general-discussion

[shrewd gust]

yh it does

[paper seal]

I went back and forth on strength and moonveil but ended up using moonveil for up till radabeast and because I kept running out of juice I went strength and sticked with that ever since, now I'm doing a new run but just with moonveil to have access to both

[edgy aurora]

Maybe you should wake up

[shrewd gust]

i am awake

[edgy aurora]

Not currently

[shrewd gust]

i am

[wild echo]

Hola

[shrewd gust]

i j ust woke up

[edgy aurora]

The fact that your dreaming about discord is crazy

[shrewd gust]

yh ikr

[tawny imp]

Delay on dodges is gone make me do sum

[shrewd gust]

i swear im gonna break my controller cause of that

[edgy aurora]

Wake up

[lean gate]

why

[shrewd gust]

fym why i just told u the reason

[lean gate]

no

[edgy aurora]

You didnt

[shrewd gust]

son

[lean gate]

daughter

[shrewd gust]

sister

[edgy aurora]

Nephew

[shrewd gust]

uncle

[edgy aurora]

Gotcha

[lean gate]

mom

[tawny imp]

Gang ts is pissing me so bad cuz everything one shots me😭

[shrewd gust]

damn gng what lvl are u

[edgy aurora]

A high one

[brave summit]

What was fromsoft thinking when they gave the magic academy guards more accurate then the mgs at Omaha beach 😭

[edgy aurora]

You gotta time the dodge

[shrewd gust]

darksouls better

[lean gate]

whats ur vigor lil bro

[brave summit]

Time the dodge when I got 70 beams form 9 different people

[edgy aurora]

Yes

And also hide behind things

[kind quail]

revenge for iwo jima

[shrewd gust]

guys the ragebait worked

new method

[edgy aurora]

Why are you baiting here?

[tawny imp]

No im just doing faith only run rn

[lean gate]

bro wdym no

[shrewd gust]

damn

[tawny imp]

Technically 10

[shrewd gust]

cause i love you

[edgy aurora]

Peakkkk

[manic ice]

Call it rage bait depending on positive or negative reactions

[lean gate]

nob

[edgy aurora]

Awwwww,

[tawny imp]

After this is dex bro I cant wait for dex

[brave summit]

And then the little wood guys got 8 bows with Aim tighter then my ex 😭

[tawny imp]

I can actually punish an attack😭

[edgy aurora]

I had 99 faith

[kind quail]

wtf does that even me

[shrewd gust]

yh true

[manic ice]

💔

[tardy kernel]

that is not how it works😭

[kind quail]

wrong reply AND spelling error

yeah nvm im leaving

[edgy aurora]

Nooo

[coral urchin]

Thank god

[edgy aurora]

You're needed here

[manic ice]

Oh my

[kind quail]

who are you

[shrewd gust]

is every dc server as corny as this one?

[tawny imp]

Bro cuz all the dex weapons im gon use aren't slow asf

[kind quail]

dc?

[lean gate]

oh no its shnrai

[coral urchin]

No

[edgy aurora]

Nah, but it's funny. Plus earlier we were talking about stocks

[shrewd gust]

nah bro facebook

[lean gate]

larp

[shrewd gust]

which stocks

[kind quail]

you mean the .com

[edgy aurora]

Mostly s&p

[hasty dirge]

sholore hamale tirnsu siwe

[tardy kernel]

could also just make a fast weapon scale with strength

[shrewd gust]

nah bro .corn

[coral urchin]

Totally

[kind quail]

💔

[shrewd gust]

guys i almost broke my fist,broke my mic and almost my controller cause of elden ring. is that normal?

[edgy aurora]

Waiting for the kernel to pop? Just make it juicy

[coral urchin]

No

[lean gate]

play some brawlhalla to calm down

[edgy aurora]

So much buttery delight

[coral urchin]

Seek therapy

[tardy kernel]

are you a manchild😭

[shrewd gust]

to calm down? ts will break my monitor

[hasty dirge]

brimeki loomandoge kakeraki lado😭

[manic ice]

The house is a quarter of an inch longer than before

[coral urchin]

Absolutely

[lean gate]

then a ranked game of leauge of legends followed up by 5 games of ranked rocket league

[coral urchin]

I hear you

[shrewd gust]

do yall wanna see my hand

[tardy kernel]

no

[shrewd gust]

its all purple

[tawny imp]

I wanna use balls on godfrey so bad rn

[coral urchin]

LOL

[manic ice]

Pause

[lean gate]

??

[edgy aurora]

Lol

Bros down bad for the shirtless guy

[shrewd gust]

yup this will break my pc

[lean gate]

everyone here plays brawlhalla to calm down

[shrewd gust]

guys i beated elden ring with every weapon hitless

[coral urchin]

Is this aura

[edgy aurora]

The brown kind

[hallow shale]

Can yall please pray for me? I need to beat this Genshin Impact addiction

[tawny imp]

Do u not know?

[coral urchin]

😭

[lean gate]

not know what

[edgy aurora]

I pray for ur downfall

[shrewd gust]

genshin impact such a femboy game

[tawny imp]

Balls

[lean gate]

i do know about balls

but wdym

[edgy aurora]

Ayo?

[shrewd gust]

what kind of balls

[lean gate]

steel..

steel ball run

[edgy aurora]

Are they on a run?

[shrewd gust]

oh i thought meatballs

[edgy aurora]

Damn

[lean gate]

bro i would devour some meatballs rn

[edgy aurora]

Sus

[shrewd gust]

me too

[manic ice]

[shrewd gust]

but only urs

[lean gate]

i havent eaten since tuesday

[lean gate]

what

[shrewd gust]

only what u bought off the grocery store

what else did u think

[lean gate]

nothing

[shrewd gust]

are u sure

[lean gate]

bro i got no money

imma lowk starve today

[edgy aurora]

You still got meatballs

[shrewd gust]

same thats why i have to crack my games

[tawny imp]

Icl one more time on godfrey and if I cant do it im doing ts tmr

[lean gate]

pretty sure, threw a trashbag into space

[shrewd gust]

im also at godfrey and yh

[lean gate]

just dodge

[shrewd gust]

smarthead

[edgy aurora]

Just parry and jump

[manic ice]

Uh huh

[whole walrus]

tips if you want them

[manic ice]

Is that real

[shrewd gust]

guys i have bloodhound lvl 9 for godfrey

[tawny imp]

No way

[shrewd gust]

should i switch

[whole walrus]

only if you want to

[tawny imp]

Don't need tips I just need my dodges to not delay

[edgy aurora]

What is his cross slash?

[lean gate]

nerd stuff

go away tomato

[whole walrus]

godfrey's?

[edgy aurora]

Yeah

I'm having a hard time remembering him doing anything cross related

[whole walrus]

can be strafed by hugging him and walking right

its closer to two diagonal attacks rather than a singular cross

[shrewd gust]

bro his 2nd phase is annoying hes playing basketball with me

[manic ice]

Earth splitter aoe 💔

[edgy aurora]

Alright then

[gray trellis]

“His” “me” bro is not Shakespeare

[edgy aurora]

Jump

[manic ice]

Are you talking to me

[lean gate]

guys

[shrewd gust]

huh

[lean gate]

do u guys wanna make a perfect game

[tawny imp]

Omg ye one more

[edgy aurora]

One more nugget

That's all I can spare

[viral kite]

hai everyone

[lean gate]

hi.

[whole walrus]

hi.

[manic ice]

What if we make another souls game reusing assets from the first couple of games and slightly change the story

[shrewd gust]

guys im starving feed the homeless

[edgy aurora]

Sooo

[lean gate]

hear me out

[edgy aurora]

You have the Xbox tag

[whole walrus]

and make it a roguelike 3 player coop

[lean gate]

combat from ds1. hitboxes from ds1. fps lock from BB, bosses from 2nd half ds1

[whole walrus]

kill me

[edgy aurora]

Sounds familiar 😭

[manic ice]

[shrewd gust]

sekiro combat better

[lean gate]

or what

[lavish sundial]

Can someone paypal me 3 dollars for food please life sucks im sorry 💔🫩

[manic ice]

Playtime is an hour and 39 minutes

[lean gate]

what u gonna do huh

[whole walrus]

job

[lean gate]

why is this bot not banned yet

[edgy aurora]

Alexander is commin for u

[lean gate]

@whole walrus do ur job

[humble sparrow]

wsg chat

[whole walrus]

stop larping

[manic ice]

I'm sure you can scrounge for a couple of quarters in the couch..😼

[lean gate]

u did not just call me a larper

[shrewd gust]

larper

[humble sparrow]

search the couch could find ALOT of stuff inside

[whole walrus]

el ay ar pe ee are

[manic ice]

Ok.

[fleet pond]

[lean gate]

pipsqueak

[tawny imp]

Ye nah fck godfrey im doing ts tmr

[edgy aurora]

[shrewd gust]

guys what is even elden ring abt, i see a bowl running towards me

[manic ice]

Yeah.. you would give up..

[whole walrus]

you ring and then you elden

[tawny imp]

Vigor lvl 60✌️😭

[edgy aurora]

Being maidenless

[shrewd gust]

Ohh

[tawny imp]

Ye n doing ts tmr

[timid tide]

You need to be added to the pot

[lean gate]

guys

[shrewd gust]

can i just turn into a horse

[manic ice]

Anyone else find a long hallway in their house recently

[lean gate]

no

[fleet pond]

I only do Alexander's quest line for pot

[lean gate]

i only do alexander's quest to kill him

[manic ice]

Well.. did you even look?

[tawny imp]

I hate blasphemous blade bro

[lean gate]

i dont live in a house

[whole walrus]

bb is pretty boring

[manic ice]

Okay

[lean gate]

battle beast is pretty cool

[whole walrus]

boring

[tawny imp]

Also when u have 10 vigor the whole heal sht dont matter😭

[lean gate]

ur boring

[whole walrus]

why are you at 10 vigor

[fleet pond]

Get more vig

[tawny imp]

Faith only

[whole walrus]

i see

[lean gate]

just use talismans

[whole walrus]

so basically catch flame and win

[lean gate]

ru using opaline bubble tear

[tawny imp]

Ill rather just use iron balls then blasphemous blade

[shrewd gust]

guys what if i just play gay does it mean that i beat the game

[manic ice]

Uhuh yes very interesting

[whole walrus]

or u can use catch flame

[tawny imp]

Im using that for radagon

[timid tide]

Wish we could powerstance pyromancies, hittin catch flame like Fred Durst

[whole walrus]

are you doing a weapon per boss or smth

[fleet pond]

No, it is impossible to beat elden ring

[tawny imp]

Kinda im doing ts for a video

One day ill make it on youtube🥺

[lean gate]

hi youtube

[shrewd gust]

yh ik

[manic ice]

Can't wait

[coral urchin]

Use fundamentalist spells against Elden beast

[lean gate]

why do u have that in ur gallery

[shrewd gust]

guys whats the best weapon

[manic ice]

Holy guac ❤️‍🩹

[lean gate]

beast repelent torch

[timid tide]

Why would you not have some of those in your gallery

[fierce iris]

Hi

[fleet pond]

Me

[manic ice]

Smithscript daggers btw❤️‍🩹

[lean gate]

because why

[whole walrus]

what dont i have

[weak tapir]

thops

[tawny imp]

Nagakiba double slash blood flame blade

[timid tide]

Why not

[lean gate]

a cute cat pic

[timid tide]

the goober

[tardy kernel]

money

[lean gate]

why yes?

shnrai ru rich

[coral urchin]

Unemployment

[lean gate]

wdym

[manic ice]

Oh my

[lean gate]

all experts get paid each month for helping people

[whole walrus]

i wish

[coral urchin]

Yeah mods get paid too

[lean gate]

ya

one ban = 25$

one helped person 12.5$

[whole walrus]

!ban @lean gate

[weary kindle]

🚫 scary blue name, you can't use that.

[whole walrus]

damn

[lean gate]

L

[coral urchin]

Imagine

[lean gate]

ur weak

[fleet pond]

They get paid in thanks from people they help

[whole walrus]

thats like saying im paying you with exposure

[tardy kernel]

what character is that

[coral urchin]

I would put on my fake nice mask until I get mod

[whole walrus]

gaster

[lean gate]

i dont think ive ever seen someone say thank u to the experts

[coral urchin]

Then just ban everyone

[tardy kernel]

looks cool

[fleet pond]

I have

[lean gate]

i thought thats the marionette

[whole walrus]

the man who speaks in bands

[manic ice]

Undertale❤️‍🩹

[lean gate]

ur not him

[timid tide]

Yo

[edgy aurora]

Ga-

[lean gate]

bro i wanna play some mario party

[whole walrus]

ck

[plain sentinel]

hello

[whole walrus]

hello

[lean gate]

hi

[plain sentinel]

my hair is too long

[whole walrus]

cut it

[manic ice]

Buzz it

[edgy aurora]

Is it now

[lean gate]

just throw it down the tower

[whole walrus]

get a skullet

[plain sentinel]

Im considering eating it

[lean gate]

huh

ru deku?

[edgy aurora]

Holy prediction

[manic ice]

Dye it brown and yellow

[paper seal]

superstars is the best

[timid tide]

🥁 🪈 🪕 🎻

[plain sentinel]

how do u get expert role

[lean gate]

be me

[manic ice]

Elden pass subscription

[coral urchin]

You become a nerd

[lean gate]

fr

[whole walrus]

be a loser

[edgy aurora]

You become an exthpert

[lean gate]

thats not true

[fleet pond]

Help people and be liked by experts

[plain sentinel]

no really how

[edgy aurora]

Your not a loser

[whole walrus]

thats right its only @sick storm

[manic ice]

I think it's like a vote

[lean gate]

just be good at the game and help people or sum

[lean gate]

tom gives me unc vibes

[coral urchin]

When was the last time Tom helped anyone

[edgy aurora]

I think wolfik should be an expert

[coral urchin]

He’s just trash talking me

[edgy aurora]

[whole walrus]

be reputable, contribute in some way, mods vote on you but experts can nominate

[lean gate]

no i have barely any good knowledge about this

[edgy aurora]

So humble

[lean gate]

i have like tip of iceberg ER knowledge

[plain sentinel]

oh im nowhere near good enough

[lean gate]

fr W wolfik and W speed

whoose the worst expert tho

[edgy aurora]

You

[whole walrus]

you dont have to be a genius at the game to get expert, but you should be knowledgeable about some aspect of the game like build making or lore

[plain sentinel]

the greater will hit everything and created everything or something

[whole walrus]

@whole walrus

[plain sentinel]

i like to think i know the lore but i really don't

[coral urchin]

In Marika’s own words:

[plain sentinel]

maybe if theres a test

[lean gate]

why ru so mean to urself

[manic ice]

Greater will brought the mist or beast ❤️‍🩹 then two fingers or something

[whole walrus]

im just quoting best!!

[kind quail]

what about strength build population in relation to crimes in lyndell

[plain sentinel]

"I like the color yellow."

[lean gate]

get out

[edgy aurora]

I got a test, who stole the flame?

[timid tide]

mist,
or beast

[manic ice]

Prolly not

[coral urchin]

“I hate omens”

[plain sentinel]

which flame?

[low path]

alexander the great jar

[kind quail]

erm

[edgy aurora]

The flame

[whole walrus]

prolly not

[edgy aurora]

Yo it's goated vyke

[lean gate]

if me and godfrey got into a fight whos winning

[edgy aurora]

The real elden lord

[manic ice]

Average omenkiller

[whole walrus]

me

[timid echo]

didn't he fail ?

[whole walrus]

the bum

[low path]

In the flesh

[plain sentinel]

uhm... the gloam eyed queen?

[timid tide]

You don't have the right O' You don't have the right,
You don't have the right O' You don't have the right

[lean gate]

i think u would lose to roderika in a fight

[edgy aurora]

Cuz shabriri didn't tell him how to do the frenzy flame ending correctly

[plain sentinel]

or do you mean like the flame of frenzy

[whole walrus]

yeah because we would be friends and skip off into the sunset

[lean gate]

no

[timid echo]

brah

[lean gate]

u cant do that

[plain sentinel]

who even is shabriri anyway

[timid tide]

Shabriri forgot to tell him to take his armor off 😭

[whole walrus]

friendship always wins

[lean gate]

this is not a disney movie

[edgy aurora]

Fr, such a simple rule

[fleet pond]

You got it wrong its:
"You don't have the right O' You don't have the right, therefore you don't have the right O' You don't have the right "

[low path]

😔

[coral urchin]

Hyetta my beloved

[timid tide]

I'm partial to the one I did, that one's just pushing the length

[manic ice]

Oh

[whole walrus]

its close

[fleet pond]

Maybe the real elden ring is the friends we made along the way

[lean gate]

send me a link to that

[edgy aurora]

The answer was Adan

[whole walrus]

lazy bum

[manic ice]

Wh

[plain sentinel]

all my friends died along thr way

[lean gate]

shut up

[plain sentinel]

...who is Adan

[lean gate]

give me the 10hour version while ur at it

[manic ice]

Breaking both of your legs in a minute 💔

[plain sentinel]

did i miss something

[timid tide]

thank you yandere girlfriend

[lean gate]

yandere gf lowk a dream

[edgy aurora]

He stole the flame of the fell god

And then ran to liurnia

[timid tide]

Big ahh fireball?

[plain sentinel]

Oh wait the fire monk

I was actually thinking of that

[edgy aurora]

Big ah fireball, lil ahh dude

[lean gate]

is there a elden ring minecraft server

[plain sentinel]

gimmie another question

[timid tide]

Flame of the fell god is such an embarrassingly disappointing spell

[plain sentinel]

ill get it this time

[whole walrus]

kinda kinda not

[edgy aurora]

Who is radagon really?

[whole walrus]

red haired harlot

[edgy aurora]

This is an easy one

[plain sentinel]

Marika... possibly

[lean gate]

what does that mean

[timid tide]

Awesome name, it takes two slots, relatively high fp cost, just for it to be a slow moving, mediocre even for one slot damage, barely any lingering flame damage ball of sadness

[paper seal]

create one yourself is what that means

[whole walrus]

theres an offshoot server from here that had a mc server that nobody used

[lean gate]

what if we revive it

[whole walrus]

rain of fire is worse

[shrewd gust]

are the magma blades good?

[plain sentinel]

Radagon might have been Marika, Marika might have been Radagon. They might have been seperated at one point or are two entities that had the ability to fuse at will. But now they're stuck together

[lean gate]

u can become kratos with them

[coral urchin]

Yeah

[timid tide]

Imagine if Flame of the Fell God hit like Giantsflame Take Thee with high added fire DoT

It'd be so nice

[edgy aurora]

Alright, time for a real one, what drops the tree sentinal armor set

[timid tide]

Fr, it's such a cool idea just for it to SUCK

Even if you hit every single droplet, it's mediocre even compared to the damage of the basic fireball

[plain sentinel]

...one of the tree Sentinels, i think

[coral urchin]

I feel like flame of the fell god can be good against enemies that like to move around a lot

[edgy aurora]

Nope

[coral urchin]

Like Malenia

[edgy aurora]

I'll give you another shot cuz I edited the message

[timid tide]

Maybe, but it's barely worth it

You can still just toss a GFTM at them and the AoE will get em

[whole walrus]

atp just catch flame

[timid tide]

Most enemies don't dodge out of the spell's charged radius

[plain sentinel]

the one at the first step

[edgy aurora]

But flame is hot

[timid tide]

Afaik

[plain sentinel]

I think...

[whole walrus]

i miss my wife

[edgy aurora]

It's from the chariots in the azula hero grave

[plain sentinel]

I miss my husband

[plain sentinel]

oh i hate heroes graves i never do them

[pseudo pulsar]

is there a damage chart mod for nightrein if anyone knows

[lean gate]

whos ur wife

[plain sentinel]

no wonder i didn't know...

[plain sentinel]

ok uh... any lore specific question

[coral urchin]

Who’s more mentally unstable

[edgy aurora]

Alright alright, I got the hardest one yet, who killed marika

[coral urchin]

You or her?

[lean gate]

no idea who that is

[timid tide]

The really cool part of arcane is that you can run the dragon communion seal on a build with barely any faith and you still have access to some of the best pyromancies and they'll actually do even more damage than if you used a different seal to cast

[weak tapir]

me

[coral urchin]

Leda

[edgy aurora]

||shhhh||

[plain sentinel]

The Greater Will

[whole walrus]

who stole the rune of death

[edgy aurora]

Nuh uh

[timid tide]

Like I consistently get Dragon Communion Seal to 343 without pushing anything, but the second I try Erdtree at 80 fth, it's like 323 or something

[lean gate]

zeus's lover?

[edgy aurora]

Bayle 🤤

[plain sentinel]

Marika, then gave it too Maliketh who had part of it stolen by Ranni

[lean gate]

wrong response

[timid tide]

And then I still don't get buildup on the erdtree or anything!!!!

[plain sentinel]

uh... Radagon?

[edgy aurora]

That's uh, debatable on how

[whole walrus]

ask #builds to help you

[edgy aurora]

But that's half right ig

[plain sentinel]

Or was it technically herself

[static kestrel]

her brother i think wtv his name was i watched like an 8 hour long lore video on elden ring a year ago

[edgy aurora]

I'll give that to you

[coral urchin]

I think she killed herself

[plain sentinel]

Because shockwave turned her into stones

[edgy aurora]

I was going to say the tarnished

[timid tide]

It's not a question of needing help, it's that the Erdtree Seal <<<< Dragon Communion Seal unless you have spells that need a ton of faith to cast

[coral urchin]

And radagon tried to repair the ring?

[plain sentinel]

but we marry her i thought?

[edgy aurora]

Huh?

[plain sentinel]

We become her consort at the end

[coral urchin]

You marry her corpse yeah

[edgy aurora]

Damn, what ending is that in

[lean gate]

chat is too smart for me 😔

[edgy aurora]

Horendously sad ending

[plain sentinel]

wait what she isn't even alive at the end?

[edgy aurora]

Age if stars ending at least isn't a necrophilia ending

[coral urchin]

Idk

[plain sentinel]

well that's great news, i hate marika

[coral urchin]

LOL

[plain sentinel]

Who is also me

[edgy aurora]

All the more reason to do frenzy flame ending

[plain sentinel]

Im not edgy, i just want blue wife

[coral urchin]

REAL

[edgy aurora]

Which I'm doing to save malenia

[coral urchin]

melina

[plain sentinel]

The lands between can honestly kick rocks, it's not worth trying to fix

[edgy aurora]

Mb...

[coral urchin]

You’re not saving the rot goddess

[edgy aurora]

I got so used to correcting melania into malenia that I did it by instinct

Melina*

[edgy aurora]

Why not thou

[plain sentinel]

tall woman = malenia.

Melina = arsonist

[late breach]

Achoo

[coral urchin]

Wish we could

[glass flame]

Bless you

[edgy aurora]

Fr, she could become my hand 👌

[plain sentinel]

so then if marika isn't alive how does the golden order go on

[edgy aurora]

Or blade

[plain sentinel]

If we are to continue the system from before isn't she supposed to be alive

[edgy aurora]

We make it go on

[coral urchin]

No idea, I’m not a lore expert

[plain sentinel]

that seems lonely

[edgy aurora]

Yeah, litteraly every ending is besides the dung one

[plain sentinel]

But ranni is wife

[edgy aurora]

But your still traveling alone with her

[plain sentinel]

and? id prefer that than the lands between tbh

[edgy aurora]

Not that it's a bad thing

[plain sentinel]

atleast we have eachother

[coral urchin]

Who would want to live in the lands between

[edgy aurora]

Morgott

[coral urchin]

Be fr

Morgott is like

[plain sentinel]

like i truly think it's better if we just leave

[coral urchin]

Yeah

[plain sentinel]

what are we gonna do realistically? is it even our problem

[tawny imp]

Is balls the best speedrun weapon?

[plain sentinel]

or did marika just say it's our problem

[tawny imp]

I actually forgot whats the speedrun weapon

[manic ice]

Smithscript daggerzz 😼 😼

Truzt me❤️‍🩹

[coral urchin]

Yeah lol

[tawny imp]

Thats just the most broken weapon

[plain sentinel]

then screw all of it the lands between aint the tarnisheds problem

stars are better

[edgy aurora]

And if you think about it, almost all of the main bosses. Are also her children. Or related to her somehow

[manic ice]

You can attack.. at range 😼

[coral urchin]

Broken beyond repair

[coral urchin]

She’s just a girl

[plain sentinel]

i do wish we could heal malenia tho

[coral urchin]

Same

[plain sentinel]

i always feel bad for her

[edgy aurora]

Same for millicent

[plain sentinel]

nuking calied was pretty based let's be honest

[coral urchin]

LOL

[manic ice]

Miquella was trying to, and then ditched malenia lmao

[plain sentinel]

Millicent got cursed

[tawny imp]

Got nerfed 5 times still one shots at +0

[coral urchin]

What

[edgy aurora]

She at her prime would be a horrendous boss

[strange flax]

the nameless king would honestly clear radagon and marika at the same time

[plain sentinel]

real

[coral urchin]

She is at her prime tho?

[tawny imp]

Cant malikeith fly

[coral urchin]

Like when she turns into the goddess of rot

[plain sentinel]

not even, she's atrophied and tired

she can't even beat a measly tarnished

[coral urchin]

We’re just built different

[edgy aurora]

Yeah, even with that form she's still not in top shape I do believe, as her body was still rotting from before the use of the form

[plain sentinel]

also

why can't melina live. why can't she stay with us

i love melina, she's just my little gal pal

[coral urchin]

She has to burn the erdtree

That’s her purpose

[edgy aurora]

No, it's our purpose

[coral urchin]

And she wants to see it through

[edgy aurora]

🪆

[plain sentinel]

but like why tho...

[strange flax]

if they ever make a sequel to elden ring malenia will likely come back as she’s not actually dead (as i’ve read online)

[plain sentinel]

who is her mom telling hee to do this

[edgy aurora]

anyways

[lean gate]

and she will become a friend

[plain sentinel]

yay

[edgy aurora]

My plan is, to burn the erdtree myself then use my Millicent's needle to save the world from frenzy flame, and after go for the golden order ending

[plain sentinel]

perfecto

[strange flax]

no, she will violently fill the entire arena with rot and we will all suffer for 10 hours trying to beat her because she won’t be relying on one move set as her win condition

[edgy aurora]

Fr, her win condition is only the light speed attacks and waterfall dance

[lean gate]

:c

[plain sentinel]

i like how some people say that malenia is fair because you can run away from waterfowl... bro how are you meant to do that

[edgy aurora]

It's actually somewhat easier then you think

[plain sentinel]

Or you coulf just throw pots at her too

[edgy aurora]

You start sprinting when she rises, and on her second set of slashes you have to start rolling

And then go under her for her third set cuz she goes over you

[edgy aurora]

That's if I had pots 🍯😞

[coral urchin]

Shes a fair boss imo

Waterfowl is the only problem

[edgy aurora]

And it's not that much of a problem

[coral urchin]

Her moveset is pretty easy to learn, and fun

[edgy aurora]

As it has counters

[coral urchin]

Yeah

[edgy aurora]

Fr, she's my fav boss prob

[coral urchin]

Same

I bought ER because I saw a big poster of her

[edgy aurora]

She's the main boss I was looking forward to going into the game

Cuz I heard about her big battle with radahn

But the main reason I got ER is cuz of patches

[coral urchin]

😭

[edgy aurora]

No joke

Long story though

[naive cosmos]

why patches

[edgy aurora]

Cuz he's my goat

And also the only stuff I watched about elden ring was patches doing pvp

👍

[late loom]

I know that dude

He's goated

[edgy aurora]

Fr

His pot accuracy aswell

[late loom]

Fr

Soup

[stuck kettle]

If I use golden vow in a dagger on my off hand is it the same as the incant

[late loom]

I think the duration is shorter

[stuck kettle]

Fahhh

[humble sparrow]

who ever tried to fist fight the sentient ball with barefist without any ashes of war except for kick

[late loom]

It's still like a minute or something

[edgy aurora]

Lowkey kickin balls

[stuck kettle]

I’m on the consort rn
Just making my build as strong as possible

[late loom]

Yeah use golden vow

What level of faith are you tho

[edgy aurora]

First time?

[stuck kettle]

Backhand blade
1st time yes

[green yew]

Guys I just started a new game and I never even levelled up once
So how am I lvl 10

[edgy aurora]

Gl

I hope you do better than me thou you probably will

[stuck kettle]

I’ve been fihting him for a while
Just taking a break

[late loom]

Certain classes start with different levels

[stuck kettle]

I get through first phase

[timid tide]

Love how ds3 feels the need to periodically remind you how terrible dark souls dogs are

[wispy bison]

meow

[late loom]

Correct

[stuck kettle]

15

[late loom]

The ones in irithyill are so ANNOYING

[late loom]

What build

[humble sparrow]

the dogs are annoying for alot of souls games

[stuck kettle]

I’ve never ran past so many enemies till I played ds3 lol

[timid tide]

How'd you know I meant them

[edgy aurora]

From soft loves making horrible dogs

[green yew]

I see.....I'm Confessor class

[stuck kettle]

Keen backhand blades

[green yew]

No

[late loom]

Cuz I just know

That's where so far for me were the worst

They jumped on my elevator

[paper seal]

so real

[late loom]

Biggest mistake in ds3 is running past enemies

[stuck kettle]

Speaking of ds3
I think I enjoy backhand blades cause there a reincarnated sell sword twin blades

[late loom]

So dex right

[stuck kettle]

Lots of dex
And lightning artament

[humble sparrow]

what i learned from running past enemies is that u HAVE to kill some of them or one of them are just gonna be right behind u

[paper seal]

depends, they catch up quickly so if you don't know where you're going. But if you fight them you could lose too many flasks

[paper seal]

they are relentless

[late loom]

I try to kill all of them

[stuck kettle]

It’s been a minute since ds3 😭
My fav boss is still abyss watchers tho

[humble sparrow]

that i agree 😭

[late loom]

Only enemies I ran past are the weirdos in irithyill dungeon

In the big room

[humble sparrow]

based

i would try that too

[late loom]

I saw like 20 and said nah fuh this

[timid tide]

Half the challenge of ds3 is that youre fighting the map

The other half is the camera

[late loom]

If I killed alderich does that mean I'm in endgame btw I'm still on my first playthrough on ds3

[humble sparrow]

my laptop sucks for ds3 ngl

[late loom]

The only reason I can play elden ring and ds3 is because my friend gave me his old PC for a while

😭

[stuck kettle]

I’d say alderich is end game

[humble sparrow]

for me im using a third party software to connect to my friends pc

[late loom]

Sulyvahn dash...

[humble sparrow]

if they arent busy

[late loom]

Oh I see

Wish fromsoft games were on GeForce now

[humble sparrow]

true

[late loom]

Only reason I bought Wuchang is to have a souls like to play when I eventually give my friend his PC back

[strange flax]

i want fromsoftware to make a berserk souls like game (like actually faithful to the manga minus some obvious parts that they won’t be able to put in)

[timid tide]

I always forget he can just teleport across 80% of the room and stab you

[late loom]

And if you in the open part of his arena and dodge the lock on will break

Not to mention it's hard to see if he's just holding the sword or going to dash

[timid tide]

Lowkey killed him by greeding so hard I deserved to die

Was literally spamming r1 before I could even see the bar because he was one hit

[tawny imp]

What buffs more ritual sword or red branch

[coral urchin]

Red feather

[tardy kernel]

red fefer

[blissful elm]

i feel like you marvel rivals player

😔

[coral urchin]

Is bro mourning

[edgy phoenix]

Hii

[light pond]

someone say an amount of runes

[edgy phoenix]

4582

[dusky dune]

4582

[tawny imp]

Do uk by how much?

[light pond]

mil or just the number

im tryna gring an samount of ruins

[coral urchin]

Red feather is a 20% boost

Ritual sword is 10%

[edgy phoenix]

Just a number

[light pond]

tell me a number to grind to

I need to upgarde vigor and faith, I'm lvel74

[tardy kernel]

just respec

[tawny imp]

Holy sht I've been missing out on 10%

Im q dumbass

[still wren]

https://klipy.com/gifs/touhou-fumo-44--k01KQY491D7S8J9B7D33MJM1SD3

[stuck kettle]

Ah back to Radahn da Dan wish me luck

[abstract rapids]

Radahn the goat

[stuck kettle]

He’s whooping my ahh
I’m quite aware

[abstract rapids]

Which one

[stuck kettle]

Pcr

[abstract rapids]

Oh

[lean gate]

hm

[light pond]

nah I need the runes anyways

[abstract rapids]

Aren't u the femboy from two days ago

[lean gate]

ur gonna farm?

[lean gate]

why did mwah leave

[coral urchin]

What’s your build?

[tardy kernel]

you dont

what stage are you at in the game

[abstract rapids]

Idk he blocked me

[lean gate]

why did he block u

[uneven hedge]

I thought this channel was dedicated to pointless arguments that lead to nowhere 🤔 (and some people banned)

[wispy bison]

meow

[stuck kettle]

Which great rune should I run
I’ve never used them but it’s pcr so mind as well

[tardy kernel]

morgott

[abstract rapids]

Idk we were good last night nothing was wrong at all

[light pond]

Strength

[coral urchin]

I ran Godrick’s early game

[tardy kernel]

one more time whats ur build

[coral urchin]

Then switched to radahn’s

[light pond]

Post godrick in black knife catacombs

[lean gate]

you had any mutual servers with him?

[coral urchin]

What does morgott’s do

[light pond]

Yeah

[coral urchin]

More hp or what

[tardy kernel]

then ur over levelled

[lean gate]

20% more hp i think

[coral urchin]

Ah

[lean gate]

i think it was 20

[tardy kernel]

25% hp

[light pond]

I put too much into strength so I could use the grafted blade greatsword

[abstract rapids]

Nope only this one , he saw my tiktok account yesterday and when I checked the list tdy he disappeared which means he blocked me even from tiktok

[tardy kernel]

respec with rennala

[abstract rapids]

[tardy kernel]

you have 0 reason to farm
also take advantage of 2 handing

[wispy bison]

that late into the game, probably morgotts

[lean gate]

thats odd

[abstract rapids]

The crazy thing before I wake up this morning I had a dream he blocked me

[lean gate]

bro was dreaming about discord 😭

[abstract rapids]

LMAO

[lean gate]

whats his tiktak

[coral urchin]

Chronically online

[sly arch]

Draconic tree sentinel genuinely pissing me off any tips?

[abstract rapids]

Idk the user but his name is same as his name here

He

[lean gate]

peak i gotta look through a milion mwahs

[blissful elm]

piss him off

[abstract rapids]

Wait yk what me and you on the same gc right?

[dusky dune]

Whats your level? To make sure you aren't underlevelled or anything

[sly arch]

How

Im level smth 40

[lean gate]

i think

[dusky dune]

I recommed 60

[lean gate]

did u kill rennala and godrick?

[abstract rapids]

Lemme text u there for a sec

[blissful elm]

you aint killing no tree sential bro

[sly arch]

Ges

[tardy kernel]

40 is fine

[tardy kernel]

what weapon are you using and what level is it at

[blissful elm]

for pro players

[dusky dune]

But either way, for DTS tips

[tardy kernel]

not how it works

[sly arch]

Moonveil level 4+ and uchigatana

[blissful elm]

it is

[sly arch]

Sometimes bloodhound fangs

[lean gate]

sometimes?

[wispy bison]

me, hello

[sly arch]

Yea

When i get bored

[lean gate]

do u change mid fight to confuse the boss or smth 😭

[dusky dune]

It usually does 2 attack chains on its hammer side, when it winds up for a bit long, it'll do one attack

[blissful elm]

moonveil😔

[tardy kernel]

i dont recommend using the powerstanced moveset
dts is resistant to slash damage

if ur gonna use the katana spam moonveils aow

[sly arch]

Ok

Thank you

[tardy kernel]

whats ur starting class

[blissful elm]

bruhh you played every op wp how tf you not killing him

[coral urchin]

Not leaving your room today?

[sly arch]

Samurai

[tardy kernel]

also not a thing

any weapon is "op" if u build around it correctly

[sly arch]

Why u so rude like jeez can’t a guy enjoy his first playthrough

[wispy bison]

no thank god

[blissful elm]

elden ring is not a thing bro

[wispy bison]

nothing to do today

[coral urchin]

Huge

[tardy kernel]

😭

[blissful elm]

you enjoy?????

[sly arch]

Yes so far

[blissful elm]

sad i cant send hulk sticker

[sly arch]

Everything is easy so far

[wispy bison]

you cant be talking smack with that broken ass english bro

[dusky dune]

Elden Ring is a horrible game

[coral urchin]

Ass game fr

[lean gate]

fr

[sly arch]

Morgott wasn’t hard just delays are annoying

And rennala was easy

Just roll

[blissful elm]

real

[tardy kernel]

ideally ur setuplooks like this
from here onwards you focus vig to 40

if you want a demonstration of the setup against dts lmk and ill get one

[dusky dune]

If far-ranged, it tends to spam it's horse's fireball. And if close range and it does the fire ball, the fire ball will hit the ground which has a bigger radius aoe

[sly arch]

Thank u so much for being helpfull

[blissful elm]

we need you to no hit that tree sential

[sly arch]

I don’t have too do i

[dusky dune]

You dont if you have enough vigor

[blissful elm]

cmon bro i believe in you

[lean gate]

wow shnrai is being helpful

[dusky dune]

But it deals a lot of damage

[wispy bison]

meow meow

[sly arch]

I already beat him first thing tho

[dusky dune]

Wait you beat DTS?

[lean gate]

w shnrai lowk

[coral urchin]

That’s enough brown nosing

[dusky dune]

Man with the amount of tips I gave, I should totally be an expert haha

[sly arch]

Lmao fr

[molten lichen]

Eleonora's Poleblade 🤤

[sly arch]

Im in school now anw so after school im gonna be on the grind

Anyways anyone wanna hear my guitar playing

Nvm

[coral urchin]

Yes

[sly arch]

Can’t send photos

[coral urchin]

#media-and-links

[abstract rapids]

Yes

[amber snow]

yo what's generally the best build to use? ion got dlc

[stuck kettle]

Why tf is miquellas hair screwing my timing on rolls
It’s throwing me off

[coral urchin]

I had the easiest time using arc/dex

[blissful elm]

W bro

[wispy bison]

with the ammount of people ive gotten banned i should be a moderator

[coral urchin]

Gurl

[wispy bison]

and id do it again

[abstract rapids]

That was so tuff gng

[sly arch]

Thanks boiiii

[dusky dune]

😭

[paper seal]

whatever you're most comfortable with but you can check out some builds in #1296757013988245524

[hazy sand]

With the amount of cool I am I should be both

[sly arch]

That’s probably why ur the evil witch and not the good witch

[twilit hedge]

No

[wispy bison]

my legs still hurt so much from walking

[paper seal]

it depends on how you look at it

[wispy bison]

hi kier

[paper seal]

like theres a reason for someone to get banned

[twilit hedge]

You are banned

[tardy kernel]

#1329521082054475796 star fist

[paper seal]

So in the eyes of the banned she's prolly evil but generally I wouldn't say so

[twilit hedge]

!ban @paper seal

[weary kindle]

🚫 camping_coach, you can't use that.

[coral urchin]

I got banned for saying I’m 9 as a joke

For 2 weeks

[wispy bison]

yep discord does that

[paper seal]

Well they have to

[sly arch]

I got banned for bwing twelve once and now im 15

[coral urchin]

It wasn’t discord

Somehow a living person thought that was the truth, pinged the mods and they hammered me

[sly arch]

Dang

[twilit hedge]

u could be reported for saying that rn delete ur message

[sly arch]

What was the hardest boss ever

[paper seal]

There'd be no way to confirm whether it's true or not and this being an official discord there is not much else to do

[coral urchin]

Idc

[twilit hedge]

Ok

[tardy kernel]

subjective but alot of people consider promised consort radahn to be the hardest

[sly arch]

In elden

[paper seal]

for me it was pcr ya

[timid tide]

Anyone else lowkey immediately start grinding the silver knights at the anor londo spiral elevator in ds3 once they get there

[sly arch]

I heard malenia is the hardest

[paper seal]

for malenia it's mainly that one move

[tardy kernel]

shes annoying but wouldnt call her insanely difficult

[coral urchin]

She’s definitely easier than pcr

[tardy kernel]

shes a waterfowl merchant

[paper seal]

pcr is like the whole kit

[spring valve]

yo

[paper seal]

real

[tardy kernel]

outside of thatu can just stun lock her to death

[spring valve]

im not able to join vc

[tardy kernel]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[sly arch]

My uncle beat the dlc and main gar he’s the one that got me in the game

[spring valve]

oh ty

[green yew]

Fire giant

[wispy bison]

meow

[tardy kernel]

nice

[coral urchin]

Is there like

An intended way to dodge that move

[tardy kernel]

what move

[coral urchin]

Waterfowl

[wispy bison]

water flow

[tardy kernel]

theres multiple ways to avoid it

[coral urchin]

You mess up her tracking

[sly arch]

Bas je sais pas je vous troll hehhe

[tardy kernel]

these are the main 2

[sly arch]

Tu said francais?

[tardy kernel]

theres also uses with vow of the indomitable/frost pots

[coral urchin]

I know how to dodge it

[sly arch]

Im so confused where to go my teacher is apseny

[wispy bison]

i hate waterfowl so much genuinelly

worst attack in the game

[sly arch]

My uncle beat malenia on his 5th time unlike kai

[coral urchin]

Yeah I agree

[wispy bison]

second is the magma wyrm triple charge death barage

[tardy kernel]

walk away

😭

[harsh wharf]

I swear waterfowl is smaller than it used to be

[coral urchin]

I mean it’s easy to avoid it

But still bs

Especially when it does it like 5 times in a row

[green yew]

Bedroom bully in the bando

[coral urchin]

Happens quite often in nr

[green yew]

He gon make it flip
Do it with no handles

[wispy bison]

im hungry

[coral urchin]

So am I

[wispy bison]

should i make something to eat or i dont deserve food

[coral urchin]

No food for you

[twilit hedge]

No

[harsh wharf]

I would make a mean pizza for ya

[wispy bison]

pleaseeee

pizza with blue cheese and black olives 🥺

[twilit hedge]

banned

[harsh wharf]

Oh hey that's what I usually do
I don't often like olives but they go good on a pizza

[green yew]

You don't deserve food

[harsh wharf]

Explode

Iris deserves food because she is cool

Stinky but cool

[twilit hedge]

No

[hazy sand]

Hi hungry I'm kier

[harsh wharf]

You don't deserve food because you're not on Rounds
Iris gets all your pizza slices
Sucks to suck

[molten lichen]

You called me?

[harsh wharf]

I am eating your brethren

[molten lichen]

🍕

[harsh wharf]

You look too.. neon to eat

Like a poison dart frog

[molten lichen]

Neon is not safe for consumption

[harsh wharf]

Maybe I'll test someday

[vagrant yarrow]

I have a question is it possible to reach farum azula in3-4 hours of playing the game?

[hexed kernel]

ye

[harsh wharf]

Absolutely

[vagrant yarrow]

What makes it possible

[harsh wharf]

Probably star fists or something
Speedruns exist if you wanna train off those

[vagrant yarrow]

I see

[molten lichen]

Usually a really good weapon like ruins greatsword. L2 everything. Or greatsword and pure strength leveling. Great stars is also a good weapon for bleeding + frost

[vagrant yarrow]

What if u started playing after 2 years. And back then u only beat 6 bosses

[molten lichen]

You'll probably have more success with a frost bleed weapon like great stars or star fist

[vagrant yarrow]

Is it still possible to gget so far so quickly?

[molten lichen]

I would probably say under 10nhours but not 4 or 5 unless you are a speedrunner and or use glitches.

If you avoid storm veil, you can probably save up 1 hour or so

[vagrant yarrow]

Does following the story line get u there under 4hours?

[molten lichen]

No

[vagrant yarrow]

Cuz i have a friend who i believe is lying out of his ass

Im on to him

[harsh wharf]

Was playing Insurgency Sandstorm earlier
My team have the spatial awareness of sea pickles
Move at the speed of them too

[vagrant yarrow]

Appreciate ur twin

[molten lichen]

Probably wants to show off to you and brag about being good? I wouldn't take it too seriously 👍🙂

[vagrant yarrow]

Exactly wht he doing🥱

[stoic iron]

on a casual, blind playthrough youd get to farum like like 80 hours

[vagrant yarrow]

Ya unless there is a wager

[stoic iron]

if you look up a guide on how to get to farum as quickly as possible, you could manage in 10

[waxen turtle]

Is he speedrunning 100% elden ring or something

[stoic iron]

you mean all achievements or

[vagrant yarrow]

Nah i asked him to beat the game under a month

[waxen turtle]

Achievements. Quest. Everything

[vagrant yarrow]

And he talking like he bouta beat it today

[waxen turtle]

You could beat it today. A month is just too much

[vagrant yarrow]

10hours.. does NG+ make it easier to get there too?

[stoic iron]

much easier

[vagrant yarrow]

A-

[waxen turtle]

More easier because you keep your items. Except key items

[vagrant yarrow]

LOL

[stoic iron]

NG+ is just a running simulator, you can very easily get there in 3-4 hours if you dont get lost

[vagrant yarrow]

YO LISTEN, i told him to show me proof that ur in farum azula by jumping 4 times at a grace😂

He saying he doesnt wanna do the bet now

😂 💀 💀 😂

Hell ya caught tht bit on red

[waxen turtle]

🫡

[harsh wharf]

I'm not sure you know what 'friend' means but who am I to.. Judge

[coral urchin]

I’m on his side

Like who are you doubtinguhh

[vagrant yarrow]

I gotta get a gf if i lose the bet twin😭

[coral urchin]

Is that

[stoic iron]

whys that bad

[coral urchin]

Not a good thing lol