general-discussion

[kind crow]

What weapons do you recommend for malekith?

[raven fern]

any that hurt him

[earnest latch]

why is the elden throne area turned into a boss arena 😭

[tardy kernel]

alabaster lord sword is nice

[signal briar]

Ok y’all what’s after goldfrey

[exotic rapids]

The parry equipment for him

[runic kestrel]

What

[exotic rapids]

Go to tree

[celest remnant]

Oh yeah? Will it beat the Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde?

[signal briar]

I cooked demonic tree sentinel and goldfrey first try

[raven fern]

godfrey

[exotic rapids]

Or explore sewers

[signal briar]

What’s in the tree

[tardy kernel]

obviously

[hexed knoll]

Hi (ladies only)

[exotic rapids]

The whole game is based on how you can access the main tree

[signal briar]

Wait what about morgott thr fell omen

[raven fern]

Hi

[coral urchin]

He’s weak to fire

[hexed knoll]

He guards the entrance

Even tho the entrance is blocked off to everyone???

[lean gate]

idk whats more annoying. Godskin Noble or the arena

[exotic rapids]

Yes you will meet him when you try to access tree

[raven fern]

behold, the power of an angel

[tardy kernel]

no he isnt

[signal briar]

Is morgott the same as Margit

[exotic rapids]

Then you'll unlock new area after defeating him

[hexed knoll]

R u a lady

[raven fern]

don’t ask silly questions

[nimble spear]

🙁

[kind crow]

Rivers of blood??

[hexed knoll]

Same person, diff versions

[earnest latch]

I got Godfrey to 3/4

[raven fern]

rare build

[tardy kernel]

he isnt weak to fire but that weapon works fine

[chilly agate]

isn't fire the 1 thing mohg is strong against

[exotic rapids]

Do bloodflame incants also apply the same type of fire as fire catch me

[coral urchin]

What is he weak to

[flat matrix]

this runback to the boss after crystal sage makes me wanna punch the monitor

[exotic rapids]

Or what was the incants name

[chilly agate]

he's weak to bleed

[tardy kernel]

this is abt maliketh not mohg

[chilly agate]

oh damn

[coral urchin]

I used it in my first play through yeah it worked great against him

[nova matrix]

This is not very mohggers

[tardy kernel]

he has lower res to poison/rot but other than that hes weak to nothing
his defence is low in general so hes still squishy

[raven fern]

Use holy

[chilly agate]

now we're talking

[hasty kayak]

[hasty kayak]

You a expert now? Or wait is that not a new thing

Don't remember

[kind crow]

And the 10+ upgrade is the maximum?

[raven fern]

I only noticed now too

[coral urchin]

On somber weapons yes

[tardy kernel]

been a couple weeks atp

nvm just under 2

[hasty kayak]

Ohh nice nice

[kind crow]

BTW how to parry ✌️🙏 I swear I can't

[earnest latch]

0 Hp bottles left
0 Fp bottles left
0 Physick 😭 (lwk forgot to use it)

[hasty kayak]

The parry button

[coral urchin]

Son

[kind crow]

Yes But it doesn't work

[hasty kayak]

Took me 600 hours before I even tried parrying

[mystic eagle]

is poison affinity just straight up useless

[earnest latch]

whats this white light? in the erd tree??

[wet plume]

Dang bruh

[kind crow]

😭😭

[wet plume]

Looking at all the stuff that's going on in the states

[coral urchin]

Nothing to fear

[hasty kayak]

Depends on the weapon i think they have different timing

[tardy kernel]

finished that ds3 run and im doing 108 er kills now

[coral urchin]

Go ahead

[wet plume]

I might as well just make plans with my family to leave

[kind crow]

I use greatsword

[earnest latch]

BRO WDYM NOTHING to fear???

[kind crow]

Upgraded to 25+

[chilly agate]

gud weapon

[eternal flume]

Doctor refused to give me surgery cause it was on my foot ok

[chilly agate]

ok

[hasty kayak]

W, i gotta finish my normal ds3 dlc runs then I'm starting my sl1 for the dlcs, demon prince is going to be pain sl1 you did no roll right?

[tardy kernel]

yur

[hasty kayak]

I might try no roll after sl1 idk yet

[tardy kernel]

not for the rl1 ng7 +0 kills im doing now

thats with rolls

[earnest latch]

Alr soo is lvl 110 underleveled for fighting THOR??

[hasty kayak]

I would hope so lmao

[coral urchin]

I mean this is your first play through right? So…yeah? I guess

[hasty kayak]

I feel like the worst part is getting to ng+7 not the actual run itself

[old heath]

Hello

[earnest latch]

perchance

[coral urchin]

What’s your vigor level

[tardy kernel]

110 isnt under levelled for anything in er

[celest remnant]

No matter what I do. My inner demon comes through. Keep saying pee pee poo poo, Why can't I let go? Pure heart past expiration.
Thought train has left the station. My shame is on vacation. I wanna stay home.

[kind crow]

I'm doing better

[hasty kayak]

I like trains

[old heath]

I said hello!!!! 😠

[hasty kayak]

Bye

[old heath]

Why

[chilly agate]

Bye

[old heath]

Stop pls

[chilly agate]

Bye

[old heath]

Stop that's annoying me

[raven fern]

Mr Fung more like Mr Tung 😂

[chilly agate]

🤣😂

[tardy kernel]

not too bad considering u can just use upgraded weapons to reach ng+7

[hasty kayak]

[flat matrix]

im gonna lose my mind with this runback on ds3

[fervent zodiac]

42 🤭

[raven fern]

67

[elder nebula]

man i just finished boc's quest and now I'm the big sad

[hasty kayak]

Can we get a ban please

[chilly agate]

real

[hasty kayak]

Ah true I didn't even think of that....

[raven fern]

We’ve both been waiting and I still haven’t been eradicated

[old heath]

67

[kind crow]

Elden ring is one of the best games I've played, but sometimes it annoys

[hasty kayak]

😔

[raven fern]

I think it’s the worst game ever

[chilly agate]

yeh same

[hasty kayak]

Elden slop

[chilly agate]

pure trash who designed this slop

[buoyant yew]

It's fun when im not getting jumped by 50 000 enemies

[old heath]

Elden ring is good tho

[kind crow]

Oh yeah

[raven fern]

so many X reactions, tells me how uninformed you are

[exotic rapids]

1?

[old heath]

Hhshsuzuwhzhhwhsuxhwhshhwhshhshwhdhwhdh

[hasty kayak]

X as in Twitter?

[chilly agate]

fr fr look at these dudes not even talking either

just REACTING

[raven fern]

Formerly known as

coward

[exotic rapids]

I still call it twitter

[chilly agate]

elden ring more like elden slop am i right fellas

[coral urchin]

Who calls it X

[raven fern]

You got that right!!!

[coral urchin]

No one

[hasty kayak]

I don't call it anything bc it sucks

[kind crow]

What is your favorite boss?

[buoyant yew]

Ring of slop

[hasty kayak]

Maliketh

[chrome forge]

gduo

[exotic rapids]

Sloppy ring

[chilly agate]

Godskin duo

[coral urchin]

Messmer and Malenia

[old heath]

Tung tung god

[raven fern]

Elden Garbage 😭 play a good game like Tetris

[elder nebula]

I like elden ring but I like ds3 best

[chilly agate]

we on chess bud

[raven fern]

my Elo is 2100

[elder nebula]

it's the game that helped me get sober

[coral urchin]

How is DS3 better than Elden ring

[lean gate]

Guys

[coral urchin]

LOL

[hasty kayak]

L

[chilly agate]

average 🥱

[raven fern]

true

[lean gate]

which maiden should i kill for varres questline

[raven fern]

all of them

[old heath]

Ds3 is built different it took me so long to beat tutorial boss lol

[chilly agate]

rya

[lean gate]

be quiet mr bad take

[hasty kayak]

Maliketh

[chilly agate]

thats not a maiden

or is it

[raven fern]

I don’t think I ever died to him 😭

[elder nebula]

it's just my opinion, but for me at least elden ring felt almost too open too quickly

[hasty kayak]

Yet

[old heath]

Ok?

[exotic rapids]

Go to the location you started the game from. There's your dead maiden. Take her blood

[lean gate]

idk where she is now. I did her questline

[raven fern]

Tungtung

[coral urchin]

I feel like Elden ring is an improved ds3 with an open world

[lean gate]

does that even work

[chilly agate]

youre outta luck then, she should now be alive as "hyetta" and if u kill her youll end the frenzied flame questline iirc

[exotic rapids]

Yep.

[lean gate]

ive never taken her blood

[raven fern]

You, however, are maidenless

[kind crow]

I really can't kill malekith

[buoyant yew]

There's one in the shrine of anticipation that's already dead

[marble ginkgo]

I like Blasphemous blade

[old heath]

Some people aren't the best ds3 players in the world unlike your unemployed ahh

[hasty kayak]

We

[lean gate]

Thats vykes i think

[chilly agate]

ye thats the one i always use

[wise shadow]

I just playing an 86s KO Malenia on YouTube: (Elden Ring 86s Malenia)

[raven fern]

I was probably 13 at the time so I was not employed, I had homework

[lean gate]

Thats the intded one

[elder nebula]

fair enough, I just felt like it was too open too quickly, and would have appreciated a little more guidance right at the very beginning

[chilly agate]

lol

[lean gate]

Isnt she at the place where the grafted scion kills us

[old heath]

Ok but still not everyone is as good as u

[raven fern]

You got that right 😂

[exotic rapids]

Yea.

[chilly agate]

fr gundyr is easy

[hasty kayak]

Ds3 is easy tho and I'm horrible at games

[native stream]

That'd be our own maiden yes

[exotic rapids]

You can get to it from the four belfries

[native stream]

Or well, her corpse

[lean gate]

I gotta do the special key stuff and kill the grafted scion

i can just kill that one girl to tells us to save her dad or smth

[coral urchin]

Understandable, I liked the fact that it didn’t hold my hand, and it was my first fromsoft game so I was completely lost lol

[exotic rapids]

There's a key just at the top of the 4th tower in chest and the scion is easy

[hasty kayak]

Monster

[earnest carbon]

when is elden ring 2 coming out

[chilly agate]

or the one at vykes church

shes already dead tho

[elder nebula]

completely fair

[earnest carbon]

I need more elden rings

[chilly agate]

tomorrow

miyazaki told me

[coral urchin]

Have you played nightreign

[lean gate]

True i suppose

[exotic rapids]

Is she even a maiden?

[earnest carbon]

Torrorow?

[chilly agate]

isn't that technically a spin-off

[lean gate]

Yeah she works as one. I got blood from her once

[coral urchin]

Yeah it’s a spin off

[exotic rapids]

Oh didn't know that

[earnest carbon]

Dont even own the game and even if i did i dont have people who play the game

[coral urchin]

They said they needed more Elden ring

[native stream]

Its still pretty enjoyable solo

[chilly agate]

i heard it's easier solo than with friends

[lean gate]

Yup got her blood

[raven fern]

Depends

[lean gate]

Now i gotta go back to varre..

[native stream]

Arguable, wouldnt say I agree

[slate raptor]

No

[chilly agate]

idk i've never played it

[lean gate]

Irina

[mossy heath]

i remember how solo was on release 😭

[earnest carbon]

I see maybe next steam sale

[hasty kayak]

Depends on the boss

[native stream]

Solo is probably easier than with randoms but its not easier than with people you know

[uncut sorrel]

Hey guys, my B button won't let me back out menus, dodge or sprint at all. The binding is fine, but my game AND my brother's game has disabled the b button

[exotic rapids]

Try putting it in rice

[raven fern]

are you on pc

[uncut sorrel]

Im on PC, my brother is on xbox

[hasty kayak]

Did you try the B button?

[earnest carbon]

Did you try throwing your controller at a wall?

[raven fern]

idk then probably crush the controller

[uncut sorrel]

Do I have to reinstall just to fix it?

[exotic rapids]

Is it a controller issue or game issue?

[chilly agate]

try disabling or enabling steam input then

[raven fern]

Try steam connect

[uncut sorrel]

Both controllers are fine

[earnest carbon]

Yes uninstall system32

[lean gate]

What does he even do to us

[exotic rapids]

Try using keyboard and see if it works

[raven fern]

Steam input yeah

[uncut sorrel]

But what about xbox?

[chilly agate]

great tip

[exotic rapids]

He breaks our finger and gives us a medal which we use to go to mohgwyn palace

[lean gate]

should i lowk kill varre since i got the tp to mohg thingy

[earnest carbon]

Back in my days telling someone to alt f4 was a effective way of trolling someone

[lean gate]

bruh

[exotic rapids]

No you can kill him a bit further just before you kill mohg

[chilly agate]

nah bro u can invade him at mohgs palace instead

[earnest carbon]

Back in my days people used to say bruh unironically

[exotic rapids]

You can use keyboard on x box too

[kind crow]

I'm done with malekith for today

[timber hollow]

I defeated the Elden Beast

[chilly agate]

fym back in your day people still do that

[lean gate]

Ya but if i kill him now will i have to deal with his invansions? He wont give me anything useful either wah

[kind crow]

Tomorrow I'll try to kill him

[earnest carbon]

Where 💔

[chilly agate]

everywhere bruh idk

[earnest carbon]

Your mimic laughs at your weakness

[native stream]

Elden Ring in particular doesnt support plugging in kbm on consoles as far as Im aware

[kind crow]

I swear I'm too tired already 😭

[exotic rapids]

Oh well idk about that. Weird. Why not?

I switch around constantly between controller and kb on my pc

[raven fern]

Hey guys, I’m new to Elden Ring, i need a coach

[coral urchin]

Delete the game

[timber hollow]

its more fun if you learn it yourself

[fervent zodiac]

50 push-ups now

[earnest carbon]

I bought fallout new vegas on steam... and since my store location is germany my game is now hardlocked into german language

[chilly agate]

IM SORE

[earnest carbon]

And i dont know german all that well

[native stream]

Spaghetti code

[fervent zodiac]

NOW

[raven fern]

I don’t want to

[raven fern]

Why is it so large, remove him

[earnest carbon]

My mimic tear has more free will than you

[timber hollow]

then run to Caelid and back 3x as training

[chilly agate]

these stickers are big

[raven fern]

Free will is a joke

[lean gate]

I finally got to the bird 🥹

[raven fern]

idk what that is

[lean gate]

now i can farm

[chilly agate]

infinite arrows

[lean gate]

Yup

[earnest carbon]

Yk what else is big?

[timber hollow]

you have to feel the location of Caelid

[earnest carbon]

My debt

[raven fern]

interesting

[lean gate]

yk what else is massive?

[raven fern]

Go on

[earnest carbon]

My accruing interest rates?

[coral urchin]

The map of Elden ring

[lean gate]

The low

[chilly agate]

deez

[exotic rapids]

No it's small actually

[timber hollow]

you know what else is small

[exotic rapids]

The big ship we fight in armored core is bigger than elden ring

Man why am I so bad at remembering names

[timber terrace]

Beat the game with rickety shield the best weapon in the game

[lean gate]

Btw what arrows should i get

[chilly agate]

frost

[raven fern]

idk where to get that

[chilly agate]

it's at the area where you get the rickety shield

[timber hollow]

go left then right then left again

[lean gate]

are u sure

[raven fern]

Okay

[chilly agate]

no

[earnest carbon]

Just beat the game and slaughter the silver aliens with the funny sword

[chilly agate]

i beat the game only using rejection

[analog frigate]

I am quite disappointed with the poison lakes in elden ring, miyazaki should have made the entirety of caelid poisonous.

[timber terrace]

Steal it from a demi human

[chilly agate]

true just permanent scarlet rot incrument

[raven fern]

This sucks

[lean gate]

Thats a sword. I can only use arrows and bows

[raven fern]

how do I beat margit

[chilly agate]

comet azur

[coral urchin]

Lake of rot

[raven fern]

that doesn’t help at all

[coral urchin]

I think he overdid it

[timber terrace]

By hitting him

[nova matrix]

You beg for help until someone joins your world and beats him for you

[chilly agate]

lower his HP to below zero whilst keeping yours above 0

[raven fern]

okay thank you

[nova matrix]

This is the secret cheese to every boss

[exotic rapids]

Level up before you fight him. He's quite a skill check boss

[timber hollow]

try damaging him

[raven fern]

okay thanks guys, I’m new here

[analog frigate]

have to buy limited items worth 5k runes each from a merchant hidden behind some illusory wall to cure

[raven fern]

I wanna stream it

[timber terrace]

I thought tree sentinel was

[earnest carbon]

This is only needed on the dlc final boss

[chilly agate]

now we're talking

behind a major boss too

[exotic rapids]

No tree sentinel is the boss to show you that you can always avoid fighting a boss you can't beat

You don't have to fight what you cannot beat yet.

[coral urchin]

I didn’t avoid him

[timber terrace]

Ik

[coral urchin]

I spent 5 hours learning his moveset

[exotic rapids]

I spent 15 minutes

[timber terrace]

But he's still skill check boss for those who didn't know you can skip them

[feral apex]

I’m finna run elden ring for the first time

[coral urchin]

Riiight

[timber terrace]

Nice

[chilly agate]

bros easy what

is your name kai cenat

[exotic rapids]

Bai cenat

[coral urchin]

Bros easy when you’re familiar with the game and you’re on a decent level yes

[celest remnant]

Kai Cenat, more like DAI CENAT

[coral urchin]

Not when it’s your first souls game

[exotic rapids]

I beat on level 1 and it was my first soulsborne

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/hehehe-ghehe-reptile-laughing-gif-gif-26223253

[coral urchin]

Son

[chilly agate]

i meann i guess but he aint 5 hours of trys kinda hard

das like malenia

[coral urchin]

That ragebait doesn’t work on me

[exotic rapids]

Unless you count sekiro as soulsborne then 2nd

[timber terrace]

I almost got half way doing rl12 in ds3 because I didn't know how to level up

[exotic rapids]

I spent 2 days on malenia because i didn't know you can't fully dodge WFD

[celest remnant]

Oh yeah? Well I beat Mike Tysons Punchout on the neuralink brain spike

[chilly agate]

how'd you figure it out?

[exotic rapids]

I just had good experience in dodging from sekiro I guess idk what else to say

[timber terrace]

I thought me killing bosses leveled me up because of the embered (I wasn't familiar with the ember)

[exotic rapids]

I watched a tutorial ngl

[coral urchin]

Nothing

[chilly agate]

dodging in sekiro?!

[flat matrix]

enough darksouls 3 for today i was losing my mind with that big cathedral after crystal sage or whats his name

[exotic rapids]

Yes no parry runs and mikiri counter etc

[chilly agate]

no parry runs???? those are doable?

that must be pure pain bro

[exotic rapids]

My pc couldn't run dark souls game so only sekiro was my friend

[chilly agate]

fr sekiro is very well optimized

[nimble spear]

sekiros the best one anyway

[flat matrix]

nah

[exotic rapids]

It was. I just did a few bosses not the whole game

[flat matrix]

bloodborne and elden ring exist

[analog frigate]

that move is so foul, without it she wouldn't even be top 5 in difficulty for ER

[exotic rapids]

Which phase you stuck in?

[chilly agate]

what if i said they're on par

[timber terrace]

I never played bloodborne yet

[pure hound]

2

[flat matrix]

my guy

[timber terrace]

I need to play it before the movie

[nimble spear]

theyre all peak but sekiros gemplays the best by far imo i also liked the story

[flat matrix]

peak opinion my bro all souls games are good but i like elden ring and bloodborne more

[exotic rapids]

Just run right or left not diagonal. Most spells can be dodged that way. If you are melee use heavy attacks she doesn't have much poise

[chilly agate]

ye the story is great

[timber terrace]

I'm not a big fan of demon souls

[pure hound]

ok thank u bro

[flat matrix]

dark souls 3 is making me lose my mind over the geography for advancing the story

[nimble spear]

i wanna try bloodborne once i finish my second elden ring playtrough

[timber terrace]

Over like what an hour and no checkpoint

[nimble spear]

it seems like it has good lore

[flat matrix]

it does

not linking the fire in the ending its the best ending imo

[timber terrace]

Alot of enemies and the area is big so it makes sense

[chilly agate]

bloodborne lore goes hard

[analog frigate]

bloodborne is and probably will always be the best fromsoft game imo

[flat matrix]

project fmc26 gonna be better

[chilly agate]

imo it has the best aesthetic

[nimble spear]

im not sure if ill like that its linear tho

[analog frigate]

best combat in my opinion too

[flat matrix]

they better make an elden ring 2 like dark souls 1 and 2

[analog frigate]

i love everything about bloodborne

[exotic rapids]

Oh btw she also summons spirits during 2nd phase don't fight them either just focus on dodging

[nimble spear]

in sekiro i didnt mind since it isnt much about items

[analog frigate]

even the one reborn

[thick halo]

Alright we get it you like bloodborne

More like midborne

[exotic rapids]

I don't have a console to play borneblood

[sleek shuttle]

Elder scrolls 6 is coming out this month

[flat matrix]

you can emulate it

[thick halo]

Mhm

[analog frigate]

pretty sure they got it running on good pcs with 60fps and higher res now

[thick halo]

That pfp isn’t getting changed

[sleek shuttle]

Noo, I killed a mosquito with my shoes now my shoes is covered with blood

[exotic rapids]

Maybe I'll see if I can get to to it after i complete SOTE

[flat matrix]

dark souls 2 is a pain in the ahh

[exotic rapids]

How much blood did the mosquito drink and how small are your shoes?

[analog frigate]

after playing vanilla sotfs is literally unplayable

[fervent zodiac]

when you take them out they're supposed to be soft. you have to set them down and let them sit for a couple minutes so they can firm up

[thick halo]

It’s not you’re just bad at it for now

You’ll get better

[flat matrix]

i said that because geographically its so confusing

the runbacks are insane too

[thick halo]

Scholar is the better one btw

[flat matrix]

fume knight looks full of aura

[lapis saddle]

BRO Margit has absolutely no business to be moving like that I've killed consort four times now and on a new character he's still kicking my ass

[flat matrix]

delayed attacks

[analog frigate]

never played vanilla

[fervent zodiac]

margins ❤️

[lapis saddle]

also the piss dagger mix ups no wonder how he took me three hours on first run

[flat matrix]

the daggers are so easy to dodge

[exotic rapids]

Just walk the daggers

[lapis saddle]

not for a newbie

[flat matrix]

u said u defeated radahn 4 times bro

[exotic rapids]

You can even heal and walk right or left to dodge dagger

[fervent zodiac]

radahn is easy

[lean gate]

should i use fire or lightning arrows instead of the normal ones

[lean gate]

IF i should use them ofc

[exotic rapids]

They saying when they were new and i agree

[flat matrix]

definetly not easier than margit my man

[thick halo]

Vanilla ds2 was actually my first souls game

[fervent zodiac]

margins ❤️

[flat matrix]

if so yes margit gave me the most trouble

[exotic rapids]

Just use normal why you need elemental damage on crows?

[thick halo]

Margit skill checking ppl in 2026

[lean gate]

Wdym crows

[flat matrix]

in your opinion in souls games whats the hardest beggining boss

[lean gate]

Im just asking overall what i should use lol

[exotic rapids]

I thought you were fighting crows for runes in mogwyn

[timber terrace]

Beans

[flat matrix]

is that peak wolf in ur pfp

[exotic rapids]

Ah overall fire has the best damage in game I think but it also depends on main stats you have

[lean gate]

Lemme tell u my stats

[signal briar]

And I beat morgott second try

[timber terrace]

Tarnished

[thick halo]

Like hardest tutorial boss ?

[flat matrix]

yes

[lapis saddle]

consort has nothing on this guy

[lean gate]

42 vigor
20 dex
Rest is 10

[signal briar]

Now what’s after morgott

[lapis saddle]

"just be last of all kings" brutal

[analog frigate]

Elden Ring by far, only contender is Bloodborne

[lean gate]

im lvl 43

[signal briar]

So I can cook again

[thick halo]

Er grafted scion

[flat matrix]

fire giant

fire giant then godskin duo then maliketh

[fervent zodiac]

godskin duo.......

[signal briar]

Yea they better watch out cause tuff mage is coming

[flat matrix]

then gideon ofnir then godfrey then radagoat

[timber terrace]

Mercedes Benz

[flat matrix]

fair take

[manic ice]

[signal briar]

Isn’t gideon ofnir good guy

[flat matrix]

i dont know , hes the narrator i think

[signal briar]

I gave him sulivous potion

[lean gate]

He is

he just misspelled a character

[signal briar]

Then why am I fighting him

[fervent zodiac]

i love gideon he's so cute

[lean gate]

ur not

[flat matrix]

isnt he the narrator of elden ring? his voice is similar

[signal briar]

Nah

[nimble spear]

should i fight rykard before completing all the volcano manor requests

[signal briar]

I don’t think he can mention himself

[fervent zodiac]

no

[flat matrix]

nope

[analog frigate]

Elden Ring Lautrec got the tuffest armor istg

[lean gate]

First complete everything. Then fight

[fervent zodiac]

if you beat rykard before a certain point you can lock yourself out of the rest of some quests

[nimble spear]

i dont wanna go to mountaintops of giants but ok ig

[manic ice]

Clearly haven't seen the albinauric mask

[flat matrix]

so no raging wolf set

[signal briar]

Man thank god I beat radahn in rannis quest

[nimble spear]

do they give anythig good?

[nimble spear]

why

[signal briar]

I basically skipped a whole Caelid arc

[fervent zodiac]

yes you get daedicar's woe

[flat matrix]

now do promised consort

[signal briar]

Cause caelid is poopoo

[analog frigate]

with godskin nobles belly

[nimble spear]

nah

[manic ice]

✅ ✅

[nimble spear]

js the enemies

[fervent zodiac]

[signal briar]

🥀🥀

Enemies are the major part of caelid Gng

[timber terrace]

slave knight gael

[flat matrix]

haligtree the worst part of elden ring map imo

[nimble spear]

?

[timber terrace]

One of thr best greatswords

[fervent zodiac]

now you've gone too far

[nimble spear]

rot lake?

[manic ice]

I like the haligtree

[flat matrix]

that spell that cleanses u does u alr

[analog frigate]

horse makes rot lake a cakewalk

[nimble spear]

madness forest in dlc?

[worn wigeon]

Yes this

[flat matrix]

if dlc yes , even torrent is scared

[last crow]

@hot dome yo its may

[nimble spear]

midras cool though

[flat matrix]

ragebait

[nimble spear]

js the location sucks

[hot dome]

its sprint quali

[flat matrix]

lord of frenzied flame

[analog frigate]

i guess the poison lakes castle was annoying

[fervent zodiac]

is everything ragebait to you people

whatever happened to joymaxxing and smilebaiting.

[flat matrix]

saying you people like i do it everyday

[nimble spear]

btw

[flat matrix]

great reminder

[celest remnant]

You would think that

[nimble spear]

where do i go after gelmir i hate leyendell

[flat matrix]

your pfp looks so silly

[celest remnant]

You would say that

[fervent zodiac]

you don't know me

[flat matrix]

lets ragebait the mods

[celest remnant]

You would try that

[flat matrix]

thats a song you know a really good one

[celest remnant]

predictable

[manic ice]

Uh huh

[flat matrix]

what

[fervent zodiac]

[sleek shuttle]

2 may , that means we're closer to elder scrolls 6

[celest remnant]

Your next line is "huh"

[flat matrix]

huh

joseph joestar

[manic ice]

🥶 🥶 🙀

[sleek shuttle]

Wowza

[fervent zodiac]

you got read like a book

[manic ice]

Wwowzerzz

[flat matrix]

insane

[flat matrix]

that actually made me laugh

[analog frigate]

dung eater is my friend

[manic ice]

Oh

[fervent zodiac]

who

[analog frigate]

you guys are just haters, dung eater didn't do nothing

[worn wigeon]

I see

[celest remnant]

He eats dung

if I bully the sardinians for eating maggot

you bet he's getting bullied for eating dung

[flat matrix]

me

[celest remnant]

don't filter dodge

[flat matrix]

makima is watching

[fervent zodiac]

just as i suspected

[analog frigate]

can a dung eater not eat his dung?

[worn wigeon]

I hate this filter

[fervent zodiac]

i noticed that you've been acting strange this entire time.

[celest remnant]

(To any sardinians out there, your cheese is awful stop it.)

[flat matrix]

wha you think im gonna let you aura farm even more and say you?

[winged obsidian]

why does malenia have so much sword

how much sword does one woman reasonably need

[analog frigate]

is a dung eater not entitled to his dung?
no says the man in leyndell

[worn wigeon]

Enough to kill you better

[flat matrix]

worst ending so no

[fervent zodiac]

[flat matrix]

guys lets ragebait needle knight

seems like a act tough person

[analog frigate]

the broom closet ending is my favorite

[last crow]

yes but why u play overwatch during it

[hot dome]

idk

[fervent zodiac]

don't try me i'll start smilebaiting you

[flat matrix]

its on

[last crow]

goddamn i want to sleep

[flat matrix]

and ill positivity max instead

[fervent zodiac]

guh

[flat matrix]

i want you to remember that travis scott fish meme

[fathom radish]

can someone help me get a weapon in Elden Ring? I need help trading/dropping it

[fervent zodiac]

wait which one

that sounds familiar

[flat matrix]

just google travis scott fish meme

[fathom radish]

pls

[fervent zodiac]

i don't google i prefer to dwell in my tomes and scrolls

[flat matrix]

alr alr let me screenshot it and put it in #media-and-links

[fervent zodiac]

my phone weighs 46 pounds and dents the floor whenever i drop it

[winged obsidian]

surely she can do it with a marginally smaller sword?

[flat matrix]

i put it look

[winged obsidian]

malenia really just nerfs herself for no reason just for the aura

[round hare]

I mean she's like 7' man

[worn wigeon]

More range though. That sword has clipped me more than enough to know that. Also hype moments and aura

[inner gyro]

She was already nerfed before the boss fight.

[winged obsidian]

she's got no handle on her blade which makes it unwieldy for little benefit

[native stream]

The bigger the sword the bigger the swoon from the gay girls

[round hare]

I don't see how having a longer sword would be a nerf, if anything its length paired with how thin it is makes her to be able to be more agile and precise with it from a long range

[lament sun]

its the only canon ending

[winged obsidian]

what like peacock feathers or something

[lament sun]

miyazaki confirmed

source me

[flat matrix]

gotta be ragebait

[winged obsidian]

also gold is a pretty awful material for arms, lore aside

[inner gyro]

I mean she lost her arm, but then that didn’t stop her from killing us multiple times. I don’t really see that as a disadvantage in the slightest.

[winged obsidian]

it's heavy and soft

[flat matrix]

that gold mask ending is good too imo

[winged obsidian]

she should've used silver instead, it has anti fungal properties and is almost half as light

[sleek shuttle]

I remember when I was a kid like 5, I saw a snake coming out of the toilet with the head only , I peed standing it returned back , I was lucky I think that nothing happened to me

[hexed knoll]

Maybe the real Vinland was the friends we made along the way

[winged obsidian]

is she stupid?

it's prettier too

[sleek shuttle]

Yes

[flat matrix]

bro she wanted to aura farm

she didnt care about effectivity

[feral apex]

So on pc does everyone leave their graphics settings on low

[winged obsidian]

malenia always trying to aura farm indeed

[worn wigeon]

Miquella 100% tried silver before unalloyed gold, the rot demands the most

[tired forge]

i have max graphic settings and it works totally fine

[flat matrix]

isnt malenia also rotten?

[feral apex]

Good pc or bad pc

[winged obsidian]

Miquella only has one token albinauric in his kingdom, he discriminated against them the poor things

they had to sit outside the haglitree

[flat matrix]

if malenia is rotten how can she speak

[nova matrix]

Vocal cords

Next question

[flat matrix]

wouldnt her brain be affected

cause of the rot

[worn wigeon]

Not yet

[flat matrix]

poor horsey of radahn

[hexed knoll]

if ur the goddess of poison are you able to be affected by it?

[flat matrix]

radahns like i love my horsey and my horsey love me

[winged obsidian]

yes

[native stream]

Malenia can also be afflicted with scarlet rot in the figjt

[winged obsidian]

she can be rotted

[flat matrix]

then whys she blind

[winged obsidian]

Romina cannot though

[inner gyro]

It’s pretty ironic how we’re meant to become Elden Lord in a broken world. By the time we make it near the end of the game there’s essentially nothing to fundamentally change or fix.

[flat matrix]

romina? romania ? ROMANIA

[native stream]

Eyes are external organs, very soft, very easy to target

[flat matrix]

still affected tho

[native stream]

Very moist as well

[winged obsidian]

because she's a zatoichi parallel

[hexed knoll]

Eyes are easier than brain according to Eden

[native stream]

Almost ideal conditions for fungus to grow

[flat matrix]

whats that sorry im not a biology dtudent

[feral apex]

Ah yes, MOIST

[hexed knoll]

Why does it grow on my feet then?

[winged obsidian]

Miyazaki really liked samurai movies about blind swordmen

[flat matrix]

i actually laughed thats a good one

[flat matrix]

right right thats good then

[native stream]

Usually also moisture often from sweat, and not washing properly

[worn wigeon]

And 9 feet tall women

[winged obsidian]

she more like 7-8 ish

[hexed knoll]

I see I see

[winged obsidian]

the tarnished is 5'7 or like, 145 cm or something

[native stream]

I used to know the exact height hold on

[inner gyro]

“The samurai class is the best class.”

[fervent zodiac]

this guy really giggling at anything 😭

[hexed knoll]

Damn tarnished short

[winged obsidian]

that's above the human average

[sleek shuttle]

Eden how you're always awake ,

[feral apex]

I want to be a chud class

[hexed knoll]

Damn tarnished average

[raven fern]

Break out break out

[keen coyote]

Hi !

[hexed knoll]

I’m fully convinced some ppl change time zones mid day

[fervent zodiac]

sometimes i'm feeling pst

[keen coyote]

OmG is this Leda ??

[fervent zodiac]

hii

[flat matrix]

im just an auti stic inofensive person

[raven fern]

I don’t confirm to time

[inner gyro]

No idea what that means.

[worn wigeon]

Malenia is like 8’4

[raven fern]

conform * idiot

[keen coyote]

Really ?

Ik she's tall but...

[native stream]

According to her ingame model she is 2,54m tall or 8'4

[worn wigeon]

Pretty sure

[worn wigeon]

Eyyy

[keen coyote]

Tall women.

[flat matrix]

i like tall women

[keen coyote]

Yea they're cool.

[flat matrix]

height doesnt matter malenia can hoop at least

[native stream]

I am a tall woman who likes tall women

[worn wigeon]

Something something Miyazaki, tall women, femboys and feet

[native stream]

Though a little shorter than me is also nice

[keen coyote]

Im a short women who likes tall women.

[hexed knoll]

Us tall ppl see things from a different point of view

[winged obsidian]

sounds about right

[flat matrix]

hows the weather at 6’2

[celest remnant]

Only 2 skills in and I already like Diablo 4's warlock

[worn wigeon]

Shoot your shot Mel

[winged obsidian]

she definitely needs a sword almost as tall as her

[sleek shuttle]

I'm 9'11 and I also like tall women

[winged obsidian]

with no handle, just for the flex

[keen coyote]

Wait what...

[hexed knoll]

I can predict what it’s gonna be like for u. Expect rain in 30 minutes.

[flat matrix]

should i get my umbrela

[keen coyote]

We love tall women.

[worn wigeon]

Yippee

[hexed knoll]

Maybe…

[winged obsidian]

I like tall women well enough but Malenia probably stinks like you wouldn't believe

[fervent zodiac]

even better

[flat matrix]

do you happen to be born in september

[winged obsidian]

probably smells like rotting corpses and mushrooms

[worn wigeon]

She just needs a bath

[winged obsidian]

in destined death yeah

[flat matrix]

i think he doesnt like only tall women but towers too

[fervent zodiac]

😭 😭

[sleek shuttle]

Oof how did yk

[worn wigeon]

Just a normal one

[keen coyote]

Fr.

[onyx tinsel]

Can dlc weapons be dropped to people who don’t have the dlc?

[fervent zodiac]

U cant say that

[tardy kernel]

yh

[flat matrix]

🤐 oops

[fervent zodiac]

im dead

[flat matrix]

im also born in september

[keen coyote]

...

[flat matrix]

gut feeling it occured to me like a explosion

[fervent zodiac]

edited twice and still misspelled

[flat matrix]

im sorryy

[flat matrix]

english aint my native language

[keen coyote]

Same.

[fervent zodiac]

i do the same stuff dw lol

[flat matrix]

whats ur native language

[keen coyote]

French.

[flat matrix]

now u made me feel better about myself

[native stream]

Pity for you Im taken then

[sleek shuttle]

Hola

[flat matrix]

le baguette people

[hexed knoll]

I like women

[fervent zodiac]

the clair obscur people

[hexed knoll]

Full stop

[keen coyote]

I was not saying that i like you Eden.

[native stream]

Cant a girl joke

[keen coyote]

Sad for you man.

[flat matrix]

the snail eating people

[flat matrix]

its not her native language so maybe its harder to comprehend jokes

[keen coyote]

Le baguette ? No we're not baguette people we're humans.

[sleek shuttle]

The joke was that bad ? 🥹

[sleek shuttle]

Expedition 33 people

[flat matrix]

i know im joking im associating you with something france is known for

[native stream]

Peut être

[keen coyote]

Yea.

[fervent zodiac]

pour ceux qui viendront après

[sleek shuttle]

😞

[flat matrix]

un deux trois quatre cinq sis sept huit neuf dix

i did french classes

[sleek shuttle]

Bonjour mercy

[flat matrix]

all i know

[keen coyote]

You will try better next time.

[native stream]

And they only taught you up to 10? Damn

[keen coyote]

Don't worry Darky i laughed.

[hexed knoll]

I know how to count to three because of the guy who cuts the tennis racket

[fervent zodiac]

can you speak for the trees marshall

[native stream]

At least learn till 21 and the rest becomes more intuitive

[flat matrix]

il j’aime elden ring , parce que? mois femme ranni , mon belle femme

[sleek shuttle]

I memorised the first 100 in French when I was in grade 2

[flat matrix]

yes i can

[sleek shuttle]

: ) W

[hexed knoll]

I am the Lorax… I speak for the trees.

[native stream]

This is rough

[native holly]

French

[flat matrix]

what

[native stream]

"He I love elden ring"

[fervent zodiac]

lol

[flat matrix]

oh

[keen coyote]

Je suis une belle femme, qui aime Ranni. J'aime Elden Ring.

[flat matrix]

oui oui

[hexed knoll]

Where’s my French speakers at

[native stream]

Parce que is also not a question

[flat matrix]

incroiable mon ami mel vous jaime ranni

[stoic iron]

bonjour

[native stream]

Its "because"

[flat matrix]

shi

[keen coyote]

Vous être plutôt marrant, un sacré petit groupe d'anglais c'est mignon.

[native stream]

Ncake pfp update

[still wren]

i feel like im boutta fall asleep at work

[nova matrix]

Je parles une petite francaise, mais je mange un pain au chocolate

[sleek shuttle]

You know French or this is Google translate

[flat matrix]

let the chat speak baguettish language

[tardy kernel]

nobody will realise

[keen coyote]

J'aime Ranni aussi, on l'aime tous.

[native stream]

I lived in Paris for 7 years Darky

[keen coyote]

N'est ce pas ?

[signal briar]

Why is morgott so annoying

[still wren]

my boss will 😭

[flat matrix]

was ist das

[lean gate]

+10 black bow before morgott. Peak

[keen coyote]

Real.

[stoic iron]

the previous one was literally impossible to update, i still like that better than this but im too tired of that one

[fervent zodiac]

morgott is so cute

[signal briar]

As a character not as difficulty

[native stream]

"I love Ranni too, we all do"

[sleek shuttle]

Oooh, impressive, how many languages do you know

[tardy kernel]

neglectful parents

[flat matrix]

yes yes

[signal briar]

Like stop being royal to people who hate you

[hexed knoll]

Bonjour mes vieux gens de la bague.

[stoic iron]

oui oui baguette

[native stream]

Fluent in English and French, can understand but cannot speak: Spanish, Italian, Afrikaans

[hexed knoll]

Straight from translate ✌️

[flat matrix]

hasta luego muchacho

[keen coyote]

Afrikaans ?

[sleek shuttle]

Impressive! Damn

[hexed knoll]

Señor… por favor

[keen coyote]

Bro....

[native stream]

La langue de l'Afrique du Sud oui

[flat matrix]

spanish sounds like an outlaw language

[stoic iron]

?

[flat matrix]

so badahs

[flat matrix]

its not an insult

[abstract rapids]

Is that a rdr ref

[keen coyote]

T'es fr ou bien tu sais juste parlé français ? À moins que t'utilise google trad.

[hexed knoll]

Yerp

[keen coyote]

Yea ik.

[livid verge]

Guys i jus started the game 5 days ago and i jus went to melania rn and i killed her on my third try,most people take days for her or never..i dont understand how i struggled with astel but third tried melania.anyone can explan

[flat matrix]

i actually understood what you said

[abstract rapids]

🫂

[hexed knoll]

🫂

[flat matrix]

hugging session

[fervent zodiac]

this is so wholesome 100

[abstract rapids]

Astel is worse than her in my opinion

[flat matrix]

ikr

[fervent zodiac]

chungus or whatever

[abstract rapids]

🫂

[flat matrix]

🫂

[hexed knoll]

Group hug, bring it in.

[keen coyote]

Cause he is.

[flat matrix]

like the penguins

[native stream]

J'ai vécu à Paris pendant 7 ans mais je ne suis pas française

[flat matrix]

🫂

[abstract rapids]

Ong

[fervent zodiac]

I think you're hiding something.

[hexed knoll]

Yeah I’m in the middle

[keen coyote]

Ou ça à Paris ?

[abstract rapids]

🫂

[winged obsidian]

ban the French speakers

[hexed knoll]

To stay warm

[heady flower]

Who up 👀

[hexed knoll]

Ban EVERYONE cause why not

[keen coyote]

Everyone.

[winged obsidian]

no just the French

[heady flower]

👀

[flat matrix]

ban the english speakers , colonisers!!!

[heady flower]

hi ercordia

[abstract rapids]

It's personal atp

[native stream]

16ème

[fervent zodiac]

huzzah!

[keen coyote]

Tu as aimé ?

[flat matrix]

wowzers!

[fervent zodiac]

what was that

[hexed knoll]

Blink and you miss it ahh

[fervent zodiac]

literally

[native stream]

C'était sympa, mais les Parisiens sont assez impolis 😭

[hexed knoll]

Faster than a speeding waistband

[native stream]

Anyway thats enough french in genchat

[sonic gale]

why am i muted with vcs locked?

says i dont have permission

[native stream]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[hexed knoll]

Eden how does one get the blue role

[keen coyote]

Paris est un calvaire ma chérie, les parisiens ne seront jamais aussi bien éduque que dans les autres pays.

[winged obsidian]

no just the French

[fervent zodiac]

why are you blue

[winged obsidian]

the English will come later

[flat matrix]

coloniser!!

[sonic gale]

i actually dont get it#

[winged obsidian]

silver poisoning

[chrome condor]

maybe its random you know to have that color

[low geyser]

Hey

[sleek shuttle]

I thought you were..

[keen coyote]

Hi.

[fervent zodiac]

[stoic iron]

eden head to com help this INSTANT

[low geyser]

[native stream]

• Be active
• Be knowledgeable, usually of a specific niche of the game (Builds, lore, general help)
• Assist the people
• Set a good example for others to follow
• Don't be a meanie pants

[chrome condor]

I was what?

[hexed knoll]

Last one most important

[low geyser]

I thought you were stronger

[tardy kernel]

have a good pfp like me

[hexed knoll]

Mine is peak

[sleek shuttle]

Mod

[tardy kernel]

urs is ban worthy

[hexed knoll]

Acc?

[low geyser]

No u

[chrome condor]

what nah i just joined like a minute ago

[native stream]

Nah

[tardy kernel]

no 😭

[hexed knoll]

Damn 😭

[low geyser]

💀

[hexed knoll]

It’s the guy from home

(2017)

[fervent zodiac]

is that actually what he looks like in the movie

[native stream]

No lol

Also the movie came out in 2015 not 2017

[fervent zodiac]

lol

[tardy kernel]

jesus christ

[native stream]

Yeah buddy I know, we're old

[tardy kernel]

who is we thats all u

[sleek shuttle]

Who's We

[nova matrix]

Me

[tardy kernel]

deleting that gif it hurts my eyes

[keen coyote]

Lol.

[nova matrix]

Me is legion

[native stream]

Are we not the same age

[keen coyote]

Real.

[nova matrix]

Many voiced one mind

[tardy kernel]

no comment

[native stream]

I turn 19 in uhhh

[low geyser]

Be silent

[native holly]

Me Is me

[sleek shuttle]

UNC

[native stream]

3 days and 24 minutes

[tardy kernel]

oh already

mines months away

[keen coyote]

Really ?

[native stream]

My birthday is cinco de mayo aye

[keen coyote]

Same...

[native holly]

I discovered It today After a bottle of wine

[tardy kernel]

r u sure

[native stream]

Now see if I were turning instead of 19 it would be even cooler

[keen coyote]

Good for you kiddo.

[native stream]

Because then my birthdate would have been 05/05/05

Instead of 05/05/07

[sleek shuttle]

Mine in 1 week from now, got a structural analysis final exam gift from my uni , I'll be 21

[tardy kernel]

mines 09/08/07

[flat matrix]

so basically me

[tardy kernel]

people unironically think im lying abt it

[native stream]

So we ARE the same age

[keen coyote]

Mine is on 20/08.

[tardy kernel]

no comment

[chrome condor]

damn im an unc here 11/12/06

[native holly]

27/10

[native stream]

Yeah I get the whole "wtf I thought you were older" thing a lot 😭

[native holly]

I can call you lil bro

[tardy kernel]

parky thought it was 14btw

[chrome condor]

at least someone does

[native stream]

Define AccumuVal for me real quick

[stoic iron]

i have a friend whos birthday is 6/6/6 shes literally the devil

[native stream]

Is she single

[keen coyote]

...

[flat matrix]

my birthday is said by leon kennedy at the start of re2 or 4 i dont remember

[stoic iron]

no

[winged obsidian]

September 21, 1998?

[tired forge]

curiously enough my birthday comes up on the date on which I was born

[native stream]

No date with the devil then

[winged obsidian]

or somewhere around there

[native stream]

/ref

[tardy kernel]

wow

[sleek shuttle]

I have a friend who's birthday on 29 February, he's technically 5 years old

[flat matrix]

30

[keen coyote]

That cool ig...

[fervent zodiac]

I just turned 20 like a month ago 🥀

[winged obsidian]

ok yeah the incident happened on the 23rd

[sleek shuttle]

UNC

[tardy kernel]

do u have a walking stick yet

[flat matrix]

to talk about dates i got my drivers license on 05/05/2025

[sleek shuttle]

Pog

[fervent zodiac]

i'm keeping an eye out

[low geyser]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[native stream]

So on my 18th, crazy lol

[sleek shuttle]

I drive without driver license, because am so good

[low geyser]

[flat matrix]

popping a champagne for you and my drivers license 1 year anniversary in 3 days

[native stream]

Oh I'll be having much heavier than champagne 😭

Im a whiskey girl

[tardy kernel]

popping champagne while driving

[flat matrix]

noooooo

[tardy kernel]

strawberry milk is still better

[sleek shuttle]

All of us do that

[native stream]

Put whiskey in the strawberry milk

[tardy kernel]

yuck

[raven fern]

Hey guys

[flat matrix]

whiskey so mid try cognac

[native stream]

I agree axtually thats a waste of good whiskey

[timid echo]

bye guys

[keen coyote]

Hi.

[raven fern]

Hi.