general-discussion

[celest remnant]

I really wish you would've went along with me and not elaborated, third party distributors are not allowed here either and I was trying to give you an out

So please nod next time 🙆‍♂️

[kind quail]

How we feel about that new deleted cutscene drop

[raven fern]

I made it so im pretty proud of myself

[kind quail]

I see

[raven fern]

Planted a tree and such

[kind quail]

I planted the such

[raven fern]

Thank you for your help

[kind quail]

[oak salmon]

I never knew there's been so many young mods as i can't even run my own discord server too much work ><

[scenic lake]

i am your biggest fan

[raven fern]

I will never forget you

[scenic lake]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[languid merlin]

Miquella plants an olive tree and dips

What a beast

[nova matrix]

Lore chat talked about it for like 2 minutes and then we leapt to the more pertinent questions of "why did it take so long to find" and "was the miquella model always in the game or did it come with dlc, we forgor"

It doesnt reveal anything new

[kind quail]

duh, just that michael zachary hates making his stories easier to read

[nova matrix]

I know you joking but he's come out and said he's simply garbage at direct story telling and this is why grrm was hired

Elden ring is in fact meant to be more legible to average player than dark souls

Elden ring is in fact more obscure

🐴

[kind quail]

even more clair

[celest nova]

Guys should i kill shabiri

[nova matrix]

Yes

[celest nova]

I heard he has no use to me

[whole walrus]

holy i forgot how ass yt builds are

[celest nova]

Are you positive? I dont want to miss out on anything

[nova matrix]

This should be your only metric in life for if you should kill someone or not

[nova matrix]

Unless you doing frenzy ending and want the lore then kill him

[celest nova]

Oh so he is useful? So ifi kill him i cant het frenzy ending?

[nova matrix]

He only guides you to it and gives dialogue

He may be a part of hyetta quest which has a seal attached, not sure the steps on that offhand

[celest nova]

Ok bet

[nova matrix]

He himself is nothing though, frenzy ending can be unlocked without him

You can unlock it before even meeting him

Killing him gives yuras set including the hat and nagakiba, so thats a point towards

The hat is really cool if just fashion

[hardy drift]

hiiii~!

where is everyone

[nova matrix]

In lore chat loreing it up

[dark comet]

Dead chat🐺 💀 🙏 🥀

[hexed kernel]

dead

[native tree]

Hi flame

[raven fern]

What the hell is this 😭

[dim pawn]

Whaddup

[dark comet]

The sky🤣

[forest warren]

Wht u guys talking about??

Sotr??

[gritty void]

Honestly looking into starting this game never played a game like this I play cod any help or support would be much appreciated don’t really know what to do

[native tree]

Everything but elden ring

[forest warren]

I really wanna play sotr.

[dark comet]

I'm funny 🥹

[forest warren]

Just stuck in. The loop. Playing elden ring ng+4

[hardy drift]

hiii

[native tree]

Hruu

[hardy drift]

good, i been on mc all day

im the most stacked on the server (by a longshot)

[native tree]

Thats good, i was on mc earlier with my brothers but kept crashing

[hardy drift]

oof

[dim pawn]

Incorrect

Hi miria

[native tree]

Damn

[dim pawn]

Hi yako

[native tree]

Hi 46?

[hardy drift]

I've collected every single weapon available in it's top form, just not all are fully maxxed yet

[quaint zealot]

PvP who is for it, who is against it?

[forest warren]

Dayym!!

[dim pawn]

46™ , ye

[ornate dew]

i can never lock in and grind for high end stuff on mc, i honestly just dont care

[hardy drift]

My spear and trident are unenchanted and my sword is missing fire aspect

[native tree]

Nicee

[native tree]

Hru

[dim pawn]

The only 46™

[dim pawn]

Eepy as beans

[hardy drift]

I need so many levelssss

[ornate dew]

i play this game to build things and enjoy monotonous tasks such as farming

[hardy drift]

Maybe I might go to the end and build a farm

wait nvm we haven't killed the dragon yet

[nova matrix]

Build redstone operated farms

[native tree]

Go to sleep in a bean

[nova matrix]

This is all I do everytime I play minecraft

[dim pawn]

I want to but it's sooooo far away
-# like 2 feet

[nova matrix]

I gather resources to make machines that produce resources that let me make bigger machines

I make vanilla mc into factorio

[native tree]

Sleep where you are

[ornate dew]

yeahhh but the satisfaction i get after i have, over time, converted an entire plains biome into just one giant wheat farm is unrivaled

[hardy drift]

I need mob farms but idk how to build them lwk

[dim pawn]

On the floor, bet

[nova matrix]

I tried this once and got bored halfway through terraforming lmao

[hardy drift]

Only meaningful thing I built was a bridge in the nether to connect our houses

[nova matrix]

I settle for stupidly long transportation systems

[hardy drift]

Cuz we like 3k blocks away in the overworld lmao

[ornate dew]

i dont terraform for that tbh it just grows however the land is shaped

[native tree]

😭

[nova matrix]

I once dug 8k blocks 3x3 wide for an unbroken railway under an ocean I didnt know to use netherhub for yet

[ornate dew]

i need to force myself to bother with redstone to make functional things, im all about style over substance when it comes to mc

[hardy drift]

our portals are close tho

[nova matrix]

Clay machines are a good starting point for doing both

[ornate dew]

the new mob they're adding seems to enable a sort of monorail system i've been seeing on twitter today? it looks really cool

[dim pawn]

How we doin tonight?

[nova matrix]

You end up by the end with a flat clean sheet of clay somewhere in your base

Its very aesthetic like unbroken snow

Its also very basic redstone

[native tree]

Thats good

[steep moss]

i only use it for a sugarcane farm and to show my gf that i can still make a tnt cannon lmfao

[nova matrix]

The clay also either trades into villagers for emeralds or you can make an obscene amount of bricks whenever you want

[lavish wasp]

a

[hexed kernel]

minecraft is only fun with friends

[ornate dew]

oh mannn i havent made a tnt cannon in literally over 10 years

[hardy drift]

debatable

[nova matrix]

Same

[ornate dew]

i need to give it another go

[hexed kernel]

or probably servers

[nova matrix]

Last one I made was stacked 5 high and linked to one button and I called it bahamut

[hexed kernel]

just other people in general

[ornate dew]

minecraft is best enjoyed with friends but it can be plenty fun on your own too

[nova matrix]

I prefer playing by myself

I play in a very specific way thats very efficient in some aspects and stupidly inefficient in others and it causes friction

[ornate dew]

i will actually look into this, i want brick for my buildings but i cba digging it by hand in such high quantities

[mossy reef]

Hello is saying the n word bannable on here?

[ornate dew]

you should probably just go dawg we do not want you here

[mossy reef]

Is it?

[hexed kernel]

guess

[nova matrix]

Its super cash money, when you have enough bricks you can flip the clay into whatever villager block you want

[mossy reef]

Shouldn’t be

[nova matrix]

My villager economy is mainly driven by clay and then baking stone and glass

[native tree]

Read rules.

[nova matrix]

None of these leagues of farmland for 2 emeralds

Pure industrial might

[ornate dew]

villagers are another thing im really sleeping on

[gilded dragon]

try saying it to find out

[nova matrix]

I dont always get them, but they're nifty to have even for just getting arrows and populating your base

Having them run around adds flavor and reason to build

[ornate dew]

my friends on our server set up like a villager trading hall thing to grind mending books but it broke and now none of them can be bothered fixing it lmao

[mossy reef]

Guys im lvl 400 in elden ring am I accepted on here

[dim pawn]

Demon of Song ❌

Semo-

[nova matrix]

I dislike trading halls, I free roam my villagers unless I consider them to have been naughty

[gilded dragon]

even non elden ring players are accepted bro 😭

[nova matrix]

Then they go into the cask of amontillado wall

[ornate dew]

i would prefer that approach too tbh trading halls feel too sweaty

[ashen hull]

No you have to be lvl 1 and beating all the bosses

With your hand and ONE eye

[mossy reef]

I guess bro

[nova matrix]

If you free roam you have to wall off the whole village area and fully light it, it can be annoying but its fun imo

[mossy reef]

Why are reactions muted

[nova matrix]

I like building pseudo defenses and making the village a base

[mossy reef]

Tf?

[gilded dragon]

coc?

hi zeta

[steep moss]

i don’t blame them, sometimes getting that zombie to target the villager is the worst

[ornate dew]

this can be super fun tbh, my favorite builds are towns/cities so i have fun building little improvements to villages in the wild

[nova matrix]

I once built a massive automated sheep farm to get enough wool to form a moat around a village made of wool

The idea was if a raid attacked, I could light it on fire and the entire village would be surrounded by a wall of fire

[mossy reef]

Holy mod

[nova matrix]

I never finished it because its too stupid to work, but I did make the sheep farm

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/confetti-happy-birthday-surprise-celebrate-gif-17914580735358212384

More mod

[gilded dragon]

hello logic

[ornate dew]

@steep moss not sure if this is anything yall would care to address

[celest remnant]

Hello Kong

[ornate dew]

followed by

[hexed kernel]

die

[steep moss]

it sure is bud

[mossy reef]

Just an honest question

[gilded dragon]

how r u?

[mossy reef]

Death threat btw

[dark comet]

Correctamondo

[ornate dew]

yeah thats crazy man, dont care

[native tree]

Never

[hexed kernel]

says the one who wants to say the N word here

[dark comet]

Always

[celest remnant]

It's not only bannable, but if by some miracle you come back, you will be actively shunned

[mossy reef]

No? I asked if it was allowed. I am black myself

[native tree]

NEVER (small text)

[hexed kernel]

still doesn't matter

[ornate dew]

doubt

[dark comet]

ALWAYS (tiny text)

[mossy reef]

Ok but death threats are allowed

[nova matrix]

Sir bonkius lives

[hexed kernel]

you can't say any swear words here

[celest remnant]

Settle down the lot of you

[nova matrix]

Yea settle down bonkius

[celest remnant]

The word isn't allowed here, enough said move on

[native tree]

Never (BIG TEXT)

[steep moss]

a capital word that small might actually get by the filter, i’ve seen some shorter solo capitalized words get through

[dark comet]

I do. I do.

[ornate dew]

ok that sounds really cool actually

[mossy reef]

how are death threats allowed but not the n word this doesn’t make sense

[native tree]

Interesting

[gilded dragon]

n word is racist

[steep moss]

[ornate dew]

can somebody put the kid to bed it's past his bedtime

[celest remnant]

Die is not a death threat, it is an instruction, move on or suffer

[dark comet]

Always (BEEG TEXT)

[dark comet]

No

[steep moss]

we do offer paddlings for that

[nova matrix]

Right? The head image alone made it worth building the factory farm and digging the moat, I just never filled it because raids didnt need all the extra noise to kill off

[mossy reef]

Whatever it takes not to ban💔

[nova matrix]

Raids spawned weird too sometimes

[celest remnant]

Yeah for sure but I'm letting it go for the simple fact that it was a response to a question that was IMMEDIATELY suspect

and keeping the focus on homeboy there if he continues

[steep moss]

i keep it cuz i be lying sometimes

[nova matrix]

This banning is twohanded and cannot be parried

[hexed kernel]

you seem to be new to discord
just know
the N word is banned basically in any discord server except for the the really bad ones

[ornate dew]

yeahhh in practice it would probably be too sudden to really do much with but it's really cool in concept and might work on like a multiplayer server with warring factions

[gilded dragon]

wait, is anybody from lgbt allowed to use f slur? (not in this server, i mean outside the server)

[mossy reef]

No

[celest remnant]

No at all lol

[mossy reef]

Not at all

[hexed kernel]

for real

[celest remnant]

This is both an official game server+a huge place

[ornate dew]

as with most things "it depends"

absolutely not here tho

[mossy reef]

Yes and I respect that

[celest remnant]

No my point is why ask that to begin with

[hexed kernel]

you can't even say the word that starts with f here

[celest remnant]

the answer is quite obviously no

[mossy reef]

The servers I’ve been in aren’t restricted like this.

[celest remnant]

No game dev worth their salt is going to harbor people being racist for any reason and bandai namco is a MULTIBILLION DOLLAR publisher

[dark comet]

So much arguing 💢🦩

[celest remnant]

This isn't arguing lol

[gilded dragon]

u r in wrong server then

[mossy reef]

I enjoy the server

[steep moss]

the proper response would be to go back to those servers no?

[dark comet]

So much. All the arguing

[celest remnant]

I'm humoring the guy rather than trying to jump down his throat and just explaining things

[hexed kernel]

stay in those servers or create your own elden ring server where you can say the N word
but not here

[nova matrix]

Joined today btw

[mossy reef]

No I will just limit my words whenever I’m in this server

[steep moss]

that is the correct choice

[ornate dew]

or maybe just dont say it at all?

[gilded dragon]

not this, i mean in those which the word is allowed

[mossy reef]

Just leave me alone💔

[celest remnant]

That would be the preferred but as long as you stick to the #rules we'll get along fine

[steep moss]

our server isn’t like those other servers and you’ll be asked to follow our rules while your here, hope that answers the whole thing

[hexed kernel]

what

[native tree]

Zeta

[nova matrix]

If you would like a substitutive word tarnished canonically works

[dark comet]

They're sad.

[steep moss]

or you know, something regular like “dude”

[hexed kernel]

bruh

[gilded dragon]

zeta

[celest remnant]

Hello Zeta my guy

[nova matrix]

The way messmer regards us alone

[celest remnant]

are we munching the chaw pal?

[dark comet]

Pardon?

[celest remnant]

Relish this moment, for the epilogue henceforth shall be unpleasant

[steep moss]

what

[dark comet]

Lotta words

[dark comet]

That's what I'm saying!

[halcyon kernel]

Logic are you high?

[nova matrix]

Are you not?

[native tree]

-# also logic, yk if there is any comfirmation a new creep tapes episode coming soon?

[steep moss]

tried to google it and only got some cowboy video as top result

[halcyon kernel]

No I'm quite low

[nova matrix]

Damn

[dark comet]

Sick! I wanna watch that! Gimme a sec

[halcyon kernel]

Yako

[native tree]

Fatique

[halcyon kernel]

Hi

[native tree]

Hello, hru

[steep moss]

LMAO, after watching the first 5 seconds i can tell it might be quality

[dark comet]

This is fire!!!

[halcyon kernel]

Bored, waiting for my friend to be online

[native tree]

Fair

[dark comet]

This is the greatest thing ever!

Would recommend

[nova matrix]

Damn the youtube ai comments are written by real people

Tragic

[dark comet]

Ok maybe not lol😭

[dark comet]

So is it really ai?

[nova matrix]

That is a question for philosophers

And probably really prideful egoists

[mossy reef]

Are you real

[dark comet]

To human but ai... is it ai when the human ai's a true question for the ages!!!

[dark comet]

Idk 🤷‍♂️

I'm like... a tree sometimes yk....

[wraith hornet]

Wait is ur pfp from lazy town I loved that show as a kid

[steep moss]

honestly i’m pretty convinced now, that was quite the tale for a 2011 video

[dark comet]

Yeppers!

[steep moss]

sportacus

[dark comet]

It was amazing tho, was it not?

[steep moss]

9/10, i didn’t like the part about the baby carrots lmfao

[dark comet]

Fr lol

[celest remnant]

It may have been difficult, but I've spent my life gazing upon the fruitful spoils of manifest destiny, I've seen hills that roll endlessly into a golden landscape of fiery reds and beautiful auburn, I've seen mountains that pierce the grace of God through the hearts of the grandest of fissures. I've met eyes with creatures that know the earth better than you or I ever will. I've shook the hands of many a troubled soul, and I've heard the sorrow in their voices. I've seen the hope in their eyes. People in the cities look upon me as if I'm not another person not trying to find a crack of my own to slip into. When I lacked a place in this world, I made my own. This is the only life I've ever known, and it's the only life I wanna know.

[dark comet]

I watched a homeless guy do a backflip. Yours is pretty cool too ig

[celest remnant]

You ever see a homeless fella genuinely performing, you give that man some coinage

[dark comet]

Exactly

[celest remnant]

At least he's making an effort, everyone deserves help but it's wonderful to see them up and trying to earn it

[dark comet]

It was so tuff🥹

[nova matrix]

Fruitful spoils of manifest destiny got me rollin a wee bit

[celest remnant]

America really is beautiful when you strip away the drama

[nova matrix]

Its such a flowery way of saying spoils of war

[celest remnant]

this land is gorgeous man

[steep moss]

Human beings are not the most intelligent of creatures , this is the only way that peace can be achieved , of course after several decades that pain too will eventually fade with time , it will no longer act as a deterrent , humanity will return to war again , this time they themselves will use the tailed beast weapon against one and other and reconfirm what true pain is , and then for a time peace will briefly be restored again , in the course of this endless cycle of hatred be getting more hatred , this unbearable pain will give rise to momentary peace, that is my dream and my goal

[kindred bolt]

good evening

[dark comet]

I accidentally ate a tangerine with mold this morning!

[steep moss]

that’s horrible

[celest remnant]

guy sees heartfelt words and goes

[dark comet]

Ye😊

[celest remnant]

I WILL GIVE HIM THE NINETALES COPYPASTA

[steep moss]

one time my mom drank spoiled milk, cuz she didn’t believe me when i said it was spoiled

[celest remnant]

nice job doofus

[steep moss]

i was horrified watching

[dark comet]

Thank you!😁

[dark comet]

I had cereal and the milk came out in chunks

[celest remnant]

Now EAT the mold tangerine

[steep moss]

LMAO, i’m pretty high so you caught me during a moment of equal exchange

[dark comet]

I already didddd!!😭

[nova matrix]

All my monologue copy pastas are noun swapped for other games😔

Reminds me, I need to google when total war 40k is coming out

[celest remnant]

It's okay mine was a goobsmooch reference

[dark comet]

I wish copy pasta was just being able to copy and paste pasta😔

[nova matrix]

2027-2028 damn

[steep moss]

my brain was thinking of profound words and landed on pains speech to naruto

[dark comet]

Walmart Griffith

[nova matrix]

Kinda is yea

[celest remnant]

Kinda, I think Griffith was actually less successful

the design is definently there though

[nova matrix]

I think its equal but also I dont remember my fear and hunger lore

[dark comet]

Alleyway Griffith

[celest remnant]

Nah so, griffith got his kingdom, but if the implied connections are true

this man walked away a literal demigod

got an entire kingdom

[steep moss]

this might brand me an uncultured swine, but i’ve never actually seen berzerk

[celest remnant]

and then proceeds 200 years later

[celest remnant]

oh this is funger lore don't worry

[dark comet]

@tidal olive that link is not allowed here

[nova matrix]

You want to read it anyway, the animes are mid or old

[celest remnant]

to wage war on an entire nation just so he can build the omnissiah in a basement

[steep moss]

my only experience with that is watching youtuber prod play it

it looked hilarious

[celest remnant]

It's hilarious but infamously hard to stream for obvious reasons

game is also pretty hard on the lore

[dark comet]

Peter Griffith

[celest remnant]

especially termina

[steep moss]

yeah there was alot of blurring in the video lol

not much to imagine

[dark comet]

Like from Majora's Mask?🤩

[celest remnant]

Actually, yes, it takes a ton of inspiration including giving you a three days mechanic

[nova matrix]

The games also just kinda hard to play even without the need to blur

[steep moss]

alright guys i’m having major indecision, help me decide what to play from what i have installed

[nova matrix]

You can make it alot easier with certain things but if you flail around you getting cooked

[dark comet]

Wow! I'm happy now. The moldy tangerine made me sad but now im not

[celest remnant]

Here's the key difference bonk:The moon doesn't crash, it gives you a form of silent hill cancer.

This is literal, I am not making some crude analogy

[dark comet]

Oh.

[celest remnant]

If you are exposed to moonlight in the lore, you transform hideously becuase of the influence of the god rher

[still wren]

pvz

[celest remnant]

I say silent hill because the main characters all have unique boss monster forms based on trauma

(or negative traits)

[dark comet]

I like goat more😔

[nova matrix]

I've seen it compared to blessings of the chaos gods in 40k too, place is on its way to becoming a daemon world

[green yew]

Guys who is Pcr

[celest remnant]

also, in lore should have a big * by it

the game featurs MASOCHISM mode which turns the moonlights lore description into an actual mechanic

🙆‍♂️

[winged obsidian]

Harry 🗿

[celest remnant]

30 second exposure=immediate moonscorch

[nova matrix]

All the characters having monstrous forms of themselves was fun

[dark comet]

.Odolwa
.Goat
.twinmold
(Not the fish... i hate the fish)

[celest remnant]

WELL

[nova matrix]

It revealed alot about themselves often

[winged obsidian]

he's locked in and daughterpilled

[celest remnant]

Dann, dann is the outlier we haven't learned anything about yet

[nova matrix]

Is he the one who turns into pocket cat

[celest remnant]

his moonscorch form is unique, and seeing as he's my favorite character

[winged obsidian]

none of that bs matters, all that mattered to my goat was keeping his kid safe. what a Chad

[celest remnant]

I will elaborate

yes

[winged obsidian]

even went back to silent Hill to protect her after he saved her

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/daan-pocketcat-fear-and-hunger-daan-pocketcat-fear-and-hunger-termina-gif-3700648457261042465

UpON THIS handsome fella coming under rhers influence

pocketcat immediately possesses him, likely owing to his possession of the Blank Soul.

[dark comet]

Yall don't know peak till you've fought Igos du Ikana🥹 ✌️

[steep moss]

i decided against all of that and now i’m playing harvest moon island of happiness for the ds

[still wren]

ayo

[nova matrix]

I forgot all the characters have specific souls with attributes and this is why they special

I mainly remembering it being relevant for the dude who gets killed by needles asap if you dont play a specific way

[winged obsidian]

also remember Harry died fighting

[still wren]

everyone should try this game its cheap and good

flying under the radar rn

has bioshock levels of atmosphere toit

pretty good story

[nova matrix]

set in spain

explore an island

Pick a lane

[steep moss]

and here we see my pc that i totally have

[dark comet]

Yall don't know peak till you've played through all of Ikana and Stone Tower Temple🥹 ✌️

[still wren]

zamn

😭

[winged obsidian]

are there no islands in Spain

[steep moss]

my stepdaughter has a macbook, and she growled at me once when i used it for my resume lmfao

i just let her things be now

[nova matrix]

Europe could be an island chain, I cant prove otherwise as I've never been

Oceania exists so why not

[still wren]

the puzzles are way too hard tho, i had to youtube how to play dominoes to do this puzzle

[winged obsidian]

all land masses are actually just islands of varying sizes

[nova matrix]

Reminds me of trying to learn how to play shogi for yakuza like a dragon

[still wren]

like, its not hard as in they dont give you enough hints, but the process to solve it really needs you to sit down and think and it gets really exhausting

[nova matrix]

I never got good enough to even beat the basic bots lmao

[winged obsidian]

I learned to play koi koi from Yakuza

still can't play mahjong though

[dark comet]

Anyways this was way to long of a once a month appearance. disappears cutely

[steep moss]

my buddy tried to learn shogi bc of naruto, he then realized that he’s actually full on ass at strategy games lmfao

[winged obsidian]

the ONE achievement I haven't gotten in kiwami

[steep moss]

worst general

[nova matrix]

I've played a decent few strategy games but none of them afforded me the extra level of thinking around shogi letting you deepstrike any taken piece onto the board

I would be executing my strat after finally figuring things out only to get it blown apart because I sacrificed a piece that was then placed behind everything else

[still wren]

yooo i didnt know this came out already

the trailer was really good

[manic ice]

Very scary game

[still wren]

unfortunately rare to find single player story fps games these days

[winter vale]

i thought this game was out in 2025 dec

[still wren]

yeh tho ig i completely missed it

[winter vale]

must been an alpha or something back then

[still wren]

play crisol

[mellow smelt]

Like borderlands or others?

[still wren]

i hope crisol devs get the chance to do another game

[winter vale]

we need eldenring 3

[still wren]

like doom, half life, what cod devs used to do before cod

bioshock

[meager furnace]

is anyone having calibration issues with the base game?

[scenic lake]

i watched markiplier play it it looks pretty good

[still wren]

i like how ive been playing games for so long that i can differentiate whats good and bad from the trailers 😭

[celest remnant]

so the soul isn't relevant you're thinking of tanaka

he just has the HIGHEST chance in the game of dying

the man is a magnet for having his head sawed off by needles, falling into traps

oblivious ass

[scenic lake]

what drives me crazy is when trailers are purely cinematic with absolutely no gameplay

[still wren]

i rmb seeing mindseye trailer and thought it was bad cuz there was no gameplay, it was so much worse than expected

[celest remnant]

Rarely, no gameplay can kinda be good

i can't remember the name, but there was this steam alien palnt gardening game I played at one point

[scenic lake]

in no world is not showing gameplay better than showing gameplay

like the game might be good but they should show gameplay

[celest remnant]

no no ltierally playing the game not trailers lol

[meager furnace]

i think the ER servers are messed up again

[celest remnant]

sometimes games where you just

do little things

are fantastic

[scenic lake]

yeah i get you now

[nova matrix]

I thought thats why the soul is relevant, its the one that symbolizes unrealized potential isnt it? He needs to be nurtured and then straps his tie around his forehead and becomes japanese Hulk Hogan

[celest remnant]

This is why animal crossing is as popular as it is, truly peak just logging on, doing your little daily tasks, then locking off

[celest remnant]

Ye, but he's an absolute dink, that's the only reason he always nearly dies

ai pathfinding is goob

[green yew]

Guys who is pcr

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-hunger-termina-termina-tanaka-when-im-in-a-dying-competition-and-my-opponent-is-fear-and-hunger-gif-3560259425379687175

Imagine dressing that slickly for your little sprite art business meeting

and then this guy

https://tenor.com/view/art-clown-bunnymimi-gif-16468807823592878073

just saws your head off

[hollow nacelle]

Yo guys wsp

Hello... anyone alive in chat?

[scenic lake]

nope

[raven fern]

I’m dead

[velvet canopy]

control decks are scary

[nova matrix]

They're either scary or you run them over by turn 5 because they drew or brought wrong responses

Wait this is 2026

You run them over by turn 3

Control when its tuned is very very good, but it needs tuning to the meta and coming at it sideways is free elo all day every day

[still wren]

i wish i had the means to grill fish over a fire

[nova matrix]

Burn your couch?

You can grill on the springs

If feeling fancy, you can unbend the springs and make kebabs

[pallid parrot]

big horseman guy fell off a cliff

[scenic lake]

idiot

[nova matrix]

Nice

[celest remnant]

This is primarily what I play lol, the bant artifacts

actually I'll just get the decklist so you kinda understand the full extent

(I gotta do a headcount on just how much single target removal I actually have)

[nova matrix]

3 mana black boardwipe in strixhaven btw if you play control. Not bant colors but it caught my eye in spoilers

Its modal, either -2/-2 or if you gained life it becomes full boardwipe

[celest remnant]

oh it's not boardwipes this is proper, selective, nasty control

I'll show you the crux card first and then the list, you'll get it fast

We use united battlefront to power an explosive burst of removal out, feed it to repurposing bay, and translate that into synthesizer procs before finally putting the cap in a 3 mana artifact and throwing out fire crystal for game

[nova matrix]

Oh its birthing pod toolbox with artifacts and coco

Neat, I like it

[fickle needle]

[dire ledge]

who on dbd

[nova matrix]

This is the only type of deck I've ever seen someone justify more than 60 cards for with a straight face because they wanted more maindeck toolbox options for the meta

I'm not even sure they were correct but the sheer aura around the confidence in their plan and then winning was amazing

[fickle needle]

Today is a beautiful day nicee

Spring finally arrived

[celest remnant]

fire crystal out here being the most unexpected wincon

[fickle needle]

Hopefully by noon/evening it will be warmer though

[celest remnant]

oh shi i should get back to ranga speaking of mtg

he's finally downloaded it apparently

[fickle needle]

What is mtg?

[celest remnant]

magic the gathering, my dear chell

[fickle needle]

Ohhhh the card game you all are talking about right logic?

[celest remnant]

🙂‍↕️

[fickle needle]

I wish I was good at card-stat games

[celest remnant]

that's right

[fickle needle]

Is it fun and played a lot?

[dire ledge]

isdbdbgoodno

[celest remnant]

oh queues so fast you can play in the big deck modes and get near immediate matches

[fickle needle]

Ohhhhh

That's very gud

I might check it out some time too

And see if I can improve myself

[velvet canopy]

i told you to invite me and you didnt 😭

[dire ledge]

when

[velvet canopy]

i need to do adept survivors mane

idk a few hours ago

[dire ledge]

i never saw

[velvet canopy]

rippp

[dire ledge]

oh in ewgf

we been on dbd 5hrs

6hrs

[gray wraith]

💝happy easter! (to those that celebrate it lol) 🐰🐤

[native tree]

Dobah

Fatique

[celest remnant]

Got two more packs, was hoping for at least 1 half of the pirate prints of bebop and rocksteady

got the smelly basic ones singular card instead

[celest remnant]

I can teach ya magic to the point that you get diamond pretty easily if you follow my decklists and piloting instructions

[whole walrus]

id rather learn from houdini

[celest remnant]

most people would but frankly, he'd be kind of bad at magic the gathering

(dead people aren't very good at card games and also make poor teachers of the subject)

[fickle needle]

Yakooobb

[native tree]

Hru

[fickle needle]

Yes sir yes sir 🫡

[fickle needle]

I'm good thank you! Wbu? Headin to hospital

[native tree]

Thats good, was gonna ask if you alr, but you nurse😭, im good, had a pretty good easter

[fickle needle]

LMAOO ye I go to work 3 days a week

And glad to hear you had it nice! Happy Easter btw!

We don't celebrate it here but it's cute

[native tree]

Thx

[native tree]

Lol, i got a basket of candy to eat

[fickle needle]

Eat em slow

[native tree]

I will

[fickle needle]

Damn saw a game advertisement on a metrobus

Gud

[native tree]

Nice what game🤔

[fickle needle]

Very old game

Doubt anyone would know

But it has servers the fans themselves create

[nimble lodge]

How do i summon people to help?

[fickle needle]

An advertisement like that

[nimble lodge]

Huh?

[native tree]

Use furl calling finger remedy and have a set password

[fickle needle]

You can place a summoning sign using a finger called

^

[hexed kernel]

man i hate sekiro

[fickle needle]

The other person has to be the same platform, and use the password where you placed it to enter

[nimble lodge]

How can i just get a random person cuz im having trouble

[native tree]

Fair

[fickle needle]

You can ask in #pc-co-op too

They can join you there

[nimble lodge]

Ok thanks

[fickle needle]

Np!

[torpid river]

could some kind Samaritan who has completely BEAT Elden Rings give me a hand? I have some weapons I want to upgrade, but because of my greed for constantly changing builds, I've reached a point where there are ALMOST no more gems left in my world, so I wanted to know if anyone would be willing to provide the gems (the normal gems, or if you prefer, the dark ones too), actually, you can call me Over

[sinful locust]

why is the winged crystal tear so OP

[native tree]

Dmv

Wrong person named milk😭

[torpid river]

i rlly need help

[celest remnant]

You can buy an infinite amount of all gems but the last ones

[celest remnant]

you need to find the somberstone bell bearings using these instructions nonishd just posted

[whole walrus]

tsk tsk tsk logic when are you gonna hop on the image grind

[celest remnant]

I actually have

I have an author credit on malikeths card lol

[torpid river]

love u bro, thx

[native tree]

Holy moly, i just saw that😭

[celest remnant]

(I handled the ending rewrite as it was rather wordy)

[torpid river]

rlly

u saved me from spending hours thinking about how to pick up so many rocks

[native tree]

Fatique lurking

[whole walrus]

so thats why it was reposted

[halcyon kernel]

Maybe

[celest remnant]

Yup, whole thing other than basic information was rewritten

(I didn't see a thing wrong with the statslines)

[native tree]

Always you mean

[whole walrus]

so, wanna do the rest for no payment or gain?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LKHEhtLPi9VPk5ceQn2Wh3BOn5XXOy_dmPzu5zUdJtQ/edit?gid=0#gid=0

[halcyon kernel]

Who knows

[celest remnant]

Sure I'll do a few in my spare time

dm that to me

[whole walrus]

sure

the tips are the hardest part anyways

[celest remnant]

I'm pretty great at making in-game screenshots as well

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Noni

[whole walrus]

trying to find actual constructive tips for players thatd actually help

[celest remnant]

I'd dedicate a card to stressing the use of consumables

[whole walrus]

i havent played or learned the rest of them on there well enough to write tips

[celest remnant]

holy its so bad in both pve and pvp

[whole walrus]

holy isnt that bad in the dlc

[celest remnant]

yes lololol

they have so much utility it's WILD to not use them

a belt of knives is a better spell interrupter than anything you can cast

[whole walrus]

i have ss for the rest of the base game bosses btw

its just dlc thats really lacking

[native tree]

No placid yet💔

[whole walrus]

boring af 💔 i dont wanna spend the time refighting him to get the tips

[fickle needle]

Double cat

[runic marlin]

does anyone have any spare good bleed weapons i can dual wield mainly looking for some sort of twin blade or curved sword?

[native tree]

Fair, i wanna make another boss card but dont feel like installing the app i used again

[halcyon kernel]

Wowie

[native tree]

Gatos

[whole walrus]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[hexed kernel]

sekiro is probably the most boring souls game i have played
i am in ashina depths and the game still isn't getting fun except for like 2 bosses

[runic marlin]

its not even trading im just asking if someone has a spare one

[whole walrus]

exactly

so ask in the place where people distribute items

its where everyone will be

[graceful carbon]

are we getting a new dlc!??!?

[wet plume]

Yeah the Miyazaki Exclusive

Coming out in 2028

[terse torrent]

I never imagined magic glintblade would be that good

240 dmg each, auto tracking

The lift to mountaintops gargoyle stood NO CHANCE

I died a single time when trying it with the melee sorceries and like, nope

[celest remnant]

Should've been imagining more

people were LITERALLY speedrunning rogiers rapier because the ashes glintblades were nigh immediate poisebreakers at one point

[terse torrent]

That's phalanx however

[celest remnant]

Sure, but same family, overall, great utility spell

[terse torrent]

Different breed, it has poise DMG and the spell doesn't! I think

that's very funni

[celest remnant]

Yeah, weird choice but it was fun to abuse before the nerfs hit

[fickle needle]

Eye

[fickle needle]

El gato ya

[celest remnant]

I wish I could get an action rpg that actually gave a damn about wizard utility

I shouldn't just cast fireball

[nimble lodge]

I just beat fire giant. I have a max moonveil and a rivers of blood thing. Which should i use?

[celest remnant]

I should be a toolbox

[native tree]

Yes

[twilit pond]

Wassup

[celest remnant]

The thrill of being a wizard isn't in the fireballs it's literally the utility of being able to pick up a book, inscribe MAGIC RUNES into all 50 pages, and then imprint fireball into each, so that when your bbeg opens the book they explode in a furnace of hellfire

[keen bronze]

Could I get help with a big guy in caria manor please

[terse torrent]

That dumbahh gargoyle never stood a chance

Like I'd play fair with a famelic knee-chewed tar covered piece of trash

[molten lichen]

Rice + Clarifying Boluses is a pretty tasty meal

[terse torrent]

Thank God they realized that at least making their attacks predictable let's it be indecent at best, and not horrifying

And that's not even the case in some attacks

[celest remnant]

oh my god I just had a startling realization

my eyes have shifted from the stormy brown of their youth to almost green

[hexed kernel]

how to have fun in sekiro

[celest remnant]

I went to the bathroom to pee and looked at my eyes more closely in the mirror, haven't noticed anything for almost 17 years

[terse torrent]

You don't

[fickle needle]

How are your eyes though

[celest remnant]

Stop treating it like dark souls and start treating it like project diva

[fickle needle]

Do they see well?

[celest remnant]

much better now, what did dain tell you about the welding fuel thing?

[fickle needle]

What is that

[celest remnant]

Yes though if I keep splashing welding fuel in them probably not for long

[fickle needle]

😭😭

[hexed kernel]

i mean i can parry and all decently well but like
am i supposed to be two shotted by every enemy i see?

[celest remnant]

I went to refuel the tank of the ignition source I use to weld with

and it was under pressure

I attach the nozzle and pffffffffft

[fickle needle]

Do be careful 😭

[celest remnant]

got a nice jet in my eye of the bit left in the tank

[fickle needle]

Wear glasses

[celest remnant]

I normally WOULD be for every part BUT that

was just my fault for not looking closer at the pressure gauge

[fickle needle]

TAKE PRECAUTION

[vivid robin]

Is it my fault that i suck at bloodborne :c

[terse torrent]

... yes

[fickle needle]

Nu-uh

[vivid robin]

thank you

[hexed kernel]

yes

[fickle needle]

You're welcome

[celest remnant]

Yes. Repeat back to me what I just said to you.

[terse torrent]

Yes

[vivid robin]

:c

bloodborne too hard for me

[celest remnant]

Treat it like Project Diva

Sekiro is not a soulsborne, it is a rhythm game

[vivid robin]

only souls game that i found easy was elden ring

[celest remnant]

it is meant to be punishing, because rhythm games are punishing

[terse torrent]

That's because it actually has mobility

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-project-diva-hatsune-miku-megurine-luka-worlds-end-dancehall-gif-24276840

[terse torrent]

as, in general

[vivid robin]

i also played hollow knight... Also too hard for me

[celest remnant]

go develop better muscle memory with project diva

[terse torrent]

Caramelldansen

[celest remnant]

you will come back to souls games

and go "HAH PATTERN RECOGNITION I COULD SLEEP THROUGH THIS"

https://tenor.com/view/project-diva-hatsune-miku-gif-22166296

ah yes just a little casual gameplay

[terse torrent]

Pattern recognition is mid

Embrace unga bunga

You can't die if you killed it first

[green yew]

In 82 minutes, I have a test

[fickle needle]

Time to study

[green yew]

The subject is operating system

[fickle needle]

Though studying last 10 mins help me the most

[green yew]

Im studying at last 3 hrs

[fickle needle]

I do it like this

[celest remnant]

Chell waits until the mysteries of this plane unveil themselves to her

[fickle needle]

Prepare notes random times, study 30 mins, study 10 mins, study 30 mins, then a last 10 min read and done

[celest remnant]

how long could this take? 1 million years? perhaps

[fickle needle]

Exactly

[celest remnant]

that's actually decent studying for something short imo

[fickle needle]

I'm sure I will get them soon

[celest remnant]

college thesis papers out here going

[green yew]

My subjects are ez, i can score full marks if i study a whole day
But I'm lazy

[celest remnant]

"yeah how you like that week writing me just to fail little man"

[fickle needle]

777 pages of internal medicine, not enough for such but got 60 or 70 or smth

I don't study enough

Practice matters more to me

Though last two years I keep getting AA like this from everything almost so that's good

[celest remnant]

I'm pretty sure the microbiome in my bongwater just feeds me secrets of the universe at random

[fickle needle]

That's good to hear ye

[fickle needle]

😭

[winged obsidian]

man today was a rough and frustrating day, I should unwind by fighting fire giant on my rl1 run

[cerulean pasture]

I was today years old when I learned that "gaol" is a British spelling of "jail".

[winged obsidian]

it's an olde version of it

[fickle needle]

Evergaol

[celest remnant]

I'm telling you I will be sitting smoking and suddenly inspiration strikes

[fickle needle]

Damn

[fickle needle]

I've heard this a lot tbh

[celest remnant]

It's as if the bacteria are going "Thank you for the humid enviroment sir, here's what you're missing"

[fickle needle]

Crazy things happen

[celest remnant]

and then suddenly a function I've been trying to code

[green yew]

When I have a frustrating day, i farm trolls

[celest remnant]

suddenly works

[fickle needle]

Third eye opening ahh

[winged obsidian]

like, the enemy or the people

[terse torrent]

💀

[celest remnant]

and you think it'd be some cheech and chong stuff right? dumb stoner ideas?

I actually think I come up with stupider things sober

[fickle needle]

Nono

They're usually crazy good ideas

[terse torrent]

When I have a frustrating day I punch walls or go to have a beauty nap

[fickle needle]

Most scientists and musicians do so

[terse torrent]

full ass simian

[fickle needle]

Artists as well

[celest remnant]

now one thing I will own up to

at one point I was considering just making a cheesecake and pizza sandwich but I was REALLY baked

[fickle needle]

😭😭😭😭😭

[celest remnant]

and it sounded decent in the moment

[kind quail]

Why dovah yapping

[dawn sentinel]

What was the biggest goty robbery?

[fickle needle]

Who dis

Goofy

[green sun]

you never know untill u try

[terse torrent]

Skyrim mentioned

[fickle needle]

Indeed

[kind quail]

🦐

[celest remnant]

Oh dude that's a stupid combo likely to get you sick

[terse torrent]

Wym like most scientists and musicians stone themselves for good songs? 😭

[celest remnant]

the place I go to serves a good ol' fashioned greasy slice

[fickle needle]

Shrimp 🫵

[green sun]

maybe it's the secret to immortality but no one has tried it yet

[fickle needle]

Yeah

[kind quail]

Ban 🤾‍♂️

[fickle needle]

Literally

There is a music style dedicated to it too

[terse torrent]

that's one interesting way to be wrong I guess

[fickle needle]

But it's very rare

As it allows them to make music with colors

[terse torrent]

Yeah, the "most" part got me, but rare is okay

[winged obsidian]

synesthesia

[terse torrent]

LSD shi

[fickle needle]

Ya

[winged obsidian]

like language

[rare coral]

jood morning

[fickle needle]

Is synesthesia still popular

[rare coral]

i woke up and had 3 slices of pizza

ami going to die

[fickle needle]

Nah

[terse torrent]

I'm 21, eating goes ironic once you start noticing what tanks your stomach after eating. I never imagined pizza was so bad to me

[celest remnant]

OH chell

[fickle needle]

Ye

[celest remnant]

I'm so pleased, you remember the hormonal parrot?

[winged obsidian]

the concept of overlapping senses? yeah probably

[fickle needle]

Ye

[celest remnant]

The secret to solving the screaming was apparently A:Letting him sleep longer and B:Adding peanut butter and bananas+sweet potato to his morning food bowl

he was quiet for 90% of yesterday

[fickle needle]

That actually makes sense ngl

[celest remnant]

oh my god it was so nice

[winged obsidian]

so food and rest

[terse torrent]

I remember my first edible chocolates with other two friends. It was just 300g.

Dude FUCX, that was intense.

[fickle needle]

Just what I need

I'mma get birb soon too

[celest remnant]

specifically, they needed to be BURIED in the bowl

[winged obsidian]

as do most creatures it seems

[fickle needle]

Gotta prepare for it though

[celest remnant]

I was putting his snacks up top

but if you show him, pour the pellet over it

he will forage like a proper parrot

[winged obsidian]

I want a pet to feel less lonely. maybe a beardy

[terse torrent]

Is it one of those cockatoo parrots

[celest remnant]

this, keeps him busy

[winged obsidian]

they seem fun

[fickle needle]

Need a nice big cage for many toys and gud house, though I will keep it out with me all the time except for night

[terse torrent]

Dog? Cat.

[celest remnant]

Red Headed Amazon

[winged obsidian]

bearded dragon

[fickle needle]

I wanna have ma birbie on my shoulder, hand, head

[terse torrent]

No idea, seems nice

[fickle needle]

Lemme check the prices actually

For a big one

[terse torrent]

I recommend the... How's they called. The lil parroty with red cheeks

very intelligent, and friendly

[fickle needle]

Yeee I know em

[terse torrent]

And singing

[fickle needle]

Had them when I was a child

It got sold tho

I want the um

A sec

[winged obsidian]

Cockatiel

[kind quail]

I have 4

[terse torrent]

Hmm, being a responsible pet breeder seems like a beautiful job NGL.

[fickle needle]

I forgot English name

[winged obsidian]

birds are very fun creatures

[fickle needle]

These guys

[winged obsidian]

cockatiel

[fickle needle]

These are the most common ones to find

[winged obsidian]

budgies

[terse torrent]

Man with da parrot

[waxen nacelle]

hi friends

[fickle needle]

Helloo

[winged obsidian]

muhabbet?

[celest remnant]

He decided he was just going to set on my head, his brother rufus is in the living room

[fickle needle]

Ye because they yap and sing a lot

[split dune]

hi im thinking of pulling elden ring outta the steam family libary but im worried about making a trash build nvr played any souls gane b4 i only played ds1 for 20 min and it didnt click. I rlly like scythes and i noticed this game has builds that let u one shot stuff. im not particularly worried about ppl judging me for running a mage build so long as it has a scythe xD i luv scythes. Is this game worth trying?

[fickle needle]

Muhabbet means chat

Chatting bird ahh

[winged obsidian]

ah humans and our brilliant naming conventions

[fickle needle]

[winged obsidian]

budgerigar

also known as the common parakeet

African greys are really cool too

that one named Apollo shows how in depth their thinking can be

[fickle needle]

Birds are very smart yeah

Pigeons, well,

They're cute

[winged obsidian]

they're actually decently smart

[fickle needle]

I love em

[green yew]

Wdym? Trolls are all enemies

[winged obsidian]

they're just domesticated so they trust humans far more than they should sometimes

[split dune]

hi im thinking of pulling elden ring outta the steam family libary but im worried about making a trash build nvr played any souls gane b4 i only played ds1 for 20 min and it didnt click. I rlly like scythes and i noticed this game has builds that let u one shot stuff. im not particularly worried about ppl judging me for running a mage build so long as it has a scythe xD i luv scythes. Is this game worth trying? if it is can u point me to a guide to start off? and preferably a scythe build to follow till end game too wld be great! tyy

[winged obsidian]

they also descend from rock doves which means they don't usually make competent nests in the city, as for them it's more important to ensure your eggs don't fall off a cliff

[green yew]

This game makes me wanna smash my monitor

[fickle needle]

#builds you can use here, please don't spam, thank you!

Patience and they will help

[winged obsidian]

why learn how to play the game when you can just lion claw to victory

comically large bonk

[split dune]

okii

[green yew]

I will tell you how to beat every boss easily
I killed night cavalry by making him jump through a cliff

[split dune]

through?

[green yew]

Yes

[chrome forge]

that’s silly

[green yew]

Bro the bosses in this game are unfair so there is no point in fighting them fair

[chrome forge]

are you trying to bait me

[zinc meadow]

.

[green yew]

Why tf can night cavalry's horse can stomp on me but my horse can't?
Why tf night cavalry got such a huge ass horse but not me?

[tranquil spear]

@mental dune

what happened to this guy

[green yew]

I'm jus crashing out here😔

[green sun]

bro asking all the important questions

[chrome forge]

who tf is that 😭😭

[chrome forge]

this is true why does torrent suck

[tranquil spear]

idk he use to be in a server i was in

i havent heard of him since july and this is the only server im in with him in it

[chrome forge]

is it ur main account

[green yew]

And why tf can night cavalry interrupt my combo by attacking me anytime but when I attack him, it doesn't interrupt his attacks?

[chrome forge]

since your account was made the day the account ur referencing joined

suspect

[green sun]

hes just a poise monster

[terse torrent]

He bigger I guess

You can poise him however, with a big enough weapon

Good luck albeit

[green yew]

I see

How do I increase my own poise?

[winged obsidian]

because torrent is an underutilized mechanic

he's cute though

[green yew]

So how can I fully utilise him?

[terse torrent]

armor

[terse torrent]

You don't 👍

[winged obsidian]

they don't want you to so you cannot

torrent so ass in combat

[green yew]

Okay, can i atleast heal torrent somehow?

[chrome forge]

you won’t out poise bosses without using endure ash of war or heavy weapons charge attacks, 51 armor poise lets you tank small enemy hits without a stagger and that’s it really

[winged obsidian]

he likes raisins

[chrome forge]

the combat is based on rolling and positioning

not tanking and trad ing hits

[winged obsidian]

rollslop and positionslop

[chrome forge]

position slop is interesting

[green yew]

Bro this is not rdr2 that i can jus feed my horse some carrot and he recovers hp😭

[winged obsidian]

also you can absolutely tank and trade as long as you can recognize when an enemy is on the verge of a stagger

but that takes a bit of experience

[winged obsidian]

no, you can do that indeed

the rowa fruit can be used to make raisins that heal him

[green yew]

I'm currently fighting the 9 tailed fox

[winged obsidian]

it's just, why ride torrent when getting knocked off of him leaves you exposed for a full 4 seconds when you can not do that

because the same hit on foot would leave you vulnerable for like , a fraction of that time

[green yew]

I only ever use torrent for fighting dragons or stormgate trolls

[plain tapir]

How come I never saw a Ichigo cosplay in Elden Ring? Is it lost media now?

[winged obsidian]

he's ok for fighting dragons

[winged obsidian]

I have

[burnt helm]

Man I pull up

[plain tapir]

Okay good

[winged obsidian]

got summoned by him at Castle sol

had the butchers knife and the black robe and orange hair

[plain tapir]

Ok I pull up, hop out at the Elden party

[winged obsidian]

also got summoned by kratos, which was very out of character

[plain tapir]

Tuff

[burnt helm]

Me and all my summons yeah we tryna get rotty

[winged obsidian]

he was not unfortunately, he was made of wet tissue paper. but the drip was undeniable

[plain tapir]

I just remembered my name on here is a deep cut

[plain tapir]

🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[winged obsidian]

die fast and leave a pretty corpse

[plain tapir]

Do ya got any…grapes? And then she waddled away

[winged obsidian]

elden ring 2 should add capybaras

[plain tapir]

Yes I’d love to farm them for their unnaturally long legs

[chrome forge]

so i can kill them

[winged obsidian]

for the Brazilian market

[burnt helm]

Capybarnia

[winged obsidian]

crazy how they're rodents who's primary defense mechanism is to swim, in the Amazon where all the predators that eat them are better swimmers

[burnt helm]

Yall fw urbanrescueranch?

[plain tapir]

Make up a lore card for their item drop

[terse torrent]

Truth goes unspoken

[green yew]

@chrome forge bro i beat night cavalry and took his glaive but in my hands, that weapon isn't as deadly,it doesn't do as much dmg

[terse torrent]

Birchass automod

[chrome forge]

upgrade it

[burnt helm]

Truly a marvel in evolution

[green yew]

Night cavalry didn't need to upgrade it

[chrome forge]

yes he did

[burnt helm]

Maybe they've evolved to chill with their predators to combat it

[chrome forge]

he told me n

[green yew]

Imagine if i could also get night's horse

I would look like batman

[chrome forge]

you already do

[plain tapir]

Put the ice dart on it or the 3 hit storm ash

[winged obsidian]

yeah they get eaten by anacondas, caimans, and jaguars

all great swimmers

[green yew]

[terse torrent]

Torrent so ass it can double jump and run for an eternity without tiring but fall from 3 yoptometers and he f#cking explodes

[winged obsidian]

sucks

[burnt helm]

What about Pirhanas?

[winged obsidian]

the first time I died when I double jumped near the ground I was in awe

[green yew]

Exactly...... torrent just looks cute
Otherwise he's ass

[terse torrent]

Cute?

[burnt helm]

No hes a horse

[winged obsidian]

they're actually surprisingly passive most of the time...

[burnt helm]

Goat?

[terse torrent]

I'd take the frenzy ending just to kill his ass

[winged obsidian]

heard they're delicious too

[green yew]

Yes i saw his eyes🥰

[winged obsidian]

he's a yonkey

[burnt helm]

What if they were.. Ark Pirhanas....

[winged obsidian]

a yak donkey

goat

[rare coral]

3 yoptometers 😭

[winged obsidian]

do they taste good

[rare coral]

u saw that one clip of the guy in ds3 who dies after jumping from the railing to floor which is like 2 centimeters

[reef gazelle]

Yo I’m on my first run and I just beat margot, the question is. Do I inherit the flame or let my maiden sacrifice herself 😔

[burnt helm]

They obliterate you if you swim in a river

[green yew]

@terse torrent can I increase Torrent's hp somehow? By runes?

[rare coral]

what if torrent is from ds3 actually 🤔

[burnt helm]

Level 1 Bob vs 10 million pirhanas

[winged obsidian]

they like to do that in the dry season

[terse torrent]

Nope

[burnt helm]

No Ark scorched earth doesnt have pirhanas

[winged obsidian]

the world of ark must be hell itself then

[burnt helm]

Yes

[reef gazelle]

I miss the good old days of Ark 🥀

[terse torrent]

Oh, soon to be lord. Spare the girl's live!

Go to the depths of the erdtrees catacombs... Seek an audience with the three fingers, Use your own body as kindling!!!

Ahhh, MAY CHAOS TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[burnt helm]

Redwoods are hell, and any aberration spawn was hell, and most SE spawns were hell

[green yew]

So torrent will forever be an ass😔

[burnt helm]

I miss when me ans my buddies bred like 100 wyverns and tried to raid the admin base before we left it

[terse torrent]

Allright that's it ugh I'll do the frenzy ending ffs

[burnt helm]

It was a glorious sight (we lost)

[reef gazelle]

Sitting on a stegos back with its but facing bullets

[terse torrent]

But I'll let da maiden die first however, no one to interrupt me

[reef gazelle]

I miss shadowmanes

[burnt helm]

I was the guy that built the turret walls

[reef gazelle]

And Reapers

[reef gazelle]

I was the all rounder

[burnt helm]

I miss my dragon Ancalagon

[reef gazelle]

Little bit of this little of that

[green yew]

Would the maiden let me hit?

[burnt helm]

I farmed a lot too, but I always tried to do a turret wall bc I hate getting raided with no defense

[terse torrent]

wish it did pal.

[reef gazelle]

One minute I’m farming the next I’m riding with a wyvern and a parasaur finding bases and stuff

[burnt helm]

Always built in underwater caves too

[terse torrent]

You can only marry ONE single woman in the whole ahh game.

And she's the literal Anarcho terrorist that threw the golden order and made the lands between collapse

[reef gazelle]

I loved building into underwater caves and little cracks around the map

[burnt helm]

I bet Godwyn was her consort

[neat socket]

Aint they siblings

[terse torrent]

I doubt it, that Golden style would have made her doubt

[terse torrent]

Then again it has been shown that one thing doesn't matter... Lol

(I'm seeing you, miquella)

[reef gazelle]

I will say, as my first play through Radahns blades make things so easy

[winged obsidian]

i know isn't she dreamy

[burnt helm]

I love Ranni's voice

[terse torrent]

You know she's a porcelain doll or sum right

I mean realistically it won't be any fun

[winged obsidian]

I'm attracted to personalities