#general-discussion
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also im incredibly disabled so im having hard time getting work done
should be easy
Freddy Krueger
totally
mh is love
mario hart
John
where does darth maul get his shoes
i remmeber playing a monster hunter game on mobile like 9 years ago and having to cook a steak medium rare and kept burning it cause i didnt know what that meant
in the tutorial
weak
probably more than 9 years ago but 10 - 12 sounds so pretenciously long ago
Mobile games werent around a decade ago duhhh
actually wait it was 11 years ago it was like 2014 2015
it was pre-medical incident
that happened at the end of 2015
Uh
Mobile games exist even before that
woahh really
why are u going into so much detail over a steak
Infact 2015 is the golden age of mobile games
ur not gordon ramsay
oversharing
son...
i wasn't being serious. first mobile game was like 1999
where does darth maul get his shoes
So wrong, early 2000s java games were the real deal
definitely before that lol idr when the first flip phone came out lol
i remember the iphone came out in 2011 and the thought of it feels so weird
steak
no
darth vader
i knew the joke i was just being silly!!!
darth maul gets his shoes from the darth vader
because darth vader is charitable and prefers to donate his old clothing to the less fortunate instead of contributing to global non-degradeable waste 😁


does anyone here know what a souls game is
i like coffee
surprisingly not alot of people do 😭
Hi me
❌
ummmm
that is a png actually! not you!
um
Sorry to disappoint you.
you just have to get it….::
what if instead I just had to Beat It
its unbeatable
Like the song on Thriller!
Hi lol
hi
Fists are better + that weapon is so slow boss will 3 bars you
imagune being on earth rn

Hi lol
straight up in the trichilocosm
who in yharnam rn its fire over here
dont listen to anyone who says anything is happening we partying
Yo yo yo
kushroom mingdom
Yall is it worth it to use rotten winged sword insignia for pcr with a dex buil?
Katanas)
Hello

Godskin Sucks
Skissue
not because its hard
🤔
❌
it does
Nah
Yes
Thanks metalgear
😹
You're welcome
what the mulch
just randomly reminisced how crazy nightreigns reveal and then release was
like that was craazy bro
being there for the release just so giddy feeling
fr
hi
it's ok that feeling will come back for nr dlc 2
i am sad, i wouldve loved individual paid characters over what we're currently getting 😭
whatever funds more content idc idm paying
Expecting absolutely nothing ER related ever again and then just KNOWING it's elden ring on the stream was so fire
Elden Ring remake in 2039
can you BLAME us for thinking it was elden ring 2?
thought they made dlc 2
i knew it wouldnt be dlc 2 by the time they showed gameplay lol
i do hope we get a successor to nightreign one day, such a good concept with great potential still.
Can i say something that sounds souls-syndromey
Nah more just you shouldn't look at the boss like its Hard, like you shouldn't take peoples experiences with it to heart
Like its so hard to put into words
i will assimilate
thats mature
going into Malenia thinking people spending 200 tries was normal and justified, will make you do worse
yeah sure...
oh all the people are that were here 3 hours ago arent anymore
smh the servers too big
I went into it literally just telling my self "its hard, no point getting mad", 19th attempt, longest its taken me to do any non challenge boss
same, and i wasnt looking for an early kill. i was just kinda vibing, and not commiting until i learned every move
I have spend 50+ hours in elden ring and haven't found a better weapon then blood hound. should I even change weapon or stick with it to the end?
🤨
after that i started doing her to kill her and thats where the frustration starts. bcause you know you can kill her, but mess up one thing
#1335615246345310289 and alot of setups in #1329521082054475796
u did that over divine beast right?
Halo Scythe, I did have a cheesey incantation on my back hand that i never ended up using after the first few attempts because i didnt know how cheesy it was and it got me killed mroe often than not
Is it a weapon name?
use what you like but there are hundreds of weapons
alot being stronger than bhf
try some more out
Was mostly physical attacks because my mind was really low and i wanted heals since the fight is long
One of the best because theres like 6 base game katanas lol
why I haven't found a weapon with dex attribute scaling like A,B?
beeg blade
And even then isn’t the best lol
why did you choose that as your profile picture?
like 3rd i guess
why not
They only get that scaling after being levelled up
cause like his nightreign gameplay hes dry as bones
fair enough but surely theres a reason behind it and i would like to hear it
Not "still"
xd
you need to upgrade weapons and add an affinity usually
Uchi gets more damage
talk to me bone man
“But range is better”
is bloodhound fang good early game
if there was a reason i forgot
You want to stay close to the boss regardless so there’s no point in range
proceeds to hit malenia with your body hitboxes touching lol
ive had this for over a year atp
do you think I should change weapon mid game considering I have already upgraded it quite sometime?
LMAO
damn alright then
range doesnt matter in pve
You won’t be able to out range 95% of bosses, the range is pointless
Is rivers of blood op still
u might have missed ur monitor if u had less range tho
Melee range only matters in pvp if you're using daggers or something REALLY short,
bonus range isnt a benefit
its good
cant keep up with the strongest setups in the game but its strong
its from chainsaw man, i am a huge fan and i like the character
You are fighting things with hitboxes twice the size of your character minimum
you dont think much
What's better than rivers of blood
had himeno for a while too xd but i am more like power than her so i changed it to her for a bit
There is no “think” about it lol
It’s just how it is
wrong reply mb
Thanks
do you guys like faith plus
u sure 😭
whats the other thing called again xd faith and physical?
str or dex
yh its nice
its my first time playing i chose the confessor? class
up top bone man
usually better to focus one damage stat but its cool
Choose whatever pleases your guts
Do you all have love hate relationship with blood hound?
they judge best
no its just overrated
the thing is i dont get it really yet
You dont have to. Just feel it
the thing lowkey is
knowledge will come with time
It’s decent just not the best
as someone who never used it, no
i dont think i like the shield but i still wanna spell cast can i do that with a 2 hander?
not until u reach the dlc
I hate the curved greatsword moveset personally so I never use
carian thrusting sword... yay!
faaaaa i am at the limgrave right now
bring back demon's scar but make it fire giant themed please
Is bloodhounds fang in nightreign now that I think about it?
he doesnt move much for most of the fight
Swear I’ve never seen it
most likely ig
You dont have to use the shield
yh it is
its in the merchant shop occasionally
Damn just one of those weapons I randomly never find then lol
rarely get it as a reward
More RoBs then uchis
true
i can still cast spells while i use a 2 hander?
i cant tell u whether ur gonna struggle or not
he can catch you off guard pretty easily
depends on the build
nah you're fine
should be alr
using other equipment would help
like dragoncrest greatshield or opaline hardtear
always run opaline hardtear 🙏

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Mods Now!
elphael brace of the haligpeak
Only with one specific very late game weapon.
However many ashes of war are spells aesthetically.
But they do not count as spells for the game
and said weapon is okay-ish at best
i dont really understand the difference between spells and ashes of war
spells use a separate system to be equipped in your spell hotbar, they require a catalyst (seal or staff) to be used and have intelligence/arcane/faith requirements
is the finger lock the catalyst?
yes!
ashes of wars basically grant your weapon a skill
some weapons can't have that skill changed
The demons come for me
Hey correct me if this isn't allowed but recently I switched from ps4 to ps5, my ps4 no longer works and I can't transfer my data, would anyone be able to do a rune drop for my new character, if not its totally chill
up to 12 spells can be equipped at once, and shared among your catalysts (Catalyst is an instrument to cast spells with, a staff, a sacred seal)
Certain effects only apply to spells, and certain effects only apply to ashes of war.
There are no spells that also have an ash of war form and no ashes of war that have spell form, there are similar ones, but there is always a difference.
An Ash of War is linked to a weapon, not your spell slots- And only one can be equipped on each weapon.
It is a modular part of your moveset, you can replace it with all the ashes of war available to you if they are:
- compatible with the weapon category (Spears/Straight Swords/Greathammers)
- Compatible with the affinity (An ash of war that shoots magical bolts will not be available if your weapon has an affinity for fire)
Only physical affinities are compatible with all ashes of war (Standard, Heavy, Keen and Quality)
get a weapon that deals bleed damage and farm Greyoll in Greyoll's Dragonbarrow if you so wish
woah may you be my advisor
Ashes of war also calculate damage differently, but thats deepr and we'll dive into it at a later date.
Ashes of war can also provide a specific affinity they're linked to, for example: Shoot up a cloud of frost-> Grants weapon option to use magic affinity
i am appointing you
Feel free to tag
unsatisfactory
before sunset
The castle in raya idk what is annoying
There is any kinds of enemies
Even a tea jar trying to kill you
I respect the other npc jar
Iron fist idk what
nah
biggest fumble ever
no reason for that game not to have it
Iron fist Chadexander 🔥
genuinely doesnt make sense
There’s also a lil jar fella in a place called Jarburg, he’s cool
multiplayer focused no crossplay 🥀
lucky its elden ring so it has a substantial playerbase nonetheless
Imma meet him
Should pull a helldivers, add crossplay to expand the amount of players AND create a larger playerBASE
Guys I need help
id play ts so much if it had crossplay
if it was a no name IP making a battle royale pve game it would flop hella
every game 2024 and up should have ts no excuses
highkey
Im stuck on the golden hippo. Does it have a weakness of some sort?
bloodborne pc port...
Jarvis, make this persons pillow cold and make his charger fully functional
Might I recommend either levelling up, get more Scadutree fragments or the classic line: Git gud
Well I got it's moveset down pretty good, still need to learn
The fragments on the other hand may be difficult
I think I've got the majority of them up to that boss
What level are you?
Around 190
Dang, are you on any NG?
I started the dlc when I started my ng+
Makes sense then
whats ur scadu
My first
Idk
Check from the site of grace
Once I get home from work, I'll ping u @upbeat valve about my scadu
Aight
I tried using malikeths sword, but that didn't do enough damage
So I'm pretty much stuck with the greatsword
Or the guts sword, as most would call it
im level 1!
hi
i dont trust you
I don’t trust her either
you havent been cleared either yet
I trust you
yo
I wasn't trying to trade lol
wtf
Yeah I've been grinding the dragon, it just takes forever n ruins the game
u just ask and someone might offer it up
:)
why?
I don’t need to explain my actions, for I don’t know why myself
Hi
explain this
Cat running and kicking
Iris being evil as always
Discord sticker
Spin kick
just entered my late teens (25)
Hello
Hi
Cat running and kicking
old man
Welcome
oooh! its you again
My gratitude upon thee
sheo
I didn't bought it yet
why are we replying to a message from 2 hours ago
Didn't bought 🥀
is genchat that dead
Recommend y’all buy it when it’s in sell
May buy it soon, since I got money
it aint for the faint of heart
They don’t have dlc weapons added yet
What
ragebat
What if I was replying to you in the past, and you only just received my reply now?
🤔
dont worry too much about what i say
why is the bat angry
ohhh true
i am angry
Ok
im an elden ring pro
"ragebat"🔥🔥
rago bait
dont even joke lad
folk
yh
folk
Thx
for now
sonion
Yes, it’s owned by Bandai
🔔
Until Iris takes over
musashi
I hate it all
Why for now
nah man, chill out a bit
weird i love it all
you’ll see the end soon
why does my mom ask me to pay taxes but then she gives me money to buy snacks that equals to like more than what i had to pay her over the month
? is she studded?
you mean does mom ask?
individual
dont ask me about your mother barely know her
society
we live in it
You da real mother
yurrr
Ancestor

Toilet
goodbye elden ring chat gotta smoke
Gang gimme one too i ran out today
i dont smoke cigarettes
i smoke messmers
uh really?
She elden on my ring until i tarnish
Noise cancellation on airpods is very cash money
Nice
everything is many cash money
im a souls veteran
what ISNT very cash money
nah just, like, airpods niose canceling or somethin?
hey guys, i'm new to Elden Ring
hi im jai
elden ring is awsome game
dont u think
lol what are u talking abuot
i mean, i've seen better, like Sekiro (Jk)
lol jk i guess
elden ring is definitely a lot cooler than sekiro because you can ride a horse
oh
and fight dudes on horses
nah lmao hard pass on horess
dang i was abt to say we can ride smth else but then i recall the safe for work rule i've just read 3 mins ago
u read the rules omg the world is healing
wdym
ok what about cool magic you cant have that in sekiro
Mikiri counter is magical
nah its just a physiacl counter tho like stompin on it
Do you believe in magic
In a young wolfs heart
Only the mikiri can free it
Whenever it lands
Cuz its maaaagic
not magical enough theres not enough glowing rocks
nah idk, prob not relaly lmao
yeah that is why elden ring is more cooler and more magical
but does Elden Ring have cool Perfect Parry VFX and SFX?
nah just hits like a cool sound effect mostly
no sparkles bursting out of your blade when u perfect parry?
i'd call it a "meh"
but at least u got the girl tho
Elden ring dởm /j
Hey everyone is there a discord or somewhere to request help for dark souls 3? Im on playstation fighting nameless king
nah rip
git gud
You mama
hi
Yo*
yo
yo
im like hey whats up hello
ado tag
sensed ur pretty ass as soon as u came in the door
whos ado
?? ado?</blockquote>
whos fetty wap
is elden ring good
he made ts song
not rrly
nah u rite though
yes
Let’s go rennala first try
very very good 10/10 would play again
deepwoken better themes
whats yo pfp from
what about nightreign
deepwoken is genuinely better yuno ball bro
Stole from twitter, dunno
garbage
can u send it to me
Time for radahn
its from wonder egg priority i forgot her name
rika smth
good luck
Hi Jai, hi Eden
rika kawai
i finally defeated niall 😭
rka kawai eh? lol
It’s only starscourge so it’s more fun than hard
yo thanks dawg ur the goat tf
yeh
huh? lmao
nyarp
hai
im jai hii
How y’all
kinda chill ngl? just scrolling memes
right now is the calm before the storm
That’s ominous
Cerealing tf out before sum za n elden ring
🔥
achoo
Hi lucky
bless you
Hello kier
Hello hru
pretty good, hru
Maymay hi
Pretty good also for once!
hihi kier
yo what's up
Hru

i alr got it and ion know what u said
Alive is good, I’m also alive
hell yea
yeah were good lmao
Do you care about like worldbuilding at all?
in which context
like for what world rather
World I made
well yes
Dm
lol ok bet
Hiii kier
Hello
Nobody panic new risk of rain dlc
ror of rain
nah seen that vibe before
Whatup
Is that the game where that guy's son goes missing
Didn't that come out like 20 years ago
lol maybe
thats heavy rain
That one is better though right
two completely different games it is good tho
Cause it's like emotional or something
nah same vibe lol
yea
Hello.
Hello
How are you.
sup
You guys ever drink too much caffeine
Wow look at Mr perfect over here
How do people drink like coffee with 500mg of caffeine or whatever
coffe tastes yucky
Like they order like triple double espresso shots at Starbucks
Most stuff with caffeine tastes bad without sweeteners. Because caffeine is bitter
The best tasting caffeine usually comes from tea imo
Green tea specifically
yeah even with sugar all the coffee ive tasted is YUCK
You do you pal idk. I kinda put up with something tasting bad if I like the effects
I don't like the effects of coffee because it gives me digestive issues
lmao gotta ditch the caffeine then
Caffeine has different properties depending on where it comes from. Or at least the elements that come from the source the caffeine is in.
you mean caffeine different properties?
For example tea generally isn't as strong of a diuretic as coffee beans
hi
Hemlo
Hallo
how are you guys doin
meh, just chillin rn
Someone drop me some armor sets and weapons
I just beat radagon
oh cool, gg
Gg lol
Are all the tomb raiders horrible or is it just rise of the tomb raider that’s slop
Daily reminder Jesus Loves u he died for u

Dont put his death on me
So did Julius Caesar
Et tu, Bruté?
nah, more like he just got cornered
Where can I ask for night regin builds
check #builds-forum or maybe ask in #Nightreign
Night reign builds exist???
try #builds-forum? might be better there
Its 3 relics😭
That’s what I’m saying
nah, the forum's beter for that 😭
6 if don 
Oh schword?
oh, literally just confusion? lol 😭
I havent played since DoN dropped and just cosplay a guardian on discord
lmao just cpslaying rn
🌪️ 🌪️
whatcha doing tho lmao 😭
Playing dota 2 and persona 5
dota and p5, smh
I forgot to save earlier in persona and lost 2 hours of progress I just reran
lmao rip pogress
One of those moments where you have to go do something asap and you have to close the game, but you entered a section where saving is disabled with no recourse
Yo I just beat the game should I play the dlc first or start a new build
dlc first for the vbies, then maybe a build
Beat mohg first if you havent either way
nah, mogh first is safer imo
DlC first
If he gives you grief just go and make a new build to roundhouse him on the second run
nah, just try to dodge it
Does the Mohg's shackle exploit work anymore? I haven't cheesed since the game came out
Beats me, I never used shackles to begin with
No exploit talk
I manfight my bosses
the gods get angry
hmm is that even true
I may be insane I have been laughing to myself for days now over "moghsquito"
It haunts my mind
I need to draw mogh as a mosquito I'm soo done I can't do this
lol moghsquito?? what is that even?
Pulley crossbow is the real exploit anyway
Draw his spear as the little sucker things
My bad... Though I wonder if that stops at purely glitches. Cause there are non glitch strats that are still mega cheese
I don't know dude it just appeared in my mind like an apparition and it's driving me nuts
sounds like a bad one
Yeah no
Anything that isn’t using actual intended game mechanics is not good
Mohg’s shackle when used properly is not an exploit
nah, it's just legit game stuff then
the romans stabbed him?
So mega cheese talk is allowed just not glitches
Huh
Got it
No no
No cheese
didnt the romans assassinate mogh
Ah, but how has everyones day been?
People are constantly talking about cheeses here it's clearly not against the rules
Like sleep pots on Godskin Duo or one hit builds
cheddar cheese
The Romans blew up a van outside a building which delayed Silksong by 2 years
Regular or sharp
I'm a fan of pepper jack. Go ahead and cancel me I'm just coming out and saying it
That’s not a cheese
The sleep pots are intended game mechanics
The one hit build is a build you can make using in game mechanics
No no you are safe and valid
yellow
Ok but what about white
Those are cheeses. A cheese is just something that makes a fight super easy. Go look at any "cheese" YouTube vids. Most of them don't use glitches.
never had it
Anything that’s like “you can mess up the ai” or “you can stand here and the boss kills themself is an exploit”
...
Yeah that makes sense. Some exploits are cheeses but not all cheeses are exploits
nah, kinda true though
That’s basically what I’m saying
Still, like refrain from talking about anything they(the devs) would try to fix (use common sense)
You did say no cheeses though. But anyways semantics we get each other. Ong
Cheese by definition involves using something that was not intended by the developers. In recent years this term has been watered down, the word you're ACTUALLY looking for is "trivialise"
Bruh
You can make something really easy without it being cheese
Words take on their own meanings though. Like cheeses don't mean purely glitches in the Elden Ring community.
nah, there's actually like tons of simple meals that dont need cheese
cheese is using a valid and clever in-game strategy, according to some people
Nanami.gif
might just mean it's good strategy then
lol what even?
Every cheese video I've watched in like the past years is just strategies to make the fight easy
I should just petition for the Nanami gif to be added as a sticker
If I wanna stand upon a treetop and let the rot-geysers kill O'Neill, is that cheese? No, he shouldn't have set up shop in the rot swamp of doom, stupid
Because people have appropriated the word as I explained. Cheese gets more clicks and attention even if its not the correct word
mmm idk if that counts lol
it's a rot swamp you're gonna find rot outside
nah but like, the swamp part
Use common sense
If it’s something that makes the boss waaay too easy than it’s probably not nice to talk about it here
That’s what cheese essentially means.
On the Jagged peaks one of the dragons fell off the map while I was halfway through 
Right but words change meaning over time. Especially within communities. I've seen this happen to many different things.
Standing behing DTS and letting poison kill him? Guy should pay more attention, stupid
That's how language develops. Words slowly lose their meaning
pretty much like exploit terms getting used lmao
Or evolve into different ones
And the fact you see that as tragedy is depressing to me
huh, diffeent ones how
Changing the topic to involve something as ambiguous and flowing as etymology is wild
I finally beat that stupid Bayle that was the absolute worst experience I’ve ever had lol
lol congrats then
Gasp
There are literally faster and easier ways to dispatch bosses half the time, by just having a strong and efficient build
my brother
Y’all tripping 😅
Why have a walked into a language class here
Congratulations!
Yeah, I might be slow, ngl.
All might!!!
It's not changing the topic it's directly referring to the nature of the topic. We're talking about a word changing meanings. How is that not congruent in your eyes?
Quick, my argument is failing, make the topic have as little objectivity as possible
This guy would make for a hell of an annoying lawyer
Y'all ever heard of the kroot conga line cheese
If words are power, what are you without them
Its the greatest example of gaming cheese I've seen and its from 40k
Hi my name is Socrates
lol 40k cheese is kinda legendary though
“Nature of the topic” brother calm down it ain’t that serious 🙏
If you want to avoid common sense then go right ahead
I mean is it not true that words change meanings when adopted by different communities? Like it's literally what's happening.
Mentally questionable Enby British tea individual
He sounds like a lawyer lol
Was not talking to you
I'm sorry if my vernacular is confusing you pal.
And I don't care enough to continue this because I can see its not going anywhere
hello everyone im at my parents for a fow days and i lost my elden ring account on ps5 someone know where to buy runes ?
Doesn’t cheesing in short term mean low risk, high reward?
Wait isn’t there a “rules lawyering” rule?
My first exposure to the concept of cheesing was the kroot conga line tabling someone before they could even deploy during a tournie, it lives in my head rent free
You were talking about me in a public chat. So ofc I'm gonna respond lol
kroot conga line cheese is actually kinda iconic though
Wrong use of the word vernacular but Alr
do not spend any real money on runes
I'm like 60% of that
im begging you just play the game
lol you alrady play the game
Wow the maths actually lines up

There are soo many conversations happening at once 
i did the games several times just this time i have like 4 days and a bit lazy
I swear you can get banned for buying runes
No it's the correct use because you're equating my regular language to a non standard form of communication lol
I’m sorry for dragging you into this Eden
That’s my bad
This is the second pointless argument I’ve had with this guy
If you're willing to spend money on some scam site offering runes for your singleplayer videogame, you genuinely just do not hold a concept of money and its value
lol no worries man, hpapens
if you beat the game multiple times you wont need alot of runes to beat it again
I urge you to reconsider your financial decisions
go get yourself a coffee and play the game
Where did I say ts bruv 🙏
nah just play for free
It's okay I genuinely have had hundreds just like it in this chat at this point, there's always some with a fallacious argument out there
cow farm
If it's pointless than why continue to engage? And nobody gets dragged into something when they choose to participate.
Might even be thousands!
i was just being lazy but i will play the game as i have to play it thx guys
Was not talking to you
Speaking of arguments, this one is kind of over and is just being dragged, so you can all drop it now, as i'm sure the majority of you will be pleased to hear
Doesn't matter dawg. Public chat.
Confetti emoji
being a mod is awesome I can just tell people to shush and they have to do it
I’m gonna listen to JoJo music and turn my brain off

Is this where I cold post 40k lore
Someone needs to tell lucky to shush
Can I use seppuku antspur rapier to stack both lord of blood and kindred of rot exultation for 40% dmg buff
nah probably need a specific lore channel idk
(within acceptable reason of course)
I have literally never said anything bad
All hail lucky
All the words that come out of my mouth are factual and true
What if I tell YOU to shush with a smooch on the forehead and a bottle of baileys (and a convenient corner with your video games)
Acceptable terms
I should absolutely obliterate an easter egg today I think
rubs big belly
How about TWO Easter eggs
There should be a word for someone who apologizes after speaking their mind
That’s too much
I do have two, but I also just ate takeout so there isn't much room left lol
You need to conserve energy
According to the internet a cheese is a low skill tactic OR glitch that makes the game easy. Just fyi
Peace
I have a 7up in the fridge, I have fuel
Lucky told us to drop it twin
Do you explode if the 7up supply runs out
all hail the gods
Low-key I don't care twin y'all are annoying
nah lol just gods i guess?

Peaoice
Yes actually
I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen then
Why soo rude all of a sudden
he left
And nothing of value was lost
😭
Unfortunate
I wasn’t even part of the conversation I just want to be mean
A conscientious communicator, that took a second of thinking
I’m just here for the entertainment. 🍿
I have a habit of speaking my mind when I probably shouldn’t, oops
Perfect, I’ll write it down
I was thinking like, apogelogical as an adjective
I feel for me it's the opposite
hodge-podge-ilogical
huh, sounds like a mashup
I refuse to believe that this was an actual form of entertainment back then.
It looks pretty damn fun so I wouldn't be surprised
They used to hire people with mental disabilities and laugh at them
pls bring back jesters
This sounds way more believable.
Genuinely I think Louis XIV had two jesters with Down syndrome
Man i would of been able to get a job so easily back then
No they don’t hire corpo slop
I have taken the last of my tummy medication, I should be good to go to school tomorrow
that was on the application
good to hear, i guess
The monarchy is literally corpo slop
It’s like the original corpo slop
damn, preach
Super truth
I have an appointment for my treatment on the 15th so i'm pretty hyped
Oh yeah and then you’re vacationing where again?
Tummy triplets
Take me with you I beg
I had food poisoning from undercooked chicken (mine lol) like a week ago
Get me outta here!!!!
I leg
how is the monarchy corpo slop?
🦵
takes money from the poor, makes poor executive decisions, exploits workers, often has someone at the top that belongs on a list
how is it NOT corpo slop
- You're either born into the industry, a slave to it, or both
- Unfathomable wealth at the top, unfathomable poverty at the bottom
- Established hierarchy
I'm too tired to name more but there's probably smt
close enough to what i said but in a more formal way
Let the voice of love take you higher 🎶
nah, depends on how formal
That's the Eden way babyee
isn't corpo slop the name for the mass produced stuff for the poor?
like labubu
I speak in formalities until I break down from tiredness and cry
im from london we dont know how to say stuff formally, we barely speak our own language
Thats one of the uses too true
uh idk, its just different dialect/social context maybe
your vocabulary is verily verbose eden
nah, just kinda wrody lol
Indubitably
fifa moment
B’o’o’wo’a
spotify wants me to get eyelid surgery, thoughts chat?
Eden say a buzzword
They clearly want to fit you a retina scanner like in hit game Cyperpunk 2077
something that a sixth grader can’t spell
lol maybe an oxford comma?
i dont know if this is better or worse then breast surgery adverts
interrobang
Uh uh uh
huh, so its a
i hadn't heard of it before so i looked it up and that's what google said, does it have other meanings?
Idk brain off
Vertically Integrated Synergistic Interbusiness Supply Chain Processes
aglet
The Deutsch Autobahn
Restaurant (spelt on the first try)
It's sort of internalised here to just mean anything relating or similar to that of a major corporation
Supercalafragilisticexpealadocious
man i was writing that but i didnt rmb past exp
son
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolanoconiosis
is the monarchy technically a corporation?
like a business?
It continually amazes me I can spell this but not beurau
nah not exactly, but kinda like it.
Hippopotomonstrousosquipedaliaphobia
dam even i had to think that onr
I mean they get tax write-offs and their entire job revolves around public relations so I guess?
i need to go back to school
Defenestration
@native stream thoughts
Hm
Tear & Tear
Why oh why do you have electrify armament slotted
huh what's that mean though
lmao which old video
You silly goose you
I swapped weapons a lot so I just had all my minor buffs slottef
His eyes were to beautiful, alas, they were too hard to comprehend.
I stared into the black abyss, but when I leaned in, they drove me mad.
I couldn’t, nay, I shouldn’t have leaned in closer.
My heart burned at the sight of their true colors
Replace stopped with burned and that's peak
U looked into a basilisks eyeballs, u fool of a took
speaking of basilisks
huh basilisks where u pulling that from?
The word colonel will forever throw me off.
I’m deathly afraid of
A-
DLC catacomb has basilisk eyes that buildup destined death
^lol what^
Traditionally their gaze is lethal
The way this is the same run too 😭 😭 😭 run of doom and despair
Erm akchully it’s death blight
I am sleepy and medicated my apolocheese
poor guy was going through the motions
Remind me, do the elden ring basilisks have fake eyes
Ur good I was being obnoxious
and facetious
The motions being AGAHAGHHHHH
Iirc yeah
Nice
laura clancy says "Despite legally being a common law corporation, the crown is exempt from much taxation. The sovereign grant, which funds some of the monarchy’s activity, is exempt from income tax. The crown is also liberated from inheritance tax on ‘sovereign to sovereign bequests’, meaning assets can pass down the bloodline without alteration or loss of wealth.", in an article abt the royal family and capitilism, article on novarmedia
I would write a paragraph about how I loved the froggy eyes but that would seem kinda weird lol
Interesting
nah, just dont. it'll be random lol
What’s this?
Don’t seem fair
Corpo slop
fair? wdym
I will be consuming
Never heard of it
😔
I am merely deoxygenated 🪴
You should still drink
Alas, those who drink learn the taste, and never get enough.
Those who do not drink, die in mystery of the drink’s taste
Seems like capitalism but more targeted
water is tasty
check with your local water co if it's weird tasting
i will be consuming at least 1 arm at this point im starving
might have to get greedy and take 2 arms
Don’t eat my horse!
i usually only eat people its ok
Horses don't have arms silly
it is capitalism, wdym targetted
arigato dattebayo
Oh you right
Drake + other guy at computer.gif
Man rennala is so hard to dodge
“Cannibalism is frowned upon in most territories” -Willy Wonka
Most implies there are some where it is not
yeah, most means some, not all.
h
North sentinel island exists
Also they probably ate people in loompa land
Hey we can't call those people cannibals we know nothing about them for a reason 
nah, we just dont know antyhing rn
And we won't ever
I guess but they like attack people or sum
england doesnt have a specific law abt cannibilism
Do you think if a nuclear war ever starts they’re just gonna be like, “ooh pretty lights!”
i think
lol yeah
It’s still murder
Well they get not taxes on passing down wealth
Do you know in how many cr2s does rennala stagger 
If you lived somewhere secluded your entire life, and a strange man with a skin colour you've never seen, a massive kit of technology you don't recognise, on the back of a vehicle far beyond your own understanding, are you gonna take the chance of "oh but they might be a friend!"
not neccecerily
What if youre on your vulture shii
just run
Of star fist
I guess.
Omg that’s the plot of Independence Day
like 2
Insert alien movie here
AFAIK she has 80 poise so 3
sounds like regular rich people loop holes to me
Rellana has 120
You have 120
Erm
huh lmao really? 120
He's asking about Rennala
Without a shadow of a doubt
Idk the dlc one
I'd have like, 30 at most, i'm built like an A4 sheet of paper
Honest mistake lol
Naming unoriginally is a trademark
Also wait does Rellana deadass have 120 poise that's crazy
oh thanks 
without a shadow of the erdtree
🤷🏼♂️ play fun games when ur rich
she got that 51 poise fit on
I didn't download any YouTube when I still had WiFi gosh darn it
yo, just had to watch it on data then
Oh mb i was asking bout the dlc one, rellana i think
I don't have that much lol
Go to a cafe and download some
nah, careful with that 📶
It's qlmost 9pm
Oh lol
sorry it’s noontime here
high noon
Boomerang
dont have the smart download thing on?
I refuse to elaborate
When will the combos end omg
nah idea rn
Rellana taking all my stam in one combo and not letting me attack
Nah cause sometimes I hot-spot off myself or friends and it detects that as wifi
ah dang
What’s the highest dps weapon rn?
nah, depends on what you're using lmao
euphoria or smt
probably cane sword
Euphoria it’s dex or strength?
depends on the build i guess?
Faith
Assuming meta level and below:
Heavy Bloodhound Claws (Consistent)
Powerstanced Occult Cross Naginata (Inconsistent)
I have 60 dex, 50 strength and 45 arcane
lol just throwing numbers out?
Though I'm pretty sure highest DPS is still 
kidna build-dependent, ngl
I'm afraid not
nah, not ulness u tell me why
The ones I listed do beat
but not by a whole lot tbh
i'm lowkey plucking out my nose hairs right now
Yummy
I am using double bandit curve sword, bleed infusion
That should still be plenty of damage output tbh
Wax or tweezers
Because the ""best"" builds are centered around specific weapons
it's more about synergy, idk
It's not about synergy
A good build focuses on doing one thing properly and to the best it possibly can
you mean good build focuses on one thing?
Well it's about how your build synergises with the weapon
nah, it's more of the overall playstyle, like how stats enable the weapon.
food has been eaten
lol lmao w weezers
DPS is a measurable value, what are you on about, that's nothing about playstyle
she was 18 and japanese, rivers
Ooo what did you have
lamb doner
still need to be able to hit the target
Thankfully you can do that with every weapon
Not a problem when you have endure and walking forwards