general-discussion

[lime ingot]

The word lurker is funny

[native tree]

Indeed

[sand coral]

🎠 What's the meaning of this emoji? Educate me.

[worn wigeon]

horse

[sand coral]

Larping is more funny.

[lime ingot]

I use it whenever I want it's just random

[sand coral]

Fire.

[lime ingot]

What does that mean

[sand coral]

I use anything I find whenever I want.

Mainstream emojis are boring.

👕

[lime ingot]

My unicorn is not

[sand coral]

To pretend to be someone you're not.

[lime ingot]

Wow I've been educated.

[calm swift]

Anybody on PS that would like to gameshare

[worn wigeon]

think someone pretending that they played elden ring even though they have never touched the game

[sand coral]

😼

[tame pulsar]

[lime ingot]

That's a crime

[worn wigeon]

very common actually

[lime ingot]

Really?

[sand coral]

Larp it till you make it. ✌️

[worn wigeon]

very much so

[lime ingot]

Wow I've learned so much in a day

[hexed kernel]

bro who does that

[sand coral]

Found a GoT larper the other day. Ruined my day. 😔

[worn wigeon]

many many people

[calm swift]

That is wild

[kind quail]

There is no end to the larp

[hexed kernel]

actually pathetic people
couldn't even be pirates

[lime ingot]

Once you larp you can never go back

[worn wigeon]

grant me power o great alexander

[sand coral]

Have you ever larped with your life on the line?

[worn wigeon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/memes-mejiro-izuto-CQbcPpu6c2yolE8OEm

[lime ingot]

In math once

[worn wigeon]

thank you o great alexander

[sand coral]

Phishing link.

[kind quail]

Every socratic seminar was just a larp contest

[sand coral]

Crazy work.

[sand coral]

[lime ingot]

I just guessed the whole test

And pass bearly

[sand coral]

Hey, win's a win.

[lime ingot]

It is

[kind quail]

Why tortoise

[sand coral]

I don't know.

[worn wigeon]

"dawg"

[sand coral]

🐝

[lime ingot]

🦄

[sand coral]

Bee.

[worn wigeon]

GONE

[lime ingot]

Respect the unicorn

[sand coral]

🫳 💨 🍅

[lime ingot]

I need to change my profile pic

[worn wigeon]

thank you

this was deserved

[sand coral]

Use Quandale Dingle one.

[lime ingot]

No way everyone will think I'm a guy

[supple lagoon]

hey my steam is linked but i still cant access vc any ideas

[sand coral]

So? It's funny.

[worn wigeon]

are you sure, you dont have the linked role

[lime ingot]

My larping days are over

[supple lagoon]

is linked to my discord seperate from linked in this server?

[lime ingot]

😮‍💨

[sand coral]

#how-to-access-vc-channels Might be missing something.

[supple lagoon]

goat, thanks

[worn wigeon]

babys using the new vocab 🥹

[sand coral]

Larping is our top priority.

[lime ingot]

Well imma change it to the real gender no more larping

[pearl bloom]

Niall is kinda washing me rn

[worn wigeon]

happens

i liked parrying them

[sand coral]

Not surprised. It's his job.

Hate that guy.

Hey, at least he got a cool armor.

[worn wigeon]

thas crazy

[pearl bloom]

I just can’t lock in hard enough

[sand coral]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.

[dire ledge]

hi

[worn wigeon]

halloo

[sand coral]

Greetings.

[dire ledge]

one piece bad

[tacit edge]

I just found a cut on my thigh wtf

[cedar matrix]

wys??

[worn wigeon]

dont do that

[cedar matrix]

thats a shame

[sand coral]

Just spawned and chose violence.

[dire ledge]

bleach>naruto>op>gintama

[lime ingot]

All done

[silk rapids]

Dont even joke lad

[tacit edge]

no i dont cut myself, i deadass just found one

its closed and it..

[cedar matrix]

FOLK 😭

[sand coral]

Try eating an apple.

[worn wigeon]

yeah, dont do it

[pearl bloom]

Hey guys, I can’t figure out what the bell bearing hunters are looking for

[tacit edge]

its only hurting now

Wtf

[sand coral]

Gah damn.

[silk rapids]

Jjk.... Lwk mid

[naive cosmos]

try pouring rubbing alcohol on it

[kind quail]

Bell bearings

[cedar matrix]

grass green fam

[dire ledge]

hell no .

[lime ingot]

What did I miss?

[cedar matrix]

get jjk past 40 chapters of yuyu hakusho 😭

[pearl bloom]

HxH>Jjk>JJBA>yugioh>

[sand coral]

I wonder what the "bell bearing" hunters could possibly be looking for.

[tacit edge]

Are we deadass

[cedar matrix]

what is deees

[worn wigeon]

to clean it yknow

[sand coral]

Kills the germs yo.

[worn wigeon]

wouldnt want it to get infected

[dire ledge]

whiich yugioh

[naive cosmos]

kills the germs yo.

[pearl bloom]

Uuh, original

[sand coral]

Anime is overrated.

[cedar matrix]

dont diss rent a gf

[tacit edge]

It appears to be a few hours old

[naive cosmos]

oh my god i literally said that

what a coincidence

[tacit edge]

Its already closed and theres dried blood on my shorts

[pearl bloom]

Hunter Hunter, jujitsu Kaisen, jojo’s Bizzare adventure, Yugioh

[wispy osprey]

Sekiro?

[tacit edge]

Weird

[worn wigeon]

and you didnt clean it? you're dead

[silk rapids]

Blue lock... Good

[sand coral]

Especially that. One Piece of romance anime.

[cedar matrix]

jjk bunzz famm

[tacit edge]

i did lol

[dire ledge]

i was watching yugioh in the bath when i was younger and i dropped my phone in the bath

[cedar matrix]

if it was one piece of romance anime it would be peak??

[tacit edge]

i took a shower right after my morning routine 😭

[sand coral]

My twin.

[worn wigeon]

rip

[naive cosmos]

not at all

[sand coral]

Yesn't.

[tacit edge]

not sure what couldve caused it

[sand coral]

It would be never ending.

[cedar matrix]

but its tuff

[tacit edge]

Though to be completely honest ive had multiple encounters where I literally find cuts on my body hours later

[worn wigeon]

i feel stuff like that happens a lot, could have been something random like a rather sharp branch

[sand coral]

One Piece's pacing is so bad.

[tacit edge]

Its probably not deep since I literally feel nothing at all

no pains or anything

[cedar matrix]

anime
manga is paced well.

[pearl bloom]

Yall, what color are black flames?

[tacit edge]

yeah defo

[naive cosmos]

black

[sand coral]

It's the supercharged particle from a gamma ray burst 100 light away that caused it. Trust me.

[worn wigeon]

white

[lime ingot]

White and black?

[sand coral]

1150 chapters btw.

[worn wigeon]

just white

[lime ingot]

So much learning

[pearl bloom]

I love when I’m in the middle of parrying the sword guy and the shield guy just says screw you

[lime ingot]

🦄

[worn wigeon]

said the person that would never lie or gaslight

[sand coral]

I think they are pink.

[lime ingot]

Who

[cedar matrix]

length doesnt equal bad pacing fam 😭

[lime ingot]

I agree

[dire ledge]

nah he rite

[worn wigeon]

[cedar matrix]

💯

[lime ingot]

🎠

[sand coral]

It does. A good story writer could've summed it up in under 500 chapters.

[cedar matrix]

fepa soul live on

[naive cosmos]

the hell is this

[worn wigeon]

fake horse

[lime ingot]

Respect the unicorn

[worn wigeon]

different from real horse

[dire ledge]

jojos at over 960

[sand coral]

Never read or watched Jojos.

[naive cosmos]

too many emoji’s man.

[sand coral]

🐓

[dire ledge]

just another example length dont equal bad

[cedar matrix]

so you fitting in
10+ whole arcs
an era of untapped history
the biggest treasure in the world
a man who changes the story and courses the pirate world on his back
world altering arcs
NONE of that would be as effective if it was 500 chaps fam

[worn wigeon]

still too much filler

[naive cosmos]

??

[dire ledge]

sonion

[lime ingot]

I hate fillers

[cedar matrix]

manga FAM 😭 FAMM 😭

[dire ledge]

we dont read

[cedar matrix]

manga is not filler FAM 😭

[sand coral]

I could be bad, I just haven't watched it so I can't give my opinion.

[cedar matrix]

😭

[naive cosmos]

youre trying to maintain the agenda

[worn wigeon]

i would never larp having watched or read any of one piece btw

[dire ledge]

sonnion

[sand coral]

It could be.

[sand coral]

Vorp?

[lime ingot]

Larp is a funny word

[cedar matrix]

what ur top 5 son

[worn wigeon]

correct

[naive cosmos]

saying it is like pulling a trigger of a gun idk how

[worn wigeon]

Sekijo, can i sacrifice you to heal myself

[lime ingot]

How?😭

[cedar matrix]

@dire ledge is punpun good

[naive cosmos]

cuz the way your tongue curls with the r and p is like the gun shot

[sand coral]

Billybat
Berserk
Violet Evergarden
20th Century Boys
Steins;gate

Not in order.

[lime ingot]

True

[pearl bloom]

I no hit the knights and dodged wrong on one attack and died. I’m so mad rn

[silk rapids]

𒉭

[cedar matrix]

read one piece.

[worn wigeon]

whats your vigor

[silk rapids]

Yo

[worn wigeon]

yo

[pearl bloom]

60, but I don’t wear armor for blue dancer charm

[cedar matrix]

not a chap read btw

[worn wigeon]

thats fine

[silk rapids]

Whats a chap

[dire ledge]

yo

[sand coral]

I have read and watched it. Took me almost a year. Was not worth it.

[dire ledge]

i got two berserk deluxe volumes

[sand coral]

I ain't a larper yo ✌️

[cedar matrix]

js watch the phonk edits

[lime ingot]

What brand is yall unicorn?

[sand coral]

Yamaha.

[naive cosmos]

what?

[cedar matrix]

yo

[silk rapids]

Yo

[lime ingot]

That's a good one

[cedar matrix]

hello

[dire ledge]

yo

[naive cosmos]

hello

[cedar matrix]

fate has good gameplay and anime adaptation

[worn wigeon]

Anthropic

[sand coral]

Is that Nuts from Berk?

[silk rapids]

Yo

[lime ingot]

Very nice

[dire ledge]

hi

[naive cosmos]

why are they singing

[silk rapids]

Yeat audio

[dire ledge]

yeah shut up

[lime ingot]

Free will

[sand coral]

Man, this isn't fire. I gotta wait for months for the next AKOTSK and HOTD seasons.

[cedar matrix]

hello

[dire ledge]

demon slayer diff.

[sand coral]

Me when I lie.

[dire ledge]

you always lie.

[sand coral]

True that.

[naive cosmos]

i lowkey dropped ds after i finished the
first season

[lime ingot]

Is that true? He lies a lot?

[dire ledge]

is evangelion any good

[sand coral]

I lie about being a trillionaire. Sorry to disappoint you, guys.

[dire ledge]

idk

[sand coral]

Yes, it's peak.

[dire ledge]

darling in franxx done it better

[lime ingot]

I gtg bye see yall tomorrow

[sand coral]

Okay buddy..

[lime ingot]

🦄

[cedar matrix]

bunzz

[sand coral]

Farewell.

[lime ingot]

U too

[dire ledge]

i read evangelion manga only i didnt watch yet

[naive cosmos]

my sleep schedule is bad its like 7 am and i still havent slept

[dire ledge]

it mid lowkey

[sand coral]

I only watched it. Like idk 5 years ago.

[cedar matrix]

i neva watched or read eva but its peak

[sand coral]

Don't die yo. Go to sleep.

[dire ledge]

sonnion

[sand coral]

What?

[naive cosmos]

die from what?

[dire ledge]

thstd W larps

[sand coral]

Sleep deprivation.

[sand coral]

🤔

[naive cosmos]

i sleep like 9 hours minimum

[dire ledge]

yoko taro evangelion series tuff

[sand coral]

Aight, that's good. You aint dying.

[sand coral]

No idea what that is.

I quit anime cuz too mainstream and boring and cringy.

[dire ledge]

yoko taro working on next evangelion series

[sand coral]

Diabolical work.

[ornate dew]

i would like the courage to make a poor life decision

[dire ledge]

no

[sand coral]

Gives you courage.

[naive cosmos]

and what would that be

[sand coral]

Go little rockstar.

[ornate dew]

thanks im going to start smoking now

[dire ledge]

konya atashi wa rokkustarrrr

[sand coral]

Takes back the courage.

[naive cosmos]

dont

[sand coral]

Don't go little rockstar.

[ornate dew]

my body yearns for the substance abuse

[cedar matrix]

jjk is bad cuz i dont like it

[naive cosmos]

yeah but dont

[sand coral]

Use safer alternatives ✌️

[naive cosmos]

i like smoked twice and i craved more but i stopped myself

self control

[naive cosmos]

air

[sand coral]

Addiction overcomes most of the time.

[naive cosmos]

not with me

[sand coral]

With me.

[ornate dew]

its one of those nights chat

[green sun]

you've become the apple prince

[sand coral]

Don't think too much. Just try to sleep.

[sand coral]

Yes, I got promoted.

[green sun]

ggs

[naive cosmos]

someone throw a sleeping pot at @ornate dew

[sand coral]

Thank you.

[ornate dew]

im certainly trying

[green sun]

I've heard promotions in the international council of apples are a big deal

good for u

[sand coral]

Keep yourself busy somehow. Those nights can be really bad.

[dire ledge]

read jjk for optimal sleep

[sand coral]

I am, yes. The Lord Apple itself promoted me.

[naive cosmos]

turn off the phone and start trying

[green sun]

Jjk readers don't read

[naive cosmos]

youre not going to sleep if you stay on your phone

[pearl bloom]

Ngl, I wanna try bolt of Gransax. Is it any good?

[sand coral]

Lmao.

[ornate dew]

this is correct information

[green sun]

looks cool i mean

[dire ledge]

wen i was reading it i was sleeping through half of it

[naive cosmos]

jjk exists only for the edits like berserk

[sand coral]

Yes, max drip points. 7 damage points.

[ornate dew]

i have been trying for nearly an hour, honestly im kinda banking on a little phone time simply tiring out my brain

[naive cosmos]

throw the phone away and sleep

[sand coral]

Whatever suits you best.

[sand coral]

Berserk slander??? That shall not be accepted.

[naive cosmos]

{?sleep:on (duration): 8 hours}

[naive leaf]

@dire ledge hey my wifi isn't bad anymore and isn't disconnecting me. hop on jujutsucraft

[sand coral]

Woah woah

[naive cosmos]

those coding lessons paid off

[dire ledge]

yaki what person below sayiong

[naive leaf]

must've been the wind

[naive cosmos]

seed 😭

what are you talking about

[silk rapids]

Yo😭😭😭

[sand coral]

<@&910556792730292286>

[cedar matrix]

fam 😭

[tropic mural]

woah woah not quite my tempo

im gonna call my associates

[sand coral]

[dire ledge]

umm it bedtime

[naive cosmos]

[naive leaf]

pleaseeeee my wifi isn't stable before bedtime

it can only be played rn..

[dire ledge]

im too tired

[sand coral]

🪑

Chair.

[native stream]

🚌

Bus

[sand coral]

Well said.

[naive leaf]

oh, oki..

[tropic mural]

🥷

[naive cosmos]

if i get two sleep emojis on this message ill actually go to sleep

dude

[ionic iron]

hello again gang

[naive cosmos]

stop trying to be funny

[native stream]

It's giving chronically online middle schooler humor

[sand coral]

Greetings.

[naive cosmos]

insufferable

[cedar matrix]

yo

[naive cosmos]

changed the profile i see

[dire ledge]

why u sliming me

[cedar matrix]

yeah

[silk rapids]

Yo

[cedar matrix]

hello

[naive cosmos]

i would start a poll but i dont have permission to do that

[sand coral]

🦷

[cedar matrix]

who is deees

[sand coral]

Tooth.

[naive leaf]

??

[naive cosmos]

yall matching

[cedar matrix]

noo

[rare wolf]

Chat is proving dead internet theory rn

[sand coral]

🚋

[naive leaf]

u da real theory

[cedar matrix]

who is U??

[naive cosmos]

its 7am what do you expect dude

[dire ledge]

kebab brabum jai and yaki in the wilds and u saying dis

[cedar matrix]

boii

[sand coral]

Timezones exists yo.

[silk rapids]

Tallwallnut

[dire ledge]

who is deeeseee

[tropic mural]

its 12 for me rn 😭

[cedar matrix]

hello

[naive cosmos]

after seeing your earlier attempts at humor i will not be interacting with you

yk what im going to sleep

[tropic mural]

😔

[sand coral]

Imma go do something productive with my time.

[naive cosmos]

any objections?

[sand coral]

Farewell yall.

[halcyon kernel]

Me

[naive cosmos]

i will dismiss your objection

[pearl bloom]

50/1900 health, no heals left, I beat Niall

[halcyon kernel]

You'll what with your what like a what???

[tropic mural]

idc who said that bro

we gotta find the culprit

[halcyon kernel]

How long until this guy gets banned?

[dire ledge]

<@&910556792730292286> look logs for @tropic mural

[naive cosmos]

5 mins give or take

[pearl bloom]

It’s over, anyway, imma go upgrade my, uh, bolt of Gransax now

[tropic mural]

i joined this for no reason

[sand coral]

Idk, I pinged mods before.

[cedar matrix]

shut up fam.

[tropic mural]

idc if i get banned

[silk rapids]

Whats beserk

[sand coral]

They do be sleepin

[dire ledge]

wasteman.

[naive cosmos]

ohh so nonchalant

[cedar matrix]

wallahi im a waste man

[halcyon kernel]

Could be a ban speedrun

[sand coral]

🐝

[halcyon kernel]

Idk

[tropic mural]

oh trust me i would do a lot worse

[naive leaf]

well he isn't getting a good time

[halcyon kernel]

Sure bud

[cedar matrix]

get a job folk

[dire ledge]

son jus ignore dis guy

[naive cosmos]

people be throwing out the word wallahi too much

[cedar matrix]

say wallah

[naive leaf]

h

[sand coral]

Ain't gonna be in the top 10. Mods taking too long.

[naive cosmos]

i dont swear on basic stuff

[halcyon kernel]

How do you pronounce wallah?

[main sinew]

ya basic

wall eye

[naive cosmos]

wa allah

[velvet canopy]

thanks

[sand coral]

Nah I dont believe you. Say wallah

[halcyon kernel]

Thanks

[dire ledge]

W sinn bro

[halcyon kernel]

W Sinn

[main sinew]

wha lah

[cedar matrix]

w sinn

[sand coral]

W Sinn

[velvet canopy]

W Sinn

[main sinew]

sin tan

[dire ledge]

sinamaru

[halcyon kernel]

Waluigi

[silk rapids]

W sinn

[main sinew]

sinamirelli

[ionic iron]

wasabi

[sand coral]

🐌

[dire ledge]

asobitai

[silk rapids]

Sayonara!

[pearl bloom]

Ngl, because I’m also using bolt now, I need to go grab some shi. Mostly sacred Scorp and the lightning tear

[sand coral]

Fire! I mean lightning.

[naive cosmos]

why would you lie about this

[cedar matrix]

who is diss

[native stream]

Sacred scorp?

[pearl bloom]

About what?

[pearl bloom]

Lightning.

[sand coral]

Arigato gozaimus. Sumimasen konnichiwa gomen ore wa neegin desu.

[naive cosmos]

about getting the items

[sand coral]

Used up all my Japanese.

[pearl bloom]

I need to go get them now that I have the bolt, I don’t already have them

[ionic iron]

i have two guns so double the accuracy

[naive cosmos]

thats how it works

[sand coral]

Double fire rate.

[naive cosmos]

double the recoil

[ionic iron]

you guys didnt get the billy refernce😔

[naive cosmos]

im going to sleep if someone replies to this message 👀

[sand coral]

Double the scope zoom

[sand coral]

Sleep.

[naive cosmos]

ok

deadchat

im going to sleep

👀

👀

okay ill go to sleep

[pale venture]

@little cipher give me

[little cipher]

i’ll ban you

[pale venture]

U cant

[little cipher]

?pan

[pale venture]

Pan 😭

[pearl bloom]

I got the moghwyn somber without dying and losing 70k runes lol

I got invaded when I got back to round table hold

[bleak agate]

Yooo guys

Wats the earliest you have killed mohg

[pearl bloom]

Uuh, before Morgott I think, I could be wrong

I don’t recall.

[native stream]

Killed him as my second boss when I was doing Two Gods speedruns

[pearl bloom]

Was the first boss Radahn?

I got the entire ahh secret Haligtree medallion for the entire and sole purpose of a single physick year

The boss at Castle Sol has a really bad outlook on life. It’s Niallism

[fallow swallow]

hi

[jolly bane]

Probably before DTS

[young prairie]

someone doordash me a pack of backwoods

[young prairie]

right after malenia and radabeast.

[native tree]

NO, buy your own, also against server rules i believe

[young prairie]

unfortunately i am 18 and poor
but that last one is valid i suppose

[gray smelt]

man i hope requium sale go down to 30 usd

[native tree]

Buying any tobaco for a 18 yr is illegal btw

[violet heath]

They muted me for 8 hours

But I have objectively correct opinions

So it could never stick

[jolly bane]

what are these opinions

[native tree]

You seem to be muted almost everyday😭

[jolly bane]

That's a good thing right

[young prairie]

i do not actually want to be doordashed a pack of backwoods if it was not evident
and i am very aware
hence my age being named

[violet heath]

Nono I'm rarely muted because I'm objectively correct

[native tree]

Hmm

[violet heath]

They said I was being sexist to men but distinctly said "sexist to men" and not just "sexist" which I think is an interesting distinction that was made

I was not 🥀, but

Whatever

[jolly bane]

crazy work

but like free speech

[young prairie]

i mean based on reading what you've said i'm inclined to believe you weren't

the mod team is definitely literate

[violet heath]

Most definitely

I miss my boyfriend

[young prairie]

why

you can solo send events now

wow that was really insensitive i'm sorry

[jolly bane]

guess what

[young prairie]

what

[jolly bane]

chicken butt

[young prairie]

die

[jolly bane]

no

[young prairie]

oh

[jolly bane]

ive unfortunately gotten used to saying this because my daughter can't help but say it everytime

[young prairie]

old

[jolly bane]

no

[young prairie]

daughter

[jolly bane]

I'm only 25

[young prairie]

you're a whole
7 years older than me
that's nearly a decade

[jolly bane]

im not LTG level of old tho

[young prairie]

isnt he pushing 40

[jolly bane]

He's 42 this yr

[jade lichen]

Sup

[jolly bane]

this yr will be the 6 yrs since he said the legendary quote

[jolly bane]

"if I'm still streaming 6 yrs later, I failed in life"

[jolly bane]

Soup

[young prairie]

my HS senior quote?

[jolly bane]

no

[young prairie]

your life literally

[jade lichen]

Nah im fasting
(How are you)

[young prairie]

your life is as valuable as a summer ant

[jolly bane]

same I'm also fasting

[young prairie]

im just gonna stomp you, seal up all my cracks

you're gonna keep comin back
why?

cuz you keep smellin the syrup

you serve no purpose in life

[jade lichen]

Big w

[native tree]

Nc

[jade lichen]

Sill

[native tree]

Hru?

[jade lichen]

Hows it goin

[native tree]

Good, listening to music, chilling

[jade lichen]

Great as Always, thanks for askin

[native tree]

Better be great

[jade lichen]

Holy ominous...
Cant do much if im sick tho

[native tree]

I see

[jade lichen]

You're not blind then

[native tree]

Mayhaps

[jade lichen]

Perchance

[native tree]

Maychance

I should sleep

[jade lichen]

Perhaps

[jade lichen]

Definitely

[native tree]

Hmm, it is 2 am

[jade lichen]

Go to sleep lil man

[olive sparrow]

The hill is silent and the residents are evil

[wet plume]

Planning on watching SBR when it releases (EST)

Any suggestions for time killing?

[olive sparrow]

Play shrek 2

[mellow finch]

to all whom it may concern

titanfall 2 is $3 on steam right now

[mellow finch]

check the EA games sale on steam

[mental yarrow]

has anyone riced their windows here

[main jungle]

Whatis the best weapon

[coral urchin]

Bare fists

[main jungle]

Now I use hand of malenia and river of blood

[fickle needle]

star fist

[soft matrix]

wagwan

[mental yarrow]

piss on em

[hexed kernel]

messmer is an awesome fight
probably the best boss in the dlc so far
wouldn't say malenia good but still amazing

[mental yarrow]

malenia was good?

[hexed kernel]

umm yeah

[mental yarrow]

maliketh was a good fight, malenia’s entire mechanic was unnecessarily annoying

[soft matrix]

shet boss malenia

[mental yarrow]

3/10 boss

[hexed kernel]

what mechanic

healing?

waterfowl?

[main jungle]

You know blasphemy sword

[soft matrix]

for me it's healing

[hexed kernel]

i used that without the ash of war for malenia

[main jungle]

Is that good I use it every season kicking the ass

[hexed kernel]

the healing is actually a pretty unique and genius mechanic
it forces you to be on the offensive and get hit as less as possible
so her fight demands mastery which is one of the reasons why malenia is goated

[mental yarrow]

its just a bad boss fight

its boring

[supple monolith]

im bout to bussss

[soft matrix]

if u get stuck in her waterfowl dance that healing mechanics is soo bad she heals a lot of health

altho i can dodge her waterfowl alright but still there r times when i get stuck and its just annoying

especially cause she has a 2nd phase asw

[hexed kernel]

thats even better
waterfowl dance is like the second hardest attack of malenia
its basically impossible to dodge if you don't know what you are doing and even if you somehow make it out alive, she has already healed a lot of HP
the healing mechanic makes it so that waterfowl dance demands mastery to dodge so that you can actually beat her
and waterfowl dance by itself isn't even that bad, there are many ways to dodge it
its a completely fair attack
even if you are braindead, you can just grind for frozen pots
you can get that one ash of war (i forgot the name) which gives you iframes for waterfowl
you can just inflict frost in her using that one sorcery too
and if you don't wanna do that
just dodge it normally, its not that bad

[whole walrus]

a nice take in gen for once

[hardy drift]

what the hell is this

[kind quail]

🕊️

[fickle needle]

cute chat

while it's all quiet

time to do the magic trick

yayyy

[leaden nacelle]

ggs

[worn wigeon]

whas the first hardest attack to dodge then

is my internet cooked or is just no one online

[native stream]

chat's just dead

[worn wigeon]

ok 😭

[fickle needle]

shhh

chat is asleep

let them sleep

chat is so asleep that they won't even know the slowmode is 0 rn

🤙

[worn wigeon]

oly moly

that

is

[fickle needle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/holy-moly-3

[worn wigeon]

crazy

surely that means i can use gifs

[native stream]

holay molay

[worn wigeon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fpvLiBtx593G4OghfL

close enough

[native stream]

alex didn't kill the link

interesting

[worn wigeon]

im testing my luck

thats the second time today

[topaz holly]

Alex what’re you doing

[worn wigeon]

ta dah

thanks alex

https://giphy.com/gifs/steam-happy-TP1pUJu9nusz7b1oXq

[hexed kernel]

phantom clones

[worn wigeon]

just run away from them and dodge the last two attacks

lurker come forth

[rocky crane]

||Stonesword Key was lost with use||

[hexed kernel]

they cooked with messmer so much

[gray wraith]

Can’t the tarnished just pull the key back when he’s done

[wet plume]

Genuinely so excited for SBR

[hardy drift]

i just mag dumped someone with stickers

[wet plume]

Meurtrière

[hardy drift]

hey google translate this for me

[worn wigeon]

Google: It means murder (probably)

[oak patio]

is the steam spring sale live?

[worn wigeon]

go check steam

[hardy drift]

Google: straight up googing it rn bro ttyl 😭‼️

[fickle needle]

Not yet

[oak patio]

not on my laptop rn

[fickle needle]

random sales happening though

[oak patio]

what is it in like 11 hours or something

[worn wigeon]

soon

[hardy drift]

like treachery

[worn wigeon]

sure

treachery neck week

[hardy drift]

whatever tf that says

[worn wigeon]

neck week

treatchury neck week

we are all going to assume that was a good luck symbol in the user name

did they get banned

[fickle needle]

where

ughhhhh

le yeeted

[pallid cloud]

Getting invaded is weirdly super fun for me

not for my host tho

[fickle needle]

gosh I gotta tidy up and clean around and wash the curtains and put them back on soon

[pallid cloud]

but whatevs

[celest remnant]

or, or

become trashman

[fickle needle]

YAAAAAY

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-trash-man-im-the-trash-man-iasip-danny-devito-gif-15616885

[fickle needle]

but no

[pallid cloud]

i forgot you’re supposed to wash those

[fickle needle]

😭

put on and forever left to decay

[pallid cloud]

I washed em a month ago tho

[fickle needle]

they must be washed every 3-6 months ye

if you wash them very often then they get damaged

[pallid cloud]

Being only a pound over light roll is so annoying

and it acts the same as being a pound under heavy roll

so lame

[worn wigeon]

strip

[topaz holly]

Recently drove past the school I used to go to, they still have the same curtains my teacher at the time used to have

[fickle needle]

LMAOOO

😭

[pallid cloud]

At least buy me dinner first

[fickle needle]

we used to wash curtains even back in high school

[sleek raptor]

hey where’s the channel where i can get some runes for my starting gameplay for elden ring i don’t remember a lot of the game so its like im replaying it again

[fickle needle]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

there ya go

after you get them done you can get to playstation trading

[worn wigeon]

im broke

we can gather in the woods

[pallid cloud]

Im trying to get the dung eater treatment in the woods no defilement for me no thanks

[worn wigeon]

pinky promise that wont happen

[hexed kernel]

just kill bosses ig

[sand coral]

🛒

Shopping cart.

[celest remnant]

Hi Broke I'm Dad

[pallid cloud]

i just realized disintegrate is literally dis integrate

words are so beautiful

[worn wigeon]

mods, crush this one with hammers

[sleek raptor]

wrd

[sand coral]

🫳 💨 🍅

Booo! Boring.

[pallid cloud]

does offing margit disrupt any quests?

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-anime-db-laser-deflect-gif-17680491

[celest remnant]

If directly effects the quest to not off margit

Other than that, you should be okay

[pallid cloud]

i feel so bad for him

[celest remnant]

u can skip the encounter entirely

[pallid cloud]

me and bro went on a lil warpath through cealid and weeping peninsula

Margit is so done for 😭

Dang he died

[rigid adder]

Hi

[worn wigeon]

nah, kill him, i dont like him

i have very recent trauma

[pallid cloud]

yo

[pallid cloud]

bro did not pass the margit vibe check

[celest remnant]

I'm going to tell you a secret

[worn wigeon]

i HATE 108

[celest remnant]

margit is his larping name

[pallid cloud]

im aware

[hexed kernel]

morgott is easier than margit ngl

[worn wigeon]

#1 tarnished hater and larper

[pallid cloud]

you do get significantly better at the game by then though

[hexed kernel]

and morgott himself is a pushover as his HP is his downfall

[pallid cloud]

tru

[fleet pond]

Lots of great bosses have too little health

[hexed kernel]

i can think of maliketh and morgott

[pallid cloud]

the funnest fights never last long enough

Like malenia

[sleek raptor]

i don’t believe she’s gonna be that hard ngl

[hexed kernel]

i used blasphemous blade without using the ash of war much
i had a lot of fun with her

[fleet pond]

Midra, Godfrey, fire giant just to name a couple

[pallid cloud]

i got so sad beating her on my second playthrough first try

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-oguri-cap-chibi-dance-silly-gif-12658079329495612810

The Chud

[pallid cloud]

i used lordsworn greatsword with quality lions claw

[hexed kernel]

midra has pretty good amount of HP
its his poise which is just meh tho
i decided to nerf myself by using blasphemous blade and had a lot of fun with him

[sleek raptor]

i’m trying to do a lightning based build

[hexed kernel]

godfrey doesn't have much problems
fire giant is mediocre

[fleet pond]

Nerfed by blasphemous blade?

[worn wigeon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fpvLiBtx593G4OghfL

[pallid cloud]

blasphemous blade is cool but my main build is a pound under fat rolling and it pushing me over the edge

and i dont like how fire looks

[hexed kernel]

blasphemous blade has trash poise damage and without taker's flames, its not that good

[fleet pond]

Ah, I've never used it but I've seen it being recommended to players

[celest remnant]

Shame the ash is so good your entirely correct point is rendered invalid!!! pew pew pew pew pew!! airhorn noises!

[hexed kernel]

i just don't use takers flames instead to nerf myself

[celest remnant]

With the correct setup is a very ooooga booga ash stick that heals 50% of a persons health on ash

[pallid cloud]

ash of war deletes healthbars in a way i find not fun but i dont care if others use it

wait

[celest remnant]

oh i never said it was fun, it's goofily simple, like vi in league of legends

[pallid cloud]

use it with no mana

[hexed kernel]

my main weapon is maliketh's black blade
though i do agree that blasphemous blade is overpowered with taker's flames

[celest remnant]

simple is often a sign of efficacy, for proof look at any diablo 3 high tier build

it will be 3 buttons

[lilac galleon]

Guys iam just starting elden ring and i need easy way to collect runes

[hexed kernel]

kill bosses

[celest remnant]

Playing the video game

[pallid cloud]

Kill sheep

[celest remnant]

explore, kill enemies

you can unironically walk into a graveyard and find runes

[pallid cloud]

• your skill grows with your character

[fleet pond]

Explore, there is lots of caves ect in limgrave that have bosses at the end, you can get lots of runes for early game there

[fleet pond]

That's called grave robbing

[pallid cloud]

walk east really far

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-big-iron-gif-19017452

[weak tapir]

thops

[wet plume]

Nice

I think SBR is gonna be weekly

[celest remnant]

You can get a punch from me weekly!! RAA!

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-memes2022funny-meme-face-punch-gif-25436787

[storm creek]

Runes but at what cost

[violet heath]

Hello everynyan

What do you mean ❌

[worn wigeon]

its a wheel

[native stream]

mornin

[pallid cloud]

life?

[frosty spindle]

whats a wheel

[frosty spindle]

❌

[worn wigeon]

circle but make thing go

[frosty spindle]

pinwheel

[worn wigeon]

yes

[frosty spindle]

ferris wheel

[worn wigeon]

sure

[leaden nacelle]

ok

[worn wigeon]

deemer, do a flip

[frosty spindle]

yes deemer do a flip

and a cartwheel

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daioh-hello-everyone-hello-everynyan-oh-my-goh-gif-4097965043367168076

[worn wigeon]

thank you deemer

[frosty spindle]

haro everynyan

[worn wigeon]

while you are at it, deemer, explode logic

[native stream]

we're all gonn- 💥

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-evil-mad-rage-angry-gif-11032045

[worn wigeon]

you shouldn't have

[frosty spindle]

logic whats youre true form

[worn wigeon]

i actually got started so hard just now, there was tapping at my window

but it was my friggin cat

[hazy sand]

Heya

[worn wigeon]

i eep now anyways

gn yall

[pallid cloud]

im so hurt yo

[frosty spindle]

what happened

[pallid cloud]

My friend instantly found a better armor set than the really stylish one i gave him

and now is only wearing the ugly new one

[storm creek]

Dual godskin peelers, occult or bleed?

[frosty spindle]

unlucky

[pallid cloud]

i made my entire outfit to contrast and look really good with the one i gave him😭

[frosty spindle]

he doesnt know drip

[glad oasis]

i'm not finding a map in the dlc but i can't post links in discord

[frosty spindle]

what area you can post an image in #community-help

[celest remnant]

ur looking for the same shards, there's an interactive map of these on fextra

it's like one of the few things they do well

[glad oasis]

shards? what?

i can't post links in community help either

[pallid cloud]

he did have a super cool looking black/gold knight edgelord esthetic going so i made mine a white/gold and all pretty

[glad oasis]

it's the map after i beat messmer

to the west

[vivid hull]

[frosty spindle]

look up how to get rauh ruins map ig

[celest remnant]

The map fragments in front of the signposts

[pallid cloud]

the dude was calling our playstyle the eclipse gambit the audacity to give us a honestly kinda lame name just to drop it for stats

[celest remnant]

same ones you got in the base game

[kind quail]

My tummy hurt

[frosty spindle]

nice

[frosty spindle]

yea

[pallid cloud]

i need to whack him with a large stick next time we grab food together

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-dorothy-spin-washing-machine-gif-1366949080072669118

[frosty spindle]

i think the map is below actually in the valley

[glad oasis]

how do i get there @frosty spindle

[storm creek]

Should I use occult or bleed on dual godskin peelers?

[frosty spindle]

google how to get to temple town ruins

[glad oasis]

okay thanks

[restive forge]

Yo guys

How do I get through chalice dungeons

I have no idea how they work

[stoic iron]

bleed, since peelers dont have innate bleed

[pallid cloud]

Saw some folk talking about like tradin stuff for runes but that got me wondering

how much runes?

its gotta be something crazy like 5 million or something like that

inagine its like that tenfold and i look like a complete idiot

[celest remnant]

often, people give spare items they do not need away for free

#how-to-access-trade-channels

if anyone attempts to sell you anything for real money, tell a mod

[stoic iron]

10 dollars for early op gear guys

[pallid cloud]

9 dollars for early op gear guys

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-dorothy-nikke-goddess-of-victory-creature-ドロシー-gif-6938344462513694434

I'm going to get you

[pallid cloud]

i gave all my spare stuff to my best friend

[stoic iron]

what i offer:

• blasphemous blade
• all great runes
• rakshasa armor set
• daedicars voe (best talisman ij the game)

[gentle kelp]

8 dollars for early op gear guys

[pallid cloud]

what i offer:

• blasphemous blade
• smithing stone 1
• all great runes
• rakshasa armor set
• daedicars voe (best talisman in the game)

7 dolla

[stoic iron]

ill beat you up

[sick storm]

please i need this

[gentle kelp]

what i offer:

• blasphemous blade
• all great runes
• smithing stone 1, 2 AND 3
• daedicars voe (best talisman ij the game)

6$

[pallid cloud]

what i offer:

• blasphemous blade
• all great runes
• somber smithing stone 1, 2 AND 3
• daedicars voe (best talisman ij the game)

5$

[stoic iron]

ill make a special offer for you tom, just 200 dollars

[rugged turret]

Yo

[gentle kelp]

what i offer:

• blasphemous blade
• all great runes
• somber smithing stone 1, 2 AND 3
• daedicars voe (best talisman ij the game)

[pallid cloud]

damn

[gentle kelp]

4$

[pallid cloud]

what i offer:

• blasphemous blade
• all great runes
• smithing stone 1, 2 AND 4
• daedicars voe (best talisman ij the game)

2€

[stoic iron]

i love how no one bothered to fix my typo 😭

[fickle needle]

[unborn olive]

where do i buy

[gentle kelp]

what i offer:

• blasphemous blade
• all great runes
• somber smithing stone 1, 2 AND 3
• daedicars voe (best talisman ij the game)

1.99$

[stoic iron]

sorry dovah i didnt think itd get tjis bad

[cobalt ridge]

what i offer:

• blasphemous blade
• all great runes
• smithing stone 1, 2 AND 4
• daedicars voe (best talisman ij the game)

[rugged turret]

Wtf why everyone posting offers

[cobalt ridge]

4 darrah

[pallid cloud]

what i offer:

• blasphemous blade
• all great runes
• somber smithing stone 1, 2 AND 3
• daedicars voe (best talisman ij the game)
  I will give you a dollar to take it

[sick storm]

thanks!

[cobalt ridge]

what i offer:

• blasphemous blade
• all great runes
• smithing stone 1, 2 AND 4
• daedicars voe (best talisman ij the game)

[stoic iron]

ok gang its getting spammy now chill 🥀

[rugged turret]

Wtf is this

[cobalt ridge]

half a dollar, still freshly bitten by a rabid dog.

[gentle kelp]

what i offer:

• blasphemous blade
• all great runes
• somber smithing stone 1, 2, 3 AND 4
• daedicars voe (best talisman ij the game)
  I'll give you 2 dollars

[pallid cloud]

ill give four

[stoic iron]

i posted it above as a joke and peolle took that forward

[cobalt ridge]

This is offers chat, no random chitchat.

[rugged turret]

[pallid cloud]

Ill throw in somber 7

[gentle kelp]

No offtop in the trading channel

[cobalt ridge]

Who tf is Peolle?

[stoic iron]

people

[pallid cloud]

yu

[covert marlin]

[stoic iron]

😭😭

[pallid cloud]

bro is trying to get me to use reduvia

how do i tell him hell nah

respectfully

[paper seal]

Nahhhhh

[pallid cloud]

how do i tell him disrespectfully cause he got rid if the super nice looking armor i gave him

[cobalt wigeon]

Good morning/afternoon/evening yall I hope whoever is reading this has/had a good one today.

[gentle kelp]

A true man only uses misericorde with parry ash of war

[paper seal]

Nahhhhh (disrespectfully)

[celest remnant]

A true man only plays the video game with the donkey kong bongos

[paper seal]

Wish you the best gang

[celest remnant]

not the gamecube ones though those are for babies

[fiery sierra]

I took a long break from Elden Ring but since im working overnight starting soon at my job I'll have a ton of time on my hands I was maining a Samurai but im thinking of doing a fresh restart and running a Astrologer what do u guys think about its potential if built right?

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-warcraft-gif-27554945

sub rogue

[pallid cloud]

run confessor

they peak

[paper seal]

go with what calls you

[pallid cloud]

tru

[fiery sierra]

@pallid cloud I'm really big in mage and sorcerers in allot of games I play would that be Confessor or Astrologer

[celest remnant]

Astrologer or prisoner if you prefer warmage

[gentle kelp]

Thou must parry

[pallid cloud]

confessor is like prisoner swordplay/sorcery but incantations

[tardy kernel]

astrologer

[gentle kelp]

But to be honest pure mage builds are so boring especially without guides

[celest remnant]

Clearly, cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarly

you've never slam jammed someone before

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-gavel-of-haima-magic-gif-13433944069985883286

[pallid cloud]

why do the hi messages always die?

[celest remnant]

hooooo yeaaaaaaaaaaah look at that dunk

nothing but net

[gentle kelp]

I mean my first playtrhu was an int build

I had like 80 int and 12 vig

[rapid atlas]

😐

[tardy kernel]

then you had an ass build

mage builds in general are fine

[fiery sierra]

I read with a Astrologer u want 80int and 60vigor

[celest remnant]

this is less specific to int builds and more general game knowledge, mage builds rip the game apart

[tardy kernel]

you want 60vig regardless of the build

and you would aim for 80 in your main damage stat yes

[pallid cloud]

i got so excited when i got my first rememberance cause i thought it meant i could rematch the boss

my build is like
Str 60
Dex 80
Fai 60

[gentle kelp]

The thing game only gave me super high req spells and I couldn't find fun spells with less reqs

[gentle kelp]

Since I was playing blind

[pallid cloud]

and 60 vig

[cedar sigil]

guys how to kill elden beast I'm bph blade +10

[tardy kernel]

how much vig

[pallid cloud]

Whats bhp?

[paper seal]

blasphemous blade I think

[cedar sigil]

50

[gentle kelp]

Balls per hour

[tardy kernel]

is this with or without a soreseal

[pallid cloud]

fair enough

[cedar sigil]

Aithout

[paper seal]

smart question

[cedar sigil]

Without*

[tardy kernel]

wont be too bad then

[fiery sierra]

Ill look more into it watch videos etc while im working from 1-9pm today then I'll be up all night adjusting over the weekend moving to full time overnights at the gas station i work at which is so slow all I do is a little cleaning hit like 24 cars and play video games all night long on my laptop

[cedar sigil]

Any tips

[tardy kernel]

at the start of p2 run behind him

[cedar sigil]

alr

[tardy kernel]

you get a large attack window should be able to get multiple aows off

[cedar sigil]

and on horse or without

[tardy kernel]

without

just run behind him the flame will miss you

[cedar sigil]

Alr ty

[pallid cloud]

You can use horse on Elden beast?

[tardy kernel]

yes

[pallid cloud]

WHUt?!?

[tardy kernel]

people end up using it too much and it makes the fight harder

[pallid cloud]

Oh ok

[paper seal]

real

[tardy kernel]

elden beast tends to run away but he will always close the distance

[twin fern]

I think its rada beast your talking about use a heavy attack starfist build best for radabeast

[tardy kernel]

er players just have no patience

[pallid cloud]

are those big ring of light attacks meant to be torrent jumped over?

cause you cant roll through

[tardy kernel]

you can just roll it

[pallid cloud]

oh

[paper seal]

If you fail those on torrent you just die

[pallid cloud]

i just suck

[paper seal]

Or if 1 hits your rather

[brittle bay]

dude you can jump over them normally 😭 i had zero idea i could use torrent in that section

[paper seal]

so just roll ngl

[pallid cloud]

i just sprint jump over them

[pallid cloud]

Kamehameha of screw you

[brittle bay]

are we talking about the rings of light that close in on you multiple times if you dont leave fast enough

[pallid cloud]

yeah

[paper seal]

I thought he meant the waves

[brittle bay]

yeah i always just sprint jumped over them

[pallid cloud]

when he starts flying

[brittle bay]

yup yup that's the one

[tardy kernel]

oh that one

run and jump

[jagged widget]

You can jump yourself I think

Wowazies I'm late

[cobalt ridge]

fuh yuh.

[pallid cloud]

fr

[paper seal]

It's a weird attack. Like I always think I jump too late but it doesn't hit me even if it looks like it did

[pallid cloud]

fuh yo reduvia im not touching arcane

[paper seal]

arcane is fire

[celest remnant]

delisted steam trading cards

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