general-discussion

[quartz tulip]

sup

[night lava]

that is crazy

[proud bronze]

I never used instagram and stuff so probably not

[topaz holly]

yeah whatever its name was

[night lava]

snapchat?

[dim pawn]

1996

[proud bronze]

No

[hardy drift]

but true melee sucks!!!

[patent urchin]

nah I got 10 left after paying for the exam. I got it thou

[night lava]

facebook? 😭

[dim pawn]

1996 was the first social media platform

[hardy drift]

and dragon rage would be better anyways, the murasama sucks

[proud bronze]

I haven’t used twitter, instagram, snapchat, facebook or tiktok

[topaz holly]

but it also deals tremendous amounts of damage🥀

[main sinew]

isnt steam having a sale right now?

[dim pawn]

good. dont

[night lava]

bad. you should

[proud bronze]

Not planning to lmao

[hardy drift]

im too unskilled to play it

[night lava]

damn it

[proud bronze]

I think discord is more than enough

[hardy drift]

im on mage

[dim pawn]

discord is too much, even

[proud bronze]

I mean i did use vine

[main sinew]

discord bout to id check ya dorks

everyone going back to mirc?

[dim pawn]

the only acceptable meme platform

[topaz holly]

fair enough, mage in calamity kinda sucks from my experience, I recall even summoner having higher dps by existing

[dim pawn]

nah we going back to MySpace

[proud bronze]

I guess you can call YouTube social media

So i also use that

[main sinew]

bout time! gotta relearn to code for my site

[dim pawn]

meh, my brother says it is

[main sinew]

lemme play music when u log on my page

[proud bronze]

I mean it is

[dim pawn]

gotta start ASL again. back to the old 90s/00s

[night lava]

u should download tiktok, it has all the old vines

[proud bronze]

You can communicate with other people

[hardy drift]

summoner is second highest dps mage is just the only class I like
I'd play melee if I could but I'm just so bad at this game

[proud bronze]

No thank you i had it for like 2 hours because of my little sister

[main sinew]

so many 19/f/fl

[dim pawn]

lol ya

[proud bronze]

I mentally died on that app

[main sinew]

i mean 18* lol

[dim pawn]

ew tiktok

[night lava]

tiktok is peak tho

[proud bronze]

Nah

[dim pawn]

ye

[inner gyro]

DubSmash, Vine, Musical.ly doesn’t need to come back.

[dim pawn]

incorrect

[night lava]

instagram is the best for funny content

[dim pawn]

vine NEEDS to

[proud bronze]

My sister still sends me stuff through messages and i really want to cry each time

[topaz holly]

I'd suggest just running a modmenu and attempting the bosses a couple of times, it takes a couple tries per boss but melee isn't that difficult

[night lava]

x is my favorite tho

[proud bronze]

I sometimes hate having basically a teenager as a sibling

[dim pawn]

can we go back to 2016 already? (except we keep our desired relationships cuz my girlfriend is the best person ever and I met her in 24)

[inner gyro]

It doesn’t, if it fully returned it would end up like TikTok. It did come back as “DiVine” but it’s only archived Vines.

[proud bronze]

Though I really can’t believe she’s 20 this year

[main sinew]

nah 2010 so i can buy bitcoin at like 25 cents per

[dim pawn]

I can't believe I'm 21 this year in June....

[night lava]

2016…

[dim pawn]

true, but then I'd be 5 years old

[proud bronze]

I’m turning 40 this year so imagine how I feel

[main sinew]

just get the tooth fairy to pay you in bitcoin

[proud bronze]

What

[hardy drift]

Yeah I should probably play melee I struggle with dps against exo mechs on mage it's just such a steep learning curve

[night lava]

wrong reply

[proud bronze]

Ah

[dim pawn]

real

[dim pawn]

rip

[proud bronze]

I have 4 kids as well i’m so overwhelmed actually

[night lava]

how does ur body feel now that ur turning 40

can u still like lift

[proud bronze]

Horrible but that’s because i have a lot of health issues

[acoustic summit]

Vine was the beginning of the end

[proud bronze]

I mean I guess? Probably can

[dim pawn]

I had a convo with my mom and dad today and I was like

"one minute I'm 17 and crying because I'm alone at college now, and then I blink and I'm old enough to drink and bout to graduate"

[proud bronze]

I actually haven’t really tried that in a while

[night lava]

u should man it’ll make u feel young again im sure

[proud bronze]

I think this is funny because in Germany you can drink beer at 16

[inner gyro]

I remember when that Unicorn Frappuccino came out, tried it and still to this day it was one of the most overhyped things I’ve ever tried. I still remember what it tasted like, it was just pure sugar.

[main sinew]

bro doesnt even lift

[dim pawn]

in Russia you can drink while in the womb

[proud bronze]

Ehh, i have a hand prosthetic so i dunno if that would work

[kind quail]

In Germany
You can be in Germany

[proud bronze]

As a half Russian, no

[quartz tulip]

I’m pretty exited for my zweihander acc

Chunking 1200 damage on morgott

[proud bronze]

I don’t think that would be good

[dim pawn]

as a % Russian, also no

[main sinew]

i dont like coffee or anything like that, but that starbucks strawberry frappuccino that gas stations use to sell SLAPPED!

[meager forum]

america babyyy

[night lava]

[kind quail]

As someone who met a girl from Ukraine once
I dont agree

[dim pawn]

I'm like 17% Russian / Eastern European or something

[proud bronze]

You shouldn’t drink alcohol though guys

[dim pawn]

4skin

[inner gyro]

The thing is that, I never would’ve thought in a million years that I would be working at Starbucks years later.

[dim pawn]

very true

[meager forum]

slavs are cool

[dim pawn]

yh

[night lava]

what about weed tho

[acoustic summit]

Never really wanted to

[dim pawn]

I always call him that

[proud bronze]

I’m half Russian and half something between a german and a greek

[atomic tapir]

I’m half asleep

[night lava]

gotta listen to frank ocean when taking weed

[atomic tapir]

Tired as hell

[dim pawn]

I mean I'll try everything once, just to see how it tastes, but like not full on drinking

[proud bronze]

Or just don’t do weed

No

[atomic tapir]

“When taking weed” 🫩

[meager forum]

is bro a spartan potentially

[night lava]

smoking my fault

[proud bronze]

I wouldn’t say that

[atomic tapir]

All g homie im just messing with you lol

[dim pawn]

I am the living embodiment of Europe (except Iberia)

[meager forum]

ohhhh

[kind quail]

sechsundvierzig

[main sinew]

how much u paying in sponsorship souls?

[dim pawn]

Jaa

[proud bronze]

My family is from cyprus kinda

[proud bronze]

46

[dim pawn]

My family is from all over Europe

[proud bronze]

Why you saying a random number

[dim pawn]

das me!!!

[main sinew]

but have u ever taken weed on weed?

[glacial sun]

Thus did the hero aspire to be complete

[atomic tapir]

Double weed is crazy

[dim pawn]

my name is 46

[proud bronze]

Ah

[kind quail]

I only know my numbers in German
I took 2 years of it and thats all that stook

[main sinew]

triple weed rainbow

[proud bronze]

I might be stupid

[atomic tapir]

Untapped potential

[dim pawn]

nahh

[proud bronze]

Hey peeps, let’s move away from the drug talk yeah?

[dim pawn]

say pizza to drugs
say no to yes

[kind quail]

Pizza sounds so good

[night lava]

or rather he is the huzz

[dim pawn]

then get one

[glacial sun]

Shrimp pizza 💯

[night lava]

if ykyk

[kind quail]

God damn this diet

[glacial sun]

He's just a man

[proud bronze]

Pizza pepperoni

[main sinew]

drink your school stay in sleep don't do milk and get eight hours of drugs

[dim pawn]

diet schmiet

[limber lagoon]

radagon does not fight fair

[dim pawn]

chez

[kind quail]

Whats the go to pizza in Germany

[night lava]

easiest fight in er

[dim pawn]

he does tho

[proud bronze]

I mean…there isn’t a specific one

[dim pawn]

literally

[proud bronze]

But I must say

[glacial sun]

He knows it all greatswords, hammers, magic, incantations, smithing, sewing you name it

[inner gyro]

As a former Starbucks worker, the coffee sucks, but their cheese danishes are pretty good. The matcha latte is overrated, and I hated making that drink right along with the Venti Soy Latte.

[proud bronze]

There was once a chocolate pizza for some reason

[kind quail]

Get me a job at starbucks

[dim pawn]

carpentry

[proud bronze]

I love the cheese and ham pockets they got

[limber lagoon]

im a carpenter!

[dim pawn]

coffee sucks in general

[proud bronze]

So good

[main sinew]

ive had a chocolate pizza before. was pretty good, but i dont wanan be eating pepperoni pizza and take a bit of that lol

[limber lagoon]

apprentice

[kind quail]

Its for a wedding
I gotta lock in

[proud bronze]

Nah

[glacial sun]

Hes a handyman he couldve repaired the elden ring given more time

[dim pawn]

C a r p e n t e r ! ! !

[proud bronze]

Coffee is great

[glacial sun]

Zombies drop

[dim pawn]

I don't like it at all

[main sinew]

oh i miss that big cookie cake from back in the day at malls

[dim pawn]

ball knowledge

[glacial sun]

True

[night lava]

how can someone even work at starbucks’s, don’t y’all make a shi ton of custom drinks? 😭

[glacial sun]

Uh... yeah 🤔

[dim pawn]

not elite ball, just ball

[night lava]

i would die just looking at the order man

[kind quail]

Yall have like
A German sausage pizza instead of pepperoni?
That sounds like itd be fire

[glacial sun]

Is that the gen z way of saying coop reference

[proud bronze]

Uhhh not that i know?

[main sinew]

spicy sausage can be just as good as pepperoni on a pizza!

[glacial sun]

Cool*

[dim pawn]

nah

[main sinew]

best to use both though

[dim pawn]

yes

[proud bronze]

I don’t eat a lot of pizzas

[glacial sun]

Ohh

[proud bronze]

I just take my pepperoni pizza

[limber lagoon]

i literally dont think i can dodge a single one of his attacks

[proud bronze]

Every

Time

[limber lagoon]

why is his timing so annoying

[kind quail]

Eh depends
I had one once and the sausage just overpowered everything because of how big they were

[proud bronze]

Varying spiciness tho

[night lava]

you could parry

[glacial sun]

Thats my goat

[kind quail]

Who talking about

[limber lagoon]

hes parryable?

[coarse blaze]

idk

[proud bronze]

I suggest trying to do a run without attacking once

[main sinew]

oh yeah i meant like sausage taken out of the casing. lil bigger than hamburger meat

[dim pawn]

anyone seen FatMan™, Policy™, or the bri'ish Kier™ lately?

[kind quail]

Potential man himself? Margit?

[glacial sun]

If he had more hp and did a lil more dmg he wouldve been a monster. Only reason ppl can spam heal is bcz his attacks arent strong

[kind quail]

I see

[limber lagoon]

ok im tryuing

[night lava]

well yea

[inner gyro]

Yeah, but in my opinion none of them are difficult to make. It’s just that sometimes people order things that they could easily make themselves at home. You’d be surprised how many people come in and order just a coffee without any coffee creamer or milk. Just regular black coffee.

[proud bronze]

Just dodge, learn his patterns

[glacial sun]

Talking about the red haired radagon

[dim pawn]

no damage only run

[proud bronze]

I mean it’s literally the best way to learn a boss

[night lava]

what makes u think he isn’t parryable

[dim pawn]

yeah, thats trye

[proud bronze]

Don’t concentrate on trying to do damage

[dim pawn]

@lofty cradle That link is not allowed.

[proud bronze]

Whats with all these hacked accounts lately

Man

[proud bronze]

That was a hacked account silly

[dim pawn]

I had a friend who I talked to 4 years ago dm me a sus server

today

[proud bronze]

Hacked account yeah

[main sinew]

lol the 1500 bitcoin one?

[dim pawn]

I mean he still messaged me after

[dim pawn]

nah it was a "sus" server

[proud bronze]

Yeah, they just message everyone on the friend list

[kind quail]

[proud bronze]

Or in open dms

[main sinew]

how these people be getting hacked/trojans in 2026 lol

[night lava]

my hb told me to avoid working at food stores or anything that involves making things yk, make sure i get accustomed to working in the first place

[dim pawn]

nah like he messaged after saying he got hacked

[proud bronze]

Because it can happen

[kind quail]

You underestimate how dumb people are

[night lava]

starbucks seems hard ash

[proud bronze]

Well yeah, probably what did happen

[dim pawn]

ye

[proud bronze]

Alright i’m gonna head out now

[dim pawn]

bye dain

[kind quail]

I had a discord bot auto invite me to like 20 different sus servers. It somehow got connected to my account and was able to join servers for me

Its crazy man

[dim pawn]

good talking to ya

[dim pawn]

dayum

I lost my old account in 2021 to a hacker that didn't even give me a link

[harsh wharf]

Pluh!

[main sinew]

seen some discord servers make a section that auto bans anyone who posts in it. weeds them out fast

[dim pawn]

he actually just straight up hacked my account and started trolling

[dim pawn]

Pluh!

[main sinew]

prolly that same hack from aol instant messager profile days

[stark grove]

🌳

[main sinew]

soon as u click the profile U DONE SON!

[kind quail]

Fascinating

[limber lagoon]

i cant beat radagon

[stark grove]

Then make it happen

[harsh wharf]

Try hitting him

[meager forum]

i love ur pfp 😭

[main sinew]

had to be the worse virus i ever saw. best one was one called virtual cup holder. when u downloaded it it would just open and close ur cd rom nonstop til u disabled it

[dim pawn]

then beat him?

[night lava]

parry man

[stark grove]

Can u parry with Scimitar

[harsh wharf]

Yes.

[meager forum]

LOL

[stark grove]

Proof

[dim pawn]

yes

[harsh wharf]

Do I really need to screenshot a scimitar with parry on it

[stark grove]

High pain no reward 🥀

[dim pawn]

just press L2 on a curved sword

[nova matrix]

Pain is the reward

[stark grove]

Wow

[dim pawn]

the best reward, even

[stark grove]

Yes please send it I want to see I am a visual learner.

[dim pawn]

@thorn pelican That link is not allowed.

[night lava]

search it up

[stark grove]

🧢

[dim pawn]

❌ 🧢

pain is fun

idky y'all don't like it

[harsh wharf]

"What are feet? I'm a visual learner btw"

[stark grove]

What's the point asking someone and someone else tells me to search it up, at this point we can just telepathy conversation

[stark grove]

Lilvro wut

[night lava]

search it up man

[kind quail]

-# 👀

[stark grove]

No

[night lava]

😼

[dim pawn]

what is pain? im a tactile learner btw

[stark grove]

[harsh wharf]

Meme reference

[night lava]

leroyyy jenkins

[steep maple]

Is nightreign good?

[dim pawn]

ball knowledge

[dusky mica]

yes

[glacial sun]

Yeah

[dim pawn]

absolutely

[wicked karma]

hi

[stark grove]

Ko

[dim pawn]

but also what tf is ur name

[glacial sun]

Hi

[steep maple]

As good as elden ring or better

[stark grove]

The game is ok

[dim pawn]

aloha

[dusky mica]

way worse

[dim pawn]

nah NR is lowkey better than Ds3

[glacial sun]

Not as good they are different despite reused assets

[dusky mica]

elden ring is WAY too good for you to compare nightreign to it

[dim pawn]

equal

[meager forum]

what’s wrong with the name

[dim pawn]

A.H....

you figure it out

[steep maple]

It’s just my initials dude chill

[dim pawn]

it's also someone else's initials

[stark grove]

I like that I can sprint and climb bcz I can't get used to run in normal elden ring anymore, and keep forgetting I can't climb, vanilla life is so hard

[dim pawn]

my best friend from High school

[steep maple]

Doesn’t bother me

[stark grove]

I don't like that I can't fight ever dark bosses again after some time

[dim pawn]

meh I think they're equal

[night lava]

old people are kinda mean

[tranquil cradle]

yo can someone help me with somthing

[stark grove]

Say

[dim pawn]

true

[night lava]

speak

[glacial sun]

Just leave her on read

[stark grove]

Says u

[dim pawn]

but only some

[steep maple]

I’m assuming the game is easy to get the hang of?

[dim pawn]

whaddup

[night lava]

im not old

[stark grove]

Just run

[tranquil cradle]

i cant send a picture dng

[dim pawn]

kinda. theyres very different play styles, as there's multiple roles

[stark grove]

Send it

[dim pawn]

#media-and-links

[dusky mica]

i disagree, nightreign isn't as enjoyable

[whole walrus]

talk more until you get the role

[night lava]

what u need help with gng

[steep maple]

Oh okay cool

[tranquil cradle]

cant there either

[tranquil cradle]

somthing in the game ofc

[meager forum]

i don’t understand

[dim pawn]

you should be able to

[dim pawn]

I'm not gonna explain it

[coarse blaze]

no image perms role so can't

[whole walrus]

dude just didnt read what i said

[tranquil cradle]

[meager forum]

ohhh okiee

[tranquil cradle]

oh

[whole walrus]

ignoring me 💔

[dim pawn]

DM?

[tranquil cradle]

hmmmmmm

[stark grove]

Hello

[atomic tapir]

Let’s have a discussion about the biology of bees

[stark grove]

🐝

[dusky mica]

i dont like bees, i got stung by one yesterday

[atomic tapir]

Fascinating

[stark grove]

Darma

[tranquil cradle]

tf 🥀

[polar hatch]

Rofl man, my 16 vigor cries. liurnia 2nd playthrough, decided to go full arcane only for the dumbest reason and as a challenge. Somehow only stupid enemies are getting me, like pumpkin heads. But I see a lobster and I nope before I even think

[kind quail]

Lober

[night lava]

same here man

i hate bees

[kind quail]

I love bees

[dusky mica]

duality of man

[stark grove]

Lobsters or crabs?

[night lava]

[kind quail]

Shrimp

I love all crustaceans

[tired forge]

prawns

[dusky mica]

i dont like crabs bc they're an std

[kind quail]

Sea food🤤

[night lava]

chicken

[whole walrus]

okay

[stark grove]

What about Beetles and scorpions

[stark grove]

What about worms

[kind quail]

You cant eat those silly

[night lava]

yea man

u can’t eat worms

there bad for u

[whole walrus]

excuses

[stark grove]

Yes you can

[kind quail]

Noni eats worms for breakfast

[night lava]

chickens eat worms

[wispy bison]

meow meow

[night lava]

and thus i eat the chicken

[kind quail]

Chickens eat anything they can peck at

[night lava]

tasty chicken 🤤

[stark grove]

Once I gave a rooster a big Mac

[limber lagoon]

GG

[wispy bison]

hello chicken enjoyer

[kind quail]

Worms eat plants and greens
Chickens eat worms
I eat chicken
Therefore I ate my vegetables

[limber lagoon]

age of the stars

[wispy bison]

who up enjoying chickens

[night lava]

yur

[kind quail]

Me

[stark grove]

Nuggets

[night lava]

the best ending

how dare you all

[whole walrus]

transitive property doesnt work here xroski

[stark grove]

[wispy bison]

ending that benefits no one but ranni btw

[outer gate]

blehhh 🐱

[wispy bison]

blehhhh 🐈‍⬛

[stark grove]

I killed Melina.

[kind quail]

What the hell is xroski
Gender neutral broski!?😭

[atomic tapir]

I have another theory chat

[stark grove]

Quick

[night lava]

and the tarnished 😈

[atomic tapir]

Nvm I lost it again. Lemme get back to you

[dim pawn]

buh I'm back

[kind quail]

Hi hack

[dim pawn]

why

[whole walrus]

"bro" was already somewhat gender neutral

[dim pawn]

hi 4skin

[stark grove]

Please think faster so you can answer faster without dilatation

[kind quail]

For sure xro

[kind quail]

Im no skib

[atomic tapir]

Jro

[stable flare]

whatever you say cro

[stark grove]

Bcz I'm Melina

[atomic tapir]

The jumping bro

[wispy bison]

im not gender neutral, im gender chaotic evil

[coral breach]

month 8 of elden ring not working on my beefy aah pc but running fine on my 450$ laptop

[night lava]

eww stinky

[dim pawn]

skib

[atomic tapir]

Adding that to the words of wisdom

[kind quail]

Im gender lawful good

[dim pawn]

uh ohh skinkyyy

[stark grove]

Says u

[atomic tapir]

I’m a macanik

[outer gate]

i'm lucky

[kind quail]

A meqanik!?

[stark grove]

I like ya cut g

[kind quail]

How many genders are there!?
Idk man I just got here

[native tree]

Ranga

[dim pawn]

buh

[atomic tapir]

Wagwan

[dim pawn]

no you're not

you're Lucky!! ✨ 🔮

[atomic tapir]

Yes

[kind quail]

Jamaican larper

[native tree]

Watching monarch s2 with the fam, even the cat

[night lava]

chicken fam

[atomic tapir]

Yes

[kind quail]

The godzilla show?

[atomic tapir]

Sounds nice

[native tree]

Yes and no

[stark grove]

All I want is to play Bloodborne with 60fps without lag and delay

[kind quail]

Well the monster verse show on appletv

[native tree]

That yes

[outer gate]

True !

[kind quail]

Nice

[native tree]

Very

[stark grove]

You da chicken 🐔

[night lava]

stinkyy

[stark grove]

?

[kind quail]

You da real chicken

[dim pawn]

hehe

[glacial sun]

Nlg fighting the first boss in bloodborne was confusing didnt know its front from its back it was just screaming and crashing out

[night lava]

im da real chicken 😭

yes i am

[stark grove]

Skills issue

[glacial sun]

If you say so

[stark grove]

Ok Mr chicken

[stark grove]

I'm Melina

[night lava]

60 fps bb is never happening man 😞

[glacial sun]

It wasnt nice meeting you

[stark grove]

Someone is already doing it pc port

[night lava]

well i mean mods sure but across all playable platforms? nope

[stark grove]

Hopefully I can run Bloodborne in 1080HD 60hz with my 1030

60fps

[atomic tapir]

Chat my plan to get fajitas fell through

Now I need another option

Gimmi one (respectfully)

[stark grove]

Just get a PC

[velvet canopy]

dont discuss moding here

😄

[wispy bison]

mucky

[night lava]

to run one game? no thank you

[stark grove]

Guys, if u have to side with a faction in elden ring, which would be? I'm going with the Carian House

[narrow orbit]

Carians are good, yeah

[outer gate]

I am ALWAYS clean so this is not possible

[stark grove]

U can run gta6 gta5 San Andreas GTA Chinatown and pokemon

[night lava]

all things i can do on console 🥱

[stark grove]

I believe Carian knights has the power to become elden lords but their loyal and not interested? 🤔

[narrow orbit]

They're not that good

[stark grove]

Can you play league

[stark grove]

They are pretty strong, stronger than most knights

[night lava]

eww game

[glacial sun]

Dung eater

[stark grove]

Not in game, lore, I mean the Carian guarding the door and the dlc one can whoop yo ahh yes if ur NG

[kind quail]

I HATE moonthryill

[stark grove]

He can parry u

[kind quail]

All my homies hate moonthryill

[glacial sun]

Jk

[stark grove]

I killed him with death spell

Ez

[glacial sun]

Oh from the crab or your own spell?

[stark grove]

[glacial sun]

I think the crab can death blight him

[stark grove]

Yes

I don't like that guy

Ugly

[glacial sun]

Ive yet to meet anybody that does

[tired forge]

Dung Eater seems like a pleasant company

[glacial sun]

He's been long without peace

[tired forge]

Until he assaults you and curses you for eternity

[short light]

i love dung eater, he smells nice

[glacial sun]

He asked you not to disturb him be thankful towards the holds serenity for it is all that keeps your death and defilement at bay

[night lava]

yur

[coral breach]

question- is there a place where I could post a short video showcasing tecnical issues?

[stark grove]

Ansbach best npc

[coral breach]

are thay allowed in comm help

[wispy bison]

splucky

[stark grove]

Open na nooor

[narrow orbit]

#media-and-links probably

[tired forge]

Millicent if you ignore the twenty reloads you need to do just to get her to go to erdtree gazing hills

[stark grove]

Chat what is going on in Ohio

[kind quail]

What about 5 minutes ago

[stark grove]

I think I accidentally killed her

[night lava]

rip granny she got hit by a bazooka

[tired forge]

[stark grove]

Some npcs are insufferable

[alpine egret]

chat are strength builds even fun

[stark grove]

I hate the woman knight npc

[kind quail]

Why do all of you hate millicent

[night lava]

bonk

[stark grove]

UGA bonk, yes

[tired forge]

Freyja?

[kind quail]

She literally did nothing wrong

[narrow orbit]

no

[dim pawn]

buhhh

[stark grove]

, no, the dlc one, she basically hunts people and betrays u

[kind quail]

Buns

[dim pawn]

I dont

[night lava]

im pretty sure most of us killed her after defeating apostle lol

[tired forge]

Ooga bonga is boring, spellblade better

[night lava]

for her prosthesis

[dim pawn]

ew

[tired forge]

Oh yeah Leda

[alpine egret]

the only "strength build" ive acc done is like ng+7 i had 65 str and i used iron balls for elden beast but i had 99 faith anyways

[tired forge]

Best of both worlds

[kind quail]

But why!??
Just continue her questline

[alpine egret]

takes yearsss

[tired forge]

They want da prosthesis

[night lava]

for the prosthesis man 😞

[glacial sun]

Rare w

[night lava]

i had to

[tired forge]

I can't bring myself to betray her

[kind quail]

But you get the better version literally later

[night lava]

it was hard to do but i had to

[glacial sun]

Sellen was fun

[kind quail]

And you can give her an honorable death at the end of her questline

[stark grove]

Cuz he gifts u a Gatling bow bro, thats the best weapon ever

[narrow orbit]

Yeah but you can't pair that without the prosthesis

[tired forge]

Millicent's prosthesis combines two talismans in one

[alpine egret]

carian slicer is in my will❤️‍🩹

[kind quail]

🍅

[glacial sun]

He does? ... i only recall some blood spell

[night lava]

or u could kill her and snatch that pretty prosthesis baby 😂✌️

[narrow orbit]

Everyone ignores the +5 dex, it's a bit useless

[tired forge]

It's much better than the other one

[stark grove]

U missing out

[tired forge]

Yeah that's fair

[narrow orbit]

Its effect is weaker than the other one
But it gets the benefit of being paired with the other insignia

[glacial sun]

Im a quality build missing out does not befit me

[stark grove]

I just killed her

[outer gate]

Helps for certain setups thay want it anyways, like RoB, to save 5 points in dex sometimes

[stark grove]

What is quality build bro

[narrow orbit]

Strength and dex

[night lava]

bazooka

[glacial sun]

Like i leveled up all my stats so i can use everything

[outer gate]

Still at most only saving you 5 levels which isn't super impactful usually

[stark grove]

I think the bows benefits alot DEX

[narrow orbit]

Well that's not it

[tired forge]

Use greatbows

[narrow orbit]

That's just a jack of all trades

[glacial sun]

So whats quality

[nova matrix]

Use pulley crossbow

[stark grove]

Jack of all trades and master of none

[tired forge]

Lots of strenght and dex primarily

[narrow orbit]

Strength and dex, made official since dark souls 3

[glacial sun]

Master of everything dw

[tired forge]

Better than a master of one (for first playthroughs)

[glacial sun]

I guess that makes my build superior

[stark grove]

Ask Bruce lee

[narrow orbit]

I wouldn't say that

[stark grove]

1000 same kicks or 1000 different kicks, flow like water my friend

[narrow orbit]

Of course the first playthrough won't be hyper optimised and all but you shouldn't really spec into everything

[tired forge]

Yeah that's way way too wasteful

[alpine egret]

are their any str weaponsthat have quick attacks (excluding balls)

[night lava]

star fists are my go to for next ng+

[outer gate]

quality as an infusion isn't that good in elden ring, it's just a damage loss compared to a more dedicated infusion until you're way overlevelled, and even then it can still get outclassed on some weapons like sword-lance or guardian's swordspear

[nova matrix]

Serpent curved sword

Gargoyle twinblade

[stark grove]

Nothing is superior if u dies from a cliff vro 🥀...
Even radan dies From that 💀💀

[narrow orbit]

Straight swords, axes

[alpine egret]

balls are genuinely so broken

[tired forge]

Warped axe

[night lava]

real

[outer gate]

by the time you're high enough level to make efficient use of quality, you could just be using blood infusion, which ends up with a quality spread most of the time anyways

[nova matrix]

Milady can be run heavy

[night lava]

craigblade would be the best option

[glacial sun]

Unless i stop coming back to life im superior 😎👌

[stark grove]

It's better Bleed+frost+rot+death

[alpine egret]

tbh yeah i might js run the milady

[kind quail]

Not too much about your lady now

[alpine egret]

dont u get it at rellanas place

[stark grove]

🧢

[kind quail]

Some lookout tower infront of her castle yeah

[night lava]

promised consort radhan

[kind quail]

Best boss btw

[glacial sun]

[night lava]

malenia>

[stark grove]

Consort radhan promised

[dim pawn]

bros favorite emoji

[stark grove]

Melina

[stark grove]

No 🧢 fr

[dim pawn]

definitely under the age of 15

[alpine egret]

lowk js gonna grab the milady after i unlock liurnia bc mohg is free eats😴😴

[night lava]

u killed ur own maiden to steal her name

[stark grove]

🧢

[night lava]

treachery

[kind quail]

Milady is in the dlc

[stark grove]

I am literally Melina

[kind quail]

Doomed evil yuri

[dim pawn]

no cap

[night lava]

this the most evil stuff i seen

[narrow orbit]

You need Radahn as well

[alpine egret]

i know i do varres quest

[kind quail]

Ooooh
Thats the only way to do it

[stark grove]

Stop vaping

[kind quail]

Yknow ive only ever gone to mohg the none varre way once

Its dumb

[night lava]

took me until ng+ to figure out you can use a portal to go to mohgywns palace

[kind quail]

Its so out of your way thats why

[alpine egret]

is that in conserated snowfields?

[night lava]

i thought varre’s quest was the only way

[river lion]

yo guys

[stark grove]

Chat is it worth buying Nintendo switch to play the Bloodborne with jetpack and trains ?

[river lion]

do you know why my game keeps crashing (im on steam)

[alpine egret]

its quite an effort ayways and ur js better off doing varres quest

[kind quail]

There should be a third option to get to mohgwyn via the siofra river

[night lava]

it’s a bit random tbh

[stark grove]

Virus

[river lion]

wdym?

[hardy drift]

What if you have a date coming over and you get that "Clean up trash 0/8" 🥹✌️

[night lava]

a palace filled with blood and red has a portal to enter it in the snowy region

[night lava]

agreed

[stark grove]

Clean up

[kind quail]

If my home had 8 neatly piled piles of trash around the floor, I think id be just fine

[sharp aurora]

How does this stuff work

[alpine egret]

?

[stark grove]

What stuff bro

[stark grove]

What do u usually stuff in there

[hardy drift]

True though...

[sharp aurora]

Discord. tech illiterate

[night lava]

js text

[stark grove]

Well, just use ur fingers to press

[night lava]

don’t got perms to do anything else either way

[stark grove]

U will figure out eventually

[night lava]

i should be well over the required level by now to get perms

cmon

[sharp aurora]

How does one get the perms to go into the voice chats?

[alpine egret]

my ass has never gone to liurnia without killing godrick bc isnt there another way

[stark grove]

god's plan

[night lava]

if there was i wouldn’t have it taken it either way tbh

[kind quail]

Wym

[night lava]

ain’t missing out on a boss

[alpine egret]

the ballistas at the gates of stormveil are harder than godrick😴

[chrome forge]

just hug the right wall

[kind quail]

Hi vari

[chrome forge]

hi

hru

[night lava]

go use the other path

[kind quail]

Im hungry
Hru

[night lava]

it’s more fun

[chrome forge]

hi hungry

[kind quail]

You're latest run was a death rite bird right
Or am I trippin

[alpine egret]

dont u get misericorde from that path?

[stark grove]

What's the best spot to do pvp

[alpine egret]

and i think iron whetblade so if i do a str build ill needa go there

[chrome forge]

deathbird

[kind quail]

Good stuff

[night lava]

don’t know what that is but u get iron whetblade there

[chrome forge]

well margot and theodorix too as public kills go

[night lava]

search it up

[kind quail]

[chrome forge]

did 10 or so rl1 ng7 +0 no roll kills today

[alpine egret]

its js some weapon that has like increased crit dmg

[kind quail]

Jesus

[chrome forge]

it’s in the same room as iron whet

[night lava]

have u done radhan no rolls

[stark grove]

Help me search it

[narrow orbit]

As in the demihuman queen?

[chrome forge]

yes

[atomic tapir]

@thorn pelican No invite links

[stark grove]

No invite links

[chrome forge]

pcr is impossible if u mean him

[alpine egret]

ohh alr

[night lava]

What’s the best spot to do pvp

[stark grove]

The bot should be more polite

[night lava]

there

[nova patio]

yo is it crazy to say elden beast is better than radagon

[alpine egret]

yes

[kind quail]

Yes

[nova patio]

Swear radagon has a secret phase

[narrow orbit]

For a lot of people, maybe
I don't much care

[stark grove]

Yes help me, type it search it and screenshot it and write a resume tier list of 50 spots please thank you

[night lava]

u got a tiktok or sum where i can watch

[nova patio]

Just buffs him when hes at like 20% health

[chrome forge]

link in my profile has my yt

[night lava]

ur vids i mean

[alpine egret]

hes fun until he starts teleporting and im js buns at dodging his lightning

[night lava]

no pic perms 🤷‍♂️

[stark grove]

My fav boss fight is this roundtablen mage where u have to Beat the shi out it

[stark grove]

Dm vro 🥀

[proud bronze]

Red

[kind quail]

Blue

[stark grove]

Can I ping u

[proud bronze]

Why

I mean you just did

But any specific reason

[stark grove]

ping-able

[proud bronze]

Ah, it’s more like if you got a question or something

[alpine egret]

do yall have any fav nightfarers?

[stark grove]

Where is Spanish

[proud bronze]

#general-es

[stark grove]

Why I can't see it

[night lava]

like gameplay wise or scenery?

[proud bronze]

You don’t have the role

Huh but you do

[kind quail]

Because you SUCK

[night lava]

i liked fighting elden beast more than radagon that’s for sure

[proud bronze]

you should be able to

[stark grove]

That's mean :'(

[night lava]

you da real mvp

[kind quail]

Im sorry

[stark grove]

Yes but I can't see in the tabs

[proud bronze]

It’s further down you should see it

[stark grove]

It's okay I'm not mad but hurt

[alpine egret]

they both have some unlikable moves

[dim pawn]

dain's back

[kind quail]

😢

[stark grove]

Nope I looked it all

[dim pawn]

my name is Mel A. Nomah

[proud bronze]

It’s right there

[stark grove]

I don't have that wow, the Spanish tab

[proud bronze]

Weird

[night lava]

true but elden beast is one damn beautiful boss to fight

[harsh elbow]

How fast can you get eleonora's after starting the game?
Kinda wanna play it in normal ER since i tend to use it alot in NR

[proud bronze]

Lemme ping you in there maybe it’ll appear then

[wispy bison]

mmeow meow

[coarse blaze]

go to server settings and enable all channels

[night lava]

cat

[proud bronze]

That can also work

[nova patio]

gameplay

[coarse blaze]

this server has a bazillion channels so most get hidden on joining

[nova patio]

Elden beast is 1000x more enjoyable

[glacial sun]

[coarse blaze]

even if you opt into them

[stark grove]

What is the role that says I want to be spoiled

[alpine egret]

for the first time sure but after ng+ and other runs he gets quite tiring and doesnt really give that enjoyment when u fight him imo

[wispy bison]

theres a spanish chanel?

[glacial sun]

I wish radagon had his own exclusive boss fight

[kind quail]

Theres an Italy channel too

[proud bronze]

German one as well

[wispy bison]

can u take me to spanish chat

[kind quail]

Im in all of em just cuz

[alpine egret]

godfrey number 1 boss til i die✌️

[proud bronze]

Also an arabic one

[stark grove]

Do u have Chinese and Japanese one

[night lava]

radagon doesn’t really have a lot of special moves, elden beast is meant to cap off your elden ring journey

feels poetic

[kind quail]

❌

[proud bronze]

No

[night lava]

true

he went down quicker

[proud bronze]

We don’t really have enough moderators that speak each language

[stark grove]

Damnn, Chinese and Japanese are the worst to play against in pvp

[kind quail]

Funny how the office eldenring server has like no Japanese players in it

[night lava]

miyazaki

[kind quail]

Michael Zachary

[night lava]

michelle zandari

[stark grove]

Kojima

[night lava]

[alpine egret]

his ass always be runnjng bro

[stark grove]

Caligula

[unique cypress]

I like mohg he's so girlypop

[kind quail]

❓

[stark grove]

What

[outer sun]

What.

[stark grove]

Why can u speak Spanish vro

[alpine egret]

miquella is mine and mine alone

[kind quail]

Im Mexican?

[night lava]

never rode torrent so much in my life lol

[stark grove]

What about German Italian Arabic and french

[alpine egret]

its either that or fire giant phase 2 where torrent its running a marathon

[kind quail]

Probably got a lil bit here and there

[stark grove]

Are u some kind of patrons translator ?

[kind quail]

🤔 you know too much👁️

[night lava]

cuz she searched it up

[stark grove]

I have beef with an Mexican

[idle marsh]

my friend told me to kill varre as he does not do anything

[stark grove]

How did u know

[night lava]

u should

[idle marsh]

i did

[night lava]

great job

[narrow orbit]

Do you trust your friend?

[idle marsh]

and have lost 6 hours of my life to get to mohgs palace

[glacial sun]

No more for you

[night lava]

hannibal lecter over here 😭

[stark grove]

U could went to work

[idle marsh]

i mean i probably could have just not followed the guide

[kind quail]

Why

[hardy drift]

I just got called sexist for saying catgirls are better than catboys 🥹

[limber lagoon]

Bloodborne

[idle marsh]

but the guide said to go there so i had to go there

[night lava]

you can get to it through a portal in the consecrated snowfields

[narrow orbit]

Why are you looking at guides though?

[stark grove]

Cuz they shittin on me of something, and we have an argument

[kind quail]

Catboys are mid

[idle marsh]

guide for a build

[glacial sun]

[narrow orbit]

What build?

[kind quail]

?

[idle marsh]

its my first ever time playing lmao

[night lava]

yur

[glacial sun]

How you liking it thus far

[chrome forge]

bad

[idle marsh]

im like 20 hours in trying to find the huge boss underground somewhere for rannis questline. the game is one of my favourite games ever already

[stark grove]

I've been playing elden ring wiothut-

[idle marsh]

not yet over the last of us though

[hardy drift]

they resorted to transphobia after the aforementioned argument didn't work

[glacial sun]

Nice take your time and savor the jouney

[stark grove]

What about

[narrow orbit]

Whut

[night lava]

i know right

[kind quail]

How do you even get there from catboys

[stark grove]

Who

[hardy drift]

I genuinely dk

[hardy drift]

different server

[stark grove]

What did u say to them

[idle marsh]

what about what

[narrow orbit]

Catboys are synonimous with hate. Like that one anime, hellsing I think?

[stark grove]

How often do u take a shower

[idle marsh]

how much harder will ng+ be btw

[outer sun]

Opinions

[idle marsh]

probably gonna do all endings

[night lava]

[kind quail]

They are!?

[idle marsh]

and then the dlc

and then nightreign

[native tree]

T

[chrome forge]

?

[kind quail]

But hellsing was so cool

[idle marsh]

although ive heard mixed things about nightreign

[fast shuttle]

Fire Giant Uppies would be insane.

[night lava]

who is u talking to 😂

[glacial sun]

Idk I just do ng+2 bcz ure OP and its fun to breeze through bosses that stopped me before I dont go futher unless i have to for missable items

[hardy drift]

that catgirls are better than catboys

[native tree]

Avari

[stark grove]

You 🥀

[narrow orbit]

I was making a joke about that Schrondinger character

[hard rapids]

Weekly

[chrome forge]

hi

[native tree]

Hru?

[kind quail]

Ah

[idle marsh]

i see

[night lava]

don’t project 😞

[chrome forge]

sleepy hru

[clever spoke]

THis Haligtree place is starting to wear me thin... may need to take a couple days break from this damned game

[stark grove]

Game is fun cuz u can sprint and climb but that's it the things u wished for eldenring...

[fast shuttle]

I just don't think the beastmen deserve rights.

[night lava]

u planning doing the dlc after ng+ or before?

[stark grove]

I don't see difference

[native tree]

Sleep, im currently selling on orphan of kos

[chrome forge]

male and female

[narrow orbit]

Neightreign is heavily multiplayer focused with roguelike mechanics

[chrome forge]

😭😭

[stark grove]

With scotch scrub.

[chrome forge]

you’ll get him

[glacial sun]

Lol dont blame you

[stark grove]

Says u

[native tree]

Like i get it to 10% hp then mess up a parry😭

[night lava]

u could try it every once in a while

js sayin…

[fast shuttle]

That one Crucible Knight in Farum Azula is probably laced with the tism.

[clever spoke]

Anyway to kill these rotten crystal dudes a little easier?

[idle marsh]

havent actually thought about it

[stark grove]

I bet u fatroll in elden ring with all the armour and stuff u carrying

[night lava]

do it before

[clever spoke]

The one that was killin the beastmen?

[idle marsh]

i feel like i wanna get onto it as soon as possible (the dlc)

[narrow orbit]

Whut

[night lava]

difficulty picks up each ng+ run

[idle marsh]

the dlc?

[fast shuttle]

It's ai just sucks so much

[night lava]

i actually don’t thank u very much

[idle marsh]

i thought i wouldnt be strong enough actually

[stark grove]

I hate the map, cuz multilayer and I confuse so hard everytime i check map

[narrow orbit]

He has autism because his AI sucks??

[idle marsh]

but i guess with ng+ its gonna be even harder than it would be

[clever spoke]

Ill tell you whos got the tism'

[idle marsh]

yeah ive heard people saying everything is on like different layers and stuff

[clever spoke]

My Cat Bali!

[night lava]

yea but don’t worry about the dlc, for now just experience base elden ring to its fullest

[lusty dust]

Hey guys

[fast shuttle]

Well when you say it like that it sounds morally wrong but you really gotta see it after an hour of cheese

[harsh elbow]

If I'm in stormveil gate right now just after beating one of the worst bosses I've ever fought, how long would it take me to get eleonora's poleblade?

[night lava]

hop off social media to avoid spoilers and experience peak

[stark grove]

There's like 3 layers of shi and some dungeon in between and merchant and some deadly maps reminiscing dark souls crap

[chrome forge]

u can run straight to it now

[idle marsh]

where can you get the best armour in the game btw

[chrome forge]

google

[stark grove]

Google

[narrow orbit]

I wouldn't do the dlc as soon as possible because it's designed for high level builds and all
But you can definitely do it before finishing the base game without much of an effect
Might want to grab the smithing stone bell bearings

[harsh elbow]

Really? Where
I always pick it up in nightreign and i like the 2handed moveset alot

[idle marsh]

i have been using just the samurai one lowkey

[chrome forge]

armor doesn’t really matter just pick what looks cool

[stark grove]

Game is out for ages already

[idle marsh]

oh right

[chrome forge]

google

[idle marsh]

good to know

[idle marsh]

what level would you say is appropritate

appropriate*

[stark grove]

U do get 30% damage reduction depends what u pick so if u dies in 2 hits it will be one 3

[chrome forge]

poise is the only notable thing, you’ll want 51 recommended but it really doesn’t matter imo

[knotty lintel]

If you actually care about the best armor it’s the rakshasa set from the dlc

[glacial sun]

U take more dmg tho

[night lava]

why does that matter when ur new to something lol

[fast shuttle]

Imagine if brain activity just didn't stop after death and you'd just be in a dream state until the rotting really kicks in

[glacial sun]

But it looks cool

[night lava]

are u coo coo in the head

[fast shuttle]

Obviously not scientifically accurate, but cool to think

[idle marsh]

ive not been paying attention to that at all

[narrow orbit]

Raw number really won't tell you much
Though stat wise I'll say as long as you have 60 vigour and a max level weapon you should be fine

[idle marsh]

ill check what its at when i get on

[knotty lintel]

I think thats a lie and it just has bad negation
Otherwise more damage good

[stark grove]

It means that u won't see them people talking to posting as long ur not following or using platforms directly related to the game or server

[chrome forge]

nice i’m gonna have to invest far too much into end for 5-10% more defence

[idle marsh]

people say dont go over 60 vigor

[night lava]

definitely coo coo

[idle marsh]

why is that

[glacial sun]

Lol?

[knotty lintel]

The amount of health gained per level after 60 is negligible

[narrow orbit]

It's true actually

[fast shuttle]

Fire Giant and Godskin Duo should NOT be that close together. Biggest examples of slop.

[night lava]

that’s the soft cap for vigor ye

[glacial sun]

How come

[stark grove]

I have 99 vigor bit like 20 stamina 20 strength and 18 dex

[idle marsh]

ohhh makes sense

[narrow orbit]

The armour just has worse negations compared to others in its weight class

[chrome forge]

respec

[night lava]

my guy what

[glacial sun]

So its just poor phrasing?

[knotty lintel]

Devs are either bad at weapon descriptions (which is true) or are bad at coding (also true) or both

[chrome forge]

godskin duo best boss

[stark grove]

I wasted all, am I cooked?

[narrow orbit]

Yes

Not sure whether to blame fromsoft or Frognat

[chrome forge]

no you can respec ur stats

[night lava]

coo coo

[glacial sun]

Lol their "greatly enhances" buffs comes to mind

[narrow orbit]

Oh my god reminds me of the full moon crossbow

[stark grove]

How if I don't have anymore the white strange ball

[narrow orbit]

Those who were in the first kahoot quiz know

[knotty lintel]

You can look up soft caps for this game, general idea of when it’s not worth to level anymore

[chrome forge]

how did you use all of them

[narrow orbit]

I highly highly doubt you used them all

[glacial sun]

Idk much about coding how come they are bad at it?

[narrow orbit]

There are 18 of them

[fast shuttle]

I think I just feel hatred now. I think AM was right.

[narrow orbit]

+9 in the dlc

[narrow orbit]

Who?

[chrome forge]

🐺

[stark grove]

Idk, I respec like 8 times bcz I I did mistakes, like 20 dex and turn to 18 dex, or doing minor respecs

[knotty lintel]

I was mostly joking but souls games are fairly infamous for being full of unaddressed glitches/bugs

[stark grove]

So I ran out

[chrome forge]

i think therefore i am

[narrow orbit]

Ohhhh

[fast shuttle]

Allied Mastercomputer? It's pretty niche, but basically he's a very hateful ai who wiped out humanity

[knotty lintel]

also sometimes devs just make mistakes like with that one dlc incantation that procced bleed like a million times

[glacial sun]

Oh I see alright thanks

[knotty lintel]

Think they mistyped a number

[chrome forge]

“niche” 😭

[fast shuttle]

How often is AM brought up, Godskin Lover?

[narrow orbit]

The edgy phase passes eventually

[narrow orbit]

So many many people make the "I have no mouth but I must scream" reference