of it

[umbral parcel]

so i can have all builds at once

[marsh cape]

no you don’t get it i really need levels to kill the trash mobs

[wispy bison]

what for if all bosses are dead

[marsh cape]

to kill all the trash mobs with yeah

[vestal junco]

broski

what are we doing

[umbral parcel]

alr alr my bad ill play again

[grizzled sinew]

Yes

[wispy bison]

no!!

i dont get to play anymore

[marsh cape]

why are elden ring players so strange bruh

[umbral parcel]

ironic

[wispy bison]

Kapow!

[umbral parcel]

fia notice how nobody’s talking to you yet you keep talking

[manic ice]

oh my

[vestal junco]

me when I'm like 12 idk

[umbral parcel]

nice one

real original

[wispy bison]

ritchie lowkey dropping a truth nuke just like that

[vestal junco]

thanks I thought it up myself

[manic ice]

ttoo much aura..

[coral urchin]

Did he stutter

[wispy bison]

feels the aura*

aura so strong i get flung into a wall and die *

[manic ice]

[vestal junco]

green aura

lines and stuff

[edgy aurora]

Romania

[umbral parcel]

lol you’re literally talking to yourself

[coral urchin]

😭

[umbral parcel]

nobody’s replying to you

[coral urchin]

That was so random lol

[manic ice]

how perceptive Ritchie

[edgy aurora]

Atleast I didn't say stealing right after 😭

[vestal junco]

nah bro I'm talking to @vestal junco

[umbral parcel]

not my point

[coral urchin]

LMAO

[edgy aurora]

That is ur point thou

[umbral parcel]

nope

[vestal junco]

holy aura

[edgy aurora]

[umbral parcel]

my point was nobody was associating with her so she was basically talking to herself

[vestal junco]

truth nuke

you tell em ritchie

[lean gate]

hi

[coral urchin]

What is even happening LOL

[grizzled sinew]

Companionship😭

[vestal junco]

hello

[lean gate]

what about now

[edgy aurora]

Turkish

[vestal junco]

idk chat

[edgy aurora]

[vestal junco]

pavlov

[manic ice]

Next of kin💔 💔 🤦‍♂️

[grizzled sinew]

What is Wagyu beef even doing

[lean gate]

since no mods are here yall are under my watch now

[umbral parcel]

feels the aura

[coral urchin]

Who is you

[vestal junco]

beefin with wagyu

[manic ice]

I can do what I want..

[manic ice]

[marsh cape]

i talked in a public chat yeah i guess im a bum

[vestal junco]

sir yes sire

[lean gate]

no u cant

[manic ice]

grrr.. how DarEEJE you!!😾 😾

[umbral parcel]

? no one even said that

[lean gate]

apologize now

[vestal junco]

execution

[edgy aurora]

How dare you

[raven fern]

hey ladies

[vestal junco]

men

[manic ice]

iz this ragebait

[raven fern]

men too

[vestal junco]

women

[edgy aurora]

All men, including the women

[marsh cape]

if so it’s bad because i’m loving this

[grizzled sinew]

Hello..megi-san…

[manic ice]

blegghgeehbhsm

[coral urchin]

Ew

[vestal junco]

I think we started ragebaiting ritchie at some point

[marsh cape]

can we kill this guy

[grizzled sinew]

Chill😭

[manic ice]

what is a good steam game to get guys

[raven fern]

ummm fortniote

[marsh cape]

dead as disco

[vestal junco]

buy all of steam

[marsh cape]

it’s so fun

[unborn olive]

hades

[raven fern]

oh yeah i needed to download that

[manic ice]

letszehs take a look 😼

[vestal junco]

no wait, elden ring

[manic ice]

whats that

[coral urchin]

Can you stop ragebaiting me

[grizzled sinew]

Sekiro

[vestal junco]

something from fromsoft idk

[edgy aurora]

Should I play a fun game? Or play a game to make me better still as a break from elden ring

[raven fern]

dni babes x

[coral urchin]

🖕 😹 🖕

[lean gate]

play that penguin game i was talking about

[unborn olive]

nine sols was also pretty cool

[lean gate]

woah buddy i think u forgot IM here.

[vestal junco]

play getting over it with bennet fody

[grizzled sinew]

I just played that today

[edgy aurora]

Already did nine sols

[marsh cape]

what’s the point in not playing a fun game

[coral urchin]

Dni

[umbral parcel]

no you’re just stupid lol

[edgy aurora]

To get better?

[manic ice]

I thought this was a yakuza game at some pointt

[lean gate]

ur lucky i dont understand gen alpha terms

[vestal junco]

holy another truth nuke

[marsh cape]

if yall haven’t you should def check out Dead as Disco it has a free demo on steam

[coral urchin]

😭😭

[raven fern]

dead as sigma boss

[coral urchin]

Wolfik I’m like 90% sure I’m older than you LOL

[lean gate]

Unc

point and laugh

[vestal junco]

I can't type ski bidi rizz?

it removed the message

[marsh cape]

that’s a good thing

[coral urchin]

I wonder why

[edgy aurora]

🫵 😂

[manic ice]

grr.. no brainrto!!
😾

[lean gate]

not at me you alien

[edgy aurora]

👽

[vestal junco]

it was satire tho

[vestal junco]

vorp?

[edgy aurora]

🎩
👽

[lean gate]

Yall keep forgetting Im the top dawg here

[vestal junco]

bros the alpha

[lean gate]

yes

[vestal junco]

bros a wolf

[edgy aurora]

And ur the omega 💔

[lean gate]

U could say im a wolfik

[marsh cape]

what are you some kind of furry ?

[edgy aurora]

[vestal junco]

yeah, wolves are pretty furry

[lean gate]

Tomato fia right now

[vestal junco]

sir yes sir

[coral urchin]

Teacher’s pet?

[edgy aurora]

Focus more on the word pet

[marsh cape]

bro can’t handle the truth

[coral urchin]

Son😭

[lean gate]

Unc go teach other kids what are u doing 💔

[vestal junco]

I'm bored dawg, it's midnight

[lean gate]

FIa.

[vestal junco]

you tell em

[still wren]

its not even 10pm yet and i feel like sleeping

[lean gate]

oh no shuwa is here

[still wren]

maybe i really am getting old

[vestal junco]

run

[lean gate]

but hes sleepy so im still no 1.

[marsh cape]

ur getting old

[edgy aurora]

[grizzled sinew]

Older than bro

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-ホロライブ-hologra-ホロぐら-uruha-rushia-gif-23225767

[vestal junco]

ok time to actually go to sleep

[lean gate]

Goodnight

[vestal junco]

good morning

[edgy aurora]

Chat is to blue

Let's make it yellow 🟡

[celest remnant]

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING, GATHER ROUND WE'RE HAVING A RETRIAL

[lean gate]

yall notice how chat got chill because of me

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-higuruma-hiromi-domain-expansion-ryoiki-tenkai-deadly-sentencing-gif-7988573144246078144

[edgy aurora]

You said?

[grizzled sinew]

Isn’t it 12:54 am?

[lean gate]

Oh no logic didnt take his pills

[coral urchin]

It’s 5:54 am

[marsh cape]

there wasn’t even a trial bro doesn’t even know how the technique works

[lean gate]

No its 6:55am

[edgy aurora]

No bro, y'all are blind it's 11:55

[grizzled sinew]

Holy time zones

[lean gate]

tomato this person for lying

[celest remnant]

Dealing with you is a trial

[lean gate]

Tuff

[celest remnant]

got em

[edgy aurora]

Give time some different zones

[coral urchin]

Center European shouldn’t talk

[grizzled sinew]

I’m EST

[lean gate]

Ur like french or sum

[edgy aurora]

Hi EST

[coral urchin]

Son

[edgy aurora]

How's it going

[marsh cape]

no lmao

french is 6:56

[lean gate]

im 6:56 too

[edgy aurora]

Oh that makes sense

[marsh cape]

if it’s 5am they in the uk or ireland

[coral urchin]

So you’re French

[edgy aurora]

Wolfik is french

No wonder he's weird

[marsh cape]

that’s like calling someone a slur bro chill

[edgy aurora]

Mb mb, forgot

[grizzled sinew]

Sonion

[edgy aurora]

Don't want to start a revolution here

[grizzled sinew]

You’re not American

[raven fern]

I’m American

[edgy aurora]

I sure, ameri can

[raven fern]

Mexico

[marsh cape]

i’m sorry for your loss

[raven fern]

It’s okay, in life we can gain more than we lose and we make life better

[lean gate]

Im polish

[edgy aurora]

🎩
👽 🩼

[marsh cape]

impossible

[lean gate]

Fia is french

[coral urchin]

😭😭😭😭

[grizzled sinew]

So did you take the wock to Poland or no?

[edgy aurora]

Arnt you supposed to be on shoes

[lean gate]

Apologize or ur gonna have to give me ur lunch money kiddo

[marsh cape]

fortunately i’m not

[lean gate]

Wock?

[grizzled sinew]

Lil Yatchy

[edgy aurora]

Or fingers I suppose

[lean gate]

Wut

[coral urchin]

Aww you can’t even afford lunch🥺

[marsh cape]

he can’t be polish guys, he’s sober

[lean gate]

Launch?

[edgy aurora]

Shoe polish, and fingernail polish

[lean gate]

Im 17 i cant drink legally

[edgy aurora]

Unc

[marsh cape]

a real polish person would find a way

[coral urchin]

Damn Central Europe is still struggling it seems

[lean gate]

what

[grizzled sinew]

I’m American unfortunately, but how much better can it get?

[edgy aurora]

So is most of the world

[lean gate]

im like top 17 youngest people alive

[edgy aurora]

Unanimously named child

U.N.C

[marsh cape]

polish people are born with a 50% blood alcohol ratio

[lean gate]

not true

[edgy aurora]

Is too

[lean gate]

also im right because i have more roles

[edgy aurora]

No?

You don't have the expert role

[lean gate]

u have 7

[coral urchin]

LOL

[lean gate]

im better than an expert

[celest remnant]

Russian people are born with a 100% blood alcohol ratio and will die if they do not recieve their daily ration of vodka and lucky strike cigarettes (to temper the vodka)

[edgy aurora]

Also ur outvoted wolfik

So that means we have more roles total anyways

[hallow shale]

Requieum where you at shawty? I need help.

[coral urchin]

Black coffee

[edgy aurora]

With?

[celest remnant]

https://klipy.com/gifs/get-blown-up-dog

[celest remnant]

I can only do my coffee with an entire can of sweetened condensed milk per 12fl oz

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-lc85-gif-8480620273255792888

[lean gate]

ngl idk if i can beat PCR 😔

[coral urchin]

I work at a coffee shop

I see this every day

[prisma narwhal]

interesting

[marsh cape]

black coffee is gross

i don’t like it

[celest remnant]

Sometimes I feel like it's actually literal for me but then I just realize I'm giving myself grief for enjoying something

Thai coffee tastes so indulgent

[grizzled sinew]

Black coffee with sugar is perfect

[lean gate]

why drink coffee

[rare coral]

mods kill this man right here

[edgy aurora]

Rahhhh

[grizzled sinew]

Bruhhh what did I do

[edgy aurora]

Same, pcr is going to be horrible

Hated him the first time

He's the only boss I've struggled with 😭

[lean gate]

i love his 1st phase

but the 2nd one i feel like is overdone

[edgy aurora]

He forced me to parry him

[prisma narwhal]

better off drinking milk coffee

[lean gate]

i cant learn the moveset 💔

[still wren]

then thats not black coffee anymore

[marsh cape]

pcr has a fun enough moveset i just wish i could see it

[lean gate]

wdym

[rare coral]

it either just black coffee or milk and sugar together

[novel night]

elden ring

[paper seal]

told you to watch a guide

[edgy aurora]

I know his entire moveset like most bosses, just bad at enacting the proper dodge movmenta

[marsh cape]

too many vfx

[still wren]

creamer coffee tastes more like coffee than black coffee

[grizzled sinew]

I do it to taste the actual roast

[lean gate]

i did

[paper seal]

watch it again

[lean gate]

no

im making a new bulid

[still wren]

it tastes like burnt bread crust

[paper seal]

arc backhand blades

[lean gate]

aka new save

[edgy aurora]

Why should he watch a guide?

[paper seal]

you gave up just like that

[edgy aurora]

Don't you want to see him prosper?

[lean gate]

i could just cheese him with a shield or that but wheres the fun in that

[paper seal]

not doing so is just bashing ones head against a wall hoping it breaks

[grizzled sinew]

Hazelnut and Colombian roasts are good

[lean gate]

that doesnt make sense

[edgy aurora]

Shouldn't you be trying to figure out ways to dodge?

Instead of trying the same thing

[prisma narwhal]

wrong, bitter coffee is the actual coffee

[still wren]

i only habe crappy arabica beans around me

[lean gate]

bro today is so chill, rain and lofi music 🥹

[edgy aurora]

And wouldn't watching a guide rob said person of their ability to properly do so

[still wren]

bitter coffee is tasteless

[coral urchin]

Tried it once

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/himemori-luna-yuzuki-choco-hololive-gif-22968112

[cedar matrix]

i drink coffee for fun

[coral urchin]

Almost threw up

[sharp cloud]

Heh

[blazing berry]

hello ercord

[lean gate]

should i be concerned

[cedar matrix]

hi bro

[river orchid]

Can you be normal

[sharp cloud]

Hiii bsides

[cedar matrix]

tuff pfp

are they ur fave tokyo ghoul character

[flint halo]

Hullo

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-koseki-bijou-biboo-koseki-biboo-hololive-english-gif-12385060377674129562

[wispy bison]

things to do in ercord

1. leave

[lean gate]

@paper seal the thing is i could learn his normal 1st phase moveset but then i cant learn the other one because of how chaotic it is 😭

[trim juniper]

looking at your logs I find that difficult to believe

[blazing berry]

2. take people to dms

[river orchid]

Eheh that’s my weakness I’m a bit 🤪 in the head

[edgy aurora]

[river orchid]

Thanks mvd

[trim juniper]

[edgy aurora]

Either we are about to get a paragraph, or the message has been altered like 5 times

[lean gate]

alexan

[still wren]

black coffee people are like the 99% dark chocolate people, lying to themselves it tastes good because it feels like they are eating the pure authetic form of the thing but they dont actually taste anything, just raw bitterness

[coral urchin]

No

[paper seal]

you will still have your trial and error, even if you watch a guide. You'll also have more time to actually get better at the boss instead of dying in phase 2 half a minute in

[grizzled sinew]

I can agree but black coffee isn’t that bad by itself

[river orchid]

Hehe hii bsides

[edgy aurora]

Hmmmm

[paper seal]

phase 1 is easier than the majority of bosses in elden ring

[lean gate]

(subjective but okay)

[edgy aurora]

That tracks

Either way, guide or no guide doesn't matter

[coral urchin]

😭😭

[edgy aurora]

It just depends on your personal ability to get better

[grizzled sinew]

I find PCR to be more fluid than Morgott

[rare coral]

omg bro its good u just have to try it

[cedar matrix]

soichi from usogui orrr

[rare coral]

99 dark chocolate isnt good but 90 is

[grizzled sinew]

Yes

[cedar matrix]

fire

[still wren]

i wish i could drink something at night that doesnt contain sugar or caffeine

[prisma narwhal]

sure lil bro

[cedar matrix]

bro i needa reread it its been like 9 months

[lean gate]

@paper seal i dont really like him that much tbh

[edgy aurora]

Anyways wolfik

[rare coral]

coffee doesnt even do anything for me now i just drink it for the taste

[paper seal]

no .

[rare coral]

if anything i feel more sleepy afterwards

[cedar matrix]

detox

[lean gate]

it is subjective though

[edgy aurora]

I'm sure either if you do or don't watch a guide you will beat him in less time then it took me to get him to 50% hp

[still wren]

ah yes, the taste of liquid bitter

😭

[cedar matrix]

take a week off and come back if you do want ann effect

[grizzled sinew]

I’m more of a matcha person now

[river orchid]

OMG she replied to me!! Slow down Deku, just show her how sugoii you are!! >.<

[still wren]

peak

ur taste buds have evolved

[rare coral]

u gotta hop on bro ur missing out

[paper seal]

go back to your guide

[prisma narwhal]

ew

[lean gate]

i am getting him to 50% hp but the combos are just devastiating

[grizzled sinew]

Wym ew😭

[prisma narwhal]

lamest sh it ever

[cedar matrix]

chill on coffee
most important historical drink aside from tea and water
it taste good and its a decent energy boost at times

[lean gate]

im at work

[paper seal]

and

[still wren]

nah i think ill sit in the beer crowd where theres actual variation, not just bitter with optional sugar or creamer

[edgy aurora]

Yeah, that's why I'm sure you will beat him soon, I couldn't even get him to 50% in 3 days

[lean gate]

whats the point of me watching it now when i get home in 7 hours

[edgy aurora]

And I'm sure that's not going to change this run

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-るしあ-rusia-ホロライブ-潤羽るしあ-gif-19370852

[paper seal]

take notes

[lean gate]

on what

[rare coral]

i cant drink beer bro theres no beer where i live

[cedar matrix]

wys

[paper seal]

that

[rare coral]

unfortunatelu

[coral urchin]

Wtf does sugoii even mean LOL

[still wren]

id argue that beer is the most influential drink in history

[old egret]

Amazing

[celest remnant]

I'd argue that YOUR FACE

[still wren]

or wine

[lean gate]

idk if rellanas swords are even good against him

[old egret]

It means amazing

[edgy aurora]

And plus guides are just useless if you can't pull off what they do in the video

[cedar matrix]

beer is haram bro

[river orchid]

I think it means awesome

[still wren]

no u

[grizzled sinew]

I like wines

[rare coral]

i mean wine was there way before coffee was but the impact coffee had in such a short time is amazing too

[coral urchin]

I love Japanese cartoons

[cedar matrix]

chill on me bo

[paper seal]

you need a quick weapon

[lean gate]

i cant cheat on rellanas swords

[river orchid]

You’re one

[cedar matrix]

@grizzled sinew what top 5 vns

[still wren]

tea is more historically important than coffee

[lean gate]

im loyal to them

[rare coral]

yea it probably is

[still wren]

coffee is in a sad third place

[paper seal]

then find a way

[rare coral]

i guess ur right

[edgy aurora]

So you kept my suggestion

[lean gate]

wdym

[rare coral]

i mean tea is everywhere coffee is much more expensive

[edgy aurora]

When you got the dlc you asked for a weapon suggestion

[grizzled sinew]

Stella Rosa, Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, Taylor port, and my Merlot

[prisma narwhal]

weebs also love that as well

[still wren]

dang i should het decaffeinated tea

[rare coral]

here at least

[coral urchin]

I’m aware

[edgy aurora]

I suggested the twin swords, and then proceeded to have 5 people tell me that I was stupid for suggesting it

[cedar matrix]

bro i havnt heard of any of these

[edgy aurora]

Because its not optimal

[rare coral]

milk tea for me is the best drink to ever exist bro

[lean gate]

that doesnt make sense

[edgy aurora]

Even though you asked with your words for a fun weapon not an op one

[rare coral]

its just so good

[lean gate]

any weapon is optimal

[rare coral]

i guess u guys call it chai tea there

[still wren]

tokaji 1 to 5

[edgy aurora]

No, like optimal in killing stuff

Like duel backhands blades

[robust sun]

Oh so the torch is optimal

[prisma narwhal]

who wouldnt love sweet thing like milk

[edgy aurora]

That type of stupid stuff

[grizzled sinew]

I think these are brand names

[lean gate]

anything is optimal if ur good enough

[robust sun]

Fair

[lean gate]

and torch has pretty good poise dmg im pretty sure

[cedar matrix]

Bro you just typing crap 😭

[grizzled sinew]

No these are actual wines

[lean gate]

i mean i was using 2 straight swords already so rellanas swords were a good upgrade

[still wren]

tokaji is exotic

[cedar matrix]

VNS= Visual Novel™

[grizzled sinew]

OHH

[paper seal]

😭

[robust sun]

I’m so lost rn

[cedar matrix]

folk

[grizzled sinew]

Bro I’m crine

[cedar matrix]

chill on soichi its his first time living

[edgy aurora]

Plus, your better in that fact too. I had to switch my build for him

And still couldn't get him below 50% in 3 days

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-ホロライブ-hologra-ホロぐら-uruha-rushia-gif-24871068

[edgy aurora]

Yet ur using rellanas twin swords

[prisma narwhal]

bro really feels the need to added the tm lmao

[robust sun]

[lean gate]

tru

[coral breach]

wth someone hit me with star fists from like 10 feet away

[prisma narwhal]

lowk corny

[robust sun]

I hate when that happens

[coral breach]

he out reached my spear

😭

[robust sun]

I should sleep rn i dont care

[lean gate]

i mean the first 50% is not that bad. the 2nd one is torture

[edgy aurora]

Doesn't matter if you can't get that far either way

[lean gate]

wdym

[edgy aurora]

Plus radahn switches phase at 65% not 50%

[lean gate]

ya ik

[edgy aurora]

K wanted to make sure

[lean gate]

i can survive some time in the 2nd phase

i usually pray for him to do a grab attack

[edgy aurora]

Yeah, and you can hit him too

[wanton scaffold]

My sneakers are made by Godrick the Grafted

[robust sun]

Pcr lowk annoying

[lean gate]

but he just does the nuke 💔

[wanton scaffold]

With 100% love

[edgy aurora]

I on the other hand could only barley survive a lil

[grizzled sinew]

Well my top 5 VNS are ReZero, Bleach CFYOW, 86, Alya, and Apothecary Diaries

[edgy aurora]

But I couldn't hit him properly

[coral breach]

you ever feel like you just randomly dont backstep when you press the button? it happens in invasions constantly

[paper seal]

those are light novels no

[lean gate]

i died 5 times to phase 1 and 12 times to phase 2

[grizzled sinew]

Yes

[edgy aurora]

Good for you

I died a lot more, and once again. Must I remind you of the fact. Before he got to 50% hp

[coral breach]

same with dismounting my horse

[paper seal]

for me it'd be CotE, haven't read any other LN tho I do plan on reading slime and eminence in shadow one day

[lean gate]

im using a summon though

[junior pendant]

does anyone ever hear the scarab jingle in their ears just randomly? like, the exact same jingle?

[edgy aurora]

So was i

[junior pendant]

i think i might have an ash of war in my ear

[lean gate]

cuz im using the talisman that boosts ur dmg after they die so

[edgy aurora]

I only started using no summons this run, cuz of how shi I did during the pcr fight

[lean gate]

i was *

[edgy aurora]

And that's just a build

[grizzled sinew]

I got trashed using my Queen Marika build in PvP 😭

[edgy aurora]

Not even really a build

Just a single tactic

Once again also reinstating the fact that I had to switch to a parry build

From a faith incantation build

A lil bit more of a change

Then just using a spirit ash with a tailisman

[lean gate]

isnt he like resitant to holy

[cedar matrix]

bro none of these are vns 😭

[lunar oyster]

That eep was NOT it

[tiny sleet]

hi

[edgy aurora]

Yeah, believe it or not, not all incantations do holy damage

[grizzled sinew]

Oh those are LNS my bad

[lean gate]

true, what incancts were u usin

[edgy aurora]

But, neither did pest threads

[cedar matrix]

vns like fate and tsukihime

[grizzled sinew]

I don’t think I’ve really read any VNS other than Usogui

[lunar oyster]

I love those little things

[edgy aurora]

Lands of shadow works well in his first phase

Cuz he's not resistant in that phase

[lunar oyster]

Which boss?

[edgy aurora]

Maybe read

[lean gate]

PCR

[grizzled sinew]

I’m such a larp

[lunar oyster]

Ahhh

[lunar oyster]

Rude. I just showed up

[cedar matrix]

bro

[edgy aurora]

Then scroll up

[cedar matrix]

wys

[edgy aurora]

Does it take a genius for that?

[cedar matrix]

chill on req bro he was just born this year

[lunar oyster]

does it take that much effort to type three letters gng.

It was js a question

[edgy aurora]

Ask a better one then

[lunar oyster]

Hm?

[cedar matrix]

chilll

[edgy aurora]

And, even thou it's obvious rage bait. How would I be born this year. Yet have an account older then a year

[grizzled sinew]

Hmm

[lunar oyster]

Oh I think he might act be dense

Mb

[cedar matrix]

who??

[edgy aurora]

The iron

Good Way to use context clues

[grizzled sinew]

Iron man?

[lunar oyster]

Yes

[edgy aurora]

He was a man clad in something

Idk the song...

[lean gate]

anyawy

[grizzled sinew]

Hmm where is he

[sage zealot]

by Ozzy Osbourne?

[paper seal]

anywhos

[lean gate]

holy peak profile

[grizzled sinew]

Yes

[lunar oyster]

Was yall fav area in the game

[sage zealot]

peak

[lean gate]

yea it was

[lunar oyster]

Whats

[sage zealot]

people usually know ball in this server

[paper seal]

hinterland

[lean gate]

hmm

[dark yew]

i love you

[lean gate]

good question actually

[lunar oyster]

Thank you

[edgy aurora]

Imma go with two areas

[lean gate]

i liked the starting one in the dlc

[grizzled sinew]

I’ll have to say the Shadow Keep

[edgy aurora]

Cerulean cost, and chao heros grave

[lunar oyster]

Mkay

[edgy aurora]

Can't pick one over the other

[lean gate]

oh i forgot about coast. cerulean coast is my fav defo

[grizzled sinew]

Orrr the cerulean coast

[lunar oyster]

Absolutely beautiful

[edgy aurora]

Indeed

[lean gate]

in terms of exploration shadow keep

[edgy aurora]

In terms of view

[lunar oyster]

And the least favorite?

[edgy aurora]

Gravesite plain

[edgy aurora]

Abyssal woods

[paper seal]

in terms of invasions shadow keep

oh least favorite

mt. gelmir

[edgy aurora]

Gravesite plain has the best view in the game thou

[lunar oyster]

I cant even do basic sweads in here?

Swears*

[grizzled sinew]

Least favorite is the finger ruins

[edgy aurora]

No shi

[sage zealot]

probably glintstone academy idk why i just really enjoy that area

[grizzled sinew]

Mfs knock me off the horse all the time

[edgy aurora]

Ok, I was Abt to ask why. But understandable

[lunar oyster]

Cuz its cool and theres free runes reading books

[lean gate]

i dont like volcano manor 😔

[edgy aurora]

Why?

[lunar oyster]

Why not?

[edgy aurora]

The snails?

[coral urchin]

The academy is my favourite

[paper seal]

yeah I ended up just roll spamming my way to the whistle thingie

[sage zealot]

cuz like wizards nstuff

[lean gate]

just never been a fun of that place

[lunar oyster]

I didnt even know the snails attacked

[coral urchin]

I loved the eternal cities as well

[lean gate]

the enemies are eh

noble and rykard are just eh

really eh area

[edgy aurora]

Same, my first time going down into sofira river was amazing

[lunar oyster]

Rykard was so fun for me.

[coral urchin]

Yuh

[grizzled sinew]

You can run and jump and still get caught😭

[edgy aurora]

Watching the "sky" unveil itself as you slowly went down

[coral urchin]

They have a grab attack as well

[sage zealot]

i just honestly dont know elden ring has such good level design its hard to pick a favorite

[edgy aurora]

Rykard is my fav boss

[lunar oyster]

I just jumped over them cuz snails cool

[lean gate]

whats yalls fav talisman

[paper seal]

and when you get thrown off your horse you just ded

[edgy aurora]

Fr

[coral urchin]

That fake sky was beautiful

[old egret]

Yo anybody here play elden ring

[lean gate]

no just big fans

[paper seal]

greatjars

[grizzled sinew]

Companion😭

[edgy aurora]

Indeed, and then making it past anseil rivers cave to see another familiar sky was peak yet again

[sage zealot]

you get a pretty cool surcoat after in his boss room too

[lean gate]

from the huge one?

[tidal arch]

hi

[old egret]

Furled finger 😭

[desert robin]

Meow

[paper seal]

yaa

[lunar oyster]

Imma just go past all the categories. Whats yall fav weapon

[edgy aurora]

[old egret]

Coded sword

[paper seal]

backhand blades

[edgy aurora]

I don't have any

[sage zealot]

hai

[lean gate]

ordovise's sword most likely

[lunar oyster]

Thats.. surprising. I like it tho

[paper seal]

or any quick weapon for that matter, or moonveil

[lean gate]

but deep in my heart its gonna be a bow

[edgy aurora]

I havnt used enough weapons to know what I like, cuz I'm to focused on using basic ones to get better

[lunar oyster]

Wind up stick

[grizzled sinew]

My favorite weapon is the Sword of Darkness

[paper seal]

no way

[old egret]

I also wanna make a build duel wielding serpentbone katanas

[grizzled sinew]

Op AoW

[lean gate]

wdym

[edgy aurora]

And it will prob be awhile before I have a fav weapon as I'm not near good enough

[sage zealot]

putrescence cleaver

[edgy aurora]

Ew

[lunar oyster]

With poison buffs might be good

[coral urchin]

Slicer > your fav weapon

[lunar oyster]

Love that one

[paper seal]

iswis

[old egret]

The Anastasia thingy?

[sage zealot]

i walked over promised consort radahn with that

[coral urchin]

Carian slicer

[lunar oyster]

Lets see slicer outrange a cannon

[edgy aurora]

That's just you being alright at the game

[paper seal]

the putrescence cleaver is cool

[lunar oyster]

It does good damage aswell

[sage zealot]

its just perfect for my play style

[old egret]

It takes me like 16 deaths in order to kill most bosses :(

[lunar oyster]

0 range and shoving yourself up the boss?

[edgy aurora]

Bet if I tried using it I still wouldn't get past 50% hp

[sage zealot]

im dog water it carried me

[lean gate]

is this ur first time playing

[old egret]

First playthrough where im actually attempting to beat the game yah

[sage zealot]

i like it nice and close

[edgy aurora]

If you can beat pcr without needing help, your 100 times better then I am

[lean gate]

thats normal then

[old egret]

Last time i played was like 4 years ago and i stopped at radahn

[edgy aurora]

Even thou that's not much of an achievement 🤷‍♂️

[sage zealot]

hugging the boss isnt a bad idea per say

[frozen hill]

Hello

[lunar oyster]

I tried doing that on my first spell run. I did it till the end. And it sucked

[grizzled sinew]

It’s better that way

[paper seal]

i always hug the boss

greetings

[frozen hill]

Freetings

[grizzled sinew]

Hello

[sage zealot]

ur goated dw u just need to find ur weapon

[edgy aurora]

I don't, cuz I'll prob just get hit either way

[lean gate]

hi

[edgy aurora]

Buddy, I even changed my build for the fight

I had to switch to parry

[paper seal]

what weapon are you currently using

[edgy aurora]

Who

[old egret]

Are giant pots a dlc thing?

[paper seal]

hefty ye

[sage zealot]

i also didnt use the physic thing

[lunar oyster]

Really wish they made holy more bearable base game late game

[edgy aurora]

And I did

[old egret]

Trust me im gonna feel that later

[sage zealot]

i dont even know what its called lol

[old egret]

Im running a holy successive attack build

[lunar oyster]

Pcr was like. Fun to fight but once it clicks it clicks

[grizzled sinew]

Yeah I definitely feel that

I’m using a Marika CaC build to be exact

[edgy aurora]

Doesn't matter if it Nevers clicks

[lunar oyster]

I would install a mod which "fixes" it. But effort

[old egret]

Look at #builds if curious on what im running