general-discussion

[celest remnant]

ye

[kind quail]

Adeptus sorarites

[celest remnant]

if they seem particularly lucky you might just get declared warp touched and executed

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

damned if you do damned if you don't

[nova matrix]

Its the essence of the imperial guard boiled down

If you see a veteran and aged penal legionnaire, you know that is the most dangerous person in a square mile radius based on sheer survival ability

[kind quail]

Or the orcs are playing a joke on em

[nova matrix]

I zoomed in on a guardsman captain in Space Marine 2, saw he had a grey moustache, and had the fear of god struck in me

[celest remnant]

the logic of veterancy in the imperial legion is this: Yes you are cannon fodder but that also means you're going to be up against some of the worst things with even worse gear.

So if you survive, you're either incredibly lucky

or harder than a bolter round

[nova matrix]

Or Ollanius Pius

[winged obsidian]

ciaphas cain looney tuning his way out of everything

[nova matrix]

I forget, is he a perpetual or not, he's been retconned over and over again

[celest remnant]

The Krieg are my favorite

[winged obsidian]

helps to have a blank at your side

[gray smelt]

wtf is this mf yappin about

[winged obsidian]

blanks are goats

[celest remnant]

the death worlds showing suicidal loyalty in an attempt to apologize to the emperor of mankind

is peak

[gray smelt]

bro left without elaborate

[nova matrix]

Siege of vraks is a good book

[celest remnant]

(he doesn't care he just wants someone to unplug the chair)

[brave knot]

Just turned that guy in the beginning into Elmer’s glue

[elfin cobalt]

Anyone know why Blaidd isnt at the bottom of Rannis Rise? Ive talked to the other 2 people in spectral form but he isnt here

[brave knot]

Dumb horse

[winged obsidian]

why didn't the emperor create female space Marines though? was he planning to advance only half of humanity? is he stupid?

[celest remnant]

Male stock was hardier and could survive the process

[winged obsidian]

or do young girls that go through the process become large men

[celest remnant]

space marines are not simply a matter of training, they are surgical abominations

pumped full of testosterone and additional organs

[nova matrix]

Fabius Bile engages with this and he surmises yes he's stupid because fabius believes the female is the more lethal of any given species

[winged obsidian]

aren't women more likely to survive harsh injuries than men though?

[winged obsidian]

I read that, dude is based af

[nova matrix]

His space marine hunters are in fact led by a woman

[winged obsidian]

despite his horrifying actions

[nova matrix]

Bile is my homie

[winged obsidian]

mother bears are indeed more dangerous than the males

[celest remnant]

Nah, both genders relatively equal footing the major difference likely stems from concentration of testosterone

[nova matrix]

Any action he undertakes I forgive

[celest remnant]

T makes people kind of nuts in the head

[nova matrix]

The eldar deserved it

[celest remnant]

(on its own)

so, if you're literally eugenicsing some killers

[winged obsidian]

so he was just stupid lol

[celest remnant]

you want as much testosterone as humanly possible

[celest remnant]

I DUNNO in a way it works really well

[winged obsidian]

why cut your potential military forces in half

[celest remnant]

the tau tore open a damanged marine mech that serves as a combination of battle platform/space marine casket

[nova matrix]

Saturnine may actually talk about this too if I go digging through it

[winged obsidian]

I mean, out of universe the explanation is that it was made by pasty dudes from the 70s-80s so

[celest remnant]

and the sight of the roided up marine inside trying to pull himself free

was so horrifying to the tau

[nova matrix]

Saturnine being the "mother" of the space marines to the emps father

[celest remnant]

they immediately declared humanity worse monsters than any they'd encountered

[winged obsidian]

they really try to hammer in the taus naivete

[nova matrix]

I love watching the tau get crumpled

[celest remnant]

So in a way, waging war with roided up men is efficient but also stupid

[winged obsidian]

why don't they simply ask the humans in their ranks

are they stupid?

[celest remnant]

They actually tried diplomacy to begin with

it was during an engagement that a tau commander landed a killing shot on a dreadnaught

[nova matrix]

Why dont the humans ask the tau why havent they made tau space marines yet

[celest remnant]

He approached the struggling mech and found a human being, corpse-like inside, wired and held by a metal harness being pumped full of god knows what

[nova matrix]

The eldar have primarch equivalents, tau are slackin

[winged obsidian]

Tau are interesting

[celest remnant]

on sighting the approaching xeno, the marine began to scream obscenities and tried to pull himself free

not to flee, but to get closer to the tau commander

[nova matrix]

Thats the marine I'm here for

[winged obsidian]

yeah they're crazy

[celest remnant]

oh and don't get the tau started on servitors

[winged obsidian]

pumped full of drugs to get em going too

[celest remnant]

first thing out of most tau that talk about them is that they're barbaric

[winged obsidian]

servitors are just dumb though

but they're paranoid about AI so

[celest remnant]

Are they? You wire former criminals/opposition into working machines that can no longer be a problem

they aren't dumb, they're a solution to a problem

[winged obsidian]

but it's less efficient, more expensive, and more inconvenient than advanced AIs

[celest remnant]

we can't have AI, so, two birds, one stone

[winged obsidian]

yes, which is stupid

[celest remnant]

IS it less efficient?

[winged obsidian]

yes

[celest remnant]

go read about AI in the warhammer universe for me

[nova matrix]

Advanced AI is arguably more dangerous than chaos

[celest remnant]

it almost ALWAYS ends badly

[winged obsidian]

based

[celest remnant]

this is why the mechanicus actually treat ai with massive amounts of fear and respect

[nova matrix]

I believe theres one instance of a chaos infected dark age AI in a space hulk and its nasty business

[celest remnant]

the cult of mars know the threat they face when one may be involved

[brave knot]

I beat tree sentinel

[nova matrix]

No one survives that

[celest remnant]

congratulations!

[winged obsidian]

oh yeah I remember that

[brave knot]

Turned his horse into Elmer’s glue

[winged obsidian]

simply don't let it become chaotic

[molten lichen]

Good job! You're ready for the other 6 ones in the rest of the game ^^

[winged obsidian]

chaos is an ourobouros anyway

[brave knot]

The what

[celest remnant]

This isn't a factor in the most pious imperial settlements what do you mean

[winged obsidian]

it can't truly win

[brave knot]

[celest remnant]

it's the main fault of the imperium as a whole

[winged obsidian]

I'm being coy again

[brave knot]

4 hours in

[celest remnant]

they want to keep their followers chaste and pious so the enemy can't win but the moment you like a pizza too much

slaanesh smiles

[brave knot]

Jeez

[molten lichen]

Have fun with the game ^^

[brave knot]

Are we talking about Warhammer now

[molten lichen]

Elden Ring is the best game of the decade

[celest remnant]

ur the behind person george

we've been talking about warhammer for the past like hour and a half

[brave knot]

Praise the ruinous powers

[celest remnant]

Ya know what game was made by warhammer vets and I hope it gets a video game adaptation at some point?

[winged obsidian]

Chaos wins and they all die, are they stupid

[celest remnant]

TRENCH CRUSADE BABY HOO YEAH

[brave knot]

Planning on getting a serious haul for my 18th

[celest remnant]

holy quality minis man

god i love trench crusade

[nova matrix]

To paraphrase the words of talos

"We built this empire with our hands for you and now we are tearing it back down"

[brave knot]

Quality slop

[nova matrix]

If you build an edifice and it ends up a monument of sin, you destroy it

[celest remnant]

nah you dodo and here's why:the minis are 3d printable

instantly 6000 miles ahead of games workshop to immediately lead with that

[brave knot]

True

[celest remnant]

ur telling me im just buying THE GAME and I can provide my own overpriced plastic?

hell yeah baby

if i wanna use a token system i absolutely can

[wispy perch]

hey guys so nightreign is almost a year old and im thinking of getting it for xbox. do people still play the base game?

[winged obsidian]

yeah but they're more like spurned exes

lot of chaos Marines only keep going from pure spite

[brave knot]

Yeah but lowkey I like building cause I’m a good little slop enjoyer

[celest remnant]

and trench crusade art? absolutely gorgeous examples of warhammers classic style

oooof yes look at that

[winged obsidian]

there was a really good book about nurgle Marines that talked about how dead end everything was

[nova matrix]

Some of them yea, it varies based on the legion and warband their exact ethos

The more faithful chaos warbands are just straight up spreading the good gospel

[celest remnant]

aye, nurgle is both the god of life but also the god of stagnation

[winged obsidian]

this storyline will never end regardless

[celest remnant]

this is the other end of the coin

you live, but you live forever, and it's awful

[winged obsidian]

I knew that, pretty raw deal tbh

[celest remnant]

depends on your mindset really

[winged obsidian]

he's loving like an abuser is loving

[nova matrix]

At his core he is the god of despair

[celest remnant]

to some, that's a fine life, hence why chaos space marines of the nurgle flavor exist

[nova matrix]

The stagnation of life is the essence of that

[winged obsidian]

as long as you do what he says and wants he'll love you but if you leave him he'll make you suffer and all

[celest remnant]

now, do you wanna see nurgle on steroids?

[winged obsidian]

casually just got a whole eldar goddess in a jar, the weirdo

[nova matrix]

I should go read the liber chaotica again

[winged obsidian]

is it trench crusade

[nova matrix]

Yea

Black plague faction

[digital dove]

@tepid pumice XD

[winged obsidian]

I think I'd rather not, I'm about to cook

[nova matrix]

Trench crusade is really cool until you digest literally all of the available lore within hours

[gray smelt]

no

[celest remnant]

This is the heraldry of the cult of the black grail, and more specifically, we're going to talk about "The Great Hunger", a subsect of that faction

[celest remnant]

oh its expanded so far

[winged obsidian]

honestly what I like most about Warhammer is just painting the funny guys

it's cathartic

I also like the small scale stories, like the necromunda stuff

[round hare]

hi

[celest remnant]

The Great Hunger is essentially an infernal curse:It manifests in an area slowly, and at it's crescendo turns entire cities into slavering hordes obsessed with one thing:eating

[nova matrix]

Me playing dress up in space marine 2 with my super special gold and rose colored dragon chapter

I be showing up to missions looking like a custodes

[celest remnant]

Reminder:Angry Space Marines exist because of guys playing dress up

[winged obsidian]

Warhammer so funny

you could live your whole life not knowing how messed up the galaxy is, or you could be born in the bottom of a hive

[winged obsidian]

or a farm world

[celest remnant]

Angry Space Marines when they reach for The Chair™

[winged obsidian]

wonder if there's a planet of blanks out there

[nova matrix]

I prefer my marines well hinged like the night lords

Literally the only legion that will turn and run if shown superior force

Self preservation is indicative of sanity

[winged obsidian]

I prefer my Marines all hinges like the men of iron

[nova matrix]

I like that not even the dark mechanicum have started producing those again

Its safer to bind demons to death machines

[celest remnant]

I dunno about that, the ultramarines make tactical retreats when neccessary

the grey knights wouldn't dream of retreating from daemons

[winged obsidian]

yeah getting your entire star eaten would be kinda crazy

[celest remnant]

uhhhh, fist of the emperor isn't going anywhere

salamanders retreat when neccessary

i think it's more just chapter to chapter

but you do be right some are FAR too comitted which might just be a failure of leadership i dunno

there's a difference between backing the cause and just wasting resources

oh space wolves are definitely suicidal which i imagine stems from the traditions they carry, they believe in honor so they aren't leaving till one of you are dead

[winged obsidian]

demons are easier to predict ironically

[celest remnant]

WDYM nooooo this is the sort of thinking that has you summon a secret keeper thinking

"oh i can bind this"

[winged obsidian]

Ai will have every possible move you'll make for ten thousand years mapped out

[winged obsidian]

oh no I didn't mean to suggest they were easy

[celest remnant]

ai are easier to manage because it's a force that can actually be contained

[nova matrix]

Xarl swept his chainsword across the scene, gesturing at the prone forms of First Claw. ‘I know all of these warriors. They are First Claw, and I know they’ll die as they lived: trying to run away.”

[celest remnant]

you can't cut the warp off you can only try

[winged obsidian]

you can try throwing a trillion blanks at a warp hole if you can get them there

without them stopping the ship from working

[celest remnant]

it actually only takes 1 singular lone agent with support from the cult of mars if you want to believe the games

[winged obsidian]

certainly done crueller things

[celest remnant]

warhammer:mechanicus is a pretty good arpg where you act as many things but one option is a mechanicus auditor

this essentially means you are sent into to situations where the acuqisition of grand technology might be possible

(if you don't know in warhammer lore despite their presence within the imperium the cult of mars and the imperium are seperate entities)

[nova matrix]

Soul Drinkers makes sure to make that abundantly clear lol

[graceful quartz]

bro how to beat godrick icon it takes so low damage from my bloodhound fang

[nova matrix]

These goddamn cog heads omnissiah bless their souls

[scenic cave]

Warhammer reference?

[celest remnant]

the TLDR on that is as follows:

Emperor:Listen we really need firepower if we're going to finish civilizing the cosmos
CoM:Yeah okay but you keep trying to bring us into your fold
Emperor:Fine war of mars over soveirgnity but you provide my people with things to trample over our enemies with

[wispy bison]

Emperor meow

[nova matrix]

Emperor; "also coincidentally I'm your god"

[celest remnant]

no no

[nova matrix]

"Ignore this"

[celest remnant]

the emperor was very respectful of their worship of the omnissiah for diplomatic gain

[winged obsidian]

the emperor is a woman, praise the goddess empress

join clan esher today

[celest remnant]

pretty based leadership trait overall, idc if you worship my god but you best not pipe up when i start

[nova matrix]

He just so happens to show up and wave his hand and magically repair a knight in disrepair to show he's only a smolmesiah

Humble like

[celest remnant]

Don't forget he also made death machines to rival titanicus but powered by AI

then locked them away beneath terra along with his first sons

(not the primarchs)

[nova matrix]

The emperor is space chuck norris with the things he did

[wispy bison]

Why does the camera hate me

[nova matrix]

Just kinda touches down somewhere, performs a miracle, yoinks a son, leaves

[celest remnant]

Legio Catageis

[winged obsidian]

it hates everyone

[celest remnant]

otherwise known as The Thunder Warriors

they were larger than his current honor guard and far more dangerous

[nova matrix]

Did they retcon them being slaughtered

Or is this the survivors

[celest remnant]

No they were purged or allowed to die out

[wispy bison]

No my best friend always looks great

[celest remnant]

he basically went "war for terra over" and youthinized the deffective ones

[winged obsidian]

oh the physical one. well it may be a difference in the way that cameras show pictures. after all people tend to look better in mirrors than cameras

[celest remnant]

(they had shortened lifespans and were prone to geentic and mental disability)

[winged obsidian]

there was a reason for it that eludes me at present

[nova matrix]

The truth everyone shoves to the side is the marines and primarchs also being defective tools and on that same chopping block if things went correct lol

[celest remnant]

Now what's cool about the Legio Custodes is that the emperors honor guard one and all are each unique genetic art

[celest remnant]

this is true, the imperiums grand lie is the only thing seperating the marines from an incinerator outside of the corpse king being a corpse

[wispy bison]

I just wanna show my friends how good i look with my new hair, i look like the starring actress in a 90s horror film

[celest remnant]

makes rowboat girlymans hero worship of his father really funny

[nova matrix]

The sisters of battle already look at them as aberrant mutants

[wispy bison]

Then i take a picture and i become the murder cannibal from the aforementioned movie

My life is body horror 🙄

[nova matrix]

I think they've started breaking this down but idk how well

I dont read much loyalist marine stuff

[winged obsidian]

nothing is more body horror than the body's we got as is

[nova matrix]

Nah the inside of the cockpit for a chaos titan is much more body horror

[winged obsidian]

wym I'm made of X's and Y's?

[nova matrix]

You're also made of spirals

[winged obsidian]

well yeah but everything is

[nova matrix]

Not me, I'm made of tungsten blocks

[wispy bison]

Dont forget the Z's

[winged obsidian]

the dead cells in your body also sprout from your head

[wispy bison]

Rotate on your own axis

[winged obsidian]

and for some people they stay red

there's also purple stuff in your skin that can turn you brown

[celest remnant]

TLDR rowboat actually got to converse with his father on a psychic level

he was told he was jesus and to go back because he was the only hope for the imperium

(because of course the emperor would tell him that)

[wispy bison]

I wish i was pale 💔

[winged obsidian]

I like being brown, it's the color of caramel and chocolate and wood

[wispy bison]

Imma need some chalk white foundation

[winged obsidian]

good natural camouflage

[wispy bison]

Well i dont care i wanna be the color of the moonlight so i can be a vampire

[nova matrix]

Gorillaman then going to dante "you are the only hope for the other half of the imperium I dont wanna deal with"

[wispy bison]

I hate my skin

[harsh wharf]

Lend me some pigments or whatever it's called

[vague harbor]

Hello everyone

[winged obsidian]

there's vitiligo

[wispy bison]

Its not white and its not brown its an uncomfortable inbetween that makes me look dirty

[nova matrix]

Damn self racism

[celest remnant]

I feel like the emperor wouldn't want the grand lie to collapse for the simple fact that it would undo what he was working towards

[harsh wharf]

We call that texture, you're art with texture

[celest remnant]

like yes, the current system is an utter violation of his original goal

[winged obsidian]

the forms in which the human body can color it's skin are all beautiful

[wispy bison]

I need good lighting

[celest remnant]

(advance mankind, avoid being theologized)

but the mankind advancement came

[wispy bison]

I will hire someone to follow me around with a reflector

[winged obsidian]

I know a guy named urien who's real good at that

[wispy bison]

Urizen

[winged obsidian]

he's also brown but he's Mediterranean

he can apply and remove his melanin at will it's really creepy

[wispy bison]

Sob???

[harsh wharf]

Dawg can change skins ingame

[celest remnant]

You know the most ironic thing about the Imperium as a whole?

The god emperors whole thing with "don't theologize me" wasn't just humility

If you deny the existence of gods you deny the warp power.

[nova matrix]

Theres also the thing where its forcing him into becoming a warp god himself

[vague harbor]

What is everyone talking about rn

[winged obsidian]

bro walks in, turns himself brown, and strips to his diaper before getting you in the nastiest set up you've ever seen

[nova matrix]

This was only a theory for a very long time but I think its been very well accepted past few years

[celest remnant]

His death was both the keys to the kingdom for mankinds expansion (access to the warpway) but also spawned a lie so utterly violating of the concepts he tried to instill that it literally fuels the war it's fighting.

[nova matrix]

Fabius Bile is undergoing a miniature version of the process as Pater Mutatis

[winged obsidian]

yeah but it's kinda hard to enforce that when, to regular people, you literally look like a golden glowing god

[celest remnant]

It is a snake eating its own tail

[nova matrix]

He gonna yoink tzeentchs mutant domain

[celest remnant]

He enforced it fine it was when he died that it became a problem

[winged obsidian]

doesn't the emperor's visage change depending on what you assume is peak human form as well

[celest remnant]

schemers within his midst seized this opportunity

and locked him to a golden throne

[royal scaffold]

Anyone willing to let me summon them so castle sol? I need the other half of the secret medalion and I am having a difficult time with general niall

[winged obsidian]

well there were imperial cults and stuff already popping up in some places

[celest remnant]

this kept in in a state of perpetual stasis, right on the percipice of life and death, and amplified his psychic powers 10 fold

[winged obsidian]

lorgar did a lot of the grunt work there though

[celest remnant]

this doesn't come without a cost though

[ionic monolith]

can someone help me out. so i bought a new gaming laptop and Steam refuses to launch elden ring saying "corrupted file has been found by anti cheat" now i have looked all over for it, reinstalled steam, reinstalled the game like 8 times now, updated my drivers, everything under the sun i can think of, and still it wont launch

[celest remnant]

he is fed THOUSANDS OF SOULS on the daily

[winged obsidian]

tens of thousands correct

[nova matrix]

Do you happen to have an ampersand in your windows username

[winged obsidian]

yummy nummy psyker soup

[ionic monolith]

how do u mean?

[winged obsidian]

being a psyker sucks too

[rocky pilot]

Hi little eldies

[royal scaffold]

Help... Me..... general Niall.... Beating me right now

[winged obsidian]

have you tried bewitching branches

[rocky pilot]

I'm not fighting a fellow Irishman

[nova matrix]

I dont know if elden ring does this, but sometimes games use your windows username in the files and if you have a funny symbol it dont like it

[royal scaffold]

Dawg I am a barbaric fellow with a giant sword

[winged obsidian]

niall is Irish?

[rocky pilot]

The name is anyway

[ionic monolith]

ill check it out one sec

[winged obsidian]

but have you tried them?

[winged obsidian]

Radahn and Ranni were conscripting the Irish??

[royal scaffold]

ngl bro; I only have 200 hours on the game and I have no idea what that is. I am just guessing that it's a mage item

[rocky pilot]

Yeah I know, super racist

[winged obsidian]

it's an item that mind controls enemies to your side, very useful against his summons

[ionic monolith]

could it be also since i havent signed into Microsoft yet on this new device?

[royal scaffold]

ah okay

[thorny raft]

Hello happy hope everyone’s having a good night/day/morning

[royal scaffold]

Still though. I could use some help because I do not have them

[rocky pilot]

Id use my mojang account instead of Microsoft if I were you

[royal scaffold]

and I lack the faith to cast things

[winged obsidian]

it doesn't use faith

it uses fp though

[royal scaffold]

Where can I get it?

[winged obsidian]

the recipe you get from Gideon after finding moghwyn and talking to him, which you can get to after niall or earlier through varre's quest

there's also some behind one of the churches

[ionic monolith]

i play on steam

[royal scaffold]

The reason I am fighting Niall right now is because i need the other half of the secret medallion to get to mogh

[winged obsidian]

well what about varre?

[royal scaffold]

True

Forgot about him

[rocky pilot]

I play the system, I don't put myself on the same level as all the sheeple. I also got my steam account hacked once and I've been salty ever since

[royal scaffold]

But I also need Niall's armor for this build so that's why I am fighting him

[winged obsidian]

also gives you the best farm spot in the game for early game runes. my go to when I gotta upgrade stuff

[ionic monolith]

ok but taht doesnt change the fact that my elden ring refuses to launch...

[bold pecan]

evening

[winged obsidian]

cause big hammers cost like 100k+ to max not including the stones

[ionic monolith]

like i am so confused. it runs on my old laptop, but if anticheat is gonna flag everything on my new laptop then i dont know what to do

[celest remnant]

@nova matrix I think the collapse of the lie would also cause a massive psychic fallout, remember the warp is an emotionally charged place, belief is power and the god emperor is the most powerful psyker alive, without the gilding of worshippers he might be consumed like any other psyker given his current incredibly fractured mental state

psykers being consumed by the warp is just a dice roll of bad outcomes but on his scale it'd probably be the worst warp incursion the 41st millenium has ever seen.

doing this would make it unlaunchable and also isn't one we wanna give steps for here thank you

go talk in dms

[rocky pilot]

When I had problems launching things on steam I usually just replace files in the game directory but anti cheat will probably destroy those too

[nova matrix]

The lie is also sustaining his greater daemons in saint celestine and the sanguinor which is a +1 for humanities survival

I say greater daemons but for lack of better term

I aint calling them angels as much as they look like it

[celest remnant]

Legit I think it would be the worst event in the history of the timeline, even worse than what opened the eye of terror

the birth of a thot

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[winged obsidian]

man I gotta say though, learning that siofra River was pronounced "she-fra" was like finding out Santa wasn't real

[celest remnant]

I appreciate you were trying to help him aeon 100% btw

just a bad thing to lay out steps for here

wanted to act fast to try and make sure you didn't so I apologize if I seemed kinda short

[rocky pilot]

I don't have PC elden Ring so I wasn't sure if the anti-cheat was his computer's or for the game itself

Thought it was like a firewall situation

[celest remnant]

makes sense makes sense

[winged obsidian]

oh so the sisters are demons?

[celest remnant]

with a firewall problem what you actually wanna do is add the game and the anticheat to the firewalls exceptions list

[winged obsidian]

lot of stuff has changed since I read Warhammer last

[rocky pilot]

Nah you're good I see the issue in my now deleted statement lmao

[celest remnant]

most people just add the game

but you DO need to add the anticheat executable as well

rarely do outside anticheats piggyback on the game itselfs traffic

[rocky pilot]

Man am I glad I never have to deal with this. My heart goes out to the pc players

[celest remnant]

it's not as common as you think, it's just sometimes anti-cheats detect weird runtime enviroments and go "hey wait a minute"

this can be from a kernel it doesn't like

or, in a certain anti-cheat I remember, it can be because it reads your open windows

(world of warcrafts warden. If you opened a notepad named after a certain engine primarily used for unlawful game activity it would flag you)

[solar timber]

hellooo

[rocky pilot]

If I ever have a PC problem I usually just go to a 7+ year old Reddit post with my exact specific problem

[solar timber]

lookin to beg for help with bosses I dont think I could ever beat at sl 30 lol

[rocky pilot]

That is actual insanity

[celest remnant]

nah this is normal anti cheat activity the problem was blizzard told no one they were doing this

[rocky pilot]

#community-help if you want assistance

[celest remnant]

warden wasn't even known about

no mention in their eula

oh and it wasn't even all that effective on its own, game masters were still needing to put boulders in bot paths

[rocky pilot]

I never played or really know anything about WoW except for the South Park episode, just shows how unintelligent I am

[ionic monolith]

yeah i dont know...imma try installing more updates to my device

[winged obsidian]

@celest remnant ever played boltgun by chance

[celest remnant]

(this is a literal statement, if you have a bot running the same path daily, instead of trying to come up with some mechanical solution, you put a boulder in the path, then ban him if he tries to run it again and gets stuck)

yes

[winged obsidian]

how is it

[rocky pilot]

Why am I allowed to react here now

[celest remnant]

exceptional

[rocky pilot]

I hate the double tap reactions

[celest remnant]

if u have image perms, you can use native reactions

[winged obsidian]

I forgot I had it

[celest remnant]

do u want me to remove them

[winged obsidian]

so I'm gonna try it

[rocky pilot]

Nah it's alright I'm not the reaction abuse type

[celest remnant]

i more meant so that you didn't have to deal with the double tap reactions

im pretty sure if i remove the perms the stupid thing should disappear 4 u

[rocky pilot]

I think ill be able to deal with it, I'm trying to kick the habit of clicking messages for no reason

[brisk estuary]

.

[rocky pilot]

I should probably sleep now anyway, it's 6am and I have a shift at 1pm so every second counts

[solar timber]

anyone remember when one can get the chance to speak in a vc? is it a general policy that I should wait a while?

[rocky pilot]

Goodnight elden things

[celest remnant]

god i could watch goobsmooch on repeat

[lapis epoch]

if goobsmooch is who i think that is ur so right

[solar timber]

gah. suffering.

[flint halo]

So are any of y'all gonna get that one Elden Ring lore bound book by that YouTuber

[nova matrix]

No

[weak tapir]

thops

[nova matrix]

Yes/no

They're daemons in the sense the emperor is now essentially a nascent warp god and they are directly blessed or created beings from that power

[gray smelt]

who

[winged obsidian]

that's funny

[flint halo]

Some lore youTuber

[trim juniper]

in before somebody says vaati

[obsidian fable]

hello thops!!!

[worn wigeon]

i am cause it seems cool

[flint halo]

Nice

Certainly looks like a fun read

[worn wigeon]

and it has illustrations

[celest remnant]

Ever since I quit my job and just started dropping bowling balls onto the freeway, I've become a much happier person.

[still wren]

nnnnoook

[weak tapir]

hello 😼

[weak tapir]

what??? 😭

[wicked meadow]

brother is about to go into jail real soon

ever goal is waiting for you

[tired forge]

The immense feeling of accomplishment you get from throwing concrete bricks on cars can't be surpassed by anything else

[trim juniper]

🦎

[celest remnant]

what a strange and incredibly out of left field comment

[lilac quartz]

Pupper

[celest remnant]

out of left field dog

[royal scaffold]

Can someone mention the Co-op channels? None of them are showing up for me

[celest remnant]

#pc-co-op #playstation-co-op #xbox-co-op

[weak tapir]

send cat

[royal scaffold]

Yeah it just says no access

[weak tapir]

with an s on the end*

[lilac quartz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-computer-mcsPU3SkKrYDdW3aAU

[weak tapir]

🥹

[gleaming flower]

You're a mod now ?

[hexed kernel]

chad

[round hare]

hrleeoqolfo

hello

[tired forge]

Hanlo

[mental yarrow]

good morning dudes

[boreal fog]

Halo

[mental yarrow]

its SO HOT today

[short quarry]

I stg elden ring is like the green goblin mask

[mental yarrow]

ive finished so many times but i started again to get a character for the dlc so ive been playing with someone here lately

[short quarry]

"Just one more round. You can beat him if you lock in"

No. Please. He one shots me at full health

"Coward!"

[mental yarrow]

who are u fighting

[short quarry]

The green goblin mask

But like, in the form of my Xbox controller

[worn wigeon]

this is what i live for

This is why the heart still beats!

[rotund patio]

Where is the summon pool at in lake facing cliff I forgot

[unreal stream]

why does the brass shield get like 74 guard boost

[worn wigeon]

cause its goated

[unreal stream]

the drip awful but i can guard EVERYTHING

[remote perch]

This is the indomitable human spirit speaking

[worn wigeon]

exactly

[unreal stream]

also is there a way to do gestures with motion controls on pc or do i have to menu every time

[short quarry]

No funny meme 😔

[rotund patio]

Like the first summing pool after defeating Godfrey then you get to the lake facing cliff

Where would it be at?

[unreal stream]

it sucks because nightreign has native dualsense support and DOES let you but base game doesn't

like what is this madness

[zealous fulcrum]

Favorite weapon movesets? I'm looking for some solid weapons, maybe not damage-wise, to play around with for my arcane and INT builds

[unreal stream]

dismounter tbh

[zealous fulcrum]

I've got my eye on the Knights greatsword for both builds

[worn wigeon]

i would send a funny photo but i dont have perms

[worn wigeon]

bloody helix for arcane

[zealous fulcrum]

I also want to check out reapers for my arcane build, the innate bleed would be good for occult

[unreal stream]

curved greatswords actually kinda suck actually my dismounter does less damage than my moonveil

[rotund patio]

Where is the summon pool at in lake facing cliff I forgot

[unreal stream]

with like identical scaling

i need to pick up the uhhhhh ghostflame sword or whatever for this run too

[timid ingot]

who to fight after radahn

[lime brook]

After finishing Elden ring is shadow of the edree the continue of the main story ?

[lime brook]

Kill maliketh

[timid ingot]

nope😂

[lime brook]

I mean u have to

[unreal stream]

yeah but don't

killing maliketh voids like half the quests

[lime brook]

If he just wants to finish the game might as well

[stark rock]

🤝

[lime brook]

After finishing Elden ring is shadow of the edree the continue of the main story ?

[unreal stream]

no

shadow runs parallel to the main game

[jagged widget]

Yeag is wrong
Yes it's a continuation

[unreal stream]

but you can do it midgame

[jagged widget]

It builds on the events after mohg's death

[unreal stream]

yeah you can kill mohg midgame

[lime brook]

So after I get all the endings in The main game buy the dlc ?

[jagged widget]

I liked the dlc

[lime brook]

I’m asking something else thk

If then is the time to buy it

[jagged widget]

You can buy it whenever you want, but I do recommend you finish the game at least once before you do so

Because the DLC is quite difficult

[lapis epoch]

imo beat the game then go to the dlc before going into ng

[jagged widget]

Getting all the endings would mean you are very well prepared - skill wise - for what the DLC has to offer

[jagged widget]

This

[zealous fulcrum]

Those damn circle weapon dudes and those really tall guys that have the dual curved swords

[lapis epoch]

thats the way to go in pretty much every fromsoftware game

[zealous fulcrum]

And the Mesmer soldiers hit HARD, like 1/3 or your health even with 60 vigor

[jagged widget]

I never assume that people go into Ng since I always start a new run xd

[jagged widget]

It depends mostly on scadu, but having an endgame build is important

[lunar lily]

Is there a website for Elden Ring to find each quest of characters

[lapis epoch]

yall remember when the dlc was getting review bombed because peope didnt understand scadutree fragments lol

[zealous fulcrum]

Unfortunately, to get scadu I need to explore, which means fighting things

[jagged widget]

And so many complaints about PCR too

[lime brook]

I Alr got 1 ending

[zealous fulcrum]

I can only pick up so many fragments just running by things until I need to fight something to get to a new area

[jagged widget]

I think the game reached mixed reviews and they had to buff the fragments

[jagged widget]

Not even
You can skip castle ensis, and even so, belurat is doable on low scadu

[zealous fulcrum]

I wish we had more movesets for weapons like the Knights greatsword and swordspear, so many weapons have the same moveset that they get boring

[jagged widget]

That means you have a very convinent build

[zealous fulcrum]

Like imagine if the zweihander had a more elegant moveset instead of "weapon you slam into the ground #4566"

[jagged widget]

I liked the godslayers greatsword and banished knight greatsword

But I think knights is similar to banished knights

[zealous fulcrum]

I think the Knights has slightly less AR for a slightly longer range?

[jagged widget]

No idea

[arctic fractal]

Is dark souls 2 hard i just bought it

[jagged widget]

I think it's one of the harder souls yes

[arctic fractal]

OK thanks for answering 👍

[mental yarrow]

every soul game will be hard compared to elden ring bcuz they have no jump
i said it.

[zealous fulcrum]

And no mimic tear

[calm mulch]

other than sekiro

[arctic fractal]

That's easy, I'll be good

[mental yarrow]

im at the end of thr game with no mimic mimic is okay but its not necessary

[mental yarrow]

i honestly couldnt bring myself to enjoy sekiro, it was boring, linear, NOW DO THIS type of game i deleted it agter 3 hours of playig

[arctic fractal]

Sekiro isnt bad just have to get good

[mental yarrow]

its not even about that it was just too linear

i wasnt dying i was bored

[zealous fulcrum]

I generally avoid summons, I like the feeling of gradually improving and beating the boss on my own, but I have my limits. Like if it's a duo or trio fight I'm bringing mimic tear to make it an even fight, or if I'm struggling with a boss and just getting frustrated

[mental yarrow]

after the first playthru i started mimic but i initially finished the game myself oh the sigh of relief i had after i bombed that furry giant bastard

[zealous fulcrum]

Giant furry bastard?

Maliketh?

[mental yarrow]

fire giant

maliketh is actually my favrt boss bcuz of his weapon art and the lore of him he’s like a good doggy doing his duty

[fading sluice]

I use holy damage

[zealous fulcrum]

He can be pretty tough, ironically enough I had no trouble with him the first time I fought him

And then I died 100+ times to maliketh...

[fading sluice]

Am I cooked for maliketh?

[mental yarrow]

maliketh i did under 10
fire giant…25

[mental yarrow]

whats ur build

[fading sluice]

Pâta, golden order seal a'd I'm lvl 69 rn, stuck on mogh and fire giant

Trying to get to dlc for better stuff

[mental yarrow]

id say run thr game’s ahh off and grt to level 200 before even thinking of thr dlc

[lapis epoch]

you will get absolutely folded in the dlc at level 70

[zealous fulcrum]

He's aggressive, fast, and his attacks give you a DoT effect. However he's got a small health pool (even though he has like 35% resistance in everything) so he's a bit squishy

[lapis epoch]

eh level doesnt matter THAT much in the dlc

[mental yarrow]

bro gon die when a npc looks at em

[fading sluice]

He got 80% resist against holy.

[celest remnant]

nicholas cages overacting is truly art

[fickle needle]

for dlc, max level weapon and 60 vigor is recommended

[lapis epoch]

truly the actor ever

[mental yarrow]

i can give u a greatstars it has bleed and strength on it if u want

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cage-nicolas-not-the-bees-gif-14420748

[fickle needle]

for level wise, people go in around 130-150

[zealous fulcrum]

Unfathomably common holy damage L

[celest remnant]

For chell wise people only go 1

cause there can only BEE 1

[fading sluice]

Nah plus I don't have Xbox gamepass for Online anyway

[fickle needle]

[mental yarrow]

ah fair

[fickle needle]

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-bees-thinking-harry-partridge-changethebees-hmm-gif-546197170858664745

[fading sluice]

Same with final boss

[mental yarrow]

anywho i think its fun but the dlc should be very different

[fickle needle]

I'm gardening in the game

[celest remnant]

I spy with my little bee a distinctive lack of BEES in this chat

my jar full of africanized BEES should settle this!

[fading sluice]

How do you garden in elden ring?

[fickle needle]

nah not er

[lapis epoch]

every endgame boss is resistant to holy those builds just arent doable endgame

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-bees-harry-partridge-gif-4934733

[mental yarrow]

i have a few games lined up after im done with the dlc
i have one character thats ng5 and a new one im working on for the dlc
after the dlc im doing RE9 then nightreign

[fickle needle]

LaD

[zealous fulcrum]

Imo holy damage is only ever useful for death birds, outside of that it's better to go flame art because for whatever reason EVERYTHING resists holy

[fading sluice]

Plant vs zombie?

[fading sluice]

Idk that game

[mental yarrow]

u need strength for endgame

[short quarry]

It certainly does

[fading sluice]

Is that radhan

[lapis epoch]

strength isnt any better then dex endgame

[lapis epoch]

level 200 is insanely overkill especially considering that you will be weak going into the dlc anyways because you have no fragments

[mental yarrow]

dex has more bleed relation and bleed doesnt work either
strength brings pure poise

[short quarry]

200 is like a singular ng it's really not overkill at all

[mental yarrow]

if u end on a high u start with confidence otherwise theyre getting snipped no scoped

[fickle needle]

😌

[mental yarrow]

exactly

[fading sluice]

Hmmm, nice

[mental yarrow]

im at 201 and i havent beaten maliketh yet lol on the new character

[fickle needle]

201

whyyyy

[lapis epoch]

if u wanna minmax i suppose but dex is extremely doable endgame

[lapis epoch]

why woudl you wait until ng to do the dlc

[mental yarrow]

nina cried power

[fading sluice]

I'm at 69 and at mogh and fire giant 😭

[fickle needle]

u doin different builds?

wha

[mental yarrow]

too soon lah

[lapis epoch]

first playthrough???

[short quarry]

To get stronger than level 69?

[mental yarrow]

its a new character’s first playthru yeah

[tardy kernel]

no it doesnt

[mental yarrow]

dont start the dlc with an ng 💀

[lapis epoch]

your gonna end the game at like 130, common sense thing is just to finish the game then go do the dlc

[fickle needle]

level doesn't matter stats do right

am I smart yet

[fading sluice]

Have you ver tried radhan consort of miquella on ng+7 :)

[fleet pond]

I started it on ng +4, first time doing it

[lapis epoch]

the dlc is like 80% scadutree levels

[mental yarrow]

stats bring levels u smort

[tardy kernel]

getting there 😭

[fickle needle]

[mental yarrow]

thats a deathwish

[short quarry]

Common sense thing is to do the dlc whenever you want

[fading sluice]

Yes.

[fickle needle]

yeah scadu is extremely important in the dlc

since the buffs come from there

[lapis epoch]

well the question was "when is it best to start the dlc" so

[mental yarrow]

scadu tree lol idk how u people say it but i pronounce it like skadoosh from kungfu panda

[short quarry]

That was literally never the question

[fickle needle]

when you feel ready, preferably max weapon and 60 vigor afaik

since question was level wise, most people join around 150 iirc

[fading sluice]

I got 30,😭

[mental yarrow]

vigor aint even all that important
55 vigor is enough with an amber medallion

[fickle needle]

😭

[short quarry]

It's joever gng

[lapis epoch]

@short quarry

[fickle needle]

❌

[tardy kernel]

amber is a waste of a talisman slot

[fleet pond]

That's wasting a talisman slot

[fickle needle]

exactly

[tardy kernel]

and saying vig isnt important is funny

[fading sluice]

I get one shot by fire giant

[short quarry]

Wow look at thing I wasn't talking about, nice work

[fickle needle]

gotta get your vigor to 60 first

[mental yarrow]

he’s horrible i hate that boss fight

[fickle needle]

well

[lapis epoch]

thats what everybody else but you was talking about

[fickle needle]

first is 40, then 60

[short quarry]

Astute. That's what I said.

[lapis epoch]

if youre just shouting at nothing you can do that

[short quarry]

No one's shouting

[lapis epoch]

by all means

[mental yarrow]

🍿

[fading sluice]

What's better, pâta, coded sword or that I go for max spell dmg?

[mental yarrow]

coded sword is peak garbage

[tardy kernel]

what do you enjoy using

all of them can be strong on the correct setup

[short quarry]

Two conversations can happen at the same time big guy

[lapis epoch]

big guy is hilarious

[short quarry]

That's the point

[lapis epoch]

i need to try a faith build at some point

[mental yarrow]

consider that a compliment cuz when did u see

i tried a greatstars build off jacksepticeye

[lapis epoch]

are those the fists

or am i thinking or smth else

[tardy kernel]

greathammer

[lapis epoch]

ah

i play so badly on str builds ive tried it

i am a dex chud thoroughly

[tardy kernel]

that doesnt make much sense but alr😭

[mental yarrow]

im going for my peak again maliketh’s blade and marika’s hammer both maxxed and i MELT

[tardy kernel]

any weapon class can be used on any split

[slender whale]

[mental yarrow]

I have enough levels to run 2 builds so

[fading sluice]

Tbh I'm trying to make a lore accurate miquella build

[mental yarrow]

oo thats fun

[tardy kernel]

pure incants or with a mainhand weapon

[mental yarrow]

are u eternally a child

[lapis epoch]

nah im just saying i personally am bad at using strength weapons

[fading sluice]

What

[royal patio]

hi

[tardy kernel]

sword or no sword

[lapis epoch]

greatswords and anything collossal

[fading sluice]

Cursed with eternal younth

[fading sluice]

Prob no sword Ig

[lapis epoch]

every fromsoft game ive played i use dex 😭

[tardy kernel]

switch it up a bit

faith is very versatile

[mental yarrow]

arcane is fun up until godfrey

[lapis epoch]

i def gotta at some point

[tardy kernel]

that also doesnt make sense😭

a stat cant be fun its just scalings

[mental yarrow]

not taking a faith chud’s opinion

[fading sluice]

Do we see miquella in elden ring the Manga?

[lapis epoch]

every game i use a strong dex weapon, no spells no pyromancy no weapon skills none of that

[mental yarrow]

dude i have elden ring cards

yes they do

[fading sluice]

Peak

[mental yarrow]

they were limited edition here in japan

ill dm ya them later

[fading sluice]

I'm in France :(

[lapis epoch]

wait this is so cool

[mental yarrow]

i have godrick morgott renalla godfrey maliketh

[fading sluice]

Peak

[lapis epoch]

wait cards like trading cards or playing cards

[mental yarrow]

i really wanted radagon but i didn’t get it

[lapis epoch]

im imagining a deck of elden ring themed cards

oh i see

[mental yarrow]

trading cards not a pokemon playing xard

[lapis epoch]

no i was thinking like casino cards

spades clubs diamonds hearts all that

[mental yarrow]

nah nah

[lapis epoch]

but elden ring themed

[acoustic horizon]

Would be cool

[fading sluice]

Yeah

[mental yarrow]

elden ring dnd would be fun

[mental yarrow]

thats basically nightreign lol

[fading sluice]

What do yall think of miquella

[mental yarrow]

smash

[tardy kernel]

weirdo

[fading sluice]

Fair enough

[acoustic horizon]

What shnrai said

[mental yarrow]

just cuz he makes his step brother a consoet after kidnapping the omen? ur thr weirdo smh

[fading sluice]

That was not the first thing I was thinking seeing

[lapis epoch]

put false allegations on my goats name

[mental yarrow]

twink is all i see

[fickle needle]

[fading sluice]

I mean, yeah I guess

[lapis epoch]

"eternal youth" 🤨

[mental yarrow]

malenia is just frieda in a different armour she doesnt make me want the fight

[mental yarrow]

😞

[fading sluice]

How old is he really, not his body but mentally or uh... Chronacally

[fickle needle]

5000+

either way

[fading sluice]

Since his a twin with malenia they must be same age right?

[mental yarrow]

see so i can smash

[fickle needle]

I see it wise to move on from such topic

well

let's give you some time outside

[lapis epoch]

fairs mb

[mental yarrow]

opinion on the film?

i saw the set im scared and excited

[fading sluice]

And u can't say malenia is 16

[lapis epoch]

video game movies are bad 90% of the time so my hopes arent high

[fading sluice]

I wonder if it's gonna be about vyk

And they better say once LMSH name somewhere

[last dust]

[fading sluice]

Even as an ester egg

[fading sluice]

Hi

[lapis epoch]

im thinking about it and i personally dont think ive seen a good video game movie yet

im not counting something like readyplayerone that was a book

[dim mason]

I liked the first mario movie

[glossy yarrow]

son 😭

[lapis epoch]

i meant to specifiy live action and forgot

mario movie was soild

[dim mason]

Ah

[fickle needle]

I saw some set leaks of the movie if it's real

looked nice

[dim mason]

og mario movie

[lapis epoch]

assuming were talking about the same leak that set looked great

[dim mason]

That looked like a fever dream

[lapis epoch]

i had the mario tv show on dvd as a kid

[fickle needle]

did you see Marika's statue and small portion of limgrave?

[lapis epoch]

it was definitely a show

[unreal stream]

dung eater puppet kinda goated actually i'm ngl

[dim mason]

Me too

[unreal stream]

he does a ton of damage with his incantation thing

[lapis epoch]

yea it looked like a church or marika

[fickle needle]

ye

idk if it's real but I hope it'll turn out great

imma not discuss it tho, more fun to guess things out

[lapis epoch]

i wonder what its gonna adapt

soembody in here said vykes storyline like 5 minutes ago that would be good

[fickle needle]

vyke's story with godwyn and what they did would've been cool

[fading sluice]

It's me

[fickle needle]

it might be the story of another tarnished too

[dim mason]

I want melina or roderika Content

[vestal marten]

Hi

[fickle needle]

hellooo

[dim mason]

Aseo

[fickle needle]

[dim mason]

Eugh ..

The Mangas a fever dream

[fading sluice]

Can't wait to see teh rock playing as radhan fr fr

[fickle needle]

funny lil thing

[fading sluice]

I can confirm

[lapis epoch]

i dont think it wil happen based on what i saw but a movie about everything that happened leading up to the game could be cool

[dim mason]

I genuinely want whoever plays radahn to go feral

Radahns like

My favorite boss

[tardy kernel]

chances are its gonna be cgi right

[dim mason]

Probably.

[tardy kernel]

hes huge, rotting and doesnt speak

[fading sluice]

We may get more info on like legendary weapon or ending, maybe even outer god like frenzied flame, formless mother and all

[fickle needle]

or maybe in a huuuuuge costume

[dim mason]

One can hope they at least so him right

[lapis epoch]

i wonder if its gonna be written the way miyazaki does his storytelling or more normally

[fickle needle]

I hope we see new things too

[fading sluice]

Maybe story on marika perhaps?

[lapis epoch]

miyazakis storytelling format in a movie sounds horrible im ngl

[fickle needle]

nah

[vestal marten]

Is there any way to talk to asciimov ?

[fickle needle]

it's probably post shattering

[fickle needle]

ye you can send a @vapid reef and request it

[dim mason]

I hope they just make the plot coherent

I don't want to rewatch 5 times to get ut

[fading sluice]

Jack black as Godfrey fr fr

[fickle needle]

please please please it MUST have an ending though

I HATE ambiguous endings

[green halo]

just killed the big scarlet rot dragon, anyone know if his dragon church thing is any good?

[dim mason]

Perfect orderrrrr

[fickle needle]

nawwwww

[dim mason]

If you have high faith and arcane yeah

[hexed kernel]

which radahn

[fickle needle]

I think we won't get to see the order restored in the movie

[dim mason]

Starscourge

Pcr is just annoying

[hexed kernel]

gameplay wise he is not that great though
lorewise i can see the appeal and i like him too

[brittle bay]

i really hope its not the frenzied flame as the ending its gotten so boring

[tardy kernel]

patches is gonna be involved surely

[lapis epoch]

i think ambiguous endings lend themselves to some things better then others, this movie needs a solid ending tho for usre

[green halo]

ok thanks

[fickle needle]

everything about ER is so ambiguous that I need something to hold onto

and get at least a closure

[hexed kernel]

i think the ending for elden ring movie is gonna be age of the stars
i can guarantee it

[brittle bay]

"waaah waaaaaah frenzied flame is the best ending because i love sacrificeslop" (ur maiden hates you after you didnt do it for anyone)

[fickle needle]

I think not because I think the movie won't be about our tarnished

but a different one

so ofc another tarnished doesn't accomplish such

[lapis epoch]

patches is my least favorite character in the fromsoft lore ngl, do not get the appeal

[hexed kernel]

i really hope
a movie following the elden ring tarnished's journey would be boring

[dim mason]

Imagine the protag inherits frenzy flame, under the idea it's a good thing (likely lied to by someone) m, learns it's history, and the side plot is them removing it

[fickle needle]

ye yours is gud too

[tardy kernel]

i hate patches but it makes some sense to have him in the movie

[fickle needle]

but I wonder if it'd really be bad

after all, ER wasn't bad

maybe this tarnished would have a nice journey too

and boil prawns

[tardy kernel]

nice journey and tarnished in the same sentence

[hexed kernel]

minecraft movie, the most recent video game adaptation turned out to be mid because it has like no lore or story
thats not the case for elden ring like at all

[tardy kernel]

its gonna be agony😭

[fickle needle]

yeeeee

just what I like

give me dem drama

[brittle bay]

that's way better than what im seeing ppl on tt talk about
i dont care for vyke and i dont care to see a black hole sun CGI'd on someone's head

[fickle needle]

true

[lean kindle]

Grinding phase starts

I gotta reach 150 lvl before i go for malenia

[tardy kernel]

you dont but go for it twin

[dim mason]

Post elden lord tarnished and its just a traveler wandering the land of what's now peaceful after ages

[vestal marten]

This is my first time using discord.
How do i use @vapid reef to send message request to asciimov ?

[fickle needle]

the reason why I think no ending (elden lord, age of stars, FF) won't be happening in the movie is because, if we get those endings, it means that the protagonist is our tarnished, and we will know everything that will be happening in the movie, so it'll lose interest very quickly

[lean kindle]

She is the last skillcheck before i start playing other souls titles
I gotta solo her

[fickle needle]

tbh I didn't use it myself, but I assume you do =help and then it'll tell you what to do

lemme check too

[hexed kernel]

i feel like elden ring movie would follow the story of a different tarnished
the story would be retold in a different way that it would be more interesting to watch (i hope it would be interesting)

[fickle needle]

ye that's my guess too

[tardy kernel]

vykes story is cool

[fickle needle]

or maybe vyke?

yah

[tardy kernel]

wouldnt exactly get an ending though

[lean kindle]

Or maybe events before we came
Imagine radahn and malenia fighting live action

[harsh wharf]

Renna and Ranni backstory

[iron moth]

Hi

[tardy kernel]

hello

[lapis epoch]

unless they want to make up a new story i think vyke makes the most sense

[lean kindle]

Didnt vyke refuse to burn the ertree tho
We wouldnt see bosses like fire giant or maliketh if that happens

[hexed kernel]

i think elden ring lore is very rich and is enough to make like two or even three movies out of it
for example
first movie about how the world was formed, pre shattering and the shattering itself
second movie about the present elden ring world and would follow a tarnished's journey (probably vyke)
third movie maybe about the dlc or something

[dim mason]

Rennala side plot where she learns to move on and reclaim her place as the queen

[native stream]

he's a tragic character with enough bases that expanding on him wouldn't be too difficult to make interesting yeah

[iron moth]

yo friend, can I ask you something?

[plush plinth]

I like this game very much

[tardy kernel]

go for it

[hexed kernel]

indeed

[fickle needle]

oki sooo after you do =help, you just send the message "new" (without the " ") and then it will want a verification to see the servers

then you can choose a server

[native stream]

recently I learned that for some reason the image quality you select on youtube also affects the audio quality

[iron moth]

How can I contact a mod here?

[native stream]

which explains why my music has been sounding weird

[fickle needle]

what's up?

[native stream]

DM one of the community mod team / elden lords directly or more preferably shoot a message to @vapid reef

or just talk to Dovah lol yeah she's here I forgor

[tardy kernel]

bum

[tardy kernel]

ill be killing gael soon😛

[iron moth]

so the thing is, a friend of mine was banned by mistake her😭

[tardy kernel]

could be today if i lock in

[native stream]

❤️

[iron moth]

He was banned by mistake. Another user asked for the recommended level to beat Malenia, and I replied “120–150” but it may have come out wrong as “12-100-150” I wasn’t trying to spam, just helping. Sorry for the confusion, and I’d really appreciate a chance to appeal

[iron moth]

Ty

[fickle needle]

what was the username?

[iron moth]

user_30018251

[fickle needle]

will I presume

imma take a look and let ya know

[unreal stream]

tbh i did malenia at like 90 on ps

took me like 140 attempts but still

[iron moth]

Tysmm!! I have a screenshot attached if you want me to show it.

[native stream]

level recommendations are pretty redundant lol

[hexed kernel]

what is 12-100-150
i looked it up and i am only getting results for the answer if it was a math problem

[native stream]

vigor and weapon upgrade much more important than overall level

[last dust]

Wow

[unreal stream]

yeah you can do anything at anything

[unreal stream]

a typo 🥀

[iron moth]

Idkk😭

[iron moth]

Novaa

[fickle needle]

found it dw! apparently the account got hacked, you can tell your friend to dm steamseed so there can be done a small verification to see if the account has been recovered safely

[last dust]

Hi

[fickle needle]

then we can get him back in

[lapis epoch]

people act so much like it matters when you answer is just "depends on how good you are"

[native stream]

no no that's not my point 🥀

[hexed kernel]

if you git gud
no game is difficult

[last dust]

His account was not hacked tho

[fickle needle]

who are you

[lapis epoch]

o i see

also true tbf

[last dust]

I know the guy who got ban

[hexed kernel]

i mean
even if a player has 60 vigor and a good +25 vigor
they would still get their ass whooped unless they use spirit ashes or specifically look to get overpowered with a very specific build if they are not skilled

[native stream]

We do have recommended stats and gear for specific bosses in order for them to not be a struggle (we as in the community help people), we just don't use levels. The reason for this being that someone can be RL125 with 99 int and 20 vigor and that person will struggle a lot more than a person who's RL50 with 40 vigor

[last dust]

Wanted me to send him anything for support

[fickle needle]

well that's the only thing I can see, so he still gotta dm for verification

steamseed over here

[native stream]

They would still have a much better time than someone double their level who doesn't have those things lol
We usually help with builds and specific boss advice too

[potent temple]

o/ hello das me

[fickle needle]

yeeee

haiii steam!

[lapis epoch]

this is true

[iron moth]

Okk he says he will check, but he's acc wasn't hacked😭

[last dust]

Ah good ill tell my friend to dm you

[celest remnant]

@velvet canopy u can play brawl to get ranked atm btw

[last dust]

Yeah that's what i said

[velvet canopy]

ugin time

[fickle needle]

god water is so goated

[native stream]

I didn't know he made water

🤔

[fickle needle]

wot

[native stream]

god water

[fickle needle]

😭 😭

[native stream]

is joke

[fickle needle]

WATER

yumyum

[native stream]

I've been having a lot of water with these re-hydrate packs lately

[fickle needle]

re-hydrate packs??

what are they

[native stream]

because tummy issues leading to dehydration

[hexed kernel]

why does this chat devolve into brainrot from time to time?

[native stream]

like powder you put in the drink that gives you electrolytes and stuff idk found em at my pharmacy they seem to be helping

[fickle needle]

ohhh oh oh

gotcha

yeah they're good

[lapis epoch]

i dont drink anything even close to enough water in a day im trying to get on that tho

[native stream]

so long as you're putting fluid in your body its oki

[fickle needle]

yah that's good

[native stream]

water is ideal but it doesn't have to be water

[fickle needle]

your body knows how much you need dw

[lapis epoch]

fluids in general yes water no

[vestal marten]

I did that , then it takes me to mod mail site & asks for login but I'm already logged in , so nothing happens, I'm stuck .

Are you community manager at bandai namco ?

[celest remnant]

chell is a community moderator lol

[fickle needle]

ahhh I see, and nope, you can dm steamseed!

[fickle needle]

modmail bugged out apparently

[celest remnant]

boooo

[fickle needle]

fr

[native stream]

I have never used modmail before interestingly enough

[fickle needle]

me too, just figured out how to use it

[nova jetty]

I feel bad for summoning NPC against Ranalla. I thought it was just a pushover boss but it seems some people think it's one of the hardest bosses in the DLC. The NPC trivialized the fight for me

[native stream]

I'm friends with enough mods that I don't need it lol 🧍‍♀️

[fickle needle]

it's okay, you do what you feel comfy with

[native stream]

She's not that bad

[fickle needle]

don't mind others

[native stream]

people like to exaggerate difficulty to make themselves seem cooler

[fickle needle]

you can always fight her again in ng+s

[native stream]

also true

Never heard of it!

[fickle needle]

no waaay

it has a very good story and it's cozy too

kinda like farming, fighting, otome game

and sims??

[native stream]

hmm

[naive glade]

it's one of the most fun fights for sure

[native stream]

I am seeing a lot of boys on the main page

[nova jetty]

I'll redeem myself by beating PCR. Some YouTubers even rank him over Malenia which I disagree with

[fickle needle]

ye

[native stream]

Dovah is there something you want to share with the class...

[fickle needle]

ye

I'm gardening rn

[naive glade]

recommending a gacha, a nsfw one on my sfw elden ring server?

[fickle needle]

what 😭

[naive glade]

mobile game = gacha btw

[lapis epoch]

id say he was harder pre nerf but thats cause he was broken

[fickle needle]

it's not nsfw jesus