general-discussion

[hexed knoll]

Is rykard harder than morgott?

[lean gate]

thats why i like oleg cuz he can hold his own for a good while

[lean gate]

it all depends on the person

[exotic marsh]

ye

[fading echo]

Y'all knew any fire giant strat?

[hexed knoll]

Boring but true answer

[lean gate]

Oleg staggers easily so watchout

[arctic frost]

The dual wielding banished knight Oleg is really good. The halberd one (Engval) is also crazy good for how easy you can get in (catacomb in limgrave)

[manic ice]

Attack his ankles I think.. I find using a weapon really helped me a lot

[hexed knoll]

What abt ancestral follower

[exotic marsh]

Ye.

[fading echo]

Alr

[lean gate]

Hes good

[fading echo]

My nihil thing will work sorta

[lean gate]

he has range and meele

[manic ice]

The weak ankle btw lmao

[hexed knoll]

And he’s early enough game and easy enough to get u js gotta mince some big deer

[lean gate]

there was this summon with 2 weapons and high dps

[lean gate]

omenkiller

[arctic frost]

Omenkiller Rolo! 😂

[lean gate]

i never used him

[limpid cargo]

Yoyoyoyo

[exotic marsh]

Where do you upgrade your spirits ashes again, is it only with the- what was her name again?

[lean gate]

Also latenna is good for singulsr bosses

[lean gate]

Roderika in roundtable hold

[limpid cargo]

Sup peeps. New to here

[hexed knoll]

Howdy

[lean gate]

Shes near hewg

[limpid cargo]

But not new to the games

[exotic marsh]

I forgot to progress her questline.

[lean gate]

Helo

[arctic frost]

I got the most mileage out of the 2 banished knights when I was new. Then obviously Mimic and Tiche are the strongest in base game

[limpid cargo]

How y’all doin?

[hexed knoll]

Did u talk to her at stormveil?

[exotic marsh]

She says she needs to hone it, I forgot what I need to do next

[lean gate]

Allcu have to do is talk to her. Then hewg. Then her and rest

[cobalt wigeon]

Good morning/afternoon/evening yall I hope whoever is reading this has/had a good one today.

[lean gate]

talk to hweg and then her

[hexed knoll]

Talk between her and hewg back and forth

[limpid cargo]

It’s hilarious getting rare percentage drops like 7 plays in😂

[exotic marsh]

Ahhhhh

Alr thnks

[drowsy raft]

Guys I'm doing a challenge run what should I main?

[hexed knoll]

Thanks dude

[exotic marsh]

A normal dagger trust.

[limpid cargo]

What is your main

[lean gate]

only knives

[exotic marsh]

That’s better than my idea lol

[drowsy raft]

All good ideas any other suggestions?

[lean gate]

only summon

aka only the summon fights while u support it

[exotic marsh]

only summon or just whips, I mean whips are kinda op?

[limpid cargo]

Just be nakey n hella defensive

[drowsy raft]

Good idea

[drowsy raft]

Summons and whips?

[limpid cargo]

That’s what I do irl. Works out

[lean gate]

With healing incantations

[exotic marsh]

yesh

[drowsy raft]

Ok

Alright summons and whips

Good luck to me

[exotic marsh]

Im broke as hell, 114 runes.

[lean gate]

luck good

[limpid cargo]

Which game @drowsy raft

[lean gate]

dont u have golden runes or smth to use

[exotic marsh]

Well about that…

[lean gate]

😭

[drowsy raft]

Elden ring

[arctic frost]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Nepheli or Dungeater are quite strong too. So Mimic, Tiche, those 2 and Oleg for base game.

[limpid cargo]

Ahhhhh

@drowsy raft samurai

[lean gate]

She has a hidden feature where she can sit on top of a wolf

[hexed knoll]

The last thing u want in ur Burger King burger is somebody’s foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what u get

[limpid cargo]

Or

[exotic marsh]

It costs 626’127 runes to level up once now for me.

[lean gate]

lmao

go kill rykard or sum

[exotic marsh]

So I kinda, maybe, used all rememberance and runes to do it.

[hexed knoll]

Dagg um

[limpid cargo]

I started a wrench acct and I’m frying off defense

[exotic marsh]

have.

[lean gate]

hmm

[hexed knoll]

Done and dusted

[lean gate]

ancestor spirit or smth. Like that?

[exotic marsh]

Ykw. I haven’t done radahn actually 😭

[lean gate]

😭

[exotic marsh]

I genuinely forgot sbt him

[lean gate]

U will get like 1mil runes

[hexed knoll]

Which radahn

[exotic marsh]

Base game

[hexed knoll]

He’s so peak I beat him yesterday

[exotic marsh]

I still don’t have the dls D:

Dlc

[hexed knoll]

My fav bosses so far are rennala and him

[lean gate]

Same

[limpid cargo]

Like when I start the game, I go out, I cut to the right and go to the swamps and I just start frying bats and bugs and then I go back to the site of grace and just completely grind for like an hour

[exotic marsh]

Oh u haven’t killed greyholl the big mama dragon.

[limpid cargo]

Sound wack but just a lil rtp

[exotic marsh]

I***

Typing on phone is a nightmare

[lean gate]

u can kill the night cavalary too

[hexed knoll]

U need a bleed weapon to
Kill her or it’s impossible

She takes AGES

[exotic marsh]

True

[lean gate]

just make them jump off the bridge

[limpid cargo]

Hell yea. Seppuku.

[hexed knoll]

How much do they drop?

[limpid cargo]

Tummy stab

[lean gate]

Like 60k on ng+0

[lean gate]

And bloodhound step

[hexed knoll]

Darn I might need to cop that

The one beside lenni’s rise drops bloodhound

[lean gate]

idk where that is

[hexed knoll]

Near fort faroth

[lean gate]

I mean the one in caelid

on the bridge. He only spawns at night

[exotic marsh]

Well Im dual wielding Godskin Peelers, One with blood imbued, the other one with cold, with some successive attack talismans and stuff, oh and I took away black flame tornado cuz I low-key don’t like it, so I use giant hunt cuz it has good stagger damage and does like 1-2k damage if charged properly

[hexed knoll]

Yh near fort faroth

[lean gate]

Ohh

[limpid cargo]

I made this ds3 vid with a lil grind for fun

[exotic marsh]

It’s a really powerful build actually.

[hexed knoll]

He’s beside the big bridge with the dragon walking up and down

[limpid cargo]

If anyone wants it just ask

Nothing crazy

On YouTube

[arctic frost]

Yeah, if you don't have status then you are meant to kill the dragons around her, which reduces her hp for each as well

[lean gate]

all u have to do is get reduvia

[exotic marsh]

Oh I have reduvia

[lean gate]

aka go to patches cave. Get invaded. Hit him once. And let our help take care of him

[exotic marsh]

Wanna know smth insane?

[lean gate]

?

[arctic frost]

There's a Morningstar or flail in a chest outside in South limgrave, quickest bleed pick up

[exotic marsh]

The blood godskin peeler that I have does 112 blood loss build up, it’s absolutey cancerous to play against

[hexed knoll]

I use bhf

[exotic marsh]

Oh and the cold one does like, uhhh, 127 frostbite build up.

It genuinely feels like cheating.

[arctic frost]

BHF the core pillar of Elden Ring new player experience xD

[stoic iron]

peeler is awesome :bawa;

[hexed knoll]

It’s been with me through thick and thin

[exotic marsh]

one of my fav weapons

[hexed knoll]

And every other weapon I find I’m under the stat requirements

[broken imp]

Yo wsp

Nauone there?

[pastel cove]

Hidetaka Miyazaki should add the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree.

[broken imp]

Faster

[arctic frost]

Is that a type of poison swamp or footwear?

[exotic marsh]

Did my entire message just get deleted

[jagged widget]

[ERROR]
Please Try Again

[exotic marsh]

insert fart with reverb

[narrow slate]

My girlfriend just pronounced the dragonlord as .. plassydoosax

Now that's stuck with me

[merry arch]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[celest remnant]

Ya know what, I bought a california pizza kitchen personal pizza last night expecting slop (it was on sale for 2$)

Needs more sauce but the sicilian personal pizza ain't bad

[drowsy raft]

Alright guys I'm doing a challenge run with summons whips and healing incantations suggested by 2 people

[celest remnant]

Terraria Summoner build

[drowsy raft]

Basically

[celest remnant]

This is literally what they've tricked you into playing

[tender marsh]

the leyndell shortcut got patched right?

[drowsy raft]

Oh well I'm doing it

[exotic marsh]

I tried searching up info on how much hp or just the general stats for CK Finlay ashes, found nothing. Like.

I wanna know so I upgrade the right thing.

[frosty spindle]

worst class

[gray wraith]

you know in india u could prolly get that for 3 cents

[narrow orbit]

That's basically how they pronounce it in game as well

[celest remnant]

nah, pretty specific american pizza chain known for good pizza

[tough olive]

Wrong

[celest remnant]

like, good enough I was willing to gamble my dinner being slop for 2$ to try a branded, frozen product

(Something I have only repeated because I wanted to laugh at gordon ramsays branded frozen meals, not bad unfortunately so no chuckles outside of at how overpriced they are)

[green yew]

How much is 3 cents in rupees

[gray wraith]

30 rupees maybe idk

[bronze torrent]

hiiii 🐇

[celest remnant]

also thinking on it

[gray wraith]

ah never mind its 85

[celest remnant]

you say for 3 cents, this might be true but you're also going to have to haggle to get it to that price

[proven walrus]

Marathon anyone?

[green yew]

Dude I'm also from India, nobody here selling you pizza for 30 rupees😭

[gray wraith]

every1 haggles in india

[celest remnant]

india is a country of smarts

[proven walrus]

30 rupiah?

I'm from Indonesia

[gray wraith]

yea india is a country of smarts and modi

[raven fern]

Zelda currency

[proven walrus]

xD

[green yew]

Far from smart

[celest remnant]

I dunno man, I've haggled with indian street vendors before

[charred bloom]

The YouTube guides

[proven walrus]

Anyone Marathon?

[gray wraith]

i bet u spoke english to them and they were like idk what ur saying but js take it for 1 rupee

[celest remnant]

Nah, I wasn't fluent in english at the time at all

[gray wraith]

where r u from

[celest remnant]

Germany

[green yew]

What does haggle mean

[proven walrus]

Anyone wanna play marathon?

[celest remnant]

Bartering

[green yew]

Ohh i see

[celest remnant]

If a vendor is trying to sell me a glass of sugar cane water for 100 rupiah i am not taking it, this is overpriced

[frosty spindle]

right

[celest remnant]

if he's added ice to the glass, even less will I take it because it may have came from somewhere unfiltered

[nova jetty]

Just beat Messmer without NPC summon. Goddamn right

[proven walrus]

Anyone Marathon?

[sick storm]

so true

[green yew]

That glass costs like 30 rupees

[sick storm]

goated for programming tutorials

[celest remnant]

Yes, and I'm not keeping it at 90% of vendors

they expect you to present the glass back to them

[proven walrus]

Marathon anyone?

[celest remnant]

I've been told it's good

[proven walrus]

It's okay

[green yew]

But how do you even understand the language

[celest remnant]

but this would mean giving the creature that murdered bungie and is wearing its skin money

and I can't do that

[proven walrus]

Oh

[sick storm]

they're in english

[proven walrus]

But it's a good game

[celest remnant]

doesn't make up for the many bad games modern "bungie" has made

and general bad choices

[sick storm]

they made 2 games

[proven walrus]

What games they used to make?

[sick storm]

but both are bad so valid

[celest remnant]

and it only took 1 to blind me

thank you for the bloom bungie can i please have some more

[proven walrus]

They made bloom 2D 6?

[celest remnant]

no, bloom is a visual effect

[proven walrus]

Oh bruh

[celest remnant]

tom probably knows the exact game I'm referring to just off that effect

halo 5 aka helios laser cannon for your eyeballs

[proven walrus]

I think it's Bloom TD

You know the series?

[proven walrus]

Ohhh

[green yew]

Bro they teach in hindi

[celest remnant]

YEAH BABY i love when I can't make out enemies limbs because you wanted to stick a BIG LED in their chest

[green yew]

Guys i defeated the beastman of Farum Azula(throwing knife) 5 times now
But i can't beat the cleaver one😭

[proven walrus]

I'm indonesian I can speak a little bit of Hindi

[floral sonnet]

I hate the parkour in elden ring

[sick storm]

it was never that bad in d2 iirc

[sick storm]

not all of them!

[rapid atlas]

not all of them!

[hazy sand]

not all of them!

[carmine chasm]

yo

[sick storm]

i love watching metalgear mhw tutorials

[carmine chasm]

i need some help

[rapid atlas]

Ur network was bad buddy!

😹 😹

[sick storm]

ahhh yeah ofc

[carmine chasm]

margit is the first boss right??

[rapid atlas]

No final boss im ngl

[sick storm]

he can be ye

[hazy sand]

On da nightreign, hoping a pcr doesn’t magically appear

[sick storm]

wish it would

[carmine chasm]

😭 dude im serious i cant even hit that guy let alone kill him (im new)

[green yew]

HE is the final boss actually

[rapid atlas]

Skill issue

[carmine chasm]

💔

[carmine chasm]

oh

[rapid atlas]

[rapid atlas]

Yup! 😹

[carmine chasm]

well any tips on how to beat that guy

[rapid atlas]

Dodge and attack

[green yew]

It took me more than 100 tries to learn how attack pattern and dodge him successfully

[rapid atlas]

Cap

[hearty zenith]

I can't wait for your birthday, save a piece of cake for me

[green yew]

Alright I was lying
It was actually more than 200 tries

[carmine chasm]

yeah i am doing that really slow though.

[carmine chasm]

?? 100 😭

[rapid atlas]

Yeah 🧢

[rapid atlas]

Is this ur first soul game

[proven walrus]

It's coming on Switch 2 dude

[rapid atlas]

😹 sure

[green yew]

Yes i suck at this game
It's my first souls game

[carmine chasm]

2nd i played sekiro

[rapid atlas]

Ah i see, still dodge and attack

[proven walrus]

Sekiro pretty overrated ngl

[rapid atlas]

You gotta learn his moveset and openings

[carmine chasm]

perish.

i hope you have a bad day

[proven walrus]

Zelda have a bit of sauce into its games

Wait what

[carmine chasm]

please tell me you are joking 😭

[proven walrus]

I just think sekiro is overrated cuz of its repetitive no-thinking rhythm element

It is unique yes but it got stale for me

I am type of person who likes games like BOTW and Elden Ring

[carmine chasm]

:) gifs are not allowed 😭

[proven walrus]

XD

[proven walrus]

But sir why you like it so much just out of curiosity

[tender marsh]

no way, blasphemous blade with 30 faith stats and few buffs does 6k dmg on L2 🥹✌️

[proven walrus]

And is botw and totk bad for you?

[carmine chasm]

its so peak.
everything is perfect combat system peaked

[rapid atlas]

[potent temple]

mornin peeps

[carmine chasm]

i cant comment i dint play either i am playing elden ring rn tho

[tender marsh]

ima save this sword for the final boss, im not gonna let him die easily this time

[proven walrus]

Ik even I find it unique and cool but whenever I come to play the game again I never have to think at all, it's like playing geometry dash for me

[carmine chasm]

tbf elden ring is hard for me im just trying to block as soon as they attack and counter but the block here is so slow and enemies do a lot more damage

[proven walrus]

Ye

[carmine chasm]

yeah it is kind of timming game

[green yew]

Guys i did it
I finally defeated the 2 Beastmen of Farum azula

[proven walrus]

I like Elden Ring but I think I like Bloodborne more cuz of that issue

The only thing bloodborne do good in is atmosphere and its combat

[carmine chasm]

im planning to try bloodborne after elden ring

[proven walrus]

Yea try it

It has a sauce into it

Something special about it

[sour lagoon]

I just started my first milquetoast build

[carmine chasm]

im gonna finish elden ring no matter what tho. i wanted to play it on its realse dint have a pc good enough for it though

[proven walrus]

I like Elden ring but I think elden rings flaws are that open world can be little bloated

And it want you to rely on builds more than skill

But its good game

[celest remnant]

What you fail to realize is that these are 1:1

[tender marsh]

#builds

[carmine chasm]

margit has good voicelines bro

[celest remnant]

buildcrafting in games is a skill of its own

[proven walrus]

Like same?

[celest remnant]

Yes

[fallen walrus]

What is the worst final boss in Fromsoft history

[tender marsh]

real

[fallen walrus]

I'm gonna say Dark Souls 2

[celest remnant]

Try playing path of achra past the initial difficulty without having a great grasp on how the games builds works

[tender marsh]

Does rakshasa's armour effect faith dmg or is there another one that buffs it

[celest remnant]

you won't be able to, the game punishes people who don't understand its synergies and triggers

[fallen walrus]

Inside voice bucko

[proven walrus]

Demon of Hatred OR The One Reborn

[exotic marsh]

Is battlemage Hugues a good ash for bosses?

[carmine chasm]

ok dude wtf should i js watch a guide on how to defeat margit

istg this guy is tuff

[sour lagoon]

Bloodborne is easier than dark souls

[proven walrus]

Rlly?

[fallen walrus]

No just keep playing until you learn his moves. That's the point

[sour lagoon]

Way

[proven walrus]

What makes dark souls harder

[exotic marsh]

Much easier

[narrow slate]

Yeah but it wasn't like that trust me 🤣

[carmine chasm]

learn his moves 😭 bro i can dodge his moves for like 3-4 min but then eventually he gets me i cant even hit him on the other hand

[hexed knoll]

I’m about to reach giant snow mountain but I wanna start a new thing and idk what to dooo

[fallen walrus]

Yeah that's a skill issue. And the solution to a skill issue is getting better, which you can only do by learning as you go. That's the struggle every souls player had to overcome.

[sour lagoon]

It’s just a fact

[proven walrus]

The only reason I like Bloodborne is because it has a bit of sauce into it with its world and mainly the combat is all I love

[proven walrus]

Please can you elaborate

[celest remnant]

I have an odd piece of advice for anyone who wants to get better at souls games

use rhythm games to hone your muscle memory

[fallen walrus]

Everyone is terrible at these games when they first start that's like the whole point of the gameplay loop and why it's so rewarding to overcome a boss

[sour lagoon]

Try playing the game the combat and the boss mechanics everything

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-project-diva-hatsune-miku-megurine-luka-worlds-end-dancehall-gif-24276840

[proven walrus]

I played sekiro, then played Bloodborne and got my ass whooped

[celest remnant]

Perfect this, then go try elden ring

[fallen walrus]

Orphan of kos wasn't that hard

[sour lagoon]

No he wasn’t

[feral plinth]

any xbox players wanna pvp?

[proven walrus]

I have played the third game, not the first game though. But I found it more slow and also the blocking shields with enemy patterns and opening

[sour lagoon]

Bloodborne is fashion souls

[hexed kernel]

analyse him and then figure out how to dodge

[proven walrus]

Whereas in Bloodborne you can risk yourself for high award if you use the gun and you have faster movement to perform viscerals on enemy

[fallen walrus]

Orphan of kos is great because sure he's hard, but losing to him never feels unfair because his moves are all pretty well telegraphed.

[sour lagoon]

Only thing I don’t like about Bloodborne is have to use charged attacks for backstabs

[proven walrus]

Oh ye

[sour lagoon]

And the blt and arc gems

[modest silo]

Yo this game is still alive that's awesome

[fallen walrus]

Only thing I don't like about Bloodborne is that it's still technically a PS4 exclusive

[proven walrus]

That true

[solemn sun]

adapt

[fallen walrus]

Fromsoftware could literally just port Bloodborne and make tons of money

[proven walrus]

Bloodborne have its flaws, such as blood vial healing system being bad

[sour lagoon]

Blood vials make it so easy wdym

[fallen walrus]

I mean it's been so long that people are literally emulating it now

[radiant acorn]

ik it's out of topic but does anyone know why does my mouses scroll doesnt work

[solemn sun]

the chalices

[proven walrus]

They dont do it because I think the director of the game finds it special that he wants to do something else with it

[modest silo]

Follow your heart
-Disney person probably

[sour lagoon]

What about them

[fallen walrus]

Doesn't Sony own it

[proven walrus]

Oh yea the chalices, but after doing them once you never have to do them ever again and you can always replay the main game with all the stuff you acquired from chalices

[sour lagoon]

The blood vial healing system is great

What is so bad about chalices

[solemn sun]

It's a pretty useless addition unless you're going for the platinum trophy.

[proven walrus]

Ya but they kinda gave Miyazaki a little respect letting him have some control over it

Thats why From Software declined Bluepoint from the BB remake

[sour lagoon]

Easiest plat ever

[proven walrus]

I only play and replay Bloodborne every now and then fully because of the satisfying combat

With dark souls 3 I didn't feel like that at all

[sour lagoon]

It’s actually a cool part of the lore if u pay attention

[solemn sun]

I think the Elden one is easier.

[proven walrus]

In dark souls 3 the shield blocking kind of ruins it for me

And slow movement

[fallen walrus]

That makes sense because it could potentially change the vision and artistic intent of the original game. And the "special", thing applies there. What doesn't make sense is not porting it. Y'know since it wouldn't change anything about the game other than making it run above 30fps at 1080p.

[sour lagoon]

Only maybe because of frc

[frozen patrol]

average reading comprehension of a marvel fan

[proven walrus]

Marvel?

[sour lagoon]

60 fps is skill issue

[solemn sun]

Lol

[tender marsh]

#builds

[proven walrus]

I played marval rivals like once haha

[celest remnant]

Deadpool is a marvel character, albeit he is also a knockoff of a dc character

[fallen walrus]

Also bluepoint is bad at remakes I'm just gonna say it. They'll remake a game just to make it look pretty but completely ignore the messaging of the OG game.

[celest remnant]

Wade Wilson=Slade Wilson but in a different hat

[proven walrus]

Actually this pfp is a meme from ages ago

But I never really watched much marvel

[celest remnant]

Yes, of the ryan reynolds deadpool movie

which is from marvel

[proven walrus]

Oh

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/hotashell-this-is-america-gif-11789383

[sour lagoon]

I love x men

[fallen walrus]

Deadpool is the corniest reddit millennial humor movie ever made

[celest remnant]

and this is the original deadpool

Slade

[proven walrus]

But back to this I think you assumed its coming on pc but the trailer announced its switch 2

[sour lagoon]

Adam project is dope as hell

[solemn sun]

Because Elden doesn't add anything more difficult than what you've already faced, then Bloodborne comes along and hits you with a chalice with the debuff that leaves you with half your health

[proven walrus]

I only heard he's a funny character

[celest remnant]

WDYM Deadpool is NOT a millenial character at all

marvel comics have been around for a hot minute

[fallen walrus]

Millennial humor. And I'm referring specifically to the movie.

[sour lagoon]

Did u play shadow of the Erdtree

[hexed knoll]

He said movie

Don’t worry I got u

[celest remnant]

Yes, I'm saying your classification of the humor is incorrect

That's 90's humor my guy as much as I hate to say it

[tardy kernel]

er is easier by default bc its open world

[hexed knoll]

Uh huh uh huh

[sour lagoon]

That’s the lamest thing I ever heard

[tardy kernel]

bloodborne is still a very easy linear game w the hp regen and parry mechanic

[solemn sun]

Does the DLC have its own trophy section?

[jagged widget]

Hej persons

[proven walrus]

Yeah I think they can do that but the reason From Soft doesn't want to do it is because they're trying to do something new from learning with that special game Bloodborne

[sour lagoon]

Idk

[proven walrus]

I think at least

[fallen walrus]

See right there you sound like a redditor. Comedy is subjective and the jokes in the movie are totally millennial coded. "Wow guys he just broke the 4th wall 😲, oh my god he pointed out what was happening and made pop culture references 😲😲😲"

[sour lagoon]

I forgot I have physical therapy here in a half hour tho I gotta get goin

[solemn sun]

It only has the base game, and we were talking about the platinum trophy.

[celest remnant]

Millennial humor is making jokes about harry potter, lulrandom humor was right out of the 90's dawg

[jagged widget]

Good luck fella

[sour lagoon]

Thank ye 😮‍💨

Not ready for this lol

[solemn sun]

GL

[sour lagoon]

So tired

[jagged widget]

Of course you are, it will do you good

It will untire you

[celest remnant]

Like, people rip on the latest generation for the spawning of brainrot but it was just delayed

The Walrus Bacons at Midnight is the original brainrot

and deadpool is the embodiment of that brainrot

[sour lagoon]

Brain rot is so ew

[solemn sun]

[celest remnant]

Either tell me I'm wrong or revert back to myspace pages and "I can haz taco" stickers on your binder

👉

[fallen walrus]

Millennials grew up in the 90s. That's why their humor is so bad. Because they get most of their personality from like Jim Carrie movies. Also millennial humor just means millennials gravitate towards something, whether it was made now or 30 years ago.

[sour lagoon]

I gotta go to my appointment then go to ivy tech then go home and have another appointment at 2

Ugh

[solemn sun]

I didn't say anything, the sticker just makes me laugh.

[celest remnant]

I mean it do be funny

[jolly lake]

stop dissing my parents

[sour lagoon]

Got 7 minutes to leave peace

[timid echo]

damn

[fallen walrus]

Bro is 1 years old

[timid echo]

yeah I was gonna say 🤣

[solemn sun]

Yea,i like it

[fallen walrus]

Oh wait this is an Elden Ring server

[celest remnant]

this used to be my favorite but I am too lazy to post the image as much as I used to spam it with nitro

[fallen walrus]

Elden Ring Nightreign is weird and feels like a dlc

[jagged widget]

Delete this from your thought process and carry on

[jolly lake]

false

[timid echo]

I regret buying it

[celest remnant]

Because in order to make the round based play work they had to essentially gut the experience

[fallen walrus]

Fr

[celest remnant]

fights get relatively generic pomp and circumstance

[solemn sun]

Fear and hunger?

[celest remnant]

yes

[nova matrix]

Eve Online just blew up around 60-70 grand worth of ships because someone tried to break the servers and it backfired on them

[celest remnant]

I will say this

Weapon Bequeathed Harmonia is a beauituful fight

not hard, but the music and the enemy movesets slap to look at

[nova jetty]

Which boss is the most difficult in the DLC?

[fallen walrus]

The last one

[jolly lake]

[narrow orbit]

Most people agree it's Radahn

[nova jetty]

And I'm guessing the second most difficult one is Messmer?

[fallen walrus]

It's not even close

[celest remnant]

I can deal with a games fights being mid if they're art pieces I dunno about y'all

I love pretty boss fights

ho my god

[fallen walrus]

Yarp, in my opinion at least

[solemn sun]

radahn

[kindred verge]

Is it only me or do yall to wish that we saw
Malenia consort or miqula
Instead of
Radahn

[nova jetty]

I did Messmer without summoning an NPC. I wonder if I can pull it off with Radahn

[nova matrix]

They tried to force it to overload and shutdown the local area so they could do something for free only for it to shutdown with their supercapital fleet super exposed and no way to escape

[solemn sun]

Same

[fallen walrus]

Messmer is actually pretty fair if you get the moves down though. Only issue is you're basically fighting the camera in the second phase. Although that was worse for the flying hippo or whatever

[nova jetty]

It's just you, I think

[gilded loom]

That's even weirder

[jolly lake]

idk bro im just thinking about 60-70k

[narrow orbit]

Malenia doesn't really work at all
If it had to be a demigod then Radahn is the best choice. I would have liked to see a new character

[jolly lake]

Six sevennnn

[hexed kernel]

consort radahn
second hardest being bayle
third hardest probably rellana or messmer

[severe niche]

Indeed I'll be very active in this chat should I get Elden Ring

[silver swift]

Who has the Eleonora's twin blade

[fallen walrus]

Maybe I was just overleved by this point but I thought Bayle was a little more simple than messmer. The main issue was the bad hitboxes imo

[solemn sun]

I loved Godwyn, but he's more than dead now.

[nova jetty]

Rellana was indeed difficult. I did summon an NPC for that one but only because I didn't feel the need to challenge myself on a boss that I don't view as a main boss

[kindred verge]

I know even lore wise radahn is supposed to be there if you know about the lore but gameplay talking I wouldv loved to see a gold version of waterfowl but still a new meteor isn’t so bad

[kindred verge]

Yeah fr they should make another dlc for him fr

[jolly lake]

Ok bro whats the point of starting new lines for this message

Its one sentence

[narrow orbit]

Gameplay wise it would be even worse
PCR is already bad enough

[celest remnant]

https://youtube.com/shorts/K4mZC4tHcCo?si=res55pUwsaxnRfY5 look outside consists of 100% fantastic music and both beautiful and ugly bosses

[nova jetty]

I think the concept of being overleved is not so much an issue in the DLC. The only exception being if you're level 300 or smth

[kindred verge]

Gameplay not harder I enjoyed fighting Malenia more than pcr

[compact mason]

Guys I got a bf 🙏🥹

[fallen walrus]

I like how Radahn's second phase grapple attack is basically just that weird little ghost boy trying to rizz you

[compact mason]

Aren't you so excited for me twins

[solemn sun]

The fact that in the lore he's described as a being beyond perfect makes me intrigued to see if he could withstand a 1v1 against the Tanished.

[jolly lake]

Sue

sure*

[kindred verge]

Wierd little ghost boy lol

[solemn sun]

Wishlist

[kindred verge]

Yeah so sad we didn’t see him in action

[celest remnant]

You know the musics good when someone immediately goes "wishlist"

[nova jetty]

I'll do Radahn without NPC summon

[stiff oar]

k.k

[compact mason]

French fry haired femboy

[narrow orbit]

He's not described as that at all really. Before he died he wasn't even really a character, he did one thing in life and that's befriend fortissax

[fallen walrus]

I'm playing on NG+6 and was getting my butt kicked by Radahn. At that point I was so fed up that I basically found the most broken build I could. And then I only realized after that I hadn't fought Bayle yet, so I beat him on the second try.

[narrow orbit]

Most of Godwyn's characterisation is after he became Prince of Death

[gilded loom]

Ironically he did more after he died

[hexed knoll]

Someone give me a class?

[kindred verge]

I know we get very little info bout him atleast to my knowledge

[gilded loom]

"Did"

[nova jetty]

I loved summoning NPCs for Radahn base game. Made it feel like a real event

[kindred verge]

Vagabond or samurai are the best

[inland arch]

First time facing radagohn any tips?

[nova jetty]

I see. What level were you at then?

[compact mason]

Anyone who didnt just ain't jolly

[jolly lake]

roll

[hexed knoll]

If I want strength and health I go vagabond right?

[kindred verge]

Don’t die

[fallen walrus]

278

[narrow orbit]

We get a lot of info on him as the prince of death

[compact mason]

FIRE

[kindred verge]

Yeah if you want pure strength go hero

[nova jetty]

Yeah I get your point then

[inland arch]

Thats my top thing

[inland arch]

Wdym

[compact mason]

Use blasphemous blade AOWA

[hexed kernel]

bro malenia is miquella's twin sister
that would be weird

[hexed knoll]

Nah I want health as well yk and vagabond looks badass

[proven walrus]

It won't because it's coming on the switch 2

[narrow orbit]

Vagabond is the optimal choice for most builds out there

[kindred verge]

2:kill boss before boss kill you

[compact mason]

I can give you a build @inland arch

[inland arch]

I am using hand of malenia🥳

[kindred verge]

Yeah that’s why I chose him at first lol

[inland arch]

Sure

[compact mason]

Ill DM you

[hexed knoll]

Another question: what dows faith do js enhance ur magic?

[proven walrus]

Anyone find elden ring better than both Dark Souls and Bloodborne?

[hexed kernel]

i chose hero at first because strength build is my favourite pure build in souls games

[nova jetty]

God I hate death rite birds

[narrow orbit]

No it governs its own class of spells and weapons

[inland arch]

Man this community is so nice 🤩

[nova jetty]

But not as much as I hated Bell Bearing Hunters

[hexed knoll]

Oh I thought it was js spells but thanks

[solemn sun]

I have too many games on my wishlist, but I want to play this one sometime soon because I've seen a lot of gameplay footage. I want to lose my memory so it's all new.

[hexed knoll]

I alrdy had a prisoner save lvl 80 but I don’t like magic anymore

[proven walrus]

Anyone find elden ring better than both Dark Souls and Bloodborne?

[hexed knoll]

Haven’t played ds but bb yeah

[kindred verge]

Still miqula wanted to cure malenias rot therefor created annalloyed gold which is her armor but that stoped the rot and made it build within her not cure it if we saw malenia without rot and miqula above her it’d be worst that anything from soft made

[proven walrus]

Ah i see what makes it better than bb for u

[kindred verge]

Don’t mind my spelling I’m typing quick as long as you understand just don’t kind it

[real valve]

hello friends!

[kindred verge]

Mind

[solemn sun]

Hai chinese cat

[real valve]

ni hao!

[hexed knoll]

Bb is linear and 30fps

[thick halo]

These dude poise through everything for some reason

[hexed knoll]

Elden ring isn’t

[kindred verge]

Imagine Godwyn as a boss using the death spells and we got a new death weapon and he built death blight

[proven walrus]

O I see

[thick halo]

Even ults in nr

[cedar matrix]

hello

[nova jetty]

The one in Caelid was literally as strong as an end game boss

Terrible for melee builds

[thick halo]

At least their moveset is simple enough to learn

[solemn sun]

That would be interesting, to be honest.

[kindred verge]

And the death weapon is a sythe
Really under appreciated weapon type not a lot of weapons in there

[nova jetty]

Yeah, that's true. The one in Caelid gave me trouble because I didn't really buff weapons and so on at that time

[narrow orbit]

There are a lot of scythes though

[thick halo]

Reapers

[kindred verge]

I can count em on my fingers

[nova jetty]

I didn't speak to Hornsent after beating Messmer. Do I miss out on anything?

[kindred verge]

Not enough unique ones I mean by unique somber

[nova jetty]

Dude disappeared after I saw by the site of grace

[thick halo]

Did you summon the guy for messmer

[narrow orbit]

All but 2 are somber

[nova jetty]

No

[celest remnant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC5SmaZNpBc&list=RDtC5SmaZNpBc&start_radio=1 The full song to scratch your itch while you wait

[solemn sun]

Don't talk to me about scythes, it makes me want to be in the game and use those weapons.

[celest remnant]

it did not have to go this hard

[nova jetty]

But he appeared after I beat Messmer anyways

[kindred verge]

Or have a skill of their own which no weapon has

[thick halo]

Yea you’ll see him at the last area in the dlc again

[narrow orbit]

Halo scythe, winged scythe, obsidian lamina

[solemn sun]

Thank You broda, I appreciate it

[narrow orbit]

Which all somber scythes have

[kindred verge]

See?

[nova jetty]

Yeah I did the quest thing so he should appear as a summon for the last boss

[kindred verge]

I know

[narrow orbit]

Compared to other weapon classes 3 sombers and 2 standard is just fine

[kindred verge]

Count how many greatswords there are

[thick halo]

All of those weapons are p cool

[kindred verge]

Really somber daggers are also underrated I really love daggers

[kindred verge]

Don’t count scorpion stinger

[bitter current]

hello

[thick halo]

Too bad you get the obsidian lamina after the dlc final boss and the halo scythe as a low percent drop

[narrow orbit]

Look how many flails there are for example
or claws

[solemn sun]

Hai

[kindred verge]

Claws of night are cool

[narrow orbit]

Hi

[kindred verge]

Strong too

[kindred verge]

No one cares about flails does anyone do so here?
A scam we got bastard sword as the remembrance weapon for astel

The astel wing would’ve been better

Mb then

[thick halo]

I do

[kindred verge]

How many there were? 3

[thick halo]

Bring me my flail

[narrow orbit]

There are a few flails

[kindred verge]

Ik

[narrow orbit]

6 flails specifically but they're not very good

[celest remnant]

Look Outside:We have already designed scary boss set pieces
Also Look Outside:Now the actual introductions to boss fights are animated pee yourselves more

[kindred verge]

Worst weapon class in my opinion

[outer gate]

serpent flail is pretty good I think

but generally they suffer a lot from just how damn slow the charged heavy is

[kindred verge]

Other than
“Glinstone staff”

[thick halo]

Bastard star

[solemn sun]

[narrow orbit]

Is this one of those "haha int sucks" jokes?

[kindred verge]

It’s decent

[thick halo]

But you can’t parry them

[outer gate]

All like 2 enemies in the base game that can parry

[kindred verge]

No I just don’t like playing with int
Can’t lie it’s so strong

[nova matrix]

Moongrum and blood nobles

Are there any others

[outer gate]

I don't think so

[kindred verge]

Excluding dark moon Ofc and some other weapons

[nova matrix]

Do the skeletons still parry in elden or is that a dark souls only thing?

[narrow orbit]

Pretty sure they do

[outer gate]

I've never been parried by a skeleton but maybe

[nova matrix]

Hell yea

[thick halo]

That’s a ds only thing

[nova matrix]

Awww dang it

[outer gate]

I simply wouldn't allow that to happen

[kindred verge]

Same in Elden ring at least

[thick halo]

Skeletons are parry gods in ds1

[bitter current]

Hru?

[thick halo]

Skeletons aren’t pushovers in that game for some reason

[nova matrix]

Skeletons nailing a parry is always funny to me because its the stupid "welcome to dark souls" comic

[weak tapir]

thops

[kindred verge]

“The catacombs”

[sick storm]

the wheel of doom

[nova matrix]

Look what they've done to our skeleton wheels over the years

[kindred verge]

The ones at nito’s fight were so annoying

[thick halo]

The wheels in the painted world almost made me rage quit my first playthrough

[narrow orbit]

Nito kills them himself

[sick storm]

yep evil enemies

[kindred verge]

He killed em tho

[kindred verge]

Ik lol

[sick storm]

even nito knows they deserve death

[narrow orbit]

The only really annoying skeletons are the ones in Ariamis

[thick halo]

Bring a divine weapon w you or something

[nova matrix]

Also for anyone who doesnt know; the skeleton wheels are the staple berserk reference besides his sword being in every game

[narrow orbit]

Dark souls equivalent of Radahn riding his horse

[thick halo]

Ring of fog and slumbering dragoncrest ring and they won’t even aggro

[kindred verge]

In your opinion the ds trilogy or Elden ring?

[narrow orbit]

No

[nova matrix]

Is this also a berserk reference

[kindred verge]

What’s no

[nova matrix]

Did Zodd cripple some poor pony

[solemn sun]

At least we gave the horse a break

[dawn sable]

Why what's wrong

[kindred verge]

He was using gravity magic to ride him so if doesn’t matter

[fallen walrus]

Every Fromsoft game has such obvious inspiration from berserk

Elden Ring being the most blatant since they literally have the Guts sword

[solemn sun]

Even using that, you can see how the horse suffers in the cinematic.

[kindred verge]

Yeah

[thick halo]

Ds2 and ds3 have that too

[solemn sun]

BB is the only one that takes HP Lovecraft more into account than Berserk.

[thick halo]

Ds1 too but it’s smaller

[fallen walrus]

Oh word?

[narrow orbit]

DS1 also had it

All dark souls games and elden ring had it

[fallen walrus]

Damn I just got larp mogged for being a larper

[inland arch]

Where can i get the best shield so i can beat elden beast?

[kindred verge]

Sekiro doesn’t

[fallen walrus]

I'm sure there's something in there

Miyazaki number 1 berserk stan

[kindred verge]

Maybe there is but all you play mainly with is a katana

[nova matrix]

Believe it or not, its a magic the gathering set reference fused with this

[solemn sun]

Lobo's origin is like Guts's; the Mikiri that Griffith gives him is the same as in the game.

[nova matrix]

They took Innistrad and went "what if hp lovecraft horror too"

[kindred verge]

Haven’t watched berserk tbh

[nova matrix]

Then wizards of the coast saw them do that and went

"What if innistrad 2, but we added bloodborne horror"

[solemn sun]

[nova matrix]

They're kind of incestuous like that, its weird

[solemn sun]

I didn't know that; it's good to know more about it.

[nova matrix]

Back and forth references forever

[solemn sun]

And why haven't you read them?

[nova matrix]

Fromsoft are huge magic the gathering nerds, Malenia Bloom is the art from m12 sunpetal grove

[kindred verge]

Idk Dosent seem exciting

[fallen walrus]

In my head Fromsoft is just Miyazaki and like 3 other people

[nova matrix]

Renalla is taken off of a special Japanese mtg art

[solemn sun]

how I love from software

[fallen walrus]

Do they have an Elden Ring magic set? I mean they have to atp right

[narrow orbit]

I can think of a few reasons

[nova matrix]

Theres a few others for elden ring I forget

[solemn sun]

That's something I never expected to read.

[nova matrix]

I cant in good conscious recommend people berserk but it sure isnt because its boring lol

[fallen walrus]

How long are y'all surviving if you in your current form got transported into Elden Ring?

[nova matrix]

Though the first 50-100 chapters made my mind glaze over for a while when I first read it

[fallen walrus]

For me personally, I'd say 45 minutes

[nova matrix]

I think the art flashbanged me

[sand coral]

Crazy.

[sand coral]

All my life, if I stay in Limgrave.

[nova matrix]

Theres some genuinely uncomfortable things in there

[fallen walrus]

I can't recommend people berserk because then they'll inevitably watch the mid asf anime adaptations

[fallen walrus]

Confident...

[sand coral]

That doesn't make it boring but okay.

[rotund lichen]

anyone help me with godskin nobles

[celest remnant]

Someone remind me:Djinn Wish logic is essentially "I wish my mom would be cured of cancer" "okay but I will give it to everyone else in the hospital wing" yes?

[fallen walrus]

Dyslexia maxxing

[sand coral]

Yes. It's safe there. I'll stay with my boy, Kale.

[celest remnant]

I am trying to remember if I am correct and Djinn are essentially tricksy genies without looking it up

[nova canyon]

Tree sentinel slicing you in half

[dawn sable]

Bell Bearing Hunter the second he aproaches another merchant at night

[nova matrix]

She's cured and she dies of the chemotherapy taking its toll on her body

[solemn sun]

They need to discover where anime that are works of art come from.

[sand coral]

No, he isn't. He only patrols the front. I'll just stay out of his way.

[rapid atlas]

METALGEAR

-# lowercase

[coral linden]

elden ring manga actually hilarious

[nova matrix]

Djinn wish logic punishes the intention of the wish

[celest remnant]

Yeah yeah see that's what I thought, something ironic or awful if the wish isn't litigously worded

[gleaming pond]

I am here

[coral linden]

hi here

[solemn sun]

Unfortunately, yes, I read it and only kept it because Milicent appears on the cover.

[nova canyon]

What if you lwk die of hunger

[sand coral]

There are sheep in Limgrave.

[celest remnant]

"I wish that whenever you hear the words "I wish" you'd get amnesia." "okay"

[nova canyon]

And you'd kill them with what

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[rapid atlas]

😹

[celest remnant]

me when I next go to wish

[sick storm]

metal did u set up camps in wilds yet

i don't want a 5 minute runback for arkveld

[rapid atlas]

No😹

[sick storm]

demon

[rapid atlas]

Arkveld easy i’ll not cart 😹

[sand coral]

Weapons obviously. There are skulls that give runes which I can use to buy weapons from merchants. Or I could just find discarded ones.

[gleaming pond]

Guys help is attacking me!!!

I need to know how to defeat

[sand coral]

Why is help attacking you?

[celest remnant]

Guys help I'm attacking @gleaming pond!!!

[solemn sun]

Help is attacking You?

[celest remnant]

Kick him while he's down!

[solemn sun]

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-kick-jjba-gif-13894493

[rapid atlas]

😹

[gleaming pond]

Logic why????

[upbeat mauve]

is melina and mequilla side quest bosses?

[sand coral]

Why not when he's up?

[fallen walrus]

If patches were a real guy and you were a judge what would you sentence him to

[gleaming pond]

I cleaned your ban hammer to the best of my abilities

[celest remnant]

Should've had more power in Rise of Kingdoms

[nova matrix]

Therapy

[solemn sun]

Jojo reference

[gleaming pond]

Actually, I have 80 million power

[fallen walrus]

Therapist gonna need therapy

[celest remnant]

Didn't use offer code lucky3000 so now you don't have 250million power like me

because i got lucky

[gleaming pond]

Rrrrrg

[celest remnant]

the uh, ultimate survivor, who does things

[grave sun]

getting non-lethally shovecd off of every ledge he gets near

[celest remnant]

god mobile games are so stupid

[sand coral]

No. You can't fight Melina and Mequilla is important in the DLC so neither are side quest bosses.

[outer gate]

Check fanart...look for me twin

[fallen walrus]

Valid

Personally if I were judge patches is getting degloved from head to toe

[gleaming pond]

Mobile games are either
A) stupid
B) ptw
C) So abstract and simple your grandma could play it
D) a scam

[kindred verge]

I havent read any 🥭 don’t plan to watching is better

[gleaming pond]

Put the mango down!!!

[sand coral]

Dead Cell's on mobile rahhhh!!! It's peak.

-# I only play it when bored.

[kindred verge]

I mean manga

[fallen walrus]

That's why the only valid form of mobile gaming is emulating

Or clash of clans

[gleaming pond]

Emulation and pirating isn’t cool kids
That’s no good

[solemn sun]

if you say so

[fallen walrus]

I read this in Sonic hedhog voice

[kindred verge]

Ptw what’s that

[gleaming pond]

That’s what I was going for lol

[hot dome]

pay to win

[gleaming pond]

Pay to win

[sand coral]

Pay2Win.

[gleaming pond]

Think any supercell game

[fallen walrus]

Sonic sucks so hard. If you like sonic you are deeply troubled.

[hot dome]

99% of mobile games on the app store are just adware asset flips

[sand coral]

Think of literally any game with microtransactions.

[fallen walrus]

There are like 4 good sonic games ever

[gleaming pond]

Nah pixel gun my goat

The only correct mobile game

[sand coral]

Wow. It's been a while since I heard that name.

[fallen walrus]

Guys it's not pay to win. It's just pay not to wait... I've only spent maybe a couple thousand on clash of clans in the past half of a half decade... Not even much in the grand scheme of things

[gleaming pond]

Couple thousand dollars????

[kindred verge]

What’s the best ?

[hot dome]

minesweeper

[fallen walrus]

Really what even is money

[sand coral]

CoC is just waiting simulator. And literally any other kingdom game.

[fallen walrus]

Clash of clans has fighting tho. And the little guys look slightly cooler every time you upgrade them

[gleaming pond]

Supercell games are money hungry power creepers

[slim trout]

I accept bribes lol

[gleaming pond]

I can sum it up in two words

Mega Knight

[hot dome]

yeah clash royale has been awful for a very long time

[fallen walrus]

Sorry gee wiz robot man

Guys nothing is more disheartening than being sternly talked down to by discord bots

[fallen walrus]

If the bribe doesn't make me wait less time to upgrade my town hall then I will not partake good sir

[gleaming pond]

Can I bribe for expert role

I boost serber

[kindred verge]

Never heart of it

[slim trout]

I mean, you can try, but no refunds if it doesn't happen lol

[hot dome]

bro

[fallen walrus]

They should put ads for Elden Ring on mountain dew bottles

[gleaming pond]

Mmmm
I will ponder

[kindred verge]

What does boosting the server do?

[sand coral]

Man, Invincible is so trash. Wasted my time watching the 4 seasons.

[kindred verge]

Mhm?

[hot dome]

you never heard of minesweeper?

[slim trout]

give you a role, and grand it more features (they are all enabled, dunno if it changes anything more)

[fallen walrus]

Imagine if a company sold Elden Ring themed food... Imagine scarlet rot flavored ice cream. Or loathsome dung eater flavored chocolate ice cream...

[solemn sun]

I'm waiting for the final season of The Boys to come out tomorrow.

[kindred verge]

Yeah lol

[gleaming pond]

The nice man unwrapping his Christmas present was so wholesome

[upbeat mauve]

but doesnt mequilla use radahn or something? he controls him?

[solemn sun]

Lol

[fallen walrus]

Guys no spoilers for invincible I haven't started season 2 yet

[hot dome]

damn lol it was built into like every windows os

[slim trout]

Mequilla

[sand coral]

We all are waiting, we all are. I need a break from Invincible and get on something actually good.

[gleaming pond]

JJK season 3

[hot dome]

join us in waiting for more steel ball run

[sand coral]

Yhee but technically he fights too. So he's a boss.

[solemn sun]

You realize that Invincible is bad when you remember that they spend their budget on voice actors and not animation.

[gleaming pond]

It’s never coming out vro 💔

[solemn sun]

Steel ball run

[hot dome]

araki told me it will

[upbeat mauve]

hells's paradise

[sand coral]

No. Just no.

[upbeat mauve]

fym no?

[arctic frost]

Miquella is where all the bs in that fight comes from too, he deserves more credit

[gleaming pond]

Why not Brody

[solemn sun]

It looks like it's coming back in October.

[fallen walrus]

Look I'm not saying invincible has bad animation. But I am saying I've seen better on flipaclip

[sand coral]

I've not watched a single episode of Jojo's.

[sand coral]

Watched.

[upbeat mauve]

i think its time to look at the bigger picture and go watch actual movies rather than anime

[gleaming pond]

MHA

[hot dome]

if you were to watch all of jojos from the beginning, watching only 1 episode a week, you will be caught up by the time steel ball run episode 2 comes out

[gleaming pond]

The ending is peak

[sand coral]

No, it's just overall bad. So many inconsistencies, dumb choices, boring story, everything is bad. I'd rate it 6.5/10.

[fallen walrus]

Guys think about this. The US spends like 800 trillion dollars on tanks and bombs and stuff. But we can't even get a billion dollars for a season of invincible? Where are your tax dollars really going?

[solemn sun]

Weren't there supposed to be two episodes per day?

[sand coral]

I don't even watch anime anymore. I quit a long time ago.

[hot dome]

?

[brittle bay]

downloaded darksiders II after not playing it ever since i was a kid this is peak

[sand coral]

Watched. Like till Shigaraki starts destroying the whole city.

[gleaming pond]

Son finish it

[fallen walrus]

Imagine Elden Ring 2 with a budget of 10 billion dollars. Jeff bezos sweats out 10 billion dollars a day. Why are these people not spending their money on things that matter?

[brittle bay]

keep watching you stopped right before the best part

[gleaming pond]

It’s peak
Plus Bakugo’s redemption arc

[solemn sun]

I start my own development company, buy the rights to BB, and call Miyazaki to keep making games.

[brittle bay]

MHA is peak anyone who says otherwise fell for propaganda

[sand coral]

I just don't find it interesting enough to start. And I quit anime.

[fallen walrus]

It's pretty bad

[sand coral]

It's not that good.

[hot dome]

fair lmao

[gleaming pond]

Ragebait

[solemn sun]

I read somewhere that watching two episodes a day would get you ready for episode 2 of Steel Ball Run.

[hot dome]

ive been tryna get back into anime again, started watching texhnolyze

[gleaming pond]

Nanami.gif

[fallen walrus]

Smart. Then also buy the rights to dark souls. And make a crossover game called Bloodborne vs Dark Souls

[hot dome]

lmao I was taking the piss but that sounds true

[brittle bay]

shhhh your opinion differs from mine so its INCORRECT!!

[sand coral]

I don't know, man. I know who betrays, who dies. Not worth watching anymore.

[hot dome]

truth nuke

[gleaming pond]

Why is it bad?

[fallen walrus]

A winner's mentality

[sand coral]

No.

[gleaming pond]

Nanami.gif

[brittle bay]

but the tuff aura moments 🥺🥺🥺

[sand coral]

Pretends to know what that gif is about.

[glass shore]

Daily reminder Jesus Loves u

[gleaming river]

is it a problem if spectral blaidd doesn't show up in ranni's rise?

[brittle bay]

how it feels spreading misinformation

[solemn sun]

And while we're at it, Nintendo's IP

[solemn sun]

Thanks broda

[gleaming pond]

Exactly

[fallen walrus]

Really childish annoying writing. I mean there is no subtle characterization at all. It's just overt and in your face. Also the show is just annoying tbh.

That's like most anime tho

So maybe mha is good idk

[sand coral]

It's not always about the aura moments. Invincible first season was filled with aura yet the whole show is boring. I practically had to force my way through it.

[hot dome]

honestly real

[jagged widget]

hi all might and sekiyo

[hot dome]

never understood the hype for invincible

[jagged widget]

and dx

[fallen walrus]

I've watched like 200 anime and only really enjoyed like maybe 10 of them

[hot dome]

greetings

[sand coral]

Yo wsp.

[hot dome]

I think youre just picking bad animes to watch every time

[brittle bay]

i dont like invincible its goreslop "this is how people would be if they had powers"-slop

[jagged widget]

absolutely nothing
hence why im here

[hot dome]

ive watched a good 80 and enjoyed the majority of them

[gleaming pond]

What’s childish about it? Also it’s in your face because it’s hard to convey background information without telling it to you in animation

[sand coral]

I only watched it for Conquest and Nolan.

[fallen walrus]

Anime movies tend to be more my speed. They aren't dragging things out with unnecessarily prolonged and meaningless padding (One piece)

[sand coral]

And I regret my decision.

[brittle bay]

this is also about the boys

i dont like the boys its poopy

[solemn sun]

because I feel like most of them are isekai

[hot dome]

fair i do prefer movies sometimes, nice to just watch one thing and have it be done

[brittle bay]

but homeladnders writing he was abused!! and then he became evil!!

[fallen walrus]

The writing is childish. The dialogue is like googoo gaga baby dialogue

[sand coral]

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's overated as hell.

[hot dome]

I dont mind the boys too much

[gleaming pond]

Alright now it’s just Ragebait
Nanami.gif

[sick storm]

peaked in s1 imo

[sand coral]

I don't know, man. I'd call chatting something not nothing.

[sick storm]

the boys i mean

[solemn sun]

Did you know that the creator made the comic series as a parody of Marvel and DC superheroes?

[hot dome]

its definitely dragging on but if they wrapped it up quicker I would hold it higher

[sick storm]

decent show but idk

[fallen walrus]

No I'm genuinely completely serious. The show isn't subtle in any capacity. It's literally a googoo gaga baby show for little infants

[brittle bay]

the comics are kinda cool but the show isnt

[hot dome]

make the boys like 3-4 seasons long max, 5 seasons and 2 seasons of a spin off is just dragging it

[sick storm]

that is certainly a take

[jagged widget]

hiii sekiyo! im chatting with you!! whats up with you

[gleaming pond]

The blood and gore in question
Also just because it has colorful characters doesn’t mean it’s an infants show

[brittle bay]

my takes are very takey

[sand coral]

First of all, it's Sekijo*. And second, I'm taking out my hate for Invincible. That's what's up with me. Other than that, I'm chilling.

[fallen walrus]

I just like when something knows what it has to say. Sure not every anime movie is concise. But when you get something like Paprika, where the narrative has depth and every visual and auditory aspect is stunning, it's really something you wouldn't be able to maintain for an entire show.

[nova matrix]

Ponyo ponyo

Funky little fish🎤

[hidden light]

I need lvl can someone help me?

[fallen walrus]

I never even mentioned colorful characters.

[hot dome]

I gave paprika a solid 3/5 mostly cause I was very confused for a while during the film

id have to rewatch it to rate it any higher

[nova jetty]

Messmer broke Asmongold, lol. Dude had to change his whole build just to beat Messmer. I'm pretty sure Messmer is more difficult than Rellana

[brittle bay]

idk i never watched paprika all i know is that one song

[fallen walrus]

That's what's so beautiful about it. It's genuinely better on the second watch because the narrative overlaps.

I didn't understand 90% of paprika on the first viewing

[hot dome]

yeah i imagine so i just never got round to a rewatch

[thick halo]

He really isn’t asmongold just suck at video games so bad

[brittle bay]

aa a a oo aa fleeboodayoo

[gleaming pond]

You never mentioned anything. Also when it comes to animation “writing” is ambiguous because everything has to be written

[sand coral]

Best way to level up is to explore. Trust me, it's more useful than you think. You find good weapons, bosses, armors and talismans and obviously runes too.

[nova matrix]

Needing to watch a second time for the movie to be good seems mid

[hidden light]

Thx

[hot dome]

its not a need but it just amplifies it

[gleaming pond]

Nanami.gif

[sand coral]

People actually watch Asmongold? 😭

[jagged widget]

i am going mad
i want to be lobotomized

[nova jetty]

Well, he beat Rellana much easier than Messmer. He had to change his build (have a shield) to beat Messmer

[fallen walrus]

I directly mentioned multiple things. Also what do you mean that writing is ambiguous because everything has to be written? That genuinely makes no sense.

[hot dome]

I thought he got banned earlier

[nova jetty]

I don't like the guy. I only watch* people beat Elden Ring to compare my experience and adjust. I like jacksepticeye much more

[thick halo]

I watched a video of him talking about why ds2 is a bad game and he mentioned all the wrong reasons possible

[sand coral]

I don't know. I don't keep track on streamers.

[brittle bay]

idk abt that i genuinely first tried messmer but rellana kept beating my ass for too damn long 💔💔
anyways asmongold is a loser bum so im happy messmer was difficult for him

[nova matrix]

A spider just tried to ambush me but I was too quick

🥋

[sand coral]

Well, that makes sense.

[fallen walrus]

Also where does ambiguity even fit in when addressing my point?

[brittle bay]

seems oddly like spider senses dude..

[nova jetty]

Yeah, lol. I enjoy watching him crash out over a boss

[brittle bay]

are you sure YOU'RE not the spider?

[gleaming pond]

Nanami.gif

[sand coral]

Man, I pray for those who actually watch him.

[nova matrix]

Yes, I count my limbs everyday and be sure I do not have 8

[thick halo]

Yea he sucks

[sand coral]

Maybe you're bad at counting.

[thick halo]

And apparently he’s sharing his political views nowadays which sucks too

[fallen walrus]

Asmongold boss fight can only be accessed by traversing his blood wall and making your way through the bed of roaches

[brittle bay]

idk man your fingers and toes are like mini limbs so maybe you have 24 limbs and are a super spider

[thick halo]

He’s so disgusting

[cosmic pewter]

if its a mini limbs then why dont my fingers have fingers on them

[fallen walrus]

He's just rotmaxxing

[sand coral]

Eww. How does he live with himself.

[cosmic pewter]

ass man gold

[brittle bay]

don't forget your gas mask because the stenches in there will be considered a biochemical weapon

[cosmic pewter]

dap are blook

[fallen walrus]

You get poison buildup

[brittle bay]

i was going to talk about his rotting rat alarm clock but that's a famous one pretty sure everyone knows it

[nova matrix]

His what

[sand coral]

And above all, he acts like it's all normal. 🌾

[brittle bay]

oh yeah he has a rotting rat next to him that cooks in the sun and wakes him up by the smell

[fallen walrus]

My theory is that asmongold died long ago and he's being piloted by some sort of roach colony

[thick halo]

Actually