general-discussion

[meager furnace]

make the stew WITH the wine

[sour lagoon]

I like me some Tito’s

[still wren]

the usual stew stuff but with a quarter cup of paprika

[plush blade]

Closest thing to alcohol i consume is rootbeer

[terse torrent]

He's a guy but his father wanted a daughter. He beat him to that. So... Yeah?

[tame depot]

Isn't Vodka a straight up punch you in the face alcohol?

[coarse blaze]

fym the usual stew stuff😭😭

whats usual gang

[still wren]

i dont like wine either but i like port so i got port

[sour lagoon]

That varies per person

[terse torrent]

Yes, but Relatively tasteless.

That's why we do it, comrade.

[winged obsidian]

well gwyndolin had a ring that gave him feminine mannerisms that he abandoned so

[plush blade]

The usual ingredients

[slate raptor]

Gwyn is extremely progressive damn

[winged obsidian]

make of that what you will

[sour lagoon]

Port is good I like pinotage Malbec and Pinot Grigio too

[still wren]

beef bits, taters, carrot, onion, tomato, garlic, salt,pepper, sage 😭

[steep moss]

honestly i don’t think i can at this point lmfao, i already suffered through 2 of them and i do not plan to do them again ever

[winged obsidian]

no no no the exact opposite. He said "sun is for boys, moon is for girls. You have moon affinity so you're a girl"

[tame depot]

Uh.

[winged obsidian]

he was hardcore into the gender roles

[terse torrent]

Not... Really. He's as traumatized as it gets. He didn't get a say, his father just curbstomped him onto acting like a gal.

[coarse blaze]

ok fair enough but thats not my usual

[harsh wharf]

Nobody told me Risk of Rain 2 was peak

[plush blade]

Didnt he commit genocide...

[steep moss]

you probably had folks tell you for years

[slate raptor]

So big bro is trans

[coarse blaze]

always has been

[steep moss]

anyway yeah ror2 is peak

[harsh wharf]

You're one to talk

[still wren]

i prefer sparkling if its wine, still wine tastes a bit boring to me

[terse torrent]

Who?

[slate raptor]

So did queen Marika and she is trans

[slate raptor]

Gwyndolin

[nova canyon]

Cmoon theyre not that bad

[winged obsidian]

I don't think so personally, given that he got rid of the femring

[harsh wharf]

This would probably be the case if I talked to anyone

[sour lagoon]

Love me some bubbly

[terse torrent]

Small bro would be, but I guess so

[slate raptor]

Still dresses like a girl

[tame depot]

Not... really? Kind of? Ol' mate probably has a terrible sense of self.

[winged obsidian]

how

[plush blade]

Ehrm

[still wren]

champagne pretty good price is justified

[sour lagoon]

I like a Bloody Mary

[terse torrent]

Poor guy, my typa shi

[gilded dragon]

water is better

[winged obsidian]

Gwyndolin is wearing a dress yeah, but so is lorian

[gilded dragon]

yooo zeta

[steep moss]

if the controls weren’t clunky i wouldn’t mind but this damn game requires precise input if i want it to work smoothly lmfao, and my adhd brain is getting mad so im losing my patience

[winged obsidian]

or whichever the magic brother was

[harsh wharf]

Good work though, I'm on your side

[steep moss]

[still wren]

water is boring, its like eating a baked potato

[tame depot]

Dresses were, at one point (And in some places still are), considered masculine, so, y'know.

[plush blade]

Screw the hornsent🤑

[gilded dragon]

but water is water its essential

[sour lagoon]

I like water and baked potatoes

[still wren]

i dont think anyone likes baked potato over any other way of preparing potato

[steep moss]

baked potato good, if you put stuff on it, kinda like water

[terse torrent]

Water tastes like nuthing, literally nothing. I wish we were thirsty more often

[gilded dragon]

yeahh

[sour lagoon]

Definitely prefer French fries or potatoes cut into slices and air fried or baked

[winged obsidian]

water does actually have a taste

[coarse blaze]

baked potato is alright, double baked and stuffed is getting better but theres much better ways to eat a potato either way

[slate raptor]

What is the lore reason gwyn is such a easy boss I just finished Ds1 and I haven’t gotten much about the lore

[cosmic pewter]

water tastes like water

[winged obsidian]

it tastes like water

[cosmic pewter]

dam right

[sour lagoon]

When I say slices I mean like potato rings

[terse torrent]

I guess it's bad then

[tame depot]

Being forced to act as a women when you are a guy, and then having a ring slapped on you that also seemingly does something to help that, and then being forced into gender specific roles (Sexism :D) probably doesn't help someone feel good about themself.

[still wren]

indeed, id only bake a potato if i only had a potato and an oven

[winged obsidian]

he's hollow and a shell of his former self

[steep moss]

i like slapping some cheese and chives in there with sour cream

[gilded dragon]

@steep moss is that u in ur pfp?

[nova canyon]

😭😭 stay strong brother, dont let the game ragebait you

[tame depot]

Weak.

[sour lagoon]

No beans?

[steep moss]

sure is

[terse torrent]

Yeah, I'd want to help them, if the world wasn't crumbling that is. Being male or female I wouldn't mind

[coarse blaze]

damn straight

[sour lagoon]

lol kidding

[winged obsidian]

all my homies hate Gwyn, praise the dark

[gilded dragon]

fr?

[steep moss]

no beans indeed lmfao

i promise

[terse torrent]

.

[tame depot]

I'm still going to kill him for his souls.

[raven fern]

Nujabeans

[sour lagoon]

It’s really not that bad but it’s not that good

[terse torrent]

Square off!

[sour lagoon]

Imagine adding more carbs to your starch

[steep moss]

that’s how i describe 2 day old leftover hamburger helper

[ivory tree]

Just got back on Elden Ring after a long time. Taking forever to find colosseum matches. This normal?

[tame depot]

No price too great. No life too precious. No hope to find recourse.

[plush blade]

Depends on your region/port

[sour lagoon]

That stroganoff though

[winged obsidian]

the furtive pygmy caved to Gwyns brown nosing and doomed us all to the chains of fire! return to dark, reject the linking of fire!

[ivory tree]

I’m on ps5, is there anything I can do?

[slate raptor]

Those snakes genuinely ruined the leave ending

[sour lagoon]

Damn I kinda want to make some homemade lasagna

[winged obsidian]

the metaphorical electric bill in dark souls must be insane

[plush blade]

Yeah you're pretty much cooked, most pvp players are on pc anyways

[terse torrent]

Like it or not, dark is winning. At least amid resets.

[steep moss]

furtive pygmy so funny, they are described as “so easily forgotten” and everyone forgets them when naming the lord soul holders

[tame depot]

Should be an option in either Settings Menu, or Colosseum Menu to turn on Cross-Region Matchmaking.

[plush blade]

Theres a what.

[tame depot]

...

[ivory tree]

I have that on! It

[tame depot]

My guy.

[sour lagoon]

All my pot is out in the shed and I’m too lazy to go get it

[winged obsidian]

it has to end eventually. everyone's afraid of the dark but you can't have one without the other. light is not good and dark is not bad.

[tame depot]

Is it just... normal, for people to get high and drunk all the time?

[steep moss]

forgot to reply, but ye, it’s me if i was goku

[winged obsidian]

surprisingly so

[terse torrent]

Depends. Usually not at all

[sour lagoon]

I do it occasionally all the time

[plush blade]

I was too busy begging for cross-port to notice

[sour lagoon]

Lmao

[terse torrent]

Just nature.

[tame depot]

What the hell does that sentence mean.

[winged obsidian]

I see a lot of humans a day and a lot are high or drunk in some fashion

[terse torrent]

He's an addict /s

[steep moss]

50% of the time, everytime

[sour lagoon]

Facetiousness

[tame depot]

Remove the sarcasm.

[terse torrent]

Probably

[winged obsidian]

everyone's addicted to something

[sour lagoon]

No really I would like to cut back as the wife just left me

[tame depot]

I'm very happy I've never done any sort of drug or alcohol.

[winged obsidian]

caffeine addicts are a different breed

[uncut depot]

got dark ending first attempt in both ds1 and ds3

[tame depot]

Depression.

[sour lagoon]

Yes they are

[steep moss]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-nerd-yelling-insult-gif-7884166

[terse torrent]

I'm surprisingly resistant to stuff, maybe because I'm already into other non stuff shi kek

[sour lagoon]

I can’t stand diet meth heads

Caffeine addicts

[tame depot]

Skill issue.

[winged obsidian]

some people really can't live without monsters or Rockstar energies. drinking 4 or 5 a day

I used to be hooked on caffeine, quitting was actual hell

[tame depot]

Their heart is going to explode THEN implode.

[fathom grotto]

Manus run back

[terse torrent]

There was this time I was doing pot with two other friends like three days a week for a month, they told me they did it each day and I dissapeared lmao. Felt no drawbacks, different breed.

[terse torrent]

Imagine

[winged obsidian]

marijuana is less bad but I should still cut back

go to the CBD for my anxiety

[sour lagoon]

I need to stop messing with my chemical imbalance

[terse torrent]

Just swim in victimism and fiction, be a man /s

[tame depot]

Drugs are cringe, embrace Scripture (This is my best attempt at conversion).

[still wren]

ive never tried monster because im turned off by the hypertension warning on the monster can

[winged obsidian]

yeah once you get past the first few weeks it's not so bad to kick the weed fix

[sour lagoon]

Suggesting scripture while also being judgmental is kind of counterintuitive

[terse torrent]

Never had any fix, it was fun and had laughs, but I was never like "dude... I wanna again"

[winged obsidian]

well that's good

everything in moderation and all that

[tame depot]

I honestly couldn't really care less, I just get confused by what other people do, because I was raised very far from a lot of things.

[terse torrent]

That was NOT moderation lmao, my genes are just chad

[winged obsidian]

I have an addictive personality so kicking stuff is hard

[tame depot]

Shuwa, give me GIF permissions just for a bit so I can send that side-eye dog meme at Brezhnev.

[winged obsidian]

once spent a full day in the lab for mvc3. like an actual 24 hour period

[still wren]

i didnt drink till i started working in liquor, but even now i can go 3 weeks with zero drinking with only a bit of effort and only got drunk once in my life

[terse torrent]

Going away from caffeine, alcohol or drugs might as well be the best thing Mormons actually ever do, just gon s leave it at that

[winged obsidian]

that wasn't fun

[steep moss]

weed doesn’t really form a traditional addiction, it can form pretty strong dependencies though which can be hard to shake, although there won’t be any physical drawbacks like a meth addiction or soemthing

[plush blade]

Interesting conversation going on here

[winged obsidian]

it's psychologically addictive yeah, I've kicked it several times and you lose the craving after a while

[tame depot]

Mm, no comment.

[winged obsidian]

it's not like a chemical dependency like alcohol or caffeine

[rare coral]

why caffeine

[still wren]

https://klipy.com/gifs/-LMG

[terse torrent]

I think it scientifically has connections to higher risks of psychotic outbreaks or schizophrenia tho

[winged obsidian]

it's a powerful stimulant

[rare coral]

idk i drink coffe because i like the taste i dont really care about being awake

[steep moss]

yeah like, i smoke cigarettes and vape and i never feel the same need for weed that i do for nicotine

[harsh mauve]

Why are we talking about drugs

[winged obsidian]

nicotine is brutal

[velvet canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[winged obsidian]

never started, never will

[terse torrent]

Nicotine (and cigarettes at that) is one hell of a hell.

[tame depot]

I am worthy. I am TRUSTworthy. From my lips and tongue, has not a single lie slipped.

[steep moss]

personally, i live in canada and there’s like 4 weed stores in walking distance, one of which is literally next door

[sour lagoon]

I started drinking a lot when I was a manager 😂

[steep moss]

it’s a topic like any other

[velvet canopy]

do what you like and dont do what you dont like

[winged obsidian]

Washington, yeah there's a bunch just down the street

[terse torrent]

I live in Argentina! Here as well! Just that it's not legal...

[velvet canopy]

problem solved

[still wren]

its time to play a new game

[winged obsidian]

how's Argentina this time of year

[tame depot]

In the wise words of Arnold: Co-Cain-E-Um.

[terse torrent]

Better I guess, maybe. Coldish

[steep moss]

and make sure you judge everyone else for living different from you!

[tame depot]

Never heard of it.

[steep moss]

[rapid shadow]

[velvet canopy]

always, what is self reflecting

[velvet canopy]

HIIII

[winged obsidian]

did chile ever give you your coast back

[harsh mauve]

I hate when ppl smoke bc it smells bad especially weed 🤢

[tame depot]

80% of all humans.

[steep moss]

i don’t own any mirrors sorry

[winged obsidian]

fair point

[still wren]

i think this is blumhouse's first plublished game

[rapid shadow]

Long time no see my dearest friend and tarnished

[velvet canopy]

i broke mine, they pissed me off

[tame depot]

I dunno what blumhouse is.

[velvet canopy]

maybe im the problem....

[steep moss]

fair enough, in my case i don’t even really smoke actual weed anymore, i just smoke dabs that taste like watermelon lol

[velvet canopy]

helloo, its nice to see you around

[plush blade]

Insert miriel dialogue

[terse torrent]

no no, you're never the problem, blame institutions, other people and broad groups of people.

[rapid shadow]

Not enough Elden Ring it seems because why break real world materials when you could break stances and poises

[velvet canopy]

wisdom

[steep moss]

and most of all, never change!

stay the same

[still wren]

man missed every horror movie since 2017

[ivory tree]

I’m still getting nothing for PvP

[steep moss]

everyone should change around you

[terse torrent]

Or do, only in your own image

[tame depot]

Meh.

[velvet canopy]

the world spins around me

im certain of it

[steep moss]

god took lsd and thought he was me

[still wren]

main menu music is pretty good

[terse torrent]

Everyone is just a projection of my mind in this simulation of a world

[sour lagoon]

"Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things".

[tame depot]

Solipsism Final Boss.

[steep moss]

i am the universe experiencing itself

[rapid shadow]

Once and a blue moon I check this chat and the one time I do I find a very good friend

[winged obsidian]

why does Argentina have an area called "the land of fire" that's the closest piece of land to Antarctica

[terse torrent]

That's true regardless of narcissism

[velvet canopy]

always always, hope ur doing well

[harsh mauve]

California has ruined me bc when I saw a pharmacy in France I thought it was a dispensary

[terse torrent]

We neither do to be honest,

[harsh mauve]

Green cross does not mean the same thing

[velvet canopy]

sad part is some are joking and some arent...

[rapid shadow]

Sleep Work game repeat and now dealing with the government stealing my money

[winged obsidian]

some guy was having fun with that

[velvet canopy]

who is taxes, i owe them nothing

[sour lagoon]

Idk Naruto probably lives there

[tame depot]

About what?

[velvet canopy]

same here

[winged obsidian]

well, at least in the States, I'm glad people aren't getting 15-life for pot anymore

[tame depot]

Mid-ruto.

[terse torrent]

.

[winged obsidian]

that's nice

[sour lagoon]

Mid fan base ruto

[rapid shadow]

Lucky it’s scary because I’m mad late for everything TvT

[winged obsidian]

Naruto started so good man

[steep moss]

that’s progress, now you just gotta get the rest of your states on board with legal weed

[winged obsidian]

Idaho cops waiting on the border to pull over Washingtonian plated cars lol

[sour lagoon]

I can’t say glaze

[terse torrent]

How close is america to an actual civil war now that I think about it

[sour lagoon]

Or is it goated

[steep moss]

depends how badly americans want change

[sour lagoon]

You can’t say overglazed

Idek at this point

[tame depot]

Give it three more years.

[sour lagoon]

I said Naruto is goated

But overglazed at the same time

[winged obsidian]

Naruto scaled too high and I lost interest in the war arc

[sour lagoon]

It said that message contains blocked content

[terse torrent]

Maybe half of one!

[winged obsidian]

Madara had so much aura that not even the writer knew how to kill him off

[steep moss]

as a dragonball fan, i have no limits, scale away

[terse torrent]

He can get it

[winged obsidian]

dragon ball scaled too high before I was born that's alright

[terse torrent]

[sour lagoon]

Let’s just surprise him with an alien reforming itself from his dna

[winged obsidian]

it's also based off journey to the West and the monkey King who was already a universe spanning character

[tame depot]

People will roll over, then, something truly persistent that interacts entirely with a majority's life will happens, and everything will tumble from there. I can see protests for a long while, but not a full civil war, give it a few more years to... cook.

[winged obsidian]

could've just sent him off with Guy

[steep moss]

everyone says madara was the best, so i push my uchiha hating agenda and remind everyone he got oneshot by black zetsu

[winged obsidian]

but naaaaahhh

[steep moss]

[terse torrent]

a certain someone making a certain coalition of countries collapse based on a single action might actually set it off however.

[sour lagoon]

That would have been awesome

[winged obsidian]

Tobirama my king, my GOAT. The best hokage

[terse torrent]

facts already? This early?

[winged obsidian]

he never trusted that mf and they SHOULD'VE listened to him

[sour lagoon]

I started a war because my best friend killed my crush while she was mentally unstable

[tame depot]

Mm, I'd comment more, but I do believe politics are frowned upon in this server, so I will not.

[terse torrent]

yeah, no worries

[steep moss]

i’ve always loved this image

[winged obsidian]

bro was so out of it he didn't see his best friend burst into tears and pass out from the trauma

[sour lagoon]

Idk I feel like the uchiha should have taken over

[terse torrent]

I've roaming around

Always looking down

At all I see

[winged obsidian]

this but unironically

[sour lagoon]

Danzo a ho

[winged obsidian]

after what Madara and Sasuke and Itachi and Obito pulled? nah

[steep moss]

sasuke was a bum, he died like 3 times on screen and had to be saved

[terse torrent]

It would be a very powerful state but on the border of collapse every sunday

[sour lagoon]

Nah man tobirama murdered madaras bro

[winged obsidian]

idc if Itachi did it for his bro he committed genocide. dude was meant to spy on the Akatsuki but the leaf still didn't know Jack about them

[coral breach]

is it just me or are bosses with spears much harder to fight since they constantly do half fakeouts every attack?

[winged obsidian]

they took my boy Asuma

[sour lagoon]

The uchiha slaughter was Itachi and danzos fault he shouldn’t have let Danzo manipulate him

[terse torrent]

He did it to save the leaf village and his brother, sorta. Sorta. He always hated being a weapon but his most important action was being exactly one.

[ebon forge]

my chili is ready I have no idea how spicy its gonna be, its bright red tiny orb

[steep moss]

my goat neji should’ve had better

[winged obsidian]

well to be fair to him he was like, 15 at the time but still

[sour lagoon]

Fr

[terse torrent]

He was "Hokage level at 7"

[winged obsidian]

the spying on the Akatsuki thing is true though. they had no info despite him being an inside agent

[sour lagoon]

Sakura gets over hated

[winged obsidian]

he "thought like a hokage" at 7

set him up for early trauma

[coarse blaze]

under hated

[steep moss]

the quote is “thought like a hokage” not that he would fodderize lord third lmfao

[winged obsidian]

Sakura deserved more character

[terse torrent]

Yeah that

[sour lagoon]

She had more character in the manga

[winged obsidian]

instead of "Sasuke oooo" and "violently abusing Naruto"

[terse torrent]

Lord have mercy...

[steep moss]

sakura was portrayed with good chakra control, should’ve had her have some genjutsu or something

[raven fern]

Sakura was purposefully written different in the anime vs in the manga, they wanted you to hate her when she wasn’t mean to be that way

[sour lagoon]

Characters like sanji and sakura get screwed by the animators

[winged obsidian]

reminder: Sasuke and Naruto have kissed each other on screen more than Naruto and Sasuke kiss their wives

[terse torrent]

What if Naruto had folded, imagine Naruto actually took the bait and they married despite not loving each other same-same. Actual nightmare ending

[steep moss]

hey man, tenten exists, she’s got less screen time then the damn pig

[raven fern]

Mark

[vague harbor]

Hello

[sour lagoon]

I know Tenten my girl lowkey

[harsh wharf]

This is how it should be

[coarse blaze]

why does the pig oink in japanese

[ebon forge]

should I full send and just eat this chili I grew whole

[coarse blaze]

yeah

[raven fern]

Yes

[winged obsidian]

Sakura being the medical ninja and yet Naruto was the one who restored Kakashi's eye

[proud bronze]

How does a pig do that

[steep moss]

hello every nyan

[winged obsidian]

couldn't even give her one W

[coarse blaze]

exactly

[ebon forge]

this is prolly gonna be spicy as hell

[proud bronze]

Chilli is yummy

[raven fern]

how are you? Fine thank you

[ebon forge]

agreed

[tame depot]

That sounds daft as shite.

[terse torrent]

I have erased my own weaker past!

KING CRIMSOOON

[sour lagoon]

Bro who tf set my thermostat to 56 degrees

[harsh wharf]

Screenshotting this with no context for later reference

[muted cloak]

i just bought elden ring never played a souls game before suggestions on characters?

[proud bronze]

Rend just don’t hurt yourself

[raven fern]

Epitaph

[terse torrent]

me

[steep moss]

people like to say “but she fought shin in boruto” like she didn’t lose that too lmfao

[ebon forge]

oh never, its one of those tiny orb like chilis

[winged obsidian]

it was a cool fight at least

[ebon forge]

I also have 2 white chilis too

[harsh wharf]

Wretch, every stat 10 and makes you more likely to try different things

[vague harbor]

Yo guys im currently fighting radagon and im getting cooked what do I do

[winged obsidian]

but couldn't even give her that, Sasuke had to save her

[terse torrent]

cook more

[raven fern]

Star fists

[steep moss]

jump the triple slam

[proud bronze]

I suggest just choosing whatever sounds interesting to you, you can always change your build and you’re not locked out of anything honestly

[whole walrus]

60 vigor max weapon

[sour lagoon]

Well Naruto has god powers technically

[ebon forge]

my sister urged me to start growing chilis and gave me 2 plants

[tame depot]

Stack Holy damage negation and then just stare at him as he fails to kill you.

[winged obsidian]

Konan got done so dirty though

[harsh wharf]

You can jump most of his slams and duck alot of swipes

[whole walrus]

it is imperative

[ebon forge]

im just surprised they are alive

[winged obsidian]

yeah they wrote him to be ninja Jesus

[proud bronze]

Try em and tell me how spicy

[ebon forge]

yeah

[winged obsidian]

to the point the rest of the, extremely rich and interesting cast, took a backseat

[vague harbor]

Does frost work well against radagon?

[sour lagoon]

Naruto and Sasuke getting powers given to them through bloodline and jinchuriki and god but Sakura getting hated for being weak

[steep moss]

anyone else but obito and 6 billion paper bombs wins lmfao

[tame depot]

Naruto is a rather dull character.

[ebon forge]

yeah soon when I have something else to drink than water when the store opens

[terse torrent]

Even Sasuke fought more for his powers than Naruto, some, lmao

[winged obsidian]

I love the early Naruto stuff at least

[raven fern]

Better than bleed for sure

[harsh wharf]

They were setting him up to be a boring dad

[steep moss]

sasuke got bit on the neck and was born with sharingan ??

earned who

[raven fern]

Naruto was given a fox

[terse torrent]

Yeah everything from the base sharingan up is just other shi

Naruto was born with THE NINE TAILS

[harsh wharf]

I also want a fox, but not that one

[sour lagoon]

I said Sasuke got ped powers with an “o” but it got blocked

[steep moss]

ended up being a terrible burden for most of his young life, wouldn’t exactly call it a blessing

[tame depot]

MF is just OP as shite, and he was never NOT going to be OP as shite.

[winged obsidian]

if either Naruto or Sasuke were the opposite gender most of the second half of the story wouldn't have happened

[raven fern]

It still contributes to his overall power

[terse torrent]

It's power nontheless. Power can be a burden too.

[still wren]

idk man naruto was quite earned until the whole show went down the toilet in the 2nd half of shippuden lmao

[sour lagoon]

True Naruto really did struggle

[tame depot]

Also, his fandom sucks. Which... isn't unique, but since its such an old media, it has A LOT of terrible fans.

[winged obsidian]

Naruto did work hard

[still wren]

og naruto was pure hard work

[winged obsidian]

but then he also got a bunch of hand outs later on

[steep moss]

the real ragebait topic, was naruto holding back vs sasuke in the final battle lmfao

[winged obsidian]

yes

[proud bronze]

That might, in fact, be a good idea

[sour lagoon]

Naruto fell off with black zetsu

[raven fern]

I felt like Naruto should’ve won it “easily” when I watched it

[harsh wharf]

Me when I hold the glass cup a little too hard and suddenly my entire hand is red

[muted cloak]

imma try wretch

[winged obsidian]

fought in a war for several days, giving out his chakra like a food bank, wasn't trying to kill him, and Sasuke even straight up says "you can't win by just playing defense"

[terse torrent]

Me when I'm a technical human nuke

[ebon forge]

damn bungie really doesnt want to let me play I cant sign in to the game ive done everything and nothing works

[sour lagoon]

Man whatever those toads were smoking was probably good stuff

[winged obsidian]

Sasuke was trying to kill that man btw

dude's got issues

[tame depot]

Bungie :( Please bring me happy Destiny times again...

[terse torrent]

Nah, you say?

[steep moss]

very nearly succeeded until the asspull sage chakra

[ebon forge]

there is happy maraslop days nowk

[harsh wharf]

Straight to the Taco Bell bathrooms with you

[ebon forge]

d3 will happen

[tame depot]

Not my type of game.

[ebon forge]

hopium

[winged obsidian]

the chin check was hella satisfying though

[sour lagoon]

”prison of elders welcomes you… defend your warden..yeeesssss”

[winged obsidian]

he had that coming for several arcs

[steep moss]

best punch in naruto

[tame depot]

Gunplay isn't nearly as satisfying as Destiny, for me atleast.

[winged obsidian]

the killer bee disrespect is still elite

[ebon forge]

isnt it pretty much the same

[terse torrent]

Taco bell + 4loko + mountain dew + extra spicy doritos

[tame depot]

"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the cabal on mars."

[tame depot]

N O

[harsh wharf]

Plus an unhealthy amount of liquorice, trust

[sour lagoon]

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain

[ebon forge]

how does it differ? I feel like the gunplay is super snazzy

wstr to the face hits

[sour lagoon]

Gunplay is just auto aim

[steep moss]

you reminded me of this monstrosity, it’s a vape, that tastes like mountain dew, it’s still at 99% juice cuz it’s actually horrible lmfao

[winged obsidian]

"I beat the 9 tails, the 8 tails should be a cinch"
almost dies 3 times in less than 5 minutes

[terse torrent]

Or just two full plates of Mexican grandma clay pot birria

[tame depot]

Man, the Stranger was so cool, and still is, just wish we SAW HER MORE.

[terse torrent]

yuck... For real

[steep moss]

good thing karin is jesus

[winged obsidian]

Karin got that Uzumaki plot armor

[tame depot]

The sound design plays a big part. The movement, and the weapons themself are so unbelievably satisfying.

[terse torrent]

You know who can get it

[sour lagoon]

I wish destiny 1 had just expanded itself instead of becoming destiny 2

[terse torrent]

KONAN.

[winged obsidian]

Bee still one of the best characters tho

[tame depot]

I only played the Server-Blast or whatever it was called for Marathon, but I really didn't like the gunplay.

[winged obsidian]

my queen

[ebon forge]

is there not satisfying guns in marathon I feel like most of them feel really good

[terse torrent]

Our queen.

[winged obsidian]

sad to think the village in the rain is still ninja Detroit in boruto

[tame depot]

Destiny 2 was genuinley really good at some parts, I loved it, but they just decided to act like the UNSC during the covenant war.

Loss after loss man.

[tame depot]

Have you played Destiny?

[ebon forge]

yeah until I got paywalled

[terse torrent]

I feel sad the internet is idiotic enough to be happy at marathon because some lame youtubers and "gaming" pages got paid for good reviews after a scandal because it stole art from a woman

[steep moss]

i’d say they did it to themselves, but tbh their 4th kage guy got mind controlled so rip i guess lmao

[terse torrent]

Besides other lame stuff

[tame depot]

That... probably means you didn't play much at all, tbh.

[sour lagoon]

Fell off as soon as shadowkeep dropped but I do like the dungeons

[tame depot]

Every single season was a paywall.

[ebon forge]

antireal is happy how the situation turned out, that situation was settled and she is happy

she is even credited in the game now and the guy who stole the art got fired

it was only a few decals anyways

[terse torrent]

A company being so scummy as to even do that is already a poisoned well.

[winged obsidian]

that was the village in the mist, different village

[tame depot]

Nah, they had good stuff after that. But Shadowkeep was a bit of a let down, still had a banger soundtrack though. That is one thing Bungie NEVER failed at, their soundtrack.

[long wadi]

remove fire giant forever

[ebon forge]

okay dont care I have 150hrs not stopping any time soon

[steep moss]

they should come up with a better naming system

[raven fern]

Pest threads:

[tropic turtle]

But y I love fire giant

[sour lagoon]

Destiny 1 load screen 👌

[winged obsidian]

the rain one is essentially a border zone for wars

[long wadi]

i dont

[tame depot]

One of my personal favorites is Ace of Spades with Memento Mori active.

[steep moss]

is that the nagato village

[terse torrent]

Wasn't trying to convince you to leave, anyway

[tropic turtle]

Fair but his play style Fun

[winged obsidian]

black people in Naruto having white hair is still cool. love when anime gives us white hair

it's a sick look

[ebon forge]

if you are willing to give constructive criticism to the game, feel welcome but spare me of the hate train antics its just moving the goalpost now

[tame depot]

When they brought that back for Final Shape (What honestly should've probably been the final expansion of Destiny 2), I legit got full-force punched by Nostalgia.

[ebon forge]

games good and its not going anywhere

[long wadi]

not when he gets stuck on the wall

[winged obsidian]

yeah it's the one with the fancy metal high rises

[sour lagoon]

We need a Naruto prequel with Madara and Hashirama

[tropic turtle]

lol

[terse torrent]

For you, maybe, declaring it good at the get go is already a massive irony when trying to make a point lmaooo

[ebon forge]

and the dev team is super responsive and transparent

[raven fern]

Nagoriyuki design is so 😣

[ebon forge]

look I dont care what you think u prolly played for 2 hours

[sour lagoon]

Or a prequel with Minato

[steep moss]

let’s go even further back, before kaguya, then there will be no chakra and everyone will just be some guy, slice of life anime, you are now watching family guy

[terse torrent]

Ad hominem? Damn, we taking out the entire plethora tonight

[winged obsidian]

bought gg strive for nago, end up maining chipp

[raven fern]

that’s so real

[winged obsidian]

but nago is hot

[steep moss]

faust mains rise up

[raven fern]

also so real

[ebon forge]

its really not that deep, but how many hours u got clocked

[winged obsidian]

the way he looks at you when you knock him on the ground

[sour lagoon]

As long as it’s classic family guy and not agenda censored

[terse torrent]

Guilty gear mentioned

[raven fern]

Him and slayer just chillin

[terse torrent]

keep on, it's funny.

[winged obsidian]

random bs, go

[ebon forge]

well how many? 0? 2?

[steep moss]

it’s all fun and games til both of us dealing with triple bomb

[tame depot]

Aaaaah. I hate Bungie for screwing up Destiny so much. SO much potential, so many cool characters, cool fights, cool weapons, cool lore, and then they just utilize 5% of it all and nope out. CUUURSE YOOOU!

[winged obsidian]

Jack o and Faust on that random bs nonsense

[sour lagoon]

To think we thought it would get better after they bought out from Sony

[terse torrent]

On that silly whimsical essence

[tame depot]

:(

[winged obsidian]

me using countdown as Jack o and praying they flinch before I do

[steep moss]

jack o is my second character lmfao, i have a certain style you see

[ebon forge]

send proof of more than 10hrs in game and I can maybe consider you know what ur talking about lul

[steep moss]

[winged obsidian]

they buffed countdown since I played

[terse torrent]

3 ad hominems and counting

[winged obsidian]

it's much faster

[terse torrent]

I should've known by the tag however, tsk

[steep moss]

i just play faust and fish for drill kick combos lmfao

[ebon forge]

what is ad hominem

[tame depot]

Mate...

[terse torrent]

Unsurprising.

[raven fern]

im an Aba fishing for the hammer attack

[winged obsidian]

my style in fighting games is to pick the cocky, rushdown, mildly oblivious white guy

[ebon forge]

ur just some random on the internet anyways

[terse torrent]

Fourth

[ebon forge]

what

[tame depot]

You too, are a random on the internet.

[steep moss]

i like midscreen keepaway, with a touch of command grab mind games

[terse torrent]

The irony is spectacular

[ebon forge]

never even seen this guy before

[winged obsidian]

chipp, Johnny Cage, Dante and vergil, Ken masters

[tame depot]

We are all randoms on the internet, literally none of us know each other IRL.

[terse torrent]

What's the big guy called, potekmin?

[winged obsidian]

yes

[ebon forge]

bro just literally came outta nowhere to hate

[terse torrent]

He's chas.

[raven fern]

Evil

[winged obsidian]

nightmare match up for chipp

[terse torrent]

Potekmin Chad

[tame depot]

Whom?

[terse torrent]

Big guy. Unga bunga

[raven fern]

two hits and you’re dead

[terse torrent]

Average grapplee

[ebon forge]

the guy that said something useless

[winged obsidian]

me and the pot main seeing each other on the screen and both going "oh god not this again"

[terse torrent]

Fifth

[ebon forge]

okay bro move along now, dni

[winged obsidian]

I gotta play perfectly and hope they don't pot buster me to hell, they gotta eat a 7 way mix up on a big body

[cedar matrix]

bro i woke up
pet my bunnies
hopped on dbd
and consumed media

[tame depot]

Far and few between are any opinions useless, all come from different paths of life, from perspectives that understand concepts in a way we don't.

[raven fern]

Waiting for the dizzy to stop attacking so I can move 5 inches closer

[ebon forge]

and how the hell is it an attack to ask for proof of gameplay

[terse torrent]

Its got a lot of tools as far as I've seen

[slate raptor]

What is solairs “sun”

[steep moss]

me when potemkin hits 2 counter hit 5h’s

[winged obsidian]

chipp had everything

except health

[raven anchor]

Uhhhh anyone seen the set leak

[raven fern]

Except

[terse torrent]

Don't bother, mate. They don't even know what a fallacy is, just skip it. Little point

[raven fern]

Yeah

[cedar matrix]

son

[winged obsidian]

but he's got a high guts so he actually takes much less damage at low health than average

what little that matters

[ebon forge]

I get that but I dont get why people think they know stuff without even actually playing the game

[tame depot]

There is no loss in giving knowledge.

[terse torrent]

I guess, if you can sustain it it's good, but good luck

[winged obsidian]

that's the downside of drug abuse in your younger years, you become frail as glass

[steep moss]

in an argument, you can genuinely spout out the names of fallacy’s and unless they are well versed, they’ll concede just because it sounds like you know what you are talking about

[winged obsidian]

I do like that about chipp. badass ninja but he's still living through the consequences of his troubled youth in his body

[terse torrent]

It seems not with this one, just let me tag

[raven fern]

I tried Jacko again and got murdered

[terse torrent]

.

[steep moss]

play faust

[halcyon kernel]

Hi

[steep moss]

the trumpet awaits you

[raven fern]

Never

[ebon forge]

I just googled it

[tame depot]

Yet you doubted them immediatley, despite no evidence that they infact did NOT have more than a few hours of knowledge on the topic.

[steep moss]

[terse torrent]

Use more drugs to get stronger! /S

[raven fern]

My friend plays faust and i can’t steal that

[halcyon kernel]

Oh wow an argument

[ebon forge]

everyone I know who hated and was unsure turned out loving the game after giving it some time

[cedar matrix]

do i know you from somewhere

[steep moss]

that’s a fair argument, my buddy plays vegito on dbfz so i just don’t touch the guy

[winged obsidian]

your friend is a monster

[cedar matrix]

they cant handle the poopyland aura they go crazed

[halcyon kernel]

You probably don't 😁

[tame depot]

Alas, there is far more than a half dozen or dozen in the world.

[raven fern]

Ramlethal is my second

[winged obsidian]

as a fellow begito main

[terse torrent]

Having or not having X as a personal trait is just a fallacy however, that's the point. Have I 300 hours or 0

[cedar matrix]

say ong

[winged obsidian]

I don't want you to have fun

[ebon forge]

yeah I just rarely see any good arguments what makes the game bad

[halcyon kernel]

?

[steep moss]

my team is cooler frieza piccolo this butthead plays vegito, ssb vegeta and bluegeta

[vague harbor]

Guys quick question

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Imp

[steep moss]

i cry in tier lists

[winged obsidian]

[cedar matrix]

VRO its me kebab 😭😭

[halcyon kernel]

OH

Hi Kebab

[winged obsidian]

I switch up but I usually go with trunks, base Goku and gt

[terse torrent]

Shoot

[cedar matrix]

yooo

[raven fern]

Epitaph

[halcyon kernel]

Hello animal from the cellar

[cedar matrix]

bro im sayin bs but its chill

[winged obsidian]

those flips just too saucy

[ebon forge]

its always either steam charts or just "game bad oogabooga"

[vague harbor]

Why doesn't hewg remember anything?

[halcyon kernel]

Imp I beat Nosferatu

[cedar matrix]

bro u cant do nun in ercord

[vague harbor]

Does he have dementia?

[terse torrent]

idk he overdid the za

[winged obsidian]

playing gt Goku and hitting those double spirit bombs

[winged obsidian]

that's not a bad fight but he's a bullet sponge

crazy to think that's Alexia and Alfreds father

[halcyon kernel]

Wait really??

[drowsy gulch]

Guys, I just got the the dlc, can I go back to the base game anytime?

[winged obsidian]

yep

[halcyon kernel]

Huh interesting

[tardy kernel]

you can swap between maps whenever

[winged obsidian]

code Veronica really leans into the humanization of bio weapons

[steep moss]

since the sparking changes, i’ve enjoyed me some beerus

[coarse blaze]

no shot

[drowsy gulch]

Ohh ok cool cool, thanks, I was about to finish my second run haha

[halcyon kernel]

That guy who frees Claire at the start sticks out to me a lot

[tardy kernel]

shurrup

[winged obsidian]

beerus finally good? he should be, lore wise he's the strongest guy on the roster

[coarse blaze]

no go check server we vc in😭

[winged obsidian]

yeah Ricardo?

[steep moss]

if you have good execution beerus is like top 3 imo

[halcyon kernel]

Mhm

He is really interesting to me

[steep moss]

his orbs have huge keyblast prio now

[halcyon kernel]

I see you Yako

[winged obsidian]

in general CV shows how horrifying the effects of bio weapons are to the individual. no spoilers but you'll see

[native tree]

Never

[ebon forge]

btw im still waiting for good arguments I can discuss them in length too

[winged obsidian]

yeah he gives me the vibe of "I'm doing this for the paycheck"

[halcyon kernel]

I am the 👁️ ofc I do

[native tree]

Hmm, mayhaps, how do you do

[winged obsidian]

then by the time it got too real he couldn't back out

[steep moss]

alright i better get back to the suffering that is naruto storm 1

[ebon forge]

there is some things in game that are awful rn but guess what next patch fixes them all lol

[steep moss]

cya later @ me if trouble

[winged obsidian]

umbrella doesn't exactly look like it has a very employee friendly retirement plan

[halcyon kernel]

If they do a CV remake I hope we see or learn more about him

[coarse blaze]

@steep moss

[steep moss]

[winged obsidian]

it's in the works afaik. it's apparently supposed to be semi open world

[halcyon kernel]

Yeah the European branch is really harsh lol

[winged obsidian]

maybe in that you can choose which parts of the island to explore

[winged obsidian]

umbrella's European branch is downright vile

[terse torrent]

storm of Narutos?!!!

[winged obsidian]

reminder: Luis helped create nemesis

[halcyon kernel]

Wait really???

[tame depot]

The Nemesis Engine for Skyrim Modding?

[winged obsidian]

yeah, the remake states the work he did with plagas was used on nemesis

and Luis was also a member of the village in the remake series, which makes his actions even more reprehensible

[molten solar]

Hello everyone I’m new to this server but I’ve been playing Elden ring since it came out

[chilly dune]

Welcome big man

[tame depot]

Very cool.

(Im not being sarcastic)

[chilly dune]

Who said you were?

[tame depot]

Gotta be cautious.

Never know when someone might think your being serious.

[coarse blaze]

why so serious

[chilly dune]

True true, people taking offense from you breathing nowadays

[winged obsidian]

what's THAT supposed to mean huh?

[chilly dune]

Exactly my point

[hardy drift]

hiii~!

[tame depot]

I like breathing.

Most of the time, at least.

[chilly dune]

Amazing Timing good sir/ma'am/thing/microwave

[winged obsidian]

in all seriousness humans have always gotten easily offended over nothing

[ebon forge]

what the hell do I play now

[hardy drift]

Minecraft

[kindred verge]

Just how much poise does waterfowl has?

[ebon forge]

no

[winged obsidian]

Kings and Queens committing horrendous crimes cause someone sneezed a little too loud

[chilly dune]

Literally br- did you say humans? Are you not human?

[ebon forge]

never liked minecraft

[tame depot]

Only Status Effects such as Bleed/Frost can knock her out of that.

[terse torrent]

I guess it's a thing that power does more than being human in that case

[winged obsidian]

no I'm a sentient artificial intelligence

[hardy drift]

I built a pretty pink house

[chilly dune]

It gives Melania super armor but she can't be snapped out of it with frost or bleed

[terse torrent]

Not that I disagree however

[ebon forge]

hell yeah

[terse torrent]

Rebel.

[chilly dune]

Exactly true

[winged obsidian]

yeah everyone's sensitive about something

[tame depot]

Try me.

[winged obsidian]

there's always some line you can't cross with people

[ebon forge]

I should play more khazan but im not feeling like playing soulslikes today

I want my maraslop

[winged obsidian]

I don't want to

[chilly dune]

I don't take offense about anything anymore

[cedar matrix]

if you think about the world is an anomoly

[tame depot]

Throw. Your. Best. Shot.

[winged obsidian]

I'm sure there's something

we all got em, for the most part

[chilly dune]

Nope

[kindred verge]

Big sticks don’t work eh?

[chilly dune]

Guess I'm the least part

[terse torrent]

I guess it's only human, however, acting based on such sentiments... That's what gets you

[winged obsidian]

unless you're devoid of emotions in their entirety

[tardy kernel]

yeah guys im so stoic

[terse torrent]

Why is this ass app leaving messages in sending

[tame depot]

Nope.

[chilly dune]

Do you Unga therefore you bunga?

[kindred verge]

What.

[tame depot]

My advice? Frost pots. Just one will insta-freeze her and interrupt the Dance.

[chilly dune]

Unga Bunga

[winged obsidian]

indeed

[ebon forge]

I could also play some re2

[winged obsidian]

constant self reflection and humility are needed to temper our emotions

[ebon forge]

but ngl I still want my maraslop

why must they punish me like this

[tame depot]

I contemplate a cliff.

[ebon forge]

im their greatest shiller they cant do this to me

[winged obsidian]

I think I'll play some fighting game

[coarse blaze]

arch linux

[chilly dune]

That's if you properly identify the Waterfowl, because she has two attacks that go into the air, one is the Waterfowl and the other is just an air slam

[ebon forge]

pretty good pve

[winged obsidian]

ah waterfowl

[tame depot]

Nah, I'd spam.

[winged obsidian]

one of the most overturned moves in the game

[chilly dune]

Waste of resources then

[winged obsidian]

mostly just the initial flurry though

the rest is simple

[tame depot]

Shi is cheap af to make.

[ebon forge]

hm maybe doom eternal is the move

[chilly dune]

Mid fight?

If you spam, you may miss, and since your in a fight you can craft, therefore can't replenish your first pots

[tame depot]

Bah, if you need more than 10, then its time to dump some Vig and learn, or to summon, or use one of the billions other strats or builds.

[ebon forge]

yeah Im downloading eternal again I need some action

[winged obsidian]

still convinced malenia is a cut sekiro boss that was tuned for ER

[tame depot]

Nah.

[ebon forge]

how do you define between a sekiro boss and a fromsoft boss

is it that one is more tuned to parryslop than rollslop or wha

[tame depot]

Its the same image.

[winged obsidian]

yes

[ebon forge]

yeah it is

the same literal image

[kind arrow]

Yo is the shadow of erdtree dlc bassicly its own game

[jaunty glen]

lf rus friend

[ebon forge]

sekiro bosses are a bit more rhythmic but thats about it

[winged obsidian]

malenia having waterfowl with 0 recovery time and her up/down slash with a year and a half of start up and recovery is certainly one of the design choices of all time

[tame depot]

It's about the size of Limgrave and Liurnia combined, with a shite ton of stuff inbetween.

[winged obsidian]

her vibe

too lazy to dissect my point at this moment

[ebon forge]

what vibe thats far from japanese culture

is it because she has a katana?

[winged obsidian]

what does this sentence mean

[ebon forge]

name one thing that is connected to japanese culture and history with malenia other than the katana

I have trouble identifying this vibe ur talking about

[winged obsidian]

she's a wuxia protagonist

[ebon forge]

the armor is more european than anything or maybe even ancient rome

she just has a katana man

Im just tryna understand here

[tame depot]

Is that those Cultivation novels?

[winged obsidian]

she's inspired by zatoichi, a prominent blind swordsman as well

[terse torrent]

This guy seems like the usual "you're wrong and I'm right, I'm based and you're the cancer of the world" or whatever, I wouldn't mind them bro

[ebon forge]

looking this up

[ebon forge]

this is where you are wrong, I did not say you were wrong before

I just wanted to hear actual arguments rather than "game bad"

[terse torrent]

It was an exaggeration, but yes thank you

[magic girder]

Hi

[winged obsidian]

who's saying "game bad?"

[terse torrent]

Not referring to this one topic, dw

[winged obsidian]

oh ok

yeah I'm not hating on her (more than usual) she's an ok fight, just not one I really like

[ebon forge]

there is no official confirmation that malenia is inspired by zatoichi

seems to be just headcanon to me

[terse torrent]

I'd say the hp Regen is what makes the fight hard, otherwise she's a hassle

[ebon forge]

try my 56k messages on the server u might get another picture

[winged obsidian]

the hp Regen is a pain yeah

[ebon forge]

I usually welcome others opinions and I can admit when Im wrong lol im not a child

[terse torrent]

🥀

[winged obsidian]

zatoichi definitely inspired her design as he did with countless other blind swordsman in media

their backstories even have some overlap

[ebon forge]

yeah they do

[terse torrent]

Zatoichi? TF2 mentioned

[ebon forge]

but like Im just tired of the endless hate train, its undeserved. so please im willing to talk about this

[trim juniper]

ball knowledge

[winged obsidian]

they both lost their sight young from disease and ruthlessly trained despite their lack of sight to master the blade. and likewise she also wanted to stop the oppression of the weak by supporting her brother

[ebon forge]

like I thirst for good discussions about whats wrong with the game

[terse torrent]

That's neat

[winged obsidian]

fuji from one piece also was inspired by zatoichi

[terse torrent]

But radahn >

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[winged obsidian]

Radahn more like fraudahn

[terse torrent]

Jk

[tame depot]

Anyone wanna watch me die over and over PCR?

[winged obsidian]

has radahn gotten one confirmed W over another demigod?

I mean he held the stars back and stalled Ranni's fate and invaded stormveil but that's Godrick and he's pathetic

[ebon forge]

what about the argument that malenia is also inspired by nausicaa

Kushana to be exact

[terse torrent]

The shattering lasted like two weaks lmao, ofc he didn't war a lot, besides, he literally conquered the stars

[iron tangle]

Is this the gate way?

[tame depot]

Im 90% certain it lasted way longer than that.

[terse torrent]

Yeah it was a joke, but not as long compared to god knows how long the golden order stood up

[winged obsidian]

i conquered the stars too after I beat astels ass

and he wasn't pinned in the sky when I did it

[terse torrent]

Yeah but you're a tarnished who literally can't die and absorbs power of absolutely everything

The only thing that can stop you is skill issues

[winged obsidian]

damn straight I am

[terse torrent]

Kek

[tame depot]

Anywaaays, just gonna leave this here if anyone wants to witness a Skill Issue. #1490228118105882694

[terse torrent]

I'm betting radahn wasn't a literal general for nothing however

[ebon forge]

I think malenias mentor is more inspired by zatoichi than malenia herself

[terse torrent]

Besides most other demigods and imporant characters fearing or recognizing his power

[cedar matrix]

who are you bro

ercord summon the most random folk

[ebon forge]

yea

[winged obsidian]

I mean I can kiiinda see it? I've never actually seen the movie so I'm just going off the description

[cedar matrix]

like bro who is dis 😭

[winged obsidian]

I'll have to watch it to see more

[terse torrent]

He did fall off instantly after the cancer nuke however. That's his story's point. Should've used a star nuke or som

[ebon forge]

"this is ad hominem, prithee be careful"

[terse torrent]

I didn't know I had an aura that triggers a specific sort of people

nice ability

[winged obsidian]

Malenia doing all that training to restrain the rot only to go "you ain't from Leyndell if you never done this before" and nuking and killing untold thousands of people

[ebon forge]

who is triggered

[winged obsidian]

minimum

[terse torrent]

Lmaooo

[ebon forge]

is the triggered in the room with us

[terse torrent]

Is the good game here with us

[cedar matrix]

who are you bro

[ebon forge]

who are you

[cedar matrix]

ive got roots in here but WHO ARE U BRO 😭💯

[winged obsidian]

"nah bro ends justify the means bro"

[burnt helm]

Bwah

[terse torrent]

Just nuke bro

[ebon forge]

the roots run so deep I am such a spammer

[winged obsidian]

also I love that there's just a bunch of rot dogs in Caelid that are just... still being dogs

[terse torrent]

🥀

[cedar matrix]

son

[winged obsidian]

there's one sitting outside a shack with a collar and a few guarding sheep

[terse torrent]

As long as there's nothing alive close

[muted locust]

[ebon forge]

elden ring discord is my whole personality

it defines me

it molds me

[winged obsidian]

nah dude Sparkles don't bite she's friendly

hold your hand out and let her sniff you

[tame depot]

You've been here 3 days.

[ebon forge]

I was grown in the darkness (ercord)

[ebon forge]

Ive been here for over a year

[winged obsidian]

we all were

think it's called pregnancy

[ebon forge]

how can I have 56k messages in 3 days

[terse torrent]

Those things sure look terrifying

[winged obsidian]

idk how to say that in Spanish

[terse torrent]

I uh... Don't wanna try...

[winged obsidian]

embarrassed?

[tame depot]

It says you joined April 2nd 2026

[ebon forge]

I took a vacation (I was banned)

[cedar matrix]

bro dis placeis ultra hell

[terse torrent]

I'm not surprised

[tame depot]

Skill Issue.

[ebon forge]

who are you

[cedar matrix]

legenda got clensed bro im crine

[ebon forge]

yeah I confronted a mod that was pretty awful

[terse torrent]

Someone who didn't get banned

[ebon forge]

you dont even know why I got banned

[cedar matrix]

who

[terse torrent]

He's him people

[tame depot]

Right, well, Half health first attempt on PCR. This might take a bit.

[ebon forge]

legenda

[terse torrent]

Good luck bro

[ebon forge]

I got banned after confronting him (he was repeatedly breaking rules)

[cedar matrix]

thank god bro
he dead now

[ebon forge]

wasnt this soviet guy be the most well adjusted argumenter why make such odd assumptions

[manic arrow]

I learned something new today: spamming attacks doesn’t really matter in Elden Ring. You have to take it slow and make every click count. From now on, I’ll press the mouse button with a slight delay and avoid pressing again even after the enemy is killed. I think this could be a great habit. What do you all think?

[burnt helm]

You got smote for insolence

[terse torrent]

[ebon forge]

yeah insulting staff in any way is a big nono honestly my bad

[burnt helm]

I usually download the fighter jet mod

[winged obsidian]

if you mash attacks, enemies will input read and often will do follow ups they wouldn't otherwise so yes

very good advice

[burnt helm]

I like when they hold an attack for seven years until you sneeze

[desert robin]

Me ow

[manic arrow]

Is it really a thing like enemy read your mash inputs and predict counter?

[winged obsidian]

morgott has several knife slash follow ups he won't do unless you mash too early

[winged obsidian]

yeah

[desert robin]

NyAa

[burnt helm]

Control freaks honestly

[tame depot]

Someone remind me to jump instead of roll on his foot slam.

[ebon forge]

I was skilled enough to be welcomed back with warm messages so I guess Im doing something right

[ebon forge]

I wouldnt say so

[manic arrow]

what that means?

[ebon forge]

I just got carried away because the guy was lowkey going against human rights and belittling people on sensitive topics

[winged obsidian]

mod talk here gets you got like the New Austin sniper

[ebon forge]

not a lot of things make me pissed buut I got pretty mad that day

[winged obsidian]

casually dismissing human rights in an argument? say it ain't so

[tame depot]

Already on my 5th attempt, yay!

Or, wait, this is sixth.

[ebon forge]

I dont want to go into details here and idk why Im even telling this in the first place

[winged obsidian]

took me over a hundred tries to beat fume knight first time, don't stress

[terse torrent]

Attack timing? Specific turns? Just powerstance jump attack as a glass Cannon and hope. Be a man.

[ebon forge]

the guy is gone the sitch is overr

[winged obsidian]

also fume knight for nightreign

[cedar matrix]

legenda?

son nobody liked that guy

[ebon forge]

yeah he repeatedly broke the rules

[winged obsidian]

fume knight/velstadt duo boss

[terse torrent]

Havel

[winged obsidian]

I did not have many fun conversations with him

[cedar matrix]

this is my OC legenda
hes bald
no motion
a perv
unemployed
bad politics and media

[winged obsidian]

havel the l2

[burnt helm]

F-22 raptor mod

[winged obsidian]

cause that's what I'm gonna press before shoving my scythe in his gut blunt end first

[ebon forge]

I cant laugh yet

[burnt helm]

I would likely go off too tho

[tame depot]

Not my first time with PCR, just my first time using Beast Claws agaisnt him.

[terse torrent]

Ah yes, another fellow Havel hater

[cedar matrix]

what does he do bro

[ebon forge]

buy yeezy

[cedar matrix]

like im a bum atleast i got some aura sometimes legenda got nun im crine bro

[winged obsidian]

havel is like magic and I'm havel

[manic arrow]

Also, spamming buttons unnecessarily reduces the mouse click life cycle and wears down the buttons. It also causes unnecessary strain on your fingers. So it’s better to press the button only when it matters. I’ve got to follow this habit more strictly from now on.

[winged obsidian]

those highly committal fist weapons?

[ebon forge]

I still could have handled that situation with a bit more grace so the vacation was deserved lol

[tame depot]

Yeeeup.

[ebon forge]

I already served my time (discord ban = literal jail btw)

[winged obsidian]

elden ring is shockingly high commitment sometimes

[terse torrent]

Sure man

[manic arrow]

Right now my case was this: even on a low-level enemy that can be killed in two hits, I spam maybe 5 times lol. Do you also do this?

[tardy kernel]

no

[terse torrent]

In terms of time? I've been steamrolling the game since I installed it for the second time lol, trying builds and shi

[winged obsidian]

you got clubs which are so fast you can get a full 4 swings in with time to dodge or you get those and spears which do low damage with high commitment it's very odd

[burnt helm]

Grace? Elden ring reference

[winged obsidian]

ice spear carries

[ebon forge]

everywhere I go I see her face

[burnt helm]

I've been banned here once, and muted a few times

[winged obsidian]

no in terms of actions

[cedar matrix]

im

[ebon forge]

this was my first ban ever

on any server actually

[terse torrent]

What did you do

[winged obsidian]

it will queue and carry out actions you press up to a full second after you did it

[burnt helm]

I dont usually talk on servers, if I did i would be banned more

[ebon forge]

I did get banned for comms in league like 5 times but thats league

[burnt helm]

Idk honestly. I just remember the punishments

[ebon forge]

getting banned from comms are like badges of honor in that game

[worn wigeon]

i HATE this feature

[ebon forge]

and I am moderately decorated

[burnt helm]

I was muted for like a week, I think that was the longest

[winged obsidian]

me too I despise it so much

[terse torrent]

Yeah that's soulslike for ya, farting caused a window

[ebon forge]

yeah I mean I was muted too not full ban

[worn wigeon]

and its only cause of a certain bug tied to it

[burnt helm]

My ban lasted a day I think

[winged obsidian]

really? it's a bug? are you serious?

[ebon forge]

I think the most I got was a week

[burnt helm]

But then I left this server for like 2 years, and now im back

[winged obsidian]

that's why I've been dying so much???

[worn wigeon]

no, theres a bug tied to the feature that is the reason i hate it

[winged obsidian]

oh ok

[burnt helm]

One of the ppl I was friends with is a mod now so that's something

[worn wigeon]

that would be really funny if it was a bug

[ebon forge]

oh I was away for a month I actually started to hit the gym again after that ban

[winged obsidian]

still despise it. they can animation cancel and I commit to actions I input a year prior regardless of what comes after

[ebon forge]

so in the end it improved my life

[terse torrent]

How do people even choose mods if a human rights anti advocate was one, do they like throw dice or shi

[ebon forge]

Im ready to devolve now tho

[winged obsidian]

you really feel it with faster bosses

[terse torrent]

Then again I was in the blender discord for some time, a guy got a mute of two hours for his fifth offense saying the R word and being xenophobic purposefully

[worn wigeon]

i only hate it because if you let go of the charge attack button before the attack button you do a follow up

[terse torrent]

Imagine believing your petty discord is above discord tos

[burnt helm]

I need to hit the gym

[ebon forge]

I mean usually at first they seem like nice guys right thats kinda their whole thing. then the mask slowly peels off

[winged obsidian]

there were many times I died to waterfowl because I tried to cancel a move I hadn't yet done

[burnt helm]

Go through my training arc, or rather my getting healthy arc

[ebon forge]

much like in real life

[winged obsidian]

"gotta swing before you can roll chumbo"

[ebon forge]

or if not nice, atleast decent

[burnt helm]

I feel like a lot of mods take themselves too seriously

[ebon forge]

I like the mods here

[burnt helm]

I was beefing with one before but we're cool now

[ebon forge]

(im held at gunpoint)

[terse torrent]

If it had been months or years, i can take it, sure. But that's the limit, imagine making a mod some random who fell two months ago

[worn wigeon]

i think it was an attempt to make button mashing less effective but it didnt do too well