general-discussion

[paper seal]

good luck

[edgy aurora]

Gl, u got courage 💪

Or a build that's not built around having a meat shield 😞

Lol

[stuck kettle]

Actully never fought miquellas consort

[raven fern]

I didn’t find it fun

[stuck kettle]

Or the vile one

[edgy aurora]

Is that pcr? Or is that something else

[plucky sierra]

yoo I'm new to Elden ring looking for tips anything helps😊

[edgy aurora]

Become the elden lord

[stuck kettle]

Saving melania and Radahn da Dan for last

[wispy bison]

melania 🥀

[stuck kettle]

They’ll be a dude who’ll call u maindrnless just move on

[lavish pier]

Melania the Blade of Miquella

[plucky sierra]

Dawg I just started 😭✌ I mean Im aight but thats only cause I've seen god knows how many playthroughs

[wispy bison]

melanie

[lavish pier]

Malenie

[wispy bison]

hello ry

[lavish pier]

Hello Iris

[edgy aurora]

For uh, actual tips. I'm not to good. But ig.... Roll toward were the enemy attacks to roll over the move and not get hit by a roll catch

[wispy bison]

arent you like 40 why are you awake

[desert robin]

Your pfp is cool 👍

[plucky sierra]

tyty

[edgy aurora]

One would say it's the amazing....

[hazy mural]

ello there.

[languid spade]

There are 40 years old on discord?

[lavish pier]

I'm 19 😭

[edgy aurora]

Yeah...

[raven fern]

I’m Megidola

Hello 19

[stuck kettle]

I’m him

[wispy bison]

yeah and they always hitting on me for some reason

[edgy aurora]

I'm notwolfik 🤷‍♂️ (not really, just seeing if this makes him appear)

[paper seal]

liam you mean

[wispy bison]

born in the 1900

[languid spade]

Are you by chance a 40 years old person?

[edgy aurora]

No, but I know 3, one being my brother

🤷‍♂️

[languid spade]

Okay 👍

[raven fern]

Why is your brother ancient

[hidden panther]

70 too

[languid spade]

Yeah I could see that

[paper seal]

no wonder unc is 20 when 40 is ancient

[rare furnace]

Hi to everyonr

[paper seal]

greetings

[languid spade]

They would probably have the time

[feral apex]

I just bought elden ring

[edgy aurora]

Cuz he lived that long🤷‍♂️

[paper seal]

enjoy your journey

[raven fern]

Why

[hidden panther]

survive tarnished

[edgy aurora]

Nice, now become the elden lord

[feral apex]

Will do sir

[edgy aurora]

I'd say figure it out yourself, but idk if ur going to make it that far 😞

[hidden panther]

you got no maiden

[feral apex]

A fine shyte? I can find those anywhere

[raven fern]

I already have

[edgy aurora]

Nuh uh

[lean kindle]

Why does it feel like i have to play darksouls naked bruh
Medium roll feels nothing different than heavy roll

[languid spade]

Try not to watch YouTube tutorials on your first play through

Trust me

[raven fern]

I felt the same way, I didn’t like medium rolling in ds1

[edgy aurora]

Well do if you get stuck, feeling overly lost is worse then the moral high and freeing expirence

[languid spade]

Of course

[feral apex]

Yall ever played black myth wukong

[raven fern]

No

[paper seal]

no

[winged obsidian]

man, without waterfowl malenia may have actually been one of my favorite bosses

[hidden panther]

its okay maidenless. you will get what I mean soon

[languid spade]

Great game

[edgy aurora]

Physically cant 😭 Xbox one

[lean kindle]

Have to play the whole game with light armor ig
I cant get used to this

[paper seal]

real

[feral apex]

Would u say elden ring is harder or easier

[paper seal]

does xbox even have games

[winged obsidian]

it's actually pretty fun, until that moves comes out

[edgy aurora]

Yes?

[winged obsidian]

haven't even died to it yet this playthrough

[languid spade]

Honestly black myth bosses are harder

Elden Ring is more strategical

Like making a build

[edgy aurora]

Based on what I've seen, they look a lot more complicated to deal with, but I haven't watched much of black myth

[celest remnant]

Black Myth WuWRONG more like

[neon galleon]

Does anyone have the runes drops method

[languid spade]

Yeah it’s more tactical during the bosses although there is strategy

[edgy aurora]

Do you have the eye of the tiger?

[celest remnant]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

If you're asking about some form of exploit, don't or be banned

[paper seal]

it does sound kinda

[celest remnant]

yeah the word method rang alarm bells in my head

[wispy bison]

meow meow

[languid spade]

?

[wispy bison]

the word meow

[languid spade]

Cats or dogs?

[paper seal]

dragons

[dark yew]

dracarys

[languid spade]

Yeah a pet dragon would be nice

[paper seal]

I like vhagar

[languid spade]

I remember thinking the ender dragon egg can hatch in Minecraft

[edgy aurora]

Rahhhh

[desert robin]

Cat

[desert robin]

Just one (me)

[wispy bison]

mreow

[paper seal]

that sounds cute till you live in a burning something

[languid spade]

No it’s fine I will tame it

[languid spade]

You’re a cat?

[paper seal]

you are a slayer not a tamer my goodman

[desert robin]

Yeah

[languid spade]

Yeah I slayed it’s parents

Then took it as my pet

[desert robin]

Name it starkiller

[paper seal]

menace

[languid spade]

Star Wars reference?

[desert robin]

🤝

[languid spade]

Hmmm

[desert robin]

Meow

[paper seal]

Starkiller doesn't sound like a persons name

Sounds like a ship

[winged obsidian]

it sounds like a space ship

[paper seal]

ya

[languid spade]

It’s a dragon not a person

[paper seal]

I was flabbergasted when I googled it

Why starkiller of all names

[languid spade]

Man it’s getting boring waiting for a new single player fromsoft game

[paper seal]

No aura to be found

[desert robin]

Darth Vader named him if that explains

[desert robin]

Hey now.

Dont diss my goat

[kind mountain]

Hi

[paper seal]

he did him dirty, vader sounds dope meanwhile starkiller what are we doing

[desert robin]

Play Star Wars: The Force Unleashed n then say that

[paper seal]

get a switch and play pikmin 4 it's a great game

[desert robin]

In fact ima download that shii rn

[winged obsidian]

darth father

[paper seal]

I will not play a 2008 game

[winged obsidian]

tragic

[languid spade]

Honestly I just looked up the game and I think it looks like slop

But i don’t know

[paper seal]

even less if theres someone called starkiller

[desert robin]

Corv, I'm going to forget you said this for your sake

Hi im ray

[paper seal]

I think it looks aight, just very old

[winged obsidian]

the force unleaded was someone's OC fan fiction tbh

super edgy too

[manic ice]

[desert robin]

Yes, love it

[languid spade]

We’ve got a talking cat and now a rabbit

[winged obsidian]

wuz good

[wispy bison]

i need to find a woman that does tarot

it sounds so fun

[paper seal]

Hi ray I'm Starkiller

[languid spade]

What’s tarot

[desert robin]

Nvm my childhood isnt worth 20 dollars rn

[manic ice]

Tarot cards?

[paper seal]

😭

[winged obsidian]

like astrology

[desert robin]

Yeah youre right nvm

[winged obsidian]

seeing the future and perceiving information based on the random probability of thematically significant cards

[desert robin]

My dogfriend (dog boyfriend) does tarot

[languid spade]

That’s some phony stuff

[winged obsidian]

probably yeah

[desert robin]

Everything's phoney, we made everything up

[languid spade]

Or black magic

[winged obsidian]

the cards are cool though

[wispy bison]

where the astrology girls at

tell me how im gonna die

[desert robin]

We're all as magic as we decide

[languid spade]

They remind me of that old lady that has those stand cards in jojo part 3

[winged obsidian]

guess what

[desert robin]

Of something, probably

[wispy bison]

the suspense is killing me... wait...

[paper seal]

w jojo

[languid spade]

Still waiting for them to continue sbr anime

[manic ice]

I see a gas station.. and heart attack..

[desert robin]

Sheer heart attack, even?

[paper seal]

Who you thought wins the first race

[celest remnant]

I'm in that shadow wizard money gang

[manic ice]

Induced from years of cortisol lining veins and arteries

[paper seal]

||I thought that guy who got lucky all the way through||

[languid spade]

||Didn’t gyro zeppeli win||

[paper seal]

😭

[desert robin]

Nice try

Its two on both sides

[languid spade]

There you go

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-gif-4210733517086831125

[languid spade]

I got it

[paper seal]

what do they do

[desert robin]

@edgy aurora osrs we gotta reschedule im too lit to teach effectively 🙏

[celest remnant]

Cast spells

[languid spade]

Pretend you saw nothing

[winged obsidian]

nah, ||Mr Little Crazy|| won remember

[paper seal]

but surely you had someone you thought would win

[paper seal]

my bet was on money dang

[languid spade]

Ah I thought ||Diego would win||

[paper seal]

we all saw it

||he got them cheats fr||

[winged obsidian]

can't wait for scary monsters

[languid spade]

Isn’t that spoilers

[paper seal]

||when avdol rocked up I thought my goat and then he fumbles like that||

[languid spade]

Probably wouldn’t get it though

[paper seal]

what is scary monsters

[winged obsidian]

terrifying beasts

[languid spade]

||avdol got nerfed||

[winged obsidian]

thank you auto correct exactly what I meant

[paper seal]

they did ma boy dirty

[paper seal]

I thought that was a stand for a min

[winged obsidian]

||clowned in 2 universes||

[paper seal]

not like this

always good for a surprise

[winged obsidian]

anyway, I'm done fighting Malenia for a while

she gets me in a bad mood sometimes

[paper seal]

not a fan of the arena

[winged obsidian]

uneven terrain makes a lot of fights more annoying than they need to be

it changes whether you can parry or not and the timing, I've noticed

[paper seal]

that as well

for me it's the overall vibe

[desert robin]

Ideally youre not gonna be in the perimeter of the arena for that to matter

[winged obsidian]

oh yeah waterfowl can cancel out if she's on the elevated parts

[desert robin]

^^ very cool

[winged obsidian]

yeah on paper, in practice she can force you into bad positions if she mixes you wrong

her mixes are more complex than morgotts

[desert robin]

A bad waterfowl and a bad response to it can put you in the corner crazy fast

[gray spade]

Is Hogwarts legacy a good game?

[desert robin]

I wish I had a malenia kill on hand to show how I move around her

[winged obsidian]

every time it's been too long since a waterfowl I stop and start throwing daggers to bait it

gets her almost every time

[desert robin]

Youll find little opinions on it here

[gray spade]

Did u like it?

[languid spade]

Crashes whenever I get to gameplay

[winged obsidian]

waterfowl is just bleh though

[gray spade]

Got it.

[winged obsidian]

the threat of it looms over the fight, like an anvil hanging from a frayed string

[desert robin]

It'd go against personal principles of mine to play it so I havent, soz

[abstract frost]

yo would it be possible for anyone to give me a bunch of runes, im really struggling against consort radahn at level 150 lol

[paper seal]

It seemed kinda empty

[winged obsidian]

runes ain't gonna help you there

scadu fragments are more important in dlc

[paper seal]

and watch a guide

arc backhand blades or any quick weapon

[winged obsidian]

my guide was to turtle up and poke from behind a shield like a wuss

[abstract frost]

i have scadu 20

[lilac quartz]

If you're a Potterhead and your biggest fantasy ever has been to vibe in and around the magic school, sure

Gameplay wise it's pretty unremarkable but serviceable

[karmic zenith]

What principles?

[desert robin]

Ones that dictate where my money go

[winged obsidian]

heard it was a Ubisoft game in spirit

[gray spade]

hmm, not a potter head.

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-kick-jjba-gif-13894493

[karmic zenith]

Does it have anything to do with JK Rowling?

Her views I mean

[mighty spruce]

hello, new to the discord ,just trying to do the get started thing ^^

[winged obsidian]

Chun Li jumpscare

[desert robin]

A non zero portion

[desert robin]

Spinning birduh keek 🗣️

[winged obsidian]

I'm thinking about 3rd strike

[mighty spruce]

lmao former urien main here haha

[desert robin]

I was just labbing a lil Akuma earlier

[winged obsidian]

oh peak

[desert robin]

3rd strike fan meetup whoa

[winged obsidian]

usually play Ken but I like Ryu more in 3rd strike

denjin just feels too good

[karmic zenith]

Sorry she hurt your feelings with truth, however..

[winged obsidian]

ragebait in ercord? surely not

[desert robin]

Nothing new, I dunno man lol

Godspeed to you, hope youre having fun

[winged obsidian]

well what can you do?

anyway I hope they never add Yun to sf6

break his knees

[desert robin]

NO we need Makoto

[winged obsidian]

no god no

[karmic zenith]

No ragebait. There are only two genders..

[winged obsidian]

hearing "CHESTO" in my nightmares

[winged obsidian]

idc dawg

[desert robin]

I needa lab more Akuma so im not just a 3s larper (i cant do motion inputs)

Im ASS

[winged obsidian]

Akuma is crazy technical in 3rd strike

he's got this really cheesy unblockable set up with one of his super, the kkz

cause it cannot be parried, ergo it is impossible to block in the air

[desert robin]

Ooo defo seen that

[kind quail]

hola

[paper seal]

greetings

[celest remnant]

YEAH go ahead get cocky and give me a final turn

[desert robin]

The input window feels tight. Going from 1.2 second buffer window Elden Ring to Third Strike was CRAZY

[wispy bison]

logic you always do this

[kind quail]

explain in minecraft terms

[granite anchor]

do you guys think we will hear some omen slurs in the movie?

[celest remnant]

He dropped me to 1 heart and opted to posture for a turn

[winged obsidian]

yeah the kara cancels are rough but certainly worth learning

[desert robin]

Thornhead

[winged obsidian]

Chun's is, of course, one of the best

[celest remnant]

I then proceeded to drop 500 anvils on his head with mod commands

(otter shaped anvils)

[glad siren]

omg

[desert robin]

I wanna be a decent Q player. Ive learned that his kara throw is like, youre accidentally throwing after back mp

[winged obsidian]

yeah his is so jank

[kind quail]

logic do you bully other magic players

[winged obsidian]

Really good Q's are pretty scary though, cause they play such an ass character they gotta be on top of things to succeed

he's also extremely technical

[desert robin]

I wanna become a crazy Q player once I learn uh

inputs and basic fundies

[winged obsidian]

I wanna learn urien but I don't have the dextrous fingers for the unlockables

[winged obsidian]

practice those half and qc moves until you're seeing it in your sleep

and dp inputs

[graceful quartz]

hi my ass boss is calling me when I am playing elden ring again again and it's a holiday here what to do

[winged obsidian]

don't answer

[desert robin]

Defo, been practicing random confirms

[graceful quartz]

he called me for 4 times

[gray spade]

Block him.

[graceful quartz]

and again calling

[winged obsidian]

lie to him

[graceful quartz]

i am getting anxiety mann

[desert robin]

Mf if im not at work im dead until I show up again. No one should bother you on your off time

[kind quail]

call HR\

[celest remnant]

you tell me

[winged obsidian]

mute and forget, don't let em drag you to work on a holiday! stay strong!

rest is important for the human psyche

[languid spade]

These types of games are the only games that scare me

[kind quail]

what could the "gran gran" card POSSIBLY do logic

[celest remnant]

My current standard deck is so mathematically consistent that the only 2 roadblocks I've hit are:A card that makes all my stuff come in unable to attack or be tapped that turn and B:Painful Quandry (5 life or a card discarded per spell cast)

[celest remnant]

Source of draw and discard to cycle through my deck

[winged obsidian]

also confirms are important, so that's good. consistency is key

[celest remnant]

We have a specific combo we're looking for and 60 cards to punch through

[old egret]

Turn 1 lethal

[winged obsidian]

guaranteed low damage is better than unguaranteed high damage. not like I can talk but I know what I should be practicing

[celest remnant]

turn 4, turn 1 is super inconsistent

if I draw into the combo, I can immediately start it at turn 4

[kind quail]

fascinating

[paper seal]

is there no aggro in magic

[desert robin]

Trying do to close mp > light tatsu > heavy tatsu. Havent hit it once lol but ive gotta miss it before I hit it

[celest remnant]

This is aggro

and in fact the height

[vapid sand]

i just had a heart attack elder dragon greyoll genuinely just got up and killed me when i used malikeths blade

[celest remnant]

I produce 300 1/4 otters with haste

[winged obsidian]

true, usually people go for the dp though. is there a benefit to a tatsu?

[celest remnant]

that's about as aggro as it gets if you can do it by turn 4

[vapid sand]

like is this supposed to be possible 💔

[desert robin]

I think I'll learn that one faster lol

Corner carry too

[kind quail]

lwk this has happened way too many times for it to be a goof

[vapid sand]

its terrifiying

[winged obsidian]

corner carry over damage is valid, people tend to panic in the corner

nobody in gg strive likes to block

[paper seal]

but turn 4 souns very late. I meant aggro in a run you down the first few turns sense

[desert robin]

Do you have to do the fireball motion after demon flip or is it a button

Cuz if I gotta chain those inputs, im gonna be demon not-flipping for a while lmao

[celest remnant]

@paper seal

[celest remnant]

It's a slight bit late because of the combo set up but it's a definitive one shot

[novel night]

elden ring

[winged obsidian]

been a while since I last played but I think it's an input you do after the flip

[desert robin]

Guh

[paper seal]

that is legal

[celest remnant]

I have auccessfully weaponized bad draw spells

[kind quail]

is that shredder!?

[idle valley]

Grrr no GIFS

[celest remnant]

If your brain is big enough, yes

[celest remnant]

Yes

[paper seal]

damn

[celest remnant]

You do not see this deck because it's a deck I built for LGS

(in arena standard I mean)

[winged obsidian]

kinda sucks that guile is French and ass in 3rd strike

I like him in 6

[golden dock]

What is the best save manager for ER

[desert robin]

I like Remy a bit but just cuz he shares a name with my dogfriend

[tranquil hedge]

Steam deck

[winged obsidian]

Remy is a very dog like name

[desert robin]

Aint it

[winged obsidian]

he's got that 90s-00s drip, the zipper cuffs and flared pants and all

[desert robin]

He dresses how I wish I could

[edgy aurora]

That's fine

[winged obsidian]

Dudley is more my style, love that he never takes the gloves off

you have to be real smooth to walk around looking good with suspenders and that hair cut

[desert robin]

I feel like once im done fixating on Q, my meagre experience with him would go well with dudley. He has charge inputs too right

[winged obsidian]

don't think so

[desert robin]

Guh

[winged obsidian]

urien does but he's extremely complex

[celest remnant]

The otter strategy pushed me from silver to plat in about 3 hours

that's with just completely zoning out while watching television

[desert robin]

Oh hey I hit cl.mk > light tastu > heavy tatsu, fire

[paper seal]

otter strat sounds like meme tier thats wild

[celest remnant]

Whole thing reliant on this guy, and really mid but low cost draw

[winged obsidian]

hell yeah, now you just gotta do that every time

[desert robin]

😮‍💨

[chilly swan]

Hi

[desert robin]

I'll get there

[weak tapir]

thops

[paper seal]

Does magic not have hard once per turn effects, ofc this ones whole gimmick is spam and hope its enough but

[celest remnant]

It does, but these are specifically used

most of the time the limit is how much mana you can produce

[paper seal]

otter wizard with a fishbones staff goes hard

[lavish ruin]

haii

[celest remnant]

but I found a specific two card combo that with hardly any rng at all will allow me to weaponize bad, low cost draw

Read this

and now imagine it paired with the otters effect

[paper seal]

whats that symbol

[celest remnant]

Upper left, or the arrow?

upper right*

[paper seal]

the one next to the blue font

[celest remnant]

if it's the arrow, that is the symbol for tapping something

tapping is how you spend or use resources with that symbol

so if I tap that permanent I get 1 single mana

[paper seal]

quite alot of set up needed

[celest remnant]

but, that permanent makes all creature permanents I own tap for 1 mana

nah, it's this card into the otter

[rare coral]

watcha playing

[celest remnant]

then we start slinging 1 cost spells

[rare coral]

slay the spire?

[celest remnant]

Magic the Gathering

[paper seal]

but you need both and draws as well no

[rare coral]

oo

[celest remnant]

1 singular draw:Consult the star charts

[paper seal]

right the others basically copy themselves effects and all

[paper seal]

otter gaming

[celest remnant]

Ye, 1 otter becomes 10, 1 mana becomes 10

we use draw to get more draw to make more otters

and because the otters have haste, they tap for mana and can attack that turn

[kind mountain]

Hi

[celest remnant]

so, we tap more otters to get more draw to make more otters to get more draw and so forth until they die to a literal stampede of 300+ otters

(I actually cut it around 62, the game starts to stutter with that many triggers slammed out in a single turn)

[paper seal]

what's the counterplay or how does it look like if you play against say a tier 1 deck

[craggy current]

very good card

[rare coral]

ive been on that genshin grind lately because a friend bet me 100 i cant catch up to him in 2 weeks

[paper seal]

from what I learnt magic isn't really interaction heavy is it

[celest remnant]

Something 5 mana and nasty that removes an entire piece of my strategy directly from my deck

[celest remnant]

oh no the exact opposite

this strategy is just annoying

[craggy current]

magic is very interactive

[paper seal]

but for that they would need to know what you're up to

[celest remnant]

This is true, but that's why instant spells exist

(spells you can cast whenever if you have available mana)

[paper seal]

ohh

[celest remnant]

this is all I need to kill this guy

[paper seal]

what if they kill your wizard on sight

[craggy current]

you except it

[celest remnant]

sucks 4 me but they had to spend cards to do it

[paper seal]

but doesn't that cripple your set up because now you have to play another otter if you have it and resources gotta be tight

[celest remnant]

My strat is unique

[celest remnant]

our deck is NINETY PERCENT DDRAW

[craggy current]

narset

[celest remnant]

PFFFT I defy someone to play narset here

[paper seal]

draws you may have but what about the mana costs

[celest remnant]

I will bounce it back to their head so fast their head will spin

[celest remnant]

the otters pay for themselves

Each 1 is 1 mana

if I play a spell with 2

and it costs 1

I now have 3 mana

[craggy current]

Have you seen the new card draw card

[celest remnant]

the emeritus with ancestral recall?

I own multiple copies cause its going up in price and I'm gonna cash in

[paper seal]

is there a card that prevents direct attacks

[celest remnant]

oh a boatload

[craggy current]

not that bad card

It is called “flow state”

[paper seal]

aren't you screwed if they pull that out and now your otters have to attack some wall so you're just short of the otk

[celest remnant]

Ah yeah, pretty good

[paper seal]

was it the turtle

[celest remnant]

nah that's just a fun one I like to use

and it's not even foolproof

[wispy bison]

honk shmimimimi

[paper seal]

that's what you enter when you fight Godfrey

[celest remnant]

and nah corv

we have what are known as bounce spells

[winged obsidian]

Godfrey my GOAT

[celest remnant]

someone drops a permanent I don't like?

Like a spoiled child, I spend 1 single dollar and tell them "nuh uh, you get to play that NEXT turn put it back in your hand"

and some of these even interact with MY permanents

[paper seal]

that is annoying

[celest remnant]

ye but you have to be annoying to actually get past the setup phase

your strategy can be a game winner but if interaction isn't fast and disruptive, you will lose

[wispy bison]

apothecary diaries time

[paper seal]

well said

[wispy bison]

hana ni natte!!! 🌹

why does this drama and mistery anime got a better op than jjk

[young sail]

I just realized, aren't rennala's spirit ashes all referencing ranni's allies?
Wolves are blaidd
Bloodhound is darriwil
Troll is iji
Dragon is adula

[wispy bison]

true...

never thought of that

i mean there are like 3 wolves just sitting outside of rannis rise too

[paper seal]

it's got cool openings I agree but where our blue is is still one of the best

[wispy bison]

true...

[paper seal]

wym true you used to be evil

[young sail]

Idk about that, I just beat rennala first time yesterday

[wispy bison]

imademo ao ga tsundeiru 🎶

[celest remnant]

This is how you identify a fun deck vs a competitive deck:Fun decks are out to tell a story, or explore a gimmick they like, the competitive deckbuilder builds their deck with the equation for the kinetic force of taking their counterspells, shoving them down your throat, and breaking them off

[desert robin]

Thats a pretty cool detail, good eye

I trade you Fortisaxx's Lightning spear having a 46 (forty-six (fortissaxx)) fth req

[paper seal]

the problem with fun decks is that they are called fun because they aren't meta but playing a deck that's a fun deck is rarely fun, like losing isn't the most pleasant experience and with a fun deck lowk all you do is lose, unless you're in casual

[celest remnant]

No no, you misunderstand me

[young sail]

[celest remnant]

You can have an ENTIRE deck in this game around turtles

turtle thematics

you can have GENUINELY fun decks

[paper seal]

surely that doesn't work

[celest remnant]

It CERTAINLY does

there's a whole teenage mutant ninja turtlesd set

we have a game mode called commander

[timber terrace]

You kind of blew my mind a bit the mind I don't have

[celest remnant]

this is played by both fun people and sweats alike

[paper seal]

Well I'm from yugioh and lor and fun decks over there it's not fun because fun decks are generally bad, else they wouldn't be considered a fun deck

[jagged widget]

Good morning knight and logic and iris

[paper seal]

that's the mode I'm always hearing when people talk about magic

[celest remnant]

mornin homie

[young sail]

No matter how much you play there's always something you dont know about yet

[wispy bison]

dude

[paper seal]

hellooooo frenzied quacklings

[wispy bison]

be a flower

[craggy current]

I hate that set

[wispy bison]

smile with nihilism

🌸

[celest remnant]

How big a fan of Tolkien are you

[paper seal]

I'm currently rereading lotr

[wispy bison]

i tried watching lord of the rings movie it was boring as hell

[paper seal]

Is there a magic guide on yt you'd recommend

[desert robin]

I think the idea of purpose and mattering is nonsense, do whatever makes your time spent feel good I say

[celest remnant]

Maldhound, not so much a guide but he's entertaining

[native stream]

New personal best we making moves

[celest remnant]

well that's not fair

maldhound is a guide

[craggy current]

I watch Rebell Lilly

[celest remnant]

I just don't watch his streams, I don't really need them

[paper seal]

Like for learning the fundamentals

rebell lilly looks more like advanced stuff

[timber terrace]

That is true miyazaki loves hiding stuff from us thats why we have fake walls

[paper seal]

fortissax said where you think you're going

[craggy current]

The Trinket Mage I think for deckbuilding fundamentals

[paper seal]

Always been a netdecker tbh

and then adjust

[young sail]

I was confused about the wall blocking my way to carian manor and just went over it like, is this really how I'm supposed to pass this? And then it hit me(I hit it)

[celest remnant]

Oh, best for the fundamentals is just hopping in

arena has a bot system and starts you off with a fair amount of free decks to fool around with

plus there's a boatload of free pack codes active usually

[craggy current]

Logic do you like storm decks

[celest remnant]

oh of course

the new elder dragon is pretty cool and I need to try him but I been too hung up on quandrix and silverquill

well I say new, print for this set

[paper seal]

how often do you need to change your deck

if a new set releases every other month

[native stream]

swatted me like the damn mosquito I am

[celest remnant]

Never, there's other game modes for when decks get rotated out of standard

[celest spire]

What do you guys think erdtree sap tastes like

[paper seal]

on gromp

[weak tapir]

thops

[celest remnant]

and in fact, the more sets a game mode allows in, the better the experience

[timber terrace]

Monke

[craggy current]

Modern magic the gathering is hell

[celest remnant]

you seen the new deck briney

[paper seal]

whats the main thing people play? Like every game has ranked but is there one ranked or multiple in magic? Like in vgc for example we have ranked for doubles and singles but no one plays singles

[craggy current]

What format？

[celest remnant]

we doin standard, i am running stormsplitter and beating people to death with low cost draw

[craggy current]

For standard META now is mono green landfall, Izzet lessons, Izzet Spellementals and Dimir Excruciator

[craggy current]

For arena I do not know

[celest remnant]

We setting new standards tonight briney

[stuck kettle]

Any npc quests I should do in dlc

[paper seal]

is standard the gamemode to play

[tardy kernel]

ansbach and thiollier

[random ledge]

hi

[stuck kettle]

The oiller?!

[celest remnant]

Standard is very competitive and expensive

start with brawl

it is arenas equivalent to commander

[tardy kernel]

thiollier

[paper seal]

expensive sounds expensive

[celest remnant]

but first

start with bots

you can play precon starter decks and learn the basics of the game

(there's also a decent tutorial)

[stuck kettle]

I’ll look inti this

[craggy current]

When will rakdos charm get reprint

[celest remnant]

pigs fly

wait i shouldn't have said that this is magic we're talking about

[paper seal]

Oh it's on steam

[celest remnant]

ye

[craggy current]

Ad Nauseam and Culling the Weak got reprinted

[celest remnant]

ironically briney

you asked about storm decks

[craggy current]

Food for RogSi

[celest remnant]

ral is not in this for storm

i am both using him as 4 mana draw 3 and brain fog disruptor

a surprising number of people will ignore me for a 1 point ral

[craggy current]

I forgot what ral is that

So many Ral！

[celest remnant]

storm emblem otter ral

[craggy current]

Good for Arena I think

New Ral make me mad

[native stream]

down to 50% now

we are gradually making progress chat we might have this kill today

[paper seal]

show fortissax the indomitable mosquito spirit

[kind mountain]

Ok

[sinful spade]

yoo im doing some speed run to finish my ng+ to get frenzied flame achi. killed giant and get giant flame but cant pass thorns of the tree. what did i missed?

[quaint bobcat]

farum azula

[wispy bison]

meow

[native stream]

ruff

[sinful spade]

oh do i need to kill malikeeth too? ty cap

[wispy bison]

no

[sinful spade]

pspspsps

[wispy bison]

ive had enough of puppy girls for a week

[desert robin]

Gotta kill maliketh lol

[desert robin]

Never enough.

[celest remnant]

new ral can suck my hyper lethality, enjoy

new ral is mid even the pest planeswalker which is also mid is mid

[craggy current]

Coin flip Ral

Guest Lecturer Ral

[native stream]

I am no puppygirl, but a sophisticated dog woman

[celest remnant]

Guest smelly ral

good luck resolving that mess buddy BACK TO THE HAND

only coins you flippin are the ones that determine whether or not I counterspell you (all of them are doublesided)

[craggy current]

That Ral is in Esper control

[celest remnant]

and smelly

skip turns get out of here

[paper seal]

did I just read control

[celest remnant]

yes, i throw control at laughing children regularly

[paper seal]

I need a control deck

[wispy bison]

i hate jinshi so much can someone kill this twink

i get mad whenever he speaks

[paper seal]

why tho

[wispy bison]

annoying

[native stream]

I think I'd like this boss a lot more if not for the static electricity thing he does when you're under him

[visual stirrup]

I'm in dark souls 1 I just defeated fat and skinny where do I go now

[wispy bison]

what boss

[desert robin]

Frame trap city

[gentle acorn]

elevator then chest ahead

[visual stirrup]

I already did

[native stream]

Lichdragon Fortissax

[wispy bison]

oh

[gentle acorn]

you should have seen a cutscene of yellow walls disappearing

[nova canyon]

46

[visual stirrup]

Trust me I already open the yellow gates of heaven

[celest remnant]

this is that exactly, we set up a mana production engine meanwhile we manipulate our targets basic ability to play the game by setting them back a turn for every play they make

[gentle acorn]

all thats left to do is go through them

[celest remnant]

once the engine is in place, we play an otter, and go back to drawing and disrupting things

notice our little symbol up in the top left has changed, we've went up to plat

[hazy sand]

Hi

[paper seal]

can't even create a wizard account "invalid email" what

[visual stirrup]

No I'm going to keep staring at the best waifu of all time except of course speed wagon

[paper seal]

greetings

[desert robin]

Meowdy

[paper seal]

is that a 127 on the left side

[gentle acorn]

be sure not to attack her accidentally then

[celest remnant]

Yes, that means we have 127 copies of stormsplitter

[visual stirrup]

Trust me my hands are off the controller

[paper seal]

lets try on mobile then

[desert robin]

🐱 🚬

[visual stirrup]

I also converted in the first 5 minutes after seeing her

[paper seal]

no magic for me I guess dang it

[celest remnant]

math nets us an easy turn 4 rank up

[paper seal]

freyja eh

[celest remnant]

?

[visual stirrup]

I defeated fat and skinny and open the gates of heaven

Ds1

[celest remnant]

yeah don't make comments like that here

[kind mountain]

Poop

[wispy bison]

meow meow

transgender crimson tears flask

[velvet canopy]

im crying rn

logic i did it again

T_T

[desert robin]

I take a sip and finally have a tail whoaa

[wispy bison]

hi kiermit

[celest remnant]

Eh? demotion chain?

[native stream]

Got to 50% again and died urgh

[velvet canopy]

i bought too many gems

[celest remnant]

kek christ

[velvet canopy]

im missing like 2 mythics

its that bad

[celest remnant]

sinn out here spending his lunch money

bah that's not that bad

well, maybe not, what mythics

[velvet canopy]

i needed 18

to finish the deck

T_T

[celest remnant]

lordy, expensive

[velvet canopy]

i opened enough packs to get 16 mythics

[celest remnant]

one thing i should instill in you

prioritize the deck first

lands later

you can run tapped hybrids you don't HAVE to have the fastest hybrids

[velvet canopy]

i had the lands from the azula deck, i crafted all the verges

and all the pay 2 or enter tapped

so i guess thats alright

[celest remnant]

ye, not bad

[desert robin]

You can do this

Look beyond the numbers and code

[opal crest]

Question: Before starting a new playthrough do you guys test a build on your high level character so you know what to go for on the new playthrough?

[sour lagoon]

Top o the mornin lads

I’m tired

[jagged widget]

i might test a few weapons

[celest remnant]

I'm tired too

[jagged widget]

i did this for my no status arcane build

[opal crest]

Oh facts

[celest remnant]

TIRED OF THE WEAKNESS OF MY OPPONENTS NON-OTTER FLESH

[sour lagoon]

I got some sleep but I think it’s cause I took a vistiril yesterday

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-techpriest-binaric-screeching-screeching-gif-20192683

[jagged widget]

i went to sleep late and woke up before my alarm

whyyyy

[sour lagoon]

I feel bad cause it was my dads birthday yesterday

[sour lagoon]

Worst thing ever

[jagged widget]

happy late birthday to your pops

[jagged widget]

nooo it could be way worse

[sour lagoon]

How so

[jagged widget]

like

not, sleeping

[sour lagoon]

Thank you

[paper seal]

middle of the night

[sour lagoon]

True that

I got an eye appointment here in like 5 hours

I hope my dog is sleeping with them I’ve wanted to look but afraid I’ll wake them

[wispy bison]

silver

[sour lagoon]

Hey Iris

[sick storm]

nature is amazing

[wispy bison]

gay bee?

mark, this is good news

[sick storm]

lgbeet

[wispy bison]

we can finally be bees

[paper seal]

wizards of the coast got me messed up

[sour lagoon]

Who

[jagged widget]

how come

[hot dome]

are you sure

[paper seal]

they been around for a while how come they can't fix their email thingie

[cobalt sphinx]

I love perfume

[wispy bison]

look, i made a steak

[sour lagoon]

Ugh my phone

[sick storm]

do NOT hate on the gay bee

[sour lagoon]

Mmm steak

[hot dome]

you ever see that beekeeper that kept getting coloured honey and it was cause the bees were getting into the local m&m factory

[jagged widget]

theyre old, and dont know how to "fix an email"

[hot dome]

a steak?

[native stream]

:(((

[tender brook]

finished my tenure so im back

[sour lagoon]

I got some steak from our dinner last night I barely ate and some chicken tendies and fries

[jagged widget]

dips!

[sour lagoon]

And then some Kroger sushi

[wispy bison]

yes :(

[sick storm]

no, that's peak tho

[desert robin]

That microspacing woke me tf up man idk how you didnt die at the start

[paper seal]

I tried some email shenanigans with co instead of .com and whatever else people said could work, even went to their site, sometimes you just wonder why

[wispy bison]

ah i see the problem see you have the baldachins blessing which is reducing your max hp by 1%

[jagged widget]

mah lorde

[desert robin]

ok i didnt have my glasses on and thought you were closer to the lightning

[queen dagger]

yooo

[celest remnant]

Asian player so flabbergasted by the otter swarm they just up and left

[queen dagger]

how do i get pic perms

[native stream]

for this channel you dont

[paper seal]

flabbergasted love to read it

[celest remnant]

20 messages, and they will not apply to general chat and many other channels

[native stream]

for other channels you chat for a little bit

[queen dagger]

i had something sad to show :

[tender brook]

#media-and-links

we'll check what you sent there dw

[sour lagoon]

Hey peak

[queen dagger]

i just died to messmer 248th time :(

and it was close aff

[tender brook]

wassup

what did i miss during exile?

[visual stirrup]

Ok

[sour lagoon]

I knew something happened what did u do 😭

I noticed ur name was white the other day

[tender brook]

nothing fam self imposed exile

long story

[sour lagoon]

It do be like that

[tender brook]

small matter but nonetheless

fact is that the problem has been resolved and my self imposed exile of 4 days as previously mentioned is complete

[sour lagoon]

Good to see you back

[tender brook]

.

[sour lagoon]

Not much been visiting with my family it was my dads birthday yesterday and I’m building a new garden bed but my drill died and I had to charge it yesterday

Went and got some ghost pepper and another bell pepper plant

Finally repotted my strawberries

[desert robin]

Gardening is so cool, hell yeah

[sour lagoon]

I would post pics but it’s dark

[molten lichen]

Margherita Pizza

[sour lagoon]

Thanks mate

[desert robin]

Wanna grow some herbs to smoke for flavor

A lil mint, lavender, the like

[sour lagoon]

No lavender I’ve never cooked with that

🤔

[tender brook]

Ooh ghost peppers are very spicy

For something less spicy try black chillies

The plants are very thin but easy to maintain

[desert robin]

Probably not the best for cooking but it smokes nice I hear

[sour lagoon]

I got Anaheim, ghost, and tobasco

[tender brook]

Did you tease the roots? (Very important)

[sour lagoon]

What does that mean

Like crumble them a lil

[celest remnant]

You have to call em mean names

really get in there

[tender brook]

Yeah like scatter the bottom of the soil of the roots

[celest remnant]

"You're ugly ass roots, never good for nothin but taking in water and providing NOTHING"

[wispy bison]

logic

[celest remnant]

hm?

[tender brook]

Lmao

[sour lagoon]

I called them beautiful b words

[tender brook]

lol

[tender brook]

Hmm

[sour lagoon]

I plan on making salsa with ghost

Anaheim and tobasco might make a good ass sauce

[wispy bison]

tuff six seven phonk

[sour lagoon]

Idk maybe I should have got some garlic instead of ghost pepper

I can always get another pot

[sour lagoon]

It’s been awhile since I’ve played them some music maybe some grindcore

[native stream]

I genuinely hate how much the shock thing denies punishes above all else

[tender brook]

If you are new to gardening, try Thai basil. Very hardy, good smell and give seeds readily for propagation. Any basil works.

I have holy basil and just scattering their seeds in the wind made every crack in my tile paved garden path spring alive with tons of basil

[sour lagoon]

Nah last time I played them music it was the hunters dream ost

[paper seal]

does music really help plants grow

[native stream]

I need to eat something to get some sugar in my body I think

[paper seal]

ya

[sour lagoon]

Yea it makes them happy

[native stream]

maybe then I can focus on the boss better

[sour lagoon]

Apparently

[tender brook]

No but ngl ASOIAF audiobooks lowkey do

[sour lagoon]

If you play calming relaxing music

[tender brook]

Cause I put that stuff on speaker and trust me the desert rose has been blooming

[sour lagoon]

Classical is great I bet reggae is good

Maybe I should play fire link shrine from dsr next

[paper seal]

you out here trying to create a dragon plant

i dont like asoiaf

[tender brook]

Though seaweed extract is a better investment for plants compared to songs

[paper seal]

or when people say asoiaf rather

because you could just say game of thrones

[sour lagoon]

I’m using regular Italian basil I saw the holy basil as well as some purple basil tho

[paper seal]

feels more natural

[tender brook]

I mean desert rose sap is very poisonous (cardiac glycosides can pretty much stop the heart)

[tender brook]

I have that too

[tender brook]

Fr but I used the acronym as that doesn’t get confused with the HBO series as much

[paper seal]

fair

but the same with the new knight show

akotsk

[tender brook]

Dunk and egg?

[paper seal]

like what is that

not sure what else you could say but surely theres something better

[paper seal]

ya

[tender brook]

Lowkey sounds like a Siberian shamanic name ngl

[paper seal]

great show

[paper seal]

sounds like some cult

[tender brook]

My dad hated it as apparently one of the first episodes shows someone taking a fat dump

[sour lagoon]

I have rosemary, basil, oregano, parsley, 2x cilantro, lemon boy tomato, German queen tomato, beefsteak tomato, Cherokee coal tomato, Anaheim pepper, ghost pepper, tobasco, 3x sweet peppers, a bunch of onion, 2x strawberries, and a sweet mint which is in its own pot as well as the strawberries, oh yea and 2x romaine, and 2x purple kale

[paper seal]

oh yeah it does

they did not have to do that but it's whatever

[tender brook]

Holy that’s an amazing collection

[tender brook]

lol

[sour lagoon]

I want to get a catnip plant and put it in my sunroom for my kitty

[graceful quartz]

how to avoid parry of radagon I am using blasphemous blade

[sour lagoon]

Someone told me onions grow well with strawberries

[manic ice]

[sour lagoon]

Some nice old lady

[tender brook]

I don’t keep much inventory of the ground floor garden, but on the terrace I grow desert rose, two small trees of some fragrant flower, cats claw, some trumpet looking flower, bougainvillea x3, hibiscus, pea flower, bleeding heart, morning glory, some alien looking flower, bridal bouquet, lemon, sweet lime, etc.

[sour lagoon]

I don’t know most of those plants lol

Are they for medicine

[manic ice]

Hibiscus tea ❤️‍🩹

[sour lagoon]

I would love lemons and limes but don’t those need like tropical climates or grown indoors

[tender brook]

Never had it

Used hibiscus infused hair oil tho

[sour lagoon]

Oh yea I was maybe gonna get a pot of aloe Vera

[tender brook]

Where I live is tropical

[tender brook]

Had that too. 2 varieties at a time

[wispy bison]

i had hibiscus juice not long ago

[manic ice]

It is faintly sweet, very nice

[wispy bison]

it tasted so artificial and it was almost blood red

[sour lagoon]

Aloe Vera juice drinks are pretty good and they have cleansing properties

The aloe Vera

[tender brook]

Flower garden mostly and some plants downstairs do produce medicine

[manic ice]

Natural flavor flavored with natural flavors

[tender brook]

Hmm

[wanton scaffold]

When will I get the Elden Ring

[tender brook]

That’s if you grind the flowers down fam

[sour lagoon]

I want to replace my medicine with herbs

That would be dope

[tender brook]

When you become Elden lord

[manic ice]

Ginger‼️ ‼️

[wanton scaffold]

Which finger do I use it on

[tender brook]

Lowkey my desert rose is similar to waypoint ruins Miranda flower

Both are pink and both are poisonous

[wanton scaffold]

I have yet to try finger, but hole

[sour lagoon]

I heard that’s good for low energy and beets are good for headaches

I think

[wispy bison]

oh my god can this enby wake up already

i wanna play slay the spire

[tender brook]

Definitely try 🔥✌️🥀

[tender brook]

It’s not an actual ring but a concept

I think idk

[manic ice]

Ahhh interezzting, I know a lot of people use ginger to help with infections or sickness, good for the gut ✅ ✅

[wanton scaffold]

Fort, night

[sour lagoon]

Ooh nice

[manic ice]

I'll have to try the beets thing

[tender brook]

The old nite fell off hard

[wanton scaffold]

Are you named wagyu because you have a massive fat percentage

[sour lagoon]

Damn

[wanton scaffold]

Or because you're expensive

[manic ice]

I don't think I've given myself the chance to answer something like that

[wanton scaffold]

But which one is it

[sour lagoon]

I forgot I also have half a burrito and a couple mini tacos from Jack in the box

[wanton scaffold]

It has only two meanings

[sour lagoon]

I’m set tomorrow

[wanton scaffold]

A third meaning is you're japanese

[sour lagoon]

Burrito from Qdoba

[wanton scaffold]

Because the cow species is japanese

[sour lagoon]

Breakfast at that

[celest remnant]

Japanese cows? What's next, FRENCH canadians?

Crazy talk

[sour lagoon]

🦜

[manic ice]

I like the idea of how the cows are processed, from the cow's birth to it's death

[hot dome]

boy do I have news for you

[wanton scaffold]

So you see yourself like a cow

Or do you like cows

[sour lagoon]

🐒

[manic ice]

Imagine your life confined to a pulley, carrying you around to either eat or to excrete waste

[sour lagoon]

I’m hungry and tired

[manic ice]

Something something life

[wanton scaffold]

So you feel trapped into a system

That's why you named yourself Wagyu

A product from suffering

[sour lagoon]

Nothing like reminding me that the beef we eat is gross af

[manic ice]

Is it that interesting to you

[wanton scaffold]

I study philosophy

So yea it is pretty interesting

[sour lagoon]

My father did that as well

Studied philosophy

[manic ice]

I wouldn't consider myself of such significance haha,

[wanton scaffold]

And philosophy relies on perspective

[sour lagoon]

Maybe I should start eating lamb

[wanton scaffold]

How others see things

[sour lagoon]

Lamb is great

[hot dome]

lamb is so good

[sour lagoon]

It’s just expensive

[sour lagoon]

[wanton scaffold]

Like, you see a pile of poop, I see fertilizer

[sour lagoon]

How do u make text or emojis bigger

[outer ridge]

howdy partners

[wanton scaffold]

That's philosophy

[hot dome]

I use the sticker

[outer ridge]

why we talking about poop

[wanton scaffold]

It's about philosophy

[hot dome]

this is the emoji

[wanton scaffold]

Perspective

Heard of the concept of Doublethink?

[sour lagoon]

That’s crispy

Poop philosophy

[hot dome]

think twice? buddy i don't even thinks once

[wanton scaffold]

Believing a lie to be a fact, despite knowing it's a lie

That is Doublethink

[outer ridge]

ong

[hot dome]

when would you use this

[sour lagoon]

I speak before I think

[wispy bison]

i only know of dual cast, which evokes my rightmost orb twice

[nova canyon]

like this

[sour lagoon]

How do I learn this magic

[manic ice]

I mean, propaganda, or how we gravitate to information that appeals to what we think we know

[hot dome]

I only know pot of greed, which let's me draw 2 additional cards from my deck

[tired forge]

you don't

[nova canyon]

-# u cant

[sour lagoon]

I must

[hot dome]

I then summon pot of greed

[tired forge]

why shall thee

[wanton scaffold]

Well it's philosophy, it's very hard to understand but once you see past the words, past the mimicry, you see meaning, purpose

Something others understand while most don't

[wanton scaffold]

Drowning in a sea of knowledge

[nova canyon]

you gotta do the thing

[wanton scaffold]

Is the best way i can describe it

[sour lagoon]

How do I do the thing

Thing thing

[tired forge]

like that

[sour lagoon]

That was a fun online game

[manic ice]

Discord battlepass, $35 monthly subscription

[sour lagoon]

Grosssssss

I thought it was cheaper than that

[tired forge]

level 10 unlocks nitro for 1 day

[sour lagoon]

How do I get level 10

Or level 1

[tired forge]

Speak

[paper seal]

mini games

[hot dome]

give me 500 quid

[graceful quartz]

which ending to get

[graceful quartz]

ranni or normal

[sour lagoon]

Bro what is this

[graceful quartz]

i have 2 options only

[hot dome]

ranni

[paper seal]

I chose ranni

[graceful quartz]

ok

[wispy bison]

normal

[graceful quartz]

done got ranni

[wispy bison]

L

[manic ice]

There is an odd lackluster amount of Dung Eater in your question

[paper seal]

yaa

[tired forge]

||frenzied flame||

[nova canyon]

Best ending

[manic ice]

Real life ending 💔

[nova canyon]

U get mega diarrhea

[sour lagoon]

In real life we do the frenzy flame

[manic ice]

Oh my

[tired forge]

nah we do the regular ending

[sour lagoon]

Just kidding

[wanton scaffold]

Dung Eater is my middle name

[graceful quartz]

blasphemous blade is goated

[wanton scaffold]

Time to eat your dung

[graceful quartz]

it made me win my last battle

[sour lagoon]

I’m hungry but not that hungry