general-discussion

[steep moss]

“he’s just sleeping”

[dawn sable]

R

[nova matrix]

Literally yea lmao

[dawn sable]

Ragdoll like

Like the corpses in ARK

[steep moss]

more like R* amirite

[winged obsidian]

love how in gta 5 a slight breeze is enough to turn your character into puddy

[nova matrix]

I love it

[winged obsidian]

until they stop moving at which point they regain control of their muscles

[dawn sable]

Wow close enough it's more like the R in ARK

[still wren]

indeed

[nova matrix]

I gun my car down the street in wrong lane at 110 mph hoping I can catch someone head on so I can become a low atmosphere astronaut

[dawn sable]

Can you explain me what an onee san type is

[nova matrix]

Its the best part of gta

[winged obsidian]

gta 4 type beat

[steep moss]

took my buddy to get his first wyvern last month, i made him do the scorched earth methods before allowing him an easy crystal wyvern lmfao

[still wren]

big sister type

[steep moss]

it was great watching him try to maneuver the pt

[dawn sable]

Oh then no that was not an onee san type at all

[dawn sable]

He's ready for Aberration

[white wolf]

Does any know how to fix a flickering pc? Like it’s turning off and on

[dawn sable]

Get him to meet a Reaper Queen under 2k hp

[marsh cape]

might be a bad power supply

[autumn whale]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[steep moss]

he saw my managarmr and said next time we play that’s what he wants

[dawn sable]

Do not let him. Get him through Aberration before he gets to try Ext tames

He will use a Ravager to walk all over the green zone and HE WILL LIKE IT.

[steep moss]

me and my 100 pounds of parachutes lmfao

[white wolf]

Yes I have and took out the dp and plugged it in again. Plus I used my HDMI from me tv it’s still the same, when I press the window it doesn’t show up

[steep moss]

i traveled by chute only

[dawn sable]

Do not forget the grapplings

[steep moss]

you know, i didn’t learn about grappling while parachuting for a long time

i was just slow riding all the time lmfao

[brazen wyvern]

🥺

[wanton pulsar]

hi im new here

[dawn sable]

I unfortunately learned it a while ago just to realize it was not a good idea in Aberration (Ascended)

Have you seen any Yi-Ling in videos or something?

[steep moss]

nah i haven’t watched an ark video for years

[dawn sable]

Well they're an extremely annoying bird that glides after you while throwing you feathers

And it's extremely annoying because it flies as fast as your parachutes

[steep moss]

jesus not another bird lmfao

[brazen wyvern]

Hi

[dawn sable]

This one is Raptor sized though

[wanton pulsar]

what do i do after i kill godrick

[steep moss]

troodons and microraptors gave me ptsd

[dawn sable]

Thank you ARK community for fumbling the community vote for the best map

[brazen wyvern]

lucaria academy

[dawn sable]

Troodons and Microraptors gave us ALL PTSD

[steep moss]

once had a troodon keep me hostage for almost 4 hours til my chest piece finally broke

spinning in circles til i was just barely about to wake up and he’d bite me again

[dawn sable]

That happened to me but with an Eurypte-whatever in Genesis 2

The sea lobsters

[steep moss]

eurypterids

[dawn sable]

Yeah that horrid thing that crawled out of hell

[steep moss]

frick the ocean in general, the only ocean i like is on genesis 1 lmfao

[dawn sable]

Oh god they're in the surface of the Rockwell's Garden on Genesis 2

Dunno if you saw but Genesis 1's Ocean is getting expanded on ASA btw

They're adding pirate stuff or something

[steep moss]

i barely keep up with any of that, i just play casually for fun cuz my homies are straight bobs without me lmfao

i retired my ark job years ago

[candid cove]

To parry or to not parry?

[steep moss]

yes (guard counter)

[white wolf]

Brand new got last week same with the pc

[steep moss]

brand new doesnt necessarily mean it can’t be faulty

worth checking all bases

[white wolf]

Yes, plus I unplugged the dp and used the hdmi cord from the tv

[eager crater]

lowkey crying rn if anyone cares

i dropped a piece of chicken if anyone wants to know why

it looked yummy

[steep moss]

butter fingers

[wispy bison]

id still eat it

[white wolf]

What are the steps to figure it out?

[eager crater]

i hope u know this is probably mod abuse...

[wispy bison]

idk id eat it

[steep moss]

idk i play on xbox, i was just speaking generally

[white wolf]

This is the worst I was planning on play crimson desert f***

[hot dome]

reseat your cables

when you say its flickering is it just the monitor losing input or is the whole pc losing power

if the pc is losing power then i'd try reseating your cables to ensure a snug connection

[sharp wyvern]

H

[hot dome]

one thing to double check also is that your psu is fit for the parts you have installed, basically are your components too powerful for your psu to handle

[white wolf]

Monitor is fine, the menu work as before, if I disconnect for the pc it’s says no signal. So my problem is the pc.

[sharp wyvern]

Is there a page here or any way people share their ER/NR screen names?

[hot dome]

if youre looking for people to play with try #playstation-co-op #playstation-matchmaking

[sharp wyvern]

I was hoping for an alphabetical list so you could contact players

[wispy bison]

god damn my brother is such a bum

every time he takes a shower he leaves the floor full of puddles

put a damn towel on the ground jeez

no one else leaves the bathroom this messy

[turbid breach]

Bubble ground

[deep veldt]

afaik the caelid cliff bird is the best rune farm but my knowledge is dated a few years

also iirc its a bit less than 20k, around 11k

[wispy bison]

rune farming is for bums

[harsh mauve]

Hey gays

Guys**

[deep veldt]

ill say its valid if its someones first play through and theyre starting with a harder build like greatsword

[wispy bison]

no

[wispy bison]

hey gay

guy*

[naive cosmos]

are the ps servers down?

[harsh mauve]

Haha

[ivory heart]

wow guys i beat the first boss game actually is rlly easy lol

[wet kayak]

im a huge bum

[scarlet nebula]

Yo chat

Be 100% honest...

Arcane/straight build

Or Faith/Straight build?

[turbid breach]

Hell yeah

[turbid breach]

Faith but put all in strength

[harsh plank]

Should I beat radagon with an ice dagger

[atomic tapir]

Wi is

[turbid breach]

Have faith in ur muscles

[buoyant kettle]

i just bought this game yesterday its my 2nd game

[turbid breach]

What are u running?

[buoyant kettle]

samurai

[turbid breach]

What build?

[buoyant kettle]

my friend told me just go like lots of strength

[scarlet nebula]

Its because I'm getting tired of be so "powerful" I have like 50 faith

50 straight

60 vigor.

Heavy armor and massive shield and its like..

[buoyant kettle]

if thats my build idk

[turbid breach]

Get some in dex and arcane

[scarlet nebula]

My "build" its

Heavy samurai

[turbid breach]

Assuming you weild a katana

[scarlet nebula]

Big Katana,Massive shield,heavy armor

Big katana with ice and that's it

[buoyant kettle]

my friend said he hates fat rolling tho

[turbid breach]

Big sword no armor

[buoyant kettle]

sounds like a fat roller

[turbid breach]

Is the best

[scarlet nebula]

You can have mid rolling with heavy armor, Just need the right talismans

I use "heavy armor" its a fix between

Helmet of Horas
Black Cavalier
Solitude gloves and feet

Pum just like that almost 60 poise

[deep veldt]

I wouldnt recommend heavy builds to any new player

[scarlet nebula]

Why?

[turbid breach]

Let them become men

[deep veldt]

just a painful learning curve

[turbid breach]

Don't listen to him

Go heavy and suffer

You'll love the journey

[scarlet nebula]

No its like...dude.

Left the dude learn and play the game

[turbid breach]

He will learn for sure

[scarlet nebula]

Who are you electronic arts or ubisoft?

[scarlet nebula]

Yeah in my first play game I beat the game with the worse weapon for pve...

Vyke spear

[turbid breach]

Im dung

[turbid breach]

Peak

[whole walrus]

so both

[turbid breach]

There's no worse weapon in my opinion

U just have to get good

[whole walrus]

perfumers shield

[turbid breach]

Thou must get good

[whole walrus]

i already did

[turbid breach]

See

[scarlet nebula]

I was trying to roleplay as a "Earth-tree doom" fire build or something

[turbid breach]

No bad weapon

[whole walrus]

perfumers shield

[scarlet nebula]

I'm trying so bad to get that shield

[turbid breach]

I finished with bare hands so any other weapon is good

Fists of doom

[scarlet nebula]

In pvp I discovered its a bad one for some reasons.

Its short (its the most short great spear in the game)

The ash of war its kinda good for pvp (a Lil bit) for pve sucks

And the heavy attack doesn't have a penetration effect (like others spears) so I don't have the extra damage of counterattack

[wispy bison]

pvp sucks because people suck

[scarlet nebula]

That make me realized...Why bloodsouls gamers hate fun bro?

[robust hemlock]

I just took the Golden Halbred from the first tree sentinel and rolled with it. I've done everything in the game up to Leyndell with it so I'm probably sticking with it all the way. Is that bad?

[turbid breach]

Bro said pvp

[turbid breach]

U must suffer to have fun

Without suffering there's no fun

[scarlet nebula]

I hate pvp...with my entire souls for that reason I only play pvp only as a "Drip inspector"

[wispy bison]

your job must be boring as hell, the same 5 builds over and over

[scarlet nebula]

But something people its kinda rude so them attack the drip inspector and I have to defend my self

[scarlet nebula]

Sometimes I found cool fashions, but sometimes it's just...

Radath armor or getting ganked

And I discovered something cool, You guys remember this tear?

When you drink it make you blow up?

[wispy bison]

yeah the cracked tears

[scarlet nebula]

That thing make a lot of damage if you drink both, One time I kill two Kevin with that xd

They were literally halfway through their health bars, and I was unarmed—by the time I got there, they were already screwed.

They literally waited for me in an elevator. I lost my temper, snapped, and killed them.

And I farm aura because I survived

[wispy bison]

i just play offline ngl

[scarlet nebula]

Nah I like the interaction with people

[wispy bison]

i dont

[scarlet nebula]

I like when I walk for a dungeon or something I see that weird shadow on my side

And make me feel I'm not alone, Sometimes I like to pull up my "Farm bosses build" to help people

Milady bleeding,Talisman of milady,Bleeding Talisman and spam R1 and R2

[wispy bison]

i dont wanna co op with a loser whos doing jump attack spam with dual bleed peelers, nor do i wanna fight him

best to simply turn to offline mode

[scarlet nebula]

But anyways I want change my build im tired of faith/strength

I want try arcane/strength

I don't gonna start again I will just use the Narvel thing and that's it

And he'll nah I will use the chicken leg

[wispy bison]

larval tear at renalla

[scarlet nebula]

Yeah

[deep veldt]

you can try no build 👍

[scarlet nebula]

I can also try insert a cactus on my hole but...I don't think that's a cool idea...maybe

[deep veldt]

how about a lion's claw build

[wispy bison]

how about having fun bruh

elden ring players will reccomend you whatever takes the least skill because a skinner box is fun for them

@scarlet nebula i reccomend checking out #1396542476965249159

[scarlet nebula]

Man...how i can explain it to you what I already use like 12 kind of weapons?

When I get bored of use the milady I use the godslayer

[tough storm]

can some1 help me kill mohg ?

[scarlet nebula]

And when I get bored of godsslayer I use the rotten hammer

[scarlet nebula]

Man I could do it but I make new game plus like 2 hours ago

[tough storm]

if you want to just lmk

[vague harbor]

Hello

[woven egret]

I love vagabond class

[vague harbor]

Valid opinion but wretch is my favorite

[woven egret]

fair

wretch is goated

[vague harbor]

Fr

Perfect for builds

Or challenges

[woven egret]

you remember that one guy who only levelled strength?

thats all i see, pure hardcore

[cloud stirrup]

that is currently being me lol

[vague harbor]

Lol

[woven egret]

lmao

[vague harbor]

I cant decide builds

[cloud stirrup]

should have invested in faith/int now that I am at Academy of Raya Lucaria

[woven egret]

gl twin, you gonna need it😭

[cloud stirrup]

lol

thanks ig

[vague harbor]

One moment I wanna be a grim reaper then I wanna be a prophet then I become an intelligence user then I do a dexterity build and I just can't decide

[woven egret]

"my plan is to have no plan"

[vague harbor]

you basically explained it perfectly

[woven egret]

i just larp my favorite characters from anime or other media when im bored

[vague harbor]

Yeah

[woven egret]

trying to figure out a gojo satoru build💔

[wispy bison]

gravity well

[woven egret]

that could lowkey work

[wispy bison]

it does like no damage

[woven egret]

oh ik

17 int for what💔

[raven fern]

hi im new here

[woven egret]

hello, whats your favorite class?

[raven fern]

gym class

[vague harbor]

You could do a yuji build and it's just caestus and magic armament

[nimble wind]

Ooooh Elden Ring

[woven egret]

lmao

[quaint bobcat]

dont hybrid early

just invest into one damage attribute

[vague harbor]

English for me

[woven egret]

that or i make a gyro zeppeli build with iron ball

[woven egret]

i meant class in elden ring

lol

[vague harbor]

Not a bad idea either

[raven fern]

astronomy in rya lucaria

[cloud stirrup]

So my stats are:
Vigor 28
Mind 12
End 16
Str 25
Dex 15
Int 11
Faith 9
Arcane 7

[wispy bison]

tgise stats suck!!!

[cloud stirrup]

💀

[wispy bison]

fighte me

1v1

[cloud stirrup]

sure lol, how?

[vague harbor]

Rock paper scissors

[cloud stirrup]

ik im gonna get kicked

[wispy bison]

imagine in your mind how the fight would go

[cloud stirrup]

oh

[woven egret]

lmao

[woven egret]

it could work

[vague harbor]

Rock paper scissors

[woven egret]

i stagger you

[wispy bison]

my skeletons stab you while im staggered

[woven egret]

i use comet azurand for once dont completley miss

[vague harbor]

Iris let's 1v1 after gappy

[woven egret]

i take on a 2v1

[wispy bison]

i dont need to dodge it because im a mage and i have high magic def, so i tank it

[woven egret]

ROLL

[woven egret]

infinity

i parry

[vague harbor]

I throw a flashbang at you but we both get blinded

[wispy bison]

but the wizard is undeterred

[woven egret]

cant say a buzzword

[woven egret]

ah yes, the flashbang in dark fantasy❤️

[vague harbor]

I dont know what your referencing

Sorry🙏

[woven egret]

lmao

cause of my high int

i learn to build advanced modern weaponry

[vague harbor]

Due to my low int I break your stuff by tripping on it

[wispy bison]

making stickers for my bestie and my phone runs like crap

[woven egret]

until they realize that i made my weapons out of lack of medicine

[wispy bison]

3 hour waiting for this garbage phone to move

[woven egret]

my doctor told me to take them

"but i refuse"

[woven egret]

its been happening ever since i was level 10 and tried fighting margit

[vague harbor]

I remember my first playthrough of elden ring I got beat up by tree Sentinel like 20 times

[woven egret]

same dude

i thought he was like an easy boss

[pliant fossil]

on my first playthrough a friend of mine who played through the game already wanted to show off their build, and then proceeded to kill the first tree sentinel for me

[vague harbor]

It's a Canon event for all elden ring players to die to tree Sentinel first try

[woven egret]

im thinking of that image of superman

[pliant fossil]

fast forward to when you have to fight two at once and I was scared shitless

[vague harbor]

If you didn't die first try your lying

[woven egret]

either you fight him and realize there are levels to it, or you ran away

lets be so honest

we all got jumped by the camp near

[vague harbor]

I kept on trying because I had the "if its healthbar can move,he can die" mindset and then I gave up and asked someone to beat the tree Sentinel for me

[woven egret]

lmao, the average elden ring mentality at its core bro

[vague harbor]

Lol

[pliant fossil]

ngl if my friend didn't come in and kill the boss for me I would've returned to it later

[woven egret]

if you dont come in with that mentality, this game aint for you

[vague harbor]

Fr

[pliant fossil]

but now whenever i do another playthrough they're like the first boss i take on lol

[woven egret]

WE all go back to tree sentinel to aura farm

[vague harbor]

Fr

[woven egret]

my hate for tree sentinel will never fall, so every new playthrough, i go out of my way to wipe bro

[robust hemlock]

I couldn't touch Tree Sentinel on foot, but getting a horse made a world of difference

[vague harbor]

I avoid him until I'm level 40 then I get cooked regardless😭🙏

[woven egret]

😭 ✌️ son

[vague harbor]

Don't remind me of my lack of skill😌

I know I'm bad

[woven egret]

just use summons atp

[vague harbor]

No

[woven egret]

bro the wolves are enough

[vague harbor]

That's how cowards think

I will die 1000 times,he just has to die once

[woven egret]

thats how my friend beat malenia first try💔

[woven egret]

🔥

[drifting quarry]

yooo anyone tryna hear abt this offer i got

[vague harbor]

🔥🔥🔥✍️

[pliant fossil]

no judgement to people who use summons for some fights but damn grinding out malenia for the first time solo hit different

[thin linden]

I keep hearing rattling

[drifting quarry]

swear ts worth hearing me out

[vague harbor]

Sure

[drifting quarry]

dms

[woven egret]

i only use summons on groups of people like camps

[wispy bison]

youre not a real fan of something if you dont have merch

[woven egret]

sure

[runic osprey]

elden ring

[pliant fossil]

me when im broke

[vague harbor]

Nah I just commit mass genocide

[wispy bison]

me as a fan of NANA i always bring my gigantic forehead with me everywhere i go

[woven egret]

🥹

[woven egret]

son

[wispy bison]

@woven egret that link is not allowed.

[woven egret]

😭

[woven egret]

yeah i saw💔

i saw image perms in roles and my eyes lit up

[wispy bison]

@woven egret that link is not allowed.

[woven egret]

[drifting quarry]

@woven egret dms

[wispy bison]

@woven egret for your own good do not answer that dm

[woven egret]

i saw

[robust hemlock]

I love how brutal everything is in this game, and then freaking lava is like, a minor skin irritant that you can stand in for several minutes.

[violet heath]

Gulp

[woven egret]

...👍

[manic ice]

Wait til you find out about water🥶 🥶 🙀

[atomic tapir]

Instead of cleaning the sink

Why not just replace the sink

Boom. Clean sink hacks

[violet heath]

Boom

[graceful quartz]

bro why is crucible night so hard and y my character doesn't dodge fast bro it is so ez to beat him but doge is slow

I played bb before it was to fast and smooth

[atomic tapir]

Instead of putting petrol in your car.

Why not just steal other people’s car

Boom, petrol hacks

[pliant fossil]

incredible

[atomic tapir]

Ty ty

[native tree]

Ranga

[atomic tapir]

Wagwan

[native tree]

Making toasted pb and j then rewatching jjk ep 12 wbu?

[atomic tapir]

Not sure now

Bored asf. Probs play er

[native tree]

Fair

[limber lagoon]

Duskbloods is completely Nintendo exclusive

??

[pliant fossil]

yeah

always was going to be

still not entirely sure why

[limber lagoon]

I will lose my mind

[acoustic maple]

Yo wassup gang

[limber lagoon]

I need it right now blood borne 2

I cannot live without a remaster or a sequel

Or a reliable ….

[pliant fossil]

i don't think we're getting either for at least a long while

[limber lagoon]

I hate everything

[native stream]

Price going up on Wednesday here

Like a 25% price hike, not looking great

[acoustic maple]

Should I buy a 12 pack right now

[compact mason]

Is there anywhere to post art?

[native stream]

Yes! #fan-art

[compact mason]

Ty!

[acoustic maple]

Can I post a picture of my tattoo their

[still wren]

thats because bb enemies move like old grandpas

[brisk basin]

i just beat malenia first try and ive never fought her before under 5 minutes with no mimic tear

[native tree]

@brisk basin That link is not allowed.

[native tree]

Happens

Gj

[native stream]

We need a more dedicated place to filter people's brags

[quaint bobcat]

onebros

[quartz viper]

That’s actually skill, nice bro

[elfin vine]

guys my friend broke his tv over red wolf

[quartz viper]

Crash out, damn

[elfin vine]

He said he punched his tv lightly

[native stream]

People need to work on their anger issues, I notice

[quartz viper]

To break it that couldn’t be lightly

[native stream]

Though sadly the only thing that fixes them in my own case is a lot of practice

[quartz viper]

I’m chill so no need

[native stream]

Mohg made me wanna throw my controller the other day but now I actually really enjoy fighting him low damage

Only took like 3 days of fighting him lol

[tardy kernel]

noob

[quartz viper]

Mohg low damage, i never do that, if i fight him my damage is 700 per hit witha 2k damage ash

[native stream]

I've done +12 Mohg like 5 times in the last 3 days for early dlc access it was fun

[native stream]

It's intentional that I'm doing low damage anyway, working on an RL1 +0 run after all

[quartz viper]

I’ve done like 10 mohg fights

[quartz viper]

Me too, I’m hard stuck on Godfrey

[native stream]

I only started yesterday, done 3 of 58 fights

One of which was without rolls too cause its funny

[quartz viper]

58?

Damn

[native stream]

The dark souls discord has 58 bosses that you need to fight in order to be recognised by them for the run yes

[quartz viper]

What are they?

[native stream]

It's a long list lol

[quartz viper]

Give me , I don’t know this

[native stream]

It's basically the strongest variant of every field boss as well as all rememberances

[quartz viper]

So in the eyed of the dark souls discord chat i only did 1 run of Elden ring

[graceful quartz]

have u played bb 😂😂

[still wren]

yes and dlc

[graceful quartz]

suggest me some good lvl 50 skill build

[quartz viper]

No not yet

[still wren]

i have the bb platinum trophy

[graceful quartz]

also in bb there side step and backstep and in elden ring there is only roll 🥲

[native stream]

Remembrances

1. Godrick the Grafted
2. Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon
3. Starscourge Radahn
4. Regal Ancestor Spirit
5. Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
6. Morgott, the Omen King
7. Fire Giant
8. Beast Clergyman/Maliketh, the Black Blade
9. Godfrey, First Elden Lord/Hoarah Loux, Warrior
10. Astel, Naturalborn of the Void
11. Lichdragon Fortissax
12. Dragonlord Placidusax
13. Mohg, Lord of Blood
14. Malenia, Blade of Miquella/Malenia, Goddess of Rot
15. Radagon of the Golden Order/Elden Beast

Additional Bosses

16. Alecto, Black Knife Ringleader
17. Ancient Hero of Zamor (Altus Plateau)
18. Battlemage Hughes
19. Beastman of Farum Azula
20. Bloodhound Knight Darriwil
21. Bols, Carian Knight
22. Cemetery Shade (Caelid)
23. Cleanrot Knight
24. Commander Niall
25. Crucible Knight
26. Crucible Knight Siluria
27. Deathbird (Altus Plateau)
28. Demi-Human Queen Margot
29. Draconic Tree Sentinel
30. Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella
31. Elemer of the Briar
32. Erdtree Avatar (Northeast Liurnia)
33. Erdtree Burial Watchdog (Limgrave)
34. Fia’s Champions
35. Full-Grown Fallingstar Beast
36. Glintstone Dragon Smarag
37. Godskin Apostle (Dragonbarrow)
38. Godskin Duo
39. Godskin Noble (Volcano Manor)
40. Grafted Scion
41. Guardian Golem
42. Leonine Misbegotten
43. Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree
44. Magma Wyrm Makar
45. Margit, the Fell Omen
46. Mimic Tear
47. Miranda Blossom (Weeping Peninsula)
48. Night’s Cavalry (Weeping Peninsula)
49. Omenkiller
50. Onyx Lord (Altus Plateau)
51. Putrid Grave Warden Duelist (Consecrated Snowfields)
52. Red Wolf of Radagon
53. Runebear
54. Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing
55. Stonedigger Troll (Altus Plateau)
56. Tree Sentinel
57. Ulcerated Tree Spirit (Mountaintops of the Giants)
58. Valiant Gargoyles

[still wren]

theres backstep in elden, and you can block

[native stream]

Pardon the text wall

[graceful quartz]

I made till the forest then my power cut and save file curropted 😭😭

[still wren]

L

i can do one reborn blindfolded

[quartz viper]

Never found gardiangolem

[still wren]

most no skill boss in the game

[quartz viper]

Why do i have to

[native stream]

I didn't make the list lol I dunno

[quartz viper]

Like most of these are 100% possible but why

[native stream]

It's just about having a full experience and whatnot

You wanna kill guardian golem in RL1 anyway since it drops the blue dancer charm

[whole walrus]

yap

[graceful quartz]

pls suggest me good level 50 build I don't want to play mage or strength 😢😢

[native stream]

RL50 is just weapon requirements and vigor lowk

[quartz viper]

Hey has anyone played Elden ring version 1.00

Just writing the name down gives me ptsd

[graceful quartz]

HELP

[native stream]

Gang
You're not in the builds channel for one
You've not given a whole lot of information
And I already just said that at your level the "build" is mostly vigor

[gilded olive]

Came back to this game like last week, playing completely blind , base game finished minus radagon and malenia, and killed all but the last dlc boas

[elfin forum]

anyone able to gift me the thief sim bundle on steam? im poor T~T

[gilded olive]

Im so goated

[graceful quartz]

so I shud fight enemy with my vigor 😂

[native stream]

You do 0 damage while dead

Most of your damage output comes from weapon upgrades regardless

[quartz viper]

In my first run i killed all bosses apart from gardian golem

[native stream]

You're a clodsire, how could you not be

[gilded olive]

Bayle was piss easy

Messmer and midra were way harder

Romina was a meme

[native stream]

Elden Ring General Leveling Guide
-# by Eden
-# Ordered by priority, there are reasons to not follow these steps to the letter

1. 40 vigor
2. Base requirements for the weapon you want to use
3. Minimum endurance to medium roll
4. As little mind as you're comfortable with (I'd say anything over 20 is generally inadvisable)
5. 15 faith (ignore this step if you don't do fire or physical damage)
6. First major softcap of your weapon's best scaling damage stat (40 for physical weapons, 50 for elemental)
7. 60 vigor
8. Final softcap of your damage stat (80 for all stats, bear in mind that 54 str when wielded with 2 hands reaches this cap)

Additional steps for builds at higher levels (>150)
9. 25 faith (golden vow incantation)
10. 23 mind
11. 38 faith (Howl of Shabriri (33) or Black Flame's Protection (30) as a body buff for non-physical/fire damage setups. Blessing of the erdtree (38))
12. 80 in your weapon's second best scaling damage stat
13. 38 mind
14. 99 vigor
15. 99 in your weapon's best scaling damage stats

[graceful quartz]

no I mean to say that if I use weapons like shield or some magic weapon I don't like that it feels like cheating but when I play bb it so fun and rewarding the weapons and parry system so good I want to feel my heart throbbing

[gilded olive]

Dude Commander Graius or whatever was awful

[native stream]

Then use one that doesn't do that

[gilded olive]

Actually a terrible boss

[native stream]

Gaius is fantastic he just needs to grow on you

[gilded olive]

I hate horseback fights

And that charge attack is horrible to dodge

[native stream]

You just roll to the right of his left (your right) tusk

There's worse offendors for bad hitboxes

[gilded olive]

I think my least favourite dlc boss so far is either

Metyr or Lion

[native stream]

Metyr is pretty bad yeah

[gilded olive]

Not hard just bad

[whole walrus]

wdym you dont like adds spawning in ur fight

[graceful quartz]

crucible night guide

[gilded olive]

That one boss before midra

AWFUL design

[native stream]

Jesus I forgot she even did that

[gilded olive]

Inquisitor whatever

[native stream]

Jori, Elder Inquisitor

[whole walrus]

backstab slop

[native stream]

He's not too awful if you've got vigor

[gilded olive]

Which i have a lot of

[native stream]

Annoying on RL1 though

[gilded olive]

Running 60 vig 47-48 end and 82 strength

[whole walrus]

why do you have so much end

[gilded olive]

Im using giant crusher?

[jolly vale]

Hellllooooo guys

How you guys doing

[whole walrus]

tell me that you atleast have 25 fth

[gilded olive]

25 what

[whole walrus]

faith

[gilded olive]

Hell no

[whole walrus]

bruh

[gilded olive]

No levels in anything but strength endurance and vigor

[whole walrus]

itll increase ur damage if you use flame, grant me strength and golden vow

[jolly vale]

Is it normal to have I think 80 intelligence lol

[gilded olive]

Lions claw on my Giant Crusher

[jolly vale]

Magic builds are so cool

[whole walrus]

and if ur two handing the crusher then you only need 54 to reach the last softcap

[gilded olive]

I think ur wrong

[whole walrus]

though aows dont apply to the bonus

[gilded olive]

Its still scaling

Im at 82 and its not stopping

[whole walrus]

im aware

i said last softcap

[gilded olive]

I dont know what softcap means

[whole walrus]

diminishing returns past a certain point

[gilded olive]

This is my first playthrough

[manic ice]

Wowza‼️

[gilded olive]

Ok i stopped vig at 60

[whole walrus]

please, just move points from end and str to get 25 fth to use flame grant me strength and golden vow

[gilded olive]

Nty

[gilded olive]

Ive beaten the whole game without cheesy weapon buffs

Why change now

On the last stretch

[tardy kernel]

a buff isnt cheesy 😭

[whole walrus]

be my guest if you wanna keep ur build that way

[jolly vale]

What melee weapons do you guys like the most

[whole walrus]

milady

[gilded olive]

Bro i dont need buffs

[jolly vale]

Oh that one’s cool

[tardy kernel]

steeple

[gilded olive]

Im doing like 3500 with a lions claw

[manic ice]

Smithscript daggers 😼

[jolly vale]

I love the light greatswords it’s such a cool idea

[whole walrus]

steeple is alright

[gilded olive]

Is 3500 not enough?

[tardy kernel]

it is

[jolly vale]

Ooo that’s cool I haven’t gotten it yet

[tardy kernel]

could pretty easily be higher

[gilded olive]

Sounds like something a tryhard would say

[jolly vale]

Oooooh that’s really cool. I tried a duel dagger build but I’m not very good at it lol. What do you like the most about the playstyle??

[whole walrus]

😭

gen chat killing me

[native stream]

Optimised lions claw can about double that number yeah

[manic ice]

Let's just say I don't 😼

[gilded olive]

Whats wrong weapon buff boy? Scared to raw dog a boss?

🫵

[manic ice]

[whole walrus]

ur talking to people who have done rl1 runs

[native stream]

💔

[gilded olive]

Thats a meme btw

[native stream]

We lead others to treasure we cannot possess

[tough vector]

Now what he’s done ere is say he leads others to treasure he can’t get

[jolly vale]

Lmfao that’s so funny

[gilded olive]

If i can beat the game by slamming my head into the wall until it works then im gonna do it

[jolly vale]

When I played demons souls for the first time I tried the thief build. I think it was a dagger and it had no shield

[gilded olive]

Gotta be a challenge

[manic ice]

Oh heh... Thankz I guess... You're not tttoo bad yourssefl Jack 😼..

[jolly vale]

It was genuinely miserable I just made a new character as a knight

[jolly vale]

Thank you lmao 😭

I like to try to be a cool dude most days

[tardy kernel]

lions claw giant crusher and challenge

or are you responding to the demon souls comment

[gilded olive]

Pretty challenging for me

[turbid pebble]

Hi

[native stream]

Anchor >>>

[whole walrus]

hop on the 'gott https://youtu.be/WFpT8IkME6U

[jolly vale]

Ooooo I didn’t know this was to me

[whole walrus]

im milking this kill so hard

[gilded olive]

It wasnt

[native stream]

Noni rl1 +0 full run when

[jolly vale]

Lmfao nevermind

[tardy kernel]

oh u were calling lions claw a challenge

[native stream]

We NEED no sprint BOFA

[tardy kernel]

thats interesting

[jolly vale]

Bofa you say

Interesting

[whole walrus]

im doing 108 but its slow bc im balancing my life alongside it

[gilded olive]

Not buffing and raw fighting the boss

Is challenging

[native stream]

Yeah you're pushing L2 and the boss gets poise broken and dies lmao

[gilded olive]

I think using buffs and spells is cheap

[native stream]

Okay

[whole walrus]

spamming aows is no different

[gilded olive]

It is

[jolly vale]

I usually use my spells on pve enemies and keep boss fights to a straight sword for the most even challenge

There’s nothing wrong with using spells in boss fights but it’s not for me

[tardy kernel]

u might actually be clodsire

[whole walrus]

3500 a pop and ur saying spamming this is different than people using spells

[gilded olive]

U stand outside fog gate for a minute buffing and i just run in there

[tardy kernel]

5 seconds buffing

[jolly vale]

Dark souls 3 was a buffing nightmare

I don’t play pvp in elden ring but is it the same

[tardy kernel]

you are spamming a skill and poise breaking enemies consistently
i dont see the challenge in that icl

[native stream]

Yet your boss dies slower

[tardy kernel]

nothing wrong with the way ur playing

[gilded olive]

Because im doing it properly

[tardy kernel]

your logic is js flawed

[whole walrus]

are we back to the "right way to play the game" debate

[gilded olive]

I take more risks

[jolly vale]

Do you guys feel the same way that most of the armor sets in Elden ring look silly

[whole walrus]

some do

[tardy kernel]

you spam one button

[turbid pebble]

Can anyone lead me to nightreign co op

[whole walrus]

#playstation-matchmaking

[gilded olive]

A very slow attack

[twin mesa]

Play how u want to

[native stream]

DLC was a much needed breath of fresh air for fashion souls to be honest

[jolly vale]

Mhm mhm. I feel like a lot of the time most armors are cool but then like the helmet will be super funky

[whole walrus]

godskin armor

[jolly vale]

Oh yeah I agree

[tardy kernel]

and a very strong attack that ends fights quickly

[turbid pebble]

Thanks i dont know why i dont have accceas

[jolly vale]

😭

[whole walrus]

get nightfarer role

[gilded olive]

Except not quickly

[tardy kernel]

regardless of the speed ur spamming 1 attack 😭

[turbid pebble]

Thanks

[whole walrus]

3500 dmg you said

[gilded olive]

Cuz im not buffing for 15k damage a hit

[manic ice]

Oh my

[tardy kernel]

3500 damage + poise breaking is killing anything quickly

[native stream]

A "very slow" attack that:

• only lasts 3 seconds
• has a poise motion value of 600
• has superarmour, cannot be broken out of
• has high base motion value so the damage is actually pretty high
• can be spammed due to low fp cost

[gilded olive]

And

[tardy kernel]

brick wall

[native stream]

That's not any more skilled or less "cheap" than using basic buffs

[gilded olive]

Basic

[native stream]

Yes, basic

[gilded olive]

Basic lmao

[manic ice]

Wha

[native stream]

Flame grant me strength and golden vow alone provide a very nice boost, and they're not hard to obtain or use

[tardy kernel]

fgms and gv are pretty common and basic yh

[whole walrus]

it doesnt even take that long to put on

[manic ice]

5 seconds max 💔

[gilded olive]

Not worth a stat respec

[tardy kernel]

thats the thing though
it is

[gilded olive]

It just isnt

[native stream]

No one was telling you to respec atm anyway

[tardy kernel]

you cant wrap ur head around it

its alr dw

[gilded olive]

Big stamina and strength > 25 faith

[whole walrus]

explain why

because im just not understanding ur point

[gilded olive]

Defense and strength

[native stream]

10 points of endurance isn't even two rolls worth of stam by the way

[tardy kernel]

😭

room temp

[native stream]

Better defense obtained from the buffs you'd get

[gilded olive]

Doubt

[native stream]

Armour is very inconsequential for damage negations

[tardy kernel]

and stamina regen

and more damage than the str investment

[native stream]

Yeah lol

[whole walrus]

what if we just calculate the numbers

[native stream]

I would if I were on my computer but I'm at my grandparents place

[tardy kernel]

im in bed icl

[whole walrus]

shnrai up to u im on mobile

cro

[gilded olive]

Shame

[native stream]

We got no math

[tardy kernel]

good thing you can see the values online

[whole walrus]

how much str did they have

[tardy kernel]

ik numbers arent ur thing but u can manage

[tribal atlas]

I just killed fire giant now what to do can someone tell me

[gilded olive]

I file taxes for a living

I know numbers very well

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-barrett-jordan-sinister-larp-evilchineseboy-gif-2606642115859423645

[tardy kernel]

i pray for everyone you have failed

[gilded olive]

So zero?

[native stream]

Regardless math I know off the top of my head:

The knight set can comfortably worn with a heavy weapon at around 20 or so endurance

Bull goat's set, the heaviest and strongest armour set negations wise, requires 40 endurance for just the armour set. It's average negations aren't even 15% higher than the Knight's set despite requiring double the endurance

[tardy kernel]

i wish

[gilded olive]

I dont get to make mistakes with taxes

[golden wedge]

Guys this has nothing to do with anything but im curious and highley want to have a philosophical conversation

Quick question. What is your opinion on fate? Ik a lot of ppl who are religious tie faith and fate together (and I agree) but I personally don't believe in any religion - nor do I believe in fate. But towards the same extent, I do believe in fate. It's more of a "how are we supposed to know?" Kinda thing. How do we decide whether or not we are in control of our lives? Id certainly like to believe that I can control my actions, but there's no real way of knowing if everythingis predetermined or not. I know I said I neither believe nor hold a disbelief to fate, but I see it more as a bit of a stupid idea, mainly because a lot of cults use "Fate (and faith)" as an excuse to do what they do, and so having an excuse to do things because of "the will of God or fate" just seems a bit stupid to me, and thats about it.

Okay maybe not that quick of a question.

[worn wigeon]

do me a favor and kill him again

[gilded olive]

Counterpoint Crucible knight armour is cool and i want to wear it with my hammer

[whole walrus]

eden whats the dmg percentages for fgms and gvow again

[tardy kernel]

first smart thing you have said

[paper seal]

Whatever happens happens

[tardy kernel]

we are going in the right direction

[worn wigeon]

i believe that for the most part, fate doesnt exist

[native stream]

Nothing stopping you from doing that, that's just not ideal for negations
Also you can comfortably run that with faith buffs if you just throw on great jar's arsenal

[golden wedge]

I see I see

[gilded olive]

So another uncommon spell

Im good

[golden wedge]

I lean more towards it not existing, but to the same extent, how are we supposed to really know?

[native stream]

Great jar's arsenal is a talisman

[tardy kernel]

no bub greatjar is a talisman

[gilded olive]

Dont have it

Wouldnt use it anyways

[tardy kernel]

😭

[worn wigeon]

yeah exactly

[native stream]

Okay sure man

[golden wedge]

Oh I should've went to off topic not this channel

[native stream]

I've gotten more riveting conversation out of a pile of bricks

[whole walrus]

does fgms or gvow come first in calculation

[golden wedge]

Mb guys

[worn wigeon]

general is for everything at this point lol

[gilded olive]

Sorry man its strength or nothing for me

[native stream]

I don't know damage calc that well I'm afraid

[golden wedge]

Ah I see. Phew

[tardy kernel]

thats nice

still doesnt make sense to say the buffs arent worth a respec😛

but im glad ur enjoying the game

[gilded olive]

If i cant beat something without needing to cheese with buffs then i wouldnt wanna beat it at all

[turbid comet]

What if there was a fried crow merchant in Caelid?

[worn wigeon]

different channels arent rule enforced either, its just more people would interact with (for example) a pvp question in the pvp channel

[paper seal]

we can't, that's why it doesn't matter whether we think it's there or not. If it exists it exists, if not nothing changes either

[tardy kernel]

by ur definition ur already cheesing but go ahead

[gilded olive]

But its not

Staggering has always been a thing

And its not cheese

[tardy kernel]

same w buffs

this is where ur logic folds

[whole walrus]

difference of 227 for 28 less points in str if it was supported by gvow and fgms

[gilded olive]

One quite literally buffs ur damage by over 100%

[worn wigeon]

i mean. . . if you fully script a boss with a lot of staggers

[whole walrus]

accounting for 2h buff

[gilded olive]

and one gives u a riposte for like a cool bit

[turbid comet]

Is it cheesing if I use Mohgwyns spear + verdigris Greatshield + verdigris armor + damage negation and shield and stamina talismans?

[tardy kernel]

fgms and gv do not double your damage

[native stream]

Okay but they don't do that you pulled that number out of your ass

[golden wedge]

I sort of like that viewpoint. Even if it does exist, we still never really think about it, plus it's not like you can tell if everything is predetermined or not.

[tardy kernel]

😭

[whole walrus]

fgms is 20% fire 20% phys and gvow is 11.5%

[surreal jungle]

i wonder if ordivis is good for consort

[tardy kernel]

so 600%

[whole walrus]

its alright

holy works well for him

[native stream]

Grand total of 38% woahh such cheese

[whole walrus]

but not many openings to aow

[worn wigeon]

good but you wont ever get the full aow unless you stagger or poise through it

[whole walrus]

uncharged would work

[gilded olive]

Vs 0%

[surreal jungle]

i am currently using maliketh's black blade against him

[tribal atlas]

I just saw someones screenshot of the game in community help and there build was cool asf

[whole walrus]

again ur complaining about this to people who have done rl1 runs, spamming a neat aow isnt all that challenging

[heavy tinsel]

Everyone, hurry! Get IN the way! I am committing vehicular manburger helper!

[native stream]

It's cheese guys everything I don't like or understand is cheese

[whole walrus]

thanks xavier

[native stream]

On the way

[gilded olive]

And ridiculously buffing your weapons isn’t?

[heavy tinsel]

[tardy kernel]

so ur admitting its worth a respec now

[native stream]

38% is not ridiculous shut up dude 😭

[tardy kernel]

no talismans allowed we dont buff around here

[whole walrus]

ridiculous would be one shot setups with as many buffs as possible

[gilded olive]

No, I bet the damage difference would be negligible losing all those levels in strength

[native stream]

How dare you use intended mechanics

[tardy kernel]

nonish already proved that wrong

[tardy kernel]

you were told abt softcaps 30min ago as well

[surreal jungle]

everybody should only use uchigatana, moonveil, rivers of blood, nagakiba, great katana and bloodhound fang
every other build is invalid

[whole walrus]

accounting for 2h bonus

[native stream]

Nonishd just did the calculation. Its effectively 227 less AR to not use the buffs

Which is pretty substantial

[paper seal]

if you look back on something that didn't go as planned, you'll realize - you couldn't have done anything to prevent it, because you back then thought it best to do x. In hindisght you can think I should have done y but when you were at that point you didn't know better so you did x. So in a sense it all goes how it's supposed to go, because every decision you make is a decision you make because you don't or can't rather know better in that given moment

[gilded olive]

Doesn’t look like that comparison

[native stream]

What

😭

[whole walrus]

i can put it into a msg here if youd like

[gilded olive]

Those damage differences are minimal at best

[native stream]

They aren't though

[gilded olive]

They are

[tardy kernel]

no but clodsire said so

[native stream]

The math literally shows that they aren't

[gilded olive]

Dude, I’m seeing a difference of 60 and like 100

[native stream]

And if you're claiming that the difference is negligible how can you then turn around and call that cheese?

[gilded olive]

That’s minimal

[golden wedge]

That actually makes so much sense. I really like the way you think about it, because its so amazing, the things you can figure out and realize just from a question. Thank you for the small discussion. I sadly have to sleep now, my pills are kicking in

[native stream]

970 AR with just strength investment
Vs 895x1,15x1,2 = 1197,5 AR with buffs

[whole walrus]

82 str 2h ar = 970
54 str 2h ar = 895
895 * (1.115 gvow) * (1.20 fgms) = ~1197
1197-970=227
big increase

[paper seal]

Find some good rest gang, I appreciate you

[whole walrus]

and the difference between 82 str and 54 str when 2h is 970-895=75

[gilded olive]

It just isn’t enough

[native stream]

Watch them ignore everything else you just said and focus on this message alone

[outer sun]

Domdam

[whole walrus]

225 is a 3x increase from 75 like exactly in this case

[gilded olive]

I expected a lot more

[whole walrus]

and still 3 stat points left over

[gilded olive]

I still see no reason to do it

[stoic iron]

dowhat

[native stream]

It's free damage

[quaint bobcat]

damage buff 🐦‍⬛

[native stream]

There's no reason not to

[gilded olive]

It’s a waste of time

[whole walrus]

cro do the math for me

[native stream]

Okay dude

[stoic iron]

what is

[quaint bobcat]

but with that kind of ap the increase is about the same

[native stream]

Buffing, it seemeth

[stoic iron]

lmfao

[native stream]

Guy opened by calling buffs cheap cheese and now thinks they're actually mid and not worth it

[gilded olive]

I’m a keep raw dogging the bosses like a man instead of Nerding out with buffs

[stoic iron]

ok? have fun

[native stream]

Choose simplicity over enlightenment it's okay

[gilded olive]

🤓

[whole walrus]

im using buffs like a woman

[civic egret]

Guys I just started ng+5

[paper seal]

enjoy

[tardy kernel]

nobody said you had to swap

js had to use basic math to prove ur point wrong

[native stream]

Shnrai

Leave it boyo

[stoic iron]

and i just got here smh

missed all the fun

[whole walrus]

hop on the dahn

[stoic iron]

the what

[whole walrus]

pcr

[gilded olive]

🙂‍↔️

[tardy kernel]

you went from a good boss back to that slop

[stoic iron]

lets go to hell together she said

[whole walrus]

i havent touched him in a week

[mossy surge]

Greetings

[tardy kernel]

keep it that way😭

[whole walrus]

last time was bc someone didnt get how to dodge him

so i relapsed

[native stream]

Relapsed 😭

[stoic iron]

noni at this rate youre actually gonna be traumatised

[whole walrus]

he has genuinely mentally affected me

[native stream]

Dodging pcr combos in my sleep

[surreal jungle]

i am starting to go insane a little bit from pcr

[whole walrus]

it was hard to pick up morgott because of the new mentality

[surreal jungle]

so
there are 26 stairs in the first part of the divine staircase guys

[native stream]

I really wanna go home and continue my leda run

[quaint bobcat]

got you starting +0

[whole walrus]

i literally labbed pcr combos in my head when i was bored

[native stream]

I did genuinely start +0 and godrick took me 30 minutes it was embarrassing

[whole walrus]

i was running PCR in my HEAD

[quaint bobcat]

that godslayer role looking damn fine though

[quaint bobcat]

washed 😭

[surreal jungle]

every attempt the exact same
me dying in the first minute of phase 2

[native stream]

Albeit I was running the wrong seal, I was supposed to have marika seal on and I had radseal

[surreal jungle]

one attack or the other

[tight zephyr]

What if theres an ailment that works on every enemy player and boss but activates when they die

[surreal jungle]

i feel physically and mentally drained

[whole walrus]

huh?

[quaint bobcat]

a stat?

[tight zephyr]

I mean ailment

[kind quail]

[quaint bobcat]

ointment

[tight zephyr]

Auxilliary effects

Status effect

[craggy current]

ailment

[sick storm]

Perhaps a disease

[whole walrus]

oinkment

[tight zephyr]

What effect should it have tho

[whole walrus]

i dont know how to comprehend if a boss is fun or if its just not pcr

[whole walrus]

i dont see much use in it if theyre already dead

[native stream]

I'm drinking cookies and cream milk

It is most delicious

[quaint bobcat]

liquid cookie

[kind quail]

...cream milk?

[tight zephyr]

Feel like there should be

[surreal jungle]

guys
give me something really bad to do to myself if I do not beat PCR in the next 3 days

[whole walrus]

pinwheel and lolipop

[native stream]

Cookies and cream flavoured milk

[whole walrus]

fight pcr more

[sick storm]

Fight pcr

[sick storm]

Thief

[kind quail]

Ive never heard of this before

[whole walrus]

of joy

[surreal jungle]

something else

[kind quail]

Wouldn't that just be cream

[whole walrus]

milk flavored milk

[sick storm]

No that's just gen chat

[kind quail]

Milk inside a bag

[craggy current]

is it good

[native stream]

It's very nice

[tight zephyr]

You never lived fullyer i guess

[kind quail]

What kind of cookies

[covert marlin]

Too european for this

[native stream]

It tastes kind of like what I'd imagine an oreo drink would taste like

[native stream]

It's uniquely african!

[whole walrus]

oreo < chips ahoy

[kind quail]

Yummy

[sharp arrow]

hello

[quaint bobcat]

sounds disgustingly sweet 😭

[covert marlin]

no wae 😭

[kind quail]

Swedish

[surreal jungle]

pcr would be a really good boss if they just made it so that every one of his attacks don't feel like waterfowl all over again

[tame pulsar]

✡️

[native stream]

29 total grams of sugar in the bottle it's not that crazy actually

[quaint bobcat]

min broder

[whole walrus]

pcr would be a really good boss if they made him not rollslop

[native stream]

Google steri stumpie cookies and cream

[kind quail]

Oh dear

[sick storm]

Pcr will be a good boss on switch 2

[surreal jungle]

theres more than rolling in his fight but okay
he just needs to be easier

[covert marlin]

sec

[sick storm]

I cannot wait to see single digit fps

[native stream]

There's barely more than rolling lmao

[whole walrus]

tarnished edition

[tame pulsar]

✝️

[sick storm]

Rolling AND walking

[native stream]

PCR is the ONLY boss in all of elden ring that you can't beat consistently without rolling unless you do obscene damage

[surreal jungle]

jumping is the most efficient way to dodge the asteroids

[covert marlin]

[sick storm]

Horse dlc

[native stream]

This is what I'm drinking yes

[kind quail]

I can

[whole walrus]

theres only like 2 cases where i can think of jumping being better than rolling

for 2 diff attacks

the rest of his fight is roll in x1000

[surreal jungle]

I asked
give me something really horrible to do to myself if I do not beat pcr in the next 3 days (doesn't include fighting him more)

[covert marlin]

Borse DLC >

[whole walrus]

fighting ur demons

[native stream]

Morgott RL1 +0 no status

[surreal jungle]

you have to strafe away his clone attacks

[kind quail]

I love pumpkin pie oreos

[surreal jungle]

they are too tough

[native stream]

And roll the last one, so eh

[whole walrus]

then its back to rolling in

[sick storm]

They said horrible

[whole walrus]

roll away -> run jump -> run roll

[kind quail]

Morgott Rl108 all hit run

[native stream]

Horrible to them, but they will experience enlightenment by the end

[covert marlin]

Is that the wildest flavor they have

[native stream]

They have chocolate mint too

[sick storm]

True!

[kind quail]

Midra all hit run

[covert marlin]

Chocolate mint mint

[surreal jungle]

will this make me go more insane than i already am rn due to pcr

[sick storm]

Rl1 d5 ed libra

Ancient torture method

[native stream]

Probably not cause Morgott is actually a good boss
It's like a 5 minute kill at slowest

[kind quail]

Rl1 d5 ed libra no talismans no relics no passives

[sick storm]

No hope no happiness

[whole walrus]

this is the most fun thing you can do with pcr

[surreal rivet]

Morgott lowkey a hard boss ngl dude js has no health

[surreal jungle]

but umm
i will still get like
one shotted and all due to RL1

[whole walrus]

everything else sucks

[native stream]

Ritual shield talisman and the opaline bubble tear let you take a couple hits if need be

[sick storm]

I still want pcr in nightreign tho

[surreal jungle]

i really don't get whats so hard about increasing his HP

[whole walrus]

100%

[kind quail]

I thought i was the only one

[native stream]

This is why when I fight him I summon melina and immediately banish her to give him 60% more HP

[kind quail]

Pcr but with different moves buts it both phases

[surreal jungle]

miquella is hot tho
i want him to pick me as consort

[whole walrus]

i NEED to flex on my halo slop teammates

[kind quail]

With a secret new third phase where miquella comes out

[native stream]

Nightreign still lacks a boogeyman boss I can actually take seriously
Bell bearing hunter isn't hard enough
Bears are too funny

[surreal rivet]

He is lowk one of the only bosses I struggle with now

[sick storm]

So true ngl

[native stream]

He is also a child for the majority of the story so let us not preferably

[oblique sorrel]

This would fuel me

[surreal jungle]

the final boss of sote should have not been a boss fight
it would be so cool to go on a date with miquella

[oblique sorrel]

For eternity

[surreal jungle]

he is not really

[native stream]

He is

[surreal jungle]

he has just been cursed and all
he is older in age

[whole walrus]

back to this again

[native stream]

His entire curse is that he is a child of both body and mind

[kind quail]

Nightreign but pcr is am invasion boss

[sick storm]

Can we do not be doing this at 7am

[whole walrus]

itd be funny

[covert marlin]

That is genuinely sick

[quaint bobcat]

theyre soo slow with adding good content

[sick storm]

Real

[quaint bobcat]

whats actually stopping them from just mashing 100 ds weapons into the game

[whole walrus]

add light gs and my life is yours

[sick storm]

They hate fun

[surreal jungle]

children don't go around mind controlling giant warriors so that they can bring who a new age where everybody obeys them

[oblique sorrel]

Nightreign but every enemy is an everdark boss

[whole walrus]

ed caligo

[dapper flame]

Nightreign is such a backburn project
One update per quarter. Youll be lucky if its even a qol update

[covert marlin]

He gone

[kind quail]

Add bed of chaos as a map
You gotta burn different things around the map
Sorta like the hollows

[quaint bobcat]

the ds1 all gwyn videos are so good

[whole walrus]

i think it was a way to experiment with new design philosophy

[oblique sorrel]

I just parry that boss

[quaint bobcat]

idk if anyones ever fought gwyn like that

new experience 🐦‍⬛

[oblique sorrel]

I fought Gwyn like that for 10 years

[kind quail]

Im curious why they didn't add Godwyns fish face to one of the maps

[dapper flame]

Its an experiment for the nintendo souls
I am fairly sure a lot of design philosophy will be transferred there

[native stream]

Miquella's mere existence has exposed a shocking number of predators

[grizzled lava]

Where can I get 3 Trina lilys I already got the ones ontop that one ruin in limgrave, and the ones by the ablanauric village

[whole walrus]

i think he was hugged twice

[whole walrus]

use mapgenie

[grizzled lava]

ok

[whole walrus]

miquella is my son and he wanted no pickles

[covert marlin]

I’ll throw every single one of them into the gulag

They should seek help

[native stream]

I see leda as a wife therefore I see miquella as a goofy cousin

[whole walrus]

miquella is the creepy cousin that posts on twitter 20 times a day

[native stream]

Whoever put the idea of world domination in his mind is the real criminal and by that I mean Marika

[native stream]

Yeah I can see that

😭

[whole walrus]

grok helped him with his plan

[obsidian aurora]

I need help to defeat Radhaln

[native stream]

@grok how do I make everyone stop fighting in the lands between

[whole walrus]

#pc-co-op

[obsidian aurora]

Pc

[coarse hedge]

Delete feelings
Yes No

[whole walrus]

Yes

[coarse hedge]

Tufff

[whole walrus]

im so smart that smarty pants are just pants to me

just a glimpse into my smart side

[coarse hedge]

I'm so fart

[covert marlin]

Wouldn’t it be a brighter life seeing every pants as smarty pants

[native stream]

⚙️
You can help the fighting stop by making the world a gentler place. This involves a few steps:

• Charm your half brother
• Travel to the land of shadow, where the gate of divinity resides
• Discard your great rune
• Use your half brothers corpse to place of soul of Radahn, your Consort to be
• Ascend to godhood, and cleave the world with kindness, gentry, and peace
  ⚙️

[whole walrus]

only the pants i wear become smarty pants

[whole walrus]

wheres the em dash and the "its not x, its y" smh my head

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-happy-sad-sad-happy-happy-but-sad-crying-happy-gif-4054146665585891600

[whole walrus]

grok generate me some smarty pants

[native stream]

Notice how it's vague and not actually helpful therefore a very good imitation

[whole walrus]

ERROR cannot make smarter pants

[craggy current]

drink a bottle of water before advice

[coarse hedge]

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