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And I wear expensive shoes too
ik everyone driving rn hope they didnt
it is my greatest fantasy to live in a walkable city (or at least one with functional public transit)
Same ☹️
Walkable cities are so awesome
it feels like a dream how convenient everything is
Im honestly glad I don't have a vehicle just yet
i dont live in a city 😭 but public transit here is adequate
20 wait per bus during non rush hours
12 min wait during rush hr
Same, wish I had a car. I don’t even care if It’s my parent’s car. I hate walking and standing outside waiting for the bus, especially when it’s cold or raining outside.
crazy how the US made one like once (NYC) and said never again for no good reason
Hoping you get one soon!
Car market and such
It sucks I hate it
i dont mind it, the feeling of losing a few hundreds to car insurance and gas per month feels worse
dont forget taxes
Yeah I hope so, Hell I’d be ecstatic if I even had a motorcycle as my first vehicle. But as of now the car market is in shambles. Can’t even find a decent car on Facebook Marketplace anymore, because most people are looking to trade instead of taking cash.
u get taxed for owning a car???
yup
yep
emissions
also regular maintenance
(which while it is cheaper to change your own oil it is still an expense)
i feel bad but this is so sad and funny at the same time 😭 😭
Im lucky I can drive my mom's car around but the yes the car market is atrocious
also late night drives>
in theory its nice but in execution i live a very boring lifestyle so it doesnt get used all that much lmao
huge pass
no amount of go wherever i want will do it for me
i think my life will be just fine without going on a road trip
thats fair its personal preference, if what you are doing now is good then why add the extra cost
bc the us lazy as hell
unfort i dont have the liberty of choice, i live out in the boonies
I’d take a Prius over any type of Tesla, any day of the week.
Foul tarnished
whatttt
bro
Omg bro
Idea:
Crockpots will now be the primary method of cooking food
NO more fried, NO more grilled, NO more barbequed
Just straight crocks in pots
Its the only way people should be fed food, other than Arby's
Wha
i cannot be tortured into consenting to tesla ownership
teslas are surprisingly uncomfortable
What
im the real tarnished
denied
we ALL tarnished
I'm too
teslas dont feel like the future of cars, teslas feel like someone made a really shiny homemade car
In search of the elden ring
time for promised consort radahn
sounds like a vacuum cleaner
.
Embolden by the flame of ambition
Someone must extinguish thy flame
Let it be margit the fell
good luck
arent crockpots just for stews and soups
am i scad blessing level 12? maybe. does the guide recommend level 18 as a minimum? maybe, you cant prove that. am i going to throw myself at him until he passes away? also yes
his first phase is so easy man and then phase 2 is like an entirely different boss
Yea and you're gonna be eating it for the next 3 days before the next slop stew
idk i dont have a lot of stew recipes in mind
My friend had one, I kid you not, not even two weeks after, he traded in for an older model Mercedes Benz C-Class.
i loooove radahn
crockpots are huge but no more bbq??? oh nah to the stockades with you
when i call for an uber, its always the basic tesla model oddly
its such a fun boss bro
don't teslas have a ton of problems
yes.
notoriously unreliable
idk but i just find it uncomfortable
the cybertruck is approximately 10x more likely per capita to catch fire than a ford pinto
remember a while ago some guy got locked out of driving his car cause it froze in theater mode
the wheels feel like they dont have enough shock absorption, its cramped, and those moronic car handles
and hes so cool
what a stupid car handle design
to be less reliable than Ford is certainly a milestone
when the self driving mode leads the inhabitants on a crash course it knows to turn off and return to manual control so a black box review of an accident shows no liability for tesla
Seeing a Kia Soul driving on the road just makes me angry for some reason.
why would anybody ever buy a cyber truck
real answer? they're chuds
true true
because they like trucks and cyber things
There is a decent amount of people who are rich in dollars and poor in sense
you cant use the excuse "because i want a truck for truck stuff" because it's bad at doing truck stuff
but someone who likes trucks and cyber things would buy a truck that looks like optimus prime tho
the f150 lightning is leagues better and also functional
i dont think those big rigs look very cyber tbf
cyber trucks do look cyberey
but it's optimus prime
LOL
i havent seen an optimus prime truck
Shh f01ds
an expenisve optimus prime
worth it
money can't buy tastes
very true
I like those small trucks that are super common in Asia, the right hand drive ones
those are cool
chuds buy cybertrucks as status symbols because they actually believe they're super #PunkRock™ when they financially support the richest man on earth
kei trucks?
what are the best group passwords for elden ring?
I don’t know
i see a cybertruck in public i give it the thumbs down
never the bird, because that implies anger, i am just disappointed and they should feel ashamed
long, random, i suppose
i would give anything for a kei truck i could fit into
yep you're based
they're called kei trucks then?
the server has a password, 'kindred'
yeah kei trucks
same, I'm a relatively tall person and they don't make em for us
1985 Toyota Hilux is a real truck. Not a Ford Raptor or Ford Ranger. Toyota Hilux and Chevy 454, and Cateye are some really great trucks.
kei cars in general are a broad class of miniature econocars from japan
but the trucks are super cool and space efficient with their flatbeds
i’m trying to do this quest for invading why is it not working
an 80s toyota hilux is a dream restoration project
i am actually planning on restoring a mk3 supra when i get my living situation sorted lol
I'm American and I actually see quite a few of them around here
they're maybe not as iconic as the mk4 but you can always give them a 2jz swap
thats an expensive one, but i geniunely hope you see it through, that sounds so fun
i wish u the best with that
yeah some time in the last few years i've been seeing them flood the import lots, im very happy for it
engine cost more than car itself 😔
i can find a non-running shell of one on marketplace for ballpark $3k around here, the rest is just a matter of time money and sweat lol
exactly LOL
with the greatsword guts I can destroy super strong knights, this is very good because I finish them off much more easily @tender brook
just use ls3 and call it a day
I am inside the castle looking for Godrick
i would coyote swap before i ls swap tbh
unga bunga
they're also cheaper than some full body trucks even including import tax lol
Oii
i appreciate the divine power GM has in creating the perfect engine to put into anything (the ls3) but im a stang guy im afraid
4 cams no 1 is affording that
i mean if you can do the labor urself if it wont be as bad, but thats not too bad
im not trying to win drag races 🤷 i just want a fun car
I think the winged crystal tear is the one chat
im recently on a subway phase
the real answer is im not actually swapping a v8 into a supra lol
subway tastes kinda decent
+450% equip load for 3 minutes sounds actually ridiculous if you wanna do hyperaggressive fast weapons and play the game like bloodborne
i aint buying a supra at the first place cuz there is nothing special about it
if i did i'd actually swap a 302 in from a '85 mustang only because we already have one in the back yard waiting to be used
Subway is ass I tried it
matter of opinion innit
that what jdm kids make it special
Guys do u remember
it's the mk4 the jdm kids go crazy for, im going older
Guys today I found out Melina can fight too
She's not jus a pretty face with no brain🥰
What
What a thing to say
She offered to help me against Morgott
Did you
Did you return the world to chaos?
they really are! i saw one with under 20k miles going for like $8k 
My world is always chaos bro
I don't think she meant in a physical fight
No bro, she offered help in physical fight
Me and Melina were fighting Morgott
Fr
same, a lot of low mileage trucks for less than 10k
@weary wind yo if you're gonna send me a friend request at least actually interact with me a bit first 
albert
I've never seen that, but its apparently real
W Albert
Albert is so cool and mysterious
Albert seems like a pretty cool guy
"but [aisling], if you get rear ended you'd die immediately!"
bahhh who caaaares 

I cant wait for alberts next message
Maybe it's not the normal sized car's problem, and this is indicative of how oversized US market vehicles have become
Pov me waiting on albert to send his next message
fax
nah man I think my way back through is ashed in all the walkthroughs show me starting from avenue balcony site of grace it has to be timed
the average desk jockey suburbanite does not need to buy an $80k diesel pickup with a front blind spot big enough to hold a family of 4
Hi, am new here! Can somebody help me in a run lvl1 ? I can’t kill a boss 🙂
Have you seen that one video of the person in a giant truck literally rolling over a bugatti or something from like 200 feet away?
I just got both medallion pieces but half of leyndell is ashed, I may not be able to access this area until ng+
which boss is it?
yeah they just fully rolled on top of a lamborghini
actual insanity we've let it get this bad
Guys erm feet 🤤
subway sandwiches are not bad 😭
Lamborghini thats what it was, but yeah I think maybe this might be the fault of the trucks getting bigger, and not cars staying around the same size
Son😭
subway is one of the better fast food places
Godskin dúo 🙁
ayo
put them to sleep
pickup trucks really do not need to be much bigger than an 80s toyota hilux highkey
Bro is not Miyazaki
no feet pls
sleep works the best for me
Dude I'm not kidding
You can summon Melina as a cooperator for fighting morgott
Why not : (
What level should one be by the end of the first run realistically
Yeah ik but they kill me just whit onehit hahahaha
and if you dont use summons def do for this fight 😭

cuz im mod and admins said pg13 server
Yeah I confirmed that, I had no idea
Why are feet not pg13
somewhere between 120-150 from my experience
Noooo😔😔😢
Idk man
I quit all junk and fast food
maybe do some level grinding
shi💔
jorjor wel
I lost
Anyway, it is a run lvl1 : )
I need your opinion on sum
ohhh thats my fault im sorry 😭
Big brother is watching
What exactly
Don’t worry, maybe another day… today I can’t
im honestly not that good at the game so my advice might not be the best, but i would try to stock up on sleep pots then learn both of their movesets
i eat mcD thrice a week
its a liberating feeling
It's about in game level, can I dm?
Yeah
unfort i relapsed and eat out semi frequently
well whenever you get back to it goodluck twin 🥹
god im so immature sometimes
I have another run lv389 I will learn movesets in that run
good day boidem
good idea 👀
its kinda wild how quickly car talk devolves into tribalism and hostility
don't we all
I hope they remove jam from the game
Don’t give anyone a refund
they don’t deserve it
jam mains when they're in neutral for 2 seconds and haven't qcf+k yet
bye son goodluck
I defeated Godrick, cool battle but it was still very easy, a tarnished helped me kill him @tender brook
Oh my god guess who I just got matched against
Who
I noticed changes, my mental health suddenly becoming real good and becoming overall positive and energetic once I started eating only healthy and started eating less
JAM
Sorry, I don't know, but congratulations!
as a chipp main I need more buffs
If you didn't kill him alone then it's pointless
how can I compete without my 4f jab
What?
give him his invisibility and teleport back I say
You took his help to kill godrick
Just fought radahn for first time ever. Killed him on 1st try with +7 executioner Greataxe 😄
I haven’t seen one in literal months
Well, I had to help the defiled one because she had lost a companion
It’s not good
after the nerfs I don't imagine that'll change much
Cool!
That is unfortunate
Who is the defiled one
he's not terrible of course but he's more reset heavy now
i hate that all the advice to improve your mental health like that actually works
the life of a chipp main is dropping a combo and exploding
i mean i dont, its great people can improve themselves like that, but man. i really am just not doing the exact thing i need to be 😭
Sorry, I use a translator, but it was an NPC that uses an axe
Nepheli Loux?
YEah
she's cool, we all love nepheli here
I helped her, she had lost a companion in the battle
The thing is.....your mental improves when you face your problems and work on them
For me it was junk food and overeating
For you it could be something else
but the fight against Godrick was fun, I broke his stance several times
i fear mine is a lesson i am simply doomed to have to repeat indefinitely
but hey on the bright side! that means im about due for the upswing again :D
i like that godrick is just canonically a bit of a chud
heavenly buster
a bit is an understatement
pot and chipp, the 10-10 match up
all chipps going into jail
only if you can catch us
like dude's got a monument posted outside his castle that says "i, malenia blade of miquella, absolutely ran a devious fade over this fool named chudrick" and he cant have it taken down because he knows it's true
i beat a chipp spamming c.s as aba the entire match
bad chipp
am i having a stroke
yeah this cant be english
Help
i have no idea what yall are talking about lmao
being predictable on a guy who has every tool in the game and dying is your own fault lol
the price we pay
son of a rat named franklin pcr is killing me man
with what
guard counters cant break stances can they
Pretty sure they can
good to know
At least as far as i can remember
i did the whole base game not knowing guard counters existed so i'm catching up
im going to 2h > 214h rrc c.s c.s 2h 6236h 5k 236k 6k you
Theres a whole bubble tear in the dlc that makes it pretty good
yeah what
What is a chud
i've got a bit of a scheme. you know malenias scarlet aonia incantation
aba mains try not to 2h in neutral challenge
i remember when i was picking it up
it works really good if i can get an opening, but idk if its worth the spell slots
oh its guilty gear
yup
that's just fighting game notation in general
you
yeah those are too hard for me to get into lmao
Okay I won
is this just smash
Essentially the same game
Its pretty good tbh
holy weeb tho
she did not wanna block huh
Look wise at least
the hard part is figuring out when he wont slime me using it
why is it. like that.
for some reason lmao
playing gg like it's a single player game lol
Timing is everything
its whoever can flow chart first really
the game is more spammy than any other fighter ive played
ram flow chart
he can bleed, he can die
you must be new to the genre my friend it gets so much worse
yeah i found one move in phase 2 that I can use it during and get him
ull love playing against it
not really
Testament vs Aba is soooo fun
i played mk since 9
try finger
i want to learn testament but theres a skin mod i want that the creator took down
still a babe
236236H
oops
oh the help a mimic tear would be 😔
they took down like all their skin mods im pissed they were all fire
gg bro got hacked
No invite links
Do you think you can trade later tonight or tomorrow?
thats tuff
banned on sight
I’m using skins for Aba and rammy
ANOTHER
another one got hacked gg
Appreciate it
I have a Power and Miku for Aba :3 and Xrd hat for Ramlethal
their own fault tbh
is so cheap
also if you have, then you'd know kenshi was more insane there than any character in strive lol
i mean i think in 1 he is way worse
GOD why did they remove this
testament zoning??? kenshi had one move that invalidated half the roster
gl blocking that
he's not. trust me.
idk ive played against them all
they don't make zoners like mk9 kenshi anymore
and 1 was way worse
What challenge should I do for my randomizer run
thank god
War devil so beaut
if ur talking zoning then 9 yeah
but i think the pressue he has is worse in 1
its just non stop flow chart
frame traps everywhere
i loved ghostface tho, it was the only good thing about 1
simply guess the mix
between him and the spirit?
how XD
unless u have cat reflexes ur just dying
i do miss tekken tho
i could never get into tekken
I played it a little but it’s painful
i eat rocks
I've never had as much trouble in my history as a fighting game player as I did fighting mk9 kenshi tbh
the ptsd is coming out
kazuya mains rise up
me teeth not work anymori
wtf is a left tracking move?
😔
i'm gonna tweak boys
we pewgf in this mf
i love how he is the most aggresive character to play against until you figure out side step right...
or is it left
i forgot
T_T
yeah i abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz too
we need to get that 1v1 runback
it's left
but that leaves you -31 on block
I eat sand
Yo
Bro thinks he is DIO
I wish I had a emoji of that girl that reacted to the "I have this poor little gummy bear and I am going to destroy it" video to react to this responce
But I dont
i married him
I can give you something better
🔏 🔏 🔏 🔏
Hooray, im on my first playthrough of elden ring and just beat morgott 2nd try at level 91 🙂
lock with ink pen emoji is truly a emoji that has colors
overleveled
crying_emoji
SON
ur overleveled
morgott at 91 isnt that bad
30 vigor morgott
i beat him at around 50 ish my first time around
here's the thing. i know that i probably should swap the black blade for blasphemous because that's what i built my stats around
bro explored limgrave and leyndell
on the other hand, i hate blasphemous
i loved the thing when i got it but it turned into a crutch
...yeah??
Bro found torrent
bro played the game
i mean leyndell at 50 looks like u skipped liurnia
bro is the game
bro played the game,
I lost the game
bro got his cheeks clapped by Promised Consort Radahn (wait that's me)
thats why i said 50 ish, I dont remember my exact level but i know it was under 90 at above 40
did u finish ur first game now?
that was 2 years ago
who do you main? is it ram?
W
please tell me its not normal to spawn in godskin nobles place everytime u die against serpent king
did u try spellblade
If that horn kid is morgott that means Elden ring movie takes place thousands of years before the base game
its not normal you missed graces
or at least a few hundred
alr i mightve
So that means no vyke
maybe
theres a grace just before you enter serpent arena
I hope they nerf ram even more
really wish it was about vyke but that’s fine, idk who the mc could be then
take one of her swords
?? i took a portal? where??
i never thought i would say this since hollow knight has been my favorite metroidvania since it came out, but the new yacht club game mina the hollower look more fun, i can't wait to play it
its just at the start sfter you use the teleporter to go to entrance its called "auidence pathway"
Not nice
i swear im blind
no lannseax/vyke romance, this is tragic indeed
maybe time for a break
at this point i'm pretty sure radahn waits for me to have a good run and then decides to combo me with all of his hardest to dodge moves
aughh i havent played in a hot sec
neither have i
im playing now and its cooked
Elden ring still alive and kicking even after 4 years I see👀🧐 GOAT
for well made games 4 years is nothing
my bad
there's speed run tech being discovered to this day for some games older than it's runners
if you take a moment to refresh your brain you may end up doing better
So elden ring has many characters with similar names to dark souls entries
frapuccino?
yes
May you say.,,,.
Is it completely out of the question that elden ring might be an alternate reality, similar to Steel Ball Run?
maybe?
This does not spark joy
I won Aba vs Unika and then quit
Is it normal to take 200 tries to beat Rykard...
unika, when you wanna unga bunga with a cutsie anime girl
If youre using small shield only sure
Did you not use the serpent hunter?
serpent +7...
Jesus christ....
I'm just ass ig
you got him at least
I think I was under levelled though
Good luck with maliketh, but you got rykard
What level
Like 45
It would not be an understatement to say maybe
It's my first playthrough of the game 😭
R1/R2 most of the fight, L2 when he tries to skull spam (sky turns red)
Malekith, one of the only bosses harder in phase one
What level was I meant to be
and pray a lava geyser doesn't spawn under you
thats because im sad
holy rip pump those numbers up
I respect the grind tbh
You should probably be going towards the mid-end game by that point unless youre literally trying to get blasphemous blade early...
I found that at the start of both phase you can get a Power heavy, then a Skill then another power heavy, then the bastard gripped me and body slammed me
So like 80, 90 maybe
I did it for levels....
So I could fight Goldfrey
you beat Rykkard underleveled so congrats
😭
now you can juice up with his runes
I got like 10 levels from it 🥲
You can probably use that skill then
But not the levels for sure
if he can bleed then he can die
i mean you could kill the dragonbarrow avatar with just a bow if you shoot from the cliff
that's a decent amount
I think you've earned the right to use blasphemous blade more than any of us though
if he can bleed then he can die 😭 HELP ME
For sure lol
Is that a good weapon?
One of the best in the game, its from his remembrance
Radahn is the goat
you can also cheese the night cavalry by trying to fight it normally too
Yeah, very strong and easy to use
damn I thought I was just ass at the game 😭
The ash of war is a long ranged magma eruption that heals you
apparently I'm not that bad at the game 🥲
can someone help with mohg
I swear I cheese the night cavalry more by trying to fight it legit than by trying to actually cheese them intentionally
No, you just pulled the "if it can bleed, it can die" strat 😭
get BB
go into SOTE
get talisman of the dread
profit!
I mean... if it was truly 200 tries even under leveled, you still are but just a little bit 
can someone help with mohg
I did it with like 5 flasks remaining aswell 😭
That's more insane
Wait no 9
It was the skulls chasing you right?
hardest Rykkard move is the lava fissure and rain of skulls if you let him get it off tbh
I had 9 left
Thats what killed you 150+ times?
everything else is so slow it's not that much of an issue
Mreow
I only used 1 flask that attempt
You know that move rykard does to finish his red skull barrage, where he swings that sword down?
umm so the first 50 was like be getting choke slammed by the Bit and smlam attack
Following a guide out of order to get some good equipment and early build i just completed it but i reallt dont know where to go, i just killed starscourge radhan but thats all
How can i just follow the story in order?
I found that out the hard way, I had him 1hp and got sliced
Go to the newfound pit in the map
Yo how do you beat the draconic tree sentinel or whatever this guys name is
Story continues from there?
Right, that's what the ash of war for his remembrance weapon is
cheese him he's not worth the hassle, he's a boring boss and no one likes him
holy
gotchu
Yeah(ish), more stuff to do but if you beat radahn you can go there
Alr then thanks
ure a boring boss
I mean you can fight him normally if not Google a guide and you can body him off the map
I like him besides one slam attack
daaaamn you got eem
Nah it's when he spams lightning or fireballs
Adapt
Might as well cheese bro
He beat rykard at level 45 with 9 flasks left
@royal sun
I don’t care what he did
Imagine being called a boring boss by someone who had the patience to fight Rykard 200 times, damn 💀
Oh this is about draconic
DTS is easy. super telegraphed attacks
you can no hit rykard easy
fireball spam is pretty easy to avoid
Mb, no DTS shouldn't be cheesed
i fought tree sentinel for 6 hrs
what do you want you you you you
yeah, I cheesed The godskin before Rykard aswell 😭 threw like 5 sleep pots he belly flipped me once and almost killed me 🥲
You… you you you… 🦎
togethah
lmaooo
We will devour the very foffdsss
Its just when you get caught in endlag and the horse decides its the perfect time to do it, but thats not too often
thats because you were swinging at an actual tree, then you woke up
are we doing vc right now dude I’m getting impatient
I lowkey used one then ran out and just used eleonoras pole blade
Well it might not have been 200 but it's like 1hr 30 straight of going in and out of the fight
If it can bleed it can die
lunar is gonna hear about this, with my fists
lmao 😭

Oh okay, yeah that certainly shouldn't have quite been 200 lol
what the hell im being impersonated
Felt like it
You know chat, something I noticed is that with 25 faith on a dex/arc build, Im already very close to being a full on dragon communion build
That’s why I pinged dude!!!
Prolly like 100 - 150
"If it bleeds, kill it."
- Big John, probably
We’re different your cucumber JOE
I had a feeling it was exaggerated, cause no way someone's taking 200 on Rykard
dont ever ping me when im in a business meeting again
thats 3 lashings tonight
I can use the majority of communion spells that are actually good, can cast them quickly, and even use the dragon hunter great katana/great katana with blood slash on occult
it happens much less if you're closer to him
maybe its time to play crimson desert
True, but I tend to be a caster
How do you get the blasphemous blade do I need to go to redahns tower?
i am in vc you are the chud liar
You kill rykard
Rykard's Remembrance
okay give me a moment I’m putting my clothes away
I used it
commit blasphemy
For what
For runes?!
get in close and carian slicer then nerd
Don't you DARE tell me 30000 runes
yes 🥺
Broooo
thats hilarious
No 😭
You know those walking mausoleums? Go knock one down and duplicate his remembrance NOWWWW
casters and their scrolls
But I used it
You can duplicate after using it
OKAY
okay I’m jointing bc cucumber joe
They r in Liurnia right ? North East or are they in weeping
sixc sveen six seven seiux seven
Including 2 in Liurnia and 1 in Weeping, yes
I'm in one of them now what
But you can duplicate the shardbearer remembrances only at the ones with the bells
wait did I knock out the wrong one
@timid tide how many times have you finished the game
Bro we meet again
If it didn't have a bell, you can't copy Rykard's iirc
Once, but that includes Consort as of yesterday
I finally beat malenia oh my god
Malenia is ass
When I get to Malenia
I will show you how ez it is
That's the SPIRIT
can't wait for elden ring 2 where we'll fight malenia again except even more powerful
@final breach you're a brave Tarnished
How do you knock the big things over when they don't have barnacles on their feet
There's gonna be an elden ring 2?
whatever their next release is
This is my first playthrough
we'll fight a malenia clone there, I swear it
Elden Ring is very addictive 😅
get on top of them
In elden ring 1 , I played as the Tarnished
In elden ring 2, i wanna play as the bosses
And then I will say "Put your foolish ambitions to REST"
I am now exploring Liurnia, I got some cool items
Is this your 1st playthrough
Im sorry that went off the rails
Me 2 bro
Me 2
alright now can someone tell me how to get this blasphemous Glock 19
Let's see who is the better elden ringer
I forgot where liurnia is
The lake?
Yeah
Train conductor post accident:
Massive lake after Godrick
Yeah i remember now
I killed Renella there
I don't like to use katanas, I use Guts' sword @green yew
based
you can switch to strength and faith or strength and intelligence later on to use even cooler weapons
Everdark balancers is pre nerf gaius levels of horrible
I see
Well it's not about what I like or not like
For me, I use whatever weapon that does the most dmg
And everyone told me Nagakiba
Are there greatswords better than Guts'?
gaius right now is okay
what was pre nerf like
yes, many
A greatsword causes a lot of damage and also breaks posture...
When you entered the fog door he was right in front of you and charged immediately so you had basically 0 time to dodge
i was a guts sword main until i switched to strength and faith
What level is that greatsword of yours
I have to be up at 7 am tommorow, it's 2.30 because I was fighting rykard 😭
+8
What scaling does it require
Im at Alexander spot in saintbridge but he not there where he supposed to be sitting at
forge stones
good enough for liurna
Idk that
does your greatsword say heavy greatsword?
Liurnia is very big, I spend hours exploring it, at the moment I am in a castle
Yeah, I think
Is it bc i summoned him in radhan fight?
I'm going to fight a boss now...
just see how much damage you deal and how much you take
Bro you don't need to explore just kill renella and move on
And btw take the bloodflame from liurnia

shes dead
just wondering
I already got this magic
kinda yeah
Yo im either choosing prisoner or bandit for my first runthrough which one should I choose
depends on your vigor and weapon level
prisoner ig
Okay
+9 bloodhounds fang and 35 vigor + radagons
Risk of Rain 2 time 
Good now kill that beech renella
because astel is encountered after just 3 main bosses right?
idk
This might sound dumb but can you kill Malekith early via Caelid
first playthrough, idk which 3 major bosses
in elden ring nothings dumb, everythings possible xD
Margit, Godrick, and Rennala?
try if you want
oh first playthrough? i ain't gonna spoil nothing
Happy ending for every Npc?
well I killed the first 3 bosses
explore young tarnished
- small horse guy
just dont ask questions and play
that's super dumb
100%
Exactly
I don't want to overlevel and make ts super easy but I also don't want to underlevel and get pooped on
its like asking for world peace, never gonna happen xD
Cries in blaidd and Alexander
Your next mandatory boss is like level 50
shudddap we have a young tarnished here, don't spoil nothing for him
No such thing exist in that universe that I know of
I am fighting against a magical knight who is on top of a horse, but I ended up dying 
I am fighting against a magical knight who is on top of a horse, but I ended up dying
Just so you don't over level yourself
loretta my beloved
Knight cavalry?
Yeah
Loretta
Wait, tree sentinel?
Lemme google
I haven't beat the game but one of my friends was at your stage at level 100, don't do that you will find the next bosses piss easy
Thats an anoying fight
Be like me fight them under leveled on accident because your a chud
she is easy, I was just out of health potions
tbh the "main" bosses are easy, side bosses suck every ounce of energy from you
Loretta is a decent boss in my opinion
cough cough Blasphemy!
I fought margit being under levelled
I found her fun, too bad I'm going to kill her quickly
that's legit a gimmick fight xD
I found it fun
Did someone ping me
togethaaa
U killing the real one or the one at caria manor?
I replied but it got auto deleted because I did it in full caps
out of all the horse people, I like loretta
I forgot servers ban them messages
Are there two Loretta?
oui
three sisters is the projection

I don't like boss fights where the enemie is on a hourse
whaaaaaa
Can someone paypal me 3 dollars for food please life sucks im really sorry 💔
why?
why would someone hate my red hair goat
against who?
consort radahn
the guides say my scad level should be 5 more than it is
When he slams to the floor 3 times for some reason the third impact always hits me Even do i do the Best Dodge of My life
but he can bleed man
the hitboxes of the third ones are kinda cheats
And then we have elden beast
that guy sucks, when I killed him torrent wasn't even allowed
You DidWHAT
then they patched it
with my beloved milady, pierced through his heart
im using the black blade
I just killed Loretta, I thought she would be stronger, but it was still fun @green yew @tender brook

All the besht buddy, hes one of my favorite bosses ever
he was fun the first 2 hours
Good job
and im sure ill appreciate him after hes dead
Congratulations, now get ready for some tickling
but lord have mercy
who upp rn ringing they Elden?
Second phase maliketh is better than phirst
@wise sage @plush briar thank you!
Water is wet

Someone recommended me a respect build
It isn't inherently bad, but
uhm
I have 50 HP 😭
or well
50 vigor
being underleveled is peak
get a job
I had your problem once
I was underleveled and replied on mimic tear on my first playthrough 😔
im not underleveled
I was a chud
but I have evolved
Try those 2 tree sentinels next
but for both radahn and astel it was insanely easy so I want to avoid being way too strong later down the line
how stupid is it of me to be using the black blade for consort radahn
In what world would anyone say phase 1 is better than phase 2
Radahn is typically easy depending on how you play
melee no summons
Who is interested in Game bot?
.
me
Someone know why i tag no one in invade or arena (Online Enable xD)
I don’t know
Damnit
Potato
bro.
i mean
you are right about starscourge radahn
If I beat rykard at level 40, does the Blasphemous blade eliminate my like 'underlevelledness
Radahn is still a cool boss
he's only fun if you do the glitch
literally me😭
If you struggling way too much then yea, best weapon in the game for a reason
whas is the FASTEST rune farm? im doing bird and poor guys at hill rn but I need more
Earning them :)
man ive beat the game hella times but im just tryna experiment with more stats with my super conflicted schedule
That's the fastest one, you shouldn't run farm it ruins the game 😭
doesnt ruin the game it makes messing around 10x funner and faster wdym
in my last playthrough which I quit before Renalla, I did the rune farm ONLY to pay for my weapon upgrades and smithing stones
Coz they r expensive
ur so friggin cool
I know right
it does?
yes 😭
hes a noobie dude
I like potatoes
dude rune farned on like the third boss 😭
you can literally pull up to leyndell with 99 99 99 99
it was my first time touching a game of that caliber
earlier today i was so close to beating malenia
Also I had killed radahn at level 30 and draconic
ur right tho if u havent already beat the game dont rune farm
beat the game and u will be cracked at dark souls too
yeah, that was my first attempt, but I don't consider it a 'playthrough' so I consider this one I'm currently doing as my first playthrough
have fun gl
guys should I buy dark souls 1 and 2 or both/none
I have the Blasphemous blade at level 60, Goldfrey don't know what's coming
Chickenburger
ds1 is such a good and replayable game ds2 isnt as great but is still rlly fun get em both
get bloodborne
I heard dark souls 2 is absolute hell cuz of the runbacks?
u cant get it on PC
rough
u can’t?
The controls suck anyways, sprint and jump are the same button 😭
u will get used to them rlly fast all dark souls have runbacks compared to er where there was nun but ds2 run backs are the worst but its still rlly worth it also u can use dark magic/ hexes on ds2 and its super fun only game I maged
rennalas runback sucked
Gobble
I also heard smth about uhh that if u die in ds2 you lose everything?
And you lose half your hp I think
Don't forget the heals aren't like thr estsu flask
It's consumables so you got to find them again
@subtle glade No invite links.
no u lose a little bit of max health the more you hollow capping at half u can easily unhollow but its different from ds1 and ds3 where u are encouraged to die a lot and experiment when in ds2 u r trying to stay alive for the longest time possible
there is estus in ds2
Oh
i have no clue what all of this means but looks fire
Well I never really seen ds2 playthroughs lol
play the dark souls trilogy trust me
also should I play ds1 ds2 ds3 in order, like does it matter
it doesnt matter
ds2 also had the most player interactions ive ever seen too lots of invasions
I just do it in order because why not
yes it does
ds1 and ds3 are connected and you will see old npcs dead figures lots of lore
ds2 is seperate
I'm not a fan of demon souls I can't keep farming for heals
I bought ds3 like 2 months ago but i lowkey ragequitted cuz I sucked back then
Alright thanks champ
And spend like an hours dying and searching for another check point
im platinuming code vein right now so yeah
im buying them ofcourse and ill just figure it out whenever I feel like playing them
if u play ds1 and want to join a covenant consider darkwraiths I had a absolute blast invading people and robbing them of humanity
Is ds1 hard
Cuz I like me a challenge but i get tilted so damn easy
I like challenges
I platinumed sekiro, costed me a monitor but its worth it
its harder then elden ring
ds1 = super hard areas but easier bosses
elden ring super easy areas but harder bosses
thats the formula I noticed
so ur telling me the enemies are harder than the bosses
Tilted towers
on ur second playthrough ds1 turns into a cakewalk cuz of all the shortcuts ive beat it 3 times and im confident I could finish this in one sitting
I need Runes and some weapons +6 please
Anyone knows why there are less people for invasion?? 🙁
no but navigating through really tough areas with harsh environments and npcs with limited bonfires make em hard getting to the boss is always the light at the end of the tunnel
okay okay gotchu
but like idk which souls like i should play
after platinuming sekiro i feel like no game is worth playing
the worldbuilding of ds1 also easily clears all the other souls
cuz I absolutely loved sekiro
I havent beat it yet
I'm playing sekiro rn lol
W
Inner owl
I got elden ring, ds3, code vein, AI limit and uhh
I was playing bloodborne but I got a sudden erge to replay elden ring
idk but those are the souls likes i have in my library
im buying ds2 and ds1 tmrw so only lies of p and bloodbourne
The maidens are waiting
have fun with dark souls
Idk if I will
I hate heavy dodge combat systems
I dont hate it but like i really dislike it
I hated ds1 so much when I first started like I was angry every time I hopped on but its my fav souls and in my top3 games now
the thing is
im horrendous in dodging, cuz idk when I need to dodge in, sideways or back
I get so confused in ds1
Then I die and completely lose it
lol
Too much areas
dark souls III made me lose a controller
and sekiro made me lose a monitor
ds3 bosses are so fast and angry bruh
I like ds3
bro
the first ''boss''
at the very beginning of the game
Gundyr had my ass
has some weird ahh hitboxes
pontiff doesnt even wait till u get near him he just throws himself at you
Ye
parry?
Ye
With what can u parry
You can parry with your hands
What
You can
I might consider going back to platinuming the forest
And then do a spin the wheel for which souls like I should play nextt
I want to platinum every from software game but the annoying part is I have to play every game multiple times to get the plat
I've never really gone pure mage before.. should I?
I did mage before
How do I get in contact with mods for a user who got compromised and is dming the mr beast cryptoscam to people? They just need to be kicked until they get their account back. Modmail won't let me use it without some stupid login BS that I don't want to do.
I'd rather do melee because I'm not good at int even thought I don't have much int points irl
🤤
Well I want the ability to deal melee damage, is there any melee weapon that particularly just scales insane off of int?
Should I buy ds 2:scholar of the first sin? @warm rapids
is that relevant for the lore
yes it gives dlc and refines the game