general-discussion

[fiery sentinel]

oh just get a parry shield

[wispy bison]

idk who that is

[native sandal]

then you’re gaidenless

[devout herald]

Can someone help me with something?

[halcyon kernel]

If you have the time and patience to learn parrying is a good strat

[wispy bison]

i thought youre trying to beat him solo

[devout herald]

[halcyon kernel]

No Ninja Gaiden?

[devout herald]

I can't play online

[winged obsidian]

legendary soul music and r&b singer

[slim trout]

Varre is good, he gives you the teleport to mogh palace, you can farm xp there lol

[fiery sentinel]

tell us

[halcyon kernel]

Hear me out

[native sandal]

I can help you open the new chupa chups wrapper thats something

[tardy kernel]

abuse his ai

[halcyon kernel]

Deathcore, death prog, and death melo

[tardy kernel]

stand behind him and he will pretty consistently shield slam

[slim trout]

I can help you open the old chupa chups lol

[native sandal]

exactly he is way too overhated for just speaking the truth

[native sandal]

Impossible

[tardy kernel]

after the shield smash position urself behind him and repeat

[wispy bison]

can the unsheathe skill be put on great katanas?

[devout herald]

Can someone let me borrow their nightreign account i need to experience online

[winged obsidian]

feel like that's too obvious though. the blood cultist likes heavy metal and dark themes?

[slim trout]

I'm old, I spent a lot of years opening them lol

[trim juniper]

no

[devout herald]

[wispy bison]

missed opportunity ngl

[winged obsidian]

I think he's a big love song enthusiasts

[sick storm]

gkats gets overhead stance at least

[slim trout]

someone wants the hammer

[devout herald]

[fiery sentinel]

aint that when you go through the portal?

[trim juniper]

the dastardly longsword from monster hunter

[native sandal]

Teach me your ways (after work so you dont get fired)

[halcyon kernel]

Nah its just those are my fav genres of music

[winged obsidian]

to make up for all the affection his mother never gave him

[trim juniper]

tom do you agree

[winged obsidian]

fair enough

[devout herald]

Can someone let me borrow their nightreign account i need to experience online

[trim juniper]

longsword in mh is just a gkat with the ability to sheathe

[sick storm]

i have not tried it!

[slim trout]

wow twice

well

[fiery sentinel]

my account is focused on executor only, so if you're okay with that

[sick storm]

sekiro simulator weapon or something

[slim trout]

time to use the hammer then

[devout herald]

I will play new game

[halcyon kernel]

I beat rl1 sewer mogh while listening to prog and it was peak

[devout herald]

Hammer?

[sick storm]

i accidentally picked a meta weapon, winning?

[fiery sentinel]

nvm you on pc

[slim trout]

ban hammer

[native sandal]

ban hammer😭

[trim juniper]

ls is literally gkat lmao, some of its r1 are inspired by the longsword

[winged obsidian]

"hammer?" into instant white name lmao

[sick storm]

'borrow'

[fiery sentinel]

Matt, a ban?

[trim juniper]

what is it again

[sick storm]

yooo peak

[wispy bison]

landing the final blow on mohg like
"if nutrients are what you lack, i will water you with every drop of blood... i have... but now i know that sacrifice is the easy path!"

[native sandal]

Didn’t even realize matt is a mod

[trim juniper]

charge blade? :o

[sick storm]

charge blade

it's so peak

[trim juniper]

real

[winged obsidian]

CB mains be like "finally got my degree now I can play charge blade"

[fiery sentinel]

jesus christ

[native sandal]

This is my goodbye

[trim juniper]

idk if you've tried 5th gen but savage axe is fun as hell

[noble kettle]

@topaz bone

[winged obsidian]

going full chainsaw is absolute dopamine though

[slim trout]

I gave the opportunity to improve, completely wasted lol

[trim juniper]

-# i mean wilds still has it (sort of)

[wispy bison]

ngl, the omen cleaver was the great katana before great katanas, that thing just looks like an oversized katana

[sick storm]

nah wilds is the first mh game i've played

[trim juniper]

all we do is aed spam 🤑

[sick storm]

i do wanna try other weapons, but i still need to get good with 1 weapon first

[trim juniper]

i see

[native sandal]

I see a lot of people being in the server and not even having the game so they just beg for it

[winged obsidian]

my first was gu then I gave up and threw hundreds of hours into world

[old linden]

I am cooler

Sry about that idk about it

[native sandal]

The ”hammer?” made it so funny😭

[slim trout]

yep unfortunately

[winged obsidian]

mhw feels like a real ecosystem and it was so much fun

[wispy bison]

rise was my first game, it was very fun, then i played world and it was boring as hell, no verticallity, no mobility blegh

[winged obsidian]

rise didn't have that

[slim trout]

I mean, I'm visible in the members list

[wispy bison]

i dropped it after like the 4th monster

[trim juniper]

currently progressing rise, done with the w's

[winged obsidian]

in rise monsters wouldn't even attack each other unless you were around

like actors on stages

[old linden]

How to beat nightreign solo

[native sandal]

I accidentally sent nugurt a friend request

[slim trout]

power of git gud

[trim juniper]

wirebug-coded

[sick storm]

yeah this is why i do kinda wanna try other weapons in wilds

[winged obsidian]

in world some of the monsters wouldn't attack unless you did

[wispy bison]

yay!

[sick storm]

cb is cool but you move so slowly in axe mode

[wispy bison]

would u guys still like me if i was a wirebug?

[native sandal]

This doesn’t happen to be an alt account does it🤔

[winged obsidian]

cause chainsaw

[trim juniper]

sure

[slim trout]

shhh

[trim juniper]

swing me into a lunagaron i need his gem

[rare lagoon]

Play raider

[old linden]

Yes i am cooler

[sick storm]

oh ye like it makes sense, weapon would be too good if you had faster movement

[trim juniper]

the funny greatsword

[sick storm]

but i would still like to try smth with more mobility

insect glaive seems fun

[old linden]

I will try it

[trim juniper]

insect glaive is probably the most mobile

[native sandal]

Mods letting everything slide🥹

[trim juniper]

speak of th devil

[native sandal]

Matt is cool tho so

[trim juniper]

good support and dps 🤑

[trim juniper]

and very effective mounting weapon

[native sandal]

If it would have been Legend it’s unfair

[wispy bison]

i was using lance, but then i got bored and i just started using hammer

[rare lagoon]

Make sure to get partial hp restoration on post dmg attacks

[winged obsidian]

Lance!!!!!!

[sick storm]

huge

[old linden]

What?

[fiery sentinel]

Matt is a hero but honestly its the first time i've seen him ban someone that quick

[sick storm]

hunting horn seems cool for support

[winged obsidian]

Lance the goat

[fiery sentinel]

was scary

[winged obsidian]

never stop poking baby

[rare lagoon]

It's a relic perk, makes managing health a non problem

[trim juniper]

i started with ls, then i shifted to glaive, charge blade then greatsword and lastly switch axe

[sick storm]

i need to get that talisman that lets u share item effects with allies

[old linden]

[native sandal]

Dude hopped on an alt and Matt does not care😭

[trim juniper]

wide range goated

[sick storm]

so i can finally play as the best nightreign character in wilds

[winged obsidian]

while everyone else runs in fear, you just. keep. POKING. it's such a rush

[old linden]

[native sandal]

Matt must be cool and popular

[fiery sentinel]

ALREADY? damn

[wispy bison]

hey thats pretty cool btw, come to the forest alone at night

[winged obsidian]

and when you hit those counters

[native sandal]

Yes

[trim juniper]

am i gonna get jumped

[winged obsidian]

they call me the longsword the way I trip up my homies

[slim trout]

shhh

[fleet pond]

*Wylds

[native sandal]

This is matt’s april fools prank and he’ll ban him tomorrow

[old linden]

[fiery sentinel]

you're riiiight

[slim trout]

nah, I'm on it

[old linden]

[trim juniper]

gosh i get tripped so much when using gs

[native sandal]

Are we staying under the radar from the head mods

[winged obsidian]

call me the hunting horn the way I do all the work and completely carry my useless teammates

[wispy bison]

sure we can play frog hop

[native sandal]

oh no

[old linden]

Idk that i will get banned because of saying this

[trim juniper]

glup

[winged obsidian]

call me the bow the way I need to catch my breath every 5 seconds

[fiery sentinel]

am i watching stars wars

[trim juniper]

i forgot i also used sword and shield but whatever

[winged obsidian]

not enough nostalgia bait to be star wars media

[pallid cloud]

Dont kill him man

[winged obsidian]

how will I know it's star wars if I don't see familiar characters and actors

[fiery sentinel]

its hellboy 2 and i thought it was star wars highkey

stream running smooth its weird

[weak tapir]

thops

[slim trout]

nah wanted a double confirmation

fixed

[native sandal]

You are NOT gonna believe this

[winged obsidian]

you know in the hit song "The drink" the drink does not explain why he is called "the drink"

this is a horrible plot hole

[rare lagoon]

Sekaiii

[wispy bison]

man i need to buy one of those harnesses that improve posture, i cannot be a 23 year old woman and be walking around like an old stone humped hag

you dont get it, 23 is young!

[native sandal]

He added me and asked ”do you have nightreign”

[slim trout]

lol

[winged obsidian]

ok auntie

[pallid cloud]

go eat dirt

[native sandal]

he must really want it

[wispy bison]

sekaiiii de

[rare lagoon]

Ok miku miku u ui u

[pallid cloud]

i love stealing pfps

[trim juniper]

ancient

[slim trout]

he really wants an account for free lol

[native sandal]

It’s only 40€ Im sure he could get that faster than the account he’s looking for

[rare lagoon]

Pft🥀

[sick storm]

just borrowing it btw

[pallid cloud]

stole this name theres an original mikore just walkin around

[native sandal]

But seriously that disguise was the worst i’ve seen

[sick storm]

surely that account won't get stolen

[pallid cloud]

holy unc

[slim trout]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-halpert-face-yeah-ok-then-sure-gif-14215039757555920220

[rare lagoon]

If he wants it that bad there are freer waters

Argh

[slim trout]

uh?

[sick storm]

OH wait lmao

that's the same guy that was dming someone i know about a nr account yesterday

[native sandal]

Same color user, joined a minute ago and came almost instantly to the chat after he got banned and even REPLIED to the message😭

[sick storm]

insane behaviour

[wispy bison]

they have split personality and sometimes they turn into an alter ego that has a pirate accent

[pallid cloud]

I might need more endurance

[slim trout]

I know, but I'd wanted to be very sure

[pallid cloud]

60 is feeling a tad low

[wispy bison]

licia singing the sea shanty

[native sandal]

Yeah no thats good, but he really could have tried better

[slim trout]

freer waters? wdym?

[winged obsidian]

do what you want cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate

[slim trout]

indeed

[rare lagoon]

Me putting all my points in end instead of vig

[pallid cloud]

80 endurance go crazy

[rare lagoon]

do you want me banned

[wispy bison]

mods ban baiting bro

[pallid cloud]

i like green

[wispy bison]

thats crazy

[slim trout]

I mean, I could've already raised a ban...

[native sandal]

Chad does what chad wants

[rare lagoon]

💀

This server is a prison

[wispy bison]

i think my explanation was valid enough

[rare lagoon]

Release me!!!

[native sandal]

matt can do that

[pallid cloud]

medium rolling in bull goat while still using my usual weapons is neat

[wispy bison]

this ship is a brig!

[wispy bison]

yarr matey

[native sandal]

If you wanna get released complain to mod mail

[rare lagoon]

Fr fr

[native sandal]

I got banned from a clash of clans server for complaining to mod mail

[winged obsidian]

favorite sea shanty gotta be lever Johnny

[rare lagoon]

Tun tun tun tu

[native sandal]

sahur

[winged obsidian]

what

is that a word

[wispy bison]

i like a few sea shantys, wellerman is a good one

[native sandal]

Blud doesn’t know da triple t

[slim trout]

it depends on the tones

[winged obsidian]

soon may the wellerman come

etc

[wispy bison]

there once was a ship that put to sea, the name of the ship was the billy o tea

[rare lagoon]

Bruh, that's not what I meant

[native sandal]

Bluddddd ain’t no way

[wispy bison]

the winds blew up, her bow dipped down

soon may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum!

[native sandal]

Triple t would beat all the elden ring bosses easily

[native sandal]

I have less than 20 games on steam

and i’m almost out of storage

[nova matrix]

*There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Bloody Ol' Reave
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
O blow, my bully boys, blow

Soon may the Vampireman come
To bring us horror, make us bleed and run
One day, when the singin' is done
We'll take our leave and go

She had not been two weeks from shore
When down on her a leviathan bore
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take that orb in tow

Soon may the Vampireman come
To bring us horror, make us bleed and run
One day, when the singin' is done
We'll take our leave and go*

[pallid cloud]

i like banished knight greatsword

[nova matrix]

Vampire coast #1 fantasy faction of all time

[winged obsidian]

I thought I heard the old man say

lever Johnny lever

tomorrow ye will get your pay and it's time for us to lever

lever Johnny lever O lever Johnny lever. for the voyage is long and the winds don't blow and it's time for us to lever

[nova matrix]

I think I should have more of these, in another life I was a sea sailing pirate

[winged obsidian]

would've been a pretty miserable life in all honesty

scurvy is a helluva disease

[nova matrix]

*Sweet reaves are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I've raided the world and the seven seas
Everybody's lootin' for something

Some of them want to shoot you
Some of them want to get shot by you
Some of them want to cruise with you
Some of them want to be the cruise*

🏴‍☠️

[wispy bison]

id love to drink a cappuccino

unfortunatelly its hot today

[hexed knoll]

Make it cold 🧠 🖊️

[nova matrix]

Perfect, the cappucino will stay hot longer

[wispy bison]

yeah sure and ill sweat like a pig while drinking it

[twilit hedge]

i just completed an exam hello Helloo

[nova matrix]

Also you can make frozen italian coffees if you have espresso

[twilit hedge]

Hello everyoneHel

[wispy bison]

i do not

[delicate isle]

hello

[twilit hedge]

298882

[cobalt ridge]

Italian?

[hexed knoll]

Hot to make chai tea

[twilit hedge]

i was asked to half pi

How.

[wispy bison]

chai means tea!!

[hexed knoll]

1.177227477482

[winged obsidian]

fold the circle

[twilit hedge]

ok so now idk if i got the right answer 🥺

[hexed knoll]

Eat half of it 😛

[nova matrix]

They have a version of it where they freeze a bit of espresso, then you pour in fresh hot coffee and shake it so it becomes a slushy

Its very little work and the only reason I dont make them myself is I dont drink coffee

You can also just shake it with ice

[hexed knoll]

1.5707964 says opera

[cobalt ridge]

Crema caffè.

[scarlet wolf]

Strength build dickriders are corny

[jagged widget]

Opera...
But theats probably right

[wheat comet]

I love corn

[scarlet wolf]

Its like a modern day video game victim complex association group

[wheat comet]

Corn and cheese mmmm yummy

[scarlet wolf]

I never liked corn even tho like it lools very yummy if like grilled

🤞

[wheat comet]

Everyone has their preferences

[scarlet wolf]

Thars very true ricklectic

[wheat comet]

Thank you woody

[scarlet wolf]

WOODY?!

[wheat comet]

Mhm

Woody Toy Story

[scarlet wolf]

Im not woody

[wheat comet]

Could be Woody

[scarlet wolf]

Shuut up

[wheat comet]

Why not be Woody?

[scarlet wolf]

Im not a toy and not a man

[wheat comet]

So?

Who said you can't be Woody

[scarlet wolf]

Woody is a toy and IS A male

Seems like a contradiction lowkey

[wheat comet]

My name's spelt Nicklectic but you said I was Ricklectic, so I am Ricklectic

[scarlet wolf]

Oh

[wheat comet]

I just decided I was Ricklectic

[scarlet wolf]

YEA my bas i canr read it because of the mysterious font

[scarlet wolf]

Rickletics not bad yea

[lost acorn]

whenever it comes to minecraft i use all my brain power for my builds

[scarlet wolf]

Nickletics also good

[wheat comet]

Well cause my name's Nick

[scarlet wolf]

ive built a base and i was so proud of it

[wheat comet]

I'm not really a builder type

[scarlet wolf]

Makes sense

[lost acorn]

My house is so cute I love it

[scarlet wolf]

SHOW mee 😍

[wheat comet]

I think it's cool you can build

[lost acorn]

dms 🫣

[scarlet wolf]

YEA

[wheat comet]

Does anyone else like space

[scarlet wolf]

Who doesnt

[wheat comet]

I don't know, I guess I should ask who doesn't like space

[slim trout]

which space?

[wheat comet]

Space space

All space

[slim trout]

Is there a space not space? lol

[wheat comet]

Space like star space

Like the kind of space that usually has stars

[slim trout]

I've never been there, Idk if I like it lol

[wheat comet]

It's really cool, you should try it some time

[slim trout]

lemme build a rocket

[lost acorn]

i always make my friends go mining for resources and stuff

[wheat comet]

I don't know how but I can help

[lost acorn]

if i explore 300 blocks away from base ill never make it back 🙏

[wheat comet]

lol

[slim trout]

get metals, get fuel, ???, launch

[shadow spoke]

Guysss check this message Broo how to find pc help

[lost acorn]

i always end up dying in caves so far away too

[slim trout]

#community-help

[slim trout]

coordinates?

[wheat comet]

You right, almost forgot da dakka

Usually the community helps with community stuff

[nova matrix]

The Nanny is a good show

[lost acorn]

i never understood them

[wheat comet]

Hello Library

[lost acorn]

i just pray and walk a certain way

[nova matrix]

One is forward back, one is left right, one is up down

[wheat comet]

Very astute Library

[slim trout]

y is the height, x and z are where you move

[nova matrix]

You remember your base is at 100, -300 and you move until numbers move towards that

[nova matrix]

If you are at 200 and you move 10 blocks along X axis towards base then it becomes 190 X

[wheat comet]

If you move a certain way, the values change

[nova matrix]

Its just block counting

You could even map it out as a compass but most people dont since paper maps are cheap and easy to use

You know the pirate treasure hunting line of "40 paces west, 35 paces north"?

Its that

[wheat comet]

Basically when you move you are going a direction :)

[nova matrix]

Sometimes the way forwards is backwards

[wheat comet]

Why so poetic

[nova matrix]

Because I had to give that line the other day to someone stuck in motg catacombs where thats literal

[wheat comet]

(He's trying to say he read it in a book)

[nova matrix]

God I love the catacombs so much, all the puzzles are incredibly cheeky

[wheat comet]

I love

What more to say

Think I'm going to quit the haters man

[nova matrix]

I say I'm going to and then I boot up another game of dota 2

The typa game where you can pull someones ass from the fire a dozen times and then have them throw slurs at you for it

[wheat comet]

But loving is so much more fun

I mean, it's easy to say I hate this I hate that, but I can just as easily say I love this for this ad this for that

So why would I choose anything other thann being happy and making others happy

[paper patrol]

[wheat comet]

Go and spread some positivity

[nova matrix]

I was gonna say "No I must ragebait people on reddit" but I remembered I havent really used reddit in years

[wheat comet]

It's okay, I still love you

[nova matrix]

I made one throwaway comment last week on some random thread that went insane though and the temptation is real

[halcyon kernel]

Reddit only good for finding niche solutions to niche problems

[wheat comet]

There aren't any right or wrong choices, just the choice you choose to make

[nova matrix]

This was what I was looking through when I spotted someone yapping about europe being the best gaming region skillwise and I had to get a dig in

[wheat comet]

Lowk deserved

[nova matrix]

Lo and behold funny red notifications popping up for days

I wish I was on some NA pride with it, but really SEA and china is over here sweeping things left and right, europe is a backseat usually

[wheat comet]

That's how it goes often

[sour lagoon]

Not sure if I like my pfp and description taking up the whole bottom of the screen when switching cords

[wheat comet]

Why not

[sour lagoon]

It’s distracting

[wheat comet]

Seems minor

[sour lagoon]

Also seems unnecessary

[wheat comet]

True

Why not change it then

[sour lagoon]

Someone wanted to say they did something at the company

Idk if you can remove it

[wheat comet]

I don't know either

[arctic frost]

"Higher-ups and users don't realize the back-end work, so we have to randomly mess with front end" 90% of these god-forsaken app interface updates

[sour lagoon]

[fleet shuttle]

anyone wanna slide the last 12 bucks for elden ring on paypal

[nova jetty]

Are there quests I can get locked out of when progressing through the DLC? I don't want to finish main bosses then find out I can't do important quests anymore

[wheat comet]

Sorry pal I can't pay

[wheat comet]

Not that I'm aware of

[fleet shuttle]

its ai

[outer gate]

Begging on the server is a quick way to get banned, so I wouldn't reccomend it

[native sandal]

Great timing just happend like an hour ago

twice

[wheat comet]

Guess they're just Lucky

[nova jetty]

Ok ty. So I don't need to watch all those YouTube videos about missable content and quests until I feel like I'm finished with the DLC?

[wheat comet]

I mean, you can watch those whenever you want man

[gray wraith]

Elden ring is the easiest souls game

[nova jetty]

I prefer watching it after I feel like I'm done so I don't get spoiled but on the other hand, I don't want to finish the DLC then find out I'm locked out of essential quests

[wheat comet]

The DLC should have sperate progression from the main story, but my knowledge is outdated I don't think much has changed since

[terse elk]

yoyoyo

[wheat comet]

Yellow

[vivid hull]

[stray vortex]

okay so i got elden ring and i played through it abit but... i suck at it do you guys have any tips or ways to practice or just things that make you better aat the game in general (implaying on pc btw if that matters)

[gleaming pond]

Did you go through the cave of knowledge

[hot axle]

Are you using keyboard or controller?

[stray vortex]

keyboard and mouse

[hot axle]

I recommend swapping to controller if able to because its generally easier to control and get used to for these typa games but if not it's still calm

[stray vortex]

dont think i have i did make it to the lil councel of grace castle thing tho

[gleaming pond]

Huh
What is the actual name of the place you are at

[hot axle]

Roundtable

Most likely

[gleaming pond]

That means he’s either been to liurnia (which most likely means he’s killed Godrick) or Caelid (probably through means of dragon-burnt ruins)

[stray vortex]

table of lost grace

[hot axle]

There's some graces in limgrave that trigger roundtable

[stray vortex]

like i just made it there

[hot axle]

Like 3 or 4 I'm pretty sure

[gleaming pond]

What was the last boss you killed

[hot axle]

That place is your general hub area

[stray vortex]

yeah i know i meant like i just unlocked it

[tawny mirage]

What's the best build for prisoner?
Like where do i put my points to?

[gleaming pond]

#builds

[quick socket]

sorry i forgot to reply to this please remind me later

[hot axle]

If you feel like some place or some enemy is too difficult for you, run around some place else and come back later, get used to the controls most importantly and make use of your dodge roll heavily ❤️‍🩹

[gleaming pond]

Go to the enemy camp right after the tree sentinel dude. Practice killing those enemies because game is very copy paste

[outer gate]

Any class can use any build they want, it's just the starting spread that changes

[brazen shuttle]

✅

[gleaming pond]

Airball

[outer gate]

Like a prisoner or astrologer would require less investment when making a build focused on intelligence, since they already have their starting stats favouring it

[brazen shuttle]

but you can still definitely go for a faith build on prisoner if you want

[stray vortex]

sounds good

thank you very much

[outer gate]

A hero CAN make a sorcery build to the exact same functionality as a prisoner or astrologer, but they would require more level investment and thus a higher level total to reach the same stat spead

[hot axle]

Starting class doesnt matter that heavily unless you wanna minmaxx those numbers neatly

[halcyon kernel]

Hi lol

[brazen shuttle]

pretty much

[wheat comet]

Practice makes perfect

[brazen shuttle]

although vagabond is still nice for highest vigor and samurai for uchi

[stark grove]

Hi bros 🥀

[wheat comet]

What's with the flower

[halcyon kernel]

Mathcore

[quick socket]

it's just small optimisations that allow better stat investments at meta level

which won't really matter in general gameplay anyway

[halcyon kernel]

Get your free mathcore vinyl here

[brazen shuttle]

isn't that the genre emi really likes

[hazy sand]

Okeee it's fine

[quick socket]

and being able to get certain weapons off rip

[hot axle]

The lion keeps vigor at the lowest and doesnt change it

[hazy sand]

Oh oh you changed the name here 😭

[brazen shuttle]

I think the closest thing to mathcore that I like from emi's recommendations is Greyhaven

[quick socket]

like id be very happy to explain i just have an assignment to do atm so

[wheat comet]

Is this similar to math rock

[halcyon kernel]

You can't fool me Emilia

[gleaming pond]

The lion dies every nanosecond

[outer gate]

Yeah it doesn't matter at all unless you actively plan to stop levelling at like 125 or something

[brazen shuttle]

yeah it's like hardcore punk/metalcore with math rock time signatures according to Emilia idk I don't listen to it

[wind sandal]

Lads. I made it to my bed

[outer gate]

Congrats

[wheat comet]

Epic

[hazy sand]

[wind sandal]

Now i bedrot for 3 hours straight while deciding what to do

[wheat comet]

Speak of the devil

[gleaming pond]

Mondays….

☕️

[tired forge]

Days.. 🍵

[wheat comet]

I wasn't gonna say it...

[wind sandal]

Life… ☕️

[halcyon kernel]

The summer you were there is slop

[gleaming pond]

The entire Zen’in clan ☕️

[brazen shuttle]

die

you know me and emi both love that manga

[gleaming pond]

Makeitaquote wya

[halcyon kernel]

Ne Obliviscaris sucks

[wind sandal]

Yuta a fraud ☕️

[halcyon kernel]

Opeth too

[wheat comet]

How did we get to Jjk

[gleaming pond]

JJk is life

[last thistle]

hi

[brazen shuttle]

@hazy sand get him

[wind sandal]

Eeehhhh

[gleaming pond]

Are you a Johnny hand?

[wheat comet]

My pfp is Minos Prime doing a domain expansion

[halcyon kernel]

Limp Bizkit makes better music LOL

[hazy sand]

It's ok to have bad taste

[last thistle]

wydm?

[wind sandal]

No way you were born in 2010

[gleaming pond]

Cyberpunk

[wind sandal]

Peak

[hazy sand]

@brazen shuttle agrees

[brazen shuttle]

:idiotdrool:

[halcyon kernel]

Ishmael bottom tier character

[hazy sand]

L tier bait

[wheat comet]

Dunno who that is

[brazen shuttle]

is that you cell

[halcyon kernel]

She from Solo Leveling

[wheat comet]

Solo Leveling F tier

[wind sandal]

Ishmael like the biblical guy?

[hazy sand]

@brazen shuttle your favourite game is genshin right

[brazen shuttle]

no she's from limbus and I kinda like her she's cool

[brazen shuttle]

ew star rail better

[hot axle]

Don quixote? Must be the guy from limbus

[tired forge]

Hype moments and aura: The Shonen

[hazy sand]

Has only played 1 canto but likes her, W

[gleaming pond]

Infinite malevolent self-embodiment chimera shadow coffin of the iron void shrine garden of perfection

[brazen shuttle]

genshit and wuwass vs star peak

[wheat comet]

meh

[hot axle]

god rail

[wind sandal]

Sukuna the kind and benevolent king

[last thistle]

uhm No?

[gleaming pond]

Johnny Silverhand???

[last thistle]

yep i was

[wheat comet]

Megumi the potentialess

[last thistle]

uhm No?

[wind sandal]

Yuta the fraudster

[last thistle]

yuta is not a fraud

[brazen shuttle]

💔

[gleaming pond]

Bruh

[tired forge]

I meant that this is the only thing Solo Levelling tries to do

[brazen shuttle]

best jjk character btw

[wind sandal]

He’s a fraud

[wispy bison]

johnny sliver of meat elden ring?

[last thistle]

after saturo gojo ofc

[wheat comet]

Yeah, and I think it's mid at that too

[hazy sand]

Overrated

[brazen shuttle]

he's the goat and I'm so gay for him

[tired forge]

fair enough

[wispy bison]

i like fushiguro

[wind sandal]

I do not need such information

[vital atlas]

Need help with fire giant, on PS5 in Europe. Can someone help?

[hot axle]

Bumgumi

[tired forge]

Idk about it in the slightest anyway

[wind sandal]

Potential man

[gleaming pond]

Potential man

[wheat comet]

Overrated works on every character, with the sole exception of Satoru Gojo of course

[gleaming pond]

Jinx

[wind sandal]

Insert spiderman pointing meme

[hazy sand]

Incorrect

[hot axle]

It works ESPECIALLY on satoru gojo of course 😭

[wispy bison]

potential man will always be a better trope than "living nuke" man

[brazen shuttle]

even if I was a girl I'd be gay for him yuta is just gay

[wind sandal]

Isnt his gf like 6?

[hazy sand]

W reading comprehension

[brazen shuttle]

nah he's married to maki in modulo

[halcyon kernel]

Harley Sawyer>>

[wispy bison]

we get it bro, we get it, 500 episodes and goku always wins. i dont care anymore

[hazy sand]

We all consumed jjk through tiktok

[wind sandal]

Agenda gotta agend

[hot axle]

Yuta marired maki bro 😭

[wheat comet]

Isn't he like dead

[quick socket]

take ur life

[wispy bison]

i miss when dragon ball was about martial arts and not about how goku wins

[quick socket]

sorry. but this isnt true

[gleaming pond]

“You’re ugly”
Nobara: “Ok, weirdo”
Yuji: “That’s so mean!”
Megumi: “with this treasure I summon”

[hot axle]

The best jjk character is obviously aoi todo

[wind sandal]

Megumi the kind of guy to summon Mahoraga to wash the dishes

[wheat comet]

Agreed

[gleaming pond]

Finally a valid opinion???

[hot axle]

Aoi (never ducked a fade) todo

[wispy bison]

i dont think i have a favorite jjk character, i like maki too, and kirara,

[quick socket]

yuta is ugly ash and his marriage to maki is a lavender marriage if you think otherwise you just didnt read the manga

[gleaming pond]

For normal reasons, right?

[quick socket]

i just dont think other interpretations are realistic

[hot axle]

There is no limit to the larp

[brazen shuttle]

true it should've been canon ryu x yuta yaoi

[hazy sand]

Ryuta better

[halcyon kernel]

I haven't watched all of the new season but Kirara looks cool

[quick socket]

dont even joke lad

[halcyon kernel]

Idk can't say I have a fav character

[gleaming pond]

Woah woah woah

[hazy sand]

We love kirara

[quick socket]

ive read the manga thats why i think this stuff

[hot axle]

its almost as if maki and yuta have had chemistry since jjk 0 😭

[wheat comet]

I've lost the plot, see ya gng

[wispy bison]

well kirara is a very pretty trans girl, unfortunatelly she doesnt do much aside from that one fight which is sad, and maki is straight up awesome, shes strong as hell and very pretty too

[halcyon kernel]

I've watched most of JJK and I think its cool but I'm not that invested

[quick socket]

unconvincing ass relationship w noooo chemistry whatsoever they r friends

[brazen shuttle]

this why ryuta better

[halcyon kernel]

So I don't really have a fav character

[quick socket]

mfs see any male female friendship in media and start talking bout sum chemistry

[hazy sand]

We get it

[hot axle]

she was literally crushing over him son

[wispy bison]

i like maki's story arc even if it felt a bit rushed

[gleaming pond]

They’re non binary
And Maki is a good women’s empowerment figure

[hot axle]

bro was visibly blushing

[wispy bison]

kirara is non binary?

[hazy sand]

Kirara is referred to with she

[hot axle]

are we watching the show blind?

[quick socket]

blushing does NOT always been attraction son 😭

[brazen shuttle]

Kirara is referred to with she/her pronouns

[quick socket]

it just signals a feeling of surprise

[gleaming pond]

In the dub they’re referred to as they

[hot axle]

Why else would she be blushing after yuta smiled at her 😭💔

[wispy bison]

no i just googled it, shes a trans woman

[tired forge]

😊 😊 😳

[hot axle]

look at me lads i have a different opinion

[hazy sand]

Dubs a bit silly then

[quick socket]

r we talking about the scene where he starts talking about "let's take down the zenin clan together"

[gleaming pond]

Tbf he did say “Higuruga”

[wispy bison]

anyway, it had a bit of a slow pace, but then the whole thing was like a bit instant, i liked it, but it was a change of pace

[quick socket]

i dont see it

[hazy sand]

Just follow the agenda

[halcyon kernel]

2026 has been awesome so far for shows and movies

[brazen shuttle]

Was it Panda? He was probably using they since he hasn't seen Kirara in a long time

[gleaming pond]

It was bumgumi

[quick socket]

i think it's honestly more convincing for yuta to have used copy to utilise some kind of mpreg technique and have a baby with megumi

[brazen shuttle]

Like in the manga he called Kirara a he before meeting her again

[wispy bison]

emilia are you girl or non binary

[brazen shuttle]

I'm enby

[wispy bison]

nobody asked u loser

[brazen shuttle]

And Emi is transfem

[wispy bison]

blehhh 🐱

nobody asked you loser bleh cat

[hazy sand]

Fushiguro uses he and panda uses they at the start, later on everyone uses she iirc

[brazen shuttle]

Yepp

[gleaming pond]

We got so much more coming up
The Odyssey
Spider Man Brand New Day
Mandalorian and Grogu
Dune: Messiah (part three)
Avengers: Doomsday

[brazen shuttle]

Also music apparently according to emi

[wispy bison]

the odyssey? had a purpose?

[halcyon kernel]

My favs so far are Iron Lung and Primal S3

[gleaming pond]

Possible Kendrick drop this year???

[halcyon kernel]

Primal S3 was so awesome

[brazen shuttle]

I mean the Karnivool album after 13 years was cool but I haven't listened to the other stuff she said drops this year

[quick socket]

🌫️

[wispy bison]

the fog... was blue...

[hot axle]

when he was talm about sum "i wanna be just like you maki ^-^"

[quick socket]

ANYONE in her position would be taken by surprise if they got told that bruh

[brazen shuttle]

It's the year of good metal and terrible rap

[quick socket]

shes been isolated and shunned by jujutsu society so shes been working hard her whole life i dont expect shes had many people tell her they look up to her

[hazy sand]

Maki went her entire life being hated to hear someone look up to her was probably a first esperiencr

[quick socket]

of course shed be taken by surprise

[hot axle]

their bond since jjk 0 has been more than a typical friendship and thats backed by rika getting angry at the way yuta was looking at her 😭

[quick socket]

exactly bro 😭 😭 thats an experience youd be taken aback at no matter who you are

[gleaming pond]

Rrrrrrg

[outer gate]

Be nice to Kier

[halcyon kernel]

I once showed my mom melo death and she said it sounded like "rreghblawheh" to her

[outer gate]

[wispy bison]

shes being an uneducated swine! its very impolite to answer for another person, let them speak for themselves.

[quick socket]

rika is not a reliable source at all she gets jealous and vindictive over just about anything

[brazen shuttle]

Emi would probably say you should've showed her prog death

[quick socket]

as shown in the manga

[outer gate]

They

[halcyon kernel]

She liked Be'lakor

[hot axle]

she also has alot of friends in jujutsu high why does she only soften up her cold and hard personality around yuta🕊️

[wispy bison]

they, sorry

😞

[quick socket]

she has a panda and a dude who only speaks in ingredients 😭

[outer gate]

I'm wearing my uber fancy dress fit to the café today

[quick socket]

she probably doesnt get told things like that a lot still

[hot axle]

people who also have been kind to her regardless of her background

[quick socket]

i think it's very fair to assume that

[hazy sand]

She's pretty much looked down on by anyone not a student in tokyo

[quick socket]

shes also still a first year by this point so even though thats the case it wouldnt make sense for her to be used to the kindness yet. we can see this in how she still carries herself like she has something to prove

and yeah apart from those 2 people the people she meets newly usually just look down on her as well

[hot axle]

I dont know why you're dying on such a hill when modulo disproves you

[quick socket]

there r a lot of parts of her character that just chalking it down to "oughh she wants him so bad bro" ignores

[hot axle]

yuta quite literally died way earlier than he should have at his age because of the emotional exhaustion followed by maki's death

[quick socket]

being made canon doesnt make it good. i think if gege seriously intends for them to be deeply in love then that's a bad writing decision that kind of goes against other parts of the characters

[outer sun]

Boo

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Lady T

[hazy sand]

Aaa, hi

[outer sun]

Hello everyone

[halcyon kernel]

I need to play more CV later

[brazen shuttle]

Hiya

[quick socket]

they were still good friends shrug emoji

so no matter whether they were married or not this wouldve happened i think

[outer sun]

That's nice

[outer sun]

Who you

[hot axle]

they were always meant to be more than friends and its been proven ages ago

[halcyon kernel]

Alfred Ashford is a funny person

[quick socket]

idk it just isnt a convincing relationship to me and the way people go on about it is rlly irritating

[brazen shuttle]

Manga spoilers smh emi hasn't read it

[quick socket]

proven bro proven

[halcyon kernel]

Bro dressed up as his imaginative sister

[hot axle]

difference of opinion ig

[brazen shuttle]

Yuta is basically Naruto with how he was so gay with his rival and then forced to be straight for the plot

[hazy sand]

Fujimoto is that you?

[brazen shuttle]

Ryu and Yuta fight reeks of gay

[slender crag]

Guys i just freaking knew that i can use the starscourge in my back in the other hand

[nova jetty]

I'm wondering if I should play the DLC blind or follow the "Shadow Of The Erdtree: All Quests in Order (Complete Guide for Missable Content)" video on YouTube. Killing Patches has made me anxious about playing the game blind, lol

[quick socket]

just play the dlc

[hazy sand]

Yeah play blind

[brazen shuttle]

Blind is best

[topaz holly]

Politics to an extent are fine, though only if a mod is present in chat as that can quickly escalate

[halcyon kernel]

Idk about Fujimoto but Alfred when dressed up literally believed he was her. He even put on a fem voice. This illusion is shattered when he looks in the mirror.

[slender crag]

I genuinely hit the keyboard by mistake and then i used it as a dual i have no idea how to get it back

[nova jetty]

Awesome. Thanks, y'all

[quick socket]

i dont see ryuta quite so much

[brazen shuttle]

Oh wait better idea

He kissed the cockroach curse right?

[glossy yarrow]

who joining the ayanokji pfp sh

[quick socket]

kurorushi brooo

[brazen shuttle]

Yuta x Kuroroushi

[quick socket]

big rush. i love her

[slender crag]

Does someone know what's the buttons in keyboard?

[slender crag]

Knowing that i can use it as a duel in late game is wild

[crude light]

Who agrees that the new swords of radon need to be fixed? I was expecting something better quick. Slashes, something like that, like the boss fight, but I'm all I really getting is the same sword. Different look, differentAsh of war same movestet though

[brazen shuttle]

The consort swords are fine but the light ones still aren't great

They should've just been the same weapon with a stance

[hazy sand]

I agree

[crude light]

My thing is, if it's gonna be the swords of a boss shouldn't match their moosets, though a little bit not feeling like it's a heavy piece of metal

Still great swords but

[quick socket]

well it hardly makes sense that youd be able to use them the same as he does

[brazen shuttle]

Even the weapon skill on the consort swords feels slower and heavier

[crude light]

I guess all I just want is something a little bit more aggressive, a little bit quicker.
Or maybe a different move set for the blades. I'm not really gonna ask for a whole remake. Just a little tweak, that's all, and they are still good swords. I'm still using them.I'm using them in a build

I also could just be full of it lol

[twilit hedge]

no it feels slower and heavier

[north python]

Hi

[nova jetty]

So I guess Furnace Golems are like bears and lobsters, lol

I thought it was a boss but it seems it isn't. Just need to avoid it

[dawn sable]

Without consent, mind you. Yuta deserves jail time

[wispy bison]

they drop crystal tears

[crude light]

Yep, and it's the easiest ones you can get

[nova jetty]

Ah, so I gather I need to gather new items that will reduce damage inflicted upon me. That's why things are so difficult, initially.

[crude light]

The item it drops is not necessary for reducing damage.It's for respecting your character

[gray wraith]

maliketh is so tuff man his name sounds like “malikul mawt” which translates to Angel Of Death in arabic

[nova jetty]

I know but I'm talking about the DLC in general

[crude light]

Oh yeah, that place was just designed too.Throw your controller at the t v

[thick halo]

Might be onto something

[crude light]

I never knew that that's pretty cool.And that's one of my favorite boss fights

I used to have 3 favorite boss fights. It was radawn melikith and the new radon, but I don't like the old radon now, never since the patch happened

[gusty vigil]

whats the best tears for a mages potion?

[wispy bison]

depends on what spells youre using

[outer gate]

generally opaline hardtear and magic shrouding

[crude light]

Cerulean hidden tear it's pretty good, but yeah, I have to agree depends on the build

[gray wraith]

the name also sounds like a combination of 2 latin words
Male- evil
Kith- acquaintance

but i think his name being similar to angel of death in arabic is tougher

[outer gate]

Hidden tear lasts a whopping 10 seconds, I wouldn't bother

[twilit hedge]

bother

[crude light]

What are you talking about? If their magic ability is pretty quick, or let's say it's the ability you have to hold down, having those extra ten seconds can save you tremendous amount of time

[twilit hedge]

males are evil??

[gray wraith]

it’s latin bro

[wispy bison]

but his name is not male kith, its maliketh

[twilit hedge]

im evil

[trim juniper]

same

[gusty vigil]

what does opaline tear do?

[gray wraith]

“sounds like”

[outer gate]

10 seconds of no FP cost vs 3 minutes of 20% more magic damage is a pretty easy choice to be honest

[sick storm]

fujoshi mike tyson

[outer gate]

15% more damage negation across the board

for 3 mins

[twilit hedge]

yeah 10 seconds of no fps cost

[teal geode]

Train late as always

[gusty vigil]

which one gives 20% more?

[outer gate]

Magic shrouding tear

[wispy bison]

i think the cerulean tear is good if you wanna open the bossfight using a very fp consuming spell, like a dragon breath

[twilit hedge]

then tell the tr

[wispy bison]

i used to use it specifically for that

[gusty vigil]

is damage reduction really good

if im not close up

[topaz holly]

At least its not the Deutsche Bahn so you’re good

[gusty vigil]

i wanna use comet azure

[teal geode]

It sometimes is

The train I sometimes take comes all the way from Berlin

[outer gate]

Using a whole physick tear slot for something a single blue flask can do isn't very efficient

hidden tear is good on like the one, maybe two bosses that comet azur actually does anything against

[twilit hedge]

where are u

[teal geode]

Poland

[outer gate]

classic public transport

[sick storm]

u do more damage when u are alive

[twilit hedge]

get submarine

[wispy bison]

but i mean like, you could be saving that blue flask for other spells, or not have a blue flask that could be a red flask

[topaz holly]

Better than privatised public transport at least

[teal geode]

I’m nowhere near the sea!!!

[gusty vigil]

what about blood sucking cracked tear

[outer gate]

It's good yeah

[twilit hedge]

private jet

[gusty vigil]

do i need a dlc for that?

[wispy bison]

yes

[outer gate]

if you want a full damage setup you can go magic shroud/bloodsucking

[gusty vigil]

😢

[narrow orbit]

More detailed information about Maliketh's etymology (credits to The Red Scholar for the document)

[gusty vigil]

i dont have dlc so ill use the opaline

[twilit hedge]

no

use magic scorpion charm

[outer gate]

Are you real

[wispy bison]

no, they mostly are just here to ragebait

[outer gate]

magic shroud and bloodsucking are physick tears, scorpion is a talisman

[wispy bison]

been seeing it for a while 👁️

[twilit hedge]

yep

[crude light]

Wait, there's people in here trying to rage bait

[wispy bison]

every god damn day

[twilit hedge]

who

[crude light]

That's so annoying.I'm just in here trying to learn

And have a good time and join in a few discussions

[twilit hedge]

use balls best weapon in game

[narrow orbit]

Well it is national troll day today

[prime helm]

to be fair

[twilit hedge]

who

[wispy bison]

go to #community-help if you want to learn stuff, over there people will give real advice and ragebait is prohibited

[narrow orbit]

April 1st

[outer gate]

the unfunniest people you know are incredibly excited

[twilit hedge]

Who?

[wispy bison]

except if ur being dumb and annoying then everyone will ragebait u

[crude light]

[twilit hedge]

33623638

[gray wraith]

Malaika is also arabic for Angel which is why i feel its fitting for elden ring personification of death is named similarly to Malikul Mawt

[wispy bison]

what are those numbers

[twilit hedge]

Its Joes phone number

Do you know Joe?

[crude light]

[wispy bison]

joe mama? yeah, i visit often

[sick storm]

😹

funny joke, general chat user!

[twilit hedge]

Thanks

[trim juniper]

yikes

[stoic iron]

oh i thought it meant queen

but malikul mawt being angel of death makes sense

[wispy bison]

thats a yike! a singular one

[trim juniper]

-# 😒

[wispy bison]

why is your emoji small

[trim juniper]

yes

-# 🦭 🐊

🐊

🐊

[outer gate]

🎷🐛

[celest nova]

Just finished the yura quest line

[trim juniper]

saxoworm

[wispy bison]

how

[trim juniper]

add "-#" or "#" before text

[wispy bison]

can you make bigger?

[trim juniper]

not emoji afaik

[wispy bison]

oug

[trim juniper]

-# oug

[stoic iron]

#, ##, and ### are used to denote headings in markdown, so they make the text larger, but emojis by default are already the largest size so using them in headings just makes them smaller

[trim juniper]

i finally unlocked strongarm stance for gs now i feel good in sunbreak

[stoic iron]

😭

😭

😭

-# 😭

[trim juniper]

-# 😭

😭

:
😭

epic fail

[trim juniper]

"L:sob"

[stoic iron]

what is he talking about

[hazy sand]

[gray wraith]

o death become my blade once more

[outer gate]

I need to complete more tasks for my sturgeon

[shut relic]

Warhorse studio "reportedly" interested in a AAA middle earth game
Big if true

[shut relic]

Fish

[nova matrix]

The only middle earth game I need is the final fantasy rip off

[nova matrix]

Normal sturgeon things

[shut relic]

Shadow of war& Mordor was so good

[shut relic]

Can a sturgeon get 2 maple syrups?

[nova matrix]

Debatable and I mean actually debatable not "oh no is bad ur wrong"

The gameplay is fun to toy with for sure

[outer gate]

when the tappers finally produce some

[nova matrix]

Lotr lore heads will kill you though

Ungoliant but hot is like a mortal sin

[shut relic]

That was shelob right?

[nova matrix]

I forgor ngl, I mix up the spiders

[shut relic]

Ungoliant would singlehandedly take care of Sauron if needed

[nova matrix]

Ungoliant is the spider god innit

Shelob the mordor spider?

[shut relic]

I mean Melkor was terrified of ungoliant and he is arguably the strongest valar

[shut relic]

Yes , The Samwise Gamgee victim

[nova matrix]

It always tickles me pink that sauron is the smallest big bad around

The only one smaller is saruman

Ungoliant is tip of iceberg for that

[arctic frost]

It was Shelob they turned into a goth baddie in those games, yeah 😂

[shut relic]

The thing is Galadriel with the ring would wipe the floor with Sauron

[arctic frost]

But they were fun

[shut relic]

Galadriel without the ring should still put up a tough fight

[limber lagoon]

Did yall see the bloodborne 2 announcement ?

[arctic frost]

Imma die if it turns out Warhorse made a first person LOTR game though 😂

[nova matrix]

No because if it was real this chat would be berserk

[shut relic]

Then we have Glorfindel chilling in rivendell😂

[limber lagoon]

It’s April first😞🫠

[arctic frost]

Yes, odd they titled it Duskbloods though

[shut relic]

Hey I have high hopes from Warhorse

[split flume]

just stitched my first patch into my denin coat

[nova matrix]

April fools is just a normal day now that ragebaiting is a common hobby

[arctic frost]

I have no complaints about Warhorse apart from the fact that I vastly prefer my melee combat RPGs to be 3rd person

[hazy sand]

Happy April first

[meager forum]

i personally wish there was a souls game on it but we have too many souls games these days and most of them disappoint at times 😭

[limber lagoon]

Invincible is out whooo hooooo

[arctic frost]

So true

[limber lagoon]

Gotta wait til after work tho 😭

[shut relic]

I like first person melee action games

[limber lagoon]

No

[shut relic]

Why not?

[nova matrix]

You only get to see 2 feet of your 6 foot long sword as you carry it on your shoulder

[gusty vigil]

as a mage should i go for black knife teche or a summon thats tanky

[outer gate]

Whichever you prefer

[meager forum]

it’s up to you

[nova matrix]

Use mad pumpkin head

[narrow orbit]

No idea why Monolith games chose to do that

[arctic frost]

Can't have a respectable fantasy game without a goth baddie

[nova matrix]

Gollum was right there for the glow up😔

[narrow orbit]

The witch king was right there

[gusty vigil]

ik its up to me thats why i asked

[shut relic]

Gollum the hit game?

[nova matrix]

God I forgot that got made a game

[shut relic]

😂

[narrow orbit]

Hilarious game

[nova matrix]

"Hey kids, wanna roleplay being a slave?"

[arctic frost]

Gollum was too good of a character to waste his glow-up on sth where he's just a side-kick

[shut relic]

They're planning a Gollum movie now

And Stephen Colbert is trying to remake the Lotr trilogy....

Why

[nova matrix]

Probably because Colbert is a giga nerd

[arctic frost]

Rings of Power, Gollum game, Gollum movie, and a movie written by Stephen Colbert and son. What a travesty

[nova matrix]

He's up there with Henry Cavill

[meager forum]

i made a goth person in wwe2k24 made her 6’7

[shut relic]

Fr

[nova matrix]

Colbert probably got really mad at no tom bombadil

[shut relic]

Henry Cavill is the producer for a new Warhammer 40k game right?

[arctic frost]

Lol

[nova matrix]

New amazon show/movie/thing

[shut relic]

I remember reading something about a game too

[harsh wharf]

[arctic frost]

They're making Total War Warhammer 40k after fantasy Warhammer is all im aware of

[shut relic]

I wish the Warhammer+ stuff was available on Amazon prime

Managing so many subscription services is frustrating

[meager forum]

guys has there been any game where u could play as morgoth

[unborn olive]

who is morgoth

[arctic frost]

From LOTR? Or Elden Ring?

[stoic iron]

LOTR evil enemy

[harsh wharf]

Goth Morgott

[meager forum]

lotr

[chrome forge]

hello ncake

[unborn olive]

🤤

[shut relic]

You can play as Sauron in that one game

[harsh wharf]

I think I'm onto something..

[stoic iron]

hello avari

[shut relic]

I forgot

[wispy bison]

stop harassing me

[chrome forge]

erm

[nova matrix]

Existence is futile, capitulate

[arctic frost]

Saving grace of FromSoft not interacting with community much, at least they won't troll us about a Nightreign update today

[meager forum]

which one

[wispy bison]

"Saving grace of FromSoft not interacting with community much" should have ended the sentence there

[shut relic]

Battle for middle earth

[arctic frost]

The RTS?

[meager forum]

ooooo

[hazy sand]

Bandai not cool enough to April fools

[trim juniper]

hello ncake

[outer gate]

the april fools all along was you, the player

[wispy bison]

hello milk

[outer gate]

[trim juniper]

:ln_grumpysack:

[hazy sand]

I disagree

[nova matrix]

you can play as sauron in lotr conquest too

Like in third person swinging his mace at dirty elves

That was a fun game, I miss it

[wispy bison]

prog metal

[hazy sand]

Hello

[wispy bison]

progesterone metal?

[hazy sand]

[wispy bison]

i need to get myself some progesterone

[shut relic]

Mmm pudding

[harsh wharf]

I dislike april fools because the only fool here is me

[nova matrix]

Progressive metal- metal that advocates for a more equitable distribution of the ticket tax burden on its fans

[outer gate]

weezer

[trim juniper]

what is progresterone

[wispy bison]

ticket tax burden? like the concert tickets

[wispy bison]

hormone

[trim juniper]

what is-

/j

[hazy sand]

Google

[shut relic]

Biomolecules

[nova matrix]

Yes yet really what is a concert ticket but a metaphor for ones permission to participate in the wider experiences life has to offer

[wispy bison]

i dont get it i dont have the money to afford a concert

[nova matrix]

Clearly you arent a superfan, you are now banned from their facebook groups

[trim juniper]

does she even use facebook

[chrome forge]

can we have the april fools joke where vari gets expert for the day :))

wink wink

[trim juniper]

we had one with mvd

but that was far before april

[nova matrix]

Because facebook groups are where music fans go to die

[trim juniper]

i think..

[shut relic]

Is she 800 years old?

[chrome forge]

who mvd

[trim juniper]

ask her

[trim juniper]

beats me

[shut relic]

Who is her?

[nova matrix]

Who is we

[shut relic]

Like the movie?

[chrome forge]

tell him to stop then