general-discussion

[night lava]

sekiro

[glacial sun]

What a wild conclusion

[dark comet]

Sillu? gotta lot to say?

[sand coral]

There is no specific "first area" in Nightreign that you have to go through.

[dire ledge]

Nicotine saved my life

[night lava]

u mean sekiro

[glacial sun]

How so?

[native tree]

No, just confused by this chat

[slender beacon]

So I'm just lying

[dire ledge]

i lied its da opposite

[sand coral]

Smokin some right now. ✌️

[dark comet]

Me too man... me too...

[night lava]

you been lying since u first popped up in chat

[glacial sun]

👖🔥

[native tree]

How you been?

[sand coral]

Just describe to me what that area looks like.

[dark comet]

I've been alr, better i should say. Hbu?

[dire ledge]

i mix it with the green substance

[slender beacon]

It's literally the first area I got off the bird it's the first map

[native tree]

I see, i could be better

[sand coral]

Umm... Crazy.

[dark comet]

Oh no, you good?

[dire ledge]

right.

[ornate dew]

i have to get up early for physical therapy 😦 im gonna have to take a nap tomorrow

[night lava]

u tear sum

[dark comet]

Crazy...i was crazy once🤓

[dire ledge]

phantom siita

suki kirai suki kirai

[native tree]

No, stuff happened but

[sand coral]

You have to go around, kill enemies, level up, get better weapons and talismans, level up your weapon and stay out of the storm.

[ornate dew]

got my back blown out in a car accident

pause

[dark comet]

But?...

[night lava]

woah

[native tree]

Itll get better eventually

[slender beacon]

Yes I know that I'm asking how I'm meant to beat it

[sand coral]

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[dark comet]

I hope so

[slender beacon]

I can't kill anything I'm even dying to just generic swordsmen

I'm doing everything I'm meant to

[ornate dew]

injuries arent really that serious tbh i get around fine, my back and neck is just hella stiff + little painful, this was like over 2 months ago

[native tree]

Practice

[dark comet]

😊 (confused eyes btw)

[slender beacon]

I can't get past the first boss

[dusky dune]

Whats the problem?

[slender beacon]

I'm trying nothing is working

[dusky dune]

Are you playing Elden Ring?

[night lava]

must have a high pain tolerance lol

[sand coral]

Strom will close in on bosses, you have to beat three of these bosses with the weapons you get from the world and at the end there will be a big boss.

[slender beacon]

Yes I know

[dusky dune]

A big boss..?

[slender beacon]

I know what I have to do

[ornate dew]

i do doctors hate me because i can never seem to give them enough information

[sand coral]

Another Skyrim reference..

[slender beacon]

I can't do it is the problem

[dark comet]

Never played unfortunately...

[sand coral]

Neither have I.

[sand coral]

Good.

[dark comet]

One day.

[slender beacon]

Okay so now what

[night lava]

isn’t skyrim more than a decade old

[dark comet]

Iunno🤷‍♂️

[ornate dew]

skyrim is pushing 15

[night lava]

holy

[dark comet]

Dang.

[coarse blaze]

dovahkiin turned 14 last November

[ornate dew]

and to think bethesda is only just now prioritizing development of es6

[slender beacon]

I can't do anything I'm meant to be doing I can't route anything because im too stupid to understand it or learn anything I can't kill anything because I suck, what am I supposed to do

[coarse blaze]

I wonder how the little man is doing

[mental yarrow]

yes but its one of the greatest ever

[dark comet]

Dova what now

[slender beacon]

I've been asking for hours what I'm supposed to do none of you are answering me

[brisk meteor]

Hi guys I got orange juice

[slender beacon]

Why

[sand coral]

One day, yes.

[ornate dew]

at this point i kinda just want es6 to crash and burn

[dark comet]

Good job!👍

[night lava]

someone please ban this guy he’s obviously trolling

[brisk meteor]

Thank you

[ornate dew]

if todd howard has no haters its because i am dead

[sand coral]

There is nothing more to it. Just beat the last boss and you're done.

[brisk meteor]

It’s in a purple cup

[coarse blaze]

dovahkiin is the main character's title in skyrim
some kid was named the same thing on launch day and has free bethesda games for life

as part of a promotion

[dark comet]

Oooo, fun!

[night lava]

for more than a decade old game it must be good ay

[brisk meteor]

I like purple

My controllers purple

[mental yarrow]

yes

[dark comet]

Ooooh...i knew that.......

[ornate dew]

now if only bethesda games were good

[sand coral]

Amazing.

[night lava]

is it a fantasy game

[ornate dew]

im ragebaiting

...a little bit

[dark comet]

I like green... mine is green😊

[hexed kernel]

man some people just get lucky huh?

[sand coral]

Yes.

[ornate dew]

i am of the opinion that if your game needs mods to be fun or interesting it's just not that great of a game

looking at you skyrim

[dusky dune]

At the start, go for low-level areas like churches to upgrade your max potions, and mega churches, camps, forts and etc to level up. And then go for the castle in the centre once youre ready. Minimum level wanted is 5. But since youre new it could be more

[limber lagoon]

down go godskin

oh yueahhhhh

[slender beacon]

I know and I can't do it

[night lava]

nice job

[sand coral]

Skyrim can be fun without mods, I think.

[slender beacon]

I don't know why I cant

[mental yarrow]

so minecraft has the same thing then?

[dark comet]

No

[raven fern]

Thanks

[dusky dune]

Also go for field bosses. Look at the icon in the map, if it has a red icon. Then its too powerful for a new player to beat

[hexed kernel]

literally just Friday Night Funkin

[slender beacon]

It's not difficult it's the first area and I just cannot do it no matter what I try

[native tree]

Meg

[ornate dew]

i apply this same standard to minecraft yes

and i do love minecraft

[limber lagoon]

man the ronin gear and blaidd helmet look really cool together

[raven fern]

Hola!

[limber lagoon]

nice armor

[native tree]

Hru?

[coarse blaze]

tbf it doesn't, it just doesn't hold up to standard since bethesda rarely updates a game post launch

[limber lagoon]

is dragopncrest shield tali good?

[raven fern]

I’m tired and my arms are sore

[coarse blaze]

very

[native tree]

Sleep

[ornate dew]

blowing my shi smoove off after the 79th draugr dungeon

[dusky dune]

Are you making sure youre immediately level 2 the moment you venture off? You always spawn beside a starting camp with low tier enemies. Kill them

[sand coral]

Yes.

[slender beacon]

Yes I'm doing that

[dusky dune]

Being level 2 is important

[hexed kernel]

minecraft by itself is a solid game but it gets boring
servers and mods are literally how its kept alive for this long

[limber lagoon]

shiiiiii i found it

[brisk meteor]

I wear the nox swordstress armor and use milady

[sand coral]

Yeah... No idea what you're talking about. Never played Skyrim.

[dusky dune]

Also look for any weapons or talismans, even if you wont exactly use them. Their passives can be useful

[ornate dew]

minecraft singleplayer is limited by your own creativity

multiplayer is just always good fun

[night lava]

minecraft is the most fun to play with other people

[dark comet]

Anyways. I spent way to long here, it was ment to be a monthly appearance... ummmm (maniacally disappears)

[glacial sun]

Minecraft is as good as your creativity and we all have limits

[slender beacon]

I lose levels constantly because I keep dying I can't find any good weapons I can't do half of the objectives because I don't have an item I die to every boss I come across

[native tree]

Cya

[slender beacon]

Apparently I'm not allowed to play this if I played elden ring because is isn't the same game so I Don t know what I'm meant to do

[ornate dew]

for that reason i cant blame the game for any shortcomings i reach in the singleplayer since the depth and interest does absolutely exist

[dusky dune]

If you are simply unable to find a good weapon which is rare. Go for a cave and upgrade your starter weapon

[glacial sun]

We kinda said the same thing i didnt even notice ur message before sending mine

[slender beacon]

I don't want to use the starter weapon its awful

[dusky dune]

Dont fight bosses you cant yet. Field bosses without a red outline icon on the map are what you should aim for early game

[slender beacon]

It's too slow to kill the boss

[ornate dew]

i still do not know how to do anything with redstone all these years later lmfao

[dusky dune]

Do you just immediately dump it

[sand coral]

There is usually a camp where you first land. Kill enemies there, get weapons and move to the next location.

[slender beacon]

No

[slender beacon]

Yes I know I already said I'm doing that

[glacial sun]

My most played game is honkai star rail 💯

[sand coral]

Then what's the problem?

[dusky dune]

Its serviceable until you kill a boss to get a good weapon

Mine is MH Wilds

[sand coral]

Lord have mercy.

[ornate dew]

i have beat the ender dragon exactly once with the help of my friends, and i only did that like 3 months ago

[hexed kernel]

disgusting

[glacial sun]

I appreciate ur patience with him lol

[slender beacon]

Killing one camp of enemies doesn't do anything for me it gets me one level and that's it

[sand coral]

🙏

[slender beacon]

I'm still too much of a moron to do anything past that

[glacial sun]

😟

[night lava]

sekiro

[ornate dew]

my enjoyment in minecraft comes in the form of building towns and houses 🤷 i dont care about grinding for gear or doing endgame content

[slender beacon]

I can't even refund the game because it's been too long since I played it

[dusky dune]

Once again, being level 2 is really important. Without, reaching to higher levels will be much harder

[slender beacon]

Yes I know I'm doing level 2

[dusky dune]

The game is very tough solo for new players

[slender beacon]

I just said I was why aren't any of you listening to me

[dusky dune]

You can do multiplayer

[sand coral]

Yeah, that's why I said move to the next location after that, usually fort or a cave.

[glacial sun]

Bro did u develop the game why are hyping sekiro up lol check off topic

[glacial sun]

Someone needs you

[night lava]

it’s that good

[dusky dune]

I know you do. Im saying why you do

[sand coral]

Ur rite.

[dusky dune]

Sekijo and I have said what to do afterwards earlier already

[night lava]

any hate for sekiro is unforgivable

[dusky dune]

What character are you using by the way?

If youre using Wylder, nearly every melee weapon is good enough

[slender beacon]

I'm dying in the first camp it keeps putting me in the rat camp and I can't hit them with my sword

I don't want to play this anymore I'm so bored of this game

[night lava]

have u platinumed it

[dusky dune]

Status effects will do wonders

[sand coral]

@slender beacon Here's what you can do. Go to YouTube and watch a single playthrough. You will understand everything if you are having trouble.

[glacial sun]

🤣🤣🤣

[slender beacon]

I have

[dusky dune]

Do a heavy attack, it hits in a straight direction. You will attack the rats

[sand coral]

I have, yes. I also did a no-hit run.

[slender beacon]

I don't have the stamina they just keep hitting me

[ornate dew]

me when i buy a game i refuse to engage with

[night lava]

damn 😭

[slender beacon]

I literally don't get it I'm so stupid

[sand coral]

Then you understand.

[glacial sun]

This humpert guy trolling 😭

[slender beacon]

It doesn't make any sense

[covert eagle]

why wont ensha invade me at roundtable after i killed omenkiller?

[slender beacon]

There's no reason for me to be this bad I literally can't take it anymore

[dusky dune]

Distance yourself. Do not immediately rush in since the rats could definitely gang up on you and stunlock you

[night lava]

what i’ve been saying for the past 20 minutes lol

[glacial sun]

Medallion

[dusky dune]

Its not like your hopeless

[covert eagle]

yeah its in my inventor

[dusky dune]

You just need more knowledge

[glacial sun]

From the pot?

[slender beacon]

It is you're all treating me like that anyways

[ornate dew]

you get good at games by playing them more, you cannot expect to be the max verstappen of gaming fresh out of the womb

[dusky dune]

Not really no?

[slender beacon]

You're saying I'm a troll and that I'm stupid etc etc

[night lava]

hesitation is defeat

[dusky dune]

I havent

[covert eagle]

yes the haligtree right?

[coarse blaze]

are you modding

[sand coral]

You have to get the Haligtree madellion half from there. Then he will invade.

[covert eagle]

i did

[glacial sun]

Yes the one you get same area as omen killer

[covert eagle]

im on coop

[coarse blaze]

that's why

modding the video game breaks stuff

[ornate dew]

yo we dont talk about mods here

[sand coral]

Try quitting and rejoining the game.

[covert eagle]

🥀

[slender beacon]

So what am I supposed to do

[sand coral]

Oh.

[night lava]

y’all what are the best talismans to use for bloodhound

[dusky dune]

Learn. Get better. Trial and error

[slender beacon]

I just want me refund I shouldn't have even bothered

But I can't even do that so what now

[ornate dew]

i dont understand how you've come to purchase a fromsoft game without understanding the concept of trial and error

[sand coral]

I am pretty sure Solaire and I explained it. Kill enemies, get weapons and level up.

[dusky dune]

How do I attack in the game

[glacial sun]

Ngl u all deserve to get rage baited by humpert

[slender beacon]

I'm just meant to leave it with every other game I can't play because of how much of a moron I am and then bomb another £40 on the next game I'm going to suck at

[ornate dew]

true im feeding the troll, i gotta go to bed for therapy tomorrow

[night lava]

there playing along i think

[ornate dew]

gn loves!

[dusky dune]

The only thing stopping you from progressing these games is you.

[glacial sun]

Cya

[dusky dune]

Good night!

[slender beacon]

I'm not trying to though this is my problem

I don't know why I'm so stupid I don't know why I'm so bad at everything

[sand coral]

First, you throw your console outside your window. Then you go watch One Piece in one sitting.

[velvet canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-hands-up-druski-shrug-druski-idk-meme-gif-7093177929627107381

[slender beacon]

I'm doing what you say I do what people tell me to do and none of it works

[dusky dune]

Having someone else watching you play could help or playing with somebody else

[sand coral]

How exactly is it not working. Give details. Do you keep dying?

[elfin junco]

close out of discord and focus on the game

[slender beacon]

Like you aren't just going to laugh at me

[sand coral]

Who's laughing?

[slender beacon]

I don't know the details it just isn't working

[safe nest]

Just one phased radahn level 49 before renala moonviel so good

[slender beacon]

I don't know what else to say

[dusky dune]

The only people laughing at you are the ones who arent helping you at the moment.

[sand coral]

Then how are we supposed to help you if you don't know what's the problem?

[dusky dune]

Do you have access to online

[slender beacon]

Because I don't know the problem besides I'm dying and I can't do anything right

[slender beacon]

Yes and I don't want to play with randoms

I don't want a guy doing everything for me

[dusky dune]

Do you have friends you can play with

[elfin junco]

playing solo is way harder tbh

[slender beacon]

No I dont

[dusky dune]

Its good for learning

[sand coral]

So you are dying. That's what I asked. There is nothing wrong with the game then, it's just proving difficult for you.

Just keep trying.

[brisk meteor]

I got more orange juice

[coarse blaze]

my condolences

[sand coral]

That's how Fromsoft games work.

[dusky dune]

None for us?

[sand coral]

Amazing.

[coarse blaze]

thankfully

orange juice is NOT good and I will die on that hill

[dusky dune]

I died to Asylum Demon, horrible unbalanced game

[sand coral]

Ur rong.

[coarse blaze]

my apolocheese

[brisk meteor]

I don’t love you as much as the others but I still love you

[elfin junco]

pulp free orange juice is not good

[sand coral]

Did you try attacking like I told you?

[brisk meteor]

That was mean I’m sorry

[dusky dune]

...

[dusky dune]

Im on episode 4

[coarse blaze]

I love episode thats such a good show

so many different genres and series'

[sand coral]

Just a little more to go, then you can attack once.

[dusky dune]

Should I do this every time I want to attack an enemy

Wow this is so fun

[sand coral]

Yes, of course. It's pretty easy.

[surreal jungle]

guys is invincible good?

[atomic tapir]

Not quite my tempo

[uneven hedge]

Hot take:
People only think JJK was a good anime because
It has good animation, good writing, and good art direction
If it didn't have any of that it would be bad, HOLY qualityslop 😭 ✌️

[brisk meteor]

I like jjk cause I like the coulour purple and I seen it on blue hair guy

[surreal jungle]

wow
almost everything that an anime needs to be good

[brisk meteor]

I like purple

[surreal jungle]

i think any anime without good writing or good animation would be bad

[uneven hedge]

No, baki has none of those yet people still like it

[surreal jungle]

i haven't watched baki
what about it

[atomic tapir]

So OPM s3

Wait what

[atomic tapir]

Bomboclat

[brisk meteor]

I like orange juice too

[atomic tapir]

Nvm I’m just stupid, mb Juno

[brisk meteor]

I love you all I’m full of love and happiness

[wet plume]

Bro is NOT a rasta

[uneven hedge]

Big muscular dudes beating eachother in hand to hand combat

[coarse blaze]

apple fritter memes

[outer sun]

Eid Mubarak!

[wet plume]

Big guys with big muscles trying to out muscle each other

[surreal jungle]

in that logic
solo leveling is good

[night lava]

watched like one episode and called it quits

[glacial sun]

Likewise, enjoy

[kind quail]

Why are you purple

[native tree]

T

[loud mason]

i'm trying to no-hit the base game for the first time

[native tree]

Ok

[coarse blaze]

purple kat arc

[coarse blaze]

my condolences

[pearl bloom]

Icerind+6 obtained, this will be my weapon for Radahn and Mohg

[coarse blaze]

why

icerind hasnt been good in like 4 years

[pearl bloom]

Minimum bosses

[loud mason]

+5 reduvia and a dream

[lilac turret]

is there a way to disable roll and be able to just use the backstep instead for all directions?

[coarse blaze]

no, and backstep is worse

[glacial sun]

I dont think words can encapsulate what this show is

[pearl bloom]

My narrator is stronger than your narrator

[glacial sun]

Thats a good one definitely close

[pearl bloom]

The power of imagination and pp training

[atomic tapir]

U da real back step

[gilded olive]

i HATE fallingstar beasts

[pearl bloom]

I just realized. I have to fight Mohg with only 1 talisman slot

[atomic tapir]

Go to comm help btw

[pearl bloom]

You can hit them with a ranged attack while they’re charging to stun them

[coarse blaze]

I see it😭

[atomic tapir]

I’m dragging this out

[coarse blaze]

dude has gotta be trolling

[gilded olive]

melee fighting was the worst thing ever

they take so little damage

and have gabillion hp

[pearl bloom]

What weapon are you using?

[gilded olive]

claymore +14 and lordsworn +13

[pearl bloom]

How are you fighting them?

[leaden birch]

hey chat how i get more arrows?

[gilded olive]

wdym

[knotty lintel]

craft or buy them from merchants

[leaden birch]

alright

how much do they usually cost

[knotty lintel]

also-
mandatory “lesbian ring” post

[knotty lintel]

pennies on the dollar

[maiden violet]

40

[sage zealot]

what do u need to get into vc

[native tree]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[pearl bloom]

So, I need weapons with the following conditions:

Somber upgrades

Stat requirements obtainable with a combination of Radagon Soreseal + Bleeing Greyoll

Does not require defeating a boss to obtain it or to make the weapon good (such as talismans)

Within Limgrave, Peninsula, Liurnia, Caelid or Altus (not Gelmir)

I’ve already tried Icerind and it sucks, so I want alternatives

[gilded olive]

what level should be for the shaded castle

[royal hill]

Eid Mubarak

[glacial sun]

Eid Mubarak

[craggy cove]

some girl js asked me to be her bf and then blocked me out of nowhere tf??

i was gonna say no but like at least let me reject you dawg

[scenic lake]

power move

[craggy cove]

didnt even let me reject her ✌️

[wet plume]

Weird attempt at a prank idk

Anyway

Strawberry milkshakes are pretty good

Specially strawberry cheesecake I think

[north patrol]

yessss

cheesecake so good omg

[wet plume]

Oh then there's key lime pie

Which is just cheesecake but with some like lime frosting and a lime

[north patrol]

waw

[brisk meteor]

I falled asleep

Less time on Elden ring

[hardy drift]

aleph

[north patrol]

Aleph

[hardy drift]

zayin?

[north patrol]

Sora

[hardy drift]

wrong

[north patrol]

Idk what u were saying mate i was trying to match whatever you were up too

[leaden birch]

im a fail

[kind quail]

The album?

[hardy drift]

nothing there

[leaden birch]

i tried to ride my horse past everyone on storm hill but then the fire crossbow killed me

[kind quail]

Wys

[hexed kernel]

messmer is literally S+ tier boss fight gaming
its the first boss in the DLC that I have faced which could top malenia

however, still pretty easy

[desert robin]

midra >

[leaden birch]

does rolling not have a immunity frame?

ive been trying to roll to dodge fallen omens attacks but he is keep on hitting me

[hardy drift]

melting love

[hardy drift]

whats your equip load

but yes rolling has iframes

[hexed kernel]

i mean midra is really cool too yeah
but umm his poise is trash

[wet plume]

Y'all ever sometimes want to sleep like a vampire

[leaden birch]

nevermind i was just timing it wrong

[south totem]

Yo what are the curren best somber weapons for pvp at level 125

[leaden birch]

why does rogier sometimes not help at all

[wet plume]

Just sleep all day

[leaden birch]

he is a bully

[hexed kernel]

i get like 6 hours sleep at max

[glacial sun]

[glacial sun]

St trina wouldn't approve

[wet plume]

So yes

[night lava]

11 hrs>>

[restive forge]

Yo so what is objectively the easiest souls game excluding elden ring with summons

[hardy drift]

no

[night lava]

in my experience sekiro

that might change when i play bb

[restive forge]

Actually? isn’t it the hardest

[night lava]

😼

[restive forge]

Bb is pretty easy imo i beat every boss including dlc under 3 tries

Except gerhman on my first run

[hardy drift]

sleeping that much is just the worst, so much wasted time

[night lava]

i hate bosses with scythes

[restive forge]

Yeah even frieze

Friede

Especially first phase

[leaden birch]

bloodborne is a bit unbalanced though every enemy can one shot

[restive forge]

Nahhhh no one one shots except Ludwig

[leaden birch]

i havent played it in a while so im not sure

im a noob

the easiest souls game for me is ds remastered/ ds1

[gray wraith]

is nightreign worth buying? it’s 25% off rn

[leaden birch]

is ds remastered same thing as ds1?

[night lava]

i got nothin else to do lol

[nimble spire]

hello all

[night lava]

sleep hits different when ur unemployed

[leaden birch]

nightreigns like fortnight kinda

[hexed kernel]

ds1 or maybe demon souls

[hexed kernel]

im not a baby

[leaden birch]

thats what i hear anyway

[gray wraith]

what

[night lava]

a good majority of people say it’s the best or almost as good as er

[leaden birch]

yeah its a co op game where you fight other teams

[gray wraith]

no i know what it is it’s not fortnite bruh

[night lava]

i don’t think anything can dethrone er

[leaden birch]

i mean i liked bb im just a noob

[restive forge]

It isn’t bb?

[leaden birch]

its not?

[night lava]

don’t have to be

[gray wraith]

have u ever played fortnite

[leaden birch]

i mean once

[gray wraith]

bruh

[restive forge]

Dark souls 1 is easy asf but atleast u have some weird ass areas like the tomb of the giants

[night lava]

is it on the shorter side

[restive forge]

Yes

15 hours max if u do dlc as well imo

Unless u include chalice dungeons

[night lava]

yea i might platinum it so im gonna need to do those lol

[leaden birch]

idk if i got passed 2nd boss yet in bb

[restive forge]

Chalice dungeons suck

[night lava]

i’ll say 30 hrs for platinum would be ideal right?

[restive forge]

Yep

[hardy drift]

for nr?

or no

[leaden birch]

what do you think the hardest boss in ds1 is?

[restive forge]

I took 8 hours or so for base game first playthrough and then 4 for dlc

[leaden birch]

my opinion is the 4 kings

[restive forge]

🛏️

[night lava]

for what

[leaden birch]

bed?

[restive forge]

Of chaos

[hardy drift]

nightreign

[leaden birch]

wym bed of chaos is easy

[night lava]

no bloodborne

[restive forge]

I hate hate hate that boss

[still siren]

Helo

[hardy drift]

oh

[restive forge]

So annoying

[leaden birch]

dont you just hit those wood things

[hardy drift]

bb has a dlc?

[restive forge]

Yeah but the platforming

[leaden birch]

lol

[restive forge]

U haven’t heard about the orphan?

[night lava]

it’s much harder than that lol from what i’ve seen online

[restive forge]

Or lady Maria?

[hardy drift]

i thought that was base

[restive forge]

Nah it’s dlc

[leaden birch]

i beat it easy

[waxen nacelle]

hi friends

[hardy drift]

thats awfully boring

[restive forge]

One of my favourite fromsoft dlcs

[leaden birch]

i mean the ground does crack open

[restive forge]

And u keep getting sweeped off

[night lava]

i think you can kill him easy if you stand right in front of him and throw pots in certain directions

[restive forge]

It’s kinda hard that way I tried with a bow once

[night lava]

i saw it from a speedrunner lol

[restive forge]

Yall played ds3?

[night lava]

there’s a boss just like him in er below where st trina is

or at least his weapon is

[leaden birch]

oh my sorcerer rogier is so trash

he only serves as a distraction

[restive forge]

Putrescent knight?

[night lava]

yea him

reminded me of kos instantly lol

[restive forge]

Every npc summon serves as a distraction

Except maybe Melina for morgott

[leaden birch]

alright

[restive forge]

U know

His arena

Is a lot like midir’s from ds3

[night lava]

the purple aesthetic yea

[restive forge]

And I believe midir is the hardest dragon boss in all of souls

[restive forge]

Even the arena itself

[night lava]

harder than er dragons?

[restive forge]

Absolutely

[night lava]

damn

[restive forge]

Bayle is hard but he’s like big enough to hit

[night lava]

it took me plenty of attempts to beat placidusax and even shorter with bayle but still

[night lava]

ah i see

[restive forge]

Yeah midir took me around 20 attempts

I beat Gael and nameless in like 5 tries max

[night lava]

is his hitbox all over the place

[restive forge]

Hit box isn’t he just goes hog wild

Very aggressive

[night lava]

as what a true dragon should be

i feel like er dragons are relatively slow compared to other games

[dusty zephyr]

My dagger is at plus three and I feel like I have enough s Smithing Stones. Um why wont et me upgrade it no more? I don't see it in the Black Smith.

[restive forge]

Runes

[restive forge]

Except bayle pretty much

But even kalameet is slow

[night lava]

that fake thrust he does is hilarious

[leaden birch]

bloodloss is lowkey goated

[restive forge]

Do an occult build

I’ve always wanted to

[night lava]

bleed is op

[leaden birch]

samurai might be best starter class with its bleed weapon

[night lava]

what weapon did u guys use for ur first playthrough of er

[dusty zephyr]

I have 7,000 ruins. The issue is I don't even see my dagger pop up in the blacksmith at all.

[lilac turret]

just picked up the game and im still undecided apparently i picked the wrong starter class cuz prisoner isnt really meant for dual weilding warhammers lol

[night lava]

two shot every single boss lol

[knotty lintel]

claymore

[knotty lintel]

Wait till you learn starting classes dont matter 😛

[night lava]

i might try the starfists for my next playthrough

[lilac turret]

i was actually thinking of just restarting since i barely made any progression and goin the samuria dude

[knotty lintel]

It honestly wouldnt change much

All the starting classes do is give you some stuff and a few stats but once you start leveling it doesn’t matter one bit

[noble acorn]

if elden ring was good then why there is no elden ring 2

don't tell me it takes time i asked this 3 years ago

[night lava]

samurai class is good at the very beginning but you can easily branch off and start making your own build

[knotty lintel]

Something of true quality needs no sequel

[night lava]

would be pointless

[lilac turret]

elden ring 2 before gta 6

[night lava]

elden ring is the perfect game

why would they announce a sequel to a perfect game

[knotty lintel]

Thats furry feet sorry to burst your bubble

[lilac turret]

ive yet to find any dex swords and bow ;/

[gray wraith]

i'd say one dlc wouldnt hurt but either way its peak

[noble acorn]

almost 4 years 😔

[night lava]

theres a church right at the beginning you can purchase bows and a crafting kit

[leaden birch]

i need to find a weapon thats very fast and has bleed on it

[gray wraith]

elden ring needs to have the feature from sekiro where you can fight the bosses again

[craggy cove]

i gotta find a way to live up to my familys insane lore

[night lava]

this

[lilac turret]

oh the npc just pass the golden armor horse guy?

[leaden birch]

does blleed activate on a certain ammount of hits?

[night lava]

yea

[knotty lintel]

You can get the reduvia before any major boss

[night lava]

insanely op btw

[leaden birch]

wheres that

[lilac turret]

i used all my runes to up my vigor lol

[knotty lintel]

each bleed attack has a certain amount of buildup and depending on the enemy’s blood resistance it will take more or less hits to proc

[night lava]

i really hate that i have to start a new game each time i wanna replay a certain boss

[knotty lintel]

Miyazaki knows people want this he just doesn’t like it i don’t think

[night lava]

but i don’t even know how they would do it frankly

[gray smelt]

bro stucked in 1 game lmao

[leaden birch]

where i get reduvia at

[lilac turret]

backstep much faster tho

[noble acorn]

[gray wraith]

nooo

[knotty lintel]

west of the lake of agheel (big lake at the start of the game) just follow the river or wtv

[gray wraith]

do yall remember undeadhumor

[leaden birch]

alright

is it near the horse boss?

[night lava]

you can farm runes basically anywhere in the game, i’d say beat the starter bosses and then start varres quest to gain access to mohgywn’s palace

[gray smelt]

theres absolutely nothing worse than playing the 1 same game in the past 4 years

[night lava]

js got alexandered

[lilac turret]

i was just gna follow this map guide i found and explore every thing before i move on

[night lava]

do that yea

[leaden birch]

murder is worse

[night lava]

it’s meant to be fully explored

you won’t find another game like it

[whole walrus]

ew rune farming in gen

[gray smelt]

quite sufferable

[night lava]

indubitably

[leaden birch]

the first boss of elden ring is prob gonna take me like 60-70 times since im so noob

[night lava]

malenia

[leaden birch]

i can get him down to 1/4 of his health then i die

[night lava]

blade of miquella

[leaden birch]

whats that

[lilac turret]

ya i wanted some sense of direction tho so i have this map i found in google that shows leveling zones and what weapon stats i should be at for that zone

[noble acorn]

i hope this time now all the chat are ds2 lovers

[night lava]

pain

[frosty spindle]

peak

[night lava]

yea i get it i had to search up guides for mostly all of the quests i had to do lol

[violet heath]

hello everynyan

mnff

[leaden birch]

i havent played it

[violet heath]

n-no don't X react me..

nnggahhh~

anyway what are we talking about

[leaden birch]

but its bad right

[native stream]

What on earth

[noble acorn]

i like it a lot

[violet heath]

hihi bbs

[night lava]

adp

[native stream]

yellow

[violet heath]

can we get some cool people in chat

it's like 7am rn for kiki right

[native stream]

am I not cool people enough for you....

[violet heath]

I said some!! not just one!!!

[violet heath]

pink

[native stream]

I am many people, I am 30 000 ants in a trenchcoat

[violet heath]

...gulp

strange looking 30,000 ants

[noble acorn]

gabe cube

[native stream]

we form the shape of a girl

[night lava]

gay

[leaden birch]

ds remastered is trash

[violet heath]

good shape

[native stream]

the best shape

[leaden birch]

hunchback

[hazy sand]

6am

[native stream]

They are awoken

[hazy sand]

Sadly, Heya how y’all

[desert robin]

meow

[native stream]

pfp crisis part 7 billion

[violet heath]

hihi kiki

[violet heath]

hell yeah it is

[native stream]

you ever see crazy beautiful art and then notice its dsmp and die inside a little

[violet heath]

kiki why are you Kiara again

[hazy sand]

Felt like it

[violet heath]

type shi

[native stream]

sometimes a girl as a treat

[wet plume]

Curious individual

[hazy sand]

Just more feminine as a treat

[violet heath]

I am not curious of you at all

[autumn cobalt]

Guys what is better,the nagakiba or the red blood dagger

[desert robin]

Ong

[violet heath]

nagakiba

[autumn cobalt]

Okay,thank you

[wet plume]

Why would you be

[desert robin]

My doggy thinks I (6'3, full beard) would look good in a skirt

I'm sure

[hazy sand]

Anyway I got to go school now I guess, have a good day everyone

[violet heath]

I do not know

[violet heath]

baibai

[desert robin]

Have a good one m'theydy

[hazy sand]

My cat thinks I look terrible

She thinks this of everyone

[desert robin]

Mreow

[night lava]

kratos

[violet heath]

I need to get mine in a skirt

[wet plume]

Tf Kratos got to do with this

[violet heath]

Catos

[night lava]

I do not know - Kratos

[violet heath]

gulp

what even is a worlds end valentine

[wet plume]

Sounds like a Stand

[violet heath]

@native stream hey freak

what is an omori

[desert robin]

omori

[violet heath]

gulp

[native stream]

guh

[wet plume]

Aka peak

[violet heath]

if I spammed you with my recent selfies would that be too evil woman coded of me

[native stream]

rpg that was made by a person of controversy

[native stream]

yes + I'm in class lol

[violet heath]

I'm in an evil woman mood tonight

[native stream]

ray why do you keep fish reacting me

[violet heath]

i'm a professional evil woman

[desert robin]

im evil

[violet heath]

this song slaps

Ray do you wanna be an evil woman with me

[desert robin]

Sometimes

[violet heath]

amazing

[halcyon kernel]

Hi lol

[slate kettle]

Can someone give me some tips for elden ring

[slate kettle]

Why this game is so mid

[rapid atlas]

Explore

[halcyon kernel]

Idk

[slate kettle]

Is there any signal system where u can know which move u can parry or dodge

[wet plume]

It gets better when you explore and level up

[rapid atlas]

No

[wet plume]

Learn patterns

[slate kettle]

Just like in sekiro

[wet plume]

Don't be afraid to die in the game

[violet heath]

Fatigue do you wanna be an evil woman with me

[slate kettle]

I watched many elden guide videos its more confusing now

[halcyon kernel]

Sure, also hi Cacao

[wet plume]

Well, watch a few build videos and see what you like maybe

In the end though, play how you like

[slate kettle]

This game is more confusing than my studies

[violet heath]

Fatigue you have to be an evil woman with me

do evil woman things, like be objectively correct about everything, and develop BPD

[wet plume]

We got the Evil Woman Money Gang starting in here

[halcyon kernel]

Oooh

[violet heath]

pink monster energy

[halcyon kernel]

Both of my parents have BPD

Should I do more weird drawings?

[wet plume]

Y'all gotta petition for an Evil Woman Money Gang role

[slate kettle]

Constipation ?

[halcyon kernel]

??? 😭

[slate kettle]

What does bpd mean

[native stream]

I'm one out of two now what

[native stream]

bipolar/borderline personality disorder

[violet heath]

get an 8 hour timeout for sexism against men

distinctly sexism against men, because that's a distinction that needs to be made according to the mods

[frosty spindle]

where you at?

[native stream]

🧍‍♀️

[violet heath]

borderline, shorthand for bipolar disorder is bipolar

[halcyon kernel]

Cacao can I show you my drawings?

[violet heath]

absolutely

[violet heath]

that's IBS

[slate kettle]

I deleted this mid game bcz of that first horse boss

[native stream]

I've seen people refer to bpd as both though I agree

[frosty spindle]

oh😭

[violet heath]

gotcha

[wet plume]

Brodio you GOTTA level up

Ain't no way you quit after that guy

[frosty spindle]

well it gets peak and you can just skip that boss

[violet heath]

girly this is the literal definition of mad cuz bad

[slate kettle]

Im playing god of war ragnarok

[wet plume]

Start anew my dude

[violet heath]

well, go on

[slate kettle]

I already did this was my 5th time

[wet plume]

I respect that but ya gotta re-download Elden Ring

[violet heath]

why are you texting me if you're in class freak

[native stream]

uhhh nuh uh

[frosty spindle]

also a good game but if you have elden ring and not playing it youre missing out

[native stream]

don't call me that I'll bite you

also I basically have the whole day off

[wet plume]

I mean in Elden Ring

[mild steeple]

Can i kill rellana twin blade using only the crit hit after parrying?

[slate kettle]

I also raided some kind of village but they also beated the shii out of me too

[wet plume]

Explore

Gain runes

Level up

Get throwables

[frosty spindle]

well at the start everything is gonna beat the shi out of you, no way around it

[native stream]

specifically put points into vigor and upgrade your weapon

[wet plume]

Get a bow

[mild steeple]

Anyone??

[glacial sun]

Irritable bowel syndrome

[violet heath]

yeah? promise?

[slate kettle]

Tf u mean explore every boss or npc is a complete menace in this game

[violet heath]

correct, I said "that's" not "what's"

[mild steeple]

hey you're that man hater

[native stream]

we are nawt going back to that

[glacial sun]

Ik i just wanted to flex

[wet plume]

Adapt and overcome my dude

[slate kettle]

I always choose the samurai class

[violet heath]

not my fault I'm an evil woman

[mild steeple]

Wretch

[frosty spindle]

thats not the case if you have a solid build every boss is doable

[native stream]

Why don't you have a fruity henchman /ref

[mild steeple]

Bleed

[violet heath]

nay, I'm just an evil woman

[slate kettle]

They should add some kind of parry signal system just like sekiro

[violet heath]

I'm so proud of you lovely

[glacial sun]

[mild steeple]

how much do u weigh

[native stream]

thank you youtube for putting on insomniac during this time I definitely needed to hear this now

[jade lichen]

isaac reference

[frosty spindle]

im pretty sure no human is objectively correct about everything

[violet heath]

what a strange question to ask, what might that information do for you?

[violet heath]

only pretty sure?

[mild steeple]

nothing. Got my answer

[violet heath]

besides, i'm not a human, i'm a bird

[frosty spindle]

yea pretty sure

[violet heath]

mmkay <3

[frosty spindle]

oh nvm then

[native stream]

definitely not a creepy thing to ask a woman on the internet

[violet heath]

for our podcast listeners he wanted me to confirm wether or not i'm fat so he can feel good about me being an evil woman

[sick storm]

Yeah that's the best code of all time

[native stream]

tomathy

[violet heath]

ooo poor mans poison

[sick storm]

That is me !

[violet heath]

gulp

[halcyon kernel]

I loooove this genre of music

[surreal jungle]

what about gautam buddha
he was a human

[wet plume]

Round Meal

[frosty spindle]

whos that

[native stream]

What do you use all that storage for

[wet plume]

Serves 3 men

[sick storm]

Wake up, open gen chat, day immediately ruined

[surreal jungle]

buddhism man

[native stream]

I have some very jealous friends

[wet plume]

Protein blasted

[violet heath]

i'm sowwy..

[wet plume]

How to do it

[frosty spindle]

maybe he was always correct idk him

[wet plume]

Boil in bag

[sick storm]

Uhhh movies/tv shows/backing up my devices

[wet plume]

Open and enjoy

[native stream]

okay no more pfp nonsense

[wet plume]

Macaroni and beef

[sick storm]

Not ur fault that random weirdo #374822 showed up

[native stream]

okay but like
47 terrabytes
how

do you see a series you like and proceed to download all 13 seasons in 4k or something

[halcyon kernel]

New pfp

[sick storm]

Decide to watch thing
Procrastinate it
Decide to watch another thing

[sick storm]

Also that lmao

[native stream]

That's so real

[wet plume]

Does bro have the Library of Alexandria in his computer 💀

[sick storm]

I have an automated setup for it! I just put the name in and I have everything in 4k

[native stream]

The library of alexandria pales in comparison to Tom's 50 terabyte storage

[frosty spindle]

you upscale?

[native stream]

I think there's only one screen in my house that can even do 4k

[violet heath]

3 pfp's

what, am I stressing you out?

[frosty spindle]

thats got to be the best pirate ive ever seen

[native stream]

Just because you are capable of doing thins to my brain doesn't mean you should
kaboom, evil woman

[sick storm]

Shhh

I love legally downloading media

[frosty spindle]

ofc we all legaly aquire our movies

[violet heath]

doesn't mean I shouldn't either

[sick storm]

And instead of watching any of it I will continue to play nightreign : )

[native stream]

I also love modifying my legally obtained ROM files to play SuperMariomon

[surreal jungle]

piracy talk in ercord

[sick storm]

Nah

[sick storm]

🤝

[frosty spindle]

all legal

[native stream]

Emerald ROM hacks are awesome in general icl

Emerald Kaizo is great, Super Mario Mon is great, too many types is great (I think too many types is Emerald)

[violet heath]

chat she's ignoring me

[surreal jungle]

guys how to become a pirate

[native stream]

no I'm not I'm just autistically ranting about the stuff I like

[harsh mauve]

Whats ur name BoB so they calling you Bob

[violet heath]

oh, good

[harsh mauve]

Water

[sick storm]

She just like me fr

[native stream]

1. Get ship
2. Get hat and hook (optionally lose arm for hook)
3. Get on ship
4. Sail the seven seas
5. (optional) get scurvy

[surreal jungle]

what kind of ship should i use

[sick storm]

No idea! Totally unrelated, hop on the -arr apps

[native stream]

a pirate ship obviously

[harsh mauve]

Wood

[violet heath]

best way to become a pirate is to do it as a woman

[native stream]

mandatory 6th step get 6 million mg of oestrogen daily through estrogenised rum

[violet heath]

spotify ad stop asking me about my hydration

[ionic vine]

Hi

[harsh mauve]

What does straight have to do w it

[violet heath]

you can be a straight woman

[ionic vine]

I am new here

[native stream]

or a gay woman!

[violet heath]

hi

[native stream]

hi gay woman

[harsh mauve]

Being a gay woman sucks sometimes

[surreal jungle]

guys what is your opinion on pirates of the carribbean

[violet heath]

you'd hate the way i'd be looking at you rn

[harsh mauve]

It's ok

[native stream]

Being gay sucks sometimes
Being a woman sucks sometimes
Being a gay woman sucks oftentimes

[violet heath]

jack sparrow

[wet plume]

1. Get ye self a mighty fine ship

2. Name ye ship

3. Find ye crew

4. Sail away

5. Raid the navy's ships

6. Obtain gold n all kinds of treasure fer ye n yer crew

7. Sail on and live ye life as a pirate with ye crew

[harsh mauve]

Bruh fr

[native stream]

quiet ye

[surreal jungle]

so one piece

[serene shell]

plunder the seven seas

[violet heath]

I wanna spam you with selfiesss

[wet plume]

That's why there be 7 steps

[native stream]

insufficient mention of booty and alcohol

[wet plume]

Oh that be a side bonus lassie

[violet heath]

you didn't mention booty or alcohol either 🙄

[harsh mauve]

Maybe it's easier to be a guy or maybe my health will just suck anyway

[surreal jungle]

just be happy with who you are

[harsh mauve]

Fr

[frosty spindle]

yarr

[wet plume]

Oh and don't ye forget

[harsh mauve]

Hard to not wish I was healthier damn genetics

[native stream]

if you hate being a man by birth, try being a woman
if you hate being a woman by birth, try being a man
or either of the above, try any gender really, you can just be things its awesome

even if that doesn't work out, that's okay!

[wet plume]

Stay away from the sirens.

[frosty spindle]

a lot of youre health is in youre hand tbf

[wet plume]

Stay away from the rock of the Kraken.

[native stream]

@violet heath that's you

[violet heath]

I'm manic

[native stream]

A manic siren

[violet heath]

mwah

[native stream]

incorrect response

[slate kettle]

They said in the guide you just have to follow the light but everytime i do it lead me to the hardest boss or mobs possible

[wet plume]

And most of all

[surreal jungle]

umm how does that work lol

[harsh mauve]

Yeah I can change how I perceive it but my organ function is only somewhat controllable, like I am kinda stuck w pancreas issues for life unfortunately

[frosty spindle]

yes and then you attempt them without levelling up and no preparation

[slate kettle]

Obviously

[violet heath]

you didn't do it back :(

[native stream]

The guidance of grace leads you to points of interest which tend to have bosses and whatnot
Bear in mind just about every cave and catacomb has a minor boss in it for you to fight so you can get stronger

[harsh mauve]

I can change my diet but cannot change that fact

[native stream]

I am spoken for

[wet plume]

Never sail near the Crooked White Ship.

[violet heath]

don't I know it

[native stream]

you can just be things

gender is a social construct

[slate kettle]

I thought its like sekiro no lvl up just go and suffer

[frosty spindle]

and then youre frustrated becasue its hard because youre not supposed to rush to the boss and level first instead

[harsh mauve]

Liver problems before even being old enough to drink 🦍

[native stream]

Me with my back problems at 18

(they're not that bad I just want to relate somehow)

[harsh mauve]

Gamer moment?

[frosty spindle]

unlucky

[violet heath]

I want to drink

[harsh mauve]

Fr I choose the wrong starter build

[native stream]

oh actually I have carpal tunnel that's real bad I forgot about that

[wet plume]

Back problems aren't bad, that's the Leon Kennedy physique

[frosty spindle]

games not linear but can be even more fun than sekiro

[native stream]

Bad posture yeah

[wet plume]

You're fine

[harsh mauve]

Eden I appreciate u trying to relate 😭<3

[frosty spindle]

im healthy ngl

[native stream]

I do really have bad carpal tunnel though I just forgot about it LOL

[harsh mauve]

Leon Kennedy is scoliosis rep

[limpid stratus]

is wing stance milday good with a blood infusion?

[native stream]

wing stance is better with keen

[violet heath]

hi

[native stream]

Your evil magic won't work on me siren

[limpid stratus]

aihgt

[surreal jungle]

whats wing stance

[harsh mauve]

U r very fortunate and u should be grateful for it every day

[frosty spindle]

ash of war

[native stream]

An ash of war which can be applied to the Milady weapon from Shadow of the Erdtree

[frosty spindle]

yea

[harsh mauve]

I am grateful that it at least could be worse but isn't haha

[violet heath]

but Eden i'm an older woman in the posession of whiskey

possession?

[native stream]

BARELY older

[violet heath]

possession

[robust kettle]

is nightrider's glaive with flaming strike aow considered as easy mode

[frosty spindle]

ur possesed?

[harsh mauve]

I had that when I used to play piano alot

[violet heath]

"older woman" was your words not mine

[surreal jungle]

not really

[native stream]

oh quiet you

[frosty spindle]

nah

[native stream]

I get it because of rhythm games

[wet plume]

Ye be showing good pirate skills

[harsh mauve]

I love rhythm games

[glacial sun]

Everything comes from something
If something comes from nothing
Is everything nothing

[native stream]

flaming strike is unbalanced in pvp but in pve you're fine

[wet plume]

Mighty good

[harsh mauve]

Woah

[violet heath]

there are things I can't verbalize here, be grateful for that

[frosty spindle]

yea probably

[native stream]

I have filled my ears with beeswax like my ancestor Odysseus

[harsh mauve]

Eden what's the best rhythm game

I want my hands to hurt again

[native stream]

I play Osu!Mania

but any 4k rhythm game is my preference really

[night lava]

sekiro

[harsh mauve]

Lmao I wanna get project diva

[glacial sun]

Oh ok

[native stream]

I've not played it but it looks good

[thick void]

rant

[harsh mauve]

This is true 😭

[frosty spindle]

everything is completely meaningless

[native stream]

Big loud incorrect buzzer

[glacial sun]

[night lava]

space says different 😼

[harsh mauve]

Sekiro is def a rhythm game

[manic ice]

❌ ❌

[native stream]

its not lol

people like to attach the rhythm game tag to literally anything that requires timing for some reason

[violet heath]

My head hurts

[harsh mauve]

Haha

[native stream]

you're missing the yknow
rhythm, the music

[violet heath]

Elden ring is a rhythm game

[harsh mauve]

I'm people

[frosty spindle]

Elden ring is a game

[whole walrus]

elden ring is a rhythm game

[harsh mauve]

But I'm not being serious about it

[native stream]

i be profen

[violet heath]

Oh i thought you wrote attack not attach

[glacial sun]

Osu

[violet heath]

Oh no I'm a stereotype

Somebody call the doctah

[glacial sun]

Project sekai

[violet heath]

Chat I miss my wife

[violet heath]

Gulp

[night lava]

every rythym needs timing

[harsh mauve]

What's that game where u play the drums

[whole walrus]

taiko

[native stream]

timing is a core element of rhythm games the same way nutrition is part of good food

[night lava]

sekiro is a main rythym game that you point out most of the time

[native stream]

but can nutritious food still taste awful, yes

the same that a game with timing doesn't need music

[harsh mauve]

Man that game is so fun

[whole walrus]

my block of nutrients

i killed chat

[native stream]

chat revive

[whole walrus]

rest in piece

[native stream]

go my scarab

[sick storm]

Erm that's Sekiro

[harsh mauve]

🗿

[night lava]

so ur saying it’s not a rhythm game but feels like one

[whole walrus]

hop on ed heol

[manic ice]

[sick storm]

Elden ring nightreign is a sekiro like

[wet plume]

Was in Flushing with my friend the other day and saw a couple of sweats at Mai Mai

[sick storm]

I wish

[native stream]

no

[harsh mauve]

Elden ring is a nightreign like

[night lava]

what’s ur point then lol

[manic ice]

✅ ✅ 😼