#general-discussion
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the games only get harder, so you need to learn dodging, parrying, etc.
The main rule of these games is this: Don't get greedy with attacks, and do not panic roll.
Always remember to adapt.
I'm going to panic roll till my feet break
Genius idea
Why he aura farmin
the first offical boss you'll find will basically be the true tutorial.
He'll be your test on how well you dodge, placement times of healing, greedy attacks, etc
Did you meet the tree Sentinel yet?
there's no way he didn't, you always see him at the start
and I saw that message lol, they're scared XD
I mean did he fight him yet
HELP
😭🙏
cmon period, you got it!
The arrows shall be my sorrow
Did you die to margit yet or nah
Nah
Next of kin, im but sorrow
have you fought Tree Sentinel? aka big gold guy with gold horse
Use torrent to ride by that tunnel like thing
Ran from him to the church and then to the place where you get map
Good choice. Very good choice.
Smart choice to run
he is NOT easy for new timers
he's actually there to teach you to not always rush for the bosses, to explore around
How use horse
I tried fighting him like 10 times on my first playthrough,and I gave up
the first three bosses I'd say you can consider your tutorial bosses.
USe the ring the girl gave you.
Open Equipment, go down to where you flasks are, choose a empty slot, then put the ring in that slot.
Then, simply swap between your flasks with the down button on the dpad (if your controller) till you have it selected then press Square or X if on xbox.
On horse
Torrent will be your bestie😀
Torrent may be on of your closest allies, but he is NOT invincible.
Fall damage can kill him like it can you, if Torrent dies, you'll have to use a flask when summoning him again to revive him.
Besides that, the girl, Melina won't hate you for killing him.
Counterpoint:Torrent is Yoshi
throw that ah into a pit and get your air
Except if you do a certain thing,but that's spoiler territory
no leave torrent alone😭🙏
Nope right into a pit, and you know where torrent 2 is going?
To a nice farm upstate
just kidding, pit
IM ACTUALLY LOCKED IN
I beat malenia first try of today and placidusax first try ever 🥳
Fantastic job bro
how'd you deal with waterfowl?
Run, trick her by spinning around her at the start, or just full on tanked it with a shield?
U dodge
Spinning
Ran past evil chud and his evil archers and now there's evil shumagorath thingy in swamp and knockoff aot titan nearby what now
people do it differently.
Aot Titan, XDD
thats good man
What now
tank the 1st cause im usually scared, roll into the 2nd, and im usually far enough way from the 3rd after that
alright, you ran past mr big ugly guy right?
Simply follow the path and you'll find your first true boss, your actual tutorial boss
Can I beat him
Atleast you beat her, though tanking isn't good
yeah.. I just got lucky
It'd be hard but give it a try.
Again, he is tough as he's suppose to be the game teaching you about certain things.
I bringeth ancient wisdom for the fans of parks and rec/the office
There is a precursor series that is far funnier
Ima go upgrade sword then fight him
“Summer is only beautiful when you know winter’s coming”
summer rains you can never predict them - Double D
never beautiful imo but it depends on where you are I guess
The plains (where I am) see a time of drought during the summer with temps reaching in excess of 110 degrees some years
Theres like 5 or 6 ways
more beautiful when a kid.
the world is much brighter and more colorful. Spending time with your grandparents, sitting on the rocking bench, listening to mourning doves, playing with the other kids until sunset and it's time for dinner.
Now it's just death for my garden and higher heating and water bills lol
life be funny like that
It is time
The sound of cicadas and crickets
Where did they all go
What’s in your garden?
gone, like our childhood.
now if thats not deep, idk what is
Time Waits For No One
I want to get that tattooed
how long does the gold pickled fowl foot last?
I die in 3 shots
It lasts for 180 seconds
3 mins I believe
Do i go to roundtable hold?
Level vigor to between 25 and 40
I just started
Depending on how far you are
25 then
you don't HAVE to, you can wait as long as you want
When you get to rennala get 35 vigor and then after level to 40
Roundtable hold only has some npcs for quests and a swordsmith if you just staryed
Grace
Wdym
You technically don’t even need roundtable hold to upgrade weapons or apply ashes of war
Grace
Grace what
Grace
Grace
Grace
I think you need it to upgrade weapons
Nah u can do that at church of elleh and iji
You can apply ashes of war at a grace tho
Holy, if the deals shop will be graceful I'm about to make my elemental deck look lit as hell with this weeks gold haul, check out this art boys and gals
Oh yeah I forgot going to roundtable hold is easier usually
I don't think they know what those are
Not really
Help
like they're pure new game
Why not?
You can upgrade weapons and apply ashes of war immediately and ashes of war once you get whetstone knife
He kill
What part of the game r u at
Do i summon cooperator
For what boss
Major boss
Which one
First
Morgott??
Fungus eyes
You have to wait for killing margit or traveling to liurnia/Caelid to go to roundtable hold
What the hell are you talking about man😭
Margit
hiu
Ohh
Market
bro talk like a caveman 💀
Brain hurt
Food
bros inflicted with scarlet rot
What's ur lvl
Drink
And weapon
Almost done cleaning up the peninsula on my new playthrough. Haven't even gone through the gates of the castle yet and already at 20 hours
Watch tv
Can someone help me out with some trading? I'd like to mule some stuff, and I can mule in return 😊
Smoke flowers
Go boom
Against the rules, sorry.
#rules number 14
Ah ok sorry my bad
Hi, everyone
Why do u ask
Yes, what di
I told u since u keep dying to level vigor to 25
Achoo
Upgrade weapons to +3
How
Or +1/2
Dude, look around.
You have to explore and find things yourself
not blessed.
I go make brownies
Get runes, talk to the lady that asked u to take her to the foot of the Erdtree
I did
Level up with runes
Did
To 25 vigor
Vigor 16
:(
bro i was fighting a dragon then i used a gold pickled fowl foot and then a bug attacked me causing me to get knocked into the dragons fire breath and i died
Farm the dragon in front of fort faroth if ur in the know
i dont know anything
Lmao
ruptured crystal tear invasion builds my beloved
that sounds like a great clip
unfortunately i dont have anything to clip with
Nivida instant replay?
i dont use that
thats a thing to clip with
Found worm
Im tryna do alexander ironfists questline but i didnt talk to him before the radahn festival, i exhausted his dialogue there and i cant find him anywhere did i mess up the quesline orrr am i just in the wrong spot?
talk to him after beating radahn, he'll be nearby
in the boss arena there
Died to wolf
yeah i did indeed do that
look up his questline, it's easier
can alexander beat gideon
Where find 3rd church of erika
You get no brownies
I feel nothing but hatred towards you now
What is spirit calling bell
lets u summon
Might be time to stop drinking rum and start drinking mojitos

Why do you drink so much
Might be time to put down the devils nectar you sinful hummingbird
Brownies done. Eyes hurt. Brain hurt. Go to bed. Yall get brownies in the morning
After about 15 hours on my first attempt I beat morgott 😄
First run through not attempt
Fantastic
What are some decent ans fun dlc weapons to use
Danes footwork, ancient meteoric greatsword, the two listed above
Okie
Ngl, most of the dlc weapons are fun or solid to use for one reason or another
I wanted to use the poleblade of the bud but i don’t want to deal with all that
The caveat being alot of them scale funny
Like the highest AR weapon in the game is dlc but it requires 4 stats
Or a somber str/dex greatsword that has faith scaling exclusively for its weapon art and not attack damage
Poleblade isnt that good anyway, its just got the cool swishy swashy swordspear moveset
Its both easier and better damage to pick up a keen guardian swordspear and grease it, poleblade only has better range on it under these terms
I finally caved and upgraded to high lord artificer
We yap about so many diff games idk which one thats for lmao
Can someone drop me nightlight items please? I cant afford the dlc. Just need weapons and charms and maby some rube
Runes
how do i become dark black? i dont see it in the character edit section in the mirror my friend is literally pitch black
hes gatekeeping its pissing me off
Wdym? I drink maybe once a week at this point
oh uh, mono blue urza
Sorry you just talk about it a lot I assumed,my bad
Ayyy I do be talkin about it much
Yo ho yo ho and a bottle of rum
Lol mb for assuming your a alcoholic
It’s ok
I have made alcoholic adjacent decisions but that’s just because I like to have fun

Oh yo, this thing is insane lmao
And depression
Mono blue wincon that pays for itself if it resolves so you can hold up counterspell mana is super gas
Mostly depression and guilt
I never drank before,and I will keep it that way
That’s a good thing
It will all be ok man
Dont even need the activated ability on it, thats just for disrespecting your opponent
Guilt for being an idgit and depressed for never letting myself be happy
Thats a catch 22 innit
Aye
Consider hiring a military lawyer to navigate the complicated regulations of your mind
Ye, I was using the budget version but like, you're telling me I can pay 5 repeatedly to rip through my deck and anything I get I cast for free?
Funny she used to always talk about her military lawyers
I am not a veteran
Who the hell brings up military lawyers as a regular event
das what my mind looks like
Doesnt even ask for a tap either, this is good stuff
She is a hothead and very protective
Really though this Costco rum is different from the last one I had that tasted like a sailor Jerry captain Morgan blend this one tastes like kraken 🤮
Don’t drink kids

talking about alcohol is against discord tos?
I divest each of thee of thy grace
Talking about anything is against them
Plus, I can literally jsut run the budget topdeck version in the 99
Have I been sleeping on the show Merlin
maybe it's a pet peeve of mine but it's kinda annoying when I get summoned for the Radahn fight and the host is on the other side of the map
that's not as fun
Hello niche community
hello
How did that happen
Hello
Hello CHALANT AND NON-DEMURE GALIDIAN
If ya want some baller interactive storytelling, give Look Outside a try when it eventually hits consoles
Hello my glorious spectacular wonderful goat
What is that?
How do u know it’s coming to console
A survival horror roguelike about an unemployed gamer trapped in his apartment during a visit from a massive eldritch entity
It has an ENORMOUS amount of character in the writing
That does sound kinda baller
(A good example is the first npc you're likely to encounter when you start exploring, she asks you to get her laundry from the laundry room on the ground floor and hides in a large trenchcoat. This is because she viewed the visitor, and is hiding her transformation into a large hydra like entity out of shame and fear of persecution. (plus the other heads are sentient and jerks).)
Woah that’s wild
Her shape at the start of the game is relatively humanoid but as days progress she gets worse, and eventually the extra heads become massive tentacles that develop individual hungers and start devouring other residents while she begs you to kill her to stop the carnage.
(You can actually spare her too, very cool of the devs to give the player the option to take a harder route to keep a character they like intact)
have you played darkwoods logic
Yes, very interesting take on a mycelial infection
I really liked the twist at the end
It's also very interesting gameplay wise. Watched a lore video about it and it's damn tough, been sitting in my library now
It seems rather stressful but these type of games have something to them that draws you in
I won't spoil it (I know I have a habit of talking about things in too much detail) but the true end is a real punch in the ass
sup
waddup dootz
I think I've watched ⅓ of the lore, I can't imagine a happy end either way
||TLDR:You go home except you don't, you were actually still in the woods, laying in a heap for god knows how long, being drained dry by the fungus behind it all. A nearby flamethrower from another who attempted your task waits to put an end to this.||
Rq I'm just trying to join my friend in VC, but all are lock. What am I missing?
uh woops
Is this tuff in the alcoholic community
If ya mean the clerks gif, no, it's tuff in the comic book nerd community
kevin smith is a HUGE comic nerd so clerks is generally beloved by comic nerds
||That was the scariest part, when he first got to that tree. Before that I wondered why suffer? But what that tree or whatever it is is doing is terrifying. I doubt a flamethrower is enough to end something of that scale||
No I meant the cocktail emoji LOL
emojis don't have that much meaning do they
||Surprisingly? It is. You walk away from the screams of its many manifestations dying.||
🥃
Yuck
I was looking for this emoji but I have to type in whiskey not drink
I’m not an alcoholic just because I drink alcohol
that is one hard line

How often do you drink tho
Like once a week
Son
😭
darkwood is so unique and the story so full of despair, I wonder how you even get that idea
wth i just used a double ruptured tear and someone took 1 damage point
it does 3k damage they didnt have the bubbletear or the perfume
at last someone that's not one shot, regardless of how they achieved it
and one shield tal wouldnt block that much
Day is never finished master got me workin
they took 1 damage not survived with one
a 3000 damage instance did 1
you were searching for a worthy foe I'd get outta there tho
they didnt even have heavy armor
I’m sorry I think I should eat
it was an invasion
bleggh
don't be sorry but yes you should
Idk I kinda want to roll an erdleaf cigar

I got leftover dominos and leftover Texas Roadhouse after
What came up on google looks exactly like something pirates were smoking back then
Blue steak 🤤
I do like a fine cigar but what’s inside these look more abit like the leaves in demon souls
I was fully expecting a blue blue steak
🍃
Nah it’s just as rare as you can get
I kinda want this
You gotta name it something I suppose
You’re supposed to throw it in the freezer for 10 minutes and cook it on a high sear but they didn’t do that, it’s ok though still fire
is 1 the lowest you can get

Yeah this is generally a critical failure
The real "intensity" of what happens is up to the dm
They made it as rare as possible with a light sear
Spamming and knowing how to use it properly are two different things.
most restaurants cut corners whereever
Yes but it’s well seasoned and it’s good
Is that exclusive to 1 and the highest or every
number
I could cook it better
that you enjoyed it is the most important
Pepperoni and chicken is a baller combo
Steadin payin all that:Sear off some bottom round in a pan (cheap cut, tough), toss it in a multi-purpose rice cooker set, toss in a can of diced tomatoes, seasoning, a cup of beef broth, aromatics like fresh garlic or green onion you wanna add
On pizza
set it to slow cook for six hours
I got some London broil
And some tbones
hi
Ello
at hour 3, pull the steaks and cut them how you prefer (I like strips or cubes), and put them back in, add a little soy sauce, anything you like flavoring-wise at this point, but before you return the meat to the juice, run it through a sieve into a bowl, and pour it back into the pot
I am a gourmet
this will clarify it
Never heard of pork brains and gravy I see
🧑🍳
in the last 30 minutes of the crock pot cook time, add a block of cream cheese or a cup or two of heavy cream to the pot, and stir till its emulsified
too late
Grr 😾
make you some pasta, and toss it in, you now have creamy steak and whatever pasta
(I like mushrooms and bacon personally)
Why I oughta..
I like that and tomato’s
oh no they're there already
Right
you add a can of diced tomatoes during the initial steps
big thing I should mention
Forgot
do not submerge the meat, add about 2/3rds liquid
you want to braise it, not boil
rotate it during hour 3 when you pull it out
Is it gonna be rare
No, but the steak will be so tender you'll think it is, plus you're using bottom round, a value cut
so, you aren't paying 35 dollars for steak
I had a really good pulled beef Italian beef sandwich that surprised me the other day
I thought it was gonna be deli meat
Remember, you're slow cooking this over the course of 6 hours
at that point hog knuckles are edible
(they are dog chew toys when raw)
I have pork hocks I think in my freezer idk how to cook them 😭
The lady got them before
What kind of beans do you like
I like red beans and baked beans
Make baked beans. Here's the kicker.
Put the hock in the pot at the start.
Also add brown sugar or mollasses (preferably both)
And after that?
That's it, you're using the hock to both flavor your beans and add protein, pork hock, belly, and bacon bring a ton of flavor to beans
Wait are you wanting a recipe for baked beans
Beans
Ok but how do the pigs feet cook
Oh no it’s pork jowels
You boil beans. If the hock is in the pot, it cooks with the beans lol.
I forgot
Any of those work
Jowels, feet, if it contains connective tissue it's going to make one hell of a soup/lentil addition
No need to slow cook
I mean you ABSOLUTELY can
Or am I slow cooking
slow cooking is awesome if you wanna, its a set it and forget it method for most things
I have an instant pot
wash your beans, add them to the pot with seasonings/flavorings and the pork, and plenty of stock, set em to slowly simmer over 6 hours
(seriously though wash the beans)
Apparently my plumbing line is busted
Mine are canned lol
That's what I mean if they're black beans
Heylo
canned black beans have this slime to them
greetings
Ur supposed to wash them?
Ye, you wash most forms of beans unless you like whatever they're in
I should try washing them 😭
(usually it's a preservative slurry added during the canning process)
don't try do it
I'm constantly stuttering... 5080 GPU. all drivers updated. I've tried on Medium settings too, and still stuttering... what is going on?
Why not 
Raytracing off?
@celest remnant im starting to like slimy monsters
yes
They saying do it
good, slimy monsters are very based
i watched/played a movie game recently

with one in it. And it was really fun actually
One of the best things about the shadow of war series is that everything has very organic modeling
You stab an ork, and you see that mans fluids leave his body
I might try them out then
I got bored kinda quick with the shadow of war games
I think I played one that was free on ps
is shadow of war like an rpg or sum
One of my big gripes is the pacing
Or is it a movie game
there's so much space between activities
Logic got promoted
LOTR tie in
I’m pretty sure I ended up just replaying a souls game 😭
the only lotr game I've played was that lego one
Ohhh
Last Chapter Master got eaten by a daemonette (not how you think)
Bro same it was so fun
I did watch the movies
Lego games are something fr
Tru
So like, metaphorically or literally, I was thinking literally
Only watched the hobbit
Ah then yeah how you think lol
lol
I don't get people who are weird about daemonettes
holy delusion that is death you clown
I mean, it's not like I can't see why
but so willingly
done kilt malenia. felt good to win that fight without using a summon 💪
You'd be surprised by how many people are into things like that

Im wearing cuckoo set bro 😭
The dominos slice sauce tastes like thousand island w blue cheese….
huge dub my goat
Hello elden ring people
Hello chud from Greece
It is a new month and i havent been on this server in a month
I gotta change my name for the 18th time now
Give it some time man you just made the account
Have never been to greece
helloo
Im confused now
Me too tbh
Anyways what should i make my new name
I change my name every time im on the server
Nothing to do with Greece that's for sure
something to do with pancakes
carian
So pancake something..
Or something pancake
there isn't that much drip to be found early to mid game
get the outfit of the guy who drops the nagikiba
If an ADC player from the game league of legends attempts to talk to you, just ask them why they can't control a wave, this will cause their hardware to overload and enter a period of reset from sheer anger. This will give you time to exit the conversation.
Someone give me an elden ring related term
Smithscript daggers
Greek Tragedy
rickety shield
I dont thinck thats an elden ring term unc
The dementia getting to you logic?
I want a blue and red drip thoo
I shall now be rickety pancake
Morgott is a man who proudly loves his order, would and does die for it, and the people he protect would racism on the spot if he were to show his face. His own mother would've had him locked in a sewer alongside Mohg.
if you as a jungle want your mid to run it down ask why they didn't help you (opp had prio, your wave was pushed in)
It's been a long while morgott
you need the jar helmet
get the fit from the guy below roundtable
Irs like molting and getting new skin i feel like i am a new man
If that doesn't sound like a greek tragedy I don't know what does
the invader with the scythe
What is big bro yappin abt😭
wat was his name
It’s dialogue from the game
this is related to the greeks ✅
I got too many lobotomies to understand this
You asked for Elden Ring related terms. Greek Tragedy definently is one the game takes MASSIVE inspiration from them.
i forgot but i know he has a cool cloak with red studs at least
Your student loan debt
LMAO
what abt helemet though
Haha. Now we’re giving you scarlet rot
bro shut up 😭
he has a red studded mage hat
bunch of bullies
logic handing out reality checks
so uh
i dunnoo
i was thinking about some red helemet or a hoodie
Any brainrot terms other than 67 means you get a lobotomy and scarlet eot
"I'm gonna be a philosophy major and make so much bank." - Someone out of touch with reality
not the greatest
im getting drake gauntlents though
damn
study finance
and maybe night cavalary pants
thats how you make bank
imagine if mohg got a wolf cut and started an emo band
what about IT
Electrical engineering
Whgat
works
Pineapple on pizza is good.
❌ ❌ ‼️
great opinion
its just finance is the more you do well the more you get paid
horrendus takes today
and that makes sense to me
More then works, do you know what the last electrical engineer I had out here made
Correct opinion btw
you could get the dancers hood if you have dlc
is greatsword best for strength
i do now
“You know what else is massive..”
thats pretty decent
i just killed dts so idk if i can take on mohg
He spent 15 minutes inside my home and made 1600$
Exactly tomato your own quote wolfik.
I personally use smithscript daggers because it stacks a bit better with strength truzzt no lie
why T_T
Who out here hating
go away
Black olives is also good on pizza
actually the perfect hat would be the fire knights helm
but massive sword 😄
Aw man
True
i was thinking the same thing
Fault from old wiring that was being slowly burnt up due to too much wattage passing through it
could've burnt my farm to the ground
I said smithscript daggerz..😾
Aaaaa
although idk if my bulid is strong enough 😭
1600 is a lot tho
MONKE
whatcha got
massive sword aura🤤
So wr all agree that olives are good
SINNY
Not really, the potential for loss is way worse and much higher

im using 2 straight swords
i mean yeah but for a 15 minute job its a lot, here they would charge way way less
Green ones are gross
It was out in my barn, which is where I dry my crop Sinn
Some people are just wrong and thats ok
1600$ vs 50'000$
i see
its worth it obviously
😾 ..
you got that
just expensive
Yes
For sure, no way I'm doing it though
I know what a single bad jolt can do to me lol
if you dont know what ur doing then yeah
Thats why u the goat
Carian Knight's Sword and Regalia of Eochaid
leave it to the expert
and like idk what talismans to use tbh
Pepperoni, chicken, olives, jalepenos, pineapple, onion
interesting, multi hit would be good for the eochaid one aow
Use shabriri's woe ❤️🩹
idk wat that is
I know the basics but here's a stupid thing about life:Book does not = field experience
🐐
Best tali inn thge gaem‼️ ‼️ ✅
i will do millicents questline for sure. but im not using the ash too much
Random list of things?
ofc its why 5 years of experience is more vaulable to an employer than 5 degrees
Pizza toppings
I thought pozza but I never heard of onion on pizza
Onion is interesting
claw talisman will probably be good
I could see it though
Onion..😨
On pizza?
Where are YOU from 💔
Yes 😭
onion is like a classic
onions on pizza is good though
oh warlock is insane @velvet canopy
I've never had it B4 yo 
Ive never had onion on pizza
i am running abyss focused because chains are big funny
what game
you prolly just didn't notice
d4
If I had two toppings I’d do onions and pepperoni
i havent played, im waiting for someone to play it
Now that I think about it probably
IM SO EXCITED FOR THE DLC
the real topping that we should hate on is anchovies, do you know a single person that actually likes that on pizza
Right here man, I'm already in and it's a hoot
Fk that I’m takin myself out
Is there anyone who can help me with the messmer boss fight I’m struggling for Xbox?
new seasons p good too
anchovies sounds lika a plant
Anchovies 🤮
but it's fish
ya im using claw + turtle talisman with 2 empty talisman slots 😭
damn i have d4 dlc
Give up twin 😼
and the destiny dlcs
check #xbox-co-op
T_T
Gotta be pineapple and ham
also new resident evil to play AND rdr2
what are we saying 😭
There’s so many fish that might be good on pizza why did we go with anchovies
We are telling people to give up❤️🩹
winged sword insignia, not the rotten one, would still work fine cause mohg is pretty slow
Cant think of a single fish that would be good on pozza
thuna
Shrimp, lobster, crab
i might get Godskin swaddling cloth as well
Swai would be good in small pieces
ehh, catfish maybe?
Not a single fish 💔
Ahi tuna
kinda mid talisman, heals like 2 health 💔
why not the rotten one
burning the kitchen
do you have it
idk what else i could put there to fill the spots
Crustaceans
i killed ghost godfrey not so long ago so not yet
But i see all of these being decent on pizza
Wha
huh
What
I saw that
must have been the wind
Idk something something
WE saw that
chicken butt
Mustard been the wind
there is your reason
Must have been the wind
I passionately hate you.
wdym
Ritual sword on my pizza?
Can't wait fffor seazon three‼️
more damage to ur stomach
you gotta go through a bit top get it
How do you cancel on someone when ur drunk
wrong reply but sure
Would thst be like using s laxative
i just need to kill morgott then im almost set
I ate all my leftovers
i gotta kill nial and loretta (and ensha but its ensha so)
Or just tell them like a not meanie poo?
you then have to go to the haligtree and get to malenia
Makes u sound indecisive
Better to fall asleep
wdym to malenia
And ghosting them is better? Right…
What ya doin sinn

Yeah you're right John, just ignore them ❤️🩹
i dont have to fight malenia for the quest though
getting ready to go out, hbu
i gotta beat up her sisters
It’s not ghosting at an hour that people are in bed 4 hours prior
Hi
It’s fkn 1 am
if you want rotten wing, then you have to go pretty much to malenia to finish it, the nearest grace by that point will be the malenia grace
Hello Aryan
hi hi
You made the plans.
ikik
I said “you tryna hang”
Not gwan argue about this
💔
for that extra slot, put ritual sword
why ritual sword though
Anyone got good talisman suggestions for ancient meteoric ore great sword build
cause what else are you gonna put there
Oh it was “you tryna come chill” “I was about to go get some wraps”
sacrifical twig to save my 200 runes
With no response from her
Shabriri's woe, uhh, lightning drake talisman 1, and you should be good 2 go
i could steal some stuff
and radagons soreseal
your true nature eh
bouta enter ng+ with +1 flasks
charge attack things, turtle , and maybe jar shard
why +1
Gym
thats the spirit, are you doing a no flask run or something
no.
i just uhh beat the game with no hit runs
so i didnt bother with flasks
blue flasks are a thing
I don’t always make the best decisions drinking if she says she’s coming then I’ll get some coffee but fk
so green turtle(then the dlc one) dragoncrest shield. winged sword and claw?
yeah i used some, i just still had +1
never became a problem
alr then

winged sword or ritual
i was at like 25 mind and i think 11 vigor with radagon soreseal
winged
cuz 2 straight swords are better with suciesive damage im assuming
🤺
slower build up tho
Hey whgat the heck
@paper seal the laundry lady I mentioned earlier, she is horrified by her transformation, and believes she'll never be able to wear her normal clothes again, so in another instance of look outside defying horror game tropes, you can get her a pretty dress to make her happy after killing all her ravenous heads and calming her down.
i do have to beat malenia tho
ritual sword is 10% for as long as you're healthy
or i could js go on into ng+
i made this destined death build that im rethinking after making it
malenia is fun to no hit, you should
"That's a woman?"
;//
or 6%->8%->13% but i cant get hit or otherwise it ends right?
Yeah, she viewed a cosmic entity that changes your biology on a fundamental level upon doing so.
shes so pretty ❤️
It's so sad dude, you bring her her basket of clothes and she's very excited for a split second before immediately breaking down into depressed crying
its my first time beating elden btw 😭 shes lwk the only boss i dont even wanna attmpt no hitting
you can get hit but if you dont hit again pretty much right after it resets
Did you buy the elden subscription ?
i see i see
whatchu mean first time, did you no hit your first playthrough bosses 😭
you can send them in either #community-help or #builds i believe
Son he left the server 💔
so the monsters aren't monsters in a just out for blood sense? Killing all her heads and then making her happy with a dress is, I'm missing the word. Indie horror games are cooking either way. Makes me kinda think of that one game where you need to check visitors for whether they are monsters and then you can let them take shelter
uh yeah is that bad
me when i dont get responded to in 0.2 seconds
ur still a meatloaf
💔
no just why though
Takez 1 to kno 1‼️
idk man im tellin you watching lvl 1 runs inspire and create people
zzz
she could be a teacher at monster uni
crazy thought
nah
did u guys ever lie here
i'll take your word for it
should i start rune farming w sacred relic or ng+ then go mohg then do it
i spread mis info a lot so yes
Everytime
what mis info did u spread
I'm not allowed to lie
this is a paradox
I never lie deliberately 
How
i couldnt name you everything but i gas lit someone into believing that radahns great rune could summon meteors
😭 why
if you lie every time then that would also be a lie and thats a paradox
funni
ng
Oh damn. You're smart
Guys I'm restarting the game
And playing as Confessor on lvl 1
And I'm tryna no hit tree sentinel
yes. "im veeery clever"
gonna take me like an extra 2 hours
i dont know my way around places fully yet
Give up 🤺
Shouldn't be too hard, remember to dodge into slams
What Judge said
nah, you can just go around storm veil and do his quest pretty fast
what if a rock hits him
try again
icl idek what stormveil is
That would be a skill issue
lowk guys
i was gonna go to mountain tops nd teleport
imagine an elden ring anime
did u fight godrick 😭?
I'd rather not
i said imagine
yeah i just dont remember the name of the places sometimes
only rlly important spots 😭
ok i started ng+
i gotta look up what these abbreviations mean, one sec
Don't order me, Tarnished
Go back to the graveyard you crawled out of
i cant lie i dont even know
i cant lie i dont know
oh damn im unc
i didnt understand fully
its okay grandpa take ur pills
i see
no but fr imagine an elden ring anime
My laptop fps drops on this game fights so it's kinda hard to dodge
you can finish varres quest in like 45 minutes if you're fast enough
Got the graphics low?
Radahn bro

Everything low
just dodge
Maybe try hitless when you're a little less.. poor...
if i can do it so can you carnage
lwk forgot to pick up some sacred tears so now i deadass just started at +1
whats one more no hit run
i lwk put 50 vigor cause im probably gonna get destroy on the f skill windup of black knife sometimes
and i had nothing else to put the rest into
cant u get like +9 before killing any bosses
Oh god
shouldve been mind but its ok
yeah but i completed the game with +1
not on purpose, i just came across none
you can get +10 actually
this is a moment of mis info
did it work
wait
u made me think
do i keep my bell bearings in twin maiden
yeh
did anyone see the latest the boys epsiode
worth then
oh my gohs i almost cried
i was kinda hoping soldier boy secretly knew it was gonna kill him
or soldier boy took his powers but I GUESS the ending is fine.
i dont like the deep anymore
can u blame him though
yes
he doesnt even wanna be there 😭
hes scared and all he can do is hide in water if he wants to leave
the powerscaling is also dumb
the deep is just a meme
black noir is a meme as well
black noir 2
deep has funnier moments tho so ofc he wins that
original is goated
they all have their own strength
and it's not str vs comedy
well it is, it's not str vs str
it's their highest vs the other highest
and that's what determines the victor
what are u talking about
if they fight, and, say , homeland has ss in whatever, power
and the deep has f in power but ss in comedy
they are evenly matched
no idea what u mean
now the second factor
homeland has f in whatever
but the deep has c in the 2nd factor
So now you dont like him?
so now its ss + f vs ss + c
so even if it doesn't look like the deep should be winning, based on feats and well his powers
wellll
Not a good look dawg😭😭
dawg
he can still win as long as the hidden stats are higher than the other persons. Homeland ofc isn't a one trick pony
he wouldn't lose to the deep
just to give an example
gng what the actual hell is going on in my hometown 😭
whos ur fav character
its so bright here the floor turned white
Frenchie and mm
butcher is aight
first frenchie fan wow
You watched season 5?
i cant even see properly after getting back into the house
Idk ab FIRST
3rd
Yup
Soldier boy did the dumbest thing in latest episode
Idk why he gave it
Kinda stupid of him
don't judge too early
maybe they are doing the clone route
don't @harsh wharf too early
Jus cuz clara loved homelander too doesn't mean he's better bro
Clara infact slept with every man she's not that special 😭
I was already here
if they are doing the black noir clone stuff then the shows so over 😭
comics were bad enough
when was the black noir clone stuff
in the end in the comics
last I watched was 3
the reveal was so quick
oh thought it was about the show
wut reveal
black noir in the comic
midra's mans
comics are still terrible 😭
I need help plssss i cant defeat fire giant im playing on ps helppppp
That is 100% not gonna happen bcoz black noir is ded now
didn't we come to the conclusion that comics are great in their own way
and best of luck, you got this!
Does coded sword do good stance dmg?
i like invincible comics more than the show
#community-help best ask here, they are more knowledgeable on that matter
or there rather
shows did some stuff better though
maybe the invincible variant stuff will be diffrent
my god this boss is so trash lotf devs had a look at tree sentinel and thought "yeah lets make that 10x worse"
wut is that
The show made Thragg look like a baby
top 10 worst bosses ive fought in any soulslike game
---> some <---
its a good morning , going to the parliament
hi marshall
hi my friend
hru
im as good as ever glad to see you well
Bro this is hilarious
Im helping a friend with mlekith and I defeated him solo, and when I see my dms he told me "do u think can u solo him for me"
Chat I realized I'm dumb as hell
Witcher is a conjugation similar to fisher or trapper, I thought it was just a completely made up noun
noob
what
hey gng
Random realization I had when I was thinking of The Witcher
what


