general-discussion

[lime gust]

jane juliet vs blue anachiro

[raven fern]

Hey random guy, Joe

[royal sun]

freak

[raven fern]

do you know who A.B.A. Is

[winged obsidian]

me when i r2

[lime gust]

roblox game

[raven fern]

No

[gusty vigil]

i dont have the dlc 😭

[winged obsidian]

guilty gear character

[manic ice]

Are you talking to me?

[raven fern]

Yeah 🤤 yeah 🤤 🤤

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/aba-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-paracelsus-kiby-gif-13267958670139686604

[lime gust]

music artist

[raven fern]

Oh.. hey heh

[manic ice]

holy guacamole

[outer gate]

I had an ABA profile pic ages ago

[lime gust]

no i was right both times ur coping i hate you

[raven fern]

How many ages

[winged obsidian]

when I'm playing chipp and my opponent is aba (she is about to eat 30 mixes in one minute)

[outer gate]

many

probably a year ago at this point

[manic ice]

It was pretty tuff 😼

[outer gate]

you da real tuff

[manic ice]

Aw shucks

[raven fern]

Aba is me fr, I look just like her too fr

[royal sun]

im buying slayer

[dawn sable]

Lucky why r u still awake

[outer gate]

Tends to happen

[winged obsidian]

please don't

[dawn sable]

I hope you manage to get at least 7h of sleep every night...

[raven fern]

Please im sorry

Is Ramlethal good against slayer

[royal sun]

im going to do it!

[outer gate]

It fluctuates
sometimes I get very choppy,, interrupted sleep and other times I wake up way past noon after like 11/12 hours

[raven fern]

I haven’t played her in a while, I’ve been attached to aba🤤

[winged obsidian]

please no I can't die in one combo off a counter hit anymore my rank can't take it

[royal sun]

combo?

what is that

[dawn sable]

Ow holy... I assume you already know this, so I'm sorry if this is redundant or comes off the wrong way, but if possible you should avoid resting for more than 9h for your own health

[raven fern]

Joe does not know how to combo

[winged obsidian]

Slayer been melting chipp since day 1

[outer gate]

I played a lot of Dizzy when she came out

[raven fern]

Third chipp player ever

[royal sun]

but you still lose

[outer gate]

Yeaah, i've always had sleep issues though but I try

[winged obsidian]

I love me some cocky rushdown white guys in fighters

[raven fern]

okay well, I never play Jackolantern okay

[dawn sable]

I hope you get them fixed at some point Lucky. I believe in you

[manic ice]

Low taper...

[outer gate]

My meds help me fall asleep which is nice

[dawn sable]

No..

[royal sun]

im gonna out you in front of everyone that you bought her for the animations

[raven fern]

oh and flipping uhhh Happy chaos, that was really bad

[dawn sable]

W

[manic ice]

I saw it

[winged obsidian]

they hate my girl Jack o cause she's silly

[raven fern]

Listen, im not ashamed

[dawn sable]

Please up your Focus stat

[winged obsidian]

they hate to see a silly girl having fun

[royal sun]

you should be

[manic ice]

Mb gangalang ✅ ✅

[outer gate]

it's weird, like I could to to bed at the same time, and one day I wake up multiple times before 8am but another day my eyes creak open at 1pm

[raven fern]

Exactly, just happy smiles and popping popcorn

[winged obsidian]

what's my mix? I don't know so how can you

[outer gate]

I don't really know what the issue is

[raven fern]

I bought aba for the same reason too

[winged obsidian]

when I double buff the servants and they panic mash that's peak

[royal sun]

im goodbye

[raven fern]

im new here

[dawn sable]

Do you follow a somewhat regular diet and physical activity routine?

[outer gate]

Oop

[raven fern]

bye Joe, I’ll miss you, let’s play lethal company tomorrow!!!

[pliant fossil]

i love jacko

[dawn sable]

(Physical activities such as like, walking and stuff)

(Not necessarily "exercise")

[limber lagoon]

i think the game is too easy if u use the summon and mimic tear against rellana

[outer gate]

My diet is quite limited, I always eat a rotation of the same kinda stuff

I'm not actively exercising, I walk down to the local shop every now and then but that's like 5 minutes each way

[limber lagoon]

whoops

[winged obsidian]

mimic tear makes many fights trivial

[dawn sable]

Is that walk routine consistent throughout the month? Do you think you could trace a correlation between walking and the days you sleep more/less?

[winged obsidian]

you're doubling yourself and giving it unlimited resources

[outer gate]

@dusky moat did you need something, ideally try not to ping mods without a reason

[limber lagoon]

yea but he doesnt do like nearly as much damage as me?

like not even 1/8

[coarse blaze]

@trim juniper I think he spammed it?

[winged obsidian]

it really doesn't matter tbh, the status build up is the same and it's health is more than double

lower damage is kinda necessary at that point

[outer gate]

Nah there wouldn't be a pattern really

i'm also currently on corticosteroids temporarily, so maybe they just hit harder on some days and mess with my sleep

[trim juniper]

Think he's trolling

[coarse blaze]

yeah probs

[limber lagoon]

yea i still think its op but its a nice way to allow players to experience the game even if theyre not too good

[winged obsidian]

they nerfed it as well

[dawn sable]

Usually, although it might not be your case due to various conditions, it is easier to get proper rest if you do literally any form of physical activities, even if it's just walking a bit

[winged obsidian]

like imagine a dual status antspur with mimic. extremely powerful

[dawn sable]

Oh hell, that's probably the issue. I believe those are actually know for disrupting sleep schedules and even causing insomnia

[outer gate]

yeahh

I started on 40mg and I drop 5mg every week

so i'm on 30mg now

[dawn sable]

I see, I see. It will hopefully get better soon

[limber lagoon]

yea i completely and utterly ruined the rellana fight now im kinda sad

literally beat her w 7 flasks remaining first try

[hard rapids]

When are you going to

[limber lagoon]

right after dieing like 5 times in a row to that carian knight out front

[dawn sable]

Die? Possibly in about 70 years

[outer gate]

Yeah i'll be off them in a couple weeks and on some different treatment so it'll likely pass

[hard rapids]

u not living to 90

u have big issues

Such as a stomach with hcl

[dawn sable]

Idk man I'm like healthy enough and my family has a pretty good track in that matter

[dawn sable]

That healed a while ago + your stomach has hcl too

[hard rapids]

Whats that i cant hear you

[dawn sable]

Best of lucks!!

[hard rapids]

Best of

Lucky...

[outer gate]

[inland zephyr]

Hello, I'm new

I just bought Elden Ring for my PS5 around 10 days ago

[dawn sable]

Lucky!!: "say that again?? Wow... I like that name"

[outer gate]

Hello new

[inland zephyr]

Are you dad?

[dawn sable]

Beat me to it. Damn you Lucky

[outer gate]

I'm no hero, brian...

I am mother

mother goose

[inland zephyr]

Momma

[hard rapids]

Refund it and buy bloodborne

[inland zephyr]

Lol

[dawn sable]

▫️__▫️

[dawn sable]

"Refund it and buy DOGWATERRR"

[woeful mesa]

Ps 4 not ps 5

[dawn sable]

How would that be related in any form

[hard rapids]

Hardware check 🤖🦿....
Pc✅

[hard rapids]

Ps5 can play ps4 games

[dawn sable]

Proud and loud

[winged obsidian]

one of the best fights in the game

cooler Malenia

[dawn sable]

As a PC player I get a pass to be as obnoxious about how superior my device is to your lame station five as I please

[inland zephyr]

I found the Crucible Knight on Stormhill

It took me until the next day to figure out how to beat him

[winged obsidian]

the men and women of the crucible are some tanky folk

[hard rapids]

Guess who cant play bloodborne or any upcoming exclusives

[dawn sable]

Guess who doesn't actually care enough about literally any of the Sony exclusives

[hard rapids]

Cant play infamous too this dude will live her whole life without infamous

[pearl bloom]

Who wins: P from Lies of P or Sekiro?

[hard rapids]

Cope👀

[dawn sable]

I don't even know what Infamous is

Did u just make that up

[hard rapids]

Of course you wouldnt

[manic ice]

wh

[dawn sable]

Dunno man I'll prolly have fun with Duskbloods

[cedar matrix]

underground scene in trurmoil im crying bro

[hard rapids]

😂x10

[limber lagoon]

sekiro

[hard rapids]

duskbluds😂😂😂😂

[dawn sable]

It prolly won't be locked to 30fps like Midborne btw

[hard rapids]

dont laugh dont laugh dont laugh

[dawn sable]

Are u crying

[fresh jacinth]

Duskbloods is gonna fall off like NR

[dawn sable]

Nb cares son

[hard rapids]

Nr had a good 2 month run

[dawn sable]

"Nr had a good 2 month run cuz the two people who played with me stopped pinging me"

[hard rapids]

Nightreign is neither a good roguelike or a good souls its just fun with friends and thats it

[hard rapids]

i still have my chilean twink

[dawn sable]

He does not have PS+

[hard rapids]

ill give him my account

[limber lagoon]

it just might on switch?

[dawn sable]

Go ahead

[fresh jacinth]

It’s got less than half of the concurrent players rn and less of a 24hr peak than base game Elden ring.

[celest remnant]

what if I just shot you with the turtle beam

[hard rapids]

not feeling like it

[dawn sable]

Duskbloods? Yeah

[dawn sable]

Who r u

[hard rapids]

Do u think duskbloods will come to pc and not consoles

[fresh jacinth]

Who are u

[dawn sable]

I actually hope it's just a limited exclusive

[fresh jacinth]

I’m a member of the Elden ring server

[hard rapids]

im not

[dawn sable]

I don't really want my friends missing out on Duskbloods if it turns out to be fun

[hard rapids]

duskbloods😂😂

Im willing to bet its in the process of getting scrapped

[dawn sable]

Fred r u okay

Ur bait has been getting unoriginal and lamer recently

[grim cobalt]

💀

[hard rapids]

Its not bait the game is gonna get scrapped or sidelined then scrapped

[dawn sable]

I hope u get better soon Fred

[limber lagoon]

how to play elden ring

[winged obsidian]

duskblood is gonna sell just by virtue of being fromsoft related tbh

[hard rapids]

game coming out this year and announced 1 year ago and radio silence since

[dawn sable]

U miss when u were somewhat funny bro

[hard rapids]

"We are getting elder scrolls 6 soon"

[dawn sable]

Oh god u were not here when the same thing happened to Elden Ring were u

[fresh jacinth]

[dawn sable]

Like this is obviously not going to be a success as massive as ER but this has happened before

[hard rapids]

wasnt elden ring delayed

[limber lagoon]

what is a form soft

[dawn sable]

Radio silence regarding ER was known as The Great Hollowing

[fresh jacinth]

Slop developers I’ve heard

[winged obsidian]

didn't silksong drop kinda outta nowhere

[dawn sable]

Yeah they just randomly announced it on a Nintendo Direct

[hard rapids]

6 man developer team vs fromsoftware and bandai namco

[dawn sable]

Same Direct that served Duskbloods announcement actually

[hard rapids]

Yeah jeremy give me a live service exclusive that is also exclusive to the console with the smallest user base and give it an elden ring style art and bloodborne style theme

[mental iron]

Genuine question on something I almost get kick/banned in a server for a dude said Garfield mother is bad I called him out for being a zoophile and all the members ganged on me and the dude wants a apology

[fresh jacinth]

Let’s develop a game so niche

[hard rapids]

What? what do u mean the playercount for our supposed live service roguelike tanked because we were too lazy to make new assets or port any assets from the old games (main selling point)

[limber lagoon]

is crusade insignia good

[hard rapids]

Yeaj give the players 6 bosses in total and nothing else, also give them artorias in the dlc

[dawn sable]

It's a Fromsoft game. It's going to sell regardless lol

[hard rapids]

???

[brittle sage]

R

[outer gate]

it's pretty solid for clearing dungeons yeah

[hard rapids]

you act like fromsoftware is rockstar

[winged obsidian]

it'll still sell like little Caesars in a low income neighborhood

[hard rapids]

sure it will sell

[fresh jacinth]

What do you mean NR boss arenas aren’t good? We got:

……

[dawn sable]

I act like Fromsoft has a fanbase that's nearly a cult that will consume any slop it produces, yeah

[manic ice]

Something something armored core VI Fires of Rubicon

[limber lagoon]

am i supposedto gesture over this golden fire

[hard rapids]

Nr original bosses are great honestly but thats abt it

[limber lagoon]

theyve never made slop

[hard rapids]

Yeah jeremy give me a $45 game and add 8 new bosses and 8 characters yeah thats it

[dawn sable]

DeS DS1 DS3 AC1-5 BB

[winged obsidian]

whether it'll be good is yet to be discovered cause it's not out and we got almost nothing to go off so

[hard rapids]

"ds1"

[limber lagoon]

amored core maybe yeah

[fresh jacinth]

Play ninja blade

[dawn sable]

You draw the line at DS1 and ignore the rest

[hard rapids]

Bloodborne hate from a pc player WeII weII weII

[dawn sable]

Took you long enough

[hard rapids]

Cooldown

[limber lagoon]

calling bloodborne slop is definetly one of the takes

[atomic tapir]

Slopborne

[limber lagoon]

^^

[atomic tapir]

Bloodslop

[fresh jacinth]

If BB is slop what does that make NR? A landfill?

[chrome forge]

i don’t know why but you give hella homeless energy

[limber lagoon]

slopkeiro

[winged obsidian]

hot take but all from soft games are slop in some fashion

[atomic tapir]

Nr is peak

[dawn sable]

Have you considered typing the DS1 and BB thing in the same message rather than typing two sepparate replies

[hard rapids]

Yeah jeremy call the game with the best and most unique combat system and area design slop cuz the masses didnt like the base game bosses no two nobodies fighting over nothing

[fresh jacinth]

yes landfills normally have a peak

[winged obsidian]

rollslop, rapierslop, halberdslop, gunslop

[dawn sable]

"Most unique combat system" and it's just rune of Malenia 😂 🔥

[hard rapids]

Dont ever let me catch u at fakemink edinburgh May 2026

[hard rapids]

me when i didnt play the game😂😂

What a horrible statement

[dawn sable]

He wants to buy some 960€ moldy pants

[hard rapids]

i would clown you if filter would let me

[limber lagoon]

dude lowkey jonesy going off

[manic ice]

[dawn sable]

You'd get clowned as usual

[hard rapids]

Call bloodborne combat "just rune of malenia" is definitely something someone who hasnt played the game would sa

[dawn sable]

Fred your Chem level is under a 13 y/o's

[hard rapids]

applause to you

[dawn sable]

And u want to study Odontology

😭 😭 😭

[limber lagoon]

eldenpeak

[hard rapids]

Ur just switching topics now cuz ur wrong

[dawn sable]

Frederick when he discovers what a joke is

[hard rapids]

Dont know a frederick sorry

[chrome forge]

i’ll be there what you gonna do

i have no spare change

[dawn sable]

Not really, I'm just making a sidenote

[hard rapids]

probably buy you a drink

[hard rapids]

okay sidenote u drink acid

[dawn sable]

Guess who doesn't have herpes

[uncut temple]

Heya

[chrome forge]

thank you😊

[dawn sable]

Hello Galbor

[hard rapids]

Yet

[halcyon kernel]

Not my name

[dawn sable]

😭 😭 w cope

[winged obsidian]

I mean if you've had a cold sore before you technically do

[limber lagoon]

somewhere a great rune has broken?????

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Imp

[winged obsidian]

you mean the other kind?

[hard rapids]

ill rub my cold sore water all over the clouds in spain

[dawn sable]

I've never had a cold sore

Yet

[hard rapids]

Herpes not that bad

[winged obsidian]

that's remarkable

[hard rapids]

People overreact

[dawn sable]

Yeah it just makes u look chopped

But that's fine

[hard rapids]

Yeah i have herpes look at me im normal 11 months in a year

How horrid

[limber lagoon]

slopden ring

[dawn sable]

U've had that sore for almost 2 months

[hard rapids]

ive been dealing with weird stuff for 2 months

[chrome forge]

herpeblud

[hard rapids]

Someone cast a spell on me

[dawn sable]

Weak ass immune system

[dawn sable]

At least ur grandma's car not exploding

[hard rapids]

at least im not in debt

[dawn sable]

At least u not single

[hardy drift]

Bro

[dawn sable]

Wait a minute 👀

[hardy drift]

What the hell was that new wifies vid

[dawn sable]

Fred c'mon say what u want to say

I know what u wanna say next bro

Don't be shy 👀

[hard rapids]

Not what im called

[dawn sable]

What adjective did you want to use, Fred 👀

U can DM

[hard rapids]

Not my name

[celest remnant]

Hehehe are you white phosphorus right now? because you're clingy, and your shards keep stabbing me

[dawn sable]

👁️

[hard rapids]

Are you hydrochloric acid because😂😂😂

[chrome forge]

jojoland

[limber lagoon]

promised conslop radahn

[dawn sable]

Fred u cannot even do electron configuration and u wanna study Odontology

😭 😭

[hard rapids]

Not my name

[celest remnant]

just call the game what it is in the face of a real game:slop

[winged obsidian]

spectacleslop

[celest remnant]

and then

https://tenor.com/view/hello-kitty-hello-kitty-island-adventure-island-adventure-chillware-lagloyavich-gif-6659105350739350390

get the real game

[hard rapids]

Watch me in 4 months ima be in

[dawn sable]

Hop on Hello Kitty Racing

[winged obsidian]

the fromsoft equivalent of jingling keys in your face

all aura no substance type fight

[dawn sable]

Yeah man given ur education system I don't doubt they'll be taking anyone

[limber lagoon]

is rellana twin blades good

[hard rapids]

im in a private curriculum

[winged obsidian]

yes

[celest remnant]

A black green mutagen man pizza face deck wouldn't be bad

🤔

[dawn sable]

😭 😭 😭 NO WONDER they giving you sub 9 grade Chem classes

[hard rapids]

God forbid i didnt take chemistry

[winged obsidian]

chemistry is difficult

[dawn sable]

Fred u prolly studied electron configuration in 9th grade

[hard rapids]

chemistry is fake annyway

[winged obsidian]

I didn't have a brain for it, I'm a literature nerd

[dawn sable]

U just don't remember 😭 😭

[hard rapids]

all of that stuff isnt even real

[winged obsidian]

human being made of chemicals

[hard rapids]

Fake news

[dawn sable]

He struggling with Biology

[limber lagoon]

r u lil o the impaler

[winged obsidian]

me when I pull an election from every single one of your carbon atoms

[winged obsidian]

I'm the Messmer of imps

[celest remnant]

@velvet canopy I have not bought a single teenage mutant ninja turtles pack and I have 4 pizza face already

[hard rapids]

Im struggling with classifying monkey breeds in indonesia that were separated 2000 years ago which btw biology is also fake news all that mitochondria stuff isnt real

[celest remnant]

them freebies be poppin if you keep up with the schedule

[hard rapids]

I mean come on have u ever seen an enzyme with ur eyes

[dawn sable]

Which subject do u even like bro

[hard rapids]

Physics

[winged obsidian]

yes

[dawn sable]

😭 😭

[winged obsidian]

i like animals

what kinda science is that

[limber lagoon]

are all the equipment of chamions just looks?

[dawn sable]

Biology probably

Frederick unironically struggling with taxonomy 😭 😭

[limber lagoon]

kinda wanna dress up as maliketh he fire

[chrome forge]

furry

his gear is so odd for a human model

[whole walrus]

rennala banana crown grants int

[winged obsidian]

biology is funny

[limber lagoon]

it is if you know what he actually looks like

[winged obsidian]

you're telling me every angler fish I've ever seen is female

there's entire species where there's nothing but females

like that one crayfish that cloned herself

[chrome forge]

arent the males small

[cedar matrix]

top 5 just vleeod

[chrome forge]

and bond to the females

[manic ice]

The males are parasitic yes

And dissolve into the females essentially, becoming a part of them

[winged obsidian]

yes

[limber lagoon]

thats all?

[winged obsidian]

there's also the New Mexico Whiptail which is female only

[whole walrus]

its really just looks

[winged obsidian]

parthenogenesis

[whole walrus]

you can read the sheet at the bottom

oh yeah dlc circlet of light

[hard rapids]

not my name

[hard rapids]

i aint reading allat

[whole walrus]

yeah you would

[limber lagoon]

i feel obligated to use the white mask and feather chestplate

[dawn sable]

Then why do you feel addressed to

[winged obsidian]

"I ain't reading allat" and it's like 6 short paragraphs

[dawn sable]

Did u unironically expect someone who hates Dark Souls 2 to be able to read

[native tree]

Not even 6

[winged obsidian]

the dissolution of reading comprehension in the youth is an unironic tragedy

[velvet canopy]

its a sign to make a build

[winged obsidian]

although I'm biased cause my entire language understanding revolves around reading, I can't understand anything unless I read it first

[dawn sable]

It's unfortunately not just a thing of the current generation, we just have it worse. It's been going for a while now

[hard rapids]

u own 329 nintendo switches

[winged obsidian]

yes indeed. I can tell from working customer service that people will literally not read unless their life depends on it

[dawn sable]

Ad hominem

It's easier to yell at the employee than reading lol

[winged obsidian]

the amount of times I've said "no bathroom sorry" when there's a sign on the door is INSANE

sometimes they're literally eye level

[dawn sable]

I'd say that's more due to laziness than lack of reading comprehesion

Although it's not any better

And they often tend to come together lol

[winged obsidian]

they feed each other like a toxic relationship yes

people have trouble doing things they're not good at which makes them worse at it

[dawn sable]

I'd say that'd be understandable if they at least tried

[limber lagoon]

||i miss iji||

[dawn sable]

It's easier not to and blame your lack of skill onto something else

[shell swan]

can someone give me some runes on a new playthrough of mine in a bit?

[dawn sable]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[shell swan]

oh thanks

[winged obsidian]

yeah my childhood friend's dad used to make fun of me for reading, in hindsight I realize it was because he was insecure in his own ability to do so

[whole walrus]

yeah cause its true

im the best

[dawn sable]

The amount of people I've met who have been laughed at for picking up books is concerning

I hope he was not able to get to you

[limber lagoon]

books are nerdy

[dawn sable]

Your name is not yellow is it

[winged obsidian]

yeah as an adult I realized "hmmm maybe the man who reads 5 words every 30 seconds at Bible study was insecure"

such is life

[torpid shard]

hi everyone

[whole walrus]

ur colorblind

[torpid shard]

hi lol

[dawn sable]

I hope he ever got to realize that was his insecurity leaking and ended up changing his ways

[dawn sable]

No, I'm poopster69

[limber lagoon]

golden hippopotomous felled

im kinda rolling thru ts rn

[winged obsidian]

who knows, that's his business I suppose. in hindsight him and his kids, my old friend, weren't exactly great friends

[dawn sable]

Absolute garbo boss. It deserves to die everytime

[slim fiber]

Is coop and multiplayer still active on Xbox?

[fast zinc]

hi everyone!

[manic ice]

[dawn sable]

That's a shame

[dawn sable]

Last time I had an Xbox (around November) it somewhat was. You can use #xbox-co-op too

[dawn sable]

Hi

[winged obsidian]

in better news I've been IMPROVING my knowledge of Spanish

my brain is as the humble dish sponge, absorbing the language. soon it will be mine

[shell swan]

I can't find anyone on the Xbox trade channel that would trade

[dawn sable]

If you enjoy reading in other languages, you could totally give a shot to read some books in Spanish. Localization (for anything other than dubbed shows) is often very enjoyable

[winged obsidian]

I've been playing ER in Spanish but I think it's in castellano

which is kind of helpful, but y'all use different words sometimes

some of the local Hispanics laugh at my word choice before politely correcting me sometimes

[tawny vale]

Is Greg Theodore the next dlc character?

[winged obsidian]

coche vs carro

[dawn sable]

Coche as in car, right? I'm asking because I am confused about where that could possibly show up in ER lol

[winged obsidian]

yes. nowhere but that's just the first example I thought of

[dawn sable]

Coche is actually correct regardless of the dialect, though. Some people (from South America) may see it as too formal, but it's still not wrong

[winged obsidian]

most people say carro round here but yeah

[untold shard]

Im on Godskin duo and getting kinda sick of my Great Star build. Would it make sense to respec into more faith and use Ordovis Greatsword?

[dawn sable]

Carro is a more broad word as it can stand for carts and carriages aswell, while coche will always mean car

[winged obsidian]

interesting to know

[dawn sable]

They're pretty resistant to holy damage

[untold shard]

Oh

[winged obsidian]

i learned about Spanish direct and indirect object pronouns

[untold shard]

I might use the Ruins Greatsword then.

[winged obsidian]

le la lo les los la

and the la li lu le lo

[brisk basin]

whats a weapon that works like bloodhounds blade but js looks cooler. I dont like giant heavy swords and im ok with any sword besides colossol and thrusting

[whole walrus]

look for curved greatswords

[winged obsidian]

a big swords with bleed and an i frame ash?

i don't think there's any other

[brisk basin]

even in SOTE?

[whole walrus]

you can have that you just need to make it urself

bleed affinity and i frame aow of ur choosing

[trim juniper]

Freya's gs with bloodhound's step

[winged obsidian]

yeah there's raptor feathers that gives you i frames and launches you in the air

it's just the sekiro ability

[wooden bough]

yo guyes the dlc is so fun, im like lv 183 im using RoB and mimic for each fight i beat relllana and the hippo but i recently stumbled upon divin lion thingy ts so good bro

[limber lagoon]

ye im in same things lots of fun

man i just slammed two people i invaded them i feel like a POS

[wooden bough]

lol

[winged obsidian]

don't feel bad, if they beat you they wouldn't

[limber lagoon]

they sucked tho 😭

[winged obsidian]

I've been t bagged by too many mages to feel empathy anymore

[limber lagoon]

he kept spamming this like ground slam blade move idk

[winged obsidian]

those types are always the most BM of all

[limber lagoon]

they didnt understand how bh finesse works theyd aggro me after the first move

[ancient quiver]

How does the roblox game, slap battles' discord have more members than this discord 😭

[limber lagoon]

bona

adem

[ancient quiver]

[kindred lantern]

Does anyone know of a good way to find trade partners that doesn't involve linking my steam account to an app that is notorious for its data leaks?

[coarse blaze]

use a burner bruh

[quasi hornet]

if i uninstall the game and reinstall it, will my character still be there

[celest remnant]

Your steam account is public information only protected by your refusal to link it directly to your real life persona anyways

[coarse blaze]

mine wasnt but it should

just make a manual backup

[celest remnant]

Someone SOMEWHERE has seen your steam profile without ever having interacted with you

[ancient quiver]

Also depends on what platform you are on

on xbox it works like that

[quasi hornet]

im on steam so i thought they had cloud save since it can go over to the steam deck aswell

[coarse blaze]

it does

[ancient quiver]

^

[coarse blaze]

but you can also just manually backup incase

I reinstalled and my characters got deleted

[kindred lantern]

I generally dont like to have more information available that can be tied to each other.

[coarse blaze]

but my game is bugged anyway

[kindred lantern]

Honestly I only am considering it because there isn't exactly a substitute for something like the carian sorcery sword until most of the way through a playthrough. Else I would just wait and use an earlier substitute like I normally do

[celest nova]

What should i be spending runes on? I just got my spectral horse

[grave void]

yo

[celest remnant]

I mean, do you have any identifying data tied to your steam account? Also steam itself had a data breach last year

(the numbers were inflated as hell by gossipy news media but still)

[dire ledge]

who wanna bump bleood

[kindred lantern]

Yes unfortunately, which also isn't ideal. MTG Arena now uses that as my wizard id which can be used to link back to irl events. Also on the other side, I do use this discord for some professional devolpment stuff and have my phone number attached to it.

So id prefer not to link them. I can try r/patchesemporium if there isn't an alternative system to discord's account linking

[sacred stratus]

If I (barely) beat the tree sentinel am I good for margit?

[celest remnant]

Right, shoot @vapid reef a message and I bet the administrative staff might be able to do something for ya if you explain your situation

(I myself cannot, the role is tied to the bot)

[modest glade]

Yup Margit is kinda easier

[kindred lantern]

Thank you, I appreciate it

[sacred stratus]

Can modmail answer questions about the game

Nvm

[celest remnant]

#community-help

Don't flood modmail with questions lol

[sacred stratus]

Thanks ill do it tomorrow

[celest remnant]

that's for server issues

[sacred stratus]

Tree sentinel was a pain in the ahh and I won by spamming bow

[novel night]

elden ring

[celest nova]

Bro i didnt know i could level up

What do i spend my runes on i have 2k

[sick trellis]

Level up

[celest nova]

Which attributes

[sick trellis]

vigor

[celest nova]

Ok bet is that good for bleed builds tho

Vigor is hp tho right

[sick trellis]

have you leveled up at all

[sick trellis]

yes

[celest nova]

Now i have i put 3 lvls into vigor

[sick trellis]

ok
you wanna run bleed right

[celest nova]

Yeah

[sick trellis]

any weapon in mind?

[celest nova]

Nope i dont know any weapons

[gleaming pond]

Uchigatana

flail

[sick trellis]

ok so the best stuff is usually stuff like scavengers curved sword with bleed affinity

[gleaming pond]

That’s a little out of a new player’s reach

[sick trellis]

but yeah this early in the game run a normal dex build until you are leveled enough to put a little into arc

[gleaming pond]

Or rather not worth grinding for at this level :/

[sick trellis]

get an uchigatana and find some blood grease

[gleaming pond]

^

[celest nova]

Whats the best bleed weapon early game

[gleaming pond]

Uchigatana

[meager furnace]

run to liurnia, get bloodflame blade

[gleaming pond]

or hookclaws

[celest nova]

Isnt that samurai base weapon? I alr have it

[sick trellis]

uchigatana
or the hookclaws

[sick trellis]

yes it can do bleed

[meager furnace]

chicken leg*
(when you get access to it)

[celest nova]

Just with normal attacks?

[sick trellis]

yep

[gleaming pond]

Son, this man got 3 levels from 2k

it’s a little out of his reach

[meager furnace]

for now

[celest nova]

Thats good

[sick trellis]

if you look at the weapon in your inventory, it will show that little bleed icon

that means the weapon can do bleed

[meager furnace]

BHF is like the universal catch all weapon. hits relatively hard, has bleed, accepts buffs, low stat requirements, early access

[celest nova]

Does the stonesword key have infinite uses

[meager furnace]

no

[sick trellis]

no its a one time use

[celest nova]

Oh so theres multiple keys then?

[kindred lantern]

Unrelated to trade but to the modmail, may I send you a DM?

[meager furnace]

you get way more than enough keys throughout the game so dont worry about them

theres like a dozen or so you can just buy

[celest nova]

Who is the girl that gives you the jellyfish summon is she important

[meager furnace]

yes if you use spirit ashes
forgettable if not
(but you're gonna want that)

[sick trellis]

very much so

youre gonna want summons

[meager furnace]

she upgrades your spirits

[celest nova]

Oh

[sick trellis]

how dare you!!!
roderika is best girl

[celest nova]

Btw how do i add stuff to my top slot

[meager furnace]

eventually
bunch of dialogue back and forth THEN she'll do it

[meager furnace]

wdym top slot

[celest nova]

Right slot is for sword left is for shield bottom is for flasks top is empty

[sick trellis]

top slot?

[celest nova]

Ye

[meager furnace]

thats your sorceries/incants

[sick trellis]

press esc if youre on keyboard

[celest nova]

Im on ps5

[sick trellis]

oh nvm lol

[celest nova]

Oh

[sick trellis]

i thought you meant pouch slots

[celest nova]

Im samurai is it possible to use that

[meager furnace]

yeah if you level the right stats

[sick trellis]

only if you put levels into faith or int

[meager furnace]

any class can do anything if you stat them right

[celest nova]

Okay bet

[meager furnace]

but some are more optimized for builds better than others

[celest nova]

Where to get spectral wolves?

[sick trellis]

go to the church of elleh at night

there will be a witch there, she will call you over

[celest nova]

Bet

[sick trellis]

talk to her and get the wolves from her

[meager furnace]

from ranni/renna when she gives you the spirit bell
elleh church at night
might have to reset by resting at the grace

she sometimes doesnt pop up as intended, just rest at the grace, advance time, etc
game does weird stuff like that but she'll appear

[dire silo]

Wolves 🙏
They helped me first try Godskin Duo

[celest nova]

Found her

What happens if i kill her

[dire silo]

DONT

[meager furnace]

you cant

[sick trellis]

you can't

[celest nova]

Y

[dire silo]

Ok good XD

[sick trellis]

why would you want to

[meager furnace]

she cant be damaged iirc

[celest nova]

She looked at me funny

[sick trellis]

??

shes got two faces man that cant be helped

[meager furnace]

dont be That Guy and kill npcs for dumb reasons like that
thats how you get locked out of items

[celest nova]

Is she important?

[pearl bloom]

I need 34 strength, 22 dex and 16 faith to play as Godrick

[sick trellis]

very much

[meager furnace]

oh dont worry, you'll see her again

[sick trellis]

also never kill NPCs
you'll lock yourself out of a lot of stuff

[celest nova]

When i started the game i got tree sentinel to quarter hp now that i have 3 vigor levels more should i refight him

Ok i wont kill npcs… maybe

[sick trellis]

and half of the time they probably die anyways 🥹

[meager furnace]

you can try tree sentinel if you want

[kindred lantern]

So how has everyone been today?

[fallow mauve]

No reason not to

[sick trellis]

you're free too but i wouldnt recommend it
its not like the stuff you get from him is any good

[meager furnace]

that fights less about levels and more about understanding the fight itself

[fallow mauve]

Might as well do it

[dire silo]

Patches ended up randomly dead 😭
I got Morgotts Shackle from him, came back a while later and he was a heap on the floor

[celest nova]

I just want runes

[fallow mauve]

It can only benefit you

[meager furnace]

you can slap him at RL1 if you're good enough

[sick trellis]

yeah ok but a more efficient and easier way is just to explore limgrave and kill bosses, do dungeons

[meager furnace]

EZ tips for new players
dont spam weapon arts
dont get greedy with your attacks

[celest nova]

Ok bet

[fallow mauve]

Just fight the tree sentinel if you want to

Can’t hurt you

[celest nova]

I want him dead ima kill him rn

[meager furnace]

give him a few tries, if hes still whooping you, come back later after you level some more

[celest nova]

Bet starting fight rn

[meager furnace]

hes a lesson of "you dont have to fight the first enemy you see"

[lean crane]

I remember dying to them so much before I finally figured them out
Now I no hit them for the funsies

[celest nova]

Yeahhhh hes lowk too strong

[glossy yarrow]

why u talkin abt me

[winged obsidian]

tree sentinel is a downright saint compared to some other bosses

[loud geyser]

i still get greedy

depends on the boss tho, with malenia i can be greedy but with rellana i gotta be careful

[sick trellis]

cuz malenia is staggerable
i like malenias fight so much because it genuinely feels

fair

[royal latch]

can someone give me 415 robux

[loud geyser]

yeah

[sick trellis]

both of us can chunk each other, both of us can stunlock each other, both of us can heal

[loud geyser]

rellana attacks the second you attack so you gotta be quick, malenia staggers which gives you time to combo

[winged obsidian]

I like Rellana more tbh

[sick trellis]

unironically the funnest fight in the game

[loud geyser]

rellana has more aura but malenia is a funner fight imo

[marsh cape]

rellana feels more like a dance i like her more for that

[winged obsidian]

malenia staggers but what she does out of her stagger frames can be a little unpredictable at times

[winged obsidian]

rellana is indeed cooler

she doesn't brag about herself like a high schooler with an anime addiction

[loud geyser]

with rellana her attacks are easy to dodge but she doesnt give you a good window to attack

actually scratch that, she does but i meant as in she swings like 10 times before doing so

[winged obsidian]

I never had that much trouble finding damage in rellana's fight tbh

[loud geyser]

hey malenia doesnt hate on you tho

gotta give her that

[winged obsidian]

I'd rather that then the constant bragging

[marsh cape]

a lot of her attacks you can strafe or jump and get a punish there

[loud geyser]

yeah but she doesnt pause that often, she just attacks again right after

[winged obsidian]

even when you kill her she's yappin

[marsh cape]

idk i’ve never had an issue with damage on her

[winged obsidian]

rellana's phase 2 transition is also just free damage

[loud geyser]

true

[marsh cape]

she and messmer are two of my fav fights

[winged obsidian]

stand a little behind her

[loud geyser]

im prolly gonna fight messmer again tomorrow

[winged obsidian]

then move when she fire spins

[loud geyser]

i been replaying boss fights so i basically beat malenia like three times and rellana twice today, and lost to consort radahn like 20 times so im beat

[winged obsidian]

weak aura: 'I am Malenia, blade of Miquella'
strong aura: immediate glintstone phalanx

[marsh cape]

i’m pretty sure with the magic move you can just stand point blank in front of her and beat the crap out of her and it won’t hit you

[winged obsidian]

consort radahn gotta be my least favorite fight phase 2

[loud geyser]

the fact she doesnt talk and just fights is aura itself

[loud geyser]

i will never beat him istg

[winged obsidian]

words are for swordswomen of lesser aura.

she's like Samus, her words are her actions

[loud geyser]

unless i get my grind up and collect every scadutree blessing in the game i'm gonna keep dying to him

[marsh cape]

messmer’s voice has aura tho

[winged obsidian]

he's got a hot voice yeah

[marsh cape]

messmer is so cool

[loud geyser]

least aura in the game easily goes to rykard

[winged obsidian]

his phase 2 is awesome

[marsh cape]

morgott also has aura because he just calls you slurs

[winged obsidian]

feels like you're fighting a demon

[loud geyser]

morgott and gideon have no aura with how easy they are to beat

[winged obsidian]

FOUL tarnished"

[winged obsidian]

Gideon the all coping

[marsh cape]

bro really says “tarnished” like it’s a slur

[celest remnant]

Real Aura is having respect for your opponent while simultaneously having no respect whatsoever

the best emodiment of this ideal is Wrath from FMA:B

https://tenor.com/view/king-bradley-fullmetal-alchemist-fullmetal-dodge-anime-gif-23997462

[loud geyser]

literally malenia

[still wren]

man i should really start keeping a bag of emergency midnight frozen fries

[lapis vortex]

Good idea

[celest remnant]

No, Malenia is a legendary fighter with years of experience under her belt who still got her ass whipped by a galute to the point she accidentally nuked a neighborhood with sickitis

[native tree]

You should start sleeping at midnight , jk fries are good

[celest remnant]

Wrath, for all intents and purposes, is a man

[winged obsidian]

Malenia definitely saw us coming from the bottom of the haglitree and prepared that speech and got into position on purpose

[loud geyser]

oh right lmao

[celest remnant]

(A homunculus but in form, he is a man)

[loud geyser]

i forgot she basically nuked a whole country cause she was losing

[marsh cape]

we all know the most aura anyone has had in a fromsoft game is Nine-Ball

[celest remnant]

This man casually stared down a tank before bisecting it.

[winged obsidian]

"Ok I win so I guess I won't date your brother"
" "

[celest remnant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_w9POUnESk

[winged obsidian]

seriously what could've possessed either one of them to think that the aeonia was a good idea

[celest remnant]

Nothing, it looks to be something closer to a panic button she eventually gained some control over

[winged obsidian]

either Miquella mind controlled his sister decided to use the outer gods to his advantage despite actively contesting them, or malenia undid centuries of training for her win streak

[celest remnant]

(though we do push her to her limit hence the phase transition from "I am a lady" into "I want your bones")

[winged obsidian]

me personally if I was possessed by an evil rot god I would simply just die and not go into a second phase

[celest remnant]

Also I say "some control over" but it may quite literally just be excused due to game mechanics, I'm only saying that because we get a spell emulating it at all.

[loud geyser]

is miquella the mf that appears in phase two of consort radahn

[marsh cape]

yes

[celest remnant]

That's correct.

[loud geyser]

istg thats a girl

am i tweaking

[marsh cape]

no that’s just a feminine man

[celest remnant]

Miquella was said to be incredibly beautiful in his proper demigod form.

[marsh cape]

he’s also a child

[celest remnant]

(His mortal flesh was a child)

[loud geyser]

😭

[marsh cape]

well in the body of a child at least

[loud geyser]

ahh

[celest remnant]

Child=pre-realm of shadow

[marsh cape]

oh yeah i forgor

[celest remnant]

his entire intent for entering was to cast off his mortal skin and fufill his accord with Radahn

[marsh cape]

idk why he needed to give himself an extra pair of arms tho that was just overkill man

like we get it you’re a god

[winged obsidian]

he's even more egotistical then Marika

[celest remnant]

Miquellas doing, same reason Hitler came back as Mecha Hitler in wolfenstein 3d, scientists like to science and bringing his brother back was both apart of the plan but also an experiment

[sick trellis]

malenia is goated asf and she has all rights to brag

[marsh cape]

i think it’s that his mind is still quite childish. it makes sense given his goal of making an era of compassion through mind control. it’s like how a child might picture a utopia

[winged obsidian]

bragging is for warriors of lesser auras

[celest remnant]

I'm happy eating rocks and dirt so everyone else will obviously be happy eating rocks and dirt therefore I'm going to make everyone else eat rocks and dirt

[winged obsidian]

more like "everything would be better if everyone did what I said and was nice to each other"

meanwhile Caelid:

Haglitree:

[celest remnant]

Exactly, im happy eating rocks and dirt so everyone else would be too therefore shut up, stop trying to make different comparisons

AND EAT ROCKS AND DIRT, WORM

[winged obsidian]

you can't eat rocks though

they have no nutritional value

[celest remnant]

WRONG sediment has a ton of vitamins and minerals

how much concrete have YOU eaten huh?

wow not even operating from experience sheesh

[winged obsidian]

what are you a mountain goat?

[celest remnant]

yes

🐐

[winged obsidian]

why were there no mountain goats in the mountaintops

[tame pulsar]

Steel ball run when

[native tree]

Never

[dense musk]

whatre the caps for dex?

[wind sandal]

Ai slop

[lunar flint]

Sup chat

[pulsar berry]

Hey I haven’t been on the game in 2 years, I just got back into it. Is there a chat where we can trade items or is that not a thing anymore.

[worn wigeon]

Little do you know it’s a man 😛

[sick trellis]

if i beat a dude twice my size who was able to stop the stars in their place and was swinging around swords the size of trucks while missing three limbs and being terminally ill i think id brag too

[sick trellis]

what

[worn wigeon]

Miquella is a man

[hoary wave]

I just died from a normal tree

[sick trellis]

yeah i know but im talking about malenia

[worn wigeon]

I might be Dyslexic

You have every right to clown on me now

[trim juniper]

20/60/80

[dense musk]

ty

[native tree]

Dmv

[trim juniper]

yoohoo

[native tree]

Hru

[trim juniper]

sleepyyy wby

[desert robin]

meow

[trim juniper]

you're a stingray

[native tree]

Same, but overthinking again, chilling with cat

[dim mason]

im cackling yall r6 siege cant be real 😭

[desert robin]

lightning noises

[trim juniper]

ordering the cat to lick your face

[native tree]

Cat too busy hitting the other cat when she tries to get on bed😭

[trim juniper]

mean

[native tree]

You cant be real

[dim mason]

wish i was mythical but here we are sill

[glacial nova]

Im lowk cold

[winged obsidian]

beat?

I mean if you call getting impaled then blowing up and falling into a coma a W

[delicate mirage]

I wanna ask somthing can u play with a friend in this game ?

[outer sun]

Yes you can.

[celest remnant]

cAN you play with a DOG in this game?

that'd be a feature, where's the dog chat

[native stream]

[fallen basalt]

🤨

[celest remnant]

The HELL are you raising an eyebrow to nintendogs was the GOAT back in the day

https://tenor.com/view/nintendogs-nintendo-ds-2000s-nostalgia-low-poly-gif-2165797833068735693

Hell yeah, look at em go

[fallen basalt]

Disgusting

[celest remnant]

nah nah nah see, you think this is bad

there was a version for just about everything

and it only gets worse the less mainstream the pet

[outer sun]

Not everyone witnessed these old stuff logic.

[celest remnant]

Don't believe me? Thinking "Ahhhh how bad could it possibly be look at all those polygons"

nah my friend, that is hyperrealistic

Behold, petz monkeys

[sick trellis]

She nuked radahn and turned him into a zombie while she herself just passed out

[celest remnant]

I mean, the consuming human meat probably didn't help

Bro gets one little sick and suddenly goes omnomnomnom on his own troops, then goes "why am i sicker"

[dim mason]

not a good source of protein for a gym bro like radahn

[sonic rivet]

Why do we fight homeless Morgott

[winged obsidian]

*went into a coma

[peak slate]

Radahn as a spotter would be elite

[celest remnant]

he wanted to show you his cosplay

[winged obsidian]

and still didn't kill him lol

[celest remnant]

chilling

[sonic rivet]

He is very rude

[winged obsidian]

can't go wrong with a spotter that can control gravity

[fallen basalt]

😆

[peak slate]

Exactly

[sick trellis]

she wakes up pretty easily when you show up she seems to be asleep
also idk what the anti-malenia bias is she was at a ridiculous disadvantage against radahn

[winged obsidian]

he'd also be good motivation

[peak slate]

plus we get to pet leonidas too

[winged obsidian]

ridiculous disadvantage? she's powered by an outer god and can absorb the life of other people

having no limbs doesn't even matter at that point

[sick trellis]

and radahn is like twice her size and is not terminally ill

[celest remnant]

"Oh I dunno why people don't like the LIVING BOMB why won't people be nice to the LIVING BOMB she was at such a disadvantage against the GUY."

[winged obsidian]

simply grow new ones from rot. is she stupid?

[celest remnant]

She makes things terminally ill

[peak slate]

What would radahns bench press PR be?

[sick trellis]

and she's only powered by an outer god when she gives in
normally shes literally rotting away

like you can see that shes probably a necrotic wreck

[sick trellis]

malenia is lowk my goat
be born with an outer god that makes you a living patient zero and also wastes away your body
still train until you become the greatest warrior in the realm

[whole walrus]

me except the outer god is responsibilities and training is getting out of bed

[winged obsidian]

she's always being amped by the god, it's just that she's dealing with negative side effects because she doesn't give in

[celest remnant]

I am still of the belief that scarlet rot is clearly sentient, and that Romina and her section of NONSENSERY confirm this.

[whole walrus]

im basically her

[sick trellis]

how is she 'always' being amped by the god

[brittle bay]

also she's lowk blind i would HATE to be her opponent if she could see

[peak slate]

Then she gets bonked by the bonkinator 9000

[brittle bay]

malenia is highkey my goat

[sick trellis]

yeah i always suspected that malenia's advanced rot condition is because rot is mad at her because she resists it

[brittle bay]

radahn too i can have two goats at once

[sick trellis]

if she could see there wouldnt be a fight she just cleaves off the tarnished's head the moment they walk in

[brittle bay]

true..

[sick trellis]

do you think she uses the water and the plants in her arena to echolocate you?

[winged obsidian]

no she's an anime character and missing eyes and limbs for them is actually a buff

[sick trellis]

rotting from inside isnt tho

[brittle bay]

i dont like how people on tt slander malenia for apparently losing to radahn then nuking

the cutscene director states THAT was the start of the fight when she fixes her arm 💔💔 illiterate bums

[brittle bay]

actually i haven't thought of that i think you're right

[whole walrus]

cut it down to
i dont like people on tt
then we can all be happy

[sick trellis]

'losing' to radahn is crazy bro
illiteracy is crazy because the game states a MILLION TIMES that it was a draw

[unborn apex]

Jeeezzzz i just platinum elden ring😟

[winged obsidian]

since when has immense pain ever stopped a good anime fight

[sick trellis]

i have always thought that the malenia hate is because of bruised egoes

[whole walrus]

congrats!

[sick trellis]

congrats

[brittle bay]

agena ring is despicable so you right i hate ALL tt agenda ring bums

[winged obsidian]

my beef with her is she's too anime for my tastes. she reminds me of halflight in that she feels like someone's OC

[whole walrus]

just hate people on tiktok its barely better than reddit takes

[celest remnant]

She likely doesn't need to resist, this would imply that she has focus drawn from a fight (watch teen titans and how much Raven struggles to contain her father and imagine that if it was a CONSTANTLY HUNGRY VIRUS.) I think the main mechanism for her being able to maintain control is likely the work of our boy from the hidden city Gowry. She only breaks when pushed to a limit causing her to "bloom" (the contagion overwhelming her nervous system) causing the flower like growths and eventual salting of the land.

[whole walrus]

yap

[sick trellis]

I think its her combination of willpower + miquellas gold

[winged obsidian]

the fight itself is ok if a bit overturned

[sick trellis]

she does nothing in her fight that is that out of place from any other boss

[sick trellis]

like what

[winged obsidian]

waterfowl

[brittle bay]

"she was losing then nuked caelid 🤓🤓 statement woman 🤓" it makes me mad how stupid people are

[winged obsidian]

it changes the pace of the fight in a way I personally don't like

[fallen basalt]

Congratulations it took me 5 days to platinum it

[whole walrus]

time waster

[celest remnant]

nah see, halflight was a funny boss if you didn't shut off online because you were essentially rolling the dice on getting a guy on his first run or JOHN 1V5 SLAYER OF MEN which made for great cinema

[brittle bay]

literally everyone ingame is statement man/woman
we're fighting them out of their prime all of them, all we have is people carrying their stories and past to the future 😭😭

[winged obsidian]

me fighting the same dude 3 times cracked out for ds3 pvp

[sick trellis]

waterfowl is kinda fine it was just a massive 'get off me' move
other bosses have them too

[winged obsidian]

we fight many of these bosses at their prime or greater

[celest remnant]

Oh it was my favorite way to pvp

you're telling me I get the cinematic thrill of a wwe cage match?

absolutely sign me up

[winged obsidian]

Mohg and Morgott are fully realized omens, Rykkard is in full control of the serpent, Malenia and Miquella ascend to godhood mid fight, Messmer unleashes his curse fully mid fight, etc

even metyr has that black hole she opens up

[brittle bay]

shhhh im spreading misinformation

[whole walrus]

idk i see people get really frustrated with her healing gimmick and waterfowl but dont really see the value behind it after mowing down bosses
its just a way to make the player actually think in the fight (atleast somewhat) and manage their aggression

[brittle bay]

it feels joyful

dont correct me

[winged obsidian]

unironically it probably would've been easier to just keep trying the online cause

[brittle bay]

that one nanami gif of him on the beach

[celest remnant]

and here's godrick with his limp dragon head arm

[winged obsidian]

why did they feel the need to add the painting guardians??

[sick trellis]

the healing gimmick is crazy because malenia is one of the squishiest bosses shed be too easy if she couldnt do that

[brittle bay]

hey man he'll get it up eventually just give him a pill dont judge

[whole walrus]

just makes shield poking less useful and punishes taking hits i like it

[winged obsidian]

healing through fully blocked damage was awful tbh

[brittle bay]

was godrick grafting bodies onto himself lowk a form of supplement i feel like that's the same as taking steroids in some way

[sick trellis]

malenia is my favourite fight solely because it feels like an equal battle

[winged obsidian]

not when I giant hunt her 50 times

[sick trellis]

every other boss feels like whaling on a brick wall until it crumbles

[whole walrus]

morgoat

[sick trellis]

but malenia staggers just like you, she heals just like you

[potent oyster]

HI

[winged obsidian]

she heals better then us

[whole walrus]

mimic tear

[fallen basalt]

Malenia is boring

[whole walrus]

cant get more equal than that

[sick trellis]

yeah but i dont like npc fights

[winged obsidian]

NPC fights are ass

[sick trellis]

'loud wrong buzzer sound'

[whole walrus]

malenia is alright

[winged obsidian]

although I prolly like her more than pcr

[whole walrus]

fun to dodge waterfowl and looks cool

[winged obsidian]

even if he's easier

[brittle bay]

get naked and do a fist fight true fight to decide the better

[winged obsidian]

waterfowl makes me upset with how efficiently it tracks though

[whole walrus]

invincible kinda beatdown from me

[sick trellis]

PCR is an uphill fight to basically save the world
Malenia is a fair one on one battle between warriors

[winged obsidian]

wym she can pin herself in the air for 3 seconds and spin like a fight

[sick trellis]

genuinely nagakiba vs malenia is like the most fun battle EVER

[whole walrus]

are we talking lore wise or gameplay wise

[brittle bay]

wobbly invincible edit

[sick trellis]

both

[winged obsidian]

Malenia did not feel like that for me, it felt like I was trying to swat a mosquito with a sledgehammer with how slow it made me feel

[whole walrus]

gameplay wise pcr is boring roll slop

[winged obsidian]

really made me appreciate BB

Gael made me feel that way though

[sick trellis]

maybe you were using a slow weapon because I used a katana against her

[sick trellis]

dont slander 2nd best fight

[winged obsidian]

club so nah

[whole walrus]

hell nah

[winged obsidian]

hell nah

[sick trellis]

hell yeah
pcr is so fun

[whole walrus]

pcr so ass

[brittle bay]

pcr just felt tedious icl

[sick trellis]

the deflect tear is so PEAK against him if you wanna switch it up

[sick trellis]

post nerf hes the most engaging boss

[whole walrus]

this is like the coolest thing you can do with him at most

[brittle bay]

engaging my ass he wiped the floor with me i hate that creature!!!

[winged obsidian]

love it when I get flash banged 15 times in a row then killed cause I was standing on a pile of skulls

[whole walrus]

its like the only thing

[celest remnant]

No self promotion

[sick trellis]

wrong

[whole walrus]

other bosses have it better and more practical

[celest remnant]

(ur 2 cool)

[brittle bay]

oh my god that stupid statue flooring i hate it so bad

[sick trellis]

they fixed the flashbang thing

[winged obsidian]

no they did not, still too bright

[sick trellis]

this boss was fun for me i dueled him with a great katana

[brittle bay]

it caught me once mid roll while he was doing his grab WHILE one shot

[sick trellis]

maybe its a you problem because this isnt too bright for me

[winged obsidian]

I have sensitive eyes, so it sucks that they just made a fight I couldn't fully enjoy

[whole walrus]

roll slop

[sick trellis]

maybe turn down the brightness

[winged obsidian]

if I turn the brightness too much I can't see

cause everything except him is dark af

[whole walrus]

wear sunglasses

immerse urself

[winged obsidian]

the fight itself is a lot of rolling/deflecting

[sonic rivet]

I wish radagon didn’t downgrade to Elden beast radagon is a very fun fight

[winged obsidian]

deflecting hard tear literally makes the fight trivial so

[sick trellis]

radagon is the tough part elden beast is the spectacle

[whole walrus]

id rather fun over hype

[sonic rivet]

Elden beast is boring and annoying

[winged obsidian]

elden beast the pcr of base game while radagon is the messmer

[celest remnant]

You get neither

SENTENCED TO THE DMV

[whole walrus]

mtg?

[sonic rivet]

Pcr at least looks fun

Less running to the other side of the map to make the fight last longer

[celest remnant]

nah this would be fun and hype

[winged obsidian]

it's cool yeah, they spent more time making it look cool than making it fun

[sick trellis]

does anyone like any boss in ER bruh

[whole walrus]

morgott

[brittle bay]

i like malenia

[winged obsidian]

Messmer second best fromsoft boss in history

[brittle bay]

messmer too yes

[sick storm]

Qualityslop

[whole walrus]

you only like it cause its good

[sick storm]

Exactly !

[sonic rivet]

I love fighting mohg and my favorite fight is by far godfrey

[winged obsidian]

rellana, godrick, morgott, margit, godfrey, radagon, dancing lion, midra, mohg

[whole walrus]

godfrey is fun

[winged obsidian]

malekith

some of the best bosses in their whole catalogue

[sonic rivet]

I adore the godfrey fight

[winged obsidian]

Godfrey is a good choice for a favorite

I find myself dying to godfrey so I can fight him again

[sonic rivet]

The first time I got spiked like a volleyball was so funny and it’s such a fair feeling fight

The spectacle is perfect too

[winged obsidian]

it's flashy without being incomprehensible

[sonic rivet]

Godfrey’s lore is cool too

[winged obsidian]

"Radahn please stop making shadow clones you're going to crash the game"

[sonic rivet]

I’ve only fought one dlc boss and that was bayle

[winged obsidian]

bayle is great too

[sour lagoon]

Is Jedi survivor fun

[winged obsidian]

he's a really unique dragon fight

[sonic rivet]

I was stubborn and going after them at skidoo fragment level 1

[sonic rivet]

After like a month I won and never touched the dlc again

Good boss.

[winged obsidian]

1% damage per fully charged r2 lol

[sonic rivet]

They will rue this day…

Rusted anchor my goat carried me

[winged obsidian]

100% pierce damage kinda crazy

best weapon to fight a dragon is an anchor

[proper heron]

[steel cape]

They could have done something special with the final boss in the base game, but instead it's just another one of those you're chasing after. A bit disappointed in that fight, to be honest.

[winged obsidian]

it's mega aldrich

except with an arena 50 times as big essentially

[lost saffron]

hi everyone!!!!

[steel cape]

I don't mind his ranged attacks, but as a melee the fight just sucked because you literally spend half the fight running towards him before you can even get a hit in. I thought the Radagon fight was pretty epic to be honest, especially with the music

Then suddenly i'm fighting the Loch Ness Monster