#general-discussion
1 messages · Page 818 of 1
ds2 has air physics for candles boii
NR also gave whips their crits back
No
only ds2
Dark souls is a dish best served 2
Peak souls 2
dark souls 2 is like pineapple on pizza
Yummy
which is not a blunt insult
Ds2 is not disgusting tho
damn
i hate dreams
you should be
they always out to get me
Same, I medicate against them but in recent months they've been leaking back through
Everytime they do its always some screwyness
It would go so hard to put bloodflame blade on one Urumi and use an ash to apply a seperate buff to another
I swear pineapple on pizza tastes good I hate to pretend it doesn’t
i also like pineapple on pizza, but most dont like it because its not "traditional" or something
but i didnt like ds2 a lot
Hello


🔥
cuz it's garbage not your fault
How it feels to lie for no reason
Pov I don’t have an opinion and I take my opinions from ppl online
💀
That’s fine
o' how easy it is to be understood
The game dose do a bad job at telling you what some things do
I just find the game way more engaging then the other 2
Am so finished
And I like all the introduced mechanics
Cooked
Like agl for example the game just doesn’t tell you what it does despite that it actually effects a core mechanic of the game
Also soul memory is a very bad decision
i vastly underestimated some of the mechanics because it was the last souls game i played
like lifegems
Also that life gems are broken
Yeah the game plays very differently, which is why I like it more tbh
But despite all that I still think this game the the most fun you can get out of the dark souls games
dark souls 2 mentioned
The word buffalo can be turned into an infinite sentence
Calm down looking glass knight
You’re not abusing them the game is giving you that on a silver plate you can buy infinite for only 300 souls for a gem
can someone help me with godskin stitcher in volcano manor
ive never discovered that
Because its not nearly as good as you think
Also it heals a good amount
You regen your hp slower than snot with basic life gems
can someone help me with godskin stitcher in volcano manor
You also nuke your soul memory doing this
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
It is very good
is looking glass knight a universally loved boss?
Pretty much
this is not funny can you please stop
You can just take multiple at once
it was one of my favourites for sure
I dont even think ds2 haters can hate looking glass
Bars
Buffalo.
nope
He's got both aura and unique mechanics
Looking glass in nightreign but he summons nightfarers
Without the gimmick being cheesy
most bosses actually werent that great
Nobody complains about this fight being a gank, nobody
I like quite a lot, I think they are all step ups from ds1
In ds2?
yeah
I just want Fume Knight . I am on my hands and knees begging
That’s just old game issues
My baby
They better then most bloodborne bosses tho
It’s like holding 48 estus flasks with you and you can move while using it something estus can’t do and it’s faster than estus
but i actually never reached the dlc
It took until ds3 for actual engaging bosses (that still aren’t that good)
i got until throne watcher and defender
The dlc is the best content
Didnt fight one of the best fromsoft bosses💔
oi hugie
Life gems is as good as you think
Literally stoped before the end 😭
Dlc lowk carries it
well, i killed them, then nothing happened
Seeing how well Artorias was ported from DS1 combat to Elden Ring combat makes me so sad it will likely not happen. Even though its really funny out of all the bosses to pick from 2 they picked the relatively obvious Smelter Demon, but I am scratching my head why they picked Duke's Dear Freyja. I like the boss but like
Nah I like the game without it, but the dlc content is really good
Life gem is a whole 500 hp over 11 seconds, you spend up to 15 seconds swapping, using, and waiting for 1/3rd of hp bar at 40 vig
I'm sorry, calling lifegems broken is mindboggling
You can use multiple at once to go faster, and since it’s passive you can continue fighting while healing
Or you can swig flask and have it all be done with in a second
And considering most ds2 bosses don’t have attacks that close distance it’s pretty op
You know how much estus heals ?
Where you have to stand still, and are finite
2 life gems heals you more than one estus at max level
Anyway I’m going cause I gotta build in terraria bye
What are we talking about

Chug chug chug
How many double cheeseburgers are too many
Someone in the lgbt servers post the estrogen flask emoji
Yes you have to wait a bit to get healed but you can move while using and the animation is faster
guys whats the best fast food restaurant?
five guys
Having 99 life gems means having more than 50 maximum estus healing +your estus means you have more than 60 estus per area
This is a lot of healing
whatever is closest to me when im hungry
popeyes
Looking for a dedicated mad keen gamer for a little project, hmu if interested
Arbys✌️
did someone say mad?
Bot?
Smells like bot
It is a bot lol
dedicated mad keen gamer
???
Cfying and dying and exploding
Popeyes maybe
Ya dont say
<@&910556792730292286>
Hi can I summon someone to help me beat radahn
his bio says he's human. i think that's extremely suspicious
What does that even mean
no human goes through that much effort to say that they're human
I've also seen exact bio on someone else's profile lol
I'm a human
Amazingly not what red flagged it for me
Maybe this way people will let me solo their messmer
i'd do the same if i wasnt quacklings
I’m so desperate now
I’m not a bot
messmerholic
W ref
Exactly
Didn’t fight messmer for 10 hours bro I’m dying here
Ima bot
😭
He’s my only source of dopamine
Go fight pcr
My exam in 40 minutes , am so cooked , finished, no hope 💔
hop on +0 no aux
I’m tryna no hit radahn now but like it isn’t the same dopamine
what subject
It’s weaker
Structural analysis 1
oh.. I see
Wait you inviting me to fight him or telling me to do new game 0 level 1
just start a new run
get op fast with iron balls and soreseal or something
speedrun radahn and mohg
get assassins gambit to get through shadow keep
get a +0 weapon and edge messmer to death
If I lose 2 marks I'll not get an A
Ya done for
What
But then I’ll beat him and I’ll be devoid of all dopamine again
Arbys
dont beat him
edge him
Oh yeah forever
get him down to 1/8th hp and die
Someone summon me to fight bosses I’m bored
level 1, weapon level 0, no auxiliary effects
should be like a 5 min long hitless kill with blessings
One piece 3amak
I'll think about
consider no blessings for like 9 mins
Master him so bad I’ll beat him bare fist
You right i like you
meow meow
Sah lisanak ya walad
No blessings
hissssss
Who is playing in pc here?
I’ll need someone to carry me through all until the messmer fight I only mastered messmer like a little neurodivergent and didn’t learn any other boss
I am why you need help with messmer?
brother
Lol, idk if i Can Ask here but i opened a New account, but i need items for full bleed build (weapon talismans and anything i Can use)
Sorry no speak English
o que ele esta perguntando? eu nao sei
😭
Я не говорю на этом языке извини
english english
Hi yes
No one replying son😭
the rules are the rules
Yosh be goated
No speak Russian sorry
im sure someone will eventually reply
Yeah yeah all good
Sinn nuke their houses
me
I'd kill for a pint of Ben & Jerry's right now.
Awww
I’d kill for someone to let me fight their messmer
Haha
There's a system set up for multi-player bosses, is there not?
hello binah
Espinah
english rule applies to you both as well 0_0
Yes but I can’t find nobody to let me
GOD a pint of Chunky Monkey would be so god damn good.
darky thinks hes slick
Greetings Iris
fk him
Hey be nice to espinas
did u know theres a guy walking around pretending to be roland
Warning for advertising in DM’s, I haven’t DM’d anyone
i dont want to get nuked
Lmao
dont ask people to dm u for ur project
🔥 🐉
its not complicated
: (
I got slam dunked by flaming espinas earlier dw
7 minutes
6-7 minutes
we waiting for the remake
hello
Hell yeah
I can believe i get to see sheo saying 67
Hi
Fair
Same
Aw come on man
It's still in English
no
when he carge the hit you know how many times i had to run for my life
True
If I download ggst will you lift the rule
I'll buy you a shawarma
i can buy my own
Sonion then whyd you guys change ewgfs tag
idk boredom
great buy me too
I remember thr first time I saw him doing it
My squad was in the blast radius, unaware of what was gonna happen next
yes
4 carts that time
nah
Is that a good price
What's the minimum price
i cant be bought buddy
What about 5 trillion dollars
nope
Youll be a trillionaire
my god the paperwork for that would be painful
In Zimbabwe dollars
my surviving instinct hits me even from seeing it the first time and i survived
Obviously
😭
i knew that mf gonna nuke me
Idk like a pack of gum maybe
does anyone want to run greely's inferno hard mode
Better than 4 of us..
Holy 5 trillion Zimbabwe dollars is equal to 5 USD
thats 11 million bucks
he been charging hit for like 1 full min what you think gonna happen shot a small fire ball
I unironically carted to a great baggi 
LMAO
Nah
I mean it's enough to get yourself some good candy or smth
What’s y’all’s favorite builds?
I literally expected him tk do a huge fireball and I was behind him 😭
are you allowed to even cart from.him 😭
just how
Fighting messmer forever>5 trillion dollars
Themed builds
What if I hate messmer
i dont like candy so u lost me there
I played bow and afflicted great baggi was a bit energetic
Then you should let me fight him for you
Dawg what do you like
bow is best dodging wp
Salt vinegar and everything sinister
Taking ideas
How do i get image perms i found a smithing stone irl (a stone that looks like one) and i need help identifying which it is 😭
LMAO
Kashimo build
Ok yea I suck 
I’ve tried
salt and vinegar is great
Frozen lightning, high faith, and some cool clothes
fair point everyone does
What’s a fun build I’m bored of the usual -.-
Asking the same question lol
use golden slam
Yeah yeah I didn’t see that
take a look at the compilation in #1296757013988245524
mustve been the wind
Yeah no other explanation
Do I play metal gear solid 2 or Elden ring
Elden ring
Such a dilemma
more messmer kills chop chop
dont blame me i forgot the name of it at first
But nobody ever spawns me
then you practice +0 messmer in the meantime
There’s golden slam and ground slam yeah
Yes that’s what I’m going to do
golden so its holy b slam🔥
beat the game using no wp
hi lol
hi lol
Not exactly a hard challenge as much as it is a tedious one
Using my colossal sword no hands run
only seals
Dragon halberd
Frost lightning
I’d make a build for it but it’s buns
Beat the game using spike armor so u learn to panic roll like the pros
Ur not lol ur NotWolfik (Maho gang member)
i mean beat it with your body not wp
😔
Like hands right
peakest play style
no
Just punching
Oh ok then yeah its hard
golden slam
hi lol
golden slam would still need a weapon to use but it'd work
but your not using it only holding it
I find it crazy that from three path cross, it's possible to see, castle ensis, shadow keep, metyr manus, ruins of ruah, and jagged peak
Damn thats crazy

And if you walk a little bit you can see enir-llim
all buffs allowed?
Two of my favorite NPCs just died with their blood on my hands and I'm thinking of not wanting to be an elden lord chat...
Which NPCs
The witch and her servant
blaidd and ranni?
ofc cuz if no buff bosses gonna be happy taking your attacks
Yes
gup
you need to kill them before they enjoy
I don't think you killed ranni, but you did kill blaids
yeah did you give her the ring?
Yeah her quest is done then
Now finish the game
To complete her quest no
u will be able to choose an ending
Do you think there’s a chance for a 2nd elden ring or nightreign dlcs?
I'm burning the tree
peak build
Glad ur doing it not melina
What int weapons are fun to use im bored of my clayman harpoon
Right? 
use claymore instead
wing of astel is pretty awesome
I'm so invested with Ranni and Blaidd... I have to ng+
With carian sovereignty?
How about alabaster lord sword
yes
Not an int weapon
You finished the quest thou
I already did that
Wait what
Alab lord sword genuinely wants 99 str before more int than its requirement
I’ll try getting wing if astel then
Carian knight sword in the corner 
woa is so peak yeah
Can you help me improve my current build eden
use lion claws instead
like
sure
Thanks go builds
hi
Good mørning
how nefarious
morning
@paper seal
meownin
2 volumes into flowers of evil its really good
Dxvl help
your card declined again?
Just got my shi rocked by some bum ah sirius
no
it saidthat a great rune was broken or smth.
before i entered shadow keep
unbreak it
what does that mean
nah i never know what those mean
This game is righed i swear on my dogs soul
This shi is so real
Do they do anythin
I know theres a certain message that can pop up if you have a multiplayer password and someone with the same password beats a boss
I have no clue you're gonna have to Google it
dxvl how goes +0
u should know everything
taking a break lol I need the branch for castle sol
Oh I never knew that
been grinding Minecraft with my friends
ah fair
and by that I mean i make every farm at the base while my friends wander
I just cheated and had Ncake give me a bunch lmao
lmao fair
do i see a hippo
only took like 10 attempts total in the end
nice
I just need to learn how to parry him cause I dont trust myself to do well enough no parry
im sticking with no upgrades tho
🤭
ill prob parry gsduo aswell
Yeah that bit I'm not doing
Oh my god i just died to a golden hippo
skill issue fr
though honestly parrying duo might even be rougher
I just always hate them
Shut up i need to change my talismans a bit
in every run they're the boss i hate the most
the claw aint useful anymore
what claw
Talisman
claw talisman for jumping damage
oh, thanks dxvl
i wont jump as much
I find them fun but I'd be lying if I didn't say they were hard
don't run straight at the hippo
i like noble (outside of The Attack), apostle is just weird to me
Yall what is the second best alternative to frenzied flame seal cus i killed hyetta prematurely
is the attack that one belly bash with like 1 frame start up
im assuming rellanas cameo is good with the swords
what are your stats
and are you aiming for fof incants or
Im level 84 i might respec but im doing faith/dex
I see
they should, after all it's her swords and her talisman
Maybe i should get the drip aswell
what a joyous attack, I wish nothing but the best for whoever designed it
Pure fai would almost definitely work better for you lol
true !
Being able to dry swallow a pill while walking is an unhinged super power
hop on imp lion gaius
it's ok i am also procrastinating +0 (and my degree) with mc
this is fine surely
I wanna use weapons tho
Other than seals
But what seal is best?
You can use weapons on flame art or sacred affinity with no issue
🦭
I would still love to host my own server but for now we're using a free realm trial
You don't need a physical damage stat to use weapons effectively
we will see if the mc phase lasts longer than a month first
yeah that's def the easier option
Ah true, would katanas work well for my build tho?
I just got bo3 tho so the zombies phase starts soon
but i find self hosting stuff interesting
Best Sacred Seal for x amount of faith:
10-26 = Finger Seal
27-50 = Dryleaf Seal
51-68 Godslayer's Seal
69+ = Erdtree Seal
str > faith: clawmark
arc: dragon communion
int: golden order
- this makes modding a fair bit easier
So long as you meet the requirement sure
yeah thats the biggest part of self hosting
i've only written one bug that nearly destroyed my server so far : )
messed up my backup rotation script
so instead of moving all but the most recent backup to an hdd
never considered back ups
all backups stayed on the SSD + old backups never got deleted
so i had 500gb of backups after 1 day
ye they're nice to have, especially with mods
have only had to roll back the server once so far but still
valid ye
did you see the new James bond spec requirements
think they wanted like a 4080 for over 60fps
i was about to say this doesn't look awful
What stats should i get?
honestly im prob gonna skip james bond
This is exhilarating, get excited.
love ioi and the hitman series but the trailer didn't excite me
Elden Ring General Leveling Guide
-# by Eden
-# Ordered by priority, there are reasons to not follow these steps to the letter
- 40 vigor
- Base requirements for the weapon you want to use
- Minimum endurance to medium roll
- As little mind as you're comfortable with (I'd say anything over 20 is generally inadvisable)
- 15 faith (ignore this step if you don't do fire or physical damage)
- First major softcap of your weapon's best scaling damage stat (40 for physical weapons, 50 for elemental)
- 60 vigor
- Final softcap of your damage stat (80 for all stats, bear in mind that 54 str when wielded with 2 hands reaches this cap)
Additional steps for builds at higher levels (>150)
9. 25 faith (golden vow incantation)
10. 23 mind
11. 38 faith (Howl of Shabriri (33) or Black Flame's Protection (30) as a body buff for non-physical/fire damage setups. Blessing of the erdtree (38))
12. 80 in your weapon's second best scaling damage stat
13. 38 mind
14. 99 vigor
15. 99 in your weapon's best scaling damage stats
yap
movie slop game
throwing you in an iron maiden rn
im not opposed to movie slop games but James bond just doesn't seem worth it
jailed
The old james bond games were gas
Game makers should let the audience decide their games
the band? no way
fatass fox ate all of my chickens
noooo
D:
Now throw a warden in there
And I heard its got a fair bit to do with persuasion and less killing which in a stealth game is pretty awesome
my friend just had to go on a hunt for 4 cats for the creeper farm
this seed has two ancient cities right next to each other
Could be interesting honestly
scary
im getting quite a few cats as a byproduct of having a trading hall
Whos after godfrey
it's so peak
Me
yeah ive begun a trading hall
where are you
at home
😭
But fr radagon and elden beast
Oil up
what.
need mending books so we're sorted when we get netherite gear
What he said
so we don't risk losing our gear we worked hard to get
Just dont get hit
sound
barrier
no
Whats harder radagon or elden beast
was about to say congrats but after that
Godfrey was easy af
Ya dont say
thats up for u to decide
Ok
its subjective
you can't compare that hippo with its goofy ahh hitbox to dancing lion
Elden beast but they both kinda easy
they are both bad
Fr, atleast hippo gets hit when you hit the hippo
Exactly
Half my attacks went through the lion
what
Using aoe!!!
its like comparing dr pepper with dr pepper cherry. Both are bad
😭
Thats just you muchacho
Nah
i love divine beast dancing lion
I dont get what rellanas cameo does
Mf hit between the people🙏
i want to sing along with it
Do stance
More damage
that ost is a banger
Probably exactly what happened 😭
Aow that makes you hit a pose gets more dmg
do i need to do i for some time?
get moonveil and use the aow, then you know what it does
like the stance
A second or two yea
An attack buff will appear
its red
good with wing stance
Lemme test the dmg on da turtle
what turtle
It works on square off, Rellana's blades, sword of night and flame, wing stance e.c.t.
With ash of war that make you hold a stance like unsheathe wings stance, moonveil, or rellanas twin blade ash. If you hold it for an extra second
Die
You get 45% extra damage
why turtle
no i hate him
Unfounded
hating for the sake of it
Like 5800 without and 8200 with
Kill people who do this
Indeed
I'm not an executioner
Acceptable
Yeah it's peak with Alexander shard
Ur just anturtle glazer
And ritual talisman
miriel is the most perfect being on this earth
the lands between do not deserve him
gosh i need to kill the fire giant after all
alexander wants to die a warriors death
cameo is great ye
👑

Turtle is a merchant and a priest
the turtle guy just wants to chill
hes a turtle tho
Die
typical glazer
dog
No, tell that to the turtle
Can you not
Slimey salt buckets
500 dark blue moon spells
Does anyone else also watch the giant and the big bird fight?
Lost the plot
its a intresting fight lowk
It's in mountain tops of the giants
the giant lowk wipes that birs
Ah those
at this point sit on a bench and feed some pigeons
Brb imma exterminate the last person of his race
i read that as feed on pigeons😭
There’s no pigeons in my country
How
w country
How do you not have pigeons
I lied
😭
Chaos witch quelag down
Game lets me call upon multiple helpers lmao
I like it
Just wanna say that milk is better then you
Than water?
peak pfp
No
Naturally
yea no
Nah
Water and milk are both good
water better
Milk tastes better
orange juice
And if i said cola id be called fat
whos hating on orange juice
Anyway now that i have defeated quelag
How do i get out of this poison hole
Im leaving blighttown and never coming back
dude, it great
2nd phase
yummers?
This boss is so miserable
Im in
which one?
Fire giant
Gm chat
its risky
Shake shack?
oh
Top 1 er boss
Id say fire giant is the worst mandatory boss
But godskin duo exists
sure, both taste good
i just died wtf 😭
Fire giant is more poorly designed
At least you can see godskin duo when you fight them
Water is HIGHESTkey the best drink
Fire giant a bum
well its a fire giant with no legs
His kind deserved it
how designed you want a fkin gaint that shots fires and has no legs
chilled hot water is soo good
I don’t get the fire giant hate
what
Well chippin on his leg half yhe fight
Of course
Something has been bugging me lately about an anime I’m watching
Mf that is not the problem, he has his roll which makes him move away from you constantly, you're forced to stick under him and on his leg so you don't appreciate him thematically
boring
Like taste wise or?
Both
Goddamn right
That is just poorly designed
Lost me
You are forced to sit under him for the entire fight as melee
How come?
You just don't see anything
Who is this?
i know what you want you want a fkin malenia fight dont you
He rolls away, you get on horse and back to being under him again
Cuz he keeps rolling away
Cause you don't get to appreciate his thematics + most of his attacks are "dodged" by sticking under him
Yeah uhh WE dont want a giant malenia
Fire Giant if you could scale his body to land critical hits
No she's mid to me
Thematically both fire giant and malenia are cool
Why do i have to look at the boss' feet instead of fighting him face to face like maliketh or malenia
As boss fights, especially fire giant, it's not well designed
You know what I can see that. Thank you for explaining your point
nah
id like a giant malenia
Is that a problem 
when people say the best game oat, I don't say mid like elden ring and rdr2 I say peak and they already know I mean bloodborne
Giant Malenia wouldn't be able to touch you ez
🖕 😹 🖕
the bigger it is the better
Yes
Yoo can some one help me with rilana boss
Who?
Who is rilana
Rilana😭😭
Rellana i think
Relane
Ahhhh😭😭😭
I was saying in here yesterday that a boss being beatable doesn’t necessarily make it less annoying and people had a problem w that take for some reason
The witch lady bro idk her name
Go get greatsword and bonk her
Lmaoooo
What lv are u
I’m level 1
Nah we cant help
Which witch
Rennala or rellana??😭
You mean rennala
The one who can magic
is this aura
Rellana is a knight
The one in the castle
Type xie
Rellana aint a witch
Ohhhhh Shabriri
No I farted
oh...
How did you even get past margit and godrick
Thops I think
witch lady not a fkin lady with 2 swords
Thats a wizard
Does she have special ed kids under her service
Rl1?
Thops isn't a woman he's a bluntstone
Damn mb bro😭
Erm tecknikalliy they’re all witches🤓
Yes she dose have special ed kids
Ok then it's rennala
Rennala then
Shut up
Not a hard fight, she's prone to staggers especially in phsae 2
Never
Hey Tom how’s your ds3 knowledge?
Just kill her special edition glowing kid
Who decided that
No her bf or smthn is kinda hard
Are you pc
Her bf?
??
"Special" kids
not great, i can pass along questions to a friend tho
Na ps5
She aint got no bf
Radagon or who
her toxic liz girl
he knows far too much about ds3
Had
Her summons?
Finally this mid boss is dead
That was her husband
There is no war in ba sing se 😀
Which boss
anyone wanna bully morgot for me
FG
Ok do you know what the best infusion for crits on a dagger was
Why bully the goat
So you guys gonna help 😭💔
Your hubby is also your boyfriend smh
Nein
cause too lazy to battle him
No can do compadre
It's just the more advanced stage
Was it dark ?
hmmm not sure
Chaos is probably better than dark due to how many enemies are weak to fire compared to dark
Essentially, run around to the glowing specimens and then kill them till she falls out of the sky cause she's too fat without magic and then wack her and repeat be careful when she's half hp cause she blows up also phase 2 just run at her and attack watch out for her kamehameha cause that will just blast you back to limgrave
No can do fresh meat. See me out of it. By the way, welcome to ercordia. Anyone gives you trouble, hit me up. Good luck out there ✌️ you’re gonna need it.
A lot of things are weak to dark in this game
Sounds more like ai then ai
Time to burn the maiden
Js killed him
so anyone wants to fight morgot for me
Straight from the noggin
Who did you kill bruh tf
I'm so confused on who you're killing
There’s a co op channel for a reason 😭
The knight guy
Is he talking about the knight before rennala
Sure
Ok he is, nice cool now go kill her
Renallna
Guys i just touched hands with an woman
Also for pvp dark is better iirc
You are lost bro
..?
killed the fkin parry demon under the staries
Carian knight
The Carian knight or who
ok pw is ring
You'reofficially excluded from ERcord
Moongrum
the first morgot you know
Oh
Come coop channel
Wait guys is giant’s flame and frenzied flame combined aesthetically pleasing?
What you want? A prize
No
Buddy i think u forgot who ur tlking to
mf can parry through your hopes
a hug
Since when did you make the rules around here pipsqueak? I spit on the ground you walk on pal, so watch it.
Me or the woman?
Which one fits with frenzied flame idc about stats i just dont want it to be ugly ahh
I first played elden ring with my ex sitting on my lap
both
Now I'm maidenless, back to DS1 I go
You are talking shiit to the whatisthispic?
Are you gonna shove me into a locker next

Idk
Random kid
Not before I take your lunch money
I on only use the sniper
😱
Just dropped freiren. Kinda mid if u ask me
Is this aura
i wished gwyndolin would be my maid in ds1😔
Yeah @tired forge watchout. Giggleshot is the capitan of our football team nerd
High school bully
You stole the girl I was flirting with (peed my pants when she looked at me once)
We the cool kids dont interact with normies like you
😭😭😭
Get away from her brah, she’s mine.
Homelander done kill me wife and took my bloody son
One of my girl friends is trying to find Melina IRL for me, know that if I do get Melina IRL I'll turn this world into caelid and then inherit the frenzied flame and burn it down
Listen to him
Yeah watchout @tired forge!
Who’s who?
Oi, heuiie, come on lad
I'll call my overweight unloyal sidekick friend to deal with you
Mother's milk🤑🤑
AKA the guy in the chair
I barked once watching one of his scenes
Ginger and a nerd with freckles is his 3rd friend
lad(ie)s can we not
He will get the best baddie at the end of ts though
WE all barking for kimiko😂😂
And he's skinny and 2 feet high
This js sounds like the plot of Superbad 😭
The guy from family guy?
Yes WE
no
Yo giggleshitter himself @hexed knoll
why wont elden ring go on sale already
Sneakers O'toole
Guys who do you think needed a cutscene more, Bayle or Rellana
Bayle
Bloody right lad
Aldrich
PLEASE Kimi leave that IOF wannabe and lemme holler
This is my ripped friend with a mullet and a tow truck @tired forge you’re done for.
Lmaoo
Diary of a wimpy kid
Bayle got a sick design but as far as dragons go, Placidusax takes the cake but he's also my favourite boss alongside Maliketh in general
Placi lowk a fraud
Nah
I hate this man
Bro is goated
Almost lost to bayle
Elden Ring, the only game where you can call dragons frauds.
Dragon lord vs a nerfed dragon
Worst ds3 boss ever
Skyrim started it
Me giggleshot and R are lowk the best trio
Nuh uh
Placi sent dragon hunters after bayle and shi
Am I allowed to ask someone to drop me an item here instead of doing NG+?
I think I might do a hitless elden ring run eventually
thank u for agreeing
Bayle just the absolute goat
His hitbox was actually stupid
Yeah in trading channels
Which attack ?
I asked for millicents prosthesis due to personal reasons
Elden Ring, ONE OF the only games where you can call a dragon a fraud
where are those?
The weird trio that gets forgotten after 2 scenes in the first 20 minutes of the movie
Tried to sneak himself in but dw u r
There's a guide somewhere
No we are te popular kids trio
All of them
His hitboxes are fine it’s just a boring fight
Probably used a small weapon to attack the slug body
Not disagreeing just having a laugh w ya
Ts fryin me
ur the main charater with 2 nerd friends. With a sister and a funny dad@tired forge
Ik, you can be the side character that everybody loves on both sides.
mah thats wolnir
in my NG+2 run,
this guy was legit so frustrating
No actually there's a lot of stupid hits even if u dodge them you'll get hit
Girl what
make her the cherrleader or sum
My mom lowkey strict, overprotective but loving
@steep berry lowk the character that gets slimed out in the beginning
Fresh meat shut up i just noticed
She shows up to embarrass me at school
r u calling my goat giggleshitter girl
WHAT 😭
Wrong genre 😭
Huh?
Ts fryin me
Maybe
I personally enjoy being chased by 20 projectiles
Thanks!
Np, what do you need btw?
Oi hughie is the nerd who’s helping me get my grades up in return for me protecting him from the other jocks.
Interesting
I haunt the narrative without ever being in it 🔏
Bullet hell in my souls games? Sign me up
Your like georgies little brother in IT
he has a crush on the prettuest girl in the school aswell
Sheldon?
DrakenNeir says hi
oh in IT nvm 😭
gng 😭
Has anyone done hitless run here btw
Exactly
She's a cheerleader in couple with the school quarterback (they're both bullies
I only did it once , it was hell
@tired forge also u forgot theres 3 popular girls that hate everyone
I'm thinking of doing it soon since I can't buy shadow of the erdtree rn
I did shadow of the erdtree on release on console but my console is gone now
I ate it
I sold it
Cronch
Well, I've been playing the game without a specific build for the most part, just using two great stars and staggering and bleeding enemies till they die, it's been super effective tho, and a bit too easy. Wanted to try something else with two antspur rapiers instead, but I only have one and need another by either doing NG+ or someone dropping it for me
It's fun but once u realize there's a lot of bosses u didn't know they have certain moves
Use cleanrot knight sword with antspur rapier
And at the end of the movie we all jump into a freeze frame with uplifting music and the credits roll showing the places we’ve been throughout the movie like the bleachers, @lean gate’s house etc.
Bro has a seedbed curse
Is this locked if I proceed too far into the story
Like who
Reminded me
The bully starts dancing against his will with everyone
Im doing a build where I proc 4 status effects: bleed, poison, frost, and scarlet rot
Starts off by tapping his feet hesitantly
@jolly raven cause I can probs grab one for you
Everyone gets a happy ending and the mean guys become best friends with the main characters + we get funny moments behind the scenes in the end credits
Hmm, like maliketh, godfrey ,even godrick and the others
This sounds remarkably similar to the ending of Mega Mind lmfao
As long as it's still obtainable
Yeah like what moves do they have 🤔
To be fair Megamind was ripping common tropes
Inspired by megamind, high school musical,
Nah it drops from an invader that stays there the entire game
And it was peak
And @steep berry still gets revived and starts breakdancing✌️
Only the first one
Bet lemme grab it for you
Megamind is goated tho
Like metro man 😭
e
My revival was the entire plot 🙂↕️
Mhm
Godfrey suddenly starts to spam the spikes move (when he hit the ground and sum spikes pop up) but now he spam it , maliketh starting to move faster
Imaginethats the plot for the elden ring movie
That's what makes it great

I’m basically Jesus
yo :> dont think i've ever spoken in here lol, mostly stick to pc coop, how is everyone
Talm bout sum e
Huh.
True
yes
Helloooo
hey :>
Misfortune I get it
how very kind of you
Hey freshmeat
I’m doing ok. Feeling weird about an anime I just dropped. How r u
helloo
Meh I got nothing better to do LMAO
Give us ur lunch money
I told you it becomes hell because ur whole purpose is win without getting hit , but if u do it normally u won't notice these stuff
He's right behind me, isn't he? (cue f***ing imps in a catacomb)