general-discussion

[late loom]

I know sekiro is good and all but I didn't really like it yes I killed one boss , yes it was a skill issue of the century

[worn wigeon]

Elden ring has parry, sekiro has deflect

[sour lagoon]

Elden Ring has parry it’s just weird

[iron turret]

sorry idk y i said that

[green gust]

Same for me

I did get in a bit firther then 1 boss tho

[lavish yacht]

I could never learn the parry timing for dark souls or Elden ring

[worn wigeon]

Yeah the final boss was by far the best out of all of them

[narrow orbit]

Sekiro gets too repetitive for me

[sour lagoon]

Dark souls parry is easy

[iron turret]

dont need to parry if you just dodge the enemy

[acoustic summit]

ER has a dollar store Sekiro deflect, but only for 5 minutes with a crystal tear effect

[lavish yacht]

Elden ring tho I don’t even use shields

[gray smelt]

that's what i meant

[green gust]

Lies of p was easier with parry for me

[sour lagoon]

Bloodborne gun parries are the best

[lavish yacht]

Exactly what I do lmao

[worn wigeon]

Just wait for the hand to move and you’re set

[green gust]

They also tbe easiest prob

[sour lagoon]

Tell that to a dark souls parry vet

[late loom]

Parrying in hollow knight is so weird

[sour lagoon]

I started with bloodborne

[acoustic summit]

Dunno why they never added those gun mechanics to a game after Bloodborne

[green gust]

Me too

[sour lagoon]

Technically I started with ds3 but was more interested in bb

[gray smelt]

temu sekiro

[worn wigeon]

Cause it’s bugged and not implemented properly

[lavish yacht]

I hate hollow knight (skill issue)

[green gust]

Well and elden ring

[late loom]

It's still my best skill fr

[sour lagoon]

I barely started ds3 went straight into bb

[narrow orbit]

Because they never made a game where you can use guns after bloodborne
Except the canons you can pick in elden ring

[green gust]

I finished bloodborne once

Im intrigued to replay it

[sour lagoon]

Doing jar cannon and curved sword build atm

[acoustic summit]

Armored Core 6

[gray smelt]

speaking of temu sekiro, there are a lot of temu sekiro games nowadays

[lavish yacht]

Did you do the dlc

[green gust]

Never

[worn wigeon]

Silk song parry is infinitely better than hollow knights

[late loom]

My only flex is that I can parry nkg up to 6 times in a single attack

[lavish yacht]

Do it

[green gust]

I heard its amazing

[iron quiver]

I always forgrt weapon leveling is a thin

[lavish yacht]

It is

Ludwig is my fav souls boss

[green gust]

I heard they hard asf

[worn wigeon]

How

[late loom]

I like hollow knight's more but I feel like it's just because I'm used to parrying being more rewarding in hollow knight kind of

[sour lagoon]

I’m ready to do a stake driver build with a reiter

[iron quiver]

I focus on levels lol

[lavish yacht]

Last night I somehow beat orphan of kos 1st try my heart was about to explode

And they are hard asf

[worn wigeon]

Exact wrong way to get more damage btw

[green gust]

I liked the first hunter

[sour lagoon]

I’m gonna be doing a milquetoast build

[gray smelt]

then make it in the way that the mechanic doesn't only involved roll and attack
that is insanely slop

[sour lagoon]

Orphan isn’t that hard to me I think Ludwig is harder

[worn wigeon]

The reward compared to risk is pretty large in the risk favor. You don’t even do any extra damage

[lavish yacht]

I’ve only died to Ludwig twice so opposite for me

[iron turret]

i try that but i'm poopoo at the game so timing is always off

[sour lagoon]

Also Laurence

[lavish yacht]

“Screw” Laurence since mods wanna be a c*ck

[sour lagoon]

You know you can parry orphan of Kos

[late loom]

I mean you get iframes and can deal like 150 dmg in a single attack but I still just enjoy seeing the boss get hit so many times

[iron turret]

guys im lwk in the shower but i have no body wash genuinely what do i do

[sour lagoon]

Wdym

[sour lagoon]

Go to the store

[iron turret]

can i use hand soap

[sour lagoon]

Yes as long as you use a scrubby I’d think

[lavish yacht]

Can’t swear apparently

[sour lagoon]

Oh

[green gust]

Bro the first hunter he was hard for me until i figured out when to paryy him then i killed him without taking a hit

[pastel cove]

Just posted my loadout in #media-and-links

[iron turret]

right now, that's a deal with it later solution

[sour lagoon]

Unfortunately the game ratings doesn’t speak for the server

[iron turret]

👍🏻 thanks

[hardy drift]

oh my swirls

[acoustic summit]

That happened to me with the crucible knights

[gray smelt]

man the gun mechanic in bb is so much better than whatever the mechanics they introduced in elden ring

[worn wigeon]

Profanity

[iron turret]

oh sugar

[worn wigeon]

Twin

[hexed knoll]

Gun is peak

[green gust]

45 huh?

[lavish yacht]

Trick weapons are the best weapon type out of any souls game

[twilit hedge]

Fire giant

[worn wigeon]

What about it

[late loom]

The parrying with a shield like in every other medieval game?

[sour lagoon]

I want gun parries and weapon arts

[gray smelt]

elden ring just cant stop beating the roll slop allegations

[lavish yacht]

Trick weapons are basically 2 weapons in 1

[sour lagoon]

That would be best

[twilit hedge]

298882

[worn wigeon]

Explode

[sour lagoon]

I want gun parries or switch to shield instead and do both and weapon arts

[worn wigeon]

You can strafe plenty

[late loom]

It wouldn't make sense in elden ring tho

[worn wigeon]

I mean weapon arts are the equivalent of ash of war no?

[celest remnant]

Dwayne The Rock Johnson as Boc

[narrow orbit]

Yes

[late loom]

Elden ring is peak slop wym

[twilit hedge]

i seen a video of someone fighting radahn and turning into a plane and bombing radahn with a one shot

[late loom]

I watched that vid too

[lament sun]

phase 2 consort radahn just killed my computer

[celest remnant]

I want him to be CGI at first

[glossy yarrow]

Hi (females)

[acoustic summit]

Happens to all of us

[celest remnant]

but then he achieves the human transformation, goes, oh god, I'm too beautiful, and dies

[sour lagoon]

What if we got imperial England souls where u get a sword and a musket with a bayonette and daggers

[gray smelt]

then just make it in a way that mechanic doesn't only involved roll and slop

[acoustic summit]

[celest remnant]

that'd be such a dwayne the rock boc way to die

[sullen scroll]

Is something wrong with the servers?

[glossy yarrow]

i shall NOT reply to you

[twilit hedge]

no the rock has a contract where he cant be seen dying or losing a fight in any movie or he doesn’t act

[celest remnant]

I unplugged them

[sullen scroll]

Pc servers? No multiplayer has been happening at all?

[hardy drift]

speeex hi

[celest remnant]

This is actually a myth, he died in Doom PLUS he was the bad guy

[worn wigeon]

Hi hi flame

[late loom]

Game still peak bro ion know what you talking about

[celest remnant]

it was real for vin diesal though

[glossy yarrow]

Hi

[hardy drift]

Oh my god no

[sullen scroll]

thats not okay

[hardy drift]

wsp

[glossy yarrow]

Hi (females)

[worn wigeon]

What about me

[hardy drift]

@hexed knoll save me

[celest remnant]

u have used all ur screen time plus didn't eat your broccoli

[lament sun]

what build did you beat him with if you have

[worn wigeon]

Going on a field trip, what about you

[glossy yarrow]

Hi(no)

[lean crane]

ADHD is wild. I spent 4 hours doing imaginary tasks in my head that I somehow convinced myself had to be done before I fell asleep and only now did I realize it was literally just in my head. That's a sucky way to lose 4 hours of sleep

[glossy yarrow]

Hi

[sullen scroll]

So whats actually wrong with the PC servers? no summons on effergies or Invasions

[worn wigeon]

Yippers

[twilit hedge]

he didn’t lose a fight

[gray wraith]

text if u agree that int builds should be buffed and are superior

[glossy yarrow]

Say hi to the galaxy android phone

[late loom]

Get off the za already

[sour lagoon]

Say hi to my iPhone 17 pro

[glossy yarrow]

no

[worn wigeon]

You might just be sleep deprived 😭

[glossy yarrow]

so tough being a 6 ft 1 chad

[late loom]

That's it I'm sending you to fight a shirtless sweaty radahn

[sour lagoon]

I will be back

[glossy yarrow]

he aint nothin on me

[worn wigeon]

Don’t tempt him with a good time

[glossy yarrow]

im ALWAYS on top

[late loom]

True true

[gray smelt]

ehh its good, could be better

[late loom]

Bottom tsundere energy

[worn wigeon]

We all have a crush of radahn right

[glossy yarrow]

comeover

[gray smelt]

not really peak in my opinion

[acoustic summit]

Antspur rapier with blood infusion and poisonous mist ash of war. Dex/arc were the damage stats I leveled

[hardy drift]

oh fancy, I'm stuck in class

[glossy yarrow]

Hi

[celest remnant]

You wouldn't call getting ripped in half by a portal losing a fight? We saw what it did to Pinky lol

[worn wigeon]

You just gave him super aids

[hardy drift]

Hi (excluding oOo)

[glossy yarrow]

damn it

Hi (message directed to miria)

[celest remnant]

and I imagine unlike the wheelchair bound science nerd sarge didn't have a trauma team waiting to patch him up from being bisected

[glossy yarrow]

attempt #2

[last crow]

i havent finished it yet😭

[worn wigeon]

Have fun in your stinky class

[hardy drift]

free period so ig

[late loom]

Idk feels more refined then the other two games I tried like sekiro was the most repetitive game and ds3 is just too linear

[gray smelt]

i also have adhd, its painfully painful

[glossy yarrow]

i love ds3

W's in the chat

[worn wigeon]

Peak then

[late loom]

Depends on the money I'm getting unc

[glossy yarrow]

Why does everyone want money what about my heart :(

[lean crane]

Nah, I was sleep deprived but I've mostly caught up on sleep. This is an ADHD thing

[worn wigeon]

Uh huh

[lean crane]

True and real

[glossy yarrow]

chainsaw man refrence

[hot dome]

nah ill take 20 bucks tho

[still wren]

kusabimaru does not need magic stones to kill gods 😭

[late loom]

I'm a broke boy and my friends want me to go with them to a vacation for like a week and I also need a new PC so yeah

[worn wigeon]

Top tier adhd activities

[gray smelt]

if only they learned and combined every mechanics from other games, it would be a masterpiece

[glossy yarrow]

son all i gon offer you is 1.02 rupees 😭

take it or leave it atp

[late loom]

Every single coin helps twin

[worn wigeon]

This is 0.011 dollars btw

[glossy yarrow]

letes not talk bucks letes talk zimbabew dollars

[late loom]

Didn't they literally do that with nightreign

[hot dome]

at that point id owe you money

[glossy yarrow]

sounds like a win to me and you

[late loom]

20 bucks is 20 bucks

[sour lagoon]

Broke mf weapon has two meaning, you make a katana cause it’s a cheap ass weapon, and yea the katana in Sekiro is broken af mechanically

[gray smelt]

it was too late, and nightreign is a completed different game

[sour lagoon]

I’m not back yet (I swear)

[gray smelt]

literally coop slop

[acoustic summit]

Nightreign is its own weird thing. It has practically no character creation elements or in-depth lore

[glossy yarrow]

chat i was gone for 2 seconds who misses me

[rapid atlas]

No one

[charred kayak]

Hi

[worn wigeon]

Mods, crush his skull

[celest remnant]

God he's BACK

[worn wigeon]

Hi hi

[celest remnant]

damn it!

[grizzled zodiac]

Guys its anyone have extra tarnished armor? I want it so bad

[worn wigeon]

Logic, destroy oOo

[rapid atlas]

No

[grizzled zodiac]

No problem

[rapid atlas]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[gray smelt]

man i wish i called elden ring mechanics slop instead of roll slop

[acoustic summit]

Tarnished armor?

[glossy yarrow]

chat i was gone for 5 seconds who misses me

[late loom]

Anyhow most mechanics are the same in all soulsborne games so like idk what you on like except Bloodborne and sekiro I can't think of any really different soulsborne games

[glossy yarrow]

thanks for missing me guys

[acoustic summit]

That's, like, every game ever made past the 90s

[worn wigeon]

No it’s quality slop

[grizzled zodiac]

Ye

[worn wigeon]

We only like it cause it’s good

[late loom]

People be saying elden ring is mid cuz it doesn't have the exact same mechanics as other games

[sour lagoon]

Elden Ring is mid because it’s mid

[celest remnant]

@craggy current @nova matrix turn 4 btw

[late loom]

Idk twin marrying a blue doll is pretty peak

[acoustic summit]

It needs to have deflect, gun parries, mech parts, humanity system, covenants and curse

[worn wigeon]

But there are detailed feet

[grizzled parcel]

guys is lv.110 good enough to make an op flame of frenzy build

[rapid atlas]

No

[tardy kernel]

yes

[late loom]

Add a ddlc mechanic in there too

[rapid atlas]

[short geyser]

Ribbit

[late loom]

Also mercy

[gray smelt]

they leaning too much into dark souls with the roll thingy, and relied on it too much, not even unique roll like bb dash or sekiro dash

[grizzled parcel]

no and yes?

[worn wigeon]

Listen and learn, an expert is speaking

[late loom]

If I beat you will you turn into millions of smaller frogs

[rapid atlas]

No.

[tardy kernel]

whats ur starting class

[grizzled parcel]

i dont mind if i have to risk vigor

[grizzled parcel]

jailer

[tardy kernel]

guessing u mean prisoner

[rapid atlas]

Ok then it is, now follow what @tardy kernel says^

[grizzled parcel]

i alrd played the game years ago so im just building an op build

[halcyon kernel]

You have a lot more options for dodging/avoiding damage in ER though

[grizzled parcel]

jailer prisioner yea same thing

[acoustic summit]

Not at all

[late loom]

Oh my god bruh what do you want them to do it's a souls game hold on lemme give the tarnished the power to manifest in another plain every time I dodge like what bruh

You could also hop back if you don't wanna roll

[halcyon kernel]

You can jump, crouch, strafe, roll, quickstep, bloodhound step, block and guard counter, parry, use raptor mists, vow of the indomitable, deflecting hard tear, or miriam's vanishing

[hot panther]

Arabian sand boa

[glossy yarrow]

you all would take bullets for me right

[tardy kernel]

forgot to add madding hand

[grizzled parcel]

wait why so much vigor chill...

[tardy kernel]

thats a normal amount

[glossy yarrow]

your wrong... now then

[late loom]

See like what is bro crying about

[rapid atlas]

😹

[grizzled parcel]

its not my first playthrough so i dont need much HP

i remember the bosses

[rapid atlas]

[late loom]

Calling everything slop for no reason

[glossy yarrow]

im not slop.

[late loom]

WHO is unc

[gray smelt]

what other options main mechanic are there besides rolling?

[tardy kernel]

then go w 40vig and 70 faith
use erdtree seal in the mainhand

[celest remnant]

I have the blessing of Sigil, City of Doors apparently.

[tardy kernel]

if you want the image with those changes ill post it

[glossy yarrow]

whys everyone c alling me unc omds

[grizzled parcel]

please and thank you, also i saw a guide suggesting jellyfish shield?

[late loom]

Cuz it fun uncling

[halcyon kernel]

I already said

[tardy kernel]

dont bother w it

[glossy yarrow]

watch bro be 21

[grizzled parcel]

its poopy?

[tardy kernel]

here

[gray smelt]

i said the core mechanics

[grizzled parcel]

btw this is PvE right? i dont pvp

[tardy kernel]

its just not needed

yeah pve

[grizzled parcel]

ok lemme save this ,ty btw

[tardy kernel]

np

[halcyon kernel]

Why does it matter?

[tardy kernel]

strafing

[gray smelt]

can you do those stuffs without proper training?

[tardy kernel]

you can beat all the games without rolling at all

[grizzled parcel]

i saw that lol, yea insane

[sacred stratus]

gg maliketh

[halcyon kernel]

A lot of them aren't that hard to do

[late loom]

Yeah you can

[late loom]

GGS twin peak

[sacred stratus]

rotten breath is op, i wish i got it sooner in the game

[sour lagoon]

Hey it’s broly

[late loom]

You must have insane fp then

[gray smelt]

do you expect new players to just parry all they way through the game or something? its certainly harder than learn the moveset and rolling bud

[carmine barn]

Playing the game for the frost time anyone got any advice can’t seem to progress what so ever

[rapid atlas]

[halcyon kernel]

Was parry the only thing I listed though?

[tardy kernel]

you can block with shields

[sacred stratus]

no im only mind 20

[tardy kernel]

pretty common playstyle and very viable

[hazy sand]

I can tell this convo is stupid what’s it about lol

[short geyser]

Sometimes

[halcyon kernel]

He is complaining about ER leaning too hard into "rollslop"

[tardy kernel]

talking to talk

[late loom]

They said jumping, crouching as well as strafing

[hazy sand]

First souls game that let you jump instead of rolling attacks too

Sekiro don’t count

[gray smelt]

the thing is those are not core mechanics, you cant acquire them without farming and training damn

what so hard to understand

[late loom]

If elden ring is rollslop then sekiro is deflect slop

[halcyon kernel]

Jumping and crouching???

Do you not read?

[late loom]

Do you need to farm to jump or crouch bro 😭

[tardy kernel]

jumping isnt a core mechanic

[celest remnant]

Ya know what makes Team Skull a fun antagonist

[hazy sand]

Most aren’t even farming it’s just obtaining the item lol

[gray smelt]

how many attacks that you can just jump?

[tardy kernel]

huh

[gray smelt]

the f uck?

[halcyon kernel]

A lot actually

[tardy kernel]

alot more than you would expect

[celest remnant]

Guzma is just goofy enough to be funny but still relatively believably intimidating.

[tardy kernel]

jumping gets rid of the bottom half of your hitbox

[hazy sand]

Any floor attack can be jumped pretty much

And let’s you get a jump attack in

[halcyon kernel]

Bell Bearing's grab can be jumped

[late loom]

Wait fr??

[hazy sand]

This one’s so stupid and funny lol

[halcyon kernel]

Yeah

[late loom]

Holy bro I didn't know that

Thank you so much for telling me

[gray smelt]

you said it like every boss does floor attack often lmao

[lean kindle]

Dark souls is my 3rd souls game so far and game hasnt really gotten good for me YET
I hope this game gets better cuz i had highest hope for this one

[paper seal]

bloodydamn brilliant ride my goodman

[late loom]

You can also jump to the side unc

[hazy sand]

This is entertaining

[tardy kernel]

alot of bosses do attack that you can jump
and again the entirety of elden ring can be beatin without rolling

[hazy sand]

🍿

[tardy kernel]

it has been done multiple times

[halcyon kernel]

ER is all about giving you choices for how you want to play the game

[shut widget]

did somthing change with mobile discord size or am i genuinely tweaking

[late loom]

A dude finished the game without dodging at all

[gray smelt]

can you jump all of the combo moves? like consecutive attack

[hazy sand]

Quite a few have

[late loom]

Makes sense with how long it's been

[lean kindle]

Did they use shields only or overloaded themselves

[hazy sand]

It seems like one of the more fun challenges and teachers you a lot about enemy moves

[late loom]

No but that doesn't make the game bad or anything bro

[hazy sand]

It’s mainly just using positioning, no roll often includes no hit so

[gray smelt]

and newbies suddenly think that is a core mechanic and just jump through the game with no rolling 70 hours plus

[late loom]

Don't think so

[halcyon kernel]

It doesn't matter if its a "core" mechanic or not

[hazy sand]

I used jumps a lot in my first playthrough they were fun

[tardy kernel]

newbies think jumping is a core mechanic yes

and for the 50th time there are more ways to play

[hazy sand]

Especially bosses like Godfrey

[tardy kernel]

you can block/parry/crouch

or quite literally walk left and right

to avoid some attacks

[celest remnant]

mmmmm

[late loom]

Yeah jump in his fights are great

[hazy sand]

Strafing is my favourite way to avoid attacks

[halcyon kernel]

Same

[tardy kernel]

feels pretty nice to do

[gray smelt]

that is why the roll button existed, its the easiest option to play the game, jump and sh its doesn't required lmao

[hazy sand]

I think bosses that don’t allow strafing are kinda meh

[halcyon kernel]

Oh noooo such a deadly attack! What would happened if I walked slightly to the right???

[rapid atlas]

Fr

[hazy sand]

Dreglord watching me do a marathon to avoid the nuke

I can now dodge that attack tho I’m so happy

[radiant mirage]

i’m waiting for limgrave colosseum players united combat

[late loom]

Unc just admit elden ring ain't roll slop

[radiant mirage]

wonder if i’ll get enough much less any

[gray smelt]

well im not gonna argue with these biased delusionals any further anyway

[halcyon kernel]

LOL

[sick storm]

aura

[tardy kernel]

"im wrong and cant admit it"

gl twin

[gray smelt]

lmao none of these mfs made a good points

[tardy kernel]

you said jumping isnt a core mechanic

[hazy sand]

i wish I had this delusion

Life would be so much easier

[tardy kernel]

life would be sunshine and rainbows

[gray smelt]

because you can just roll through

[sick storm]

guys please consider: i'm right and you're wrong

[tardy kernel]

you can also just block
does that mean rolling isnt a core mechanic

[soft osprey]

clearly this guys right cause he said so

[hazy sand]

You are the one choosing the roll over alternatives, that doesn’t mean the mechanics don’t exist 😭

[tardy kernel]

but he said so

[hazy sand]

Mb gang

[quiet cosmos]

Hi newbie to elden ring, I need help

[bold wharf]

Yeah i agree with yasha we shouldnt use the mechanics they gave us

[rapid atlas]

😹

[halcyon kernel]

Oh yeah forgot to say

[hot dome]

sounds like something someone whos wrong would say

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Shnrai, hi Kier

[tardy kernel]

whats up

[hazy sand]

Hi hi meow hru

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Dxvl

[tardy kernel]

hi fatigue

[sick storm]

erm it clearly says 'i'm right' in the message?

[tardy kernel]

how are you

[hot dome]

greetings

[halcyon kernel]

Ruined my sleep again 😢

[hot dome]

yeah, im right, youre wrong

[gray smelt]

i didnt said other mechanics dont exist either, i just said they didn't important enough

[sick storm]

he found the secretive counter tech

my argument has fallen to pieces

[quiet cosmos]

I started warrior class without knowing anything, I need help to get a better weapon

[gray smelt]

i guess let's just received chip dmg and expected it to go through the bosses, well thats the other ways to play the game i guess

[bold wharf]

Try rickety shield

[quiet cosmos]

Where do I get it

[acoustic summit]

Random drop from some demihumans. It's one of the worst shields in the game

[bold wharf]

Best*

[quiet cosmos]

Honestly downloaded 4 days ago, only been using the Bloodhound scavenger

[quiet cosmos]

Oh dang

[sharp sentinel]

Is there any tips to beating Gideon with bloodhound fang

[gray smelt]

like you cant even find a good shield in early game and just blocking and called it core mechanic lmao

well whatever

[acoustic summit]

Brass shield

[halcyon kernel]

The vagabond's shield has 100% physical dmg blockage bro

[tired forge]

prophet's shield is the best bro

[rapid atlas]

Block with fists

[tired forge]

parry magic with your mind

[sleek pasture]

Hey its soup time

[tired forge]

Let's go to the soup store to buy clothes

[sleek pasture]

🤤

[gray smelt]

yeah and just keep blocking with 20 endurances

[quiet cosmos]

I got so many weapons but I don't know which is good and which is bad, it anyone is interested and knows the weapons well enough I could send a ss

[tired forge]

fabric 🤤

[hazy sand]

Same with confessors iirc

[tardy kernel]

alot of shield have 100phys guard meaning you take 0 physical damage, conveniently this is the damage type that the vast majority of the enemies in the game deal

you also get the deflecting hardtear in the dlc

[rapid atlas]

Post it in #community-help and tag shnrai

[tardy kernel]

meaning you take 0 damage from an effective block regardless

[short geyser]

Ribbit

[quiet cosmos]

Yeah but doesn't let me post there

[tired forge]

then you riposte with a cutesy guard counter and deal huge damage

[hazy sand]

Deflecting hardtear was so hype on release

Honestly such a cool way to play

[rapid atlas]

You need 20 messages to get image perms i think 🤔

[tardy kernel]

try out the moveset and use the one you prefer, any weapon is good when built correctly

[quiet cosmos]

Should I just spam?

[hot dome]

yeah after some messages the role will be given automatically

[tardy kernel]

at this stage in the game focus on the weapon level and high vig

not much else to worry abt right now

[hot dome]

no just talk normally lol youll get the role soon

[rapid atlas]

[quiet cosmos]

Okay

[hot dome]

[short geyser]

Ribbit

[karmic monolith]

dracula

[hazy sand]

Meow

[quiet cosmos]

Yaaaa

[celest remnant]

Hot Take:Bring back covenants but restructure the reward loop into a side quest based one similar to elder scrolls guilds system. Stay away from the mistake of making it grindy, and cap each of them off with a fight against the current faction mascot/leader.

[gray smelt]

that's dlc sh its
i been talking about main mechanics this whole time

[vital tide]

how we feelin about the elden ring movie leaks?

[tardy kernel]

and i told you shields have 100 physical guard

[hazy sand]

I support this

[tardy kernel]

you pick and choose what to reply to

and still end up being wrong

[quiet cosmos]

Socrates status 😭🤌

[spark scarab]

The server have group password for elden ring ?

[karmic monolith]

this kind of looks like a withered bouquet from a distance

[tired forge]

bring back covenants but allow an alternative way to grind covenant items

[celest remnant]

We got ONE singular proper boss fight out of covenants in ds2 and I think it was one of the better rewards frankly.

You're gonna show me MORE of the game art I signed up to see? Yes please.

[karmic monolith]

yuno ball mate

[gray smelt]

like i said not every newbie known immediately how to use other mechanics, that's what my point this whole time

[quiet cosmos]

😭

[tired forge]

getting warmth in DS3 is one of the most boring experience you can have in life

[tardy kernel]

so ur saying someone new plays like someone new and that makes the game bad

[halcyon kernel]

I would think newbies would know what blocking is

[late loom]

How do covenants work in ds3 twin I have no idea what they exist for

[tired forge]

same stuff as the other games but reskinned into new names and factions basically

[rapid atlas]

[devout bay]

im looking for a new strenght build any sugestions?

[late loom]

Twin I have no idea how they work in the other games😭

[hot dome]

a 3rd snake has hit the chat

[gray smelt]

they could just enjoy eating slop of course, souls games still pretty popular after all

[tired forge]

oh it's like multiplayer but cooler

[short geyser]

Ribbit

[late loom]

Oh ok thx twin

[late loom]

Doesn't make them bad tho

[tardy kernel]

tutorial btw

have you got anything of use to say

[tired forge]

Covenants basically act as factions that one can join, which can influence your PvP experience (and sometimes PvE). Each covenant has a system of rewards tied to a covenant-specific item you can get through various means. The way you can get these items depends on how the covenant works.

[gray smelt]

i didnt say it bad either

[tired forge]

I can tell you some basic types of covenants that always show up for exemple

[late loom]

Calling them slop is basically saying the games bad so

[tardy kernel]

really curious abt his next reply to my image

[hazy sand]

Elden ring is woke slop

[halcyon kernel]

Yesss broooo

[gray smelt]

slop which is means overused

[late loom]

It's like the one you get from killing the woman in the church next to vordt?

[tired forge]

New players don't read they came to this game for hype moments and aura ||i'm joking don't kill me||

[late loom]

Who cares about politics I just wanna play a peak game

[gray smelt]

yeah and? just blocking your way through?

[hexed kernel]

the word slop is such an overused buzzword now

[hazy sand]

You can literally change your gender in the game, unplayable (do I specify it’s a joke or do I gamble with the mods)

[tardy kernel]

blocking is a common playstyle among these games yeah

[sleek pasture]

very overused

[tardy kernel]

your point was a noob wont know how to do it

its introduced immediately

[hexed kernel]

here are the stuff that are actually slop
generative AI, roblox, gacha games, greedy AAA games

[sleek pasture]

minecraft > roblox

[celest remnant]

Cold(?) Take?:If Nintendo wasn't allergic to money they would've taken the team rainbow rocket plot line they established and did a game around it with similar difficulty.

[hazy sand]

You forgot dark souls, Elden ring, sekiro, bloodborne

[gray smelt]

i said its a mechanic that not as effective as roll f sake

[hazy sand]

This is a metaphor for the difficulties faced in getting hrt, the ogres very accurately reflecting society

[tired forge]

yes, that one is the "way of blue", this blue covenant is in all three souls games. The way it works is that if you get invaded by someone, a member of another covenant (blue sentinels, blade of the darkmoon for exemple) which is also blue themed will be summoned into your world to help you defeat the invader. Upon killing the invader, the member of that covenant receives one copy of their covenant rank up item

[late loom]

Technically better then rolling cuz you get a stronger next attack

[sick storm]

this is a list of soulslikes chat

[sick storm]

true! miyazaki predicted the nhs

[hazy sand]

More like sloplikes ha gottem

[tardy kernel]

no this is what u said and what i replied to

[late loom]

Oh so that's why I was suddenly kidnapped into another dudes world lmao😭

[hot dome]

theres a your mom joke here somewhere

[celest remnant]

(For anyone that actually read that and went "what is he talking about" team rainbow rocket was a one off post game in pokemon where team rocket returned, invading your trading space, with giovanni personally leading a team of former antagonists from alternate dimensions where they'd actually won, each sporting legendaries appropriate to their victory, and aggressive AI.)

[hazy sand]

Ds2 is just about fighting queen Elizabeth when you think about it

[tired forge]

yeah probably equipped one of those blue protection covenant

[gleaming pond]

Logic I feel bad you’re being ignored

[late loom]

Peak I felt so bad I couldn't help tho😭

[gleaming pond]

I don’t know anything about Pokémon so I can’t really say anything but I feel bad

[late loom]

I'm so bad at ds3 for some reason

[tired forge]

If Queen Elizabeth was involved in shady stuff, was power-hungry and had a really old husband

[tired forge]

gameplay's much faster in DS3 than the other souls games idk

[pulsar folio]

2026 still no tarnished 😇

[hazy sand]

Usum was genuinely tough at times and we haven’t seen that in anything other then legends arceus at times (which I believe I heard had the same director or smth)

[tired forge]

Tarnished Edition set to release in 20XX

[late loom]

This sounds cool but I gotta call out the Nintendo allergic to money thing😭

[gleaming pond]

2026 still no JJK shinjuku showdown

[hazy sand]

They need to keep bringing that guy in

[bleak spruce]

I'm really f---ing board... anyone wanna play dnd? I just got the free pre-written wotc has on their site that goes with the free basic rules, has a buncha premade characters n' stuff

[gray smelt]

its because it not as effective as rolling so newbies will not use that mechanic often

[hot dome]

atleast its not 21xx

[tired forge]

2XXX

[late loom]

I just can't level up I swear idk why

[gleaming pond]

Bored*

[tardy kernel]

It can unironically be easier for a newer player
holding block and taking small chip damage is easier than timing a roll consistently

[late loom]

The enemies drop so little souls

[kind quail]

XXXX

[tired forge]

I feel like DS3 is the least generous in terms of levelling up

[hazy sand]

There’s a reason why shield poke has its place

[celest remnant]

Oh no Kier will even agree with this take:It'd sell like HOT CAKES'

[tardy kernel]

yes rolling is more effective in the long run, but that being your reason for calling it rollslop makes no sense

[celest remnant]

it was easily the biggest nostalgia farm of the year and it was GOOD too

[tired forge]

often times I end up somewhere below level 150 in DS2 but only reach level 100 in DS3

[bleak spruce]

no I'm a plank of wood

[gleaming pond]

Nintendo is just under fire right now

[gleaming pond]

No, You’re a nice platter of cinnamon rolls
I’m gonna devour you

[late loom]

Fr maybe ds2 is worse cuz you got adaptability to level up aswell (I just know about it from vids never played so idk)

[languid hill]

can smn gift me megabonk real quick

[tired forge]

Nintendo is like a bonfire, it's always burning but never runs out

[gleaming pond]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[hazy sand]

I could see them taking it somewhere in a legends game cause they like to get funky with timelines and older game references, having a alola based one that just fully commits to the ultra wormholes as the plot could go crazy

[hexed kernel]

cyberpunk is a story slop game

[gray smelt]

yes and take big amount of stamina which is 15 endurances and broke your posture sure, very effective and easier for newbies

[tired forge]

nah adp is fine when you know about it, you'll just need to dump max 15 levels into it

[languid hill]

shut up

[hazy sand]

Ds2 gives you way more runes then the other 2 games so they even out

[late loom]

Oh ok

[late loom]

I see I see

[tired forge]

DS2 in the early game gives you absurd amounts of runes

[gleaming pond]

Kier isn’t corpo slop anymore, happys for eberbody!

[tardy kernel]

so you have to manage stamina, the same way you have to manage stamina when panic rolling which is what all new players will be doing

[hazy sand]

Ds2 is peakslop

[tired forge]

and you've four paths so you can just head to a higher levelled area

[tardy kernel]

take a deep breath and think for a second

[halcyon kernel]

Think Yasha think!

Sorry I had to

My brain is still Invincible rotted

[rapid atlas]

🍿

[tired forge]

and the bosses are some of the easiest in the series so you'll rarely run into a DPS/skill check kind of boss (except Ruin Sentinels cough cough)

[hazy sand]

Last episode was so good I never knew I could feel so much anxiety from a piece of media before

[halcyon kernel]

SAME!!

[sick storm]

genchat is argumentslop

[late loom]

You'll live to see everyone like elden ring and ascend! What will you have after 500 hate messenges

[sick storm]

actually nah it's argumentgem

[tired forge]

genslop is having multiple conversations

[late loom]

Gem alert

[halcyon kernel]

Hellcord is somehow worse

[hazy sand]

It’s such a different ending to the other 3, I love it

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Rex

[tired forge]

💎 🔬

[late loom]

Invincible is peak

[late loom]

I'm scared what will the fandom become in this full year

[tired forge]

amburgr

[hazy sand]

I find it funny when people get so mad in an argument they go to complain in another chat about it

When they are on the losing side

[rapid atlas]

😹 😹

[gleaming pond]

Someone strike up a conversation about something

Arguing is better than silence

[halcyon kernel]

I made a steak

[late loom]

a STEAK

[halcyon kernel]

This is good news we can finally be bees

[late loom]

Sea salt!

[drowsy bluff]

i just put morgott at a pixel of hp

[halcyon kernel]

I'm a strawberry

[late loom]

Did you die

[halcyon kernel]

Job?

[drowsy bluff]

i died

[halcyon kernel]

Where is he? Where is Omniman???

[drowsy bluff]

im crying

[late loom]

Protein tubes, with that white sauce

[late loom]

Damn bro😭

[celest remnant]

Possibly hot take:N was a more terrifying villain than any of the other antagonists in the entire series because he was both incredibly relatable and pragmatic. His motivations were both realistic and concise:Stop hurting my friends. His solution? The same. He even wins for a moment.

[halcyon kernel]

Are you sure?

[sacred stratus]

I watched the first 3 minutes of invincible and can tell its gonna be one of those corny adult shows

Family Guy 2.0

[late loom]

And we run and we run

[halcyon kernel]

???

[feral jewel]

Hi

[late loom]

It's not like what bro

[halcyon kernel]

Its nothing like Family Guy

[sacred stratus]

Thats what i interpreted in the first 3 minutes

[latent wagon]

Hey, guysss!!

[sacred stratus]

Maybe im wrong

[halcyon kernel]

Hella wrong 😭

[late loom]

You are dont judge a series off it's first 3 mins

[hazy sand]

This is why I like team skull also cause they are much more down to earth. Guzma is just built different

[halcyon kernel]

The show actually has a plot

[late loom]

Peak plot

Meh animations most of the time till they randomly lock in

[celest remnant]

It's a fun contrast. Guzma is the record scratch because unlike his minions he's less about the jokes and much more about the resentment.

Also just hits harder too

[green gust]

Its nothing like family guy bruh

[celest remnant]

If your team doesn't have a good start that first impression from his gollisopod is a punch

[halcyon kernel]

You know what is even better?

[late loom]

I wish thragg looked more menacing but he's still payed off his debts

[rapid atlas]

🐱

[late loom]

Da double G a demon

[digital void]

Meowdy

[tired forge]

Bonjournée

[celest remnant]

more like grug

[late loom]

Hello there

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-an-idea-croods-the-croods-grug-gif-16310881167093655388

[late loom]

Huh

[celest remnant]

there's a villain, i hate that guy

[late loom]

Grug the goat

Notice how thragg went to earth only AFTER grug died

[celest remnant]

Grug made your brain able to understand complex feelings like "sad"

[ancient socket]

YESSS!! Make Godskin duo impossible to EVEN GET TO!! Oh! Oh! And make it so that your summons fight outer enemies!!! So they fail aggro!

[rapid atlas]

😹 😹 😹

[late loom]

Just fiddle the fatass

Then bend over the tall one

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-you-what-huh-gif-19676334

[late loom]

If you do enough poise they won't do shi

[late loom]

Shi mb unc

[ancient socket]

dude I can't even get there

the npcs sit on my tail I can barely move

[late loom]

If you wait to the first knight to walk a few steps from the staircase while crouching he won't see you then in the end of the stairs just crouch and check if the knight already passed to your left

[spare spear]

Day ruined, started of well with maths but fire alarm went off cus some idiot decided to burn stuff on a clamps rubber, and then an inspector calls essay ( done messed it up ) and my GCSE art tomorrow

[chilly agate]

ts chat is dead

[ancient socket]

yup got them 4th try, hardest part is getting to them ngl

[glossy yarrow]

i was gone who misse sme

everyone right

arigato gusimas chat

[ancient socket]

ticklebear!

[silk rapids]

Tom lol

[glossy yarrow]

yooo waddup dead inside

what about dead outside

the weak should quiver when the nice guy gets angry.

[late loom]

Yeah for my first playthrough aswell they weren't hard but then that ng+ hit me

[glossy yarrow]

who wanna hop on jjs

[hardy drift]

me

i lied

[tame pulsar]

Yo how do I access dlc

[glossy yarrow]

i was happy for as ec

[tardy kernel]

radahn and mohg need to be dead

touch the whithered finger at the end of mohgs arena

[chilly agate]

kill mohg and radahn, then interact with miquellas cocoon at the arena

[tardy kernel]

an npc should be waiting there if the previous requirements are met

[tame pulsar]

Yes I beat him

I got frenzied flame

[hazy sand]

Emily

[tardy kernel]

not that one

mohg, lord of blood

[chilly agate]

the REAL mohg

[drowsy cedar]

More like Emilia

[tame pulsar]

Ohhh

[drowsy cedar]

Amirite guys

[naive leaf]

Who

[tame pulsar]

Ok I beat Margot too how do I beat lord of blood

[naive leaf]

Who

[drowsy cedar]

Idk

[boreal crest]

Guys is poise even that important

[naive leaf]

lol u just a newgennn

[drowsy cedar]

50/50

[tame pulsar]

I-

[naive leaf]

oh hell nah

[boreal crest]

Whats that mean

[drowsy cedar]

I've been here longer than you don

[tired forge]

Mohg belongs to the sewers so the subterranean one is actually the real version

[drowsy cedar]

Kinda but not really

[naive leaf]

i just rejoined btw, dms

[drowsy cedar]

What about dms

[chilly agate]

sometimes important

[tame pulsar]

Mohg a didi 💀

[celest remnant]

I could douse fires! Pluck at strings! Simmer black salt with blazing heat!Yet here I sing
About nothing! Poured my heart out in the sink! With my cologne and left a big ol' gaping hole! Chest cavity but I don't mind cuz I got ice cream!

[chilly agate]

boi

[ancient socket]

after an elden ring session I always take a relax break

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/jammin-gif-27570234

[chilly agate]

bru elden ring is the relax break

[ancient socket]

game gets you pulling your hair at times

[celest remnant]

I take a tax break

[ancient socket]

WHY am I getting struck by thunder while having 7 eagles behind me

[tired forge]

I broke my leg

[ancient socket]

having to parkour on small structures

[chilly agate]

radical bro

[tired forge]

break is break

[celest remnant]

I broke my heart 🙁

https://tenor.com/view/yes-excited-gif-22851753

[halcyon kernel]

Break stuff

[halcyon kernel]

George

[late loom]

Go to the church in liurnia with the blood water

Speak to varre

[sour lagoon]

Me too buddy 🫂

[tired forge]

Margarita ⚪

[chilly agate]

get to the consecrated snow fields

[late loom]

Cuz the game hates you twin

[tired forge]

most inefficient supposed way to do a quest i've ever seen in a game

[real storm]

my bike derailleur keeps breaking omfg I'm going as slow as possible

[short geyser]

Does anyone else own the "Psychology of Elden Ring" book?

[late loom]

No what's that

[tired forge]

No but does it talk about frenzied flame and stuff or the gameplay

[short geyser]

I got a signed copy at comic con when I dressed up as the godskin apostle

[ancient socket]

"I did it! Therefore Praise the message!"

[sour lagoon]

Sounds like propaganda

[short geyser]

Yes, the frenzied flame

[late loom]

Did people throw sleep pots at you

And did you dodge it

[tired forge]

Ma'am that's called drugging

[short geyser]

No but someone dressed as St. Trina walked near me and, in character, I fell asleep

[late loom]

I ain't no ma'am I'm a da'am

[tired forge]

Da'am son

[late loom]

Bro is weak to sleep

[late loom]

Shi mb I meant da'ad

[chilly agate]

meh not really, just kill commander niall

[tired forge]

Let's put you into eternal sleep 🙂

[sour lagoon]

What did PlayStation add or change about its terms of service cause tldr

[warm owl]

Hellooo

[late loom]

I'm as single as a somber ancient dragon smithing stone

[tired forge]

reload same area 5 times 💔

[drifting tusk]

why the french me here

[chilly agate]

wdym

[warm owl]

Guys Fortissax is destroying me

How do I fight this guy?

[ancient socket]

I'm romanian actually

[chilly agate]

whats ur build

[short geyser]

[tired forge]

Millicent's quest which is tied to getting the unalloyed gold needle from Niall

[late loom]

Is this peak writing

[ancient socket]

but gone in france for stealing (honest work)

[tired forge]

nvm i'm dumb

[drifting tusk]

W conclusion

[warm owl]

Samuraiii

[brazen shuttle]

Hi

[drowsy cedar]

An Didi*

[drowsy cedar]

Hi

[drifting tusk]

might just be

[late loom]

You stay beneath him and use the ancient lighting spells

[warm owl]

Wait a second...

[chilly agate]

nah the one in the mountaintops of the giants

[tame pulsar]

Hi

[drifting tusk]

hi

[late loom]

Boi you finna be surprised

[warm owl]

I am using a Nagakiba

[heady flower]

when u on ercord

hi im ercord

[mystic eagle]

I retired from my geometry dash retirement

[drifting tusk]

ercord

[tired forge]

It's like tasting Da Vinci sing Thriller 😢

[mystic eagle]

Im going to start grinding sonic wave again

[drowsy cedar]

What's up

[late loom]

Cragblade or good piercing aow

[mystic eagle]

And then become better than zoink

[warm owl]

Death blight is hella ass

[mystic eagle]

Wonder why

[late loom]

Breaking his poise is great for dmg

[tardy kernel]

dont bother breaking his poise

he has like 600 effective poise

[warm owl]

I use Piercing fang and that's been doing good damage

[mystic eagle]

Maybe cuz the buildip of any death blight thing is terrible, also they didnt add any death blight items in the dlc

[late loom]

Oh wow

[round hare]

I would kill for some chocolate rn

[mystic eagle]

Death blight is like a 2nd healthbar u cant heal without boluses

[grizzled zodiac]

Guys there is any wepsite saying about swords? I mean the what element swords are?bcs i dont know and i want to know the swords

[warm owl]

Godwyn should have been the final boss of the dlc

[tardy kernel]

700 nvm

[dire ledge]

bleood

[late loom]

The deathblight won't hit you if you are beneath him tho

[warm owl]

It'd be soooo much better than having Radahn there

Smh

[tired forge]

Abyss DLC!!! (for no particular reason)

[warm owl]

I'm not a coward

[warm owl]

Which abyss dlc

[late loom]

You can't hit his head most of the time

[warm owl]

Ds1?

[warm owl]

Dodge attack and smack his hand

[tired forge]

I mean like an entirely different DLC for Godwyn would've been cool

[glass flame]

It's the modifiers, you can manage it if you hammer the head long enough, hard enough, and consistently enough.
But its not really worth it.
Spectral lance is a darling for it though.

[warm owl]

The way the did Miquella so dirty. Smh

I thought he'd be a good guy

[late loom]

Do you even hit him

[warm owl]

Uh...ofc

[sour lagoon]

Traitors.ALL

[tired forge]

we could've gone to a sunken city down in a smouldering lake

[mystic eagle]

Inferno crozier is so cool

[warm owl]

Miquella was hyped up to be a good guy and they ruined him

[warm owl]

Yes

[mystic eagle]

Why is alabaster lords swords motion values so high?

[tired forge]

funsies

[tardy kernel]

because why not

[tired forge]

the dev team felt a bit silly that day

[sour lagoon]

Is it just me or is parrying a lil off in Elden Ring

[tardy kernel]

just u

[sour lagoon]

Ok thanks

[glass flame]

Just you

[tired forge]

idk I never parry

[sour lagoon]

I might be rusty then

[warm owl]

Elden Ring Nightreign annoys the hell out of me. Random AOEs everywhere

[sour lagoon]

I could never play nightreign no smoke breaks

[spare spear]

Git gud

[warm owl]

I'm already good 😎

[tired forge]

Mods, send this man to Smouldering Lake

[silk rapids]

Who dis

[warm owl]

Femboy*

[sour lagoon]

Is not being able to make yourself food a sign of self loathing

Asking for a friend

[tired forge]

Demigod*

[mystic eagle]

Whats better with lions claw inferno crozier or giant crusher

[warm owl]

God*

[tired forge]

Videogame character and boss*

[warm owl]

Shouldn't have been a boss*

[rapid atlas]

Use fists*

[tired forge]

Praise the Godwyn*

[warm owl]

Praise to Gwyndolin*

[tired forge]

Got eaten by a slug lmao*

[spare spear]

Quite the chat 🍷

[warm owl]

He's a cute femboy

[sour lagoon]

What if you could use lions claw on star fists

[tired forge]

Chat is currently peaking

[spare spear]

@smoky wedge don’t do that

[tired forge]

was*

[warm owl]

I peak when I see Gwyndolin

[late loom]

Please god yes I'd bust

[sour lagoon]

Pause

[late loom]

Dmg of course

[tired forge]

Aldrich is better

[warm owl]

Ew

[spare spear]

Probably shouldn’t say stuff like this here

[late loom]

I'd bust out dmg like hell this is truly what I meant trust

[warm owl]

Just me who doesnt actually mind Malenia as a boss?

[grizzled zodiac]

Guys there is other way to get tarnished armor in the game after beat the rykard?

[chilly agate]

getting somebody to drop it for u OR go into NG+

[tired forge]

idk ask Krystolaire they seem to hate her

[late loom]

She ain't that hard

[sour lagoon]

How much poise does raging wolf set give you

[grizzled zodiac]

What is NG+

[warm owl]

2nd phase is so peak

[glass flame]

There isnt "better"
Both work.
Giant crusher will require far more weight and do more damage, crozier will do better at lower investments.
Probably other considerations but this is the biggest.

[inner gyro]

New Game Plus

[grizzled zodiac]

Bruhhh

[mystic eagle]

If i beat sonic wave whats the next level i should play

[warm owl]

Hm....I wonder

[chilly agate]

once u beat the game u get the ability to restart with all your gear, respawning all items and bosses

[mystic eagle]

Whats the point of using giants crusher with lions claw tho when it already has it as a heavy

[warm owl]

And noone seems to hate me even tho Promised Consort is a worse boss

[agile bloom]

someone help there is no enemies in front of redmane castle but the gates are closed what do i do

[spare spear]

Where does one come to this

[mystic eagle]

Tp in from the bridge

[warm owl]

Climb through the window

[glass flame]

Lemme see, you might have an idea there

[tired forge]

PCR would've been better if you just had to kill Miquella like with Twin Princes

[chilly agate]

her only hard move is waterfowl dance, once u learn it shes ez

[warm owl]

Facts

[tired forge]

It's all thanks to my pure, undistilled intellect

[sour lagoon]

Why tf does Jimmy John’s think I want a cereal bar with my sandwich those are so gross

[warm owl]

And the fight flows nicely

[thick halo]

That would make the fight a lot worse lol

[spare spear]

I see

[chilly agate]

yep, its very satisfying imo

[thick halo]

Because it would last longer

[tired forge]

and Miquella shoots twenty projectiles per second too

[warm owl]

She can also be stun locked too

[agile bloom]

ty

[naive leaf]

shaddup

[chilly agate]

those clips of people just spamming giant hunt or lions claw against malenia are so funny

[warm owl]

Guys I didn't do anything wrong

[late loom]

Yeah for me she feels mostly like radagon just with less aoe

[tired forge]

Poor Malenia keeps getting pancaked into the sky

[mystic eagle]

Inferno crozier classic

[warm owl]

Just watching scrubs play

[spare spear]

I’m proud to say I did that

[tulip kite]

Today I'm planning to play dark souls 1 any thing to say before I play it

[warm owl]

Say hi to Solaire for me

[chilly agate]

i gotta try it 🫡

[tulip kite]

Who's that

[warm owl]

You'll see

[late loom]

Uh link the fire or something (I didn't even play it)

[tulip kite]

All right

[idle pendant]

What a good weapon for a new run

[inner gyro]

Just throw frost pots at Malenia or something. Or apply freezing grease to infusable weapons.

[warm owl]

Whatttt!!!?

[tired forge]

You should have fun maybe idk you do you

[late loom]

Wah

[warm owl]

You...haven't...played...ds1?

[tulip kite]

I already played Elden ring so I hope I have fun with this one

[warm owl]

Play Ds2 next

[tired forge]

DS2 is peak

[inner gyro]

I wonder what’s the best consumable to add to a Uchigatana.

[late loom]

Nah twin elden ring is my first souls like but I did start ds3 planning to buy the deluxe edition

[glass flame]

Adds 33% more AR, not very useful at giant crusher AR levels, but its not the same.
Also, savage lions claw has far more total motion value, though it may not be a good idea to use it considering its also longer.

[warm owl]

Unironically I love ds2

[late skiff]

Hi bradars

[hard acorn]

it can be difficult to take the hand immediatly

[sour lagoon]

Why are Sasuke/sakura fans labeled as sasusaku shippers when they are already a couple

[late skiff]

I need the stats for lvl 326 one shot build for radhn

[tulip kite]

So basically I'm just going to play dark souls 1 then 2 then Bloodborne and then dark souls 3 and then demon souls I don't know Hope by the time I finish demon souls from software makes a new souls born that takes 500 hours without stopping to finish and over 1,000 hours non-stop to get all achievements

[warm owl]

My first Souls game was Bloodborne,then Ds1,then Elden Ring,then Sekiro and Ds3 and lastly ds2

[tired forge]

I'm lowkey a Marigon shipper

[late skiff]

With the giant crusher btw

[sour lagoon]

Tenten rock Lee shipper

[mystic eagle]

Useful with inferno crozier ar levels?

[warm owl]

I found it to be really fun when I was playing it for the first time

[late loom]

I wish I could play Bloodborne

[tired forge]

dude that's a wild one

[warm owl]

Demon's souls remake is so bunz

[sour lagoon]

True ninja

[spare spear]

@tender gazelle don’t do that

[warm owl]

It's amazing. No wonder Jacksepticeye is making a movie about it

[late loom]

He is?!

[tulip kite]

Yeah I already seen some clips of it and it looks like it's trying to be edgy I'm probably just going to get the original version instead of the remake

[inner gyro]

If there’s a samurai class, I’m choosing it. I don’t care about any of the other classes.

[warm owl]

Yeah. An animated movie

[late loom]

Holy peakkkkkk

[sour lagoon]

What is the difference between?

[spare spear]

He’s producing it, but of a difference

[late loom]

Is there a trailer yet or nah

[warm owl]

Goooodd trust I've played it

[tired forge]

thank god there isn't a game edition of DS1 named PREPARE TO DIE or something edgy like that

[warm owl]

Nah he just said he was and its all over news and stuff

Idk when the trailer is out

[late loom]

Oh I see

[warm owl]

It's Sony approved too

[tired forge]

Sony wants that sweet sweet bloodborne cash

[late loom]

I hope it's going to be dope cuz then I'll have both sekiro anime and Bloodborne movie

[tulip kite]

Where do you scale it in from software fun level

[tulip kite]

And also the Elden Ring movie

[sour lagoon]

I would sacrifice the Bloodborne movie for a Bloodborne sequel

[warm owl]

Instead of Bloodborne remastered everyone's been asking for

[late loom]

Oh true ❤️‍🩹

[warm owl]

4

[sour lagoon]

No remaster necessary just a sequel

[late loom]

Sony fr sucks ass

[wanton scaffold]

What's the easiest way to beat Margit

[sour lagoon]

Co op

[spare spear]

Git gud

[tulip kite]

We soulsborn fans are going to eat good

[warm owl]

30 fps is suffering

[late loom]

Look at his toes

[sour lagoon]

Skill?

[spare spear]

Jokes aside, probably leveling up

[tulip kite]

Why was it not hard enough

[sour lagoon]

What is wrong with 30 fps

[tired forge]

sacrifice ER movie and BB movie for a BB sequel released on all platforms

[late loom]

Frfr I'll finally be able to be part of the Bloodborne fandom even tho I didn't play the game

[spare spear]

I’m good

[wanton scaffold]

Margit has some massive toes

[warm owl]

On my ps5 the game is sooo goddam slow

[sour lagoon]

Summoning rogier

[tulip kite]

You should play it it looks good

[inner gyro]

Literally any type of way imaginable, doesn’t matter what weapon you use. He’s quite possibly the easiest boss in the game.

[tired forge]

atleast 90% of the bloodborne fandom hasn't played the game, you're not alone

[warm owl]

Combat was kinda bad,it was slow and the animations looked hella awkward. Not to mention the bosses were bunz

[sour lagoon]

What is cheap, good, and healthy

[late loom]

I can't I don't have the ps4

[wanton scaffold]

Good thing i'm not part of it

[tulip kite]

You can download it on the P5

[spare spear]

Bloodborne isn’t a bag game, but it’s hella overrated

[warm owl]

Guys Miquella didn't do anything bad

[tired forge]

💰

[late loom]

Isn't it a ps4 exclusive

[sour lagoon]

Nah it’s the mf goat

[late loom]

Either way I ain't got the PS5 aswell

[warm owl]

Like a lot of Fromsoft games

[tulip kite]

I'm pretty sure it's also on the P5

[sour lagoon]

Ds1=BB>any others

[chilly agate]

the PS5 is backwards compatible with the ps4

[spare spear]

Bosses are very lack luster

[sour lagoon]

Elden Ring maybe up there with ds1 and bb

[late loom]

What does that mean