general-discussion

[still wren]

😭

[lean gate]

hologram ig?

[worn wigeon]

his music cooked while he was fighting

[lean gate]

sekiro needs a dlc

[stray ridge]

interesting so im assuming i will fight margit again but he will be a lot harder?

[cunning tangle]

i mean, Dude got jumped by radahn at the start of the shattering for his loot, had to run, then bumped into malenia, got jumped again for existing wrong, all the while he was rejected by the demigods because his blood wasn't nearly as pure as theirs, something he has ZERO control over, He was then forced to hide in stormveil, because in the middle of miquella's manipulative bunch of crap godrick was decieved into thinking radahn was still looking for him, and after all that: lost everything to you.

[still wren]

i have more interest in yamamura than miyazaki now

[lean gate]

technically yeah. twice

[still wren]

miyazaki's next game will prolly be his retirement fund

[worn wigeon]

you gotta find that out but yes you fight him again

[lean gate]

so next year?

[paper seal]

damn I dread the skill grind

[lean gate]

cuz fromsoft usually drops a game every year.every 2 years

[paper seal]

prosthetics was bad enough already

[still wren]

no the guy is just flashier but his hp bar is tiny

[blissful elm]

we cant let him retire

[stray ridge]

fire

[worn wigeon]

he challenged malenia then licked her boots when he lost instantly

[stray ridge]

isnt his next game duskbloods?

[still wren]

oh yeah the skill grind took me 2 hrs of spamming backstab on the purple assassin guys on ng 4 or something

[blissful elm]

if miyazaki retire no more feets😭

[lean gate]

thats a win

[paper seal]

😭

[still wren]

nah man i dont want another sote, or ds3 reskin 😭

[worn wigeon]

metaphorically speaking

[cunning tangle]

it never said he challenged her, just said he lost

[still wren]

we need to stop this outdated ds3 combat

[lean gate]

he did say some stuff to her or sum like that

[stray ridge]

what class should i pick for my next ng? im thinking vagabond for something magic related

[lean gate]

wdym

[wanton scaffold]

Give me one good elden ring track

[celest remnant]

My brain can be summarized as a recording of someone saying the word "otter" on repeat

[blissful elm]

same boss for the 14th game

[paper seal]

main theme

[blissful elm]

😔

[paper seal]

😭

[worn wigeon]

it says he challenged her during the shattering

[still wren]

elden ring combat is basically ds3 reskinned

[wanton scaffold]

I almost believed you but realize the concept of rage bait still exists

[still wren]

ds3 reskinned, with a jump button*

[lean gate]

@still wren what if miyazaki makes a game that combines all the other games he made

[still wren]

that would be epic

[lean gate]

thats true. tho ds3 just feels diffrent in a way

[cunning tangle]

ohhhh

[blissful elm]

nah you ragebaiting at this point

[cunning tangle]

mb

[celest remnant]

The "mouse"

[worn wigeon]

lets be so real for a second, all of miyazaki's work is just the last thing with a shiny coat of paint. This includes ghibli films.

[still wren]

bring back bludborne rally, sekiro parry by default

[lean gate]

imagine bloodbornes atmphoshere. sekiros parrying and parkour,

[worn wigeon]

with the exception of bloodborne and sekiro

[still wren]

because it is man, compared to bloodborne and sekiro, elden ring combat is literally just ds3 with a jump button

[lean gate]

i always wondered why is sekiro and bloodborne so diffrent

[paper seal]

*the strongest

[worn wigeon]

and open world

[sleek shuttle]

Shuwa with the best opinions

[worn wigeon]

they had a new idea

[still wren]

im comparing combat not the whole game 😭

[lean gate]

it was so random diffrent though

completly diffrent game than ds

[still wren]

elden ring combat is just ds3, with jump

[lean crane]

Because they're not the same game? Why would they be the same

[lean gate]

i mean sekiro is the black sheep here

why noit make BB 2 or smth

[stray ridge]

how much bleed buildup do you need to proc bleed?

[still wren]

yamamura did sekiro combat and was a designer on bb combat, and directed ac6, bro has been cooking while miyazaki is just serving different body parts of a cow

[lean gate]

what games did he make

[still wren]

yamamura directed ac6, was the lead combat designer in sekiro and combat designer in bb, it seems that every combat system this man touches turns to gold

[lean gate]

he didnt make any of his own games?

he got talent for combat

[lean crane]

First off from software hates doing sequels(at least for their soul likes). In fact the only reason they did dark souls 2 and 3 is because of their publisher making them do so. So there was never really a chance for bb2, in their eyes that story has already been told and they would rather make something new

[still wren]

of course not, hes not a solo dev 😭 but he is the director for armored core 6, and that was peak

best mech combat in forever

[lean gate]

i see

[sleek shuttle]

Boycott fromsoftware until we get bloodborne 2

[lean gate]

what if we get some avengers shi in the next game

all the protagonists appear in one game 😭

[worn wigeon]

dang

[lean crane]

Ehh, I honestly like how fs does what they think is best rather than giving into consumer or publisher pressure. I feel like the reason their games are so good is specifically because they're doing what they think is best and doing that to a high standard

Consumers can be kinda dumb sometimes, and publishers just want whatever is gonna make money the quickest

[lean gate]

tru

[topaz heron]

One Million Royal Revenants

[still wren]

well i think miyazaki should just hand the whole combat designing to yamamura and stop recycling ds3 combat 😭

[lean gate]

what does miyazaki even do

[still wren]

bro cooked the best steak in his entirely life, and proceeded to cook that same steak for.....over 2 decades

[lean crane]

Haven't their 3 most recent souls likes been pretty different? Iirc it's ds3, sekiro, and elden ring
Sekiro is very different and even elden ring plays quite a bit differently

[lean gate]

whats the diffrence beetwen ds3 and ER

in terms of combat

[winged obsidian]

sekiro is different but er and DS3 are extremely similar

[lean gate]

expect jump attacks

[lean crane]

Stamina usage and regen which changes how aggressively you can play

Elden ring combat feels a lot different due to that

[winged obsidian]

they expanded the weapon skills into ashes though but like, movement wise aside from jumping it's pretty similar

[lean crane]

It's the same underlying system ofc but they still feel different enough for me not to see them the same

[coral urchin]

Ds3 with an open world and a dedicated jump button

You also get to summon a spectral steed

[lean gate]

and ur own summons

[winged obsidian]

It doesn't really help that the weapon animations are all so similar over the course of the series of games

[coral urchin]

No.

[lean gate]

imma use the albunaric summon this run 🥹

[winged obsidian]

Latenna?

[coral urchin]

Lmao

[lean gate]

no the albunarics

they have their own summon. theres 2 of them

[lean crane]

What I really find funny is how long they have been reusing the asylum demon

[coral urchin]

Yeah

[winged obsidian]

the babies

[lean crane]

Dude from ds1 still kicking in elden ring

[winged obsidian]

i hate the asylum demon

[lean gate]

i think when they get summoned they just spin to the sides lmao

[coral urchin]

The silver frogs yes

[lean gate]

[winged obsidian]

first time I played ds1 I got annoyed at fighting 3

[lean gate]

they are uh

[winged obsidian]

now there's like 20

[lean gate]

where ranni is

but if u went right instead to her tower

if i remember correctly

[coral urchin]

I don’t remember

[paper seal]

albinaurics are everywhere

[lean gate]

all erd trees have its movement no?

[celest remnant]

ur an erd tree

[lean gate]

be quiet

[celest remnant]

do you feel like you have movement

[winged obsidian]

a few of them have different bosses but yes

[lean gate]

yes

im about to hit a dance

[winged obsidian]

Rykkards has a pus of the erdtree monster

[lean gate]

2 moves maybe

[winged obsidian]

oh yeah golden land

[lean gate]

one can summon its copy, other jumps and spits rot

oh and the lasers yes

[winged obsidian]

hate golden land

[lean crane]

Yup, and it's extremely noticable lmao. You can easy tell how much less complex their AI is compared to bosses made specifically for elden ring

[winged obsidian]

it's the stall move

"fights almost d- oh golden land ok one sec"

[lean gate]

bro that move is so annoying

u dodge it with ease but he just spams it sometimes

[winged obsidian]

they're also pretty hard to hit from the front with small weapons for some reason

[lean crane]

The erd tree avatar in capital freaking loves spamming that move in the streets forcing you to run behind a wall, then when it finishes and you run back out the mf just uses the move again

[winged obsidian]

I noticed this in the fist only run I did

[lean gate]

hes free runes tho

[dense mesa]

how to increase number of talesman slot

[winged obsidian]

they do that move when you're far away, but then they use it again because you're too far to hit with melee and it leads to a loop

[lean gate]

u can have max 4 talisman slots. one u get for killing margit. other for getting 2great runes. and the 3rd one for killing a ghost of godfrey

[winged obsidian]

like with the furnace golems and the homing fireballs

[lean gate]

furnace golems?

is that the big dlc guy

[winged obsidian]

the dlc walking pyres

yeah, terrible enemies

[lean gate]

i saw cows kill skumnut

[paper seal]

terrible terrible even

[lean gate]

so im wondering what else is in the dlc

[paper seal]

They saw how many people kill greyroll and thought we love tedious stuff

[winged obsidian]

they commit the grandest sin of any enemy: being boring to fight

and being jank

[lean gate]

the ,,other" talisman slot u get by going to the roundtable hold and going that a room with an old lady

[lean gate]

are they just like fire giant

[wanton scaffold]

Mark i've make a Steak

[lean gate]

what refrence is that

[winged obsidian]

nah it's more like a golem with slower attacks, much more health, and one shot moves for most builds

[lean gate]

more health?

so more than like 40k hp?

[coral urchin]

I used pest thread spears to melt them

[winged obsidian]

it's a lot

they suck. you either cheese em, or grind em down

[coral urchin]

No one enjoys fighting them

[celest remnant]

Someone asked me what use Gran-Gran would have in my supposedly mythic rank speedrunning deck

[coral urchin]

Horribly designed enemies

[celest remnant]

I did not have the heart to say "it's because she synergizes with enduring vitality making her tappable" out of context that's wild

[lean gate]

,,Furnace Golems in Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree have roughly 90,000 to over 160,000 HP, depending on the specific location"

do they have some good weak spots or something

cuz wdym 90k to 160k

[coral urchin]

Their legs

[edgy aurora]

Or you can throw a hefty fire pot inside of them

[coral urchin]

If you hit their legs enough times they will fall over and you’ll be able to crit hit them in the face

[edgy aurora]

A couple times

[lean gate]

the furnance golems are 150-160feet tall

thats like taller than me i think

[edgy aurora]

Aim better 🤷‍♂️ and anyways it's supposed to be the way you beat the one in rauh ruins

As that one has armor on its legs

[winged obsidian]

one of the worst in their catalogue tbh

[wanton scaffold]

About a man who made a steak for another man called Mark

[winged obsidian]

the pain of knocking it down only to not get the riposte cause their face is too low/high

[lean gate]

this is too niche for me

[edgy aurora]

A mis steak?

[wanton scaffold]

It's invincible

Sonion

[edgy aurora]

That's still to niche for notwolfik

[wanton scaffold]

It isn't niche at all

[lean gate]

ik invincible

[wanton scaffold]

You're just not as educated as me

In Elite Ball Knowledge Academics

[lean gate]

dont u mean spaghetii

[edgy aurora]

If it's invincible why can I still see it?

[coral urchin]

In Marika’s own words:

[wanton scaffold]

99% rotten Tomatoes

[round hare]

face with bags under eyes emoji

[lean gate]

speed dying gif

[edgy aurora]

[wanton scaffold]

I know that reference

[keen spoke]

Fck owl father 😂✌️

[wanton scaffold]

I know almost every reference imagineable

[lean gate]

guys i got a question

[coral urchin]

Idk if that’s a good thing

[lean gate]

can i ask it

[wanton scaffold]

Go chase some Balls made out of Steel to improve your Run ability

[coral urchin]

You must be brain rotten

[blazing berry]

uncle grandpa good morning gif

[wanton scaffold]

I'm highly educated

[lean gate]

my fav vampire is here

[blazing berry]

hello femboy

[wanton scaffold]

Having knowledge is better than not having it

[lean gate]

okay dracula

[keen spoke]

Okay maybe I need a DIAMOND mindset that is UNBREAKABLE

[coral urchin]

🚪

[wanton scaffold]

Like some sort of Stone Ocean?

[keen spoke]

no I need to BATTLE him with TENDENCY

[lean gate]

what are you guys even doing

[trim juniper]

no clue

[edgy aurora]

Something BiZZARE

[blazing berry]

the castration of frank stone

[stray ridge]

tuff

[keen spoke]

Wait

[shut relic]

Best thing about leg day is the uphill walk back home
You gotta love it

[edgy aurora]

How's dying feel?

Hmmm

[blazing berry]

is he high gojo gif

[edgy aurora]

Must not be great 😃

[lilac quartz]

Is Elden Ring a JoJo reference?

[shut relic]

No. If it was it would be peak

[lean gate]

mid*

[edgy aurora]

Wdym? We can summon stands

[shut relic]

Quite a bizzare take you have

[lean gate]

i was on an adventure

[shut relic]

Why are there so many flights of steps to my way home 😭

[lean gate]

just jump up the stairs

[trim juniper]

You need to be highway star or smth

[tiny egret]

Wawawawawa

[plucky blaze]

[lean gate]

ur not iron mouse

[edgy aurora]

Go eat a red hot chili pepper

[tiny egret]

Not what i was referencing at all gng😭

[lean gate]

what do u mean by wawawa then

[tiny egret]

Idek twin

[lean gate]

gng its the only wawawa out there

[tiny egret]

Im just yapping

[edgy aurora]

Ur still not ironmouse

[sacred silo]

Is this good for a decent run 24 hours in game with a character completed the age of stars ending and beat every side boss and main boss including some dlc bosses along with 6 plus 10 weapons

[edgy aurora]

That's just like fact

[tiny egret]

Im a guy brother ik im not

[shut relic]

Can't stop listening to red hot Chili peppers

[lean gate]

guys

[tiny egret]

Yessir

[edgy aurora]

And?

[lean gate]

how far do u guys think each souls protagonist would get in elden ring

[shut relic]

Gals me mutahar

[tiny egret]

Hmm

[lean gate]

if theey took tarnished's place

[tiny egret]

Im horrendous at powerscaling ngl

[edgy aurora]

No clue, are each of the dark souls mc different?

[tiny egret]

Iyes they are

[lean gate]

well none of them killed outergod beings im pretty sure

[tiny egret]

I believe i heard either the Sekiro or Bloodborne had the strongest but i could be geeked

[lean gate]

i think its

[edgy aurora]

That seemed/seems like the basic stuff to fight in those franchise

[lean gate]

ER=>BB>sekiro>ds3>ds2>ds1

[tiny egret]

Yeah that would make sense

But wasnt the moon thingie from BB a outer god?

[lean gate]

he was

[tiny egret]

Hm

[lean gate]

thats why i did =>

[shut relic]

Quite far..none of them die so there's a small chance they all beat the whole game

[lean gate]

i lowk dont agree

[tiny egret]

That depends if they see grace bcs if not then uh. Its a long jounrey back

[lean gate]

lets say they do godrick->rennala->morgott->radahn then rest of the game

[coral urchin]

You beat prime radahn and a literal god in ER tho

[edgy aurora]

Unless there is a merchant nearby

[lean gate]

they just fight the bosses the tarnished does

and get through the areas

[tiny egret]

Outer gods outscale Radahn i believe

[shut relic]

Souls protagonist are all like natsuki himbaru

[green yew]

God i love the fact that you agree with me on this

[coral urchin]

What about Miquella

[lean gate]

well lets first get them past normal bosses before dlc

[tiny egret]

Miquella wanted to be a god so he threw his other half down a well

Miquella is a larper

[lean gate]

i lowk think chosen undead(ds1) gets to morgott and dies

[edgy aurora]

Fraudulent behavior

[tiny egret]

Real brodie

The hunter could prbly sweep ER maybe not withour dying but i feel pike if he has alot of blood packs hes straight

[lean gate]

i do think hunter becomes the elden lord and etc. the same stuff tarnished does

[tiny egret]

Yeah

[lean gate]

i think bearer of the curse (ds2) would die maybe to Fire giant?

idk his full lore

[tiny egret]

I would say he makes it to Maliketh then gets trailblazed

[plush hound]

fax

[lean gate]

yeah maliketh is a hard stop for him

same for the ds3 protagonist

[plush hound]

fax

[lean gate]

what was his name

[tiny egret]

Fire bearer or sum

[plush hound]

deez

[coral urchin]

Ashen one

[lean gate]

ya

now sekiro

[tiny egret]

Wait yeah fire keepers the uh chill lady right? (I havent played DS3)

[lean gate]

ya

[tiny egret]

Sekiro prbly clears as well

The protag is genuinly immortal right?

[lean gate]

he either clears or loses at radagon and elden beast

[drifting creek]

can somebody who has elden ring invite me to there steam family so i can play

[lean gate]

yeah

[drifting creek]

please

[lean gate]

hes also imo the most skilled out of the protagonists

and probably the most agile

[drifting creek]

i would really appreciate it

[tiny egret]

Radahn boutta be flabbergasted when he gets parried by some little ahh boy

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-will-always-triumph-over-gif-16744235858517193435

[blazing berry]

what a bunch of nerds

[tiny egret]

Thats so mean brodie

[lean gate]

what abt other gaming characters

[tiny egret]

Idek

[blazing berry]

i was only refering to wolfik dw

[tiny egret]

Oh ok

[lean gate]

dont mind the dracula

yk how vampires get during summer

[tiny egret]

Yep

[blazing berry]

bro its 26 celsius

[paper rain]

🦂

[lean gate]

not like kratos or sum

[tiny egret]

Lets exclude the obvious clears like doomslayer and allat

[lean gate]

yea

[blazing berry]

the sun is FULLY out

[lean gate]

u cant go outside we know.

[blazing berry]

i am outside!

[lean gate]

suree

[blazing berry]

i promise

[tiny egret]

Be so fr if Joel from the last of us gets I frames and inf stamina does he clear

[lean gate]

proof

[blazing berry]

im the only vampire that can do that

[lean gate]

theres no way a normal human is getting past the ruins

[tiny egret]

Ik

[wanton scaffold]

What was the femboy from dark souls named

Gwyn?

[tiny egret]

Sum like that

[lean gate]

gwynolin

gwyn is the final boss 😭

[wanton scaffold]

GwyndolinM

[lean gate]

gwyndolin? idk how to spell that

[lilac quartz]

Plim plim plom

[tiny egret]

Bim bom bim

[blazing berry]

what u even saying atp

[lean gate]

agreed

[wanton scaffold]

It's plim plomb plumb

[paper rain]

🥹

[lean gate]

@tiny egret what about V from cyberpunk

[coral urchin]

Gwyn was the father lol

[tiny egret]

He sweeps

He utterly eats ER

[lean gate]

idk if he does tho

[tiny egret]

Ik Ultrakill powerscaling gng he sweeps

Or actually. If he cant parry hes cooked

Besides that he should be able to sweep

[lean gate]

wdym ultrakill

[tiny egret]

Oh my goofy ah misread that😭

[lean gate]

😭

[tiny egret]

No V gets curbstomped

At most he makes Godrick

[lean gate]

same tbh

he has the tech but hes just a human

[tiny egret]

Ye

[lean gate]

hacks wont work so

big nerf for him

[tiny egret]

What about if Hornet for HK was scaled up to tarnished height

[lean gate]

what abt some superhero chaarcters

[lean gate]

i think he could clear

[tiny egret]

Hornets the girl

From the hit game Shaw and my Adidas

Bur yeah i believe she does as well

Grand mother silk was some kinda god

[lean gate]

ik i misspell alot

[coral urchin]

Malenia if she was a bug

[tiny egret]

Oh mb your good

[lean gate]

bro

[tiny egret]

Exactly bro

[lean gate]

i feel like deadpool could wipe the verse 😭

[tiny egret]

Deadpool def could

[lean gate]

comic one ya. movie no

comic marvel and dc characters are just stupidly strong

[tiny egret]

Someone said Gojo beats Radahn and i gave that man a stare of dissapointment

[lean gate]

its the same with thragg

😭

[tiny egret]

Neither would win if it were Thragg and Gojo

[lean gate]

thats why sometimes the debates are stupid

[tiny egret]

Exactly

[lean gate]

inverse are the best one

[tiny egret]

I was lwk boutta explain the formula for how infinity works but im not writing allat

[lean gate]

😭

[tiny egret]

In short you cannot get past it unless you have omnipotent lvls of speed

[lean gate]

ya its dumb

[tiny egret]

It is but its relativley cool for the verse its in

[lean gate]

ya cuz it fits there

what abt batman

[tiny egret]

It indeed does

How much prep time?

[lean gate]

maybe 12 hours? i think its fair

[tiny egret]

Hm. Telve hours would be enough to get something going for a few bosses for sure

Comic batman sweeps

[lean gate]

yah its not even fair

[tiny egret]

Ima lwk hop off in like 5 mins here its almost 1 am my time

[lean gate]

with preptime i think he could somewhat get to firegiant

[tiny egret]

Yeah

[lean gate]

alr

[lean gate]

and i think he could trip him or smth

[tiny egret]

Break his other leg fr

[lean gate]

thats batman style lowk

[tiny egret]

Yeah

[lean gate]

but he probably stops at maliketh

[tiny egret]

But would he kill the bosses is the real question?

[lean gate]

i think he would just injure them lowk

[charred trench]

Is talking about the other way to do co-op bad?

[paper seal]

Yes

[tiny egret]

I dont know ball what is bro talking abt

[lean gate]

what about spidey

[tiny egret]

Spidey has beat Galactus in the comics he sweeps

[paper seal]

batman is the coolest

[lilac quartz]

Yes, we don't do mod talk here as per rule 14 #rules

[lean gate]

ya i mean the game one

[charred trench]

What if I wanted to play THAT game mode

[lean gate]

cuz i think hes stronger than movie variants

[charred trench]

Just vanilla?

[wanton scaffold]

What about rule 15

[lilac quartz]

You need to find a server where discussing and organizing such games is a-ok

[charred trench]

Ok thanks

[tiny egret]

Yo Leovolai do you think comic Spidey could clear the elden ring verse?

[lilac quartz]

I dunno, I haven't read the Spidey comics

[paper seal]

what are comic spideys feats

[lean gate]

he gets beyonders powers right?

[tiny egret]

He beat the brakes off Galactus is the highest ive read

[paper seal]

comic superhero in general got mega hax

[lean gate]

oh and he ate silver surfer

[tiny egret]

Real twin

[lean gate]

and ate galactus

[tiny egret]

Oh yeah he did do that didnt he

[lean gate]

ya as a zombie

[tiny egret]

What a silly guy fr

[lean gate]

i think game spidey gets to maliketh aswell lowk

[tiny egret]

I would say thats fair

[paper seal]

What is the lore reason for spidey to eat other heroes

[tiny egret]

He likes the taste of iron

[lean gate]

there was a zombie virus

[blazing berry]

im going to my due presentation seminar without my presentation🔥

[lean gate]

and everyone got turned into zombies and just started slaughtering everyone

[paper seal]

yea that is bad

[tiny egret]

I pray for you sonion

[blazing berry]

thank you

[lean gate]

spidey zombie had to eat aunt may and mary jane while being still concious

[tiny egret]

Np gng

[paper seal]

Why had to

[lean gate]

he was a zombie he couldnt stop himself

and instead of webs he shoots like

his veins or smth to swing around

[tiny egret]

Alr i have a tes ttommorow so im hopping off for the night i may be online tommorow See you polite folks later😋

[paper seal]

what is even going on in these comics

[lean gate]

its a diffrent universe

[paper seal]

Like they need to keep things fresh I suppose

[lean gate]

see ya

most comics are a diffrent universe

[blazing berry]

is this evil spiderman the hell u be talking about here wolfik

[paper seal]

Just had one, you got this and have a good night

[lean gate]

spidey and batman have crazy comics

[blazing berry]

i like batman

[lean gate]

deadpool aswell

[paper seal]

For me spidey is always kinda

He doesn't have aura

[edgy aurora]

Depressing

[paper seal]

Batman is mega cool

[edgy aurora]

Wow, nah you don't know spidey

[paper seal]

Batman is batman

[lean gate]

deadpool has sick 2 comics called deadpool kills the marvel universe, and the 2nd one is killing the marvel universe again

[edgy aurora]

Spiderman as the hardest villans

[paper seal]

only know him from the marvel movies

[edgy aurora]

Called his own writers 😭

[paper seal]

and the memes

[lean gate]

bro spidey has aura wdym

[edgy aurora]

Ah that makes sense then lol

[lean gate]

he gets so abused in the comics mentally

[edgy aurora]

But still

[paper seal]

the older spideys they had aura

[green yew]

But my favorite is wolverine and ghost rider

[paper seal]

but tom holland I don't know man

[lean gate]

he fought some villain for 12 hours straight without a break

[edgy aurora]

Yeah tom holand doesnt

[paper seal]

damn

[green yew]

Bro that's a meme

[lean gate]

what

[edgy aurora]

No, it's not

Wow, spiderman suffering is a meme guys

[lean gate]

he fought morlun for 12 hours straight

[green yew]

You have prolly seen edits of it
But it's a meme

[lean gate]

he Amazing Spider-Man (Vol. 2) #30–35 (specifically #34-35 in 2001-2002).

[whole walrus]

nerddd

[edgy aurora]

🤦‍♂️

[lean gate]

i had to google

[paper seal]

How do they manage to not make these comics repetitive

[lean gate]

be quiet u potato chip

[edgy aurora]

Cuz he suffers in new unique ways

[lean gate]

in every comic smth else happends

[paper seal]

yea we did not expect you to know these numbers

[edgy aurora]

Like becoming a zombie and while half councious eating the people he cared about

[paper seal]

But there are so many comics

[edgy aurora]

Not all of them are good

🤷‍♂️

[paper seal]

Fair

[lean gate]

he does clear most superheros in writing

[paper seal]

I need batman is ssbu

[edgy aurora]

Fr, but a lot of people think he doesn't cuz there are barley any instances where he doesn't hold back

[lean gate]

he was beating thanose's ahh

[paper seal]

what makes the writing better than say superman

no way spidey fought Thanos

[lean gate]

did u watch end game

[paper seal]

I read thanos is literally unkillable and one of the strongest even without the infinity stones

[edgy aurora]

Yeah I was Abt to ask that

[lean gate]

thats literally one of weakest spidermans

[paper seal]

I thought they made that up

[edgy aurora]

That's comic Thanos

Tbf

[lean gate]

comic thanos is either a fodder or a top tier

[paper seal]

No way that dudes fodder

[edgy aurora]

And movie Thanos is near the fodder tier

[lean gate]

he begs lady death to be his GF

[paper seal]

These comics are wild power scaling wise

[lean gate]

while deadpool bagged her

[edgy aurora]

And still gets beat by deadpool

[lean gate]

so thanos got mad and made deadpool immortal

[paper seal]

so is Thanos immortal or deadpool or both

[edgy aurora]

And he makes this random guy suffer on his birthday

[paper seal]

Being immortal is rough

[lean gate]

deadpool is immortal thanos not really

[edgy aurora]

He's just friggin petty half the tine

[paper seal]

He's wrong for that

[lean gate]

he speaks to ,,us"

he breaks the 4th wall

[paper seal]

Damn

[lean gate]

idk how to explain his mental problems

[green yew]

Who is morlun

[paper seal]

some dude spidey fought

[lean gate]

@edgy aurora didnt ghost rider use his special move on deadpool

[edgy aurora]

Same, but it's like he's not actually aware but so insane he just somehow is right

[lean gate]

and it didnt do shi

[edgy aurora]

Yeah he has

[paper seal]

thanos or Deadpool

[green yew]

But what was morlun's powers?

[lean gate]

villain

[lean gate]

deadpool

[paper seal]

apparently a vampire

[lean gate]

if i remember correctly someone looked into his mind and died

[edgy aurora]

Also, the amount of times spidey dies and someone takes over for him in comics, just to have a 20x better life is crazy

[paper seal]

what

[edgy aurora]

I couldn't even count the amount of times that happens on a hand

[lean gate]

comics are weird

[paper seal]

is comic deadpool strong as well

[lean gate]

still better than the boys btw

[edgy aurora]

Very

[lean gate]

he killed the marvel universe twice including his own authours

[edgy aurora]

That's not a high bar

[lean gate]

true

[edgy aurora]

Man, every season of the boys just gets worse and worse

[lean gate]

dates lady death, became galactuses co worker or sum

[edgy aurora]

Even the dogs arnt normal

[lean gate]

i think the deep might die soon.

[paper seal]

In movies these heroes are just dudes with weapons but in comics they are actual threats

[lean gate]

or noir

[edgy aurora]

No cap, on god

[paper seal]

How does that even happen did they try to read his mind

[edgy aurora]

Nah, I doubt he will die yet again

[lean gate]

@edgy aurora who tried to read his mind cuz i forgot

[paper seal]

deep and noir are just memes

[edgy aurora]

As the next character

[paper seal]

it feels like

[edgy aurora]

Uh, there are a lot....

[lean gate]

wasnt it the main guy from X men

[edgy aurora]

Not a single person had a good outcome from it

[paper seal]

and all of them died deadpool is a menace without doing anything

[edgy aurora]

Besides one x men

[lean gate]

he has his own good moments

[paper seal]

are x men connected to marvel

[lean gate]

he beat up santa claus once

[paper seal]

and dc is connected as well

[edgy aurora]

And even then they didn't even really fully read his memories, they just linked them kinda

[lean gate]

marvel and dc are two sepreate things

they do refrence eachother sometimes

[paper seal]

no way that's a good moment 😭

[edgy aurora]

X-men is marvel

[lean gate]

deadpool is deathstrokes copy

[nova hazel]

obviously

[lean gate]

some kids told him to do it

[paper seal]

he is mental

[lean gate]

i dont remember the full comic

but hes a good friend of spiderman and wolverine

[edgy aurora]

The worst part is, I think the holy dude is going to die next, and deep will be the last one to die 😭

[lean gate]

hes like a mentor to spidey in a way

[nova hazel]

yes

[edgy aurora]

I can see the holy dude getting the Dr strange multiverse of madness treatment

[nova hazel]

hulk and wolverine fight all the time

[paper seal]

is he even qualified or stable enough to be a mentor

[lean gate]

,,u fought hulk in this outfit no?"

[paper seal]

do heroes never die

[edgy aurora]

oh shi

[lean gate]

,,im marvel jesus you dull creature and i-"

[paper seal]

shouldn't hulk be able to crush him

[nova hazel]

adamantium skeleton

[paper seal]

Like crush crush him

[lean gate]

powerscaling is weird in comics

wolverine is also hella strong too

[nova hazel]

its also why wolverine cant swim

[lean gate]

wolverine fought the predator once i think

[paper seal]

that is silly

[nova hazel]

cuz the guy is HEAVY

[paper seal]

can hulk swim

[nova hazel]

yes and probably very very fast

[lean gate]

i suppose yea

he once helf 150bilion tons to save his friends

[edgy aurora]

Ngl, I think he wouldn't really swim, he would just propell himself

[lean gate]

and he WASNT happy

[tired forge]

Hulk just jumps in the water and turns into a torpedo

[paper seal]

damn

[lean gate]

btw marvel ruined hulk

[jagged widget]

Hulk would just walk at the bottom

[edgy aurora]

Fr

[nova hazel]

an entire mountain range

[edgy aurora]

Hulk in the MCU is hella weak

[nova hazel]

u mean disney

[edgy aurora]

Even in the marvel if

[lean gate]

he held up it solo

[paper seal]

they all are very weak reading all that

[lean gate]

ya disney.

they are gonna make him do it til his 90

[edgy aurora]

Eh some of the heros are still strong, which can be annoying

[nova hazel]

mcu hulk was cool for the first couple of movies until marvel become really popular from 2016-2019

[paper seal]

is caps strong in the comics

[lean gate]

like mcu thor is hella strong

[paper seal]

or that black widow girl

[edgy aurora]

I mean like everyone is strong in the comics, let's be real

[nova hazel]

prob abt the same as the movies tbh

[edgy aurora]

Well, cap is atleast

[paper seal]

but surely there are tiers

[lean gate]

it depends on the comic aswell

[paper seal]

figured

[lean gate]

there are characters that are always s tier

[edgy aurora]

I'd say hulk was the most nerfed by a long shot

[lean gate]

there this character one above all

[nova hazel]

like the one where hulk broke a black hole

[lean gate]

world breaker hulk?

[nova hazel]

he just broke it

[jagged widget]

Of course he did

[nova hazel]

no when he got sucked up into it and eventually he came out after absorbing all the radiation

[paper seal]

if hulk broke a black hole they aren't all in the same tier surely

[lean gate]

hes one of the strongest characters in marvel i think?

[nova hazel]

and then galactus ate him and hulk became galactus

[lean gate]

it depends on the comic

[paper seal]

dr. doom

[nova hazel]

it was a random comic

[jagged widget]

If hulk broke a black hole
He's literally god

[edgy aurora]

Remember when Galactus got pushed by invisible walls 🤤

[blazing berry]

do you ever not type have you thought of that wolfik

[paper seal]

all comics seem random can't lie

[nova hazel]

yeah

[lean gate]

bla bla im a vampire bla bla

[hexed elk]

How have they not fixed bayle in the years he’s been out

[edgy aurora]

Wdym

[lean gate]

they are fun though

dc has the same random comics

[winged obsidian]

you mean the personification of the writer itself?

[lean gate]

for example batman turning into batman who laughs

[edgy aurora]

Like absolute batman

[winged obsidian]

yeah it's the strongest character in fiction

[hexed elk]

He’s a garbage boss with an even worse camera

[lean gate]

isnt he kinda a god?

[blazing berry]

larp

[winged obsidian]

nah it's the writer

[paper seal]

always batman, he is the coolest for sure

[edgy aurora]

He's a fun boss, with an annoying camera if your near the edge of the arena

[harsh crest]

Hi, is there anyone to help me? I switched from Xbox to PC and I have nothing left, no saves. I was NG+7. Could you duplicate some weapons and armor for me? I don't want to start all over from scratch. Thanks

[lean gate]

bro aboslute batman is so cool

did u see wonder woman?

[edgy aurora]

Or yk, all the times batman just suddenly uses tibetan monk moves in the comics

[edgy aurora]

Nah I haven't seen the recent ones

[lean gate]

yes for example falling from space

[lean gate]

shes his height

[edgy aurora]

Damn

[lean gate]

and batman is like 6'8

[hexed elk]

No? He’s extremely unfun, with most of his attacks doing 3/4th of my health and the camera is fixed on his head but can barely track him, he’s garbage like most fromsoft dragons

[edgy aurora]

Holy mammaaa mia

[lilac quartz]

Organizing duplication is not allowed here as per rule 14 #rules, you shouldn't even ask

[lean gate]

300 pounds of raw muscle

[edgy aurora]

Get more vigor, and don't lock on

[lean gate]

whats ur vigor

[edgy aurora]

Or yk, dodge his attacks, which I find easiest out of the 3 main dragon bosses

[lean gate]

,,dodge his attacks"

thats peak ragebait right there 😭

[winged obsidian]

bayle is the only dragon with actual mix up attacks

[hexed elk]

62

[edgy aurora]

Well, maybe litchdragons attacks might be a lil easier

[lean gate]

are u using radagons soreseal

[winged obsidian]

peak boss

[paper seal]

imp lion?

[edgy aurora]

But I still think psudisax is harder

[hexed elk]

Fromsoft has always had an insane issue when it comes to dragons

[winged obsidian]

what's your scadutree level

[winged obsidian]

how

[edgy aurora]

Also good point

[winged obsidian]

just hug his crusty behind

[lean gate]

@edgy aurora i had a billy butcher edit not so long ago

[edgy aurora]

I'm just worse at dodging his moves

[lean gate]

and it made the comics so readable

[winged obsidian]

beat up that old dragon and steal his cane

[edgy aurora]

Oh... Well ig I also never thought of that

[lean gate]

it was the moment when he was going to the mansion smilling

[edgy aurora]

I was in front of him the whole time

[paper seal]

same, but with the dragon katana

[winged obsidian]

lol yeah he's really slow so, just watch for the fire breath and lightning

[edgy aurora]

Billy dispite his accent in the shows, still carries the bois

Wow, y'all really be trying links

[sleek shuttle]

Yoo, you're the guy with the worst top 3 always right? Hru man

[edgy aurora]

Under Alexander's watch?

[lean gate]

dxvls alt account wassup

[hexed elk]

Idk I quit this save like 2 years ago when the dlc released I’ll check, I’d thought they fix him by now

[edgy aurora]

Yeah def...

Oh darky

[edgy aurora]

Thought you were talking about yourself for some reason

[lean gate]

bruh

[edgy aurora]

Lol

[lean gate]

idk what to watch

in a way i want to play ER and get to the dlc

but in the other way i wanna watch s4 of AOT

[edgy aurora]

Well, personally I'd do both. But under the assumption you cant

Do the dlc

[lean gate]

i chose the swords i want though

[paper seal]

finish aot

[edgy aurora]

U mean in ER or in aot

[lean gate]

how can i choose swords in an anime

😭?

[edgy aurora]

🤷‍♂️ self inserts

[paper seal]

a quote or sum

[edgy aurora]

Or this

[paper seal]

I am the bone of my sword

[sleek shuttle]

I wish i can be great like dxvl

[paper seal]

w archer

[edgy aurora]

What's the muscle of your sword?

[paper seal]

Steel is my body and fire is my blood

[lean gate]

Regalia of Eochaid, Carian Knight's Sword

[paper seal]

so as I pray, unlimited blade works

[lean gate]

but im debating beetwen carian knights sword and Lazuli Glintstone Sword

[edgy aurora]

Ngl, I was thinking of using that sword for my next run when I get to that point

A sword that casts magic sounds fun

The carian knight sword in the dlc if I'm not being clear enough

[blazing berry]

"great" and "dxvl" same sentence

[lean gate]

its not in the dlc

i looked in the viki and did research

[edgy aurora]

It's not? I thought there was two different ones

Well where is it? Cuz I don't want to confuse it with the one that does the carian grandeur

[lean gate]

the carian kngiht swords does the carian grandeur

[edgy aurora]

Yeah but not the one that allows for magic

[lean gate]

Found in a chest in the back of a Carriage being pulled by two Trolls. Go to the Foot of the Four Belfries site of grace and ride north to encounter the Trolls.

[edgy aurora]

Oh maybe both then

[sleek shuttle]

You'll never be like him

[edgy aurora]

Which is weird

[blazing berry]

thank god

[sleek shuttle]

You wish to be him

[edgy aurora]

Cuz the one I found that doesn't allow for magic was in the academy

[lean gate]

dont speak with his lover

[blazing berry]

oh sorry

[sleek shuttle]

Lol player shii talking is insane

[edgy aurora]

Anyways, ig my current goal is to beat malekith on ng+1

So I can help people with him again

[blazing berry]

i played ONE game this month

[sleek shuttle]

I guess bro

[blazing berry]

just saying bs

[edgy aurora]

Same bro

It was elden ring

Believe it or not

[tender brook]

not the gambler's fav PFP fam

[blazing berry]

so what

[tender brook]

jk

[blazing berry]

i love kirara

[edgy aurora]

We all do

[lean gate]

chicken butt

[tender brook]

who doesnt

[blazing berry]

shut the hell up

[edgy aurora]

[lean gate]

pipsqueak

[tender brook]

never heard of it

i mean my nonveg friends tell me about leg pieces but never heard of chicken butt

[edgy aurora]

Btw, how does the name igron sound

[blazing berry]

spunk for milk✊🏼

[tender brook]

FAM

[edgy aurora]

Definitely isn't a rip of name of igon

[tender brook]

13+ server is crazy

[blazing berry]

do people not watch good movies anymore

[tender brook]

igron??

doesnt roll of the tongue

[edgy aurora]

Well how are you saying it

[lean gate]

u probably have stranger things and hazbin hotel in ur top 5 shows

[broken bluff]

Define good movies

[tender brook]

igron

[blazing berry]

ew?

[paper seal]

split was a good movie

[edgy aurora]

I'm pronouncing it (eeg-ron)

[green yew]

I watched Truman show

[molten lichen]

God forbid people enjoy good things.

[blazing berry]

st is NOT good

[paper seal]

and the ninth gate as well

[lean gate]

neon thats a joke right

[blazing berry]

nor is huzbin hotel

[green yew]

Watch Truman show

[blazing berry]

whats that

[paper seal]

stranger things was aight

[edgy aurora]

Better then stranger things

[tender brook]

ah i see

much better

[green yew]

It's a movie

[edgy aurora]

Not the last season

[paper seal]

haven't watched that

[edgy aurora]

Good

[blazing berry]

dont

[tender brook]

The Prestige was amazing

So was the Illusioner

[paper seal]

😭

[edgy aurora]

Stranger things ended last season, not this one

[paper seal]

what could they possibly have done

[tender brook]

Chainsaw man Reze arc was great too

[blazing berry]

oh boy..

[edgy aurora]

Imagine the IT allegations, now those are childs play

[paper seal]

didn't they say they put alot of effort to make it not like got or something

[tender brook]

wasnt got relatively good though

[edgy aurora]

It was 😭

[blazing berry]

they put a lot of effort into the episode where will stuttered for 50 minutes and cried for the STUPIDEST reason ever

[tender brook]

books better imo though ngl

[paper seal]

last season weren't well regarded were they

[edgy aurora]

Didn't you like the new character thou?

[paper seal]

damn

[tender brook]

in got?

[edgy aurora]

He was really important to be added to the plot

[blazing berry]

will bro he s not new

[edgy aurora]

Not will

[blazing berry]

which one

[edgy aurora]

I can't remember his name, but he's chubby

[blazing berry]

OH

darren? something with d

[paper seal]

with the cap

[edgy phoenix]

Hello

[edgy aurora]

I think so

[blazing berry]

i love that kid

[paper seal]

he's silly

[blazing berry]

do not take out of context.

[edgy aurora]

Derek

Sup ray

[blazing berry]

yes.

[desert robin]

Thats an innocuous statement

[desert robin]

Yo

[edgy aurora]

Wanna join me to have some fun, and wait for invaders?

[desert robin]

I dont lure much, unless its a TT run where im progressing through the level

[edgy aurora]

The lure was more of a side addiction.

I was mainly asking if you wanted to chill as I progress

[desert robin]

Im winding down for bed but I could acconpany you one of these times

[edgy aurora]

K

Good night btw

Tell us something new wolfik

[native stream]

something new fire emoji

[lean gate]

no

[blazing berry]

do you have a crush on me wolfik

[edgy aurora]

That's obvious

[paper seal]

😭

[lean gate]

are u a hot girl

[native stream]

my dad gave me a boat load of chocolate this morning

[lean gate]

happy birthday eden

[blazing berry]

i can be

[native stream]

2 big bars of cadburry and a toblerone

[edgy aurora]

Choc

[lean gate]

wdym

[blazing berry]

i can become

[lean gate]

was it good

[native stream]

I didn't eat them yet they're at home in the fridge

[blazing berry]

sorry not anymore i eated them

[lean gate]

how

[edgy aurora]

Wow, idk if he's being sarcastic atp

[blazing berry]

clothes makeup

[lean gate]

ur not a girl tho

[wispy bison]

so we start another journey by the time we reached our happy endings, if our hearts remain lonely, would you make a promise to me 🎶

[blazing berry]

this is 2026

[edgy aurora]

Hmmmm

[blazing berry]

requiem can you tell this young man i can be whatever i want to be

[edgy aurora]

Dang, I was to late on saying dangerous chat

But fine

[lean gate]

clothes + makeup makes u a femboy

[blazing berry]

and

[edgy aurora]

Nah, you can also believe your a woman even if you have a lever

[blazing berry]

lever🥹

[edgy aurora]

Plus some people consider femboys feminine enough

[edgy aurora]

Can't play slots without a lever

[blazing berry]

so real...

[lean gate]

no

[blazing berry]

???

[edgy aurora]

Quite litteraly yes

Legally too

[blazing berry]

wolfik what r u on brodie

[river wraith]

hi everyone

[edgy aurora]

This is an awful general chat now 😭

[blazing berry]

gotta take some estrogen

[lean gate]

WDYM

[wispy bison]

evil morning everyone

[blazing berry]

wym no?

[lean gate]

thats gay

[winged obsidian]

malenia loves to yap

[river wraith]

do you guys have lots of hours in elden ring

[winged obsidian]

yapyapyap

[edgy aurora]

Nah, not many

[trim juniper]

No

[blazing berry]

sounds like u die a lot

[tawdry lark]

I do

[river wraith]

how many do you have

[edgy aurora]

I think I only have 34 days and 17 hours

That's last I checked

[river wraith]

isnt that quite a lot

[edgy aurora]

Is it?

[winged obsidian]

of course I die alot, I've died probably over ten thousand times in these games

[edgy aurora]

I don't think it is

[winged obsidian]

but she does gab a lot, she talks for like 30 seconds after dying

[river wraith]

sure

[wispy bison]

ignore my morning greeting again and youre all getting CURSED!!

[paper seal]

I have 18d 3h

[tawdry lark]

Morning

[edgy aurora]

doesn't sound to bad 😔

[blazing berry]

"now do you understand? I am Malenia blah blah blah"

[winged obsidian]

key en es tah

[river wraith]

i have almost 400 hours now and i’m still just at best average

[winged obsidian]

nah that line about her finally meeting her match kinda annoys me

[edgy aurora]

I'm below average so

[paper seal]

greetings

[winged obsidian]

like, we saw you impaled on your own sword in the intro cutscene girly, can't gaslight gatekeep girlboss outta that L

[river wraith]

youwy a souls youtuber/streamer just casully did a level 1 torch run

[blazing berry]

i wanna rot

[edgy aurora]

Or having to be carried out of her own rot

[river wraith]

guys a level 1 torch run what insanity

[wispy bison]

seems about right

[paper seal]

yesterday I learnt that a guy beat malenia rl1 with bare fists over the course of 6h

[native stream]

I've seen crazier

torches still have their strengths

[nova hazel]

jesus christ

[edgy aurora]

Def

[river wraith]

i still play it but idk if i get better or not now i’m trying my best to just not use summons

[edgy aurora]

A lantern only run thou

[nova hazel]

ghostflame torch carries

[paper seal]

a menace

[blazing berry]

seen a guy do pcr for 3 hours

[paper seal]

was it the same guy

[blazing berry]

idk?

[tired lily]

.

[native stream]

possibly, malenia bare fist is gonna be the longest of the bare fist kills easily in any case

[river wraith]

how insane

[native stream]

unless you hitless the fight

[river wraith]

why even bare fist

[glacial urchin]

Anyone on that can help me

[river wraith]

thats probably no fun at all

[blazing berry]

its very fun

[native stream]

If the people doing it didn't enjoy it they probably wouldn't be doing it

I'm currently also doing a low damage run though not quite as insane

[river wraith]

i dont think they enjoy it

[edgy aurora]

I need to get better at dodging moves without rolling then maybe I'll be average

[native stream]

planning on doing no talisman maliketh that'll be fun

[blazing berry]

why no rolling

[edgy aurora]

Like certain moves where you can just stand behind them or just go a couple steps over

[native stream]

Strafes are generally considered a higher-level skill in any case

[river wraith]

i still struggle with delayed attacks and roll too early

[edgy aurora]

Are they? Well what's a mid tier level skill?

[native stream]

jumps

[edgy aurora]

Well that's, uh

[river wraith]

how are you going to do valiant gargoyles at like rune level 1

[edgy aurora]

Easier then rolling against alot of bosses

[river wraith]

or any other duo fight

[native stream]

you can burst dps them pretty easily

[wispy bison]

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[edgy aurora]

But, maybe you mean like jumping over moves that arnt big aoe attacks

[native stream]

and there's strategies to separate them

[river wraith]

what about crucible knight duo

[wispy bison]

guys eden beats me when shes not typing here

[blazing berry]

why would you do that

[wanton scaffold]

Vitamin C you later🥹 🤞

[native stream]

strafes frankly aren't usually that crazy difficult either they're just not nearly as intuitive

[jaunty tinsel]

good

[tender brook]

genuinely creative with that lol

[river wraith]

any crucible knight is bs

[paper seal]

no an evil witch complaining in chat

[tender brook]

true

[edgy aurora]

Well then I feel like I need to learn them then still unless there is another average skill level something

[blazing berry]

iris is evil confirmed?????