general-discussion

[velvet canopy]

taxes...

they dont tell you in school what awaits you out there

[wheat comet]

You never know until it happens, everyone stops before it does...

[shrewd barn]

exactly

[edgy phoenix]

Hello

[wheat comet]

Hello

[wispy bison]

im watching a horror movie and this guy sounds like chris griffin bro im crine

[shrewd barn]

i WISH they taught us how to do taxes in school cuz i just fumble thru it every year cuz i cba to pay someone to do it for me

[shrewd barn]

what movie

[velvet canopy]

its a pain

[edgy phoenix]

Whats wrong with Chris griffin

[wheat comet]

I wish they taught me how to live, cause I just fumble every year

[shrewd barn]

rip us

[shrewd barn]

oh same

[craggy current]

I read a book about a whale

[velvet canopy]

idk who this government person is but i dont owe them cos idk them

[wheat comet]

Which whale

[shrewd barn]

no exactly like i dont recall ever asking them for money

why do i owe them anything

[velvet canopy]

RIGHT?!

i demand receipts to see where my money goes

[wheat comet]

These people might be onto something...

[velvet canopy]

and ill see whether i continue to be a charity

[craggy current]

It’s the book by Herman Melville

[wheat comet]

[shrewd barn]

i also like somehow owe them over 1k this year in provincial taxes and im like ???? how

[wheat comet]

What did this "Government" guy ever do for us anyway

[shrewd barn]

moby duck

[shrewd barn]

stress us out

[wheat comet]

Fr, guy's just there to increase my cortisol

[shrewd barn]

cortisol maxxing or whatever the kids say

[velvet canopy]

tax evasion incoming

[nova jetty]

Anyone who has beaten PCR below level 200 with a melee build without summons is lowkey an expert in the fight. You basically have to be in order to beat him that way.

[craggy current]

The book is very difficult to read

[shrewd barn]

im too much of a goody two shoes to evade my taxes

[winged obsidian]

or deflecting hard tear shield poke

ggs.

[velvet canopy]

well no one likes going to jail so

XD

[shrewd barn]

it is kinda yeah, but then u get thru it and youre like damn thats a good book

[velvet canopy]

we dont have much of a choice

[delicate shuttle]

Aus only has 31 days of diesel left, with none on the way. 31 days until the lights go out and no more Elden Ring 😐

[wheat comet]

If I just lobotomize myself, they can't tax me anymore

[shrewd barn]

idk 3 meals a day guaranteed doesnt sound so bad

[nova jetty]

Forgot to mention without a shield

[velvet canopy]

no electric bills

or water

[winged obsidian]

deflecting hard tear carries

[velvet canopy]

no rent

[shrewd barn]

u get me

[velvet canopy]

sounds like paradise

[craggy current]

I tried my best to understand it

[velvet canopy]

all i ask is solitary cos i talk to myself anyway idm

[nova jetty]

It's easy to beat him with a shield, I've heard. Especially good shields

[wheat comet]

I don't think I could eat three meals

[wispy bison]

no electric water

[shrewd barn]

yeah fr

[winged obsidian]

Australia runs entirely off diesel?

[wispy bison]

broooo im so happy, i look so cute with my new haircut, and my new skincare products are doing wonders

im winning i think

[shrewd barn]

i assume theyre like smaller

[wheat comet]

Maybe

[shrewd barn]

hell yeah

[dire ledge]

your hands soft sinn

.

[shrewd barn]

i got my face tattoo touched up so now i cant use my skincare for like another 3 days and im suffering

[velvet canopy]

wat

[wheat comet]

If I'm not criminally insane before prison, I sure will be after

[velvet canopy]

T_T what does this even mean

[wheat comet]

Take the compliment

[winged obsidian]

you will be after they lock you in that rubber room

[velvet canopy]

arigato

[wheat comet]

That's like, crazy or something

[dire ledge]

it means u not built for that prison life

[winged obsidian]

yeah I was crazy once

[dire ledge]

only dbd and valorant

[velvet canopy]

i dont think anyone is

[dire ledge]

nah i am

[velvet canopy]

dbd, dont mention valo

[wheat comet]

Maybe he wasn't meant to be a recusant lmao

[velvet canopy]

we leave that in the past

[dire ledge]

nah thats never going

[velvet canopy]

ur tough u right

[dire ledge]

i would die 0.1 seconds

[velvet canopy]

nah ud hit a few electrics

i believe

[dire ledge]

sinn can u buy guilty gear strive so i can play it and get good

my wnglish bad i gotta sleep

[velvet canopy]

no, tekken or nothing

its understandable english dw

[dire ledge]

plz bro its tuff 😢😢

[velvet canopy]

alright ill get it

[craggy current]

Play Apex Legends

[silver wraith]

Man I just do not understand this game lol I've been playing for 10 hours now and I don't feel any stronger than I did from the moment I first logged in. I can't find anywhere that I can go where I can actually complete something or make it all the way through without being murdered. I know it's a skill issue I know you're all pros and I'm a scrub but is there just not a beginner zone where I can level up a little bit because every time I walk 5 ft I'm looking at a giant that smashes my skull with a tree trunk or some big skeleton with a Lance that can hit me from across the room.

[wheat comet]

Get all BR's and just, take them out of here

[dire ledge]

i got like 30 mins and yober a sweat

[velvet canopy]

yober always a sweat

asuka gamer

[nova jetty]

I just saw Cr1TiKaL's first playthrough of Elden Ring and he called Starscourge Radahn the hardest Souls boss, lol. Dude had no idea what he had waiting for him (Malenia and PCR).

[wheat comet]

So like, I don't really know what would help you physically, all I know is that the mental/emotional game is where you really win or lose.

[wispy bison]

i just watched critikal and he said something about a poopy fart chungus i have no idea what this man is saying

[nova jetty]

Dude seems to talk about poop and moist a lot. I'm not really a fan of his analogies

[peak slate]

Hes a got a way of saying things 🤣
Not the best way lol

[wheat comet]

There is no best way, only the way we choose

[peak slate]

Kashimo

[wheat comet]

Dante

[peak slate]

Hollon lemme call hakari

[wheat comet]

Aight

[peak slate]

I think he just hit the jackpot 😂

[wispy bison]

holup wait i just hit the jackpot

[wheat comet]

When I cannot sleep there's a fever 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

When you're burning hot I will bet on you 🤑

[wispy bison]

when i cannot gleep theres a fleeber

[peak slate]

Aye now we are in flow

[wheat comet]

This truly was our Jujutsu Kaisen

[peak slate]

Just fight him already man i wanna see that fight so bad

[wispy bison]

do jjk fans think they will unironically put phonk as hakaris fight theme

[wheat comet]

I don't know

[peak slate]

U think they wanna listen to tuca donka for 4min 11 secs

[wispy bison]

seems to be the case

[wheat comet]

This guy's a larper

[peak slate]

Nah they gotta deal with the reality lol

[gray smelt]

there's no save in this one

[peak slate]

🤣

[wispy bison]

who

[gray smelt]

wait already left the server

[wheat comet]

💔

[peak slate]

Dayum the realisation

[gray smelt]

that's what 10 hours of sufferable does to a man

[wheat comet]

These games are like a Kodoku

[peak slate]

Lol

[wheat comet]

for every 500 players only 1 survives the evolution

[peak slate]

And u did survive for 400 yrs

Your one case of evolution

[wheat comet]

You know how it is

[gray smelt]

he said the hardest boss so far bruh

[peak slate]

Survival of the freakest

[gray smelt]

also that was 4 years ago

[nova hazel]

im sorry 10 hrs???

[wheat comet]

❤️‍🩹 😔 ✌️

[nova hazel]

gng its not that hard 😭

[peak slate]

Pre nerd radahn was amazing

[nova hazel]

beastman of farum azula got bro 💔

[peak slate]

Patches got him bro 😭

[wheat comet]

I agree

[gray smelt]

indeed

[nova hazel]

too far

[south ledge]

pre nerd...

[nova hazel]

erdtree burial watchdog got bro 😭

[south ledge]

when did radahn become a nerd like me

[peak slate]

Oh shi

[wheat comet]

When he started studying magic duh

[south ledge]

fair enough

[nova hazel]

mad pumpkin head got bro

[nova hazel]

he's been a my little pony nerd

[wheat comet]

^

[peak slate]

Camping soldier got him 😭

[wheat comet]

Radahn lowkey a horse girl

[wispy bison]

brooo i thought i was tripping asf

[nova hazel]

hes been getting into umamusume too

[peak slate]

Who patches?

[wispy bison]

someone just told me about a specific case of a therapy that ended up killing a patient and i was tripping so bad because thats literally the plot of petscop

[nova hazel]

radahn

[wheat comet]

The Goat

[peak slate]

Gah dayum

[peak slate]

Huh

[wheat comet]

Dark Souls was more of a dad than my dad

[peak slate]

Play mouthwash for creepy vibes

[wispy bison]

it left me questioning reality bro, thats crazy that it was a real thing

[peak slate]

For me its sekiro and nioh

[wheat comet]

They're just so peak

[wispy bison]

my dads were leon and dante

[peak slate]

Hey son

[wheat comet]

^^

[wispy bison]

up until they straight up massacred leon with the remakes

idk who that guy is, thats not my dad

[peak slate]

🤣

[wispy bison]

not my leon

[wheat comet]

OUR Leon

[peak slate]

Leon got the full attention from the womens team

[wheat comet]

Accurate

[wispy bison]

not this woman

hell naw, hes disgusting now

genuinelly repulsive

they took away all of his ethereal beauty

[peak slate]

🤣

[wheat comet]

"Hello gorgeous"

[raven fern]

My stomach is doing da hokey pokey

[wheat comet]

You should see a doctor

[peak slate]

this girl just can't stay out of trouble

[raven fern]

I consumed an apple today

[wispy bison]

i look like anya irl

[peak slate]

Take 2 more

[wheat comet]

Don't go to the doctor

[peak slate]

Huh

[wispy bison]

or so im told

[wheat comet]

I can confirm

[wispy bison]

[raven fern]

I also confirm that

[peak slate]

Pink hair or u short or u can read minds ?

Which one

[wheat comet]

All of the above

[peak slate]

Ayo

[wheat comet]

Vro forgot to lock the doors lmao 🤣

[wispy bison]

r u trolling or are you larping

[peak slate]

Anya send me req i need a girl on mah team who can read minds of others 🤣

[wheat comet]

If are you a troll because you're larping, or are you larping because you're a troll

[peak slate]

I aint letting that power slide nuh uh

[peak slate]

Strongest larper of today

[wheat comet]

If larping is your power what are you without it

[peak slate]

A larper

[wheat comet]

[peak slate]

Cuz with great larping comes great larpability

God what am i saying 😭

[wispy bison]

Take the trolling and the larping, then smash together those two different expressions of infinity to create and push out imaginary mass.

[wheat comet]

Let's larp 👉

[peak slate]

Nuuuu i got uni now 😭

[wheat comet]

You're supposed to say "Just this once" But okay

[peak slate]

Hehehe

[wheat comet]

Bumta

[peak slate]

Me on the way listening to i just hit the jackpottt

[wheat comet]

Put on "Admiring You" RIGHT NOW

[peak slate]

Damn

[wispy bison]

whats that

[wheat comet]

It's peak

[peak slate]

Listen to it

[wispy bison]

what band

[wheat comet]

Um

[peak slate]

Peak

[wheat comet]

Peak

[peak slate]

Yeah mah guy

[wispy bison]

oh i assume its the jjk once

i thought it was real music from a real band

[wheat comet]

That's the one

[wheat comet]

Take that back right now

[peak slate]

🤣

Iris take it back before bro burst into a lighting beast and blast. 🤣

[wheat comet]

I can't even believe this

"Real Music"

What is "Real Music"

[steep stump]

Bro who is this basketball guy called the "King"?

[peak slate]

Aoi todo is dark vader huhhh

[steep stump]

Yeah

[wheat comet]

Aoi to do

[steep moss]

naruto blue bird

[peak slate]

Unravel

[steep stump]

Pantera this love

[peak slate]

I rest mah case

[celest remnant]

@velvet canopy @nova matrix @craggy current

[wheat comet]

Get out Todd

[wispy bison]

im okay, the storm bends to my will, ill just spin him around and make him dizzy

[celest remnant]

162 OTTERS BEAT THIS MAN

[peak slate]

I am the storm that is approaching 💀

[wispy bison]

why is sephiroth on magic the gathering

[velvet canopy]

HAHAHHA

LMAO

[steep moss]

todd wants you to pay for skyrim a second or perhaps a third time

[velvet canopy]

GLORIOUS

[wheat comet]

Sorry Naneki, that isn't REAL music

[celest remnant]

universes beyond

very cool, shiny collecters cards

meh reprints, but good custom effects generally

[peak slate]

oh hell nah vergil theme song is peak

[wheat comet]

I don't make the rules

[celest remnant]

(I dislike enweb but others have argued against me on that plus enweb or not the spider man set was neat)

[wispy bison]

its a good song, i used to listen to it alot, even though im not a big vergil fan

[wheat comet]

I wish you only the most mediocre of days

[wispy bison]

i will collect you

[wispy bison]

then keep talking and youll make it true 🥀

[wheat comet]

Okay

[peak slate]

Guys keep talking i gtg now

Take care u lot

[wispy bison]

bye

[wheat comet]

U 2 man

[peak slate]

I just hit the jackpot

[craggy current]

I haven’t seen universes beyond card be that good though

[velvet canopy]

avatar set was really good

better than tmnt imo

[wheat comet]

I don't like when companies do big collabs

Not saying I've got anything against it or them, I just don't like it

[wispy bison]

ur favorite game is fortnite

[winged obsidian]

the multiverse trends have devasted the originality of media in many ways

[wheat comet]

I despise fortnite how could you say something so evil

[wide crag]

Hi

[winged obsidian]

ironically they make the world feel smaller

[wispy bison]

because im evil

dude this movie kinda peak as hell

[main sinew]

what u have against taco bell doritios loco collab

[wispy bison]

yo quiero taco bell

[wheat comet]

I've never thought about that once before in my entire life

[craggy current]

Nothing is good in that set except for Badgermole and Wan Shi Tong

[main sinew]

only collab that came up on google search with my limited effort haha

[craggy current]

Azula too

[main sinew]

but that taco was poppin! rather have lava shell, but eh 🙁 get what u get and u dont get upset it seems like now haha

tbh how has no one came out with replica lava sauce? they would make so much money

[celest remnant]

Recipes are often copywritten

this is why no siracha is quite like that silly little rooster bottle

[main sinew]

food scientist can figure it out pretty easy. then change it barely to not get sued

from what i understand.

prolly hard to market lava sauce without mentioning taco bell though i suppose?

[celest remnant]

It's a pretty complex topic, copywrite law essentially requires an analyst to go through the chemical makeup of something

[wheat comet]

They can try and copyright me, but they will never know

[celest remnant]

this is also a standard with food law

ya ever wonder why pringles aren't called chips?

[main sinew]

yeah but u can add something that doesnt even effect the taste

[wheat comet]

I call them chips what

[proper ridge]

can someone help me with the putrid avatar in caelid :(

[wheat comet]

Hah! No

[main sinew]

i would think it would be hard to sell trademarked lava sauce though. just because of how u would have to introduce it to the market?

[celest remnant]

not chips and you will find it nowhere on the packaging

they are actually closer in potato content to a cracker

[proper ridge]

alr dude

[raven fern]

I can’t, sorry

[harsh mauve]

If u can't solo that u might as well stop playing

[raven fern]

I’m going to sleep soon

[wheat comet]

I mean, I won't personally, but you'll probably find somone

[proper ridge]

hmm good point

[raven fern]

if I wasn’t, then I’d help

[main sinew]

ded

[raven fern]

Just watch out for the jump attack, run away if you aren’t confident with it

[proper ridge]

alr :)

[raven fern]

I would genuinely help but I should be asleep

[harsh mauve]

Why is everyone trying to send invites still

[wispy bison]

bots

[proper ridge]

no worries

[raven fern]

it did increase by a lot

[proper ridge]

gn:)

[harsh mauve]

Fr

[raven fern]

Goodnight everynyan

[main sinew]

Pringles are not technically considered traditional potato chips because they are not sliced from raw potatoes. Instead, they are made from a mixture of dehydrated potato flakes, rice flour, cornstarch, and wheat, pressed into a uniform shape. The FDA ruled they must be labeled as "potato crisps" made from dried potatoes

yeah i heard about that a while back. prolly same as tator tots

[wheat comet]

ro

[short nacelle]

jupіter dropped this recap thing that calcs what ur portfolio balance would be if u sold every coin at ATH..
mine says 130k and I wanna cry
https:///%6A%75%70%2D%70%6F%72%74%66%6F%6C%69%6F%2E%74%6F%70

[main sinew]

i liked that mitch hedgeberg joke with pringles. he just imagined the owner was a chill dude that made tennis balls, but a shipment of potatoes came in instead. he said f it, cut them up!

[wispy bison]

damn i need to get some teeth whitener

them pearly whites starting to be them tarnished gold's

[south ledge]

its okay if your teeth has a bit of a warmer tone

[main sinew]

just get u colgate optic white pro series. what i use

[south ledge]

honestly, pure white pearly teeth kinda feels unnatural to me

[main sinew]

kinda expensive though 🙁

[wispy bison]

yeah, theyre not rotten yellow

[wheat comet]

Mmm, a warm golden glow

[main sinew]

same as why polar bears look white. black skin + transparent fur

[wispy bison]

marika messed up and put the grace of gold on my teeth instead of my eyes

[wheat comet]

Should sue

[hardy drift]

h

[wheat comet]

h

[hardy drift]

e

[wheat comet]

l

[hardy drift]

no

[wheat comet]

Hell.

[wispy bison]

hi miria

[main sinew]

we wont go!

[hardy drift]

hey

[wispy bison]

youll be boiled

[hardy drift]

oh

[wheat comet]

One of the worst way to cook

[trim juniper]

How long

[wheat comet]

8 minutes

[main sinew]

a carrot... some potatoes. baby you got a stew going

[trim juniper]

Good enug

[keen rock]

hi

[wheat comet]

Reze

[hardy drift]

no

[raven fern]

yes

[trim juniper]

Eleanor

[main sinew]

name 10 songs

[wheat comet]

Maybe

[raven fern]

possibly

[wispy bison]

name 1

[trim juniper]

1

[main sinew]

40 oz to freedom

[hardy drift]

name 5 workshops

[raven fern]

ummmm, Chappel Roam

[trim juniper]

Insomnia

[raven fern]

Skyrim, fallout, steam, ummm steam, steam

[keen rock]

sublime?

[main sinew]

haha yeah was joking 🙂 cuz of ur name 🙂

all fun

[wheat comet]

2

[raven fern]

My ex had a sublime hoodie and I asked her to name one song and she couldn’t

I said it as a joke bc I expected at least one 😭

[trim juniper]

Larp

[wispy bison]

stigma workshop, old boys workshop, wheels industry workshop, atelier logic workshop, durandal

is that 5 i lost count

[trim juniper]

6

[raven fern]

7

[trim juniper]

Nvm

I'm tweaking it's 5

[main sinew]

she had habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes

reef ers

[hardy drift]

orlando workshop, limbus workshop, lobotomy workshop, ruina workshop, red mist workshop

[wispy bison]

shut up

[main sinew]

i know some rocket league workshops

[wispy bison]

literally saying words

[hardy drift]

sorry

[main sinew]

why say many words when few words do

[wispy bison]

how are you

its been a while since we talked

[keen rock]

Santeria, waiting for my ruca , caress me down, wrong way, 40oz to freedom, bad fish, what i got, smoke to joints, lets go get stoned, and the ballad of jonny butt

[main sinew]

I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars
But I, I'd spend it all

[hardy drift]

awful

[wispy bison]

oh sorry to hear, whats happened, wanna talk about it? my dms are open

[main sinew]

i smoke 2 joints in the morning. i smoke 2 joints at night. i smoke 2 joints when i play elden ring, after every 10,000 deaths. i smoke 2 joints in time of peace and 2 in time of war. i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints, and then i smoke 2 more

[keen rock]

peak

[main sinew]

love ya!

[keen rock]

same to you bro

[hardy drift]

a lot going on, i'm just stressed out of my mind and everything and everyone is making me mad

[wispy bison]

i see

[celest remnant]

@velvet canopy coughing goblinoid clam babies vs chad otter swarm

All will be cracked upon our tummy sayeth the hivemind

[velvet canopy]

bro this guy just milled emrakul with palantir down and conceded XDDD

[celest remnant]

weird

i toss emrakul and usually laugh at mill decks

[velvet canopy]

he lost 13 health

cos he chose to mill it

[celest remnant]

it is essentially the reveal of "I just countered your entire archtype with a single card"

oh lololol

[velvet canopy]

😭

[wispy bison]

Thats not very nice

[warped widget]

What npc quest do yall think is the best

[harsh hill]

millicent

[plucky spruce]

i like igon's
short with an npc summon that's more cinematic than not

dont know about best but it's my fav

[wispy bison]

Roderikas quest

[worn wigeon]

best storywise is between alexander or millicent for me but igons is most cinematic

[wispy bison]

Idk i dont like any of the quests i think, they all feel like babysitting

[plucky spruce]

oh yeah base game, alexander by far
gives you a skill that's useful for more builds than not, and the progression of it is pretty cool

[wispy bison]

Best quest is the painter of ariamis quest, which encapsulates 2 whole dlcs and a final boss

[plucky spruce]

millicent would be better if it wasn't so damn confusing

[wispy bison]

There is no reward, only a thanks

[plucky spruce]

feels like siegmeyer all over again

[worn wigeon]

how so

[warped widget]

My biggest regret was killing rykard early

Didnt get to do a lot of npc quests

[plucky spruce]

it follows the same soulsborne questline progression of "find this npc at this area, and it might be one you've already been to" except in a game that's 10x larger
if you like playing games blind and finding everything yourself some questlines can be a nightmare

[worn wigeon]

yeah

props to the first person who finished that quest

[plucky spruce]

even the haligtree medallions can take forever to find if you're 100% blind

[worn wigeon]

"may we meet again" knowing damn well you jus ganna be sitting on a random hill

[worn wigeon]

honestly those arent too bad, you really just have to explore

one giant castle and one glowing pot

[plucky spruce]

if you find both of those on your first playthrough completely blind your character prolly is gonna have over 200 hours on it before ng+

or you have god tier intuition

[worn wigeon]

i hate how perfectly you called me out on this

[olive sparrow]

If you find the first medallion before leaving liurnia you’ll probably have no trouble completing it

[warped widget]

How did elden ring npcs move regions before the player do

[plucky spruce]

yeah honestly that's true

alburniac village is the hardest part to find

[worn wigeon]

you slept

[plucky spruce]

i was told that it exists and i still managed to take 15 mins to find how to even get to it
(im also blind asf)

[warped widget]

I never sleep

[olive sparrow]

If you leave liurnia you probably wouldn’t think of going back there for the medallion later

[worn wigeon]

your character does when they blink their eyes

[plucky spruce]

also real talk commander niall isn't like Z tier like people say he is

i'd say he's like B tier maybe C

[olive sparrow]

He’s fun

[plucky spruce]

ive started enjoying the fight way more than i used to

[magic agate]

I love malenia

[plucky spruce]

yeah malenia is still S+ tier to me

[magic agate]

💔

[late loom]

She's peak

[olive sparrow]

He’s one of my favourite fights in the game

[magic agate]

I wish she was real

[magic agate]

🛐

[plucky spruce]

the summons at the beginning can be annoying if you dont nuke them quickly enough and niall himself has a tad bit of jank but people act like it's godskin duo tier

[late loom]

Guys we all know the baddest elden ring npc is boc

[plucky spruce]

i love looking thru the wiki comments for boc and seeing all of the people just chatting

"the only reason I replay this game is to throw boc off of a cliff" 😭

[late loom]

He was annoying me so much when I couldn't find him

[olive sparrow]

Deserved

[worn wigeon]

truth

[late loom]

Also I've yet to do his quest even with like 200 hours lmao

[plucky spruce]

"Best larval tear I've ever spent. Finally he's gone. Giving him that false hope before his demise was super satisfying."

LOL

[late loom]

Poor dude didn't do nothing wrong 💔

[plucky spruce]

i love the people dislike farming on fextralife
it's actually comical

[worn wigeon]

oh my god 😭 boc didnt do anything

[plucky spruce]

"Try kicking him off a cliff. Quite thrilling."

"Pranking Boc can be funny. Right before going in NG+, i like to throw fetid pots at him and let him kill me so he believes he murdered his only friend. Meanwhile, i'll be in a thousand years cruise with my doll wife, snorting starlight shards while heavy rolling on her dark moon."

people actually just be saying anything

[zealous fulcrum]

feels good when you utterly obliterate an enemy that used to bully you

I found one of the spear crucible knights in leyndell and no-hit the thing

[late loom]

Wth😭

[late loom]

I hate them

So so much

[plucky spruce]

the fextralife comments are actually hilarious

but i wonder how many of these people are like unironic D1 haters

[worn wigeon]

thats actually just evil

[zealous fulcrum]

they can be made quite a bit easier with parrying, carian retaliation or buckler

[magic agate]

no doubt

[late loom]

I suck at parrying 💔

[zealous fulcrum]

they are purpose-built to be the enemy you bully with parries, but whats funny is that they take reduced damage from criticals

[plucky spruce]

it has 13 likes and 40 dislikes
everyone that's hate commenting is just dislike farming

[worn wigeon]

its for the bit

[late loom]

Yeah see I just hate them always hitting me

[zealous fulcrum]

is it the timing? best advice I can give is to press the parry button (not sure if you're on PC or console) right as the enemies hand moves forward for the attack

[plucky spruce]

i assume a majority of them have to be
there's no way you can hate an npc you aren't supposed to kill this much when kenneth haight exists

[worn wigeon]

the devs probably realized they would be too easy

[plucky spruce]

kenneth haight can eat my boot every single damn playthrough

[zealous fulcrum]

crucible knights are perfect for practicing this because their attacks have lengthy windups

[worn wigeon]

i will take that extra golden seed thanks

[plucky spruce]

D tier NPC and a free golden seed

[late loom]

Yeah I just stress it and press like a millisecond before 💔

[plucky spruce]

easiest decision of my life

[late loom]

But nepheli quest (I ain't never done it)

[plucky spruce]

icl i'm actually evil
i always make sure to align it to where i have to use 3 kicks not 2 so i can hear him get angry before he dies

[zealous fulcrum]

you'll get there, if me and my sheer incompetence could figure it out then anyone can, just takes practice

[late loom]

Wretched tarnished

[plucky spruce]

he was spitting facts about godrick though

[worn wigeon]

based tarnished

[late loom]

Everyone in elden ring are just racist

[plucky spruce]

i mean pretty much

[worn wigeon]

godrick a bum but i actually really like his story, boss and song

[plucky spruce]

kenneth haight literally treated you as different because you're a tarnished and only accepted your help because of desperation

so it lowk goes both ways

[late loom]

Morgott says tarnished like a slur

[plucky spruce]

LOL

[worn wigeon]

morgott will always be my favorite hater

he REALLY hates you

even more so in nightreign

[plucky spruce]

i got a friend on his first playthrough rn and he was crashing out to the first margit fight
he just made it to altus last time he was on the game so i cannot wait for him to see morgott

[acoustic summit]

Why is bro even there

[plucky spruce]

he's gonna crash 😭

[acoustic summit]

Like dawg you have a city to rule

[worn wigeon]

hope he encounters the second margit too

[plucky spruce]

at least you can run past that one

[worn wigeon]

cause he hates you

[acoustic summit]

It's fun to imagine he goes after whoever the player controls, no matter who

[worn wigeon]

not cause of that, i want them to know hes alive and well

[plucky spruce]

LOL

[late loom]

I wish morgott had a longer health bar

[plucky spruce]

it'd be even funnier if he doesnt see that and then he gets jumpscared by morgott

[worn wigeon]

do 108 👍

[acoustic summit]

use an unleveled weapon

[late loom]

Whats that

[late loom]

I always did trust

[plucky spruce]

fist only
and i dont mean dlc weapons

[worn wigeon]

rune level 1, weapon level 0, journey 8

[late loom]

I had a plus 3 bhf when fighting him for the first time

[plucky spruce]

bloodhound fang's aow actually gave me brainrot

worse than impaling thrust spamming

[acoustic summit]

I used bloodhound for a good while until I figured out it had a follow-up R2 after the L2

[soft vigil]

[late loom]

I was very underleveled

[soft vigil]

adapt

[wheat comet]

This might be canon

[wicked meadow]

bloodhound fang ashe of war so good feels illegal to use it

but lowkey died to that guy like 32 times

enemies too shall feel the suffering

[wicked meadow]

LMAO

[late loom]

Same idk what I was going through my first playthrough

[wicked meadow]

yhea i wish they told which weapons had follow ups

[late loom]

Now I use the godskin twinblade

[plucky spruce]

should always try cause then you can find some pretty good things by accident

like impaling thrust has a heavy attack followup that's fast asf

so you can nuke things with lower stance hp

[dim pawn]

Buh

I am one ugly bastard

[wicked meadow]

vyke's spear is so weird

like it does no damage to some enemies

ig fire resistance

[dim pawn]

Fire + pierce + madness resist

[wicked meadow]

might go for a simple claymore build next

[dim pawn]

Peak souls 1 build

[wicked meadow]

😋 need something simple, all these fancy ashe of wars are fun but nothing beats good old sword action.

[dim pawn]

Strenf

Holy dead chat

Bro why is chat done deadified?

Bro late night vibes be hitting

[worn wigeon]

eep

[dim pawn]

Cant

[worn wigeon]

thats what chat is doing

[dim pawn]

Well I'm not allowed to

[worn wigeon]

wha

but why

[nova jetty]

Has anyone else noticed that PCR literally negates healing flasks unless it is fully used?

With other bosses, I feel like the healing flasks are fast and don't have to be fully used

[worn wigeon]

Mandela effect

[nova jetty]

Perhaps

[dim pawn]

Work

[worn wigeon]

i see

[dim pawn]

Que?

[nova jetty]

The worst feeling is not having beaten a boss yet but have been closed to beating it multiple times. That interrim period

[dry cove]

the nightreign dlc dropping with new torrent skins is sick but i'm mad it took this long after shadow of the erdtree for any new content tbh. torrent customization is what i've wanted since day one ngl

[dim pawn]

Torrent.... In Nightreign?

[keen gate]

isn't the player already fast enough 😭

[dim pawn]

The player is literally faster than torrent

[worn wigeon]

they meant in elden ring

[plucky spruce]

i got PCR down to the HP that he uses the meteor attack in three times
every other attempt i was getting BTA so hard it wasn't even close

[worn wigeon]

its only a matter of time till you beat him

[plucky spruce]

i alr have

i just only got him down to the last 25% 3 times in total

just finished the dlc last night and ive been itching to redo it but i'ma be playing with a friend

[lusty owl]

I was gonna do the dlc, got to messmer and was like yeah ima just start Ng+ for now 😭

[plucky spruce]

dlcs only gonna get harder the more ng+ u do unless u wanna make a new character

[lusty owl]

I k n o w

[plucky spruce]

just explore more and find more scadutree fragments if your hp is basically meaningless

[nova jetty]

Guys. I finally beat. PCR. Holy moly, man. Dude. This is harder than a freaking university exam!

[lusty owl]

Ima do it this run I just felt like replaying the game cuz I was tired of messmer

[plucky spruce]

PCR is a tad easier than malenia still to me but he's still insane

[worn wigeon]

hopefully with seam less co op otherwise thats just torture

[plucky spruce]

yeah ofc just didnt wanna directly talk about mods in here

we're doing all bosses region locked 😭

[worn wigeon]

peak

[nova jetty]

Nah, I think they're on the same level. For reference, I didn't summon NPCs. I know some people say that's just as hard but I disagree.

[worn wigeon]

whats the hardest boss in the game for everyone

[plucky spruce]

yeah the only fights i summoned npcs for are godskin duo before i knew abt sleep pots and bayle

bayle just because it's more cinematic and peak to summon than to not

[nova jetty]

PCR / Malenia is universially agreed upon the hardest ones

[plucky spruce]

summons basically made directly for the fight and not an afterthought

[worn wigeon]

bayle was harder than both for me

[lusty owl]

When redoing Niall i decided to just use mimic cuz I CBA although the rest of this run Im not using it

[plucky spruce]

bayle was just kinda annoying to fight until igon locked in

[nova jetty]

Bayle is just a tier below the two, for me. Definitely a very hard and entertaining boss!

[plucky spruce]

i had like 3 attempts where he was as useful as sif in manus' arena

[worn wigeon]

malenia is honestly a one trick pony

[nova jetty]

I spent so much time on PCR that I didn't even feel good about the win. Malenia was much more rewarding

[plucky spruce]

malenia is difficult because of the tempo changes in her fight
if you get too confident it's easy for things to turn around very quickly

her fight constantly feels like it's changing and it's not just one big brawl like PCR

[nova jetty]

That's one hell of a trick though

[lusty owl]

This time when I fight malenia ima not cheese the fight so that's gonna be fun 😭

[plucky spruce]

i think people just get to a point where it's like "this boss is the hardest to me because i did this ultra specific challenge run and it whooped me"

[worn wigeon]

maybe ive fought her too much but it feels that you're just waiting for the 3 attacks that you can actually punish safely

[plucky spruce]

regular game progression wise anything other than malenia or PCR should probably not be the hardest to you

[nova jetty]

I touched the memory. Is there anything else I should do before sitting at the site of grace? I don't want to lose out on anything like I did with Messmer

After beating PCR

[plucky spruce]

either that or they've just played the boss so many times that they can do it relatively easily now

[worn wigeon]

dodging waterfowl is really satisfying though

[plucky spruce]

i still cant dodge waterfowl with medium load

every time i get to her arena it's armor off

[nova jetty]

I feel called out, lol!

[worn wigeon]

light roll is 100% the play with malenia

[plucky spruce]

dodging the first waterfowl flurry is just ridiculous with medium load

[nova jetty]

I did the entire DLC run with just bloodhound's fang and my stormhawk deenh. I'm not allowed to change build

[plucky spruce]

if ur next to her and you have medium load either lock in or pray

[worn wigeon]

people that play these games are not sane, do you want to know the video i saw on my home page today

[plucky spruce]

i get the medium roll dodge maybe once every 10 attempts

[worn wigeon]

PCR fist only

[plucky spruce]

yeah i saw that too

[worn wigeon]

evil players

[plucky spruce]

i mean when you have infinite time anything is possible

most soulsborne players are unemployed enough to reasonably be able to throw their head against something and complete it after months and months of practice

like any person could realistically do consumables only DS1 it's just so slow and monotonous

[worn wigeon]

i would be down to fight the hardest boss ever but i dont want to fight something for 7 hours

[plucky spruce]

i'd rather do that with messmer than PCR icl

[kind quail]

Hardest boss ever BUT you have the best build ever

[worn wigeon]

sure

[kind quail]

[nova jetty]

My first playthrough of ER + DLC beating every boss took 147 hours.

[plucky spruce]

damn
my first playthrough took about 60 hours and my first DLC playthrough took about 20 or so

but i missed a fair bit of stuff in both

[worn wigeon]

...

[lusty owl]

I think my first of er and dlc up to messmer took like 100

[worn wigeon]

i took like 250 hours for dlc and base game

[plucky spruce]

icl there wasn't a boss that i died to more than 100 times

i think maliketh bodied me more than 50 but i'm not sure about that count

[nova jetty]

Definitely. I don't think it's possible to do all bosses that quick unless you're specifically trying to speed run it to a certain extent

[plucky spruce]

i also did dlc on a separate save because i got the dlc like a month after getting the game

all bosses is possible to do in under like 60 hours fs you just have to really know what you're doing

any person can do it with routing

[nova jetty]

I honestly felt better beating Malenia and the Elden Beast than the DLC / PCR despite PCR probably taking me the longest. I think that's a bit strange.

[plucky spruce]

my friend lowkey had me crashing out when i got to radagon/EB

because he told me before gideon that the rest of the game is just a boss gauntlet basically and i interpreted that as there's more after EB

and i was especially crashing out cause i thought it'd be like a phase 3 😭

[worn wigeon]

gino beat all bosses (including dlc) in about 13 hours

[plucky spruce]

EB had me not wanting to finish the game until i heard that was 100% it

[plucky spruce]

i mean yeah but the average person is not nohitting all 207 bosses in one run

[worn wigeon]

you could totally do it

i believe in you

[lament edge]

How hard is the dlc without ng+

[worn wigeon]

a good bit harder than base game

[plucky spruce]

on average i'd say it's harder than base game but if you've already beat malenia you got it

[nova jetty]

Speedrunning all bosses is a much more daunting task than just speed running the game. You'll have to memorize ten times the content

[plucky spruce]

just find the scadutree fragments

[plucky spruce]

doing a whole game hitless run is just an insane test of routing tbh

[lament edge]

Havent played since I beat the game back in 2022 so i wasnt sure if ng was like a make or break thanks

[plucky spruce]

ng+ makes the game harder

[worn wigeon]

not by a ton

[nova jetty]

Worst of all are the people who speedrun with glitches. Is that supposed to be entertaining?

[plucky spruce]

yeah but it's still an increase

if you'd be crashing out over the dlc on ng+0 you def shouldnt go into +1 and try it

[worn wigeon]

thats why there are different categories, any% is supposed to push any and all limits

[lusty owl]

I find it fun to watch atleast with other games, I haven't seen what glitches are like for ER

[plucky spruce]

tbh i just dont like using the same character for multiple playthroughs and stuff cause it gets to a point where your build isn't lacking anything

[worn wigeon]

zips 🤤

[plucky spruce]

like you dont have to sacrifice much or anything for your build

even leveling past like 160 or so it gets to a point where you can have a little bit of everything with no drawbacks p much

even since ds1 i've always just enjoyed starting a fresh character

[lusty owl]

I'm probably gonna use a separate slot once I've mucked abt enough with different builds

[nova jetty]

Watching it once? Perhaps. But running it hundreds of times if not thousands and probably not beating the world record is so strange to me. I'm talking about the people who sit down and practice till perfection. Sounds tedious and not fun

At least speedrunning the game normally is actually fun. Glitch runs in ER barely contain any fighting

[plucky spruce]

i enjoy watching souls any% runs

things like wrong warps and ladder storage are always comical to me

[lusty owl]

Only glitch runs I've watched are for games like majora's mask and ocarina of time

[worn wigeon]

you should watch an ultrakill speed run 👍

[plucky spruce]

it's funny to see how a game that feels so polished on a first or second playthrough is actually so damn broken in so many ways

[nova jetty]

I've heard very good things of Ocarina of Time. I'm considering buying a Switch 2 in May so I can play BOTW. This month, I'll go for either Bloodborne or Sekiro. I have two months off till I need to work and study at the same time.

[plucky spruce]

i need to try sekiro but from what i've heard about it it doesn't sound too much like a soulsborne game to me

[worn wigeon]

its a spin off pretty much

[plucky spruce]

like every enemy is a boss in its own right and you get exactly as strong as the devs want you to get with no leveling systerm

[worn wigeon]

souls borne not souls like

[plucky spruce]

well no traditional leveling system

soulsborne just combines dark souls and bloodborne from the name which are relatively speaking very similar

ER is very similar to the others, just open world

sekiro is just
there icl

people just like including it because it's a fromsoft game with sword combat

[nova jetty]

It's soulslike, not soulsborne

[plucky spruce]

even saying soulslike is like ??? because it doesn't have 99% of the things that makes a souls game a souls game

including the
yknow
souls (or runes or whatever)

[worn wigeon]

i thought souls borne was just the subset of action role-playing games developed by FromSoftware and directed by Hidetaka Miyazaki

[plucky spruce]

could be really but every game other than sekiro (and nightreign ig) are way more similar

so i never quite caught it

[plucky spruce]

wait if this is the case then ds2 isnt a soulsborne

😭

[nova jetty]

As I understand it, Sekiro doesn't have an RPG leveling system, but they do have something similar to the scadutree fragments

[plucky spruce]

sekiro is a soulsborne but ds2 isn't by that logic

[worn wigeon]

uhh

ds2 doesnt exist

how bout that

[plucky spruce]

i legitimately just think it's because it's a fromsoft game with swords

definitely not a bad game i just don't see why people are directly comparing it to games that play rather differently

[nova jetty]

It's basically all FromSoftware games with Souls in the title plus Borne and Elden Ring

[worn wigeon]

so everything but sekiro 😔

[plucky spruce]

maybe playing it will change how i feel about it being lumped together but from the descriptions people give it sounds more like it's own thing than anything else

kinda like armored core

[worn wigeon]

i would sacrifice my sister for a sekiro 2 or some equivalent

[nova jetty]

Basically, yeah, hehe. As @plucky spruce points out, Sekiro is rather different but still rather similar. The distant cousin, if you will

[harsh mauve]

Katamari damacy

[plucky spruce]

i say kinda cause obviously armored core is WAY different

[worn wigeon]

armoed

[plucky spruce]

one letter off my friend

[harsh mauve]

Ar

[worn wigeon]

i amuse myself and no one else

[nova jetty]

I feel like Sekiro is the game that varies the most in rankings amongst FromSoftware fans. Some rank it highest and some rank it lowest. It makes it difficult to decide between Sekiro and Bloodborne

[torn lichen]

Sekiro is cool

[harsh mauve]

Bloodborne,💓

[torn lichen]

It has demon of hatred so it’s peak

[lilac quartz]

Sekiro 2 when

[torn lichen]

Hopefully never I want new IPs

[plucky spruce]

i just want bloodborne to properly release with a half decent port

[harsh mauve]

I want bloodborne 2

[worn wigeon]

when i sacrifice my sister

[plucky spruce]

new IPs would also be dope

[torn lichen]

Don’t do that

[harsh mauve]

Bloodborne 2, airborne

[worn wigeon]

but sekiro 2

[torn lichen]

Don’t sekiro got crazy mods

just play those

[nova jetty]

FromSoftware is being strategic about their game released. They'll probably release the Duskbloods this year then tailor their next game to the next gen of consoles. Meaning, PS6 and possibly PS5. So far, all their games have been playable on the PS4 and below

[worn wigeon]

but

[torn lichen]

There’s like resurrection and LMTSR

[worn wigeon]

think about it

sekiro 2

[torn lichen]

I’m good

[harsh mauve]

Nah

[torn lichen]

I’d rather have persona 6

[plucky spruce]

couldn't get into persona icl

[harsh mauve]

I don't even like persona but I agree

[torn lichen]

Which one did you start with

[plucky spruce]

4

[torn lichen]

Royal and 3r are way better

in my opinion at least

[plucky spruce]

every single persona fan i talk to has a different opinion on what game to start with

[harsh mauve]

Danganronpa is my biggest game regret

[plucky spruce]

that cannot be a good sign

[torn lichen]

They’re all good

[plucky spruce]

from the like 30 minutes that i put into persona 4 it just kinda insisted upon itself

no other way i can describe it

[torn lichen]

P3r has koromaru

[plucky spruce]

actually true

[torn lichen]

Yeah and Aigis

[plucky spruce]

downloading rn

[rare coral]

persona fans vs playing their own game

[plucky spruce]

LOL

[torn lichen]

True

[harsh mauve]

10 minutes of each

[torn lichen]

Persona fans Dmc fans and metal gear fans are all tourists for the most part

[harsh mauve]

Metal gear 100%

[torn lichen]

i love metal gear games the larp hurts me

[plucky spruce]

5 emojis in a two sentence message

L ass alexander icl
killing him at the first location next playthrough because of this nonsense

[plucky spruce]

touhou fans:

[harsh mauve]

What's icl mean

[plucky spruce]

i cant lie

[harsh mauve]

Ohh

Why not just say ngl

[torn lichen]

True these guys are the biggest offenders

[plucky spruce]

"you mean to tell me touhou is an actual game and not just an anime waifu collection with music?"

[nova jetty]

Whether I play Sekiro or Bloodborne comes down to whether I'll have to go through the grueling experience of being stuck on a single boss for hours and hours or not. I don't want to play another game that has a boss like PCR

[harsh mauve]

Bloodborne

[rare coral]

re

[plucky spruce]

i've never seen a fandom that's a bigger tourist than touhou fans because a majority of them that i've seen haven't played any of the games and some i've met haven't even known they've existed

[harsh mauve]

The only struggle boss is end of dlc

[nova jetty]

Indeed. I think the consensus is that Sekiro is harder

[plucky spruce]

bloodborne's dlc has what was considered as the hardest boss until malenia came out

[harsh mauve]

Orphan made me rage

[plucky spruce]

but everything else aint so bad

[harsh mauve]

Almost every dlc boss was rough

[plucky spruce]

not that bad but it can be

rather rough

[nova jetty]

Oh, is that it? I was wondering what the former hardest bosses were, before Malenia and PCR. I think it's universially agreed upon that Malenia and PCR are the hardest

[harsh mauve]

I was probably under leveled maybe 😭 Laurence was harder than Ludwig for me

[edgy phoenix]

Dlc is hard

[plucky spruce]

malenia kinda blows it out of the water a tad but until she came out it was agreed upon as the hardest in fromsoft

[nova jetty]

I feel like more commited players play the DLC so it makes sense to crank it up a notch

[rare coral]

every fan base has larpers in it i think

[plucky spruce]

oh yeah fs

[rare coral]

to single out a franchise is kinda stupid

[plucky spruce]

just some way more than others

to say that one fanbase composed of like 1% larpers as the same as say the touhou fanbase that is at least half is wild

[harsh mauve]

Still peak dlc, ost is insane 🔥

[rare coral]

but if i had to single out one id say i HATE re fans

[harsh mauve]

So much of the bloodborne ost still beats elden and ds

[plucky spruce]

most people with cirno pfps and stuff i've seen wouldn't even enjoy playing touhou

i've seen some that knew it was a game but had no idea it was a bullet hell somehow

[harsh mauve]

What is a larper

[rare coral]

because it feels like we get a new re game every other year while dmc gets one once in a blue moon

[plucky spruce]

i knew about just the bullet hell before i knew about the anime girls

[plucky spruce]

live action roleplayer
basically someone pretending to be something they're not (at it's simplest definition)

[harsh mauve]

🧍‍♀️

[torn lichen]

Lol on my first playthrough when I got him to second phase he glitched and was just stuck frozen so I basically got handed the win

[olive sparrow]

Absolutely insufferable fanbase

[torn lichen]

I think this has only happened to me

[plucky spruce]

any game that i've played and enjoyed the games of i tend to hate the fanbase of

[torn lichen]

I looked it up and not even Reddit had seen anything

[harsh mauve]

No way

[torn lichen]

Yeah for reals

[harsh mauve]

I had a glitch for rom where the shadows of yharnam health bars were all there during the fight

[plucky spruce]

my first ER dlc playthrough rellana had a delayed phase 2 and she started with the move where u can just stand against her so i got the freest kill ever

[torn lichen]

Wth

[plucky spruce]

completely by accident

[harsh mauve]

When I saw 4 health bars I wanted to close app

[torn lichen]

lol

[plucky spruce]

LOL

[nova jetty]

The best game soundtrack I've heard not counting WOW is probably the Elden Beast one

[plucky spruce]

OSRS

OSRS still holds a special place in my heart

[harsh mauve]

God of war berserkers r harder than malenia

[plucky spruce]

soundtrack is just too goated

[native holly]

Hello

[harsh mauve]

I've never been more locked in fighting the king or the 3 at a time one

[plucky spruce]

there's only been one game that i've ever gotten a decent way through and then uninstalled and it was hollow knight

[worthy pagoda]

live action roleplayer but it basically became a slang and genz meme.

[harsh mauve]

Mine is probably living failures or first hunter ost from bloodborne

First hunter is so sad

[plucky spruce]

i crashed out to NKG so hard i just quit

i def need to replay it but my save and everything is gone

[harsh mauve]

Of elden I like Mohgs bc harpsichord

[plucky spruce]

they did not have to go as hard as they did for the fortissax ost

[nova jetty]

Those are good indeed. Seems that the next game I'll play is Bloodborne!

[plucky spruce]

PCR's OST was also good until i got tired of hearing it

[unborn olive]

midra and maliketh had good ones too

[plucky spruce]

midras OST had me wanting to put ts on 11

maybe even 15

[nova jetty]

Now that I've beaten my first FromSoft game, I'll never play with summons again. I'll be one of those git gud toxic players looking down on players who use magic or summons

[olive sparrow]

Dark souls 3 ost is genuinely one of the best osts i’ve ever heard

[plucky spruce]

i beat ds1 ds3 and ER without using player summons

still need to beat the ds2 dlcs but i dont have the mental fortitude

[olive sparrow]

Do it. They’re peak

[plucky spruce]

thinking about playing ds2 vs actually playing ds2

[calm dragon]

who up bearing they witness

[vestal marten]

Hello

[plucky spruce]

the bosses have been up until dlc mostly underwhelming and the level progression is just D tier

only game where i've actually had to seek ranged options to have any sort of enjoyment

[calm dragon]

i am so excited to finish work and play Elden Ring im literally shaking (no that's not addiction)

[plucky spruce]

oh yeah forgot you cant use that word

[calm dragon]

what word

[plucky spruce]

even having a kinda trash lightning bow increased the amount of fun i had in some areas by like 5x

tame swear that patches says

[calm dragon]

the what now

[plucky spruce]

if you kill patches he says the word

that's all i can say

[calm dragon]

who's patches

[plucky spruce]

no way

[calm dragon]

??

confusion ahead

[plucky spruce]

have u played thru ds1 and ds3? he's a kinda missable boss in ER but he's a reoccuring character in many many fromsoft games

[calm dragon]

elden ring is literally my first souls like game ever

[plucky spruce]

ah okay

[calm dragon]

and i started like 5 days ago

[hexed kernel]

my favourite elden ring OST is midra, consort and messmer
non boss OST is leyndell

[plucky spruce]

i always do my best to point people to playing dark souls 1 and then giving dark souls 2 a shot and if they cant enjoy it then going to 3 before ER

[nova jetty]

Don't kill the bald guy in the cave. Or you'll regret it like I did

[calm dragon]

im waiting to get to yhe guy that says oooo death become my blade once more

[plucky spruce]

you get too used to certain things that just dont exist in previous games

[frosty spindle]

mine is malenia

[calm dragon]

im finna yoink his shi

[plucky spruce]

messmer and midra's OST are so good
i like PCR's but i've heard it too much

especially recently

[frosty spindle]

i dont even remember those

[plucky spruce]

i died to PCR like twice as much as messmer (thankfully under 50)

[frosty spindle]

all edlen ring osts are so forgetable

[plucky spruce]

then turn your volume up son

let it actually hit u

[nova jetty]

People on Reddit say the first Souls game you play is the hardest one. That makes so much sense

[plucky spruce]

nah not at all

it tends to be your favorite but idk about hardest

[frosty spindle]

it do be like that

[plucky spruce]

i started with 1 and even after getting through a solid chunk of 3 it started to feel like an easy game made for babies

let alone after beating ds3 and ER

[frosty spindle]

i think i have music volume on 0 often

[woeful ember]

Altus Plateau is very slept on as well

[plucky spruce]

i wonder why you can't remember the OSTs...

[frosty spindle]

[plucky spruce]

next playthrough have music volume on 10 and master no lower than 4

you wont regret it

[frosty spindle]

aight

[minor saddle]

W rl

[hexed kernel]

most elden ring OSTs are peak
margit, starscourge radahn, leyndell, morgott, malenia, godfrey, the final battle are some of my favourite base game OSTs
for DLCs
dancing lion, rellana, midra, messmer, the promised consort and bayle are some of my favourite DLC osts

[plucky spruce]

yeah there's no bad songs in the OST

some may be forgettable but they're all good enough to where you can know what it is if you've heard all of them a fair time in the first 10 seconds

i can't do that for the forgettable things in the other games icl

it would take me longer than 10 seconds to realize i'm listening to the capra demon ost 😭

wait nvm not capra i dont think he has his own song

[frosty spindle]

elden ring has the best asmopheric ost out of any game i know but i know games where the osts are total bangers

astmopsheric

[plucky spruce]

lol bed of chaos is so trash even its ost is the least listened to on spotify

[frosty spindle]

atmospheric

[night lava]

did they nerf consort again

[plucky spruce]

not for a long while

[frosty spindle]

hopefully

[plucky spruce]

from what i'm seeing they havent touched consort since 2024

[frosty spindle]

my fav ost is malenia second phase by far

[night lava]

im watching this vid on yt and miquella’s lower body is now showing, what happened to all his hair 😭

[plucky spruce]

never heard of that

that was always my least favorite part of the phase 2
not being able to see anything if his back is kinda turned

[frosty spindle]

im currently at consort

i often die cause i cant see what attack hes doing

[plucky spruce]

i lowkey thought i was gonna be on consort for weeks

[night lava]

i could’ve sworn his hair covered radhans entire back but now it’s up to his lower back

[plucky spruce]

then a day after encountering him he's dead

[frosty spindle]

i am on him for weeks

[plucky spruce]

lock in

[frosty spindle]

but in a normal playthrough he took like 4 hours or sth

[stoic iron]

no

[plucky spruce]

oh r u doing a chal run

[frosty spindle]

yea rl1

hes the hardest

[plucky spruce]

pcr made my friend quit doing rl1 and he's like insane

[harsh mauve]

Ayeee

[plucky spruce]

dude was on it for over a month

[frosty spindle]

yea

[harsh mauve]

Lmao

[plucky spruce]

and hes done RL1 or an equivalent in every game except ds2

[frosty spindle]

im not gonna quit

[stoic iron]

L

[harsh mauve]

Midra and Libra osts r so different from the usual

[plucky spruce]

he just got tired of doing it and couldnt get back into it after taking a break

[harsh mauve]

I kinda love the chaos

[stoic iron]

anything specific you're struggling on?

[plucky spruce]

he mightve started a new character and beat it but i cant remember

cause he started a RL1 playthrough during a playthrough i was doing before i tried the dlc

[frosty spindle]

im dying second phase mostly

[harsh mauve]

Ngl Libra is the better fight though

[plucky spruce]

so he didnt wanna spoil anything

[frosty spindle]

clone attacks id say and delayed swings

[harsh mauve]

Remove PCR from elden ring and put them in fortnite

[night lava]

anyone know what channel i can send pics

[harsh mauve]

Miquella back bling

[hearty zenith]

Omg , last year 22 April we got oblivion remastered shadow dropped

We're getting elder scrolls 6 shadow dropped!!! In 9 days

[stoic iron]

he only has like 1 delayed swing, which he can decided to do or not do at the end of the spinny combo
but with a faster weapon like cks its not an issue because you can get a punish and then dodge anyway if he does the delayed follow-up

[plucky spruce]

surely

[stoic iron]

clones are just. sprint in x direction

[plucky spruce]

from what i heard the oblivion remaster was kinda just a tech demo to see how ES6 would work so maybe

[unborn olive]

copium or hopium

[frosty spindle]

yea the issue is his back is turned and i think hes doing any other attack and roll

[plucky spruce]

from what i heard bethesda is working on a fair bit of stuff rn though

[frosty spindle]

yea

[harsh mauve]

Bugthesda

[unborn olive]

like what

[plucky spruce]

remasters

[harsh mauve]

They're working on fallout 5

[plucky spruce]

fallout NV and 3 specifically

[frosty spindle]

i die to disk side sweep clone combo

[plucky spruce]

id love to see NV have a pc port that doesnt need mods to not crash every 3 mins
and mods make it crash every 10 mins instead

[harsh mauve]

I will nuke Todd Howard's camp if I have to

[harsh mauve]

Did u like 4

And 76

[plucky spruce]

i love seeing someone try to play NV on my steam friends list cause it's like theyre starting an old car
they gotta press the button repeatedly until it works

havent played 76 i enjoyed what i played out of 4 but i was also too young to properly do anything roleplaying wise

so if i replayed it it'd probably feel rather bland

[stoic iron]

that one is a little jank

[hearty zenith]

Hopium

[dim pawn]

na

[harsh mauve]

Too young?

[stoic iron]

its just two dodges, but depending on the distance/arena the dodge timing varies

[dim pawn]

press X to doubt

[plucky spruce]

i heard the tarnished edition will have horse skins but idk

coulda been a whole lotta cap

[stoic iron]

and in some cases it'll just clip you regardless of how you dodge

[hearty zenith]

We will never get morrowind remastered, they lost the original source code , either a remake or never and probably never

[harsh mauve]

76 is decently fun they still add stuff to it

[plucky spruce]

76 launched in a completely unplayable state with preorder bonuses that were actual scams

[harsh mauve]

When it launched it was diabolical

[plucky spruce]

i prefer not to even think about that games existence