general-discussion

[spark vine]

Idk what you’re talking about

[native stream]

On an escalator

[hazy sand]

It’s going upstairs

[native stream]

So see ya later

[hazy sand]

Bye bye

[sour lagoon]

That escalated quickly

Cya!

[spark vine]

Malardia is the best Er character, case closed

[thick void]

Male...

Maleni...

Malenion

[sour lagoon]

Idk I prefer Murika she gotta be the best one

Queen Murika

[timid tide]

I didn't realize there were so many buffs to fire, I might wanna grab the flame communion spell if theodorix's magma isn't considered fire

[hazy sand]

Marika is up there of a favourite of mine too

[timid tide]

It is

[spark vine]

Rahni is pretty cool too

[gray smelt]

muhlenia

[timid tide]

Of course it is

[sour lagoon]

Ranni best girl

[thick void]

Who

[native stream]

It defo is fire, and its one of the best dragon com spells in general

[sour lagoon]

Owl detected

[thick void]

like
Like the dude from sekiro: shadows die

[thick halo]

It’s a joke and it’s funny and surely no one would tell me I’m not funny and I should keep my mouth shut after this

[unreal stream]

crazy how your options in this game are marry a mass murderer or marry a regular murderer or BURN THE WORLD TO THE GROUND

[sour lagoon]

No, silly, Ken Kanekis mentor from Tokyo Ghoul

[pastel edge]

guys im joe swanson

[thick void]

Ohhh right right my fault g

[spark vine]

I understood the joke, it is funny, I will not tell you to shut up after this

[sour lagoon]

Or help a necromancer

[thick void]

Howdy joe, giggity

[sour lagoon]

it’s ok common mistake

[unreal stream]

i'm decently sure you're still marika's consort in that ending

[gray smelt]

crazy how your options in this game are marry a girl or marry a gay man or sit on chair

[thick void]

what chair

[spark vine]

Honestly, I wish you could do all 3

[sour lagoon]

Prove it

[narrow orbit]

Marry a gay man?

[sour lagoon]

Yea Fias ending just fixes what Ranni broke I think so u may be right

[timid tide]

Talisman of the Dread, Flock's Canvas, Fire Scorpion, Blue Dancer, Flame Cracked Tear, Golden Vow, Flame Grant Me Strength, and Rock Dragon Heart combined for 400 morbillion damage

[narrow orbit]

Ranni didn't break that

[sour lagoon]

Oh?

[narrow orbit]

TWLID existed before Ranni

[native stream]

Blue dancer wont do anything for theo magma so you could throw on roar medallion instead

[gray smelt]

the elden lord chair in that ending

[spark vine]

I wish you could be a bird in elden ring

[sour lagoon]

I thought it had something to do with destined death which she did take, right

[timid tide]

Wait I'm stupid, I've been running blue dancer all this time thinking it was actually making my spells that much stronger when its phys only, thank you so much

[native stream]

[stable blaze]

Caria Manor anyone?

[spark vine]

Holy guac.

[native stream]

It does make any phys spells stronger! But yes

[narrow orbit]

That's for Godwyn specifically but that's another story
The issue is how the Golden Order treated TWLID but that isn't exactly Ranni's fault

[umbral basin]

can you guys flame 40sci pls he said the games bad

[sour lagoon]

Is treating the undead poorly a bad thing

[unreal stream]

you restore the elden ring
i'm decently confident you can't restore the elden ring without becoming marika's consort, full stop, since she's its vessel

[sour lagoon]

As someone who was once undead himself

[narrow orbit]

Yes. The point is that they are still people

[spark vine]

Elden Ring isn’t bad cuz I said so, case closed

[umbral basin]

thank you

[thick halo]

Wish I could fly as a bird in er

[native stream]

Allegory for real world discrimation and anti-puritism

[narrow orbit]

Yes she is the vessel and you do become her consort. However, she is dead

[spark vine]

Same

[timid tide]

True, so Roar Talisman, Flock's Canvas, Blue Dancer, and Godfrey Icon with Spiked Cracked Tear, Golden Vow, and FGMS for 500 trillion damage with greyoll's roar

[sour lagoon]

So someone takes marikas place, is it one of her daughters?

[narrow orbit]

Ranni can in her ending. Miquella tries but we kill him
Malenia doesn't really want to but she's getting closer

[native stream]

Assuming it is chargeable yes, I dont remember if it is

Spiked cracked also wont do anything regardless

Doesnt affect spells

[sour lagoon]

What if melina burns herself so you don’t become her consort

[sick storm]

👎

the bird that does nothing

[native stream]

Shes known her purpose is to be a kindling maiden long before meeting us so I dont think thats the case

[spark vine]

I heard he can fly!

[hazy sand]

Poor bird

Right time to play some more hitman

[native stream]

Garner you with silk like a spidah 🕷️

[timid tide]

I genuinely thought it would, unfortunate

[honest quiver]

What did u guys eat for breakfast

[timid tide]

Seems like Magma is the most easy type of damage to buff, that being said

[inner gyro]

If the Knicks ever win a championship, the whole area of Manhattan will be littered with trash, The Madison Square Garden Arena will be partially destroyed, the traffic will be so bad that they have to block off half of the streets so that people can get home safely. There will be crowds so large that there might be a few casualties. And finally, fans will be interviewed saying the most outlandish things imaginable.

[native stream]

Definitely part of why Theo's magma is so great yeah

[timid tide]

I mean it's just fire but you can also get 15% from Talisman of the Dread

[timid helm]

Wigor is red or green bc im dumb af

[timid tide]

I forget if it has a physical element but regardless FGMS is a straight 20% buff to the damage it does

[sour lagoon]

Red

[spark vine]

Average ny weekend

[native stream]

20% for 30 seconds to both fire and physical

[sour lagoon]

Green is stamina/endurance

[sour lagoon]

Blue is mana/fp/mind

[timid tide]

Yeah, I just forget if Theo's has phys damage and fire, or if its just fire

[native stream]

Just fire

[timid tide]

Honestly even better, only goes through damage resistance once and gets the full buff of fire buffs

[native stream]

The only magma attack that isnt pure fire is one of Bayle's spells iirc

[timid tide]

Gotta be the roar

[sour lagoon]

Ig now I can eat my dinner from last night

[timid tide]

I got Bayle's Fire Lightning, which is the claw strike that does like a million damage

[native stream]

The roar that roar medallion doesnt work on because FS are silly

[sour lagoon]

Time for a nice bath soak and battlestar galactica

[floral arch]

Hello I want to trade on Elden Ring, looking for Godskin Peeler drop. I linked my Steam with Discord. What do I do next

[inner gyro]

If the Atlanta Hawks wins a championship, everything is getting shutdown I know that for a fact.

[timid tide]

Damn you fromsoft, this is why I took flame lightning

[native stream]

Go to #trading-gateway then #pc-trading-chat

[sour lagoon]

We’re a lot like that reptilian race that created the cylons, the cylons

[timid tide]

With all my buffs active, BFL does like 5k in the lands between, which means it could do over 10k with scadutree maxxed?

[sour lagoon]

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

[timid tide]

Being able to cast that three times a flask, paired with it actually having one of the better ranges of the direct strike communions honestly makes it one of my favorite incantations

[crisp idol]

I heard about some tarnished version coming to Elden ring can someone shed some insight?

[sour lagoon]

Ds1 is best game, no fp just attunement slots

[narrow orbit]

It's mostly just a switch 2 edition that will include some additional stuff like new weapons, armour ,2 new classes and torrent customisation

[sour lagoon]

Bloodborne referenced

[narrow orbit]

DS2 does that better

[sour lagoon]

Does it? Idr there being a number of casts/spell attuned

[narrow orbit]

There is and you can restore spells with items

[sour lagoon]

I hardly played after getting stuck in the gutter

😭

One of these days I may come back and say dark souls 2 is the best game

[spark vine]

DS2 great game, it has cool spells

Ds3 ok

[sick storm]

remember chat

dark souls is a dish best served 2

[thick void]

kings field 2 best game

[gleaming fog]

Ktos z polski? Potrzebuje kilku porad

[sour lagoon]

The lady accidentally took my bergamot oil when we separated gahhh

[gray smelt]

One of these days I may come back and say elden ring is the best game

[sour lagoon]

Never

[spark vine]

Best game is

Game best is

[sour lagoon]

Best game is Bloodborne

Nuff said

Best souls is either 1 or 2

Destiny 2>Sekiro

[sick storm]

😹

[sour lagoon]

Did I say destiny 2? I meant dark souls 3

[sick storm]

slop 2 vs slop 3

[arctic frost]

It's okay, it's easy to mix up Destiny 2 and Dark Souls 3

[sour lagoon]

So easy

It’s ok I left Sekiro for destiny 2 forsaken it was worth it

[tired forge]

the best game is actually roblox escape mcdonald's obby

[sour lagoon]

At the time

What u know about the mighty kids meal hot wheels game

[arctic frost]

If you played 3 hours of Sekiro, you've seen it all. Parry slop rhythm game.

[agile bloom]

i killed melania in under 3h🥹🥹🥹

[late breach]

Achoo

[sour lagoon]

But you’re ninja Batman

[late breach]

Chat im gonna turn 18 in 8 days. Any tips?

[arctic frost]

Melania, from the hit movie Melania?

[tired forge]

it won't really change anything anyway

[unreal stream]

politics in my slopsouls server? how queer...

[sour lagoon]

If you’re a lady go become a hermit for 10 years and if you’re a dude go to college

[unreal stream]

i for one think pontiff sulyvahn should abdicate the throne

[late breach]

I will go to college

[spark vine]

protect queer art

[tired forge]

hot take but Gwyndolin was a better ruler, we need to bring back his dynasty

[sour lagoon]

Proud of you, kid

For what?

[late breach]

Thanks sir

[boreal crest]

do i hate to kill the gargoyle everytime i go to battle the golden thingy of godfrey?

[late breach]

Idek 😭

[tired forge]

you can skip the gargoyle

[arctic frost]

No

[late breach]

No you can just skip it

[sour lagoon]

It do be like that go get a degree in accounting

Or learn a trade

[sour lagoon]

You capture it with a pokeball

[narrow orbit]

Which gargoyle are we talking about? the one in Leyndell? you can respawn at the stake of Marika right next to the arena

[sour lagoon]

Ye the gargoyle by one of the capital ramparts and above roundtable hold

On the way up to Godfrey

[spark saddle]

Why do I die in like 1 hits

In elden ring shadow of erd tree

[narrow orbit]

Low vigour

[fleet pond]

What's your vig

[sour lagoon]

Vigor check, where are you and what is your vigor

[narrow orbit]

Low scadutree blessings

[spark saddle]

It's 52 ig

[narrow orbit]

And maybe something that makes you take extra damage

[fleet pond]

Get 60

[boreal crest]

acc?

[spark saddle]

Oh

I'm lvl 231

[sour lagoon]

Lvl 231 with 52 vig

[fleet pond]

What talisman do you have?

[sour lagoon]

[tired forge]

get to 60 vigour

[sour lagoon]

It’s ok across all souls games the vigor min is different

[spark saddle]

Radagon , dex , strength , and one I forgot

[spark saddle]

Aightt

[arctic frost]

Get rid of the soreseal

[spark saddle]

Aight man

[sour lagoon]

It’s like 40 in ds1 I think and 47 in bb I I believe

[gray smelt]

get 70 vig

[tired forge]

remove radagon's soreseal if you have it

it's not worth it

[spark saddle]

But why am I getting drilled by NPCs literally in erdtree

[sour lagoon]

Don’t

[fleet pond]

Get rid of radagon and dex and strength are stats not talismans

[sour lagoon]

Stay at 60 vigor there is no vitgouge here

[tired forge]

the heirlooms that increase these stats ig

[spark saddle]

No I meant heirlooms

[tired forge]

prosthetic and starscourge

[crisp idol]

How will we acquire this version?

[gray smelt]

yeah actually let's minus 3

[sour lagoon]

Can’t u beat the game at 45 vigor? Before sote

[narrow orbit]

It says "additional content sold seperately on other platforms"

[fleet pond]

Replace prosthetic heirloom with Millicent's prostheses it's just better

[gray smelt]

its going to be

[spark saddle]

Also and am I doing something wrong cuz I just started erdtree and within half an hour im at the second boss ( defeated that lion one )

[arctic frost]

DLC enemies have much higher stats and a separate power system for player with Scadutree blessings, yours is probably low.
Radagon's soreseal increases your damage taken and you have no other dmg mitigation talismans. Can go for a bit more vigor too.

[tired forge]

can beat at min vigour, it's just better to reach the hp increase softcap which is at 60 vigour

[spark saddle]

Ahhh okkk bro

[gray smelt]

what is 70 minus 3 equal again?

[crisp idol]

So if I drop one of those tarnished weapons for you and will you be able to pick it up even if you didn’t buy the expansions

[tired forge]

42

[sour lagoon]

69

[spark saddle]

???

[narrow orbit]

Probably

[crisp idol]

Hmmm

Do you see a price for that because I’m not seeing anything on my end

[sour lagoon]

It’s way past time for me to bathe

[tulip tusk]

damn i get it suomi mania

[hidden spruce]

whats the best way to defeat godfrey ive been tring to beat him for about a week now and i just cant

[spark saddle]

For me it was quick attacking weapons like daggers so that you get close to him and give shots

[pseudo zenith]

damn i get it suomi mania

[sour lagoon]

Wait so tarnished edition is not gonna include all that stuff for non switch players?

[gray smelt]

shame

[narrow orbit]

Tarnished edition might not even release on other platforms, the additional content will that's for sure

[arctic frost]

FromSoft selling horse armor dlc in big 26

[sour lagoon]

Ohh

[crisp idol]

Wait so it’s only on switch?

[narrow orbit]

The edition itself, yes
The stuff it adds will be added on other platforms

[boreal crest]

godfrey is so hard

[hidden spruce]

i build up moon veil and i try get close to light attack and it doeswnt do enough damage

[sour lagoon]

Better be a free upgrade for sote owners

And a bundled discount for base game+dlc

[gray smelt]

From Software? more like In Program

[arctic frost]

Nah, FromSoft completely shifting focus to Switch 2 from now on and making sure to build an audience there

Get them cozy gamers on Souls hype

[thick void]

is elden ring tarnished edition out

[arctic frost]

No

[thick void]

is elden ring 2 out

[narrow orbit]

Tarnished edition already costs as much as the game and DLC together on switch

[narrow orbit]

Pre orders are

[arctic frost]

Yes, it's called Elden Ring Nightreign

[thick void]

is it on pc

[boreal crest]

whats elden ring tarnished edition

[narrow orbit]

No the pre orders are for the switch only

[thick void]

also is the tarnished edition
js straight up lowk fan service

[arctic frost]

I wish

[narrow orbit]

It's a port with some additional stuff

[sour lagoon]

Torrent skins, new weapons, new armor

[thick void]

additional stuff being fan service

[karmic monolith]

i read that so wrong...

[late pasture]

His 2nd phase is a bit annoying

[narrow orbit]

Maybe

[boreal crest]

oh idk i havent reached it

[narrow orbit]

Still it's pretty cool

[thick void]

will it ever be on pc

[karmic monolith]

from soft doesnt deal in fan service like marvel rivals or ow

[late pasture]

You must have seen that attack where he pounds on the ground, creates a trail of debris, and follows it up an explosion. That's a good window to attack

[sour lagoon]

Bears.Beets.Battlestar Galactica.

[thick void]

their methods are completely different
one thirst baits another nostalgia baits

[arctic frost]

True

[narrow orbit]

As I said many times between the last 5 minutes
We will get its additions on the other platforms, but probably not the edition itself

[late pasture]

Btw, is dark souls verse more powerful than the verse in elden ring? If you compare the lore

[karmic monolith]

its not even thirst bait for netease atp its just a scheme to empty the wallets of online perverts

[sour lagoon]

Dark souls is more powerful than dragon ball but is it more powerful than sailor moon

[narrow orbit]

If you compare the lore you can't even make that comparisson
Fromsoftware narratives never operate on linear power systems

[sick storm]

it's not thirst bait it's just thirst bait

[karmic monolith]

that somehow makes more sense then it should

[thick void]

Ah, i see. Thank you kind person
also will it ever be on pc?

[boreal crest]

are my stats good for godfrey golden shade thingy? #community-help

[sour lagoon]

Somewhat cringe

[narrow orbit]

They're okay

[boreal crest]

k

that means bad or good

[karmic monolith]

up endurance a little

[narrow orbit]

It means okay
It means not bad

[arctic frost]

I stg if that was just posted because of lvl 67...

[boreal crest]

nope

didnt notice

[arctic frost]

Okay good

[karmic monolith]

anyways your current level is a bit too low for godfrey imo

[arctic frost]

Could be a little higher lvl

[karmic monolith]

you should be around 80 realistictluy atleast

[boreal crest]

and what should i upgrade?

[arctic frost]

You fighting Godfrey's shade, right?

[karmic monolith]

endurance a little bit of dex and health

[boreal crest]

the yellow one

[stable blaze]

Windmill Village anyone?

[karmic monolith]

oh so you wont get the second phase thats later in the real godfrey fight

[boreal crest]

ohh

[karmic monolith]

dominula?

[stable blaze]

Ye

[karmic monolith]

what about it

[stable blaze]

The boss

[karmic monolith]

well for the godskin apostle i would say be on alert on his body lengthening attacks and the spin sword ones

keep an eye out for those and just avoid it

and it should work outy fine

[desert ivy]

Im in the altus plateau and I still have the uchigatana- should I upgrade?

[stable blaze]

Right, I’m askin if anyone would like to fight him with me

[karmic monolith]

uchigatana can still carry you, but id suggest go on a little talisman and level optimization

[narrow orbit]

Try #pc-co-op

[stable blaze]

My fault, I thought I was in “pc-co-op”

[narrow orbit]

It's okay!!

[karmic monolith]

mb i didnt knew this channel existed

[desert ivy]

Aight my uchigatana is +7 and I have dragon crest, winged sword and spelldrake talismans

[karmic monolith]

switch spelldrake talisman with something like erdtrees favour or two headed turtle talisman

[spare spear]

U can carry uchi to endgame ngl

[haughty oxide]

Does anyone know how to get to consort radon

[scenic lake]

dlc

[haughty oxide]

I have the DLC I just don't know where he is

[scenic lake]

enir ilim

[narrow orbit]

In the final area of the dlc

[desert ivy]

And how do I get that.....

[karmic monolith]

scarlet bud boss near the rot ruins at the top fight it and proceed forward and burn the tree sapling with messmer flame

[haughty oxide]

Ok ty

[karmic monolith]

youtube

[haughty oxide]

K

[desert ivy]

Aight

[boreal crest]

guys the guy with the cone helmet isnt at the second church of marika but i helped him defeat the guy at raya lucaria did i do something wrong?

i killed a weird noble that had alot of bleed tho

[pallid jasper]

Yo lowk tysm I couldn’t have finished the game without ur help the armor helped a lot

[narrow orbit]

Maybe he still has stuff to say in Liurnia

[boreal crest]

k let me check

[karmic monolith]

alsofor erdtrees favour there are still 3 variations so check out which one you can access at your sitaution rn if you go for that other wise turtle talisman is also considered one of the best out there

[gusty locust]

i just beat pcr

i spent way too much time fighting that boss man

[karmic monolith]

ggs put up sekiro now

[gusty locust]

cant

i gotta kill malenia

[boreal crest]

yup he had stuff to say

[karmic monolith]

malenia will take you less deaths but she will also make u switch your fighting style as opposed to pcr

[gusty locust]

always make sure you finish all them lines till they start repeating fr

[gusty locust]

yeah that makes sense

[kind quail]

My nitro gone

[gusty locust]

damn

[kind quail]

[gusty locust]

[boreal crest]

shes just spamming a dragon head wtf

[soft kite]

is lvl 64 for astel underlevelled? i am STRUGGLING on him idk what is up with it, some of his moves just feel completely undodgeable

[karmic monolith]

[gusty locust]

who are you fighting?

[boreal crest]

violet finger

[karmic monolith]

it is underlevelled

[gusty locust]

hm, dont think i fought them before

[boreal crest]

cone head's questline

[gusty locust]

you should be able to dodge everything other then the 3 part gravity slam

i suck at dodging it

[karmic monolith]

let cone head guy get first hit and aggro her then punish her from other side

[soft kite]

thats the one i struggle with, or theres the one where he slams then lifts u up and it justs obliterates my bar if i mess it up

[gusty locust]

ah yeah i dont think i did that quest this run

[gusty locust]

you can run out of range, he doesnt cover the whole arena

[soft kite]

i see, thank you

[karmic monolith]

u can also pop a tear that protects you from attacks

[gusty locust]

no problem

[karmic monolith]

opaline bubble tear @soft kite try this in the fight

[soft kite]

okay i will, thanks

[boreal crest]

that was easy

[slim hollow]

what happens if i kill hoslow

does bad stuff happen

[nova matrix]

Ok mid 2000's marketing firm

[boreal crest]

wdym get first hit? i fought her solo could u spawn him?

[karmic monolith]

im pretty sure yes cz this fight is a 2 v 1

[boreal crest]

oh

idk i couldnt find him

[karmic monolith]

i think its one of those fights where he will appear after u can get her down to a certain helth

[boreal crest]

never appeared for me

btw whats the fastest way to make around 150k

runes

[karmic monolith]

theres a rune farm ahead that gives 70k runes per min but u need to reach mohgwyn palace for it

[boreal crest]

whats that

[native stream]

Rune farming not worth the effort twin

[karmic monolith]

all other farms can generate like 10k per minute by killing 2k rune mobs

[boreal crest]

i just need it for the requirements of the nagakiba

[still basalt]

Oh the bird method

[boreal crest]

the old dragon in caelus or wtv?

[karmic monolith]

u should be able to get it rn you can go to yt for the full guide to reach there, basically rememebr varre?

[still basalt]

No

[native stream]

You meet said requirements twin

[karmic monolith]

no talking about albanauric thats easier

[native stream]

Just 2 hand the sword

[boreal crest]

the white mask?

[boreal crest]

attribute scaling elden ring wiki guide 18Scaling
Str D
Dex C
attributes required elden ring wiki guide 18Requires
Str 18
Dex 22

str for me is like 11

[still basalt]

Ngl he’ll need the relic sword for that it can be easy

[native stream]

So you need literally one more point in str to wield it lol, that doesnt require a farm that requires a quick dungeon dive

Str is multiplied by 1,5x when a weapon is held in 2 hands

[karmic monolith]

yeah after getting two great runes go to first grace and you will see he has moved, go to church of roses in the middle of big lake in liurnia and do his quest you can go to yt to look up the details

[native stream]

12*1,5=18
Voila, problem solved

[boreal crest]

i wanna dual wield 🙁

[native stream]

No watching paint dry necessary

[karmic monolith]

great knights halberd with frost attunement does a similar good job

[boreal crest]

cool looking

[still basalt]

Yes

[still basalt]

U got alot of endurance?

[karmic monolith]

12

[boreal crest]

yeah

12 is alot

[still basalt]

SON😭

[native stream]

Dont rlly a crazy amount in general

[boreal crest]

but it looks cool

[native stream]

So long as he's medium load its fine

[karmic monolith]

for dual wield its really less

[boreal crest]

what should it be?

[native stream]

Its fine where it is

[karmic monolith]

18 above with two turtle talisman

[still basalt]

What level are u?

[boreal crest]

67 🫲

[native stream]

If you need more you can get more later

[karmic monolith]

6 7

[digital void]

Save me gang

[still basalt]

Are userious???

[boreal crest]

yuh

[digital void]

Work is killing

[native stream]

Let me just make a spread quickly

This is gonna annoy me otherwise

[boreal crest]

quit your job

[still basalt]

So ur in Altus plateau?

[karmic monolith]

id suggest go explore tbh if you already reached yellow shade godfrey that means there are a lot of other areas and dungeons that you should have explored by now

i would suggest start with sofia waterwell

[still basalt]

Like the sewers

[karmic monolith]

you wouldnt need rune farms if pure exploring

[boreal crest]

nah

thats for losers

[karmic monolith]

nah leyndell sewers are still brutal at 67 he should go to the minor castles etc

[slate shell]

Which souls game should I do after platinum ds3 and elden ring twice ?

[boreal crest]

6 7

[still basalt]

Uhh so ur lvl 67 in liurnia of the lakes?

[still basalt]

True

[slate shell]

GET OU-

[karmic monolith]

there are plenty of dungeons you should explore them good stuff there

[slate shell]

So?

[still basalt]

Ds1

[karmic monolith]

ds1 bloodborne sekiro

[slate shell]

Ye waiting for ds1 to be on sale, should I go for ds2 and demon soul?

[still basalt]

Sure why not

[karmic monolith]

ds2 stick to the franchise to keep relevance

[digital void]

Gimme money?

[karmic monolith]

i hate it how brainrot has changed my way of number pronunciation, i now call 67 as six seven instead of sixty seven

[celest remnant]

@slate shell Neither buy caves of qud

[still basalt]

Cooked

[boreal crest]

nah

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/caves-of-qud-by-the-nine-i'm-tweakin-gif-11452157224986213366

[boreal crest]

siz seveen

[slate shell]

What’s that

[digital void]

I keep job then

[still basalt]

Wait guys who yall think is a better boss fight? Radahn or dreglord?

[celest remnant]

An open world "turn based" rpg where when you move the entire world takes a turn

Plants grow, factions collude

[karmic monolith]

only right answer is Soldier of God, RIck

[celest remnant]

people die in parts of the map you aren't even in

[brazen plaza]

Is there a good place to ask for Nightreign advice

[still basalt]

😭🙏

[celest remnant]

#community-help-nightreign

[brazen plaza]

Oh

Duh lol

[slate shell]

Good thing I ain’t on turn based games, souls like are my fav for the challenges they give

[native stream]

If only they were hard

[celest remnant]

You'll notice I put quotes around turn based

it is not what you think

[slate shell]

I think ima go for ds1 and after it bloodborne or ds2

[karmic monolith]

e33 should change your mind

[still basalt]

Go for ds2 after ds1

[slate shell]

Hell naw, kcd 2 got robbed from French

[slate shell]

Alr

[brazen plaza]

I redownloaded it after hearing they took some of the ai crap out

[kindred meadow]

hey gng

[celest remnant]

You move freely through the world turn by turn, but everything else moves around you as a result. A fight with a kobold isn't some transition to a pokemon-style battle screen it is a fight with a kobold.

[karmic monolith]

kcd 2 was peak but silksong deserved more recognition

[frail otter]

sup

[brazen plaza]

Been itching for a good turn based rpg after dipping my toes into final fantasy tactics

[hot dome]

e33 is a horrid turn based game, 0 strategy required to beat that game, just press parry

[kindred meadow]

agreed

[karmic monolith]

doesnt crimson desert have some ai elements too

[slate shell]

By far the only turn based games I’ve played are undertale deltarune and miitopia

[potent lava]

Hi

[brazen plaza]

Wouldn’t know

Wouldn’t surprise me though

[supple jay]

Good ol ff12

[karmic monolith]

i mean final fantasy is turn based too iirc

[brazen plaza]

I like ff tactics

[slate shell]

Kcd games are great for the scenario ambience and messages they give, by far an incredible rpg

[hot dome]

yeah final fantasy is a good recommendation for turn based games

[supple jay]

Final Fantasy 12 was peak

[hot dome]

i dont like final fantasy personally but if someone asks for turn based games it would be the first one id recommend

that and persona

[celest remnant]

This is disappointing as there's way better turn based rpgs

[brazen plaza]

Does xcom count as a turn based rpg? Just a tactics one

[karmic monolith]

i wish they could remaster it, i would play it but the graphics dont make me take the game seriously

[celest remnant]

Strategy

[hot dome]

like the first ones?

[celest remnant]

xcom still great though

[brazen plaza]

Been getting my ass kicked on my xcom 2 save

Still love it tho

[karmic monolith]

and the otehr popular ones too the ff7 mmorpgs etc

as opposed to skyrim where there are upscaling mods

[brazen plaza]

I am kinda curious about that new Star Wars xcom lite game getting made by former firaxis devs

[native stream]

Logic we got an individual named something odd in the com help channel

[hot dome]

ff7 got a remaster

[karmic monolith]

persona is so peak, their music carried them so hard

[karmic monolith]

wasnt that ff10 iirc?

[hot dome]

the 1st 6 games got a pixel remaster thing just to make them playable on modern consoles

[hot dome]

you thinking of 10-2?

ff7 has like 3 games that have come out recently

[karmic monolith]

yes

[hot dome]

not really a fan of persona or the music tbf

[karmic monolith]

huh i didnt know bout this, ig ill check it out someday

[hot dome]

i can not bring myself to like lotus juice in any way

[still basalt]

Nightreign roundtable ost>>> any persona ost

[karmic monolith]

ehhh well not every game is for everyone so i respect that nonetheless

[karmic monolith]

witcher 3 ost is also very peak

and horizon zero dawn

[still basalt]

I never played it

[karmic monolith]

its so hated on

[still basalt]

I should

[hot dome]

for good reason

[vivid yarrow]

albert

[karmic monolith]

best 6 usd you will ever spend

[hot dome]

horizon zero dawn was the biggest let down for me

[still basalt]

Damn why

[hot dome]

just very incredibly boring

[karmic monolith]

from a overview it seems like that plus it got overshadowed by tears of kingdom but there is so much interconnected lore

horizon became a very good game in my eyes when i dove deep into the lore

its lore denseness rivals er in some areas

[sick storm]

fun hater

[limber lagoon]

should i do frenzied flame or the elden lord ending first

[native stream]

Denseness aint a word

You're thinking of density

[karmic monolith]

frenzied flame/ age of stars cz its one of the longest and hardest ones

[limber lagoon]

already did age of stars

[tired forge]

Seek audience with the Three Fingers

[hot dome]

remove lotus juice from all persona ost songs hes on and it will significantly improve it

[sick storm]

im like 80% sure he's only on the soundtrack for 3?

[hot dome]

frenzied flame

[karmic monolith]

contextually yes but denseness is a word too

[limber lagoon]

which one do u not have to burn the erdtree for?

[hot dome]

yeah think so

[sick storm]

oh ye he has lyric credits for the other games, but no vocals

[limber lagoon]

bc my third playthrough id like to not have that red stuff all over my screen the entire time

[sick storm]

he is credited on the best song in p5r!

[karmic monolith]

age if stars

[limber lagoon]

well unfortuenately i did burn the erdtree in that one and i already did it

[tired forge]

Frenzied Flame totally does not lead to flaming the tree

[limber lagoon]

ok so ill do the elden lord one third?

[tired forge]

You have to burn the Erdtree at the Forge with Melina, or do you?

[hot dome]

yeah i do not like his lyrics or vocals

[karmic monolith]

ohwait not as the ending in which erdtree burns

[sick storm]

hmm valid

[karmic monolith]

which games do you prefer then?

[modern mulch]

Hey guys, how do I open the grey door at stromveil castle?

[sick storm]

p5r final boss theme still so peak tho

[sleek shuttle]

Silksong

[hot dome]

just did another 112 run of hollow knight which was very fun

[limber lagoon]

like can i get either of these endings without burning the erdtree and having that fire soot all over the screen ?

[hot dome]

before that i was doing enter the gungeon

[karmic monolith]

done with silksong too?

[modern mulch]

Never mind ima bot

[hot dome]

did silksong when it released

[karmic monolith]

damn i currently have it paused at krust king khan fight, the guantlets are bruta;

[hot dome]

i remember being so excited to play it when i got back from work just to have to wait even longer for the online stores to come back up

fav game tho is mgs3

[karmic monolith]

burning erdtree at giants chalice is canon its unavoidable in every ending

[sleek shuttle]

Silksong was peak

[limber lagoon]

i didnt know that mb

[karmic monolith]

i have yet to try one of kojimas games

[hot dome]

theyre all peak

[karmic monolith]

i think maybe you will like tlou 1, just avoid 2 not worth the bother

or batman arkham series

[hot dome]

tlou was a snoozefest

batman arkham series is fire tho

[limber lagoon]

arkham series is so peak

[native stream]

I liked both tlou games personally

[hot dome]

excited to see how the new lego batman game goes

[karmic monolith]

so far your the second person ive seen with this opinion but yeah hes a major indie fan too so makes senes

[limber lagoon]

id give up a kidney for another arkham game

[karmic monolith]

gameplay is revolutionary for its era fr

[hot dome]

im not that big into indie games really, i just dont like tlou

[hazy sand]

lego batman

[hot dome]

rocksteady combat so fun

[autumn delta]

Hi

[limber lagoon]

idk if theres ever been another 3rd person action game with as iconic of hand to hand combat

like its literally perfect it feels perfect

[karmic monolith]

how about rdr2

[hot dome]

loved it

[native stream]

Sifu is pretty good

[hot dome]

people make comparisons to the witcher 3 for the combat

[hot dome]

sifu is so good but man am i bad at it

[karmic monolith]

the only thing i have against the game is that damn riddler mission, doing all th riddles is such a bs menial task

[native stream]

Its like sekiro except I actually enjoyed playing it

[hot dome]

lmaoo i dont mind stuff like that

[hazy sand]

eden speaking facts

[limber lagoon]

not even close

[karmic monolith]

sekiro but the game where you dont have to be a masochist to enjoy it

[sick storm]

tlou good but i preferred the tv show

[limber lagoon]

as someone whos completed all of the arkham games at least 3 times each i have never done the riddler trophies

[keen plover]

whats up chat

[sick storm]

gameplay didn't interest me that much, main appeal was the story

[limber lagoon]

also arkham origins is the best arkham game 😬

[hot dome]

gameplay was fine but it was the story i didnt like

[karmic monolith]

teenage me thought its gonna be easy quitted after 30 hours of puzzle finding

[native stream]

• Weapon variety because enemies use swords and whatnot
• You cant just parry everything you're forced to run away or dodge because obviously blades still do damage through your hands
• Level and boss design was fun and good
• Shortcut system especially peak
• The age gimmick was well made and incorporated well
• The story is actually pretty good and the endings felt meaningful and not overly complicated to achieve

[keen plover]

such a lovely game. i got a channel that goes in depth on how to use certain skills if you are interested

[karmic monolith]

after playing the game the show was so fun to watch bcz the producers kept so many easter eggs and refernces to the game

[hot dome]

im good lol im gonna stick to my tried and true method of bashing my head against a wall until i get good

[nimble bramble]

i mean the second option is literally a thing in sekiro aswell lol

[native stream]

Game is harder than sekiro if you ask me

[limber lagoon]

so far i just beat red wolf this is very easy

[keen plover]

i think sify was harder for me

[native stream]

I was about to get into this and decided its not worth my breath at 9pm

[karmic monolith]

i will have to play it to confirm it

[keen plover]

tried and true method, you got it

[karmic monolith]

keeping aside sifu the downfall of spiderman games need to be studied miles morales was so utter bad

[nimble bramble]

what do you want me to say to this

like ok cool. save your breath ig

[hot dome]

miles was okay but spiderman 2 was awful

not excited for how they do wolverine

[native stream]

Miles was fine, my only complaint about 2 is that its short idk

[karmic monolith]

only game i can endorse is spiderman 1

[hazy sand]

mikiri counter is just pressing one button ever 50 parries, same with the jump counter

[keen plover]

perfect deflects prevents blade damage while unarmed

[steep moss]

JOEL

[native stream]

16 hour plat is a little sad

[hazy sand]

compared to sifu where you may have to dodge mutiple attakcs

[limber lagoon]

moongrum is a harder fight then red wolf

[hexed kernel]

age gimmick?
does this game have age verification too?
💀

[nimble bramble]

wow who would've guessed that certain moves require certain counters

[karmic monolith]

it isnt even gonna release on steam anymore ever since sony decided to pull the plug with exclusives

[hazy sand]

when you die you "age" making you have less health but more damage

[native stream]

As you die you get older
Older means more damage but less health
Go over 60 and its perma game over, age saves between levels

[hazy sand]

you missed the point congrats

[native stream]

But if you beat levels at lower ages it saves the lower age over the higher age

[nimble bramble]

your point being..?

[hot dome]

i need to give sifu another go

[native stream]

So you can revisit them and beat them when youre younger to have a better chance at living future ones

[keen plover]

no better time than now

[hazy sand]

sifu is much more complex cause the moments you cant just block are more varied and have multiple options

[native stream]

Most notably you get a big red exclamation mark whenever youre meant to jump or mikiri so its pretty mindless

[hazy sand]

rather then just some enemies having a signle attack you have to press a different button for

[native stream]

You dont actually need to identify thrusts and sweeps yourself

[hazy sand]

that too

[karmic monolith]

user name would be crazy in cyberpunk

[hexed kernel]

sifu just looks like chinese gangster simulator to me

[hot dome]

its peak

[nova matrix]

I have done nothing but play a hero that pisses people off in dota 2 for 60 games now and I have achieved palpable returns

[granite portal]

What color do u think would give you the best build lowk

[karmic monolith]

yakuza but in china

[native stream]

Red, easily lol

[karmic monolith]

yakuza games man....

[hazy sand]

literally not that at all

[native stream]

Or grey

[hazy sand]

peak until kiwami 3 happened

[limber lagoon]

is it fine that im just ripping thru my first ng+ to get the ending for plat ?

[royal basin]

Sifu lowkey fun

[native stream]

Depends if your weapon needs to be the colour too or if you can cheat with weapon buffs

[sour venture]

Reminder to stay hydrated

[limber lagoon]

then the second one ill actually take my time? or is this a bad idea

[karmic monolith]

we dont talk about that

[granite portal]

Blue has comet azure. Black has black flame stuff, uhhh gold stuff has some decent stuff, what's red have

[royal basin]

I aged like 60 years on the second level

[native stream]

Comet azure is ass for one, black flame isnt that crazy

[keen plover]

😎 appreciate it. its actually is!
you know eye: divine cybermancy? there is kind of a class system, where if you leveled up and got a certain skill mix you get a certain class nickname, like if you got many points in precision you are sharpshooter, medicine - healer, etc. i think mind balance and tech gives you this one, but its been ages since i played the game

[royal basin]

Then died and had to restart

[still basalt]

“He has me”

[keen plover]

the game also got actual necrocybermancy, but its in background (research description). love the mix of spirituality and high tech

[karmic monolith]

i have never heard about this

[native stream]

Red has rakshasa's armour set and katana, and you can technically use any weapon stained with blood too such as scavengers curved sword or vulgar militia shotel
Can further this redness with bloodflame blade too

[hazy sand]

not to mention comet azure being the worst thing blue has lol

[native stream]

Also blasphemous blade

[hazy sand]

could of mentioned so many other things lol

[karmic monolith]

flame spells too

[native stream]

And fire knight greatsword

[sour venture]

Blasphemous Billy detected

[keen plover]

FPS warhammer-like kind of rpg. old anda bit junky, but if you get in its an experience you wont forget. its one of my favorite in general, highly suggest to give it a go

[native stream]

I am no such thing

[granite portal]

Comet azure is 2nd-1st best spell in the game btw. And black flame is great (mainly on the godskin peelers bc of the ash of war)

[karmic monolith]

there is also purple

[still basalt]

Black flame is cool

[royal basin]

You guys got any vr game recommendations

[granite portal]

What's purple have besides gravity spells

[hazy sand]

its good against one boss slow enough to get hit by the full thing

[karmic monolith]

will do so

[keen plover]

nice pfp bud. not as good as mine but still, not bad

[still basalt]

Outlast

[granite portal]

I was first btw

[royal basin]

Haven’t heard of it

[karmic monolith]

rock slings is considered one of the best spells early game to mid game

[still basalt]

Ohh you gon love it….

[karmic monolith]

and there is also orange for flame of frenzy

[restive bronze]

Does anyone play Reforged and can help me get the right Faroht tower medallion?

[hexed kernel]

i am watching sifu gameplay rn
it just looks like sekiro but if you were a chinese gangster who learnt kung fu instead of a super powered shinobi

[royal basin]

What is it

[keen plover]

my account is older tho, you gotta respect the elder

[hot dome]

and its peak

[granite portal]

Id say yellow is more flame of frenzy bc of the item description

[keen plover]

there is also mod support for new movesets and stuff

[granite portal]

This is my 4th account w the same pfp

[still basalt]

It’s a horror game where ur at an abandoned asylum being a journalist to see what happened there. Look it up and play it in vr

[royal basin]

You play as a guy trying to avenge his fathers death who spends like 15 years training for his revenge arc

[keen plover]

oh and after you beat the game you can slightly modify you moveset

[granite portal]

What abt green tho. What's that have

[karmic monolith]

personally very differnet colour schemes both mechanics work so different they should be classified as differnet colours and im pretty sure there are some ice and arcane spells too so white and brown or maroon ig

[keen plover]

yeah but i had this pfp since account creation, though i do respect consistency

[still basalt]

Damn I actually don’t know

[spring geyser]

hai

[granite portal]

Bronze might be pretty good. Crucible knight stuff, the Executioners sword, some other stuff too

[nimble bramble]

fort faroth has a duellist i believe that drops it. or atleast a strong enemy. Anyways we arent allowed to talk about mods in this server sadly so i'd suggest you dont

[native stream]

Comet azure is not even close to the best spell in the game, lmao

Heres 10 sorceries that generally perform better or are more useful in no particular order:

• Carian slicer
• Glintstone cometshard
• Comet
• Night Comet
• Rolling magma
• Rock sling
• Impen thorns
• Great glintstone shard
• Cherishing fingers
• Ranni's Dark Moon
• Terra Magicka

[still basalt]

poison attacks for green

[granite portal]

So did all of my other 4 accounts. Haven't changed my pfp once

[hot dome]

can any of those make you feel like goku

[lean kindle]

Shadows die twice but i died a thousand times
Sekiro gonna leave a mark on my mental health for sure

[keen plover]

alright you chill (im still cooler tho)

[granite portal]

Not as much dmg as comet azure. You just gotta be good at setup

[hazy sand]

😭

[still basalt]

Ur gon look back on it and love it

[keen plover]

anything in particular gives you a hard time

[granite portal]

Mhm sure. My name has a font

[royal basin]

Sekiro I’m stuck on the fire bull thing

[hazy sand]

sekiro im stuck on the install screen

[native stream]

Its more damage in the case of almost every spell on that list
And telling me of all people that I need to be good at setup is something for sure

[restive bronze]

ok

[lean kindle]

Just run away from it and parry its charge attack,it will be stunned for some time for you to land a few hits

[hexed kernel]

guys how is pragmata?

[royal basin]

Gotta deflect the viruses or it resets the download

[keen plover]

my name is simple, no fancy stuff going on.
also 100% the same as government name, yours only 99% (got a dot)

[hot dome]

try out the demo

[hazy sand]

the viruses are trying to save me from mid

[nimble bramble]

bait out its charge attack where it puts its head down

gives a big opening

[granite portal]

There's genuinely one shot runs with it. It's the best or 2nd best spell for one shot dmg. Only thing that compares from what I've seen is the one dragon lightning spell

[still basalt]

Specific person is cooler than you

[lean kindle]

Not really yet but there a lot of bosses in this game like 3 different bosses so close to each other brah

[still basalt]

😁✌️

[nimble bramble]

sure its got high dps. But it requires the boss to stand still in a single file line and not move for it to work

[native stream]

Cool, you can one shot any boss with almost any weapon at RL1, thats not relevant

The spell is only ever used on slow moving or entirely still enemies for the sake of just grinding into them. This is a very niche usecase and does not make it "the best spell in the game"

[still basalt]

Just get a mimic tear

[hot dome]

if the stars align then its the greatest spell of all time cmon bro

[keen plover]

another great thing about sifu which i really want other games to have is nice training mode - if you fight boss once and die you can get in, and just practice combos against them for some time without pressure

[native stream]

Its dps isnt even that good compared to slicer or night comet is the funniest part

[nimble bramble]

that literally works against you aswell in this case

[nimble bramble]

once in a full moon ah

[still basalt]

No it don’t

[hot dome]

rennala reference

[nimble bramble]

?? mimic makes the boss fight it. the boss moves around. good luck hitting that comet azur mate

[native stream]

Its just generally a middle of the road spell that got very popular because of a tik tok of someone one shotting mohg with it that made it go viral lol

[still basalt]

Skill issue

[granite portal]

Most bosses do tbh. While there are a few that do have more movement, alot of the bosses are focused on large dmg instead of movement. (Smaller bosses like malenia, are the exception)

[nimble bramble]

eh i dont agree with that

[native stream]

Because its just wrong

[royal basin]

I just got back into the zone in Elden ring and with my new sword I lowkey cook a bit more

[hazy sand]

Popcorn emoji

[keen plover]

oh yeah thats the fun part! another thing is to use your arsenal to full extend. i tended to just jump in crows since im wannabe parry kind and stuff, get my ass swarmed because wolf only deflects from front. started to actively use tools and flank, different story
but you are probably already do that

[granite portal]

It's not tho. I've even tested it🥀

[rare stream]

Who is winning the 2026 Stanley Cup

[nimble bramble]

ok tell me the bosses you could consistently hit for very high damage

[still basalt]

Me

[hot dome]

me

[keen plover]

@karmic monolith liked my name so the winner is confirmed

[hot dome]

you not me bro

[keen plover]

@granite portal sorry for winning

[sour lagoon]

I did not expect the first episode of a tv show to be 2.5 hrs long

[still basalt]

I said it first

[hot dome]

erm not true

[still basalt]

Look up

[hot dome]

thats basically a movie

[karmic monolith]

i vouch for this guy

[hot dome]

im lookin and it appears to be me pal so lets nip this in the bud

[still basalt]

Yes a specific person has a cooler name

[heavy island]

hello i am bloodoniousborne

[keen plover]

pal, i just met you but i already got your back

[native stream]

This better be a damn long and damn accurate list or Im gonna sleep

[heavy island]

and im the first hunter

[karmic monolith]

dap me up bro

[keen plover]

ever tried morrowind?

[nimble bramble]

yeah. you shouldnt waste your breath right Eden

[native stream]

I deserve that one

[nimble bramble]

lol

[still basalt]

Nah

[keen plover]

how is it going

[still basalt]

Well it says I did it first

[keen plover]

classic first person rpg, consider trying it

[granite portal]

Both Margits, I think every dragon boss, rellana, hippo, radabeast, PCR (with help tho) fire giant, and some other ones w the main story line im forgetting. (Not renalla bc of the magic resistance, malenia, or death guy I forgot the name of

[nimble bramble]

oh yeah morgott. the stationary elden ring boss

[native stream]

Hes referring to using the seals I think

[granite portal]

I was able to deal consistent high dmg w him.

[nimble bramble]

i dont know man

[granite portal]

Yes. Both w and without but it's slot easier with

[still basalt]

Is that where u got ur name from

[nimble bramble]

point still stands that Eden's list of spells work 10x better against literally every boss you mentioned

[granite portal]

But they're lame tho.

[cyan birch]

Fent🤔

[nimble bramble]

said the comet azur user LMFAO

[native stream]

Rellana is not standing still long enough for you to do good damage with comet azur

Radagon parries spells so radabeast is BS too lol

Hippo is just a damage sponge but even he moves pretty quick so thats hard to believe

[lean kindle]

Im going full stealth most of the time atleast for now
If i can just deathblow a boss' first phase then i just go for that first

[keen plover]

@still basalt here is the origin, also consider trying the game

[hazy sand]

Hippo you are just asking to be grab attacked

[nimble bramble]

hippo can work phase 1 but the moment he porcupines you better just pack it up

[granite portal]

Comet azure is lame too. But it one shots. I usr giant crusher mainly

So I think grey has the best build lowk

[hazy sand]

The bias is strong

[nimble bramble]

well this argument originated from you saying comet azur was like the second best spell in the game

being able to one shot a selected few bosses puts it nowhere up there

[native stream]

They shifted the goalpost pretty quick from that one

[hazy sand]

It’s fine we know rivers of blood is the best

[native stream]

[keen plover]

oh i actually only stealth against crows of enemies, always face mini bosses for honor points haha.
yeah full stealth is also an option, but can be rather time consuming. maybe you can sprinkle this with hit-and-run tactics / flank tactics? dont forget to pop sugars once in a while too.

[native stream]

Im going to throw you into the river Styx

[nimble bramble]

erm bloodhound fang!!!

[hazy sand]

Sounds fun

[native stream]

Your very bones would boil

[hot dome]

weird way to spell blasphemous blade

[karmic monolith]

achilles

[granite portal]

Giant crusher is better fr.

[native stream]

Achilles was doused not wholly thrown in

[hazy sand]

No need I’m already hot aha (I’m sorry)

[karmic monolith]

ik but u get what i mean

[granite portal]

It's one shot potential is alot better than comet azure

[native stream]

I will now also be blowing up the river

[olive sparrow]

Why are the residents evil?

[karmic monolith]

they ate too much taco bell

[olive sparrow]

Ahh ok

[keen plover]

damn you catched a cold? you gotta go to bed pal

[granite portal]

Plus grey has the amor of solitude, one of the highest poise in the game

[olive sparrow]

But why is the ring elden?

[native stream]

Solitude is closer to black if you ask me

[chrome forge]

why didnt more people go in the river

[native stream]

If you want high poise grey however, bullgoat is right there

[hot dome]

unc ring

[hazy sand]

I can’t be pretty in the solitude armour so it sucks

[native stream]

Its an excruciatingly painful experience and most normal people just die

[karmic monolith]

cz the erdtree was ringing it

[olive sparrow]

Oh ok

[chrome forge]

so they put alot of babies in there? and only achillies survived?

[native stream]

However Percy Jackson does it in the books which is pretty sweet

[karmic monolith]

ik for a fact your definitely above 20 unc

[granite portal]

Solitude armor is grey. Bull goat is also good thi

[native stream]

No I think his mom was just really bad at being a mom

[hot dome]

22 in a couple months 💪

[granite portal]

Yes you can.

[native stream]

Idk I havent read the story in a longgg time

[karmic monolith]

thats basically 30 in todays age

[hazy sand]

Last I checked the armour of solitude wasn’t a dress so uh yeah checkmate

[hot dome]

ageflation

[granite portal]

Holy unc

[native stream]

I should open up the illiad again

Brush up on my mythos

[granite portal]

Your thinking to small. You can't be cute in a suit of armor?

[chrome forge]

if it were me id dump my whole army in that river for a couple super soldiers

[hazy sand]

Not in that suit at least

[lavish rapids]

I cant beat radagon and beast

[hazy sand]

Fire knights set on the other hand

[karmic monolith]

real i got dudes in the same batch calling me unc cz im a year older than them, like dude where will u be at after 12 months huh?

[granite portal]

Then you ain't trying hard enough

[native stream]

Kiki is always cute but I think a set that heavy would be a bit much for them

[keen plover]

you can be pretty in plate armor

[hot dome]

anyone older than me is unc, anyone younger than me is basically a toddler

[hazy sand]

[native stream]

Your entire army has become ash, now what, lel

[chrome forge]

me next

ill kill the army myself

[sick storm]

correct

[keen plover]

not if i kill it first

[sick storm]

(replace ur age with my age)

[karmic monolith]

im not a toddler

[keen plover]

why are we killing btw

[hot dome]

sorry pal, rules say otherwise

[native stream]

I need to shave again wpahcowpxo

[karmic monolith]

okay person 2 years older than me

[hot dome]

aint it your bedtime kid?

[keen plover]

rules says i have to pour apple juice in your pc

[outer gate]

I always say this

[hot dome]

bro pls 😿

[chrome forge]

they are blue

[karmic monolith]

its just 1 pm on a sunday

1 am*

[native stream]

I need to laser my face so bad

[hot dome]

its 21:11 i think your clocks wrong

[hazy sand]

Hi lucky

[outer gate]

hallo

[keen plover]

look the best i can do is switch to banana juice

[karmic monolith]

never once have i slept at 21 11

[hot dome]

ill take the apple 😔

[hazy sand]

Hru

[old egret]

Ill just crouch down and spam cast elden stars nobody wins

[outer gate]

I am decent, hru

[keen plover]

Rivers of blood will be spilled

[karmic monolith]

okay grandma go to bed time to take them meds

[sour lagoon]

I’m livid this site I’m using to watch battlestar galactica left out two whole episodes of the show

[native stream]

But she LOOKS thirsty

[keen plover]

what why not banana, its tasty!

[hazy sand]

Could be better tbh, got guilty gear strive so I’m currently being bullied in that

[old egret]

Especially when you feel the sides and its all hot like girl have some water

[hot dome]

thumbs down emoji

[native stream]

I like this person can we get this person a cool person medal

[sour lagoon]

I have it on dvd but I was gonna watch it in the bath

😫

[hazy sand]

We ran out

[keen plover]

wow i think i have to kill you instead

[native stream]

Dang

[hazy sand]

I’ll order some more

[hot dome]

i think thats illegal

[old egret]

Ill take a golden star sticker if you have those for now.

[keen plover]

so is not liking banana juice

[native stream]

I think Lucky ate those

[hazy sand]

I can look in storage

Lucky’s stomach is storage

[keen plover]

i think, im not a lawyer

dam

[karmic monolith]

thats fine u jus need @olive sparrow

[keen plover]

this person a lawyer?

@olive sparrow hey sorry for bothering you but is it legal to kill person who doesnt like banana juice?

thanks for your response in advance

[hazy sand]

DougDoug typa conversation

[timid tide]

I think it is, could be wrong

[keen plover]

yeah i think so too but i gotta double check

[keen plover]

what does this mean

[hazy sand]

Don’t worry about it

[timid tide]

Monster is a dish best served Java

[keen plover]

too late, im curious and not letting it go

[karmic monolith]

yeah he is from better call saul but he got spawned in dark souls and ended up embezzling millions of souls

[keen plover]

i guess gods disputes would require such services

[olive sparrow]

Did they like spaghetti with orange juice?

[keen plover]

im afraid i do not posses such information, is it critical?

[olive sparrow]

Definetly. Im not sure if i can help you with this case otherwise

[keen plover]

i dont know if its important but i think this person also might be italian

[timid tide]

Dragon Communion is genuinely one of the coolest power systems in a fromsoft game honestly

[keen plover]

@hot dome do you like spaghetti with orange juice?

[hot dome]

maybe i do, maybe i dont

[keen plover]

what do you think saul

idk looks pretty killable for me

[olive sparrow]

Legal gray area

[keen plover]

good enough, appreciate the consult

[keen plover]

enjoy the next 45 minutes

[hot dome]

yayyy

[arctic veldt]

Hi

[keen plover]

hey oil

[karmic monolith]

In sitautions where the perp is not consenting to information reveal the default is taken in to automatic consideration

[keen plover]

wow thats sounds reasonable

[karmic monolith]

provided incriminiating evidence is not present to barr the perperators 5th amendment rightsd

[olive sparrow]

Idk i just want to get paid

[karmic monolith]

does prayers work?

[keen plover]

wow thats so not cool, now that i think about it you look like someone who doesnt like banana juice

[karmic monolith]

also spoken like a true corporate lawyer

[olive sparrow]

Im not a criminal lawyer, im a criminal lawyer

[native stream]

-Saul Goodman or sometning

[wheat comet]

Where are the cool people that I need to thank

[keen plover]

"the rebel path" starts playing in background

[keen plover]

you can thank me

[wheat comet]

I don't know what's going on, but this guy knows ball

[keen plover]

i got you homie

[karmic monolith]

legal consul

[keen plover]

more like soul deadman

[wheat comet]

Who got hit?

[karmic monolith]

trying to legalize a hit on dxvl for notl iking banana juice

charged by necrocybermancer

[keen plover]

chat, why do i have image perms but spam chat with my beautiful morrowind screenshots

[wheat comet]

Banana, juice? not like, banana milk yeah?

[native stream]

This channel is exempt from image perms role

You can only send pics if youre an expert or a mod

[keen plover]

cant send in offtopic either

[native stream]

Theres a couple channels yeah

[keen plover]

how do i become expert, i know my way around surfing if that counts

[wheat comet]

#media-and-links

[kind compass]

Rebel path cello version tho

[abstract drift]

Can someone help me defeat prime radahn

[kind compass]

Cello version is so peak

[karmic monolith]

only if the mods notice you being a gen1 help to the community with guides etc

[keen plover]

thanks amber

[wheat comet]

Np Johnny Silverhand

[keen plover]

time to get their trust so i can spam images here

[karmic monolith]

speedrun to get banned

[native stream]

• Be active, especially in help channels/builds/lore
• Know and be very knowledgeable in your niche, for example mine is builds
• Don't be a jerk, follow rules yada yada
• Get noticed by other experts and then make sure your modlogs arent bad so that the mods might agree to make you one

[keen plover]

Johnny Silverhand?!

[native stream]

It can be a rather lengthy process

[wheat comet]

You played the Rebel Path so I just assumed...

[native stream]

And its not smt you keep for life either it can be taken away lol

[keen plover]

Oh yeah.

[kind compass]

Process longer than getting a death certificate

[native stream]

Like in my case about a year ago

[wheat comet]

I like to think I'm all of these things

[karmic monolith]

just become a mod atp

[karmic monolith]

yikes man

[native stream]

Mod has an age limit, experts dont, main difference

[wheat comet]

Age limit???

[native stream]

Need to be 21 to be a mod, we've had experts as young as 14

[karmic monolith]

21+

[keen plover]

nah i got that charisma maxed out alright (legendary failure)

[kind compass]

Modding is extremely high cortisol

[wheat comet]

That's an age REQUIREMENT

[native stream]

Requirement, pardon

Its 10pm

[wheat comet]

I was worried

[keen plover]

maybe i should just hack them instead