general-discussion

[velvet canopy]

this reminds me of godfreys handle hitbox

[maiden sonnet]

Is that the mantis blade

[whole walrus]

morgotts stupid knee hitbox

[native stream]

yessir

[maiden sonnet]

Interesting choice

[velvet canopy]

bayle will always pmo

[abstract rapids]

Yess but his sword is curved so moves like this can't be avoidable like this

[velvet canopy]

stupid fire

[native stream]

its ideal for gduo

[whole walrus]

i think she knows

[native stream]

so I'm practicing with it

[native stream]

no actually I've been practicing for 2 days with my eyes closed

[whole walrus]

only?

[abstract rapids]

Wbu do you know it

[abstract rapids]

Skill issue

[whole walrus]

i know everything

ask me a question ill have the answer

[abstract rapids]

Hmm

[whole walrus]

thats not a question

[nimble linden]

.

[velvet canopy]

let them cook

[maiden sonnet]

alright dooku

[abstract rapids]

How can I get a goth baddie

[whole walrus]

by not ever uttering that sentence

[native stream]

step 1 be a gay woman

[velvet canopy]

T_T

[maiden sonnet]

gambling.

[native stream]

none of them are heterosexual I fear

[velvet canopy]

out of everything you coulda asked

[green yew]

Guys i reached Farum Azula
And there are a ton of Beastmen here

[abstract rapids]

That's the best thing to ask

[whole walrus]

the fashion is like green goblin's mask

[abstract rapids]

I lost my girl days ago now I need goth baddie

[velvet canopy]

next time i see a roulette table do i all in black or red

[velvet canopy]

take ur time to move on T_T

[whole walrus]

say maroon and think outside the box

[velvet canopy]

naw we goin broke

[abstract rapids]

Welp

[maiden sonnet]

all on red

[velvet canopy]

bet

[abstract rapids]

@whole walrus u didn't answer me

[velvet canopy]

will noni ever get wave 100 on ultrakill

thats a question we need answered

[abstract rapids]

Or

[wispy bison]

broke? yeah, im a broken rose

[whole walrus]

i did

[abstract rapids]

Will rdr 2 get a 60 fps update

[whole walrus]

on standard? 100% i could do that

[whole walrus]

i just havent touched standard in forever

[abstract rapids]

That wasn't an answer I need a TUT

[velvet canopy]

why havent you, it would be cool

[wispy bison]

going to buy clothes tomorrow... 😈

[whole walrus]

the uninstall button for starters

[whole walrus]

meh

im on brutal

[wispy bison]

evil clothes that will upset my mother

[abstract rapids]

U don't know shi what a waste

[whole walrus]

standard is too slow

[velvet canopy]

but 100

tbf thats like over 1 hour of playing

probably more

[whole walrus]

yeah it takes a bit

[harsh mauve]

What the hell

[shadow geode]

guys what is your age

[whole walrus]

713

[harsh mauve]

Evil clothes when you wear it you will be possessed

[native stream]

wouldn't you like to know evil data collection machine

[velvet canopy]

1 more than last year

[whole walrus]

wdym theyre just verifying ages

[velvet canopy]

our secret agent over here

[dusky dune]

56

[distant rock]

The life of a me is even harder.

[shadow geode]

what is your job guys

[native stream]

see what I mean

[whole walrus]

least obvious fed

[velvet canopy]

whats next social security number?

[native stream]

evil data collection machine

[distant rock]

Holy username

[harsh mauve]

Ask me ten other questions

[distant rock]

Literally

[whole walrus]

worst pasta

[dusky dune]

Kroal are you trying to get into every heaven 😭

[narrow brook]

Son

[shadow geode]

what car do you drive

[velvet canopy]

im ded

[narrow brook]

I’m trying to get my nightly doomscrolling in

[abstract rapids]

Censor that hard J word

[harsh mauve]

Yeah what else

[distant rock]

I was gonna say that but I saved it for someone else.

[native stream]

NOW we gaming, think Im warmed up

[abstract rapids]

I thought you fell asleep

Where's my goat aysa

[narrow brook]

Why are is the slur j*b still allowed?

Like guys come on

[harsh mauve]

Trying to get into every heaven is just gonna land u in hell

[velvet canopy]

aura farming

[abstract rapids]

I'm investing in this

[abstract rapids]

This is tuff

[velvet canopy]

i have some of my boss kills

[abstract rapids]

Ong

[narrow brook]

Where even is ts

[velvet canopy]

anyone here do backstep only

[native stream]

Divine Tower of Caelid: Basement

[abstract rapids]

What's that again

[shut relic]

Caelid tower

[narrow brook]

Caelid😡

[abstract rapids]

My goat area

[narrow brook]

Yes that’s the only good part

[wispy bison]

my bestie had a fight with her boyfriend yesterday and said "it seems i only date complete idiots" boy the strenght that i had to muster just to not say "yeah" right there

[narrow brook]

Evil witch how evil are u

[distant rock]

I spent 30 hours in caelid when I first started bc of the chest bro.

[shadow geode]

bro has been stuck in godskin apostle for 2 days

[native stream]

correct, getting good practice

[harsh mauve]

Ur stronger than me

[narrow brook]

Is that because you’re evil?

[abstract rapids]

[wispy bison]

oh no, im just holding back for now, im telling her today when she can laugh about it

[shut relic]

Who's the idiot

[narrow brook]

Me

[native stream]

🪞

[harsh mauve]

Femboy

[shut relic]

[distant rock]

If I name myself turambar. Will I get copyright struck.

[whole walrus]

hmmm its been a while since i yoruposted

[narrow brook]

I’m smart

[harsh mauve]

Nvm he's smart now

[shut relic]

Maybe...are you goated like me?

[narrow brook]

Yea cuz my mom told me I am

That’s how u know it’s true

[distant rock]

Yes

[shut relic]

Then I won't

[desert robin]

She's pretty

[harsh mauve]

What's ur pfp I'm scared

[abstract rapids]

Still u disappointed me.

[distant rock]

Elden ring build?

[shut relic]

That's the god of death

[narrow brook]

Maybe your the real disappointment because I never said I quit

[desert robin]

Meow

[harsh mauve]

From

[shut relic]

Claymore and full strength

[harsh mauve]

What

[shut relic]

Akane Banashi

[desert robin]

Oh this is a csm character right

A lil less pretty knowing that but she's cool

[wispy bison]

her boyfriend i guess

[distant rock]

I use a lil bit of everything so either way. My twin.

[narrow brook]

🧐

[abstract rapids]

U didn't kill radahn for that guy.

[narrow brook]

I will later

Sleep comes first

[abstract rapids]

Then get ur ahh to sleep

[narrow brook]

That’s me rn

[waxen turtle]

imagine sleeping lmao. its 10 AM

[narrow brook]

I’m snug as a bug and no bed bugs will ever bite me

[abstract rapids]

It's 3 am for him

[narrow brook]

It’s 4:27 for me

[edgy aurora]

Zzz

[distant rock]

Bro is off by an hour

[narrow brook]

I haven’t stayed up this late in forever

[desert robin]

Est asf

[shut relic]

Let me be the devil's advocate for a moment

If she only dates idiots isn't she an idiot too?

[narrow brook]

Yes

[abstract rapids]

Good for u ig

[edgy aurora]

[desert robin]

Yurr 👋

[narrow brook]

Ur jealous

[abstract rapids]

Idk I forgot

[edgy aurora]

Pvp lesson?

[shut relic]

I'm married to the claymore in every verse

[timid echo]

freesia

[edgy aurora]

Or practice I mean

[timid echo]

even in manga 😂

[abstract rapids]

I sleep on the ground

[abstract rapids]

What's ur level

[narrow brook]

Underground? Cause your gonna die

[harsh mauve]

Sounds cool I wanna read now

[shut relic]

Why is bro naming random mangas

[edgy aurora]

188

[desert robin]

Ive been sipping mang i cant teach worth shii 🙏

Im off a lotta days after tmr tho so dont fret, we're gonna DANCE bro trust

[abstract rapids]

🙏🏻

[shut relic]

The anime is currently airing...but I recommend you read it

[timid echo]

I have been rereading Freesia so yeh

[timid echo]

read freesia instead

[narrow brook]

Anyways I’m gonna keep tryna sleep

To sleep u must larp being asleep

[harsh mauve]

Only manga "" I ever read is junji ito works

[shut relic]

Oh nice

[timid echo]

hell star remina is pretty cool

[paper seal]

the climber is a great read

[timid echo]

I found it okay

[harsh mauve]

I liked soichi it's just so silly

[abstract rapids]

Ohh I wanted to give you my old build but ur level is low , try bloodhound fang with Alexander tailsman

[shut relic]

Glyceride made me want to scrape my skin off

[unreal rivet]

gr

[narrow brook]

More like dumb fang

[timid echo]

the climber art is amazing tho

[abstract rapids]

Goodnight

[narrow brook]

Hi

[timid echo]

hi lol

[desert robin]

Beware, I live 🐱

[versed bramble]

where's everyone in ellen ring? I don't see people

[timid echo]

ok

[timid echo]

explore bro

[narrow brook]

Are you able to turn back time like that one song

[timid echo]

like the good old days ?

[paper seal]

The authors changed 1/4 in or sum idk what kinda shenanigans they pulled, enjoyed it more later on tho

[versed bramble]

Exploring middle, beginning, and end, even dlc and nobody

[narrow brook]

When momma sing?

[native stream]

and good thing too

[abstract rapids]

Hell nah my build used to one hit players

[shut relic]

Read Innocent and innocent rouge
Same artist

[desert robin]

No the clocks are just for the vibe im inert asf bro

[paper seal]

yaa

[abstract rapids]

Hi good morning

[timid echo]

yeah it started as a typical sports manga then the time skip

[narrow brook]

Hi

[timid echo]

looks tuff ngl

[shut relic]

It's about French revolution

[paper seal]

yep

[harsh mauve]

The oil one? That one was gross

[abstract rapids]

Good amount of sleep u got there

[narrow brook]

Hi

[shut relic]

Yes lol

[timid echo]

it's on my list I checked but I haven't heard about the sequel

[desert robin]

Not for a good handful of folk but they have me coming anyway ‼️

[abstract rapids]

Hi

[narrow brook]

Hi

[shut relic]

They're both around 100 chaps

[abstract rapids]

Hi I think you need sleep

[shut relic]

Not that long

[timid echo]

yeah that's fine

[timid echo]

now you read freesia

[narrow brook]

Sleep? Us gamers don’t need sleep😎

[timid echo]

🙏

[abstract rapids]

Oh ok gamer

[narrow brook]

Sleep what’s sleep heh 😼

[paper seal]

ye freesia isn't that long either

[shut relic]

After I'm done with Journal with Witch

[timid echo]

82 chapters

[narrow brook]

K goodnight

[timid echo]

alrighty

[abstract rapids]

Yes yes sigma

[desert robin]

82 chapters sounds mad light for manga

[abstract rapids]

Gn

[timid echo]

freesia feels so surreal and dreamy I love it

[shut relic]

Sleep tight

[paper seal]

the premise sounds interesting

[harsh mauve]

Smashed was funny

[noble sparrow]

i just realised you can use torrent in elden beast arena

[shut relic]

Yeah

[harsh mauve]

Lovesickness was interesting

[paper seal]

psychological stuff if executed well is always great

[wispy bison]

are victims guilty of being a victim?

[timid echo]

it kinda gives hotline miami vibes

[jovial imp]

Is anyone dropping runes

[desert robin]

No steamseed bring it back

[timid echo]

yeah it puts characters in a place of killing and goes through the thought process

[potent temple]

that gif was weird at the end XD

[harsh mauve]

U can also be invaded there

[wispy bison]

i think i put too much sauce in my pizzanessa

[potent temple]

My bad 🤣

[shut relic]

I'm a terrible advocate

[shadow geode]

are you guys married

[potent temple]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[paper seal]

ima hop on

[shut relic]

Some are

[timid echo]

the main character slowly loses his touch with reality by each job

[harsh mauve]

Idiots date idiots?

[noble sparrow]

dont really matter im offline

[wispy bison]

meow

[harsh mauve]

I will find a way

[timid echo]

pay for bros ps plus

[native stream]

25 minutes and then I gotta shower and get ready to go out, dang

[noble sparrow]

oh god

[native stream]

better be booze where I'm going

[timid echo]

for me it takes 7 minutes

[native stream]

the process itself doesn't take 25 minutes 💔

[harsh mauve]

7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I have

[native stream]

I'm saying I have 25 minutes until I need to go do it

[timid echo]

I already showered that's why

oh fairs

[shut relic]

Farben Farben

[harsh mauve]

Give the fed ur shower times

[wispy bison]

i definitelly put too much sauce on my pizza

[timid echo]

8 30

[maiden sonnet]

"seven minutes, seven minutes is all i can spare to play with you."

[desert robin]

Fang?

[harsh mauve]

I miss wesker

His clone sucked

[native stream]

and claw

[timber terrace]

Not old enough

[harsh mauve]

Kroal is taking notes

[abstract rapids]

I lost the girl I wanted to marry

[wispy bison]

7 burgers, 7 burgers is all i can eat

[abstract rapids]

Gathering information he's def a fed

[edgy aurora]

Lies 🤥

[harsh mauve]

7 fries, 7 fries is all I can spare to share with you

[wispy bison]

the girl i want to marry only ever visits me during my nightmares 🥀

[kind mountain]

Pick a number from 1-10

[wispy bison]

67

[harsh mauve]

Ha gay

[abstract rapids]

She actually told me to not worry about some guy she knew and welp it took pretty good turn in the end

[abstract rapids]

6-7

Can I pick two numbers

[kind mountain]

No

[abstract rapids]

Dang

[harsh mauve]

Guess the number I picked

Lawe

[kind mountain]

8

[distant rock]

Why is this goated?

[harsh mauve]

It was 2 😔

[rapid atlas]

Its not

[shut relic]

It's not

[harsh mauve]

It's not

[timber terrace]

So the claymore has another one

I just use it because I don't know any fun builds

[rapid atlas]

🦭 🦭

[shut relic]

Fair enough

[wispy bison]

that must suck, usually women just hit on me and i find out like a week later that they had a boyfriend or were married all along

[timber terrace]

I hate when that happens

[harsh mauve]

That is strange

[timber terrace]

Not like I dated a girl who did that or someone else

[wispy bison]

not like you dated any girls ever

[native stream]

another 30%

[wispy bison]

blehhh

[timber terrace]

You are right

But still I dunno why people do that like they get everything from their loved ones just to search for another like this is some trend

[last crow]

You should

[timber terrace]

Most girls I've seen do this

[harsh mauve]

Hobbyless behavior

[wispy bison]

yeah no i dont endorse cheating so i just cut things off

[last crow]

ive done my assignments, ate, now drinking my coffee

[burnt tulip]

marriage getting kinda boring ig

[native stream]

if I speak I'm in trouble

[last crow]

sunday going pretty well so far

[shut relic]

Try base jumping

[harsh mauve]

You cheatm

Get the pitchforks

[native stream]

nah, have done some regrettable things of similar nature in the past

[burnt tulip]

is that a death threat

[native stream]

but alas such is to be young and stupid

[shut relic]

You won't be bored atleast

[warped hamlet]

Yoo
I just finished the ds3 platinum
Already did ds3 and er platinum
What souls should I play now?

[last crow]

shes a cheater, and thats not someone you want to marry

[timber terrace]

Sjebdb

[shut relic]

What are you 45 yrs old?

[last crow]

youll find someone better, dw

[warped hamlet]

?

[harsh mauve]

Nah it was a year ago 😭

[timber terrace]

Sorry had a stroke

Maybe sekiro or the other souls games you have installed

[native stream]

5 years, actually

[harsh mauve]

Find three jobs, 25 hobbies, 3 houses not a partner

[abstract rapids]

She lied to me like 7 times for him lol and preferred to do a lot of stuff with him , she never watched a movie with me even tho I was asking her to but she watched the new invincible with him and in the end she broke up with me and said she needs time to think and she'll come back to me just to tell me later she likes him lol

[native stream]

its rude to ask a lady her age smh

[wispy bison]

you wanna cheat on your wife? you do you, using cheesy builds on elden ring? too far bud, its over for you

[timber terrace]

I agree

[harsh mauve]

What if u cheat on elden ring 💍

[shut relic]

Sorry

[flat matrix]

i reached profaned capital is this the end

[harsh mauve]

Woman named elden ring:

[native stream]

I kid, I'm not that old, though it often feels that way

[hexed kernel]

far from it

[abstract rapids]

The thing is she was my first love so it was hard to me to accept she was cheating especially our first 3 months together were so great idk what happened

[last crow]

the fact that she did not care about your worries about her friend is already enough to break up

[flat matrix]

even better

[shut relic]

So 44 yrs old

[burnt tulip]

didnt need to reply me death threats... im reporting this

[abstract rapids]

U r funny pls don't go bald

[native stream]

💔 💔

[shut relic]

Bro base jumping is a real thing 😭

[timber terrace]

Beans

[native stream]

I'm gonna get up and go shower now

[flat matrix]

BRO? i just realised this bonfire is at the place you fight artorias in ds1

[burnt tulip]

you edited it. it was landscraper jumping first

[harsh mauve]

Think about your actions

[shut relic]

Wtf is that

[harsh mauve]

And age

[abstract rapids]

I asked her to block him too and she didn't lol saying she doesn't block ppl , just to turn out later I was the jester there and ditched me and acted so mean towards me like we never had something before

[jaunty lance]

hello

[harsh mauve]

Omg water hi

[wispy bison]

damn, i had to give an ultimatum to a girl i used to go to school with, cuz she was dating someone but started coming to my house every day, that guy was my friend too, so i just told her, i dont wanna hurt either of you, so ***make your choice ⚖️ *** me or him, you cant have both, it will just be bad for all of us

[harsh mauve]

My favorite beverage

[abstract rapids]

Yo I'm big fan of u

[jaunty lance]

thank u

[native stream]

Oh no I save that for 3am when my body decides that rather than sleeping we need to tune into "YOURE AN AWFUL PERSON" season 27 episode 5

[wispy bison]

i honestly just hate that, its so cringe looking back on it

[burnt tulip]

if you knew better then you would know that im in a really bad situationn where my 34 years of marriage was just broken down.

[harsh mauve]

Bro thinks she's Libra

[wispy bison]

im so upset theres not a libra emote here

[native stream]

We don't have nightlord emotes huh, that's interesting

[timber terrace]

Guys dont have to worry about me being friends with their girl I don't like em

[native stream]

[sick storm]

should be a sticker tbh

[native stream]

this need more libra features or it just looks like she's chewing ass to the uninitiated

[abstract rapids]

Like I said she was my first I thought if I keep making her choose like that I'll look like a strict and I didn't want , but I learned it was a respecting wishes thing and she never respect mine while all I did everything for her I even blocked an old girl I used to know just because she didn't like her

[wispy bison]

im never making someone choose between me and something again bro so gross

[harsh mauve]

R u ok bro

[sick storm]

true lol

[shut relic]

Sorry uncle I didn't know you were married for 34 years...
All the more reason to try base jumping...relive your youth once more

[timber terrace]

But the girlfriends might worry i might take their man

[sick storm]

the revenant would never do that!

[harsh mauve]

Dude that must haunt you

[burnt tulip]

wasnt my marriage

[harsh mauve]

I'm haunted by it and I wasn't even involved

[burnt tulip]

thanks

[wispy bison]

its just triggering your ED libra ptsd

[native stream]

mf you said "my marriage"

[shut relic]

Understandable have a great day

[burnt tulip]

I arranged the marriage

[abstract rapids]

Ong that shi kept me awake for a whole week

[vestal berry]

hi

[shut relic]

There is no marriage in Ba Sing Se

[harsh mauve]

This guy thinks he's funny

[timber terrace]

Hi

[abstract rapids]

Hi ary

[native stream]

I need to binge watch avatar again, anyway! shower!

[abstract rapids]

Go shower

[wispy bison]

ary potah??

[burnt tulip]

There is no shower in "ELDEN RING"

[harsh mauve]

There is soap

[wispy bison]

harry potter! did you put no games in the play station of 5?!

[abstract rapids]

Lmao

[timber terrace]

True

[shut relic]

That's true

[upbeat bison]

I dodge the water

[burnt tulip]

I didnt sleep one night playing elden right and slept 16 hours

[jagged widget]

but there are splendid baths

[burnt tulip]

thats a lagoon

[timber terrace]

Elben bing

[harsh mauve]

Bloodborne is full of baths

[jagged widget]

what about the bath in the dungeon in the spawn catacomb

[timber terrace]

And we have a movie coming

[jagged widget]

whats behind the imp seal

[waxen turtle]

nacho's

[harsh mauve]

Hat popcorn bucket

[burnt tulip]

you ever seen it being used?

[harsh mauve]

I'm too tired to be creative goodbye

[jagged widget]

ive used it at least twice

[burnt tulip]

youre a tarnished

we are humans

[jagged widget]

green bath

[burnt tulip]

we are stinky

[jagged widget]

thats not true

i am the quacklings

[paper seal]

the many and only

[burnt tulip]

oh

[paper seal]

you did not just oh the quacklings

[jagged widget]

good morning corv

[wispy bison]

im still looking for the right words

[paper seal]

gooood morning quacklings

[jagged widget]

it's alright, im used to the confusion

[wispy bison]

get used to this kapow!

[jagged widget]

even though it is strange, its clearly written above me

[green yew]

Guys I'm fighting godskin duo for the first time
How do I beat those brothers

[paper seal]

adapt

[jagged widget]

[wispy bison]

when you hit them their health goes down, if it reaches 0 you win

[green yew]

Are you nothing but a ragebaiter?

[paper seal]

that's something that must change, they need to put some respect on the quacklings name, they deserve that much atleast

[wispy bison]

if skill issue is your power what are you without it

crazy you say that to me and not the guy who just told you to adapt

[timid echo]

did you start freesia ?

[paper seal]

adapting should be the bread and butter of the maho gang

[flat matrix]

defeated yhorm the giant what now

[timid echo]

the beginning is very weird

[paper seal]

and he is the founder no less

[paper seal]

rejoice

[thick halo]

You kill pontiff

[wispy bison]

theres a whole gang? aw hell naw i didnt know i had that many opps

[flat matrix]

that guy in the beautiful looking area?

[thick halo]

Mhm

[paper seal]

Ima start it either later when that one bench is free or tomorrow on my commute

[timid echo]

ah fairs

[green yew]

Bcoz adaptation is an ability of Maho clan and i respect that

[hexed kernel]

you will be teleported to your destination

[paper seal]

what kinda weird, berserk weird or idk what other weird there is

berserk weird is very weird but also aight

[hexed kernel]

@flat matrix
Have you killed Sulyvahn?

[wispy bison]

then adapt loser

[eternal rose]

Guys, who's the goat?

[green yew]

Yes these are my members
@vague harbor
@heavy heath

[flat matrix]

no

[wispy bison]

berkerk?

[hexed kernel]

do it then

[wispy bison]

berk serk?

[flat matrix]

alr alr

[paper seal]

10h in google meet what is the maho gang scheming now

[paper seal]

godfrey is my fav

[timid echo]

goated moveset

[paper seal]

yaa

[eternal rose]

Fair enough

[burnt tulip]

the grafted?

[burnt tulip]

can i join yo

[paper seal]

first the quacklings now godfrey, what are we doing

[wispy bison]

i like godrick

[burnt tulip]

gabagool

[green yew]

Ofc bro infact I invited you on day 1

[burnt tulip]

hell yea twin lemme change

[jagged widget]

godfrey the grafted

[green yew]

Guys recusant bernahl is fighting so hard, giving his all
How can I give up?

[burnt tulip]

hell yea twin

[timid echo]

soldier of godfrey

[burnt tulip]

why is he named godfrey when hte real godfrey is diferent

[green yew]

Infact imma make a maho gang gc

[paper seal]

you need a cooler title, the (maho gang member) im not sure about that

[green yew]

Accept my friend req

[burnt tulip]

call it the MHG

[last crow]

howlers

[paper seal]

they not on that level

[green yew]

True

[last crow]

fr

skeletons then

[burnt tulip]

MaHo Gang

[paper seal]

the reputation the howlers have later on

[wispy bison]

sleep a total of 800 hours per day, and then drink a litter of milk, warm up before you go play, only eat or write or pull the trigger with your right hand🎶

[paper seal]

math is not mathing

[last crow]

Boneriders, not skeletons

[last crow]

they can be that

[hidden panther]

imagine the jumpscare when I laid in a coffin by total chance cause I walked that way and got hit with a cutscene and a completely different map

[last crow]

a group of frauds though

[paper seal]

i can see that, boneriders are mad

[paper seal]

that's elden ring for ya

[burnt tulip]

w

I be green

[wispy bison]

ohhh~ its time for another vendetta~~ going trough the shelves picking out my prewritten persona 🎶

[paper seal]

you also need to decide on a color, or maybe color after ranks

[hidden panther]

do u k now which coffin I am talkin abt tho

[paper seal]

theres lots of coffins so no

[wispy bison]

hmmm.. the purple tear...

[paper seal]

everything but purple

[wispy bison]

i love purple

[paper seal]

yaa

their current one is good tho, that grey one

they should stick to that

[celest remnant]

@velvet canopy

Efficient hare apparent usage:Showing up a pinger haste turd

[wispy bison]

as we suckled upon the 99mm pacifier, swallowing the fact that other than to expand we had no purpose, as my everburning will to stay a float backfires, I now know I must be comfortable being who I considered worthless

no, get a job

we aint charity to be giving out tips

[grizzled zodiac]

Guys there is something to tell me to not miss before burn the sealing tree?

[paper seal]

get the bolt of gransax

[wispy bison]

did you get bolt of gransax

[green yew]

Guys i almost beat the godskin brothers

[wispy bison]

almost is not good enough

[paper seal]

keep at it

[hidden panther]

adapt, defeat them

[green yew]

Recusant bernahl fought hard

[grizzled zodiac]

Thanks for the help but im talking about sealing tree in dlc

[wispy bison]

bruh

[hidden panther]

I dont feel like I am makin much progress with the story after beating radahn

[velvet canopy]

run it

[hidden panther]

that was the last special fight

[velvet canopy]

i made a slime deck i wanna test

[jagged widget]

i dont think you get locked out of anything, but if youre looking for optional bosses, you might want to look for putrescent knigt or bayle

[wispy bison]

he aint even a required boss to beat the game

[jagged widget]

yes, but also no

[wispy bison]

just yes, theres like 5 bosses you have o kill to beat ER

[hidden panther]

I mean he progressed the story? the stars fell

[wispy bison]

not the main story, thats just a sidequest

[grizzled zodiac]

Thanks you very much for the help but questions...there boss when i burn the tree can be locked and cant fight them ?

[wispy bison]

stars falling is tied to a sidequest

[hidden panther]

which bosses do I need to beat

[paper seal]

elden ring is more than just the beat the game route

[hidden panther]

I was at the eternal city

[wispy bison]

well theres like 200 bosses in the game i think, and id think that you have to beat all of them otherwise why even play right

[hidden panther]

more with dlc

[jagged widget]

i think the only things you get locked out of are quests with miquella's followers. but again, im not sure, you'd have to ask an expert

[paper seal]

you should beat those you come across and those you are interested in fighting, not all

[hidden panther]

which boss do I aim at to beat rn

I dont feel like the games showing me any path just me exploring

going to wherever I can

[grizzled zodiac]

Ok thanks you very much man....i appreciate that

[wispy bison]

alright buddy, youre done, take this! Savage Tigerslayer's Perfected Flurry of Blades [超絕猛虎殺擊亂斬]

[burnt tulip]

i hate delayed attacks so much

[paper seal]

what in the soul knight

[flat matrix]

ok now what

[paper seal]

need to feel them in your gut

[jagged widget]

why is iris so EVIL

[paper seal]

iris done messed up with that one

[fleet pond]

She is in The EVIL vc

[jagged widget]

1/1

[lament surge]

Just joined this discord. What is it like here?

[jagged widget]

how very EVIL

[fleet pond]

EVIL

[flat matrix]

guys i defeated pontif sulyvahn what now

[glad wedge]

nioh 3 > er

[jagged widget]

anor londo

[flat matrix]

how do i get there

[jagged widget]

you just.. go forward

oh wait there are 2 paths

theres irythill dungeons and anor londo

[glad wedge]

like honestly the biggest thing that feels outdated for fromsoft games is their combat tbh

[flat matrix]

no lol

[glad wedge]

compared to most other action rpgs now

[flat matrix]

so left or right when im outside

[jagged widget]

left? i think

[wispy bison]

i must be the reason why, you have given up your smiles, and the hope inside your eyes has been stolen

[flat matrix]

theres mini giants there as a detail it might help to remember

[glad wedge]

like the depth of ER combat is like a few x > y combos and thassit

[jagged widget]

brother idk
you just go into an area you havent explored before and see what happens

[paper seal]

how about you give it back

[paper seal]

follow your heart

[burnt tulip]

i hate those hand monsters even more

[paper seal]

or the sun

or both

[paper seal]

the hands are annoying I agree

[abstract rapids]

Evil witch fr

[native stream]

Almost time to leave for lunch

[paper seal]

those who fell for her voice scheme had it worse tho

[native stream]

Apparently this whole outing is for my birthday, I was unaware

[wispy bison]

do the candles look foward to being used? enjoy bidding adieu?

[paper seal]

they be clicking at the voice wondering why they can't enter, thinking it's about their device

[wispy bison]

would you say, that someone who had every intention to be brave, was a coward?

[abstract rapids]

Tdy is ur bday?

[native stream]

2 days from now

[abstract rapids]

Happy early birthday

[paper seal]

are you a candle whisperer

[paper seal]

they did their best what else can they do

[wispy bison]

so which home should someone as weak as i go? and which sky should i aim for when ive only been low?

[abstract rapids]

That's actually tuff

[paper seal]

there is a hut for every witch

you will find yours as well one day

[abstract rapids]

Tuff

[timid echo]

anyone read usogui

[paper seal]

it's on my list

[timid echo]

I'm gonna start it after I finish reread freesia, I heard usogui is top tier

[wispy bison]

youre doing what you love, isnt that enough? a genius perfect job, isnt that enough? again and again you lock me down, i lock me down, we stake me to the ground

the soil gave me warmth...

[burnt tulip]

There is no soil in el den ring

[green yew]

You live in soil?

[wispy bison]

the soiled loincloth of igon

[jagged widget]

oppression commenced.

[paper seal]

the art is amazing from what Ive seen

[green yew]

Anyone else wishes to join the maho gang?

[wispy bison]

hell naw

[jagged widget]

i am my own hive

[wispy bison]

who wanna join the EVIL gang

[jagged widget]

🦗 🦗 🦗 🦗

[wispy bison]

my cat decide the worst possition to fall asleep on top of me

my arm hurts

[jagged widget]

W cat

[sleek shuttle]

Just throw it

[wispy bison]

i now understand the suffering of a bridge in the middle of a traffic jam

[burnt tulip]

which spells do the most poise damage?

[wispy bison]

rancorcall

[burnt tulip]

fr?

[wispy bison]

and ancient death rancor+

[burnt tulip]

im making a poise breaking moon blade build

magma shot and rock sling work pretty well

[fervent zodiac]

[wispy bison]

get out

[jagged widget]

let a poor soul sleep in the genchat

[burnt tulip]

any tips on using moonblade?

[wispy bison]

what moonblade

[burnt tulip]

dark moon

[wispy bison]

my tip is dont

[jagged widget]

use the aow at melee range

[burnt tulip]

you mean the skill?,

[jagged widget]

yeah

[burnt tulip]

its pretty op

[burnt tulip]

I will be using it

[wispy bison]

you rascall

[jagged widget]

whaaaat

[native stream]

Godfrey Icon
Shard of Alexander
Magic scorpion charm
Blade of Mercy (DLC) / Dragoncrest greatshield

Magic shrouding cracked tear
Bloodsucking cracked tear (DLC) / Opaline Hardtear

Axe talisman ❌
Two handed sword talisman ❌
Spiked cracked tear ❌

Bear in mind that you dont necessarily need to 2 hand the sword either, the projectile does the same damage one handed or two handed. Allowing you to use smt like sacred order in your offhand

[burnt tulip]

you are a life savery you know htat

[native stream]

Or jellyfish shield if overleved

[native stream]

Im just a nerd sir

[solid kettle]

[burnt tulip]

a useful nerd

[wispy bison]

all nerds are useful... for many things...

[sleek shuttle]

True

[burnt tulip]

some are useless to me

[sleek shuttle]

Imagine being a nerd

[unreal rivet]

Is 66 kg on a woman fat ?

[burnt tulip]

nerd:

[burnt tulip]

not much

[native stream]

Depends on her height and probably not

[wispy bison]

if you ask a man probably yeah

[burnt tulip]

i myself i am 67kg

[native stream]

Im almost double that lol

[unreal rivet]

Ur a woman?

[burnt tulip]

no

[native stream]

But Im 6'3

[wispy bison]

bo

[unreal rivet]

It's mostly muscle tho

[burnt tulip]

dang you

[sleek shuttle]

Dependa on the the height butProbably no , that should be healthy tho

[unreal rivet]

Water retention

[burnt tulip]

i dont got hta much muscle

[unreal rivet]

I used to take creatine

[wispy bison]

i do not retain any water thanks to my meds

[unreal rivet]

I was 59 kg but got to 66 in 2 months

And it's my muscle

[sleek shuttle]

Become taller , reach 6'7

[native stream]

I wish I was still on appetite suppressants lol

I skipped breakfast today and will probably do the same with dinner

Its just easier when your stomach doesnt get grumbly

[fervent zodiac]

I lwk drink these things I found on tiktok shop

[wispy bison]

i ated, i keep eating, my hips keep growing, my greed knows no bounds

[native stream]

I would not put anything from tik tok shop in my body

[celest remnant]

oiH YOU BOUGHT MY SLIME BEVERAGE EXCELLENT

[sleek shuttle]

I'm 64 kg, 5'9-5'10

[wispy bison]

not even my evil potion?

[fervent zodiac]

yes i bought your slime beverage

[unreal rivet]

That's good

[native stream]

I get those locally

[fervent zodiac]

it is very refreshing... however....

[unreal rivet]

I'm 5'7

[celest remnant]

Hopefully you're feeling the health benefits of slime

[fervent zodiac]

I feel lighter already

[wispy bison]

i like the texture from my stretch marks, but a friend told me that if i keep playing with them theyre gonna tear... thats scary...

is that even a thing that can happen

[late walrus]

Hi

[midnight terrace]

o.O

[desert matrix]

Anyone want to call and just grind elden ring? Have a second monitor do u can see my screen if i need help with smth dm me

[wispy bison]

strange gathering of new users...

[woeful river]

Hi

[fervent zodiac]

i'm at work so i cannot

[cobalt wigeon]

Good morning/afternoon/evening yall I hope whoever is reading this has/had a good one today.

[unkempt junco]

You too man

[wispy bison]

EVIL morning

[fervent zodiac]

I agree

[unkempt junco]

It’s a good day today

Sometimes we drop our personas

And enjoy

I don’t know what im saying heh

[fervent zodiac]

yeah what do you mean

[jagged widget]

i really want cyberware

[rapid atlas]

D5 when eden 🦭

[elfin cobalt]

Anyone got suggestions to get the dlc if I dont have money and dont know anyone who can gameshare?

I can get money for it, just not for 8 months

[wispy bison]

what is cyberware

[grizzled parcel]

hi everyone!

[glass flame]

[peak geyser]

Guys I just beat the first boss

[tame tide]

Hello

[native stream]

I aint got anyone to NR with lol

[unkempt junco]

Congrats man

[peak geyser]

Thanks

[wispy bison]

hello you specifically

[unkempt junco]

I reminisce of those days too

[rapid atlas]

Randoms :bawa:

[unkempt junco]

We all loved the first play through

[native stream]

Id rather suffer as a hardstuck solo d4

[tame tide]

Fr best days in my life

[rapid atlas]

😭 😭

[unkempt junco]

Truly

[rapid atlas]

Fair, randoms are really bad

[tame tide]

They’re so bad

[wispy bison]

i was hardstuck in ascencion 8 until today

[rapid atlas]

Real

[wispy bison]

its finally cold enough that my low blood pressure is making my extremities feel covered in ice

[unkempt junco]

Anyone here just waiting for phantom blade 0

[analog frigate]

istg the early game crucible knight is harder than margit

[unkempt junco]

From what I’ve seen, gameplay looks great

[coral urchin]

The evergaol one?

[analog frigate]

yes

[coral urchin]

The tail move is the only annoying thing about that fight

[unkempt junco]

Kinda did cheat for that one

I used some sort of shield witth a. Longer shield window

[coral urchin]

Son

[unkempt junco]

Parry*

What am I saying

[coral urchin]

Crucible knights aren’t even hard, and they’re fun fights

Especially the great spear variants

[unkempt junco]

I only used that shield for that specific evergaol one

[coral urchin]

I see

[unkempt junco]

Because it was my first one and didn’t know what to do

[analog frigate]

good boss bad placement ig

[wispy bison]

crucible knights gotta be one of the most engaging enemies out there

[analog frigate]

i found him way later on my first playthrough

[unkempt junco]

I came to think of that later on

[coral urchin]

Truee

[unkempt junco]

I loved the dlc knight we fight early

[hexed kernel]

where are you now

[unkempt junco]

And then the ones in leyndell is what I love too

[flat matrix]

i defeated aldrich

[hexed kernel]

okay
so go back to where emma was

[analog frigate]

crucible knights are the equivalent to dark souls black knights

[hexed kernel]

i think crucible knights are better
they have more variety in attacks

[flat matrix]

i got a cutscene i was taken to dancer bonfire

[unkempt junco]

Eventually I’ll get far in dark souls 1 im at blight town rn

[signal briar]

What’s the best build to beat fire giant

[hexed kernel]

so you beat dancer?

[flat matrix]

yes

[signal briar]

I have been stuck in fire giant as a while as a mage

And I am so done bruv I need something else

[unkempt junco]

I used bloodhound fang for like 80% of my Elden ring play though

[analog frigate]

True, wish they were a bit weaker so they could appear as basic enemies early game like the Black Knights.

[hexed kernel]

okay so you can either just proceed the main story or defeat 2 optional bosses
the first one is okay but the second one is absolute cinema
after you climb the ladder
go left for the optional bosses and go forward for the main story

[signal briar]

What’s the other 20

[flat matrix]

alright alright ill do all of them

[thick mango]

who here ike night rain

[unkempt junco]

At the start of the game I was using the morningstar against some bosses, I liked the bleed

[signal briar]

Alr then

[analog frigate]

i used holy weapons on my first elden ring playthrough

[unkempt junco]

What do you currently use for fire giant @signal briar

[signal briar]

I just want to kill fat fire giant🥀🥀

[signal briar]

I am a mage

[flat matrix]

i got to consumed kings garden man this place looks like hell

[signal briar]

I wanted to switch to samurai tho

Cause I have rivers of bleed sitting

[unkempt junco]

Ah i see, I can’t help you, never touched that class lol

[hexed kernel]

i mean yeah it kinda is
proceed

[signal briar]

Good it’s bad

And shouldn’t be played

[coral urchin]

??

[unkempt junco]

I mean I’ve seen great builds

I don’t think it’s bad

[coral urchin]

Int builds are crazy what are you on

Use Carian slicer

[unkempt junco]

Im just more of the physical type heh

[coral urchin]

Or moonveil

[signal briar]

Yea but it’s just no skill

[unkempt junco]

I like fighting head on

[flat matrix]

im starting to love this game for a while i hated it

[coral urchin]

Or wing of astel

[signal briar]

I use maxed out moon greatsword

[coral urchin]

LOOL

[signal briar]

It can’t be that bad

[coral urchin]

So what’s the issue with fire giant

[analog frigate]

elden ring has the only enjoyable fromsoft magic system imo

[signal briar]

I can’t SEE his hits

[coral urchin]

😭😭

[fervent zodiac]

just look up

[signal briar]

I am barely dealing any damage when I get an opening

[coral urchin]

Have you tried using comet or night comet

[unkempt junco]

Hes just too big to enjoy that fight , you only look at a part of his limb the entire fight

[signal briar]

Yea I have night comet

[coral urchin]

Use ranni’s dark moon for the debuff

[signal briar]

I use night comet , and rock sling

[coral urchin]

And then just spam night comet

[signal briar]

I might upgrade my staff tho

I am using meteriote

[coral urchin]

What’s your staff

Yeah you should switch

[fleet pond]

First phase you can see what he's doing like 75% by his feet, and he has like 40,000hp so don't be surprised if your doing little damage. Have you git 60 vig?

[coral urchin]

It’s better than a +6 regal scepter but yeah

Fire giant is not early game lol

[signal briar]

I don’t have 60 big

[fleet pond]

What's your int level

[signal briar]

I have 50 int 44 vig

I have godrick rune equipped

So idk if what I just said is counted by the rune

[fleet pond]

Get 50 vig

[coral urchin]

I’d go for 80 int honestly

What’s your level

[signal briar]

Buddy

That’s overkill

[coral urchin]

No

It’s not

[signal briar]

I am level 93

[coral urchin]

Ok nvm

[unkempt junco]

Lvl 93 in fire giant?

Isnt that too high?

[signal briar]

Yes

[teal geode]

you dont need 80 int by fire giant just focus on vigor and weapon upgrades

[hexed kernel]

do not worry
this game gets like
way better

[teal geode]

your int is in an okay spot

[signal briar]

Prolly

[coral urchin]

You don’t need vigor if you kill everything in 10 seconds

No

[signal briar]

10x10

I might switch to samurai

I have rivers of bleed no reason not to use one of the best in the game

[coral urchin]

I’ve literally started a new char 3 days ago

[teal geode]

fire giant wont be dying in 10 seconds unless you buffstack and hyperoptimize which isn't necessary

[nova matrix]

The fallen hawk soldiers are really ugly and chat needs to know this

I just looked at their face for first time

[coral urchin]

I picked up the meteroite staff and slicer

[unkempt junco]

Just listen to the Elden lord 😂

[coral urchin]

Leveled int and killed the bbk

[signal briar]

If I continue mage what staff should I get

[coral urchin]

The one that guards the bestial sanctum entrance

I think he drops like 90k runes

[teal geode]

after meteorite you can most likely swap to regal scepter which is the best staff available from 68 int

but it'll be good prior to that as well, as long as you upgrade it

[signal briar]

Yea I definitely need to up my int

[coral urchin]

Or you could just switch to lusat’s staff

If you have decent mind

[signal briar]

How many times do I need to upgrade it for it to be better

[coral urchin]

4

[signal briar]

Then meteriote

[teal geode]

at lvl 93 it's not really worth it because the FP cost debuff it comes with is pretty bad

[signal briar]

You know what

I have a 10+ moon greatsword it’s a skill issue

[coral urchin]

You need to upgrade the regal scepter like 7 times tho

To get better scalings

[teal geode]

your DMGS alone can do really well against fire giant yeah

[coral urchin]

Doesn’t matter if you use cheap sorceries

[signal briar]

Ima cook

[teal geode]

if it's like slicer spam then lusat's is ok but for anything else I wouldn't recommend it

[glass flame]

Huh

[coral urchin]

I don’t like darkmoon gs

[signal briar]

If this doesn’t work I will kill yura for his sword

[coral urchin]

?

[signal briar]

Then use yura katana and rivers of bleed

[glass flame]

Nothing, just never thought about the implications

[coral urchin]

Cheap means 4 fp

[signal briar]

It’s cool

[coral urchin]

I guess

[teal geode]

it's a very good weapon and will get you through the entire game if you like it

[coral urchin]

I prefer dex weapons

[wispy bison]

join the EVIL vc...

[fervent zodiac]

i'm at work

[coral urchin]

No

I’m joining furry femboy’s vc

[signal briar]

How to kill fire giant second phase

I cooked him first phase idk what to do in the second tho

[fluid island]

Hey people what do I do after I kill the fire giant

I’m at the forge of the gods

I did trying to go in

[boreal crest]

hi guys long time no 🤽

[jade zenith]

Ds1 is so random

I went to a basement in undead burg and some armored guy with a shield flattened me

[elfin cobalt]

if I buy the dlc, and start it at ng+7 where Im at now, is the dlc scaled to ng+7 aswell?

[coral urchin]

Yes

[elfin cobalt]

ok thanks

[fast minnow]

is ludwig’s real blade better than the saw cleaver

[wispy bison]

meow moew

[signal briar]

How to kill fire giant second phase

[hexed knoll]

Consort of giggles

Praise to my father, blessed by the water

[signal briar]

How to kill fire giant second phase How to kill fire giant second phase

[fervent zodiac]

just hit him

and avoid the explosions

[lament sun]

keep hitting his feet

[idle crane]

My new pet loves this look at media ajd links

[lucid bramble]

guys where in start game i can farming?

[abstract rapids]

Just do random bs

[abstract rapids]

witches doesn't MEOW

[signal briar]

Ima make all flasks heal

Since I won’t use my staff

Ima use my moon greatsword

[abstract rapids]

no...

[signal briar]

What no Gng

It’s maxed out

[abstract rapids]

Go get the rivers of blood from the same area

[wispy bison]

meow

[signal briar]

I have it lol

But I am a astrologer

[abstract rapids]

Gng magic doesn't do shi against fire giant

[signal briar]

Bro rivers of blood needs to much to be good

[abstract rapids]

Then keep hitting his leg the one with something weird attached to it

[abstract rapids]

Well fire giant weakness is rivers of blood

[idle crane]

Even with a magic build rivers of blood slaps

[sick storm]

]

[abstract rapids]

Yeah because he's weak asf against rivers of blood

[signal briar]

Well with level 93

[idle crane]

Ye

[signal briar]

How do I manage a samurai build

[abstract rapids]

Don't do build

Just level the weapon up

And go fight him

Cut his leg and keep hitting that leg

[idle crane]

Spam aow

[fervent zodiac]

i think he's plotting something but i can't prove it

[flat matrix]

i defeated iudex gundyr version 2 what now

[abstract rapids]

Lmaoo

[idle crane]

Suffer

[flat matrix]

but if serious?

[wispy bison]

my lips are so damn dry bruh

[tired forge]

Open up the illusory wall

[idle crane]

Bro same

[signal briar]

I have to

[flat matrix]

defeated like 8 bosses today

[signal briar]

It won’t be strong with stats helping it

[jagged widget]

evil witches deserve evil lips

[flat matrix]

at that shrine place ?

[signal briar]

Like there is 50 points on intelligence thst can help it

[tired forge]

Maybe

[fervent zodiac]

did you go back to the castle

[slender chasm]

does margit shackle work on morgott

[abstract rapids]

No literally because ur level is low , the best level to start do builds is 150

[flat matrix]

what castle

[signal briar]

Ima have to respec anyways for the arcane

So where does the intelligence points go

[fervent zodiac]

lothric

[abstract rapids]

Can you use the rivers of blood or u don't have enough levels?

[signal briar]

I can’t I don’t have anything on arcane

[abstract rapids]

I hate that castle

[flat matrix]

should i?

[fervent zodiac]

yes 🤭

[abstract rapids]

How much does that katana needs

[signal briar]

20 arcane 12 strength 18 dex

[abstract rapids]

Last time I played the game was before nerfing radahn dlc

[abstract rapids]

Then put the int levels there

[signal briar]

I will still have some left

Where do I put the leftover

[abstract rapids]

Hmm

How much