general-discussion

[lean prairie]

Bleh

English is a stupid language

[civic carbon]

Ow

[hardy drift]

just some bs

[tired forge]

Straight up giggling

[hardy drift]

I'm playing a rhythm game and it's making my hands cramp

[still wren]

i spent $40 eating solo hotpot a week ago to test, im bringing my friend tmr and he is 2x my weight

[civic carbon]

Fun

[lean prairie]

Better start planning a funeral for your bank account

[shadow dagger]

yo

[brave knot]

I DID IT

[trail arrow]

huh u cant send gifs

sad

[shadow dagger]

perms needed

[willow minnow]

the fell omen?

[shadow dagger]

daaang i joined this server like 3 yrs ago

[trail arrow]

i just wanted to send gifs of my king radahn 😢

[shadow dagger]

ooh

[hardy drift]

uuuunc

[wispy bison]

im hungry as hell and i see this

[trail arrow]

back when i first wanted to get to haligtree i didnt wanna do all of castle sol and fight niall etc so i searched up skip for consecrated snowfields and found this jump u can do on ur horse where u jump off a cliff and if u do it right u land in the consecrated snowfields so i did that for like 2 hours and it worked somehow, god bless whoever found that 🙏

[worn wigeon]

what did you do

[worn wigeon]

niall isnt that bad of a fight, you should have tried him out

[trail arrow]

i was a chud back then in my 2nd playthrough i fought him

[worn wigeon]

i see

[trail arrow]

in my first playthrough i used summons every fight and on malenia i used black knife and tiche for double destined death 😭

[civic carbon]

Can you do all Npc quests in one playthrough?

[worn wigeon]

i dont think every every npc quest but almost all of them

[trail arrow]

chud way to fight but works pretty dang well

[still wren]

im gonna try to aim for this promotion so i dont bevome homeless

if i go with my fried between 2-4 tmr i hope he doesnt mind staying hungry till 2

[civic carbon]

Fair enough, thnx

[fluid forge]

I just spent 20 minutes in gelmir heroes grave looking for the lever only to realize the door isn’t fudging locked

[celest remnant]

hell i'll pay full price to come along

I love communal hotpot

[timid tide]

25% off is pretty nice

[grizzled plover]

@tough sapphire larper

[tough sapphire]

soon enough

[timid tide]

I imagine your friend would be the one to pay full price for theirs since you're going to pay the same regardless if you bring a friend and do so

[still wren]

idk how they calculate it but im ordering for us both anyway

i dont want him to order 5 plates of shrimp lmao

[timid tide]

What I understand is its just $23.95 per meal, regardless of what you choose, and one person pays half the price ($11.98)

[desert robin]

Mreow

[still wren]

the $23.95 is the access to all you can eat (certain) meat

[timber terrace]

Gobble gobble

[timid tide]

Oh, is that not what the deal is being offered for though?

[still wren]

so im likely looking at $23 + $20 for soup minimum

[timber terrace]

Uwu

[still wren]

its $23.95 meat buffet plus 50% off one person

[timid tide]

I would figure they're specifically advertising that part of the meal you get half off, so you're only saving about $12 out of all the costs you pay if that's the case

[short geyser]

Ribbit

[willow minnow]

for soup?
How big are the bowls as it seems a little high

[still wren]

it is high 😭

[timid tide]

But yeah $20 for soup, even if that's two bowls, is kind of insane

[still wren]

in fact its very high

[celest remnant]

Ya know what else grants you access to ALL types of meat shuwa?

[timid tide]

Soup should be $5 tops if its the kind of soup I'm expecting

[still wren]

heres what one side soup is for abt $15

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/goddess-of-victory-nikke-doro-meme-angry-gif-8226067456849989311

[willow minnow]

not worth it, at all

[timid tide]

Nevermind, $1.00

That includes tax

[still wren]

indeed, but its hotpot, and there is no such thing as cheap hotpot 😭

[timid tide]

That is not NEARLY the amount of soup $20 is worth, even if that bowl is filled to the brim

$20 of soup gets you a POT if you make it yourself

[still wren]

but meat buffet 😭

[timid tide]

That's like what, 300ml?

[still wren]

its a really deep pot, prolly 3 liters

or 2.5L

[timid tide]

Hotpot is delicious but it's not cost effective 😭

[willow minnow]

I have never had hotpot before

[timid tide]

Ok if you're getting 2.5-3L that's less egregious

[still wren]

yes but i alreafy told my friend ill treat him hotpot 😭

[timid tide]

I thought you meant that little white bowl

[still wren]

nahhh

[timid tide]

I don't know Canada prices, luckily it isn't that bad

[still wren]

the soup in the whole metal bucket

[timid tide]

Yeah the metal bucket is worth like $7 still

[willow minnow]

I know it's a given, but I'll say it anyway, be careful about buffet places.

[timid tide]

If you're going to an all you eat buffet, eat at least twice as much food as you want to, that's the only way to make it worth it

[still wren]

its not a buffet place, its just that u can endlessly ask for meat from the server

[chilly agate]

is there a way to change the controller deadzone with a xbox controller on PC? it seems a bit too high

[timid tide]

Better be asking for meat endlessly then

[still wren]

yes im gonna eat a silly amount of beef

[timid tide]

$80 better get you at least 3.5 kilos

and two pots of soup

[still wren]

its mosstly the soup that costs so much

[timid tide]

Half the cost is soup and it's so little and so cheap 😭

[still wren]

when i solo dined hotpot, the soup was 40% of the cost

[hasty tangle]

hi

[still wren]

i could get sliced potatoes for $1 for my hotpot

[timid tide]

That hotpot soup probably has like 10 ingredients how is it this expensive 😭

[lean prairie]

What happened to home cooking

[still wren]

they prolly charging u for the space ure taking up

[timid tide]

If I understand Canada correctly, it's barely even worth it to cook at home

[still wren]

i home cook all my dinners 😭

[still wren]

mah its still way cheaper to home cook

[lean prairie]

Idk man I'm just watching people discuss some hot pot for 100000 bucks

[timid tide]

That's good, dunno what made me think they brought groceries so close to eating out

[chilly agate]

anyway to change controller deadzone on pc?

[still wren]

eating out prices are insane

and lots of these places serve awful food

[timid tide]

Truly unfortunate

Cafeteria food for $900

[still wren]

including drinks, ure looking at $25 average per meal in a restaurant

[timid tide]

Right, US School Cafeteria food for $900

[short geyser]

ribbit

[timid tide]

Yikes

I eat at home generally

[lean prairie]

Mother hates going out for any reason so like I don't got a choice

[timber quest]

cooked

[still wren]

its unfortunate how expensive restaurants are here, u dont visit a restaurant to enjoy the food, its treated more as a hangout spot

[wispy bison]

i ated mashed potato i am good now

[short geyser]

Ribbit

[timid tide]

Had some smoked tri-tip, baked potatoes and a salad, didn't cost more than $15 a serving or so

[still wren]

whats a smoked tri tip

[timid tide]

It's a cut of beef from the sirloin area

[lean prairie]

This man knows his stuff

[timid tide]

Bottom sirloin specifically, it's not an expensive cut

[willow minnow]

its both to me.
a hangout spot and a place to enjoy the food.

It's like spongebob. "Food, Water, Atmosphere...."

[hexed kernel]

.

[timid tide]

Very delicious when smoked and seasoned properly though, it's like a steak texture with brisket(ish) taste

[lean prairie]

I can't cook

[willow minnow]

can you use a microwave?

[lean prairie]

My pancakes could be hockey pucks and my waffles building blocks

[lean prairie]

We're on our third one for a reason

[timid tide]

I'm personally not the one who cooks the meat in the house, but one of the first things I learned to cook was French Onion Soup

[lean prairie]

Mf sounding like gordon ramsay-

[timid tide]

It's not as crazy as it sounds, just tedious

[willow minnow]

okay ngl that sounds bomb

[lean prairie]

Tinfoil in the microwave is fun trust

[willow minnow]

not as fun as in the oven

[lean prairie]

Peak

I love explosives and carcinogens and generally anything dangerous to life that I can make in the garage

[timid tide]

30-45 minutes of constant stirring, getting the onions very brown and tender, cooking them in some beef broth mixed with sherry for a while, then topping with gruyere before sticking it in the oven

[lean prairie]

That includes nitroglycerin

[lean prairie]

Topping with what now

[timid tide]

I personally like to put some cubed demi-baguette bread in under the cheese

[timid tide]

Very good tasting cheese

And I'm not a huge cheese person

It's very simple, just uses french sounding ingredients and makes your arms sore

[lean prairie]

The extent of my cooking begins and ends in the lab lol

Which is why half of my left eyebrow is singed off and my forehead is bleeding in several places

[green yew]

This game has a lot of M's
Melina
Malenia
Marika
Margit
Morgott

Messmer

[lean prairie]

I think it has to do with the parents, after all Radagon and Rennalla had Radahn Ranni and Rykard

Marika was the reason behind Morgott Mohg Messmer and such and such

[timid tide]

Makes it hard to remember who's who for sure

[wispy bison]

someone animated bayle vs placidussax, pretty cool

[timid tide]

I confuse Melina and Malenia so often

[timid tide]

Truly unfortunate

[green yew]

I used to do that too

[timid tide]

It's less I substitute one for the other and more I just forget that lady's name is Melina 😭

[lean prairie]

I mean its fun

I got no complaints besides whenever I make cookies everyone complains and yet when I don't they call me lazy so like who cares

[timid tide]

Worth it to learn a few things at least

[still wren]

woah its still food chat

[winged obsidian]

cooking is a noble occupation

[lean prairie]

For wome-

[green yew]

But now I know the difference between Melina and Malenia
Melina is my side chick
Malenia is the main chick

[civic carbon]

i like food 😏

[timid tide]

I highly recommend learning eggs, you can do a ton with them and it's deceptively difficult to actually undercook them if you're careful

[still wren]

im boutta make some pasta

[lean prairie]

Yeah you can pelt your siblings with them

[timid tide]

Malenia will literally kill you

[civic carbon]

Mmmmmm what kind?

[verbal yarrow]

hello my guys, gals, and non binary pals!

[still wren]

with the $12 block of cheese i bought

[lean prairie]

Ok well I guess I can make good pretzels

[timid tide]

What species of cheese?

[winged obsidian]

Who's Wome

[lean prairie]

Does that count for anything

[still wren]

its le pecorino

[winged obsidian]

that's a weird name

[still wren]

and ill mix it with some eggs

[civic carbon]

Omg

[timid tide]

Yeah, I can't cook pretzels if you mean you literally bake them

[lean prairie]

Well you boil them too to set the crust...

[timid tide]

That is, not frozen

[lean prairie]

I dunno if that counts no I make em fresh

[timid tide]

I wouldn't know, you can cook then

[lean prairie]

From scratch

However from scratch store bought flour is, anyways

[civic carbon]

i'm making soup and fried bread 🙃

[earnest latch]

was killing varre or smth worth it? in the mogh area rn

[timid tide]

Pretzels don't seem extremely easy, you can probably get away with it

[still wren]

campbells soup

with milk

[winged obsidian]

you get his terrible weapon and the satisfaction of sending him to hell

so yes

[earnest latch]

good he took my goddamn finger

[lean prairie]

He called you maidenless I mean come on of course it's worth it

[winged obsidian]

no he poked it, and made it bleed eternally

[earnest latch]

ooh ok still hes dead yay!

[lean prairie]

Gouged out the underside of your fingernail

[winged obsidian]

we are maidenless though

[earnest latch]

who's maidenless know Varre??

[lean prairie]

Yeah but like no need to rub it in

[civic carbon]

Not Campbells Soup lol

[timid tide]

Varre? Honestly he doesn't do anything for you

[winged obsidian]

I don't care about no damn maidens

[timid tide]

Unless you really wanna get to Mohg his way

[winged obsidian]

I don't need them following me around

[earnest latch]

alr good was gonna end him either way

[still wren]

but campbells mushroom soup is kinda good

[timid tide]

He's worth killing at first sight tbh

[still wren]

no idea how yo recreate Campbells shroom soup at home ngl

[earnest latch]

boutta fight mogh is he hard??

im a comet spammer

[timid tide]

Do you have the sacred tear?

[earnest latch]

+5

[winged obsidian]

if you use comet you can script it

[civic carbon]

i'm more of a Tomato Soup guy....

[timid tide]

The physick droplet of which prevents mohg from killing you by screaming nihil

[still wren]

campbells tomato is not baf

only campbells chicken soup is bad

[winged obsidian]

do you have terra Magicka

[still wren]

the chicken noodle soup is rough

[green yew]

True ....eggs can be cooked in a variety of different ways
But i still only choose scrambled eggs

[willow minnow]

I find that offensive.

[winged obsidian]

soft boiled eggs are great in ramen

[earnest latch]

alr mogh is kinda strong got him half hp died to sum annoying claw

[timid tide]

Scrambled, boiled, and deviled are the only three ways I don't do eggs

[civic carbon]

Frr

[earnest latch]

no idea im lemme see

[timid tide]

Any way you boil em I guess

[still wren]

wdym see its just campbells soup 😭

[timid tide]

I don't know, boiled eggs are just disgusting to me

[earnest latch]

16 hours into my first playthough ever

[green yew]

So what , do you cook tornado omelette or that special purse omelette 🤣

[earnest latch]

so I have no idea what it is

[still wren]

but deviled eggs are boiled

[earnest latch]

idk what it is!!

[winged obsidian]

it's a spell that buffs magic damage

[timid tide]

Hell, I'd do em if I knew how to, and will probably learn eventually

[lean prairie]

What is this chat this is Elden Ring not Elden Chef

[winged obsidian]

there's a lot of stuff you can use to buff magic

[earnest latch]

nop dyk how to get it?

[green yew]

Well i never ate soft boiled eggs
I need my egg white and yolk cooked
I never really like that creamy half cooked yolk

[timid tide]

I do omelets often though

[winged obsidian]

it's in the cave next to raya lucaria

[still wren]

i eat all egg formats

[winged obsidian]

literally right there under the school

[green yew]

So what way do you cook now

[earnest latch]

can you show on a map? #media-and-links

[timid tide]

I'll leave an exception for ramen eggs, those are delicious

[winged obsidian]

gotta do the dungeon though

[still wren]

u can just dip hard boiled eggs in soy sauce

[civic carbon]

Ever soak em in Soy?

[winged obsidian]

I love soy

[civic carbon]

or deepfry a hardboiled egg?

[winged obsidian]

not currently, it's in the upper left chunk of the little island though

[still wren]

i dont deepfry anything at home because its an insane amount of effort

[winged obsidian]

beating the dungeon takes you to the top of raya lucaria

[earnest latch]

by main caria?

[winged obsidian]

nope, the school

[still wren]

chinese tea eggs are great

[earnest latch]

manor

[timid tide]

Fried, over easy/medium, omellete, tamago

[winged obsidian]

where Rennala is

[civic carbon]

What's a chinese tea egg?!?

[still wren]

i have perfected le over easy

my yolks dont break anymore

[green yew]

How tf do people even eat ramen
I once tried buldak ramen and just one bite got me running for water
That thing is so damn spicy

[still wren]

its genuinely a skill issue

[winged obsidian]

I'm Korean so I've been eating spicy kimchi since before I could talk

[timid tide]

I tend to just smack the egg against the counter and let the yolk cover one side if I'm in a hurry

[winged obsidian]

git gud

[timid tide]

Not all ramen is buldak

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/茶葉蛋-eggs-cooking-boil-gif-16993624

[green yew]

So you ADAPTED?

[timid tide]

Buldak is like, the main spicy one

[winged obsidian]

nah I'm built different

[timid tide]

Most ramen, especially at ramen kitchens, is not even jalapeno spicy

[civic carbon]

Imma have to look it up and try it, i love my Tea but never thought of boiling eggs in it!

[still wren]

i ate a thai chilli raw once it had me running for ice cream

[green yew]

Fried what? Omeltte?

[civic carbon]

doubt i can just use Earl Grey or Ornage Pekoe

Orange*

[green yew]

Skill issue

[still wren]

😭

[timid tide]

I personally find the spicy buldaks to taste like straight soap, but I like putting the hottest stuff I can find into chili

[still wren]

thai chillies are quite painful raw

[civic carbon]

Mama Noodles 👍

[still wren]

i can stand normal spicy buldak but i cant do thr 2x and 3x spicy

[green yew]

I have a crazy friend who eats chillies raw
There are some crazy people in this world

[winged obsidian]

spicy food is good for you

stimulates the appetite

[still wren]

i heard mexican chilli isnt rlly spicy

[civic carbon]

all you taste is spice and nothing else really

[winged obsidian]

depends on the Mexican and the chili

[timid tide]

Fried being just about any way of cooking them on a pan really, but I do em with hot oil so they get really bubbly and crispy

Don't play with hot oil, by the way

[still wren]

habaneros taste rlly good

[timid tide]

It's not very good for your skin

[civic carbon]

What does the mexican have to do with the chili?

[still wren]

jalapeneos are quite mild

[wispy bison]

lesbian flame vyke

[civic carbon]

lol

[winged obsidian]

everyone cooks their food different

[buoyant oxide]

hi guys l was wondering if still worth it for me to join nightreign this late

[timid tide]

I munch on jalapenos like celery to be honest 😭

[civic carbon]

If you think it looks good then play it my guy

[still wren]

i dont like the taste of raw chillies

[green yew]

Crazy
Tbh now I don't even cook scrambled anymore
Now I jus cook boiled eggs coz it saves time coz now I don't really eat eggs for taste but for protein as i started gym again

[still wren]

raw chillies taste like unga bunga

[buoyant oxide]

l already find it cool;

i am worried aboput coop

[timid tide]

Personally I haven't had a boiled egg (other than ramen eggs) that hasn't made me gag, I just can't do it

[civic carbon]

Then play 🙂

[winged obsidian]

Mexican family A may have a mild chili while family B will have a chili so hot it burns a hole through your mouth

[still wren]

boiled eggs take way longer than scrambled tho 😭

[timid tide]

That one episode of futurama where hermes puts hot sauce on chili that burns a hole through several floors and multiple layers of straight metal

[buoyant oxide]

i guess next next thing is to find a raid group

[winged obsidian]

Jamaican cooking vs Mexican cooking in a spice off

[timid tide]

Curried goat my god I'm off

[winged obsidian]

spice power scaling

[buoyant oxide]

since most channels are locked vcs

[timid tide]

Thai cooking from the top rung

[green yew]

Yeah but when I say it saves time, I mean that when I'm cooking scrambled it makes the pan dirty and I need to wash it with dishsoap
Boiling eggs don't leave anything on the map, I jus rinse the pan with water so it's easy to wash

[winged obsidian]

Southern American cooking coming in with a steel chair

[timid tide]

UK food already 12 feet under

[winged obsidian]

they're the jobber that shows up to lose in 5 minutes

[timid tide]

You know food from the UK is good when their national dish is indian food

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/kenshi-kenshi2-skynaya-help-me-gif-22092890

[sick ember]

Uk food is supreme😍

[timid tide]

mushy peas and beans on toast 🤨

[celest remnant]

Oh ye you really happy with your mushy peas and blood puddin

[sick ember]

yummers😋

[celest remnant]

go ahead, eat your vegimite

[green yew]

@still wren plus scrambled eggs require you to use your hands on the spatula and actually scramble the eggs and cook them properly
With boiled eggs you can jus put them on high heat for 10 mins and do whatever tf you want😌

[timid tide]

I would sooner try chitlins than english food

[sick ember]

Chitlins are also delicious

[celest remnant]

what's the matter babe you've hardly touched your liver pie

is there not enough LIVER in it

[civic carbon]

I honestly never played Nightreign but i'm going to buy it soon and check it out my friend said it has gone downhill since release but idc i love the idea of a EldenRing Roguelike

[timid tide]

"Acquired taste" people explaining why their liver and raw onions is actually a pretty good meal:

[still wren]

i reuse my pan maybe 3 times before i wash it once tbh

[sick ember]

But arbys tho👀

[celest remnant]

what's the matter babe i thought you said your taste buds were developed

[timid tide]

Ok youre just baiting

[celest remnant]

do you not like your sardinian maggot cheese?

[green yew]

Sameeeee bro😭😭😭but my friends slander me for it calling me unhygienic af so now I wash regularly

[sick ember]

🤫

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-smug-smug-cute-smug-anime-gif-26094820

[timid tide]

Surstromming 😭

[steady pagoda]

Hello

[celest remnant]

Arbys is a toxic slime dump

[steady pagoda]

Everyone

[celest remnant]

i would sooner eat haggis

[steady pagoda]

And hello @placid rivet

[timid tide]

Chitlin and cheese sammich

[sick ember]

rs😭

[still wren]

why is cleaning so hhard to doo 😭

[civic carbon]

LOl

[green yew]

Soft boiled is half cooked right? Has creamy half cooked yolk? How can you eat that? Doesn't it feel raw😭
Idk man , for me it feels raw

[timid tide]

I literally do not eat that

[winged obsidian]

Arby's is the human equivalent of pig slop

[green yew]

But in ramen

[inner gyro]

Naw, man…

[winged obsidian]

only one step above eating it out of a trough

[sick ember]

Dont knock it until you try it

[civic carbon]

Soft boiled eggs are so good

[timid tide]

Thats different, the white of it is much less slimy and the egg yolk itself is more jelly than runny

[green yew]

You said you reuse it 3 times before washing
I mean in how much time gap do you wash it?
Like I wash mine after 3 days of cooking😭

[timid tide]

In boiled eggs, its the whites I cant take

[sick ember]

I lowk love scrambled more than boiled

[green yew]

So you like the yolk more than white

[still wren]

i have an oily pan on my table rn

[timid tide]

Theyre too firm yet slimy, its the worst texture known to man

[still wren]

tbh i dont rmb when i last cleaned the pan

[timid tide]

In boiled eggs yes, I cant stand hard boiled yolk though

[still wren]

but i only used the pan 2 times

[green yew]

So it's prolly been a few days
Good....I thought I'm the most unhygienic in the world

[still wren]

yeh

[timid tide]

I prefer my eggs slightly runny because I trust my ability to cook them

I wash my pans between uses

[inner gyro]

Fried & Scrambled Eggs are probably the only two types of eggs that I’ll ever eat. Those rubbery yellow eggs that fast food restaurants like McDonald’s have aren’t simply fit for human consumption. Hard Boiled is “meh”. Deviled Eggs are just whatever, it’s fine I guess.

[winged obsidian]

y'all mean cast iron pans right?

[green yew]

Btw does it really get unhygienic and unhealthy over time?

[green yew]

I have a non stick one

[nova matrix]

Pew pew

[still wren]

idk man 😭

[timid tide]

I absolutely hate boiled eggs unless theyre a very specific way

[sick ember]

You know ball🥹

[nova matrix]

👿 🥚

[timid tide]

You're eating straight carbon and food remains, its not hygienic

[green yew]

Who cares bro whether we wash it or not....as long as nobody finds out🥰

[nova matrix]

This is why I have trust issues with other people cooking my food

[timid tide]

"Seasoned pan" is a myth by big unhygienic to sell more gross

[inner gyro]

If I had to pick only one, it’s scrambled eggs by a huge margin.

[green yew]

Same

[civic carbon]

Wash your dam pan lol

[green yew]

If I'm cooking for someone else I definitely wash the pan first even if I don't wanna

[still wren]

https://klipy.com/gifs/absolute-cinema-suinema--k01KQ3T0MNAVTFMMBJGT0CWBDZG

[timid tide]

If you wouldnt eat food left out for a day, you shouldn't cook on a pan with more than day old food on it

[nova matrix]

I know seasoning your equipment can be a real thing, theres some traditional stone and mortar pestle that you use salt and such on before first use

[green yew]

Btw if I just boil eggs, then I don't need to wash pan right? I can jus rinse it with water

[nova matrix]

In this case it making sense since salt is anti septic I think?

[timid tide]

True, but thats salt, not meat and egg remains

[timid tide]

Correct, its why salt is a preservative

[winged obsidian]

I mean personally I always clean my pans after each cook

[inner gyro]

To the people who were able to go to a Michael Jackson concert, I will forever be jealous of you.

[timid tide]

Anti microbial as well

[lime spoke]

Is anyone who plays on ps5 willing to give away a leyndel or haligtree armor set along with the haligtree crest shield and miquella knight sword for free?

[civic carbon]

Me too

[timid tide]

Im not a concert person

Wouldn't go to an Elvis > Beatles > Ozzy Osborne > Michael Jackson concert if I was paid to

[sharp sequoia]

Sure i can

[timid tide]

Plus whoever else

Doesn't matter the talent or the cost, Im not sitting in a stadium full of sweaty fans screaming their lungs out

[celest remnant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC5SmaZNpBc&list=RDtC5SmaZNpBc&start_radio=1 That day when I'm going through absolute hell but then Verminator hits

[winged obsidian]

sounds like hell

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-sam-sam-look-outside-look-outside-look-outside-game-look-outside-sam-gif-16222235784862859796

[timid tide]

Exactly

[timid tide]

Invincible wobble meme

[winged obsidian]

sensory overload would be kicking my ass

[wispy bison]

this is so ugly and i know what its imitating

that stupid home alone gif

[timid tide]

^

[sharp sequoia]

Simply become a sweat yelling fan

[timid tide]

Hell no

[sharp sequoia]

If you can't beat em

[celest remnant]

ur so ugly and i know what you're imitating!! your own face!!

[wispy bison]

ok

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/i-will-not-talk-to-you-gif-10501012314615740607

[timid tide]

I don't even try to sing along to anything in private imma be real

The lack of shame to do so in a concert is insane

[wispy bison]

sam is so ugly why am i forced to see his face

[winged obsidian]

I love singing

[celest remnant]

Sentenced to 10'000 years of sams face now

[sharp sequoia]

What did sam ever do to you?

[inner gyro]

I’m not that type of person to just yell at the top of my lungs and jump up and down at concerts. I’m simply the type of person to just stand there and take in the moment. Maybe, even cry a little bit depending on how touching the performance is.

[winged obsidian]

used to hate it cause my church forced me to do it

[timid tide]

I play the ocarina, thats the extent of my desire to produce sound though

[sharp sequoia]

The ocarina is a real thing???

[thin ice]

uhmmm, I accepted the volcano manor invitation, did the first assassination request and I forgot to touch the grace there, how do I get back in

[celest remnant]

Fun Fact:You can kiss the mushroom super boss

[sharp sequoia]

You gotta go down the secret path

[wispy bison]

no please

[thin ice]

what is the secret path

[wispy bison]

i really should go back and finish my curse run

[bold star]

It’s a secret

[wispy bison]

i got to day 4 and i lost all motivation to play

[sharp sequoia]

Well first you gotta get the code

[wispy bison]

i wanted to kill of the frederics for the free heal, but like, hes too hard

[thin ice]

what code

[timid tide]

Yes 😭

[winged obsidian]

I've played so many instruments and forget all of them

[sharp sequoia]

Have you spoken to the key bearer in the bath house yet?

[thin ice]

what the hell is a bath house

[sharp sequoia]

I deadass thought it was a made up Zelda thing

[thin ice]

I only have 66 hours in the game

[sharp sequoia]

The bath house in volcano manor

[winged obsidian]

played the recorder, flute, French horn, trumpet, and bass guitar and forgot how to play all of them except the bass

[timid tide]

Literally existed in its modern form since 1853 😭

[winged obsidian]

that's how you know it's a good design

[sharp sequoia]

You learn something new everyday

[thin ice]

idk, what I did is accept invitation, totally miss the grace next to me, talk to the house lady, take the letter to kill istvan, tp out.

[inner gyro]

Yeah, it’s a flute. And crazy enough, they have a Zelda themed Ocarina that you can buy online.

[timid tide]

Do not buy the damn purple Amazon ocarina if thats what youre saying

[sharp sequoia]

You gotta go back and enter the bath house

[thin ice]

how, I dont have the grace

[timid tide]

You can literally get a professional grade 12 hole ocarina for under $100 USD 😭

[inner gyro]

I wouldn’t buy any kind of instrument on Amazon if I’m being honest with you.

[sharp sequoia]

Imma be fr with you I've been making all of that up

[thin ice]

yeah

[timid tide]

The Night by Noble Ocarinas in Alto C and Soprano C are really good and theyre on Amazon

[thin ice]

im thinking of the iron maiden in raya lucaria

[inner gyro]

I don’t know too much about flutes, I play the guitar. Acoustic guitar to be specific.

[timid tide]

I think the one you're thinking of is the Songbird, those are pretty good

[sharp sequoia]

I've been stuck on soldier of godrick for the 2 straight years so idk what the rest of elden ring is

[sharp sequoia]

You can use them to make snakes dance

[timid tide]

Man if I had any kind of image perms in this server I'd show yall my $39 ocarina 😭

[sharp sequoia]

Ocarina money spread

[celest remnant]

If I had any kind of image perms, I'd post an image making fun of you for owning a 39$ ocarina

oh wait

[timid tide]

Theyre really good at really low prices

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-at-you-gif-15677477317679001616

[timid tide]

Like they are legitimately one of the best cheap instruments you can get

[celest remnant]

Im being facetious I own a 25$ one

[timid tide]

I wouldnt know 😭

[bitter flame]

i have like a $50 one

and i never use it
or show it off
it's just kinda there

[celest remnant]

I've learned to play a few tunes from majoras mask

(why else does one purchase an ocarina, what am I, a sailor in the 12th century?)

[bitter flame]

i haven't properly figured out how to play it

[timid tide]

But seriously speaking the bot hasn't granted me the fashion channel perms

[celest remnant]

because it hates your shoes clearly

Try now

[green yew]

@timid tide tell me this

[timid tide]

Id wash it, salmonella is on the shell

[wispy bison]

trying to find a campaign to join but damn none of these schedulles work for me

[timid tide]

Big 🙏

[green yew]

What campaign bro

[bitter flame]

guessing d&d

[green yew]

Have you ever cooked chicken

[timid tide]

Yeah, why

[kindred fog]

Ive been upgrading weapons with smithing stone 1+ 2+ 3+ etc but i also got basic smithing stone im not really understanding the system of it, the basic ones can also upgrade just not as much as the ones w the +?

[timid tide]

Dont rinse the chicken in the sink

[kindred fog]

And where can i get smithing stone 6+ 7+ 8+ and so on

[timid tide]

Clean the pan, the chicken's bacteria will die from the heat though

[wispy bison]

hopefully dain saves me

[timid tide]

Dirty pans are breeding grounds though

With eggs youre leaving mineral buildup in the pot

Either way, wash your utensils

[floral inlet]

[green yew]

I have recently learnt how to cook chicken
And idk if I'm washing my chicken correctly or over washing it
I wash my chicken 3-4 times
Is that too much or okay?

[timid tide]

My tip for washing chicken

Dont, youre getting salmonella all over the sink

[bitter flame]

my brain shut off

[floral inlet]

try telling my mom that she just bleaches the sink after

[timid tide]

Wash your hands after handling raw chicken, wash the pan after cooking, do not wash the chicken itself

Unless it is literally covered in feces or dirt, you should not wash it

And even then, dont wash it in the sink

[green yew]

Then what am I supposed to just cook it raw?😭😭bro we gotta wash the chicken somewhere if not the sink

[timid tide]

Pretty much yeah, unless its one of those two circumstances

[scenic lake]

where are you looking

[placid creek]

Yeah, that’s exactly what you’re supposed to do.

[timid tide]

Wash it outside, get a seperate tub just for chicken if you need to

[wispy bison]

pathfinder discord

[scenic lake]

ah

[wispy bison]

lowkey missing nightreign

[timid tide]

Its not gone is it?

[green yew]

Btw the sink ever i wash the chicken is not my house sink
I live in my college hostel, not in my house
It's the hostel sink, not my house's
So i shouldn't care😌

[wispy bison]

just havent played in a while

[timid tide]

You should care more, if someone gets salmonella, thats called a lawsuit

[floral inlet]

nightreign needed more randomization to it

[winged obsidian]

salmonella sucks yo

[floral inlet]

the dlc map is almost the same every match

[winged obsidian]

and it can kill you

[green yew]

Is salmonella some bird bacteria unique to chicken

[hot swallow]

Hi

[green yew]

Btw, what if I just wash it outside of my house and throw the water on the streets

[winged obsidian]

idk if it's bird specific

[timid tide]

Poultry, eggs, meat, dairy, etc

[green yew]

Damn so even my milk has salmonella?

[winged obsidian]

that's why they pasteurize it

[timid tide]

Aim for dirt if you can, wash it outside if you must

[timid tide]

Imp's comment

[winged obsidian]

that reminds me of the politician that celebrated the legalization of unpasteurized milk by drinking it and getting sick after

[green yew]

Ohh they pasteurise it

[willow minnow]

sounds almost like the mcdonalds thing

[timid tide]

They reap what they sow, what can I say

[winged obsidian]

unfortunately the most vulnerable population are those with poor immune systems like babies so...

[winged obsidian]

which one

[wispy bison]

im so boredd

[timid tide]

I have a comment but its political so I cant

[willow minnow]

ceo getting sick after taking a bite of one of their burgers.
can't remember if it was a new item or not

[odd abyss]

I HATE morgott.
That shunned, graceless, golden order BOOTLICKER

[willow minnow]

margits worse

[winged obsidian]

lol

[vagrant rock]

yo is renalla supposed to be this easy? i killed her in 2 tries on my first playthrough

[odd abyss]

Never say that

[winged obsidian]

sounds right those burgers are ass

[odd abyss]

Margit easiest boss oat

[willow minnow]

queen of the full moon? Yeah shes very weak but resist to magic

[vagrant rock]

cheesed her ass throught the whole fight lmao

[winged obsidian]

did you just finish getting rocked?

[wispy bison]

chesed

[willow minnow]

unless you mean the twin moon knight

[odd abyss]

I don't know
My flamberge does zero damage to him, and when I do get a hit off, on a perfect opening, he pulls something out 2 seconds later I never saw, like a spin attack

[floral inlet]

rellana is pretty good boss

[willow minnow]

he's not.

Morgott you atleast can get a good summon to help, Margit, your on your own unless you get the jellyfish (or run around as much as you can and get like 40 levels above him)

[timid tide]

Yes

Made of glass skin and paper bones

[vagrant rock]

yeah thats what i tought lol

[willow minnow]

her arena and phase 2 music is 💋

[vagrant rock]

true

i love how her students kept kissing my feet

[wispy bison]

chefs kiss? do they really

[green yew]

Renella you mean

[timid tide]

They dropped a chandelier on me once, didnt know they could do that

[hot panther]

Looks can be this evening

[vagrant rock]

well when they attacked me they look like they did lmao

[wispy bison]

you look for meal your

[willow minnow]

they don't kiss ya, they try to fricken bite ya

[floral inlet]

nah renalla sister rellana

[timid tide]

Ankle biters

[willow minnow]

look at the intro of the fight

[vagrant rock]

same thing

[wispy bison]

they try to six seven you

six seveeen

[hot panther]

Bro definetly uses pronouns...

[vagrant rock]

nah bro get tf out of here

[timid tide]

You should take the kick AoW to Renalla

[green yew]

Margit has very quick combos with hardly any time to dodge

[winged obsidian]

if you're doing 0 damage to Morgott you gotta adjust your build homie

[timid tide]

^

[winged obsidian]

he's notorious for being low health

[vagrant rock]

what do i even do after renalla tho

[wispy bison]

they should add six seven to elden ring

[timid tide]

Not dealing damage is your fault

[willow minnow]

thank you.

I know Morgott almost copies his AI but again Morgott is way further in the game so you get more HP, better weapons etc

[winged obsidian]

most likely you just gotta optimize it a bit

[hot panther]

Speak for self 'cause don't think so

[timid tide]

He's quite easy in both fights if you just bait him

[willow minnow]

Backtrack. Rennala is a optional boss

[hot panther]

Relana???

[winged obsidian]

morgott and margit have several combos where they only do follow ups if you're in certain positions or mashing

[timid tide]

Both

[hot panther]

yay

[wispy bison]

six seven on nightreign

[timid tide]

Renalla and Rellana are both optional

[hot panther]

Add

[willow minnow]

dude people keep saying Renalla, making me think it's the twin moon knight.
UGH

[winged obsidian]

Relly and Renny

[timid tide]

Literally her name

[vagrant rock]

theres a big ass lift at the end of liurnia but i spent 15 minutes trying to figure it out and didnt get a single clue on how to go up

[timid tide]

This is how ER naming is

[floral inlet]

her sister name is just the opposite kinda

[winged obsidian]

the finger maiden tells you doesn't she?

[wispy bison]

renalla queen of the six seven

[willow minnow]

Grand Lift of Dectus?
You need two medallion pieces

[timid tide]

Renalla, Rellana, Ranni, Radahn

[vagrant rock]

is the finger maiden at roundtable hold? i think i've heard of her

[green yew]

Well i like to end fights as quick as possible
So I jus get close to him while fighting and dodge as much as possible

[winged obsidian]

the medallion pieces even tell you where the other is

[scenic lake]

ye

[willow minnow]

the girl who gave you the horse?

[winged obsidian]

benefit of reading item descriptions

[wispy bison]

what do kids like this day, uh skibidy labubu?

[timid tide]

To be fair, I can understand not running into them

[hot panther]

Rennala → Moon Queen
Rellana → Twin Moons

[willow minnow]

or no

[timid tide]

That and learning an armor piece has additional buffs

[winged obsidian]

this is why you read

[vagrant rock]

idk dawg

[timid tide]

Reading?

[winged obsidian]

it helps you learn, it's good for the brain

[green yew]

But do these bosses's AI have something to do with the way they attack only when you're healing? Or is it just a coincidence?
Coz them suddenly attacking when i heal feels very intentional

[willow minnow]

The Finger Maiden I believe is the old hag near the two fingers.

[hot panther]

skibid rizz invencible edits png rotation 25° to 60°

[willow minnow]

they are actually coded to do that

[vagrant rock]

oh yeah ik who that is

[wispy bison]

wobbly invincible

[winged obsidian]

they do

[vagrant rock]

oh and what weapon should i get at this stage

[winged obsidian]

they have heal punish reactions

[hot panther]

broadsword

[willow minnow]

whatever weapon you want. Play how you want

[winged obsidian]

whatever looks cool to you

[timid tide]

So there's no way you can reasonably run the Solitude set without being put to heavy load right?

[winged obsidian]

every weapon in the game is busted if you build it right

[hot panther]

Iron jar arsenal

[green yew]

Wow such asses they are
Btw if these bosses really had ai then it would be impossible to win
Is the ai that bad

[willow minnow]

not black knife, atleast I couldn't make it good

[vagrant rock]

i'm using bloodhound's fang but i just know i look like a poser

[willow minnow]

Dude, it's realistic.

What do people do in pvp when you heal? Hit you to stop you.
They're not gonna just let you heal while they can't.

[floral inlet]

crucible knights will just instantly attack u when if heal

[hot panther]

play using rapiers cause they are cool

[winged obsidian]

the weapon that does percentage based damage?

[willow minnow]

It's YOUR game, play how you want.
You like bhf? Use it!

[willow minnow]

the thing that tiche uses, yes

[wispy bison]

my hungry ass could not own a field of grass

[hot panther]

Hit them while they shield and rotate around them and drink your estus, they allways miss

[winged obsidian]

that weapon is decent

[scenic lake]

nah bh fang is a cool weapon nerds just complain abt it bc its strong

[vagrant rock]

yeah igs

[hot panther]

👍

[wispy bison]

bhf is the poser weapon

[winged obsidian]

also cause everyone uses it

[willow minnow]

not really.
I tried it and it sucked

[scenic lake]

bc it’s cool

[floral inlet]

id rather just not learn from my mistakes

[timid tide]

So the only way to actually be a good tank aside from dumping into endurance is to stack up weight talismans

[winged obsidian]

idk what you mean that weapon carried me through the last few bosses when I decided to use it

[kindred verge]

Black knights will be so goated if they were in Elden ring

[scenic lake]

go eat your grass

[hot panther]

You don't even need to unlock

[floral inlet]

black knights from ds1?

[vagrant rock]

i mean i got it at like +5 rn and its awesome i cant imagine +10

[willow minnow]

I tried it with some bosses, and it did garbage, but when tiche uses it, it's boss

[timid tide]

It might seem crazy what Im about to say

[winged obsidian]

it's a knife so it's pretty fast, the ash is pretty good, and you can stack multihit on it

[green yew]

No i don't just mean the heal punishes
I mean if they are ai then it should be too hard to predict their attack patterns

[kindred verge]

Yeah

[wispy bison]

you are a loser

[scenic lake]

yeah

[wispy bison]

😼

[hot panther]

can eat grass with

[winged obsidian]

how did you build it for it to be ass? it was pretty strong for me

[willow minnow]

really whatever I had.

[kindred verge]

What

[winged obsidian]

that and it's pretty strong and easy to use

[hot panther]

||(extreme skill issue)||

[willow minnow]

because im happy

[odd abyss]

Cmon yo...

[winged obsidian]

innate bleed, i frame ash

[timid tide]

There's Black Knights in sote

[odd abyss]

I know
I just don't know how

[scenic lake]

yeh, no reason to hate it tho

[wispy bison]

i should make a thread with a list of weapons that make you a loser if you use them

[vagrant rock]

do it

[kindred verge]

I think those are Mesmer soldiers and fire knights?

[timid tide]

No, actually called black knights

[floral inlet]

idr any black knights in sote atleast the ones from ds1

[scenic lake]

whole list is just guts sword

[odd abyss]

Uhm...
Margit has a pretty low poise and generally has less attacks and dangers than morgott
Godrick is def easier, but still

[earnest latch]

I fixed my stats on my int build 😄

[hot panther]

start with rob, ordovis, death poker, moonveil and gut's sword

[winged obsidian]

i don't hate it personally although I do find it funny when people spam the parryable ash

[raven fern]

Hi

[kindred verge]

Ohhh I remember those Ik what you mean they are really cool not same ds1 design tho

[scenic lake]

u talking abt in pvp?

[winged obsidian]

yeah lol

[timid tide]

They're the ones that carry the giant hammers, twinblades? Black and gold fellas?

[scenic lake]

yeh i never really played pvp

[kindred verge]

Yeah exactly

[winged obsidian]

I mean it's true, the boss after morgott has a lot of health

[willow minnow]

I got more messed up by margit then morgott.

[mental yarrow]

the legend of going to sleep at a reasonable hour
true test of strength

[timid tide]

They fit the same purpose, only thing is they don't use the same weapons

[wispy bison]

do u ever see some really cool art of ur favorite character but then you realize its not ur favorite character but its someones OC that just look like that and its just so dissapointing

[kindred verge]

Yeah

[winged obsidian]

flamberge is pretty strong so maybe you need to tune some stuff

[earnest latch]

remember im new to the game I have like 17 hour total

Lvl 84
Vigor 35
Mind 25
End 16
Strength 13
Dex 18
Int 60
Fai 7
Arc 17
Im using the radagon seal for more stats so things like strength might look a little weird.

[kindred verge]

Wish I can use a black knight sword in er 😕

[mental yarrow]

i love morgott he’s cool calm and stayed true to his belief

[scenic lake]

nerd

[willow minnow]

holy crap, thats great for 17 hours

[winged obsidian]

why are you using radagons seal?

I can't imagine it's helping you very much

[mental yarrow]

the knly appropriate response

[earnest latch]

I lwk don't have any better talismans rn

[timid tide]

I know whats wrong with it, you aint got no physical damage

[wispy bison]

do u guys ever see a six sevennn

[winged obsidian]

unironically better to not have it on

[earnest latch]

im doing Int only and my sword is Int/dex scaling

[earnest latch]

why?

[mental yarrow]

bcus we hate radagon obv

and u take wayyy more damage

[floral inlet]

whos we

[scenic lake]

no we hate eb

[mental yarrow]

u and me twin

[floral inlet]

radagon is my goat

[earnest latch]

I don't take damage?

[winged obsidian]

makes you take 10% more damage

[mental yarrow]

alr invincible

[kindred verge]

You take extra adamage

[winged obsidian]

it's also not doing anything for your sorcerer build

[mental yarrow]

sb kinda easy

[scenic lake]

STOP

[earnest latch]

dodge?

[scenic lake]

aka boooooring

[kindred verge]

I guess if your good

[floral inlet]

if ur no hitting the boss ig

[earnest latch]

which im not

[winged obsidian]

I'd recommend the magic scorpion over radagon

[willow minnow]

damn, I'm not summoned at all anymore,

wonder why

[mental yarrow]

yeah but so is radagon his fight is linear as hell

[wispy bison]

get your money up, my bank account is all sixs and sevens

[earnest latch]

Im 17 hours in and I just beat Morgott the fallen Omen I think 💔

[winged obsidian]

what does your character look like?

[scenic lake]

no it is he is very loopable but i like loopable bosses

[earnest latch]

😭

[willow minnow]

Jar head.

that and thats my name. :p

[kindred verge]

He can’t get it that early

[mental yarrow]

youd eat sekiro up then

[winged obsidian]

he can if he's beaten morgott

[mental yarrow]

sekiro hater since day 1 🗣️

[scenic lake]

i love sekiro yes

[scenic lake]

die

[kindred verge]

Yeah did he?

[willow minnow]

I got summoned a couple times as Gael and some as Melardia.

[mental yarrow]

sekiro is fromsoft’s worst

[winged obsidian]

all you need for magic scorpion is the amber shard thing

[scenic lake]

it’s different but certainly not bad

[kindred verge]

Ngl I kinda agree?

[mental yarrow]

boring linear same fight every time in different attires

[winged obsidian]

ya either love or hate sekiro

[kindred verge]

It’s amazing but like the others are just goated ???

[scenic lake]

yeah the others have cooler bosses and aesthetics but i love sekiro combat just as much as other souls

[winged obsidian]

sekiro combat is the best

[scenic lake]

very fluid

[mental yarrow]

there IS NO sekiro combat?? its just linear parry and hit

[kindred verge]

I really love the combat yet I didn’t finish sekiro yet but the rest are just better for me

[raven fern]

Who here loves ducks

[floral inlet]

i think sekiro is better than ds2

[scenic lake]

that’s understandable

[raven fern]

ducks are so cute, quack

[kindred verge]

It’s not

[floral inlet]

i didnt like ds2

[winged obsidian]

excuse you, it's deflect and hit

[kindred verge]

I did

[floral inlet]

i loved sekiro

[mental yarrow]

ds2 brought in dual wielding and thats already more innovative than sekiro

[winged obsidian]

also you can spice it up if you use the tools

[kindred verge]

I loved ds2

[mental yarrow]

sekiro more like suckiro right guys

[scenic lake]

real knee slapper

[mental yarrow]

ong

calls for some marlboros

[floral inlet]

i think i have nightreign above ds2 and sekiro though

[mental yarrow]

i bought nightreign like a day before yesterday so idk what to expect

[floral inlet]

its so fun until u memorize the seeds

and theres not many

[scenic lake]

not bad not amazing

[mental yarrow]

is it like a roguelike from fromsoft or what

[floral inlet]

not exactly a roguelike

[raven fern]

I have 400 hours and have no memorized a single seed

[floral inlet]

cause every run usually ends up the same pretty much

[kindred verge]

Ds2 is better than sekiro

[kindred verge]

I really love nightreign tho

[winged obsidian]

Sekiro still my favorite

[mental yarrow]

“my trash is better than your trash”

[scenic lake]

we get it bro 😭

[floral inlet]

ds2 could have been a lot better

[kindred verge]

I agree ngl

[winged obsidian]

after all, if you do not like something it is because it's bad of course

[mental yarrow]

exactly this tyranny is goated

[floral inlet]

how

[earnest latch]

I should probably go to sleep ive been playing Elden Ring since 1am its 5:30Am but I have a long week so ill sleep it off 😭 I need a life

[mental yarrow]

id kill for a kebab rn

[winged obsidian]

of course your highness, shall we return to taxing the pesantry

[raven fern]

no need and no care to

[kindred verge]

If you have good routing you don’t need to memorise anything

[mental yarrow]

i recently finished the dlc for thr first time and ng7 on base game then i finished the show i was watching for a month and a half dude suddenly life is empty asf

so i bought a book again

[molten lichen]

What does Exalted Flesh taste like?

[raven fern]

Exactly what I was thinking

[mental yarrow]

potato

[winged obsidian]

spicy jerky

[gray wraith]

fingers

and flesh

[kindred verge]

Steak

[willow minnow]

It's animal meat with spices.

So.....meat with spices.

[mental yarrow]

vyke is the evil bisexual tarnished 🗣️

[kindred verge]

With a lot of spices and bbq sauce

[winged obsidian]

vyke like his girls big and scaly and several millennia older than him

[mental yarrow]

also how cool is the name vyke

and his boys fems

[molten lichen]

Did Vyke hit it?

[mental yarrow]

sounds like me

[mental yarrow]

crazy style

[tardy arch]

Ima Elden yalls ring

[kindred verge]

Vyke, the dragon spear.

[mental yarrow]

vyke, the lesbian

[raven fern]

🇱🇧

[molten lichen]

The real victim in elden ring is Lanya

[mental yarrow]

she elden on my ring till i tarnish

[winged obsidian]

why did vyke date a dragon

[molten lichen]

He folded

[mental yarrow]

inspired from donkey from shrek

[winged obsidian]

how did she fit into the polycule

[mental yarrow]

but tbf who wouldn’t date a dragon

[paper seal]

brotherman what are we even asking 😭

[winged obsidian]

donkey was unironically based for that

bro has a silver tongue, had her falling in love in less than 5 minutes

[mental yarrow]

gimme elden ring but with seth mcfarlane’s characters

make melania lois

[willow minnow]

Vyke liked it so he put a ring on it. an elden ring.

[mental yarrow]

[winged obsidian]

hey Lois, I'm the starscourge hehehehhe

[mental yarrow]

😭

[willow minnow]

boy this is worse then the time I got Scarlet Rot.

[winged obsidian]

why did Radahn fight the walking biohazard in the middle of his home country? is he stupid?

[mental yarrow]

bcuz radahn

[winged obsidian]

bro was more concerned with his aura than the lives of thousands of his citizens

[mental yarrow]

radahn is basically bowser

[winged obsidian]

Bowser is actually a good leader though

[willow minnow]

he IS bowser.

got the spikes, the roar, etc

[mental yarrow]

i have a running joke with my girl whenever we see sumn big with spikes we go RADAHNNN

[mental yarrow]

but instead of that why not call melania a war criminal

[winged obsidian]

they're both war criminals

[mental yarrow]

making the big yahu proud

[sour lagoon]

Pizza

[winged obsidian]

"you ain't from the lands between if you've never done this before"

sieges entire continent

[wispy bison]

i have a running joke called six seven

[winged obsidian]

still got lil bro'd by morgott

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Imp

[mental yarrow]

yharnam the giant vs god-feetloving-rick

[winged obsidian]

hello fatigue

I've almost finished the dead space remake

[halcyon kernel]

WWW

[high spoke]

I was curious our curve grade swords a good weapon class

[halcyon kernel]

I've been playing ER

[winged obsidian]

Isaac is losing his marbles

[winged obsidian]

heard that game was mid

[mental yarrow]

worse than sekiro

[halcyon kernel]

I've been doing a dragon cultist build

[mental yarrow]

enough gay thoughts
time for gay actions

[winged obsidian]

I'm doing a pastor build like a guy from an American Baptist Church

[halcyon kernel]

Interesting

[winged obsidian]

except lands between themed

dragon cult spells are crazy too

[halcyon kernel]

My two favs so far are lightning spear and the frozen lightning spear

[winged obsidian]

after ds3 they apologized by giving us a good lightining spear

[wispy bison]

idk what to playyy

[quick thistle]

really?

[wispy bison]

calm down destructive cat

[quick thistle]

i didn't say anything provoking

sorry if it came out the wrong way

[wispy bison]

please dont destroy me destructive cat

[paper seal]

bloons

[paper seal]

it's alright don't worry

[wispy bison]

dude watch the way you speak to destructive cat, they might destroy you

[paper seal]

there is no such thing as a destructive cat

[quick thistle]

thiisis world was promised to me before you were born!!!

[paper seal]

bloodydamn right, make your claim

[quick thistle]

dont make me loooose my temper

Eheh

[paper seal]

woah I'm on your side but I see how it is then

[quick thistle]

okay my loyal servant , we can take over the world together now. Youve proved yourself worthy

[paper seal]

i don't want to take over the world though you need to find something else

[hexed ferry]

anybody know best spot for tech support

ive been troubleshooting for over a month unsuccessfully

[quick thistle]

ah you're right, 50% of villans could be solved with simple therapy, you give such good advice

[paper seal]

divinte provides technical help as far as I can tell, look at the member list under expert

[paper seal]

that's what I'm here for

[plain sentinel]

bleh

[wispy bison]

mannnnn i dk what to play

[raven fern]

Neither do I

I have like 200 games and I play 2 of them

I hate it

[paper seal]

well you can hardly play 200 at the same time

[hexed ferry]

imma play bloodborne since er doesnt work on my pc well rn

[waxen ether]

hello all

[paper seal]

greetings

[quick thistle]

wait is bloodborne worth playing for your first game?

[raven fern]

yes but I can play 200 eventually, but I only play the same 3 games

[waxen ether]

i reeturn

i have fixed that one new guys build

[willow minnow]

Bloodborne is not the same as Souls-games.
Made by the same people but it feels alot different.

[waxen ether]

stats properly allocated

comet azure aquired

[plain sentinel]

bloodborne was tricky to learn first try

[waxen ether]

then i made him go get other items cuz bro had nuthin

[wispy bison]

bb was so boring

[winged obsidian]

yes

[hexed ferry]

how

[plain sentinel]

you have to get comfortable with resposte

[wispy bison]

it was easy and FS sucks at cosmic horror

[plain sentinel]

or jusy general backstabbing

[quick thistle]

mmmm okay, i heard many great things about it. Ill give it a try. Any tips before i start?

[willow minnow]

btw I legit beat the game and I completely forgot about Varres Bouquet. o_o

[paper seal]

most games are one and done, appreciate the time with the game and be thankful for the experience, then you won't need to hop back on

[wispy bison]

dash twice charge heavy repeat until win

[raven fern]

I want more variety is what I mean

[hexed ferry]

elden ring is way easier than bloodborne

[quick thistle]

thank you

[hexed kernel]

i really wanna try bloodborne

[paper seal]

you could spin a wheel

[raven fern]

what if it lands on brawlhala? Hell no

[winged obsidian]

get comfortable with the guns, the game rewards aggression, take your time to explore every single nook and cranny cause there's a ton of secrets, talk to the NPCs multiple times since a lot can change with them

[quick thistle]

everyone's saying its good!

[wispy bison]

dont talk about that here

[winged obsidian]

people will tell you it's ass or amazing but ignore them and try to form your opinion on your own

[hexed ferry]

ur right

[wispy bison]

for a game that rewards agression the combat is slower than ds3 🥀

[paper seal]

if it lands on brawlhalla brawlhalla it is no excuses, unless you really don't wanna then cross is off

[hexed ferry]

but i beat it like 4 times on ps4

[winged obsidian]

I don't really like it as much, it's my least favorite but it's definitely worth trying out even as your first

[quick thistle]

critical thinking for the win 👍

[winged obsidian]

there's a lot to love in bb

[raven fern]

Yeah I just wanna play for fun too

[hexed ferry]

ds2 is my least favorite

[winged obsidian]

yeah you get it

[raven fern]

I’m tired of playing Nightreign, guilty gear, Ultrakill over and over

[wispy bison]

i think im gonna wash my face, do my skincare, and flip a coin to see wether ill play look outside or castlevania

[winged obsidian]

you either love it or hate it

[hexed ferry]

honestly its just mid for me

[winged obsidian]

and yeah fair enough

[green yew]

Guys is this game ez af if i play as a sorcerer and only use sorceries and incantations instead of melee weapons?

[hexed ferry]

its just worse ds1

[quick thistle]

thank you for taking the time to respond to me, I appreciate this a lot. Enjoy your new home in my screenshot section

[wispy bison]

i can asure you it will be harder and you will miss having a sword

especially when you run out of FP mid dungeon early on

[winged obsidian]

sorcerers are fp thirsty for a long while yep

[wispy bison]

and you just stand there like

[raven fern]

The sorcerers yearn for the carian slicer

[hexed ferry]

true

[wispy bison]

just use a sword 🥀

[green yew]

I have seen yt shorts where sorcerers delete bosses like Margit and Godfrey from a distance with just spells

[winged obsidian]

got summoned in stormveil and ran out of fp mid Godrick

[wispy bison]

stop watching clickbait content

[quick thistle]

wtfff what

[raven fern]

Night shard/comet

[halcyon kernel]

Sorceries and incants are very strong but its a good idea to have a melee weapon for a backup.

[raven fern]

Any build can destroy that boss tho

[paper seal]

First time seeing this as a compliment oh wow

[quick thistle]

? im sorry is there something wrong haha

[paper seal]

noo it's amazing

[hexed ferry]

usually people screenshot maliciously

[wispy bison]

id really like it if bosses had way more hp in elden ring

even in max ng they still die so fast

[green yew]

Bro it's not clickbait
They actually take out huge chunks of health bar from bosses with spells

[sacred stratus]

Ah hell no

[winged obsidian]

magic is always strong

[quick thistle]

you should add me back ^^, thank you. I try my best to respond kindly and thoughtfully whn people help me out

[green yew]

Bosses need to be nerfed

[hexed ferry]

spongey bosses ruin games

[raven fern]

You can do this with anything bro bro

[winged obsidian]

doing damage from a distance is good who'd've thought

[quick thistle]

Nonono Lol just one time. So unnecessary

[sacred stratus]

Fire giant

Needs to be

[green yew]

With my ass Nagakiba?