general-discussion

[urban delta]

🦔

[chilly agate]

😳

[mighty ginkgo]

Lets hope that doesnt happen tho 😭🙏

[bright frost]

i think they might want it to happen

[mighty ginkgo]

true😭✌️

[distant storm]

Who knows

[hexed knoll]

Wait! Maybe it’s a sort of secret pattern. Fish… hedgehog? Nonono, the pieces aren’t fitting together! Surely there’s somethi- aha! I know. They’re both animals. Case cracked.

[mighty ginkgo]

Its ok giggleshot u have all the time in the world to send a msg

[mighty ginkgo]

bro

[hexed knoll]

Read it I beg

[chilly agate]

gramps still typing

[urban delta]

but then… 🇩🇪

[chilly agate]

tldr

[mighty ginkgo]

[hexed knoll]

Ts just getting lazy now

WE just getting lazy now

[chilly agate]

tl..dr

[mighty ginkgo]

Worst read of my life

[chilly agate]

wheres my subway surfers bruh

[hexed knoll]

U spelled best wrong

[mighty ginkgo]

No i think I got everything right yo

[hexed knoll]

Nuh uh. Yo.

[mighty ginkgo]

yuh uh folk

[timid echo]

these two mfs still on chat

[hexed knoll]

Hey

[timid echo]

hi

[mighty ginkgo]

hello yeun

[stoic iron]

hello

[hexed knoll]

R we like ur fav people

[mighty ginkgo]

We prolly are

[chilly agate]

both larping as always

[timid echo]

hello hcom

[timid echo]

ig bro

[mighty ginkgo]

Daught😭✌️

[hexed knoll]

WHAT is a Daught?

[timid echo]

what else can I call you?

[rough grove]

I had an emergency and I left the game does this count as a lose?

[mighty ginkgo]

ACTUALLY clueless?!

[honest quiver]

Ts is so sad they made the dragon that gives 50k runes only spawn once😭

[rough grove]

A real emergency

[mighty ginkgo]

Nope

[hexed knoll]

An IQ too high?!

[mighty ginkgo]

too LOW

[rough grove]

Our brains are shrinking

[mighty ginkgo]

falke gng💔

[brave ridge]

holy brainrog

[hexed knoll]

U spelled HIGH wrong

[timid echo]

sup falke

[mighty ginkgo]

i spelled it pretty right man

LOW

[hexed knoll]

Brain mog. My brain mogs urs

[timid echo]

Brodie 😭

[mighty ginkgo]

mohg....

[brave ridge]

you da sigma😈😈

[hexed knoll]

Less wrinkles

More swag 😎

[timid echo]

peak boss

[mighty ginkgo]

More wrinkles on that forehead tho its ok unc

[hexed knoll]

I would say ts is fire but its cold at that peak

[rough grove]

I murdered my own father you really think you can take me down?

[chilly agate]

Holy tuff

[hexed knoll]

Pretty sure ur older than me bafillion

[mighty ginkgo]

Mohg is pretty bloody i dont think any of those are correct

[mighty ginkgo]

I'm like 3 months old bro

[timid echo]

mohg is weak to bleed lol

[hexed knoll]

I’m 2 years and 99 days

[chilly agate]

Unc

[mighty ginkgo]

uunccc

[chilly agate]

straight fossil

[mighty ginkgo]

ik

[hexed knoll]

But he’s like lord of blood. It’s in the name!! My life is… a lie?!

[brave ridge]

you da real ragebaiter

[rough grove]

Is my phone trippin or this dudes pfp is invisible

[timid echo]

it's kinda goofy

[chilly agate]

nuh uh

[mighty ginkgo]

lord of blood meaning hes weak to it

[hazy sand]

When he gets bled he gets a damage buff, it’s some like trade thing

[timid echo]

lies of...p

[hexed knoll]

If I’m the lord of swag am I weak to it?

[mighty ginkgo]

eanuts

[mighty ginkgo]

yeah so ur weak to me im swaggier or something

[hexed knoll]

Trick question, there’s no ‘if’.

[hazy sand]

Weak to bleed but gets a damage buff from that bleed, offering blood to the formless mother

[mighty ginkgo]

[hexed knoll]

Js use the skull emoji folk 😭

[timid echo]

[mighty ginkgo]

Im too lazy to find it dawg

[rough grove]

How do I apply for mod

[hexed knoll]

It ain’t hard 💀

[timid echo]

[timid echo]

[mighty ginkgo]

you gotta be uunnccc

[hexed knoll]

Me when I’m dead:

[mighty ginkgo]

No literally u have to be 21+

[rough grove]

I'm 39

[mighty ginkgo]

uunccc

Idk ask mods lol

[urban delta]

unc alert weewoo weewooo 🚨

[hexed knoll]

U get grandfather dawg not unc 😭

[rough grove]

Lol 😆

[urban delta]

🐟

[mighty ginkgo]

Like u cro

[timid echo]

go to your wife and kids gng 😭

[mighty ginkgo]

gramps over here

[hexed knoll]

Got better things to do dawg

[mighty ginkgo]

and ur on discord 😭✌️

laarrpp

[urban coral]

It is not necessary to be married in life

[hexed knoll]

I mean him u buffoon

[mighty ginkgo]

still applies

laarrpp

[hexed knoll]

Apply? For mod?

[mighty ginkgo]

[bright frost]

i am losing int reading this conversation

[timid echo]

yeah ik I was just joking

[hard basin]

idk how to describe it im bad with words fhjsfksd but i think it makes sense for mohg to be weak to bleed, like he's the lord of it but that doesnt mean hes immune to it. like malenia isnt immune to scarlet rot despite being the "goddess of rot" (though she is very resistant to it). and libra in elden ring nightreign using madness magic yet being weak to it

[hexed knoll]

Mr clean… clean- spotless. Spot- stain. Stain- dirty. Dirty = clean?!?!?!?

[rough grove]

They tripped over my cord and ruined my streak so I left them

[mighty ginkgo]

bro go to sleep unc😭😭😭😭

[hexed knoll]

He should at least be very resistant

[urban coral]

oh

[hexed knoll]

Mby if we combine our brains we’ll have the same amount of cells as a normal human

[timid echo]

that dude said he was 39

[sterile pulsar]

is anyone else never able to be summoned for gideon fight?

[wide crag]

Where is ask for trades?

[mighty ginkgo]

buddy who's we ✌️ just you bro

[rough grove]

I'm actually 23

[mighty ginkgo]

uuunccc

[soft osprey]

over yonder

[hexed knoll]

Yonder. New word.

[timid echo]

dude larped his age

[mighty ginkgo]

Laarp thats a basic word

[sterile pulsar]

is that a no

[urban coral]

what is larp

[hexed knoll]

omg 😭

[timid echo]

pretending to be something

[distant storm]

Opposite version of yandere?

[mighty ginkgo]

same here

[bright frost]

like uh pretending in youngling slang

[soft osprey]

live action roleplay

[hexed knoll]

Haha yh

[wide crag]

Anyone want to trade for a dragon preist heart? Ill see if I got what you want

[urban coral]

thank you guys lololol

[soft osprey]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[rough grove]

My friend be larping as miquella

[sterile pulsar]

any clue why?

[timid echo]

yeah that was before it got ruined

[mighty ginkgo]

Nnnope

[distant storm]

Nihao!

[hexed knoll]

Messmer it’s past ur bedtime gng why r u still here ✌️

[timid echo]

I wanna larp as a knight

[mighty ginkgo]

poooserrr

[mighty ginkgo]

laarpp

[timid echo]

hey !

[mighty ginkgo]

Ive like 5am for me vro i did not sleep the whoke night

[hard basin]

like in pokemon, ghost moves are super effective against ghost type..

[urban coral]

im Japanese

[hexed knoll]

All nighter?

[timid echo]

what timezone ?

[mighty ginkgo]

yes

[distant storm]

I’m so sorry! 😭

[hexed knoll]

Wait I’m slow

[pastel cove]

whos the dumbass that decided that you should have to use a furlcalling finger remedy, a MULTIPLAYER ITEM, to see NPC summon signs

[mighty ginkgo]

Southeast asia

[urban coral]

that okay. ni hao 😇

[timid echo]

I wanna go to Thailand one dau

[pastel cove]

And is the dumbass that decided that the same dumbass that decided to make tragoths summon sign for draconic tree sentinel practically invisible

[timid echo]

fuh

[mighty ginkgo]

super hot during these months tho

[wide crag]

Thank you

[distant storm]

Aishiteru

[hexed knoll]

How do u edit something and still get it wrong 😭

[distant storm]

I know one word in Japanese

[arctic frost]

You don't

[thin galleon]

Is there a trading channel ?

[timid echo]

I'm was tweaking

[pastel cove]

yes you do

[hexed knoll]

I’m was

[timid echo]

fuh

[soft osprey]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[hexed knoll]

Gng go to bed atp

[urban coral]

do u know what that mean lolololol

[bright frost]

I've personally never had to use one to see NPC signs

[mighty ginkgo]

You dont though

[timid echo]

what is genuinely happening to me

[pastel cove]

I didnt see tragoths summon sign for the draconic tree sentinel until after popping a furlcalling finger remedy

[distant storm]

Hello I guess

[mighty ginkgo]

Huh then idk lol

[arctic frost]

You 100% don't need to use those to see NPC summon signs

[brittle bay]

hello hello juliet

[urban coral]

"I love you" lolololol

[mighty ginkgo]

jane juliet is back

[distant storm]

💀

[hexed knoll]

Me when I see Messmer being a good civilian helping people in Elden ring watching like a proud father

[timid echo]

I love you too

[bright frost]

Idk might be a weird thing with how those items work

[pastel cove]

remove the furlcalling finger remedy in the game honestly having to pop something that is geniuenly garbage to get id rather have to get a +25 weapon pre leyndell just to use multiplayer is poop idea

[mighty ginkgo]

?? What does this even mean bro

[urban coral]

that was larp 😎
I guess..

[mighty ginkgo]

laarrppp!!

[hexed knoll]

It means… (stay tuned for next episode)

[timid echo]

yeah lol

[mighty ginkgo]

folk😭✌️

[timid echo]

mf comeback

[mighty ginkgo]

you can literally farm edtree flowers everywhere tho

[soft osprey]

is this a reference to one piece pacing

[brittle bay]

jane juliet shld b ashleerp rihft nniow

[hexed knoll]

It means… that… (episode 3 next week)

[mighty ginkgo]

me too bro me too

[timid echo]

don't let this be a slow burn

[hexed knoll]

gng YOU should by how ur typing

[mighty ginkgo]

[distant storm]

So many times I said wrong word in Japanese and no one trying to explain meaning

[arctic frost]

The multi-player in their primarily single player games is scuffed for sure, hopefully they can improve it after Nightreign and Duskbloods.

[mighty ginkgo]

Theyre referring to themselves genius, theyre jane juliet

[hexed knoll]

Alr alr… it means that… larp is superior to all other forms of larping

[mighty ginkgo]

[hexed knoll]

Bazinga

[brittle bay]

im janntf jjuuliort

[urban coral]

I learn quickly

[mighty ginkgo]

😭😭

Ok janntf jjuuliort go to bed

[novel stirrup]

I'm having a hard time finding someone that has the messmer soldier spear on PlayStation

[hexed knoll]

I’m dying

[brittle bay]

yaaawwnn

[mighty ginkgo]

Dont die yo

Jane juliet is waiting

[hexed knoll]

U mean janntf juliorrt?

[mighty ginkgo]

yeah juliorrt

[brittle bay]

jqme juoliet will sdhjleep now gooffhbight

[mighty ginkgo]

juuliort

[turbid comet]

Is the plot for the movie known yet?

[hexed knoll]

Goofhbight

[mighty ginkgo]

Ok gooffhbight sdhjleep well jqme juoliet

[urban coral]

Why am I learning english

[mighty ginkgo]

Its the tarnished farming runes for 90% of the movie

[urban coral]

what the hell is that

[hexed knoll]

Some crazy ppl in this server

[distant storm]

Learn Russian

[hexed knoll]

Like YOU

[restive pebble]

Hello I’m starting a new character. Haven’t played elden ring in a few years.

[arctic frost]

Hello

[mighty ginkgo]

Prime example speaking

[hexed knoll]

How?

List them. I’m waiting.

[urban coral]

I don't want to learn any language at all, I don't need it, not even English, but for convenience on the Internet I learn it lololol

[hexed knoll]

I got all the non study free time

[mighty ginkgo]

Oh so now youre sophisticated

[pastel cove]

"It's okay to use summons, I myself need as much support as I can get and couldnt beat the game without it or whatever I said" says the mf who put half the summon signs in nearly impossible to find places and the other half locked behind insanely niche quests that if you didnt talk to some very specific NPC in a dungeon nobody would have thought to even go to at that stage in the game during a 25 minute period after beating a very specific boss youre locked out of for that NG/NG+ cycle

[hexed knoll]

Indeed fine folk, I am highly encouraged to speak in such manner for the sake of this arguement

[mighty ginkgo]

Shakespeare is alive everyone

[hexed knoll]

In the flesh! (Me when roll call)

[mighty ginkgo]

You dint egen spell argument right😭😭

[mighty ginkgo]

[hexed knoll]

Dint egen

[distant storm]

Same. English is 3 language sometimes I do mistake and can’t translate from my mother tongue.

[mighty ginkgo]

Yeah dint egen

Im not the one trying to be fancy

[hexed knoll]

Shakespeare ain’t a robot gng cut him some slack

[mighty ginkgo]

Shakespeare is dead everybody

[arctic frost]

Those usually refer to spirit ash summons, not NPCs

[tired forge]

To larp or not to larp, such is the question

[hexed knoll]

That was for the Christmas special. Same time next year everyone?

[mighty ginkgo]

i larp therefore i larp

[mighty ginkgo]

No thank you

[arctic frost]

What are we larping though?

[blissful locust]

There is no limit to the larp

[hexed knoll]

That Messmer hates me

[bright frost]

we are born by the larp, made men by the larp, undone by the larp

[arctic frost]

Was that from Duskbloods?

[sudden gulch]

so much larping

[bright frost]

by the larpers, fear it, larpence....

[blissful locust]

Life

[hexed knoll]

To larp or not to larp, that is the question.

[blissful locust]

Do a fake identity and start a new life

[urban coral]

lololol I only know 1 and a half languages xD

[blissful locust]

Tryhard larping

[distant storm]

Oh, deep philosophical thoughts

[bright frost]

larpbloods

[valid cedar]

Elden larp

[distant storm]

I hate you

[hexed knoll]

Larpborne

[mighty ginkgo]

What

[valid cedar]

Why bro

[hexed knoll]

We’re larping so it’s fake, right?

[mighty ginkgo]

Woah i think canis hates miquella

[blissful locust]

Long and hard didst thou larp

[hexed knoll]

Perfect timing

[distant storm]

You manipulate people

[valid cedar]

Tarnished larper

[mighty ginkgo]

Larrpp

[hexed knoll]

Somebody needs to keep the peace. Promote me to peacekeeper role? Mods?

[mighty ginkgo]

Miquella larper

[valid cedar]

Lowkey I forgot this was my name in here

[blissful locust]

Foul larpished… in search of the elden fandom

[cunning wigeon]

bro why is commander noill so ANNOYING

[distant storm]

Miquella is new Adolf

[hexed knoll]

If Elden ring is larp, are we all not technically larping constantly?

[mighty ginkgo]

Just you folk

[valid cedar]

Emboldened by false information

[hexed knoll]

Stop saying folk…

[blissful locust]

Does that mean radahn is mussolini

[hexed knoll]

Or else…

[mighty ginkgo]

foollkkk

[distant storm]

Yes

[hexed knoll]

It hurts my feelings

[turbid comet]

What if there were a bloodborne silent film

[next yoke]

h

[mighty ginkgo]

Bro.

[next yoke]

i have arrived. you must all tremble in my presence.

[hexed knoll]

Where like the subtitles popped up after the scene? Old style?

[robust hamlet]

Do we need to be a certain level to post in builds?

[turbid comet]

Yeah, like buster Keaton style

[bright frost]

When the Larpers are two, a larp alighteth.

[mighty ginkgo]

who is dis guy yo

[distant storm]

Don’t trust in Miquella, he planned build gas chambers

[hexed knoll]

I’m listening

[hexed knoll]

Like u weren’t pulling the same BS not too long ago??! I ain’t a goldfish folk

[turbid comet]

Thank you for listening!

[mighty ginkgo]

Who are YOU bro😭✌️ do ik you

[blissful locust]

Are you are you? Coming to the erdtree

[hexed knoll]

You’re welcome!

[hexed knoll]

I think yeah…

[raven fern]

hey guys, its me,

[mighty ginkgo]

Gee I hoped not

[mighty ginkgo]

is bro new

[blissful locust]

Bro is him

[hexed knoll]

I know who they are js from that one message. 🥶

[distant storm]

Miquella is definitely wipe all of human and other races

[mighty ginkgo]

Took you 7 business days to tyoe that king

[hexed knoll]

LEAVE me alone

[mighty ginkgo]

Well not really 😭

[mighty ginkgo]

NO i will not

[raven fern]

i'm new here

[distant storm]

He will

[mighty ginkgo]

I mean, sure...

[chilly agate]

I kinda get those vibes too ngl

[hexed knoll]

If this is u on an all nighter I’d LOVE to hear u on a normal sunny day in tarpon springs

[distant storm]

Messmer is kinder than Miquella

[mighty ginkgo]

Snore mimimimimi

Cant hear youuu

[thin axle]

Can someone drop me some runes

[hexed knoll]

would’ve been better if u did “lalalalalalalal”

[mighty ginkgo]

Is he though

[mighty ginkgo]

no thanks i likr my snore mimimi

[hexed knoll]

Don’t spend it all in one place 🪙

[thin axle]

Wait wdym

[hexed knoll]

gng I’m giving you money fym ‘mb’?

[chilly agate]

here's a rune too 🪙

[mighty ginkgo]

sonion😭😭

[thin axle]

Bruh

😭😭

I will accept with respect😔✌️

[hexed knoll]

Went from bony ahh wrist to iced out in 2 minutes

[mighty ginkgo]

whatever that means unc

[hexed knoll]

I’m like the mr beast of Elden ring yo

[dawn sable]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[mighty ginkgo]

Brother u have like 5 runes😂✌️

[distant storm]

I’m not joke, I afraid of Miquella

[hexed knoll]

Lemme check my piggy bank

[hazy sand]

[mighty ginkgo]

I would be afraid of miquella too

[hexed knoll]

Ok bro we get it 😭

[chilly agate]

all the bosses are kinda scary ngl

[mighty ginkgo]

??unc has a rune piggy bank😭

[distant storm]

Not all of them

[hexed knoll]

‘Unc’ has more money than u ever will

[chilly agate]

maybe not patches..

[atomic tapir]

4 spare dabloons

[mighty ginkgo]

yeah unc

[mighty ginkgo]

What the hell is that mario 😭😭

[hexed knoll]

I got some shillings iyw any

[atomic tapir]

Aye man I can’t control my hair loss

[chilly agate]

5 dabloons, give or take

[robust hamlet]

I need runes. Runes for the poor pls 🫴

[atomic tapir]

Thops ahh

[mighty ginkgo]

Gee did your mouth have to come with it too

[atomic tapir]

Ye

[distant storm]

Miquella is chthonically scary

[mighty ginkgo]

[tardy kernel]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[hexed knoll]

Who could’ve done this??? 😭 What in the world did u do to get ur eyebrows taken too

[atomic tapir]

It’s a struggle gangy

[mighty ginkgo]

Jane juliet probably is the cause

[chilly agate]

🪙

[urban coral]

Mario fell into a barrel of acid

[hexed knoll]

Don’t go around stealing that John particles

[urban coral]

that looks creepy lolol

[mighty ginkgo]

johnticles

[distant storm]

I think he is meth addicted

[urban coral]

like drugs ?

[wet plume]

Nah, he's taking after the new goth style or whatever, I think it comes from Jenna Ortega

[nimble bramble]

i just gambled and lost

[distant storm]

Yea

[hexed knoll]

On?

[nimble bramble]

💔

[mighty ginkgo]

Hes a few months late lad

[wet plume]

Ya know

No eyebrows

[nimble bramble]

that one

[wet plume]

For whatever random reason

[mighty ginkgo]

The gambling website duhh

[terse idol]

Anyone wanna help me with some runes boys?🧐

[steep moss]

[hexed knoll]

I’m not in ur brain gng what is ‘that one’?

[distant storm]

Or donated to webcam models

[nimble bramble]

no i just had some pokemon packs lying around and thought i should rip them

[urban coral]

it's not just boys here 🙄

[steep moss]

[nimble bramble]

i didnt even get a holo

[atomic tapir]

Stop smoking a cigarette

Smoke 4 at the same time instead, like a cool guy

[hexed knoll]

Bro STOP this 😭

[mighty ginkgo]

[steep moss]

i haven’t had one for 3 days :D

[distant storm]

Why?

[steep moss]

life sucks and the vape is here but no cigarettes

[wet plume]

Or smoke 30 at the same time like Spy

[nimble bramble]

its so stupid

[terse idol]

My bad just slipped like that

[nimble bramble]

i deserve a cool tyranitar

[distant storm]

I said truth

[terse idol]

Would be nice ti get em from the girls too hahahaha

[hexed knoll]

I believe u but like

[mighty ginkgo]

tsk tsk explain yourself giggleshot19

[urban coral]

its okayw

[balmy marsh]

No

[urban coral]

what you mean

[balmy marsh]

No

[chilly agate]

No

[distant storm]

Or, you doing same thing?

[hexed knoll]

I just got a donation from… wait, this can’t be right- Canis Majoris? There’s a message attached. Oh… oh my… this is too much. I gotta delete this app right now.

[terse idol]

🫡🫡

[distant storm]

You donated to webcam models?!

[hexed knoll]

NO where did u get that?

[mighty ginkgo]

I cant even play along bro😭😭 WHAT are tou saying

[mighty ginkgo]

LOL

[distant storm]

You said

[hexed knoll]

Trust the process

[mighty ginkgo]

He probably did

[hexed knoll]

WHEN??

[mighty ginkgo]

Process is in shambles king😭

[hardy drift]

Let's larp!

[mighty ginkgo]

laaarrpp!!!

[mighty ginkgo]

Likr just now

[hexed knoll]

Proof?

[distant storm]

You said, you had to donated to pregnant furry webcam model.

[dawn sable]

Average Elden Ring fan

[mighty ginkgo]

LMAO

[hexed knoll]

BRO

[mighty ginkgo]

Ts FRYING me😭😭

[robust hamlet]

Prego furry? Ayo?

[distant storm]

I don’t judge you

[chilly idol]

Wha??

[mighty ginkgo]

why is his messages getting deleted LMAOAO

Its okay unc

[robust hamlet]

Deleting evidence

[distant storm]

Yea, he collected old panties from granny

[chilly idol]

Might be the prego furries?

[mighty ginkgo]

He wasnt even the one who said that😭 not true as well

[wet plume]

This is one of those times where I wish I had horrendous reading skills

[distant storm]

That’s true, he definitely said about that

[mighty ginkgo]

He got muted LOL

[chilly idol]

I mean ppl donate to worse so can’t really judge in the grand scheme of things lol

[mighty ginkgo]

For all caps messages

[distant storm]

😔

[chilly idol]

Rippp

[mighty ginkgo]

Ok first of all its not even true that he did that😭

[robust hamlet]

Prego furry granny panties? Oh my this dude is outta control

[chilly idol]

Shame :/

[terse idol]

Brothers and sisters may i perchance get blessed with skme runes👨‍🎨

[distant storm]

Yea

[chilly idol]

At least he would’ve been muted for something interesting

[distant storm]

Don’t judge him!

[robust hamlet]

Everyone has their.....kinks

[mighty ginkgo]

Did NOT happen guys

[robust hamlet]

His just happened to be mega sus

[mighty ginkgo]

I swear on all our lives he did not do any of that😭✌️

[chilly idol]

What part is the sus part? Like the prego or the furry or the granny panties?

[atomic tapir]

Go have one

[mighty ginkgo]

Maybe all of it if it did happen

Which it didnt btw

[distant storm]

Old! Don’t forget

[robust hamlet]

💀

All of it

[mighty ginkgo]

He did NOT do that 😭

[cursive pasture]

Once, I was rummaging through my parents' kitchen drawer, saw a spoon with tarnished gold paint and blurted to myself "witless tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring"

[serene sphinx]

What happened here 💔💔

[chilly idol]

Like the furry part? Whatever, old news, ppl thirst over those all the time

[mighty ginkgo]

Fake news ab giggleshot19

[chilly idol]

Eh dont ppl like going after old ppl for the sugar baby lifestyle anyways?

[mighty ginkgo]

misinfo!!

[serene sphinx]

What a sentence to read

[mighty ginkgo]

Guys giggleshot did nun of this😭😭

[serene sphinx]

I have been blessed

[mighty ginkgo]

Ik bro

[serene sphinx]

"emboldened by the flame of oven"

[cursive pasture]

Without a doubt

[gloomy adder]

Whenever I do a playthrough, I avoid Caelid at all costs

[robust hamlet]

Then you dropped it on your foot dies (put these foolish ambitions to rest)

[mighty ginkgo]

You never go there? Not once?

[gloomy adder]

The only time I went was to kill Radahn for the Age of Stars ending. Any other time, I avoid it like the plague

[serene sphinx]

Can't believe I'm saying this but it's one of my favorite places

[tired forge]

Caelid is awesome

[distant storm]

Good night for everyone

[atomic tapir]

Caelid is cool

[mighty ginkgo]

Caelid is red

[gloomy adder]

I also never use the dectus lift in any of my playthroughs

[hot dome]

????

[serene sphinx]

I just go up to Altus from the mine in liurnia

[atomic tapir]

Green*

Limgrave is red

[distant storm]

Bonne nuit, Fresh Baguette

[mighty ginkgo]

The side path cannot be easier gng

[serene sphinx]

Easier than finding the medallions for me

[gloomy adder]

Same. It's faster than grabbing both halves

[mighty ginkgo]

Truth nuke

[gloomy adder]

You can take the mineshaft to the left. All you gotta do is fight off some bats and a magma wyrm

[distant storm]

Chocolate night, ma’lady

[cedar shale]

I know it’s a very odd request but do any of you guys know how to get 2 black knifes???

[mighty ginkgo]

I know, I just find it more annoying cus of those enemies

[gloomy adder]

NG+

[mighty ginkgo]

Especially the magma wyrm, it just takes too long

[gloomy adder]

It takes me 5 minutes to scale the lift at most

[serene sphinx]

I know that profile.......

[cedar shale]

I’m on my second play through so how do I know if I am

[green yew]

Pekka is lvl 12 max now right

[gloomy adder]

Did you press “begin journey 2” after getting an ending or at the roundtable hold?

[cedar shale]

Uh oh I don’t think I did well shucks

I can do it next play through if already on morgott

[hot dome]

if all your sites of grace are gone off your map then youve prob started new game plus

[gloomy adder]

Do you still have that save file?

[serene sphinx]

Do you still have your save file

[green yew]

Who tf would wanna play this ragebait game a 2nd time....I control my urge of destroying my monitor daily as I play this game

[cedar shale]

My old one??

[serene sphinx]

Yes

[cedar shale]

I can check I just went to the home screen and picked new game. That was it.

Yes I have my other one

[gloomy adder]

Because, if you start ng+, you keep everything and can slime out the bosses within seconds

[serene sphinx]

You can load the old file and begin a Ng+ from the roundtable hold

[cedar shale]

Ok i might just do that

[green yew]

Nah bro
People told me that the bosses too get stronger

[cedar shale]

I’m at Malaniea with this profile

[gloomy adder]

Not during the first ng+. That's a freebie

[serene sphinx]

Not that much you basically Speedrun early game

[hot dome]

the boss health and damage increases each new game cycle until new game 7/journey 8

[green yew]

Ohh i see

[cedar shale]

Anyone want to do Malaniea

[hot dome]

they will give you more runes tho when you beat them

[green yew]

I see

[serene sphinx]

Late game bosses get significantly harder but nothing unbeatable

[green yew]

But tbh i jus wanna complete this game once

[hot dome]

people usually say they dont feel the effect of the increased health and damage until about new game 4, before that it just feels like regular elden ring

[gloomy adder]

Even then, the scaling after that is barely noticeable. I only noticed the difference at Godfrey during ng+5

[cedar shale]

Anyone wnat to do Malania??

[green yew]

I never met godfrey

[gloomy adder]

Age of Stars ending, Frenzied flame ending

[green yew]

Dunno about that

[serene sphinx]

Well...

[gloomy adder]

Did you even make it to Lyndell?

[nova matrix]

Did you level to 40 vigor

[green yew]

I'm on gelmir's hero cave
I have to kill the red wolf of champion

[nova matrix]

Damn does it really say champion and not radagon

[gloomy adder]

Bro didn't even make it to mid game

[green yew]

I killed red wolf of Radagon already

[nova matrix]

Damn it do, neat

[nova matrix]

This is just a lore oddity for me

[serene sphinx]

It only says radagon on the academy i think

[green yew]

Don't worry bro
Even idk the lore at all
I jus kill and move forward

[nova matrix]

At least that means this isnt a darwinian finch

Its just clifford

The big red wolf

[gloomy adder]

Arguably, the worst fight is ||Elden Beast||

[nova matrix]

The worst fight is your inner demons

They tell you not to hit 40 vig

[green yew]

What is the lore of this game tho
Why am I called Tarnished?
That's disrespectful

[cedar shale]

Does anyone here play on PlayStation and want to fight Malania

[serene sphinx]

You summarized it perfectly

[nova matrix]

#lore

Tarnished because the grace of gold has been taken from us, it goes along with being metal themed

[green yew]

Beat her on first try

[jade zenith]

Noone understands the lore

On their first playthrough

[cedar shale]

Ok I’m kinda confused ngl

[green yew]

What is grace of gold

[jade zenith]

Even Npcs dont know the lore

[gloomy adder]

Because you were one of Godfrey’s soldiers and were banished along with him. The only reason your back is because Marika gave you Grace privileges so you can become elden lord

[serene sphinx]

Just watch vaati 🙏🏻

[green yew]

Yo but what does the world map of this game look like?
What age and timeline is the game set in?

Do we have 7 continents

[serene sphinx]

It is a world on its own

[green yew]

And what is the timeline

[green yew]

Is Godfrey a king

[gloomy adder]

Massive and set at some point past medieval since only the demigods speak in old English

[gloomy adder]

First (recognised) elden lord

[serene sphinx]

Godfrey is the first elden lord

[green yew]

Ladies

[green yew]

What's an elden lord? A dude who wears the Elden ring?

[chilly agate]

does burning the erdtree affect brother corhyn's questline?

[gloomy adder]

Basically the monarch of the Lands Between

[frigid rain]

Thanks you very much.....btw do you know on what is worth it to douplicate?

[green yew]

What's the lands between
Varre mentioned it

[gloomy adder]

Where the game takes place

[green yew]

So the entire elden ring map that I see is called lands between?

[gloomy adder]

Yea. There is also another map, but you gotta cough up $50 for the dlc to get there

[serene sphinx]

You might have to finish up everything in his quest before burning the erdtree

[chrome forge]

nah hes a bum and a fraud

[chilly agate]

ahh man doing the regression part is gonna take forever

[green yew]

So he's Yuta okkotsu

[serene sphinx]

Godfrey slander will not be tolerated 🥀

[nova matrix]

Essentially Marikas blessings, think of irl christian grace as part of the holy trinity

[green yew]

Okay so was Godfrey a good guy or was he ab evil king

[nova matrix]

Both

He's like Conan

Bloodthirsty barbarian, but we still like the cut of his jib

He kills just the right people

[green yew]

Why was i, a soldier of this evil dude man

[gloomy adder]

Why does almost every NPC just ignore the fact that you committed a cardinal sin? They are like “damn, you burned the Erdtree?… still want some of <insert service here>”

[chrome forge]

he sucks and you know it

[chilly agate]

some of them just... die

[nova matrix]

If Gods says march, you march and Godfrey was her husband

[gloomy adder]

Because you liked the cut of his jib

[nova matrix]

Her lord consort to be specific

[serene sphinx]

He calls you brave and noble no slander for my pookie

[nova matrix]

Godfrey himself being a demigod after marrying into family and drinking of the erdtrees divine sap

[green yew]

So who banished godfrey

[gloomy adder]

Marika

[nova matrix]

Yes drinking the sap is probably a euphemism

[serene sphinx]

His god wife 😭

[nova matrix]

[green yew]

Who is marika

[green yew]

Oh that is marika

[soft osprey]

idk

[gloomy adder]

Current vessel of the greater will.

[nova matrix]

Marikas a bit of a girl boss like that

[green yew]

Why tf did she banish him

[nova matrix]

His usefulness was at an end

The last worthy foe was vanquished and he had nought left to do

So he and the tarnished were banished to be recalled later on after the shattering

[gloomy adder]

She dumped him for an emotionally unstable redhead

[nova matrix]

That redhead is also herself

[green yew]

So she would banish him? Nonsense
She only sees him as an asset and doesn't love him
What a ho

[gloomy adder]

Some weird dbz fusion dance

[serene sphinx]

And just so you know we have many emotionally unstable redheads in the royal family

[green yew]

Marika is for the streets

[green yew]

And who was that redhead

[serene sphinx]

Marika is for the war criminal trials 💔💔

[nova matrix]

Little bit, but we try not to indulge the fact since it takes two seconds and one wild person to take it and run straight into unapologetic misogyn. We have a ton of other reasons to call her bad anyway

[gloomy adder]

Radagon

[nova matrix]

She tosses her kids into the sewer lol

"They're ugly i dont want them"

"Bring me another"

[gloomy adder]

I forgot: who was marika’s kids again?

[serene sphinx]

Not to mention several genocides

[green yew]

This marika is so evil
Even worse than Homelander

[nova matrix]

The fact its not just one

[serene sphinx]

Oh boy

[green yew]

So Radagon was marika's husband

[serene sphinx]

I'm going to sleep have fun explaining y'all

[gloomy adder]

You should see her kids

[nova matrix]

Potentially, marika at least had good intentions gone horribly wrong, homelander is just an ego harmed attention hog with laser vision

[green yew]

Who are her kids

[gloomy adder]

Second husband after Godfrey

[nova matrix]

I dont think he has any good intention in his body

He laser beamed his way out of his mothers womb

Straight doom guy style

If that aint satanic idk what is

[green yew]

Are you watching season 5?

[nova matrix]

Nah, I stopped watching a long time ago

[thorn vortex]

And Marika

[nova matrix]

I dont think I liked how starlight was handled

She's so back and forth on her power level

Either god of light incarnate or a flashlight

[green yew]

She's ass

[nova matrix]

She should get a gun

[gloomy adder]

(bio kids) mohg, morgott, Godwyn, Melina, Messmer, Miquella and Malenia

[nova matrix]

The battlefield 3 special, hit 'em with the flashlight and then pew pew

[green yew]

Melina?? MELINA??
bro Melina is Tarnished's girlfriend

Who gave me the torrent

[nova matrix]

She's also a daughter of marika in some manner

Its likely she's a shed aspect

Born of just herself

[green yew]

Damn does marika know her daughter is helping me

[nova matrix]

Marika is also helping you

The golden lines you see on the map are the guidance of grace

It is her guiding you through the game

[green yew]

Why does marika wanna help me

[gloomy adder]

On Radagon’s side, with Rennalla, we got: Rykard, Ranni and Radahn

[nova matrix]

Because her life is hell, her order is crumbling, and she wants you to kill her and turn it over

She realized the folly and sin of trying for an eternal order

She had doubts, the cracks appeared, the early age of abundance ended

[green yew]

Oh damn the build up of the story was intriguing but from this statement I can tell the story is ass

[serene sphinx]

L take

[nova matrix]

It makes more sense when you realize she's being held prisoner by herself

[green yew]

Don't care

[nova matrix]

Which also makes no sense

But it makes sense

[green yew]

Being held prisoner by herself?
How does that work

[green yew]

Good plot and stories make sense

[nova matrix]

She's crucified with a spear in her side just like jesus was and has been for a very long time

[gloomy adder]

Also, why is Radahn the only normal offspring of Radagon?

[dire ledge]

he made die lit

[nova matrix]

Radagon her other half did it to her

[serene sphinx]

Bro is a giant what do you mean normal 💔

[green yew]

Who crucified her?
And why did I get to know about all this from you?
Why didn't the game tell me this story?

[brazen plaza]

Probably because he’s the son of him and renalla

[serene sphinx]

Because from software doesn't tell the player it's entire plotline in a single game

[gloomy adder]

Bro just wanted to ride his horse. Meanwhile Ranni slimed her cousin (?)’s soul so she could body hop into a marionette. Rykard literally just got eaten by a snake

[raven fern]

ahh, free at last

[thorn vortex]

It’s all hidden in npc dialogue and item descriptions

[serene sphinx]

It has been like this since dark souls, game will give you some hints but the main focus is the gameplay not the storyline

[thorn vortex]

How from soft games work, you think this is bad? Bloodbornes still makes no sense to me

[green yew]

That's an ass way of making games
Look at rdr2
Everything is explained

[gloomy adder]

Think of the plot like a cake. If someone gave you a slice at a time, you can digest it at your own pace. If they just gave you the whole thing, you’d feel like that fat kid from Matilda

[serene sphinx]

If you are curious enough about the story you'll have to dig it up by yourself

[serene sphinx]

Because rdr2 is a story based game, you are comparing two very distinct styles when it comes to game design

Look at risk of rain as an example, a very curious story without any storytelling

The main focus is the gameplay

[green yew]

Im saying that elden ring would've been a greater game if it had many cutscenes explaining everything

Story progression

[gloomy adder]

The starting intro explained the shattering

And how radagon was marika

[serene sphinx]

Yes it would, but the best part about from software games is that the fanbase shares their theories together, just like how we explained it to you

It has a strong sense of community identity

[gloomy adder]

It's designed in a way to make you talk about it with others

[green yew]

No they should explained everything like this :
Long ago in a medeival period
There were demigods
Marika was this, Godfrey was that
Radagon was this

[serene sphinx]

Taking that away means losing your core player base's community engagement

[outer gate]

I BLEW UP MY GOT DAMN FARM

[gloomy adder]

Critical thinking

[gloomy adder]

Damn

[atomic tapir]

RIP luck farm 2025-2026 😔

[green yew]

You don't teach a student entire calculus without teaching him algebra

[serene sphinx]

Media literacy can't be that hard bro 💔

[green yew]

Yeah but I don't wanna engage with community to know the lore
The game should offer everything on a silver platter

Like rdr2 and dmc

[serene sphinx]

It is your preference i respect that

But the community is built around sharing knowledge

[gloomy adder]

It seems obvious if you watch the intro.

• You find out about how the Elden Ring was shattered by witnessing Marika slamming it with a hammer.

• You find out that Radagon is Marika when the scene shifts and Radagon is standing in the exact same position

• You find out about why Caelid is awful by watching Malenia literally nuke it

Don't skip cutscenes guys

[raven fern]

hi

[gloomy adder]

Hello

[serene sphinx]

Preach

[green yew]

Th narrator should've explained who is marika first of all

[serene sphinx]

Hello there

[raven fern]

queen

[green yew]

Queen?
Marika is for the streets

[raven fern]

what

[green yew]

She's a red flag

[chilly agate]

she's RACIST!

[raven fern]

true

[serene sphinx]

And she is a war criminal 💔

[icy spear]

Yo Who could give me rune

[raven fern]

i cant

[chilly agate]

here bro 🪙

[gloomy adder]

Environmental storytelling. A normal player will look at a stake of Marika and think “hmm, she must be important.”

[icy spear]

@chilly agate ty

[chilly agate]

np man

[serene sphinx]

Mohgwyn palace

[green yew]

Yes that's what I also thought

[icy spear]

@serene sphinx i cant

[serene sphinx]

Why not

[chilly agate]

don't u need a max level weapon to pick up stuff from other people?

[serene sphinx]

You are invited, lord Mohg awaits

[gloomy adder]

I assume you also made it to at least 1 church of Marika?

[gloomy adder]

That only applies to other maxed weapons

[chilly agate]

ohh, that makes more sense

[jovial niche]

happy 420!!!

[chilly agate]

damn didnt even realize

[jovial niche]

🙆‍♂️
👖

[green yew]

Yes and jus outside that church stands a troll
It's called 3rd church of marika

[chilly agate]

what boss are you on?

[serene sphinx]

It was yesterday for me

[gloomy adder]

Marika must be an important figure if both a church and a mechanic are named after her

[mighty fractal]

hi luigi bros

it me mario

[green yew]

Red wolf of the champion
Idk why he calls himself the champion
It hurts my ego

[green yew]

Obviously bro

[chilly agate]

nah bro like main boss, like margit

[green yew]

Killed him twice
He was nothing
I laid his foolish ambitions to rest

[serene sphinx]

you are getting somewhere 🙏🏻

[mighty fractal]

is marika good or evil? every time i sit by the campfire and see her statue, a story about her comes to mind

[chilly agate]

ohh youre on the draconic tree sentinel?

[gloomy adder]

That's a completely optional boss btw

[chilly agate]

technically margit is a optional boss too lol

[serene sphinx]

Wanted to be good, did some reallly evil things in the process, now wants to end it all

[molten lichen]

Margit is also optional

[green yew]

So what i learned today is that:
Souls game story is ass, th most ass, only gameplay is good, no efforts in the story

Marika is for the streets

[gloomy adder]

I dunno myself. All I know is that she got crucified and she broke the elden ring

[molten lichen]

You can run around Margit

[green yew]

Killed him on the first try

[mighty fractal]

🤔

[chilly agate]

hes ez

[jovial niche]

nintendo owes our azz an apology for delayin the DLC, don't forget

[mighty fractal]

okay

[serene sphinx]

Evil in my eyes, but it can change with perspective

[vast fulcrum]

hey

[chilly agate]

larp alarm

[gloomy adder]

The next boss is the Godfrey illusion

[green yew]

Ofc
Nothing is hard for me

[chilly agate]

🗿

[vast fulcrum]

wild

[green yew]

Idk about that
But i killed a clone of Margit in altus

He said "I see thee Tarnished" mf was tryna be slick with me

I put his foolish ambitions to rest

[chilly agate]

whats ur build

[green yew]

Nothing is optional bro
You must explore everything in a game

[dusk raptor]

Try finger

[green yew]

6 ft tall
Lean muscular
Sharp jawline
Undercut hair style

[chilly agate]

same

[green yew]

Liar

[chilly agate]

whats ur elden ring build tho

[green yew]

I'm a samurai

[meager forum]

i finally got the albunauric woman chestplate

[mighty fractal]

samurai

[gloomy adder]

Good for you

[chilly agate]

nah bro @blissful apex can vouch for me

[modern vector]

LMAO

[meager forum]

thxxx

[meager forum]

ranni is that u

[atomic tapir]

Nah I’m over here

[chilly agate]

right here bro

we all ranni

[green yew]

Also a deep voice btw

[cedar matrix]

@teal geode

[chilly agate]

how many bands u got tho

[gloomy adder]

I wish St, Trina did more than snooze at the bottom of a ravine

[serene sphinx]

The great eeper

[modern vector]

yeah.

[modern vector]

XD

[cedar matrix]

thus me but in hs gay

[gloomy adder]

Talking ‘bout some “make Miquella stop” whilst she hasn't moved a muscle since the mohg alligations

[green yew]

Anyways guys imma sleep now and put my wise ambitions to a halt

[calm pumice]

can anyone rune drop

[narrow orbit]

Trina can't move a muscle considering she's rooted to the floor

[green yew]

Good night

[gloomy adder]

Plant pot

[serene sphinx]

At least she said something

I was waiting for anything about Godwyn

[narrow orbit]

Godwyn's story is concluded in the base game

We did get the death knights

[serene sphinx]

I know but... You know... Something...

[narrow orbit]

We did get something

[flint halo]

They officially cast the actor who's gonna play the tarnished in the Elden ring movie

[chilly agate]

is it chris pratt

[serene sphinx]

Are they going with the tarnished storyline or the Golden Order family?

[narrow orbit]

We don't know

[serene sphinx]

Oh god please no

[chilly agate]

that'd be funny as hell though

[narrow orbit]

It's not

[teal geode]

[tepid rose]

Need someone to carry a friend and I nightaspect for undertaker remembrance

[flint halo]

Kit Connor

[atomic tapir]

Best, more like not the best

[steep moss]

crisp rat

[hardy drift]

who else

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Best

[supple jay]

[inner flint]

anya taylor joy should play rya

[thorn vortex]

The guy that played Paddington bear I think

[chilly agate]

give image perms, please

[hardy drift]

😭✌️

[round hare]

Meanwhile Nolan's protein tubes with that white sauce: 🍝

[steep moss]

[rare cave]

Is there actually gonna be an Elden ring movie 💀 live action to

That will be atrocious if it’s real

[chilly agate]

fr i think so too

[steep moss]

in 2028 yes

[chilly agate]

are they only given to mods and server boosters?

[craggy phoenix]

Not 2027?

Oooof

One of my most anticipated movie

[chilly agate]

only 2 years, not that crazy

[craggy phoenix]

I could die seven times by then

[inner flint]

all the pictures for jefferson hall he has a lot of hair but i feel like if he shaved hed be a spot on patches

so i think thats who he'll be

[tough condor]

same

[steep moss]

mods and experts i believe, for your image purposes users are to use #media-and-links

[ebon forge]

dad server

[dire ledge]

hello im jai

[mighty fractal]

hello i am aqua

[dire ledge]

who dissss

[mighty fractal]

aqua boss

[dire ledge]

why u the boss

im just a small bee

[mighty fractal]

i am dangerous

big boss aqua

[feral jewel]

Hi

[mighty fractal]

and i am, Optimus Prime

auto bots

[craggy phoenix]

Right? Haha

But yeah I really wanted to "live" Elden ring again via a different medium

[nova matrix]

Try being reborn as a goldfish

[craggy phoenix]

Ecxoerience I mean

[inner flint]

i for one am extremely happy its going to be 2 years

[craggy phoenix]

I'll do my best

[nova matrix]

Then you can live elden ring through the water

[inner flint]

they only just started production, any earlier would be rushing it

[craggy phoenix]

No kidding I'd love a water themed soulslike

[inner flint]

pirate soulslike with bloodborne gameplay would go crazy

[nova matrix]

Someone did this with crabs

[craggy phoenix]

Exactly !

[craggy phoenix]

It's lighter

In every sense of the word

[nova matrix]

It weighs less

[craggy phoenix]

Not this one no

[nova matrix]

On the scales of justice

[craggy phoenix]

Ah perhaps this one yes

XD

[half moss]

Hey guys

[craggy phoenix]

But fromsoft games draw you in , I mean it's a very... at times it can be a visceral experience

[half moss]

New to the game, keep getting my ass handed to me

If there's some experienced player out there who is able to give me some pointers on how to stop getting destroyed, I'd very much appreciate 🙏🏼

[atomic tapir]

Lvl your vigor

[gray smelt]

It's gonna be abysmal

[half moss]

Working towards it, but it's just the combat that I feel hasn't clicked for me yet

[atomic tapir]

Roll into attacks not away from them

You can also roll left and right,

[chilly agate]

very good tip, most attacks will hit u if u roll away from them

[atomic tapir]

Most bosses have some if not a lot of attacks you can strafe instead of roll

Same as jumping

[harsh wharf]

You've totally been watching my advice and repeating it mhm mhm

✨

[atomic tapir]

Judge the only “advice” I’ve seen you give is to do with feet

Is you Miyazaki?

[chilly agate]

Tarantino?!

[harsh wharf]

Perchance
I don't remember anything about feet
Maybe it happens too often to be memorable I dunno

[atomic tapir]

🔥

[cedar matrix]

bro

[limber lagoon]

anyone got tips for bloodborne?

[sour lagoon]

This park feels almost supernatural

[finite pelican]

I want my first ever cosplay to be dung eater

[nova matrix]

As always, level your health first. Lean into gun parrys and charged attacks

Fire is effective against beasts

[sour lagoon]

One of the states
Last remaining old historical parks

[nova matrix]

Bloodtinge and arcane are niche for you as a starting player, plan on the other two damage stats

These two arent bad, but they want specific things to function

[sour lagoon]

Just me and my dog

[nova matrix]

Eventually you'll need to scrounge up blood vials and bullets, you can buy them but you can also run down the starting level to farm a bunch since they drop like candy there

[limber lagoon]

whatsd the best right hand weapon

[molten lichen]

Do people play with mouse and keyboard

[limber lagoon]

saw cleaver?

[nova matrix]

Saw cleaver and saw spear are going to be very good for a very long time yea

[worn wigeon]

Me

And only me I think

[limber lagoon]

and hunter pistol?

[nova matrix]

You can go into other things no problem, but these will see you to the end if you want

Pistol is quicker draw, blunderbuss has more things it can parry

Both have pros

[outer gate]

level vitality
upgrade your weapon
put gems on it sometimes
parrying makes a lot of things a million times easier, so make use of it

[nova matrix]

Yea spam the hell out of parry

[limber lagoon]

yeah i heard to parry as often as you can

get rly good at it

wheres that thing u can get to awaken the doll?

[nova matrix]

Be aggressive as well, the rally system and dodge system lend well to it

[outer gate]

riposte damage scales off skill for some reason, so that works out nicely for stuff like saw spear

[nova matrix]

Playing defensive is not the order of the day at all, they even call it out by giving you a wooden shield calling you a wimp in the descript

Its the only shield in the game outside dlc iirc

[steep moss]

deadass ong frfr

[nova matrix]

Theres maybe one other in base game

[pastel cove]

Guys I think IM FINALLY getting good at elden ring

I just first tried godfrey golden shade with 30 vigor

[still basalt]

Omg ironeye hybrid build is so fun

[outer gate]

But yeah either gun works
Pistol is more responsive, blunderbuss has a bigger hitbox so it can make some parries easier

I personally prefer the pistol but either works

[limber lagoon]

^

[steep moss]

sea of thieves mentioned

[nova matrix]

Just run around till you find a boss

Finding the boss will give you the thing

[outer gate]

Sea of thieves was fun for a while

[raven fern]

Bloodborne?

[outer gate]

there is like absolutely zero meta progression so I got bored after a while sadly

[pastel cove]

ALTHOUGH I was doing like 1.6k per hit to him i think thta could be it

[outer gate]

Nothing to really work towards other than cosmetics

[nova matrix]

Dont need to kill boss, only find it. You looking for insight

[steep moss]

i like the “offline” mode, where you earn like 30% loot but there’s no one to rob you :)

me and gf go on silly pirate adventures

[nova matrix]

Scholars of byrgenwerth hit them with the eyes on their brains

[pastel cove]

Actually I think closer to 2k per hit to that guy

[nova matrix]

Kos or as some say kosm

[steep moss]

i’d play pvp but my gf is butt cheeks and we get robbed everytime lmfao

[pastel cove]

id say thats respectable damaeg

[outer gate]

the little campaigns were cool

[uneven hedge]

Question:
Why do alot of Japanese pop songs always slip in some English words in their songs??
Like what is that even supposed to mean
You don't see English pop songs singing Japanese midway through the song

[nova matrix]

Because us marine bases

[limber lagoon]

is armor only cosmetic in this game?

[nova matrix]

Mostly, it helps with status and elemental damage more so iirc

[steep moss]

i think it’s something like, there’s no japanese word in relation sometimes so you have to go with the english

[molten lichen]

No but it has minimal impact

[nova matrix]

Physical damage doesnt have alot

Maybe one or two sets

[outer gate]

english was decently common and "cool"