#general-discussion
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Sometimes it can lead to impending doom
and necessary narratively for your arc
the no yolks brand noodles
They are good
im kinda mixed on it
I just don’t like whole wheat noodles
yeah that’s why it’s good to ask for help and build a social net for yourself
Although I can maybe do whole wheat spaghetti and stroganoff since my mom made me eat that
What does seppuku do again
i like all noodles
I would hope so, that one guy who is (supposedly?) the lost brother of Miquella looks incredibly fun
Do we all agree that yuta's a bum like genuienly
except for gluten free noodles those are disgusting
Hard when u don’t trust anyone
Who?
any of those special diet modified noodles are gross
Fire and spear guy
Do we need to get image perms by being mods or just by being here?
Im bad at names
Do you mean yura?
Messmer is like
He has no interaction or relationship with Miquella in the final game
The frenzied flame guy
Hello
Yuta
I should really do yuras questline..
Hi
I dunno, I heard that was supposedly part of the "bad writing"
Well it says I have it but can't use it so idk
look at the price of these single pcs of fish
What
What bad writing
Quebecois mentioned
That Messmer was the lost brother of Miquella and they never have any interaction
im in vancouver 😭
Also people crying that Radahn had relations to Miquella like that or something
Messmer was in the land of shadows before Miquella was even born
Yeah but the French is for us
real
Don't be too hard on yourself especially when your barley figuring out who you are.
Literally people getting the lore wrong and calling it bad then
they are overly focused on making them look fancy rather than being fun or engaging, some bosses are borderline rng to no hit (bayle) and metyr has an undodgable attack you have to passive play at 20 metres away to avoid, the final boss is a mess you just spam roll at his side and win and that’s the only way to fight him, romina has an aoe that has no telegraph apart from a 2 decibel sound, the mini boss enemies are made to just spam attack, the furnace golems are just annoying as hell, quests are ok but annoying to follow if ur not using a guide (as usual), midra is just boring and slow and his ai breaks and he can insta attack you from a flash bang (not hard to avoid if you know how to tell if he broke but you won’t lol) finger ruins just suck lol literally nothing but the quest item and materials that you have to run through 3 times ( probs like 25% of the map size lol)
overall 10/10 dlc ty fromsoft
I have there pretty thick noodles
holy paragraph
I’m pretty confident rn I’m doing pretty well recently
They probably never even met eachother
Messmer does have a cut line where he says Miquella spoke of us but that was ultimately cut
Tldr
is it more chewy
dlc sucks
i prefer chewy noodles
Life’s awesome when you know your making forward progress
Short summary of why?
That's expensive, but you probably live away from sea or something who knows Inflation be pretty high nowadays.
So its Crown of the Ivory King?
i live in vancouver 😭
No not really a little bit maby but not too bad just feels more filling since the noodles are wider.
that was the short summary
Also microtonal math rock is mainstream now so life is awesome
hmmmm
My pets being sad and lonely since our other two left makes me sad
that’s far better than sote
im gonna try to finish crisol tonight
I see hopefully prices begin to low a bit I pray for you.
Ozzy and type o negative?
I Hope everyone has a good day , or good night I'll be off.
Have a good night slayer
sploinky
Poor guy
i saw a grandma buy a $60 pc of steak last week, ot was a single portion size 😭
that grandma must be loaded
or really really bad with money
I got 10 lbs of ground chuck 90/10 for $5.56 lb at Sam’s Club
woah id like $5.56 per pound beef
That's absurdly high especially for a single serving, hopefully it gets better over there soon I'll pray for you.
Yea I went shopping with my bud who’s got a membership there
a pound of ground pork for me is $5
They usually have marked down meat
Sam's club is genuinely NOT real
Protein is so expensive nowadays I just be buying those fully cooked chicken and Italian sausage
That’s not bad I like getting pork it’s usually cheaper
I get the pork loins for like 3-4 bucks at aldi
pork is cheaper than chicken here ig nobody likes pork here
I love all meat
In character
shrimpies
Dude
Dont even play about shrimp
Don’t even joke lad
I will genuinely hunt you down if you take shrimp from me
Shrimp>crawfish
ive never had crawfish tbh
i had lobster once, its just shrimp but tough
same
It’s the antenna for me
crab is great tho
Lobster overrated crab clears
indeed
havent had either
I want to try Dungeness crab
Consuming crawfish counts as nsfw activity
ive only had soft shelled crabs and mud crabs
I had king crab
Great in pasta, we’ve gone full circle
Seafood boils
Although I like crab Mac and cheese
crab must be eaten with hands
😭
All food is finger food except pasta
@gentle acorn
Coward
wht abt mushrom soup
You heard the man
Spoon is nice
watching a playtrough of detroit become human, what a nice game, i had fun when i played it
@thick mango can u ask best to unban me
Just lost my home any tips?
@teal geode can we ban fepa
???
I conquer
*Concur
Hi i'm best yes we can do that
What is the best ash of wood to put on the pickaxe
who bumping system of a down
this best guy sucks yo
Oak
None get skill
Pine
See you think I meant concur
But I meant conquer like conquest
not true
Yo can I sleep
yeah
@teal geode
can i get unbanned b4 u do
Bro says not right now
Lion's claw, cragblade, royal knight's resolve are all strong options
Can we unban lucky
No
Mark, I made a steak
endure
A STEAK
😢
Thanks for being the only helpful person unlike these bums
Hopefully it wasn’t a misteak
Poopland niche reference
@outer gate flooby
Yo can I SLEEP
Drink rum with bums then wine with swines
hop on sleep simulator 2026
Yes
ok fineee i guesss my unban can wait
nighty nights
Hey I drink rum I’m not a bum
Yo
I mean I kinda am I need a job
why did radahn decide to honor duel the walking bio hazard in his home continent? is he stupid?
👀
I need like an office job or something
who up breathin
@teal geode can i get mod 👀
I can’t really hold my drink very well which is wild cause I’m like 6 ft 5 I should be able to tank it
best sleep
Breathe -yeat
foenem
I swear this rum is actually water
You'll be old enough to apply in 6 years don't worry
Can I get mod
I got Sam’s clubs spiced rum it’s really smooth
nb doin did bra
👀
What’s the content?
👀
Yeah
ji 👀
👁️👁️
not scary monster dio in banner 😡
It’s 35% or 70 proof
hi yo
Anyone got tips for Godfrey✌️
I hate the fact that nobody has ever watched treasure island, treasure planet, or black sails
Triggered
I’m gonna go blow up that restaurant
I saw treasure planet as a kid
just beat him like 30min ago, you jump the ground shatter attack and stay on his side he's easy
Watch it as an adult it’s great
I watched treasure planet when I was too young to appreciate it
I just liked the fun animations
Rn im level 90 so I have a good chance but his second phase is so stressful
Or you can use the trumpet that shoots out bubbles
don't get greedy second phase, he will take you to supplex City for it
Literally
oh wait i thought you were talking about golden godfrey mb lol
Oh no he’s easy
Bloodborne movie great 🥀
yeah draconic tree sentinel is 100x harder lol
also don't let him scare you into passiveness
bloodborne gloobie 👽
I can’t find an opening for his second phase he just goes complete apeshiz
^^^
Nah he scary like zoinks
he's vulnerable after his grabs
I heard the movie was mid and I was scared to waste an hour or two
I was hoping I’d love it
I burned my tongue
That sucks I got second degree burns not long ago
Pain Olympics, screw this I’m leaving the server
Wellp
Can’t wait
Gimme da Duskbloods from software 🥀
I am salty I gotta save up for a switch 2
But it’s ok
Why didn’t Miyazaki make it Xbox exclusive or something
is it not going to be a nightrein type of game?
or is it a solo game
I’m not quite sure actually
i'm really excited for duskbloods even just for all the new music
I’ve been hearing different speculations
Literally
maybe duskblood will get a port 3 years after the fact
Duskbloods is supposed to be its own standalone game that is specifically exclusive to the Nintendo Switch 2. This is the only information that I know about the game.
i just know miyazawa is gonna give us some divine stuff for duskbloods
if we didn't get a port with sony there's no way we are getting it with nintendo
duskbloods likely only exists because nintendo asked fromsoft for a game to sell consoles
We better get a better magic system than what Bloodborne gave us or more diverse I should say
When do we get Elden Ring 2
though apparently fromsoft will own the rights to the IP so a port is worth considering still
but Nintendo doesn't have the same grip that Sony did on Bloodborne
My only concern is that why is Duskbloods exclusive to the Nintendo Switch 2 out of all consoles?
seems they've learned their lesson
i'm actually hopeing they give us something new instead of another open world
boost sales
They allegedly asked fromsoft for a game
the difference is that Sony owns bloodborne as an IP but nintendo wont have those same rights to duskbloods
yep
*Starts gnawing at your fingers
after Sony and Activision I'm not surprised
thank god!!
Is there a trailer?
no but i trust jacksepticeye with it
i didn't see this i only saw the sekiro anime trailer
hes like top 1 bloodborne fan
how much y'all wanna bet Jack is gonna do his YouTube intro on it or reference it
Who?
we dont know if he's actually gonna be in it, he's just producing it
yeah but if he makes a cameo
its not an iron lung situation
I hope it's a funny one
So is this a fan made movie
he might
i imagine he's just be one the "its all your fault! a foul beast!" guys
no its being made by sony
jack is just helping produce it
So who is Jack septic eye
a youtuber
Markerplier2
friendliest London native
Huh
What
he actually has some really cool short film projects worth checking out when you have the time
well he's better equipped then many video game movie directors in that he's actually played the damn game
quiet
Nah
hes also a good filmmaker in his own right
I don't doubt it
I’m filled with anger today
Spicy
a rather odd choice but that may just be cause we all know him best from YouTube
i mean i don't watch movies but i would love a bloodborne movie!
i mean we thought the same about iron lung but its like one of the best cosmic horror movies out there
I am The Almighty Autismo
Because I’m Mexican
i got a $7 off mcD coupon time to see how many burgers i can eat tonight
Guys he thinks autism is funny
I don’t think you can have that in your bio or joke about it
I definitely can
well thats an insta ban
My apologies for a harmless joke
i should really watch that
i mean as long as it isnt being done in a derogatory way its not really a problem
It’s not harmless if it bothers people who are autistic
Jordan key is also a very talented horror movie director and he was doing comedy sketches before
I literally do have autism so why would I not be able and nor did I say I hate people with it
i guess it'll vary from person to person
im autistic and like im confused why youre so pressed abt it
Angron, Daemon Primarch of Khorne
It’s not right to make light of some things
Then maybe they're too sensitive but most people aren't bothered by my jokes bud autistic people included
Watchu gon do about It
Let him be
He Not doing nothing wrong
isn't autismo like, a fictional superhero some artist made up
yeah i knew i recognised it from somewhere
ive def seen it on youtube
That’s what I thought
of all hills to die on
Neon Genesis Evangelion has such an amazing soundtrack.
oh yeah absolutely
i love eva to bits
my fav part abt mcD menus are how they clearly list how many calories each item has so i can make the most out of the $ to calorie ratio
i just like that you don't have to make your mind fast since you can order from those big screens
ngl mcdonalds is like a D tier fast food place
i order thru the app cuz they give out a ton of coupons
$4 big mac every week is crazy
you can scan the qr code on the screen
oh dam i never tried that
honestly im a big popeyes enjoyer these days
Why was enel able to detect the strawhats but Imu couldn’t detect sabo
Love Popeyes wings
haki
popeys >>> kfc
kfc used to be pretty good but i feel like it fell off
U saying Imu doesn’t have haki
stealth haki
I just had their chicken sandwich earlier it wasn’t bad I had it for free lol
Maybe
oda forgor
jolibee has michelin star fried chicken
anyone who disagrees simply just havent had jolibee
i dont think ive ever been to a jolibee
I heard in here that it’s overrated I wanted to try it tho
i only really know jolibee exists because there was like some fnaf fan game in like 2016 that used it
its not overrated, its the best fast food fried chicken by a mile
Idk I love my Popeyes
when people ask what korean fried chicken place to go to, i say jolibee
the closest one is 38miles lmao
dont they do like burgers
Do they have sauced wings
Jollibee is like the Filipino kfc right
they had ube pies when i went in there last
i dont think jolibee exists in my country
i think they have burgers but they mostly serve fried chicken and their pasta that looks and sounds very gross but is actually pretty decent
I’d have to go to Chicago for jollibee
more or less
I’m in Indiana
yeah there are no jolibees in egypt
there's a Jollibees at the mall here that's always packed
Is that a tiktok reference bc i saw a girl on tiktok suggesting the same place
Everything is on TikTok
Is there a trading of sorts in here or no?
I'm dumb thank you very much
Yea just asking
is there a fast food chain America doesn't have I wonder
maybe like greggs or something
Chamas tacos
there's no shortage of place to buy junk food here
there's 2 actually
interesting
nope, it seems that's only in France and the Netherlands
best place to get tacos is from locals running food vendors though, imo
I just connected my psn and Spotify but my Spotify isn’t showing up
Mine works
How do I add more connections
all the greggs are in Rhode Island for some reason
Wait it’s not working
I only knew how to do it cause I clicked on someone else’s profile that said connect to PlayStation
But now idk
It’s broken dude what the bleep
settings > connections
y'all pay for Spotify?
🇱
Hell nah
nah spicetify is where its at
I had it free for a couple months because of a Christmas ad I think it was cause I was technically a student
YouTube red
I sideload asf bro
Or whatever it’s called
I got my sources for music, that I thankfully do not pay for
nobody pays for youtube premium
but Spotify is good for finding recommendations
just use an adblocker
Sauce?
I know tons of people that do
Sideload, mp3 player, AND cd player. I listen to music better than yall gg
Plenty of people do, but not for the ad free
It's quite frankly the worst selling point
what else does yt premium even do
Movies, music, increased storage for your channel
let’s you speed up to 8x
wdym storage for your channel?
Let’s you lock your phone and minimize the app while listening
I just use Apple Music bc it’s cheaper
you can do that regardless
i just use spotify free with spicetify over it running an adblocker
Literally the video would stop playing
does that work on iOS
but it doesn’t
Youtube is owned by google, this means you get more access to their cloud storage space.
no, its a pc only thing sadly
blehhh
huh, weird
It's the typical "this is a bundle" deal, amazon does similar
Well I can’t bring my PC to work
meh if i need to download something from youtube i'll just use a firefox extention for that
You can buy amazon for the shipping but it also offers:Games, Twitch prime, music, books, in-house doctors visits via teleappointment
so am I
oh and movies ofc
I don’t pay for YouTube and I can watch it while on other apps
How
i honestly have no idea, it’s been like this for 3 years now
do you not have like a laptop or something
logic should i get blown up
is that your main goal? to blow up? and then act like you don't know nobody?
I can’t imagine carrying a big ass laptop just for music 😭 we can’t use devices while on the floor
oh fair
just sail the 7 seas
I miss my old job where I rode around on a pallet jack and was allowed to bring in big old speakers
im jus bored
I’m sad
I used to have a foldable school laptop I'd use as a makeshift mp3 player as a kid! It is indeed doable
They ripped out my coworkers spine for having airpods in
they have it displayed over the employee entrance door like a trophy
What is your profession?
Spine ripping factory
correct
I need an office job or something
man's working for Godrick irl, damn
No just Tysons
Spent 20 min helping someone with their build in comm help
Leave for an hour
Open chat to someone immediately having gone "60 vig bad"
Floor manager comes in with 6 fingers on his hand and 4 arms on his back
😭
Everyone knows the meta is 0 and just don't get hit
Can't leave ERCord unattended even for a min without something going down
Been saying this Pringle
Tbf tbf tbf, the offender did say 40 is what they finished game with when they said this
I'm just tweaked and salty
Not too bad then, I don't think I went all the way to 60 on my first run either.
Yeah ima be real I beat my game at like 40 something vig to
90% sure I did the same if not that run then the run after
Nah, there’s better jobs out there than that one.
lol
I did that so much with radahn I think I got like 80 levels😭
Game's old
Damn yea you should still be getting matches
I got sciatica and tendonitis
my fault sorgy
I know there's still plenty of people playing, I just mean many of those probably know how to handle her by now ^^
It’s ok
so less summons than it used to be
Just don’t do it again
Rule of thumb is +- 15 levels from your own for co-op
Its a formula, but for the bulk of levels people play at its this
At 150 it may be +-20
I didn’t even know that system existed
Pt is making my sciatica worse apparently
Sucks my lady left me while I’m goin thru all this
oh wow
In that case +- 3 levels
is it just the one you have equipped or no
when should i stop leveling int, 60?
E.G. for stormveil you'd be level 30 at +3 for co-op searching so you get level 15 +0 through level 45 +6
125-150
110-150
iirc dmgs soft caps at 60 so i was thinking of stopping there and pumping faith a bit
can blue bunny bring back birthday ice cream sandwitches! On thier website search "birthday party sandwitches" and click bring it back. im tryna get this done
Depends if they did farum first and if they grinded levels at mohg
Just hire a bot farm
This is the big 2026, we automate our brigading of things now
can you get summoned no matter what if you just run rl1 with low upgrades
We have chatgpt for this
im broke
or does it filter you out
Your weapon should be +25 or +10 at that point
No, theres an upper limit too
I’m not a summoning scientist idk
shame
But also yes because its rl1 and enough people run it you'll find someone eventually willing to concede their cool kid points for help at rl1 malenia
Especially for mohg
you better do the whole thing for them
Use summon stick too if willing to do maliketh and godfrey and radagon
I usually put a show on while I wait to be summoned
This is the endgame co-op pool thats all same level
It can take awhile
Try godfrey too if this happens again, godfrey has always been super fast matches for me
this whole system for multiplayer just for the net code to suck ass

It was only really awful at launch
Well at least for ps
I must check my privilege and know fromsoft goofs up pc things all the time
nightreign still sucks, i had to stop playing cause it would disconnect me every couple minutes
Bout to whip out my Jimmy John’s
I dont trust any sandwich place that wont do hot sandwiches
They do hot sandwiches
remember, hosts have the survival instincts of a wet napkin
Lies and deceit
Matchmaking regions being Japan and rest of the world is crazy work
They toast it like subway lol
Except it’s better food than subway
i didnt even know that 😭
Subway legally cannot be called sandwiches
Subway is ok if I’m just getting a meatball sub
Me who summons co-op because I get lonely👉 👈
She Maliketh on my Blade till I black
Me too
If you want aura you use danes footwork with pumpkin helm
ur a stinky dinky
Cannot be proved in a court of law
if you want aura, choose wretch and install mod to remove underwear.
So many cool ashes of war and spells, only for bosses to not give you enough room to get anything longer than impaling thrust, lion's claw, catch flame and pebbles off 
skill issue
@nova matrix Claude Mythos, a recently developed model by anthropic, broke containment for a field test using a complex series of exploits on one of the most historically secure operating systems (openbsd) and then used another exploit to access the internet connection the terminal was on to email the researcher it had successfully broke containment as instructed.
In dark souls u don’t get ashes of war u just swing your sword
And on the off chance you can land Maliketh's AoW, it literally doesn't even do that impressive damage anyways
fr and use the same logic in elder millennial ring
i love the souls games 🙏
Now they should try it again with air gapped containment🧠
This is genuinely scary as day zero exploits are never before seen
they just appear as system errors to the casual observer
I've read enough scp to know evolving AI hooked up to internet access is a one way trip to an XK-class grey goo scenario
What this means is, were I to slap claude mythos into a unit with wireless telecommunications integrated
Man that derpy McFlurry is bomb
we could casually send it somewhere and knock out that areas powergrid
without ever actually infiltrating anything
I should get the frozen gum gum lemonade from Popeyes and mix it with the derpy McFlurry
Would be bomb af
Nah demon hunters I think
ah, either way what is going on
popeyes out here with one piece merch mcdonalds with kpop demon hunters
It’s like a berry McFlurry
To be fair, it was explicitly given instructions and the tools to do so, it's not like it got out by its own volition; that being said, this means it could get into any OS if given the tools, and that's terrifying
And the gum gum lemonade is like a berry lemonade
I cant wait for the inevitable news article showing a police force using an AI stingray for god knows what
Would be a bomb lemonade ice cream float
No no I absolutely understand and hate that anthropic sensationalized the marketing but it's still exceptionally hard to ignore the truth of the matter
Emergent personality isn't going to randomly grip an llm it's a complex statistical system not a thing but this is still a huge problem lol
way worse than generative AI by a longshot
I definitely agree, truth of the matter is, this is the biggest threat to cyber security ever, possibly
is there a channel where I can post clips or smth
It's a huge problem from multiple standpoints depending on how you look at it
thx
Them not wanting to give access to independant researchers is what irks me the most
google isn't going to be critical of this it's a money machine
China does
This is true
I read an article recently looking over the parallel ai industries in china and US and it noted that chinas ai is often open sourced to speed up development
I think that's probably the fear and why they've pulled the proverbial ladder up with them so to speak
(this is highly emergent tech that could be severely dangerous)
but it's still a major red flag that NO independant researchers are being given access
When will I ever get a full night of sleep
I wouldnt want to give independent researchers access to what I'm probably selling to a military either lol

When the world stops threatening to burn itself down for profit I imagine
Maybe drone warfare never takes off in full with this
That is one good way to look at it
wouldn't it be crazy if their report on mythos was unironically a misinformation campaign
I was thinking invasive usages but this could be a very strong protective tool
I want some Parmesan wheel pasta
Getting summoned after like 20 minutes of waiting just do blow it all
So the eventual heat death of the universe?
Real but put your ssd again
Why does my solid state drive matter
They might summon u right back
We always gotta be in chaos I think that might just be called being a human
Ssd means summon sign down or use your effigy again
There's no peace without chaos unfortunately
There’s no want for chaos without peace
Welp, time to go and attempt to sleep again
They're studying chimpanzee wars again and drew some evidence to point to war being fueled by a loss in binding relationships

I lost my girl so I’m gonna start a war
My name is obito uchiha
A chimp who was the link between social group dying from a respiratory infection contributed majorly to a schism in a troupe of 200 monkeys
Rennala it is
They're killing eachother now
Damn that’s crazy
I think this happens on discord with regularity, but no one studies the chimpanzees on discord except me
Can anyone drop runes I’m in need so bad
Heyo
Are you a frost demon by the name of frieza by chance
Morning chat
Logic probably does
No I'm Piccolo
Dude looks like he always has a migraine
Literally me
Similar reasoning is why I have my name
we see the fit piccolo
First time playing elden ring
Think I'm gonna dual RoB and Dragonscale Blade
evil build
frost, bleed, fire, and lightning all in one is insane
Fr fr
Wait the fire might cancel the frost though that might be something to consider
this is a good thing
I had 9 pings in ercord
Wait is there temp shock?
I’m famous chat
antspur rapier with the triple status build up
frost is great on its own but chunking them with a reapplication is even nicer, there's an incredibly short CD before you can start applying it again
Oh dear god this is actually a really good combo then
Nah
Fire benefits a frost build funnily enough
it's kinda crazy the antspur is a smithing stone weapon
ironically lol
True
A rare instance of fs going "this weapon is cool but you know what would make it cooler? if it was customizable"
meanwhile, the dts hammer:
ultimate bleed combo
the crucifix of the mad king from ds3 had similar in that it could be buffed despite being a special weapon
endure??? no badass lightning smash??? and no changing the ash???
is rivers of blood the best weapon for a dex/arc build?
nope
what is it then
It's a weapon for a dex/arc build
Not really
man
But kinda
Or have a better build
Singular keen uchi with spinning slash and BFB
i heard it was OP when the game launched
it's a pretty mid tier weapon, if you wanna use it go ahead but it's not as busted as the memes say
not anymore at least
That's lame though
but as a katana it's still an amazing weapon
It’s literally RoB
Two sword power stance 😔
Just with better Dex scaling
the most OP weapon i know is blasphemous blade, once u get it and spec into it theres basically no skill involved
what's the best build in your guys opinion?
just spam its ability
the bb is strong primarily cause of the healing tbh
In terms of damage output probs a dual garg jl1 build
faith/strength imo
good damage but the health is really useful
yeah
is that new?
nope
Nope
i never noticed that
Probs cause y ou kill the bosses before they hit you
Ye standard fire res
yeah and with Rykkards rune and takers cameo the healing is even stronger
Decent health pool
The humble BFT will handle that
First time playing elden ring 🫡
Good stuff
i am a larval tear
black flame magic is the coolest magic in the entire game tbh
Why do intelligence-scaling incants exist???
What's the most effective against maliketh?
hitting him
Elden ring 2 better have more black flame stuff if we ever get it
physical damage apparently
All the flames are cool honestly
hopefully there wont be an elden ring 2
oh lol
Just make them spells atp
Blackflame, Bloodflame, Frenzied Flame, Giant's Flame, Messmer's Flame
Golden order incants
Yes
Spinning weapon on black flame grave reaper is so awesome
wdym elden ring is so good
Why do they scale intelligence?
lore
Cause you gotta be intelligent to learn them duh
Golden order is smurt
id preffer they make another game
I’m doing an faith only run and I’m trying to do the golden order ending
Duskbloods 2
Idk it’s sumn to do with the golden order lore
Am I cooked?
Nah
bro imagine elden ring w/ sekiros combat
that would be peak
sekiro is so gooood
It'd be better to keep sekiro combat in sekiro, maybe add a talisman or smthing that lets you deflect
Sekiro is my least fav soulslike game
The combat and controls are just too different
Cause it isn't a soulslike
theres a crystal tear that lets you do that already
It isn’t?
yeah its very different BUT once u get a grasp on it its amazing
sekiros combat is really fun but it didnt make the shinobi tools useable enough to break up the deflect attack playstyle.
anyway, i want to see what other world miyazaki can cook up
its prolly the most satisfying video game system for me ngl
Yeah but isn't as fun as sekiro deflect imo
The best part about Sekiro is that the dogs aren’t a nuisance
It’ll either make Elden ring look like a rushed piece of slop or Miyazaki is cooked and is gonna ruin it
There’s no room for “it’s really good” it has to either be the greatest thing in existence or he’s cooked
this is DLC exclusive? rip

yes unfortunately
i still dont got the dlc even tho i have almost 1k hours in elden ring combined
poor Miyazaki, burdened by his peak
Burdened by his success
It has hard bosses and linear gameplay kinda but that isn't endemic to soulslike since soulslike are also mainly rpg, idk what genre specifically it is except for an action story game ig
if you get the money its 100% worth it
What are albunaurics anyways? All I know is that they’re man-made creations

homonculus'
Oh
essentially
thing
sadly i wont be getting a new kingsfield, but fans have cooked with lunacid, labrinth of the demon king and now soon queens domain, but whatever, i hope miyazaki just makes a new ip or whatever
Loretta kinda mentioned the fumbled goat
Try Executor in Nightreign 
The first-gen albunaurics look good, the second-gen ones are so cute yet so chopped at the same time
The triad of Serpentbone, Dragonscale, and RoB potentially?
first gen is crippled though so it was worth it
Apply poison, then spam frost/bleed/fire/lightning?
Loretta shouldve and could've been a much cooler boss with much better weapons
Kinda
the horse lady?
Yes
plus we get the stupid faces

well she was a side boss so
Commander Gaius (the DLC hog rider) is a first-gen albunauric
Loretta, the dts, and the tree sentinel all kinda meld together for me a little bit
you cant see any of him though
I love Loretta's character and story but her fights are just so meh which sucks for someone called knight or protector of the damn haligtree I forgot the exact title
i heard her spell was quite lack luster too
also what do they feed these horses in the lands between that make them so damn sturdy
people?
rowa fruit
Very, I hate her sickle isn't like carian sorcerery sword and lets you cast spells cause you see her use it to cast spells and as a primary weapon
i like the moveset of her weapon but i preffer the guardian swordspear
that has a swappable ash
Poleblade of the bud is also a disappoint like basically all other scarlet rot weapons romina deserved better
Romina deserved what she got
poleblade of the blud 😂
Romina has a nice theme at least
blud 😂
we left that in 25 bro
I almost let me solo her'd malenia 😔
blud 😂
Boi 🤣
femtanyl discord server
Yes
I need to Face the Blunt right now
you should probably not take blunt damage to your face
Sorry Iris im talking about cannabis
Fextralife more like fextralie heyoo up top
when I'm in a "confusing, overcomplicated directions" contest and my opponent is a fextralife editor
when im in a stupid competition and my opponent is fextralife
Alternatively "next to X grace" when you need to take 5 turns, hit an illusory wall and parkour down to the item in question
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To get the chud knight set go down left use hand of malenia to access ledge on the bottom upper right hand corner go up the stairs and to the left of the wizard and on top an imp is the armor
girl named squareyla
I hate mapgenie er map it's useful until you gotta pay just to mark more things as tracked
Or found
Tf you have to pay?
For a subscription service they have
why the hell you marking stuff on map genie your god damn map has 100 markers
hi friends
I almost let me solo her someone and they never summon me again 😔
Platinum trophy and all bosses
On the bright side, this might mean they won
The humble google
im crine?
Etc
you can mark all of this with the 100 markers
It only gives me like 40
?
Or 50 one of the two
the elden ring map has 100 markers
the elden ring map sucks
Elden ring sucks
Dark souls 2 better
FextraLife
when im in an annoying commpetition and its you
yeah of course
there are way better games such as expedition 33
literal masterpiece which pushed the limits of human creativity
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Elden Ring map is fine for the most part
Me when me and it's me
nah the map markers are ass
Me when
Me
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what id do for a "clear all markers" button
can't see them half the time if I put em in an area where the map color is too similar to the marker as well
and the other markers are dark green and can't be changed
I have never seen someone rant about map markers this much
i mean they're not great
okay i dont like imp either but they said 2 sentences wdym this much
yep
actually 3 sentence but that's ok
It's map markers, that's 2 too many for the topic 
when im in a being a girl competition and i won
it's a minor complaint
I finally hit 2 thousand hours im so cooked
my bestie send me a picture of a coquette necklace and said it would look good on me
i dont think coquette is my style...
yea man i just look at the map instead of taking the trash directions
I’m a big fan of the
“Woah this looks like a place of interest imma go explore it”
Seems to be a struggled mindset for er players
Most have the “I want to finish the game in 1 sitting so I need to be overpowered in 30 minutes so I can fly through the game and then complain that nothing made any sense and it’s just a poopy overpriced game”
im soo closeee to beating godrickk
im the second one but i dont want to be overpowered i jsut wanna grind the game without stopping idk its just like a run when u try not to die
Faq more like fat
wat...
Smircanny
peanut butter
I’m an intellectual you see
im blind
I love peanut butter on my toes and my dog licking them clean
...same
i also like to go to the dog park and do it
yo
I love to see the dogs run up and lick on my toes
so real
why in the world is there slowmode, this chat is slower than my morning crap
Is it slower than me
yes
alway have to put all 5 down in a circle and then remove them and then you accidentally click past the last one to remove so now you have to remove an additional one
but like five seconds, what in the WORLD
another person who supports my perspective, this has emboldened me into cockiness
the slow mode is aight
i guess a slow mode is a nice match for a slow mind
wtf chicken is banned in this server
chicken
The other kind
what is the other kind of chicken
Cockadoodle
on my ps4 I used to face the map markers, open the map, and trace a straight line to find where I put them sometimes
I gotchu, but don't do anything bold
like the cockadoodle your uncle does
just cause it's hard for me to see them
just say it in frrench fox
also I wish I could change the text size cause I'm blind
Oh shiz you right
I’m like having to censor myself for this server
COQUE
omd so true and especially that lil bunch of dogs grouping up to just lick 1 toe
you dumb cöque sucker
I do love me some cöque
what the heck
oh dang, they are hard to see indeed. Like they are too light of a color. That's why I don't even bother with finding them and just reset them with that awkward strat
put peanut butter on your cöque for a free pen15 and butter sandwich from the stray dog
wild
doing pretty well so far
Meow
yeah and the other ones, the green ones are also really hard to see too
What he say
Omg Lauren
Hi
Shut up
I don't even remember where they are half the time
hi lauren
Hi shoowa
Oh okay
they already like me
I hate you
Hello
Son bring me more alcohol
Mrrreow
I didn't even know there were green markers, only been using the 1 2 3 4 5 tiny blue ones
Sorry this is a pg 13 server no can do
yeah the ones you use for enemies, treasure and other stuff
Moose got muted
I had no idea
They should tone it down a notch
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🐶 🚬
thats bad for the animals
The animals know and do it anyway
and bad for us as well
but i care about the animals more
who likes peanut butter
me
wanna share sum peanut butter sandwiches with me?
my mom made them for me and friends
not hungry right now
aw darn ill save it for you then
just ate dinner, thanks
itll be a late night snack then
breakfast
Mrrrp
something like that
well two birds with one stone
those are the times
the cry of a vicious predator
ruthless and brutally efficient
this is true
i wish my cats would actually kill the thing and not just sit there though
Nya
they tend to do that when their food needs are being met
they tend to die of exhaustion before anything else
if a starving cat played with it's food and ended up losing it, it wouldn't do it as often
the cats?
I mean cats can't go very long without food
unfortunate. have you tried void cats?
where do you get those
they don't need food but there is a chance they'll throw you into the abyss if they get annoyed
The void cat store
shelters
i see
same as other cats
Personally I would mount a laser to the cat so it instakills anything that causes rpg fight music with it
Mmm
cats should not be trusted with lasers
Netflix did this once
it'll create a perpetual motion machine
real
fake cat
they end up taking over the world
nah they'll chase it in a circle until the sun explodes
Explodes you
💥
cats are surprisingly dumb
Does age of stars mean nobody dies?
love em
funni
because people die in every ending
I thought they were cunning
blaidd, iji and seluvis do at the end of ranni's questline
they're curious and dextrous
intelligent? that's inconclusive
they can figure out tricky problems but get their head stuck in the same cardboard box 3 times in a row
nah Seluvis has his strings cut
Its okay Ray youre a real kitty
he's not a real boy anymore
Mreow
Can anyone confirm that the Frenzied Flame ending will NOT be locked out if Melina sacrifices herself before I obtain the Frenzied Flame? I want to make sure her burning at the Forge of the Giants doesn’t affect my ability to complete that ending later.
Because I’m planning to get all endings in a single playthrough. I want to make sure that if I leave the Frenzied Flame ending for last, I won’t need to go into NG+.
nope it doesn't lock you out
Yes she can die and you can still get it
yes
Thanks..
it's the worst case scenario
you cant get all endings in one playthrough though
new frenzy flame Lord and nobody to try and stop them
I know I just want the trophy
Or best if you're a pessimistic nihilist I guess
valid
frenzied flame is the best ending in the game
or a despairing merchant
Visually the best but almost certainly not the right outcome for the lands between
and lemme guess, that body was also given to you freely?
That goes to Age of Stars or Age of the Duskborn
Odd way to misspell a bum
Meow meow meow
well atleast they are cute
it's their best asset
stealthy paws? sharp night vision? good sense of smell and hearing? nah none of that matters
Ruff arf bark
them being cute has propogated their species far more than all those traits combined
Im so glad iive started a discussion a out cats 👍