general-discussion

[outer gate]

Dawn

[native stream]

Emotions are a hell of a thing

And my tummy hurt

[outer gate]

My tummy has been hurting a lot today too

tummy twins

[whole walrus]

iron bellay

-# lactose intolerant

[outer gate]

iron bellay

-# Crohn's

[kind quail]

thought so

[native stream]

Being up at this hour probably doesn't help

[raven fern]

Culver’s

[native stream]

But I also think I ate something bad

[lost hatch]

Does anyone wanna see my Nekopara literary analysis

[outer gate]

something I ate yesterday upset my stomach and I don't know what it was because yesterday I ate a LOT

[whole walrus]

are we tripleting!

[native stream]

Same thing here

[whole walrus]

my stomach went through all stages of grief from a milkshake and some fries

[celest remnant]

stummy hurt

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gif-16545691514915325021

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-walking-gif-8537956139245174249

Cortana I can't fight the covenenant today

why?

[outer gate]

was it worth it

[celest remnant]

stummy hurt

[whole walrus]

im not sure

[native stream]

Dint you hate when you go to the bathroom, do yo thing, stand up, and immediately have to sit down again

I'm gonna carve out my digestive system I clearly need a new one

[blazing isle]

Try drinking sprite, it helps trust

[outer gate]

there simply must be a connection between transgender, elden ring and tummy problems

[wet plume]

Some people don't like them for some reason

[native stream]

Autism, which leads to ARFID

Which leads to poor gut health and tummy problems

[celest remnant]

which leads to stop eating taco bell

[native stream]

I've never had taco bell in my life!

[whole walrus]

taco bell man...

where have you gone...

[celest remnant]

LIES and FALSIFICATIONS I can feel your organs liquifying

(the baja blast do slap tho)

[outer gate]

They don't even have taco bell in ireland

[native stream]

All I ate yesterday was like

Chocolate (a good amount)
A burger
Cereal

[celest remnant]

I'm mainly just poking fun at it, it's mid tex mex

sometimes they make good stuff, other times, it's pretty slop

nacho fries? nice, their strange nuggets that they season with taco seasoning? also nice, mexican pizza? hard pass

[native stream]

It mightve just been the oil content in the cheap chocolate that upset my stomach

[timid echo]

eyes wide shut was fire rewatch

[celest remnant]

yeah that'll do it

[molten lichen]

Does Rellana?

[celest remnant]

you can tell when sugar has gone up because the cheaper chocolate begins to taste alot more artifical and get alot more waxy

[timid echo]

there was no second password

[outer gate]

I love palm oil eggs !

[atomic tapir]

Wagwan

[hexed knoll]

I wanna sleep but I can’t

[burnt helm]

Wagwan Delilah

[charred bloom]

19 hours of rocket league?

[atomic tapir]

Happens

Gotta get gc some how

[hexed knoll]

U like gangsters with big

[raven fern]

What

[hexed knoll]

Sorry I was continuing it

[vivid robin]

Hi ringers

[raven fern]

Oh the Drake

[hexed knoll]

What the drake is happening

[raven fern]

What the skib

[hexed knoll]

Bedrot and bedrott = peak

[vivid robin]

drake. Like drake hunter Igon

[raven fern]

Bedman

[atomic tapir]

Uh oh, shuwas here

[still wren]

what if we replaced chicken farms with ostriches and start selling ostritch eggs

[hexed knoll]

Does anyone listen to music while bosses?

[atomic tapir]

Time to rant about some cafe and then wwm for 10 mins

[hexed knoll]

Then it would be ostrich wings

[crude wing]

Everything i send gets auto modded

[hexed knoll]

Stop sending ✋

[still wren]

mmmm ostrich nuggies

[crude wing]

Im just asking for build help man

[gloomy iris]

yo my steam library is empty bro 😭

[hexed knoll]

Probably cause it’s the wrong channel

Like to be asking this stuff

[crude wing]

I haven't sent it here uve been sending to other channels like builds and game discussion

[hexed knoll]

Ohhhh that don’t add up then

[crude wing]

Im so lost wtf

[south ledge]

you might be using words that are filtered

[celest remnant]

I have been personally deleting it because I hate you and you are smelly (I have never seen you before in my life)

[south ledge]

swear words or others like "drop" are not allowed

[celest remnant]

No uh, go here #how-to-access-trade-channels and do the steps

your messages are being filtered for the trade terms in them

if you do the steps, you'll be able to get them through

[south ledge]

this^

[south ledge]

thats kind of a stupid thing to filter ngl xD but fair enough ig

[celest remnant]

nah, we filter it because otherwise people just post trade stuff wherever

[crude wing]

What a weird thing to filter bro

[celest remnant]

doing the steps to unlock the trade chat

[crude wing]

I get it but wow

[celest remnant]

lifts the filter

[scarlet nebula]

I think I'm going to do a challenge.

No torrent during the entire game

Just walking

[celest remnant]

Not too big a challenge tbh

most field encounters are easier OFF torrent

[scarlet nebula]

Yeah but I'm doing it more for the "roleplay"

[molten dagger]

Am I allowed to ask for a sword and an ash of war and where would I ask if so

[celest remnant]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[knotty lintel]

Lesbian ring

[scarlet nebula]

Btw I love Boggart roar ashe of war

[celest remnant]

A fun fact:We used to not offer trade at all but we listened to community demands after some prodding

(and yami consulting bandai namco)

We initially used a forum system but this is absolutely miserable to moderate (thousands of seperate threads) so we scrapped it

[quiet pine]

Should I start elden ring after I beat metal gear rising?

[cedar matrix]

our goat

[whole walrus]

if you want

[cedar matrix]

does anyboyd here like op 👀

[cedar matrix]

ye

[whole walrus]

mid

[chrome forge]

no correlation picture

[cedar matrix]

what yo top 5 animanga

[whole walrus]

restraining order

[quiet pine]

Damn ok

[kind quail]

boom

[cedar matrix]

what dat yo

@chrome forge brooo chillll

[chrome forge]

why you all nonchalant

[cedar matrix]

wym

also i stil have you nicknamed er noob

[celest remnant]

Don't stop believing

[chrome forge]

thank you

[cedar matrix]

bro remember when u couldnt even beat me once

[chrome forge]

i still have my video where i obliterate you kebab

don’t make me pull it out

[cedar matrix]

WTF.

i thought we agreed to delete it 😭

[celest remnant]

i think just being named kebab is obliteration on its own

[cedar matrix]

its liberation

[chrome forge]

you’d have to beat me for that to happen

[cedar matrix]

broi i literally did

[celest remnant]

and then avari never deleted the video

the end

[cedar matrix]

@chrome forge rematch

[native tree]

Avari

[hardy drift]

dude I need to start putting my hair up I look like a grandma sometimes

[cedar matrix]

why

[trim juniper]

What if you're already on-

[native tree]

Ok grandma (jk)

[gilded dragon]

yako

[hardy drift]

idk

[native tree]

Hi

[hardy drift]

rude

[gilded dragon]

no u

[hardy drift]

oh ok

[gilded dragon]

yako good boy

[chrome forge]

wednesday

[cedar matrix]

whens that

[chrome forge]

wednesday

[cedar matrix]

when

[trim juniper]

Gwen's day

Unless you mean gwen's gay

[winged obsidian]

wodinsday

[merry walrus]

Hi

[dire ledge]

whoondbd

[native tree]

Jai

[still wren]

why do people keep bringing up dbd recently

[dire ledge]

hi

[dim mason]

new game on roblx like it probably

[dire ledge]

jeryyys spirit

[still wren]

zamn

[inland ginkgo]

mimic tear is the goat he finished off dane right after i died

in the leda fight

[blazing isle]

Dead by daylight?

[still wren]

yuh

[dire ledge]

who on bleood and dbd

[native tree]

Hru

[inner gyro]

Right, who brings up mediocrity?

[velvet canopy]

we love dbd thats why

[dire ledge]

wen u training me on onryo

[blazing isle]

Whose we?

[velvet canopy]

whenever

pick a killer besides like 5 and i gotchu

[dire ledge]

im good umm im chilling

[celest remnant]

"boy logic why do you yap about look outside so much"

[native tree]

Thats good

[dim mason]

louis mentiones

[dire ledge]

i got like good huntress and kinda nurse

[celest remnant]

I am talking to a man who has blanded with his mascot fursona

[dim mason]

yay

[inner gyro]

Probably meant “Me, myself, and I.”

[blazing isle]

What game is this from 😭 🥀

[velvet canopy]

need to teach you wesker hug tech

[dire ledge]

ima wait till re dlc goes on sale

[dim mason]

oh btw logic do you know how to access smooch mode now that the event part is over?

[velvet canopy]

rule 1 of playing onryo, pick midwitch, rule 2 tp and mori everyone

[celest remnant]

Look Outside, basically he likes the this universes version of count chocula enough to dress as him but has diabetes so he doesn't like the actual cereal

[celest remnant]

probably need to mod it

[dim mason]

no

[dire ledge]

i dont understand how the condemned works

i just brought her yesterday lolz

[dim mason]

just need to name sam "Casanova"

[velvet canopy]

so every time she tps, any survivor next to a ACTIVE tv gets 1 stack

[blazing isle]

That’s certainly an interesting character concept

[velvet canopy]

u take the tape out of the tv to the tv marked and u lose 3 stacks

at 7 she can mori if she downs and gets killer instinct

[dim mason]

frankie put in like 3 different easter eggs depending on what you name sam

[velvet canopy]

every hook locks 3 stacks

[celest remnant]

Now just add in that despite what he initially believed looking outside DID blend him with the suit

[dire ledge]

hmmmm

y she hard

huntress aimpill and forget

[blazing isle]

Such a dumb and stupid idea for a game
(where do I get it)

[dim mason]

steam

[velvet canopy]

meh huntress is alright

[dim mason]

its only on steam

[celest remnant]

Naw naw, it's the movie annhilation but on a worldwide scale

[velvet canopy]

gets boring after a while

unless u learn orbitals

[dire ledge]

do u [play kaneki

[celest remnant]

A cosmic entity visits earth, and those that view it are changed irreperably, many losing their minds

[velvet canopy]

no never, i have dignity

[blazing isle]

Nah I could prob find it on cool math games

[velvet canopy]

i did get his adept

but we dont talk about it

[dire ledge]

bro hes tuff tho

[velvet canopy]

hes cringe to play against

and cringe to play

[celest remnant]

hence the games title "look outside"

[velvet canopy]

its too easy

[celest remnant]

I actually have a cursed party member with me right now

[winged obsidian]

is dbd still a buggy unbalanced mess

[dim mason]

who

[dire ledge]

if survivors play properly theyll make it difficult for him

[velvet canopy]

vigil sprint burst is still a thing

LOOOL

[dim mason]

rat child?

[winged obsidian]

stopped playing after spirit got nerfed many years ago

[velvet canopy]

not if he runs bam and dissolution

[dire ledge]

like not dropping palettes on when healthy cus his power is bs

[dim mason]

ohhhhhh feral woman

we love leigh

[celest remnant]

The Grinning Beast is a tough early game encounter but you get feral woman, ye

[velvet canopy]

have you played against a kaneki with blood favor and the 2 add ons that block windows and break pallets

[winged obsidian]

Leigh what

[velvet canopy]

very fun

[celest remnant]

Also helping my favorite marble slinging troublemaker find her mom

[blazing isle]

Oh that’s actually pretty cool, imma check it out later (if my stage 18 dementia doesnt kick in)

[dim mason]

im using joel, rat child and her rn

then im gonna use morton, shadow, and aster

[dire ledge]

just lock in

[celest remnant]

She is an early game recruitable ally but, you get only a single opportunity to do so

you have to defeat the grinning beast

[velvet canopy]

infinite sprint burst

and maybe a tp

[celest remnant]

she is in fact, the beast in human form

[velvet canopy]

could help

[dim mason]

a boss you are technically supposed to run from

[fickle needle]

Water

[native tree]

Iced tea

[dim mason]

fire?

[celest remnant]

Ironically a couple of maltovs and the rifle+bullets from the safe on f1 set her straight

[dim mason]

or the pool cue from the bottom of the stairwell

[fickle needle]

Water

[dim mason]

chance of instakill does wonders

[velvet canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/dbd-dead-by-daylight-dbd-chucky-dbd-chunky-dies-of-cringe-gif-17469033246886347575

[native tree]

Air

[celest remnant]

I am considering either Lionel or Earnest for my 4th slot

[fickle needle]

No

😭

[celest remnant]

lyle rather

[fickle needle]

I'm in bus and dying of thirst

[dim mason]

ah lyle the creep

[junior sand]

Greetings

[dim mason]

lyle the weirdo

[native tree]

Oh, sorry to hear that

[fickle needle]

Is okee

[dim mason]

love and hate lyle

[junior sand]

Bring a sack of water next time

[winged obsidian]

i don't know what any of that means comrade

[celest remnant]

bah, he's a stalker yes but at the very least he could've unironically murdered us when we came to his apartment initially or well before when he was in ours, so at least he's not intent on that

[celest remnant]

Ah, so Leigh is a child who looked at the visiting eldritch entity

this caused her to transform into this

In a rare exception, she has control over these changes

[dim mason]

yeah, but he does kinda have a backup plan of ||eternal torture|| for sam incase things went south

[native tree]

Hope you get water soon

[fickle needle]

Yum

[fickle needle]

Thank you

[winged obsidian]

I've never played this game I don't know who these characters are

[celest remnant]

I MEAN if we attempt to murder him, which I get

[fickle needle]

I already have it I just can't reach it

Cuz I'm standing and squeezed by people

[celest remnant]

Interesting turn based party members

[native tree]

I see

[dim mason]

absolutely hated baby teeth fight

yeeeeuck

[winter vale]

man what are those trashy servers today compared to yesterday

[winged obsidian]

what is this game called again

[celest remnant]

Also you should imp, game is well written and quite lively

[dim mason]

look outside

[celest remnant]

Look Outside

They managed to make the world feel alive and each run feel different by randomizing events from door visits to apartments opening

(Still plenty of static set pieces but that right there makes it feel like an actual apartment complex you're navigating)

[vital wigeon]

icl ts pmo sm rn r u fr rn

I can’t look outside

[dim mason]

btw is there any character you absolutely loathe?

[celest remnant]

Not really, closest is Pierre and I can't really loathe the guy for doing his biological thang

bugs gotta bug and all that

[dim mason]

pierre????

the clown???

[celest remnant]

nah, Jean-Pierre

he is a mold creature and a recruitable party member

Pierre just does his best to try and help sam get over clowns

[dim mason]

oh hhiiiiiim

wait the only recruitable fungus was philippe?

jean pierre i think was one of the fake rescuables

[burnt helm]

Why is fungus

[dim mason]

yeah

[celest remnant]

Listen there's ALOTTA names down there and too many of them are french

[dim mason]

no worries i get it

[burnt helm]

I have mixed feelings about the French

[dim mason]

wait so did you hate jean pierre or philippe

either is 100% rational

[burnt helm]

For homme

[dim mason]

thats jean paul gautierre

[burnt helm]

For homme??

[dim mason]

i think

[burnt helm]

I love megamind

I need to watch it again

[jolly vale]

Hello friends, hope we’re all doing well tonight

[burnt helm]

Greetings

[dim mason]

hallo

[burnt helm]

April 8th needs to hurry

[jolly vale]

[warm tapir]

yo quick q, can scadu tree frags be dropped

[dim mason]

voruna prime?

[burnt helm]

Uhh idk what that is but it sounds cool. But Im ready for invincible and the boys

[dim mason]

oh right

[warm tapir]

why is the word skbidi banned

[dim mason]

i didnt realize that was wednesday

[burnt helm]

I think Homelander is gonna win

[dim mason]

voruna prime is a character coming out in warframe the same day

[burnt helm]

I used to play wf with my friend

[dim mason]

dunno much about the boys other than i should hope homelander loses

[burnt helm]

But I never got super into it like him

[dim mason]

its still pretty good

[burnt helm]

I hope so too

[dim mason]

if not great

[burnt helm]

I think its great but I like invincible more I think

[dim mason]

cant please everyone

[burnt helm]

If homelander wins I wouldn't be too mad at it if they do it right, a villain winning is fun, but himelander is also extremely deplorable and should lose

[winged obsidian]

Mark washes homelander like dirty laundry

[hazy lark]

How do I help a friend through a breakup idk what to do

[burnt helm]

Bro Rex washes him

[burnt helm]

Just be there for em

[winged obsidian]

monster girl clears

[burnt helm]

Don't let them go off the deep end

[burnt helm]

Monster girl as a human baby is godzila

[simple vale]

Heyy whats up??

[dim mason]

sphaghetti

[burnt helm]

Shut up shut up shut up

[simple vale]

With a chance of meatballs?

[dim mason]

lmao

[burnt helm]

I hated that scene (it was so peak)

[dim mason]

it was

2 minutes felt like a whole HOUR

[burnt helm]

ONG

[simple vale]

Why is slowmode on?

[burnt helm]

When freakquest appeared behind Oliver I was somehow more locked

[dim mason]

server has over 100k members its bustling

[dim mason]

that scene alone made the greatest gif oat

[burnt helm]

It reminded me of a fan edit, in a good way

[simple vale]

Also i was gonna ask an important question, whats the meta for pvp in elden ring? The online never matches that people in the know are. Ds1 pvp meta is 135 but online says 120 or some bs lol

[dim mason]

100%

[native tree]

Tell em, theres still plenty of years left, dont worry about it, and they will find someone better, and be there for em

[burnt helm]

Definitely made up for that impact frame slopfest that was Hurm

[dim mason]

its like 130 but i feel like thats a question for #pvp

[simple vale]

I play Hella ds1 pvp but eventually I had to migrate to a newer more active thing

[simple vale]

No access?

[hazy lark]

He’s saying it’s his fault and he’s a bad person and he got angry

[dim mason]

pvp

[dim mason]

gotta get the role for pvp

[winged obsidian]

isn't it like 150

[simple vale]

Thats dummmm

Thanksssss :3

[dim mason]

yepyep

[native tree]

Hm

[burnt helm]

Its fine to be self reflective, but he should try to do it in a healthy way

If the break up is recent he may be a little inconsolable, but if you offer your support then he'll know he has ppl looking out for him. He may just need some time alone to think

[hazy lark]

He’s not responding but he’s seeing my messages

[torpid shard]

hello

[burnt helm]

Hola

[stiff musk]

Quick question does the community actually find the elden ring Instagram memes funny like the "g**ning to Alexander " or Alexander is h*t" kinda stuff?

[torpid shard]

alphonse

[trim juniper]

No

[hazy lark]

Yeah

[winged obsidian]

Alexander is hot, that's why he was training at gelmir

[torpid shard]

love your character

[solid gate]

Are you suggesting Alexander the great warrior jar is not hot?

[winged obsidian]

immune to fire damage

[stiff musk]

Ohhhhh boy

[burnt helm]

The funniest thing about elden ring is margits stupid ahh delayed attacks

[stiff musk]

Agreed

[burnt helm]

Or when he holds it for so long that he just gives up

[hazy lark]

Fmab is my favorite

[stiff musk]

He's so old he forgot he was attacking

[winged obsidian]

the "lemme hold my stick above my head for 5 seconds" Grandpa move lol

[torpid shard]

fmab is defo in my top 5

[burnt helm]

Bro got dementia mid battle

[winged obsidian]

good tastes

[torpid shard]

i dont think i was ever bored watching it

[hazy lark]

The ending was so bitter sweet

I was actually satisfied

[winged obsidian]

sometimes the delays feel a little silly I'll agree to that

[burnt helm]

What's fmab? Im outta the loop

[torpid shard]

loved the ending

edward elric my goat

[stiff musk]

Same

[winged obsidian]

Mohg's feel good because you can see the wind up with each attack

[torpid shard]

fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

[burnt helm]

Ohhh

[stiff musk]

Ah

[torpid shard]

its an anime

[hazy lark]

Full metal alchemist brotherhood the og one ain’t bad but it’s not manga accurate

[winged obsidian]

fmab is peak

[burnt helm]

Ik

[torpid shard]

i met edward elrics english va a couple weeks ago

[burnt helm]

I want a good berserk anime

[winged obsidian]

I like how nobody is left out, everyone plays a critical role in the story

[hazy lark]

Whaaaaaat

[torpid shard]

yeahh he was at a convention i went to

[amber spade]

I just started the game and I talked Melina but idk what to do now ..?

[warm cargo]

Yooo

[dim mason]

aint fma the thing with the dog and the girl?

[torpid shard]

yep thats the one

[hazy lark]

Ik they build up the characters so nicely

[harsh elbow]

Then he follows it up with an instant ass attack

[torpid shard]

everyone here should watch it sometime

[stiff musk]

On topic not in topic kinda thing how does Alexander have a gender?

[hazy lark]

The fight scenes are also insanely good like the Alphonse fight with the stone 😤

[winged obsidian]

he decided he did

[stiff musk]

Ah

[torpid shard]

greed the goat

[winged obsidian]

Chad

[harsh elbow]

Margit in a nutshell

• instant attack
• bigass delayed attack
• instant attack right after

[dim mason]

#xbox-co-op

[winged obsidian]

Radagon

[warm cargo]

Ya

[stiff musk]

Don't forget glowing swords

[harsh elbow]

Very "fun" and "fair"
Definitely not the worst tutorial boss in a while

[winged obsidian]

lightning fast thrust, massive wind up slam

[torpid shard]

i DESPISE radagon

[winged obsidian]

it's not it's actually a great tutorial

[torpid shard]

as of right now at least

[winged obsidian]

cause everything he does is something another boss will do

[torpid shard]

i was tryna beat elden beast earlier but couldnt so i went on to the dlc

[burnt helm]

Peak game design

[winged obsidian]

get used to his delays and heal punishes and frame traps and you'll do very well against the others

[harsh elbow]

Nowhere near as badly designed as him thougj

[winged obsidian]

I don't hate him, but his attack inconsistency is a little annoying to learn

[harsh elbow]

Other bosses do have delays and instant attacks but he's just ☠️

[stable flare]

Margit’s ez

[winged obsidian]

are you stuck on margit?

[torpid shard]

he either slams me at lightning speed or takes his sweet ass time

[winged obsidian]

I thought the same my first dozen times fighting him

[stiff musk]

Technically soldier of godrick is the tutorial boss but margit is Technically the "first" boss

[harsh elbow]

No but he's still by far the worst boss i faced in both nightreign and ER

[winged obsidian]

that's interesting

he's not that bad once you know how to avoid each of his attacks

[torpid shard]

bro hasnt faced godskin duo yet

[harsh elbow]

Now avoid his instant attacks that follow up his attacks

[winged obsidian]

yeah I'm like "bro are you a fast or slow boss, make up your mind"

[winged obsidian]

which ones

[stiff musk]

Speaking of which if you have a friend to fight godskin duo is it hard?

[valid canopy]

Bro hasn't faced the tree sentinel duo yet

[harsh elbow]

I did actually
You can just lure each one away from the other

[winged obsidian]

just kite them one at a time

[simple vale]

@valid canopy that was so hard 😭

Oh wait, wrong duo

[harsh elbow]

Delayed attack followed up by an instant unreactable knife attack is the most prominent one

[valid canopy]

😭

[winged obsidian]

be more specific

[torpid shard]

nah in co op me and my friend steamrolled them as long as you have a good plan

[winged obsidian]

he has a bunch of delayed attacks

[chrome forge]

best boss

[burnt helm]

I think Margit was the first instance of ragebait

[winged obsidian]

but uh, if he's doing the knife follow up that means you're pressing buttons

[harsh elbow]

Literally any delayed sweep
He follows up with an instant double knife hit

[valid canopy]

I just face both since I'm on Ng 19 and my mates are on Ng 5 😭

[winged obsidian]

he only does that if you're trying to attack him immediately afterward

[torpid shard]

💔

[chrome forge]

what

[torpid shard]

godskin duo isnt anywhere near the best boss

[chrome forge]

yes they are

[raven fern]

best boss in the game

[winged obsidian]

avari loves this bit

[chrome forge]

it’s not a bit.

[valid canopy]

Debatable

[winged obsidian]

so does señor godskin enjoyer

[raven fern]

I do actually enjoy the fight

Mohg is my favorite 🤩

[torpid shard]

i cant enjoy it

[harsh elbow]

I haven't gotten to godskin duo yet but are they any different from the nightreign counterpart?

[chrome forge]

why

[winged obsidian]

some people also enjoy getting stung by bees

[valid canopy]

😭

[chrome forge]

yeah the nr variant sucks

the evergaol one is the same iirc

[raven fern]

I got stung by bees twice behind my ear

[harsh elbow]

They're pretty easy to deal with in nr tho

[chrome forge]

not the night boss tho

[valid canopy]

Nah best fight bell bearing hunter just parry

[winged obsidian]

I'll never accept godskin apologists after fighting demon princes

[torpid shard]

i dont like gank fights as much as other fights and i like bosses who have a consistent style of fighting whereas each of the duo have separate ones, just not my thing at all

[raven fern]

any boss you can parry is fun 😁

[chrome forge]

different bosses btw

[raven fern]

Demon Prince at SL1 was actually the worst day(s) of my life

[valid canopy]

Nah imagine fighting midir in night reign

[winged obsidian]

demon princes was so good

[chrome forge]

boring boss

[raven fern]

They’d have to make a huge arena for that

mf flies and runs around like a madman

[winged obsidian]

it is actually shocking how bad the duo fights in ER feel in comparison

[raven fern]

they don’t feel synchronized like the other ones

[winged obsidian]

leonine and perfumer Trina is interesting at least

[chrome forge]

godskin duo is highly synchronised

[torpid shard]

gank squad gaps godskin duo trusr

[chrome forge]

it’s written in the ai

[raven fern]

godskin duo is just one attacks, the other throws black flame at you

[chrome forge]

wrong

[winged obsidian]

so synchronized they heal punish you at the same time

[chrome forge]

that’s the input read, not their fault you suck

[winged obsidian]

ever though you can only get hit by one fire ball at once

[raven fern]

and 90% of the time they’re not even together bc one of them is dead 😭

[chrome forge]

heal on punish window or hide behind pillar to heal 🤯🤯

[winged obsidian]

yeah the health bar mechanic in the fight is really dumb

also, not gsd related, but the noble's roll is bugged

[chrome forge]

i like the revive mechanic

[valid canopy]

3 tarnished vs the donut and skinny legs who wins

[raven fern]

the skinny one missing attacks like crazy

[winged obsidian]

some people also like getting stung by bees

[modern mulch]

Hey everyone, what should I do after beating Margit? Should I explore the Castle or continue exploring the world?

[raven fern]

whatever you want, I’d personally go for the castle

[chrome forge]

it’s far to rare to even be considered as an issue

[modern mulch]

The enemies keep clapping me, is there where I’m supposed to be or?

[winged obsidian]

not even a little bit

[raven fern]

Level your vigor and weapons

[winged obsidian]

if you stagger/sleep/ cancel out the roll he can just frame 1 return into rolling

[raven fern]

that is where you should be

[chrome forge]

wait are you talking about roll break or apostle attacking during roll

[static steppe]

Hello, how do we report stuff to staff?

[winged obsidian]

that's a real annoying bug

[modern mulch]

Thank you, the knights keep CLAPPING me

[raven fern]

😭

[chrome forge]

oh this? fully irrelevant wtf 😭

[modern mulch]

The other enemies I can kill but

[chrome forge]

just move out the way

[raven fern]

Be patient with the knights

[valid canopy]

#community-help

[winged obsidian]

yeah, still a bad design quirk

[raven fern]

@vapid reef

[winged obsidian]

I hope they fix that

[static steppe]

It's quite a sensitive matter, i was wondering if there a ticket system

[trim juniper]

Dm @vapid reef

[winged obsidian]

that's a legitimately unfair bug

[modern mulch]

Is the only way to get smithing stones to go into the Limgrave Tunnles?

[static steppe]

Thank you both

[modern mulch]

Tunnels*

[raven fern]

There’s a lot of ways, you should go through the limgrave caves for some extra runes too

[winged obsidian]

the noble and apostle are fine fights individually anyway for the most part

[modern mulch]

Where is that?

[valid canopy]

No worries 👍

[raven fern]

ummm I don’t remember 🔥

[modern mulch]

That’s fair ❤️

[raven fern]

haven’t played causally in a pretty long time

[winged obsidian]

it's in lake agheel

[raven fern]

yes, the north side, thank you

[winged obsidian]

the caves are all marked with orange circles on the map

[valid canopy]

I thought that started in Laurina of the lakes

[burnt helm]

Theres a few in weeping peninsula too

[chrome forge]

it’s not like the average player is staggering a roll or sleeping it tho, you’d have to be behind a pillar or standing on it, this also lets you jump back onto said pillar after riposte or you just wait

[winged obsidian]

it's still bad

[modern mulch]

I’m not sure, I’m entirely new to the game. I don’t have much of the map uncovered and I’m still learning the names of all of the areas.

[valid canopy]

Fair enough

[winged obsidian]

also I'm not referring specifically to the gsd fight

[valid canopy]

Lemme grab the YouTube video for you @modern mulch

[modern mulch]

Sorry I’m a bit of a bot, especially when it comes to games it this.

[chrome forge]

i was including all iterations of godskin noble

bridge noble has a wall you hit him through so you lit can’t crit or it can’t hit you

[winged obsidian]

you know I feel like I've had this convo with you like ten times now

[valid canopy]

No worries g

[burnt helm]

I was a bot once, you will become a true elden bot

[valid canopy]

It's an endless loop

[chrome forge]

i am the best at godskin duo so maybe that’s why i defend them

[winged obsidian]

go full bot mode and wear the Radahn set with the bloodhound fang

[winged obsidian]

ragebait of that level will not work on me

[chrome forge]

what’s rage bait about it

[modern mulch]

This whole game is rage bait

[valid canopy]

Yes

[winged obsidian]

Rykkard's skull rain is the most rage bait move I've seen

[chrome forge]

you just hold forward and run

[valid canopy]

On god

[winged obsidian]

"no visual clarity for 20 seconds"

[steel canyon]

im crine they dont believe you

[chrome forge]

it will all miss you

[modern mulch]

the bats are the WORST 😭

[raven fern]

I remember the godskin roll attack stopping midway a lot for me

[valid canopy]

I just spam moon veil tbh

[chrome forge]

don’t run so far away then

[raven fern]

and then just restarting

[whole walrus]

@eager citrus gank dead 😛

[winged obsidian]

thankfully he doesn't attack you while it's happening

[valid canopy]

Or the hammer

[winged obsidian]

he's so chill like that

[raven fern]

Sometimes it just jumps to the side and then continues when im right next to it

[chrome forge]

yeah it’s tied to his mega move iirc

[modern mulch]

Fair!

[winged obsidian]

bane of my bow only run

[raven fern]

I don’t usually run far away from that boss, im very close range

[modern mulch]

My favorite enemies are the Vulgar! ❤️

[winged obsidian]

easy to avoid with serpent hunter, dumbass will just keep trying to throw it out and you can stunlock loop him with the ash

[valid canopy]

Duel great spear and lance?

[winged obsidian]

"nyeh heheh"

[modern mulch]

They’re so cute 😭❤️

[raven fern]

uhhh whar

[winged obsidian]

wait till they stop laughing

[modern mulch]

I literally just run from them I can’t bring myself to harm them

[chrome forge]

that’s weird cus in my hours of learning and working with noble roll he’s broken it less than 10 times and it’s all been at far range

[valid canopy]

The lance with the great spear in rykards Arena hits him

Was very cool when I found out

[winged obsidian]

gee tarnished how come Mom let's you have 2 serpent hunter spears

[eager citrus]

@chrome forge hop in colo I'll drop you zwei off fist

I need to practice against that setup

[chrome forge]

i’m in bed

[raven fern]

Yeah idk what im doing lol, only happens in the volcano fight when im near it

[eager citrus]

:steamhappy:

[eager citrus]

bum

[raven fern]

but it never happens when it’s stuck behind the pillars

[whole walrus]

should i even bother with valley of drakes

[eager citrus]

did you get rtsr

[winged obsidian]

the noble's roll honestly goes on a little too long

[whole walrus]

what

[eager citrus]

red tear stone ring

[whole walrus]

yeah i have it

[raven fern]

it goes on way too long, just spending 20 seconds poking the guy

[eager citrus]

have you been down through blighttown

[chrome forge]

ah, that’s probs an issue with his pathing where he side steps to avoid an object. it shouldn’t happen if you deal with roll the optimal way but id have to see a clip of it happening to you

[whole walrus]

i need to find blighttown first

[valid canopy]

Marika favours me

[raven fern]

That makes sense, it’s always near the fog wall where all the benches are

[eager citrus]

either finish the depths (you get large ember here) or go through the cave in valley of drakes

[winged obsidian]

Marika doesn't favor her own children, that's pretty impressive

[whole walrus]

the depths?

[winged obsidian]

world's worst mother

[burnt helm]

What does Marika favor?

[raven fern]

Me

[eager citrus]

yup

[burnt helm]

The shaman

[winged obsidian]

when I'm in a worst mom contest and my opponents are the witch of izalith and marika

[eager citrus]

it's the area after lower undead burg

[whole walrus]

alr time to reexplore

[winged obsidian]

genocide

[burnt helm]

Now the name makes sense

[winged obsidian]

you ain't from the lands between if you've never done this before
destroys an entire culture

[valid canopy]

Frenzy

[burnt helm]

I wonder how big TLB really is in lore

[valid canopy]

We never got the badlands

[winged obsidian]

as long as Chile and as wide as Brazil

[valid canopy]

And a cut clip of the halingtree was released recently

[burnt helm]

So south America

I was thinking Asia

[valid canopy]

💀

That would be massive

[winged obsidian]

Marika is a Chinese empress, it all makes sense now

[valid canopy]

😭

[burnt helm]

Wait a minute

The world im creating started as my idea of a lore accurate elden ring

[winged obsidian]

Chinese history be like: "after the overthrowing of Zhang Fei the mad, he was deposed by his rival Wu Li the cruel and impoverished the country for a century"

they really be going through it

[chrome forge]

lu bu and cao cao

idk i only know dynasty warriors

[winged obsidian]

don't mess with lu bu

[chrome forge]

he’s so cool

Mongolian or sum

big ass man

[burnt helm]

Did yall see that cutscene of miquella planting the haligtree?

[valid canopy]

Ye

[winged obsidian]

lu bu spinning a wheel to decide who he'll fight for that week

(he will betray them mid battle before the 4th day)

[burnt helm]

It kind of just confirmed what most already knew tho

[raw pelican]

My bro said dark souls 3 is an open world game someone plz help his brain

[gleaming flower]

Where the og people

[raw pelican]

I saw that I was like bruh lookin for spicy content in the eldin ring chat

[raven fern]

what

[gleaming flower]

No it was typo

[raw pelican]

I figured once you edited it haha

[raven fern]

I’m og, I’m from 2023 but changed my name so I could be secret

[gleaming flower]

Elden ring and o f doesn't really mix. Unless you do cosplay every time. Which is kinda weird

[raven fern]

I’m new here actually

[gleaming flower]

Hmmm. Idk if I know you

[raw pelican]

If it’s a dung eater cosplay I’m fappin

[raven fern]

that’s the point 🧐

[gleaming flower]

Oh lol

[raven fern]

You tryna get banned 😭

[gleaming flower]

Do mods even linger here anymore??

[raven fern]

yes, often

[gleaming flower]

Where's opal

[raven fern]

no se

[gleaming flower]

Oh

Is opal still here though

[dusky dune]

yes

[raw pelican]

o sorry you’re right I’m usually more shy with my humor. I’m drunk and will see myself out lol

[gleaming flower]

Don't leave !

Do you wanna do a vc ? I'm literally so frustrated right now lool

[gleaming flower]

Oh okay. Thank you

[raven fern]

why are you frustrated 🧐

[gleaming flower]

Because the game is fcking irritating

But I love the game. (( Kill me

[raw pelican]

That won’t go well seems how I’m in a bar. I just don’t go out much so I’m on my phone talking to the real cool people 🤣

[gleaming flower]

Well it's okay. You could listen buddy

Buckaroo

[raw pelican]

There would not be much listening considering the loud ass band playing bad music 🥲

[gleaming flower]

Then take a long walk outside

Lol fineeee

[raven fern]

I don’t really like bars 🤒

[gleaming flower]

Samesies

[raven fern]

I feel uncomfortable drinking outside of a house/apartment

[gleaming flower]

Agreed.

[raw pelican]

You n me both. Much rather smoke and have a drink at home on the game. Especially cause lately I just been playing ps2

[gleaming flower]

I wanted to vent about how much I hate this game. And love it at the same time

🫪 . But fine nvm

[fallen walrus]

DS2 has the most OP magic in the franchise

[gleaming flower]

What games on PS2?

[raven fern]

I would love to vc but I have work at 6am and it’s midnight lol

[gleaming flower]

Damn

[fallen walrus]

Bros gonna get a hefty 4 hours of sleep

[raw pelican]

I have a weird thing for shi*ty licensed games so ghost rider, family guy, the godfather, matrix. Few others lol

[cedar matrix]

hello

[gleaming flower]

Oh damn eh. That's cool

[raven fern]

It’s such a great idea, I know

[coral crest]

Hello

[gleaming flower]

Lool yupp

[fallen walrus]

I'd rather have no sleep than like 1 to 3 hours

[gleaming flower]

Wtf is wibblewobble

[gleaming flower]

True.. I can only sleep for short amount of time if I have something to look forward to. Most days there's zero.

[vivid hull]

[fallen walrus]

Now that I've 100% Elden Ring and every souls game what do I even do?

[gleaming flower]

Find another game to 100%

[fallen walrus]

When does duskbloods come out

[gleaming flower]

Like ghost of tsushima... Which is a huge game

[fallen walrus]

I didn't like that one very much

[gleaming flower]

Why

[fallen walrus]

I finished it though

[gleaming flower]

Oh ok. Welp

[raw depot]

lies of p?

[fallen walrus]

Maybe it was just open world fatigue. Felt kinda like style over substance

[raven fern]

Get a pc and play Ultrakill

[raw pelican]

I have platinumed yotei those games are amazing

[raw pelican]

Top 5 game for me of all time

[fallen walrus]

I guess I'll try that one out. Wonder how it'll stack up though.

[gleaming flower]

That's lovely. I enjoyed watching them on twitch but it's a huge game. I dunno when I'll have it myself.

[fallen walrus]

I have a PC. And isn't that just a Quake ripoff

[raw depot]

interesting, it's definitely one of those games

[raven fern]

Elden Ring is a dark souls ripoff

[raw depot]

did you like sekiro?

[plucky sleet]

what the bollocks do you want

[fallen walrus]

Yeah

[raw depot]

it's basically sekiro parry mechanic + bloodborne theme

kinda

[fallen walrus]

Oh I see

I thought it was Pinocchio themed

[waxen nacelle]

besides that being a year ago i was deadass just @ing to see if you would respond

[raven fern]

it’s steampunk im pretty sure

[raw depot]

yeah this

[winter vale]

i realized depth mode is trash and u can totally stop being scammed, the way it works is when u win it keeps giving u fair matches untill u lose, it will start to give u harder ones but like a really broken ones , if u decrease ur depth mode from 4-5 it comes back to normal

[plucky sleet]

well I responded

[raven fern]

wym by the last part

[waxen nacelle]

hai

[plucky sleet]

hello

[winter vale]

if u de threat from ur depth level like 4 or 5

[dusky dune]

play another game

did you play armored core 6

[plucky sleet]

what now

[winter vale]

u will start getting boss matches like gaping jaw more often ( which is one of the easiest )

[waxen nacelle]

thats all

[winter vale]

but when u lose, u will get a spam of dreglord/balancers and everdark libra

its a scam pretty much, depth mode broken

[raven fern]

interesting, I’m pretty sure there’s a probability chart tho

[plucky sleet]

I remember when I was top dog around here

[raven fern]

showing which bosses you’re more likely to get

[plucky sleet]

now I'm just a fart in the wind

[raven fern]

that’s so tuff

[raw depot]

i think ur just unlucky bruh😭😭

[raven fern]

yeahhh

[gleaming flower]

I been trying to get the weapon from Bernahl

[raven fern]

I’ve never gotten the Dreglord or nightlord in DoN

[gleaming flower]

Thank fck. I finally can

[waxen nacelle]

you deadass a random

[gleaming flower]

I think I remember you?

[plucky sleet]

don't rub it in my face

[waxen nacelle]

thats cuz everyone gone bro everyone dipped

[gleaming flower]

I'm still here.

[waxen nacelle]

we got people talking about elden ring now its insane

[plucky sleet]

what's elden ring

[waxen nacelle]

this how i find out this elvyde

[raven fern]

mom, what’s a video game?

basically it’s a game

[waxen nacelle]

ok bye

[plucky sleet]

ok hello

[gleaming flower]

Yaaaa

[plucky sleet]

is opal still around

[gleaming flower]

Yea

We can react to messages again ?

[plucky sleet]

tell that guy he's like a piece of cat food

[gleaming flower]

How you guys been

[plucky sleet]

horrific

[gleaming flower]

Yeaa. Understandable

[plucky sleet]

is that who I think it is

[plucky sleet]

I'm not thinking so I don't know

[plucky sleet]

all I remember is cat sticker person

[raw pelican]

I like it more than fromsoft games except maybe Eldin ring, but that’s just me I know a lot of people would say probably ds3 and bloodborne are better.

[plucky sleet]

it might be that person

[plucky sleet]

I've lost my whimsy

[stable flare]

godskin enjoyer as boc in the new movie

[kind quail]

now we're talking

[dim mason]

Count bleck mentioned omg

[stable flare]

!!

[dim mason]

Like spotting an extinct animal in the wild, holy cow

[raven fern]

You’re all animals to a guy like me

[plucky sleet]

woof

[raw depot]

honestly i'd probably say that too, lies of p has a clear and immersive story

[burnt helm]

Lies of Paul

I swear that mf is lying, hes fishy

Invincible

Yall fw daredevil???

Yall fw Rise of Kingdoms?

Yall fw Resident Evil 2 remake??

[raw pelican]

Yeah I just love how weird and twisted they made the world of Pinocchio, add on a good story, a blend I Victorian gothic and lovecraftian art style, plus that sick weapon system? Take my money.

[burnt helm]

I want a Alice in Wonderland souls like

[raw pelican]

It’s no re4 or requiem but one of the better games for sure 🔥

[raw pelican]

Yes plzzz. Ever played Alice in madness or madness returns whatever that game was called?

[burnt helm]

Nah but I'll take a gander

[halcyon kernel]

Yes indeed

[raw depot]

two dragons sword gotta be one of the best weapons in soulslike it's so fun

[raw pelican]

It’s pretty dark for Alice in wonder land and is sort of what you’re asking for in my opinion. Awesome game, cheap on steam.

[raw pelican]

Ball knowledge 🤝

[burnt helm]

Is crimson desert overrated? Ion like the way it looks

[raw pelican]

What does ball knowledge even mean? I just wanted to fit in and people say it when they agree with somebody.

[raw pelican]

Oh it’s Alice: Madness returns

But idk about crimson I haven’t gotten it

[raw depot]

u used it right lol

[burnt helm]

It means you acknowledge someone's obscure knowledge on a topic

Or acknowledge your own

[hot seal]

Hi to everyone!

[burnt helm]

Greetings

Or as they say in French

Hello (in french)

Wait isnt it oui

[hot seal]

Do they actually say that in French?

[burnt helm]

Idk French, I just like French fries

Jaimappel or whatever

[hot seal]

Arent french fries american?

[burnt helm]

I think an American made it in France

Or maybe that was the hamburger

[hot seal]

I think hamburgers were made in hamburg

[dusky dune]

again?

[burnt helm]

But maybe by an American

[dusky dune]

wait reacting wasnt new?

[warped wren]

Guys did anyone played knightreign

[hot seal]

I havent even finished the base game

[burnt helm]

Oh French fries originated in Belgium

[hot seal]

Is belgium in france?

[burnt helm]

Nah its a country

[olive sparrow]

It’s an island

[burnt helm]

The term French fries was just popularized in like ww1

[burnt helm]

It will be

[manic arrow]

What are your favourite top two talismans?

[dusky dune]

Belgium is a country and originated fries but different kind. They were much thicker, French Fries are thinner

[burnt helm]

Turtle and the hand one

[plucky sleet]

it's you

[winged obsidian]

i disdain the way French forced silent letters into my native tongue

it's their fault, the modern French speakers of course

[burnt helm]

True. But I call 20 diff types of fries French fries

[hot seal]

I use one that buffs magic and the one that buffs health

[burnt helm]

Potato wedges are good

[dusky dune]

Cutting it into thin straps was a french technique and it was done to fries by WW1 Soldiers, so it was mistaked as French Fries IIRC

[hot seal]

Yes I am a magic user

[warped wren]

Just wanted to know if nightreign is worth buying

[burnt helm]

I think my favorite is the one that enhances cast speed to the utmost

[dusky dune]

i like the weight one

[native tree]

Subjective, watch some gameplay on it and see if you think it looks fun

[burnt helm]

Or the lighting scorpion charm bc I like lighting :]

Yall wanna go outside?

[warped wren]

I want to play it with friends but I heard the co op feature is not good

[dusky dune]

wdym?

[native tree]

Idk, i think the co-op works fine imo

[warped wren]

I see

[dusky dune]

Do you mean like network issues or mechanically?

[burnt helm]

I need to play nightreign, I bought it when it came out but it ran weird on my PC and havent tried it since

[warped wren]

Mechanically. I heard that co op is only till u kill one boss after that the host need to resummon again

[burnt helm]

Thats just on the base game

[warped wren]

Ohhhh

[burnt helm]

Nightreign is at its roots a co-op roguelike

Imo

[warped wren]

Thanks for telling me.

[burnt helm]

So you can just run it till yall die or win

[warped wren]

🤣

I will buy it then

[burnt helm]

Mobility is also fun on there

And its a very pretty game too

[languid merlin]

Elden Ring, or rather any souls game, is notorious for poor co-op accessibility

[warped wren]

Does it support Cross platform

[languid merlin]

No.

[warped wren]

Ohhh

[burnt helm]

Nightreign doesnt?

I thought that would've been the exception

[warped wren]

It's ok I think I will buy it which platform my friends are comfortable

Thanks for helping me guys, i truly appreciate it

[burnt helm]

Np

[languid merlin]

Of course

[languid merlin]

Sadly not

[dense holly]

.

[fallen walrus]

DS2 fans when you want a boss that isn't just a large enemy surrounded by a bunch of little enemies: 🤬

[languid merlin]

Hey but atleast the Ng is good

[cedar matrix]

Dbd

[glossy yarrow]

ds2 peak

[fallen walrus]

DS2 fans when you show them a big fat boss that rolls around: 😲😲

[languid merlin]

hey I mean, pretty sure every soulsborne has that

[dusky dune]

Nope

I imagine Duskbloods also won't

[dusky dune]

Soo.. every souls game

[native tree]

Deebeedee

[dusky dune]

Also you can't diss Covetous Demon 😢

[gleaming flower]

Yes there was a time where we couldn't

[gleaming flower]

Oh it's you. It's been forever

[languid merlin]

jeez Elvyde

[gleaming flower]

What

[languid merlin]

No it just has been forever

[gleaming flower]

Oh. Heeellooo

[languid merlin]

How’ve you been keeping up

[gleaming flower]

I've been okay .. lotta struggling lol how about you

[dusky dune]

Yeah, I mean we were able to react before in the past?

[gleaming flower]

Yea. It was taken away. And now it's back

Because years ago there used to be drama. And people would do it for rude reasons lol

[dusky dune]

Oh damn

[languid merlin]

Been fine, got crippled so now that’s a whole thing lmao

[dusky dune]

Hope we use it well now

[mild escarp]

is nightrein worth it

[gleaming flower]

Nooooooo omg. Are you okay

What happened?

Do you wanna vc. Or are you not able

[languid merlin]

Yeahh I’m good, just about the only interesting thing that’s happened lol

[gleaming flower]

I know it's late

[languid merlin]

nooo I really appreciate it, it’s been a bit so I’ve gotten over the mental aspect and whatnot

[velvet canopy]

get better soon

[gleaming flower]

Damn .... My life has been depressing. I'm grateful how far I've come on my own. But damn, life really is as sss

[gleaming flower]

Yea I understand, I know what it's like to be in constant pain. But not to your extent

[languid merlin]

That’s great that you’ve progressed, glad to hear

[gleaming flower]

Only slightly

[languid merlin]

Hey atleast you have, and I hope the both of us can get through it all just fine

[languid merlin]

Thank you 🙏

[mild escarp]

sending prayers

[languid merlin]

thanks Sausage 🙏

[gleaming flower]

I was in accident in 2016. The year I graduated high school. I was in constant pain for years. I did physical therapy in 2024. Years later yes. But it was needed because I needed to make sure I could nib things in the bud before my pain got worse.

I had physical therapy a year or so after the accident. But it was right after the accident so it didn't really do anything tbh ... Lol

[languid merlin]

wow, really sucks it has to happen then, but I’m glad you were able to recover later

is it completely recovered or still partial?

[gleaming flower]

I have be cautious and aware of not ignoring the pain. But years later it definitely helped

[languid merlin]

That’s good

[gleaming flower]

Completely fine.

I just had other things rise up. Because of the accident

[languid merlin]

Oh sorry to hear that

[gleaming flower]

But how about you? Is it arthritis or like a bone thing

Like back issues or

[languid merlin]

Long story short, I destroyed my knee while kickboxing
Took an MRI and found I tore multiple ligaments holding my knee cap and even worse, various genetic disorders that are incurable that affect my ability to walk once an injury occured

Essentially a ticking time bomb that needed a major dislocation to explode

[gleaming flower]

Omgg...

[languid merlin]

we’ll see how it goes, but I appreciate your concern ❤️

[gleaming marlin]

damn

[light lark]

ngl i be invading peoples worlds just to goof around

[velvet drift]

So I just got the game, how do I elden ring?

[night lava]

does entering lendeyll have a different route to it in ng plus or am i missing sum

[languid merlin]

It’s so fun to stealth invade

[light lark]

even tho most of the time they eviscerate me

[celest remnant]

@velvet canopy u a big smell felly ahhh got em

[languid merlin]

uhhh first you Elden Ring I think

[velvet canopy]

i had a stroke reading this

[light lark]

dropped this one guy 20 marika runes and he slimed me with 2 other people

[velvet canopy]

wat i do

[languid merlin]

Then you obtain Rivers and also Mohgs spear and also mimic

[celest remnant]

Send me your life energy so I can stop getting KOed by taxidermy

I seem to always get sam targeted

He dies, the taxidermy goes "boopa doop", possesses his body, and he stands up and blasts leigh with a shotgun

[light lark]

WE only use jarwight puppet around here son