#general-discussion
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tyvm
people need to make better games
like hotline miami
the more and more i hear about this the more and more i think it’s overrated
wait till you play it and you realize its peak
Hello
Js cus its overrated doesnt mean it isnt peak
its a whatever game idk why people like it
its fun as hell and the music bangs
speedrunning it is quite fun
graphics are nice aswell
speedruns
W tags
hi

I had 4 pork buns and a brown sugar milk tea for dinner last night
Ik I watched you scarf it down in seconds
the buns were awesome as always and they really joojed up my tea, I only ordered a brown sugar milk tea and I got:Boba, Brown Sugar Jelly, Brown Sugar Popping Boba
You should lay low on the sugar man
Brown brown brown, u only eat brown
i cant figure out how to access the trading channel, anyone know what to do? ive gotten all the way to getting the nomad title but idk what to do after
You have to give me your soul
who are you again to be talking like you know my eating patterns
ohhhh
Are they wrong though
Severely I generally prefer colorful foods
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
Anyways moving on
(I am a two year old and need my food to be radioactively vibrant)
Going to imagine you with one of those big round carnival lollipops now
This is a lie, you go crazy for the brown protein blocks
I wish, like genuinely
Your wish is my command
eating mres and chow hall slop in the service blew if I could've somehow developed a taste for slop food I would've been way less miserable as a result
people go "waa waa taco bell is so trash" homie you try eating corn chowder that's so ass you need to mix it with saltine crackers to cover the taste
Bananas are radioactive , so smoking for 10 years is equivalent to 1.6 million bananas maybe which proves that smoking is better than eating bananas
Efficacy
Taco bell IS ass tho
Compared to that? I'll take a thousand taco bells
hi what is the story about patches why everyone call it goat ??
Fun fact:Half the time my meals were cold
Patches is a goat that was turned into a human by an evil scholar named bosk
I did not always have access to a portable heater and not every mre comes with a field one (the ones that do are cool though)
ive done all that how to i go to the trade channel now
Oh damn didn't know that
what does it mean
Hrm
@celest remnant do uh.. something
Unless she just needs to be here for a certain amount of time beforehand
he is also in other souls game so does it mean that all are interconnected??
I Js flunked my test
You haven't done it correctly, you lack the linked role
ok
I cannot give you the role because it is tied to the bot
so, you need to go back over the steps in #how-to-access-trade-channels and see what you missed
they got the linked role but I cant see a nomad role on em
cuz hes in every game and he like to troll the player
shud I kill him or do his quest?
do his quest
#trading-gateway go here and agree
never kill an npc with a quest on your first playthrough unless you HAVE to
i did
I killed vare and jar
and i have my stuff linked
#playstation-trading-chat can't see this?
you've got the nomad role
Hello

Guys. I have a weird, and bad build idea. I just need to know if it would work.
Lets say, i grab that big ass brick great hammer from Stormveil. Get the 31 req strength, and dump all the other levels into arcane.
Then i make that hammer Occult. And i apply the Poison mist Ash Of War on it.
Will the Poison and hammer do more damage, since it now scales on Arcane instead of strength? Due to Occult?
.. 😭
Ok
those were the ones worth doing the most 😭😭
do u have dlc?
nah but I'm buying it soon
Occult acts as a physical damage substitute scaler for the arcane stat
it does not effect poison damage, what arcane does, is make debuffs apply faster
Awww...
do u have dlc
trade rakshasa armor with me
nah but im buying it soon
affect*
I can maybe put some other debuff bs on my hammer
nah keep it
No, effect, as in it does not directly effect it
affect would imply a passive
no u have to give it to ne
man i couldn’t ragebait
99 arcane while hitting reduvia with both the blade and the projectile is so good against mohg
Pfft
It's difficult
but i consider myself a master
@teal bolt bro do u play on PS4?
Ya gotta really talk with confidence even when you know you're full of it
99 arcane is about as good as me taking a baseball bat to my kneecaps
like what
ps5 but yeah
What I just said for example
I've been enlightened
like what
Logic, my master. Is there any bullcrap debuff i can put on my dookie-ass occult-hammer?

Like who
I wanted to buy dlc but have ps4 😭😭
dlc is available on ps4 no?
hammer bad, you want fast striking weapons as debuff applicators
Yes
but it lagss
But hammer cool
what hammer are you using
sadd
okay if I get it early cuz idk how to get it ill give it to you
supreme holy paladin magic
I'm planning on using the Brick hammer from stormveil. It looks funny
but im gonna play it later im busy with exams rn alot
Good starter hammer but I'd grab one of the many halberd options later. Throw poison on it.
Why poison? Because then, you can dawn the full mushroom fit.
crystal halberd is good
Is it just me or astel is just the worst boss in history
This will both look sick, and boost your damage on poison procs.
Grab you a kindred of rots exultation, and you're good for the run
Mhmm
I hate the mf
and seriously, go halberd
why’s it always ragebait
Or. Hear me out. Hammer that can proq deathblight one swing.
fs is biased as hell towards halberds
I swear I have no idea why I struggle so much
You can't apply deathblight im afraid
Does logic never sleep
some goes for scarlet rot
awww...
I can basically no hit radagon
AWWWW...
But that overgrown bug is too much
Sleep?
not really, I have trouble due to old combat injuries so I subsist on 4-5 hours of sleep on most nights max

I went to bed at seven, woke at midnight, and feel perfectly fine
wdym combat injuries
Rip sorry to hear that
I'm crine what is this supposed to mean
I am a former soldier, it's how I got such a good education and where a large amount of my world experience actually came from


seriously what’s with these random lore drops i never would’ve guessed that
Went from 7 to 4-5 the past couple of days and it feels miserable, so being used to it plays a big role as well
9-10 hours
6-8 hours
My inner clock won't let me longer than 7, tho for some reason the past couple of days I wake up after 4-5
You need 6-8 hours of sleep to function properly, any longer or shorter makes you feel tired and exhausted. I am a sleep doctor and I know many medicines and
Things
College in germany is free but many prestigious organizations look kindly on those who serve the country and my father was very pushy (and for good reason), because he was I also earned a masters in chemistry and am currently working on my doctorate thesis.
This is why I came to america.

I know that I need 8 hours to sleep
oh ok
I was just making a bad joke as always
You were

One day I will see snow, one day 
I say for good reason because when I was younger I had very little direction in life
Go to mountain tops
(Don't take this as "You should go join the army of your local country")
Too many big hairy men
They all impaled on big trees tho
Go to north sentinel island
There's one last dude tho
Gobble
Sentinel?
Like... Tree sentinel from the hit game elden ring
There are slightly smaller Big Hairy Men there, they fight the local birds
Like tree sentinal?
i mean i am disabled i have a get out of army free card
Haha
Oh well just sneak past
Hell yeah

Yes twin

Lucky mf
A small part of me sometimes wishes I could go back to 16 year old me where all I did was play mmos, drink, and chase women
and then I look back on that part of my life and think "What a jackass"
Remember one of the biggest scams in life is when your mom says she wouldn't get angry when you told the truth
Same man, only the difference is that women chased me
i wish women chased me
I am very much the wooer
ji
I dont
If I can't be romantic in a relationship like, why am I there lol
Love
Today on Eldencordia General Chat, Logic discovers what friends are
Hello
I don't mind if a girl loves me and I don't love her back in relationship
Even if it's one sided from her side, I'm okay with that relationship
Same bro 😭
I don't mind like casual relationships jesus people
I can have friends just fine what do you think you are?
Today on Eldencordia General Chat, Judge dies
😨
Scarlet rot
I'm saying if a serious relationship I'm tangled in is so cold I can't even buy my girl flowers without her snapping at me or looking at me like I'm strange?
I'm Tarnished
What am I doing there lol
Did something like this happen before?
A few times, but generally no, most people I've enjoyed the company of like that are very warm and loving
hey atleast ur not me who had an ex girlfriend and did absolutely nothing with her and ghosted her
It's just good to keep in mind, you can't let yourself fall into the trap of normalizing behavior like that
I guess everyone here has relationship problems like me
Not anymore for the time being, for like the past two years I've went to the occasional dinner date but kept my eyes on the business and my research
Thank god too, relationships are so complicated.
Love ;l-u-hv; is a complicated term, where the human being is attracted to another human being.
I feel like it’s hard to get close
the women call me dr love because im a love expert and they all chase me
And it's hard to find as well most of it is fake
because i know a lot about love
Hi
Ok
whats the best staff for int scaling
meteorite staff
Can sum1 help me thru the lake of rot
end game
Just pick up a stick and pretend to be a mage
I may be senile but you can get the highest possible scaling off prince of deaths staff with int/faith, the carian regal staff is up next for raw scaling
I think you'll like the Staff of Loss
What build is the best
bleed
good scaling
Girls need to be ghosted man
Loss of braincells 🤤
So, strenght?
Whatever you have fun with
Noo that's just a bleed build
i mean true i heard a rumour she went with every other guy in my class before me
dexterity
I guess I have 99 points 🤤
blas sword with a seal can almost not die with it
I'm not using dexterity
Viva La France
Only little boys use it
Use blasphemous blade
Men use strenght builds
Judge
We know, but it's okay, even if you're a brainless bleed chud we still accept you
Thanks for the actual good weapon tip
use club
Blasblade unbelievably boring
He didn’t say fun tho
Use Claymore or Zwiehander
kid named Blas Blade first name Blas second name Blade
Fun is power just like drip is protection
I thought all of us had brains the size of a peanut
Execute him immediately
no i have the biggest intelligence here
Elenora poleblade was pretty fun
im naming my kid Crabulon after the terraria calamity boss anyway
I will tell you why .....see 80% of the men out there are simps and they have already put women on a pedestal and made 2/10 act like they are 10/10
People like you and me must exist in order to make these girls believe they are nothing more than jus humans
Fun and Soulslike in the same sentence
That's just bleed users, the rest of us either have a regular sized brain or none at all (it is a blessing)
True
soulslikes are extremely fun
Clearly you don't own an airfryer
fun and souls like in the same sentence as a sentence
I own an Ajerbazan Airfryer
I fry my air with it
bruh
I don't suck, i'm naturally good at any game
i sold my air fryer for chocolate waffles
It's a sentence same as souls as a sentence like in the sentence
complete a geometry dash extreme demon
Too far
You lost value but I see the idea
I can't do that
It's a sentence same as souls as a sentence like in the sentence as a sentence makes no sense as a sentence now does it maybe you should rewrite your sentence
I recently was in talking stage with a girl.....we were both looking for partners in each other
But while we were friends I put her down every time she was acting like she is all high and mighty..... whenever she bragged about her beauty or something, i put her down
Are you having a stroke
Welcome to the souls community
yeah
Ofc, not all women
the ones that do that are annoying
Help me
I guess I'm annoying 😔
Whenever she said "god I'm so beautiful" I used to say "you look like a rat"
i mean lets just accept that we all are humans
I'm AI
Humans are
Yuck
Im Tarnished
What's a human
You are
I'm dying of anxiety right now good grief
We are?
Love you too pooks
English presentation today
I am AI generated by Elden Rings
Scroll reels
Good luck
Use a flask of crimson tears
English comfuses me sometimes
where did you even meet her
Read and read
Elden ring is about Elden enemies trying to become Elden lord to elden the ring
Let’s not accept Judge
not everyone is human yeah
corporation owners arent
She was from a different college
Based
aaaaAHHH explodes explodes
college that explains it
Apparently different soundings
I don't have flowers in my brain
💥
I'm not a Clicker
Don’t think about it 
bruh
That's why I fail English
💥
Gonna need to piece eden back together
Sorry if some limbs are the wrong way round I was bad at biology
South African Teens hurt you or something?
We need to get the Elden Ring
God she had too much trauma like wayyy too much trauma and she was so full of herself
Never date girls who have trauma
its a problem globally
Teens South hurt me
Do we get a instruction manual
I hate English class
I lost it
Not the SATs😔
Damn it
bunk the class then

How do we do it then
banned
I thought you were older
Date men instead
Eh
most people think that
Speaking of the
why does the the map shaped like one
I already am
Never
Yea but no adult wants to hear how they raised their later generation wrong
They are too arrogant for that
No, it must be about random people unrelated to them
Are you in your final year or second to last
I would still date a girl
But some girl who is cheerful and happy, whose parents treated her right , a happy girl with no trauma
How can you tell if it's a girl tho
Hear me out, I think the dlc's lands go in the middle
Things line up
Most of the girls I met have been turned into pathetic manhaters jus coz their dad was an ass😭
Sounds like school
lands outside between
This Is why not being bi is a skill issue, I don't care lols
"Waiter waiter, more needles from the haystack"
Same
are you suggesting all straight / other people have a skill issue
Yes
I don’t have a skill issue
How is this skill related
Can’t call you Unc now
That's not even suggesting I outright said it lols
Duel katana monke scared me
Liking anyone is a skill issue, 8 billion is enough people 
Also very clearly a joke😭
Kinda straightphobic ngl🙄
Skill issue has lost it's meaning
Ikr
I just wanna meet the fathers of such girls jus beat the hell out of them for treating their girls like that
Our brains are shrinking
Start with my dad even thought I'm not a girl or act that way
not shrinking
My brain is spinning
Playing games and doing something is skill related
they have shrunk already
what brains ?
Like making food
Got it on a rotor
Are you really just a disembodied brain
Did they take your meatmech away?
It goes spin
I wanna play the dlc so bad bruh
No.
I'm on pc
Right
New guy I see
Your body is holding your brain against it's will, let it out
I didn't see your role
It's fine twin
❌
You see here no one here has an iq over 60
without my brain i cant play pacman
Let it go, my son
Servers down?
Quite rare for a souls player
hey! ive got an iq of 61 mkay
Speak for yourself I got an IQ of 60.01
Think twice? I uh, I don't even thinks once
Unless it comes to fighting the most complex bosses
Think thrice
You are your brain, dummy
Hook yourself up to a computer
Become a Mars Cultist
Praise the Omnissiah
i have an iq of 99
That's the iq
mmm.. rice...
What did your dad do to you
No
We only know boss fights and runback
Is this heresy
True
No, don't tell the Mars Cultists but the Omnissiah is also the Emperor
Me finding a new way to be killed by hollow knight bosses is the smartest person
Oh I see
Guys should I stare at the wall or ceiling for tonight
I really wanted to buy space marine two when it was on sale but my credit card got hacked
Stare at the bed
Now imma just go and just imma go and just now imma and
have u guys played haste
The bed
hi
I am not laying face down, that is weird
Grrr
this is how i used to sleep
If you face the wall the monster can get your back
About that
I wanna tell you something
when i was little
I am in bed and I have nothing better to do than stare at random things in my room until everything goes black
Stare at the door
Stare back at the monster
So I need a mirror
Gng my battery is 67
Guys I think I’m cooked, there are no good games after Elden ring.
Ever since I was a kid my father told me to keep my legs straight while I sleep instead of curling them saying "keep your legs straight while sleeping and you will become tall, if you curl your legs while sleeping you will be short" I have been sleeping with my legs straight ever since and I'm 6'1 today
Too bad soo sad
Risk of Rain 2.
I have been curling mine and I am 6'3 so far, all you need to do is eat your veggies
drink your orange juice
we're pretending elden ring is a good game now?
this is true, every time I do leg curls at the gym I get shorter
michael zaki is a hack and a fraud
So is your dad
So is your dad
He is? Never known him
Grafted GS is good guys?
Yes, very
Great damage and poise dmg
Good for guarding too
It is a legendary armament for a reason
Bc the special atrack is strange i didnt get the function, in gonna upgrade it to jin
The ash of war is just a buff
Maybe i need a build about it like some talis
Two handed talisman, axe talisman, guarding talisman if you wanna do that sort of thing
It is great with almost anything
Looking for them on yt rn judge you wonderfull thanks
All good, just remember to always Two hand it, much more effective 
get shorter then
hello
tried asking in nightreign-general, got no responses
anyone know what channel is designated for non-depth coming back players?
Hello Gack
You don't
dont wanna
😠
there's a secret meta actually
it's called going out on a wild goose chase because you take double the damage at scadu 15 than you do at scadu 20
Don't make me get the comically large hammer
become an actor
how to star in the end of the world
alright bruh
Cause it
if i defeat a boss with a friends, i got the achievements on steam ?
do i need to be like, the controlling stakeholder of blackrock or something
Yes.
tyyy
Be an owner of the earth's core and detonate it
Yare Yare that's too much work
I'm gonna go nap
Alright oldie, don't forget your pills
Have a good nap
@dire ledge 🩸
go to alex garland and ask for role then
you would be good as umm
a random carian soldier
!ban @harsh wharf
🚫 Logic, Doom of Modern Man, you can't use that.
armed occupation of nvidia data centers
Equivalent of holding an empty gun to my head
Or a Giant Crusher you don't have the stats for
I swear someday it'll work and I will be demodded immediately
Atleast it will be funny
Oh yeah that's the whole point
!ban @harsh wharf
🚫 dxvl, you can't use that.
we do it for the bit
!ban @harsh wharf
🚫 lawe4569, you can't use that.
I see what you all think of me
I can't blame you, but it still hurts 😔
nooo we love you
Who is we
!ban @kind mountain for trying to ban judge
🚫 dxvl, you can't use that.
Alexander pls
!ban everyone
Alexander:ONE THOUSAND SHAMANS LEAPING OUT OF POTS, EAT THIS MAN
Making everyone oops now are we
oops
oops
Oops I meant ops
People asking me if they should buy SOTE:
I should probably go make dinner now 
It’s 5:40 pm bro
Me, Silently knowing that that pot jumpscare is waiting for them with no explanation if they do not dig for it:
Right I forgot I live in a country that is not real
im applying for torrent

top 1 least used emoji
fortnite > elden ring
@glossy yarrow we miss you
someone had to say it
ai ass pfp
My cat is real!
roblox >>>>
Can someone help me explore deeproot depths
Blasphemy of the highest order
who up gambling
Aww dang it
theres no such option buddy
It's kinda nuts that Marika ||essentially went "winner controls the narrative idiots!" and rewrote the history of jars entirely while covering up the actual history by locking it in another dimension.||
the npc summon pool you say?
there's no coop in this f ass game
rewriting history and getting rid of counterevidence? surely this has never happened before
This gotta be rage bait
There's co-op in the barest sense of the world
if it happened im sure it would have been recorded in history
I recorded it with my phone actually
you summon, and the summoner A:may not connect, B:will connect and die 30 seconds into the fight or C:is successful rapidly and solos the boss for you
f you mean bait? learn how to play the damn game yourself
bring back mound makers covenant to ER
Bro what’s your problem
hello
D: host falls off a cliff
Aye, settle down
half of the times I get summoned for Margit this happens 😭
It is a bridge you'd think people would go "oh yeah big rectangle ez navigation"
i was trying to help and then you f king called me rage bait
i did this yesterday : )
for me its always getting summoned for maliketh
you fell off
Bro maybe you just need a map rage bait tho chill
yep i am SO washed
just there for decoration
You're as slow as a turtle
pity role
the f are you talking about
yeah but you can post images so its not all bad
if you havent fallen off of the margit arena, youre not real
true!
So true
Fell only twice
Nah not even rage bait just looked confusing at first I’m chill tho
Never have I used a flask too close to Mohg and got disintegrated by his trident
never have i ever gotten too greedy fighting morgott and got obliterated by his phase change attack
finally the bot showed up and clarified
bro almost finished the game and still had no idea if the game has coop or not lmao
never have i ever been tossed around by astel's waves of darkness
298882
It does
But it’s a bit ass
that's a good one lol
Fr if you haven’t fallen off Margit’s arena at least once you’re not real
the bot repeated the sentence it seems
never have i ever tried to knock margit down his own arena
Bots all over the shop
bubble pop eletric daughter or blue judas son
lmao I definitely tried that
beep bloop
I have a verry important qeustion
still not sure if bots know how to use abbreviation
What souls like is the HARDEST souls like.
2 i think
The game where you can get 99 lifegems making most areas easy af
i didnt know that was a thing tbg
tbh
the question is hardest souls like isn't it
can you do the same in bloodborne?
It is, lifegems arent as good as they seem though
A life gem costs 300 souls
They are…
Also remember your flask is slower to swig
Lies of P
Not even close if you talking the base lifegem
Nioh 2 also kinda
getting a gf
U really think lies of P is the hardest ?
Got a wife, overrated
The idea of of popping a million of those to regain to full hp in a fight sounds worst case lmao
meh, about the same difficulty as ds1 maybe, or less
they asked hardest souls like not fromsoft souls i think
No in general
They’re p good can use them p fast can move while using them they heal a decent amount of hp and you can hold 99 of them
Wuchang was deff harder than lies of P tho
if i tell you when im lying does it count as lying
Ds1 was not hard bruh
Yenos
And how long do they take to heal that hp
neither was lop
Time
Bloodborne if you forget gun parry exists
The Armoured lady and the final puppet boss was hard bruh
If you remember it, the difficulty plummets
ds2 is the hardest
and im not talking about the bosses
Then bloodborne
Bloodborne not that hard tho
I haven't played the Dlc
Its very variable I find
First time I ran it I basically never gun parried and it was a trial
Later runs I went john wick and much easier
there better be an alexander popcorn bucket or im gonna kick off
Gun fu is kinda op
Idk about harder but it is better than Bloodborne
tuff
Sifu was harder than Sekiro for me
But like holding 99 life gems can heal the same Amount more than 40 estus would
It’s genuinely hard to answer which souls like is the hardest
man this game is soo good.been playin 3 days straight.
Imo I would say wuchang, depending on ur build
You wanna imagine a shaman being in your popcorn bucket before it was filled be my guest
Ds1 has the most cheese against the player at the least
yum
Movement is worse, lots of places to fall and instadie
@last crow guess where I am and what I am doing
Full power skeleton wheels
+your flasks you get nearly 50 estus flasks that’s broken imo
extra flavour
Ds1 is so old tho
Same token is why its hard
The movement will feel like whiplash
Like you had a stroke between games
Me at the opening of the Elden Ring Movie:CHIIIIICKEN JOOOOCK-
The guy two seats ahead of me:DIE
So shortly said Life gems are better than estus I’ll die on this hill
Which fromsoft game most peak
Peak souls 2 ofc
How can u say 2
Lore, pvp, level design
Both 1 and 3 are better in every single way
The three great pillars of fromsoft
T w o
The dlc is also hot fire
And yes ds2 is the best darksouls
why not
its their opinion that 2 is the best one
It’s a hot take tho
Even though it has a lot of things I genuinely dislike
Ash city to keep me hot
Ice city to keep me cool
Poison city...
So I can see you lose!
🎤
you're asking ppl opinion buddy
How is 3 better than 2
It’s not that serious
and 2 is not like the world most dogsht game lmao
Prove your point
3 made a slight Graphical increase which made it so much easier to not get Exhaustion
Colder take than you think
RAD
Ds2 is higher rated than ds3
Reuse
Assets
Daily
2 looks quite old
It was one pillar they stole from PoE, thats it
and the same 10 planks in blighttown
Anyways no elder scrolls today
the ds2 propaganda never gets old
Most ppl who hate that game never actually played it 
Most people who hate game probably played it, got to the wharf, and ignored torches
There was someone here a while ago ragging on ds2 only to reveal they never picked up estus flask
Cant hate 2, but cant love it either
Tbf the bogoblins are real scary gob gobs
Till you're holding a torch
You see them lurking out the dark and its a "what in the HELL is that, what is THAT" moment
and then the pee is in THEIR pants
Is that the equivalent to a crimson flask?
Someone was complaining about hitboxes I saw there build they were fat rolling w 89 agl
They got stuck in first area because of it lmao
level adp stinky
just a part of propaganda
Imagine not picking up the MOST BASIC item istg
people out here goin "MAAAAN i hate ds2 dodging" not realizing they opted to tie dodging to a stat
Most ppl actually quit at lost Bastille
What is a better bleed build weapon , twinblades or curved swords
How are these people even getting the cash to buy the game with only 2 braincells shared among 14 people
i would expect many who don't understand that fs designs games that you have to explore in to stop the moment they hit heides tower of flame
Me who never noticed the fact as a kid until I had already gotten used to dodging with base adp

for someone brand new to dark souls heides tower of flame is quite the uh, first time experience to run into
"WHY DO THE ENEMIES NOT GIVE ME ANY CHANCE TO HIT THEM"
Because they rush ruin sentinels with an unupgraded fire long sword
Two factors to consider here
Weapon speed and bleed proc quantity
If you can hit fast and proc 45 bleed per hit then it’s better than say hitting slow but proc 50 bleed per hit
twinblades got a multi hits moveset so it better at build bleed
I recommend dual wielding katanas. One in the left and one in the right
Tragic
I still just go hexes every run
you can unlock them so fast
Yes
It does decent damage and there’s also a power stance move so you can shred enemies before they notice
Mmmm is there any advantage for a curved sword
Can get 2 dark orbs like 1 hour into the game
Plus I love a two sided magic system where the "evil" side is misunderstood
and hot take:i enjoyed the abyss delvers covenant
slightly better dmg
I would take a boss fight as a covenant reward any day and in fact, that would've been such a good way to dole out final covenant rewards
Fight the covenants mascot to prove your worth
because twinblades moveset is quite fast so they had to nerf the dmg a lil bit
God I wish o bought the gamer before his questline. Now I can’t even kill him
Foreseen
❌
who up shaming their shire
It affects all guard counters the exact same
I like curved sword with small shield guard countering👉 👈
Big red no
Yeah imma delete my message cause I just logged on and saw item description 🤦♂️
Get blind swordsmanned
What's a good lvl for PvP?
Domain expansion: blue fairy guard counter
125
Thx
Any level is fine
People sometimes pvp without ever leveling at all
Moral of the story: never trust a 40 hr player like me 😭
My favourite weapon for guard counters is any curved gs
these are known as twinks, lean builds that utilize the advantage game knowledge can give you when you get access to items a player at that level wouldn't usually have
Teaching is the pathway to knowledge
do persona fans larp their game
Teach wrong and teach often
Thanks
Twinks aren’t as powerful in this game tho
Someone will correct you and boom bam bing
Ni hao
They were menaces in ds1
hi
Twinks are only as good as their pilots
This is just the standard of any game that isn't outwardly broken
If I defeated mad tongue Alberich ubderlevelled does that make me a twink?
nah, npcs eat lead paint chips regularly
So do I
Still at a slight advantage with your 2 braincells to his 0.5
@celest remnant you play "look outside"?
yes
Pilots make it sound like your playing as a mech
love it
I used to invade newbies at lvl 50 with a banished knight halberd to roll catch their sorry ass is that a twink behaviour
Nah, it's a clinical term used in card gaming to describe the person behind the controls
Depends on rest of build
why wont joel join me? i picked all the right dialogue options, killed the sister and did playtime with the baby, gave him the bear, allat, he still doesnt wanna join me
Bkh is an early access weapon so probably not tho
You "pilot" a deck because you make all administrative decisions that lead to victory or failure
What game are you talking about anyways
Elden ring until I mentioned card games
-2 braincells (they both got stolen and someone done placed 2 substitute braincells from someone who thinks fromsoftware games are not peak. That’s -2 braincells)
+12 banished knight halberd and a hand axe in my off hand
This is the litmus test of an invasion; Would the host have reasonable access to the same tools you using against them
If the answer is no, then you probably twinked
bah give yourself more credit man
I was joking with you you guys are so hard on yourselves all of you
I mean it too many of you come in here talking about how awful you are.
You're fine lol
Ik I was kidding
Think something like full power RoB invasions at stormveil
I mean agheel first try no heal was some 3AM miracle
logic
Now that is twink behavior
I know 😭😭
yeah did u not see my question
here
i read somewhere you have to kill the mom too, but then people were also saying that its not necessary to kill her
@outer gate
@teal geode
So, you need to choose some specific dialogue options, otherwise his disposition won't be high enough to actually go with you.
(Yes, you can lock yourself out of joel at that first interaction)
Hello
It doesn't stop you from being able to give him the bear to calm him, or interact with his brother, it just affects his choice to show up later.
I see you Quack
Specifically it's tied to how you introduce yourself
Did you select stranger?
i said i was a friend
Go with neighbor next time
man.
okay i guess ill try
i just got hellen and idk if i saved before or after her
They all work but stranger is the worst, at least you got friend which is the highest point value you start at
second highest rather
yeah but hes still not joining
i dont get it
i also saw someone say i need to give him 8 toothpaste
im on day 2, i guess i can try again tomorrow
toothpaste not hard, grind games and rng
hes just giving me the "i wanna stay here" dialogue, he doesnt ask for toothpaste
you could even save scum if you just wanna
Ye, dispostion is the issue then
but why, i did everything
what
is it because i didnt kill the mom
Yeah you can literally trip up and still fail even with hitting the lowest recruitment point rec
especially towards the final lines of dialogue
this game is more finnicky than funger man
Who introduces themselves as a stranger damn
we pray now then
plenty of options to go from 0 to like, -4 outright
i mean just come back here, avoid the negatives
(i posted all of them 4 u
and select at least 4 points of positive dialogue while introducing yourself as a friend
neighbor not friend
Alr fokes which is the best weapon to beat Elden ring at +0
if you're on rl1 one of the easiest options is great serpent hunter
Alr thxs
the ash is pretty decent, it has a 0/0/0/0 requirement meaning you can wield it without leveling
halberd moveset
Btw are there any daggers that scale with int
a ton
yeah im just pissed off that i got hellen morning day 2, and now i gotta reset
Why mad? She actually kinda cute
If you wanna trigger her side quest, water the plant in your room
because i have to reset
and do so regularly
Ye they ALL have side quests
you can even recruit a living vending machine made of flesh
and technically the shadow too, he'll come chill with you
(he doesn't do combat but if you set boundaries he'll chill out in your apartment)
accurate
my first ending was just the run out of time ending so
now im not even getting her
i just went for the gun
oh i won't spoil the ending iris
like this specific one (the game has so many)
but seriously if you don't want your run to end set boundaries when the shadow invites you into his cloak lol
i'll look like you can't but just select the ...
Can someone help me kill those 3 summons to get the Great Jars Arsenal Talisman???
I can't do it I'm getting 1 shot
its insufferable how little time you get
i hate games that rush me
i loathe it
fear and hunger is baby dificulty compared to this game
Thanks
hi
brave and gluttonous
gluttonous
Ok I do hard mode
hard mode enki S ending
Heads or tails
tails
heads
No outlander
fair
ive never been wrong about this, heads
ragnvaldr and enki have the best S endings
Already did enki
good job
Good morning/afternoon/evening yall I hope whoever is reading this has/had a good one today.
Good morning
I’m alexandering my jar rn
Read a book
bad evil morning
Journey to center of the earth is a free pdf online
Can we chat?
Chat with Jules Verne
Who is Jules Verne?
It normally means you a bot
hi
Or a scammer
Ohh
Yeah so if people don't wanna talk it might be cause of that
meow meow
yo who else listen to ifleeze or bleood
Like the name and pfp tho
Alright i gotta dip I've been here too long
Yall have a good one
One of the proto sci fi writers
Same dude who wrote 20k leagues below the sea
Meow
Books like these are nice because it almost is like chatting with someone back then
It isnt dry reading like alot of others
meow
Oh sci-fi interesting
ego'd by the whole server
That's amazing
Emphasis on proto, sci fi in the 1800's was very basic lol
Do you read it?
Just this one and then some history around it
I do want to read more jules verne tho, its old enough its all free pdfs
No copyright whatsoever
I've always felt like horror and fantasy were more my genre, but lately I've realized I lean into sci fi alot
If coruxkenshin was in elden ring he would just be an overpowered samurai right?
Hehehe
whats the best build against pcr
Damage build
crazy answer
Madness could work as well
he is weak to holy
only in thr furst phase
ive meltef his first with marika’s hammer
for his second phase
just git gud
Imagine coming out of something called the gate of divinity and being weak to holy
literally all i can think of too
Hi
What's your scad level
Either ARK or Valheim
13?
Get it to 20 bro
Light rolls, try to maximize your hp because if Radahn is anything he’s a vigor check
You can just run a shield poke build to kill him easily but that's boring as hell
Shouldve kept it at 0, its op 
L answer
How come
Pokey pokey shouldn’t even be considered
i have always wondered how do people find out what boss is weak to what yk without guides etc
Don’t listen to them just fight with him with zero armor and zero weapons it’s good for your mental health trust
PCR is hard but he’s one of the most fun fights once you learn him
equip a different weapon and test
I bet impenetrable thorns could get PCR first try
Actual genius
Perhaps you entirely missed the part where I tell that's just an easy way to kill him while specifying that it's extremely boring
Ikr
