general-discussion

[green gust]

Makes 0 sense

[jagged widget]

hi

[paper seal]

greetings

[jagged widget]

takes a load off of community mods

[paper seal]

makes alot of sense actually

[green gust]

? Why would yall care if i named him

[exotic rock]

pause

[plush blade]

i remember the time some kid with a tung tung tung sahur profile pic was in the server once...

[lavish yacht]

Mods are watching always 👀👀👀THEYRE IN OUR HOUSES INSIDE OUR WALLS

[twilit hedge]

Hahahaha

[celest remnant]

This is rooted in both theoretical science and practical science, it centers around the conversion process from person to digital entity, and the science they use is in its proto-stages. (In the show, they use a series of lasers to capture high fidelity images of neural pathways in the human to be converteds brain. This has the unfortunate side effect of hollowing out that persons head. The moral ambiguity of the series is unironically the ship of Theseus dilemma.)

[jagged widget]

because it only causes undesired hassle and contreversies

[hardy drift]

not mine

[lavish yacht]

Big brother is watching

[twilit hedge]

One of my friends is finally going to play dbd 2v8 with me later!

[green gust]

But hes a world leader rn it makes 0 sense sure i dont like him either but thats a bit far hes not a austrian painter lol

[wind marsh]

something about minimizing discussions about politics in any way

[celest remnant]

Our version at the moment is manually mapping neural pathways using high fidelity imaging, not nearly as invasive, and so far, we've digitally mapped a fruitfly brain

[plush blade]

there is definately someone in here who defends him with his life and someone else in the opposite

[twilit hedge]

stop spamming banned

[exotic rock]

Dbd fan🔥

[plush blade]

also its not relevant to elden ring

[lavish yacht]

Probably multiple people tbh

[jagged widget]

some would argue that not to be the case

[earnest latch]

finally my weapon is +9.. now I just need to some how get to mogh..

[jagged widget]

very loudly too

[twilit hedge]

Silent Hill and Scream Enthusiast

[wind marsh]

the modern day painter already exists just take a look over at big ben

[green gust]

Wym that Donald is like the austrian painter?

[plush blade]

people worship him so its gonna end badly either way

[jagged widget]

or the complete opposite

[hot dome]

a lot of people hate him its never generally a calm conversation when hes brought up

[exotic rock]

mmmm im planning on playing silent hill

[hot dome]

silent peak

[twilit hedge]

keep the POLITICS out of chat or you’re all banned

i have my eye on all of you

[earnest latch]

Is moghs area the only place you can get a somebr +10?

[twilit hedge]

eyes

[green gust]

Hmmmm

[kind mountain]

Should I just pec fly until I can’t push

[hot dome]

no

[plush blade]

please at least 1 person here played still wakes the deep...

[twilit hedge]

silent hill 2

[earnest latch]

phew cuz I lwk killed varre

[wind marsh]

no

[green gust]

True i was just making a joke when naming him

But its still weird that his name is considered q curse word

[twilit hedge]

no you scan get some set10 in vlargos shack

[forest nimbus]

no but it's te easiest

[earnest latch]

can you get to mogh without varre?

[celest remnant]

holy i didn't realize retro city rampage has been running this entire time

[twilit hedge]

Yes

[wind marsh]

yeah

[hot dome]

yeah

[celest remnant]

tabbed into it and scared myself with the main menu theme

[wind marsh]

in concentrated snowfield

[earnest latch]

lemme find a guide brb

[twilit hedge]

Banned

[forest nimbus]

there is a portal on mountains

[paper seal]

that is one old game

[wind marsh]

i thought it was the snowfield

[earnest latch]

by volcano?

[wind marsh]

is it not

[earnest latch]

or mountain top?

[twilit hedge]

There is a portal on mountains

[forest nimbus]

no

[plush blade]

the snowwy one

[wind marsh]

mountaintops of the giants

[twilit hedge]

Go to the grand desert

[forest nimbus]

snow mountains of giants

[green gust]

Putin

Why can i say putin

[molten lichen]

Alaska

[forest nimbus]

yes

[green gust]

🤣🥲

[earnest latch]

grand desert?

[thin harbor]

holy moly its big boss

[twilit hedge]

no it’s the grand desert of dasiah

[plush blade]

imo he's not as relevent to the general public

[celest remnant]

gross youtube don't you dare shove that ai waifu nonsense in my face

[hot dome]

No! That is not Solid Snake!

[celest remnant]

especially elden ring flavored

[twilit hedge]

yeah it’s the secret area and it’s very hard

[green gust]

Hes more relevant then trmp now

[celest remnant]

Ay, no political talk

[twilit hedge]

I can’t wait for the Elden Ring movie…

[plush blade]

my bad og

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-nah-finger-wag-no-way-gif-17477617

[twilit hedge]

So many hot wives…

So many hot maidens…

[plush blade]

gng what...

[thin harbor]

true that is NOT solid snake

[green gust]

Mf elaborate to me how putin is allowed to be said but not lil donald

[forest nimbus]

.....

[craggy current]

Warhammer is too expensive

[earnest latch]

Radahn's catacombs?

[twilit hedge]

ok so buy the cheap edition

[plush blade]

he lies

[hot dome]

theyve probably had more issues with the big orange being brought up then they have putin

[paper seal]

they are messing with you

[celest remnant]

likely because we haven't bothered due to lack of use

[craggy current]

The miniature game

[earnest latch]

🥹

[twilit hedge]

no it’s called the Grand Desert of Dasiah you access it through a secret path in altus plateau

[celest remnant]

We basically add words to the filter 1 word at a time on consensus

[spare spear]

That and avengers doomsday

[hot dome]

im sure if you make the putin thing a big enough issue they'll blacklist it

[earnest latch]

🙏 im going too invade you..

[green gust]

Lets do it

[paper seal]

let's not

[twilit hedge]

i wont be able to watch any unfortunately because i have to go to the theatres on june 5th to see the new heman movie during the TADC event.

[plush blade]

dune part 3🥹

[past jacinth]

Who do yall think wins, The Tarnished or The Hunter from Bloodbourne

[green gust]

Hunter

[twilit hedge]

banned

[river coral]

yo why cant i join vc bruh

[hot dome]

can't wait

[paper seal]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[earnest latch]

do I need to kill godrick (butter version) and the fallen omen king?

[plush blade]

tarnished (if frenzied flame ending)

[hot dome]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[twilit hedge]

Yes

[river coral]

alr i mjs stupid and blind then

[green gust]

Hunter if god ending

[whole walrus]

godefroy isnt mandatory

[spare spear]

Doomsday comes out in December no?

[plush blade]

thats true

[twilit hedge]

yep and i won’t be able to survive until then

[spare spear]

Regardless doomsday better be peak

[plush blade]

imo frenzied flame still beats god ending

[green gust]

If not imma destroy my room

[brittle bay]

hunter with 0 insight solos

[twilit hedge]

i will die to poison status effect on june 5th because of the tadc promotion

[spare spear]

Same

[twilit hedge]

trying to watch the new he-man

[spare spear]

Dr doom is peak marvel villain

[green gust]

Been waiting for years now

[twilit hedge]

He was in fortnite

[brittle bay]

proccing frenzy on a hunter with zero insight wont do anything

[plush blade]

idc if timmy chevrolet was rude to the ballet and opera community its gonna be sick

[forest nimbus]

the best one

[spare spear]

Leave

[green gust]

Maybe

But hunter is deffo up there

[spare spear]

So based

[hot dome]

timothee was barely rude

[plush blade]

his statement was true but still in bad taste

[hardy drift]

Bruuuhh

[hot dome]

he pointed out how the ballet and opera community needs saving and hes not wrong in the slightest

[hardy drift]

I'm watching the lorax in health

[green gust]

I need metal gear solid movies produced by kojima

[plush blade]

thas just me thoe

[hot dome]

dozens of ballet artists came out and said that he was right and people shouldn't hate him for it

[forest nimbus]

i read the comic

secret war

[celest remnant]

I read your mind

[green gust]

You watching lorax?

[plush blade]

either way i NEEEED part 3❤️‍🩹

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/psycho-mantis-gif-18324388

[hardy drift]

for some reason yeah

idfk what the lorax has to do with personal health

[green gust]

How baaaaaaad can i be? How bad can i possibly be

[forest nimbus]

do i need to be worried?

[celest remnant]

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and for some reason, they're speaking binary!

[whole walrus]

mine speaks utf8

[twilit hedge]

banned

[paper seal]

you're choso you're fine

[celest remnant]

I'll uh, release the box to the general public if 9 billion rupees (the hyrule currency) are not deposited into my account before midnight tonight

[twilit hedge]

i couldn’t tell if the new superman movie or the new fantastic four movie was better last year

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/tingle-zelda-gif-13419677

[paper seal]

Hyrule mentioned

[celest remnant]

Don't test me buddy I'm clearly serious

[twilit hedge]

banned

[plush blade]

@green gust patches scales multiversal so it dont matter

[spare spear]

I better be screaming the cinema when doom appears

[green gust]

Wjat do you mean?

[forest nimbus]

aura choso

[celest remnant]

It's gonna be a remake of the original doom film but the rock is now chris rock

[twilit hedge]

If my theatre screams im banning all of them

[plush blade]

He solos tarnished and hunter no diff

[twilit hedge]

what doom film

like the doomslayer

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/karl-urban-nervous-raphael-van-helsing-gif-12517076

[twilit hedge]

?

[green gust]

Who

[spare spear]

Lmao I was on About dr doom

[plush blade]

Patches

[green gust]

Miyazaki?

[celest remnant]

No, this is a precursor to the games

[forest nimbus]

damn

[green gust]

🤣

[plush blade]

You might be onto something...

[celest remnant]

Russel Crowe plays a member of the marine team sent through the initial portal to mars to check on the researchers

[twilit hedge]

no i know i was just talking about the franchises iconic character for reference

[sour lagoon]

Me after a stoagie

[celest remnant]

Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson plays the overarching antagonist in a surprise twist

and loses, a major contrary to what people believe goes in his contracts

[forest nimbus]

lmao peak

[spare spear]

Im gonna get a PC soon

[burnt tulip]

Can we have the rock play ranni in the elden ring movie

[celest remnant]

(People mandela effect the no lose clause that vin diesal includes in his contracts over to ol dwayne)

[burnt tulip]

So peak fast and fueious

[raw atlas]

Sometimes we paint the bars of our own prison

[plush blade]

@celest remnant out of curiousity whats it like being a mod

[forest nimbus]

good investiment bud

[celest remnant]

Same as being a user but at any moment, I can be called to go investigate something gross or racist

So, measurably worse.

[plush blade]

Interesting

Thanks

[stoic iron]

mod talk in not allowed in this server.

opal banish this guy

[celest remnant]

No backseat modding

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-divine-death-blast-cwitchy-skeleton-dark-lord-gif-12282344258112708312

[plush blade]

What did i do💔

[paper seal]

rule 14

[earnest latch]

I hate godfrey's delayed slashes...

its by like half a second..

[paper seal]

you'll feel them in the gut eventually

[forest nimbus]

that doesn't talk abt asking smthing about mods

[sour lagoon]

My parents taking a 30 minute bathroom break, I go in and do the same, then I took too long cause they had to use the bathroom and they’re on the way to the store to use theirs

[paper seal]

mod is mod no context can save that

[simple vortex]

Hello.
Picking up Elden Ring after a while, is really fun.
Started a new game, trying out strength.

[plush blade]

Be fr im genuinely gullible

[paper seal]

enjoy your time gang

[sour lagoon]

I love Rob zombies cover of helter skelter

[stoic iron]

i was joking lmao

[simple vortex]

Picked up the Greatsword super early, really dang fun. 😄

[plush blade]

I panicked for a good 2 seconds💔

[stoic iron]

mod talk, as in game modification or mods, is not allowed
mod talk, as in moderators, is allowed

[sour lagoon]

Praise the poise

[simple vortex]

Also surprised the game actually runs at all on my laptop, latitude 5530.

[plush blade]

Im running on 6 hours of sleep after a whole day of failing billiards

[paper seal]

crouch pokes are your friend

[earnest latch]

I need sum cooler armor then scaled

[simple vortex]

But crouch pokes don't make clang noise 😢

[fleet pond]

[sour lagoon]

I’m having fun with my Zamor cs bhf ps build

[paper seal]

tree crucible knight goes hard

[forest nimbus]

lol

[plush blade]

Hoslo

[paper seal]

with the spiral horn shield on the back

[simple vortex]

Last time I played, I tried int stuff. Was okay.

[sour lagoon]

Although atm I don’t have the end to ps with bhf

So just Zamor cs build atm

[earnest latch]

yay Godfrey 4 tries

[forest nimbus]

use lion's claw aow and the game's gonna be a lot funnier
genuine bonk

[paper seal]

congrats gang

[sour lagoon]

Forget the flowing curved sword Zamor L1s are noice

[hot dome]

just had to mess with one of these at work lol

[spare spear]

Yup, access to more things and and I can help out making my game with my mate a lot more

[paper seal]

the misses are annoying tho

[fleet pond]

Ask in #elden-fashion or in #1114247816416612483 / #1290721384984739860 and I'll get round to it

[sour lagoon]

Or braggarts roar on a blood gs build

[plush blade]

Is it just me or is godfrey straighr hell for int users

[paper seal]

you can just use moonveil

[jagged widget]

you should melee him phase 1

[forest nimbus]

yuh

[plush blade]

Used moonlight gs

[simple vortex]

Looks real fun.
Can I still slap napalm and holy water on it, even with that infusion?

[forest nimbus]

unfortunately

[fleet pond]

Use like night comet or something with a short casting time

[forest nimbus]

yeah i think

aow is not infusion

so yep

[drowsy turret]

why is dark souls remastered so trash

[plush blade]

He was genuinely tanking everything..💔

[paper seal]

weapon level

[plush blade]

It was a long time ago so around 10+

[drowsy turret]

I would rather play steal a brainrot than play dark souls

[jagged widget]

lord have mercy

[plush blade]

Remake cannot be that bad

[simple vortex]

Eh. DS3 was fun.

[drowsy turret]

ive been stuck on duo gargs for more than 20 attempts

the run back is literally worse than the boss

[pastel cove]

is bleed the best infusion for rivers of blood

[fleet pond]

Just play the long game then

[jagged widget]

you cant infuse rob

[plush blade]

Took me a good two weeks to beat him

[paper seal]

you can summon two peeps for that fight I think

needa find them tho

[fleet pond]

You cannot infuse ROB

[drowsy turret]

I talked to the sun dude and told me to summon him but WHERE

[twilit hedge]

ranni can u be my gf

[paper seal]

you need to lose or gain humanity or sum

[pastel cove]

yeah but hear me out. the rob does 70 bleed per hit, and blood infused weapons do 60 bleed per hit so if I add blood infusion to rivers of blood thta would do 130 per hit because 70+60 is 130

[arctic frost]

[pastel cove]

oh nevermind i thought you could

[paper seal]

not sure which one it was, then prolly the one aren't right now

[plush blade]

Not enough insight

[drowsy turret]

yeah. no

[jagged widget]

dense

[paper seal]

there is an option at the bonfire

[twilit hedge]

🫩

forever alone

[plush blade]

Exactly why you cant

[drowsy turret]

I tried with no humanity but it didnt work but I will liiterally lose my humanity before I get to the boss

[pastel cove]

I guess youve got a point

[drowsy turret]

iin the game and in real liife

[pastel cove]

130 bleed buildup on hit would be OP

[twilit hedge]

Ok

[pastel cove]

at that rate you could even bleed maliketh, who's very resistant to bleed

[fleet pond]

Pretty sure you can get more than that

[plush blade]

Speking of infusions

[paper seal]

Well I quit the game because of that fight, and then came back, beat it, and quit because of another thing a bit later, a forest with gank after gank

[twilit hedge]

banned

[plush blade]

I wished rot infusions were a thing😔

[plush blade]

Gng what did i do

[jagged widget]

thre are rot weapons

[empty oar]

hiii guyssss

[celest remnant]

let me introduce you to the antspur rapier, the one exception of rot infusions basically being a thing

[dusky dune]

They dont exist?

[twilit hedge]

Banned

[paper seal]

Noticed I do not enjoy playing it and I'm just playing for the sake of having played dark souls 1, at which point it's better to just quit

[plush blade]

Not the same😔

[fleet pond]

Closest is poison

[celest remnant]

the rapier is naturally rot, but it can in a rare instance of fs letting up on weapons restrictions, be set to other affinities and will still produce rot

[plush blade]

Would be funny if you could bleed someone with a hammer

[drowsy turret]

dark souls 1 is makiing me wanna destroy alexander

[celest remnant]

You can, and in many instances, rapidly

[hot dome]

no shame in quitting a game you dont like

[tardy kernel]

pretty easy to do

[hot dome]

as long as you've given it a fair try

[twilit hedge]

Hey, everyone. There’s something I need to ask of you all, my job as Chief Head Ultra Moderator isn’t very easy. Have I been doing a good job lately? Thanks.

[fleet pond]

I believe that the rot build up is slightly worse if you put an infusion on it tho

[plush blade]

Not as a grease btw

[paper seal]

yaa ❤️

[tardy kernel]

blood affinity

[celest remnant]

Yeah of course but the options there at least

[tardy kernel]

or use a spiked club w innate bleed

[green gust]

Idk the boys is kinda mid tbf w yall

[celest remnant]

gonna use a spiked club on YOU

[tardy kernel]

😪

[twilit hedge]

banned for threats

[paper seal]

yesh stop being mean

[twilit hedge]

i banned you like a week ago you can’t speak here

[hardy drift]

happy birthday daniel

[twilit hedge]

banned

[paper seal]

sorry

[whole walrus]

trade

[hardy drift]

why

[whole walrus]

lmao

[fleet pond]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[twilit hedge]

banned

[whole walrus]

im censored in other channels but i can say trade here

[hardy drift]

#trading-gateway

[whole walrus]

cause i didnt link my acc

[fleet pond]

No, I'm a mod I have power over you

[twilit hedge]

no im chief head ultra moderator

that’s the highest role below owner

[harsh wharf]

Yea well I'm your mom
Stop being mean to people online

[twilit hedge]

actually it was settled in court that u dont have custody of me and i haven’t seen u since i was 4

Banned.

[shut relic]

Damn judge got divorced and lost the kid

[twilit hedge]

my dad wasn’t married

[fleet pond]

New Judge lore

[hardy drift]

Can you be my mom too

[harsh wharf]

I'm back now because you've turned into too much of a grouch
What happened to the little 4 year old munchkin listening to your father and I fight

[harsh wharf]

I'll think about it
Children are difficult in this economy

[twilit hedge]

last time i saw u you made me ur new boyfriend kiss me

and he looked like a hamster

[plush blade]

Its an investment

[harsh wharf]

It's called bonding

[shut relic]

Crazy

[twilit hedge]

on my birthday too

[rapid atlas]

trade

[harsh wharf]

Since when would I ever get money back from this exchange

[hardy drift]

You'd be like my 3rd mom in this server

[plush blade]

Asian strat

[harsh wharf]

He's the one who got the cake, it was necessary

[harsh wharf]

Right I am half korean..

[twilit hedge]

ok so ur not my mom because there wasn’t cake when that happened

banned for impersonating my mom that i hate

[harsh wharf]

I am the best one because I raise my children strong

My child WILL fight tree sentinel right out the box

[twilit hedge]

what do you mean box

[river raven]

Lemme write that down ✍️

[twilit hedge]

do you keep ur children in boxes with no breathing holes that’s messed up

[harsh wharf]

I'm not gonna lie to you kiddo we ate it without you

[jagged widget]

do you order your children from amazon

[hardy drift]

I'm very strong

[twilit hedge]

Banned

[harsh wharf]

I get them from the storks

[hardy drift]

d3rlord mentioned

[jagged widget]

but they use cloth

[green gust]

I take it back ep 5 is goated

[harsh wharf]

Good, but with me you will become independent and unstoppable
It's called conditioning, the main method is neglect

[twilit hedge]

MY children will fight crabulon right outside my wife terraria dryad

[earnest latch]

I hate cutscenes cuz you always spawn up the bosses yk

[stark monolith]

Hi can any body give me a giant crusher

[harsh wharf]

Boxes turned out more cost effective, and can deliver bigger babies

[twilit hedge]

Ask judge

[harsh wharf]

Ask your father
The third one

[hot dome]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[twilit hedge]

how does one get the elden ring expert role im an expert

[hardy drift]

I know all about that

[jagged widget]

so this is why obese people are on a rise

[hardy drift]

Help people amd prove your worth

[harsh wharf]

That's why you're strong
See? It worked out.

[stark monolith]

I just asked

[twilit hedge]

i did

[stark monolith]

Not that deep

[jagged widget]

and be liked by other experts

[hot dome]

need a fist only pcr kill ng+7 no roll no parry no run no block no flask

[twilit hedge]

i am

[twilit hedge]

i did that

[jagged widget]

🤥

[hardy drift]

Wow. Inspirational

[earnest latch]

Morgott the fallen omen king first try yay! Melina carried btw

[hardy drift]

It's not enough. It's never enough.

[harsh wharf]

My mother did the same with me, and I turned out to be Elden Lord
Bad reasonably detached parenting can go a long way

[twilit hedge]

I’m best friends with everyone in this server

[jagged widget]

i'd like a 10 minute speed course to become strong and powerful and independant

*AND smart

[harsh wharf]

The expert role would look good on you
To the sheets you go

[twilit hedge]

banned

[harsh wharf]

You can't ban your own mother

[jagged widget]

hrrraaaaahhhhh raaaahhh

[earnest latch]

wait by burning the thornes does Melina die?

[hardy drift]

Yes but I'm not an expert unfortunately, just a nobody these days 🐺🐺🐺

[fleet pond]

!ban @twilit hedge

[weary kindle]

🚫 countwhilemii, you can't use that.

[fleet pond]

Ahh

[harsh wharf]

All I gotta do is lovingly raise you for the first 8 minutes, pack up and leave for the last bit
Very effective

[whole walrus]

stop being so emo 🥀

[twilit hedge]

!ban @harsh wharf

[weary kindle]

🚫 camping_coach, you can't use that.

[hardy drift]

Ahh(zek Ahriman, Lover of Food)

[jagged widget]

[twilit hedge]

why is the bot lying

i can use that

[harsh wharf]

You wish kiddo

[jagged widget]

"ahh" ahh 💔

[burnt tulip]

yo guys if i dont do the manor quest i cant get counter against milaketh?

[whole walrus]

cant get blasphemous claw

[twilit hedge]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[burnt tulip]

🙁

[hardy drift]

It's true, I'm just a nobody, but some people call me the villain...🐺🐺🖤🖤

[kind mountain]

Hi

[harsh wharf]

No child of mine is a nobody
You're a warrior
Not a very well known one but a fighter nonetheless

[fleet pond]

[hardy drift]

Pie

[fleet pond]

What kind of pie?

[whole walrus]

pizza

or

[hardy drift]

Idk I hate pie

[whole walrus]

3.14159265358979323

[harsh wharf]

If I don't abandon my children, who will?

[kind mountain]

Is pizza a pie

[hot dome]

no

[fleet pond]

No.

[jagged widget]

flat pie

[hardy drift]

me

[kind mountain]

Is the Eucharist a pie

[hardy drift]

That's pi not pie

[harsh wharf]

Mathematics jumpscare

[jagged widget]

3.14159e

even scarier mathematics

[plush blade]

Im back gng

[harsh wharf]

I can take care of and later drop the children myself
Unless you want to be a mother of warriors aswell

[spare spear]

A^2 = B^2 + C^2 -2bcCosA

[kind mountain]

If pizza is not a pie why does people say pizza pie

[paper seal]

because they can

[winter steeple]

Hey I'm trying to make a fath build what wepion should I use

[burnt tulip]

yo maliketh is a little hard?

[harsh wharf]

Because there are pies based on pizzas..?

[jagged widget]

oh hells

[plush blade]

Slap holy on anything

[tardy kernel]

is the weapon the focus or incants

[harsh wharf]

Dunno, he's wearing armour

[fleet pond]

6.02214179x10^23

[burnt tulip]

I have a katana

[winter steeple]

The weapon

[paper seal]

he's very agile

[jagged widget]

avocado

[hot dome]

apparently it came from Italian immigrants originally calling pizza "tomato pie" to sell it to Americans rather than calling it pizza

[hardy drift]

Yk what else is hard? ||having fun playing elden ring 😂||

[paper seal]

🚪

[dusky dune]

An apple is not an apple pie

[burnt tulip]

Second part isnt hard at all

[harsh wharf]

You didn't get the joke 😔

[tardy kernel]

erdsteel dagger is my go to
u can use anything from the image and it will be strong

[hardy drift]

oh my flashbang

[burnt tulip]

I am the joke

[spare spear]

That’s likes saying cheese isnt a pie

[dusky dune]

It isnt

[twilit hedge]

yeah mesaaedl is my go to

[dusky dune]

Cheese is what the moon is made of

[plush blade]

I didnt know carian thrusting shield was so diverse

[spare spear]

Yes

[twilit hedge]

Hahahaha people in this server are so funny

[dusky dune]

Magnetic minerals

[thin harbor]

hello chat

[chilly agate]

true

[thin harbor]

how is everyone doing

[dusky dune]

Helloo

[twilit hedge]

banned

[chilly agate]

snakee

[tardy kernel]

its just the better version of the 2 thrusting shields in the game

[thin harbor]

its bait

[hot dome]

hello big boss

[tardy kernel]

isnt really another option

[sleek shuttle]

I'll punch you

[twilit hedge]

No, You are Banned Mark.

[harsh wharf]

I'll munch you

[burnt tulip]

I put lihghting on my katan

[thin harbor]

greetings

[plush blade]

I thought it was rhe obly one😭

[thin harbor]

who is mark

[twilit hedge]

Hello

[chilly agate]

@raven spear

[celest remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255127939989766187/1494034392266575933/GRElCPJN.gif

[twilit hedge]

NO

[thin harbor]

who is this??

[chilly agate]

Mark Elden Ring

[hardy drift]

oh my god so cute

[twilit hedge]

cat gif banned

[celest remnant]

!ban @twilit hedge banned

[weary kindle]

🚫 Chapter Master Logic, you can't use that.

[sleek shuttle]

Awww

[harsh wharf]

The cat is being piloted

[chilly agate]

!ban @celest remnant no reason

[jagged widget]

oh god

[weary kindle]

🚫 ionizingparticles, you can't use that.

[twilit hedge]

my virtual life in this server flashed before my eyes

[harsh wharf]

One day..

[twilit hedge]

what happened

[sleek shuttle]

I hate cats

[hardy drift]

has anyone else had an abnormal amount of bot friend requests

[twilit hedge]

im a dog person

[jagged widget]

not lately

[twilit hedge]

i hate dogs

[paper seal]

not really

[chilly agate]

yea i spam ascii art when they add me

[sleek shuttle]

I hate dogs as well

[harsh wharf]

I get one atleast every day or two

[hardy drift]

I've gotten 3 today alone its weird

[celest remnant]

I had a ton for awhile, until I began using feedback loops to crash the art bots that come my way

[harsh wharf]

Popular

[chilly agate]

what about birds

[twilit hedge]

banned

[celest remnant]

It's really funny how LLM powered bots respond to being fed a permanent -1 signal

[chilly agate]

if u say banned one more time youre banned buddy

[harsh wharf]

banned²

[paper seal]

it's getting bad

[hardy drift]

ur a mod tho that makes sense

[sleek shuttle]

I like the fact that some birds can see the magnetic field

So kinda debatable

[chilly agate]

i heard they can feel it or something not see it

[celest remnant]

You'd think but I was getting 6+ a day

[twilit hedge]

it reminds me of those twitch bots that join ur stream and ask for ur discord then when they add u charge high prices for that generic “EpicGamerCool” art

[tulip cave]

do i just jump into water to get inside starfall crater or sm

[kind mountain]

Should I eat the left over pizza

[sleek shuttle]

Lemme check wait

[hardy drift]

cuz ur a mod

[celest remnant]

First thing a scam bot I design would do is scan all available roles for the word "mod" and avoid those people at all costs

[twilit hedge]

You’re banned, stop speaking and stop hacking.

[harsh wharf]

So they can see literal magnetic fields but not windows

[chilly agate]

yeees

[kind mountain]

Ok pepperoni

[chilly agate]

worst pizza topping ever

[kind mountain]

I like pineapple too

[raven fern]

Wonderful

[twilit hedge]

ChatGPT

[harsh wharf]

I honestly think that only tastes good on the vegetarian pizzas I make myself

[chilly agate]

banned

[winter steeple]

Can u help me find one of the great swords I started a new game

[twilit hedge]

you’re banned

[chilly agate]

🪞

[twilit hedge]

no

[sleek shuttle]

" No, birds don’t actually see magnetic fields. They can sense them with a special ability called magnetoreception to help them navigate." You're right 🙏

[chilly agate]

it's in caelid

[twilit hedge]

[sleek shuttle]

Hehe

[chilly agate]

magnetoreception sounds awesome ngl

[twilit hedge]

People will die.

[sleek shuttle]

You are awesome

[hardy drift]

Banning people is pretty cruel — and honestly? That's powerful.

[twilit hedge]

this sounds ai generated banned

[tardy kernel]

i have no info on where you are/what areas you have unlocked
it would be easier and faster for you to search up the weapon location

[sleek shuttle]

Can't wait for your turn to get banned

[twilit hedge]

how do you find the stone of unflambergeance

[tardy kernel]

its over there

[hardy drift]

I'm already banned, you guys have to move on and forget about me

[twilit hedge]

Thanks

[burnt tulip]

why do we have to walk this long ass corridor to fight beast clergyman

[harsh wharf]

Moderators tell stories about Jery around the campfire

[chilly agate]

if you're banned then how are u here? 🤔

[twilit hedge]

can you say we are best friends so i get expert role because i have a big brain

[sleek shuttle]

I wish i can use gifs sometimes

[timid tide]

Bloodborne looks amazing, it honestly doesn't need a visual remaster beyond higher anti aliasing and a frame limit raise

[hardy drift]

I'm not

[burnt tulip]

and we cant use horse

[tardy kernel]

cant spread misinfo twin

[hardy drift]

I'm in y'alls imagination

[twilit hedge]

🫩

[chilly agate]

damn which part

[tardy kernel]

both

[chilly agate]

dam

[timid tide]

SONY!!! Give me a Bloodborne pc port, and my life is yours!!!

[raven fern]

Discord, a place to collect your fellow nerds! Discord is a platform made for gamers, by gamers! Here in the Elden Ring discord server every individual knows of the Game Elden Ring—Banning another member would be quite unfortunate—Losing another member is like losing a part of the family! But in the end the judgement is up to the Admins and Moderators—Enjoy your time in the Elden Ring discord server!

[harsh wharf]

Reminds me of that one uh
"Is there anyone in my house?!"
'No.'
"Oh alright my bad"

[twilit hedge]

Hi, I’m Sony.

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-special-week-oguri-cap-arcuxbellz-gif-8217080769808518559

[twilit hedge]

anime gif banned

[chilly agate]

wrong year buddy

[celest remnant]

There's never a wrong year for Gold Ship

[shrewd shard]

Do we know when tarnished edition will be released?

[twilit hedge]

deltarune is a bad game

[raven fern]

Tomorrow

[harsh wharf]

Did I hear Judgement

[raven fern]

Skilll issue

[chilly agate]

Deltarune is a game

[raven fern]

Thy end is now

[hardy drift]

I got banned 3 years ago and haunt this server until my final wish is granted

[timid tide]

With the bloodborne pc port

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-goldship-skeleton-goldship-roar-goldship-banging-shield-gif-14939892431205000563

[shrewd shard]

I see, so when gta 7 comes out

[harsh wharf]

Is it to have a loving mother?

[twilit hedge]

one more anime gif and im sending your address to my grandpa and he will

[jagged widget]

the question is
will tarnished edition come before or after gta 6

[harsh wharf]

He really will?

[jagged widget]

(very likely before)

[twilit hedge]

Yes

[timid tide]

Sony would genuinely get a billion dollars immediately if they just port Bloodborne

[harsh wharf]

Goodness gracious

[native stream]

sony wants to, fs doesn't care

[harsh wharf]

We can't have nice things

[timid tide]

I thought fs didnt and Sony didnt care

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/grass-wonder-gold-ship-gif-13198821091763445803

[hardy drift]

It's all kiers fault

[chilly agate]

i thought it was fs wants to but sony doesnt care

[timid tide]

Literal best Sony AND Fromsoft game of all time and they won't take the free trillion dollars from a lazy, but working port

[harsh wharf]

I was gonna blame it on Jc but that works too

[native stream]

sony execs pitched the idea of a remake or remaster and fs were like "nah we got other stuff we're working on" lol

besides the studio that handles the remasters went under

[sleek shuttle]

Literally used my imagination seeing you fighting dinosaurs, I wrote a whole story then deleted

[celest remnant]

Oh Logic Fun Fact of the Day:Horsemanship is one of the most powerful effects in magic the gathering, not because of it's actual mechanical power but due to the rarity of horsemanship cards printed

[harsh wharf]

"Would you like to press this button for billions of dollars?"
'Nah I busy rn'

[timid tide]

Literally all they have to do is put it into pc code instead of ps4 code and raise the framerate cap

[kind mountain]

I burnt my pizza

[hardy drift]

Back in 1776 kier from 3 generations ago gave me a leaf but it was poisonous and in 2023 it caused me to get banned from ercord so now I haunt this server

[sleek shuttle]

Awww

[chilly agate]

bluepoint?

[timid tide]

They dont even have to do the second thing

[celest remnant]

Strong mechanical effect, but there's so few horsemanship creatures and it's so specific that there's little incentive to build counter decks

[timid tide]

Hornse

[sleek shuttle]

Chatgpt rejected me

[stuck spear]

can someone help me in comunity help please

[timid tide]

Genuinely fromsoft just saying "nuh uh" when it comes to the quadrillion dollars and make everyone on earth's life button

[celest remnant]

Look at it this way, you were rejected because you lack the ability to gaslight an entity with less intelligence then a toddler

[harsh wharf]

Thankyou for for reminding me that 2023 is already 3 years ago
My hairs are greying by the second
But uh
I think we still blame it on Jc
He could've prevented that or he didn't maybe
Guilty by association
Kier is totally innocent

[timid tide]

Bloodborne should genuinely be legally required to get a pc port, it is that serious 😭

[harsh wharf]

No xbox port though because we suck

[timid tide]

Too good a game to lock behind a low tier console

[celest remnant]

You would prefer it be locked behind a bad port instead?

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-sukuna-smile-sukuna-smug-fraudkuna-yujikuna-gif-15827394061436600072

[timid tide]

As long as it is ON pc

The community can fix it

[hardy drift]

Who else loves flirting with all their friends 24/7

[timid tide]

Friends? This is a souls server

[celest remnant]

Flirting with people on discord is some silly behavior

at best, it's weird, at worst, it's incredibly risky behavior that could be used against you later legally

[timid tide]

Yes, and Id pay the price of a ps4 plus the price of bloodborne to have it on pc

[twilit hedge]

BANNED

[timid tide]

It is that serious

[spare spear]

Bloodborne ain’t all that tho

Give me DS1 remastered remake then we’ll talk

[timid tide]

Genuinely how would you even know, Xboxite

[timid echo]

brah

[hardy drift]

It's not really flirting I just use corny pickup lines 24/7

[twilit hedge]

Banned

[timid echo]

brah

[spare spear]

Cus I have a PS4, Xbox and Nintendo switch? And getting a PC soon?

[timid echo]

smh bro we don't need a ds1 remake

[timid tide]

Bloodborne IS all that

Ds1 already got a remake

[timid echo]

nah it's a remaster

[burnt tulip]

I hate beast clergyman so much

[spare spear]

But it needed another

Bloodborne is overrated

[timid tide]

Same thing

[twilit hedge]

i have a snes, a 3ds, a switch, a switch 2, a ps5, a pc with 2 monitors, a game and watch, a oculus quest 3

[timid tide]

In fromsoft terms

[timid echo]

no 😭

[timid echo]

??

[twilit hedge]

a phone

[timid tide]

No it isnt, its actually just that good

[twilit hedge]

and a pacman keychain

that’s playable

Pacman is the best franchise ever

[sour lagoon]

Nooo

It is not

[timid tide]

I lost my ps4 to a brother that moved out, and bloodborne with it

[brazen plaza]

I think Bloodborne has some weaker bosses in the franchise but the dlc and hunter fights more than makes up for it

[timid tide]

I need my damn bloodborne

[twilit hedge]

buy bloodborne

[timid tide]

No ps4

[twilit hedge]

buy ps6

[sour lagoon]

Bloodborne is my baby

[timid tide]

And Im not buying a whole Playstation for one game

[jaunty tinsel]

buy one used

[timid tide]

Id buy bloodborne for $200, but not a Playstation and bloodborne

[spare spear]

It very much isn’t

[sour lagoon]

Knights and dragons are overrated asf

[twilit hedge]

sony said the next state of play will be their biggest with a lot of stuff and surprises so bloodborne remaster

[jaunty tinsel]

same kinda

[twilit hedge]

and littlebigplanet 4 plssss

[jaunty tinsel]

there's hope

[spare spear]

Halo campaign evolved when?

[timid tide]

Bloodborne on PC will crash steam for weeks

[twilit hedge]

i mean i want littlebigplanet 4 more than i want bloodborne remaster

[sour lagoon]

I love halo bout to get an Xbox so I can play it, fallout 3, gta 4, and old school cod

[timid tide]

You cannot be saying bloodborne is overrated then ask that

[jaunty tinsel]

if silksong can bloodborne can

[spare spear]

Since when is halo overrated???

[timid tide]

"If" silksong was guaranteed to

[sour lagoon]

Since when is Bloodborne overrated

[burnt tulip]

whats a good weapon for blood proc?

[sour lagoon]

[twilit hedge]

silksong was overrated and not good and every Slop enjoyer said “git gud” as a compromised response

[pastel axle]

.

[spare spear]

Always has been objectively

[sour lagoon]

Bloodborne got combat right

[timid tide]

Literally just not that good?

[jaunty tinsel]

i haven't played ss yet but hk so far has been really good

[proper ridge]

do i use double rivers of blood or only one on ng+

[timid tide]

Now I know youre just baiting, it wasnt that well received on release

[spare spear]

Quite different from overrated

[sour lagoon]

Halo is peak

[twilit hedge]

Use me

[sour lagoon]

So is Bloodborne tho

[timid tide]

Its one of the most talked about games of all time and its not even that good???

[jaunty tinsel]

none

[timid tide]

Thats the definition of overrated

[spare spear]

Besides I never said Bloodborne sucked just overrated same for red dead love the game, overrated as hell

[sleek shuttle]

I tried he kept telling me I'm Ai we can't

[kind mountain]

hi

[sour lagoon]

I got bored after the train robbery

[spare spear]

Im loving that fact ur getting annoyed at this

[timid tide]

Bloodborne cannot be overrated because it is literally too good a game to be overrated

[spare spear]

There are boring moments but story carried

[sour lagoon]

I’d rather turn on Hulu

[serene skiff]

[sour lagoon]

Or paramount

[spare spear]

This is just a stupid statement?

Biggest glaze I’ve ever seen

[brazen lantern]

Hi

[spare spear]

Could watch the halo series there lmao

[timid tide]

Not nearly enough people talk about bloodborne in relation to how good it is

[spare spear]

It sucks but hey

[spare spear]

Thank you

[spare spear]

Now I know u trolling

[timid echo]

did you play It ? tho

[timid tide]

It is so far and above every other fromsoft game that it genuinely isnt popular enough to be overrated, elden ring is closer to being overrated

[spare spear]

Im talking about halo tv series

[timid echo]

oh that's ass lol

[spare spear]

Yeah but the games are fantastic

[timid echo]

halo 3 is peak

[fleet pond]

There is a difference between being overrated and being popular

[sour lagoon]

Is it any good

[spare spear]

I acc prefer CE but 3 is deffo second

[sour lagoon]

I brought up paramount cause they have a lot of westerns vs playing red dead

[timid tide]

The game is already just good enough to be rated that highly though

[spare spear]

Haven’t watched it personally and won’t since I’ve seen scenes and it’s just not good

[sour lagoon]

Yea I got bored at the pilot lol

[cloud trout]

hi

[spare spear]

I cant wait for the next halo game

[sour lagoon]

I might read the books

[timid echo]

of ?

[spare spear]

A remake of combat evolved my fav halo

[sour lagoon]

Halo

[serene skiff]

👀

[last crow]

red rising

[timid echo]

never knew halo had books

[spare spear]

The books are acc quite good

Fill in the lore a little more

[timid tide]

The concept of trick weapons alone makes it a 8/10, but then you mix in the quality of them, the art style, clothing, the overall vibe, some of the best bosses in the souls series, the rally mechanic, gun parrying, it really is an 11/10 game 8

[spare spear]

Biggest glaze ever

[serene skiff]

meow

[sick storm]

game has weapons, auto 8/10

[timid tide]

The game is just that good

[celest remnant]

I got the biggest gaze ever

https://tenor.com/view/savosandsavos-gif-10098754770260943602

[spare spear]

“Best bosses in the souls series” are we mad

[celest remnant]

Yes

[timid tide]

Bloodborne has the best weapons in souls and some of the best combat of any souls game

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/ff-seven-final-fantasies-astos-wavy-hair-gif-26263119

[spare spear]

It has 3 weapons at best bro

[ebon forge]

love this guy

[timid tide]

It literally does, some aren't good, but some are literally the best

[twilit hedge]

corny gif banned

[pastel cove]

whos is viddyavoddy or whatever his name is

[ebon forge]

kefka supremacy

[fleet pond]

Oh hey, I saw a link in #off-topic and thought that you couldn't send links here but I wasn't sure if I should ping mods

[pastel cove]

i heard someone say "viddyavoddy lore videos" or something

[green gust]

I need splinter cell remakes

[timid echo]

Kafka Franzizjs

[pastel cove]

it was on YouTube shorts

[celest remnant]

Twink Jokers Warcrime Day Out should've been the title of that final fantasy

[ebon forge]

its franz tho

[celest remnant]

literally the easiest summary of kefka palazzo

[spare spear]

But halo CE remake is gonna be peak

[celest remnant]

9000 microtransactions upon ye

[timid tide]

Saw cleaver, rakuyo, reiterspallach, kirkhammer, ludwig's holy blade, burial blade, blade of mercy, saw spear, hunter's saif, logarius wheel, boomhammer, the best moonlight greatsword?

[ebon forge]

kefka did the joker archetype the best

[spare spear]

They better make the flood scary

[celest remnant]

I dunno, he built the tower but he didn't really do anything

[timid tide]

I cannot recall nearly as many weapons from any souls game as much as I can bloodborne even after over half a decade of not playing them

[hardy drift]

anything with micro is good for you
Microtransactions, microplastics, etc.

[celest remnant]

emperor joker technically won, like genuinely won

[ebon forge]

doesnt matter what he did, its more about personality

[spare spear]

I cannot believe the level of glaze for Bloodborne

DS1 literally better

[green gust]

Tf you mean?

[timid tide]

Maybe if it wasnt such a good game, it wouldnt deserve it

[green gust]

Hell no it aint

[celest remnant]

(for those unaware of what I'm referencing, the joker absorbed the power of a superman neutral character and proceeded to use it to torture batman into catatonia)

[timid tide]

If bloodborne is overrated, fromsoftware makes the worst games of any known company, you know damn well which is more likely true

[spare spear]

Bro what

[ebon forge]

bloodborne has its flaws no denying that tho

[green gust]

The art style in bloodborne is just peak the lore is peak

[green gust]

Name 1

[ebon forge]

the setting and story are great but the gameplay is often lacking. not too many great bosses imo. and this is coming from a person who loves bloodborne

[timid tide]

Its true, the game has flaws, like any souls games, but the good parts vastly exceed the others

[ebon forge]

dni

[green gust]

Gameplay is fine bosses are a bit easy yea

[timid tide]

Maybe not even in quantity, but in quality, they do

[timid echo]

rally mechanic is good

[timid tide]

Elden ring has the largest quantity of good, but Bloodborne has the best quality where it's good

[native stream]

rally mechanic is what makes the game piss easy and mind-numbingly boring for me I fear

[green gust]

Elden ring is slighlty overrated

[ebon forge]

I wanted to get into bb pvp but man the prep is crazy and I aint paying to play online lol

[green gust]

Its a very good game but is it better then the older games tho?

[ebon forge]

ac6 pvp is what I really wanna try tho

[earnest latch]

I found the +10 somber ❤️‍🩹

[timid echo]

I need to get a pc soon brah I don't wanna pay two different online subscriptions

[celest remnant]

This is one of my favorite world bosses

[spare spear]

Nostalgia tends to blind a lot of people

[timid tide]

It has a ton going for it, but if you were to condense it down, its just slightly edging out the other soulsbornes because of it being refined

[green gust]

How so? I first played elden ring

[ebon forge]

aye I bet its annoying

[earnest latch]

I found an Aicient Dragon Smithing Stone... not a somber..

[spare spear]

Then fair enough u win

[green gust]

Elden ring was my first soulsgame bro

[timid tide]

Bloodborne's best is the best fromsoft has ever made though, and I will stay by that

[green gust]

The art style imo is the best they made so far

[timid echo]

Idk when the best time to buy a prebuilt is

[sour lagoon]

Yea it’s like Star Wars and it’s expanded universe

[spare spear]

Acc Elden ring is statistically 🤓

[timid echo]

around Christmas?

[green gust]

Cuz its open world

[spare spear]

Yeah that’s why I’m getting one lol

And to make my game

[timid tide]

The trick weapons are really cool too, I think any you use for any meaningful period of time is memorable forever

[minor sand]

wsp

[timid tide]

In elden ring, youre gonna forget a weapon if it isnt particularly amazing and isnt uniquely fun, but in Bloodborne, literally every weapon is unique because they all have a virtually one of a kind moveset

[pastel cove]

do you guys think fromsoft would ever make a VR game (Outside of deracine)

[jagged widget]

no

[pastel cove]

sucks

[jagged widget]

rolling would be HELL

[pastel cove]

bayle fight in VR wouldve genuinely been so tuff 🥹

[pastel cove]

yeah youve got a point

visually elden ring in VR would be cool as hell but the mechanics and dodging would be a pain

[jagged widget]

theres youtube videos on it

i think from skumnut

[timid tide]

Bloodborne dodges aren't rolling aside from forward, it would be my pick for a vr game and this isnt just because its my favorite

[jagged widget]

in which, rolling keeps the camera upright, but you move

[rose tulip]

could be more of a parry based game like sekiro or lies of p

[jagged widget]

i wouldnt like sudden dashing in a VR game

[timid echo]

lies of p parrying is interesting

[timid tide]

Wouldn't be as motion sickening

[native stream]

any of the traditional dodge methods would result in immense motion sickness

[jagged widget]

no
but still

[native stream]

and a parry based system wouldn't work too well either unless you had a dedicated button for it in which case the vr aspect isn't used

[pastel cove]

wait hold on

you guys know battle talent?

i think if Elden Ring VR had similar moveset to that it could work

[jagged widget]

true, with the flashing in your face

[ebon forge]

really hard to say, I can only see the prices rising for a while still

[timid tide]

Another win for bloodborne vr

[timid echo]

fuh 😭

[timid tide]

Guns have one dedicated thing you pull to parry, and you can do it at range

[jagged widget]

i thought ram was dropping recently

[potent temple]

So turns out Audrey II from little shop of horrors is a muppet

[gleaming pond]

VR for honor

[ebon forge]

yea scam altman wasnt able to purchase the stock he was supposed to

[jagged widget]

but ram prices are still bad

[sick storm]

blade and sorcery (vr game) has a bb weapons mod actually

[ebon forge]

and now the scandal too and well there just hasnt been good returns on ai

[sick storm]

was pretty fun

[jagged widget]

ooh that game made me SICK

[ebon forge]

ai is not going anywhere, but it will continue to fizzle now that investors are pulling out too

[jagged widget]

climbing rope in vr did not sit well with me

[sick storm]

lmao real

also very bad game to play in a small room

i love punching a wall when trying to swing an imaginary sword

[jagged widget]

my niece hit a vase and it shattered

when she was in vr

[twilit hedge]

i pretended to fall back into a pool in vr and fell into my tv

[timid tide]

This is why blade and sorcery is so good

[hardy drift]

I only play in a super open area

[jagged widget]

i think i saw that mod
before i even knew about elden ring

i sold my vr to buy my pc and elden ring

[half steeple]

hii how to i join stream someone

[earnest latch]

WHAT IS MY MIMIC DOING???

[jagged widget]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[jagged widget]

reflecting your actions

[earnest latch]

im not doing nothing while fighting the boss wall

[thin harbor]

yall like pizza?

[jagged widget]

mmm

[hardy drift]

mb

[celest remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/215136262129057792/1489257990975656108/0A303AC4-2C28-46BC-952A-BEFD76612442.gif

[timid tide]

You know what I need a bloodborne weapon, I know they got the whirligig saw ripoff in elden ring but what else is there?

[hardy drift]

Maybe

[thin harbor]

do you like pizza

[timid tide]

Really good pizza is somewhat comparable to playing bloodborne for 5 minutes

[jagged widget]

i feel like raw salmon would taste better than cooked

[hard basin]

the dark moon greatsword is a ripoff of the holy moonlight sword, that’s another bloodborne weapon..

[thin harbor]

blobonr 2

[hardy drift]

I just said maybe

[timid tide]

A ps4 pro and bloodborne would cost like what, $230

[thin harbor]

how

[timid tide]

Its not a ripoff in the way I like honestly

[steel ocean]

what are the remembrances worth duplicating?

[timid tide]

They got a reiterspallach ripoff in elden ring?

Kirkhammer?

[jagged widget]

those worth 50k runes

[timid tide]

But its not bloodborne without the drip...

[hardy drift]

By typing M A Y B and E in that order

[celest remnant]

This is just my attempts to discuss things with 90% of you

[native stream]

closest you'll get of that one is frozen needle probably

[thin harbor]

too complex

[native stream]

its just generic ss moveset and generic ghammer moveset tbh

[timid tide]

With what ash?

[native stream]

its not infusible

[hardy drift]

oh

[burnt tulip]

I hate maliketh so much

[timid tide]

I could swear there's a transformed kirkhammer in this game isnt there

Like one that actually looks like it

[native stream]

none that I'm seeing

[hot panther]

Hello people of the universe

[thin harbor]

greetings

[hot panther]

#largeclub

[hot panther]

How are you

[native stream]

this bear is bothering me

[thin harbor]

splendid

[celest remnant]

bear mace

[hot panther]

yay

[celest remnant]

I literally ran into a brown bear in my garage at one point

bear mace is why it didn't get to mess me up

[timid tide]

Giant Crusher

[solar leaf]

Idk if anyone knows why this happened but I’ve lost a bunch of random weapons that I definitely had on one of my characters (Euporia, black knight halberd, etc) I have clips of me using them but when I look for them in my inventory they’re not there

[thin harbor]

try to kill it with your bear hands

[lapis vortex]

How evil

[native stream]

I don't think there's an elden ring equivalent sadly

[outer gate]

padigton

🧸

[timid tide]

Eden it's Giant Crusher, Giant Crusher is the kirkhammer ripoff

[native stream]

lucky do you know any brilliant red bear killing strategies

I saw your message

[outer gate]

Red bear when you just unlock and walk behind him

[hot panther]

[outer gate]

That's what I always do
you can jump his ground slam too

[lapis vortex]

Blobonr kirkhammer

[timid tide]

Dragonrider when you wait for him to take 7 steps and walk to his left

[outer gate]

you could also eternal sleep him that'd be funny

[timid tide]

Is there a difference between sleep and eternal sleep?

[native stream]

hm

eternal sleep is whats on the tin

[timid tide]

Is deadly poison stronger poison, or is it just dumb?

[native stream]

if the opponent can sleep, like, actually sleep, the effect is either infinite or very very long

[timid tide]

Hitting a player with that has gotta be funny

[outer gate]

eternal sleep kinda depends on the enemy

for most, they won't be able to be woken up for a few seconds, then it turns into normal sleep

[native stream]

deadly poison is stronger dot but lasts half as long, which is actually a good thing because of kore procs

[timid tide]

Serpentbone blade w

[outer gate]

for a few enemies I think it just functionally kills em, they won't wake up

[burnt tulip]

elden ring players dont sleep

[native stream]

wait, I'm stupid, I can just rot breath her lol

[timid tide]

Certified rot breath w

Rot breath literally carries

[celest remnant]

This is why I carry a forever box with me

[wispy bison]

i ate some snacks

[fleet pond]

I cast rot breath in real life

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/gardevoir-didn't-ask-don't-care-forever-box-gif-14171077532733863835

[outer gate]

but generally for enemies that can actually SLEEP and not just doze off for a sec, it'll keep em knocked out and unable to wake up for a while until it turns into regular sleep

so you get to beat em up for free for a few secs

[outer gate]

Always optimal

[timid tide]

The entire point of death being destroyed even more by the fact there's a similar status effect that actually works on enemies:

[twilit hedge]

aegislash better

who actually likes gardevoir except weird people

[timid tide]

I need bloodborne

[sour lagoon]

Heaven forbid I ask my mother to turn her head when she sneezes in the most subtle way and I start being attacked for it

[timid tide]

[twilit hedge]

Tomorrow

[timid tide]

Bloodborne or a loving wife and eternal happiness chat

[twilit hedge]

loving wife and eternal happiness

[sour lagoon]

I’d give up Bloodborne at this point