#general-discussion

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tardy kernel
sinful star
wispy bison
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people need to make better games

hot dome
twilit hedge
hot dome
halcyon kernel
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Hello

mighty ginkgo
wispy bison
hot dome
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speedrunning it is quite fun

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graphics are nice aswell

harsh wharf
mighty ginkgo
thick void
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W tags

dapper warren
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hi

mighty ginkgo
celest remnant
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I had 4 pork buns and a brown sugar milk tea for dinner last night

cinder plinth
celest remnant
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the buns were awesome as always and they really joojed up my tea, I only ordered a brown sugar milk tea and I got:Boba, Brown Sugar Jelly, Brown Sugar Popping Boba

green yew
cinder plinth
dapper warren
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i cant figure out how to access the trading channel, anyone know what to do? ive gotten all the way to getting the nomad title but idk what to do after

cinder plinth
celest remnant
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who are you again to be talking like you know my eating patterns

dapper warren
harsh wharf
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Are they wrong though

celest remnant
cinder plinth
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Anyways moving on

celest remnant
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(I am a two year old and need my food to be radioactively vibrant)

harsh wharf
cinder plinth
celest remnant
wheat comet
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Your wish is my command

celest remnant
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eating mres and chow hall slop in the service blew if I could've somehow developed a taste for slop food I would've been way less miserable as a result

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people go "waa waa taco bell is so trash" homie you try eating corn chowder that's so ass you need to mix it with saltine crackers to cover the taste

sleek shuttle
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Bananas are radioactive , so smoking for 10 years is equivalent to 1.6 million bananas maybe which proves that smoking is better than eating bananas

celest remnant
graceful quartz
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hi what is the story about patches why everyone call it goat ??

celest remnant
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Fun fact:Half the time my meals were cold

cinder plinth
celest remnant
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I did not always have access to a portable heater and not every mre comes with a field one (the ones that do are cool though)

dapper warren
graceful quartz
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what does it mean

harsh wharf
graceful quartz
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he is also in other souls game so does it mean that all are interconnected??

kind mountain
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I Js flunked my test

celest remnant
dapper warren
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ok

celest remnant
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I cannot give you the role because it is tied to the bot

hot dome
teal bolt
celest remnant
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bot must've just updated it then

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Ah yeah there it is

graceful quartz
teal bolt
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do his quest

celest remnant
teal bolt
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never kill an npc with a quest on your first playthrough unless you HAVE to

dapper warren
graceful quartz
dapper warren
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and i have my stuff linked

celest remnant
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you've got the nomad role

dapper warren
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your the best

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my baddd

hazy sand
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Hello

twilit hedge
chilly olive
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Guys. I have a weird, and bad build idea. I just need to know if it would work.
Lets say, i grab that big ass brick great hammer from Stormveil. Get the 31 req strength, and dump all the other levels into arcane.

Then i make that hammer Occult. And i apply the Poison mist Ash Of War on it.

Will the Poison and hammer do more damage, since it now scales on Arcane instead of strength? Due to Occult?

teal bolt
teal bolt
graceful quartz
teal bolt
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nah but I'm buying it soon

celest remnant
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it does not effect poison damage, what arcane does, is make debuffs apply faster

chilly olive
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Awww...

twilit hedge
graceful quartz
teal bolt
chilly olive
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I can maybe put some other debuff bs on my hammer

teal bolt
celest remnant
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affect would imply a passive

graceful quartz
twilit hedge
late loom
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Pfft

celest remnant
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but i consider myself a master

graceful quartz
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@teal bolt bro do u play on PS4?

celest remnant
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Ya gotta really talk with confidence even when you know you're full of it

celest remnant
teal bolt
celest remnant
twilit hedge
chilly olive
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Logic, my master. Is there any bullcrap debuff i can put on my dookie-ass occult-hammer?

twilit hedge
celest remnant
graceful quartz
teal bolt
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dlc is available on ps4 no?

celest remnant
twilit hedge
graceful quartz
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but it lagss

celest remnant
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what hammer are you using

teal bolt
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okay if I get it early cuz idk how to get it ill give it to you

twilit hedge
chilly olive
teal bolt
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but im gonna play it later im busy with exams rn alot

celest remnant
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Why poison? Because then, you can dawn the full mushroom fit.

late loom
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Is it just me or astel is just the worst boss in history

celest remnant
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This will both look sick, and boost your damage on poison procs.

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Grab you a kindred of rots exultation, and you're good for the run

chilly olive
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Mhmm

late loom
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I hate the mf

celest remnant
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and seriously, go halberd

twilit hedge
chilly olive
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Or. Hear me out. Hammer that can proq deathblight one swing.

celest remnant
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fs is biased as hell towards halberds

late loom
celest remnant
kind mountain
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Does logic never sleep

celest remnant
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some goes for scarlet rot

chilly olive
late loom
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I can basically no hit radagon

chilly olive
late loom
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But that overgrown bug is too much

chilly olive
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Sleep?

celest remnant
twilit hedge
celest remnant
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I went to bed at seven, woke at midnight, and feel perfectly fine

late loom
celest remnant
twilit hedge
late loom
twilit hedge
paper seal
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Went from 7 to 4-5 the past couple of days and it feels miserable, so being used to it plays a big role as well

late loom
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I know you want to

paper seal
# twilit hedge 9-10 hours

My inner clock won't let me longer than 7, tho for some reason the past couple of days I wake up after 4-5

twilit hedge
# late loom Say it

You need 6-8 hours of sleep to function properly, any longer or shorter makes you feel tired and exhausted. I am a sleep doctor and I know many medicines and

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Things

celest remnant
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This is why I came to america.

late loom
late loom
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I was just making a bad joke as always

twilit hedge
late loom
harsh wharf
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One day I will see snow, one day astrologer

celest remnant
# twilit hedge oh ok

I say for good reason because when I was younger I had very little direction in life

celest remnant
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(Don't take this as "You should go join the army of your local country")

harsh wharf
late loom
twilit hedge
late loom
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There's one last dude tho

timber terrace
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Gobble

late loom
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Like... Tree sentinel from the hit game elden ring

harsh wharf
timber terrace
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Like tree sentinal?

twilit hedge
timber terrace
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Haha

twilit hedge
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Hahahahahaha

timber terrace
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We both said it at the same time

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Lol

celest remnant
harsh wharf
late loom
twilit hedge
celest remnant
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A small part of me sometimes wishes I could go back to 16 year old me where all I did was play mmos, drink, and chase women

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and then I look back on that part of my life and think "What a jackass"

timber terrace
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Remember one of the biggest scams in life is when your mom says she wouldn't get angry when you told the truth

green yew
celest remnant
cedar matrix
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ji

timber terrace
celest remnant
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If I can't be romantic in a relationship like, why am I there lol

cedar matrix
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hh

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hi

harsh wharf
twilit hedge
green yew
celest remnant
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I can have friends just fine what do you think you are?

twilit hedge
harsh wharf
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😨

twilit hedge
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Scarlet rot

harsh wharf
celest remnant
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I'm saying if a serious relationship I'm tangled in is so cold I can't even buy my girl flowers without her snapping at me or looking at me like I'm strange?

celest remnant
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What am I doing there lol

green yew
celest remnant
twilit hedge
celest remnant
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It's just good to keep in mind, you can't let yourself fall into the trap of normalizing behavior like that

timber terrace
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I guess everyone here has relationship problems like me

celest remnant
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Not anymore for the time being, for like the past two years I've went to the occasional dinner date but kept my eyes on the business and my research

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Thank god too, relationships are so complicated.

twilit hedge
kind mountain
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I feel like it’s hard to get close

twilit hedge
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the women call me dr love because im a love expert and they all chase me

timber terrace
twilit hedge
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because i know a lot about love

hollow wadi
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Hi

twilit hedge
rich dock
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whats the best staff for int scaling

twilit hedge
hollow wadi
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Can sum1 help me thru the lake of rot

rich dock
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end game

timber terrace
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Just pick up a stick and pretend to be a mage

celest remnant
harsh wharf
wanton scaffold
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What build is the best

celest remnant
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staff of loss is great with night spells

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super mana efficient

twilit hedge
celest remnant
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good scaling

timber terrace
wanton scaffold
kind mountain
harsh wharf
twilit hedge
twilit hedge
timber terrace
rich dock
wanton scaffold
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I'm not using dexterity

neat seal
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Viva La France

wanton scaffold
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Only little boys use it

kind mountain
wanton scaffold
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Men use strenght builds

twilit hedge
harsh wharf
wanton scaffold
twilit hedge
harsh wharf
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Blasblade unbelievably boring

kind mountain
neat seal
twilit hedge
harsh wharf
timber terrace
harsh wharf
twilit hedge
kind mountain
twilit hedge
green yew
wanton scaffold
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Fun and Soulslike in the same sentence

harsh wharf
hexed kernel
harsh wharf
twilit hedge
wanton scaffold
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I fry my air with it

harsh wharf
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And that's why you suck at soulslikes

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You're supposed to air your fry

wanton scaffold
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I don't suck, i'm naturally good at any game

twilit hedge
timber terrace
hexed kernel
wanton scaffold
harsh wharf
wanton scaffold
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I can't do that

twilit hedge
green yew
# twilit hedge True

I recently was in talking stage with a girl.....we were both looking for partners in each other
But while we were friends I put her down every time she was acting like she is all high and mighty..... whenever she bragged about her beauty or something, i put her down

timber terrace
green yew
twilit hedge
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the ones that do that are annoying

twilit hedge
wanton scaffold
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I have a Ring, I got him from a place called Elden

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Elden Ring

harsh wharf
green yew
hexed kernel
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i mean lets just accept that we all are humans

wanton scaffold
harsh wharf
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Humans are
Yuck

green yew
timber terrace
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What's a human

twilit hedge
native stream
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I'm dying of anxiety right now good grief

harsh wharf
native stream
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English presentation today

wanton scaffold
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I am AI generated by Elden Rings

kind mountain
hazy sand
green yew
timber terrace
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English comfuses me sometimes

twilit hedge
timber terrace
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Read and read

wanton scaffold
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Elden ring is about Elden enemies trying to become Elden lord to elden the ring

twilit hedge
hexed kernel
green yew
native stream
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aaaaAHHH explodes explodes

twilit hedge
timber terrace
wanton scaffold
hazy sand
wanton scaffold
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I'm not a Clicker

kind mountain
hexed kernel
timber terrace
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That's why I fail English

native stream
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💥

hazy sand
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Gonna need to piece eden back together

late loom
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My throat hurts

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I wanna die

hazy sand
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Sorry if some limbs are the wrong way round I was bad at biology

harsh wharf
wanton scaffold
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We need to get the Elden Ring

green yew
hexed kernel
twilit hedge
late loom
timber terrace
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I hate English class

hazy sand
nova matrix
late loom
hexed kernel
late loom
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How do we do it then

twilit hedge
kind mountain
late loom
native stream
timber terrace
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Speaking of the furled_finger why does the the map shaped like one

timber terrace
twilit hedge
harsh wharf
# hexed kernel its a problem globally

Yea but no adult wants to hear how they raised their later generation wrong
They are too arrogant for that
No, it must be about random people unrelated to them

hazy sand
green yew
# hazy sand Date men instead

I would still date a girl
But some girl who is cheerful and happy, whose parents treated her right , a happy girl with no trauma

timber terrace
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How can you tell if it's a girl tho

harsh wharf
green yew
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Most of the girls I met have been turned into pathetic manhaters jus coz their dad was an ass😭

twilit hedge
hazy sand
harsh wharf
twilit hedge
timber terrace
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Yes

twilit hedge
wanton scaffold
kind mountain
hazy sand
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That's not even suggesting I outright said it lols

timber terrace
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Duel katana monke scared me

harsh wharf
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Liking anyone is a skill issue, 8 billion is enough people erudition

hazy sand
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Also very clearly a joke😭

late loom
wanton scaffold
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Skill issue has lost it's meaning

green yew
timber terrace
twilit hedge
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banned

wanton scaffold
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Our brains are shrinking

timber terrace
twilit hedge
hazy sand
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My brain is spinning

wanton scaffold
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Playing games and doing something is skill related

twilit hedge
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they have shrunk already

humble sparrow
wanton scaffold
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Like making food

hazy sand
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Got it on a rotor

harsh wharf
hazy sand
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It goes spin

late loom
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I wanna play the dlc so bad bruh

wanton scaffold
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DLC is only on ps5

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Twinichu

late loom
wanton scaffold
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Right

timber terrace
harsh wharf
wanton scaffold
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I didn't see your role

late loom
wanton scaffold
timber terrace
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You see here no one here has an iq over 60

twilit hedge
wanton scaffold
unkempt garnet
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Servers down?

timber terrace
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Quite rare for a souls player

hot dome
late loom
harsh wharf
late loom
twilit hedge
harsh wharf
twilit hedge
timber terrace
harsh wharf
green yew
timber terrace
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We only know boss fights and runback

late loom
harsh wharf
late loom
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Me finding a new way to be killed by hollow knight bosses is the smartest person

harsh wharf
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Guys should I stare at the wall or ceiling for tonight

late loom
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I really wanted to buy space marine two when it was on sale but my credit card got hacked

late loom
timber terrace
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Now imma just go and just imma go and just now imma and

rare coral
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have u guys played haste

gray smelt
harsh wharf
late loom
rare coral
kind mountain
green yew
rare coral
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when i was little

harsh wharf
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I am in bed and I have nothing better to do than stare at random things in my room until everything goes black

late loom
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Stare back at the monster

harsh wharf
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So I need a mirror

kind mountain
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Gng my battery is 67

short blaze
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Guys I think I’m cooked, there are no good games after Elden ring.

green yew
short blaze
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No chance

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I got my 1000hrs and nothing else new will every hold me like that again

harsh wharf
gray smelt
unreal stream
hot dome
unreal stream
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michael zaki is a hack and a fraud

harsh wharf
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So is your dad

urban fox
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So is your dad

harsh wharf
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He is? Never known him

cyan ledge
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Grafted GS is good guys?

harsh wharf
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Yes, very

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Great damage and poise dmg

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Good for guarding too

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It is a legendary armament for a reason

cyan ledge
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Bc the special atrack is strange i didnt get the function, in gonna upgrade it to jin

harsh wharf
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The ash of war is just a buff

cyan ledge
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Maybe i need a build about it like some talis

harsh wharf
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Two handed talisman, axe talisman, guarding talisman if you wanna do that sort of thing

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It is great with almost anything

cyan ledge
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Looking for them on yt rn judge you wonderfull thanks

harsh wharf
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All good, just remember to always Two hand it, much more effective erudition

hexed kernel
twin forge
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hello
tried asking in nightreign-general, got no responses
anyone know what channel is designated for non-depth coming back players?

heady flower
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who currently resides above?

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who up 👀

harsh wharf
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Me unfortunately

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Well, fortunately for me

heady flower
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hi

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how 2 be good at er

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how 2 star in the er film

harsh wharf
hot dome
heady flower
unreal stream
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there's a secret meta actually

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it's called going out on a wild goose chase because you take double the damage at scadu 15 than you do at scadu 20

harsh wharf
hexed kernel
heady flower
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i starred in Avengers Endgame

celest remnant
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how to star in the end of the world

heady flower
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alright bruh

harsh wharf
north cipher
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if i defeat a boss with a friends, i got the achievements on steam ?

celest remnant
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do i need to be like, the controlling stakeholder of blackrock or something

north cipher
harsh wharf
celest remnant
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I'm gonna go nap

harsh wharf
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Alright oldie, don't forget your pills

kind mountain
thick void
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@dire ledge 🩸

hexed kernel
celest remnant
weary kindleBOT
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🚫 Logic, Doom of Modern Man, you can't use that.

unreal stream
harsh wharf
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Or a Giant Crusher you don't have the stats for

celest remnant
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I swear someday it'll work and I will be demodded immediately

harsh wharf
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Atleast it will be funny

celest remnant
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Oh yeah that's the whole point

hot dome
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!ban @harsh wharf

weary kindleBOT
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🚫 dxvl, you can't use that.

celest remnant
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we do it for the bit

kind mountain
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!ban @harsh wharf

weary kindleBOT
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🚫 lawe4569, you can't use that.

harsh wharf
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I see what you all think of me
I can't blame you, but it still hurts 😔

hot dome
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nooo we love you

kind mountain
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Who is we

hot dome
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!ban @kind mountain for trying to ban judge

weary kindleBOT
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🚫 dxvl, you can't use that.

hot dome
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Alexander pls

hexed kernel
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!ban everyone

celest remnant
kind mountain
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Making everyone oops now are we

hot dome
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oops

harsh wharf
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oops

kind mountain
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Oops I meant ops

celest remnant
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People asking me if they should buy SOTE:

harsh wharf
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I should probably go make dinner now golden_order_totality

celest remnant
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Me, Silently knowing that that pot jumpscare is waiting for them with no explanation if they do not dig for it:

harsh wharf
heady flower
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top 1 least used emoji

strange flax
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fortnite > elden ring

urban fox
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@glossy yarrow we miss you

heady flower
gray smelt
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ai ass pfp

kind mountain
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My cat is real!

heady flower
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w feline

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@thick mango we watching the er movie together rite 👀

hexed kernel
red hull
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Can someone help me explore deeproot depths

tender brook
heady flower
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who up gambling

tender brook
gray smelt
red hull
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wym

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there’s a summoning pool here

celest remnant
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It's kinda nuts that Marika ||essentially went "winner controls the narrative idiots!" and rewrote the history of jars entirely while covering up the actual history by locking it in another dimension.||

gray smelt
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there's no coop in this f ass game

tired forge
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rewriting history and getting rid of counterevidence? surely this has never happened before

red hull
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This gotta be rage bait

celest remnant
hot dome
tired forge
celest remnant
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you summon, and the summoner A:may not connect, B:will connect and die 30 seconds into the fight or C:is successful rapidly and solos the boss for you

gray smelt
tired forge
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bring back mound makers covenant to ER

red hull
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Bro what’s your problem

craggy current
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hello

red hull
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you woke up on the wrong side of the bed or what

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if u even have one to begin with

celest remnant
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Aye, settle down

celest remnant
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holy holy holy

tired forge
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half of the times I get summoned for Margit this happens 😭

celest remnant
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It is a bridge you'd think people would go "oh yeah big rectangle ez navigation"

gray smelt
sick storm
hot dome
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for me its always getting summoned for maliketh

tired forge
sick storm
red hull
sick storm
hot dome
tired forge
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You're as slow as a turtle

sick storm
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pity role

gray smelt
hot dome
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yeah but you can post images so its not all bad

jagged widget
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if you havent fallen off of the margit arena, youre not real

sick storm
tender brook
radiant idol
tired forge
hot dome
gray smelt
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finally the bot showed up and clarified

tired forge
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now that's one thing that never happens

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(He proceeded to combo me)

gray smelt
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bro almost finished the game and still had no idea if the game has coop or not lmao

jagged widget
twilit hedge
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298882

tired forge
radiant idol
gray smelt
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the bot repeated the sentence it seems

jagged widget
thick halo
kind mountain
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bubble pop eletric daughter or blue judas son

radiant idol
thick halo
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Well

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someone does speak like a bot but I don’t wanna say who

jagged widget
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beep bloop

cloud crypt
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I have a verry important qeustion

gray smelt
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still not sure if bots know how to use abbreviation

cloud crypt
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What souls like is the HARDEST souls like.

jagged widget
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2 i think

thick halo
jagged widget
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tbh

gray smelt
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the question is hardest souls like isn't it

jagged widget
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can you do the same in bloodborne?

nova matrix
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It is, lifegems arent as good as they seem though

thick halo
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A life gem costs 300 souls

thick halo
nova matrix
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Also remember your flask is slower to swig

shut relic
nova matrix
shut relic
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Nioh 2 also kinda

lofty badge
cloud crypt
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U really think lies of P is the hardest ?

cloud crypt
nova matrix
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The idea of of popping a million of those to regain to full hp in a fight sounds worst case lmao

jagged widget
gray smelt
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they asked hardest souls like not fromsoft souls i think

cloud crypt
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No in general

thick halo
cloud crypt
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Wuchang was deff harder than lies of P tho

kind mountain
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if i tell you when im lying does it count as lying

shut relic
nova matrix
jagged widget
cloud crypt
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I need to know which souls like is the hardest

thick halo
nova matrix
shut relic
nova matrix
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If you remember it, the difficulty plummets

lofty badge
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ds2 is the hardest whitemask and im not talking about the bosses
Then bloodborne

cloud crypt
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Bloodborne not that hard tho

shut relic
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I haven't played the Dlc

cloud crypt
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Imo

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Sekiro harder than Bloodborne

nova matrix
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Its very variable I find

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First time I ran it I basically never gun parried and it was a trial

Later runs I went john wick and much easier

hollow crater
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there better be an alexander popcorn bucket or im gonna kick off

nova matrix
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Gun fu is kinda op

shut relic
celest remnant
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tuff

shut relic
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Sifu was harder than Sekiro for me

thick halo
# thick halo Time

But like holding 99 life gems can heal the same Amount more than 40 estus would

cloud crypt
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It’s genuinely hard to answer which souls like is the hardest

ivory comet
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man this game is soo good.been playin 3 days straight.

cloud crypt
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Imo I would say wuchang, depending on ur build

celest remnant
nova matrix
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Ds1 has the most cheese against the player at the least

nova matrix
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Movement is worse, lots of places to fall and instadie

paper seal
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@last crow guess where I am and what I am doing

nova matrix
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Full power skeleton wheels

thick halo
hollow crater
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extra flavour

cloud crypt
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Ds1 is so old tho

nova matrix
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Same token is why its hard

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The movement will feel like whiplash

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Like you had a stroke between games

celest remnant
thick halo
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So shortly said Life gems are better than estus I’ll die on this hill

cloud crypt
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Which fromsoft game most peak

nova matrix
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Peak souls 2 ofc

cloud crypt
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How can u say 2

nova matrix
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Lore, pvp, level design

cloud crypt
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Both 1 and 3 are better in every single way

nova matrix
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The three great pillars of fromsoft

thick halo
nova matrix
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The dlc is also hot fire

thick halo
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And yes ds2 is the best darksouls

gray smelt
cloud crypt
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It’s a hot take tho

thick halo
nova matrix
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Ash city to keep me hot
Ice city to keep me cool
Poison city...
So I can see you lose!

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🎤

celest remnant
gray smelt
thick halo
cloud crypt
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It’s not that serious

gray smelt
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and 2 is not like the world most dogsht game lmao

thick halo
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Prove your point

cloud crypt
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3 made a slight Graphical increase which made it so much easier to not get Exhaustion

nova matrix
celest remnant
nova matrix
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Ds2 is higher rated than ds3

celest remnant
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Reuse
Assets
Daily

cloud crypt
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2 looks quite old

nova matrix
celest remnant
thick halo
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Anyways no elder scrolls today

gray smelt
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the ds2 propaganda never gets old

thick halo
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Most ppl who hate that game never actually played it albinauric

celest remnant
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Most people who hate game probably played it, got to the wharf, and ignored torches

nova matrix
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There was someone here a while ago ragging on ds2 only to reveal they never picked up estus flask

cloud crypt
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Cant hate 2, but cant love it either

celest remnant
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peed themselves when the long armed bogoblins began chasing them

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and died

nova matrix
#

Tbf the bogoblins are real scary gob gobs

celest remnant
nova matrix
#

You see them lurking out the dark and its a "what in the HELL is that, what is THAT" moment

celest remnant
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and then the pee is in THEIR pants

tender brook
thick halo
nova matrix
tender brook
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Imagine not picking up the MOST BASIC item istg

nova matrix
#

Didnt even clear forest of fallen giants

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Tragedy

celest remnant
#

people out here goin "MAAAAN i hate ds2 dodging" not realizing they opted to tie dodging to a stat

thick halo
#

Most ppl actually quit at lost Bastille

supple atlas
#

What is a better bleed build weapon , twinblades or curved swords

tender brook
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How are these people even getting the cash to buy the game with only 2 braincells shared among 14 people

celest remnant
nova matrix
celest remnant
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for someone brand new to dark souls heides tower of flame is quite the uh, first time experience to run into

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"WHY DO THE ENEMIES NOT GIVE ME ANY CHANCE TO HIT THEM"

thick halo
tender brook
gray smelt
tender brook
nova matrix
#

Tragic

celest remnant
#

you can unlock them so fast

thick halo
tender brook
supple atlas
thick halo
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Can get 2 dark orbs like 1 hour into the game

celest remnant
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Plus I love a two sided magic system where the "evil" side is misunderstood

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and hot take:i enjoyed the abyss delvers covenant

gray smelt
celest remnant
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I would take a boss fight as a covenant reward any day and in fact, that would've been such a good way to dole out final covenant rewards

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Fight the covenants mascot to prove your worth

gray smelt
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because twinblades moveset is quite fast so they had to nerf the dmg a lil bit

tender brook
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God I wish o bought the gamer before his questline. Now I can’t even kill him

thick halo
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Why would you get curved sword tali

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That talisman boosts guard counters

nova matrix
#

Foreseen

outer gate
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curved sword talisman is ironically not very good on curved swords

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who told you this

thick halo
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tired forge
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who up shaming their shire

outer gate
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It affects all guard counters the exact same

nova matrix
#

I like curved sword with small shield guard countering👉 👈

thick halo
nova matrix
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It isnt great but its a vibe

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You feel so fancy~

tender brook
nova matrix
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Get blind swordsmanned

fathom sparrow
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What's a good lvl for PvP?

nova matrix
#

Domain expansion: blue fairy guard counter

thick halo
fathom sparrow
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Thx

celest remnant
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People sometimes pvp without ever leveling at all

tender brook
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Moral of the story: never trust a 40 hr player like me 😭

thick halo
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My favourite weapon for guard counters is any curved gs

celest remnant
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these are known as twinks, lean builds that utilize the advantage game knowledge can give you when you get access to items a player at that level wouldn't usually have

nova matrix
kind mountain
#

do persona fans larp their game

nova matrix
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Teach wrong and teach often

tender brook
thick halo
nova matrix
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Someone will correct you and boom bam bing

tender brook
thick halo
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They were menaces in ds1

kind mountain
celest remnant
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This is just the standard of any game that isn't outwardly broken

tender brook
celest remnant
tender brook
celest remnant
wispy bison
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@celest remnant you play "look outside"?

celest remnant
#

yes

balmy marsh
celest remnant
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love it

thick halo
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I used to invade newbies at lvl 50 with a banished knight halberd to roll catch their sorry ass is that a twink behaviour

celest remnant
wispy bison
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why wont joel join me? i picked all the right dialogue options, killed the sister and did playtime with the baby, gave him the bear, allat, he still doesnt wanna join me

nova matrix
#

Bkh is an early access weapon so probably not tho

celest remnant
#

You "pilot" a deck because you make all administrative decisions that lead to victory or failure

balmy marsh
celest remnant
tender brook
thick halo
nova matrix
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This is the litmus test of an invasion; Would the host have reasonable access to the same tools you using against them

If the answer is no, then you probably twinked

celest remnant
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I was joking with you you guys are so hard on yourselves all of you

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I mean it too many of you come in here talking about how awful you are.

nova matrix
tender brook
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Ik I was kidding

nova matrix
#

Think something like full power RoB invasions at stormveil

tender brook
#

I mean agheel first try no heal was some 3AM miracle

wispy bison
#

logic

nova matrix
#

Now that is twink behavior

celest remnant
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What's up Iris

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do u need help with look outside related things

tender brook
wispy bison
#

yeah did u not see my question

celest remnant
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no no I blanked I am sorry

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my brain is in space this morning

wispy bison
#

i read somewhere you have to kill the mom too, but then people were also saying that its not necessary to kill her

teal geode
#

@outer gate

outer gate
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@teal geode

celest remnant
#

(Yes, you can lock yourself out of joel at that first interaction)

halcyon kernel
#

Hello

celest remnant
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It doesn't stop you from being able to give him the bear to calm him, or interact with his brother, it just affects his choice to show up later.

halcyon kernel
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I see you Quack

wispy bison
#

should i just not have asked whatsoever about the dad

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is that what did it

celest remnant
#

Did you select stranger?

wispy bison
#

i said i was a friend

celest remnant
#

Go with neighbor next time

wispy bison
#

man.

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okay i guess ill try

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i just got hellen and idk if i saved before or after her

celest remnant
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They all work but stranger is the worst, at least you got friend which is the highest point value you start at

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second highest rather

wispy bison
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yeah but hes still not joining

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i dont get it

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i also saw someone say i need to give him 8 toothpaste

celest remnant
#

oh and if you're in cursed mode

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yeah that's cursed mode

wispy bison
#

im on day 2, i guess i can try again tomorrow

celest remnant
#

toothpaste not hard, grind games and rng

wispy bison
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hes just giving me the "i wanna stay here" dialogue, he doesnt ask for toothpaste

celest remnant
#

you could even save scum if you just wanna

celest remnant
wispy bison
#

but why, i did everything

kind mountain
#

what

wispy bison
#

is it because i didnt kill the mom

celest remnant
#

hold up, I have a script 4 u, points given will be shown in brackets

wispy bison
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bruh

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im so mad

celest remnant
#

Yeah you can literally trip up and still fail even with hitting the lowest recruitment point rec

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especially towards the final lines of dialogue

wispy bison
#

this game is more finnicky than funger man

nova matrix
celest remnant
wispy bison
#

we pray now then

celest remnant
#

plenty of options to go from 0 to like, -4 outright

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i mean just come back here, avoid the negatives

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(i posted all of them 4 u

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and select at least 4 points of positive dialogue while introducing yourself as a friend

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neighbor not friend

gray wraith
#

Alr fokes which is the best weapon to beat Elden ring at +0

celest remnant
gray wraith
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Alr thxs

celest remnant
#

the ash is pretty decent, it has a 0/0/0/0 requirement meaning you can wield it without leveling

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halberd moveset

gray wraith
#

Btw are there any daggers that scale with int

celest remnant
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a ton

wispy bison
#

yeah im just pissed off that i got hellen morning day 2, and now i gotta reset

celest remnant
#

If you wanna trigger her side quest, water the plant in your room

wispy bison
#

because i have to reset

celest remnant
#

and do so regularly

celest remnant
#

you can even recruit a living vending machine made of flesh

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and technically the shadow too, he'll come chill with you

wispy bison
#

i hate leigh

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she made me run out of food

celest remnant
#

(he doesn't do combat but if you set boundaries he'll chill out in your apartment)

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accurate

wispy bison
#

my first ending was just the run out of time ending so

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now im not even getting her

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i just went for the gun

celest remnant
#

oh i won't spoil the ending iris

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like this specific one (the game has so many)

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but seriously if you don't want your run to end set boundaries when the shadow invites you into his cloak lol

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i'll look like you can't but just select the ...

leaden prism
#

Can someone help me kill those 3 summons to get the Great Jars Arsenal Talisman???

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I can't do it I'm getting 1 shot

wispy bison
#

i hate games that rush me

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i loathe it

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fear and hunger is baby dificulty compared to this game

leaden prism
#

Thanks

slate arch
#

hi

kind mountain
#

1v1 jjs

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Name my fear and hunger character

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@hot dome

hot dome
kind mountain
#

Too long

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10 letters

hot dome
#

gluttonous

kind mountain
#

Ok I do hard mode

tired forge
#

hard mode enki S ending

kind mountain
#

Heads or tails

tired forge
#

tails

hot dome
#

heads

kind mountain
tired forge
#

fair

hot dome
#

ive never been wrong about this, heads

tired forge
#

ragnvaldr and enki have the best S endings

kind mountain
#

Already did enki

tired forge
#

good job

cobalt wigeon
#

Good morning/afternoon/evening yall I hope whoever is reading this has/had a good one today.

quiet glade
#

yo

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who up jarring they alexander

lavish yacht
quiet glade
#

everybody be doing dat

radiant idol
#

I feel bored rn

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I have nothing to do

nova matrix
#

Read a book

wispy bison
#

bad evil morning

radiant idol
#

But I want to chat with someone

nova matrix
#

Journey to center of the earth is a free pdf online

radiant idol
#

Can we chat?

nova matrix
#

Chat with Jules Verne

cobalt wigeon
#

Ngl elo

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When people wanna talk that badly

radiant idol
cobalt wigeon
#

It normally means you a bot

silent matrix
#

hi

cobalt wigeon
#

Or a scammer

radiant idol
cobalt wigeon
#

Yeah so if people don't wanna talk it might be cause of that

wispy bison
#

meow meow

quiet glade
#

yo who else listen to ifleeze or bleood

cobalt wigeon
#

Like the name and pfp tho

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Alright i gotta dip I've been here too long

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Yall have a good one

nova matrix
#

Same dude who wrote 20k leagues below the sea

hazy sand
nova matrix
#

Books like these are nice because it almost is like chatting with someone back then

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It isnt dry reading like alot of others

hot dome
#

meow

radiant idol
quiet glade
#

ego'd by the whole server

radiant idol
nova matrix
#

Emphasis on proto, sci fi in the 1800's was very basic lol

radiant idol
#

Do you read it?

nova matrix
#

Just this one and then some history around it

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I do want to read more jules verne tho, its old enough its all free pdfs

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No copyright whatsoever

#

I've always felt like horror and fantasy were more my genre, but lately I've realized I lean into sci fi alot

tawny imp
#

If coruxkenshin was in elden ring he would just be an overpowered samurai right?

gleaming pond
#

Hehehe

mental yarrow
#

whats the best build against pcr

balmy marsh
mental yarrow
#

crazy answer

balmy marsh
hexed kernel
mental yarrow
hexed kernel
balmy marsh
mental yarrow
kind mountain
#

Hi

balmy marsh
dawn sable
#

Either ARK or Valheim

mental yarrow
#

13?

balmy marsh
gleaming pond
dawn sable
mighty ginkgo
dawn sable
#

How come

gleaming pond
#

Pokey pokey shouldn’t even be considered

karmic monolith
lavish yacht
#

Don’t listen to them just fight with him with zero armor and zero weapons it’s good for your mental health trust

gleaming pond
#

PCR is hard but he’s one of the most fun fights once you learn him

balmy marsh
#

I bet impenetrable thorns could get PCR first try

dawn sable
#

Perhaps you entirely missed the part where I tell that's just an easy way to kill him while specifying that it's extremely boring

lavish yacht