general-discussion

[raven fern]

Fire giant is easy, just annoying

[hexed ferry]

fire giant is my least favorite er boss by far

[sacred stratus]

I had to multiplayer him

[raven fern]

Yes, bleed damage and skill damage is beautiful

[hexed kernel]

guys do you think the next main souls game will be easier or harder

[green yew]

What is skill dmg

[raven fern]

Ash of war

[quick thistle]

ohmy you love being miserable

[wispy bison]

spongy bosses only ruin games where the combat isnt engaging, the lack of hp of bosses in elden ring makes them bad, and too easy, you dont really get to engage with the combat because you just spam your strongest attack and trade if needed to kill the boss as fast as possible

[hexed ferry]

there will be no next main souls game

[sacred stratus]

I think he means next title

[hexed ferry]

oh

[green yew]

No it isn't beautiful, i barely do 300 dmg per hit

[paper seal]

them mages and incant peeps in coop they don't care about no downscaling they buff 20 times and one shot regardless, meanwhile me my huge chunk of iron only doing mosquito bites of damage

[sacred stratus]

There most definitely will be

[hexed ferry]

duh mb

[raven fern]

That’s on you bro 😭

[paper seal]

yaa

[winged obsidian]

I despise pvp mages

I've been t bagged so many times by them

[paper seal]

oh nahhhhhh

[winged obsidian]

and they're never doing the heavy lifting either

[halcyon kernel]

I've been pvping with my friend its hella fun

[wispy bison]

only in max ng+ scaling did the bosses feel actually engaging, i actually had to learn how to play because otherwise id be wasting flasks and fp on a boss that wont die just like that, sadly by that point your stats and weapons are maxed so even then the first few bosses are nothing but a common enemy at that point

[winged obsidian]

got me feeling like havel

[green yew]

No you tell me how you comparing ngakiba that does barely 300 dmg with sorceries that take out half of enemy hp bar in one hit

[raven fern]

you’re just not building correctly

that’s on you, not the weapon

[solid gate]

Bleed

[green yew]

Tell me how to build Nagakiba then

[raven fern]

I don’t really wanna

[nova matrix]

60 vig 80 dex, done

[solid gate]

He won't be doing anything unless you change the tone 😂

[wispy bison]

or 80 arcane if ur doing bleed

[solid gate]

Bros tryna argue for no reason

[wispy bison]

hi keanu

[halcyon kernel]

Unsheathe aow with alexander talisman and rellana's cameo

[nova matrix]

Bleed katanas😔

[willow minnow]

depends on what it even is.
A souls like game or a sekiro like game

[wispy bison]

i avoid bleed like the plague bro, actual fun killing status

[halcyon kernel]

Two handed sword talisman would be good as well

[nova matrix]

I just dont grasp why run bleed katanas over other bleed options

[paper seal]

with taunters tongue or 1v1? Fighting invaders is so much fun

[winged obsidian]

bleed is kinda boring ngl

[green yew]

Tf? 80 dex? Will take me centuries to get lvl 80 on a single attribute
My Nagakiba is +16
With bloodflame
And implying thrust AOWs

[wispy bison]

because larpers and weebs

[winged obsidian]

it's just so damn strong

[wispy bison]

simple as

[halcyon kernel]

We fight each other via duelist finger

[winged obsidian]

wish not all the katanas had innate bleed

[nova matrix]

See previous missive

[raven fern]

Average Bloodflame builder

[wispy bison]

"i must use katana because im so anime!!" 🥀

[winged obsidian]

moonveil shouldn't at least

[wispy bison]

literally the only reason why people pick samurai

[green yew]

What does alexander talisman do

[halcyon kernel]

Dragonscale and serpentbone blade don't

[willow minnow]

increase attack power of skills

[nova matrix]

Samurai is also just a good stat spread

[halcyon kernel]

^^^

[wispy bison]

just use vagabond

[nova matrix]

I go between the two, though I prefer prisoner when I can swing it

[raven fern]

Wretch

[paper seal]

no way moonveil has bleed

[willow minnow]

Warrior shard version is like 10% and Alexander shard is 15% I THINK.

[nova matrix]

Starting with magic glintblade is so gas

[halcyon kernel]

Correct

[green yew]

I picked Samurai bcoz I loved Power rangers Samurai as a kid

[wispy bison]

i used prisoner as my starting class for my spell only build because i just love magic glintblade

[green yew]

Prisoner suits you

[nova matrix]

Stupid good spell for early game

[wispy bison]

its just fun bro

you can cast it and cat other spells while it readies to fire

[raven fern]

I used vagabond bc it looked coolest

[wispy bison]

until you get ancient death rancor 😈

building for prince of death staff is suffering though

[odd abyss]

uh
Idk how 2 respond 2 that

Yeah, I've already beaten the game twice, ik

[willow minnow]

dont

[paper seal]

yea vagabond got that fit on

[wispy bison]

i dont like the vagabond fit ngl, the helmet looks like an actual bucket

and the cape is ugly

[raven fern]

yeah the helmet looks funny

[winged obsidian]

it does indeed

[raven fern]

I love prophet the most

[wispy bison]

got a curtain and tied it to my back

[molten lichen]

Who are you

[winged obsidian]

why do all katanas have bleed when they're not innately shaper? dunno

[willow minnow]

imagine moonveil had like a mini rennala attack.

[winged obsidian]

rule of cool

[paper seal]

I don't like helmets in general, in most games I don't wear a helm if that's an option

[raven fern]

does dragonscale have bleed?

[wispy bison]

i mean katanas used to be the only bleed options back in the og games

[paper seal]

imagine moonveil would summon spirits of the foes you bested with each aow

[wispy bison]

katanas and daggers

[elfin cobalt]

when people practice on Malenia, do they just keep fighting, and just before killing her let her kill them?

[hexed kernel]

souls

[plain sentinel]

elden bling

[wispy bison]

my favorite katana will always be serpent bone blade

i think the nokstella katana is cool but like

serpent bone blade

[raven fern]

I like the lightning blade

I think it looks cool and that’s all I neeed

[winged obsidian]

serpentbone is the only one without innate bleed

[raven fern]

dragonscale doesn’t have bleed I tioight

[winged obsidian]

and it has a unique r2

[wispy bison]

incorrect

[raven fern]

jeryyy

[wispy bison]

there are others

[raven fern]

Yeah I only said it 4 times

[winged obsidian]

oh yeah dragon scale

[willow minnow]

if you look at it, THAT should be one that has bleed

[raven fern]

agreed

[plain sentinel]

me like uhhh

[winged obsidian]

but dragon scale is... ok

[raven fern]

it’s serrated

[plain sentinel]

i like the dragon katana

[wispy bison]

its made out of a venomous snake, why would it have bleed

[raven fern]

serrated

[winged obsidian]

I don't like the lightning slash but it's a cool effect

[plain sentinel]

but i also like Eleanoras poleblade

[wispy bison]

im scribed 📜 🪶

[wispy bison]

you do not hit with the serrated part

[raven fern]

I do

[wispy bison]

i am banning you

[gray spade]

gugu gaga

[sour lagoon]

Why are you

[wispy bison]

ok i need to do my skincare goodbye LOSERS and hi john my goat

[paper seal]

enjoy

[sour lagoon]

Hey iris

Enjoy your skincare

[plain sentinel]

yk the only thing i want is a game with ranni. It doesn't even have to be souls just a post age of stars Ranni dating sim

don't judge me ik you want it too

[winged obsidian]

I like the sound of her voice, I'll say that

[plain sentinel]

is cozy

[winged obsidian]

maybe I got a thing for British ladies with soft voices

[plain sentinel]

also ranni ending best ending and idk why there's any debate

[raven fern]

She does have a very nice voice

Messmer has a nice voice too

[winged obsidian]

if it spites the outer god of rot it's a good ending to me

[paper seal]

If they'd do a ranni game I'd rather have it be an age of stars one where you make that journey

[willow minnow]

Isn't any ending where you break the cycle considered the true ending?

[raven fern]

erm

[plain sentinel]

no im pretty sure the elden lord ending in the "true" ending

[winged obsidian]

Messmer's voice is ear sugar

[plain sentinel]

I could be wrong it might be none of them

[floral nimbus]

Who is stronger shura or shabriri/frenzied flame

[winged obsidian]

the true ending is up to interpretation until the sequel is revealed and tells us little to nothing

[willow minnow]

radahn.

[plain sentinel]

midra

[plain sentinel]

i will sell my newborn for elden ring 2

[raven fern]

Do it

[floral nimbus]

Father.....💔

[raven fern]

I’m pregnant and when I give birth I’ll give my baby to fromsoft As a sacrifice

[plain sentinel]

as you should

[floral nimbus]

For sekiro 2 right😭✌️

[plain sentinel]

i don't care about anything else i just want more ranni

[raven fern]

:Paracelcuspregnant:

[raven fern]

For anything i can obtain

[plain sentinel]

i wanna traverse the stars with my blue witch wife

[winged obsidian]

I think Ranni would be an interesting conversation partner

[plain sentinel]

and cuddle for eternity

[willow minnow]

so.....basically ||fire giant phase 2||.

[raven fern]

no bc I will not have a massive eye

[floral nimbus]

Who knows might be a side affect

[plain sentinel]

i mean what are kids really good for besides sacrifices for an uncaring deity

[winged obsidian]

I wonder if marika carried her kids or just magiked them into existence

she didn't nurse em, that's for sure

[raven fern]

could she switch to radagon if she was pregnant?

[floral nimbus]

Hm🤔

[winged obsidian]

yes but he'd still be pregnant

[raven fern]

gregnant

he’s like a seahorse

[winged obsidian]

indeed

[floral nimbus]

Niche reference

[willow minnow]

maybe she just marikalled them into being.

[winged obsidian]

the Zeus way

had godfrey take an axe to her skull

[willow minnow]

but wait.....

||if Radagon and Marika are the same person....||

oh god...

[brazen plaza]

||selfcest||

[plain sentinel]

mitosis

[floral nimbus]

Why do you think miq and malenia are cursed bro💔

[winged obsidian]

they reproduced through cellular mitosis

like a bacteria

[raven fern]

I have another way but I don’t wanna get into details

[wispy bison]

washed my face, i hate that my bangs get wet

[willow minnow]

also, speaking of ||Radagon||, how the heck did I have more trouble with him then I did from the ||Elden Beast||.

[raven fern]

I love when my bangs get wet

makes me feel feral

[winged obsidian]

or perhaps a slime mold

[plain sentinel]

idk what ur talking about i just spammed him so i could get beast attempts in

[wispy bison]

yeah sure buddy youre the alpha

[plain sentinel]

i was not interested in playing fair for both bosses

[raven fern]

Wolf emoji

[floral nimbus]

Cuz elden beast is ez

[winged obsidian]

they don't play fair to you why should you

[wispy bison]

i have been slacking off with my skincare, just like 2 days, skincare is so quick in getting rid of acne and redness but if you stop god damn it comes back quick

[plain sentinel]

that's why i beat miq, mel, and radahn all with hammers

like the greater will intended

[timid tide]

I love how the putrescent knight has the "kill you no matter what" fire attack

[winged obsidian]

the greater will went out for milk

[hasty willow]

What’s a fairly busted and flashy weapon

[raven fern]

What weapon do you think gives the enemies the most amount of pain ?

[winged obsidian]

antspur rapier

[plain sentinel]

i actually had a full mental breakdown after promised consort, and i did that pre nerd

[raven fern]

Whipping to death sounds like it sucks

[plain sentinel]

*nerf

[floral nimbus]

All the jjk larpers gonna move to sekiro when the anime releases💔

[winged obsidian]

rot is pretty brutal

[raven fern]

Poke poke poke

[winged obsidian]

Millicent was going through it

[raven fern]

I was thinking that red bleed whip

[wispy bison]

probably whips especially serrated ones if youre skilled with it, you wrap it around someones limb, pull really hard, flesh completely sundered

[plain sentinel]

poor mill

[winged obsidian]

the attack that's ridiculously inconsistent to dodge

[plain sentinel]

oo lala

[wispy bison]

thats why i love the bloodborne cane whip!!1

[floral nimbus]

Hi lol😳

[hasty willow]

What is everyone’s favourite weapon here

[wispy bison]

dni

probably the guardians sword spear

[floral nimbus]

Mortal blade

[raven fern]

Star fists, lance, godskin peeler

[timid tide]

Which one?

Its funny how you can say that for so many of the bosses in this game

SOTE specifically

[paper seal]

moonveil and backhand blades

[timid tide]

Boss quality has never been worse from FS tbh

[plain sentinel]

the uh uh uh the uh uhm... idk i don't have a favorite but i like the moonlight Greatsword

[willow minnow]

BCS.

[plain sentinel]

and the mohgwyn dynasty spear

[floral nimbus]

Brookie

[winged obsidian]

the ghost flame move

[willow minnow]

nihil.

[wispy bison]

the moonlight sword in this game sucks bro

[plain sentinel]

nihil

[winged obsidian]

where it rises up and splashes fire everywhere

[hasty willow]

What is BCS?

[paper seal]

keep your fantasies to yourself

[plain sentinel]

no it doesn't ur just single

[raven fern]

Fortnite

[paper seal]

it's a fun weapon and looks cool as well

[winged obsidian]

moonlight greatsword aint been the same since it started doing split damage

[timid tide]

I know what you mean, it's actually just terrible though

[wispy bison]

probably the most boring iteration of the sword, even more than the one in demons souls, that one didnt even fire beams i dont think

[paper seal]

and you don't need too much mp

[plain sentinel]

i mean i haven't been on elden ring since my xbox died, i only god nightreign last night

[raven fern]

I think the blade of the moonlight sword looks very pretty in Elden Ring

[plain sentinel]

ya

[paper seal]

yaa

[floral nimbus]

Baddest maiden?

[winged obsidian]

Bloodborne moonlight greatsword is probably my favorite though

[floral nimbus]

Emma🤤

[raven fern]

Ludwig effect

[wispy bison]

u think WRONG

[lavish yacht]

Ludwig’s moonlight sword is so cool

[paper seal]

whats it do in bloodborne

[winged obsidian]

the doll

[raven fern]

Yes maam

[winged obsidian]

she's a polite woman who has a very pretty dress and sophisticated attitude

[wispy bison]

my favorite moonlight sword is the one on ds3, just for the moonlight vortex

[lavish yacht]

I especially love the base moveset it’s basically a claymore but Bloodborne

[winged obsidian]

ah the fake moonlight greatsword yes

[wispy bison]

actually interesting weapon art unlike the one from elden ring

[paper seal]

isn't that just the meteoric great sword

[raven fern]

I never used the ds3 version

[floral nimbus]

😳

[wispy bison]

"imagine if to use the moonlight greatswords iconic projectiles... you had to buff it!!"

[willow minnow]

bandit curved sword

[willow minnow]

Nihhehehehil......

[floral nimbus]

You know what else you can imagine?

[raven fern]

The buff lasts a good 8 seconds too

[wispy bison]

absolutelly terrible

[raven fern]

It’s very annoying

[wispy bison]

the moonlight sword from armored core 6 😭

[winged obsidian]

ashes of war are a fickle thing

[timid tide]

I ran bloodhound's step, knight's lightning bolt, mimic tear, and varre, and I have never felt so justified doing so just go get through this terribly made boss honestly

[winged obsidian]

putrescent knight is pretty... nimble? I guess?

[lavish yacht]

Are any of the sote boss weapons even worth it

[winged obsidian]

kinda reminds me of the night cavalry in the way it constantly moves out of range

[wispy bison]

what kind of question is this

[winged obsidian]

putrescent knight axe is a lot of fun

I love that goofy ass thing

[raven fern]

I 𝒮𝓅𝒶𝓂𝓂ℯ𝒹 frenzy spells on it I think

Why did my keyboard switch

literally what was the point of that

[winged obsidian]

every time I killed the knight I used the coded sword

[wispy bison]

i dont think i could choose a favorite spell, i like alot

[lavish yacht]

I tried rellanas swords very cool looking weapon but disappointing damage

[wispy bison]

elden ring spells are quite fun

[timid tide]

Spammy, constantly moves out of the way of ranged attacks, only comes close when it's flying at you with its stupid 3 dash + 2 horse dash combo, and if you don't kill him in time, you're doomed

[wispy bison]

yep they are hard to build for

[winged obsidian]

rellana's swords have 3 scaling types for it's damage

[raven fern]

We need 1 more

[nova hazel]

easy

it's easy that's it

[winged obsidian]

it's funny cause in pvp they'll usually opt for one or the other

[timid tide]

No health, but you die if you get hit

[wispy bison]

for me there are only 2 hard bosses in ER and its just malenia and pcr

[winged obsidian]

it's a very obnoxious fight to learn and not a satisfying one to do at that imo

[nova hazel]

i mean it doesn't have any attacks that are super hard to dodge

[wispy bison]

those are the only 2 fights i have to fully focus on

[timid tide]

Exactly

[nova hazel]

that one combo where it spins a lot is super easy

[timid tide]

Its not a good fight, it's just annoying

[winged obsidian]

I suck at a lot of bosses the first few dozen times though

[nova hazel]

nah i like it

[timid tide]

Its not even necessarily that hard, it just sucks

[nova hazel]

annoying is gaius

[wispy bison]

bro talking about malenia

[nova hazel]

he ain't hard either it's just his charge is some bs

[winged obsidian]

that's an interesting opinion

[timid tide]

I could be talking about 70% of this game's bosses, lets be real

[winged obsidian]

gaius more annoying than the knight

[nova hazel]

duh

[wispy bison]

lets be fake

[rigid spire]

When’s the last time yall gooned to melania? Me, 3 minutes ago😔✌️

[winged obsidian]

I never fought him without light roll though

[lavish yacht]

This whole server is filled with interesting opinions

[raven fern]

thanks

[wispy bison]

<@&910556792730292286>

[raven fern]

I didn’t need to know that, dingus

[nova hazel]

oh that's a ping we can use?

[delicate shuttle]

Its also filled with really uninteresting opinions too

[rigid spire]

Hey hey hey now let’s slow down there buddy

[wispy bison]

say bye bye

[sacred stratus]

Snitch

[winged obsidian]

very interesting opinions

[rigid spire]

Bro acting like I care about a discord server😭✌️

[delicate shuttle]

Bro called the popo on someone for some reason

[winged obsidian]

difficulty is subjective anyway

[wispy bison]

then leave goodbye

[raven fern]

I need to use the bathroom

[nova hazel]

wandering noble is the hardest enemy in the game

[winged obsidian]

for every boss someone cleared it first try and someone else is in tears over it

[rigid spire]

If I could use pictures I have the greatest looking discord mod representation I could upload rn😭🙏

[wispy bison]

i dont car :(

[winged obsidian]

yes it is

[raven fern]

I have two cars

zero cats

[nova hazel]

and pcr can be beaten by a baby fresh out the womb ✌️

[winged obsidian]

in theory

[rigid spire]

Bro who are you😭

[paper seal]

that pcr strength one is so cool

[raven fern]

I’m Tetrakarn, nice to meet you

[winged obsidian]

although those are two really extreme examples

[rigid spire]

I’m ourple

[raven fern]

hi ourple

[nova hazel]

it's not fully subjective that's why

[lavish yacht]

I always get reminded some people really did take like hundreds of attempts on Elden ring bosses

[winged obsidian]

yeah it isn't of course but we both know that

[rigid spire]

Yo can someone tell me how to hitless consort redahn lowk struggling rn😔🙏

[winged obsidian]

that's how you learn, no shame in it

[rigid spire]

Hit me up fr fr🥀

[raven fern]

kill

[sour lagoon]

[paper seal]

my highest was 52 for pcr

[nova hazel]

uhhh buckler shield and misericorde parry build

idk

with no armor too ✌️

[sour lagoon]

I’m so dehydrated

[lavish yacht]

Even then my worst boss which was pcr took me less than 100 attempts

[winter dock]

It's the second phase that gets me 🥀

[paper seal]

hydrate up gang

[winged obsidian]

I died to malenia probably like 80-90 times or more tbh

[rigid spire]

Oi piss off

[lavish yacht]

And I don’t use cheese strategies either

[winged obsidian]

everyone's different y'know? dying that many times is, imo more impressive since it shows a lot of resolve to win

[paper seal]

yaa

[winged obsidian]

I respect the grind of trying until you win

[sour lagoon]

[winter dock]

That damn waterfoul move

[paper seal]

the only thing that matters is that you ended up the victor

[rigid spire]

Second phase legit just a whole 2hollis concert

[winged obsidian]

yeah it's annoying

[lavish yacht]

2nd phase is a light show

[winged obsidian]

I don't even think it's that bad in a vacuum but with the other stuff it's bleh

[rigid spire]

Worse than witches of hemwick imo

[winter dock]

4th of July ahh stadium

[rigid spire]

*speed laugihimg face

[lavish yacht]

Witches of hemwick is just an easy boring boss

[sour lagoon]

?

Witch of hemwick is the laughing stock of bb

[rigid spire]

Exactly tho, like no substance you just run around

[winged obsidian]

the entire screen turning yellow to the point you cannot see anything was a crazy decision

my eyes

[lavish yacht]

I’d take an easy bad boss over a hard bad boss any day

[winter dock]

So boring it lowkey pisses me off

[winged obsidian]

aldrich

[sour lagoon]

[rigid spire]

I remember the day the dlc dropped I legit felt like I was having an aneurism because of that

[raven fern]

Top 3 fromsoft bosses, you just don’t get it

[winged obsidian]

yeah he definitely gave someone a seizure irl day 1

[rigid spire]

Good old cummmfpk chalice came in clutch tho

[raven fern]

Never used it bc I’m a g

[winged obsidian]

bro so crazy he's taking people out in real life

[rigid spire]

Used it for that stupid broken whirligig saw build

[lavish yacht]

Beast cutter is an underrated weapon I think the transformed moveset is so good

[raven fern]

idk what that would look like, I played the game blind

[winter dock]

Cool boss but I hate that arrow attack

[tranquil hedge]

J's hop on ow it'll save you

[sour lagoon]

I think it’s time to stop meme’ing and roleplaying and actually make a build

[rigid spire]

I beat it with my Johnson

[winged obsidian]

aldrich kicked my ass when I fought him first but after ER, he's so easy it's dumb

[tranquil hedge]

@cedar matrix @logan

[timid fable]

Malenia

[raven fern]

¿Que

[cedar matrix]

son

[winged obsidian]

goop monsters

[sour lagoon]

We can’t tell someone to st fu

[winter dock]

After the er dlc it makes others look easy fr

[sour lagoon]

St fu

[rigid spire]

Oui Oui or what ever they say in Mongolian

[raven fern]

You can say Shut the flip up

[lavish yacht]

Er dlc is just torture

[winged obsidian]

promised rollslop amirite?

[raven fern]

Sure bro, almost there

[sour lagoon]

Shut the front door

[south linden]

Hi

[rigid spire]

Who is this?

[paper seal]

greetings

[tranquil hedge]

Hop on da game

[desert robin]

"Shut the (pause,leans in) fuggup"

[cedar matrix]

Hellno

[winter dock]

I have never suffered so bad until the moment I launched it

[tranquil hedge]

You J's suck at ow bru

[cedar matrix]

bro u worse than me

best can we ban dis dude

[tranquil hedge]

????I go positive I get potg what you get huh

[desert robin]

Mreow

[cedar matrix]

quickplay watrior

[tranquil hedge]

@teal geode ban this negative genji bro

[rigid spire]

Can yall just kiss

[lavish yacht]

Gaius, scadutree, and pcr had me reconsidering my life choices

[tranquil hedge]

Bro he's 15 I'm 18.

[sour lagoon]

This

[rigid spire]

Even better

[sour lagoon]

And this is why

[tranquil hedge]

Y'all trying to send me to jail

[sour lagoon]

[rigid spire]

Maybe

[tranquil hedge]

Who on ow doe

[sour lagoon]

Bro is 12 years old or special

[rigid spire]

This why what

[tranquil hedge]

We all special doe

[winter dock]

Just the normal enemies are brutal asf

[rigid spire]

We all like a little goop amiright😤😤😤😤

[desert robin]

Im more special than all of you

[sour lagoon]

Why u need a helmet

[tranquil hedge]

I guess bro

[rigid spire]

I have my Johnson for plus defense

[cedar matrix]

wtf

[tranquil hedge]

Hop on da game

[sour lagoon]

A helmet for when the mods give u the boot to the head

[rigid spire]

Me and you. Bathroom.

[rigid spire]

Can I just suck your toes instead

[sour lagoon]

<@&910556792730292286>

[desert robin]

Was about to say

[plain sentinel]

is that Nayuta

[rigid spire]

Shi I’ll suck theirs too

[rigid spire]

Maybe

[icy prairie]

o-ohayo friends!! 😁

[plain sentinel]

Tf u mean maybe it is

[raven fern]

Chains aw man

[tranquil hedge]

Why is vicna in the chat bro

[plain sentinel]

don't remind me

[desert robin]

Meowdy vinca

[raven fern]

hi, I know what you are

[rigid spire]

Shrodingers Nayuta

[plain sentinel]

That's not how that works...

[rigid spire]

Creeper aw man

[plain sentinel]

not even remotely close

So we back in the mine

[sour lagoon]

sigh

[cedar matrix]

bro wyy

so sus bro

[desert robin]

What if it is how it works tho, gotta open the box n find out

[raven fern]

Talking to an actual 15 year old like that 😭

[rigid spire]

Forgive me father for I didn’t pay attention in science

[plain sentinel]

but nayuta isn't in a box

[desert robin]

Ill put em there

[plain sentinel]

me neither shi was boring

[sour lagoon]

I think the mods are asleep

[rigid spire]

But what if she is tho

[plain sentinel]

id be sad because nayuta is in a box

[rigid spire]

They got lives unlike us

[rigid spire]

No Nayuta

[sour lagoon]

No relation

[rigid spire]

Positive correlation

[tranquil hedge]

😭??

[raven fern]

This chat is blue

[tranquil hedge]

Who is this US bro there is no us

[sleek shuttle]

If 100 pounds of sugar are worth 32 ducats , what will 9812 pounds be worth?

[rigid spire]

He’s purple cuz he wants to play fetch

[rigid spire]

More than 2

[raven fern]

Many

[rigid spire]

Me AND you

[tranquil hedge]

There is no me bro

Autocorrect mind your own business

[rigid spire]

Say my name

[raven fern]

If I bought something that was $20 with $20, how much money am I left with

[sour lagoon]

🔫

[tranquil hedge]

No

[rigid spire]

Say it

[sour lagoon]

This chat is rotting my brain

[desert robin]

20 dollars

[rigid spire]

Damn that’s crazy

[tranquil hedge]

Nag

[raven fern]

Did I pay myself?

[sour lagoon]

Hush

[sleek shuttle]

Correct, 3139.84

[rigid spire]

Negative

[desert robin]

Yes :)

[raven fern]

awww

[tranquil hedge]

No

[desert robin]

Damn mod team asleep huh

[tranquil hedge]

How'd you get this number

[rigid spire]

N 3.4719471 W 4.4718478

[raven fern]

236K

[desert robin]

67

[sour lagoon]

Is that where your inbred relatives live

[rigid spire]

*3.1 million

[raven fern]

632146HS

[rigid spire]

No that’s where my butt is cuz I pulled that number out there

[raven fern]

236236H

[icy prairie]

what am i

[sour lagoon]

🧅 this chat smells

[raven fern]

vinca

[rigid spire]

That’s just you gng

[plain sentinel]

an idiot sandwich

[wispy bison]

its specifically you loser

[sour lagoon]

I’m not in your gang

[rigid spire]

Nuh uh

[icy prairie]

bro live in da middle of the ocean

[rigid spire]

You have been promoted

[raven fern]

Sooemgobob

[sour lagoon]

I quit

[rigid spire]

No pls don’t I need this don’t leave me

[rigid spire]

Bob leponge

[plain sentinel]

im divorcing miyazaki

[sour lagoon]

I’m going to get milk

[raven fern]

Bob esponja

[sour lagoon]

And a pack of smokes

[thick mango]

who wanna discuss elden ring

[raven fern]

I don’t

[rigid spire]

From me!?!?

[icy prairie]

Hello Jack.

[rigid spire]

Can I see your feet?

[sour lagoon]

Speaking of where are they

My smokes

[raven fern]

Why are you only saying this to the 15 year olds dude

[rigid spire]

Idk don’t ask me

[icy prairie]

he got a csm pfp what do u expect

[rigid spire]

Cuz I’m attracted to minors

[raven fern]

okay

there’s no correct response to this

[sour lagoon]

Can someone else ping the mods this time

[raven fern]

Unfortunately true

[rigid spire]

That ain’t gonna work, I already got them

[raven fern]

They are NOT coming

[rigid spire]

Yeah that’s mb😔✌️

[sour lagoon]

<@&910556792730292286>

[rigid spire]

Nah

[sour lagoon]

Delete this guy

[raven fern]

Rn

[rigid spire]

No thanks

[sour lagoon]

Forever

[raven fern]

And ever

[rigid spire]

I’m good

[sour lagoon]

All related accounts

[raven fern]

Every one

[rigid spire]

Nuh uh

[sour lagoon]

And ip

[rigid spire]

Not gonna happen

[raven fern]

That too

[rigid spire]

Nope

[sour lagoon]

Send a drone strike

[rigid spire]

Can’t

[raven fern]

Multiple

[rigid spire]

Stop trying

[plain sentinel]

thank. christ.

[sour lagoon]

That’s just a pc player

[plain sentinel]

im in shock honestly

someone send in a cat photo or something

[cedar matrix]

sus ah bro

[raven fern]

@raven fern that link is not allowed.

[sour lagoon]

🐈‍⬛

Did someone say kitty

[cedar matrix]

who fw uzi

[rough grove]

Die

[raven fern]

Crush

[plain sentinel]

like what the actual

so elden ring right

[crystal spruce]

I was in a talkative mood before I walked in on this

[sour lagoon]

Idk how he’s still here the mods are in a group meeting (asleep)

[plain sentinel]

i was too

[sour lagoon]

Same

[plain sentinel]

He got banned

[sour lagoon]

He did??

[plain sentinel]

thankfully

[sour lagoon]

Don’t their names usually disappear

And messages

[plain sentinel]

no they just go white

no not normal

[sour lagoon]

Ah

[timid tide]

Chat, Dryleaf Arts was MADE to have Bloodhound's Step on it

[raven fern]

I still see their stuff

[sour lagoon]

He’s not white for me

[plain sentinel]

but thank you mods, i wish you worked sooner tho cuz now im bummed out

[crystal spruce]

Yeah, nothing changed for me

[kind mountain]

I got toothpaste in my eye

[winged obsidian]

y'know scadutree fragments really make dlc co op kinda suck sometimes

[sour lagoon]

Fr we pinged like 4 times

[raven fern]

they’re groveling at your feet I’m sure

[sour lagoon]

It’s ok glad it’s taken care of

[plain sentinel]

hope so, but they got him so ig it's ok

[sour lagoon]

Well I’m gonna go shoot my frustration off on some Fortnite ig

My mood for Elden Ring is a bit sour atm

[raven fern]

yeah man, that was seriously intense!!!!

chills bro… chills…

[plain sentinel]

so melina right

[sour lagoon]

Melina is a good gal

Fair lady

[plain sentinel]

why did her mom make her life goal to get burned

[sour lagoon]

Nepheli best tho

[plain sentinel]

that seems like a bad mom

i like soft gals

[sour lagoon]

I think Melina was saving us from the frenzied flame

[crystal spruce]

I mean there's the omen twins

[plain sentinel]

okay that's a satanic, biblicially evil mom

And i think marika is melinas mom actually

[sour lagoon]

I think it’s time to make another gs build

[winged obsidian]

Marika is a pretty bad mother yeah

[plain sentinel]

quite possibly the worst mother in fiction

[winged obsidian]

there's a lot of competition

she's up there though

[crystal spruce]

Quick question, I'm using the white reed set but I'm struggling with finding a helm to match it, any suggestions?

[sour lagoon]

Okinas mask or the helm from the land of reeds

[winged obsidian]

the iron kasa

[sour lagoon]

That too

[analog frigate]

bloodborne is playable with better fps on pc btw

[sour lagoon]

Bloodborne is playable

[raven fern]

Idc I already played it on ps4

[sour lagoon]

Fps skill issue

[raven fern]

ez platinum

[sour lagoon]

True

[raven fern]

I’m gonna send a link

[sour lagoon]

One love

[raven fern]

@raven fern That link is not allowed.

[willow minnow]

pinged yourself my dude

[waxen ether]

is anyone on pc willing to give dragin commmuniond seal

[willow minnow]

don't you love when the bots do that.

[waxen ether]

i missed my chance at one

[willow minnow]

messages outside the trade chat isn't allowed.

[waxen ether]

nobodies active in there mb 💔

[willow minnow]

I mean it's almost 2am over here so I wouldn't be surprised

[waxen ether]

they aint been active in there since like 4pm

not as many pc players as consol players

i understand why but sheesh

[willow minnow]

Just gotta wait. :I

[raven fern]

I’m a console player

[raven fern]

Why can’t you?

[naive leaf]

@icy prairie hello

[raven fern]

did you sell it or something

[waxen ether]

i have one

i want another to maximise damage

[raven fern]

Oh tryna stack the offhand

[waxen ether]

yessir

if i had one more the only thing that would complete the build is level 150

[idle moat]

hi

[raven fern]

I’m about to go to sleep but if you don’t have it by tomorrow I can give you one, I don’t use incants on pc

[waxen ether]

bet i appreciate you i probably wont wiht how inactive the pc chat being so inactive

[raven fern]

ight, remind me if you need it, I will be going to sleep

*dies

[waxen ether]

goodnight my friedn

[desert robin]

thops

[nimble python]

Hello all

[cloud thistle]

Yoooo join us at the first step we’re doing a fight club password 101 2v2 1v1 about 20 of us are here all are welcome

[olive sparrow]

[rapid atlas]

son

[cloud thistle]

Yooo

[sick trellis]

I beat sekiro entirely and am loving
about to start ng+2 to properly wrap up the game (and unlock the shura gauntlet bc i missed owl father on my first playthrough lmao)

[rare coral]

this reminds me the first time i downloaded sekiro was because i mistook it for ghost of tsushima

[paper seal]

yo congrats gang

[rare coral]

it was my first souls

[paper seal]

😭

[sick trellis]

bro HOW

[olive sparrow]

Ghost of sekiro

[paper seal]

that is so funny

[sick trellis]

yeah I finished Shura ending too and tell me why Isshin Ashina is harder than sword saint
probably because the fire attacks are big, the arena is small, and lightning reflect trivializes 3rd phase

Also, is Isshin's actual family name Ashina or is it supposed to be more like Isshin of Ashina?
or did this dude genuinely use his last name to name an entire country

[olive sparrow]

I found him way harder too. I beat sword saint in 3 tries but the damn old man took me like 20

[paper seal]

prolly because fighting isshin ashina means you miss alot of other bosses so that compensates for that

unless I mistake isshin ashina for someone else

[rare coral]

theyre both like japanese esque games man idk i just saw the big fields of gotsushima one day and i thought maybe ill play this game but in my mind sekiro and got were in the same place so i think i just mistook it like that

[olive sparrow]

It’s also harder to predict what ashina’s gonna do

[willow minnow]

I'm terrible at pvp so there's no point for me

[paper seal]

sword saint took me 15 dang

[sick trellis]

Yeah sword saint is weirdly pretty easy, probably because sword saint seems to fight you head on? while Ashina is much more trickier

[sick trellis]

Yeah the dodge used to trip me up
and his 2nd phases flames messed me up until i realized you can just cancel it w firecrackers lmao

[sick trellis]

Sekiro vs Jin who wins

[paper seal]

a rather pleasant surprise

[night fossil]

Does anybody have euphoria please I want it really bad and I don’t have dlc

[olive sparrow]

Yeah i hate that he can get i frames by doing some stupid dodge

[sick trellis]

Honor died on the fields of Ashina.

[sick trellis]

Now imagine how the boss feels about you

[paper seal]

Ashina is such a cool name

Seven ashina spears, ... of ashina

[sick trellis]

Is it isshins last name?

[rare coral]

yeah actually then i proceeded to play all the souls games

im glad for that mistake

[sick trellis]

did he use his own last name to name an entire region?

[paper seal]

he's prolly of the line who first founded it

[sick trellis]

also
One thing I've never understood as a 'critique' of this game is 'player moves at dark souls 1 speed and enemies move at sekiro speed'
because like
what
this just isnt true

[sick trellis]

What a narcissist lmao
'yeah im going to name this place after ME'

[paper seal]

heck yeah

[olive sparrow]

Doh best sekiro boss btw✌️

[sick trellis]

demon of hatred is the source of all my hatred cause you CANNOT just throw in a boss that ignores the deflect mechanics

up until i started using the umbrella of course

[paper seal]

That boss left an impression on me can't lie, I have never been this relieved after beating a boss. I wasn't mad at the boss for how difficult it was, I was thankful for the experience. That fight was so exhausting and rewarding at the same time

[paper seal]

I went in thinking it's a dark souls boss you dodge but noticed that's bait so I deflected and thus won

[gray smelt]

critique of who

[sick trellis]

elden ring sorry i should have mentioned

[paper seal]

Like deflecting is so much safer than rolling even against that boss, though I'm on m&k so that could be a reason for that

[sick trellis]

kind of? but you have to use the umbrella to do it

[olive sparrow]

I didn’t find the fight difficult at all. I just thought it was fun.

[sick trellis]

me too, but the problem is that you have to basically sniff his fatass belly to NOT get hit by his flame attacks

[paper seal]

Nah, regular deflects and when he jumps you pull out the umbrella. You can deflect everything else other the sweeps that you should jump or run away from rather, same with the whip

there is a clear indication when he does a flame whip attack and a pattern as well

[wispy bison]

wait, are we the bad guys?

[molten lichen]

Did Vyke marry a dragon or was it a one night stand?

[sick trellis]

yeah, I always deflected the stomps occasionally the headslams, but i always thought his flame attacks inflicted burn and chip dmg?

[sick trellis]

he cracked ✌️

[paper seal]

that's a price you have to pay

[molten lichen]

😭

He goated

[paper seal]

else you destroy your flow

[sick trellis]

I genuinely just spammed the umbrella
i am a shinobi i will win at ANY cost
I didnt use malcontent tho didnt want to waste spirit emblems

[halcyon kernel]

Ancient dragon's lightning strike is so fun

[willow minnow]

What about Spear?

[cloud thistle]

Alight bro

[halcyon kernel]

Haven't used it yet

[sick trellis]

the storm one right?

[halcyon kernel]

The one that sends out mutiple red lightning strikes

[cedar matrix]

@halcyon kernel

[halcyon kernel]

Wats up?

[sick trellis]

yea thats it

[cedar matrix]

when u movin to poland

[late breach]

Achoo

[halcyon kernel]

Never

[paper seal]

I used everything, malcontent, umbrella, even farmed the thingie that gives you spirit emblems by paying hp. I even farmed gourge and that they heal more. This boss was the first I went back and farmed some stuff for. Still took 36 tries that was tough

[cedar matrix]

whh bro

[late breach]

Achoo

[halcyon kernel]

I haven't heard good things about Poland

[crystal spruce]

Bless you

[halcyon kernel]

Also I don't know how to speak Polish

[paper seal]

first time I upgraded the shinobi devices as well

[late breach]

Poo

[gray spade]

peee

[late breach]

Paa

[sick trellis]

I was actually gonna give up but i wanted to put the sculptor to rest so i persevered

[paper seal]

Honorable

[gray spade]

suiii

[sick trellis]

you didnt upgrade a single shinobi prosthetic until Demon of Hatred?!

[late breach]

See

[gray spade]

gee

[late breach]

Bee

[gray spade]

sea

[sleek shuttle]

I can see it

Your dark soul

[late breach]

Knead

[gray spade]

plead

[late breach]

Stop.

[paper seal]

I didn't wanna farm but doh got me so messed up I had to

[gray spade]

flop😭

[late breach]

Bye.

[willow minnow]

hand it over. that thing.

[paper seal]

that ones a menace fr

[gray spade]

hi

[paper seal]

I'm kinda bummed I didn't do it earlier

[sick trellis]

I mean i didnt really farm for a single one i just got all the materials as I went through the game
the only ones i farmed for were some late tier ones

[paper seal]

Like the umbrella is actually so cool

[paper seal]

yaa the big tier ones

[late breach]

Hotel

[sick trellis]

My personal always in-slot ones are the lilac umbrella, long spark, and lazulite shurikens
these will get you past ANYTHING

[paper seal]

What do lazulite shuriken do, only used shuriken for that butterfly lady and dogs

[winter kestrel]

Should I start a ng+ or a new save?
Ive beaten Mohg in this save and plan to save it for the DLC.

[paper seal]

Them dogs in fromsoft games are annoying fr

oh and for that one attack that makes you attack after throwing a shuriken

dogs and ninja

they are the worst

[sick trellis]

rlly high posture and HP damage, also you can charge them to make them to do a multi hit attack
i used them on owl to interrupt his posture regaining ability

[paper seal]

smart

[willow minnow]

dogs in soulsborne games are actual dung eaters.
Can combo you three times, then run back before you can attack, kinda like the imps.

[winter kestrel]

.

[sick trellis]

fire crackers are kind of a 'cancel any move' ability
the lilac umbrella is an emergency parry almost

[sick trellis]

To do what?
why do you want to start a new game

[paper seal]

owl was the other boss that had me so relieved, like I was stuck on that guy for multiple days (the normal one), took a break, went back to owl and beat em in 3. That was cinema

[winter kestrel]

To try a mage build

[paper seal]

Like he wasn't even a hard boss, even gave you free hits with that anti heal shenanigans he pulled

[sick trellis]

yeah cause if you just put constant pressure on owl, you can stop his super fast posture healing

[sick trellis]

well you can always respec

[winter kestrel]

Nothing is left in this save

[paper seal]

them umbrellas are banger

[sick trellis]

wdym
you dont have any larval tears left?

[paper seal]

real

[willow minnow]

join the serpent king as family.

[winter kestrel]

No
Ive killed every boss

[paper seal]

and when they circle you

fromsoft did a good job though

[sick trellis]

Don't you have the DLC yet?
or are you gonna get it in the future

[winter kestrel]

Gonna get it in the future

[sick trellis]

Well if you have any dungeons bosses or so you can clear them up

[winter kestrel]

Placidusax is left
Is lvl 128 enough?

[winter kestrel]

With a plus 10 mohgs sacred spear

[strange flax]

my cousin won’t play the dlc that he payed for because he can’t kill bayle and messmer with his blasphemous blade and mimic 🫩✌🏼

[sick trellis]

or, this is just a suggestion, start NG+, speedrun into caelid to kill radahn, do varres questline to get to mohg early with the medallion, you can get to them easy

[sick trellis]

i genuinely think 150+ is good but if youre good at the game thats fine

[wispy bison]

i dont know... scary...

[sick trellis]

the DLC is meant to be endgame+ pretty much

[willow minnow]

oh well.
guess he better try changing his build or strat

[sick trellis]

slop build ✌️

tell him to use literally anything but the fire weapon against the two fire bosses

[willow minnow]

messmer is resistance to fire?

[winter kestrel]

Is the mohgs sacred spear viable for DLC?

[native stream]

Sure

[sick trellis]

Enemies in the DLC can be really fast but yea its a good weapon

[native stream]

Some fire res yeah but nothing crazy

[winter kestrel]

I also have Malikeths Blade and Blasphemous Blade at plus 10

[sick trellis]

he has only 40% i mandela effected myself into thinking he had like 60-80% or something

[sick trellis]

all good weapons dw
the DLC is tough so you'll want to be really prepared

[brave knot]

I had over reacted a bit

[winter kestrel]

What level is recommended? 200?

[native stream]

As far as I can tell the dlc really didnt want a repeat of people getting upset at 80% negations from base game so they just didnt do that in the dlc lol

[brave knot]

But I finally got Margitt a while ago; AND Godrick on my 4th try

[sick trellis]

nah nah 150ish
whatever you were at when you finished the base game
as i said DLC is kinda ng+

[crystal spruce]

I would've expected a boss themed around fire to have more than 40% resistance

[timid tide]

I hate birds

[brave knot]

So what now?

[native stream]

Dont actively need more than 125
60 vigor and a +25 weapon
Just focus on gathering scadutree fragmenrs, they matter more than your level in the dlc

[gray smelt]

so explore?

[sick trellis]

they circumvented this by giving radahn really high defenses across the board so EVERYONE struggles with it

[sick trellis]

@winter kestrel this

[winter kestrel]

I have all of that
Except the scadutree frags ofc

[sick trellis]

scadutree fragments are your best friend

focus on them

[native stream]

Time for me to go showah

[paper seal]

your cousin'll be back

[winter kestrel]

The easiest boss ive killed was Maliketh. And elden beast was such a bad fight

[crystal spruce]

You can go to caelid

[winter kestrel]

My fav was Godfrey

[sick trellis]

Elden Beast has always been a spectacle fight radagon was the skill check

[desert robin]

Drinks all ur water

[native stream]

:O

[sick trellis]

Malenia was my favourite it was so exciting to fight a boss that felt almost on my level
she has low poise, and she heals, just like me!

[winter kestrel]

I mean I got past the first phase evry time I just couldn't close the gap

[sick trellis]

yk torrent is allowed right?

[paper seal]

that's not what I meant with hydrate up

[desert robin]

Nyaa

[native stream]

Radagon is so squishy unfortunately

[crystal spruce]

I feel like torrent is a trap, it's a lot harder to dodge attacks on him

[winter kestrel]

I found that on my last attempt when I killed him

[paper seal]

real

[winter kestrel]

I still haven't tried Malenia

[native stream]

You use torrent to close gaps thats all

[sick trellis]

i think the best way is to use the dismount/mount iframes to your advantage

[sick trellis]

dude go to haligtree and snowfield then

use your mage build there

[pale oak]

Hello

[paper seal]

the problem is most who use torrent don't just use torrent to close gaps

[crystal spruce]

Ik, but when he's using ranged attacks, you're kinda screwed

[winter kestrel]

Okiee whats the best staff in the game?

[paper seal]

greetings

[desert robin]

Meowdy

[sick trellis]

well i think staff of loss is

[native stream]

Then get off the horse when that happens

[winter kestrel]

Best spell?

[native stream]

Depends on spells used and int level

[sick trellis]

fromsoft PLEASE add boss refights in tarnished edition

[paper tide]

best early spell imo is rock sling

[sick trellis]

carian slicer for close range

[hidden bear]

question

[low mango]

hi guys

[sick trellis]

night comet for long range i think

[winter kestrel]

Yess

[hidden bear]

is radahn a hard boss

[low mango]

not really

[sick trellis]

which one

[crystal spruce]

Which has somewhat tight i-frams if I'm recalling correctly. I'm not saying it's a bad strategy, just pointing out the flaws

[winter kestrel]

Idk anything abt a mage build

[sick trellis]

dismounting torrent has PLENTY of iframes you can casually use it to dodge fire giants big snow upheaval attack

[native stream]

Im not expecting you to iframe the attack with the horse
You see the move coming, you get off the horse so you can actually roll

[hidden bear]

base game

[wispy bison]

heh... mages...

[sick trellis]

pretty easy yeah

[hidden bear]

ok thats what I thought

[sick trellis]

you can summon for him

[hidden bear]

no without summons

[sick trellis]

and his big ass body makes it easy to beat him

[paper seal]

but is the window even big enough for you to get off the horse and roll before the attack hits

[crystal spruce]

That's a good point then.

[hidden bear]

0 summon gaming

[gentle dagger]

Hey sorry if it's a silly question but how do we disconnect our discord from our mobile legends account?

[sick trellis]

hes a midgame boss so yea p easy

[crystal spruce]

If you're paying attention, he is.

[gentle dagger]

Oh wait nvm wrong server

[sick trellis]

slow ish attacks, his magic is pretty telegraphed

[crystal spruce]

There is a pretty big window when his sword starts glowing

[hidden bear]

is lvl 75 good

or overleveled

[sick trellis]

Caelid has always been like 60-70 so youre good

[hidden bear]

yah cuz it took me 2 tries

[sick trellis]

Is PCR the only true 'prime' boss in this game?

[paper seal]

oh aight

[winged obsidian]

Malenia

[winter kestrel]

I died to DTS more than the bosses in the final boss rush combined

[willow minnow]

PCR?

[sick trellis]

Not really P2 Malenia would be a million times stronger if she could see and wasnt wearing presumably heavy prosthetic armour

[willow minnow]

Oh ||radahn||

[sick trellis]

Consort Radahn

[winged obsidian]

phase 2?

[crystal spruce]

He is pretty difficult. Greatbows can stagger him, if you can land the arrows.

[sick trellis]

Her rot form

Goddess of Rot

[winged obsidian]

i dunno if being blind and missing a few limbs matters when you're amped by a rot god

[sick trellis]

Is a theoretical prime malenia (no rot, body is whole, just pure swordsmanship) the strongest

[sick trellis]

It matters shed have a ton of accuracy and her mind would be much clearer

[winged obsidian]

does she not already

[sick trellis]

what

[paper seal]

godfrey is

[crystal spruce]

I'd say she's up there but you also have people like PCR, elden beast, and whatnot

[winged obsidian]

she's an anime character, being blind and an amputee may as well be paper cuts

[sick trellis]

Elden Beast is a good point, but Malenia is so monstrously strong in her prime I genuinely think she could give a god a hard time

[willow minnow]

That reminds me, if you use something that silences your footsteps, can she still "see" you?

[winged obsidian]

there's mohg and Morgott

[winged obsidian]

yes

she may as well not even be blind

[crystal spruce]

Definitely, though I think radagon would make it a lot harder for her

[sick trellis]

She stalemated a dude twice her size using gravity magic, while missing three limbs and having them replaced with gold (which is heavy), being blind, and also literally rotting from the inside
prime malenia is unbeatable by any mortal

[winged obsidian]

probably sensing you from the dispersing of rot spores as you move or something anime like that

[willow minnow]

imagine you put on silencing footsteps, she spams waterfowl dance as a punishment.

[sick trellis]

I always assumed she was like Maki from JJK, where her senses are so honed she can detect air disturbances and stuff

[winged obsidian]

except us of course

[sick trellis]

The tarnished is the exception because theyre functionally immortal

[winged obsidian]

power scaling is tricky business anyway

full of shaky physics and transitive logic

[paper seal]

i still think godfrey got this

[sick trellis]

still if you look at the condition she was in when she fought radahn it is still insane

[paper seal]

real

[winged obsidian]

Godfrey is pretty damn strong but he's also kinda old

[sick trellis]

bro WHAT has godfrey ever done to deserve this lvl of glaze

[paper seal]

But isn't it prime

[winged obsidian]

I mean, look at his previous work in the mountaintops

[mellow sky]

Who imvited ebeast 😭

People be worrying about the wrong people

[willow minnow]

Lore Accurate Maleina VS Young Lore Accurate Godfrey: Who wins?

[native stream]

Unalloyed gold too

[paper seal]

becoming the first elden lord is nothing you just rock up to without having anything to back it up

[sick trellis]

technically, a prime malenia is undisputedly the strongest being that isnt a god (if we're talking no rot at all)

[mellow sky]

Prime malenia btw is not gonna be as powerful as you guys think

[winged obsidian]

Godfrey because I like him more

[paper seal]

my man

[winged obsidian]

there, I just summed up all power scaling arguments

[sick trellis]

godfrey is a thragg knockoff if you think of it

[mellow sky]

Because she doesn't have rot

[willow minnow]

I LOVE his axe, the non-broken one.

[sick trellis]

yeah and her swordsmanship is now 1000000x better

[mellow sky]

And a lot of her powers are just rot

[native stream]

Wfd aint

[sick trellis]

son her swordsmanship alone puts her in t5 strongest beings in Elden Ring

[native stream]

Imagine how fast that move is without the gold weighing her down lol

[winged obsidian]

she's an anime OC

[mellow sky]

She wouldn't have won against radahn

[sick trellis]

everyone else is an anime OC too brop

[mellow sky]

If it wasn't for scarlet aeonia

[winged obsidian]

the gold also would've added extra weight to her attacks

[sick trellis]

she stalemated him we cannot be having this discussion is the big 26

[winged obsidian]

none quite as weeabo as Malenia

she hits all of the anime sword master tropes

[paper seal]

but what makes you think that godfrey is weak

[native stream]

The weight of 1000 cuts matters little if they all hit you in the span of a second

[mellow sky]

Wouldn't it be the oppisite?

[sick trellis]

The gigantic dude who manipulates gravity and carries two giant swords isnt anime?

[winged obsidian]

nah the weight behind swords is pretty important

[sick trellis]

speed is power tho

[winged obsidian]

i didn't imply he wasn't

just that malenia is the weeb queen

[mellow sky]

The prosthetic arm works automatically

[winged obsidian]

and mass is as well

[native stream]

The prosthetic arm is still pure gold and that alone would shift her center of mass drastically

[winged obsidian]

yeah what dumbass gave her that

[gleaming pond]

eep

[mellow sky]

That makes sense

[winged obsidian]

should've been silver, at least that has some antifungal properties

[native stream]

66kg in that arm alone

[split flume]

asked my friends for the most disturbing album they've listened to and they sent me nine by blink-182, chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavoured water by limp bizkit, and the hazbin hotel soundtrack