general-discussion

[shut relic]

Same...dragon hunter has a cool AoW but it looks crap

[rapid atlas]

🦭

[glossy birch]

hi guys.

[shut relic]

Nice bankai it has

[wispy bison]

you are my favorite

[scenic lake]

favorite ingredient in your evil witch brew yeah

[wispy bison]

yeah

[scenic lake]

please don’t cook me

[wispy bison]

🧙‍♀️

[winter anvil]

oh

[wispy bison]

nyah hah haaa

[scenic lake]

u have to like send a certain amount of messages to get perms i think it’s 10 or smth

[wispy bison]

just go ask in the trade chat

[hasty kayak]

[winter anvil]

i followed the guide and connected my steam but don't see the chanel

[desert robin]

Meow

[desert robin]

Ranni

[hasty kayak]

Turambar

[shut relic]

Search for linked roles in channels and roles

Policy

[desert robin]

Spongebob

[hasty kayak]

How's it going

[shut relic]

Quadrat-Hose

[rugged crow]

Id thought that Spear of Gransax was just an L2 stick, but its not bad at all for guard counter

[shut relic]

I just had ramen for dinner

Instant*

[hasty kayak]

Holy peak

[hasty kayak]

Even more peak

[shut relic]

Hows you

[analog frigate]

eccentric set is the best armor set in Elden Ring btw

[desert robin]

An occasional insta ramen for humbility's sake

[desert robin]

Crazy good legs

[hasty kayak]

I'm great, just lost probably my best marathon (the game) run because my teammate sucks

[analog frigate]

are we forgetting about the Gael headpiece

[shut relic]

I actually bought a box of 30 instant ramen packets for 20€

[winter anvil]

it's not in there

[analog frigate]

everything about it is great

[slate raptor]

Why are German vehicles in 2.0 so good damn

[shut relic]

Are you sure you followed every single step as mentioned in #how-to-access-trade-channels

[scenic lake]

what’d you lose

[desert robin]

I actually do not fw the head im afraid

[shut relic]

Damn

[edgy aurora]

Yo ray

[desert robin]

Maruchan?

[shut relic]

Nissin

[desert robin]

✌️ Yur

[hasty kayak]

My teammate got weirdly angry over me trying to self revive so I stopped then he died

[edgy aurora]

What all should I make sure I have before ng?

[desert robin]

Did you beat pcr

[edgy aurora]

Meh

[hasty kayak]

No idea why I even listened but eh

[edgy aurora]

I don't count it

[desert robin]

It be like that

[scenic lake]

that is definitely odd but i meant like what did you have on you

[winter anvil]

yes when i did it , it gave me this purple role

[edgy aurora]

Not like I cheesed him though

[desert robin]

Ask #community-help for the ng+ checklist

[raven fern]

Heaven

[winter anvil]

never mind i had to reopen the linked roles on the top and press link again for it to finalize

[shut relic]

You need the Linked role in order to access the trade channels. To get the Linked role:
Look at the Channels List on the left side of the screen.
Scroll to the top and find ELDEN RING

Tap/click that to open the Server Menu, and then find Linked Roles in the menu.
Follow the instructions to link an account to this server. This will give you the Linked role.

Did you do this?

[timid echo]

expert role when

[south tide]

thy has returned.

[hasty kayak]

Oh wait you said what not how I forgot the reading part mb, just a blue shield outland and bully smg and the 20k worth of loot I found

[winter anvil]

#trading-gateway

[shut relic]

I'm no excel sheet warrior bruh

[winter anvil]

#pc-trading-chat

[shut relic]

But I'll gladly take gif perms

[hasty kayak]

Wonderful first game on

[scenic lake]

yeah 20k loss blows dude damn

[topaz heron]

One Million Royal Revenants

[shut relic]

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

[hasty kayak]

.

[desert robin]

Dot

[heavy heath]

Why not two

[topaz heron]

ONE Million Royal Revenants.

[outer gate]

you were told to change your name, no?

[shut relic]

Is it because his offer is not inclusive to all?

[south tide]

when?

[heavy heath]

You sound like ranni saying that

[south tide]

if i saw i prolly woulda changed it

[hasty kayak]

Just now

[shut relic]

Yeah you should be giving everyone if you're giving it here

[hasty kayak]

😭

[outer gate]

You got a warn it seems a couple days ago so Dyno should have sent a message

[south tide]

oh

i have dms off 😭 i didnt even know no one told me

[buoyant yew]

How the hell do I beat bayle

[south tide]

myf igy rn i didnt know

[outer gate]

😭

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/pinhead-hell-raiser-well-we-will-gif-7533354

[hasty kayak]

Dodge button

[outer gate]

It's all good, a more appropriate name would be nice

[shut relic]

Then r1

[lavish yacht]

Kill him

[buoyant yew]

Elden ring fans got one joke

[outer gate]

13+ server and all that

[south tide]

yesyes

[shut relic]

Giving pretty girls benzoylmethylecgonine

[outer gate]

[celest remnant]

Giving pretty girls directions to the store

[topaz heron]

One Million Royal Revenants

[buoyant yew]

But fr what the hell do I do

[shut relic]

Bayle is just like every other boss man

You can summon the yapper too

[dense mesa]

are smithing stones and somber smithing stones limited ?

[outer gate]

only the final ones

[sacred stratus]

Not if you have the bell bearing

[outer gate]

everything prior can be infinitely purchased

[dense mesa]

9 only ?

[outer gate]

ancient/somber ancient dragon stones

[hazy sand]

[green yew]

Btw are we allowed to have gangs in the server?

[hazy sand]

I got a photo of my cat that looks like this

[outer gate]

You can have a gang if you want

[outer gate]

show

[dense mesa]

what about duplication

[hazy sand]

Dms

[outer gate]

Read rule 14

[dense mesa]

?

[dense mesa]

okay

[blazing berry]

hello

[shut relic]

30% tariffs on counterfeit smithing stones

[timid echo]

read freesia aswell

[dense mesa]

to whom

[shut relic]

You

Mudkip 3rd best starter from Hoenn

[blazing berry]

@blazing berry That link is not allowed.

[dense mesa]

why

[dense mesa]

he got the best typing

[shut relic]

Because torchic and Treeko better

[dense mesa]

i may not be a souls vetreen but pokemon is my jam

and mudkip is the goat

[shut relic]

I don't do jams anymore...I'm cutting sugar

[deft holly]

One attempted morgott with no shackle

Ts guy a bum

[dense mesa]

against grass i have ice beam

[shut relic]

Torchic is a flaming chicken

Aura>>

[dense mesa]

swampert have the highest base stats of all the starters

by 1

[shut relic]

Blaziken is a flaming chicken that can throw hands

[wicked crystal]

wallahi im the best i js beat lore accurate radahn

[shut relic]

Aura>>

[dense mesa]

i got bigger hands

have u seen my mega

[shut relic]

Not like Blaziken

[celest remnant]

Think of it as mechanically accurate radahn, I hate when folks say "lore accurate" because you're implying you can beat literal plot armor

[dense mesa]

blazziken looks like stickman next to him

[shut relic]

Swampert is a fat toad

[wicked crystal]

when lore accurate because radahns lore is that he was the master of gravity and he could defy stars and whatnot

[dense mesa]

swapert is strength user

[shut relic]

Blaziken would be dex I guess

[celest remnant]

Yeah but he demonstrates this in the first encounter, round 2 is literally just radahn with a brain lol

[dense mesa]

then sceptile will be ?

[celest remnant]

(and a perfect body)

[shut relic]

Mid

Honestly Hoenn was perfect

[dense mesa]

yes

[shut relic]

Emerald my beloved

[dense mesa]

my first playthrough was emreald

[shut relic]

Emerald best Pokemon game for me
Black and black 2 follows it

[wicked crystal]

no because he doesnt mog soldier of god, rick

[dense mesa]

what about fan made rom hacks

[shut relic]

I haven't played a lot of those tbh

Ash gray is one I remember

[wicked crystal]

is doing dark souls 1,2 and 3, hitless considered a godrun

[shut relic]

Is this the right one? Someone fact check

[dense mesa]

emerald imperium was the best for itz difficulty and unbound for story

[shut relic]

Damn

[dense mesa]

yes it is

[shut relic]

I played all official releases till X and Y and then completely dropped all Pokemon related content

[chilly agate]

aint it that, sekiro and elden ring

[shut relic]

I just outgrew pokemon I guess

[wicked crystal]

ye i know damn well im not doing sekiro hitless

[dense mesa]

yes i can fell that main games felt repeatitve thats why i shifted to fan made

[hazy sand]

I don’t think it’s sekiro but I believe demon souls and bloodborne

Maybe not bloodborne cause of platform limitations

Is all the mechanically similar souls games

[shut relic]

Play Kingdom Come Deliverance hardcore mode

[wicked crystal]

its demon souls and sekiro

[dense mesa]

can i run it on my laptop 4060

[hazy sand]

I am gonna play kcd after bg3

[wicked crystal]

anyways a god run now is impossible

[hazy sand]

Both of them

[shut relic]

Absolutely

[wicked crystal]

doing a godrun now would need atleast 10k+ hours and an immense amount of skill

[shut relic]

You can run both games

My pc is just rx6600m

KCD 2 was the most optimised game I've played in a while

[dense mesa]

idk much about AMD GPU

[shut relic]

It's as good as rtx 3060 laptop gpu

Maybe slightly weaker

[hot panther]

If I eat a RAM stick do I get faster?

[dense mesa]

the thing about being a laptop user is i never push my gpu i am fine with 60 or some times even 30FPS as long as it temp don't go in danger zone

[shut relic]

Yeah I just want around 50-70 fps on Singleplayer games

[gritty crater]

Now i made it into snow area
I guess I'll take a little break from main storyline and explore a little to come prepared

[dense mesa]

true

[shut relic]

I don't push temps beyond 80°c

[hexed knoll]

Daily dose of wisdom: a minus times a minus is a plus

[dense mesa]

for me cap is 70

[chilly agate]

Isn't demon souls platform limited too?

[gritty crater]

Bosses there are gonna be very hard

[shut relic]

Hmm

[dense mesa]

is bar too low

[shut relic]

Misinput

It was a misinput

[green yew]

Akshually☝️🤓

[dense mesa]

no worry

[chilly agate]

that critikal clip is so funny

[wicked crystal]

no you get more expensive

[shut relic]

I think it's good you're not pushing beyond 70 but I think they would be fine at 80s too

[shut relic]

Yeah lol

[timid echo]

calm down !

[dense mesa]

@shut relic bye

[shut relic]

Good night

[timid echo]

punpun

[shut relic]

You know punpun ain't all that

It's just sad slop

[chilly agate]

ngl ion think itd be that bad, i've hitless'd both of the isshins and they werent that difficult

[timid echo]

!

[shut relic]

Reading it the first time was very impactful...reread was not so much

[civic tusk]

Just got to malenia, kinda nervous

Any tips?

[tired nest]

Huh, did anyone know that Margit can just get into phase two without doing the warrior blood thingy?

[shut relic]

Don't be nervous

[wicked crystal]

play her 10 times and for those 10 just memorize her patterns

[timid echo]

i reread it a couple of months ago it was still emotional but didn't hit the same

[shut relic]

Yeah

[timid echo]

first read made me hollow

[civic tusk]

Got MJ on rn 🤑

[chilly agate]

fr she doesnt have much attack variety

[shut relic]

Bro fr tho

[wicked crystal]

when you get her pattern down shes easy asl

[shut relic]

When she comes back to save him at the end

Waterworks

[timid echo]

the glasses girl ? the artist

[chilly agate]

ong beat her in like 3 attempts after figuring out how to dodge waterfowl

[timid echo]

I forgot her name lol

[wicked crystal]

mimic user 💔

[chilly agate]

me?

[shut relic]

Sachi

[wicked crystal]

idk

[timid echo]

yes

[chilly agate]

ok..

i aint use mimic tho

[wicked crystal]

theres no way you beat her in 3 tries

[shut relic]

Did you read dead dead demons dedededestruction?

[chilly agate]

i said after i learned how to dodge that move

[wicked crystal]

it took me 13

[wicked crystal]

oh

[chilly agate]

took me like sub 20 tries total

[timid echo]

same author ?

[shut relic]

Yeah

[jaunty lance]

bruh city vs everton what a game

[shut relic]

It's nice sci-fi

[timid echo]

I haven't tho I also need to read solanin

[shut relic]

Who won?

[jaunty lance]

beautiful goal right at the end from jeremy doku

[timid echo]

this guy makes sci fi ??

[shut relic]

Don't tell me city bottled

[jaunty lance]

3-3 draw

[wicked crystal]

well obvsly, if your a recommended level for a boss and die to that boss over 20 times you just suck

[shut relic]

Noo... Arsenal are winning

[timid echo]

I'm still rereading fressia rn after that usogui

[jaunty lance]

i think arsenal will lose at least one of their remaining games

[timid echo]

I haven't caught up football in like years

[chilly agate]

xd yea but i always hear how malenia takes dudes like 50+ tries or smth

[timid echo]

how's Man U ? lol

[jaunty lance]

and in that case we could draw in points and win in GD

[shut relic]

As if city have a chance...they have 4 matches in 9 days

[jaunty lance]

fairly good this year

[spring oasis]

One of yall wanna do me a huge favor

[wicked crystal]

took kai like 100 tries or sum 💔

[jaunty lance]

3rd in the premier league

[timid echo]

@cedar matrix

[spring oasis]

I’m doing a new playthru and I want Danes footwork and th martial arts weapon but I wanna play thru the whole game with it, can sum1 help me out

[jaunty lance]

tm we could probs do it

[chilly agate]

i heard it took him like 5 hours to beat tree sentinel 🥀

[shut relic]

Usogui can be a snoozefest at first...then it becomes peak

[timid echo]

@shut relic is usugoi all that

[cedar matrix]

arigato dattabyo

[timid echo]

isn't it extremely high stakes ?

sounds cool

[shut relic]

It is

[wicked crystal]

first thing i did in the game was fight the tree sentinel and it didnt even take me 10 mins

[shut relic]

You a city fan?

[chilly agate]

ye he's really not a hard boss, has like 10 moves at most

all them are super telegraphed too

[feral spire]

what do i do after i finished the game (beat elden beast) do i go for shadow realm or ng+ or what

[hexed knoll]

Woke up in the middle of the night

[worn wigeon]

He may be bad at the game but the fact that he persisted is admirable

[hexed knoll]

Indomitable human spirit

[narrow brook]

KFC🤤🤤

Popeyes🤤🤤

[jaunty lance]

yh

manchester is blue

[hexed knoll]

Popeyes 🤮 😷

[shut relic]

I didn't expect city to draw against everton tho

[narrow brook]

Popeyes🤤🤤

Burger King🤤

[shut relic]

They're now behind in points as well as gd

[jaunty lance]

yh honestly i thought wed win but it was an away game

[narrow brook]

Food🤤

Arby’s🤤

[shut relic]

West Ham will have to save City😂

[jaunty lance]

shawarma on the streets of syria at 10pm

[deft holly]

Yo guys do I need shabriri

[jaunty lance]

easy match

[deft holly]

For anything

His armour is dope

[jaunty lance]

i hope

[shut relic]

Can't have Arsenal winning a title man

[jaunty lance]

im worried most about aston villa

[shut relic]

It would be catastrophic

[jaunty lance]

yh we need to maintain the balance of the world

[narrow brook]

McDonald’s🤮

[jaunty lance]

which can only be achieved by anothe rprem bottle from arsenal

[shut relic]

I hope the great wall of simeone pulls through tomorrow

[narrow brook]

Wendy’s🤤🤤

[jaunty lance]

Bunzy burgers (my families shop)

[shut relic]

What about homemade burgers

[hardy drift]

my headphones died its over

[worn wigeon]

What does Wendy’s and McDonald’s taste like

[shut relic]

Macdonalds tastes mid and size is tiny

[worn wigeon]

Use your footsteps to charge them

[narrow brook]

Yummy🤤

[narrow brook]

Spätzle

[desert robin]

Sparkle!

[worn wigeon]

I don’t trust the guy that eats rocks

[desert robin]

✨

[edgy aurora]

Just need to get two walking coffins then I can start ng

[jaunty lance]

macdonalds is straight cardboard g

[narrow brook]

U hate fire giant u I can’t trust u to trust me son

[jaunty lance]

mcdonalds

[narrow brook]

I love cardboard🤤

[edgy aurora]

How's the fit looking in #elden-fashion

[jaunty lance]

never had wendys

[shut relic]

Spätzle is that mashed potatoes like dish right?

[blazing berry]

its so exhausting and mentally draining

[worn wigeon]

How do you plan to spend the time saved by saying u

[jaunty lance]

Miamis crispy chicken in burnage

is perfect

[narrow brook]

No homemade pasta thing and it’s so yummy🤤🤤

[shut relic]

Ohh I've never had it before...just seen it from afar

[blazing berry]

by writing the next word faster

[desert robin]

I hope you like wearing it 🙂‍↕️

[edgy aurora]

Why, does it look bad

[jaunty lance]

i used to think it was overrated cause id only ever had it when the y12s and 13s delivered it to school at lunch

[desert robin]

Not particularly bad no, I wouldnt rock it myself tho. Clashing head piece

[jaunty lance]

but when i had it fresh i genuinely entered a new state of mind

[worn wigeon]

“Giant u I can’t trust u” they might just be illiterate

[edgy aurora]

Personally I think the head piece matches but alright

[blazing berry]

welp

[shut relic]

I'll remember to try them

[edgy aurora]

I'll just use malekiths headpiece instead of trying to be creative

[hardy drift]

It's awful

[edgy aurora]

Or the black knight one

[jaunty lance]

manchester is acc upgrading in terms of food which is mad cause we alrdy had the best food, we got sarnies now and we have another daves hot opening later this year

[jaunty lance]

genuinely youd be treating ur self

[desert robin]

Nah, rock tha shii. Dw about what I think lol

[edgy aurora]

If it looks off it looks off

[dawn sable]

I guess misclicking a couple times while typing a message in Discord makes you illiterate now

[desert robin]

Does it look off to you tho

[edgy aurora]

🤷‍♂️

[desert robin]

Rock the fit your heart yearns for son 🗣️

[narrow brook]

Rocks🤤🤤

[worn wigeon]

Just don’t misclick duh

[dawn sable]

You're so right

[desert robin]

Rocks!

[narrow brook]

Where🤤

[worn wigeon]

I love my 80 hour battery head phones 🤤

[abstract rapids]

[hardy drift]

I forgot to charge

[desert robin]

MAANG mine only last like 3 per charge 🏴‍☠️

[abstract rapids]

@narrow brook @hardy drift I thought u two r the same person

[hardy drift]

???

[worn wigeon]

Same color palette and name color

I see it

And the name plate is about the same length

[abstract rapids]

yes

[narrow brook]

No

[wet stone]

Hello

[sullen sierra]

Chat moonveil is way too boring is there a different katana build I can use?

I’ve been thinking of dual katanas

[hardy drift]

Yeah but there's a big difference
I'm not mid

[worn wigeon]

Great katana is really cool if you have dlc, dragonscale is cool base game

[worn wigeon]

You might be right

You’re so right

[sullen sierra]

Is it mid game? I just beat Radahn

[worn wigeon]

Mid game ish, it’s underground

[wet stone]

Would I find a katana even if I was not a samurai?

[worn wigeon]

All weapons are available to every class

[sullen sierra]

Right now I wanna try uchi and nagakiba dual wield (what talismans should i use for ts)

[wet stone]

Wow how can I get one? And where?

[sullen sierra]

Yeah you will (and there are more than one type)

[worn wigeon]

What infusion do you plan on using

[sullen sierra]

Probably blood for Yk…..bleed

[still verge]

Hi everyone

[sullen sierra]

Cuz I think the only boss with high bleed res is radagon

(That isn’t optional)

[worn wigeon]

You can get uchi very early in death touched catacombs

[worn wigeon]

You can’t bleed radabeast at all

[worn wigeon]

Hi hi

[still verge]

Hi, how come the voice channels all have locks on them btw?

[narrow brook]

Little ceasers🤤

[sullen sierra]

I mean the raw M1 damage will still be high right? (Also what talismans work best with blood)

[wet stone]

I just got the second map is it near?

[worn wigeon]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[narrow brook]

Domino’s🤤

[worn wigeon]

It’s in limgrave

[narrow brook]

Pizza Hut🤤

[sullen sierra]

Dual wielding godrick dragons seems tuff

[atomic tapir]

Double dragon

[wet stone]

Wow I should search tomorrow 😶

[worn wigeon]

Lord of bloods exultation, winged sword insignia, ritual sword are all good

[wet stone]

Are you hungry my dear?

[sullen sierra]

Where do I fight mohg (Varre cut off my finger)

[hot panther]

sand🤤

[worn wigeon]

Talk with him again to get an item

[sullen sierra]

I got the dynasty medal thing

[worn wigeon]

Use it

[narrow brook]

Chicken🤤

[sullen sierra]

He’ll prob one tap me

[worn wigeon]

What’s your vig

[sullen sierra]

I’m not even level 70

[sullen sierra]

Imma use a larval tear rn

The Radahn fight was so ass bro the summons did all the work and I barely saw what’s going on

[worn wigeon]

You can always do another play through

[still verge]

You didn't have to summon the summons... 🤷‍♂️

[sullen sierra]

I sure as hell don’t wanna fight him again

[worn wigeon]

Aw

[sullen sierra]

So for bleed I need like 20 arcane and the rest on vigor end and dex? I’m level 66

[blazing berry]

so tired

[hexed knoll]

Go to sleep

[lament furnace]

then go sleep

[blazing berry]

mentally

[lament furnace]

go sleep

[hexed knoll]

Go to sleep

[blazing berry]

fair enough

[hexed knoll]

R u going sleep?

[blazing berry]

no

[narrow brook]

You might be burnt out

[lament furnace]

fair

[hexed knoll]

Why 😭

[blazing berry]

because its always chill at night

[hexed knoll]

Vent abt how long ur day was

[lament furnace]

bros secretly a vampire

[blazing berry]

im from romania

[hexed knoll]

That’ll make u less mentally exhausted

[blazing berry]

i did

[lament furnace]

Romanian vampire

[blazing berry]

3rd time today i ve been called a vampire

[lament furnace]

vampire..4 times now

[blazing berry]

hey you cant do that

[lament furnace]

i can.

[narrow brook]

Food🤤🤤

[still wren]

man i hate how oredering chipotle on their app is slower than just going there in person

[blazing berry]

[still wren]

no way it takes 15minutes to put my food in a box

[blazing berry]

put my put

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-koseki-bijou-biboo-koseki-biboo-hololive-english-gif-12385060377674129562

[lament furnace]

there are others orders too.. they prioritize offline orders first idk

[hexed knoll]

Can my pals stop ringing me I’m clearly trying to chill out

[narrow brook]

They do it to annoy u

[blazing berry]

irl starting to be called offline

that is INSANE

[lament furnace]

i forgot the term mb

[blazing berry]

you re not excused

[hexed knoll]

We are COOKED as a civilization

[lament furnace]

no problem

[blazing berry]

big problem

[lament furnace]

no problem

[hexed knoll]

Yes problem

[blazing berry]

big problem

[lament furnace]

ok

[slate raptor]

Is bloodborne the souls game with the most trans people?

[hexed knoll]

I give up free tacos for everybody

[still wren]

😭 😭 but im in the store rn ordering on my phone

[still wren]

so true

[blazing berry]

is demon soles the souls game with the most dirty soles

[lament furnace]

if you're in the store why are you ordering online?

[lament furnace]

demon soles💔

[still wren]

to get app points for free goodies

[hexed knoll]

Demon soles is a sick name for a new brand of sneakers

[lament furnace]

oh.

[blazing berry]

you said this last time

[still wren]

i am one of the few rare people that actually use restaurant apps

[hexed knoll]

And I’ll say it again

[lament furnace]

miyazaki approved ngl

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-hololive-okayu-okakoro-gif-20569223

[hexed knoll]

Himeno is trash

[still wren]

u take that back or ill ban u

[hexed knoll]

(Did the Ragebait work)

[lament furnace]

damn fell for the ragebait skill issue

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/inugami-korone-holo-no-graffiti-hologra-hololive-yelling-gif-20740012

who is himeno

[hexed knoll]

WHAT

[abstract rapids]

[narrow brook]

Food🤤🤤🤤

Pizza🤤

Pasta🤤

🤤

[abstract rapids]

Giggleshitter make this guy a pizza

[lament furnace]

It seems you like food which start with the letter p

[blazing berry]

i will eat you

[still wren]

i hate how time feels shorter as u get older and u start feeling like ure eating all the time

or cooking all the time

[hexed knoll]

Himeno is the Always Blatantly Cute Dork Everybody Fawns for and for Good reason. (Read the capital letters)

[narrow brook]

Cooking🤤🤤

[lament furnace]

this reminded me of that invader from elden ring.

[hexed knoll]

Pls don’t

[blazing berry]

sorry i ated your limbs

[lament furnace]

ated💔

[hexed knoll]

Ated 😭

[blazing berry]

eated

[lament furnace]

eated💔

[abstract rapids]

In my client defense

[hexed knoll]

Better off saying 8 atp 😭

[blazing berry]

ateded

[narrow brook]

🤤

[still wren]

i only care abt vtubers

[lament furnace]

8 dead🥀

[abstract rapids]

English is not everyone first language

[lament furnace]

it's not mine either

[hexed knoll]

She can be a Vtuber With Xylophones and Yelling Zebras

[narrow brook]

Anyone wanna make me food?🤤

[abstract rapids]

U r not my client

[blazing berry]

i am

[lament furnace]

never call paul

[abstract rapids]

He's my client

[blazing berry]

i am his client

[abstract rapids]

LMAO

[hexed knoll]

We are his clients, right guys? Right…?

[worn wigeon]

Why not

[abstract rapids]

Who's WE

[blazing berry]

we as in JUST ME

[hexed knoll]

I don’t speak French ✌️

[lament furnace]

Paul got me 9 years on probation

[abstract rapids]

Aysa is my CLIENT

[narrow brook]

As long as there is food🤤

[blazing berry]

im aysa

[lament furnace]

hola

[narrow brook]

I’m so hungry🤤

[worn wigeon]

This is funni

[abstract rapids]

And HE'S aysa

[hexed knoll]

What is it with u and food gng 😭 go eat smth if ur that hungry 💔

[narrow brook]

Food🤤

[blazing berry]

give me and ME only give perms

[hexed knoll]

Señor, por favor

[halcyon kernel]

Interesting chat

[lament furnace]

You're like that one espada in bleach who's just slow

[abstract rapids]

Only YOU

[desert robin]

Nya

[blazing berry]

yes

[lament furnace]

konichiwa

[hexed knoll]

Like… the show? 😉

[narrow brook]

Tide pods🤤

[stone meteor]

Guys Im here

[blazing berry]

i love playing pinterest

[worn wigeon]

How do you play

[desert robin]

What the hell, how

[abstract rapids]

No he's not a girl unfortunately

[hexed knoll]

My eyes didn’t hear that smell correctly you can PLAY Pinterest?!

[lament furnace]

Mongolia sucks.. where is it though?

[blazing berry]

black magic

[stone meteor]

Between China and Russia 😐

[desert robin]

Gatekeeper smh

[worn wigeon]

New update

[lament furnace]

ohh.. you think taiwan a country?

[abstract rapids]

How in the world are you playing Pinterest

[blazing berry]

you have to keep it a secret if i tell you

[narrow brook]

Can Pinterest teach me how to cook🤤

[hexed knoll]

Bro is not a godskin noble 😭

[abstract rapids]

Actually yes

[stone meteor]

Isn’t zoro a planet 🤓

[lament furnace]

it can teach you how to eat rocks

[narrow brook]

Rocks🤤🤤🤤

[blazing berry]

i have his build

[lament furnace]

maybe i dont know

[hexed knoll]

No u don’t

[blazing berry]

yes i do

[hexed knoll]

Proof?

[inner gyro]

Is Undisputed a good game?

[blazing berry]

perv

[worn wigeon]

Everyone strives for godskin noble build

[still wren]

wat

[abstract rapids]

My client has whatever u two r talking about

[hexed knoll]

Read the capitals

[lament furnace]

prove it

[still wren]

play lotf with me

[hexed knoll]

Your CLIENT is being mean to me

[abstract rapids]

Why would I PROVE anything to you

[desert robin]

Im bad at secrets I always forget them 😨

[coral urchin]

My client is guilty can I get another one

[lament furnace]

because that's your work

[inner gyro]

[worn wigeon]

You get what you get and you don’t get upset

[lament furnace]

double it and give it to the next person

[narrow brook]

My client LOVES to eat food and eating rocks🤤🤤

[abstract rapids]

He's NOT

[blazing berry]

im NOT

[abstract rapids]

Who was ur client

[worn wigeon]

Are you your client

[narrow brook]

Yes I’m representing myself🤤

[abstract rapids]

U r NOT a judge

[lament furnace]

a homosapien

[hexed knoll]

Can I be somebody’s client??? 🙏 👉👈🥺

[blazing berry]

no

[hexed knoll]

MAN

[flat matrix]

life is great

[lament furnace]

you're not a lawyer

[worn wigeon]

You can be mine

[abstract rapids]

Whatever that word is pal

[blazing berry]

why not?

[flat matrix]

but i will be

[hexed knoll]

Yes defend my case

[lament furnace]

it just means human🥀

[abstract rapids]

Don't talk with my CLIENT before talking to me

[lament furnace]

what's up

[flat matrix]

Objection! (always wanted to say that)

[worn wigeon]

What did you do

[desert robin]

It means he's afraid of santa claus

[abstract rapids]

How you doin

[flat matrix]

im actually studying law guys its my time to shine

[hexed knoll]

Ur a lawyer dawg not a body guard 😭

[worn wigeon]

Overruled

[lament furnace]

pretty good what about you

[blazing berry]

homosapiens doesnt mean human, homosapiens sapiens means human

[narrow brook]

Yes because I to eat rocks and pasta🤤🤤

[flat matrix]

sandwich wich

[hexed knoll]

Which sandwich?

[flat matrix]

law is good i love it here at law

[lament furnace]

hey lawyer your client is a nerd..

[abstract rapids]

Giggleshitter don't interrupt my work.

[desert robin]

Meow

[worn wigeon]

Law is evil

[blazing berry]

LMFAO

[abstract rapids]

All good , glad to know u r good

[hexed knoll]

Just this once out of RESPECT

[flat matrix]

we will have to put that as further proof in our case

[abstract rapids]

I'm proud of him🙏🏻

[lament furnace]

if i bribe you will you attack your own client

[inner gyro]

What is this, Ace Attorney?

[flat matrix]

Objection!

[blazing berry]

@abstract rapids do i plead guilty on this one

[abstract rapids]

Good boy

[abstract rapids]

U r good

[flat matrix]

can i be that badahs prosecutor from ace attorney

[abstract rapids]

Depends

[hexed knoll]

I know you’re not speaking to me like that…

[worn wigeon]

Overruled, head question

[abstract rapids]

YOU are good boy

[hexed knoll]

You as in YOU more like

[lament furnace]

bribe is meat.. you've got a tiger pfp so that will work probably

[flat matrix]

im higuruma

[inner gyro]

I kept forgetting that Ace Attorney has its own anime series.

[flat matrix]

everyone come back were having a retrial

[hexed knoll]

That’s a cat dawg 😭

[abstract rapids]

Radahn doesn't need meat.

[lament furnace]

and i am theodore roosevelt

[worn wigeon]

Can you the pose

[buoyant yew]

I finally beat bayle Jesus christ

[abstract rapids]

No YOU

[flat matrix]

it takes more to down a bullmose!

[lament furnace]

tiger is a cat too

[narrow brook]

Anyone tryna make all us some food👀

[flat matrix]

which one

[hexed knoll]

Everyone come back. We’re having a retrial! (Omg I said it)

[lament furnace]

real

[abstract rapids]

Did u kill radahn

[flat matrix]

i can do that voice perfectly

[blazing berry]

@abstract rapids can you call me a good boy too

[narrow brook]

Yes

[worn wigeon]

The most popular one, the face in hands

[hexed knoll]

No

[lament furnace]

what about uno reverse card to cure your rot

[flat matrix]

yes i can

[abstract rapids]

LMAO this caught out of guard

[hexed knoll]

No it didn’t why lying

[blazing berry]

answer lawyer

[abstract rapids]

Good

[worn wigeon]

@abstract rapids what about me

[abstract rapids]

Maybe

[narrow brook]

Food?🤤

[abstract rapids]

Y'all are good boys dw

[hexed knoll]

Bro 😭

[blazing berry]

who are you???

[worn wigeon]

Thank you

[narrow brook]

Ich habe hunger🤤

[flat matrix]

my client did not consent to this

[lament furnace]

7 minutes is all i need to finish this trial

[worn wigeon]

Person probably

[blazing berry]

buddy your client is NOT my lawyer

[abstract rapids]

Don't get jealous my client

Ts fryin me

[lament furnace]

wesker gif

[blazing berry]

im guilty of jealousy

[keen plover]

why does my ace attorney server have elden ring logo

[hexed knoll]

I’m somebody’s client I think where did my lawyer run off to

[flat matrix]

right because I AM

[lament furnace]

you're drunk

[worn wigeon]

Right here dw

[abstract rapids]

Dw I imagined it

[narrow brook]

Bye guys I’m gonna be very hungry somewhere else in this server

[flat matrix]

here

let me be your legal advisor guys

[keen plover]

no i am necro, not a drink

[blazing berry]

ts my lawyer dawg im going to jail 😭 🙏

[lament furnace]

good boy

[hexed knoll]

There you are I’ve been looking for AGES

[abstract rapids]

Dw u r good my client

[flat matrix]

solaire can do law too

[lament furnace]

i said drunk

[worn wigeon]

It’s been 43 seconds

[narrow brook]

No horses they scary

[hexed knoll]

Ur cooked gng 😭 🙏

[flat matrix]

are you trying to create a competition between the elden ring discord law firms??!?

[lament furnace]

wont you eat a horse too?

[keen plover]

nuh uh

[flat matrix]

i think were gonna have to take that to trial

[hexed knoll]

Ladies one at a time I’m busy rn getting my case defended so idk

[lament furnace]

yes

[abstract rapids]

I ONLY have one client

[narrow brook]

I’m so hungry I could eat a rocks🤤

[edgy aurora]

Bayle!!!

[flat matrix]

guys let someone be prosecutor someone lawyer someone witness

[worn wigeon]

You still haven’t told me what you did

[hexed knoll]

Wait so what IS this trial about?

[keen plover]

you ever played elden ring zoro

[hexed knoll]

Asking for a friend

[abstract rapids]

Idk

[flat matrix]

who wants to be represented by the great lawyer solaire

[blazing berry]

got your message deleted noob

[keen plover]

i hope its okay to talk about elden ring here

[lament furnace]

yeah got a lot of hours in it

[lament furnace]

no don't..

[keen plover]

did you like it

[lament furnace]

you'll get banged

[abstract rapids]

This is funny one lmao

[hexed knoll]

Lawyer defend me!

[lament furnace]

banned*

[abstract rapids]

Pause

[blazing berry]

can someone bang me too

[abstract rapids]

YO

[hexed knoll]

No 😭

[keen plover]

man its gets more dangerous by every minute

[blazing berry]

whos offering bangs

[abstract rapids]

AYSA?

[lament furnace]

@abstract rapids how you gonna defend this

[lament furnace]

slide typing is like gambling ngl

[abstract rapids]

Maybe he means "bang" as shoot maybe he needs psychological help

[blazing berry]

bang as in shoot

[flat matrix]

call mahoraga ( the mods )

[worn wigeon]

Then you will die if someone bang

[hexed knoll]

What has gotten into you?? 😭

[lament furnace]

real

[abstract rapids]

See I told you zoro @lament furnace

[blazing berry]

guys i meant shooting

[worn wigeon]

Like the hair

[lament furnace]

bros smart unlike me

[worn wigeon]

Obv

[abstract rapids]

Lmaoo

[keen plover]

real pros manually type without t9 and make 20 mistakes in 3 words

[hexed knoll]

Yeah delete that message gng

[abstract rapids]

AYSA

[lament furnace]

ngl my brain kinda cooked.. quantum physics is tough

[blazing berry]

what happen

[abstract rapids]

I SAW IT

[worn wigeon]

“Shooting ropes”

[burnt tulip]

does godfrey icon enchance moonveil katanas skill?

[blazing berry]

yooo look at this weirdo

[desert robin]

YALL, dont get beaned

[lament furnace]

Google

[hexed knoll]

Quantum physics is easier than processing all of these messages gng ur lucky 😭 peace im heading out into the great world

[burnt tulip]

Google

[lament furnace]

💔

[worn wigeon]

Yes

[burnt tulip]

thanks

[abstract rapids]

Mf u better be grateful they didn't ss that

[lament furnace]

claude ai?

[keen plover]

when they are dead they can contact me

[worn wigeon]

The heavy one only I believe

[lament furnace]

didn't ss what?

[desert robin]

Bro studying sum shii that doesnt even happen 🏴‍☠️

[abstract rapids]

Nothing dw

[blazing berry]

ss what?

[worn wigeon]

Actually no, that’s the wrong talisman I was thinking of something else

[lament furnace]

aint entirely true though.

[hexed knoll]

What’s a higher chance me beating Magnus carlsen only guessing moves or my hand going through my table?

[abstract rapids]

Yo ahh lackin

[burnt tulip]

dang

[keen plover]

it does happen when you arent lookin

[blazing berry]

i know you got my back thats why

[worn wigeon]

Mwah, you should do it again, it would be funny

[abstract rapids]

Probably less than zero

[blazing berry]

do what again?

[abstract rapids]

Fair enough

[hexed knoll]

I said which is higher gng 😭

[lament furnace]

yeah cat is alive and dead both

[worn wigeon]

Type something silly

[blazing berry]

something silly

[abstract rapids]

Yes less than zero dawg u better be grateful 🙏🏻

[keen plover]

second of course, just apply enough force

[worn wigeon]

Thanks

[blazing berry]

yw!

[keen plover]

you can say its... undead.

[hexed knoll]

Ts why I don’t ask these type of questions bro 😭 🙏

[lament furnace]

undead nightmare?!american venom starts playing

[edgy aurora]

Weeer

[worn wigeon]

Yes

[desert robin]

Yeah okay 🙄

And santa isnt real right??

[lament furnace]

!no

[blazing berry]

@lament furnace your pfp is fnuy

[abstract rapids]

Goated music🙏🏻

[lament furnace]

thanks.

[lament furnace]

real

[blazing berry]

wasnt a compliment

[hexed knoll]

There’s so much better rdr songs 🙏

[worn wigeon]

Santa isn’t real??????

[lament furnace]

thanks.

[blazing berry]

.

[desert robin]

Thats what they want you to think

[lament furnace]

bro doesnt know the meaning of the word subjective

[keen plover]

well i dont want to jump to conclusions but how would you explain cookies disappearing

[desert robin]

How else those presents getting there bro

[worn wigeon]

Whew

[blazing berry]

music is so subjective and im tired of pretending its not

[edgy aurora]

Going into Ng is worrisome

[desert robin]

Santa obvs

[worn wigeon]

What are you talking about

[hexed knoll]

I do actually 🤓

[lament furnace]

why do you pretend it's not?

[worn wigeon]

Why

[desert robin]

Ong, I love my noise music and weird percussion hiphop subgenres

[blazing berry]

i dont pretend

[edgy aurora]

Just feels weird, loosing all my progress pretty much

[lament furnace]

bros like that patrick gif

[tranquil hedge]

Music not that serious bro 😭
@cedar matrix tell em

[lament furnace]

bros contradicting himself

[keen plover]

american venom? i know a certain venom who were very fond of boxes

[worn wigeon]

You keep everything but key items and most importantly, knowledge

[blazing berry]

i am, therefor i am

[lament furnace]

therefore*

[worn wigeon]

Are you though

[carmine hawk]

Yaknow, yeah.

Nightreign would be an excellent venue for Fromsoft to do in-game collabs.

"The shape of this Night.. is unlike anything we've hitherto witnessed."

New Crossover Nightfarer:

JACK GARLAND.

[blazing berry]

wall of text

[lament furnace]

ngl RE9 was pretty good

[worn wigeon]

I think I’m stupid then i realize I am

[lament furnace]

regular everyday thing

[abstract rapids]

Ong

[blazing berry]

if your pfp is funny, what are you without it? @lament furnace

[blazing idol]

Just hit level 713

[desert robin]

4 sentences

[lament furnace]

without it i am a discord user without a pfp

[hexed knoll]

I was meant to get a haircut today but instead got blamed for smashing a car window 😭

[blazing berry]

time to delete the save

[blazing idol]

SON

[worn wigeon]

Just because zoro no longer has a pfp doesn’t take away his value, for he creates value of his pfp

[lament furnace]

bro tells margit to lay his foolish ambitions to rest

[lament furnace]

got my lawyer too

[hexed knoll]

Bro IS the flame of ambition

[worn wigeon]

Was this the worst use of time ever

[blazing berry]

bro licks malenias prosthesis in godricks place

[keen plover]

now its time to enjoy the game

[lament furnace]

dlc:

[hexed knoll]

Bro was the first Elden Lord before Godfrey

[blazing idol]

Nah I like seeing 99 for all stats

[fervent zodiac]

huzzah!

[blazing idol]

took me 30 hours to get from 378 to 713

[worn wigeon]

I find it really funny that Godfrey wasn’t first Elden lord

[lament furnace]

this has to be a lie bro wth

[worn wigeon]

Huzzah

[keen plover]

Shadow of the Erdtree

[desert robin]

I woulda owned that shii, yeah mf I did it AND I'd do it again

[abstract rapids]

This is actually so good timing lol

[lament furnace]

yeah

[blazing idol]

Mohg farm

[chilly agate]

ru on ng+

[desert robin]

Yall I finally reached max furlcalling finger remedies on my rl30...

[lament furnace]

it's this efficient?!

[blazing idol]

Ng 8

[keen plover]

hey ion

[chilly agate]

caps at 7

[abstract rapids]

What

[worn wigeon]

Journey 8, ng7

[lament furnace]

ng

[desert robin]

Sorry

[median abyss]

Omg lol same

[chilly agate]

whats up

[worn wigeon]

Explode

[abstract rapids]

I mean what does he mean by caps

[desert robin]

💥

[median abyss]

I hate periods too!

[hexed knoll]

How many times can I slap my knee before it catches on and I dislocate my patella?

[abstract rapids]

Ong me too

[lament furnace]

caps mean maximum goes upto

[chilly agate]

1

[desert robin]

Six se

[worn wigeon]

Are you also 8 feet tall

[blazing idol]

Any1 need help w anything

[keen plover]

i beat the game lately and found endings severely underwhelming

[chilly agate]

shush

[lament furnace]

inorganic chemistry?

[median abyss]

No just 6,3

[abstract rapids]

There's no maximum ng+ in elden ring

[worn wigeon]

The scaling does

[abstract rapids]

Wrong msg to reply gng

[blazing berry]

caps at 67

[lament furnace]

ng+7?

[abstract rapids]

Yes

[chilly agate]

yea only 3 of them have interesting cutscenes, the rest are boring

[blazing idol]

I got to level 713 to help new players

[abstract rapids]

I was on my 22

[lament furnace]

i hope you get inflicted with scarlet rot irl

[median abyss]

I just a girl sorry

[worn wigeon]

What does this mean

[chilly agate]

NG+7 is the max it can scale to

[manic ice]

[chilly agate]

rest is just NG+7 again

[hexed knoll]

What if nobody got scarlet rot because it’s a bad disease

[blazing berry]

the rotus-see goes crazy and you know it

[chilly agate]

What if we all lived happily ever after...

[worn wigeon]

Shup pup

[abstract rapids]

It's okay (6,4 btw , owns a restaurant btw , hate periods btw , support female rights btw , owns a Ferrari btw)

[lament furnace]

i beg your pardon?

[median abyss]

Also I just took a massive stinky

[worn wigeon]

I curse you to do 108

[abstract rapids]

I thought you mean the ng+ in general

[lament furnace]

who?

[hexed knoll]

Alright, listen to this. We hold hand, jump up and kick our feet up and it goes to a freeze frame before the credits roll and show the places we’ve been through out the story and where the characters are now e.g. Ionizingparticles went on to become a millionaire.

[abstract rapids]

LMAO

[keen plover]

all these hours in er made me appreciate ds3 much more which initially i found somewhat unexceptional
this vexes me

[blazing berry]

i want uppies by malenia

[worn wigeon]

Twin

[lament furnace]

damn 1% battery

[abstract rapids]

Ong man

[lament furnace]

thanos disappearing gif

[chilly agate]

W ending

[abstract rapids]

Sure gng

[worn wigeon]

I gotchu

[blazing berry]

f you gif

sorry guys

[manic ice]

Oh wow. how descriptive we are today chat

[worn wigeon]

O great Alexander, bless upon me once again

[hexed knoll]

marlon gif aka me.

[blazing berry]

marlon a bum

[hexed knoll]

Ik

[blazing berry]

@worn wigeon That link is not allowed.

[lament furnace]

bro didn't got me

[chilly agate]

@worn wigeon That link is not allowed.

[worn wigeon]

I though we were like these Alexander, what happened

[hexed knoll]

@worn wigeon That link is not allowed.

[worn wigeon]

Ladies ladies one at a time

[blazing berry]

me first

[lament furnace]

@worn wigeon That link is not allowed.

[hexed knoll]

Who is this? 😭 ❓

[lament furnace]

random kid gif

[chilly agate]

@worn wigeon you cant post that buddy

[storm creek]

Son

[blazing berry]

thats papi

[hexed knoll]

Why can’t I be called that

[fervent zodiac]

we should all get lobotomized

[storm creek]

Get this man a True

[lament furnace]

we already are.. iq wise

[blazing berry]

speak for yourself buddy!!!

[chilly agate]

chat peep the tag

[chilly agate]

fire right

[lament furnace]

bros saying as if he's einstein💔

[hexed knoll]

Top 1@ things that never happened (the 10 is swirly cause I’m like Picasso when I’m texting)

[worn wigeon]

“Do we deserve destruction ?”

[blazing berry]

no im albert

[manic ice]

I think it'd be pretty interesting

[lament furnace]

and i am wesker

[fervent zodiac]

some do

[hexed knoll]

When is the sun gonna explode 😭

[blazing berry]

hello

[keen plover]

i also got dlc, actually aint that bad considered the reception it got

[wanton scaffold]

Me first

[lament furnace]

hello

[worn wigeon]

Gonna be waiting a while sorry

[chilly agate]

in like 8 billion years or smth 😔

[manic ice]

You got a couple billion years..

[lament furnace]

damn that's like tomorrow wth

[worn wigeon]

First come first serve, you’re next

[wanton scaffold]

In the tall grass, there is the Snake

[chilly agate]

yea the DLC is awesome, rellana is like malenia if she was fun

[keen plover]

finally some good armor, man i was losing my mind trying to find a good fit in og game, and here we finally get some good simple knight armor that properly covers face

[lament furnace]

"your" next💔