general-discussion

[subtle lotus]

Yes

[dim pawn]

thats why

[fiery bramble]

So,guys,i need sum help,im lowk getting cooked by the Bell Gargoyles so,i need a few tips,1,i need electricity damage,2,i need Humanity,how?

[subtle lotus]

Wdym

[dim pawn]

you already gave the bell bearing to them.

bell bearings are one of the key items that carry over to NG+

[fossil raptor]

lol you already ditched them? matter for ng+

[hexed knoll]

Pro tip: bell bearings are one of the key items that carry over to NG+

[scenic lake]

ds1?

[subtle lotus]

But none of the shops that the bell bearings give me are there

[dim pawn]

brody thinks this is ds1

[fiery bramble]

Remake,yes

[scenic lake]

yeh prolly better off asking in dsd or smth

[timid tide]

its the closest ill ever get

[scenic lake]

with that attitude yeah

[hexed knoll]

IMO ds1 stands for dead space

[fiery bramble]

I know this is Elden ring,but there aint any big ds1 serv

[scenic lake]

dark souls discord

[dim pawn]

humanity is not necessary for beating the game.
go for the first garg's tail
roll when necessary

lightning damage is very good for them, so keep using the GPR

[halcyon kernel]

You can farm humanity from rats and you can find gold pine resisn in a chest in Undead Burg

[fiery bramble]

Humanity=summoning Sunbro

[hexed knoll]

Swr this guy’s like google personified

[wispy bison]

i miss ds1

i should replay

[dim pawn]

you dont require sunbro. although if you want to summon him, and you havent killed the bridge drake yet, the three rats under the drake bridge can drop humanity

[fiery bramble]

Ok,how do i access that chess?
I saw it,but i dont know how to access it

[dim pawn]

although gettin the humanities takes a lot of grinding

[timid tide]

Realism? Sorry

[frosty spindle]

you can do it

[halcyon kernel]

Do you have the residence key?

[dim pawn]

pessimism does not equal realism

[hexed knoll]

Elden grillz would be a more fitting name for today like the game was set in modern

[dim pawn]

lowk just roll better

[fossil raptor]

might be... kinda jarrig thuogh

[timid tide]

Im dying to the first phase again

The getting worse is happening

[fossil raptor]

rip that lmao

[dim pawn]

Placebo

[frosty spindle]

ur losing focus prob

[dim pawn]

Git gud bro

[timid tide]

Cant

Just ass

That's all there is and all there will be

[frosty spindle]

what time is it for you

[dim pawn]

You're losing focus on the boss and increasing your focus on the fact of his difficulty

[timid tide]

2pm

[spare spear]

Took Kai cenat a lot of tries u will get there

[arctic frost]

What are you fighting?

[dim pawn]

Maliketh

[arctic frost]

Bro got Malenia in under 1000 attempts, respect

[timid tide]

Malekith ruined Elden Ring for me

[frosty spindle]

well malekith is really difficult

[dim pawn]

Bro is more pessimistic than a WW2 vet

[timid tide]

I'm playing to beat it, not to enjoy it now

[spare spear]

Maliketh is not that bad bro

[nimble bramble]

you still there? 😭

[dim pawn]

Wait till he fights Godfrey

[frosty spindle]

why play it in the first place then

[timid tide]

Unfortunately

[timid tide]

Its going to piss me off if I don't beat it

[nimble bramble]

are you improving?

[arctic frost]

Probably was the 2nd most deaths for me in base game after Malenia too tbh

[timid tide]

Getting worse

[nimble bramble]

lmfao

[frosty spindle]

you could improve youre build

[dim pawn]

Incorrect

[nimble bramble]

no he cant trust me

[dim pawn]

He cant improve you are build

[timid tide]

I could have a soul level max build, I am not beating him with stats

I also cannot get good

[frosty spindle]

getting worse❌
performing worse✅

[nimble bramble]

how did you get past godskin duo then

[timid tide]

Cant win by being overstatted, cant win by getting good because I'm permanently trash

[frosty spindle]

well if you dont want to get good you wont

[timid tide]

Luck, sheer luck, and I will not take any other answer

[dim pawn]

He's stressing because he's not beating the hardest boss (up to that point)

[dim pawn]

Hard game designed to be hard is hard??? :0

[nimble bramble]

no maliketh definitely is the hardest mandatory boss in the base game

[arctic frost]

Godskin duo is easier than Maliketh

[frosty spindle]

elden ring players when the hard game they bought turns out to be hard😡

[nimble bramble]

you using mimic tear?

[dim pawn]

I'm personally a believer that Malenia is harder solely because the life steal

[nimble bramble]

thats why i said mandatory. malenia isnt mandatory

[frosty spindle]

not mandatory tho

[spare spear]

Ngl Gideon Gave me more trouble lmao and it’s cus he spams every spell know to man and Harry Potter

[arctic frost]

Yeah, but she is optional

[nimble bramble]

i mean yeah but gideon is a pushover once you get how npcs work

[dim pawn]

Oh right you said mandatory lol

[nimble bramble]

even if you understand how maliketh works one mistake will still cost you

[dim pawn]

Uhhh. Ya no Maliketh really is the "hardest" base game mandatory fight

[hearty zenith]

Which game they'll shadow drop in this month

[spare spear]

Maliketh is really squishy tho

[nimble bramble]

you're squishier

cant go bar for bar

so if you suck you're doomed

[gleaming thunder]

I just eat my food it was tasty

[fossil raptor]

lol souds like a vibe check

[spare spear]

How rude

[dawn sable]

Duskbloods

[nimble bramble]

face it buddy ol pal

[nimble bramble]

and the crowd... doesnt exist

[dawn sable]

I am the crowd

Couldn't care less whether others gonna play it or not

[nimble bramble]

i would if it wasnt exclusive to sloptendo

[dawn sable]

Would you buy if it was a Sony exclusive

[frosty spindle]

isnt it some coop game tho

[arctic frost]

PvPvE

[timid tide]

They are blocked

[dawn sable]

Nightreign can be played solo

[frosty spindle]

nightreignlike

[dawn sable]

It is not like Nightreign

[nimble bramble]

that probably means its ps exclusive so no

[arctic frost]

Nightreign solo is 🥱

[frosty spindle]

whos blocked

[nimble bramble]

what?

[timid tide]

You cant use mimic tears in the fight

[arctic frost]

You can

[nimble bramble]

yes you can? lol

[timid tide]

They were literally greyed out??

[nimble bramble]

💀

[arctic frost]

🤷

[dawn sable]

Thank god

[arctic frost]

You can use any summon for every ER boss iirc

[timid tide]

Game just hates me in particular ig

[nimble bramble]

?

[hazy sand]

Hi pooper

[frosty spindle]

yes you specificly

[nimble bramble]

can you send a video?

#media-and-links

[dawn sable]

Half the people saying that kind of stuff would defend it if it was a Sony exclusive lol

[dawn sable]

Hello Kier

[nimble bramble]

oh no i want them to just make the games they make available to all

but sloptendo in particular has my disdain

[sick storm]

nah no one should be able to play them

[dawn sable]

How come you would hate it more than Sony

[frosty spindle]

nintendo greater sony

[nimble bramble]

i mean its just comparing crap with trash

[dawn sable]

I am all for hate when it's equal, consistent and not based on misinformation or cherrypicked stuff

[nimble bramble]

atleast fromsoft has put out games on ps before so it would make more sense

[fossil raptor]

ngl why is that even a thing

[nimble bramble]

no one uses sloptendo and plays those games man

[dawn sable]

Sony increased online price services and the cheapest PSN+ sub costs ×4 the most expensive NSO sub a year

[honest ridge]

e

[arctic frost]

I hate Nintendo exclusive more, because if I were to buy a PlayStation, there would be more than 1 game I would like to play on it at least

[frosty spindle]

theyre both horrible companys but nintendos games are better

[junior smelt]

Guys what will happend if I choose ( I,d like you to wait ) instade of ( Iam ready) in forge of giants ????

[dawn sable]

Sony increased the prices of the consoles in this generation about three times, if I can recall well

[wispy bison]

he will wait

[nimble bramble]

then you'll wait... lol

[rapid atlas]

[arctic frost]

She will... wait.

[spare spear]

Wait = no moving to next area
No wait = new area

[dawn sable]

PS5 and games lol nice one

[timid tide]

I got lucky with malekith

[junior smelt]

So nothing special

[timid tide]

I do not even feel happy, I feel dead inside

[rapid atlas]

🔥

[nimble bramble]

say maliketh please thanks. also congrats

[timid tide]

I don't give a damn about mordecai

[spare spear]

Maliketh one of the best bosses

[junior smelt]

I don't wanna kill Milena 😔

[tropic citrus]

I love Elden Ring, but I get lost in it every time.

[arctic frost]

Hey, I didn't say it had a ton of games, but it's certainly more than 1 I'd be interested in 😂!

[nimble bramble]

💔

[junior smelt]

I have already choose Iam ready

[arctic frost]

From Mortal Kombat?

[spare spear]

Bro u could have saved her

[junior smelt]

I can ???

[frosty spindle]

mileba

[nimble bramble]

then you should burn the erdtree to the ground. and incinerate all that divides and distinguishes

[spare spear]

U see there is… this thing

[rapid atlas]

Godifray is so hard 😔

[spare spear]

A power of sort, quite narcissistic and it lies under lyndell

[junior smelt]

How I can do that what should I type on YouTube to see a toturial

[arctic frost]

Miyazaki and GRRM should have never been allowed to team up with their naming conventions

[spare spear]

Frenzied flame location

[tropic citrus]

I love Elden Ring, but I get lost in it every time.

[arctic frost]

It's bait sir, you can go on

[spare spear]

We got it the first time

[nimble bramble]

Simple. Go beneath the capital of leyndell and seek out the frenzied flame. Your flesh will serve as kindling and the girl can be spared

[spare spear]

But… on the cost of everything else

Quite literally aswell

[nimble bramble]

world is doomed anyways might aswell

[timid tide]

I feel like maybe I can finally enjoy the game now that he's gone

[tropic citrus]

I thought my message had gotten lost in the conversation.

[hazy sand]

Hru

[timid tide]

He is genuinely that bad for me, I genuinely think he alone brings the enjoyment of elden ring's entirety down just by being a mandatory boss

That being said though, I might enjoy it more when I'm way overleveled on ng+

[zealous fulcrum]

Evidently the game is a lot easier when I stop trying to dodge things and just tank it with a shield

Sword and board my beloved

[fossil raptor]

oh so tanking is the meta now? lol

[finite nova]

Really, if one boss just makes the game less for you, just mimic tear em and have fun with the rest of the game. You dont get points from suffering in what is essentially, a fancy toy

[timid tide]

I might have to ask what mimic tears even do

[zealous fulcrum]

When I try to dodge a bosses combo but I screw up the timing by 0.1s, and get stunlocked while the rest of the bosses combo slimes me (morgott)

[timid tide]

I thought they just led you to the next site of grace

[nimble bramble]

mate if you've been struggling this much how come you never used it?

[finite nova]

• 10 mimic tear is a summoning ash that mimics you, the player, and it makes most of the bosses trivial

[zealous fulcrum]

Meanwhile, I equip a medium shield, tank the entire combo and finish it off with a guard counter

[timid tide]

Wait no what I was thinking of was Grace Mimic, but on that note I think its a pretty simple reason, I didn't know it existed

[finite nova]

If you are at least passable at the game, its basically a boss fight skip

[nimble bramble]

oh lmao

you never went to nokstella?

[timid tide]

I missed it or something

No I just didnt look

[nimble bramble]

my bad nokron

[tired forge]

when the night is in a sacred ground

[zealous fulcrum]

And because it's a medium shield I still have the option of using one of the parry AoWs for criticals, or go for barricade shield for even more aggressive guard counters

Sword and board bros stay winning

[timid tide]

I don't care about ashes so ig I just didn't read it

[tired forge]

W guard counter build

[nimble bramble]

you should if you struggle as much as you did

[timid tide]

Malekith was the only one

[tired forge]

the only shield i've ever used is the DS3 milwood one that passively regens hp

[junior smelt]

And the end will be that Iam lord of frenzied flame ?

[nimble bramble]

you shouldnt spoil yourself

[tired forge]

You'll save Melina from her harrowing fate and live happily ever after

[nimble bramble]

but yes

[zealous fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-dap-me-up-mr-boss-pim-super-monkey-ball-gif-982477278828963206

[zealous fulcrum]

That sounds amazing

[tired forge]

Chosen Tarnished, and would-be Lord.
Descend into the depths, far below the Erdtree Capital.

[zealous fulcrum]

I should give DS3 another try, the first time I played I had a very hard time because I was fat rolling and had the most incoherent build imaginable

[tired forge]

never fatroll in roll souls 3

[zealous fulcrum]

I got past pontiff sullivan and quit

[spare spear]

Ah ok

[cedar matrix]

son

[tired forge]

got past the skill check boss 😭

[zealous fulcrum]

While fat rolling

[timid echo]

brah this lies of p boss killing 🤣

[tired forge]

the next boss after pontiff sulyvahn is 20 times harder 🥶

[timid tide]

I'm never taking that thing off me by the way

Not a boss I won't be using it on

[wispy bison]

i put a slice of lemon on my fried chicken

genuinelly disgusting, tasted like straight poison

[plush trellis]

Hey

[wispy bison]

hello

[rapid tusk]

Am never trying a non rune leveled slot again beating Margit at level 0 is just about impossible

[void trail]

Hi Elden Chat

[wispy bison]

eggo

[rapid tusk]

This is my sign to go back to starting the game after I've rune farmed to level 300

[wispy bison]

skill issue eggo

[rapid tusk]

Shush iris

[sick storm]

🔥

[gleaming pond]

Son. You can beat the game at level 100…

that’s a comfortable level

[patent seal]

depense of the build

with an OP build you can beat the game with any level

[gleaming pond]

Surely he doesn’t need to be level 300??!!

[patent seal]

yeah sure 😭

all builds is 150lvl max

[gleaming pond]

This guy rune farms until he overpowered and then complains of getting 6 shot

[native stream]

Levels hardly matter in the long run beyond vigor and weapon requirements in any case

[gleaming pond]

Which is why you don’t need to be Death, destroyer of worlds to fight margit

[rapid tusk]

Am level 1 trying to kill Margit it's not going well

[native stream]

Watch a reference, or go upgrade your weapon

[rapid tusk]

Ok a question

[native stream]

Or do both, better yet

[gleaming pond]

Bit of a downgrade, huh?

[stoic iron]

or go level vigor

[rapid tusk]

For my other slot how do I use summons how do I summon stuff

[rapid tusk]

599 levels yeah pretty big.

[gleaming pond]

You need the bell

[rapid tusk]

What bell

How do I get the bell

[gleaming pond]

go to the church of Elleh after getting Melina

Otherwise the finger ladies sell it

[rapid tusk]

And then?

[native stream]

The rest will be relatively obvious

[gleaming pond]

Talk to the renna and you get the bell

[rapid tusk]

Ok thx

[gleaming pond]

renna
Shaung to Shaun type name change

How’s your day Eden

[native stream]

Exhausting

I have a speech to write for the principal of my school

Its her birthday tomorrow

[gleaming pond]

yikes

[onyx quarry]

Guys I finally got the dlc for Elden ring im so happy

[gleaming pond]

I would be scared

[hazy sand]

Good luck

[native stream]

So its just saying some nice things and whatnot

[gleaming pond]

you can’t tell jokes to a superior unfortunately

[onyx quarry]

Do I finish the game first then go to the dlc or as soon as I can

[hazy sand]

Tho having to write a speech for the head is crazy

[rapid tusk]

I beat him OML ofc with sorecer Rogers help

[gleaming pond]

As J.D. Salinger wrote, “shooting the bull”

[gleaming pond]

Good job

[rapid tusk]

Now I understand why people say this game is hard

[gleaming pond]

All my speeches include a list of jokes to tell at random times

I’m not eating into your Ragebait ego

[rapid tusk]

For now I focus on upgrading vigor right?

[rapid tusk]

Huh??? Am serious with rune farmed before hand the game was easy

[gleaming pond]

Yes, although I thought you were doing a rl1 run

[storm creek]

I beat ng+7 with 250 idk what yall doing bro😭

[gleaming pond]

You’re not supposed to rune farm so

[ebon forge]

elden ringus

[rapid tusk]

Dawg this is my first souls game and am fighting omen at level 1 with no upgrades

[gleaming pond]

it’s mildly infuriating when someone with an over inflated ego says something condescending

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Rend

[storm creek]

Huh what are you saying

[bleak oxide]

It's my first Souls game I’ve played too

[ebon forge]

heya whats good

[storm creek]

Are you restarting the game

[gleaming pond]

This guy farmed to lvl 600 before Godrick

[rapid tusk]

Yeah wallahi ana betnak

[halcyon kernel]

Not much been playing the og re4

U?

[storm creek]

HOW can you even do that😭

[ebon forge]

Ive just been spamming marathon

[halcyon kernel]

W

[rapid tusk]

Just got the bell from Ranni am spamming the wolves

[ebon forge]

absolutely insane runs recently tbh

[gleaming pond]

“Just killing things” is the way they put it

[native stream]

Slowly, or the guy lied, equally possible

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Eden

[native stream]

Heya

[halcyon kernel]

Niceee

[rapid tusk]

Huh I got the spirit calling bell but I still can't use it anyone know why?

[gleaming pond]

Rend how do you not get vacuumed of your entire vault every weekend

[storm creek]

Or cheats ig

[halcyon kernel]

I'm also waiting on new updates for this month on Helldivers

[bleak oxide]

Explore elden world and try to get some wappons first

[halcyon kernel]

They released a teaser image showing a stratagem code on a tree in a new biome

[rapid tusk]

I can confirm I did not lie I can send you a picture of my slot

[native stream]

I dont actually care so no need

[rapid tusk]

No like I got the bell but I can't use it why is that

[gleaming pond]

You need a spirit

[rapid tusk]

Ok but could you tell me how to use the bell to summon spirits it's not getting used

[gleaming pond]

You use the spirit, not the bell silly

[rapid tusk]

I have one the wolfs she gave me

[native stream]

You use the spirits, not the bell, yeah

[rapid tusk]

The ashes right

[bleak oxide]

What is the bell u got?

[rapid tusk]

It doesn't let me use them

[gleaming pond]

Yes click on the spirits

[rapid tusk]

Spirit calling bell

[rapid tusk]

Yes j click on them option to use it isn't there

It's there but I can't press it I mean it's dim

[gleaming pond]

You have to put them in your slot

[native stream]

You need to be in certain areas in order to summon spirit ashes, there will be a little gravestone at the bottom right corner of your screen

[gleaming pond]

and then use the use button

Oh wait I lowkey forgot about that mechanic

[rapid tusk]

Oh thankss

[gleaming pond]

I never use spirits anymore

[hazy sand]

I sometimes do when I feel like chilling

[gleaming pond]

Tiche has a lavish life of luxury in my chest

she drinks only the finest wine

[storm creek]

I never even got the bell

[lunar stirrup]

Im cooked

[storm creek]

I don’t come back for ranni

[gleaming pond]

Why

[hexed knoll]

Great people don’t judge others who wish to join them because they know what it took to get there

[rapid tusk]

If am gonna be a summoner typa main what stat is the most useful

[lunar stirrup]

Just entered dlc radahn bossroom

[rapid tusk]

Also how do I make them last longer

[native stream]

There's no correlation, really

[native stream]

They last until they die

[gleaming pond]

Upgrade them

[dim pawn]

alas, i am returnst

[rapid tusk]

Like the fp thing the energy

[gleaming pond]

Mind

[rapid tusk]

Nah mine just kinda dissapeared

[gleaming pond]

level mind

[sick storm]

and the legendary action is just radahn again

[dim pawn]

upgrade them

[hexed knoll]

Upgrade mind and upgrade your spirits via roderika in the round table hold

[native stream]

Theres a crystal tear that completely negates FP consumption, so doesnt matter

[gleaming pond]

That happens when you exit the area to summon

[rapid tusk]

A bit of a dumb question but how

[dim pawn]

upgrade materials

[rapid tusk]

Ok bet I'll go do that

[native stream]

Likely walked away from the aforementioned area

[rapid tusk]

How do I get that

[gleaming pond]

It’s way way further

[native stream]

Its later on

[dim pawn]

only upgrade mind for more expensive spirits

[gleaming pond]

mt gelmir

[hexed knoll]

I only heard aforementioned in Shakespeare and bojack horseman

[rapid tusk]

What does he look like

[native stream]

She, and you probably already met her, red hood

[rapid tusk]

The woman who hugs you?

[gleaming pond]

It’s normal English pal. Not chud-vernacular

[hexed knoll]

She is beside the blacksmith but u need to 1) defeat Godrick 2) talk between her and blacksmith guy a couple times and she’ll be there. She’s at storm hill shack

[rapid tusk]

Well I'll need to go beat God Rick first then

[native stream]

My vocab is quite expansive, this is because I am a massive nerd

[hexed knoll]

I’m no chud - vernacular but I’m not exactly Victorian.

[gleaming pond]

No it’s the woman at the storm hill shack

[iron quiver]

What yhr hell you can get to leyndell begin game???

[hexed knoll]

Don’t worry you’ll piece him up with nepheli loux

[gleaming pond]

No??

[iron quiver]

Lvl 27 in leyndell

[rapid tusk]

No idea what that is but sure man

[native stream]

Only with an exploit we cannot discuss here, be mindful

[hexed knoll]

She’s a person u can summon

[iron quiver]

A teleporter trap brought me here lol im lvl 27 at leyndell now

[bleak oxide]

I’m in the Siofra River and I didn’t find anything interesting, so should I keep exploring or go somewhere else?

[iron quiver]

No not with exploit

[dim pawn]

yurr

[hexed knoll]

There’s also them teleporter traps

[iron quiver]

Teleporter trap lol

[gleaming pond]

Oh no that’s just the manor balcony

[rapid tusk]

Bet I'll try to get her then finna have an army soon

[dim pawn]

yes you can

[native stream]

Its a dead end, you're in a sectioned off part

[hexed knoll]

Guys gonna be like megumi

[gleaming pond]

you can’t actually go to main leyndell

[dim pawn]

tp trap in weeping peninsula

[iron quiver]

Ahh yeah youre right

[rapid tusk]

Nah more like jinwoo

[gleaming pond]

Yeah that’s the manor balcony

[iron quiver]

Quite crazy, i didnt know this

[hexed knoll]

Never watched sry

[iron quiver]

Nah not that one

[gleaming pond]

You get good talisman for roll runs

[hexed knoll]

Is it not divine bridge?

[rapid tusk]

It's fine it's just a quick watch anyway

[dim pawn]

tower or reminiscence or somthing

[gleaming pond]

Yes that one

[iron quiver]

Divine bridge yes

[iron quiver]

Youre right

[gleaming pond]

The tp trap takes you to the divine manor balcony

[hexed knoll]

Divine bridge the big fire troll thing is there

[bleak oxide]

Anyone here know about siofra river?

[rapid tusk]

Also what do u upgrade the spirits with please don't say runes

[hexed knoll]

Nuh uh there’s another one

[iron quiver]

Divine bridge, im there right now lol

[gleaming pond]

Yes that one, were saying the same things just saying it differently

[native stream]

Ghost/Grave Glovewort as well as runes

[hexed knoll]

Ohhhh ok

The grace there is called diving bridge so that’s where I got it

[iron quiver]

I thibk everyone does lol

[rapid tusk]

I hate this gameee more rune farming

[gleaming pond]

They said to not say runes

[iron quiver]

Ye same thouh so to

[gleaming pond]

No! Not more rune farming!

Get runes normally!

[native stream]

Theyre cheap, there's never any need for rune farming

[gleaming pond]

By playing the game you payed 60 dollars for!

[rapid tusk]

Oh bet then

[bleak oxide]

I was there and i didn't see anything interesting there so should i keep exploring or not?

[hexed knoll]

If u feel like it go for it

Do I need to go through volcano manor to get to rykard?

Darn

[nova matrix]

Yes and no

[hexed knoll]

Wait I heard a no

[nova matrix]

I shall not elaborate

[gleaming pond]

You still have to go through cano in order to get to Rykard

[celest remnant]

Cool Take:Nolans story is less a villain story and more of a "cult survivor" story the only difference is this cult had the power to crack planets in half for thousands of years.

[native stream]

Fret not, for I shall elaborate

[hexed knoll]

It’s probably something that’s not to be told in this server than

[nova matrix]

Nah its legit

[hexed knoll]

Oh

[gleaming pond]

Brace for an Eden-graph

[nova matrix]

I'm just being a dingaling

[dim pawn]

am at chickfila

[hexed knoll]

Idk if I should be sad I’m missing out on the meaning of dingaling or not

[native stream]

No its normal gameplay
You can either access him by going through the Volcano Manor legacy dungeon (which involves killing the Godskin Noble boss) or by finishing the volcano manor questline which involves doing contracts for Tannith

[iron quiver]

Bro how do i get out of the divine bridge section

[dim pawn]

divine bridge?

[iron quiver]

Why am i this up close to the erdtree at lvl 27 this feels illegale

[hexed knoll]

Anything to avoid the crucible knight I seen in the loading screen I hate that guy

[dim pawn]

oh.

[dim pawn]

bro just warp out

[gleaming pond]

Yeah so Keanu you still have to go through cano manor in order to get to Rykard

[celest remnant]

He was the tip of the empires spear because this is the tool the empire built. Thousands of years of programming. Invincible presents that redemption isn't about apologizing it's the slow, agonizing process of unlearning your history. Nolan was a man who far too late realized that what he'd spent thousands of years destroying what he actually wanted. He liked being "weak" and "mortal".

[hexed knoll]

That’s the magic of trap teleporter

[native stream]

Not a mandatory fight

[iron quiver]

There were 2 msgs saying its a trap and I ignore it lol

[hexed knoll]

Fair

[gleaming pond]

It also had terrible animation
And a nice old man opening Christmas presents

[dim pawn]

warp out my mans

[native stream]

Uh not really? You only talk to Tanith, I wouldnt say that counts since you literally dont touch the dungeon part

[celest remnant]

honestly I'll take terrible animation if the animators are actually paid

[gleaming pond]

It’s still like going to volcano manor

[hexed knoll]

I hope this wasn’t from your memory and you copy pasted

[gleaming pond]

eh wtv

[celest remnant]

mappa makes great animation and also locks their animators in

[celest remnant]

On the spot dog

[dim pawn]

bro doesnt know

[hexed knoll]

Phew

I’m wiping sweat off my forehead like I js stopped a bomb from going off

[celest remnant]

i didn't copy and paste I'm saying I worded it on the spot

[native stream]

Im gonna go to sleep now

[hexed knoll]

Oh

[dim pawn]

bye eden

[hexed knoll]

I’m not wiping anymore

[gleaming pond]

The hakari scene where he beats Yuji like a drunk uncle was based on actual footage of Mappa animators asking for a 20 minute lunch break

[iron quiver]

The warp doesnt wanna turn on😭

[nova matrix]

Eepen🛌

[dim pawn]

no i mean go to your map and leave dude

[celest remnant]

true

[iron quiver]

I cant

[sweet quiver]

Oh my god spent 2h in Bayle fight

[celest remnant]

What invincible lacks in animation quality it makes up for in the writing imo

[iron quiver]

All graces are closes lol

[dim pawn]

sit at the bonfire

[celest remnant]

the ymanaged to turn conquest into a complex character with one sentence

[eternal hill]

Where my eyebrow go

[dim pawn]

did you win?

[celest remnant]

(comic book conquest is incredibly one dimensional)

[iron quiver]

Bayle is horrible prob did him 100x

[hexed knoll]

Boring old man who hits stuff and loves fighting

[celest remnant]

Yeah, literally perfect summary of conquest

[sweet quiver]

Im dead, but Thanks to Igon killed him

[dim pawn]

im so lonely

[celest remnant]

the show actually added to him

instead of just going "here's old man who likes punchies"

[wispy bison]

hi logic

[celest remnant]

Actually thinking on it the comics even did a poor job of actually showing how brutal the guy was for the build up

[hexed knoll]

They made him have a REASON to like punchies

[wispy bison]

logic but pronounced loguic

[celest remnant]

that scene where he grabs oliver and starts to slowly tear him in half?

chills

[dim pawn]

cro dont know

[coral linden]

Low geek

[celest remnant]

sup

[hexed knoll]

What about him and mark in the rematch

[wispy bison]

hi loggic

[celest remnant]

Pretty great too but I prefer the shock and awe of round 1

[dim pawn]

his real name.... is turquoise

[raven fern]

Hi

[celest remnant]

mark literally only survived because of eve and his own anger

[hexed knoll]

Didn’t hit the same the second time cause there was really no ‘get back’

[dim pawn]

bro had to lock tf in

[celest remnant]

Conquest out here skinless going "ah yes just a flesh wound"

[coral linden]

nah he's practically (Title Card)

[celest remnant]

"I'm still going to tear your head off"

[dim pawn]

no more games, just choking

[hexed knoll]

To survive that, he’d have to be…

[dim pawn]

hello grave warden, @raven fern

[celest remnant]

Crazy

[hexed knoll]

….

[celest remnant]

at that point I think he was just flat out crazed with viltrumite rage

[fleet pond]

Tis but a scratch

[celest remnant]

no invincible he just beat the guy to death with his own head and had the GDA not been there they both would've died horribly

makes it especially crazy that he's still a crybaby towards cecil WAY into the comics

[hexed knoll]

I’m only realising now that ppls names are like boss names. It’s their name, a comma, and a brief summary of who they are

[fleet pond]

Monty python and the Holy grail is a great film

[celest remnant]

This is one of many titles belonging to a wizard from a game

[fleet pond]

It's always been like that

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-hunger-osaa-fear-and-hunger-osaa-nashrah-story-of-undertale-gif-695158814414458606

Specificially this guy

(the one on the left)

[wispy bison]

logic delete this

[hexed knoll]

Looks like the old worm granny from SpongeBob

[nova matrix]

Basically is

[dim pawn]

why he got a sausage

[nova matrix]

No joke

[wispy bison]

its the charred severed head of an old god

[celest remnant]

Accurate by then, he's literally burnt out from the inside by an old gods fire

[dim pawn]

chawklate?!

[celest remnant]

No no

new god

[wispy bison]

well, an "old" new god

[celest remnant]

no, NEW god

[wispy bison]

shutup

[celest remnant]

there's a reason for the term

[nova matrix]

He's the devil on your shoulder telling you to do crime

[wispy bison]

hes an old new god

[celest remnant]

new gods aren't nearly as powerful as old gods, the term god is basically a lie

[wispy bison]

hes no longer new

[celest remnant]

they're much closer to demigods

[wispy bison]

hes been replaced by generations by now

[hexed knoll]

I feel so proud of myself I finally know where the whole devil and angel on your shoulder comes from

[wispy bison]

old new god

[nova matrix]

Where does it come from

[hexed knoll]

Merchant of Venice

I think…

[celest remnant]

Fear and Hunger+Fear and Hunger 2:Termina

[spare spear]

Yo

[celest remnant]

also no nashrahs not so much a devil on your shoulder

[tired forge]

when the dance is macabre

[hexed knoll]

Howdy

[wispy bison]

who even cut off nashrahs head?

[dim pawn]

hi solaire

[celest remnant]

he acts as a dictator until osaa tires of him

[wispy bison]

how did he lose his body and end up ina corpse pile

[celest remnant]

go here, do this, etc

[nova matrix]

Discard 1 card, return 2 creature cards from graveyard to hand

[celest remnant]

Picked a fight with this guy

[wispy bison]

what guy

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-hunger-fear-and-hunger-1-funger-gro-goroth-nas'hrah-gif-9378123310517517076

THIS is an old god

actually

a fragment of one

[still wren]

its time to replay mgr revengence and git gud to beat max difficulty

[hexed knoll]

Where is this from? What game I mean.

[tired forge]

Nas'hrah is an egotistical, overconfident, nearly immortal ...hole, but he's our bro

[tired forge]

Fear and Hunger

[wispy bison]

hes not patches bro

[celest remnant]

Said already

[nova matrix]

Fungus and Hear

[dim pawn]

soooo.... jer-

[ebon forge]

Fungae

algae ponds bath bomb

[dim pawn]

fun guys

[tired forge]

he's Patches but instead of pushing you off a cliff he summons a monster that oneshots you

[green yew]

Guys if I die once and lose 30k runes
Then if I die again in another place without recovering those 30k runes
Then I can never recover them?

[celest remnant]

Grogorth is the god of destruction and blood, Sylvian is the goddess of Life and Love, Rher is the god of madness and lies, the sulfur god is the discarded half of All-Mer, the only new god to ever actually ascend to godhood

[wispy bison]

correct

[dim pawn]

die twice without recovering, lose money

[wispy bison]

dunno if you should be talking about this game in this server btw considering how explicit it is

[green yew]

Another day, another reason to hate this game

[rapid tusk]

Yeah bro am AT LEAST rune farming to level 100

[nova matrix]

looks at dung eater

[celest remnant]

Oh I have for awhile, we can talk funger without mentioning the imagery lol

[rapid tusk]

What stats should I focus on

[wispy bison]

okay

[nova matrix]

Vigor

[celest remnant]

lets see I've been mod here for four years now?

[dim pawn]

least fun way to play the game

[tired forge]

don't mention the shock value enemy

[dim pawn]

sttrength

[rapid tusk]

100 is better than 600 my guy

[nova matrix]

All of them are shock value enemies

[dim pawn]

just play the game normally

[rapid tusk]

So like 50 strength 50 vigor 30 Intel?

[celest remnant]

Ton more to funger than the shock value the game is actually quite deep

[dim pawn]

youll get to level 100 probably much faster

[celest remnant]

(especially 2)

[dim pawn]

50 vigor is HELLA overkill

[rapid tusk]

So let's say like 30ish for every stat?

[tired forge]

I do think the first one I won't mention is definitely meant to shock newcomers and set the tone, the rest of the game is actually much more chill apart from 2-3 other enemies

[dim pawn]

30 🥀

[fleet pond]

60 vig for endgame

[wispy bison]

dude genuinelly stop spreading missinformation like this

[rapid tusk]

then instead of letting me guess gimme an answer man

[dim pawn]

nah you obly need 10 vig max. dump everything else into strength and faith

[tired forge]

Why is he lying?

[celest remnant]

Ye, I feel they lowered the direct nsfw in 2 in favor of making what is there more brutal

[rapid tusk]

Yeah nice one bro

[wispy bison]

you just make the job of the people in community help harder

[rapid tusk]

Can u answer me then

[dim pawn]

i literally never level vig idk why yall waste level points

[nova matrix]

Shun the non vig believer

[wispy bison]

what

[rapid tusk]

What stats should I be aiming to get mainly like how much of each

[dim pawn]

40 vig generally is the standard for a first playthrough

[wispy bison]

60 of vigor and 80 of whatever damage stat youre using

[tired forge]

Ma'habre is genuinely one of the best area i've explored in a videogame

[celest remnant]

More places should use time bending for exploration

[fleet pond]

Where in the game are you

[rapid tusk]

Am probaly gonna go sword so strength? Cuz I feel like over leveled and magic would be to much

[tired forge]

yeah termina is much more chill... you've got the woodsman early game and that's it

[rapid tusk]

Lets say like right before God Rick but am pretty boosted I rune farm

[tired forge]

bellend is too funny to be gross

[dim pawn]

use whatever weapon you feel like using

[tropic linden]

I spent 40 minutes on fire giant just to realize I could slap his ahh by goin under his butt on phase two

[dim pawn]

play around with weapons, see what you like

[rapid tusk]

Ill probaly go mage then it honestly looks really fun

[celest remnant]

I like the theory that this is the same thing effecting chaugner

[dim pawn]

try finger,
but hole

[tropic linden]

lol

[celest remnant]

it would make a ton of sense frankly given the look

[celest remnant]

???

[dim pawn]

you'll want to pump mind and intelligence for that

[celest remnant]

Lets not

[fleet pond]

Deals less damage but you can literally and figuratively beat his ass

[dim pawn]

most common message ever in ER

[tired forge]

I believe in it, honestly I haven't played for like 2 years cuz i've been waiting for the update due to how fundamental it will apparently be

[celest remnant]

We working hard talking about an nsfw game in a clinical sense and you over here literally just like tossing the intent out voluntarily come on man

[rapid tusk]

So let's like 80 intl and stupid question but what's the difference between mage staffs and seals because I just feel like seals are a lot cooler (the weapon not the animal)

[celest remnant]

Lets not, thank you

[wispy bison]

no please let them ive been waiting for them to get themselves banned forever

[tropic linden]

Yeah that’s what I realized after 40 mins tryna cut the hand/eye

[rapid tusk]

And does int stat apply to both of them

[dim pawn]

thats a sentence that contains words

and zero punctuation

[iron quiver]

Im stuck on the divine bridhe still

How the hell

[wispy bison]

open your map and teleport to any site of grace

[tropic linden]

it’s okay nobody got offended

[iron quiver]

Do i get out without hsving to defeat this dude

[dim pawn]

you'll wanna go for the staves with the highest intelliigence scaling

[iron quiver]

Mate its closed

[celest remnant]

In otherwords "I know I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it so, I'll pivot to mocking what you said instead."

[dim pawn]

fr its just a funny 5 word meme

[celest remnant]

#rules

[iron quiver]

Cant travel to other site of grace

[dim pawn]

sit. at. the. grace.

[deep comet]

this frost dragon bro..

[rapid tusk]

Yeah but like what's the difference between like those seals you can use on your hand and the staff

[ebon forge]

blood god demands sacrifices (bans)

[tropic linden]

Ik,ik.

[dim pawn]

@iron quiver go to #media-and-links ill send a picutre

[nova matrix]

Rest at grace

[tired forge]

okay let's instead talk about how awesome it is to explore a god's insides

[nova matrix]

Then teleport

[timid tide]

Is Gideon meant to be an absolute joke?

[tired forge]

let him do his monologue

[celest remnant]

Good sequence imo albeit getting the cube felt kinda meh

[deep comet]

whats good bro

[tired forge]

fair nuff

[iron quiver]

Oh bruh its that easy

[spare spear]

Told you, spams every spell know to man and Harry Potter

[fleet pond]

Seals cast incants (most are faith some are arc/faith and a couple are int/faith) saves are for sorcery (uses int)

[wispy bison]

double crow mauler

[timid tide]

No, he shouldn't be monologuing

What an idiot he is for doing that

[celest remnant]

Ironically this is just a mandatory encounter in 2

gullbros

[dim pawn]

i literally said it 20 years ago lmfao

[iron quiver]

Is there a way to go to liurnia of the lakes without godrick

[tired forge]

the best part is going through the spike traps hell with yellow lizardmages

[dim pawn]

correct

[iron quiver]

I forgot

[dim pawn]

also congrats on beating maliketh

[wispy bison]

its only in maso mode, ive yet to fight them, i havent played maso mode because the radiation mechanic is something i cant be bothered dealing with

[fleet pond]

If you let him do his monologue and have done all the shard bearers he is difficult

[timid tide]

Thank you, still trying to forget

[iron quiver]

Gideon that one dude that takes credit for th3 group assignment whike not doing anything

[tired forge]

honestly maso mode is fine... if you memorize the entire map layout

[celest remnant]

unironically 1 to 1 with just dealing with the double crow mauler fight

[dim pawn]

"hardest" npc in ER btw

[celest remnant]

and ye you right

[tired forge]

you can follow a simple game plan to deal with the early game, during which you're helpless

[timid tide]

They hype him up in the opening, like "Sir Gideon, the ALLL KNOOWWWING", just for him to die before he can even do anything

[wispy bison]

no hes the dude that does the whole asignment by himself and if he decides that you didnt help enough he will simply not credit you and let you fail

[tropic linden]

That’s why he failed

[hearty zenith]

You're a scientist right?

[celest remnant]

Yes

[dim pawn]

thats.

just.

no

[wispy bison]

oh... thats not...

[celest remnant]

This is why I start with Olivia for maso runs

[tired forge]

go to the mayor's house for books, throw glass shards on da dawgs, go to PRHVL pub and Hugo's funhouse for books and then you're set for your maso run

[fleet pond]

I thought you gave people drugs?

[dim pawn]

gideon literally did nothing lmfao

[celest remnant]

she's one of the few characters NOT helpless

[celest remnant]

I grow cannabis and sell it to fund my research

[tired forge]

my fav ended up being Levi because of how much of a blank slate he is ngl

[hearty zenith]

What do you think of singularities

[fleet pond]

Oh that makes sense

[dim pawn]

to this day, he's still looking for the

a l b i n a u r i c w o m a n

[celest remnant]

this is in addition to handling contracts from large pharmecutical companies from time to time for larger payouts

[tropic linden]

[wispy bison]

he puzzled everything out before you did and hes been activelly putting branches on the floor for you to trip over

[tired forge]

using the rifle/trenchgun also allows you to kill an enemy you'd have to backtrack for in the early game like Chaugner

[celest remnant]

Horrifying

A singularity would be the worst way for our planet to go out

[wispy bison]

all his servants are incompetent though as seen by ensha

[dim pawn]

and yet i put a 2 inch dagger in his back and he knows in his bones or some shih

[spare jetty]

Hey

[celest remnant]

@tired forge you think we'll get a confirmation of the kaiser/legarde connection in 3

[tired forge]

hopefully

[dim pawn]

hii

[fleet pond]

Find the albinoric woman, she hides in a cave to the west of ilaskiar (don't know how to spell it) ruins that jut from the mist shrouded lakes of liurnia

[tired forge]

there is no way kaiser isn't le'garde

miro is just teasing us

[celest remnant]

I consider his sprite when using rot confirmation enough but I'd like to see it

[tired forge]

or atleast some sort of transcended new le'garde

[hearty zenith]

I feel they only exist in mathematics but something like that doesn't exist in a real physical world

[tropic linden]

What happens if I click the bot trap channel

[dim pawn]

f i n d t h e a l b i n a u r i c w o m a n

[tired forge]

I think the old Le'garde died due to the ritual

[celest remnant]

Homie....we've photographed a black hole

There's a supermassive one right near our solar system

[tropic linden]

Who’s we

[celest remnant]

nasa

this is the worlds first photographed singularity

[hearty zenith]

Yeah but that's not a proof for the existence of a singularity

[tropic linden]

U work at nasa

[merry fox]

Chat I switched from a dex arcane build to a strength faith build

[celest remnant]

No I can read the news lol

[tired forge]

doonut

[celest remnant]

I am an independant contractor and a chemist.

[hearty zenith]

You're the best chemist

At least you play runescape, Based

[tired forge]

Hi i'm Brian

[tropic linden]

So,what do you do?

[tropic linden]

[fleet pond]

General Radahn, the famed red lion and scourge of the stars is a ferocious warrior, he fought malenia and her rot to a standstill in the celid wilds to limgraves east, and by my reckoning he remains there even today, though I doubt he resembles his former self

[tired forge]

he's a chemist and a contractor that works for themself

[merry fox]

Hello mr brian

[celest remnant]

Right now my focus is on expanding my greenhouses but usually I grow cannabis, sell it, and use that to buy everything from the distillery equipment I bought last year to the MRI machine I bought this year.

[tropic linden]

yes but what are chemists and contractors doin

[fleet pond]

No, he's a scientist who sells cannabis to fund his research

[tired forge]

they do chem stuff and contractor stuff

[tropic linden]

what. Isn’t it illegal?

[celest remnant]

No, I live in Oklahoma

[tropic linden]

Ohh

[green yew]

Guys I killed Renella in 4 tries, is this tuff?

[celest remnant]

here, it's approved for medicinal use, and you can score yourself a growers license if you're willing to pay 5000$

[timid tide]

Godfrey stepped on me

[tired forge]

doesn't sound too dingy

[tropic linden]

Worth it?

[celest remnant]

(this is what my buy in was but no telling what the price is now)

[celest remnant]

Massively.

[hearty zenith]

Am trying to solve navier stokes equations ☹️

[celest remnant]

oh that's fun

[inland kite]

Do ng+ give u more runes

[dim pawn]

b u h

[celest remnant]

yes

[dim pawn]

aye

[tropic linden]

I wish it was legal to grow drugs in general

[dim pawn]

not if you keep quiet.

[celest remnant]

EH we probably don't need fields of opium everywhere

[tired forge]

it's not illegal if nobody caught you

[dim pawn]

not a truer statement there is

[ebon forge]

[dim pawn]

wend

[tropic linden]

I would like to have my lil plant just chillin in the balcony

[wispy bison]

dude i havent smoked in like 5 or so years, i kinda wanna get a blunt

im just too scared to go buy because i dont wanna get shanked

[ebon forge]

im smoking rn

[tired forge]

if my punishment was being a one eyed alien, I'd be happy

[celest remnant]

It's much better to stay legal gents, this is the difference between me being arrested and tried and the inspectors just destroying a small portion of my field if I'm growing too much at a time.

[ebon forge]

that helmet looks lowkey heavy

[green yew]

Who will shank you

[dim pawn]

*softly
-# dont

[tired forge]

yeah it must be uncomfy af too

[hearty zenith]

Do you suggest to read researches as much as possible, i feel I'll be more ready after 5 years if i isolate myself properly

[tired forge]

must press on your jaw so much

[dim pawn]

ive never done dwugs a day in my wife

[tired forge]

I don't intend to

[celest remnant]

Abolutely man, research papers at worst are a good read and at best tell you about how your world is evolving

[wispy bison]

logic i will buy from you

[dim pawn]

im a good cwistian boi who fowwos the wowd of gwyn

[celest remnant]

For instance:Did you know we'll soon be able to regrow teeth?

[tired forge]

heed the words of I, Shabriri

[celest remnant]

I'm a wholesale distributor not an individual supplier.

[tropic linden]

You could become the main thug

[dim pawn]

when did this chat become a drug dealing op?

[wispy bison]

😭

[dim pawn]

yo that would be so good

[hearty zenith]

DAMN

[wispy bison]

bro supplies big pharma

[hearty zenith]

And that will be 600k dollars

[tropic linden]

How

[celest remnant]

USAG-1 is a protein in your brain that was preventing you from tapping into a third seedbed of teeth.

[dim pawn]

b o a n

[tropic linden]

When?

[dim pawn]

hyperdontia:

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

[celest remnant]

Scientists in Kyoto are developing a blocker for this protein to temporarily shut it off.

[orchid bough]

Is there a way to give gideon the potion without killing any shardbearers? I haven't met nepheli yet, but I've met seluvis and he gave me the pot, but gideon just says "we've spoken long enough"

[celest remnant]

It's currently in clinical trials rn

[tired forge]

Hmmm... reading about scientific progress sure is better than fearmongering on your usual news channels

[celest remnant]

This has always been the case

[tired forge]

oh wow okay that's really interesting

[celest remnant]

The seedbed has sat dormant in your mouth, unutilized thanks to that protein

with this blocker, people with gaps can literally regrow their adult teeth

[wispy bison]

thats awesome, an excuse to stop brushing my teeth

[tired forge]

if that bed woke up, it'd sure cause chaos inside of you

[wispy bison]

teeth ugly? grow a new set

[celest remnant]

oh yeah notice I said individual

[tired forge]

new shedding technique

[celest remnant]

you aren't regrowing full racks like a shark

the trauma a person would undergo would probably be intense

[wispy bison]

i dont mind

[kind quail]

I am
Yall just havent unlocked the tooth update

[dim pawn]

Well

[celest remnant]

plus, your teeth are connected to your bone structure

[dim pawn]

Four,
skin

[kind quail]

4dee,
Sic

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/джона-хилл-jonah-hill-facepalm-рука-лицо-долоня-обличчя-gif-7167197686338732060

[dim pawn]

-s

[kind quail]

🤾‍♂️ 🤾‍♂️ 🤾‍♂️

[dim pawn]

Hate us cuz they ain't us

[celest remnant]

Told him

[kind quail]

✅

[timid tide]

Ok whoever said Godfrey was hard is a damn liar

[tired forge]

I guess bro

[timid tide]

Godfrey was genuinely easier than Godskin Duo

[hearty zenith]

I fully believe we will find a cure for schizophrenia and other mental disabilities in the next 10 years

[green yew]

Guys Melina left me, she said farewell 😢

[kind quail]

Its called DARKYS unyielding love

[green yew]

Now Varre will call me maiden less again

[tired forge]

Seek audience with the Three Fingers

[timid tide]

You literally just let Hoorah whiff his barrage, then kill him immediately

Tis simple as

[green yew]

Who is that

[celest remnant]

Australian or new zealander detected

[tired forge]

Descend into the depths, far below the Erdtree Capital.

[iron quiver]

Playing the game using the strategy guide book inst3ad of google is quite fun

[plain vault]

Hello

[dire ledge]

dbd suck your soul

[plain vault]

Don't diss my baby

You've been playing it for 6 hours.

Long lost twin?

[wispy bison]

can i be told too

[timid tide]

I let the three fingers touch me but I think I'm gonna needle

[wispy bison]

good luck with malenia then

[vale dock]

Hi

[hexed knoll]

All this stuff abt how to manage your anger and sadness, but not social anxiety or embarrassment

[celest remnant]

Fun fact:We have crispr down to the point that we can splice in direct inherent traits from dna millions of years old

[steep moss]

had a game of rivals where my team was nice to each other

must be a full moon

[hexed knoll]

Rivals in 26

[celest remnant]

The Colossal Biosciences project gave us these cuties.

[plucky blaze]

Rats

[celest remnant]

These are Wooly Mice.

[steep moss]

i’ll play paper mario for the n64 rn lol

[hexed knoll]

Which means?

[steep moss]

age doesn’t define the game!!1!

[plucky blaze]

Super sonic rats!

[celest remnant]

We took mice and gave them the positive genetic traits of the wooly mammoth.

A beautiful long coat, fat stores for surviving the winter.

[hexed knoll]

So we can revive mammoth with time?

[tired forge]

plz make golden hippopotamus

[vale dock]

a spider was walking on my desk]

[plucky blaze]

Don't eat it plz

[celest remnant]

We could do this now the laws just stand in the way

[vale dock]

i aint going to

that would taste very peculiar probably

[nova matrix]

Reviving mammoths❌

Putting a fetal brain into spider robot✅

[hexed knoll]

Reviving animals from extinction. The dodo bird will soon be mine.

[celest remnant]

These sheep are pretty cool huh

[vale dock]

dire wolfs

[celest remnant]

Can you guess their names?

[nova matrix]

No i hate sheep dumb animals

[hexed knoll]

Oddly muscular and not fluffy

[quasi lion]

Hi can someone drop some runes?

[nova matrix]

Are they actually cows

[celest remnant]

I'm lying to you btw, can you guess what about?

[vale dock]

sheep taste good in gyros

[hexed knoll]

That they’re sheep’s

[celest remnant]

It's the word "their" in that sentence.

"their" names are Dolly.

[nimble bramble]

frodo sam merry pippin?

[hexed knoll]

Elaborate

[steep moss]

watched my sister get rammed at a petting zoo, she too shares this sentiment towards sheep

bowled over by the legs

[nova matrix]

Phrasing damn

[celest remnant]

These are all the same sheep genetically. Dolly has been an ongoing cloning project.

[steep moss]

that’s true, i should definitely consider better words

[hexed knoll]

I’m both amazed and scared

[halcyon kernel]

Yeah I was caught off guard for a sec before I finished the rest of the sentence

[nova matrix]

Remember to take the clone oath before its too late

[celest remnant]

Cloning isn't even new either. Dolly was first successfully cloned in July of 1996.

[nova matrix]

It doesnt matter who is the original and who is not

You and your clone are ride or die

[celest remnant]

Each iteration has proved even more stable than the last (Dolly herself actually died young)

[hexed knoll]

That’s like pre I phone how the heck did they clone stuff

[nova matrix]

Take the oath today

Take egg and give it its own genetics

Boom clone

[hexed knoll]

That’s like drawing a face on an egg and pretending it’s a person taken to an extreme

[open tapir]

How to get in the trade channel

[tardy kernel]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[nova matrix]

I dont think it is but this is funny enough of a head image I'll run with it

Wilson the egg

[celest remnant]

You take a sample from the intended subject of genetic material, it's as easy as that.

[hexed knoll]

I feel like a smarty pants I had big copies so my bag was so full but I bought small copies for €1.60 today and now It’s lighter.

[wispy bison]

logic

check community help please and thanks

[hexed knoll]

Take a sample how?

Like stick a needle and suck it out?

[celest remnant]

Plucking hair from your head, having you swab

[open tapir]

Thanks

[hexed knoll]

Mha taught me that hair has your dna

And Covid tests

[wispy bison]

monster hunter a?

[plain vault]

Is it worth replaying ds1

[hexed knoll]

Man’s Hike to Alaska

[wispy bison]

never heard of it

[timid tide]

Who thought the invisible enemies that backstab you for 60% of your health were a good idea though

[hexed knoll]

It’s pretty good

[worn wigeon]

As a person who hasn’t played ds1, yes

[wispy bison]

the same guy who invented the torch that makes them visible

[hexed knoll]

Good answer

That’s what I like to see

[plain vault]

Then this opinion is irrelevant

I'm jk

[worn wigeon]

You just have to believe me though

[plain vault]

I was gonna do it either way

[timid tide]

The same torch you need twice in the entire game?

[worn wigeon]

Nice

[plain vault]

Once I beat elden ring I'll replay every souls game

[wispy bison]

yep

[hexed knoll]

U doing dlc?

[plain vault]

I didn't think of that.

[worn wigeon]

You can use the torch through the whole game, it does damage and lights the area

[open tapir]

I still can't access trade even after linking acc to psn does anyone know

[hexed knoll]

I have No clue if it’s good

[plain vault]

Fire giant hater?

[timid tide]

you use the torch through the whole game, I use other weapons and the lantern

[worn wigeon]

You don’t have the linked role

[plain vault]

Isn't that like night rein or smth. I've heard it's awful

[hexed knoll]

As someone who hasn’t beat the fire giant yet, I agree

[worn wigeon]

It’s not even bad though so I will

[worn wigeon]

Yes

[hexed knoll]

Nah it’s shadow of the erdtree too I think that’s the better one

I could be waffling I never played either

[plain vault]

I do wanna fight mesmer

[plain vault]

I do too

[wispy bison]

next fromsoft game should remove iframes from dodges

[worn wigeon]

You are correct

[open tapir]

I see

[mighty fractal]

do dark souls and elden ring have connections in the lore?

[arctic frost]

Bring back ADP

[plain vault]

Your just evil

[worn wigeon]

No

[arctic frost]

Nope