general-discussion

[arctic frost]

She's just about the least weird boss in that entire god-forsaken place

[finite veldt]

[torpid bloom]

hey

[nova jetty]

I'm getting into Elden Ring lore after having beaten the game. Can someone tell me who the hell Godrick even was?

[thick moth]

a maidenless bum

[coarse blaze]

a little guy who wanted to be a big buy so he killed other little guys and grafted them to himself also #lore

[nova jetty]

Sure, but is he a demigod? How is he related to the Golden Order?

[coarse blaze]

it does say demigod felled when you kill him

[nova jetty]

I get this part but not how he fits into the big picture

[coarse blaze]

and hes related to the golden order because hes a descendant of the golden lineage

which if I remember started with godwyn but im not a lore nerd so idk

[nova jetty]

Yes but I'm wondering if he's related to everyone else because they're all related. Marika x Radagon x Rennala x Godfrey

They all seem to be relative to one another except Godrick who is a chump, lol

[arctic frost]

He's a relative of Godfrey, so not as powerful as Marika's children. He disguised as a woman to escape Leyndell after the shattering, went back to Stormveil to raise an army, but got his ass handed to him by Malenia when she was on the way to Caelid. Sth like that

[celest remnant]

I'm a relative of Godfrey (stepfatherunclecousintwiceremoved)

[arctic frost]

Man's just a loser everyone clowns on basically

[vivid minnow]

I’m pretty sure malenia made him lick her boots

[nova jetty]

So he's not really a God by blood but rather by association? I only consider Marika and Radagons to be Gods in terms of blood. That would of course mean their offspring are demigods etc

[chrome forge]

🫨

[teal geode]

Demigods for most part are just that, demigods by association

it's a title granted upon those officially recognized as Marika's family

[vivid minnow]

Let me solo her will still find a way to beat her with his usual build😭

[coarse blaze]

I think this reply might be worse than the original message

[nova jetty]

Indeed, lol

[nova jetty]

ER basically mixed up medieval monarchy bloodlines with God lore

[arctic frost]

Yeah, Marika/Radagon are a level above everyone else. Godfrey and Rennala were powerful in their own right, but they became "demi-gods" by marrying Radamarika. More of a title than an increase in power. Then the rest is their children. And Godrick for some reason.

[nova jetty]

Indeed

[teal geode]

Rennala was never granted the title of a demigod but the rest is correct yeh

[nova jetty]

I always thought Godrick was old so it confused me. He looks as old as Godfrey if not older

[celest remnant]

where in the heck was I pinged

👁️

[raven fern]

How did Godfrey get so large

[native stream]

Oh that's what got blocked there I was confused for a moment

[coarse blaze]

he drank a lot of milk as a child

[raven fern]

I wanna be like him when I grow up

[native stream]

His blood is filthy, what divinity he has is very little, and I doubt grafting is very good for you either so that could easily have upped the aging process

[raven fern]

I’ll start drinking milk rn

[dawn sable]

He ate spinachs

[celest remnant]

I am confused in the now, guessing the phantom ping was the blocked message

either that or they said something gross and best got em

[raven fern]

Right from the can 😁

[broken wasp]

[native stream]

I meant something that I myself had typed got blocked and I wasn't sure why at first lol

[dawn sable]

? No he is not a beast

[hazy sand]

Grafting is not recommended for staying young

[raven fern]

sorry…

[winged obsidian]

he definitely is

[dawn sable]

I disagree

[hazy sand]

Trend disproven by experts

[winged obsidian]

he's more bestial than malekith

[native stream]

0/10 doctors recommend appendage grafting for skin health

[celest remnant]

Or anything really I mean it is essentially the body horror lovers way to power and it's not even powerful enough to garner the respect of "proper" demigods

[dawn sable]

He's the finest gentleman wdym

[dawn sable]

I'm going to change this into 1/10

[arctic frost]

Yeah, he looks old and frail, but turns out he was just a whimp. Not enough of the golden lineage blood in him, so he resorted to grafting.

Meanwhile Godfrey still huge and in top shape 😳

[raven fern]

Ooo lala

[celest remnant]

(You'll notice he announced his plans and the rest of Godricks kin basically went "hurr look at the country bumpkin he thinks he's people".)

[winged obsidian]

Godfrey definitely the type a guy to eat pickles directly out the jar with his bare hands

[full echo]

Bro goes to the gym on the down low

[winged obsidian]

then drink the juice

[dawn sable]

Frayed Blade why are you the best katana ever put in a Fromsoft game

Frayed Blade: idk

[dawn sable]

What's your point? We all do that

[raven fern]

What the hell??? It just talked

[dawn sable]

What's wrong with that

[raven fern]

I drank the pickle juice multiple times when I was younger

[dawn sable]

Me too

[gusty vigil]

was helping jaren a good idea as a mage?

[winged obsidian]

excuse you?

[dawn sable]

I still do sometimes

[native stream]

I failed drastically at sleeping

It is nearly 3am, I am thirsty

[winged obsidian]

you don't use a fork???

[hazy sand]

🤝

[dawn sable]

Have you considered trying again

[coarse blaze]

drink alcohol

[hazy sand]

To be fair I haven’t even tried yet

[winged obsidian]

animales

[dawn sable]

That's for the weak

[coarse blaze]

I probably shouldnt promote eden's alcoholism

[native stream]

I have insufficient ASMR downloaded

[raven fern]

Drinking vodka at 3am 🤤

[native stream]

Okay this implies that I'm already an alcoholic WHICH IM NOT

[dawn sable]

Have you tried the comically large metal pan method

[hazy sand]

Request lucky for asmr in vc or smth idk

[dawn sable]

It's recommended by 1/1 poopsters

[native stream]

Albeit damn a good whiskey would genuinely make sleeping a lot easier tonight

[hazy sand]

No drinking

[native stream]

VC would use more data than just downloading more ASMR

[dawn sable]

Why are you proving Kat right

[outer gate]

My voice isn't that soothing

[dawn sable]

Disagreed

[hazy sand]

Ehhhhh i meant it as a joke mainly but it kinda is

[dawn sable]

I have never heard Lucky before but I really wanted to say that

[native stream]

I've had a bad night okay

[outer gate]

thanks

[raven fern]

My voice is very soothing I’ve been told

[winged obsidian]

Godfrey the type a dude to be like "doth not mind if I do" and wiggle his fingers over a fresh deer kill before eating it raw

[hazy sand]

I like lucky’s voice

[gusty vigil]

why didnt helping jaren give me his ancient dragon stone?

[raven fern]

sigma rizz six seven

[dawn sable]

Mexico is condemned again

[raven fern]

He was robbed earlier

[native stream]

I also like Lucky's voice

[hazy sand]

Gotta do a voice ranking of everyone I’ve been i VC with

[gusty vigil]

so how do i get the stone

[raven fern]

I moved so they can handle that themselves

[coarse blaze]

are you sute about that

[native stream]

Lucky was very upset when they revealed a secret to me that they thought I could discern on their voice alone (I could not)

[steel portal]

What do you expect it’s Mexico bruh

[gusty vigil]

i just slimed out selen for dirt loot he better come back and give me that stone

[soft skiff]

You guys are NOT the Elden lord

[raven fern]

That’s actually crazy 😭

[coarse blaze]

i tried to correct myself saying sure twice and still messed up

[outer gate]

Honestly surprised i've never been a fan

[dawn sable]

Can you share your current country of residence

[raven fern]

Imagine having your voice in F tier

[winged obsidian]

Mexicans really be like "this is a land with a lot of hot water. Aguascalientes."

[dawn sable]

Most people I've met tend to dislike their own voices for some reason

I'm one of them

[soft skiff]

Chud

[hazy sand]

People are almost never a fan of their own voices I hate mine with a disgusting passion, but idk yours sounds nice to me

[raven fern]

Yeah no problem, I currently reside in Wellington New Zealand

[dawn sable]

Wow I'm sorry for you @applefritter

[arctic frost]

Makes sense

[kind quail]

fake

[soft skiff]

You should go live in Hamilton bro it’s perfect

[raven fern]

It’s true

[dawn sable]

New Zealand will feel it

[hazy sand]

Pooper has a terrible voice

[raven fern]

don’t do it, our kiwis are so cute

[dawn sable]

I agree

[kind quail]

voice reveal

[hazy sand]

No don’t agree….

[steel portal]

Y’all gonna be underwater in 20 years bruh get out of there😭

[dawn sable]

poopster69 voice reveal April 20th

[outer gate]

Hurray !

[dawn sable]

Can we gather people like if it was a Fortnite event

[hazy sand]

Tag me when the live event happens

[winged obsidian]

it does but it's not very creative

[raven fern]

I’m scared to join vcs here bc people like to screen record my voice and put it in ai to make me say kind things

[coarse blaze]

megidola gets it

[hazy sand]

This was my exact thought 😭

[soft skiff]

Wellington is da home of Chud

[hazy sand]

I only VC with people I trust just cause I am too insecure of my voice

[dawn sable]

Alsoo... hahaha Lucky can u check pings haha...

[winged obsidian]

I wonder why they made two Birminghams

[outer gate]

Oh yeah I was going to get back to you regarding that

[native stream]

My voice is weird I think

[dawn sable]

One was not enough

[raven fern]

That’s very fair

[native stream]

Only Lucky has heard it of the people here

[hazy sand]

So if you’ve heard my voice you are probably trusted

[steel portal]

As if one wasn’t enough, they needed to make a second hell

[hazy sand]

Unless there’s just not been a chance

[winged obsidian]

then they put it in Alabama

[soft skiff]

Chud voice

[dawn sable]

No I'm poopster69

[gusty vigil]

wheres the trading channel

[halcyon kernel]

I have the voice of an angel

[dawn sable]

It's ok, take ur time. Just wanted to make sure u in case you had poopyland pings off lol

[teal geode]

wrong

[soft skiff]

Da voice of a Chud

[hazy sand]

I wouldn’t know obv cause we’ve never vc’ed, got no games in common I don’t think since you play nr on ps 😔

[dawn sable]

Yeah Eden play Nr with us

[native stream]

Yeah its a shame

[winged obsidian]

people like my voice but I don't

[hazy sand]

While he’s in the chat Best’s voice is in S tier

[outer gate]

WHAT

[winged obsidian]

usually. sometimes I sound like Ron perlman in the morning and that's cool

[native stream]

I can play DoN with Lucky soon after I plat spiderman 2 tmr

[raven fern]

I think I sound like a nerd but everyone loves my little voice 😁

[outer gate]

^

[native stream]

I have all the silly little activities to finish up and whatnot

[soft skiff]

Chud central holy

[gleaming pond]

I Am Here

[teal geode]

what!!!

[winged obsidian]

I can do a good re4 merchant impression too

[raven fern]

Chud gathering area and you’re here too!!!

[hazy sand]

Don’t mind me just ranking voices like a functional normal human being

[soft skiff]

Damn straight at least I’m not a Wellington Chud

[raven fern]

Your nails will be first to go

[soft skiff]

Move to Hamilton

[teal geode]

Sure but why would I be in S tier

[novel night]

elden ring

[raven fern]

I’d rather perish

[hazy sand]

My problem when I hear my voice is it’s not deep but also not high pitched it’s weird

[steel portal]

As an Xbox player I’d like to apologize for him being here😭

[hazy sand]

Cause it sounds nice

This has gotta be one of my weirder conversations holy

[soft skiff]

Either way you’re gonna perish might as well go to da city of gold h town

[outer gate]

Best has a funky accent I love it

[outer gate]

Sheo also has a funky accent

[hazy sand]

Yesss lucky understands

[outer gate]

Dovahchell sounds like a divine angel

[hazy sand]

I’ve only heard sheo twice so I can’t really remember

[teal geode]

Me trying to spell out any English word longer than 6 letters

[hazy sand]

I think I remember liking it tho

Dovah also has a nice voice

[coarse blaze]

buncha vcing nerds

[native stream]

Me when I'm at the being late competition and my opponent isn't here yet

[coarse blaze]

I've only vced with like 4 people in this entire server

[hazy sand]

Sorry fatigue but American accents holding you back

[arctic frost]

😬

[native stream]

Me when I'm at the sleepiest little guy competition and my opponent is late because they slept in

🍭

[hazy sand]

Lollipop

[arctic frost]

American accents are pretty much the bottom when it comes to native English accents, ain't no one fawning over that

[coarse blaze]

that poor soul deleted his message trying to figure out vcs

[hazy sand]

London accent worse but yeah

[outer gate]

I have like, a bit of an irish accent
it's a lot stronger when i'm mad or explaining something

[native stream]

My girlfriend REALLY likes how I sound when I speak French apparently

[teal geode]

I was gonna show him the channel

[coarse blaze]

I typed it too😭

[teal geode]

Truth

Mad Lucky is so fun to listen to

[hazy sand]

I’ve never witness mad lucky

[native stream]

When you start going on your rants you slip into the accent it's awesome actually

[outer gate]

[native stream]

I've seen mad Lucky and it's usually because of Everdark Libra or such

[teal geode]

Lucky when they die to the warlord after making one mistake

[outer gate]

For Honor does horrible things to my mind and body

[teal geode]

[hazy sand]

It’s like an indirect buff of speaking French Tbf

[arctic frost]

England likely has the lowest lows though, there are some i can barely discern 😂

[hazy sand]

Like there’s a reason it’s called a romantic language

[coarse blaze]

fromslop moment, nr works perfectly but er breaks after 5 seconds

[native stream]

Speak French to the girl who had such an obsession with Paris that she learned the language herself

[hazy sand]

It’s made up for by the glory that is northern accents, don’t understand shi but it sounds nice

[coarse blaze]

I'm so hungry

[junior sand]

Huh

Greetings

[coarse blaze]

hello

[junior sand]

Eat

[native stream]

I'm already like something of a chick-magnet but I think my girlfriend would've been easy either way given that information

[coarse blaze]

yes food is in oven

[hazy sand]

Speaking French like a spell

Je suis baguette

[native stream]

"I am stick" says Kiki

[outer gate]

i'm a metal magnet all the nuts and bolts soar to me when I enter the hardware store

[native stream]

I find it funny because people forget that in French a baguette is not inherently a baguette like the bread

[junior sand]

Yo man calm down my nuts and bolts are on this app

[meager forum]

ur pfp is so cute btw

[raven fern]

Thank you

[outer gate]

I'm the one who told her to get a Leda pfp so I take all the credit

[native stream]

You'd actually say "un baguette du pain" which means a stick of bread

[hazy sand]

“Speak to me like you failed French”

[native stream]

It's Leda, my lovely lady

[meager forum]

is it from a game i’m assuming

[outer gate]

I put robyn to work in making me a fish pond

[junior sand]

Je suis plus froid que la nuit.

[teal geode]

Robot alert

[native stream]

She's in the game this server is based around yes

[outer gate]

Kier how many fish do I need in the fish pond for them to multiply

[junior sand]

Je ne me demande rien

Im using tanslayer

[meager forum]

niceee

[native stream]

"I am colder than the night" edgy ass

[outer gate]

@hazy sand with haste

[junior sand]

Yes. I was using a phrase i saw randomly

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-gif-7502401630012083645

[native stream]

"Je suis 18 ans" is one such example

[coarse blaze]

just a look into how dark and cold my soul is... heh you normies would never understand..

[outer gate]

WHERE is my minion

[junior sand]

Kekekek

[junior sand]

Sleeping

[hazy sand]

2?

[native stream]

You will put that into a translator and likely find no issues but in French, and most romance languages, you say you HAVE x many years you've been alive, not you ARE this many years old

[outer gate]

UUUGHHHHHHH

[meager forum]

😭😭

[native stream]

Yes milord

[hazy sand]

Google exists idk

[outer gate]

I only have one blobfish

[outer gate]

[hazy sand]

I’m pretty sure it’s 2

That’s how breeding works usually

[outer gate]

Google how many fish I need for my fishpond

[native stream]

What game

[outer gate]

stardew

[teal geode]

Why u using fishponds

[junior sand]

23

[celest remnant]

Google how many fish can I get from @outer gate s fishpond

[raven fern]

67

[outer gate]

because I can get fish eggs and age them

[junior sand]

Booo

[outer gate]

big money making

[teal geode]

Me and Dova were in year three without a single damn sprinkler

[raven fern]

It was bound to happen

[outer gate]

I have 2 lava eels and 2 sturgeons

[raven fern]

Don’t shoot the messenger

[hazy sand]

How, why

[meager forum]

why is where winds meet kinda fun

[junior sand]

👎

[teal geode]

Who need em

[hazy sand]

Why would you torture yourselves like this

[outer gate]

I had 14 quality sprinklers in august 1

[coarse blaze]

@still wren

[teal geode]

I made wine instead

[hazy sand]

That’s so much time wasted!

[junior sand]

What

You made wineM

[hazy sand]

I aim to have an automated farm by autumn usually

[outer gate]

I have cows too

[junior sand]

?

[coarse blaze]

wine like the compatibility layer for linux gaming omg

[teal geode]

In Stardew yes

[outer gate]

Galumpsh, Gurt, Gregory and the 4th one

I can never remember the 4th one's name

[junior sand]

Oh, fk , I was like , you pu.ling out wine irl

[outer gate]

wait gregory is a goat

[native stream]

According to stardew wiki just one

[outer gate]

Holy moly

[soft skiff]

Chudder

[teal geode]

Nooo my grandpa does that I wouldn’t trust myself w that

[outer gate]

I can make a blobfish pond

[meager forum]

😭😭

[hazy sand]

I used to know how I say it legit but I low-key purged all of my French lessons from my mind

[junior sand]

Yep, you'll likely die of alcohol poisoning if even ine step went wtong

[teal geode]

Do u have cows

And goats

And chickens

[junior sand]

I keep, pigs

[outer gate]

My friend has all the chickens

[hazy sand]

It’s also been 4 years since I last did French

[outer gate]

the mayo business is lucrative

[native stream]

You would say "J'ai" instead of "Je suis", "I have" instead of "I am"

[hazy sand]

Speaking of French last week there was this hot French guy at the bakery

[junior sand]

TheMostMayo

[coarse blaze]

how do you say I am become death in french

[outer gate]

Ou la la

[hazy sand]

His voice was so 🤤

Too bad he was like 10 years older then me or smth 😭

[native stream]

This sounds like a video game you're living in right now
Oh where did you find the french guy? The bakery? Of course you did.

[outer gate]

I saw a pretty gothic lady in Lidl the other day

[coarse blaze]

I got ignored im leaving the server

[hazy sand]

To be fair it was just him buying not serving

[dawn sable]

I might have to spare Lidl after all

[outer gate]

was he serving 💅

[hazy sand]

I wish

[coarse blaze]

I'm lying but yall will never understand my pain😔

[native stream]

Equally stereotypically French of him to do

[coarse blaze]

missclicked the emoji im cooked

[outer gate]

[hazy sand]

Not that I’m complaining

[dawn sable]

Wow you guys should totally consider getting Fantasy Life i haha

[hazy sand]

I will proceeed to never see this mysterious man again

[native stream]

I'm gonna purse the French stereotype now and have a coffee and a cigarette for breakfast

[coarse blaze]

acrid

[junior sand]

I saw someone in the Lolita fashion, she was wearing dark blue and navy colour's dress for one sec I thought she walked out of late 1800 France

[dawn sable]

Lucky may I ask what emotion is that reaction attempting to convey to know whether I should cry, feel offended or happy

[junior sand]

I was entranced for a sec

[outer gate]

Jacob 2

[dawn sable]

What emotion does Jacob stand for

[junior sand]

Goofy

[hazy sand]

It is it’s own emotion

[outer gate]

Positive

[native stream]

Lucky am I strange for simply not caring much about Norio in Ghost

[dawn sable]

I see

[native stream]

Also also I have noticed a pattern between Playstation exclusives lately

[outer gate]

He was alright, kinda came in a bit late

[narrow orbit]

Jacob is his own emotion

[native stream]

What do Spider-Man 2, God of War, and Ghost of Tsushima all have in common

[native stream]

Gameplay wise

[outer gate]

Open world

[native stream]

Not what I'm looking for but not wrong

[narrow orbit]

Third person sony story driven action game?

[hazy sand]

Pizza

[narrow orbit]

I'd say over the shoulder specifically but that's not what spiderman

[native stream]

They all have an identical, 1:1 parry system

[outer gate]

i'm having a pizza tomorrow....ouygghhhhgggg

[hazy sand]

I was close enough

[narrow orbit]

Because they're all Sony, story driven action games on third person!!!

[hazy sand]

Lucky lucky

[outer gate]

I love food so much

[hazy sand]

I’m having whatever shi cooking I’m given

[outer gate]

Yes yes

[hazy sand]

I can’t wait to live on my own and make my own food holy

[harsh elbow]

Does killing mohg early(only beat godrick and radahn) lock me out of any quest aside from the three invaders and varre?

[narrow orbit]

Nope

[native stream]

In which:

• All basic attacks can be parried
• Attacks that flash blue cannot be parried and only dodged
• Attacks that flash yellow / yellow into red can only be parried

[outer gate]

I always just look after my own dinners

being an adult is fun

[hazy sand]

I’d do that but I’m lazy

[narrow orbit]

Lucky check boba

[hazy sand]

Also my dad and I have opposite tastes

[outer gate]

the only time I ever reall eat what the family is eating is if we order takeout or father makes BBQ

[native stream]

Additionally, every single one makes the blue no-parry window exceptionally tight and fast for no real reason

[harsh elbow]

Ah

Also is lvl 60 ish too underleveled for mohg(I'm rushing for dlc because i want milady)

[dawn sable]

I love how everything looks so nice and then the artist just gave up with Miquella's hands

[native stream]

So I think there is just one Sony exec in particular that either really likes this system or REALLY hates me in particular

[outer gate]

completely reasonable place to give up

[dawn sable]

I really hate Sony for that

[narrow orbit]

The only game of this archetype I could stomach is god of war tbh

[native stream]

I also think this system being in all 3 games tied to the same button is a little lazy but that's another rant for another time

[dawn sable]

I totally didn't hate Sony before finding out about that information

[outer gate]

it's actually a miracle i'm still almost the same weight I was a couple months ago because i've been eating snacks like crazy

[dawn sable]

Lucky you

[unreal eagle]

Hi

[pearl bloom]

Ngl, just pick the prisoner class, remove the helmet, choose body type B and then switch to body type A, and you have P from Lies of P

[outer gate]

The crohn's probably made it harder for me to gain weight

that would make sense

[native stream]

I like all of them to be honest but GoW does the best job at actually making their game hard so I naturally enjoy that one more

[dawn sable]

Oh

If u want a hard game try killing Espinas and Namielle in the MHS3 demo

[hazy sand]

I have mastered the art of overeating one month followed by undereating the next so it evens out

[dawn sable]

That's

That's not really how it works

[arctic frost]

You... what?

[hazy sand]

Don’t worry about it

I don’t know at this point if I over or undereat

[harsh elbow]

GoWR isn't hard though
2018 on the other hand is pretty decent, would still rather the old GoW gameplay though

[pearl bloom]

Why do I get madness and sleep buildup when switching onto the rift shields

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-queen-gif-21256148

[stark grove]

How do I make friends

[hazy sand]

On one hand I eat a lot of snacks, on the other hand I skip meals

[native stream]

I did Ghost of Tsushima on Hard difficulty first playthrough and only Ryosuke gave me any trouble (first real boss)

I did Spider-Man 2 on spectacular difficulty first playthrougg and had basically no real issues

I tried God of War on "Give me God of War" and spent an hour and a half on one portion of the tutorial section. Now THATS difficulty

[arctic frost]

Maybe is just eat

[dawn sable]

Those shields prolly up your sleep/madness resistances

[outer gate]

apparently the inflammation can cause nutrient malabsorption and higher metabolic needs so it was probably that

I also kinda overexaggerate how much I eat, sometimes my appetite is just low or my stomach hurts so I avoid eating

[teal geode]

My body better prepare for the 1500 calories at 9 pm or absolutely nothing for the next 12 hours

[dawn sable]

Are you okay

[celest remnant]

Do both:Bulking pancakes at 9pm

[native stream]

At its base it isn't, but I like to play games on their hardest difficulties on my first playthrough. GoW2018 was the only one on that list that actually gave me trouble

[hazy sand]

When I’m stressed I eat a lot however sometimes we just have no money or little food so I skip meals

[teal geode]

Never been better

[outer gate]

I haven't done much research considering I was only diagnosed like 2 or 3 weeks ago

[teal geode]

I just forget my calories

[hazy sand]

Which makes today horrible cause I’m stressed as hell but got no food

[dawn sable]

It's the absolutely nothing part what concerns me

[outer gate]

Guy goes all day without eating and then gets a big swirly bun

[arctic frost]

They increase the resistance stat, it's a weird way to show the bar will take longer to fill after

[teal geode]

The big swirly bun was goated though

[outer gate]

madness and sleep is Focus

[teal geode]

Chocolate and strawberry cinnamon roll

[hazy sand]

I haven’t had anything proper to eat since 1pm really…. It’s now 2am…

[harsh elbow]

GoWR on GMGOW is the exact same as base, just extremely beefy enemies, and alot simpler than gow2018
They should have made gow2018 no2 instead of gowr if I'm being honest, they just dumbed down everything

[dry cove]

if the nightreign dlc doesn't drop today i'm gonna lose it, kadokawa literally said before end of march and the fiscal year ends today lmao. fromsoft better not be out here making us wait til april

[raven fern]

Slurp juice chug jug

[dawn sable]

Please consume some actual nutrients 🌻

[outer gate]

the nightreign dlc came out months ago

[raven fern]

hey man…

[coarse blaze]

you're like 4 months late shlawg

[teal geode]

I do

[arctic frost]

Sigrun on GMGOW is certainly no joke

[teal geode]

It was workout day today

I deserve some carbs

[narrow orbit]

So jealous of that btw
If I come to poland you gotta buy me that

[outer gate]

You always deserve carbs your brain runs on glucose

[teal geode]

I will

[native stream]

Just extremely beefy enemies that two shot you, surely this could never pose any problems for a person who had never played a god of war game before

[dawn sable]

Nightreign DLC, pretty much like the toothfairy, are actually your parents... sorry

[teal geode]

Come to Poland and I’m taking you all out for dinner

[hazy sand]

F this food talk is making me realise how hungry I am

[meager forum]

how do u say darkness in french

[narrow orbit]

:) yayy

[outer gate]

My mom is Greg Lord...

[dawn sable]

Good, just making sure 🌻

[native stream]

Is your dad balancers

[hazy sand]

Please I need food

[coarse blaze]

wi wi idk

[outer gate]

I'm so excited to eat tomorrow you have no idea

[dawn sable]

Careful or I might steal her 👀

[arctic frost]

It dropped back in December bro

[whole walrus]

hivemind dad

[hazy sand]

Eden I gave you an arm before can I collect payment

[teal geode]

I have so many good food places marked down in my city

[haughty barn]

i remember fighting Eir with no iounn apples and bloodmead horns and thinking valkyries were gonna be so hard 😭😭

[uneven hedge]

Unpopular opinion:
Debbie genuinely ruined Omnimans career
He could've been conquering other planets like a proper viltrumite
Instead he became a compassionchud who keeps empathymaxxing on inferior species like a kindslop 😭

[haughty barn]

her attacks 1 tapped me

[dawn sable]

Can we get enhanced Greglord plz...

[outer gate]

Thank you Top Gear

[native stream]

Uhhh no sorry I ate it
The arm and the pavement

[outer gate]

she's a lovely lady

[raven fern]

Sigma omniman

[outer gate]

my father is the devil you can have him

[hazy sand]

Can you find me an arm

[native stream]

The pavement?

Why did I say the pavement

[dawn sable]

No sorry I only want the Greglord

[hazy sand]

I’m not even questioning the pavement lmao

[native stream]

Jesus christ I really should sleep

[outer gate]

The pavement

[exotic belfry]

Does anyone have the like golden estoc you get from farming the mummy guys with the fancy hats in limgrave

[hazy sand]

We should both sleep atp

Lucky also

[dawn sable]

Eating the pavement sounds suboptimal

[exotic belfry]

Idk about that

[outer gate]

#how-to-access-trade-channels people in the trading channels might

[dawn sable]

Are you an expert

[exotic belfry]

K thanks dude

[exotic belfry]

Maybe

[dawn sable]

Um, no you're not

[exotic belfry]

How do you know that

[outer gate]

when my meds kick in

[dawn sable]

Cuz u don't got the Expert role, duh

[haughty barn]

does expert role apply to eating pavement

[outer gate]

Imbibing my nectar (20mg Astilin) to be lulled into a peaceful slumber

[wooden bough]

guys i got to divine dancing beast and i killed the golden hippopotamus my friend is saying that i should take my time with the dlc

[outer gate]

Yeah that's how I got mine

[hazy sand]

Lucky was an expert in pavement eating before beinf a mod

[dawn sable]

Idk I asked if he was an expert and he said maybe

[haughty barn]

delightful

[outer gate]

Best saw me going to town on a freshly paved ment and gave me the role immediately

fell to his knees at the frog shop in awe

[haughty barn]

so you weren’t referring to being an expert in eating pavement

[exotic belfry]

Oh. I can’t link my Xbox account to this discord💔

[dawn sable]

I wish Elden Ring had a weapon as goated as Farroth's Greatsword

[outer gate]

Unfortunate !

[dawn sable]

Nope

[whole walrus]

i am

[native stream]

Can I get some

[haughty barn]

lucky is too

[dawn sable]

Wow thank you for your contribution

[hazy sand]

Expert hivemind

[gusty vigil]

whats the best mage seal?

[outer gate]

i'm on my last week I need to get my next month supply

[dawn sable]

Elden Ring 1: ashes of ariandel

[whole walrus]

yeah expert chat is just one guy thats insane

[narrow orbit]

You mean a staff? Well that depends on your intelligence

[native stream]

Okay seriously bed now bye bye

[hazy sand]

Illustration of a tarnished meeting with Trina colourised

[dawn sable]

Goodnight Eden

[outer gate]

Byebye

✨

[hazy sand]

Goodnight

[gusty vigil]

no like a example is dragoin communion seal

[whole walrus]

mmmm govto sleeeppp

[narrow orbit]

What does carousel react mean

[dawn sable]

Ask @gentle acorn

[whole walrus]

what do you mean by the mage part of ur message, just being a caster?

[gusty vigil]

yes

[hazy sand]

One must simply learn what it means

[narrow orbit]

Well...that still depends on your stats

[whole walrus]

depends on ur fth

[hazy sand]

We do not explain, we simply 🎠

However another explanation is 🕊️

[dawn sable]

Your message, although it was (most likely) not backhanded, it sounded a bit funny to me

[haughty barn]

ty for this

[outer gate]

No prob

[haughty barn]

i’m using malikeths black blade and needed a seal for black blade

[hazy sand]

I also think everyone who uses dove and carousel have a different understanding on what it is lol

[outer gate]

[narrow orbit]

You mistake me with the man with too many r's in his name
I almost never make backhanded questions!!

[narrow orbit]

This might vary if they're split as well

[dawn sable]

Ummm he actually had only one r in his name

[whole walrus]

pshhhh whatttt

[celest remnant]

I vary if I'm split

[narrow orbit]

Was it y's?

[dawn sable]

Yah lol

[limber lagoon]

divine beast dancing lion...

[outer gate]

Do I really need a third quadruple chocolate chip cookie at 2am

[celest remnant]

each time you split me, you get two distinctly different logics, ass, and bigger ass, both gripey

[cunning tangle]

O shid waddup guys

[outer gate]

the first two were so good

[haughty barn]

yes definitely

[dawn sable]

Why y'all treating him like if he was Voldemort 😭 😭

[hazy sand]

No, but I do

[haughty barn]

third time the charm they say

[whole walrus]

jerggy or jeryyyy decisions decisions

[outer gate]

I simply must indulge

third time IS the charm as they say

[dawn sable]

Who's jerggy bro

[narrow orbit]

I mean he kind of was the voldermort of genchat
Also I don'

[limber lagoon]

guys im scared of Divine beast dancing lion

[nova matrix]

Moana is pissing me off

[whole walrus]

where has jerggy been anyways

[hazy sand]

Another expert

[narrow orbit]

god damnit
I don't want to be rude

[celest remnant]

yoooooooooo we picking shot 36 times or drink sewage got you

[outer gate]

I haven't seen jerggy in ages actually

[whole walrus]

on a mission

[dawn sable]

Yeah we should unban him haha

[whole walrus]

does he even wanna come back

[dawn sable]

I don't think so lol

[hazy sand]

Don’t think so

We ragebaited him too hard in poopyland

[hazy sand]

By we I mean the 14 year olds

[idle marsh]

Idk who the hell that is but sure

[dawn sable]

Hey it's me poopster69

[limber lagoon]

tips for divine beast?

[dawn sable]

I voted yes first

[nova matrix]

Getting ragebaited by 14 year olds is a test of ones character

[idle marsh]

Win

[outer gate]

don't lock on

genuinely

[haughty barn]

🥶

[dawn sable]

He also stopped talking to me after I refused to give him mod

[narrow orbit]

An expert who hangs around com help a lot or used to
Bit similar to jerryyyy but also less uhhh abraisive?

[idle marsh]

Rate the profile y'all

[outer gate]

the fight is a lot easier if you don't lock on, the camera work and positioning is atrocious

[jovial niche]

is poopster sixtynine funny or no?

[outer gate]

also generally learning how to fight unlocked is a valuable skill

[dawn sable]

No

[jovial niche]

I gotta know befor I vote

[outer gate]

Yes poopster is awesome

big fan

[dawn sable]

Ban poopster69

[haughty barn]

I hate you fire giant

[jovial niche]

[celest remnant]

I side with Lord Ganesha and welcome our new bot overlords

[hazy sand]

We love poopster but I love blood more so execute her

[dawn sable]

Who's Lord Ganesha

[limber lagoon]

oh em gee i cant use bloodflame blade anymore!

[outer gate]

Poopster drew me an image

oh em gee !!!

[dawn sable]

There's no blood within my body

[jovial niche]

was it funny or no

[hazy sand]

Actually good point don’t execute her yet I need her to finish my drawinf

[outer gate]

Yes

[jovial niche]

OK, I won't vote to ban his azz then

[dawn sable]

Wow we should totally ask her to finish that certain Revenant image and add it as an emoji for the ELDEN RING official server

[celest remnant]

What are YOU gonna have drawn, TEA?

[narrow orbit]

You I remember from TES discord so long ago

[celest remnant]

👉

[outer gate]

I'd make it an emoji in Lucky Nation that's for sure

[hazy sand]

I have drawn shapes that aren’t symmetrical in length

[dawn sable]

That's good enough for me

[jovial niche]

wutz up sheo

[celest remnant]

That's based I like some abstract art

[outer gate]

Lucky Nation full of quality emojis such as Jacob, Grumpy Sack and Jacob 2

[nova matrix]

Feel the rhythm and the groove. Dance my child, dance

Arise dancers of tarnished. Dance now, dance now! Dance to the divine gate! Dance for ruin and the worlds ending!

[dawn sable]

Chud robot goblin son

[hazy sand]

When are we invited to lucky nation

[narrow orbit]

pretty good, you?

[dawn sable]

YES!!

[nova matrix]

Is that a digimon

[outer gate]

I always thought you were in it

[celest remnant]

God I need to play 2 that is hilarious that that's a thing

[dawn sable]

Chudbot 9000 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[jovial niche]

good as usual, just smokin big blunts and all that shiet bro

hbu

[hazy sand]

No, I didn’t know you actually invited people 😭

[outer gate]

unfortunately he has a sword and not a lollipop...but the sword opens up to reveal a flamethrower which is equally as funny

[dawn sable]

:sob!

[hazy sand]

I thought it was just personal for emojis and that

[outer gate]

it has no text channels, it's purely an emoji server

[hazy sand]

Ah that makes sense

[outer gate]

you can't use emojis here so I just never thought of it

[hazy sand]

I don’t have nitro anyway so it’s pointless for me lol

[nova matrix]

Fallout shishkebab but professionally made

[dawn sable]

I should kick everyone from poopyland and turn it into an emoji server

[outer gate]

😭

[outer gate]

good idea

[nova matrix]

Correct

[manic ice]

[dawn sable]

Oh wow hello Wagyu

[outer gate]

rare wagu

[nova matrix]

The amount of drama that spills over is not small

[whole walrus]

you didnt already?

[hazy sand]

We only need tealand and the 10 cat emojis that come with it

[limber lagoon]

W comms, he was NO match for me

[manic ice]

HHI hhEllo

[limber lagoon]

(and my mimic tear)

[whole walrus]

ewgf is good enough for me

[outer gate]

[dawn sable]

No the server somehow got better when you left for attention

[nova matrix]

You need to find an underused channel in the server and dominate it so hard the mods quarantine you as your own mini server

[dawn sable]

I hope Bob leaves for attention too

[manic ice]

oh mmy

[whole walrus]

just a glimpse into my dark side

[dawn sable]

🐺

[hazy sand]

I should leave for attention, wait a minute

[dawn sable]

noni I think you're funny sometimes

Don't spontaneously combust

[limber lagoon]

am i considered a server member yet?

[raven fern]

I had an ex who’d leave everything for attention, fun times

[outer gate]

why did you join the server on march 27th

what happened on march 26th

[dawn sable]

No

[dawn sable]

Me 🐺

[hazy sand]

I was emotionally unstable and left for a moment

[haughty barn]

brutal

[outer gate]

reasonable

[hazy sand]

I am still emotionally unstable Lols

[dawn sable]

Is your ex @hard rapids

[hazy sand]

I just alternated servers

[raven fern]

maybe would’ve been better that way

[dawn sable]

@severe pike say hi

[limber lagoon]

waves of gold

[raven fern]

what a coincidence we have here

[dawn sable]

No I really don't think so

[hazy sand]

Anyway I need hella sleep now

So goodnight lovely people. <3

[manic ice]

💤 💤

[outer gate]

Sweet dreams my minion

[dawn sable]

Fred a grown ass man who left like 5 times cuz triple G refused to gameshare him DMC

[raven fern]

Get a job maybe

[dawn sable]

Wow. Gn even if you purposedly excluded me

[limber lagoon]

what does endure do

[haughty barn]

it makes you

[dawn sable]

It does

[haughty barn]

endure the next attack

[raven fern]

it creates you

[outer gate]

super-armour and increased negations for 3 seconds

[nova matrix]

Lets you bonk without getting knocked out of animation for a moment

[dawn sable]

No it does not do that you stupid dumb idiot

[haughty barn]

is super armor different from hyperarmor

[nova matrix]

You combo it with charged attacks for big bonks

[raven fern]

hehe 😊

[outer gate]

hyper armour is an increase of effective poise, super-armour is complete immunity to hitstun

[dawn sable]

Don't hehe 😊 me, boi. I'll kill u.

[manic ice]

[outer gate]

[raven fern]

That’s okay!!! Hehe. 😊

[dawn sable]

Stolen from poopyland

[haughty barn]

and how does poise work when it comes to the player?

[nova matrix]

So the play is endure gargoyle twinblade with bleed or frost, then L2 into R2 for free duel wins

[dawn sable]

New Zealand will feel it

[raven fern]

No please don’t

[teal geode]

@outer gate go to bed

What are you doing

[manic ice]

Uhhha something something smithscript daggers

[raven fern]

think about the kiwis

[celest remnant]

Number go higher? Rock stun less

[dawn sable]

They can stay

[raven fern]

Okay thank you

[celest remnant]

Higher number but up against big rock? Rock stun immediately anyways

[dawn sable]

You cannot, though

[raven fern]

Aw phooey

[haughty barn]

I might finally stop focusing on drip

[dawn sable]

Wow I wish someone would employ me

[manic ice]

[raven fern]

im a manager

[celest remnant]

nah, drip is fine you can even achieve the ideal poise WHILE doing drip often

[dawn sable]

Can you employ a Spanish lady

[outer gate]

Enemies do a set amount of poise damage with their attacks. If it goes above your current poise, you get stunned to a degree that is in line with the damagelevel of their attack (damagelevel is basically the INTENSITY of the hitstun, so a very large axe swing would stun longer than a dagger)

the highest frequency of enemy attacks do like 50, so that's why 51 poise is reccomended. You can essentially not get staggered by one hit more often passively

[haughty barn]

ideal poise is usually what?

[dawn sable]

12 or more

[raven fern]

are you a Spaniard fr

[manic ice]

blegGghh

[dawn sable]

I am quite literally Spanish

[haughty barn]

thank you

[dawn sable]

From Spain

[raven fern]

blocked reported and blocked

[celest remnant]

51 is good for tanking light hits

[outer gate]

after 50 there isn't really any attacks that do more than that until 100, so the next breakpoint would be 101 (but this isn't worth achieving in PVE)

[dawn sable]

The kiwis will feel it

[raven fern]

NO

you’re going too far now pal

[dawn sable]

Your fault

[outer gate]

so effectively, any poise above 51 that isn't 101 is useless, and any poise below 50 is also mostly useless

[haughty barn]

yo WHAT could possibly be doing more than 100 poise in pvp

[raven fern]

Okay I can hire a Spanish lady

[limber lagoon]

dang the divine beast head so darn big

[outer gate]

Hyper-armour gives you temporary effective poise, so you can armour through some attacks

[haughty barn]

okok thanks

[dawn sable]

Thank you.

[outer gate]

uhh in PVP i'm not too sure

[flint halo]

Like from zelda

[raven fern]

you can clean the bathrooms and such

[haughty barn]

I see

[atomic tapir]

I am hyper armour

[limber lagoon]

is watchful spirit good?

[dawn sable]

I disagree

[haughty barn]

I thought hyper armour just lets you finish your attack without being able to be stunned at all

[exotic belfry]

Why did miasaki have to make the royal estoc drop rate literally 0.5 holy this is straight ragebait

[atomic tapir]

Yeah? Well guess what poopster

No u

[dawn sable]

?

[outer gate]

it's a bit complicated finding out exactly how much effective poise something gives you, you can read up on a lot of stuff on nyasu frame data but even I struggle to interpret some of the values in there lol

[atomic tapir]

Ggs

[outer gate]

you don't really need to know any of that for playing casually anyways

[dawn sable]

Help why is this red/hair interacting with me

[haughty barn]

I’ll probably stick with the numbers i’m seeing next to the armour 😭😭 I don’t struggle much with PVE anyways

[dawn sable]

Are you trying to steal my soul

My Dark Soul

[atomic tapir]

Why is this poopy smelly poop person even here again

[outer gate]

The general gist is that having 51 with your armour will get you stunned a bit less frequently, and some attacks/ashes add even more, that's all you really gotta know

[atomic tapir]

Your heavy dirty soul?

[dawn sable]

I made the server

[raven fern]

my beard just exploded into flames

[atomic tapir]

I made discord

[dawn sable]

Wow your app sucks

[celest remnant]

I'm logic, automatic win

[atomic tapir]

U right

[raven fern]

I’m new here

[dawn sable]

Automatic loss

[atomic tapir]

I’m trynna fix it tho just Gimmi more time

[severe pike]

i was like ughh why are you @ing me here but then i saw wagyu and i was like oh my god its wagyu

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/baldi-vs-walter-get-out-while-you-still-can-breaking-bad-explosion-gus-gif-3169618856880845520

[narrow orbit]

Darkwraiths steal humanity
Darkwraiths have a red outline when invading. red=Red
Conclusion: he is trying to steal your dark soul

[atomic tapir]

U stink

[severe pike]

Hiya sploink wagyu

[atomic tapir]

Doo doo face stinky

[dawn sable]

Wait why are you so right...

[celest remnant]

This, from a Ranga

[atomic tapir]

True

As you were

[outer gate]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[raven fern]

Thank you, I will now leave the server

[manic ice]

WhaDdup yo hie hello 😼 😼 🎉

[outer gate]

you're awake too

[atomic tapir]

Bye now

Same time tomorrow I assume

[dawn sable]

U both should play Nr with me instead of going to sleep

Noelle can u sell ur PS5 and buy a PC to play Nr with me

Noelle: oh ok, sure thing

Wow thank you a lot Noelle

[manic ice]

❤️‍🩹

[dawn sable]

Who's that

[severe pike]

Heyaa whatup howsitgoinggg

[still wren]

is yanderedev still developing the game anyway

[celest remnant]

I too someday hope to immediately spawn multiple people typing with a single comment

[dawn sable]

What game

[celest remnant]

no clue but it came up in a social media feed and I had a chuckle lol

[still wren]

bloodborne 2

[dawn sable]

I hope not

[celest remnant]

He wishes

[manic ice]

Ohh y'know, chillin like a villain or something swag sauce 😼 ✅✅

[dawn sable]

It was a genuine question though

[haughty barn]

i’ll be there 🫡

[severe pike]

as always man as freakingalways✅✅

[dawn sable]

Ummm... villains are not "chill"...

[outer gate]

So swagalicious

[manic ice]

🙀 🙀

[raven fern]

Yandere simulator

[manic ice]

Uh oh..

[dawn sable]

They like... evil or sum..

I-

[haughty barn]

villainous or sum

[raven fern]

Girl bye-

[dawn sable]

Who r u

[haughty barn]

my fault

[manic ice]

Let's just say you don't wanna see me angry.. heh.. 😼

[severe pike]

Thats vish poopster

[dawn sable]

Who dat

[severe pike]

can you read..

[trim juniper]

No

[dawn sable]

No

[severe pike]

Gulp..

[raven fern]

I gave up reading in 2003

[lime gust]

azur a bum im smarter than his dumbahh 🤣

[dawn sable]

Amatsu a bum bro most overrated serpent ever

[severe pike]

oh rigjt

[manic ice]

[dawn sable]

Base Narwa victim btw

[trim juniper]

Glup

[lime gust]

i literally just predicted ur message thats how smart i am

[dawn sable]

Who r u

[manic ice]

I am yu

[severe pike]

thats Anachiro poopster

[dawn sable]

Help

[lime gust]

heh. wouldnt you like to know.

[dawn sable]

No I really wouldn't

[trim juniper]

Time to find silverlos gif

[raven fern]

I would like to know!!!!

[severe pike]

Thats anachiro megidola

[raven fern]

thank you!!

[severe pike]

no problemo

[dawn sable]

Silver Rathalos why are you such a bum without any relevant feats
Silverlos: I don't know

[lime gust]

yeha because if u did ur skull would turn into glintstone because the mere knowledge of my existence confirmed cant be comprehended by the typical human

😪

[dawn sable]

Help why is this lunatic talking about skulls turning into glinstones

[trim juniper]

He has feet though

[lime gust]

glass slippers full contact

[dawn sable]

Can I get a restraining order

[raven fern]

50 insight from my skull btw

[lime gust]

heh domain expansion

[raven fern]

omg…

[dawn sable]

Bulldrome: has 4 feet
Silverlos: has 2 feet

[lime gust]

infinite void

[dawn sable]

Conclusion: Bulldrome > Silverlos

[raven fern]

Oh my god it’s Gojo

[trim juniper]

Plesioth hip check that bum

[harsh elbow]

How underleveled am i if I'm fighting mohg at around level 60

[lime gust]

yo rich tenki

[dawn sable]

Plesioth can hip check me any day

[raven fern]

Never underleveled for mohg

[harsh elbow]

I'm getting 2 shotted while having around 28 or 30 vigor

[exotic belfry]

If you have a good enough build your chilling he’s really not that hard

[raven fern]

Thanks for telling me that

[lime gust]

heh i can kill mohg just by using 1 swift glintstone shard because im smarter than azurs bum ahh

[dawn sable]

I did not intent this message to come off as it did. My most honest apologies

[outer gate]

You'd ideally want to be fighting him with 60 vigor and a max level weapon

[desert robin]

Youre going to have a terrible time if you dont have 60 vigor and a max level weapon. He's an endgame boss

[lime gust]

hello hello juliet

[exotic belfry]

No but like I had a really bad time my first time but you just need mohg’s shackle

[harsh elbow]

I want to get to dlc asap for milady

Already beat radahn

[raven fern]

why are you telling me and not the guy who asked 😭

[trim juniper]

Rightt

[dawn sable]

Overrated

[lime gust]

I did not intent this message to come off as it did. My most honest apologies

[raven fern]

Thanks

[exotic belfry]

I thought you asked😭💔

[dawn sable]

Do u even know what a Plesioth is

[trim juniper]

Fish

[dawn sable]

Almost

[raven fern]

Nuh uh, mohg is easy asl

[trim juniper]

All I know is that it's a goofy fish that has a goofy hip check hitbox

[icy mica]

Need me a tall blonde like Marika

[raven fern]

ight bro

[trim juniper]

And a goofy running anim in mhs

[raven fern]

I had that pfp in middle school but it was the red version

[harsh elbow]

I'm using bloodhound fang +6(was using +2 before) and bloodflame blade
Am i going to have a very bad time? Even worse than getting 2 shotted while he wast still at 90% hp

[icy mica]

Should of kept it, goes so hard in the big 26

[dawn sable]

Umm it's a piscine wyvern

[lime gust]

lusat u bum!

[royal sun]

loser

[raven fern]

Hell nah 😭

[dawn sable]

U're right about the rest though

[raven fern]

Joe, are you serious right now?

[trim juniper]

Yay

[icy mica]

It’s a rage bait gold mine

[desert robin]

You're gonna have an ass time bro, but glhf

[raven fern]

Poopster, I have a request

[royal sun]

6 7

[dawn sable]

What's up hello

[raven fern]

can we blow up New Zealand

[limber lagoon]

oh man another carian knight!

[icy mica]

Agreed

[dawn sable]

Sure thing

[raven fern]

you’ll watch your Callum suffer

[royal sun]

NOOOO

[lime gust]

heh. baaaka

[gusty vigil]

can somebody tell me what the best mage armor is

[dawn sable]

@lime gust That link is not allowed.

Yes

[lime gust]

can somebody tell me what the best mage armor is

[raven fern]

Joe I miss what we had

[icy mica]

~~ New Zealand ~~ Israel 2

[lime gust]

can somebody tell me what the best mage armor is

[raven fern]

oh wow

[royal sun]

50 bucks and a lighter

[trim juniper]

Rakshasa

[raven fern]

a pickle lighter

[lime gust]

can somebody tell me what the best mage armor is

[trim juniper]

Rogier's for magic ashes of war

[raven fern]

it comes from the moonlord

[icy mica]

That’s what they called me back in the 9th grade

[gusty vigil]

so you answer his and ignore mine

[lime gust]

traanslation:

it comes from the smartest organic lifeform in history their name is Anachiro

[trim juniper]

I'm sorry pookie what was your question again

[outer gate]

literally anything

[raven fern]

Hard asl, they called me “Pendejo” (it means king of all in Spanish)

[gusty vigil]

whats the best mage armor

[outer gate]

[icy mica]

Back in the third grade I used to think that I was gay

[lime gust]

chiiiillll why u tryna get into my armor dats sus

[trim juniper]

Same answer

[raven fern]

when I was 13 I found my first love

[atomic tapir]

I’m stuck between 2 cars cause these twats decided to box me in

[royal sun]

you peaked in third grade?

[atomic tapir]

Time to perform a 1000 point turn

[royal sun]

sorry 😭

[gusty vigil]

the whole rakahan set?

[lime gust]

vosotros

[raven fern]

that’s cr

[icy mica]

When I was 9 my pet fish killed itself by jumping out of a hole on the top of his tank

[outer gate]

If you want stats, rennala's crown gives you an unconditional +3 int

if you want damage, Rakshasa set from the DLC

if you want base game damage but only for magical ashes of war, Rogier's spellblade set

otherwise, literally anything

[trim juniper]

Rakshasa yes

[raven fern]

What a fool 😭

[severe pike]

Its scott pilgrim

[icy mica]

My life ain’t peaked since they stopped making skylanders

[lime gust]

no its rannis clothes you find them in rennas rise

[outer gate]

me when i'm SMART

[severe pike]

genius

[outer gate]

My older brother got me a scott pilgrim weezer card from a convention

[raven fern]

when I was 2 i started learning how to turn footsteps into electricity 🇯🇵

[trim juniper]

She was 17

[outer gate]

has stephen, neil, kim and scott on the blue album it's peak

[severe pike]

So tuff

[royal sun]

eve pfp

[outer gate]

[royal sun]

elite ball knowledge

[trim juniper]

Yes

[lime gust]

i made the mistake of fighting a japanese person yesterday because i forgot they generate electricity with their footsteps so they ya

[icy mica]

When I was 1 I taught myself chess because chess translates to valuable avenues in life

[gusty vigil]

what even are magical ashes of war?

[narrow juniper]

we just shat on chile 4-1 and this is how u react

[outer gate]

any ash of war that deals magic damage

[gusty vigil]

ik but i have no idea of ashes of war work ngl

[raven fern]

an eye for an eye

[outer gate]

glintsone pebble, carian grandeur, moonlight greatsword, glintblade phalanx, etc

[narrow juniper]

😮‍💨

[raven fern]

When I was 21 I taught myself chess and lost every single game

[lime gust]

pssshhhh u might be smarter than rennalla

[outer gate]

Transient moonlight too

yada yada

[icy mica]

‘When I was 21’

[raven fern]

What about it

[royal sun]

when i was

[raven fern]

you got a problem? Dingus?

[chrome forge]

i like ur pfp

[royal sun]

a young boy!

[raven fern]

So what if im 55 years old and have two kids

[icy mica]

9+10 🅱️oi 😂🫱

[raven fern]

💯😂

[royal sun]

[raven fern]

I love Star fists mmm…