#general-discussion
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Imagine if elden ring had actual decent combat lol. Or decent magic. Or decent encounters
Horse? Steel ball run?
DOJYAAAAAN.
Darty deeds done dart chipu
Now play MH wilds
@mods
It doesn’t hit the same 🥀
BUT I do have 106 games won as executor
They do with the last one, sometimes elden ring can shine very brightly but go back to what I said with fleeting
I would if I could, but I need a graphics card from next year
if there's nothing but a quick breather and a jog to the next area waiting on me why keep playing
Idk why, but executor feels more fun to me than sekiro
A 2060 works just fine
I guess its cause theres more variety
Just make sure your CPU is usable
Ryzen 5 4600
Plays different imo, it’s more like Lies of P than sekiro.
Idk
I think id enjoy a classic fromsoft souls game with a sekiro playstyle available
I have a 3060ti and a i5 10400F and I can run it on 30-50fps at mid settings
😭
Everyone avoid rdr2 fans at all cost. Crimson desert has better graphics than rdr2 so they’re on the edge
And even then lop is harder
I thoguht lies of p was an harry potter game before knowing it was an souls game
The day gamers realize graphics dont matter, the gaming community will start healing
No way, I struggled on demon of hatred more than any boss in LoP, but difficulty is subjective I guess
Depends on area
Some areas get stable 60 while the rest of the areas fluctuate but are pretty stable, especially after optimization patches
the day game devs realize that
Graphics don’t matter much if they’re good
Gamers already know that, relatively, but people still buy because they're hogs. And companies simply earn too much to push newer graphics cards for no reasons at all besides stupidly bad optimization
stupid idiots make the same crazy realistic games and then they run terribly and that just kills the mood all around
Ultrakill is a perfect example of gameplay>graphics
Very much so. LoP was very easy to me for some reason
Not saying I didnt struggle on the bosses tho
So many games actually
Signalis
Blasphemous
It's the same as AI in gameplay, it isn't because it's fun for gamers, its because they're paid to put it kn
all 2d games show this
I hope the gaming market collapses for once
Some people i know have tried to argue eldenring is a bad game simply because it isnt ultra high realistic graphic slop
💀
True but which indie sends you from the depths of hell into space 
Hollow knight after understanding the lore
2d games can still have great graphics
Lucky drinking recession soda
As the final proof, look at steam. THEY INVENTED online gambling and yet, they're the ones defending the most the consumer's rights. BEING A MONOPOLY.
The entire market is messed up.
Will this thing kill me
Eventually
No cost too great 🔥🔥
Not anywhere near crimson desert type of graphics
I meant literally in game
no mind to think
Hollow knight
11g of sugar 😢
Hollow mid (least obvious bait)
Ok, so do I get rotten winged sword insignia or milicents prosthesis
what does it taste like
I can't type fraud///third
DISINTEGRATION LOOP without getting my message deleted
Sadhe
I wish we could send gifs or images
Milicents because it’s earlier and gives 5 dex
The community has suffered too much from the overrated comments
It'd be funny
I'm ng+3
Where do you even get Milicent prothsesis
Both then
Guess
Can't. Don't Wana go into ng+4
Warm
Dragon arrow?
You get them from a specific person
Nevermind you got one long ass way
Did you not get at least one of them in previous runs 💀
haven't opened yet will update shortly
Is the main game radahn hard
RADAHN THE goat
Idk I use Antspur rapier
I mean my routing in ER is completely messed up soo
First playthrough and I've beaten mohg as my 4th major boss to get to dlc and grab milady
for first timers yes, you eventually realize that A:You can mount and B:You can resummon multiple npcs throughout the fight
I beat him 3rd try so I don’t know if thats a flex or not😔
Is antspur good in ER actually?
it's REALLY sweet damn
In nr it's pretty decent on scholar but nothing too great
Didn't need it
Wonder if anyone has a spare
Just beat radahn
Radahn was easy for me with blaidd and alexander
Yes, it’s my second favorite base game weapon. It’s not the best but I love double/triple status
If soloing, its either a blood bath of who kills who first based on raw damage. Makes it amazing.
No, we don't Dodge here. Miss me with that Twink shi
I beat radahn at like level 50 or so to rush to dlc
As my 2nd shardbearer
I mean you can also just parry the man to death
I shouldn't have tried mohg at lvl 62 but oh well
it IS possible
Atleast I got my milady
Nuh uh, hit and get hit. Be a man

is using the summons in the radahn fight the same as using mimic tear so basically ”cheating” as the happy community calls it
That's not what our community calls it
Why would it be cheating
It's literally using a game mechanic
and in fact, we tend to make fun of the folks who are elitist enough to call summon users cheaters
exactly
If anyone says summons of any type including ashes of war are bad for playing they're literally idiotic
You didn’t really beat the boss unless you do it barefisted and blindfolded, no hit too.
You must come pay a visit to #community-help
I don't use spirit summons because I'll admit I genuinely don't know how to use them LOL
If you see it, we have a ping for the ENTIRE community mod team
I got the bell and just completely ignored it
The wolves are great
I used wolfs for godrick and I apperantly I am now the biggest cheater in elden ring
see what
ANYONE being treated in more than a joking manner like that
We don't tolerate elitism here
Alright i’ll ping next time because it literally happend when I said I wanna use bhf too
I use halo slop sometimes, reached D5 9999 and got flamed for it on reddit lol
Wym 14th february this year, do they give mod like candy here lmao.
Bhf is too bad but blashpemous blade is too good
Was having trouble on Promised Consort Radahn so I reconfigured my entire build around the blasphemous blade and it barely does more damage than my OG melee build
We file elitism under the 4th rule under our board, 2 if it intensifies
He left and rejoined
Logic has been here for ages
Is blasphemous really that good? In Nr I don't see it doing much
?
Well done you realised the funny youtube weapon isn’t that good
I love how I swapped from colossal falling star bear jaw to carian sword sorcery with glintstone scepter just to do the same DMG but now I have ammo.
oh i see, I was already wondering
Well it’s better than dark moon blade and that already is apperantly too good
AHHH he's questioning why I talk as if I saw the servers opening
I heard there was some racist douche as a mod here before and seeing someone with mod since two months being here I was like "damn"
Isn't Darkmoon just a basic gs but deals ice and magic with dmg waves
Apparently if I grab another charm it'll do like 15% more damage. Outside of that I'm only getting like 4000 damage with everything active per shot. Which isn't the 7-10 thousand I was told could be achieved
Dark moon greatsword is great! This slander will not be tolerated!
Yeah I'm a little older than two months lol
thops
It’s a normal sword with the exeption that it kills bosses with its presence
Thops was here when I was still publically beheading cheaters in a special thread
spit yo shi, bluntstone
5000 bans lol
I kinda just looked all over for the "best weapon", and the conclusion across the board was Either Mohgs Spear or Blasphemous Blade
Both are kinda meh
Im gonna use it for my 2nd playthrough
Coding is really good at automating tedious tasks like typing out specific commands while filling in userids
What do you use
Mohgs spear is only good if the enemy stands still
Fire knights greatsword
I like all dual twinblades
Gino got mad trying to no hit with it lol, he eventually got it tho
Ngl in NR I kinda feel like mohg spear isn't really all that
i’ve discovered another 10/10 album
Neither are the close to best but still solid
It’s actually pretty good in nr cause others can hold aggro
I get more damage out of rivers which is lol
Lore would be way easier to understand in this game if these characters wouldn’t speak in ancient english latin dutch chinese
It's not my fault that every YouTube video and reddit thread ever made lied to me
bro discovered daft punk - discovery
😭
Best weapon is probably star fists and bloodfiend’s arm
WDYM this is as close to modern english as shakesperean can come
Shouldn't rely on content creators for info, a lot of people just parrot the same misinformation anyway. Let me fetch my list of the best weapons quickly
No it’s the godskin peeler🥹
Do you want them to talk like Death from Castlevania?
Whateva. I'll just tank the fight. Even tho it's total BS and Fromsoft thought that flashbanging you was good boss design
death was hilarious
Does being a mod feel any different from just a normal person?
Strongest and easiest setups to use (PVE)
- Star Fist (Heavy + BFB, Endure -> CR2)
- Bloodhound Claws (Heavy + BFB, Endure -> R1)
- PS Xnagi (Occult + Brag1 + Endure2, Endure -> L1)
- Sword Lance + Verd Gshield (Blood + Crag, Hold L1 + R1)
- PS Scavs (Occult + Crag1 + Sepp2, JL1)
- Bloodfiend's Arm (Blood + Endure, Endure -> CR2)
- Carian Sovereignty (Endure -> Charged L2 -> L2)
- Greatsword (Blood + Spinning Gravity Thrust, L2)
- Carian Thrusting Shield (Heavy + Crag, Hold L1 + R1)
- PS Anchor (Heavy + Crag1 + Offsac2, JL1)
Indeed
Thou shall not thee that ther from thou thee
I have a loaded handgun, that's about it
Literally would be easier to understand if they would use morse code
Ooh, never tried thrusting shield, gonna try that next playthrough
Thanks I'll check these out. I guess the meta evolves pretty frequently. I think everything I saw was probably pre dlc anyways.
Meta hasn’t really changed beyond a couple nerfs
Yeah you’re locked up for ever in your chair
nah not really, we follow all the same rules as you guys, difference being i have gif perms and can ban a fool if they act out
It’s just YouTubers aren’t the smartest
How strong are milady and GSGS in comparison?

I wasn't just going off of YouTubers though. I mean I read reddit threads and a bunch of random online forums too. Idk
What chair?
If anything it's 6 hours of paperwork+a talking to if we overdo things
🙆♂️
the chair they sit on
Milady is excellent with wing stance or it's CR2, Godslayer GS is just a weaker Fire Knight Greatsword in my experience which is unfortunate cause the concept is cool
Can’t talk about other forums but reddit is known as bad in literally every single community known to mankind
uncovering a hidden section of bots here is always a knuckle cracking moment
I don't even sit on a chair I sit in the folded lotus position an elevated stool you STINK
zeta gogeta when
How is it compared to fire knight gs when using ash of war tho 
i don’t have 5 righteous saiyans to do the god ritual for me
You forgot the mothers basement part
They're good for a few niche subjects. But yeah I suppose I should take everything with a grain of salt
i will only do gogeta blue and it’s impossible
Goated weapons
Fire Knight GS with flame skewer is more reliable and gets more damage output I fear 
Do L’s way of sitting to change things up
thops
the point of the lotus position is to remove stress from my knees. I am on my feet most of the day.
What happens when the power goes out? what happens to yourself?
This server has a lot of people who have spent a stupid amount of time researching the game (eden) and are often more then willing to help, their words can be pretty trusted, at the end of the day tho a weapon you enjoy is what matters most
It doesn't, I have a nitrogen generator I wake up at 5am every morning to start
...does GSGS still perform decently atleast? Or is it just not worth investing in?
Look at his pfp that's what happens
i sit on the edge of my bed to play games lmfao, cross legged and no back support staring at a tv 3 feet from me
yes
peak form
It's still good enough to beat the game with for sure, it's not a bad weapon. It's just easily outclassed
Ohhh makes sense and do you have like an laptop so you can go to the bathroom or is there just like an hole in your stool?
gsgs is way cooler than fkgs and that alone makesnit better
When my left leg was reconstructed, it left me with a pretty nasty ache in my knee
How it feels
To lie
For no reason
I get up, go to the bathroom, and come back. There a point to these questions or are we just speedrunning a ban to see if we can.
Well done for entertaining him this long logic
I try, truly
But I thoguht your knees were locked
when you use a term like reconstructed my brain goes to this
I got fed up ages ago lol
No, the folded lotus doesn't lock your knees if anything it gives my legs freedom of movement
that's the ENTIRE point I have had knee surgery I am old
(31, what you're likely to call old)
that’s how old my gf is
Oh you’ve had knee surgery🤔
and lung surgery, I've had the left half of my body basically stitched back together yes
Oh wait what does fkgs scale with again
Is it also dex like GSGS?
I’m planning to do an Elden ring playthrough as a reward for exam completion at the end of June, tho I don’t know what build to play as, I’ve done these:
blood
strength
Dex
Intelligence (kinda)
I just need more suggestions cus if not I might have to go back to strength or dex lol
alright, i have my 3d glasses on, waiting on the ban now
ship of theseus ass body
Arcane build with curved swords
You either want it on heavy affinity with 54 str or flame art affinity with 50/80 faith
That's the plan, I have an excellent physician
Makes sense since the bosses must make you nervous
...oh
So if I'm going mainly dex is it worse than GSGS? Since I wanna also be able to use milady
? I am my own boss
No the elden ring boss
find a fun weapon and use that
None of this has been referring to anything involving elden ring
It'll still be better than godslayer gs if you keen infuse it lol
Fighting radahn without alexander must be really stressful
I am a chemist mate
Isn’t that just a fancy blood build?

Erm, slap cold infusion and poison infusion
Infact, chemistry is the worst subject ever taught
I love chemistry, stop this slander
So a little bit of everything lmao
One day im gonna get lungs the size of a ship and beat elden ring in 1 breath
Biggest snoozefest I’ve ever had the misfortune to sit
jesse pinkman be like
Chemistry is wonderful past the high school level, it's the building blocks of our world not to mention it factors into almost EVERY productive field in some manner
Watch nilered fr
How does chemistry factor into souls params I wonder 🤔
Nah watch nileblue
nilegreen even
Nileyellow
Every subject is pretty much a snooze fest. Science & U.S History is either a hit or miss.
I hope that didn’t come out rude btw lol
Well I’m more of a maths guy so physics is probably my favourite science, although I’m not the best at it either I’m planning to head into economics, I never found interest in chemistry for some reason
math sucks
i’m so close to defeating niall😭
In the UK we do a bit of American history, I acc did the best on that topic in it lol
Nah, no rudeness detected I just actively encourage people who have had difficulty with chemistry in the past to explore on their own time instead of just going by their formal education
Bio's pretty fun in school
Physics and chemistry both I had a really hard time with
Grass is green, sky is blue statement.
i liked history class :(
History's also nice tru
I hate the bio exams, love the subject though
Tracer!!!!!!
do I even wanna know what they wanted?
ive never gotten any ads so far
adept achievments are cursed
Which is probably why I despise it, the teacher I have is amazing tho, it’s just the subject doesn’t stand out for me, but that could just be cus I’m not a science guy
Funny enough, my interest in bio was because of RE, I still like microbiology.
i hate dbd sometimes
nvm it is some lame game
peak interests.
When u understand it, it becomes a satisfying subject lol
the april fools event?
i got myself to level 100 just for the badge
Autoclicker go brr
Truest statement imaginable, I am getting an even deeper understanding of front and backend development including learning motion graphics coding for my frontend projects and holy it is so nice when a function works as intended
my curiosity is piqued, @celest remnant mind checking
so you're a fan of microbiology huh, name every microbe
Uhh uhh, cyanobacteria uhhh
@tired light What you want
mood
500 dollars
ask your parents I just paid my water bill
who is unknown user
3,942$
It’s why I’m taking it for my A levels, very creditable aswell so it could take me into the econ degree I wanna do
im asking you
lmao funni
-# they left, or have been banned
if what they wanted had to do with a ban it wasn't anything interesting anyway ig
motherf, what do you even use that much water for?
i guess it isnt monthly
drink and shower
I want cheese
Aside from chemistry my minor is in botany, I grow MANY plants
this is what "keeps my lights on" metaphorically
tell me it isn't monthly
buy some🥀
(What actually does is a nitrogen generator and a metric ton of cow feces)
It is
I take in far more profit by the end of the growing season
who on dbd
Sounds like u don’t like physics as much as chem and bio lol
I like ALL facets of science
I literally weld in my spare time
Ahh
I'm struggling so hard on physics because of my previous teacher (he's ass at teaching)
It's all F=ma
I hope u surviving well
adept farming rn
I have a 95 but its kind of boring
we need to do customs again
My last tinder date was a very nice nursing student and she was exceptionally surprised when she got to melt aluminum into bricks while getting drunk, and then go home with some money.
Ova dio 👍
(I framed us meeting as a "surprise")
roada rolla daa
i'd have followed geology, if only going outside wasn't asking to be robbed at knifepoint and the university wasn't the bunker of ideological extremists
Yup
inv me bro.
Oh @velvet canopy best part about today
once i get off killer i will
when we 1v1ing tho
I paid my water bill, bought a nice lunch
and then just dropped 200$ on my moms debit card
she's gonna be SO upset
idk whenever, i have time this week to gamink
Genuinely sounds wholesome af, perhaps appliance of the subjects is what’s missing for the most part, must be why I like maths a lot then
Gah
what did you buy T_T
Dain
oh thats so nice of you
she's going to feel like she owes me for a MONTH
and I'm not going to take ANYTHING
thats the way
w son
Damn, wish I were successful too
W son yet mildly evil
who on league
Lock in
im banning you
I'm not doing it for her, I enjoy seeing people squirm knowing that I could come knocking for a debt
and then just never doing it
my spirit will live on
Exams in a month and I'm getting a C in physics bro, I'm so cooked.
I have exams aswell in a month, I got GCSE’s, unless u gonna use those subjects then don’t bother that’s what I’m doing, I’m putting my effort into subjects that I’m either good at or need
I operate on malicious devil energy, I'll loan you money and then siphon the emotional energy and satisfaction of you walking on eggshells around me, as if I were a king.
I'm doing my AS levels 🥀 🥀 
My uni is no more more
Oh how I wish to do what u do at some point
NVM then u need to lock in
Diabolical what subjects did u pick
Elden Ring calling out to me like green goblin mask
Phy chem bio maths
Same, I’m resisting until after exams
😭 when was the last time u saw ur family
bleood changed my life
This can satisfy me for months, every time I happen to make a passive aggressive remark, even in a joking manner, their mind will drift back to that 200$ and wonder if it's the cause
I don't know. I never shower
I’m not even surprised
Don't take bio guys
That’s pins and needles compared to what I wanna take next
Like wdym the A* is 1%
Lock in bro
I don’t like to shower I like to bathe
newton law questions shouldnt be too bad are you doing stuff like cars with trolly and elevator type problems or more advanced stuff?
I GET this
I like this guy

my body gets beat up regularly, after a long day at work a nice long soak?

oooof, the best
With epsom salts and essential oils and bubbles 👌
I don't get ALL of unit one, unit two I need more concepts of excitation and refraction.
Big words
I love bubblessss
yall ever had a brisket croissant
yum, no
Chef cuso over here
its so peak❤️🔋🌹
refraction was a weird topic at first but if you know the snell law or whatevr its pretty easy
waves are abit more tricky with diffraction and double slit, youll probs do that after refraction
I love cooking but I also am a sad boy atm and I just get take out
Dw im a sad boy too
I actually get double slit more than diffraction

I go gym, come back say imma revise probability for maths and don’t do it.
Probability is the worst maths topic.
i still pee your shadow in my room🥺
I am my worst enemy
anything specific thats bothring you with diffraction?
I rather u not do that then😭
yo whats d3 anyone havent played in a minute
Destiny 3?
No, I js need to memorize more. Keeps slipping off my mind.
tf is a destiny 3
fair enough goodluck
d3 in nightreign terms? depth 3
oh deep of the night?
yeah
Probably something that’s never gonna happen
depth goes to 5
You go into the woods and cast spells
its like a ranked system where you earm/lose points base on a win or loss, the higher depth the harder it gets, you start at depth 1 and go to depth 5
oh so its just a normal run
its like playing the game normally except there is more stuff and its harder
ohhh okay thanks
randomised boss, curses on weapons and the ability to use ''deep relics''
its better than normal imo
oh ayt ty
Heavy on that last sentence
Yeah, even if you don't like the difficulty increase, literally just constantly demoting to stay at like depth 1/2 is just blatantly more content to enjoy

I think everdarks can't show up on d1 so I personally wouldn't stay there, d2 isn't that much of a difficulty spike anyways
yeah i think balancing curses and having access to more relics is just so much more fun + you get to fight the entire boss pool when the everdarks are out of rotation
Having a hard time at the moment with this area. can anyone help me out? also i dont know why i cant summon my wolves for support sometimes they are there and sometimes i cant even call for them especially in the area im in at the moment. I just beat the 1st boss in the storm castle but now i feel stuck anyone that can help out?
oh yeah thats something and they at a lower chance
yeah the extra passives, curses, relics, red weapons are all great
the only issue I really have is that red weapons only being what are usually purples kinda brings down the variety a little bit
balancers being the highest boss chance is horrific tho
There's a good few weapons with unique movesets stuck in grey/blue that you just never really use
Ye no ed in d1 and 10% chance for ed in d2
Surely this gets changed
I think I will get night reign this week is it easy to find players to co op
Why do they have 3x the appearance rate of a base game boss
even if you find like, a zweihander and upgrade it to purple, chances are you'll find a red that just outperforms
i mean the red will only outpreform by like 10-20 ar average
thats not huge if you like using a specific weapon
its so jarring
What is ed is that what I need a blue pill for
true
would be interesting to see greys/blues have the chance to be red I think though
Harder variant of a boss, they (usually) start in phase 2, and get a third phase
and the fact you dont get additional points for a winstreak or everdark boss is nuts
Yep so true
Ooh
would be interesting to see new weapons
Ed libra giving the same score as base gladius is really a choice
is buffs what make people in those like yt videos able to do a boss's whole health bar in one hit or am i doing something wrong?
SoTE weapons coming tomorrow trust
just alt f4 on libra i dont ever wanna fight him
Nightreign could've been absolutely GOATed with a bit more support, it's so sad 😔
😭 we can hope
Buffs are quite important when it comes to doing good damage yeah
How hard is it to find a moonlight greatsword in nr
That is what everyone does at this point lol
gta6 before sote weapons
i assume there is a thing inside fromsoft that stops them adding lots of dlc content
(ED) Balancers on Great Hollow followed by ED Libra is enough to ruin one's day 😂
maris too honestly, not even hard just insufferable and boring to fight
I have over 400 hours and I genuinely think i've held it once in game
i quite enjoy great hollow and ed balancers, not reg balancers tho...
Damn do u not keep the things you find?
Nah, it's a roguelike
If there's one fight I'd dodge, it's ED Maris. At least I still make a build and use my full kit against ED Libra
Very low chance, u can't target farm legendaries
Every run is a seperate instance
ed libra is playable untill D4

But 400 golden order greatswords
Oops!! All bastard's stars
How exactly does night reign and loot work
400 radahn bows
its pretty good on ed libra except no one plays that
At least that weapon can be funny
I did get sacred relic recently though 
it's basically just holy DMGS with the new passive so
R2 next to a teammate to prevent them from cheesing (remove their successive negation bubble)
Pretty
Also has some niche use cases like removing mohg's lobe effect
miquela?
Perchance
fun weapon and i like how the l2 guard breaks cruci knights
Ncake once pointed out that the server pfp is ever so slightly off center and now it plagues me
i keep meaning to play more nr then i remember i suck and feel bad
I wish dormant weapon relics worked on legendaries
wow it is
i wish dormant weapon relics worked better
another reason to kill ncake, and you for sharing this
I assure u, u are better than quite a few d5 players
So many Rev cheaters
See I do and don't agree with this
Sorry
-# also you just lost the game
Would be nice but that would just make halo scythe even more busted
wha?
I don’t know why I drank a Campari cocktail
They dont know
That was one too many
rev having beast claw from the start makes it balanced trust
I've been getting some games on my off characters and it's crazy how much more stressful playing Scholar is compared to anyone else
im confused
Yall see the set leaks for A24’s Elden Ring movie
time for enir ilim boss idk who it is
and i am not in the mood to be confused so im going to ignore it
Yep this hard carried me to 9999
Have fun and good luck
i hope you can find a way to enjoy urself
It's so stupid
i AM one of the people who wish it was animated
i want blumhouse bludborne movie
I also can't even give him all the stuff he needs from relics 😭
No idea why it doesn't
who is enir ilim
What is your favorite cocktail?
imtrying to get as many points as i can on glass neckless wylder but idk
like if i'm playing scholar what on glorp am I going to do with starscourge greatswords go away like
Yeah they're already rare enough imo
I guess there isn't even a legendary thrusting sword
Really? I think live action is the way to go, however I am glad Sekiro no defeat is anime
And it's not like it's a technical issue or anything, dormant powers work on astel and the mtop ice dragon for some reason
what is it
CSS trust
The thing is just consistency really
Google "you just lost the game"
@rapid atlas Should try this
scholar? of the first sin?
hello
No thrusting swords? Lame
No legendary ones
I wish
Even with SotE, there are weapon categories without a single legendary 😦
God forbid they had the resources to create one new legendary dagger or thrusting sword, smh
Give scholar a +int respec relic and i'm sold
What is css
does anyone know cheap sote keys for elden ring, i have financial problems at the moment and id really not like to spend 40 bucks
so its just the mental version of breathing manually and blinking manually and being aware of your tongues position and feeling your toes
They could make some legendary for the sake of it, like Ansbachs
maybe it'd have a legendary passive where aiming down shoots 3 arrows or something
Nodnod
did any of those phrases work lols
You could become a pirate and commit crimes
Ot takes so long to invade people
Being aware of the game means you lose the game that's all there is to it really
already have the normal game ofc, but i don't like pirating games, just feels wrong
Oh no I didn’t mean that
This + carian sorcery sword pls fromsoft
We cannot be fr rn
Try the website loaded .com
check G2A (apologies if this is not allowed just delete it mods)
FromSoft with Nightreign, not losing the game :p
dont worry ill get hired at fromsoft and continue nr support
ill also get hired at bandai and start modding support
I don’t have a favourite i don’t usually drink them
Ah
cocktails mid, get a rum and coke
Just loaded.com it should be cheaper there
😹
sorry boss
didn’t u say u like vodka or was that someone else
whiskey better
whiskey and rye both work too
i had whiskey today, was nice
What kind?
oh sorry, its just that i have beaten elden ring THRICE now on the same save and i rlly want the dlc but have problems with money atm. but we can stop if you'd like to
Please
what 😹
actually long islands are pretty decent
Just try that site then
Fireball my beloved
Hell yea
Saving money is wise, just can't talk about those sites in this server
yeah i can check it out
Addiction
what addiction
Blue iron ball
is this promised consort radahn
they are goated, you dont understand tom 😹
I like Tito’s vodka here lately
r we deadhaa rn.
Metal I used that for many rl1 kills
But I also realised that they hit harder when u upgrade them
theres no way i have to beat PROMISED CONSORT RADAHN
delete the game
i did
I grew tired of tequila
not doing that
I might get me some Bacardi oakheart
Ur lucky u have to beat him after the nerfs, i beat him before the nerfs. Oh. The horror.
😹 9800 btw, just ONE more win
this time i might upgrade the fists
Or sailor Jerry
😹
im getting help for this theres no way
I love me rum lads
Please
Bourbon>rum
Lock in! U will get base gladius dw
I like Jim beam and makers

Remember, if it isnt made in bourbon county, its just sparkling corn juice
Pre nerf wasnt that hard either, like 2 moves changed😭
I used to get double shots of cc
yuno ball
Spiced rum is good af tho
Shhh trying to make myself look cooler 🤫
Gold to plat in MTGA in an hour
What is that
hello
Isnt this normal
you know ball
i am a dlc player and i think i bugged one of the quests
Oh lmao
Its 10 wins at 2 points a piece from gold to plat iirc?
pest with randoms, surely we will win
naw, without guidance the average player apparently considers plat hard
Insane
its over, learn from rvc in my team, @sick storm
Plat to diamond I can understand, you lose your boost
Lock recluse
OH NO
Personally I usually end up at plat and then dip to draft
i always get dark in my rum and cokes
someone dodged so idc
spiced always ends up tasting poisoney
good
I do like Bacardi limon too
I've only ever bothered to do a mythic run once and I got bored in mid diamond lol
Event rewards motivate me better
May be a dodger, you're cooked
I love me mojitos like I’m Thad castle
Nah teach them
IMO I change my name in game to learn from metal if u win
@nova matrix and there it is
Wait post the relics
Int raider works... if you swap out the int relics for physical damage negation and hp, put dreg relic on normal
Alright just a sec
I wonder how rum and Dr Pepper tastes
I like Pepsi>Coke
Cherry Pepsi vanilla >.>
Guys i need ranged attacks for fire giant but im a arcane dec bleed build
Black bow
Yo what are the good relics for reveant lightning
Bleed arrows
It’s on a rooftop in Leyndell u jump off the first elevator going down early and onto the rooftops I think it overlooks where the tree spirit spawns
gankers are so pathetic 
I like to use my taunters tongue by myself
Meh i don’t love vodka that much so idk
Ty
Np also the serpent bow is good too for applying poison
me too ngl
make the game more scary
whats the best sword for a bleed damage build?
You get serpent bow from the abandoned cave in Caelid
Dragon cult x5 and starting incant lightning spear
In a rot pool
Serpent bow my beloved
How do I get those
Cant post the relics atm but his name is ||i touch revenant|| 😭 🙏
gamble in jar shop or just grind expeditions
Gamble
How do I play recluse
They either have to have a co-op or they have to use a taunters tongue and opt into solo invasions
If you ever run into a solo host who used taunters, lean forward in your gaming chair. You going into the trenches
Yeah ngl just altf4, quicker than losing day 2
You just do spells.
The only people who use taunters are the mad, the foolish, and the genuinely skilled
Why have you met him
Any of these 3 are gonna be a wild ride
For what? Incants: Rev
Sorcery: Recluse
How do I alt f4 on console
I understand that but either damage wise
God I gas up taunters hosts too hard
Ik revant better team player
Close app or smth
They're so genuinely rare idk if they actually that good
No that name is just insane
@nova matrix that last guy was running some weird hybrid of a green food token deck and the izzet discard damage decks that have cropped up as of recent
how to get good at er
Try dodge
Depends on build. Overall is still Recluse/Duchess: Sorcery, Rev: Incant
Fr
Green food token deck you say? Neat to see around when witherblooms new mechanic triggers off lifegain
I might be able to carry this adel run so we’ll see
Alright thanks
I say "green food token" but I think it was just a "I dunno what to put" pick
dude was running tough cookie
😕
Tough cookie I can see working since its two artifacts for one card for two mana
Besides leveling up what are other ways to make my character stronger
Idk what you'd use it for but thats solid filler
Why is cannon frowned upon in Bloodborne just because you waste qs bullets
Weird to hybrid with that archtype though
You'd want to put in discard spells to proc monument
bounce for sending the talent back to generate more otter tokens
OH its a fusion deck not two different decks
Yea thats wild
Need to upgrade weapons while leveling up
Besides that too
Discard I was thinking of crafting actually but was gonna go rakdos
Try breaking poise ig or applying grease
I am running bant artifacts, the iroh cannon, and a new one I came up with
it's still pretty experimental
Ok bet
I'm tryna craft a few brews with new coming set but if these fail I'm making the iroh list you sent me lol
it's genuinely far too easy to set up
and people seem tget annoyed rapidly
Frost arrows and frost pots too
I need the lands crafted anyway and its like 8 deck specific rares outside of it if that
oh man its pretty good
To weaken defenses and resistance
im a frequent dr pepper enjoyer
cheap as hell for loop setup imo
Dealing psychic damage is a real thing
Its why I only so my drafts in 3 game spurts, someone will trigger me eventually and then its mispiloting in a triple loss
main tip for it if you do:hold iroh till the combo is at its final step and they've tapped out
also make sure to run agni
upsets counterspell spammers bad
25 slides in 1 A4 paper, w summary
only play iroh before the combo is complete if you have to and generally be prepared for an extended game if you do
I'm a midrange gamer at heart, I'm always planning for the long game even when I'm swinging for lethal
Its an actual issue even lol
i just saw a gravity sorcery that absorbs projectiles, anyone know this spell and where to get it?
I'll delay lethal sometimes needlessly
This is over the MOMENT you have a quint fielded, max artists talent, and have any amount of lessons in the grave basically
You could search in Google
(I'd get at least one acknowledge in there to make sure you can draw into more)
i wouldn’t be asking here first 👍
i ❤️ killing gankers
Guys does armor really matter? Im at fire giant still using samurai armor from samurai class
not nearly as frequently, and somewhat well but if you need it just swap in metalbending for combustion lesson
firebending lesson rather
Did it literally not give you a result when you searched "elden ring black hole spell that absorbs other spells"
I want to drink but the wife moved out so she can get some space and let me better myself and she said we’d talk later I don’t wanna be drunk but later could be tomorrow or idk

it literally did not 🙃 that’s why i’m asking you lovely😒bunch
Bettering yourself probably doesnt involve drinking
It helps but ive seen many people beat the game with basic armour on their first run
"Letting you better yourself" would generally involve months man
imply rather
Eternal Darkness
One of the married folk here come save this mans marriage, sounds like a fun discord activity
The first result when I copypasted that exact text is literally the wiki page
ty
Who wanna play
@sick storm int raider left lmao
Would love my marriage to be saved
you’re unpleasant
For you? Thanks
it would’ve taken you 2 seconds to answer my question but you chose to be a jerk 👍 what a clown
Listen to your wife while also respecting your own boundaries as a person and voicing them clearly but kindly
Half a second to search it for yourself, talk about clownery
Pick your fights, and know when some things are simply not worth arguing over
Prioritize her happiness over your own.
I don’t voice myself very kindly all the time and that’s part of the problem
already said i searched it 👍 you’ve been here a day settle down
You're going to go "that sounds psychotic" but practice in the mirror
What vlvl should i be to fight rhadan
you've had a PC god knows how long and still can't search for stuff yourself
i did it at 50
The advice sounds psychotic or what’s in my head that I wanna say
PS*
Fits
Wb godfred
you sound heavy🤣
You don't voice it kindly, because you're unsure how and this is a split second, critical thinking moment.
You need the help, practice, it will.
Like 120 I think
meoww meow :3333
sure bud
oh idk on this one, i didn’t check
Yea I’m impulsive and blurt out stupid things a lot
Higher than 50?
def
So, if you practice what you wanna say before actually engaging, you'll be far more successful
you do it in the mirror to see how your face looks when you say it
body language is a huge part of communication
The first one one like yellow one
it's not just how you sound, you can wear a smile and sound like an angry person very easily
She told me to stop wasting time and money and I was stupid to say I wouldn’t be doing that without her
try 70? worst thing that can happen is you get spanked
Oh if u mean goldfrey then 60-70 is normal
I mean, kinda stupid yeah, our minds tend to drift towards flights of whimsy when we have no direction, you were LITERALLY just talking about considering drinking weren't you?
6'1 tist here, you don't imagine it lmao, it's hard
You're already thinking of drifting.
Guys
Okay
Yes
So, maybe try it her way instead of simply assuming she's lashing out to lash out yeah? Give it a chance, and when she's not angry, then talk compromise.
You wanna drink? Work out a when and a where. You wanna drink on your own? Let her know where you're going, keep your phone on, answer texts.
do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?
She’s very harsh about the way she tries to help me, but she’s trying to help me in the end
I want to be happy
Exactly. Don't look at the tone, look at the subtext, she's not likely lashing out because she wants to hurt you, she's likely lashing out because she's hurt at seeing you this way.
then let her be right, can’t have both
She'd likely prefer if you pull you up by your bootstraps, and 10 to 1 she didn't want to be the one to do it

Yea she wants a man not a boy
oh nah I'm out
The most important thing is what YOU as a person want
bye lol
If you genuinely want your marriage to be saved, you have the instructions
Btw search a guide to use Google or something, helped my grandpa once
I can't promise it'll work but it's how you build the first bits of the bridge
It'll be easier than waiting for ppl except you want conversations
Especially here
hey guy, you like to watch huh?
She moved out and is giving herself space for now and someone else told me to go ahead and have myself a drink because of the week I’ve had
we direct y'all to help channels for er stuff because getting help here is a coinflip between nobody answering, meme answers, correct answers, or trolling
also the coin is on fire
Tails or heads
Wow, close enough. Welcome back, jeryyyy!
i searched🤣 google was being crappy and i had the sec to ask and chitchat
That doesn’t seem very pleasant
A drink wouldn't kill you but if you don't think you can help yourself to more, don't do it.
I wouldnt know how to answer tbh,youre pretty clever
there's like an 89% chance the info I provide will be accurate and efficient
I’m genuinely surprised ppl still remember him
jeez this chats vocab is strict
We are ran by bandai namco, it's this server*
He kicked everyone from my CoC clan bro I'm not forgetting him
Profanity gets filtered
oh this is the official server?
By a drink I mean like a pint
yes
Rule: no bad word
yeah second nature to me whoops
so I wouldn't be using it in your messages if you want them to go through
Hey, I don't judge how you measure "drink"
That’s um, quite Jerryyy of him
i’ll watch my tongue
a drink for me is a pint of everclear
He also set the clan location to India for some reason

Oh lawd
cirrhosis
Well and over I'm sure
I don’t judge but my stomach and chest just started hurting
What kind of iron greatshield is your liver
I'm content I can't chug most alcohols due to the flavor tbf
pretty sure i’m developing lung cancer, im 28
Ironically I can down vodka just fine
I take many supplements plus constantly drink water when I do drink
Same except for supplements what supplements
I do have the mushroom powder
To be fair a pint of everclear straight down should be a death sentence
I dont see the appeal of alcohol it tastes like a kick to the throat
Some don't, like Daiquiris, and other sweet ones
I won’t condone starting drinking if u don’t have an appeal to it
Cocktails are good for not doing that tho
alcohol is poison let’s just put that in the air
large amount of liver and kidney cleansers, a Chinese herb that dulls the bite of liquor during the act itself (everclear is a few steps short of paint thinner), and a chemical cocktail perscribed to me by a combination of a discussion with my physcian and my own input.
Already been exposed to alcohol but its really not my thing
Rule of thumb is, if it isn't water you shouldn't drink it, if it isn't air you shouldn't breathe it. Yada yada
The only alcohol I ever tolerate is Baileys, and that's basically just liquid dessert
That’s a good thing I wish I didn’t smoke and drink but idk what I’d do
Everything else damages, sooner or later
Even if it wasn’t for my religion forbidding from me drinking, I still never see why people enjoy drinking something that can make them do horrible things
maybe i’ve judged you to quickly
Well yes, and no, in reality the rule is "how much of this can I put in my body before it becomes a problem"
If you dont like it,cut it.
I had a baileys hot chocolate at the bar with my friends today 😋
All i can say
oh i drink lol i just don’t do it in excess
I like it but others see it as a problem(wife)
Many medicines are also a form of poison in the right concentration
then it probably is
There's been some studies about alcohol recently I think, where the safe alcohol amount without health affections is essentially zero. I THINK,
Atleast u have control over it then, many people don’t lol
If you think your marriage is more important than those things than cut em
As for other alcohol like beer/wine etc I have never drank it and never will
Yeah but, medicines are medicines, they're not for binge, just healing you or making pain endurable, yada
so the very occasional baileys is about it
Nicotine patches and candy are good for quitting
Yeah, outside of red wine the main benefits to alcohol is the cortisol and stress levels lowering
Go to your local Pharmacy
Anyone able to help fight Rykard real quick? Lol
Red wine however DOES have some pretty great health benefits when consumed in moderation
it took a pretty long time to get here, i was drinking a handle of whiskey a day at 15 but i was also goin thru it
I’m talkin bout that mota that ganja not tobacco
Departing the body
Read that again tho
15?!?!? At 15 I felt guilty having more then 1 glass of soda in a day lol
Oh that,well idk try finding ways to quit
Theres always a way
Always
i was doing more than just alc tho, i had a bad injury and got hooked on pain meds
I’m in therapy problem is I missed an appointment and had to reschedule another and have only had my initial one so far
I think even small amounts of alcohol in modern studies have relations to increases in hearth disease, albeit possibly minimal, idk
Sure, but my point was telling people everything is poisonous is both correctly but also blatantly naive and mildly fearmongering. It's not that everything is poisonous it's about finding what is and isn't then finding the right dose of what you have to not die. You shouldn't stick random things in your mouth without the knowledge to back it up, but by all means, go get the knowledge.
Did someone say Mota
Welp, it’s good that you recovered from that, hope your doing well now
Some mots if u will 😌
If everything was poisonous, foraging manuals wouldn't exist.
Indeed
I’m about to get so high
better than well, wife and 3 kids, just started a business
"it hurts me as little but as much as I can still live" is not a healthy way to survive, dude, but your life is yours
lit🤣
My weed stuff is out in the shed atm I’ve been too lazy to go get it
So highhhh
We’ll see I guess
That’s amazing! I’m happy for you man (:
Oh
If you mean because of the red wine, no it blatantly has excellent benefits for your heart when you consume a glass a day
There's this one guy on the elden ring pvp that uses death weapons and spells and it's genuinely the most annoying thing I've ever seen
Most alchohol is pretty miserable for you, but red wine is one of the few exceptions where it CAN be consumed for health benefits
I assure you if hes using deathblight hes suffering more than you
This is why I eat kidney and liver cleansers, I'm not enjoying a mild glass of red wine lol
Mix jager with cough syrup right?
General alcohol and "fun stuff" I meant, I never mentioned red wine in specific
My life is miserable, I have 2 hangnails ON THE SAME THUMB
Oh then you're literally arguing with your reflection dog I said that ages ago lol
Thanks twin. But I'm using hand of malenia, sword of damnation, and margits cursed blade
you kept going, idk. Your first response sounded or read more like an excuse to an exception to the rule
I thought you were yapping because of the wine thing
We fine
Morgotts peak blade mentioned 🥹 ✌️
At least u don’t bite yourself while eating more than once resulting in more than one canker sore
Red red wiiiiine
I was like "WHAT do you MEAN this has been scientifically known for YEARS"
Peak exept for in pvp
Goodnight guys
My mom was perscribed a glass a night along with bahr for her heart lol
Yeah just that now people in governments Somehow made it tolerance zero
In some things
Good night
It's so easy to dodge
I don't see a major issue with alchohol consumption itself the real problem is not educating people
Bad night ):<
some companies produce like, slop that rather than just giving you a mad hangover is actually made of the most artificial garbage
if you're going to drink poison, drink good poison
Idc if u lose a 1000 times with that blade you’ll still be better in my eyes then those dudes who crouch greatsword spam
What abt the double greatshield users.
They exist?
I'm relatively unhealthy in various aspects but reality is reality, if X does damage no amount of mental gymnastics makes it safe or neutral, yada yada. Knowing about so kinda makes it fair
Yea. Found one. He killed me once. The other 4 times I won
Well not just about it, there are also supplements you can take to severely lessen the impact on your organs
and NOBODY is told this
I didn't find out till I was like 25
thank god I did so soon
But I don't count it bc he got me w a grab
I was told this
If I'm not mistaken, medications and supplements usually have contraindications, that I don't know of, of course, but I wouldn't be surprised they cause damage somewhere else
Even some meds for illnesses have contraindications for other meds and so on, it's curious
Gotta be informed
Bionic tummies for everyone
Yep, this is how life should be generally but we get new products shoved in our faces with 0 actual scientific backing regularly
give me a roboliver that I can get plastered on without dying of a liver trombosis
i just transformed all of the enemies and bosses in malenia, wish me luck guys!
The way of capitalism.
If it's profitable enough, it's good enough
That'll be 500,000 shemeckles
I DARE you to take Godricks main gate route
So she gets on my because I don’t do my physical therapy enough and that’s complicated cause I had issues with my doc listening to me and it took a few months and the start of that few months she got depression and my care of the house and her went down during my physical pain she gets on me for my drug/alcohol use, eating healthy, losing weight, she thinks I don’t want her to date other women and I really don’t care
I got 3 hero rune
God I get them mixed up so often I might actually by unc
3 hero runes and a rivers of blood


