general-discussion

[frozen patrol]

ironeye passive one shots ed augur

[sick storm]

ironeye passive is actually kinda good ngl

less rng in the rng game

[frozen patrol]

having to rely on getting seppuku for your passive stinks

[frozen patrol]

yeah i’m jus kidding

[harsh elbow]

If we wanna talk about the passive of all time look at bagcraft

[frozen patrol]

thank god for the wylder passive rework by the way

[hazy sand]

I never noticed ironeyes passive icl lol

[frozen patrol]

thank god the game didn’t launch without it

[frozen patrol]

it’s definitely there but it’s nothing noticeable unless you do a massive comparison

[chrome forge]

can we have iframes on wylder passive ? multihits make it useless

[nova jetty]

Do I get locked out of anything if I kill Messmer?

[chrome forge]

hornsent quest

[frozen patrol]

you get locked out of alot of stuff after you burn the sealing tree after messier

[chrome forge]

summon hornsent while messmer id dying

[frozen patrol]

i mean there’s no downside to summoning him off rip

apart from aggro ig

[rapid atlas]

Oh thanks

[frozen patrol]

i think nightreigns biggest fall was the lack of build potential for a souls game spinoff

more build options in kings field

[pastel cove]

you elden ring bums should be glad that you dont have to fight the four kings

[frozen patrol]

i’m sure glad i don’t have to fight one of the easiest bosses in ds1

[pastel cove]

new game plus says otherwise

[nova jetty]

Ty

[pastel cove]

first tried every NG+ boss except for the four kings

[acoustic summit]

Already did

[chrome forge]

the only not easy boss

[acoustic summit]

not a big fan of them but they're no bed of chaos

[pastel cove]

bed of chaos is easy

[halcyon kernel]

Put on havel armor

[pastel cove]

1 sec

[frozen patrol]

still easy

[carmine chasm]

hi

[frozen patrol]

nothing changes

[carmine chasm]

im new i js downloaded elden ring i have 2 questions

[jagged widget]

Hyello

[wooden bough]

is uchigatana and rivers of blood duel good combo

[native stream]

rivers of blood is an ash of war stick, no real reason to use another katana alongside it

[jagged widget]

Effective

[dawn sable]

What's up

[carmine chasm]

1. i just sprinted thru every NPC to my way to first boss margit
2. how do we parry ( i have played sekiro as my only souls game idk sht about elden ring)

[carmine chasm]

was i wrong for sprinting thru every npc 😭

[native stream]

no that's a good way of evading being overwhelmed and dying

parrying requires a shield with the parry ash of war applied

[jagged widget]

This is an open world game
Ignoring the open world will put you at a disadvantage

[carmine chasm]

idk i js downloaded i have a shld but the parry or block is very slow

like takes forever to come up

i feel side dashing is easier

[hazy sand]

Parries are not the same as sekiro

[carmine chasm]

here parries dont need to be perfet timed?

[jagged widget]

Parrying is also not the main way to play the game
You can't parry most bosses
If you've done the tutorial, you'd know rolling and blocking is the way

[hazy sand]

Some attacks are parryable others aren’t, parrying an attack stops and enemy for a second

[carmine chasm]

no.. i dint

[jagged widget]

Go back into the grave and do the tutorial

This isnt sekiro, not even close

[carmine chasm]

do we have a quick tp or do i have run all the way back

[jagged widget]

Yes, sites of grace

[native stream]

open your map and view your sites of grace, you can fast travel to them

[hazy sand]

It’s a bit weird, parries have startup frames and then the parry window so you have to time it a specific way, you wanna start the parry before the attack would land basically

[carmine chasm]

yeah i got all of em till now in the story

[carmine chasm]

i was playing it like sekiro up until this point

[hazy sand]

Yeah it’s nothing like sekiro lol

[outer gate]

who up getting dressed to go to the shop

[hazy sand]

You

[carmine chasm]

done where is the tutorial tho

[outer gate]

Correct

[hazy sand]

We are both purple lucky, woah

[carmine chasm]

im at grave

[sharp knoll]

Wanna see my live gameplay

[tardy kernel]

no

[outer gate]

[jagged widget]

Go down, talk to the ghostly man, jump into the cave

[sharp knoll]

😭

[outer gate]

Purple Pony Club

[sharp knoll]

Oki

[carmine chasm]

hold up let me find him

[native stream]

historians will say they were room mates

[outer gate]

They are the exact same person

oh my GOD

the Usb adapter I ordered doesn't even fit in my fan

[hazy sand]

God: “hi”

[outer gate]

[native stream]

Doppelbanger

[outer gate]

6 bucks WASTED

thanks amazon

[nova matrix]

Ur welcome

[hardy drift]

uhggghgghg

[pastel cove]

dang that actually worked ty

[jagged widget]

After you're done, I suggest you don't rush back to Margit, and take things slow, like looking for the cave you missed at the beginning

[outer gate]

what ails you

[rapid atlas]

Does have some i-frames i think but yeah can be useless on multi hits like ed pest laser

[nova matrix]

Rockjoint

Should I rub a little blisterwort on it

[hardy drift]

Grasshoppers again, I feel like I'm gonna pass out because my heartrate keeps spiking everytime I go outside

[jagged widget]

And drink some chamomile

[rapid atlas]

Also useless if a boss follows up with another attack

[sick storm]

yep should give 10 minutes of iframes and auto-upgrade ur weapon

[jagged widget]

They won't hurt you and care little about you

[carmine chasm]

alr yeah thanks im at this cave boss guy

[rapid atlas]

😹

[carmine chasm]

the tutorial did help a bit

[twilit hedge]

and an AI that plays the game for you

[twilit hedge]

Soldier of God Rick

[carmine chasm]

also i see this game has a stealth blow is it like sekiro's? garunteed one tap

[hardy drift]

Ik but they are literally swarming everything and have grown to be like 10x bigger than normal grasshoppers, not to mention they're like enraged now and flying around the school during every passing period I literally wanna cry because they keep landing on me and touching me

[carmine chasm]

yup

[winged ibex]

Holy I just got the "Beat the game under 4 hours" trophy in resident evil 7

[twilit hedge]

atleast it’s not flies

[sudden isle]

What is the watchdog mod called to protect vs hackers?

[jagged widget]

Grasshoppers are not enraged at you, they probably think you're a weird rock or something

[twilit hedge]

congratulations you escaped silent hill

[outer gate]

that sounds awful actually

[winged ibex]

Well I mean the Parkour of dying light was a bit dated but yet it felt fresh

[twilit hedge]

worse if it’s flies

[hardy drift]

No they are enraged, last time there were so many they just sat quietly for the most part but now ALL of them are jumping around, you can't even see parts of some of the building walls because it's just brown grasshoppers

[twilit hedge]

they probably don’t even know what rage is

[sick storm]

i wonder who the auto upgrade part of that message was directed at

[hardy drift]

And the hallways are literally lined with them like some kind of paint coating

[rapid atlas]

[hardy drift]

They weren't in the buildings before

I deadass saw one damn near the size of my palm and I have fairly big hands

[fallen walrus]

I sure hope not

[rapid atlas]

I dont need cheat death anyways, im just so good at game

So still blue fists

😹 ✌️

[twilit hedge]

Hello, I am Dhar Ksolss-Thoo

[acoustic summit]

Soon we'll have Fallout bugs IRL

[jagged widget]

I'm very sure you're exaggerating the situation, but I'm not one to judge.
If you discuss it with others, you'll know for sure how big of a deal it is

[gilded dragon]

hello i am yucky

[olive sparrow]

@silk rapids monthly reminder that rykard exists

[hardy drift]

No I seriously am not and I really wish I was, but I live in the literal book definition of hell

[jagged widget]

It sounds like a good reason to cancel classes at least

[jagged widget]

You sure are pessimistic

[hardy drift]

I actually might need to leave early, one more passing period I might actually have a panic attack

[twilit hedge]

if u were in eternal hellfire school would be cancelled

surprised it’s not cancelled with what ur saying

[fallen walrus]

DS2 fans when you don't enjoy having to kill all 300 enemies in a level 12 times so that you don't get ganked during the boss runback: 🤬

[green yew]

What's the matter bro

[twilit hedge]

castle sol

[hardy drift]

They literally can't cancel it even if they wanted

[jagged widget]

That's alright, you should also discuss it with the head of your school or wtv

[twilit hedge]

zoom meetings?

[hardy drift]

Unlike some states they don't get to make up school days at the end of the year which means they can't cancel school even in like 120° weather

[hardy drift]

Our district doesn't do zoom because it's like bad or smth idek

[green yew]

Bro tell me what happened

[twilit hedge]

grasshopper infestation

[fallen walrus]

That makes no sense. What if an ef5 tornado is heading towards the school and there's a tsunami?

[hardy drift]

Grasshoppers, swarms of them, like thousands

[acoustic summit]

I love killing the same knight over and over again because he has a rare armor piece

[hardy drift]

Tsunami would be good but I live in a desert

[twilit hedge]

Real

[jagged widget]

Not the sandwave

[green yew]

Is it Kuroroushi?

[fallen walrus]

Ef5 tornado and a sandworm heading towards the school

[hardy drift]

He's a cockroach

[twilit hedge]

wouldnt ur school just call the exterminators and use pesticide

[hardy drift]

Sandworm > this school rn

[zinc oracle]

I kinda wanna kiss mogh. Goodbye now 👋

[twilit hedge]

that seems like an easy solution

[twilit hedge]

Why

[zinc oracle]

Why not

[winged ibex]

Would y'all rather spend a day in silent hill or a day in the racoon city?

[green yew]

So it's a grasshopper cursed spirit then i guess

[fallen walrus]

One thing I don't understand is why they didn't just eat the locusts during the famines

[acoustic summit]

ansbach burner account

[jagged widget]

Good approach but there'd be children roaming the school shortly after

[hardy drift]

They won't because they are broke as hell
They don't even spend money on PROM, it's all parent donations

[zinc oracle]

[hardy drift]

Top school in the district too ✌️

[fallen walrus]

I've never played that

[twilit hedge]

silent hill because i can say in my mind im guilty because i did not flirt with the dryad from terraria and she’ll appear and flirt with me

[hardy drift]

Fml and f this state bro

[green yew]

I'll spend a day in caelid

[hardy drift]

I live in caelid bro

[green yew]

Which state you from

[zinc oracle]

Arizona is HELL bro I'd rather be in caelid

[hardy drift]

az

[green yew]

Lemme google where that is

[zinc oracle]

Now ain't that crazy.

[winged ibex]

You would WHAT

[fallen walrus]

Could be worse. You could live in Flint Michigan

[winged ibex]

Fair enough

[hardy drift]

at least it's only like 80 smth degrees outside not 100 yet am i right guys ❤️🌹

[jagged widget]

Might be arizona

[fallen walrus]

Flint Michigan is like Elden Ring irl

[twilit hedge]

pretty smart silent hill manifests your fears

[zinc oracle]

Not for long bro. It's gonna be hell in like 3 days
I ain't ready for it.

[green yew]

Aight so you're from the bottom left corner of USA

[zinc oracle]

I still wear a black jacket all day though 🗣️

[native tree]

Cooked

[jagged widget]

Flee to mexico

[fallen walrus]

Aww man I sure would hate to see a big oily buff guy. Man that sure would be scary.

[twilit hedge]

real

im scared of casinos man

[zinc oracle]

I think Phoenix alone would make Malania turn back

[limpid falcon]

yo

[fallen walrus]

Phoenix Arizona residents when you don't enjoy having extra crispy skin and super melanoma: 🤬

[twilit hedge]

Ham

[winged ibex]

Touché, I mean you'd still have to look out for the cultists though

[zinc oracle]

What do you mean you don't want skin cancer and mobs of old rich people flooding the streets?!

Preposterous

[twilit hedge]

oh man id hate for my dream girlfriend to also have the ability to kill all these cultists

[zinc oracle]

Damn to bad I'm terrified of the cultists killing specific guy

Getting crimson desert on Friday:p

[fallen walrus]

Mobs of old people in the streets is genuinely one of the scariest things a person can experience. Old people will have 7 inch thick cataracts frosting their eyes and still be allowed to drive.

[winged ibex]

Wait can she?😭 I didn't know that since I'm quite new to terarria

[zinc oracle]

The 202 is synonymous with rainbow road if everyone else was near blackout drunk

[winged ibex]

Is it the same guy I'm thinking about?

[fallen walrus]

I hate roads

[hardy drift]

I love my state!!!!

[zinc oracle]

Oh you mean pothole-vill? Where they have construction THAT NEVER FINISHES

[zinc oracle]

I have no guy in mind so probably not 😭

Least there's testing so I get to sleep in while these plebians toil and trouble

Toil and boil

[winged ibex]

I thought you would manifest someone like Leon and let them handle the bunch😭

[fallen walrus]

One thing I always find weird about that is that a pothole takes like 10 minutes to fill. And yet they'll be shutting down roads that were perfectly fine. Also, who's the tubbo making all of these potholes?

[zinc oracle]

He'd backflip shoot me in the kidney and hit a oneliner

[ancient socket]

Elden Ring has kernel level anticheat right?

[twilit hedge]

id hate for her to be biologically engineered and have laser cannons inside of her arms

[fallen walrus]

I assume so since it runs so badly

[zinc oracle]

They'll ignore a majoras moon sized crater and close a entire block to fix a 3 centimeter wide hole

[fallen walrus]

Fr

[zinc oracle]

Gotta LOVE arizona.

[ivory tree]

Is there a moderator in chat?

[zinc oracle]

We have circle K and HELL

[ivory tree]

I’d like to inform them about something I wasn’t aware of

[fallen walrus]

Gee I sure hope so. This place is getting a lil too rowdy for my tastes.

[outer gate]

[ancient socket]

that'd be denuvo mainly, no? I haven't seen much about ACs making games run worse on many games else than denuvo protected ones

[outer gate]

AAAAH

[ancient socket]

tho why on earth would elden ring need KL AC

[ivory tree]

Oh. Well, if somebody was telling me that something, my friend told me about it could be a burnable offense about the capital with an elevator? I just wanted to inform them that I wasn’t aware of this.

[hazy sand]

Lucky please don’t explode

[ancient socket]

it's barely a multiplayer game 😭

multiplayer is too much actually, just ocassional co-op

[winged ibex]

That's leon for you hah

[raven fern]

Looks like that’s the last of him

[fallen walrus]

I've noticed every game that uses kernel level anticheat has a noticeable decline in performance than prior to its implementation. I'm not super up to date on these new systems though, so I can't say.

[winged ibex]

Damn why did I not think about that? Who would need leon when you have the whole arsenal strapped to your girlfriend

[fallen walrus]

Buddy I don't know what you're even talking about. But yeah I'm sure a mod will pop around soon enough

[ancient socket]

which games?

[fallen walrus]

They can sense the incoming chicanery

[fallen walrus]

Most recently resident evil 4 remake

[outer gate]

what's up

[twilit hedge]

and you could make love to your girlfriend

all with reverse psychology in silent hill

[fallen walrus]

Wait no that's anti piracy not anti cheat lol

Cuz the game is constantly checking if u own it

[ancient socket]

yeah, while it was having Denuvo it did lower performance a lot

tho it removed denuvo recently iirc

[fallen walrus]

Guys make sure to not pirate games they will run not better

[ancient socket]

delete this

[hot dome]

pls dont say that here lol

[ancient socket]

ticked to banlands

[fallen walrus]

Oh I was being ironic

But uh okay

[ivory tree]

. I haven’t played Elden Ring in a long time. A buddy of mine was talking to me yesterday and told me about a way you could get into the capital if you were playing co-op so I was gonna try today to ask if somebody if they could help me with that and then I was informed that that was a ban offense. I just wanna come forward and say I wasn’t aware of this but moving forward I won’t bring it up. That’s all!

[winged ibex]

I mean you could make love to leon too, just depends what you think about

[outer gate]

Uhh ok sure
if it's exploits/cheat stuff then yeah don't discuss that ideally

[ancient socket]

also it's mainly the games that have Denuvo's completely removed from them, some games don't completely remove it but instead make sure you pass every check

[fallen walrus]

I forget that the Internet needs like the /s /j thing or whatever. Y'know so the bots can understand my meanings when they collect all of my data and make a digital clone of me.

[outer gate]

Unfortunately we have to be quite strict on this stuff so choose your jokes carefully

[ivory tree]

No, don’t worry I won’t be doing it at all then I would very much like to keep my game account and my discord place here!! just wanted to bring it up before someone just like banned me out right for something I wasn’t aware of

[fallen walrus]

Okay yeah sure thing

[outer gate]

You're fine

[ancient socket]

Arasaka?! Cyberpunk refference?!

[fallen walrus]

I've never played that

[ancient socket]

missing out bad

very badly

actually words can't describe how good Cyberpunk and Edgerunners are

[modern mulch]

Hey guys, how do I get the summoning bell?

[ancient socket]

it's life changing

[modern mulch]

I tried chilling at night at the church and the lady never appears

[fallen walrus]

I've heard that which is why I'm waiting to play it. Until it's irrelevant.

[modern mulch]

Cyberpunk was good, the story was so short thou.

[outer gate]

if you've progressed too far for her to show up then then Twin Maiden Husks will sell it at the roundtable

[ancient socket]

why wait?

[modern mulch]

That’s probably why! Thank you Lucky 🙂

[fallen walrus]

This is going to sound rude but like cyberpunk is kinda like a redditor game in my head y'know. A franchise in a similar vein to like star wars or something.

[hazy sand]

The required story was a perfect length I think, the quality comes from the side content

[ancient socket]

God, Cyberpunk quests are so well done I remember almost each of them, they have a special place in my heart

[modern mulch]

That’s very true!

[fallen walrus]

So I have to wait till it's obscure. So I don't affiliate it with that anymore.

[hazy sand]

Play it and get your mind changed fr

[nova matrix]

Ur obscure

[modern mulch]

It was such a beautiful game.

[nova matrix]

Play what you want no one cares

[ancient socket]

holy larping

[fallen walrus]

I would but I have to finish 50 games before that one. I'm going down a list

[ancient socket]

imagine playing games by a list dawg 💔

[fallen walrus]

Up next is Rockstar Table Tennis

[twilit hedge]

with the constant threat of mutant zombies

[ancient socket]

and the DLC was CRAZY

OH MY GOD, I felt as if I was ASCENDING towards the end

[hazy sand]

I get a long ass list of games too tbf

[fallen walrus]

I gotta keep things organized

[hazy sand]

What ending you do

[rotund lichen]

can anyone give me some runes

[fallen walrus]

Otherwise I'd just be jumping from game to game not finishing anything

[brave juniper]

i want to reach moghwyn palace but my varre is still standing at the first steps site of grave and he just tells me to go to the roundtable hold what do i do?

[modern mulch]

The bats at night at CRAZY

[fallen walrus]

Yeah there's these guys called bosses they can give you runes

[fickle needle]

Hello, you can trade in here #how-to-access-trade-channels

[modern mulch]

Are*

[rotund lichen]

thanks bro

[fickle needle]

after you complete it, you will get access to trading channels

[ancient socket]

|| sent So Mi to the moon, and especially when you contact the blackwall right before getting to the train was CRAZY, everything slowing down into a silence and then everyone fading on a click|| , my god, cyberpunk was the adventure of a lifetime

[fallen walrus]

Why don't yous spend 500 hours farming likes the rest of us!

[hazy sand]

Best choice W

[ancient socket]

And Edgerunners, I cried for 20 minutes at the ending

[hazy sand]

I refuse to do the other endings

[fickle needle]

have you gone to the roundtable hold and at least spoken to the npcs?

[ancient socket]

I finished it in 2 days and then the 3rd day I restarted it

[jagged widget]

phantom liberty also has endings?

[hazy sand]

4 endings yeah

[jagged widget]

i failed phantom liberty at the dogtown quest :C

[rare coral]

there is another way to get to moghwyn palace without varre, if you have defeated Morgott already but it does require u to beat a mini boss

[fallen walrus]

Wow if you think about it Elden Ring is like the dark souls of open world games 🤔

[fickle needle]

didn't finish cyberp and phandom liberty so I'm excusing myself

[fallen walrus]

Elden Ring is like Skyrim and Dark souls had a baby 🤔

[brave juniper]

i have im in +3 or smth also i just dont know why he dont want to go to rose church

[brave juniper]

i have personal beef with that dude for the medaillon half

[ancient socket]

I legit don't know how to even describe how good cyberpunk and Edgerunners are

[raven fern]

And Tetris

[fallen walrus]

This server is like the dark souls of open world video game servers

[raven fern]

I wish I had the drugs you had

[fallen walrus]

I'm high on life brother

[ancient socket]

I'd describe them as the best experiences I had my whole life but then people would say I'm an antisocial dweeb

[raven fern]

I’m high on marijuana

[ancient socket]

Marie Ioana

[raven fern]

@raven fern you can’t send links here

La Llorona???

[fallen walrus]

Erm dude... That's not marijuana.. that's erm.. foot fungus... Gross

[raven fern]

Number 15

[fallen walrus]

If scarlet rot were real people would put it in a vape or something

If you think about it smoking cigarettes is like the dark souls of vaping 🤔

[celest remnant]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/925109090502116 Bout died, this is like one of mine

goofy parrots

[fallen walrus]

I don't want to log in or sign up to view

[celest remnant]

I wouldn't, nor was I expecting that sadly

(It is a parrot, stealing shrimp off his owners plate)

[dim pawn]

Buh I'm back

[celest remnant]

He was successful

[jagged widget]

greetings back

[fallen walrus]

If you think about it parrots are like the Elden Ring of birds

[dim pawn]

Hes just so peak

[fallen walrus]

And crows are the dark souls of parrots

[celest remnant]

nah nah nah, they are the unnamed indie soulslike of birds

[fallen walrus]

Hmm

[celest remnant]

They're beautiful, fun, but one moment he's fun, the next moment he's REALLY DIFFICULT

[patent agate]

radahn the goat

[celest remnant]

I argued with Rufus for 45 minutes yesterday about eating sweet potato

[fallen walrus]

No

[celest remnant]

he eats sweet potato ALL the time in his chop but I wanted him to try whole sweet potato and he wasn't having it

he is a hyancinth that is basically bald because I purchased him from a failing zoo in my area

[jagged widget]

logic you have a bird?

[celest remnant]

(He developed a problem with smartphones because of flash photography)

[celest remnant]

two

[jagged widget]

thats cool

[half steeple]

hi

[patent agate]

i have 3 dogs loyalty to me i mean my bros

[jagged widget]

unless theyd take the first opportunity they can to flee to brazil

[fallen walrus]

Guys I was thinking I actually have the best life of all people on earth right now

[jagged widget]

cherish it

[dim pawn]

PeakCR

[patent agate]

iam send add to you accepted him

[celest remnant]

Marco @jagged widget

[fallen walrus]

I have a job where I don't have to talk to anyone, my favorite YouTubers uploaded today. And I have an untouched 1 liter mountain dew Baja blast in my room rn. Can any of you really say your life is as good as mine? Not likely

[celest remnant]

and I can't get a photo of rufus because he's a big baby

so here's a hyancinth stand-in

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-gif-24134236

[fallen walrus]

That's too big

They should not be that big

[celest remnant]

he's a big boi with a big heart and is almost as snuggly as this guy

but he's also balding

[fallen walrus]

Or maybe that lady is really small

[celest remnant]

because people with smartphones are asses

[celest remnant]

no, bird large

[jagged widget]

he looks like an image that teaches you about a migraine

[fallen walrus]

Did you just say a bird is balding

Even birds can't escape the ridicule

[jagged widget]

but he looks cool

[fallen walrus]

And they don't got monoxidil I don't think

Birdoxidil

[celest remnant]

They are EXCEPTIONALLY large birds and the alternative for Rufus was him being sold off to someone who wouldn't appreciate him

[jagged widget]

wow logic i didnt know you were this handsome

[celest remnant]

that's not me, still stand-in

[fallen walrus]

Guys there are 1000 chickens outside of my house right now

They are too loud

[celest remnant]

if I try snapping pics of rufus and he catches sight of the phone, he'd hurt himself

so, we don't bring phones into his room

[fallen walrus]

Chickens gotta be in the top 30 worst birds

[jagged widget]

dang

[fallen walrus]

What do they even do

[jagged widget]

egs

[fallen walrus]

Make noises and fly for like half a second

[jagged widget]

and soo yum

[fallen walrus]

Yeah but what if you don't like eggs or chicken? Then they're useless

[lofty narwhal]

Hi guyyyyys

[celest remnant]

Produce eggs, produce meat, act as companions (believe it or not while they aren't the smartest bird, they are so deeply ingrained in our society that they are often kept as pets

[jagged widget]

easy to kill with your bare hands

[celest remnant]

So, use the egg to make a cake

use chicken to make tacos

use the shells of the egg to make nitrate powder for your plants

[lofty narwhal]

They're the best ones

[fallen walrus]

What if you don't like anything with chicken or eggs in it

[celest remnant]

use the bones of the chicken to add bone meal to that

[celest remnant]

i am literally listing these as we speak

use the feathers of the chicken to stuff your pillows, sell the meat

[fallen walrus]

Okay now what about 1000 chickens making annoying noises and running around the field near your house

Definitely top in the 30 worst birds to have a thousand of

[jagged widget]

less bad than 1000 parrots

[celest remnant]

Same process except now we sell them

[celest remnant]

WDYM 1000 parrots would be a huge boon

Do you know how valuable marco is?

[jagged widget]

they'd berate me into oblivion :C

[celest remnant]

He was 5000$ at time of purchase and since then his species entered the endangered species list

[fallen walrus]

You guys got it all figured out huh... You think you're so smart... You'll see. You'll see how life can break a man...

[celest remnant]

He is practically priceless now

[jagged widget]

youre an opportunist, i am a pessimist

[fallen walrus]

I don't get the hate for iceberg lettuce

It adds texture

[celest remnant]

it is all water

no flavor, no nutritional value

[fallen walrus]

Yeah and it adds texture. That's its only purpose.

[celest remnant]

it has to be dressed to be worth a damn to eat

or on a sandwich

[fallen walrus]

Maybe if you're 600 pounds

[celest remnant]

Oh? Explain how 90% of a ceasar salad is composed of this

[fallen walrus]

I like putting lettuce in my burritos

[celest remnant]

So, a sandwich, gotcha

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[fallen walrus]

Don't even start dude. Don't even go there.

[celest remnant]

I absolutely will, it is a sandwich with a different hat on

Bread, layered ingredients

this is a sandwich

[fallen walrus]

Yeah well I guess you're just a big sandwich too. A big fleshy sandwich

[celest remnant]

Nice try buddy my organs are a MESS

[fallen walrus]

Guess the earth is a sandwich too because of all of the layers.

[celest remnant]

you wanna call this LAYERED?

[celest remnant]

this lacks the bread component that turns layers into a sandwich

The earth is closer to a dip

think about it we have people literally digging for the best parts right now

[fallen walrus]

There's a reason we don't boil everything down to their simplest distinctions. A BURRITO USES TORTILLAS...

[celest remnant]

Which are?

[fallen walrus]

A sandwich uses bread

[fallen walrus]

Which are tortillas

[celest remnant]

A form of bread, because bread, isn't even a simple thing

do you know how many types of bread, how many shapes, actually exist?

[fallen walrus]

I'm sure this gets you lots of updoots on reddit but they're different

[celest remnant]

What does this look like to you?

[fallen walrus]

Everyone knows they're different and you're LYING TO YOURSELF

[celest remnant]

Go ahead, I'll wait

[fallen walrus]

Looks like pita bread or a tortilla. Depends on how thick it is and how it tastes.

[celest remnant]

WRONG this is SHRAK BREAD

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-shut-your-mouth-slap-slapping-gif-8050553153066707611

[fallen walrus]

Yeah well I didn't know that. Now I know it's shrak bread. And that's what I'll call it.

[celest remnant]

Ya know what Shrak bread is composed of?

[fallen walrus]

Carbon?

[celest remnant]

A milled GRAIN flatteened into a thin crispy sheet before being GRILLED

boy that sounds AWFULLY FAMILIAR

[fallen walrus]

Since we're dumbing everything down to their simplest ingredients

It's all just carbon

Great, how insightful...

[celest remnant]

Clearly doesn't know I eat sheet metal

[fallen walrus]

Whatever man... IM OUTTA HERE

[native stream]

starscourge radahn more like starsucks radahn

this arena jank is driving me mad

[celest remnant]

Zip around on torrent, smash into one of the many "obstacles" that barely count as a shield for anything, radahn charges arrow, die

I swear the charge time and the projectile speed used to be different

(faster)

[native stream]

I'm skipping arrow phase fortunately

its mostly the slam and delayed swipe that's throwing me off

[celest remnant]

What gets me is Radahn arrow breaks the debris yes?

So why can't I smash through on hornse

[native stream]

ye'

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/what-confused-persian-room-cat-guardian-gif-11044457

[native stream]

fromslop, simple

[celest remnant]

It's like TWO lines of code to add the player to that list

😭

[jagged widget]

i done eating

sorry for undervaluing parrots logic

[sudden sonnet]

Why is it that maliketh was so easy?, i heard some people saying his attacks where hard to dodge but they were pretty predictable, and didnt hit that hard (I fought him with 45 vigor)

[celest remnant]

naw naw you're good man food is more important than parrots because you cannot value parrots without being alive

[fleet pond]

Parrots have logic?

[jagged widget]

theres a trick to fighting his second phase, a good few people find the 1st phase harder too

[jagged widget]

no, but logic has parrots

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/dodgewrench-dodgeball-gif-22028517

Radahn charging up arrows

[gray wraith]

parrots can prolly speak better than u lel

[fleet pond]

This is true

[jagged widget]

this is the case for me

[bitter lodge]

Just tank em and keep fighting for a little longer like boromir

[celest remnant]

Yeah go ahead, tank something I throw Chris

[gray wraith]

fr

[jagged widget]

i got the message

[gray wraith]

same 😓😢😟

[fleet pond]

@gray wraith Too many emojis.

[native stream]

60%, decent progress so far I suppose

[celest remnant]

Baldurs Gate 3 needs to get that PVP hotqueue mode like divinity had

was really fun, you'd pick two archtypes and duke it out

[jagged widget]

i should play dos2

i think

[celest remnant]

Nice to see you btw homie

[celest remnant]

You should

[jagged widget]

i am grinding kcd2 right now

[rare coral]

dark of souls 2

yea u should

[jagged widget]

what i complained about kcd2 before is false

its actually pretty great

A- tier game

[sudden sonnet]

Malikeths Black Blade or the Black Blade incantation?

[rare coral]

what build are u

[sudden sonnet]

Str/Faith/Dex

[hexed kernel]

ngl
i had like no problem with boss arenas except for golden hippo arena

[rare coral]

if u can use it the incantation is pretty cool

[native stream]

usually isn't a problem outside of challenge runs

I'm doing rl1 +0 lol

[fleet pond]

I loved the golden hippo fight, reminded me of playing mh games with my friends

[chrome forge]

starscourge arena isnt that bad at all and you can roll

whats issue

[native stream]

am coping its okay

I keep whiffing attacks and its getting on my nerves lol

[chrome forge]

it sok

[jagged widget]

you misspelled suck

[fleet pond]

What is sok?

[river raven]

Did you know, sloths hold breath up to 40 minutes?

[chrome forge]

its ok

[twilit steeple]

I don't thanx for the info

[river raven]

You are welcome

[chrome forge]

you guys are hungry dogs for the minor gramatical errors that anyone does holy

[fleet pond]

Did you know humans can hold breath for infinite time, but they die after a while.

[still wren]

how many tarnished will it take to defeat a single MT in armored core 6

[river raven]

Can someone fact check that?

[twilit steeple]

Lemme test that real quick

[jagged widget]

depends on the rigor mortis i guess

[fleet pond]

Yeah, my friend already has you have to glue the mouth and nose shut

[river raven]

Crazily it’s probably not countable

[still wren]

what if we had 10000 tarnishrd do placidusax ruin

[plush plume]

does anyone here go to the gym im trying to program a split and just wondering what rep range should i do if i only have time for 2 sets per workout?

[native stream]

almost got it but wasn't flawless so we go again 😇

[river raven]

Then they’ll have a chance. But will the MT lose?

[fleet pond]

I do not go to the gym, I forever rot in a dark room

[river raven]

Nah, it’d win

[chrome forge]

dont let it take 12 hours

[merry bolt]

darn

[still wren]

idk but ac world do be quite crazy

[twilit steeple]

With the sole exception of Vince of course

[plush plume]

its okay g, games are all we need anyway

[still wren]

i bet ac's world can beat star wars

[river raven]

Are you picking up a fight pal

Pal u gonna lose

[twilit steeple]

Sure man I'm so scared

[river raven]

Bohoo

[twilit steeple]

I shat my pants

[river raven]

You’ll shat it again

[hazy sand]

It gets a bit weird cause ac has better like infantry and ground forces to anything in Star Wars, but Star Wars has a new planet destroyer invented every 50 years

[twilit steeple]

Sure boas

[river raven]

It’s baus

[twilit steeple]

My fault gang

[river raven]

Im not your gang, im the baus

[twilit steeple]

Lolz

[twilit steeple]

I'm assuming you've watched jjk right?

[river raven]

Ofc

[twilit steeple]

You read the manga?

[river raven]

Most definitely

[twilit steeple]

Yessssss

[river raven]

Yes

[twilit steeple]

Who is ur favorite character

[river raven]

It’s todo

[native stream]

got to 10% without getting hit this time and got slammed, L

[twilit steeple]

Love you for that answer ngl

[bitter lodge]

What’s the best anime/manga

[river raven]

Who doesn’t love todo man

[sudden sonnet]

Was megumi truly a fraud?

[twilit steeple]

True

[native stream]

potentially

[river raven]

Watch the two piece

[chrome forge]

win next time pls we need more er submissions chop chop

[sudden sonnet]

Like a potential man?

[twilit steeple]

He a bum

[native stream]

I'm working on it!!!

I'm not having a crazy amount of fun here I wanna do Mohg

[hearty zenith]

Good

[twilit steeple]

Do it

[sudden sonnet]

Tell that to reggie star

[twilit steeple]

Lol fair enough

[native stream]

need to do ss radahn first

[chrome forge]

do mohg then

[twilit steeple]

Ohhhh I see

[native stream]

the integrity of the run avari!!!

[chrome forge]

what

[native stream]

alab

need radahn

[chrome forge]

there is no rule stopping you from going to mohg rn

[chrome forge]

just highland axe

its more fun anyway

[twilit steeple]

But radhan is a peak boss fight

[native stream]

I'm looking for the optimal solutions here for the sheet I'm afraid

[twilit steeple]

And you can summon the whole gang for it

[native stream]

I'm not allowed to summon lol

[chrome forge]

🫨

[jagged widget]

white "chocolate" is so good..

[twilit steeple]

Why?

[native stream]

challenge run, RL1 +0 no aux

summoning goes against the spirit of it

[twilit steeple]

Ohhh I see

[bitter lodge]

Is it as good as one piece?

[twilit steeple]

Yeah ok my bad

[river raven]

Oh it’s twice better

[jagged widget]

what is thine weapon

[twilit steeple]

Yes it is

[bitter lodge]

that’s a high bar no way

[twilit steeple]

Ikr

[twilit steeple]

You should watch 3 piece as well

[still wren]

checjing on halo infinite

[native stream]

standard iron balls and a fire miseri

[still wren]

game is now dead

[jagged widget]

neat combo

[native tree]

4 years ago

[jagged widget]

do you use cragblade

[native stream]

no timed buffs allowed

[sick storm]

it's so bleak

[still wren]

covid moment

[jagged widget]

what does "aux" actually imply then

[proud widget]

Hii, I’m on the dlc on the Mesmer the impaler fight, looking for someone to team up with since apparently he keeps whooping my assss

[still wren]

huh i didnt expect d2 to hit all time peak after infinite, i thought d2 was an old game

[chrome forge]

status effect

[native tree]

#playstation-co-op

[native tree]

Avari

[chrome forge]

hi

[jagged widget]

so the timed buff is just an additional gimmick?

[twilit steeple]

Yooooooo I've been there 😭

[native tree]

Hru

[chrome forge]

shes saying timed buff to allow for statboosting things im pretty sure

[proud widget]

Died over and over last night from like 5pm-9pm

[chrome forge]

or like godrick greatrune

[outer gate]

Peak wins again

[jagged widget]

i asked about cragblade

[twilit steeple]

Typical souls boss 😭

[chrome forge]

what about it

its a timed buff

[native stream]

does gang not know his own restrictions

[twilit steeple]

What level are you on fragments

[frozen patrol]

ts is gonna lose to Destiny THREE

[teal geode]

It’s still 300k per day????

[native stream]

I kid

[teal geode]

What the HELL

[chrome forge]

what are you talking about then

[sick storm]

yearly expansions

[jagged widget]

i cant read

[sick storm]

that was the end of the first 10 years of the d2 story

also game released on console like 2? months before pc, so no peak at the start

[native stream]

I'm merely trolling
I specified timed cause physick and grease is allowed (not that I'm using grease)

[proud widget]

I don’t know off the top of my head but I know I missed a few cause I hadent learned all that much about the dlc, my base level is like 264 though

[outer gate]

Early access deckbuilder is what the world truly yearned for

[frozen patrol]

festive grease

[sick storm]

i am one of the 188k

[outer gate]

I will be after my food is finished cooking

[sick storm]

🔥

[white sleet]

Can someone help me decide between sorcery or incantation, i just beat that first white dragon at farum azula and I am dual wield katana dex build

[nova matrix]

How does it feel to be statistically accounted for

[chrome forge]

are you buffing with physic

[teal geode]

They must add 2 more acts and 4 more playable characters already

[twilit steeple]

Fragments contribute a lot to your stuff so my advice would be to gather more

[teal geode]

I yearn

[sick storm]

sts2 and metalgear godskin noble stream

[native stream]

yer

[chrome forge]

smelly

[sick storm]

good way to spend my evening

[frozen patrol]

katanas lean towards int, unless youre talking about a fully revamped build

[sick storm]

adequate !

[outer gate]

I yearn for you

[white sleet]

Fully revamp

[native stream]

optimal

[outer gate]

to GET HOME AND HOP ON THE GAME

[frozen patrol]

Incants are cooler imo

[outer gate]

[frozen patrol]

spells are repetitive designs

[white sleet]

Yea but doing damage also seems pretty cool tbh

[teal geode]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-calstone-light-o-quizz-gif-7227059941799240633

[frozen patrol]

saying this like incants are incapable of doing damage?

[proud widget]

Good to know, any specific spells or incantations I should use ? I’m a battle mage

[white sleet]

Yea I tried a sorcery build on a new save file and it was extremely boring, but I feel like the spells I have access to now might be interesting?

[twilit steeple]

Ohhh interesting

[inland arch]

Lets gooooo

[frozen patrol]

youll end up only using 1 or 2 offensive spells, theyre all too similar imo

[twilit steeple]

In reality I've never been a mage in elden ring so I can't really help with spells sry

[white sleet]

Doesn't sorcery melt everything

[frozen patrol]

Scorceries are strong but so is p much anything in this game

[white sleet]

Ok so incantation then?

[frozen patrol]

I recommend incantations over scorcery but its your choice

[white sleet]

Cuz I hate repeating the same thing more than anything

[mellow sky]

Incants are cooler

[celest remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662664304520069122/1427068519929090149/4aezoku.gif

[frozen patrol]

mage is p much spamming the same spell, incantations differ alot from one another unlike most spells

[proud widget]

What about weapons? I currently use a scythe that I leveled up that also has bleed

[frozen patrol]

half of the scorceries in this game are the same spell just slightly different

[white sleet]

Ok fine incantation it is

[twilit steeple]

Ummm what build are you using ?

[twilit steeple]

Like what stats

[native tree]

Logi

[proud widget]

Off the top of my head I think my dex is at 32, intelligence 50, the rest I can’t remember off the top of my head

When I get home I can check

[twilit steeple]

So which scythe scales off of intelligence?

I don't know bout that one sry

[white adder]

I can confirm that I will be playing as an enemy jar in the upcoming movie. We hope you all enjoy as we continue our work.

[buoyant scaffold]

hello i was thinking is it possible to find someone here willing to start a co op here or is this the wrong server

[twilit steeple]

#playstation-co-op

[buoyant scaffold]

cant acces it

[twilit steeple]

Hi bro

[twilit steeple]

Oh I don't know why

[native tree]

Get co-op role from id:customize then go into one of these #xbox-co-op #playstation-co-op #pc-co-op

[twilit steeple]

What he said 😭

[buoyant scaffold]

oh thank you. I never use discord so this is new

[buoyant scaffold]

is there a pc one?

[twilit steeple]

Uhhhh sorry I don't know about that one

[chrome forge]

#pc-co-op

[proud widget]

Not sure I know the bleed is natural and I also have ice affinity on it

Just dk the name of it

[twilit steeple]

Want my opinion, switch to moonveil

[buoyant scaffold]

thank you

[chrome forge]

none unless u change affinity of the grave or reg scythe to magic

cold affinity isnt that good on int

[proud widget]

I just want to stop getting my ass beat by Mesmer to be so real

It’s been weeks

[jagged widget]

what scadu level are you on

?!

[chrome forge]

do you have 60 vig and a max weapon with atleast 6 scadu levels

[frozen patrol]

atleast 6 by messmer is crazy

[chrome forge]

why

[frozen patrol]

low

you can get +6 from the shards alone in shadow keep (w/ gaius) lol

[jagged widget]

i feel like it should be 8 as a minimum

[frozen patrol]

i think

[frozen patrol]

16 🥱

[jagged widget]

that was what i finished the dlc with :/

[native ferry]

just finished NG+1, should I start the DLC? How is it?

[pastel cove]

okay then nerd if four kings is so easy then beat new game plus 7 four kings base stats no upgrading your stats start as the sorcerer for lowest vitality possible with no armor no weapon bare hands and wearing the calamity ring and dusk crown ring since you wanna act so tough

and you only get one singular try at that too

[jagged widget]

dlc on high new game cycles is a bad idea

[chrome forge]

not that bad

[proud widget]

Not sure but I probably do need more scadu

[jagged widget]

and i like the dlc

[native ferry]

its only second journey, nothing too high

is it really that hard even on the second journey?

[proud widget]

Has anyone played lords of the fallen? I hear it is a souls like game that’s like slightly easier

[jagged widget]

idk, #community-help probably knows

[native ferry]

im getting it for pretty cheap on Steam, should I just do it?

[brave oasis]

The dlc is really good and really worth it in my opinion

It's like an entirely new game as they say

[tardy kernel]

it wont be much different at all

[native ferry]

yea, im just nervous ill just die to the first boss and take the longest break from the game ever

[gleaming pond]

Me who played it on NG+17 and couldn’t get past Rellana

[tardy kernel]

you will die to the first boss

regardless of ng0 or ng1

[jagged widget]

heheheheehh

[tardy kernel]

but the different between them isnt notable

[brave oasis]

they're tough but you're tougher

[frozen patrol]

its not the boss thats hard its the challenge thenn huh?

[native ferry]

[frozen patrol]

bad rebuttal bro youre talkin to the dude who throws poo at bosses and WINS

[native ferry]

how hard is messmer?

[frozen patrol]

i beat four kings with explosive BALLS man

[brave oasis]

Not really that hard you just need to get used to his delayed attacks

[fallen walrus]

You want peak NG+ experience without having to beat the game a hundred times? Just start a new game and fight every boss without leveling up.

[gleaming pond]

Literally John consumable:

[native ferry]

and how do I progress thru the DLC, it looks pretty confusing ngl

[frozen patrol]

[brave oasis]

He's just margit but a tad bit harder

[chrome forge]

same way you progress the main game

[frozen patrol]

maybe the big arse buildings everywhere

[tardy kernel]

think before we speak

[pastel cove]

excuses excuses

[brave oasis]

Am I wrong

[fallen walrus]

Just walk around and find stuff.

[bitter lodge]

It’s a lot more about vertically and hidden passages to areas but pretty much the same

[chrome forge]

what now

[tardy kernel]

yes boss

[frozen patrol]

says the dude who has to nerf the player to justify a boss being difficult

[brave oasis]

Sorry then I just compared his delayed attacks to margit

[chrome forge]

delayed attacks dont exist

[bitter lodge]

Every-time I replay I always mess up the Ansbach quest with that dumb secret rite

[native ferry]

yeah, only thing I dislike about the game is the amount of genuine exploration there is to have a decent amount of progress. Not a bad thing, but it's pretty guide heavy to a person like me who doesn't really want to take hours to explore.

[frozen patrol]

its the softcap lol i think

[proud widget]

He hits with combos of up to 3-5 hits and some of them are delayed using his magic

[jagged widget]

20
i think

[tardy kernel]

12

[chrome forge]

run to big castle not small castles

[frozen patrol]

i dont remember who needs scadu tree if u cant chunk em i dont need em

[frozen patrol]

20 is the cap...

[pastel cove]

says the dude who has to spend all his time ragebaiting and being toxic on the elden ring discord and just saying "lol that boss is easy" whenever someone complains about any boss in existence to feel morally superior because he doesnt have any life outside of being a loser while knowing damn well that he wouldnt even have the balls to call someone stupid to their face in person

[brave oasis]

Yeah they don't exist you're right messmer just feels slow

[fallen walrus]

The worst attacks are input scan attacks. Trying to heal? Fireball!

[frozen patrol]

You're getting really mad over a very small thing

[fallen walrus]

So Annoying

[jagged widget]

no way scadu has more than 1 cap lol

[tardy kernel]

they do that alot for no reason

just ignore it icl

[bitter lodge]

Yeah idk I’m replaying haven’t done messmer or half the areas and already have level 11 scadu tree it’s just about exploring

[frozen patrol]

Steam coming out of the ears because someone has a different opinion

[jagged widget]

the time has arriveth to chill it out over some boiled prawn

[fallen walrus]

I've officially beaten every Fromsoft boss in their history. (Not including that one terrible horror game they made for PS2)

[tardy kernel]

i called them out for being a hypocrite over that exact thing

[chrome forge]

did you know there is 165 base game bosses, 207 including dlc. not 182 like ur bio says

[tardy kernel]

and got blocked

😭

[zinc oracle]

I am getting crimson desert at the end of the week 😋

[frozen patrol]

you havent beaten me

[zinc oracle]

Hope I don't MELT first

[frozen patrol]

the consumable boss bro

[honest moon]

I wish the worst for whoever greenlighted pcr pull move

[frozen patrol]

same energy as saying im getting publicly guillotine'd at the end of next week 😝

[chrome forge]

bosses is an overarching term for all types

[zinc oracle]

Who knew wearing a big ass black jacket in 90+ weather isn't great

[jagged widget]

dudes can we calm

[chrome forge]

me me me

[zinc oracle]

It looks fun though ]:

[frozen patrol]

just start a consumable only run 🤑

[fallen walrus]

You are not a child of father fromsoft

[zinc oracle]

I wish whoever designed the majority of bossfights in the dlc the worst honestly

[frozen patrol]

they witerally made consumables for me and me alone

[chrome forge]

can you do something impressive now pls

[frozen patrol]

who do you think told miyazaki to make harpoons a stack of FIVE, not me, tell me who

[chrome forge]

like 108

[honest moon]

I’ve been fighting him for 2 hours and can’t do anything bc his second phase isn’t weak to anything

[zinc oracle]

I think the only two bosses I have no qualms with is puetreciant knight and Ledas jumping of historical proportion

[fallen walrus]

One time I got electrocuted by an extension cord and I didn't even die

[chrome forge]

thats pretty impressive

[frozen patrol]

weak to roundrocks

[frozen patrol]

the switch in my bathroom zaps me

[zinc oracle]

Have you tried eating a rock pot?

[frozen patrol]

🤤

[tardy kernel]

pierce

[zinc oracle]

That's my response whenever I lose

[frozen patrol]

Fan Daggers mentioned

[zinc oracle]

I just die lowkey

[obtuse bronze]

Hi

[frozen patrol]

holy hell is john elden

[white sleet]

What happens to the round table hold once I burn the tree?

Like burn the thorns

[narrow orbit]

It lights on fire

Still useable, for the most part

[white sleet]

Cause like won't the people inside it die too?

Like the twin maiden and spirit tuner and the blacksmith

[sour lagoon]

It’s like the hunters dream in Bloodborne after you kill the wet nurse

[narrow orbit]

Nepheli might, if she's still there

[white sleet]

I have never played it

[white sleet]

Who's nepheli

[sour lagoon]

Best girl

[narrow orbit]

No those are rather irreplaceable, they won't die

[honest moon]

What level did yall fight pcr I might jus be underleveled

[white sleet]

Ok

[nova matrix]

150

[tardy kernel]

what level are you and whats ur scadu at

[honest moon]

166 and scadu 14

[tardy kernel]

those are both fine

[narrow orbit]

The barbarian woman you met in stormveil
Gideon's stepdaughter. She has a pretty good quest, try doing it

[honest moon]

So it’s js a skill issue

[tardy kernel]

166 is more than enough and scadutree softcaps at 12

[chrome forge]

do u have 60 vig and a max weapon

[tardy kernel]

ur build might just be wonky

[gilded dragon]

godfrey's daughter

[sour lagoon]

I thought it was adoptive father

[honest moon]

Yeah

[chrome forge]

are you mid load

[honest moon]

I’m running holy fire knights gs

[narrow orbit]

Descendant at least, we don't know how far the line goes

[honest moon]

Yeah

[chrome forge]

thats probs weird for pcr

[gilded dragon]

yeah right

[sour lagoon]

Probably granddaughter

[chrome forge]

in p2 hes res to holy so go full flame art

[narrow orbit]

Well, yeah
Doesn't stepdaughter mean that as well?

[chrome forge]

whats ur faith at

[honest moon]

I clear first phase easy on holy but only do around 800 dmg at phase 2

[gilded dragon]

strength

[chrome forge]

change to flame art

[sour lagoon]

Not really at that point he’s her father but technically adoptive

[stoic iron]

erm no holy is still better

[chrome forge]

what

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/john-pork-hussam84-rip-squidward-spongebob-gif-12114856081895196927

[gilded dragon]

my faith is at my strength

[shut relic]

I've lost all faith tbh

[rapid atlas]

Bruh

[honest moon]

70 faith

[gilded dragon]

noooo, mr john pork :(

[stoic iron]

hes 40% resis to holy in p2 and 0 in p1
hes 40% to fire in both
so holy overall better

[sour lagoon]

Step means you stepped in, father means that’s yours

[tardy kernel]

it just splits ur damage between holy fire and phys in p2

they dont have an issue w p1 afaik

[sour lagoon]

Step usually involves coming in and helping her mom

[chrome forge]

but its split more between 3 damage types not 2 you melon

[gleaming pond]

I am here

[chrome forge]

75% is p2

[sour lagoon]

I’d just say father or adoptive father

[chrome forge]

and its free in p1

[frozen patrol]

that mohg genetic

[narrow orbit]

Well yeah he did step in

[324040000] I understand you've been speaking to Nepheli.
[324040010] She is my daughter.
[324040020] I took her in when she lost the guidance of grace.

And he stepped in VERY late into her life

[stoic iron]

oh

[celest remnant]

Almost like a man buying a hammer

[sour lagoon]

Yea stepping in to help the mother

[frozen patrol]

did bro not realise or???

[sour lagoon]

He didn’t step in he raised her

[stoic iron]

no

[narrow orbit]

He didn't even raise her

[celest remnant]

She was already a tarnished looking for grace wdym

[sour lagoon]

Step dad is not the same as adoptive father

[narrow orbit]

She was already an adult
She was already in the lands between

[sour lagoon]

All I’m saying.

[gilded dragon]

hi logic :O

[sour lagoon]

Ok fair

[celest remnant]

and we're saying it's wrong man, he didn't raise her he "adopted" her for a useful tool

this is like zabuzka and haku all over again basically

[gleaming pond]

Address me

[frozen patrol]

i think father is more meant as a mentor position

For nepheli, we're talking about nepheli right?

[sour lagoon]

Yes

[celest remnant]

My guess based off his overall behavior is that it's meant to dissuade the tarnished from pursuing anything that might take her away from him

[frozen patrol]

He took her in, he adopted her, doesn't matter if she was an adult

[frozen patrol]

yeah

[celest remnant]

It does if you're claiming he raised her lol

[gleaming pond]

Except for Satoru Gojo, of course

[celest remnant]

There's a difference of intent here

[frozen patrol]

i mainly said that cause you would assume Adopting someone means they are a child

[celest remnant]

It is quite clear throughout the game that the "All knowing one" is actually a manipulator, and a bit of a bully. Lets not forget the thinly veiled assassination attempt.

[frozen patrol]

he actually gave birth to nepheli her self

[nova matrix]

Gideon

[frozen patrol]

even his name is manipulative

[gleaming pond]

Nah, Gojo

[frozen patrol]

so called all knowing doesnt know who mohg is

[teal geode]

“Bit of a bully” don’t forget the Albinauric village 😭

[nova matrix]

Sorry I dont speak italian

[teal geode]

That whole place got razed at at his orders because he was after the medallion

[nova matrix]

🐛

[frozen patrol]

he bullied them for information and killed them if he didnt recieve any

[celest remnant]

"Ah yeah don't mind Ensha he just JUMPED THE GUN hey why do you have that hammer listen man I had NOTHING to do with it."

[nova matrix]

I finally finished that draft 7-1 btw

[celest remnant]

SURE PAL YOUR SECOND IN COMMAND JUMPS ME AND YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT aaaaa

[nova matrix]

Ez games gg no re

[gleaming pond]

What albinauric village
It doesn’t exist anymore

[frozen patrol]

second in command is a bit funny

assumes gideon felt ensha was anywhere close to him

[celest remnant]

Really is especially given we have no dialogue but that was the best title I could assign the man

[teal geode]

He does straight up admit Ensha was supposed to kill us but got ahead of himself

[frozen patrol]

minion

[nova matrix]

"Damn you lived"

[celest remnant]

"Sorry about that"

[gilded dragon]

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[frozen patrol]

maybe ensha is secretly nephelis boney twin

[teal geode]

[nocturne sleet]

How does someone beat radagon and still have a good amount of flasks for elden beast

[frozen patrol]

they both came from gideons loins

[celest remnant]

According to his armor, he bends the knee to some king elsewhere

either that, or he's as much a jackal as gideon when it comes to stealing things

[gilded dragon]

how are you?

[gleaming pond]

Blasphemous blade

[hexed kernel]

git gud
thats the answer
learn his attack pattern and then you can beat him easily

[frozen patrol]

would fit his weapon

use consumables bro

radagon cant handle 500 roundrocks

[sharp void]

Hi fellow tarnished

[gilded dragon]

[celest remnant]

Coughing Radagon vs 500 EXPLOSIVE POTS

[rapid atlas]

[dim pawn]

Yaur

[frozen patrol]

coughing radagon vs bear poo

[sharp void]

Those stripped of the grace of gold shall all meet death. In the embrace of messmers flame

[gilded dragon]

[gleaming pond]

Coughing baby vs. nuclear bomb

[narrow orbit]

hi

[dim pawn]

In the embrace*

[gleaming pond]

Stolen

[gilded dragon]

coughing jamal vs 500 radahns

[celest remnant]

Ya know after watching people roll through debris over 5 games

[nocturne sleet]

Which boss do you have to kill for it

Too lazy to search it up

[gleaming pond]

Coughing Sukuna vs. 500 Gojos

[celest remnant]

you'd think fs would just for once make a barrel explode when we roll itno it

[sharp void]

Stolen😭

[gilded dragon]

rykard

[celest remnant]

I'd laugh

[gleaming pond]

Rykard

[dim pawn]

Pretty sure ds2 does this

[celest remnant]

If it does, I've never ran into it

[gilded dragon]

yes

[gleaming pond]

Yeah you stole it from someone, I’ve heard that clip before

[celest remnant]

probably a feature of the funny spitting wall area

[gilded dragon]

it does

[dim pawn]

Theres black barrels in Lost Bastille

[sharp void]

Lmao😭 look at my pfp and banner

[dim pawn]

They ignore iframes