general-discussion

[rapid atlas]

You are never hopping on evil bruh

😐

[tardy kernel]

once im done w ds3 i swear 😭

its like a weight on my mind atp

need to finish the run

[tired forge]

beat DS3 again

[sick storm]

he is waiting until evil is dead

[rapid atlas]

Bro is never completing that run

[sick storm]

insane

[rapid atlas]

Why did shadow leave the server

🤔

[rapid atlas]

😭

[trim juniper]

he didn't leave-

banned actually

silly reason as well smh

[rapid atlas]

Damn

[glass nexus]

I feel like half the active experts are gone. Haven't seen a lot of them around

[trim juniper]

yea

[tardy kernel]

sadly

[rapid atlas]

@glass nexus

[pastel cove]

oh my god bro pray for me im going to have to fight new game plus five gwyndolin

[earnest patrol]

What do yall do for runes, drop the methods fr

[tardy kernel]

kill bosses lmao

[rapid atlas]

Lets make you expert

[trim juniper]

kill bosses yea

[glass nexus]

Yes?

[earnest patrol]

Broooo, I just finished killing the mad pumpkin

[rapid atlas]

your bio said “ping me pls”

[tardy kernel]

might have been recommended before but its a vote thing

chances are any new expert will be in lore/nightreign

[trim juniper]

let's just remove the role atp

[rapid atlas]

✅ ✅ ✅

[rapid atlas]

Damn

[glass nexus]

Oh, that is just so I can see the message directly and don't have to search for it. But feel free to ping me, my notifications are disabled anyway

[rapid atlas]

[glass nexus]

Do we have otters in elden ring? 🦦

[drowsy elbow]

To carry all my gear only took 70 endurance

[fading sluice]

We have dog and cat and bird

The end

[rapid atlas]

Maybe shinorai knows, @tardy kernel i summon you!

[trim juniper]

i am the otter

[glass nexus]

I love the dogs walking around with a building on top

[tardy kernel]

tarnished edition trust

[rapid atlas]

🦦

[tired forge]

tarnished edition will add an otter gun

[glass nexus]

🦦

[glass nexus]

Ok, need to preorder now

[trim juniper]

first thing i did in a pool

[tired forge]

suspiciously milk shaped being

[rapid atlas]

Nintendo players finally about to experience peak

[rapid atlas]

😹

Yo mvd, can i dm you

[tardy kernel]

surely my 3ds runs elden ring

[rapid atlas]

😭

[tired forge]

maybe on 2 fps

[glass nexus]

Probably has the same hardware as a switch 2. So it might be fine

[tired forge]

and on 14pp

[trim juniper]

y

[rapid atlas]

Um gonna tell u smth

[trim juniper]

sure ig

[fading sluice]

I'm so lonely in a vc

[tired forge]

speak to yourself

[fading sluice]

Why mogh so hard

I hate him

[hexed kernel]

git gud

[fading sluice]

That's what I'm doing

[thick void]

wthelly silent notification

[dawn sable]

@thick void

[thick void]

yeah

[jade zenith]

There are 3 positive endings in elden ring

[dawn sable]

If anyone says frenzy flame I'm crashing out

[jade zenith]

Age of stars,Duskborn,Perfect order if im not mistaken

[thick void]

there are no positive endings each got some kind of flaw to them
but there are some "happier" than the others

[jade zenith]

By positive i mean better than the current situation

[thick void]

i think everyone are aware this ending not even close to being "good ending"😭 ✌️

[dawn sable]

Some people unironically do think it's good

[jade zenith]

You go completely insane and get hunted by your ex wife for eternity while burning the world

[fading sluice]

Only reason I die to him is the blood on the floor

[dawn sable]

"No bro but you're putting an end to the world's misery heh"

[jade zenith]

Hard for suffering to exist if nothing does

[inland ivy]

Hi chat

[jade zenith]

Hi

[inland ivy]

Hru

[thick void]

"Wife" chill bruh tarnished never had a chance✌️

[tired forge]

should've gotten this ending in DS3

[jade zenith]

Tarnished clearly does have that elden rizz

[stoic iron]

depends on the tarnished

[tired forge]

tarnished named goorby with a 30 inch long chin

if you can marry an empyrean, I think you've got it

[jade zenith]

I dare Varré to call me maidenless after the Age of stars ending

He would be able to if i didnt bury a meat cleaver in his back for little to no reason

[inland ivy]

Melina will be like Hear me out

[thick void]

||also can we techincally save melina? Usually people say no but i dont remember||
||like use frenzied flame to consume the fire from the kiln or whatever its called, complete milicent's quest get miquella's needle and use it to get rid of frenzy||

[tardy kernel]

u can save her

[thick void]

but?

[tardy kernel]

you still took her lifes purpose from her

[thick void]

aha

[tardy kernel]

and she still despises you for it

[thick void]

whatever lolz i made an egoistical choice i will stick with it

[tired forge]

but you saved her isn't that cool /3

[stoic iron]

youll never see her again either way

[jade zenith]

Do you think there ever was a tarnished that made it to the flame of ruin,heard he had to sacrifice his maiden and did a complete 180 and married her

[stoic iron]

the maiden would not consent

[inland ivy]

I really wish myazaki did the golem eye dlc it waz gonna be epic

[thick void]

yeah... uhhh im not sure what she will do after losing life purpose

[stoic iron]

vyke tried.

[thick void]

look for new one? Or something
far far worse

[jade zenith]

And for some reason vykes maiden just got murdered

[thick void]

something i can not say

[stoic iron]

she killed herself in pretty sure

[drowsy elbow]

Love how the guard counter for Great Eepee is just poking the enemy in the eyes

[thick void]

emoji 96

[inland ivy]

Dont made me laugh the frenzied flame cant be cure

[jade zenith]

Theres also Bernahls maiden who threw herself to the fire and thats what made him lose his mind

Eventually leading to his death at the hands of some sociopathic serial killer(Tarnished)

[hexed kernel]

i got maidenless frenzied flame in my first playthrough

[thick void]

wdym by that

[drowsy elbow]

Fire giant vs my shield build how stuffed am i?

[thick void]

melina is mad that we didnt give her her aura sacrifice

[hearty zenith]

Best of luck PTE. kat| Fox-413 AD HB

[jade zenith]

Invading is so trash in elden ring

[native stream]

I'm tryna think of what chocolate to get myself

[inland ivy]

If it was easy to get rid of frenzied flame no one will be afraid of it its not like rot that devoure flesh and blood it consume mind and soul and awarness the needle cant do anything otherwise midra was gonna use it

[jade zenith]

Its pretty much inviting your ass to get ganked by 3 of the most annoying human beings

[night flicker]

hey guys, is it ok to ask/talk about MOD here?

[jade zenith]

Cant be used by him because guess where you have to be use it

Outside of time

[outer gate]

Nope, read rule 14

[night flicker]

oh ok, mb

[jade zenith]

You do it in Placidusax's arena

[native stream]

You need to fell an empyrean as well as be in a place outside of time I wouldn't call that easy

[jade zenith]

Which i remind you is out of time

[native stream]

[inland ivy]

Yeah even if he was able it wont affect

[native stream]

Lucky what chocolate do I get

[sick storm]

chat is this real

[outer gate]

uuuhhhh

Bounty

[thick void]

i dont know, im not Ukrainian

[native stream]

Unsure if they have ull look

[hazy sand]

This is actually referring to my force feminisation plan of the world

Hello funny people

[trim juniper]

hello

[hazy sand]

How y’all

[trim juniper]

tired but i drank a bottle of vietnamese coffee

wby

[lilac sentinel]

Hi

[native stream]

They had but was expensive so I got a chomp

Why did my reply break discord thats mean

[earnest steppe]

force transfem? slay

[fading sluice]

Me bored

Cuz me can't beat mogh

[jade zenith]

I won a 3v1

In invasions

I love str arcane

[south osprey]

Earlier today at castle morne i summoned this mage to help me out , He was doing over 1000 damage to each enemy without buffs , Now this wouldnt be an issue but i was at +0 level 19. I had not previously unlocked anything of higher level from npcs. This surely isnt possible even with the most optimised meteoric staff build?.

this was no password. Completely random matchmaking

3 shot the final boss

or 2 shoti guess

[keen oar]

How we doin gang been playin starfield on the ps5 first time I ain’t been on the reign at least once in a day since oblivion came out

Are we still getting selling the deep of night or what

I will always blame you all

[plucky blaze]

Remember the name? Strongest sorcerer mayhaps

[south osprey]

I think it was

[plucky blaze]

Strongest Sorcerers are a group of people that uses hacks and one shot bosses

[south osprey]

he had the finger cloak , and the helmet thingy

[keen oar]

Oh so they’re unemployed

[plucky blaze]

If you read the pins msgs that we have in the pc coop you would have known

[south osprey]

A meteoric staff and some offhand one , I wouldnt say it was cheats , But did he spoof his stats? Its so uncommon

[south osprey]

No clue where that is tbh

Is it in a specific thread or something?

[keen oar]

The fact nightreign of all things is my default game is wild

[plucky blaze]

They use cheati engine

[south osprey]

I cant even remember if the name was correct , Probrably was i usually just summon without looking

[south osprey]

He didnt exactly 1 shot the boss or do over 1000 damage

[keen oar]

I’m just in here yelling at clouds

[south osprey]

Not over 1000 until he buffed at the boss

[plucky blaze]

The channel you were just before pc coop
Check the pinmed msg

[south osprey]

Oh yep in there

[plucky blaze]

They do a lot of prep time yes

[south osprey]

Do you have a screenshot of what they look like

for confirmation,

[plucky blaze]

They also can't dodge and only rely on their stupidness high dmg

[south osprey]

This guy just spammed one gravity move the whole time and destroyed everything in the area

I didnt exactly need that tbh but i dont care. Im more than happy to have just sword and board players alike

[plucky blaze]

I have no idea what boss it was but I'm assuming from what you said and that you weren't even lvled up yet he did that, it fits what they do, it could have been someone normal too I have no idea

[south osprey]

castle morne

Entire area of it

level 19 +0 sword and board

when i summoned him

[muted basin]

anyone have a godskin peeler?

[south osprey]

it was kinda funny but not surprising considering i was on pc , Ive only ever seen 1 jailbreaker on console

Maybe 2 if i include the dragon twink that 1 shot me somehow

[nova canyon]

Holy shi @dawn sable look its your worst enemy

[plucky blaze]

?tradeinfo

[fathom spoke]

”I want free items, or to trade with other people! Where can I do that?”

Head to https://discord.com/channels/867784605293084702/1314171615239602246 For information on how to trade.

[plucky blaze]

Wrong channel

[muted basin]

ive tried the verify thing it doesnt work for me

[dawn sable]

Literally not true man the EMPLOYERS are my worst enemies

[plucky blaze]

I mean it's not impossible but yeah I really can't tell unless you know what was the name of whom you summoned

[nova canyon]

W lidl

[plucky blaze]

You need to link ur steam for that to work

[south osprey]

How rare would you say it is to encounter stat spoofing twinks on console

99 stats in everything at level 60

[lean kindle]

First few solo malenia attempts and uhh
I gotta say she is the type of woman who would be the man of the house💀

[sick storm]

that's pretty skull emoji bro

[plucky blaze]

I do not own one unfortunately so I wouldn't know

[south osprey]

I didnt know that was

[plucky blaze]

Tarnished edition update?
Also what is that Uk thing that you sent earlier if you wouldn't mind explaining

[plucky blaze]

Feminizing the nation
I see

So her plan worked after all

It's time to put Logic Thesis and explanation to work

[hazy sand]

👀

[trim juniper]

will tom ever get this treatment

[plucky blaze]

YOU

you did this

[hazy sand]

:3

[plucky blaze]

Ningen

All shall purged in time

[sick storm]

hmmm

[steep moss]

played outlast trials for the first time, got jump scared twice and didn’t understand a single thing happening, peak experience

[mental yarrow]

I love outlast

[pastel cove]

elden ring players will see you press the roll button once and say "yeah youre panic rolling pal"

[dawn sable]

Literally nobody has ever told that to you what are you even saying

[tardy kernel]

i have

they posted some gameplay

[steep moss]

unironically this can be true without the ridicule, rolling at the wrong time might just be considered a panic roll

even if it’s only once

[tardy kernel]

can i call it panic after 7

[sick storm]

nah that's tactical er gameplay

[steep moss]

deliberate actions

[pastel cove]

yes people have

[dawn sable]

Who r u

[hazy sand]

Bro thinking of something 3 days ago

[left hearth]

i do like to rely on my dogs

[steep moss]

zlawg, your main form of movement in the first 20 seconds was literally just you rolling around the arena

[tardy kernel]

thats the exact vid i was talking abt too😭

have u asked in the trde chats

[arctic frost]

Needs to hop on Nightreign and play with those "reduced damage negation on chaining evades" or whatever passive to get rid of the bad panic roll habit :p

[gusty vigil]

yeah

but nobody there even responds

[tardy kernel]

yh its pretty dry sadly

ur not gonna have any luck here though

[steep moss]

it’s pretty early in the day too

[tardy kernel]

more likely to get muted or smth😭

[steep moss]

?rule14

[fathom spoke]

Rule 14

Requesting or offering trades/gifts/sales of items or runes is not permitted outside of the channel. If you were not aware of this, please review Rule 14 in #rules and check the #faq.

[tired forge]

anyone got 600 blasphemous claws?

[arctic frost]

[dim pawn]

Nah I only have 567, sorry

Does anyone have 3 great katanas? I wanna cosplay Zoro

[tired forge]

I've 14 digger's staves

(farming for somber stone 5)

[pastel cove]

i have the stamina bar to back it up

[hazy sand]

Hi 46

[gusty vigil]

how long does madness last?

[dim pawn]

Hi kierara

[dim pawn]

Like 2 seconds

[gusty vigil]

really?

[hazy sand]

How you doing

[dim pawn]

It's like any other instant damage proc

[rare coral]

five hundred ciggarettes

[dim pawn]

Just woke up from 9 hours of sleep and on still tired

[hazy sand]

Real

[gusty vigil]

but what about for like a black dumpling build

[steep moss]

perhaps, however that isn’t the point

[gusty vigil]

and buffs made for madness

[dim pawn]

Idk what that is

[dim pawn]

Like the Aged One exultation?

[gusty vigil]

yea

[dim pawn]

I think the madness proc buffs you for 15 seconds, like the Mohg and Kindred exultations IIRC

[gray smelt]

jesus you spam rolled for like 20 times

what the f uck is this atrocious gameplay

[dawn sable]

Hey, he's not your "bro". Cut it off.

[steep moss]

hand and exultation are 30s , black dumpling is a full 60

[dim pawn]

Get some hits in brother

[vague harbor]

Hello everyone

[dim pawn]

Oh dayum

Thx zeter

[willow plank]

Hi

[dim pawn]

Hai

[meager forum]

crimson pfp nicee

[vague harbor]

Glad you also know peak

[gray smelt]

bro got like 5 summons at once and stills lost

[dim pawn]

Get hits in when he's distracted by the dogs

[hazy sand]

:(

[vague harbor]

What are yall talking about

[steep moss]

not your buddy pal

[gray smelt]

their weapon literally does 4000 dmg, how can they stills lost btw?

[dawn sable]

i am not your "buddy" nor will I ever be nor will I ever have any desire to be your "buddy" or "friend" or "pal" or "chum" or have any positive acquaintance with you

[steep moss]

i love that you have this ready

[dawn sable]

😭 😭 😭

[steep moss]

gf had to work today, you know what that means

[vague harbor]

Guys whats your opinion on the mimic tear

[steep moss]

https://tenor.com/view/megatron-orange-kitten-mischief-silly-gif-11793558487055411982

[dawn sable]

Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection? Wow yes

[dim pawn]

Youre excused. And I'm not your brah

[dim pawn]

Peak

[vague harbor]

Hell yeah

[steep moss]

i’m gonna play the god of war games for the psp

[dim pawn]

Anyone who disagrees is wrong

[hazy sand]

We have the funny sentences in storage

[dawn sable]

Sloppp

[vague harbor]

Fr

[gray smelt]

people who don’t know how to play the game might need that

[steep moss]

checking my own notes, i don’t even know what this means

[dawn sable]

A sentence that's either written by a 15 y/o (Jack) or an autocomplete tool

[dim pawn]

Yes

[steep moss]

or this one

[vague harbor]

Im not the best at elden ring,but even if I was a pro at the game I would still use mimic tear.thats my goat fr🥹🙏

[steep moss]

lowkey

[dawn sable]

Lowkey

[dim pawn]

-# lowkey

[tired forge]

midkey

[halcyon kernel]

bigkey

[vague harbor]

Key

[steep moss]

this one i actually sort of remember lmfao

[hazy sand]

highkey

[tired forge]

embeddedkey

[dim pawn]

_ _ key

[halcyon kernel]

||censoredkey||

[tired forge]

highkey

lowkey

[dim pawn]

I day this one all the time

[hazy sand]

ConfusedKEY

[dim pawn]

Because my cafeteria always plays that blasted song

[halcyon kernel]

keykey

[fair hound]

does the two handing talisman work with starfists?

[steep moss]

whenever i’m down in the dumps on a game, i start singing this song https://youtu.be/k55FYtqtXXU?si=hYC6kraqnkPHqnDQ

[dim pawn]

keyhigh

[steep moss]

our house, in the middle of our house

our house

[halcyon kernel]

keylow

[steep moss]

in the middle of our house

our house

[halcyon kernel]

housekey

[hazy sand]

Classic

[dim pawn]

HkIeGyH

[gray smelt]

for example the panic rolled dude above definitely needs mimic tear for every single fight to finished the game

[dim pawn]

LkOeWy

[tired forge]

westkey eastkey

[vague harbor]

Lol

[unborn olive]

man this water stuff tastes pretty good

[steep moss]

my first experience with this was waking up at like 5 am with sleep paralysis and i thought i was dying

[cedar matrix]

hell naw

[tired forge]

water's lowkey lethal, everyone who drinks it dies

[dim pawn]

Has a 100% death rate

[vague harbor]

I drank water am I cooked

[meager forum]

wait u know marduk let’s gooo

[unborn olive]

hell yaw

[vague harbor]

Huh

[dim pawn]

Also if you inhale oxygen, you slowly die afterwards

Guaranteed

[meager forum]

oh i thought u were talking about the band in my pfp it’s marduk from sweden

[vague harbor]

Im so cooked

[pastel cove]

I got some hits in

[vague harbor]

Mb I was talking about king crimson

[rare cave]

I can 0 hit malekis first stage but his second stage I just instant die any tips

[meager forum]

ohhhh

[dim pawn]

You stood there for a solid 30 seconds waiting for your dogs to die lmfao

[spare spear]

Don’t be greedy is what I learnt

[vague harbor]

Lol its all good

[rare cave]

I don’t I mean like as soon as he’s second stage I die

[dim pawn]

Red Wolf has low HP, you can slay him in those 30 seconds

[native stream]

Most of his moves miss when you hug his ass which leads to better openings

[steep moss]

oxygen decays metal and stuff when it oxidizes, maybe it’s just oxidizing us slowly

[vague harbor]

Use mimic tear.level it up as much as possible.then jump maliketh

[dim pawn]

Git gud

[drowsy elbow]

Finally beat Mohg the bleeding pain

[rare cave]

Ok thanks

[unborn olive]

second stage is full of delayed attacks, dont roll early or spam roll

[dim pawn]

Yeesss

[rare cave]

No I only use sword with no spells no nothing

[dim pawn]

Dodge

[native stream]

Do you think if we had real cyborgs they'd just get rust in their bloodstream and die if it ever rained

[dim pawn]

Why are you making the game 10x harder for yourself

[rare cave]

It’s to easy otherwise

[steep moss]

rusted from the rain

[unborn olive]

sword can be way easier

[vague harbor]

It doesn't matter what build you use just jump maliketh with the mimic tear

[dim pawn]

It truly. TRULY. Is not

[vague harbor]

Beat his ahh

[hazy sand]

Gotta put them in like those protective phone cases

[native stream]

Sounds like a grunge band from y2k

[steep moss]

cast off the crutch that kills the pain

[rare cave]

Malekith is the only boss I’ve struggled on this game so far and it’s fun to struggle

[dim pawn]

Mass of chism frfr

[hazy sand]

👀

[native stream]

Me putting Judy in a phonecase so tha

[unborn olive]

we like spicy food for a reason

[dim pawn]

Maliketh is hard WITH the tear

[dim pawn]

Mass of kism

[vague harbor]

Trial and error always prevails

[hazy sand]

Continue that sentence :teasip:

[steep moss]

disgusting, forgot to stir my coffee

[vague harbor]

Nuh uh

[dim pawn]

Yucky

[rare cave]

Fr it’s most fun this way

[steep moss]

bean water with hints of sugar

[dim pawn]

Idk man you might be de goat

[native stream]

My lawyers have advised me that continuing the joke would be most likely to result in negative consequences

[dim pawn]

Maliketh is an objectively difficult fight. On purpose

[hazy sand]

Lawyers have advised that nothing can be done in dms

[native stream]

Difficulty cannot be measured objectively

[dim pawn]

I mean

[unborn olive]

uhm which tear

[steep moss]

i’ve always found his second phase too slow to be a threat, beast clergymen phase always been a bigger issue for me

[dim pawn]

It can

[native stream]

It can't, it's subjective by nature

[dim pawn]

Mimico

[unborn olive]

oh

[dim pawn]

Nah

[spare spear]

Objectively most of the community struggled on maliketh

[dim pawn]

Mimic prolly makes it harder with their ahhs gameplay tbh

[gray smelt]

their brain can't process what's going on apparently

[mental yarrow]

i loved his fight my struggle was the fire giant

[native stream]

You cant say that without an actual statistic which you don't have lol

[vague harbor]

I remember struggling with every boss in the game. Tree Sentinel took 20 tries margit took 10 tries godrick took 10 tries I struggled with the whole game but I prevailed.moral of the story is sooner or later you will succeed until you fight radagon hes a pain in the ahh

[steep moss]

yeah well i’m gonna ignore that and use my own experience as an exception and claim he’s easy

[dim pawn]

Thats.

Whatever never mind I'm not getting muted again

[mental yarrow]

he genuinely is its seems like an unfair fight

[unborn olive]

who

[vague harbor]

I hate radagon

[rare cave]

Tree sentinal is the second hardest boss I have done other than malekith I did him at like lvl 15 it took like 20 tries to and then margit 5 godrick 1

[dim pawn]

Radagon 🥀

[mental yarrow]

the hatred i have for radagon

[native stream]

Tree Sentinel is a boss that isn't actually invalid to get mad at, he has weird hitbox issues with the shield slams

[gray smelt]

i thought you had already uninstalled the game like you said?

[steep moss]

i love radagon :D

[vague harbor]

Same

[dim pawn]

Radagon is really easy tho

[steep moss]

i just wish he had more health

[spare spear]

I beg to differ

[mental yarrow]

have some shame and tell me how u do it

[unborn olive]

honestly i dont blame, i'm still sometimes not fast enough to dodge his poke attack

[dim pawn]

Just circle strafe him and stick to his right leg

[vague harbor]

Yeah its probably because your good at the game.im not.

[dim pawn]

Basically cannot hit you

[native stream]

I don't care enough to argue about it, before this goes any further

[mental yarrow]

alr this is where ur on ur own brochacho

[arctic frost]

Radagon 2nd phase instead of EB could've been a top final boss 😔

[mental yarrow]

im goated at the game

[steep moss]

elden beast should’ve been a secret boss!!

he’s too easy for the final boss

[vague harbor]

I'm not for now 🙁

[dim pawn]

EB is lowkey easier than godrick

[mental yarrow]

i genuinely feel like there is enough lore and opening for an elden ring 2 but eh

[unborn olive]

ehh i feel like he would get boring unless they completely change his moveset

[vague harbor]

Delusional

[mental yarrow]

alr ur medically insane

[native stream]

Radagon is beautifully complex I just wish he wasn't so squishy

[steep moss]

i enjoy fighting him because he’s so damn scriptable lmfao, he has no secrets

[dim pawn]

No I'm just good at gayme

[arctic frost]

Yeah, an alt ending secret boss

[tropic vapor]

Hi All...New-ish to Elden Ring on PS5

[dim pawn]

EB or God, Rick?

[mental yarrow]

i was born a gaymer and i say his rock ahh isnt fun

[dim pawn]

No ice

[vague harbor]

I hate radagon with a burning hatred hot enough to burn the erdtree

[spare spear]

No no it’s no arguing I was gonna send a statistic but I can’t to u

[mental yarrow]

soldier of godrick tho thats what scares me

[gray smelt]

damn that panic rolled video they sent feels like some kind of accidently rage bait

[mental yarrow]

can u link it i wanna watch

[unborn olive]

where do u get statistics from anyway

[steep moss]

you guys should argue really quickly for my entertainment

[arctic frost]

We still on that panic roll video, I gotta scroll up and watch it atp

[dim pawn]

Truly the objectively* hardest boss in gaming

[native stream]

My DMs are off sadly yeah, I have them like that because people only either DM me to ask for help (I'm not a personal guide I like to delegate to my friends when I'm in help channels sometimes) or to harass me
I've gotten soooo many dm reqs from men saying weird stuff 😭

[spare spear]

Check dm lol

[mental yarrow]

dont panic roll i suggest as i panic roll off a cliff

[gray smelt]

this one right here

[spare spear]

Yeah no fair enough

[dim pawn]

Ai overview

[steep moss]

@ grok

[native stream]

Pros of being woman on internet: Cool gaming lady
Cons of being woman on internet: No one leaves you alone

[dim pawn]

My broster in Gwyn. What??

[dim pawn]

Fair nuff

[gray smelt]

my latest msg

[dim pawn]

That's why making yourself a boy is fun!!

[native stream]

"I know you're a lesbian... but I was wondering if I could try dating you?"
-An actual teenage boy in my DMs at one stage

[dim pawn]

:D

[mental yarrow]

what channel my gay brother in gaydom

[dim pawn]

._.

[steep moss]

LMAO, you uh miss all the shots you don’t take i guess

[mental yarrow]

i can fix her attitude

[unborn olive]

😭

[steep moss]

[dim pawn]

Biggest airball ever

[vague harbor]

That's wild😭🙏

[native stream]

Trying to hit a hoop on Mars bruh

[nova matrix]

The really wild part is this works both ways

[unborn olive]

wonder if there were a discord couple that lasted

[nova matrix]

If you put abs in your discord pfp, your dms are blown up by women with no life and no hopes

[steep moss]

maybe they are really strong

[dim pawn]

I'm not even gonna fuhh with you.

I also get those dms aLOT

[mental yarrow]

noted

[spare spear]

Tempted to try

[native stream]

To be fair a good number are also bots lel

[dim pawn]

Definitely not as much as you but it's still weridly high

[gray smelt]

scroll up, i can't send links or videos

[spare spear]

I see

[unborn olive]

did you do that before

[mental yarrow]

so why do the dms i get are hey bum me a cig

[vague harbor]

Dude you got OVA dio as a pfp that's so damn cool don't change it

[nova matrix]

Yea, my pfp used to be Eldegoss with an afro photoshopped onto Chris Evans shirtless torso from captain america

People thought it was me

[mental yarrow]

crazy work

[sick storm]

Yeah I get that with my pfp all the time

[dim pawn]

Am I banned from reactions?

[spare spear]

Yeah, I know Chrs

[arctic frost]

I watched the video
Brother rolled 30 times and landed 4 hits, and that's with summons. Got to be bait, I have never seen something like that 😂

[dim pawn]

@steep moss

[steep moss]

as far as i can tell you shouldn’t be

[gray smelt]

that's why i say that video might be some kind of rage bait

[arctic frost]

It's not even exaggerated, 10 rolls before first hit (with summons active) and then 10-20 more for next few hits

[native stream]

You should be able to react to anyone's msg so long as they haven't blocked you

[dim pawn]

It keeps auto taking my reactions away tho

[gray smelt]

normal people being can't be that bad

[arctic frost]

Yeah, no way

[native stream]

Whoever you're tryna react to blocked you then

[dim pawn]

Why would Keanu have blocked me?

[steep moss]

hmmm i’ll react to this message, try to copy it and i’ll check reaction logs

[native stream]

Idk ask him not me

[sour knoll]

what build should I make 🧐

[steep moss]

looks like it’s working

[gray smelt]

might be some kind of brain dmg involved

[dim pawn]

@nova matrix did you block me?

[unborn olive]

House

[steep moss]

https://tenor.com/view/magic8ball-simpsons-outlook-not-so-good-gif-13606372

[dim pawn]

buh

[native stream]

Bird

[dim pawn]

Borb

[balmy marsh]

Hi

[sick storm]

this says a lot about ercord

[native stream]

Bird build, only use bird themed stuff

[unborn olive]

cane sword is there for a reason

[sour knoll]

bet

[dim pawn]

[unborn olive]

would be cool

[sick storm]

never cook again

guardian slander is encouraged at all times

[dim pawn]

difficulties,
therefore try git gud

[native stream]

This not guardian slander!

This is bird appreciation

[sick storm]

it should be!

[unborn olive]

it would only be claws though

[silver cloak]

this game is lowkey hard..

[spare spear]

Wylder best class

[balmy marsh]

Ruin fragment build

[rapid atlas]

✅ ✅ ✅ ✅

[dim pawn]

Ya....?

[steep moss]

tbh in my 4 years here, this is probably only the second worst time the server has had

[meager forum]

a lego build

[native stream]

This is hardly even about guardian he just happens to be a bird!

[spare spear]

Fr?

[rapid atlas]

Put dormant fists too!

[sick storm]

ok valid

[silver cloak]

i am telling you

[gray smelt]

dude just simply got no skill, not even a single thought

[sick storm]

daily reminder that guardian sucks and desperately needs a buff

[native stream]

Now I'm curious

[rapid atlas]

He does not need a buff

[dim pawn]

I'm scared as to what the worst time is

[rapid atlas]

To the deep fryer as we talk

[nova matrix]

🌪️ 🌪️

[silver cloak]

i think i need to drop the shield mmmyes

[arctic frost]

I've seen some 0 Souls experience casual gamers and that's not how normal people play badly 😂

[dim pawn]

Broski did you blocketh meh?

[dim pawn]

What's your build?

[steep moss]

back before my time, i’m told of a mod who went mad, they got accused of some uhh, very bad stuff, and in retaliation they banned so many people before anyone noticed

almost killed the whole server then and there

[native stream]

Well good thing that's so far in the past that no one remembers it

[arctic frost]

ERCord rennaisance when Duskbloods releases

[dim pawn]

Bro really got hit with the frenzy proc

[spare spear]

So before the game even came out?

[unborn olive]

rumors say he will be back for revenge

[steep moss]

yeah, as you can see by tom’s join date, the server was up for a few months by that time

[nova jetty]

Lol wtf. I got really far with PCR and then he flew to the sky, and I got one shot

[native stream]

The servers been around since 2021 so yeah

[sick storm]

ohhh was this the thing with lance mcdonald?

i remember that if so

[balmy marsh]

A tale as old as time

[steep moss]

that sounds familiar so i’m gonna say yes lol

[native stream]

Oldgen

[arctic frost]

It's amazing how they managed to make 9 vastly different fun playstyles with the rest of the cast and then there's Guardian

[dim pawn]

Tom unc fr

[sick storm]

and yet u have 100x my messages

[steep moss]

honestly you might have a better idea of what happened than me, as you were actually in server lol, i was only told of it later

[unborn olive]

im larping night reign but arent gaurdcounters pretty cool

[native stream]

Computer, judging by name and pfp, is this user transgender

[dim pawn]

Sounds bout right

[native stream]

Oldgen nerd meets newgen autistic girl

[steep moss]

alright, someone give me a weapon to use

[sick storm]

she just like me fr

[steep moss]

i need ideas

[tardy kernel]

lizard gs

[native stream]

Poison warhawk talon

[spare spear]

Backhand blades

[unborn olive]

tree spear

[steep moss]

i do have one of those and poison is my favourite status

[sick storm]

it's ok i would have a similar amount if i hadn't had certain issues circa 2023

[steep moss]

peak

[dim pawn]

Smithscript Dagger

[steep moss]

i should have mentioned this character hasn’t been to dlc yet

[native stream]

Throw on seppuku while you're at it and double status build

[steep moss]

[balmy marsh]

Bzzzz wrong

[arctic frost]

Nightrider flail

[native stream]

Damn, gay woman at least surely

[dim pawn]

My recommendation still applies

[steep moss]

perhaps next journey

[balmy marsh]

Not even woman

[gray smelt]

their behavior doesn't help either, pissed me off so bad, they said that they didn't panic rolled once, just read the chat

[native stream]

Damn x2

[dim pawn]

Lesbluean?

[unborn olive]

gaydar fail

[spare spear]

I remember one time in 2022 I asked some dude to help me with a boss, he sucked at helping so I asked another dude to help me, and then the dude previously told me 🪢 myself

[dim pawn]

:sadge:

[native stream]

It usually works but not this time

[dim pawn]

M a n

[balmy marsh]

Thing

[arctic frost]

Yeah, had to have been bait

[dim pawn]

I t g i r l

[woven sonnet]

doing the soldier of god, Rick buik=ld. actually crazy

[balmy marsh]

Indeed

[timber grove]

any1 wanna join minecraft smp java edition dm me

[dim pawn]

Buik=ld

My favorite

[arctic frost]

Rick build isn't even that bad, the man just has no skill 🙁

[woven sonnet]

its op, one shotting every boss

[balmy marsh]

He just like me fr

[hazy sand]

Get it repaired at the nearest place

[dim pawn]

Rick,
by the way of God

[woven sonnet]

pre nerf rick was harder than PCR

[gaunt brook]

heyy

[dim pawn]

H

[balmy marsh]

I've transcended the gaydar

[pearl bronze]

hi

[dim pawn]

Post nerf Rick IS harder than Prenerf PCR

[gaunt brook]

i just started playing elden ring hehe

[arctic frost]

Rick the door technician vs. Soldier of God, Rick

[gray smelt]

how did she even pass the dlc anyway? that doesn’t make sense

[dim pawn]

Transcended
Trans
Trains

You like trains

[dim pawn]

Yuhhh

[woven sonnet]

pre launch rick was unbeatable have you seen the test footage?

[gaunt brook]

i'm stuck can someone please help

[dim pawn]

Welcome aboard, young Tarnished

[balmy marsh]

Oh yeah now your on the right track

[dim pawn]

Which one?

[gray smelt]

even named scadutree

[balmy marsh]

Hehe get it track

[gaunt brook]

limgrave

[dim pawn]

Boss or lost?

[pastel cove]

"stood there for a solid 30 seconds" no i didnt

[gaunt brook]

lost

[balmy marsh]

Chat it's 1 in the morning how many more albinurics should I kill before bed

[dim pawn]

From my eyes, you did

[dim pawn]

Generally, from the first grace, head north

[tardy kernel]

go to bed ur wasting time

[pastel cove]

I stood still for three seconds tops because I was getting a drink of water because i was dehydrated and then i immediately went in for three more hits

[dim pawn]

Yes

[gaunt brook]

should i follow the guide from the wiki

[gusty vigil]

is being level 400 normal

[dim pawn]

Not at the start lol

[balmy marsh]

My faith int build won't make itself

[raven fern]

Yes it will

[tardy kernel]

43 int/faith u will be fine

[gray smelt]

why did you even deny?

[dim pawn]

The wiki is usually correct, (in my experience) so yes. But don't rely on it

[arctic frost]

Definitely stood there for 10+ sec watching the dogs fight red wolf

[dim pawn]

FSG reference?

[pastel cove]

the only time i was standing still at the start was because i was using the bell

[balmy marsh]

Yeah but I'm greedy

[gaunt brook]

i rq, can i dm you?

[dim pawn]

More neomal than being 60 for radabeastt

[dim pawn]

Ofc

[arctic frost]

1 hit per 10 rolls on early game boss is a crazy ratio

[native stream]

You do know this isn't DS1 and you can move while flasking right

[tardy kernel]

i wouldnt follow a guide tbh

[dim pawn]

Incorrect

[pastel cove]

elden ring players when you dont nohit the boss first try without rolling or healing and play in the most aggressive way possible and kill the boss in one singular attack sequence and instead actually try to avoid the attacks (this means that youre the most garbage player on the entire planet)

[gaunt brook]

oh?

[pastel cove]

ts isnt even advice this is just elitism

[native stream]

Oh my god the whining

[raven fern]

That’s too much to read

[native stream]

It's not elitism bro

[dim pawn]

Im not saying that at all lmfaoo

[stoic iron]

play your own way

[pastel cove]

I was moving while flasking

[woven sonnet]

first time i fought rick it took me 40 hours just to get him to half hp

[tardy kernel]

ur wasting time btw they argue like this constantly

[thorn acorn]

Heads will start falling.

[dim pawn]

You spam rolled. You sat there waiting for your dogs to die (whilst narrating it)

[gaunt brook]

godrick?

[arctic frost]

There's a middle ground between no hit and 30 rolls in 40 sec VS red wolf I think

[raven fern]

I like arguing, can I join, what’s the issue today

[woven sonnet]

Soldier of god rick

[balmy marsh]

Wait this isn't a ds1 dlc?

[dim pawn]

Fr

[nova matrix]

The essence of skill is being garbage

[hazy sand]

It’s always an argument with this person Lols

[arctic frost]

And all that with summons out 😬

[nova matrix]

I stand by this and will die on this hill

[pastel cove]

me when i bring up every past thing someone did to try and make them seem like a bad person because i dont have any other argument

[tardy kernel]

the game hints at where you should be going
and i recommend exploring anything u find interest in

in terms of stats just focs on vig for hp rn

[tardy kernel]

ur consistently annoying ill be real

[gray smelt]

well maybe because you are
the most garbage player i've ever witnessed

[gaunt brook]

bro fought rick grimes

[feral jewel]

Hi

[nova matrix]

Me when discord argument

[hazy sand]

Hello

[raven fern]

Hi

[stoic iron]

Hi

[dim pawn]

Nah there's a tutorial boss in the start of the game that the community memed as Rick, Soldier of God

[tardy kernel]

there is no argument to have you just seek a fight whenever u type

[pastel cove]

be so fr if you gotta bring up "erm they did somethig like this before" or "erm theyre always like this" then your goal isnt even debating its being a jerk and ridiculing someone for no good reason and youre not a good person

[feral jewel]

Hi

[gray smelt]

what a sufferable skill issue mf lmao

[pastel cove]

I might be garbage but i still managed to beat the game and thats something

[stoic iron]

:foid_wave:

[dim pawn]

Erm, why are you still yapping

[feral jewel]

can you say thay here

[hazy sand]

😭

[tardy kernel]

good job

[dim pawn]

Every time I see your name, I always misread it as Agdayne

[raven fern]

What that

[stoic iron]

i have no idea

[tardy kernel]

doesnt mean you need to argue abt every single thing or any criticism you get

[feral jewel]

i think youre about to be obliterated by the mods

[stoic iron]

the filter allowed it so not my fault

[balmy marsh]

I did it 60 faith and 70 int

[arctic frost]

That was a bait video, we all know it
But it was a good one icl, seeing you summon dogs -> roll 10 times -> land a hit was peak

[raven fern]

Is 10 vigor 80 strength good

[gray smelt]

who wouldn't beat the game with 10 summons at once lmao

[dim pawn]

No mod talk in genchat please

[pastel cove]

only summon i used on the last playthrough was giant rat ashes

[tardy kernel]

regardless they are "baiting" 24/7

its just annoying

[woven sonnet]

glassiest glass cannon

[dim pawn]

Youd be surprised

[languid merlin]

Afternoon ladies

[pastel cove]

YOURE annoying

[languid merlin]

Woah what’s happening

[pastel cove]

I have not seen you do anything but accuse EVERYTHING you dislike seeing ofb being bait

[raven fern]

the only summon I use the the Imps so I can open the rise in the snow

[gaunt brook]

im going day drinking

[dim pawn]

Buddy. Give it up

[worthy pagoda]

what the

[languid merlin]

Hell yeah dude

[pastel cove]

wah wah wah i dont like this i dont like this this must mean its bait and was deliberately made to annoy me NO YOU JUST DONT LIKE ANYTHING AT ALL

[tardy kernel]

might be the second time ive claimed ur baiting

[gaunt brook]

drowning myself in guinness

[raven fern]

Maybe we are all annoying ♥️ let’s be together and beeeee alright!!!

[hazy sand]

😭 🍿

[pastel cove]

alr then pal i'll refight the guy

[stoic iron]

whats up :D

[arctic frost]

Okay that's trying too hard to bait now lol

[dim pawn]

Scadu 27 panic rolled and let his dogs try and solo RWoR and got angry that we called him out for it

[languid merlin]

this is life

[tardy kernel]

this is how they act every time 😭

[gaunt brook]

W?

[dim pawn]

Peak

[spare heron]

Hi

[gaunt brook]

W

[languid merlin]

always a W man

[tardy kernel]

just dont like you twin

[languid merlin]

hmmm seems legit

[gaunt brook]

birra morretti my go to lager

[languid merlin]

very W

[hazy sand]

@dawn sable missing out on peak here

[dim pawn]

@hasty kayak too

[dawn sable]

Dude

[stone meteor]

Hi guys

[languid merlin]

I much prefer Heineken but to each their own

[raven fern]

Hi guys

[dim pawn]

Hi guys

[languid merlin]

oi lad

[gray smelt]

because your gameplay is atrocious to the point its looks like rage bait lmao

[dawn sable]

This deserves the GIF that was beint spammed in poopyland the other day

[feral jewel]

Hi

[nova jetty]

Guys. I get one-shot by PCR when he does the meteor nuke thing.

[hazy sand]

Misgendering, uh mods

[gray smelt]

what so hard to understand

[dawn sable]

The Discord drama one

[pastel cove]

nah im just genuinely that bad at the game icl

[raven fern]

Run away or something

[dawn sable]

I thought it was gender neutral

[feral jewel]

the popcorn one

[dawn sable]

Hi

[dim pawn]

F tier bait

[hazy sand]

It is I’m just being annoying

[balmy marsh]

My brother just another me

[dawn sable]

Yea

[hazy sand]

Or well sorta is depends who you ask

[native stream]

Then listen to the people giving you advice instead of claiming you're not doing the mistake you're clearly doing

[nova jetty]

I tried running away then keep rolling

[dawn sable]

I see

[languid merlin]

Hey nothing is wrong with that

[hazy sand]

Some people don’t like being referred by it, I don’t mind tho

[pastel cove]

true

I mean tbf even pros like LSMH started as noobs once too

[dim pawn]

Dude whatchu mean

[dawn sable]

Careful or they will block you!

[raven fern]

I dunno then, I forgor

[dim pawn]

Un right

[hazy sand]

Let Solo Me Her?

[dim pawn]

Let Me Solo Her is the best he was never a newb

[raven fern]

Who the hell

[arctic frost]

Who likes being referred to as it? Actually, don't answer that...

[raven fern]

oh

[dim pawn]

Let Me Solo Him

[dim pawn]

Me, dude

[hazy sand]

Read their message again lol

[languid merlin]

dude is badass and punk what do you mean

[raven fern]

Let let solo solo him her they them her

[dim pawn]

Nahhh

[raven fern]

yeah that’ll do it

[worthy pagoda]

send help?

[dim pawn]

@ashen vigil No invite links.

[stoic iron]

good job

[ancient socket]

Ainsel River.. got ambushed by those horror ants and alt f4-ed on the spot

[native stream]

Some people being me hiii

[languid merlin]

I don’t think that link is allowed

[dim pawn]

@raven fern That link is not allowed.

[raven fern]

Who knows

[pastel cove]

alright man we get it

[dawn sable]

What drove you to that conclussion

[languid merlin]

Intuition

[ancient socket]

God, those things are horrifying

[hazy sand]

Ill keep that it mind

[raven fern]

?ping

[hazy sand]

Also hi Eden

[dawn sable]

So brilliant

[raven fern]

/level

[dim pawn]

Bot command fail

[worthy pagoda]

aiproof so manually did this good job you too

[dawn sable]

Hey pal stop pinging me

[raven fern]

it’ll work if I try again

[languid merlin]

According to the server poll, I’m the smarterest Mountain Giant here

[raven fern]

?pfp

[dawn sable]

Holy flips

[languid merlin]

And also the handsomest

[dim pawn]

?pfp

[native stream]

Hello! I'm hungry and it's still much too early for dinner

[dawn sable]

?av

[pastel cove]

"this person blocks people" "oh watch out this persons gonna block you" "lol blocking people" yeah so what genuinely who cares if they block someone its their decision and frankly if you cannot even respect the very simple boundary of someone blocking/not wanting to talk to someone for their own personal reasons and instead have to publicly mock them for it then that says a lot about what type of person you are

[raven fern]

oh snap!!!!!

[dim pawn]

F O R G

[pastel cove]

boundaries exist for a reason if you cant respect them thats your problem

[hazy sand]

Hi hungry

[raven fern]

?mm

[balmy marsh]

Whos the dumbest mountain giant

[raven fern]

WHAT was that WHAT was that

[hasty kayak]

Yes

[languid merlin]

Probably Logic

[dim pawn]

Man's is still going

[dawn sable]

Hey dude I said stop pinging me, you're just crossing a boundary right now

[hazy sand]

😭

[tardy kernel]

😭

[dim pawn]

Opale

[languid merlin]

Yeah Opal, but most newgens don’t know him by that

[arctic frost]

I get it why they didn't go for any hits on the red wolf now, they were respecting its boundaries

[languid merlin]

silly chuds

[tardy kernel]

its adding up

[pastel cove]

did you see its healthbar at the end it was almost dead

[dim pawn]

Ik em by L0gic

[balmy marsh]

The elden ring discord situation is insane

[dim pawn]

Not this gen alpha "O" nonsense

[languid merlin]

I’m getting scared…

[plucky blaze]

Dotodoya title

[arctic frost]

Because of the dog trio hard-carrying

[dawn sable]

I love when people misuse quotation marks

[hazy sand]

“Discord drama”

[pastel cove]

have you ever heard of playing it safe and trying to not get killed by an attack because i have low poise and one singular attack could stun me

[rapid atlas]

Damn this ercord shi gets serious

[tardy kernel]

rolling 7 times in a row

[raven fern]

“Sigma toilet rizz”

[tardy kernel]

👀

[dim pawn]

No

[balmy marsh]

Penguinz0 title

[native stream]

You died, you said yourself that you're bad ad the game, this is not the time to be defending your decisions when they ultimately still resulted in you losing

[raven fern]

I usually just kill the boss idk

[languid merlin]

That’s a perm ban, sorry.

[raven fern]

good, release me from this hell

[dim pawn]

If the boss' health bar is less than 10% you greed it for the kill

[pastel cove]

alright then genius next boss you fight since apparently trying not to get hit is a bad thing just play as aggressively as you can and just keep hitting the boss ignoring any damage you take since avoiding damage is for noobs now

[languid merlin]

ain’t that the truth

[dim pawn]

Also no because I usually just beat the boss

[raven fern]

DS1 gameplay:

[balmy marsh]

No you stay and suffer

[pastel cove]

ive nohit ds1

[hexed knoll]

Is Michael Schumacher a shoe maker

[dim pawn]

No rolling allowed

[pastel cove]

@fathom spoke on a roll today holy moly

[tardy kernel]

"why do i keep dying to o&s"

[pastel cove]

isnt this the like 30th "No invite links" this minute

[raven fern]

Roll?

[native stream]

Not only is this a reasonable strategy with good negations but you basically do this yourself in the second half of the clip you posted

[dim pawn]

Nah it's just a lot of people getting hacked by being dumb

[hexed knoll]

I’m crine 😭

[languid merlin]

Where’s the gameplay clip?

[pastel cove]

not very reasonable if its a boss with high health

[languid merlin]

I’d like to observe

[native stream]

Perfectly reasonable

[raven fern]

Please I wanna see the clip too

[dim pawn]

Community Help I think

[languid merlin]

Lemme check this bad boy

[hexed knoll]

I’m angrine 😡

[native stream]

I know very much what I'm talking about, you can tear through enemy healthbars and take no damage via the endure ash of war

[dim pawn]

"High health"

Bros talm bout RWoR

[pastel cove]

and what if youre not using the endure ash of war

[native stream]

Just ignore every other part of my comment and focus on that sure

[dim pawn]

Tank that shi idk

[native stream]

Ignore the part that tells you off for doing exactly the thing you're complaining about

[arctic frost]

Holy bait, literally the squishiest legacy dungeon boss at recommended level

[halcyon kernel]

Red wolf of Radagon?

[native stream]

[raven fern]

the mf who dies in 5 hits

[dim pawn]

Bros worse than Pinwheel (healthwise)

[pastel cove]

just ignore every part of my gameplay and focus on me panic rolling once sure

[dim pawn]

Yerr

[hazy sand]

😭

[halcyon kernel]

Hate let me tell you how much I hate red wolf

[native stream]

That makes up more than 50% of the clip dog

[pastel cove]

One second

[native stream]

No seconds

[dim pawn]

Panic rolling + sitting like a brick for 25+ seconds + narrating "hes killin my dogs oh no"

[native stream]

I've literally seen it with my own two eyes

[languid merlin]

I only saw the O&S gameplay

[halcyon kernel]

Red wolf makes scalpers look like good people

[raven fern]

yeah I can’t find tha clip

[dim pawn]

• not getting any hits on the boss when summons were focus

[gaunt sedge]

death is a necessary cause

[hazy sand]

I’m running out of popcorn

[languid merlin]

I’ll make you some

[gray smelt]

i mean she's even using summons for a f king miniboss really tells you a lot

[hazy sand]

Yay

[raven fern]

Lince will make you some

[nova matrix]

You let your wolves die for your panic rolling sins

The latter I can forgive, the former I cannot

[dawn sable]

Uhm can you guys stop hating

[languid merlin]

And poison it mwahahahah

[raven fern]

Oh my god,,

[halcyon kernel]

I will never stop hating red wolf

[dawn sable]

They're just rolling like Sonic to beat the boss

[native stream]

Search:
in: #community-help-elden-ring has:video from:1201378314875572270 on:09-04-2026

[raven fern]

Spindash!!!!

[halcyon kernel]

Red wolf you bastard

[gaunt sedge]

do they have mantle of thorms or briar armor

[languid merlin]

But Sonic runs

[arctic frost]

Man's panic rolling to the diagonal corner to watch summons fight from safe distance, then roll all the way back to land 2 hits after summons go down

[hazy sand]

They forgot to equip thorn armour

[raven fern]

Why can’t I see this one 🧐

[dawn sable]

Oh right? How does he damage enemies?

[languid merlin]

Probably runs into them

[gaunt sedge]

he runs them through

[native stream]

Lacking the tarnished role, go to channels and roles and select Discuss Elden Ring and SoTE

[dim pawn]

Atp we're all certain SF27 is just baiting

[dawn sable]

No but they have the spirit

[raven fern]

How the hell do I not have the tarnished role 😭 all this time

[arctic frost]

Yes, but it's still kinda funny

[raven fern]

What the bleep

[dim pawn]

Those 2 hits did 90% of the healthbar btw. And broski still lost

[native stream]

At this point idec anymore this whole thing has been less than pleasant

[raven fern]

Thank you bestie

[woven sonnet]

post radahn light show

[stoic iron]

innit

[native stream]

I am going to go watch my funny comedy men and sleep

[pastel cove]

actually only roughly 17 seconds and 374 milliseconds of the video was me rolling and it's 86 seconds long meaning that 20.2023% of the video is rolling not over 50%

[dim pawn]

Le

[hazy sand]

Mf hit us with the maths

[native stream]

Ever heard of a hyperbole

[dawn sable]

Son

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Cake

[native stream]

Focusing on the wrong thing

[dawn sable]

We cannot be serious

[pastel cove]

so are you

[native stream]

And that much time spent panic rolling is still bad

[arctic frost]

Well yes, there was the 30.65 seconds of spectating summons, 5 seconds of entering and calling the summons and 15 sec of running

[hazy sand]

Red wolf is not ts serious

[native stream]

Anyway.