general-discussion

[jagged widget]

Same, actually
But my head is made of cheese and my shoes are made of wood

[fickle needle]

ye

[celest nova]

Ohhhhhhh

[coarse blaze]

what type of cheese

[celest nova]

So i can doo all game quests and choose to be elden lord?

[coarse blaze]

yes

[celest nova]

BET

[jagged widget]

Gouda cheese of course

[coarse blaze]

oh man that one is so good

[celest nova]

Where do i go after renalla

[fickle needle]

altus plateau

[coarse blaze]

wherever you want

[fickle needle]

but

play on your own pace

[coarse blaze]

altus is technically next yeah assuming you capped godrick

[fickle needle]

follow the guidance of grace

[lilac hawk]

Do a blindfold playthrough but if you're gonna wiki something let it be quests only , trust me it'll feel so good

[jagged widget]

You could also follow caelid north to dragonbarrow

[celest nova]

I beat margit, godrick, wolf, renalla, magma wyrm

[rapid atlas]

🔥 🖊️

[celest nova]

Okay bet

[lilac hawk]

You can as well go to a certain shack at dragonbarrow and wait till night

[celest nova]

I do want to do the bosses in order tho

[coarse blaze]

why did she ascend to godhood without a top on

[jagged widget]

[fickle needle]

😭

[coarse blaze]

she should have some decency man

[lilac hawk]

There is a no order dawg , just do whatever you want , that's the point of the game since its actual open world

[fickle needle]

I think it's just her normal black dress

but we can't see cuz it's dark there

[celest nova]

What story boss is after renalla tho

[fickle needle]

shhhh

[celest nova]

Is it the blood guy

[fickle needle]

play

[coarse blaze]

a few of them

[lilac hawk]

Spoilers bruv , can't tell you

[celest nova]

Oh

[coarse blaze]

you've like 6 bosses since the story isn't very linear

[lilac hawk]

Literally just explore and you'll find out quickly

[jagged widget]

Melina

[celest nova]

Should i jus go beat radahn

[fickle needle]

I need Marika's diet and exercise man

14 children, W physique

[celest nova]

Isnt there like 14 story bosses

[fickle needle]

tho she's very tall

[coarse blaze]

I fear anything I say in response to this will get me banned

[fickle needle]

I'm 165 😭

[jagged widget]

Sorry for lying

[stoic iron]

so old

[coarse blaze]

I think thats just required

[celest nova]

I dont want to be too high level to the fact i beat all the story bosses in a minute

[mellow obsidian]

[jagged widget]

There's around 15 bosses required to beat the game
But there are 165 bosses in the entire game

[celest nova]

I literally beat renalla in both fases in like 7 hits

[celest nova]

Oh

Okay bet

Thanks for all your help guys

My armament is so tuff now

[jagged widget]

There's also a lot of remembrance bosses, which are cool and unique, but not all of them are required to beat the game

[celest nova]

Whats that mean

[jagged widget]

I recommend going to all of them though

[fickle needle]

WiFi died rip

[jagged widget]

You have godrick and rennalas rememberance

[celest nova]

?

[jagged widget]

You can exchange those for a weapon

[fickle needle]

You're 190

[jagged widget]

Item in your inventory

[celest nova]

Oh u mean the thing at the roundtable?

[jagged widget]

Yes

[celest nova]

Ohhb

Bet

U just reminded me i havent bought godricks

[jagged widget]

Or you could just get runes for them

If you don't want the weapon

[celest nova]

Nah i want the weapon it looks cool having a dragon hand

Drip over anything

[jagged widget]

You said it king

[coarse blaze]

will lock you into the pretty mid aow if you hold it for cosmetic

unless memory isn't serving

[celest nova]

Whats aow

[coarse blaze]

skill

[celest nova]

Oh

Ok bet

[fickle needle]

punchies

wifi back

[celest nova]

In 4 days I’ve played 28 hours of Elden ring

[coarse blaze]

oh god everyone run

[fickle needle]

you first

[coarse blaze]

I am running

[fickle needle]

run boy run

https://klipy.com/gifs/running-quick-1

[coarse blaze]

ilcbiceibtigfbisg

[fickle needle]

huh

[coarse blaze]

Google that

[fickle needle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wtf-189

[coarse blaze]

he simply loves chocolate

[trim juniper]

kat^

[coarse blaze]

😭

[fickle needle]

😭

[velvet canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/seiun-sky-seiun-sky-kekw-gif-14206488775076417218

[coarse blaze]

ok I'm gonna doomscroll gn chat

[tardy kernel]

bum

[trim juniper]

burn

[rapid atlas]

real

[coarse blaze]

people like u is why i dont talk to people
hope you know that

[halcyon kernel]

Hi

[steep tartan]

guess what

[halcyon kernel]

Copy pasta

[hearty zenith]

People like you exist and that's why I'm happy

[celest tartan]

Hi guys, I was trying to get rivers of blood today and I killed the invasor but didn’t get the sword. Has that happened to anyone here before?

[coarse blaze]

are you modding

[celest tartan]

Yes

The coop mod

[coarse blaze]

good job you broke things

can't get help here for it begone

[celest tartan]

Oh no

[dark sequoia]

Did you try restarting

[celest tartan]

I’ll try now

Yea didn’t work

Nvm

2 of them spwned at the same time again

I don’t really now what’s going on anymore

Lol

[coarse blaze]

modded gameplay does that

and as it lies, mods aren't allowed here

[bold kernel]

guys im level 85 and imma do 10+ for my nagakiba, what stats should i use

i currently have

vigor 43
mind 14
endurance 30
strength 30
dex 30
int 10
faith 15 ( 15 i need for bloodflame and flame grant me strength )
arcane 12

[celest tartan]

Im playing coop w my friends bro, dont see the issue

[coarse blaze]

the issue isn't what you're doing

well it is bc clearly mods broke the game

but they're not allowed here and for that reason you should try to ask the modding server instead of the official one for help since again, not allowed here

[inland arch]

Is there a new dlc dropping in 2026?

[rapid atlas]

Yep

[celest tartan]

It’s NOT that deep

[inland arch]

Is there any information about it

[wispy bison]

it is that deep because the discussion of mods isnt allowed in this server

[rapid atlas]

Yeah, see the trailer

[gleaming escarp]

which souls [pc] game is best after finishing ER and SOTE

[coarse blaze]

breaking tos
asking official server for help because you broke things
"it's not that deep"??

[autumn rain]

[wispy bison]

yo buddy, pipe down, dont want you getting banned

[coarse blaze]

😭

[inland arch]

Oooo on the official channel of from software in youtube or like elden ring chanel

[rapid atlas]

Elden ring channel, new dlc is fun

[wispy bison]

kings field 4 the ancient city

[celest tartan]

My life will completely stop at the moment that I get banned for asking a question

[rapid atlas]

[wispy bison]

i wasnt reffering to you

[celest tartan]

Sorry lov u all

[gleaming escarp]

[celest tartan]

[celest nova]

What remembrance shouldi get from renalla

[inland arch]

Whats the name of the video i cant seem to find it

[rapid atlas]

Skill issue

[wispy bison]

the one youre gonna use

[celest nova]

Im a bleed build

Is her scepter the best in the game

[inland arch]

True but when i search elden ring new dlc trailen it shows neightrain trailers

[rapid atlas]

Skill issue as i said

[wispy bison]

not for a bleed build

[inland arch]

Cmon now please say the name

[wispy bison]

also not in general

[rapid atlas]

No dlc is coming

[celest nova]

Okay bet

[inland arch]

Dam i read a artical about new dlc in 2026

[rapid atlas]

😹

[wispy bison]

[tawny elk]

[inland arch]

@rapid atlas I dm you

[ebon forge]

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Rend

[chrome flame]

should i use radagons soreseel at level 33?

[pastel cove]

When is Elden Ring 2 coming out

[sharp salmon]

Early game mage is literally hell bro

[tardy kernel]

its sunshine and rainbows

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Shnrai

[coarse blaze]

egoed

[silk arch]

Yo

[wispy bison]

@ebon forge ren

[ebon forge]

henlo

[ebon forge]

hi iris!

sorry was busy with cats

[coarse blaze]

me

[ebon forge]

playing with the kittens and so on

today I get to play games again woo

[wispy bison]

🐱

[ebon forge]

Im just excited to be home Ive been away for a week

[wispy bison]

im hungry

still a bit emotionally worn from yesterday

[halcyon kernel]

How u?

[ebon forge]

doing goood!! how about u

[halcyon kernel]

Very bored despite having a lot of games to play

[ebon forge]

yeah sometimes its like that

I got the spark to play again some time ago

[halcyon kernel]

Bugs aren't invading a planet right now and in Code Veronica I have to deal with spiders as Chris

[ebon forge]

oh code veronica is such a classic

havent played it though

[halcyon kernel]

I got done killing Nosferatu

What a cool boss

[ebon forge]

I should browse steam a bit more

already buying the long dark since its -90% off

[halcyon kernel]

After CV ima play og 4

[wispy bison]

browse job applications

[ebon forge]

I should actually lmao

[halcyon kernel]

And then either 0 or revelations 1

[ebon forge]

Im just enjoying my time free from uni stress for a bit

[hot dome]

why not play them in order

[halcyon kernel]

I alr know the story and timeline

[hot dome]

fair

[halcyon kernel]

I've also beat 1-3 classics

And well because I'm fearful of 0

[ebon forge]

fatigue did u check out the lore yet

[wispy bison]

when i was playing trough all the re games i lowkey forgot code veronica even existed so i never played it

[halcyon kernel]

Its fun, def has that classic RE feel but it does have some things that are a bit frustrating

[halcyon kernel]

Not yet

Alfred lowk one of my fav RE characters just because he is so goofy

[ebon forge]

you are obligated to tell me what u think when u do

[halcyon kernel]

👍

Steve is one of my most hated characters

Well tbh I've never really hated an RE character before

I hate Steve because he tried to kiss Claire without consent

[hazy sand]

o/

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Kier

[hazy sand]

Hallo

Getting a bank account sorted out atm

[coarse blaze]

good looks

hope all goes well

[halcyon kernel]

W

[jagged widget]

should i allow myself to be hungry

[coarse blaze]

no

[outer gate]

yes

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Quacklings, hi Lucky

[jagged widget]

hiya fatigue

023

[daring sail]

Hi all. Lots of elden ring experience. just trying to find some people to help out in pve

[jagged widget]

#community-help

[lapis vortex]

No doubt yes

[outer gate]

hallo

[daring sail]

on my way

[carmine prairie]

Elo

Hello

[stiff linden]

Hi

[hazy sand]

Woah pfp change

[halcyon kernel]

Yeah Alexia Ashford

[hazy sand]

Re character I’m guessing

[halcyon kernel]

Mhm

Code Veronica

[hazy sand]

🔥

[hot dome]

you looked at those student bank accounts some banks offer

[steep tartan]

guess what

[hot dome]

what

[steep tartan]

chicken butt

HA

[hot dome]

@community mods

have this man taken to the tower at once

[outer gate]

[steep tartan]

Another chicken butt victim

[outer gate]

You're going to my evil intimidating wizard tower bud

[trim juniper]

i cast stub your toe

[outer gate]

Feast for the crows 🫵

🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛

[jagged widget]

asgores theme is so good

[outer gate]

True

Death by glamour has been my favourite since I was a child

Day 1 OG

[steep tartan]

Just how many of you will continue to be chicken rear victims

[jagged widget]

for me it was like

sans

but that was 2019

[void python]

NIHIL

[jagged widget]

ve te-ni-mo
vo tu-ki vis-tra

[void python]

this latin ?

[steep tartan]

hey bro

[jagged widget]

likely yes

[steep tartan]

what do you call a toilet that can rap

[void python]

hmmm

[jagged widget]

you

[void python]

Travis Scott?

[steep tartan]

i don't rap stupid

[jagged widget]

💩

[steep tartan]

😠

[steep tartan]

well close

but not it

try again

try to guess

[void python]

everybody besides eminem

probably

[steep tartan]

no

well close but not close

[void python]

then clue me in cuh

[steep tartan]

it has to do with the apparatus we use itself

but there is another word for it

Can you guess what it is?

[void python]

hell na

[coarse blaze]

the one with the head coming out of it

[gray wraith]

played dark souls 1 for the first time and everything is so ugly i love it

[steep tartan]

no not sk$%^$

[void python]

kitty kat what's the answer?

[sand coral]

I think I prefer apples.

[steep tartan]

if you don't know then just say "what"

[jagged widget]

hello apple sir, and kat dame

[steep tartan]

[sand coral]

Hello Quacklings of the Synced Hive.

[jagged widget]

heiyas

im watching a latin analysis on placidusax

he's so cool

[winter kestrel]

Is LVL 70 enough for Leyndell
I have a plus 6 somber weapon

[sand coral]

✅

[sand coral]

Yes, 70-85 is good.

[winter kestrel]

Okay thankss

[sand coral]

Depends on vigor.

[winter kestrel]

Should I do volcano manor first?

[jagged widget]

i hate that most elden ring's boss theme lyrics are complete gibberish

[void python]

If you didnt, then yes

[winter kestrel]

45

[sand coral]

They are both equally scaled.

[sand coral]

Raise that up.

60 is preferred for the late end game.

[nova jetty]

The hype for the Duskbloods died before it even started due to the PvPvE thing

[steep tartan]

i uninstalled NR

[sand coral]

People going to buy it anyway.

[steep tartan]

Yeah i just did that

[winter kestrel]

Okay should I farm the dragon in caelid?

[sand coral]

The big one, yes. But at your level, it won't be that helpful but it still gives a lot of runes.

[nova jetty]

Yeah. I just hope it'll be good

[sand coral]

I recommend exploring.

[sand coral]

It will be. Probably.

[timid echo]

anyone fw with the ichi the killer movie

[winter kestrel]

Yeah it takes atleast 3 kills to level up

[sand coral]

Explore Valocano Manor and Lyndell. Also you can go to Nokron or Deeproot depth. There are loot and bosses there.

Easy runes.

[winter kestrel]

Finished Nokron

[sand coral]

What is that?

[livid nacelle]

Are you on your first run through?

[winter kestrel]

Yes first run

[timid echo]

it's some really violent Japanese film , I am considering watching it

[sand coral]

Explore Deeproot. There is a remembrance boss there if you do Fia's quest.

[next pelican]

yo guys what challenges do yall recommend (no mods)

[sand coral]

Oh, never heard of it. Well, good luck with it.

[livid nacelle]

U want to make a lot of runes?

[winter kestrel]

How ?

[winter kestrel]

Yess

[sand coral]

Specific weapons only run, specific builds run or if you want something difficult, do RL1 run.

[next pelican]

thx

[sand coral]

Near the Nokron Ancestral Spirit, there's a path that leads to Deeproot depth. It's hard to explain. You can look up on YouTube.

[winter kestrel]

Is it the one with Regal Ancestral Spirit?

[sand coral]

No, but there's a path near where you fight it that leads to a duo boss. If you beat that, you can enter deeproots depths.

[winter kestrel]

Okay then

[winter kestrel]

Bro

[solid oracle]

if you see some jellyfishes, youre looking at the right place

[sand coral]

It's a new area to explore. It's not that big but there's a remembrance boss there and a cool armor set.

[livid nacelle]

Hmm. Killing bosses is effective, what level are you?

[winter kestrel]

70

[livid nacelle]

At what part are you in the story. What is your next main game boss?

[void python]

his next is probably Rykard

[winter kestrel]

Depends it can be Shade Godfrey

[sand coral]

Or Goldfrey.

[winter kestrel]

Or Rykard

[sand coral]

I usually finish Ranni's quest before entering Lyndell on my normal playthroughs.

[livid nacelle]

Bro, then just fight rykard or golden Frey. Rykard is ez. U don’t even need a build. And golden Frey is ez too

[cinder shoal]

@mossy flame

[winter kestrel]

Im scared of the Lake of rot
Ive progressed that to the point when shes given me a doll

[livid nacelle]

Recommended level for golden Frey is 75-85

[polar crypt]

Any tips for cutting Seth the scaleless tail I spent 5 minutes on his boss fight

[livid nacelle]

Just kill him

[sand coral]

You just need a lot of flasks but it's doable if you raise all the platforms.

[cinder shoal]

@jaunty mist

[sand coral]

You may die one or two times.

[winter kestrel]

Okay

[sand coral]

Use a sword that slashes downwards.

[winter kestrel]

Should I respec?

[sand coral]

Your choice.

[winter kestrel]

I use bloodhounds fang rn

[sand coral]

That's a strong weapon.

[polar crypt]

I should cut the big tail yeah ?

[sand coral]

Yeah, just go behind him and spam attack until it cuts off.

Took me a couple of tries.

[polar crypt]

Lowkey this boss is trash

[sand coral]

Lowkey, agreed.

[livid nacelle]

Btw golden shade Godfrey gives 80k. And the next is a little harder but u can do it with level 80.

Next boss drops 120k

[winter kestrel]

Morgott?

[stoic iron]

yes'

[winter kestrel]

Is Rannis quest worth it?

[trim juniper]

sure

[atomic tapir]

BOMBO

[atomic tapir]

Ncake, more like ncake

[fleet pond]

[atomic tapir]

Wagwan food lover

[fleet pond]

I'm back after being muted for 3 hours

[atomic tapir]

That happens

Just follow the rules n whatever

[fleet pond]

Yeah

[atomic tapir]

Darky been typing for 9 eons now

[hazy sand]

What for lol

[fleet pond]

I'll dm you as I dont want to be muted again

[hazy sand]

Calm

[atomic tapir]

You’ll obviously tell me as well

[fleet pond]

Yes

[atomic tapir]

Darky still typing is crazy

[wispy bison]

they said poo :(

[atomic tapir]

Poo poo doo do iris smells like poo

I’m invincible

[hazy sand]

Mods I don’t feel safe with this individual around

[atomic tapir]

Zamn 😔

Not the friendly neighbourhood ranga

[solid scaffold]

Hi

[nova canyon]

You're a poopnose

[hazy sand]

Test

[atomic tapir]

That’s so mean (good work)

[polar crypt]

Yeah but still

I even tried him using invincibility and stamina wha should I do I left him at 1% what should I do

[fleet pond]

Darky still typing, this better be a master piece

[hazy sand]

Woah!

[grim flume]

is that muzan kibutsuji

[outer gate]

Nope

[atomic tapir]

Lucky sighted fr

[hazy sand]

Testament- guilty gear

[atomic tapir]

Wagwan Lucky

[outer gate]

Hallo

[atomic tapir]

Tallow

[atomic tapir]

Dr house the philosopher

[outer gate]

I contacted local pharmacy asking to get my prescription stuff and they just left me on read for the past 2 days

thanks guys

[sick storm]

It's The Nerd from Elden ring nightreign !

[outer gate]

I don't actually need those really important meds anytime soon take your time gang

[outer gate]

PEAK

[hazy sand]

It’s Ok we can just do a heist on the pharmacy

[hearty zenith]

It's frustrating when you dip your fries in the ketchup and it doesn't feel enough 😡

The crunch=1/humidity

Coating = viscosity+ surface tension + draining

Now we got a constant sauce thickness,

Kopc(g)= p(ketchup density)×A(surface area of the fries)×C ( the amount you need to cover the fries with)×delta(thickness of the sauce layer )×F(a) (viscosity) all divided by (1+t/10) t is time

K optimal=p×A×C×delta×f(a)/(1+t/10)

Coverage of 10-15% , time is =< 5 seconds

0.05-0.08 grams , it's hard to calculate the surface area of the fries ☹️

[hazy sand]

We get their prescription logs and hand what we steal to those who need it Robin Hood style

[outer gate]

I actually hate them
last time they shorted me 72 whole god damn pills, and when I messaged asking about it they said "we didn't have them in stock yet"

ok so why did you let me buy them at full price and not tell me i'm missing 72

[sick storm]

I wish the nhs actually functioned

[sick storm]

I keep having this yeah

28 pill prescription

[hazy sand]

Insane

[sick storm]

Open the box, ONE pill in there

[hearty zenith]

Gotta make a formula to calculate the ketchup on a beef patty

[sick storm]

Gonna last a while thanks

[outer gate]

The funny part is

I needed 182 pills total. Each box comes with 98 each. Each foil slip has 14. all they had to do was give me 2 boxes, except open ONE and take a single foil slip out

but they like

cut one of them??? to only have 12?

Hi !???

WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGG

[hearty zenith]

It is bro , the fries ketchup formula

[sick storm]

No but see

That would make too much sense

You need to decipher their riddle in order to access your medication

[outer gate]

Mysteriously missing like half the foil slips and also one of them is cut

Literally the riddler

The issue now is that it's easter this weekend and I only have today and tomorrow left on my OTHER pills

So them leaving me on read since thursday isn't ideal

[reef siren]

who spread the misinformaton of a new elden ring dlc?

[hazy sand]

Me

[wicked meadow]

elden ring dlc where ranni and tarnished go on honeymoon

[hearty zenith]

Tung tung tung sahur is in fortnite if that would make you better

[wicked meadow]

melina stalks you on the trip

[lost acorn]

Fart

[brittle bay]

adam smasher is in fortnite

[fossil raptor]

Smart

[shy hamlet]

They did us dirty fr

[reef siren]

i don't like nightreign. can't they take nightreign lore and add it back to main game?

[hazy sand]

Nightreign isn’t canon

[vast token]

Deadass?

[hearty zenith]

Can't wait for nightreign 2

Literally nightreign 2>>duskblood

It will be more fun

[earnest thunder]

Ds2> all

[vast token]

Never played ds2
Is it that good?

[wind sandal]

We need a ds2 (2)

[hearty zenith]

Most overrated game oat

[reef siren]

i guess fromsoftware is dead judging by ppl in here asking for more multiplayer and also the fact they got acquired by hong kong VC, tencent and sony.

[hearty zenith]

They're exaggerating dw

[vast token]

It gets more hate than love for it to be overrated ngl

Genuinely sucks that Duskbloods is multiplayer coop

[hearty zenith]

Wait actually??

[paper seal]

indeed

[earnest thunder]

Elden ring is the ds2 II

[reef siren]

probably they asked miyazaki to turn the company into a cashcow low budget machine. so they need to make lots of games recycling assets like nightreign.

[vast token]

I look it up and it seems that there wont be a single player option

[paper seal]

calculating that is no easy task

[wind sandal]

Where is my adp stat

This reminds me i need to continue ds2

[vast token]

Im honestly looking forwrd to trying ds2 after all that glaze

[hearty zenith]

Try it!

[earnest thunder]

Unfortunately it isn't as peak as ds2

[wind sandal]

Exactly

[earnest thunder]

I'm trying to platinum it, the covenant farming sucks asssss

[hearty zenith]

It's peak but I hate ds2 i only have 400 hours in it , least played game

[tired forge]

farm for the Soul of Alsanna if you hate yourself

[hearty zenith]

Ty man

[vast token]

How much time do yall have in ur hands ❤️‍🩹 i have no school and no job and im still not able to get that much time

[cobalt wigeon]

Good morning/afternoon/evening yall I hope whoever is reading this has/had a good one today.

[earnest thunder]

How will the soul of alsanna help in farming sunlight medals tho?

[vast token]

@earnest thunder your pfp is older than me

[paper seal]

❤️

[native stream]

Try clinical depression and mild autism

[tired forge]

It won't

[vast token]

Im just too lazy to hop on

[hazy sand]

I keep remembering I need to get diagnosed

[outer gate]

I got scurvy

yarrghh

[earnest thunder]

Cyberpunk themed souls game will be peak ngl

[hazy sand]

It would be interesting I guess but the issue with futuristic stuff is you gotta then incorporate guns somehow

[vast token]

Im having a hard time pictur8ng that

[hazy sand]

And balance them

And just the nature of a cyberpunk aesthetic doesn’t fit that of a souls aesthetic much

[sour lagoon]

Baja blast is gross 🤮

[vast token]

For a soulslike, everything is usually dead dead. In cyberpunk, everything is quite bright and active so im not sure

[sour lagoon]

Bloodborne goated

They could make it work

[earnest thunder]

They can take the dune approach where they have some kind of forcefield to make bullets useless

[brittle bay]

let's say its a dead cyberpunkian world where bullets got too expensive so melee is the most common option

[vast token]

Besides guns, everything is old fashinoned

Its not even automatic guns

[sour lagoon]

Something like destiny but a soulslike would be dope, destiny was supposed to be more sword and shield than it became

[vast token]

In cyberpunk they got a whole roster

[hazy sand]

Yeah it’s similar with lies of p, the guns they do have are very limited

[brittle bay]

destiny?? me and my revolver never saw no sword or shield 🥹

[sour lagoon]

I mean, they ended up incorporating the weapon types, but it wasn’t supposed to be that much of a shooter

I think it was supposed to be more like Diablo

[brittle bay]

mmm

speaking of diablo should i try out the fourth one
my entire knowledge of diablo is from diablo3

that was my first diablo game the cd got messed up though

[sour lagoon]

I haven’t even played the game yet lol

I heard I should start with three

[brittle bay]

fair nuff

[brittle bay]

its peak

[sour lagoon]

Ironically, the same with fallout

I need me an Xbox

[brittle bay]

i played with my little brother on it at first but eventually ended up solo

[brittle bay]

only fallout game i have is that multiplayer one 💔💔

[sour lagoon]

I just hope I enjoy it because I didn’t like Witcher or Skyrim

[sour lagoon]

Oof

[sour lagoon]

Referring to Diablo here

[brittle bay]

i deleted it after someone sniped me and took my stuff that pissed me off

[sour lagoon]

Lmao

[brittle bay]

diablo isn't anything like those as far as ive played

[sour lagoon]

Good good

[brittle bay]

idk the game genre name wait

[sour lagoon]

I always just heard it as a fantasy looter

[brittle bay]

ARPG hack and slash

[sour lagoon]

Gotta love auto dictation on iPhones right now

[sour lagoon]

Sounds like Skyrim lol

[brittle bay]

it is like that too yeah

[brittle bay]

its dungeon crawler stuff idk man but i do know its not skyrim

[sour lagoon]

Oooh like torchlight maybe

I had fun with torchlight

(Pc game)

[lapis charm]

Yes, Diablo is a top down dungeon crawler like torchlight

But instead of a fun vibrant world with bouncy animations, you are in the pits of hell trying to contest the forces of evil

[native stream]

Sounds like my average family meetup

[jagged widget]

Girl what

[hazy sand]

You heard her

[native stream]

:D

[jagged widget]

[shut relic]

Hi

[sick storm]

So real

[heady flower]

who up on tarnished edition 👀

tarnished edition tomorrow 👀

[trim juniper]

gack are you a monk

[heady flower]

Tibet has welcomed me with open arms

[trim juniper]

ok i believe in you

[obtuse grove]

Nuh uh

[outer gate]

breakfast

[trim juniper]

espinas

[outer gate]

My cat looks so mad today

[tardy kernel]

what did you do

[outer gate]

Didn't feed her for 0.2 picoseconds

[tardy kernel]

animal abuse

[hearty zenith]

Ong

[trim juniper]

she's cat smirking

[outer gate]

😼

[obtuse grove]

20g of protein

[trim juniper]

the rest is fat

[obtuse grove]

We dont eat fat

[outer gate]

that's how much the hazelnut pudding I just ate had

[obtuse grove]

Did you eat your cat with hazelnut pudding

[outer gate]

1 cat = pudding

[obtuse grove]

[hazy sand]

Oh yeah I still haven’t eaten today i probably should

[outer gate]

optimal

[obtuse grove]

You are going to eat a cat too ???

[trim juniper]

no, me

[obtuse grove]

[outer gate]

suspiciously pudding shaped cat

Jamiroquai

[wispy bison]

my cat is sleeping on my arm and drooling on it

[trim juniper]

you or the cat is drooling

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[sand coral]

Do not move even if you're dying. The cat's sleep matters more.

[jagged widget]

is this an accurate measurement for how long the cat slept

[outer gate]

Indubitably

[hazy sand]

Just pizza

[trim juniper]

and a cat

cat pizza

[obtuse grove]

A capiza

[jagged widget]

cizza

[obtuse grove]

Purriza

Pimeow

[jagged widget]

meowza!

[sand coral]

Pizat

[outer gate]

i'm having pizza later I think

[trim juniper]

and a cat

[proud bronze]

Hallo

[jagged widget]

dain! no time long see

[thick halo]

Dose maliketh black blade aow scale w faith or with AR

[outer gate]

hallo dulla

[proud bronze]

Si si in deed

[obtuse grove]

Ar

[thick halo]

Ok

[proud bronze]

How’s everyone doing

[thick halo]

That’s convenient

[frosty spindle]

no brain activity

[outer gate]

Brasilian Skies

[jagged widget]

your brain is supposed to be active?

[obtuse grove]

Cant believe im talking in general

[jagged widget]

idk how to do that

[frosty spindle]

yes

[trim juniper]

squiggy albus is back

[jagged widget]

i can't either

[proud bronze]

I’m going to the cinema today guys

[trim juniper]

summoning ritual worked

[proud bronze]

I haven’t been in so long

[frosty spindle]

what movie

[vast token]

Whixh movi

[proud bronze]

Project Hail Mary

[obtuse grove]

Now to seal him again

[frosty spindle]

i knew it

[obtuse grove]

For next summon

[proud bronze]

I’m quite excited

[trim juniper]

glup glup

[proud bronze]

I like sci fi okay

[frosty spindle]

gpod movie

[vast token]

Everybody watchin that

[proud bronze]

[vast token]

Imax?

[proud bronze]

Only good movie out at the moment to be fair

[proud bronze]

Nope

[vast token]

I was supposed to see it

Backed out tho 😛

[proud bronze]

Well I already bought tickets so I ain’t backing out

[outer gate]

I need to walk to the pharmacy in the mighty winds

[proud bronze]

Please don’t get blown away

[outer gate]

I will likely be blown away

[proud bronze]

Lmao

[outer gate]

[proud bronze]

I will say a spell so you won’t

[jagged widget]

not if youre lucky

[outer gate]

34km/h wind

what the helly

[proud bronze]

Lucky what the heck

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

[jagged widget]

i'm faster

[outer gate]

What on earth could possibly be making it this windy

[jade lichen]

buh

[proud bronze]

Bleh

Beh

[frosty spindle]

why

[proud bronze]

A giant space jaguar

[outer gate]

WHAAAAT

[jade lichen]

dain

[outer gate]

1 unavailable video is hidden!???

how am I supposed to know which one

[proud bronze]

Hallow

[outer gate]

My Japanes city pop/Jazz fusion playlist is RUINED

[jade lichen]

how is you the doing

[proud bronze]

Pretty alright. I’ve been like half asleep while working all day lmao

[jade lichen]

that's what we call multitasking

workin AND sleeping?
what a dream

[proud bronze]

Well i wasn’t sleeping, i was just like…almost asleep

We had an important meeting today so I couldn’t actually be asleep

[scenic lake]

add more Casiopea songs to fix it

[outer gate]

ok I found the unavailable one

[scenic lake]

ider if theyre actually good thats just the one japanese jazz fusion band that i remember liking 😭

[jade lichen]

3 back to back hours every week of highschool literature class have thought me to sleep and listen at the same time
...doesn't work when the teacher notices, but ig it was useful

[outer gate]

there's a couple on there I think

[scenic lake]

w

[fickle needle]

someone on arc helped me escape

yay

[jagged widget]

dovaah

[fickle needle]

🦆 quack!

[jagged widget]

didnt you think about ideas for a server event

for someting

[fickle needle]

I did but

seems not possible for now

I'll think more

[jagged widget]

what would it be about though

[outer sun]

Zzzz

[jagged widget]

what would be the occasion

[fickle needle]

I'm trying to think of fun things that can include everyone

random

[fickle needle]

go to sleeep

go to sleeeep

[polar crypt]

Any tips to cut Seth the scaless tail I spend 1h at his bossfight with invincibility

[jagged widget]

i have a master plan

[fickle needle]

go sleep little baaaaby

[outer gate]

Dovah getting tomato thrown at her live event

[outer sun]

Veen up simce 10pm yesterday

[jade lichen]

T learnt to sleep and type at the same time
how fascinating!

[fickle needle]

wth

sleep

😭

[fickle needle]

[jagged widget]

we should

karaoke sing elden ring boss themes' gibberish latin

[outer sun]

Just got back home. Aunt was spam shopping

[fickle needle]

lucky upset me me go back arc

(totally not an excuse)

bbgirl mwah

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tomato-tomato-mater-mato-catomato-gif-1820475763262864503

[jade lichen]

get yourself some rest hours please 😭

[outer sun]

Arc is still kicking?

[polar crypt]

Any tips for cutting Seth the scales tail in ds1

[outer sun]

Streamsr games

[jagged widget]

melee weapon

[outer sun]

Will do soon

[fickle needle]

steam only

[jade lichen]

keep running around him and stop from time to time to bait his long breath attack
other than that, use any weapon to hit it

[outer sun]

It was fun.

[fickle needle]

it's fun yah

[outer sun]

That's steam streamers

Not xboxer

[polar crypt]

Bro I spend 1 h at this boss fight any weapon that cuts his tail better

[fickle needle]

steamdb

[outer sun]

Nuke steam

[fickle needle]

banned

pc W

[outer sun]

Nooooooe

[celest nova]

Why was godskin noble stronger than radahn

[jade lichen]

I believe anything with high damage and a vertical swing will do
normal and ultra greatswords, halberds and such

[jade lichen]

simple
godskin noble didn't get nuked

[outer sun]

Tine to sleep gnnn

[polar crypt]

Black knight haliberd I have +5 will it do the work

[fickle needle]

gn!

[celest nova]

[jade lichen]

sleep well!

[jade lichen]

hmm, is the best weapon in the game gonna do it?
I dunno bro, you tell me...
-# (yes)

[hasty kayak]

[tight ruin]

guys can i do sellen quest after completing ranni quest

[hasty kayak]

Hammers

[rugged crow]

No

[jade lichen]

ham

[vast token]

I dont feel like leaving my house rn

[rugged crow]

burger

[jade lichen]

🍔

[hasty kayak]

Yes

[thick halo]

I mean Reinforced club is a hammer and it’s really good

[hasty kayak]

All hammers are good

[thick halo]

No reinforced club is like top 5 best weapons

[hasty kayak]

Top 3

[dire ledge]

fff

[grand nexus]

i killed the turtle pope😔

[fickle needle]

...

you are not worthy...

to become the elden lord...

[native stream]

It is funny when I see people do that because he has so much HP that it's basically impossible to do by accident

[fickle needle]

yah

and to do it in church of vows is crazy 😭

[rapid atlas]

😹

[jade lichen]

I just discovered that the full legal name of sonic is
Sonic Maurice Hedgehog

[fickle needle]

fr?

wth

[lapis charm]

smh..

[jade lichen]

f-ing maurice...

[trim juniper]

my rice?

[paper seal]

atleast it's not john

[jade lichen]

didn't know sonic had a second job in a goddamn law firm 🥀

[jade zenith]

Jesus Christ the Leda fight is horrible

[rapid atlas]

😹

[jade zenith]

Whys everyone mad at me

[jade lichen]

Jesus Christ dlc fights are horrible*

[native stream]

Welllll

[jade lichen]

enlighten us

[jade zenith]

True

[pastel cove]

frost rot lightning builds are so peak

[native stream]

It's actually Olgilvie Maurice Wentworth Hedgehog

[pastel cove]

Not all of them

[native stream]

Why did that paste twice

[jade lichen]

it's way funnier that way

[jade lichen]

most of them tho

[jade zenith]

Dex arcane build on ng+ everyone wants me dead

And ansbach decides to fight some random guy instead of helping me

Dryleaf dane is horrible

[dawn sable]

M-mods...+!! Filter bypass..!!!!

[jade lichen]

yeah I know
maurice is an obscene name

-# I'm sorry for the maurices out there

[dawn sable]

I'm not 😭

[jade lichen]

it's ok Maurice, I get you

[dawn sable]

Not my name 😭 😭

[trim juniper]

mauricevd

[jade lichen]

too late to back down

[jade zenith]

Dryleaf dane could get hit by a nuclear bomb by Ansbach and he would keep pursuing me

[pastel cove]

Consort radahn and messmer and manus and lady maria of the astral clocktower were boring as hell but kalameet and darkeater midir and flamelurker and fume knight and weapon bequeathed harmonia were kind of fun though

[wispy bison]

dryleaf arts are so fun but danes footwork really dissapointed me

[dawn sable]

Why did it disappoint you

It's pretty good and fun to use

[jade zenith]

Messmer best fight,PCR and Leda are by Far the worst

[wispy bison]

it just wasnt as fun

the moveset was ugly

[drowsy cedar]

Yeah your name is Maria Pedro Gonzalez

[jade zenith]

Like BY far a 5v3 npc fight is insane

[drowsy cedar]

I've said it so many times my keyboard memorized it

[dawn sable]

Odd. I have more fun with footwork idk

[dawn sable]

Not what I'm called

[jade lichen]

1- I'd say messmer, manus and lady maria were pretty well done
2- my friend in humanity, PLEASE use a comma for Gods sake

[pastel cove]

rellana was pretty fun

[wispy bison]

i like kick attacks but id rather just pop dryleaf whirlwind on dryleaf arts and im happier that way

[pastel cove]

"and" is my comma

[dawn sable]

That's not a comma though

[drowsy cedar]

It looks cooler and for a while was better but dryleaf arts became slightly better after a patch which made it's heavy attack faster

[pastel cove]

also messmer was too hard for me i did him on scadu blessing level 4 and kept dying

[jade lichen]

that hurt me physically to read
I felt like bames jond

[wispy bison]

i do not share an oppinion with this person jfc

[jade lichen]

he's a difficult boss for good reasons
...unlike pcr

[dusty flare]

Use a bloodcousing weapon

[dawn sable]

Don't care about them being better icl I just carry a heavy weapon on my main hand and footwork on the other, so footwork is sorta a quick surprise element

[jade zenith]

Pcr should be hard considering youre fighting a god but its not hard its plain stupid

[drowsy cedar]

Who the hell are you bro

[jade lichen]

give this man a couch and some tea please

[dawn sable]

Homeless man calling another homeless man a broke bih

[drowsy cedar]

Slightly famous man calling a not famous person a broke bih

[dusty flare]

[hazy sand]

i realised that an album i like tells a narrative, very cool

[dawn sable]

So stupidly hard you can parry a huge chunk of his attacks + the ones that cannot be parried are not even that hard to dodge

Fortunately PCR does not have a Waterfowl Dance type move

[jade zenith]

Parrying doesnt exist to me

[proud bronze]

Ack

[dawn sable]

Have you considered making it exist

[dusty flare]

Let’s just spam rolling

[jade zenith]

Not really

[drowsy cedar]

He technically does he has/had an undodgeable move and. He has a couple combos but if you're talking about an unblockable combo then I don't think he has one

[jade zenith]

I dont see the appeal

[dawn sable]

I am aware he had an undodgeable move. He does not anymore

[wispy bison]

nobody know you tho

[jade zenith]

Lets sum up PCR radahn:Hard to dodge attacks,Two tap mechanic in second phase,two nukes,bleed dmg,

Ludicrous dmg too

[dawn sable]

Wdym bleed damage

[native stream]

PCR is never gonna proc bleed on anything lmao his buildup is pathetic and he only has one move that does it

[jade zenith]

He can use bloodflame

[dawn sable]

You mean the bloodflame attack that's extremely easy to dodge and punish or

Oh yeah you meant that 😭

[drowsy cedar]

Everyone knows me

[native stream]

His attacks aren't hard to dodge either 99% are just roll forwards

[jade zenith]

Im the first man of earth to get hit by that everytime because i forget it just explodes

[topaz holly]

Bruh

[drowsy cedar]

Amirite @evryone

[native stream]

Hi shadow

[topaz holly]

Hi eden

[peak heath]

yo guys is bastard stars a good weapon?

[dawn sable]

Maybe it's not PCR's problem then

[topaz holly]

Hru

[native stream]

One of the better flails

[wispy bison]

pcr is not hard to dodge at all, his moveset isnt hard, just the pillars of light spam is what gives me trouble

[native stream]

Better than I was last night but still not great

[peak heath]

Nice

[jade zenith]

Maybe but ill ignore my errors and just keep going until i win

Usually works

[hazy sand]

Hey shadow

[jade zenith]

Worked last time

[dawn sable]

And will work next one lol

[topaz holly]

Good to hear, do take some more time to rest though if necessary

[topaz holly]

Hi kier

[jade zenith]

Im not gonna tank him this run

[topaz holly]

Hru

[jade zenith]

Thats too easy

[proud bronze]

I’m so bored

[wispy bison]

ban people you dont like for fun

[tired forge]

give him another dose of rot

[native stream]

I'm thinking of doing a fkgs run from scratch

[proud bronze]

Well no

[jade zenith]

Double antspurs

[outer gate]

Eruption on a zwei NOW

[dawn sable]

Play MHS3

[gleaming oriole]

🦧

[proud bronze]

On a 2?

[topaz holly]

Ghosted🥀

[native stream]

Eruption on flame art zwei was the plan until I kill mohg

[outer gate]

Ja

[hazy sand]

join the hype trend frfr

[proud bronze]

I still haven’t bought it, and I’m going to a cinema in a bit so bleh

[dawn sable]

Damn

[hazy sand]

i was getting cat pictures lol sry im good just done some media work

[wispy bison]

there has been an eruption in the zwei association? do we need to send fixers from other syndicates or do we call hana assoc.

[proud bronze]

I still need to get MHS3

[wispy bison]

this is terrible, whos gonna protect the people if not the zwei

[outer gate]

something something don quixote

[native stream]

Send your cutest fixer

[topaz holly]

It’s all good lol, how are ya

[hazy sand]

do not trust eden with your cutest fixer

she will steal them

[jade zenith]

Next run thorns only build

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/team-wahoo-wahoo-don-quixote-limbus-company-gif-15996752773510341169

[hazy sand]

pretty good what about you

[native stream]

Whaaat I would never

[hazy sand]

🤔

[topaz holly]

Annoyed as hell due to actually inconvenient politics

[proud bronze]

What is the number 2 doing?

[topaz holly]

Lemme send you the article

[hazy sand]

okee

[outer gate]

Getting ready to go to the pharmacy in the evil wind

[proud bronze]

Don’t get blown away

[wispy bison]

for what purpose

[topaz holly]

https://www.stern.de/politik/deutschland/wehrdienst--maenner-bis-45-muessen-sich-laengere-reisen-genehmigen-lassen-37281470.html#google_vignette
Let your browser translate that

[native stream]

They didn't give Lucky the right pills

[pastel cove]

is ROB or BHF or MSS Or MCS better

[wispy bison]

ah right your meds

[outer gate]

I need my meds and they won't respond to my message

so i'm just gonna go over and ask if they have em

[wispy bison]

ill go with you for emotional support

[halcyon kernel]

Play The Binding of Isaac

[wispy bison]

ill just stand in the background menacingly

[native stream]

I'm considering doing str fkgs with messmerfire grease

But then again flame art with rkr could go pretty hard...

[hazy sand]

bruhhhh

[outer gate]

I only have today and tomorrow's worth of one of em, and they're closed on sunday and monday so I need em now

[hazy sand]

fkgs🤤

[halcyon kernel]

Addict

[topaz holly]

Which this is particularly problematic cause I plan to live in Japan after Uni, and I’m still under german citizenship

[pastel cove]

ROB=rivers of blood BHF=bloodhounds fang MSS=mogwyns sacred spear MSS=morgotts cursed sword

[topaz holly]

So they can just say “nah you wont”

[proud bronze]

Stern top ten most ridiculous news outlets

[ebon forge]

damn my squad wiped nearly a full lobby and fried like 3 rooks on top of it, man this hits

[hazy sand]

im coming as physical support

[topaz holly]

Doesn’t matter, the article still is true

[wispy bison]

i didnt know you could throw hands

[proud bronze]

Is there any other proof besides just this one article?

[topaz holly]

You can read the legislative texts instead if you want to

[lofty onyx]

So I did my first voice directing job yesterday. For the Ashen One’s voice actor I’m getting for this animation I was showing off below in the media channels.

[hazy sand]

i can try!

[outer gate]

they're all seperate weapon classes so it's hard to compare them, they're all capable weapons within their respective classes

[proud bronze]

Send me

[topaz holly]

Yes, the law.

[raven fern]

So kawaii

[proud bronze]

Why’d I miss that

[harsh elbow]

Is there any remembrance weapon that's worth duping with muesoleums

[wispy bison]

i will join as ranged support dps with my spells

[topaz holly]

https://www.recht.bund.de/bgbl/1/2025/370/VO.html somewhere there

[outer gate]

Whichever rememberance has two things you want

[proud bronze]

Well it doesn’t concern me luckily

[wispy bison]

oh my god this word filter

[ebon forge]

this is insane

[proud bronze]

Thanks thanks

[wispy bison]

you cannot get the same reward twice from a rememberance even if you mausoleum it

[topaz holly]

It is

[proud bronze]

I’m so lucky that I just got so injured that i’m not in Wehrpflicht anymore

They can’t hold me!

[ebon forge]

the army literally stalks you now

[topaz holly]

Btw this law counts even if you have denied wanting to join the bundeswehr and the request was accepted

[proud bronze]

They’re trying to build the army up again but they’re doing it in such a bad way

[hazy sand]

#elden-beasts

[ebon forge]

yeah

[hazy sand]

trigger warning: grumpy cat

[proud bronze]

Yeah it’s insane but I’m injured and my boss knows that, he is pretty high up in the military so I’m pretty sure I won’t have to worry. It’s still absolutely insane that they can just do this now

[outer gate]

my bracelet arrived

[raven fern]

When did this exist

[proud bronze]

I doubt they have use of a double amputee with one working eye

[topaz holly]

Which the request even being accepted isn’t even mandatory, being against war isn’t a concept that they accept as valid enough

[hazy sand]

since forever

[wispy bison]

pomi

[proud bronze]

Cutee

[ebon forge]

this is going to backfire

[topaz holly]

They’ve been ruining the younger generations for years now, might as well leave the country again

[proud bronze]

Why is one side of it shorter than the other. i hate drawing symmetrical things

[topaz holly]

Possibly but the government does NOT care in the SLIGHTEST

[ebon forge]

I figured yeah... bad direction

[proud bronze]

They’re really trying to do everything to make joining the military even more unattractive

[topaz holly]

And yet forcing it onto people

At bad conditions

[proud bronze]

Well that’s exactly what I mean

Forcing someone to do something makes everything unattractive and annoying

[ebon forge]

and ultimately weakens the army

[raven fern]

I’m sorry. I’m so sorry….

[proud bronze]

Most young people already, understandably do not want to protect germany because our state does not care about them

[topaz holly]

Literally this. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGduWHxGY/

[ebon forge]

just raw numbers wont do jack without actual proper motivation

[grand nexus]

i killed rennala, where am i supposed to go now

[grand nexus]

i got no idea

[proud bronze]

And now they force it on them and make travelling basically impossible. Let’s say you’re freshly 18 and want to get out, do a world tour before doing anything else, and you’re a guy, you see all the girls be able to do it, but you can’t.

[topaz holly]

Yes hut scary number because of being paranoid and thinking that russia might invade Germany when they’re done with the Ukraine

[proud bronze]

Did you defeat godrick? If you haven’t, do that, otherwise, kill radahn if you haven’t, he’s in caelid.

[grand nexus]

where is godrick

[wispy bison]

why is this lowkey naruto

[proud bronze]

Also, find the two halves of the dectus medallion and go up to Altus plateau

[proud bronze]

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