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Im sure once she became a god she got a body
Aight bet
Out of all the NPCs, Yura is the best
Damn
Nah I already know š„
she canonically sits on books to seem taller
I like Vyke even tho he isnt a npc, bro is handsome
Yeah its funny
Idk vyke is based
and she also sits above you when she first meets you to seem taller
I made my character look lile vyke and immediately felt stronger
went from being 8 feet to 4½
Fire. Literally
Haha frenzy got it
potato
Oh bc fire giant
vyke forgot to take his clothes off when he went into the shower
Alright ima do one more thing before I get off the game, what should it be?
Beat it
kill patches
Nuke caelid
And by beat it I mean get the godslayer greatsword
They hit the second desert
Interesting
Beat the game on rl1 under 6 hours
Thats light work, I did that at 3 years old
I am now seven years old
no wonder he never tore his heads off his body, probably wears em like a mark of pride
By far Ekzykes is probably the only boss Iāve struggled so much on
ekzykes is ass
I saw a theory saying that placi and bayle were wrestling under the sheets before bayle turned
he's too big
Every other boss I adjusted too after a few deaths, but nah, Mr Rot took me out so many times
gets caught up on the rocks too much
Yep that too
you will struggle on a lot more bosses
honestly he shouldn't be allowed to fly imo
it breaks stuff too much in the fight
plus look at him
I think Iāve killed at least half the bosses so far
Hm
love and hate are two sides of the same coin
40 is half?
there's 165 bosses
Bannable btw
Seven in dog years
Vykes the goat
No
Gotcha
I like to think Caligo was the god placidusax is waiting for
Ezekyles is bullsh1t, hate his nuke aoe which is just a massive cancer fart into the ground
Basically
Speakin of dragons, my bro introduced me to the mother dragon and I was like thereās no way we killin that, I was underwhelmed by the truth š„
even got figures made from the way they "died"
Hardest boss ever
She could be the hardest boss ever if she got up
Theres another theory where farm azula used to be super golden and that the ancient dragons were fully gold, shining like a sun
Imagine a whole kingdom of super bright golden dragons
a whole kingdom of PCRs
Where u at
What's a pcr
Promised consort radahn
Promised Cataract Radahn
Shadow of the erd tree is the most annoying map I have ever navigated in a game.
it's got some weird routes I'll say
The terrain is literally just "you can't go there"
Young prime placidusax
Like you have to search for every path
king Ghidorah
Essentially lol
He was a rainbow
King Ghidorah and Destoroyah, placi and bayle
The stubs of his head are multi colored
fromsoft love their kaijus
Rainbow Ghidorah
Do you think all four heads think
I miss dark souls 1 bosses
Apparently theyre different genders
Dark souls 1 bosses didn't survive by flashbanging you and throwing particle effects in your face at least
Didn't expect that, lol. Imagine fighting four dragons in one lol
No, they survived by hitting with a bag of bricks and the camera/mobility being dogwater
Theyre could've been a fifth one, bc a talisman depicts a five headed dragon
not that elden's much better however, but decent
yes
Also may have been more mammalian based on thst talisman until he decayed
Camera mobility was dog water but they weren't doing beyblade spins in the air like every ER boss.
is it deep lore or a design oversight? we may never know
I am 50/50 on it
Imagine prime placidusax, literally deadly techno concert

wait so placis heads were different genders?
But it would be cool to see a glowing, rainbow, falcor, ghidorah
does that mean they could reproduce like slugs
a reoccurring theme
That's s3x, not gender
moongrum and moonrythill
Ir was always confusing anyway
think they're twins actually nvm
I got to 2 hits left on Consort Radahn and my cat scratched me so I would feed her and I lost
why didn't you feed her? clearly she's starving
Sabotage
And now you will scabotage
The worst part is she had food it just wasn't full enough for her
Your cats wait an hour? Try 15 mins
She won't eat if the bowl isn't at least half way full
I have their food in a cabinet, and they will try to get it out with food still in their bowls
Tastes better straight from the bag
Its too bad I love them too much
I wonder how people even have fat cats, mine pecks five times out of the full bowl and returns to being a disaster outside
The only cats I don't think are cute are the bald ones
Im not a fan of the super flat faced ones
They're cute in their own way, little aliens
Those ones are indeed yuck
Hey! Iām running a bleed build and got locked out of the White Mask by beating Mohg early š
Would anyone be willing to drop one for me? Iād really appreciate it!
I think they're cute but they really shouldn't exist
Same thing with pugs
Like french bulldogs
Yeah
some cats are insatiable ravenous demons
all good thank you for responding tho
you have to fend them off your food like your ancestors did with lions
My own has hunted like 7 birds in her one year life lol
savage creatures
I've found dead birds in my yard before
oh yeah cats decimate bird populations
I've got 4 cats. And one of them is really fat and annoying. And he can open doors
He's long
I got two, one is a neurotical anxious old wench, the other is essentially cat Malenia without sickness
Theres this one cat in my neighborhood that's built like a bulldog and he is always bloody and hunting
I only let my cats outside under supervision. I don't want them murdering everything with a pulse in a 5 mile radius
All of you stinky
But hes the nicest cat ever
there's a local black cat that's pretty friendly, greets me politely when I talk to him
I named him Bob
Nice to see u aswell ranga
Ranga has returned

my fellow black furred mammal
Thing is you all have ever seen how reactive birds are? Cats are monsters of hunting lol
Scadutree boss anyone?
you gotta watch the video of a cat dodging a snake bite their reflexes are razor sharp
Well guess I'll head back to getting decimated by Radahn
Ya boy accidentally killed patches, I did his fight rq and as he said āwait waitā my character was already in a second swing with Radahns sword š„
Stray cats obliterate ecosystems
usually.
remember to neuter and spay strays
keeps the neighborhood healthy
Hard to do that now with how expensive everything else is
Can somone help me with the scadutree boss please
true enough
I think there are ongs and so
Maybe cats planned this
but unfortunately that will cost more in the long run
There should be at least, if it's America I doubt
is it possible to get help with dungeon in co-op or nah?
there are
at least round here
Nice
My city is super poor, we have only one decent vet and its just as expensive as the others
The united States is so big there is literally "Hell on earth" and then "whimsical little village"
I live in the former
and then there's hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of miles of corn
theres a burger king in both
Sadly
At least twice a day there's gunshots on my street
The soil: š
I live in Australia.. place is great
Keeps the rents low someone said
are we using the land? nope. will we let anyone else have it? nope.
at long as theyre not shooting u bro
uh guys i think i overleved and now i cannot even beat a clean rot knight in war-dead catacombs without getting one shot,
will respecing from raya lucaria change this?
no
at least round here there's trees
Yall have the scariest spider, which isnt much of a surprise but still. That one that casts a net for itself and waits for bugs to fly by
big evergreens that keep the area looking green even in the winter
It does, but low rent nowadays is high rent five years ago
i mean i guess if ur vigor is really really low u could respec but rot knights are really hardeither way so
The us has such beautiful sceneries. Its an amazing country if it wasn't a bloodbath of ignorance since like 4 centuries ago
Australia has those frill lizards
welp
700 a month for a 2 bedroom house with no insulation, ac, water pressure, or a light for the living room
isolationism is not good no
i was trying a faith/dex build but cannot really use any weapons
part of the cause there
I live in the bush and barley see any spiders, snakes or lizards
What did you even spend points in lmao
Just a calm place with no gun shots
I wish I lived on Switzerland
Isolationism? Huh, I would've guessed us is the opposite of so
just bunyips
Wagwan
Whatšš
nowadays yeah but it was very cut off for many years
Prime Mario is back mfssss
the giant water monsters that eat people
I live in Argentina, basically corruptionland
what ifu lived in a pineapple under the sea š¤ hmmmm....
Nah were super isolated, there's no concept of community really, and its a large reason why the country is super divided
ayy nice me too
Yo thats where che guevara from
That would be great
messi and milei
Hahahah what!!! Crocodiles?
yea
2 argentinians i know
But I prefer a big rock
Oh I see, it makes sense. I wouldn't say it isolationism but rather rampant super tribalism
they got rid of a lot of them intentionally
back in the day
i just saw a video about this
So we buy more mucinex
from the allergy guy
I was thinking to boost food insecurity but that too
Both
botanical sexism thoery
Well a lot more too probably, but yeah, if we had apples growing freely there would be less meed to buy produce
there's a lot of apple trees round here in people's yard
Can someone help me with the scadutree boss
can just pick em off the branches hanging in front of the sidewalk
Average American wealthy person no systematic destruction impossible challenge
I lived somewhere thst had those little crab apples and it great snatching them fresh. I was like seven then
I like the Appalachians, at least the forest is beautiful
nah dawg you don't understand that low income neighborhood would be perfect for another lane bro trust me
haunted.
My mom lives there, it gives me the creeps tho
I don't believe in stuff of the like, but there might be wild animals or huge falls
But the sky there is beautiful
Whats the russian in ur bio mean in english
just make another Walmart and three gas stations
Lots of random, hidden caves to fall in
Honestly i forgor
They don't care what you believe. stay out of the Appalachias and away from Them.
That's something a local would say to keep the place beautiful, it makes sense
And even without the concept of spirits, them being so old is a little creepy for some reason
I wonder how tall they were at their peak. Possibly taller than the Himalayas
The human brain I THINK is biologically made to have eerie sensations when in a sun covered tree-ful area. Dampens your senses and makes for predator's perfect spots
Anyone have any weapon suggestions that arnt memes
Besides even if it was haunted, if you approach with respect it shouldn't matter. Wish it was so filthy rich entrepreneurs got some paranormal shi tho
For what
Godslayer great sword, great stars, milady, and i like the reduvia dagger a lot for some reason
the not-deer live out there
don't go out there at night
Just any weapon in elden ring
backhand blades
I wouldn't not out of fear of those things but rather because if I fall no one is finding me
I used to have a huge fear of Wendigos and skin walkers
Milady is amazing
the blue ridge mountains were actually amongst the tallest
Grafted greatsword, if you play normal weapons, think rather in ashes of war
I would love to see them
yeah I had a good view of them from my hometown
When I saw them irl they were beautiful
Is marikas hammer any good ive always wanted to try it
the trees make them look blue
commander nioll š ffs i died like 50 times already over the course of 2 days
Yeah, my mom's house is in the blue ridge mountains
The world gets much less scary once you start being logical, things or places that give you the creeps in paranormal senses still are scary but because of very real dangers though
Cheese his ahh, he deserves it
paranormal is real, it's just science we don't understand yet
Hi
I also went to Pilot Mountain before and was able to see Winston-Salem from there which was very cool
If it was science it'd be science, ironically
everything is science
pls tell me commander nioll is the hardest boss in the game
you can't just turn the fear of the unknown off tho
except for science, which is art
his dmg is unreal
Relatively, everything is related to sciences but not everything is factual science
Me and my friend wondered if spirits just live on a different frequency than us and sometimes those frequencies overlap and that's when we see them
but art isn't science it's math
Biological hardwiring, yessir
bro wja
which is science but for numbers but it's different
that's what i believe
nope
Commander niall when I Miquella his boys
I also wonder if there's a collective conscious/unconscious
Like maybe that's where empathy comes from
What about antspur rapier
I hope not I don't wanna know what y'all are thinking
uncouncious there is
very strong
There's that theory that paranormal stuff is beings of another dimension clipping through here, that's the most realistic approach to what you said
Albeit that still is widely unproven
Imma try it out
there are indeed higher planes of existence we cannot comprehend with our senses
I like looking at cool theories. I never truly believe them but I like to entertain them
isn't the 4th dimension something like gravity?
Wouldn't be surprising if there was but making assumptions doesn't help
Time.
Like crazy trips could be our eyes seeing different dimensions or smth
You said gravidih
Gracias
i've done drugs in the past and experienced stuff science can't explain i won't tell too much cuzz from my experience ppl tend to just think you're crazy
Well, drugs kinda have that effect on your mind you know
the human brain being forced to see things it isn't supposed to
I saw this one dude who found Hindu goddess in his dream that equipped him with better grip strength. He never had any knowledge of the goddess, but she did exactly what she does in Hindu mythology, which is offer assistance to a problem
Drugs? I don't do drugs.
Philosophy is my drug
Gets executed
Ramanujan ahh
Psychedelics maybe
But full on visions when doing just some normal weed?
laced
You don't know much about weed maybe
get a new dealer
Thats why I think there could be a collective unconscious. Bc how can he know about that unless he felt the same experiences as someone else
Hmm, maybe that was the thing that got me when I did edibles that night with friends...
I swear no smoked shi was EVER close to that.
And I ate a third of one.
There is such thing as coincidences and people can also lie
I imagine the secrets of the universe are way weirder than we think
But it also could be that he did see smth like that goddess but it was buried so deep in his memories that only the trip brought it out
-
they didn't
-
they lied
-
it was a coincidence
Yall just lack whimsy
8 billion homosapiens on this earth after all
Mhm, crazy stuff to think
I hate this world. It's people.
Peak phrase
an inconceivable number of lives
every one living a life as important to them as yours
I think there's been like 100 million humans ever
Hopeless ahh phrase
billion?
Billion*
Its all just 1 guy actually
That's balls to think of, 10% of humanity ever is alive right now
we got the erectus, the neanderthals, the denisovans
or maybe the first was an older human
Making a novel about that hehe
I gotta still write tho
We're all just star dust

Whatever i stopped explaining since ppl alwats dismiss it. Np. I just hoped someone was finally open minden and believed me
me and my neanderthal homie chilling in the cave making silly images on the wall as our crew bring home a mega sloth
The scientific estimate is close to 120 billion yeah
mmm
What if 200 billion were born right now? Would we live?
We all chilling until the uncanny valley predator observes us through the trees
F#ck no
How good is bloodhound fang as compared to magma wyrm scalesword?
Nah we got it
ah yes, the not-human
it got my girl Ak last cold season
No because every person born with birth-giving capacities would die immediately due to the labour of thousands of children
what came back wasn't Ak

AlguƩm para duplicar runa ?
I really meant what if they just spawned in
The entire word infrastructure would collapse under all terms
We'd probably still suffer because we barely have the resources for the 8 billion at is
Nah we got it
Do imagine we got a meagre 5% of what you said rn
Humanity would starve
But we got it tho
we actually do but it's a problem of distribution
What if we just made more tho
unfortunately
Gotta think outside the box
We are open minded, its just that using drugs as a reason to believe in higher beings is a bit far fetched
I know I'm just simplifying it yk what I mean lol
Im not talking about high beings i deleted e previous message
I don't know much.
I THINK (I could be wrong, I don't remember) we possess already the production of food for the 100% of the population but a great part of it is thrown away. But there's more arable land.
yeah America alone throws out enough to feed several countries for years in a month tbh
I think housing would end up being a bigger issue than food
so much waste
A lot is thrown away, and what isn't thrown away is reserved for lile half the population
At least is bio degradable waste.
Ewaste and chemicals however...
And then half of that is reserved for an eighth of the population
Kraft cheese
plastic sucks
Big Mac
This is a common experience. But Id argue your mind is very complex and science could explain it.
I experienced it myself under weed
I wish I had full access to the creative part of my brain
And diapers, where are we gonna get diapers for 200 billion babies
Idk why tf im in elden rings general chat

me
Well, diapers are... A commodity luxury say.
After all humans have been using the land for the call of nature since eons
It'd be disgusting however for today's standards of everything
Aura
The point remains that the babies are gonna produce waste and dealing with it is gonna be a task and a half
My dad told me I had explosive ones when I was a toddler, yeah it's disgusting.
Yeah. What if we used it as on demand fertilizer doe
Yall as soft as the stuff yall are talking about
Yāall got any good build ideas? Like not good as in meta for bosses but good as in they are really fun to use
I've been using a tank mage, it ain't bad
Milady
Anchor with wild swings
Wild strikes?
Unga bunga
mage? What moves/wpn
50+ of my own personally selected choices focused around gimmicks and enjoyment in this document #1396542476965249159
Did a whole build on it, was very fun
Ooo
Lightning slash on nagakiba
I mean we could always go the Modest Proposal route
Why are we getting married now
Hi 
Just came across a hacker in seam-less for the first time lmao
Modestly
Halo
bubbles!!
No mod talk
I'm using glintstone scepter (+15% DMG using Carian sword sorceries) and sword sorceries, proper. Besides so, a misericorde with the carian grandeur ash of war.
Basically, melee mage+ but actually tanky
Dude was insta-teleporting towards me and my 2 friends every time he 1shot one of us, and the moment we killed him we just got insta deathblighted from nothing
Big slide
But add another L and replace a with e
the bubble sorceries and the bubble horn! anything bubble
:(
Not even just referencing it?
Sounds like a dweeb
Hmm?
Wait I minute
Like weāre not allowed to even refer to any mods?
No lol
Big slide more like little slide
Lame lmao
Discussion of them as a whole is a no no
I was talking about stuff in game tho
Nah, theyre better than us
Im calling thragg
it's an official server so they crack down on it like the 38th parallel
Well, it's the official server after all
Fair
NOO
Still gonna call it lame either way tho
What if I said butt
It's damage control in a way, Bandai doesn't wanna allow them because that can be seen as endorsement; And they don't want to get sued if you break your game by using mods
Im his barber too so youre cooked
Iām calling biggest slide to slime you
You know what you all should do rn, crowfund to cost me a KFC bowl, or three
And a big boke
KFC overrated, Jolibee is best
I am the biggest slide, so large that I had to reduce my name to merely big slide so reality didnt slide down my slopes
Imma slime myself
Incorrect.
Take that as you will
Church's reigns supreme
Big Slime
Pope circa 1450:
On Bri
Could yāall recommend me some tuff ashes of war? Rn my favourite wpn is the rusted mace I forgot the name.
No church's in my location
Yknow what ima call mark on your ahh
Church's chicken amigo
i ate 5 homeless people because i thought they were watermelon
Carian grandeur.
Funny nuke sword
Lightning slash, bloody slash, not sure if it goes on that thing though
I wish I could use the conquest behind Oliver gif
I donāt get it the gravity thrust aow looks so cool but I donāt see any1 using it or remcommading it. Is it rlly that bad
I made a meme of that lol
Shi was so funny
How often did you look away at the end of the episode
I didnāt look away, but I did gag. A lot.
Not to brag heh, but I didnt look away at all. Im kinda a tough guy (I cried)
Itās so much worse animated, I thought the comics were bad.
From what I remember it's slow, it's usable though
For real
I was in disbelief on how long it lasted
Mark spaghetti
But also we have like 20 feet of that stuff so it made sense
2 minutes straight
Markghetti
Eughhh..
Opinions on ghost of tsushima is it a good game to g
Eve definitely did most of the heavy lifting in the last fight, but im glad Mark was able to prove himself. Even though it was brutal
Felt like 15
Iām happy to see him finally putting belt to ass man heās no longer a fraud in the show he did something himself
Exactly
Ep 5 made up for the snoozefest that was hurm
Robot got so much aura in the comic
Hurm was not that bad
I cant wait to see it animated
Or at least his human body
Thank you for using his actual name dawg
I hope they skip that reboot arc
Ain't no one calling him rex
What do they call him lol
I refuse to call that mf Rex
Rex
I was so uncomfortable when MG said "I love you Rex" eughh
Y'all know who's PEAK?!
Me
Thokk's daughter
ultimate Omega elite shawty
Did I just hear...
Invisible?
Maki in jjk? lol
Yeah
No one hears a word...
Solid
Is the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
If heās invincible why can I see him
Man Fromsoft really took advantage of the jump button they added by creating the most annoying platforming sections ever
If hes Oliver why not on pizza
If he's Omni man why isn't he omning it
Parkour
If it's eve why is it not Christmas
I'm conquesting it
Fromsoft really likes making you jump on narrow pieces of architecture while enemies fire projectiles at you
Minecraft parkour
Im Thragging it
Oliver itās time for the job
I'm battlebeasting it
Im Marking it
Are we sure Miyazaki didn't just want to make an assassin's creed game
Im duplikating it
I'm Alaning it
Yall like sea salt on your markghetti?
I'm immortaling it
Sea salt! I need you sea salt
I am NOT Anissaing it
Cecil was him.
I really love how sometimes in Elden Ring you can fall from 10 thousand feet and be totally fine and other times falling a centimeter instantly evaporates you
Im Angstroming it
If he Cecil why is he uhh uhh
Time zones
"why did you have to say that kid..."
1200 robodihs appear
uhhhbwuy
If hes invincible why can I Cecil him
Robodihs..?

What show did you watch
invisible
And you cant seem to say
I usually skip this partā¦
I think this metal gear is solid...
This. This is the man!
He sold the world
feet scanned
You could say my snake was solid
No I think it's rising
Kid can be cruel Jack.
Invincible? Like the TOOL song?
GUYS
Automod can go f#ck itself
What if we called fallout freak out and instead of war never changing ahh was always shaking
Long in tooth and soul
automod i will make you suffer
What did you finally do
get out
I got the knight's honor achievement in dark souls after forever of grinding
Oh okay :((
go back to watching jjk
Turn your notifications off
How can i dodge the attack that transforms mohg to second faze
Thereās a crystal tear you need to get
What if conquest was called freakquest
Lord of bloods tear
Nihil? Just heal
He already is
And I will not continue to not get banned
Or that and just git gud
But is there a way ti dodge it?
True
Is, but healing is easier compared to whatever hassle surely
I could beat Conquest
Yes, thereās a crystal tear youāve gotta get in Altus
Nah tbh
You just gotta run to a church and kill an invader
Does any1 have ledas greatsword to gove on Xbox? I found the wpn I like the most
Wdym a cristal tear and what is it for
Itās also how you get eleanoraās poleblade (favorite weapon)
I mean this respectfully, just look it up
What if instead of conquest its was meta quest 3
A 2 minute video guide will be much more helpful than word explanation
What if instead of good product it was just AI slop tax evasion
Crystal tear is for your wondrous physick, its like temporary buffs
Thereās a temporary buff that negates mohgās phase transition
I forgot where it is
Itās fully optional cause itās useless outside of the fight, so you can also just heal through it
If I see one more AI slop in my Warhammer sub, I am going to scream
Its over there
I didn't like invicible because it was cringe, before they made Cecil the goat
Insert Yuji panel
sea salt
Midhammer
True
I need you seasalt
Yknow what i need?
War hammer is good for lore videos before bed but thatās all I engage with it
If I see one more AI slop
in my Warhammer sub,I am going to scream
fixed it for ya there
Amazing setting, trash lore, trash books and trash community
Budget allocation and more animators
Communist lol
love trying to look up images of stuff and getting 70% ai results
Warhammer is riding purley on cool factor and that's it
yay.
Iād rather watch a wow lore vid over warhammer, cause at least wow knows that the quality is all over the place
I'm kind of a tourist, own zero books and minis, just read lore and watched youtube
I think there's a trick using "year:2022
My favorite part of Fromsoft games is pulling a lever and watching a draining water cutscene
Aura off every time the primarchs are on the page
Don't be shy, 80% of the Warhammer fandom is so
Peak game design
Fr
Salamanders are the only cool faction
And Titus my goat
And the wolf guys
I love my pitch black and red eyed pyromaniac humanitarians
I like Necrons and Thousand Sons
Okay there's a few cool things I might like Warhammer a Lil
But my worlds cooler bc ego
Lemon rust
Warhammer books and lore might be trash but GOD Konrad curze and his legion Is so peak writing
Half and half, at least conceptually
Warhammer also has some great art
True
Like the horus heresy one
The infinite and the divine is funny though
Best book is an ironic one, imagine
WoW lore books are actually pretty good (I read I think one when I was 15, but summary vids are good on them)
I can fix Slanesh
Who doesn't like Trazyn
the voice channels are locked for me, how can i fix that?
Also is Slanesh a reference to Slan from berserk, bc theyre very similar
Warhammer slop fantasy falls down when you realize games workshop itself comments "we are a minis company first and foremost, we'll change the lore depending on what stupid figure will sell more"
That's how Titus somehow is important now

Everyone does, that's why hell never die now
Titus
iron hands; 
Dang I randomly thought if the divinity trailer, I need to watch it again
everything is a berserk reference
it inspired a ton of grimdark stuff
Slaanesh can get it
Yeah
Slan can get it
plus, schnoz.
Fear him
Slaanesh can send a keeper of secrets in form of some furry shi and I'll fold
Fold like a damned wet paper
Hi
Therian women
I'd rather join corn
Hell oh
limited time shinies, bag one
Not for the faint of heart however
have several numbers in speed dial
I could try
Venom reference
They say.
Are you feeling numb?
It is now bc I said so
Bout being...
Invisible.
Dementia you mean
You know what was cool, the viltrumite episode. A ring of bodies is metal
Thats some Warhammer stuff
You could say...
That there was a man who sold the world.
Yo i defeated mohg what do i do now is there anything i can do with his boss room os something with him?
touch the dead femboy, it'll be fun
you mohgged mohg
Hell nah
Touch the mohg egg if you have dlc 
no literally, touch his body, that's how you access the dlc
Who is the dead femboy there?
the only dead body in the room
There isnāt a dead femboy itās the egg of doom and dispair
I have no dlc š
No money
Git money.
Buy.
Now.
Also thereās nothing to do with it
Autocorrect dumb asl
Is it possible to not get the white mask after killing the invader
the quest?
What quest
what white mask?
is it the right invader
Run around more thereās 3 that can spawn
Yes when i met him it said the white mask or smth
that's not where you get it, it's in moghwyn
Yes there
it's the one in the back near the ledge that the grace is on
cause there's like 3
Where the first grace is?
Yes i killed him there and i didnt get the mask

im well on the way to 100%ing elden ring now the only achievements i have left are legendary armaments, legendary talismans, legendary ashen remains, and legendary sorceries and incantations
does anyone know is Shadow of The Erdtree included in these achievements? Like do I have to get the legendary armaments/talismans/ashen remains/sorceries/incantations from SOTE too or no?
dlc has nothing to do with achievements no
Nope
Just run around blood swamp and kill all 3
I ran like 20 times and still no
It's a specific white mask invader, I made a video on it, one second
Haligtree knights have such a beautiful set
Oh wait this is genchat lmao
But are absolutely horrible to farm
I got about 11 greaves before getting a single helmet
The helmet is a static drop too yknow...
Meanwhile the humble mausoleum knight gave me his whole armor set in 6 tries
I just learned it cant be dropped
its an item you pick up lol
Ive been farming over 2 hours for nothin
it think its right above the putrid avatar guarding a grace
Okay good iwould not want to do SOTE again
T'wasnt fun?
Is the golden hippo boss any bigger than the rest or is that the camera angle playing tricks on me?
well i mean the core of it was fun but having to get scadutree fragments was not
they carry over anyway
why
ion like exploring the map all that much
i see
The camera and arena are just awful
I mean I would like exploring it more if i didnt keep getting combod to death by everything because my scadutree blessing level isnt high enough
i think the issue is that sote is one of the hardest parts of fromsoft and i have a monumental skill issue and struggle with the easy stuff
Hey so like should I use rivers or blood till I can get maxed weapons dropped
sure
buh
Can i get the white mask after killing mohg
why do you want to get dropped maxed weapons
sadly, no
I lost my save file
yo this movie is looking promising please dont mess it uppp I hope they use osts used in the game
And donāt have dlc
unlucky
What movie
the elden ring live action
Wait they making one
HMU u can send them to me privately if u want
I am making quite a name in my elden ring world
With a Bounty of 70,000,000m runes
My next quest is to defeat godrick
umm what
ik but like
crazy larp
Fr
Are fire prelates girls?
They call me the "elden hunter ray"
I mean just npcs
Crazy
Elden ring live action and I swear I'll travel the world to bag the Melina actress
yo is there a way to replay the bosses at anytime
Nope
Dead is dead
Until ng
just wait there godrick!
the sets look alright, I hope garland doesnt mess this up
a24 got a rep to hold ig I understood correctly
doesnt look like its gonna expand the lore, by the looks of it, it is after shattering
nahh, although that's one of the best things I love about sekiro
Soldier of Godrick*
why cant i watch anyones stream?
Maramid
the toenail of the right foot of the soldier of godrick got more power than the entire golden order
Soldier of God Rick the door technician
left foot*
I LOVE THE COLD
finally after months of endless suffering and artificisl cooling I can feel the CHILL in my skkn
I remember when I went to the bus stops at 5:30 am because the public bus was trash, to get to high school at 7. In 8° Celsius, in shorts
Vikings got nothing on me
AC valhalla what?
im new to the game i just got my wolf summon i sent them back into the bell after a fight but now the use button is grey and i cant bring them out what do i do
sit on a grace site
ohh alr
hello
And you can summon only at specific places where u see that tombstone thing
i need help^to fight the dos ... on pc who want kill it with me
duo*
oh dude belt fatty first
this is just classic O&S memories š„¹
okay
wait, isn't there summons for that bossfight?
marashi
try asking there
What's this tower island in limgrave south of the church of irith. Wuts up every1 btw
i forgot what the items are called, use it
yawn
fingers? can someone help me out?
no u can summon players who have left help signs
Me when marabad
okay
finger remedy
yes with fingers
wuzzaaaaahh
Fighting a duo being a duo so peak, I'd still lose however
yeah, use Furlcalling Finger Remedy, u can get summons right outside the fog gate
Kek
huzaah
yes i know but all my friends are on ps5 and i am PC
doesn't matter, you can see other players who have left a sign there
albinauric emoji
ActĆvate crossplay
im the best elden ring player on the planet
balled up emoji
are u let me solo her?
lily can get it
crossplay ,
beak emoji
I said what I said
We can ccrossplay ?
also boss bar doubles for a summon @cinder steeple
multimillion company ofc they do
he said it
no they dont
yes crossplay in elden
realy N
plin plin plon⦠plin plin plon⦠plon plon
crossplay has never been a thing in fromsoft games, you are free to fact check this
Japanese developers if there was an award for making games with trash controls for the sake of buying a mid overpriced dogwater console: š
its really stupid that it isnt a thing but oh well
he's literally correct though š
Plin Plin plon
honestly Capcom and Kojima Prod cooks tho
depends on your perspective
prithee be careful
what really is a crossplay
??? š
Capcom does gimmicky mid trash, kojima does slap however, and whatever Konami did with Kojima
i dont believe in silly labels
I like REs man, esp requiem, I have a Wii, Nin10Do disappointed with motion controls, and yeah, Konami is just striaght up trash
so maybe @cinder steeple you need to enable crossplay outside the game
man I'm tired this morning
im spelling Nin10Do to avoid a lawsuit btw
dad got me up at like 7am to clean
Im drinking strawberry monster
who
me I did
I knew this would happen
OK i try
Fantastiche
Resident evil is mostly just gimmicks and mid games, lore is good however. Ironic how there's like 3 games that are popular even among fans, the rest is dead as hell
best monster there is tbh
I played RE6, idk why people hate it tbh
I dont like ultra white anymore
"search for a bracelet that activates a door that activates a netherreealm portal" in a psychiatric unit btw
and I like gimmicks man, its a game, let them make it however they want, if its interesting and fun, its gg
Never played it
its a shame they stopped making the mule monsters
Bed of Chaos on the other hand š
the ginger beer ones, those were soooooo good
Monster Mule went hard
no crossplay ..
They might as well sell shi in a box and I couldn't care, im simply stating fax.
it split opinions, I feel like everyone hated it or loved it
my favourite gimmik is theres the sick boss called game file corrupted and if you lose you lose everything
your on pc right
Seemed the same with Aussie Lemonade, though I really didn't like that one lol
check computer settings
i raged so hard when the stupid tree branch slipped coz fromsoft doesn't know platform confining
that was alright didnt make me feel like buying another one tho
anyone proficient in silksong here
ncake go back to bed
its 2 pm!!
you won't find people good at video games in genchat
open task manager and type out "cross-play enabled"
damn why is this true
Bro lives in the future
@cinder steeple hope your listening
My favorite gimmick is constant runbacks and utilizing the same area for 3 different things because creativity went broke mid development and it just became a genre staple
6 am*
Cause people who are good at games usually spend more time playing them than anything else 
why do I have loot fear my vault is literally filled to the brim
my favourite gimmick is where if you rage too hard your neighbors will make a noise complaint
the future is a human concept.
Wrong
but its what fromsoftware intended
I havent woken up enough yet to play
sekiro tag, hush
My favorite gimmick is adding at least one waifu per game so the japanese economy doesn't collapse
Who you saying hush to
You, evidently 
who u saying hush to
ego = threatened
Pull up bih
who u saying hush to
no I'm not a child I won't be taking part in such foolishness
Who you hushing without a makeout
I meant to the poker table
my favourite gimmick is when tarintino focus on feet for a minute in his films
I don't gamble either
hmm
but thats what fromsoftware intended
most poker experience I have is balatro
like kojima with his games
most gambling experience I have is losing 600e in csgo skins in one night
My favorite gimmick is making mobile gacha games so the Chinese economy doesn't implode
Good night
If you gonna hush me atleast kiss me smh
? no
my favourite gimmik is making roblox games so preds can keep on winning
Sadge
hi guys
I've only ever made money from gambling so I decided to keep it that way and never gamble again lol
I always simply lost everything
I made like R600 or something once and that's like 30$ lol
I like to spend any money i get from steam trade cards on cs cases
I dont think I have made one euro profit in gambling ever its crazy
My favorite gimmick is basing my state collecting on highly monopolic markets and businesses so I shred any sense of representative politics down the line to buy myself a yacht
Insane bad luck
most poker bots can be beat by immiedietly going all in
I once opened a bayonet fade
minimal wear tho but still a pretty good pull
I havenāt gambled enough for that. I need to give gabe more money for a new yacht
I hit it at 300e mark
He kinda deserves it more or less
relax
Eehhh
my favourite gimmick is the government policing poor immigrants more as to arrest more and put them further into poverty, which in turn forces more into crime which continues a terrible cycle
Look I didn't make the rules, the fact he's the least terrible gaming representative around is sad in itself
Which is surprising, until you start seeing companies want ads or ai in games now
what the hell is a gaming represantive im just a peasant
u one of those twitter people arent u
god forbid I like a game
You're telling me a ginger bred this man?
no im who let me solo her wishes he was
Blasphemy