general-discussion

[warm rapids]

its the standard version

[slate depot]

what

[winged obsidian]

glintstone kris

[raven fern]

Hi guys

[winged obsidian]

best dagger

[slate depot]

theres ds 2 and ds2 : scholar of the first sin in the store

[timid tide]

Right, huge

[slate depot]

do I buy both?

[raven fern]

Scholar has all dlcs

[warm rapids]

yeah the scholar edition is normal ds2 except with a lot of quality upgrades bug fixes and includes the dlcs

[warm rapids]

nah just scholar

[slate depot]

Why no ds2 regular

I read the message above, but my brain cannot comprehend that

[warm rapids]

its the 💩 version

[slate depot]

gotchu

fk yeah we're spending 40 euros on a game I will break my setup for

[warm rapids]

play them in order trust

[rain ingot]

literally just got here and was curious about this, thx

[slate raptor]

Who do yall think is the mc in Elden ring movie?

[warm rapids]

np

[green yew]

Magic is for lil beeches
Men like us box Margit hand to hand

[rain ingot]

I imagine Kit Connor will be some kind of generic player-insert tarnished

[slate depot]

Ok babe

[warm rapids]

ds2 dark magic clears every ds2 build

[slate raptor]

Game takes place before shattering but I can see him as a tarnished not vyke unfortunately

[slate depot]

idk if my parents allow me to buy games again

I bought a lot lately

[green yew]

It's not about strength boi
It's about honour and bravery

[rain ingot]

wait has the film been confirmed as pre-shattering? oh wow, might be what I truly wanted then

[warm rapids]

that build is pretty average in str but is the funnest imo

[rain ingot]

I've been wanting a look at the ER world before everything goes to absolute mayhem

[slate raptor]

Just leaks about it, this going off the fact that the kid following queen Marika is morgot

[slate depot]

are you sure ds2 and the other one are the exact same expect better QoL

[rain ingot]

Oh that may be huge, been hoping for something like this, I wanna know more about all the lore characters, really see them interact

[warm rapids]

yeah and free dlc content
if u buy the older ds2 version u scammed urself
and made ur experience worse

[slate raptor]

It was mayhem from the get go, the hornscents

[slate depot]

I appreciate you dude

[warm rapids]

np np

[rain ingot]

I'll admit my lore knowledge isn't up to snuff, I just mean before everyone went mad fighting over shards

[warm rapids]

scholar also has all the online players

[nova hazel]

could totally be a flashback or smth tho

[slate raptor]

They were fighting before shards. Morgott v radahn. With the presumption that little kid is Morgott it’s taking place 100s or 1000s of years ago

[nova hazel]

i want a 4 hr long elden ring movie

[rain ingot]

A24 please cook

[nova hazel]

also as much as i appreciate the set leaks i don't need the entire movie spoiled for me 💔

[slate raptor]

Ur prolly right cuz the dung eater is getting hanged

[rain ingot]

yeah I've only seen one image of the bunch

[nova hazel]

uggggh i don't wanna see him in this movie

[slate raptor]

These are guesses no one knows expect the leaks shown

[slate raptor]

What he do

[nova hazel]

i always kill him as early as i can

[slate raptor]

U love boil prawn man that much?

[nova hazel]

what DIDNT he do

[rain ingot]

For all we know, the film just has a couple opening shots for exposition, so heaven knows

[nova hazel]

boiled prawn and boiled crab 🤤

[rain ingot]

fair point

[cloud thistle]

Yoooo join us at the first step we’re doing a fight club password 101 2v2 1v1 about 20 of us are here all are welcome

[sour lagoon]

I went this whole time not realizing there was a death blight crab in liurnia or forgot

[slate raptor]

Love people

[nova hazel]

also if you read his weapon description it's messed up

[slate raptor]

What is it?

[rain ingot]

Dung Eater is a wild character to exist

[sacred silo]

Guys I’m buying Elden ring for my pc even though I already beat it on ps5😭

[slate raptor]

Loathsome dung eater is so tuff

[rain ingot]

out of the fromsoft games I've played, there's always at least one character who is a different degree of absurd

[nova hazel]

he ripped the spine out of a small giant that bullied for his height while he was still alive

[slate raptor]

Pirate it bruh save money

[nova hazel]

and also the ash of war is the screams of that giant as he was suffering

[sacred silo]

Don’t the graphics look lame on the pirated versions tho

[slate raptor]

No clue it’s not on sale rn so save money I play on ps

[rain ingot]

diabolical

[sacred silo]

It’s never on sale and when it is it’s like 10 dollars off 😭

[slate raptor]

Get ds3 then

[sacred silo]

Already have it on steam plus the dlc

[slate raptor]

In the movie he is getting hanged, they could be reenacting the cutscene at the start of the game

[slate raptor]

U played all souls game?

[nova hazel]

yea hes easily one of the most evil characters

[sacred silo]

Yeah they’re all on steam besides Elden ring

[cloud thistle]

Yoooo join us at the first step we’re doing a fight club password 101 2v2 1v1 about 20 of us are here all are welcome

[slate raptor]

Elden ring with mods does sound fun

[nova hazel]

okay

[nova hazel]

<@&910556792730292286>

[slate raptor]

?

[nova hazel]

you can't talk abt mods

or pirating

bc this server is owned by bandai

[kind quail]

larp

[sacred silo]

Bandai give me early access to xenoverse three🙏🏼🙏🏼

[nova hazel]

omg is it you

[nova hazel]

W

[kind quail]

w

[velvet canopy]

mod discussion is prohibited as it violates Bandais TOS and this server is owned by bandai so just avoid it in the future

[velvet canopy]

u could just tell them T_T

[nova hazel]

sowy 🥺

[slate raptor]

This mf is genuinely a hater omfg

[warm rapids]

dork 😭

[slate raptor]

Second Elden ring spoilers come out I’m telling u all of them

[sacred silo]

I think all of us are camping the release ngl

[velvet canopy]

nah they understand the rules we uphold here, but its alright

be cordial

all is well

[nova hazel]

idc abt no elden ring movie rn i need the doomsday trailer

[mint pine]

would i be able to convience someone to give me a magic scopian charm i kinda let selevius die from rannis quest and totally need the charm T_T

[nova hazel]

No.

seluvis gotta stay dead idc

[slate raptor]

U right

[sacred silo]

Def maidenless

[nova hazel]

also i don't have online so either way i can't trade mine

[velvet canopy]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[nova hazel]

yes he is

[velvet canopy]

you will have a better chance finding it there

[sacred silo]

Anyways we can ALL agree the age of stars ending is the best

[slate raptor]

Dung is better

[sacred silo]

But ranni

[slate raptor]

Dung hot

[sacred silo]

Ranni

[alpine dew]

Hi

[nova hazel]

yes

frenzy and dung are the worst

the other three are kinda just there

[odd abyss]

Glitch?

.

[odd abyss]

absolutely NOT
def one of the better endings, but like
age of perfect order....,.,.,.,.
Though, it is another stasis type ending

[granite laurel]

Honestly. Age of Stars and Perfect order are the only morally good ones

[sacred silo]

Most bland and anticlimactic endings oat

[hallow shale]

I love you mfers, ty for carrying me through the hardest bosses

[granite laurel]

The others basically Either curse everyone or burn the world
-# and the one you get for not doing anything is just...stagnant nothing changes

[odd abyss]

Look
I mean..
Goldmask is chill
Ranni is NOT chill, even if she has the best ending

We all know frenzied flame ending is the best one

[granite laurel]

I still vibe with both.

[odd abyss]

So morally good

[sacred silo]

Frenzied flame is NOT even close to rannis ending

[odd abyss]

Nothing bad happens in frenzied flame ending
they're all frenz... ied

friendsied flame

[sacred silo]

Vyke we know it’s you

[granite laurel]

Oh for sure atleast in my eyes, it makes honestly perfect sense. And I like going along with the theory that us burning the world and that returns it back to the crucible (melting pot of the universe)

[odd abyss]

what who's vyke
Literally who even is vyke I've never heard that name before

[sacred silo]

Def vykes alt account

[odd abyss]

I don't even know what vyke means

I do know what friendsied flame is
FRIENDSied flame
FRIENDS

[timid tide]

People can invade Rellana's arena??

[sacred silo]

He’s the first tarnished that we know of to reach the frenzied flame ending

[slate raptor]

No?

[granite laurel]

Though failed due to him not taking his armor off

[odd abyss]

oh WOW he sounds like a really great attractive handsome guy who gets all the ladies and is the strongest tarnished ever haha

[sacred silo]

Yes? He’s before us

[sacred silo]

Close enough tho

[vapid flint]

I just farm 2 Lavar Swords from the Serpent in Volcano Manor, spent 1 hour with them and realized and I dont like them 😭 the farm took me 2 days

[slate raptor]

He was just the tarnished who was the closed to being Elden lord

[granite laurel]

Hes the first to be embraced by the three fingers

[sacred silo]

THIS is def vykes alt

[granite laurel]

man, this fr is

[odd abyss]

WHAT no I could never be as amazing and strong as the stunning vyke

[sacred silo]

Yeah but he was the first to go down that path

[odd abyss]

why would you ever even think I'm vyke or anything haha

[slate raptor]

That was shabiri

[granite laurel]

[sacred silo]

You’re definitely his maiden

[graceful quartz]

is there any builds page here?

[vapid flint]

Is there any farmable greatsword rare drop that you guys suggest?

[slate raptor]

There in Wikipedia I’d about here

[granite laurel]

#builds

[odd abyss]

"maidenless"
-disgusting ahh Varre

[slate raptor]

Guys sword is Litterly free

[sacred silo]

In order to get the frenzied flame ending you need to be close to becoming an Elden lord to get close to being a Demi god

[graceful quartz]

no access

[granite laurel]

Oh huh

[vapid flint]

I just enjoy farming rare loot

[sacred silo]

definitely the finger maiden

[slate raptor]

Demi gods are queen marikas children and Godfrey cuz he the goat

[granite laurel]

Maybe its because you don't have the Tarnished role..?

[graceful quartz]

how to get that

[odd abyss]

WHAT I don't even like eating eyeballs or anything

ew so gross

[sacred silo]

I forgot who they were called but the ones that sat at the chair when you went to fight morgott

[sacred silo]

We know it’s you we just can’t prove it

[odd abyss]

Who
What when where

[slate raptor]

Demigods, queen marikas children

[granite laurel]

Idk, id assume go to something in the channel and roles section

[sacred silo]

Only the finger maiden would glaze vyke like that

[slate raptor]

U gotta watch lore videos bro

[slate raptor]

I don’t know any but in dlc u can farm messmers knight for their sword and its pretty good

[sacred silo]

I know but I’m talking about the ones below them from the land between the “rulers” of sorts

[odd abyss]

who's vyke? I don't even really know who he is fr I just know he was like the strongest tarnished ever who gets all the finger maidens

[granite laurel]

Sooo uuuh
Rykard
Radahn
Ranni
Miquella
Malenia
I think im forgetting a couple more

[slate raptor]

Ye those are the Demi gods,

[odd abyss]

unlike the bummy chosen tarnished

[sacred silo]

This is definitely the finger maiden

[sacred silo]

Yes yes

[odd abyss]

WHAT NO
see I'll prove I'm not the finger maiden

[slate raptor]

The ones at his chair are the ones who betrayed the golden order ur missing just Godrick

[sacred silo]

This is definitely vykes lover

[granite laurel]

Alright yeah thanks, I knew i was forgetting one 😅

-# of course I forgot the most forgettable one

[slate raptor]

Most forgetful boss but his ost is the best

[sacred silo]

He’s the first one😭

[slate raptor]

Godrick?

[granite laurel]

Naw Margitt is-

[sacred silo]

Yeah well it technically morgott but he’s the first actual boss yk?

[drifting rover]

hour 5 of consort radahn

[granite laurel]

I know your pain

[drifting rover]

i dont want to get scadu fragments to come back

they cant make me

[sacred silo]

If you’re lucky you only got another 50 deaths to go

[granite laurel]

I will tell you this. It makes it SO MUCH easier

[drifting rover]

i'm already level 12 what more do they want from me

[chilly agate]

isnt the max like lvl 20

[drifting rover]

yes

[granite laurel]

I also had that mind set until you know 7 hours of him killing me

[slate raptor]

He is harder so ig

[slate raptor]

Use milady

[chilly agate]

level up boi

[winged obsidian]

scadutree fragments are the most mechanic of all time

[drifting rover]

i might break in a few hours

but until then i'm gonna keep fighting

[sacred silo]

Well I’m talking about how morgott isn’t technically apart of the same hierarchy as the other bosses

[slate raptor]

Why is that?

[drifting rover]

the problem is i have no idea what fragments ive already gotten so i'm gonna spend more time trying to find the ones i missed than if i just keep throwing myself at radahn

[winged obsidian]

got summoned yesterday for rellana while they were at blessing level 2, and they summoned Leda. it was like trying to cut down a tree with a toothbrush

[granite laurel]

Did you kill gaius?

[sacred silo]

Wasn’t he banished due to his looks

[slate raptor]

Have u killed gaius?

[granite laurel]

He has 5

[drifting rover]

that mf yeah i killed him without torrent because I hated him

[paper tide]

oh my god bro the morgumm carian knight is HARDER then RENALLA BRO

[slate raptor]

Ye but so was Messmer but not cuz of his looks tho

[slate raptor]

That’s actually true lmao

[granite laurel]

My man!!!

[winged obsidian]

Messmer was too hot so they locked him in the realm of shadow

[sacred silo]

Isn’t messmers area cut off from the lands between tho

[drifting rover]

did it with the black blade and no summons because that mf didn't deserve any dignity

[granite laurel]

Lmao, yeah you could use tiche to add more disrespect

[slate raptor]

Yes queen Marika got rid of that area due to her being afraid of Messmer

[drifting rover]

oh that wouldve been funny

[odd abyss]

oh yeah maybe because vyke gets all the finger maidens

[drifting rover]

pray for me i'm going in again i'll talk again once i die or win

[slate raptor]

Just use miladys weapon

[sacred silo]

Yeah that’s the only reason he’s not like morgott

[drifting rover]

so, that was the worst run i've had so far

[slate raptor]

Same lore but Morgott is better

[slate raptor]

What weapon are u using?

[drifting rover]

the black blade 😭

[sacred silo]

Not the same lore marika wasn’t afraid of Morgott she just didn’t like how he looked

[granite laurel]

Due to the Base serpent and his flames. Which could cause great destruction and ruin, she didnt want to take the chance. But she did kinda care, due to the blessings of Marikas (iirc that's there name)

[drifting rover]

see heres the thing, i've used blas so much in the past I know I could probably win but it feels too much like cheesing

[odd abyss]

hey don't talk about that graceless golden order bootlicker (I hate him with my entire being)

[slate raptor]

Pls use milady im begging u broken ah weapon

[drifting rover]

radahn deserves RESPECT

[slate raptor]

I ment similar

[drifting rover]

is it a somber or normal

[slate raptor]

Somber it’s broken

[sacred silo]

Oh yeah

[drifting rover]

mmm aight then i'll only be able to get it to +9 havent come across any ancient somber smithing stones in a while

[slate raptor]

Hating on the most tragic base game boss

[wheat copper]

my night depth is on edge rn

[slate raptor]

U can use google to find them, and the milady freeze build is genuinely insane

[wheat copper]

One mistake and I'm cooked

[drifting rover]

hold on, freeze build?

bro am i gonna have to rebirth to do your idea

[granite laurel]

Eeeeh debatable

[slate raptor]

Ye it’s really good I recommend it

[sacred silo]

I haven’t tried it is it fun?

[drifting rover]

i dont like to deal in metas 😔

[wheat copper]

Deep of the night 5 is pure uh

[slate raptor]

Morgott don’t got the weird fans

[wheat copper]

Chaos

[drifting rover]

let chaos take the world

[granite laurel]

I mean, there is Mohg...

[winged obsidian]

Mohg deserved better

[wheat copper]

I remember fighting mohg back in 2022..

[slate raptor]

Both are pretty tragic icl

[drifting rover]

radahn deserved better too 😔

[wheat copper]

Sweet dragon halberd up his ass 🥀

[slate raptor]

Queen Marika might be the worst mom oat

[sacred silo]

Does morgott even have fans ?

[slate raptor]

Me

[granite laurel]

Atleast it ain't like Malenias...

[drifting rover]

hot take but i hate malenia

[winged obsidian]

radahn shouldn't have agreed to fight a biohazard in his home continent, the dumbass

[stuck totem]

hey guys! i had a question 🙋‍♂️ does getting nightreign make sense when you can mod elden ring for co op? is it worth it and different or nah?

[wheat copper]

Outer gods curse? Imma pass 💀

[winged obsidian]

go brawl at the haglitree

[storm snow]

Hi everyone

[drifting rover]

bro the biohazard shouldn't have nuked an entire country because she was losing 😭

[granite laurel]

Its different for sure.

[slate raptor]

Nightrein is fun I would recommend it with friends

[stuck totem]

ok cool!

[sacred silo]

Idk man gotta be lying

[slate raptor]

Yo chill don’t talk about mods they gonna get u

[odd abyss]

He's cool and is morally good I just hate him
AND mohg
Well actually
Mohg is a little chill

[granite laurel]

She IMO is a coward.

[stuck totem]

oh mb 🫢 i meant notmods

[winged obsidian]

nah she shouldn't have but radahn isn't innocent either, the moron

[slate raptor]

Mohg just wanted love, only way for him to feel loved is to became the king

[sacred silo]

I say it’s worth it since it brings back older game bosses

[drifting rover]

but nah poor radahn was stuck in his own mind for thousands of years and the only instinct he had left was that he cared about his horse

[winged obsidian]

morally good is debatable, I mean he has his own people in chains

[drifting rover]

facts

[slate raptor]

Wasn’t thousands maybe like a couple years at most

[odd abyss]

We all should apologize to mohg

[vapid aurora]

Gimme yall wildest elden ring challenges🙏

[drifting rover]

i thought it was more than that hol up

[slate raptor]

All that man wanted was to be loved

[desert robin]

Beat the game without falling asleep

[granite laurel]

Only fists, and I mean NO WEAPONS

[slate raptor]

That fight takes place after shattering so it’s like a couple

[vapid aurora]

Lmao

[drifting rover]

yeah but we get there a WHILE after everything's happened don't we?

[odd abyss]

Yeah ig but like
I hate him because of his STUPID ATTACK PATTERNS
and don't get me started on his alter ego, margaret

[stuck totem]

ohhh sweet! so it’s different content generally!

[winged obsidian]

radahn also invaded several other places in the lands between

[vapid aurora]

Brother😭🙏

[slate raptor]

I don’t think it’s ever fully stated but we get there a few years after I believe

[winged obsidian]

I never had issues with it, he's pretty consistent tbh

[granite laurel]

Ima be real idk why I recommended that 😆

[odd abyss]

how dare you say Margaret is not difficult

[winged obsidian]

his attacks follow a pattern that you notice when you fight him enough

[drifting rover]

oh yeah no he's not innocent he just deserved better than what malenia did to him

[vapid aurora]

Its a good pick

[winged obsidian]

he deserved what he got imo, I'm not a Radahn apologist

[vapid aurora]

Probably impossible

🤣

[granite laurel]

Though credit to Morgott for beating radahn iirc

[granite laurel]

but the odds are never 0

[winged obsidian]

didn't even use the sword

[slate raptor]

Pre shattering radahn was a fraud holy

[winged obsidian]

post shattering radahn was a fraud too

0-2 against the tarnished

[vapid aurora]

Quote of the century 🙏

[sacred silo]

Basically

[slate raptor]

No one has a positive record v tarnished besides for like patches

[winged obsidian]

patches that bald bastard

[granite laurel]

Nihil

[winged obsidian]

why is HE a universal constant?

[drifting rover]

just you wait for consort radahn

[granite laurel]

I ain't event saying mohg, im just meaning Nihil

[odd abyss]

dont get me started

[slate raptor]

How do the demigods die if u don’t have rune of death?

[drifting rover]

ive been fighting him for 5 hours

[winged obsidian]

you eat their souls

[slate raptor]

I’m pretty sure it’s stated rykard comes back after a while

[drifting rover]

i kinda understood it as they can die but not permanently

[odd abyss]

Anyways there was some lady at the store named margaret who attacked me with a cane and a hammer but it's okay I defeated her for 10,000 runes and a purse

[granite laurel]

Lmao

[slate raptor]

That’s what I’m thinking but it’s never explained

[winged obsidian]

the rebirth mechanism of elden ring is confusing

[granite laurel]

I wish we could use the make it a Quote bot

[drifting rover]

yeah i just assume that destined death is different, because it implied that godwyn is just gone but a lot of other demigods get "killed"

[odd abyss]

what

[winged obsidian]

all I understand of it is that we canonically beat malekith first try cause otherwise it would've permanently killed us

[slate raptor]

Put respect on margits name

[granite laurel]

Its something me and my friends use, to just qoute things we find funny

[drifting rover]

ngl itd be sick if it actually did just erase you

[modest laurel]

Give rennala a larval tear and you can change ur stats

[winged obsidian]

elden ring and it's messy ass lore

[drifting rover]

also horrific in a big way

[odd abyss]

Ik what it is lol, just confused as to why

[winged obsidian]

not that kind

[sacred silo]

I want a new souls game involving more queen marika

[granite laurel]

Because your qoute was funny

[modest laurel]

You can change your appearance too but that’s useless because you can do it for free in roundtable

[odd abyss]

no
Margaret is a graceless golden order bootlicker

[winged obsidian]

Morgott is a bootlicker that's not a lie

[slate raptor]

If u desired love as bad as Morgott did, u too would have done the same

[drifting rover]

but morgott was a bootlicker because he wanted anyone to care about him

[granite laurel]

I dont understand why it allows us to do perfect rebirth but with others it kills them, im guessing it has something to do with the great rune of the unborn?

[granite laurel]

Godrick is also a boot licker

[drifting rover]

he was imprisoned and when he was released he could've killed everyone but he wanted to help the same people who despised him

[drifting rover]

godrick is a whiny baby

[slate raptor]

I think it’s cuz that little guys body’s couldn’t handle it, since we are humans we are superior

[modest laurel]

Idk the lore but in game it says this iirc

[wheat copper]

First soulsborne I beat was bloodborne

[modest laurel]

You have the great rune so you can rebirth like normal

[winged obsidian]

tell that to Omen dude #235 who got his horns shaved as a baby and enslaved into military service

[wheat copper]

I have no idea why I was allowed at 9 💀

[winged obsidian]

i feel bad for the omens, their own king hated them

[drifting rover]

ay no they had it horrific, worse than morgott. but morgott was a demigod. most the omens would've done the same thing

[granite laurel]

I mean look at the kids in Rennalas arena they are also dying aswell in lore

[odd abyss]

am I allowed to say meanie mean words that will get a trusted adult told on me

[sacred silo]

When will blood borne come to pc🥀

[slate raptor]

It’s cuz tarnished is main character, the mc can do anything. Only reason I can think off

[winged obsidian]

done what? enslave their own kind or get revenge against the golden order?

[drifting rover]

i have a few times and they haven't shot me

[slate raptor]

After the movie

[drifting rover]

revenge

[winged obsidian]

honestly a lot of people probably want revenge against the golden order

[granite laurel]

Never. I wish it came to Xbox aswell, but let's be real its never coming 😥

[winged obsidian]

I do not blame them

[slate raptor]

Ps are way too greedy

[winged obsidian]

how many omens lost family and children to the horn shaving?

[drifting rover]

it really is sad that he enslaved the omens

[granite laurel]

We are lucky we got Helldivers

[drifting rover]

maybe another omen would've done better tbhj

[odd abyss]

anyways, I don't need love because elden ring skcuf me over everyday

[drifting rover]

helldivers?

[slate raptor]

Not better than blood borne tho

[winged obsidian]

you see an omen staring at another's corpse in the Leyndell catacombs too

[drifting rover]

FOR SUPER earth

[winged obsidian]

they're suffering

[slate raptor]

Ds1 is more suffering

[granite laurel]

Fr though, I need bloodborne its literally my favorite souls

[slate raptor]

U played it or no?

[drifting rover]

fair, its a pretty good soup

[odd abyss]

As somebody who's basically beaten ds1
Yes

[winged obsidian]

bb is my least favorite to this day, funny how tastes work out

[slate raptor]

Wdym basically

[drifting rover]

my friend is getting me to play sekiro after i finish elden ring

[granite laurel]

No, I mean ive seen legit most of the stuff on it. And I love it, its by far my favorite

[slate raptor]

Second best souls so fun

[odd abyss]

I got past anor londo and said "I'll take a break" then forgot about it
I now have a new console

And must do it again

[chilly agate]

amazing combat system

[sacred silo]

Dark souls games has some of the best looking love interests out of any type of dark fantasy game

[slate raptor]

U gotta emulate it on pc if u can, its lore is the best. The worst bosses in the souls games tho

[gleaming pond]

why is rhythm so hard

[granite laurel]

Heh. Yeah I remember watching so many people rage on them

[gleaming pond]

I feel like Neiman

[slate raptor]

It’s ez til second half where u are basically at u gotta finish it, good game i just platted it today

[slate raptor]

If the game had better bosses coulda won goty over Witcher 3

[chilly agate]

deep accursed 😍

[granite laurel]

Yeah

[drifting rover]

WHY cant I DO ThiS

[slate raptor]

R u using milady bro

[plain mortar]

Hi

[drifting rover]

no

[chilly agate]

Buddy just lower the bosses HP to zero

[drifting rover]

i would but id have to rebirth and do an entirely different build wouldn't i

[sacred silo]

Fire keeper is the best maiden ngl

[slate raptor]

With the build ur ability does 3k per hit and if ur not on ng+ that’s a whole lot of dmg

[chilly agate]

how much health does pcr have

[drifting rover]

the black blade's ability does like 7 the issue is the damage he deals not what I do 😔

[slate raptor]

Ds2 one is pretty cool. Her giving u one estus flask is some bs

[winged obsidian]

lifegems baby

[chilly agate]

holy resist and armor would prolly go a long way

[drifting rover]

i'm wearing his armor and i've got lords divine fort 😭

[gleaming pond]

If anyone remembers from earlier today I never got that rhythm and my director publicly executed me

[slate raptor]

I recommend getting the tankiest armor set and the wonderous physic that makes u light roll

[drifting rover]

does light rolling really make a difference?

[chilly agate]

what happens if the fight takes too long

[slate raptor]

I just started today and it’s more fun than Ds1 m, only 2 hour in

[winged obsidian]

it picks up more as you go on

[slate raptor]

Took me 3 minutes, it’s just more painful

[drifting rover]

wait whats that tear called

[gleaming pond]

Windy cracked tear

[slate raptor]

Winged Crystal Tear

[slate raptor]

It’s mad underrated it’s soooo good

[sacred silo]

Eh doesn’t matter ds3 is fire only because of fire keeper

[gleaming pond]

Yeah I was wrong

I never use ts so makes sense

[drifting rover]

if this works i will give you a sloppy wet kiss

[gleaming pond]

Wait no I’m right

[slate raptor]

Game gets carried by bosses, most overhyped souls game

[gleaming pond]

windy crystal tear*

[slate raptor]

I just googled it, it says Winged Crystal Tear

[gleaming pond]

Which one

[sacred silo]

Nah gets carried by fire keeper then maiden in black is a close second

[gleaming pond]

the one that enhances dodge rolls right?

[slate raptor]

The one that reduces equipment load

[gleaming pond]

Pffft so I misunderstood the assignment

[slate raptor]

Prolly true only souls game I don’t have

[gleaming pond]

or maybe we both did

Ambiguous ask

[sacred silo]

You don’t got demon souls?

[slate raptor]

I have it just missing ds3

[gleaming pond]

If I ever get a moderator position I’m taking weekends off

[sacred silo]

Missing out on the best maiden man

[slate raptor]

Ima be a truecell like the chosen undead he don’t need no maiden

[limpid cargo]

Hate this game sm lol. I feel we all do😂

[slate raptor]

Try fighting beast clergy man with the steel balls

[wispy bison]

meow

[lament edge]

Im trying to do yura quest line but he isnt in under the ruins he was supposed to be at. I did kill the dragon he talks about before meeting him and he helped me kill the bloody finger invader but I just got to the academy and his summon thing isnt here

[gleaming pond]

Pat pat

[drifting rover]

i cAN SEE it

i UNDERstand HIM

(i cant type all caps so this is the best i cacn do)

[slate raptor]

All this talk and no second phase

[cloud thistle]

We’re at the arena now doing 3v3 anyone wanna join

[drifting rover]

what

[wispy bison]

the symbol of weevil

[slate raptor]

Prolly cuz u killed the dragon unfortunately

[drifting rover]

bro i havent died on the first phase except like twice

[limpid cargo]

Oh helllll now

[slate raptor]

Nvm then

[limpid cargo]

No*

[gleaming pond]

Irpeakis

[drifting rover]

yeah the reason why the rolling helps is because of the beams of light after everything 😭

[lament edge]

Oh I had to talk to him before killing the dragon?

[drifting rover]

I got him within an inch of his LIFE and i freakin LOST

[sacred silo]

Nah the fire keeper literally forgives you if you kill her

[wispy bison]

no

[slate raptor]

Ye ng+ it is his rewards aren’t that good

[limpid cargo]

I’ve only beat it like 5 times n I still rage quit

[slate raptor]

He is kinda useful for Godfrey but that’s about it

[slate raptor]

The game?

[limpid cargo]

Yea

[wispy bison]

you have to talk to him after killing the dragon and the invader, he should be down the way from where you fought the invader, talk to him there then his summon sign should appear at raya lucaria

[trail delta]

Does anybody have any extra runes and willing to help out a new player? I just started out and a small level boost would be much appreciated! Dm me if you care to help!

[slate raptor]

Ye games always some bs, even in ur level 1 run after 700 hours

[slate raptor]

No cheating bruh just farm the bird at Mohgs palace

[gleaming pond]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[limpid cargo]

Yea fr, I think I have 500-600 hrs gameplay

[wispy bison]

playing some slay the spire 2

its fun, but these new characters deal nuke ammount of damage

[limpid cargo]

Need to replay ds 1-3

[gleaming pond]

What did the spire do

[slate raptor]

2 suffer?

[gleaming pond]

why do you have to slay it

[limpid cargo]

Obviously

[gleaming pond]

Not cheating

[slate raptor]

W mashichist

[limpid cargo]

Aren’t we all here to suffer?

[gleaming pond]

Masochist*

I ohe hepful

[slate raptor]

Makes sense Miyazaki is a masochist

[limpid cargo]

The tarnished, the ashen ones? lol

[molten lichen]

Michael Zaki

[slate raptor]

Elden ring and Sekiro are the only souls game in which the bosses are harder than exploring the game

[gleaming pond]

How famous are you

In terms of neon slices

[limpid cargo]

Sekiro is fun

[gleaming pond]

You’re note is being changed from d1 hater to “based sometimes”

[slate raptor]

Plat was hell

[limpid cargo]

Ahahaha wym?!

[gleaming pond]

I’m one of the only ppl you’ll see actually use the note function

[winged obsidian]

ngl, getting to the three fingers was harder than Morgott

[gleaming pond]

Basically you were a d1 hater but now since you said Sekiro is good you’re based

[limpid cargo]

Ahhhh, fasho 😂

[slate raptor]

Only hard part about the game that’s not bosses

[molten lichen]

104k pizzas

[gleaming pond]

That’s a lot of dough

[molten lichen]

[gleaming pond]

neon’s note is “famous or sum”

Logic’s note is “analog horror lover”

[limpid cargo]

Tybg

[gleaming pond]

I could go on

[winged obsidian]

got all the way to the bottom and forgot the fingerprint shield and inescapable frenzy and wanted to cry

[paper seal]

that was tough fr

[slate raptor]

Didn’t get grace?

[winged obsidian]

falling down there is a pain in the ass

[gleaming pond]

Corv I never got the rhythm

[winged obsidian]

they keep buttering the ledges for some reason

[gleaming pond]

my director held a mass stoning session in rehearsal

[fluid forge]

Fellas I’m doing a full run of Elden ring again and nabbing anything I can find. I think I’ve chosen the Ruins Greatsword as my weapon for the base game clear

[winged obsidian]

elden ring could've used a grab ledge button like sekiro

[paper seal]

what is even happening

weren't you in good spirits

[limpid cargo]

I saw a Elden ring statistic that said only 39.6 percent of people actually beat malenia

[gleaming pond]

Nah I messed it up

Not as badly but I was dragging

[slate raptor]

Beat her before Godfrey and then for Elden beast I had to cheese on my first playthrough, love this game

[upbeat spear]

Hi chat

[wintry echo]

Hello

[gleaming pond]

Basically she said “practice or I’m cutting you from the song” like as loud as she could so the world could hear it

[winged obsidian]

lmsh must've been boosting that statistic

[limpid cargo]

So good man! I’ve beat everyone. It’s a great feeling

[gleaming pond]

I’m lowk sliming the nearest albinauric

[winged obsidian]

ain't no way

[slate raptor]

This was 4 years ago

[brazen plaza]

Malenia is so fun when using the deflecting hardtear physik and a light greatsword

[paper seal]

Bloodydamn that is evil

[gleaming pond]

She’s usually nice but not when you don’t get the rhythm

She becomes vicar Amelia

[winged obsidian]

light greatsword was the easiest malenia fight I ever had

2nd try

[paper seal]

So whens your next chance

[molten lichen]

Malenia, blade of Michela

[gleaming pond]

Dress rehearsal in 7 days

Which means I need to lock in in 6

[brazen plaza]

It’s one of the best weapons for a reason and sure is fun to use for deflecting the waterfowl dance

[limpid cargo]

Dragonlord Placidusax sucked tho

[slate raptor]

Cool boss for lore mid boss 2 fight

[gleaming pond]

Has anyone seen Michael yet

goated movie

[limpid cargo]

Just pissed me off more than anything

[paper seal]

You got this, I know nothing about music but what I know is that if you're in the improve or get cut stage you got it in you to improve

[slate raptor]

Idk who he thinks he is teleporting

Like stay still

[gleaming pond]

Thanks twin

[limpid cargo]

Honestly lol go back to being a tornado

[winged obsidian]

placi was a fight alright

[brazen plaza]

Was it?

[winged obsidian]

a cool looking one at least

[gleaming pond]

Gn chat

[winged obsidian]

when I killed him I spent most of the fight hugging his back end

[limpid cargo]

🫡

[winged obsidian]

bayle is the better dragon imo

[hidden bear]

nooooooo blaidd

[paper seal]

Goodnight evil

[exotic belfry]

I’m so glad that we can jump so many of Morgot’s attacks

[static merlin]

can sombody pls help me with Astel for Ranni

[terse bison]

how bad am i that when i first got the game, i completely skipped the tutorial and didnt even knew that there was a tutorial until an hour into my run

first got the game as in today

[exotic belfry]

Look in the pc co-op thing you’ll get more willing people

[exotic belfry]

Uh I didn’t know there was one until my 3rd play through so you’re alr

But it is fun so I do it every run

Now anyway

[terse bison]

youve done

3 playthroughs

bro im so confused that after i killed margit or wtv the dudes name is, i have js been roaming around doing nothing

[paper seal]

enter the castle

[terse bison]

what castle am i stupid

the furthest ive went was to the like table after you kill the boss

[paper seal]

If you follow the path after beating margit there is a huge gate, theres also a grace in front

[terse bison]

oh okay so i am just dumb

ty

[paper seal]

Gotchu, good luck gang good luck

You will need it

[knotty valve]

How do you get the vc's unlocked?

[paper seal]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[knotty valve]

tyty

[paper seal]

enjoy

[slate raptor]

You’ll need a key, there’s an item in from if castle it shows where to go

[waxen nacelle]

hi friends

[knotty valve]

#!(1443911707243315303)

<#!(1443911707243315303)>

[molten lichen]

Does Radahn wear axe deodorant?

[lean gate]

hi guys

i said hi guys

[timber terrace]

I sense sinny sinn sinn

The sinn city

[lean gate]

you

you talk to me rn

[granite nacelle]

Did the elden ring extra content free dlc come out already

[timber terrace]

I think it said something about it coming our later

I think June or smth

[granite nacelle]

Like the horse skins and stuff?

[timber terrace]

Yeah

[lean gate]

Huh

since when is that annouced

[timber terrace]

There is another pack

Two new starting characters and I think a torrent skin

[lean gate]

Thats peak

for free?

[timber terrace]

I think 10 to 20

[lean gate]

L company

[timber terrace]

I mean not everything is free

[atomic tapir]

what if i buy everything

and make it free

[lean gate]

U cant do that

[sleek shuttle]

Will not enjoy anything because its free

[molten lichen]

It's a me

[pastel cove]

what was this about reaper

i couldve sworn i saw something about skrillex

did yall see👀👀that

[wet plume]

Aw dang it

No fun around here

[hexed spruce]

Butt

Hole

[old folio]

How's everyone doing

[languid spade]

Im excited for the Elden Ring movie

I hope it’s a prequel

[small skiff]

Hmph!I-I’m not a tsundere!… I… I don’t even act like one..! *I grumbled, my face flushing up with embarrassment and flustered.*M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ extremely blushes W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! blushes even more GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! was about to run away but you stopped me U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ blushes even more Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE!

[sleek shuttle]

I hope you get a diarrhea

[desert robin]

Hope you're proud

[ripe echo]

what happens to hyetta after you finish ehr questline

[gray smelt]

stop this madness

[lean gate]

Dear god

[marble ginkgo]

Put these Foolish ambitions to rest

[desert robin]

She returns to the one great

[ripe echo]

the what

[lean gate]

Hesitation is defeat or smth

[marble ginkgo]

Is Dancing Lion considered hard

[desert robin]

Frenzied flame larper asf bro

[pastel cove]

since when the hell could the skeletons fly

[ripe echo]

leave me alone i havent gotten sleep in 2 days

[desert robin]

To me yes, because they are hard to me

[ripe echo]

since forever?

[desert robin]

It be like that

[pastel cove]

i just saw a skeleton fly up in the air t pose horizontally and shoot flames at me that one shot me

[harsh wharf]

Depends entirely on your build and playstyle, but I'd say it's a pretty regular difficulty boss

[harsh wharf]

Yes that's a real attack

[pastel cove]

i have never seen that happen in my 6700 hours of playing elderly ring

[pastel cove]

that is the dumbest thing ever

[ripe echo]

I must kill Iji.

[molten lichen]

Vyke? More like yike

[harsh wharf]

What the hell did he do to you
Iji has done no wrong

[lean gate]

Vyke? More like

[ripe echo]

balls bearing

i need his ball

[lean gate]

Bell

[harsh wharf]

Just do Ranni's quests and you get it anyway

[toxic gate]

Its an easter egg miyazaki added

[lean gate]

u need his bell

[pastel cove]

what even are bell bearings anyways

[ripe echo]

too long, already doing frenzied flame

[pastel cove]

where do they come from

[toxic gate]

One of the most important items

[harsh wharf]

Imagine them like a license of a merchant that allows access to their goods and services

[toxic gate]

Give them to the twin maoden husks

[ripe echo]

magic. alls

balls*

[harsh wharf]

You can do both, and you get rewards outta Ranni's stuff

[ripe echo]

murder is funner

[lean gate]

ur a monster

[ripe echo]

i know

[harsh wharf]

There is more murder in Ranni's stuff..

[ripe echo]

ive killed all nomadic merchants

[toxic gate]

Take the jidion approach

[ripe echo]

for fun

[harsh wharf]

Get well soon

[ripe echo]

huh

[harsh wharf]

You heard me

[lean gate]

after i did fernized flame i didbt kill any merchants 💔

i just let them be

why murderthem

[ripe echo]

fun

[harsh wharf]

They are frenzied to begin with
Tis a curse

[toxic gate]

W frenzied flame ❤️‍🩹

[ripe echo]

if i kill iji can i bring him back to life w church of vows

[harsh wharf]

Schlawg is teamkilling

[ripe echo]

[harsh wharf]

❌

[ripe echo]

oh well

ng+ is inevetable

[lean gate]

L speed

[toxic gate]

I dare you to do a genocide

Kill every unrespawnable npc

[ripe echo]

bet

[harsh wharf]

If you're going to kill and be cruel to anything, it needs to be Hornsent

[ripe echo]

Already on it

[toxic gate]

🤝

[warped canyon]

.

[harsh wharf]

All of them

[ripe echo]

where did iji go

[harsh wharf]

I agree

[ripe echo]

why go bye bye

[harsh wharf]

Probably ran from your stinky ahh

[ripe echo]

:(

[lean gate]

Rule 1 is to never hurt a blacksmith

[toxic gate]

What aboout number 34?

[harsh wharf]

We don't talk about that one

[toxic gate]

Alr

[lean gate]

Rule 2

[toxic gate]

Follow the rules

[harsh wharf]

Rule 23: No Hornsent

[lean gate]

Always love ur maiden

rule 3 no magic bulids

[toxic gate]

Boiii youre not better than anyone

[harsh wharf]

Strength supremacists when I hit them with a giant blue Gavel

[lean gate]

its thetruth

[steep moss]

i’m the shadow man

[toxic gate]

google.com

That link os allowed

[harsh wharf]

I should take you as a hostage and negotiate the next mod application opening

[pastel cove]

no

[toxic gate]

uou cant be that desperate

[lean prairie]

Why did I just walk in on a hostage situation

[pastel cove]

however if you beat the elden beast and get an ending cutscene

[harsh wharf]

I am not desperate, just impatient

[pastel cove]

you see this thing caled. start journey 2. if you click it... it revives iji

[steep moss]

ok but i warn you im a terrible hostage

[ripe echo]

huh

[late loom]

Fitting for your name

[ripe echo]

ues

[toxic gate]

Youre a mod right?

[harsh wharf]

I have nondescript red candies

[toxic gate]

Can you tell the owner to fix alexander

[native stream]

alexander is not broken

[ripe echo]

I killed iji wheres his bearing dude

[toxic gate]

I got timed out twice for capital spam

[ripe echo]

what the heck

[harsh wharf]

Hah, dummy

[steep moss]

that’s how that works

[ripe echo]

[toxic gate]

J never did anything

[steep moss]

you spammed capitals

[ripe echo]

did you lie to me

[steep moss]

don’t do that

[toxic gate]

I didnt spam capitals check my chat his

[steep moss]

a message in the server can be up to 70% caps

[toxic gate]

I swear on my left toe

[wispy bison]

GUH

[modest glade]

Mods ban Moon

[toxic gate]

How can a message be a percentage of caps

[harsh wharf]

Interesting note; if you want the world to burn, and you achieve that, everything in the world burns and you have nothing

[steep moss]

well, if you have 10 letters, 7 of them can be capitalized

[harsh wharf]

Mods unban Jery

[steep moss]

70%

[ripe echo]

i killed merchant 1.

beo

this dude

[toxic gate]

Ohh i understand

[modest glade]

AAAHHHHhhh

[toxic gate]

What if my caps lock key is stuck?

[steep moss]

hold shift

[toxic gate]

k

[steep moss]

[lean prairie]

Guys is Silurias Woe really any good late game cause faith

[sleek shuttle]

First thing to do in any souls games , is to kill the blacksmith guys

They drop very good weapons

[late loom]

Elden ring when it comes to making bosses barefoot uncanny mfs or jacked mfs

[ripe echo]

or no foot

[late loom]

Who are also barefoot

[steep moss]

i do apologize for the mutes as i’m sure that’s annoying, but it’s a large server and capital text spam/walls could be annoying at times

[modest glade]

Just did this and my console exploded

[toxic gate]

feet hmmmhmh

[harsh wharf]

It is good, and can be made better by shard of Alexander, Godfrey icon and sacred scorpion charm

[late loom]

Why would you even kill the blacksmiths

[molten lichen]

As a girl, I can confirm Elden Ring is a girl game

[late loom]

Like Andre?

[toxic gate]

Then we are all girls

[desert robin]

I thought you were neon slice

[late loom]

Elden ring is a everything game

[harsh wharf]

Lesbian Ring is real

[steep moss]

as an elden ring , i can confirm elden ring is a girl

[toxic gate]

High estrogen

[ripe echo]

why the hell did i js get summoned to help w an invader in shadow keep

[lean prairie]

But like- is it good good or am I gonna get clowned on anyways kind of good like... like Rivers of Blood is the only thing I can think of

[modest glade]

Email me.

[ripe echo]

what

[toxic gate]

Holy guacamole i’m late for school

[late loom]

How the hell do I read scadu, is it shadow or y'know scadu

[ripe echo]

haha

[ripe echo]

Shadu

[late loom]

Same twin

[desert robin]

Shadow

[late loom]

😭

Why is it written like that

[ripe echo]

hold on

[harsh wharf]

Anything is good, and Siluria's woe can get some really good damage.

[desert robin]

Old ass english

[ripe echo]

What the hell is your name

[late loom]

Gast

Do not mind my title

[toxic gate]

My pronouns are kanye/west btw

[lean prairie]

Holy railgun has been approved

[harsh wharf]

I am above simple concepts like pronouns and gender

[toxic gate]

Boiii

[late loom]

Unc ascended

It's over guys Marika was seen wearing shoes on the set

[lean gate]

Not watching

[late loom]

The movie is fan made Miyazaki ain't part of it

[harsh wharf]

Perfect, they think I am a dude.. now for my ultimate plan of un-lesbianing my Elden Ring

[lean prairie]

They ruined the movie

[lean prairie]

What about Morgott

Tell me he ain't got those Yeezies

[ripe echo]

why does the old creture by the two fingers act like i still gaf about the two fingers after i got groped by three

[late loom]

She's stupid

[lean prairie]

Cause she's an idiot

[crystal spruce]

I think crucible tree set buffs some of the crucible Aow. I can't remember if it applies to Siluria's woe though

[late loom]

Ain't she supposed to be dead at that point tho

[lean prairie]

Ty

[wanton scaffold]

I fought Rennala

She has some ugly ass kids

[lean prairie]

Idk I'm sure she's fine

[ripe echo]

never spoke to anyone in roundtable hold in this run

[ripe echo]

rani toes

[late loom]

What point are you in the run

[late loom]

But her feet makes up for it

Ok I'm sorry this is so stupid

[ripe echo]

killed every rememberance boss besides mohg malenia and rykard

[lean prairie]

What about Fias feet guys

[wanton scaffold]

I never looked at her feet

[lean prairie]

Just hear me out okay-

[harsh wharf]

Can we not do feet today

[wanton scaffold]

Actually i HATE feet

[ripe echo]

that wasnt said

[late loom]

So you basically can save most people except D

[wanton scaffold]

[ripe echo]

oh noooooo

[lean prairie]

Who replied to me

[ripe echo]

not me

[lean prairie]

I missed it dangit

[toxic gate]

Mohg mogs

[molten lichen]

As a female girl, I can confirm, Elden Ring is primarily aimed at girls
I mean, look at Radagon, she's so attractive

[late loom]

It's not a hear me out

[worn wigeon]

miyazaki's yakuza is after you

[ripe echo]

“she”

[lean prairie]

Look at Godrick

[late loom]

Something ain't adding up

[wanton scaffold]

To do a good strenght build, only Invest 15 in focus then the rest in endurance, vigor and strenght

[molten lichen]

Look at Godskin Duo

[ripe echo]

nevermind this dudes bs

[late loom]

Not sure what tho

[ripe echo]

smash

[toxic gate]

Lord of diddled flame

[lean prairie]

Look at Godwyn broski

[modest glade]

Hi I’m girl what’s a ur name

[late loom]

I touch then for a living

[molten lichen]

Mermaid

[ripe echo]

yes🤑

[ripe echo]

We can tell…

[lean prairie]

I mean if you look at him from a certain angle

[late loom]

Thx

[wanton scaffold]

Tell me one God who slept with Marika and wasn't ruined🥹 🤞

[ripe echo]

paper bag over the head does wonders

[modest glade]

Offnir

[ripe echo]

me

[late loom]

Me

[modest glade]

Aura

[late loom]

FUH

[lean prairie]

Yeah he looks really nice if you close your eyes and look the other way

[harsh wharf]

[wanton scaffold]

Sons Marika made you pregnant

[ripe echo]

Merika make me pregnant

[toxic gate]

How can the dlc be called shadow of the erdtree if the erdtree is a source of light

[lean prairie]

Last thing we need is more demigods

[lean prairie]

Magic

[wanton scaffold]

Where there is light, there's shadow

[ripe echo]

boom

[modest glade]

Ur mind is to weak to comprehend my kindred

[lean prairie]

Not if the Erdtrees light shines bright enough

[ripe echo]

guys is 10 intivegnge low when eveeything else is above 30

am i cooked

[brazen vale]

[toxic gate]

Fym boom

[late loom]

What build

[lean prairie]

I think we can see that

[ripe echo]

bloodhound ganf

[toxic gate]

Ganf

[late loom]

Int is useless for you

[lean prairie]

His intelligence is at 10 go easy on him guys

[wanton scaffold]

My INT is 0

So am i handicapped

[late loom]

Nah ts crazy😭

[ripe echo]

my vigor is 70 shoot me with a tank bullet

[lean prairie]

My int is in the negatives

[worn wigeon]

its like tha shadow of the sun yknow

[toxic gate]

Son is stupid

[lean prairie]

Sunspot?

[harsh wharf]

I didn't even know int was a stat

[late loom]

There's a big rock that uhhh yeah

[wanton scaffold]

It doesn't require a lot of brains to spam Lion's claw

[ripe echo]

My strength is 2

[lean prairie]

I spam Bloody slash

[wanton scaffold]

Bro is Gwyn

[lean prairie]

That's just arc and dex no brains needed

[desert robin]

Mreow

[toxic gate]

Aanndd you spoied it

[ripe echo]

im actually a famished labotomite

[worn wigeon]

no like tha shadow yknow

[toxic gate]

I immediatly think of radhans meteorites

[late loom]

I ain't even got the dlc fym spoiled

[lean prairie]

New conspiracy theory unlocked

[ripe echo]

my mine is also 4

dude my brain is actually mush

[lean prairie]

Should prolly have more of that

For the Finesse

[worn wigeon]

how dare you call this a theory

[ripe echo]

i use that one tally man

the you know

[late loom]

Twin he joking pretty sure 4 isn't possible

[ripe echo]

cruel tear

[shadow stirrup]

Does anyone play bloodborne here?

[lean prairie]

Like I said my int is in the negatives bro

[ripe echo]

I use bloodhound fang

[ripe echo]

Were talking abt elden ring

[lean prairie]

I know that...

[shadow stirrup]

Good one✌️

[sleek shuttle]

For fun

[ripe echo]

is your name sammy

[modest glade]

Yes

[lean prairie]

Maybe

[late loom]

They are goated tho

[shadow stirrup]

Does anyone need help on any boss?

[desert robin]

Mreowreownyaa

[ripe echo]

lord of frenzied flame got slapped around by godrick one to many times

[lean gate]

whats the best duo in fiction

[sleek shuttle]

Nah, they gotta make better weapons

[ripe echo]

me and your mom

[shadow stirrup]

Chill

[lean prairie]

Give this man an award

[late loom]

Killing Andre in ds3 gotta be a crime

[modest glade]

Godskin duo

[ripe echo]

fore

[lean gate]

i sometimes think elden ring fans are worse than one piece fans

[late loom]

Also if you kill iji we ain't talking

[sleek shuttle]

They're

[ripe echo]

Im the sole reason for said steroptyppe

[shadow stirrup]

Thx

[lean gate]

ornstein and smough copy cats

[ripe echo]

stero pipe

[sleek shuttle]

I love doing crimes

[lean gate]

Its debatable

[late loom]

Timmy tuff knuckles over here

[lean prairie]

I am commit nefarious deed I am kill Kale

[modest glade]

Nuh uh

[lean gate]

Op fans are like bloodborne or hazbin hotel fans

[ripe echo]

what

[sleek shuttle]

😂

[lean gate]

Wdym nuh uh 😭

[ripe echo]

hazbin hotel fans try to shower challenge

[modest glade]

Mods ban wolfik

[lean gate]

L OTF NA

W me

[modest glade]

Brotato low me plz

L u

[lean prairie]

That's about as impossible as my dad coming back with the milk

[wanton scaffold]

Top 5 characters with the STINKIEST feet!

[modest glade]

Hi I’m milk

[ripe echo]

me.

[lean prairie]

We doin what now

[ripe echo]

This guy’s solid

[lean gate]

i didnt get a good answer 😔