general-discussion

[native stream]

That's you're the goat

[gleaming pond]

I like this song a little bit

[rustic veldt]

I wish we Had more enemies that do sleep status effect 😴 or sleeping builds 😴 man i loove sleeping im a snoozer Man 🥱

[coarse blaze]

I wish we Had more enemies that do sleep status effect 😴 or sleeping builds 😴 man i loove sleeping im a snoozer Man 🥱

[grim flume]

I wish we Had more enemies that do sleep status effect 😴 or sleeping builds 😴 man i loove sleeping im a snoozer Man 🥱

[worn wigeon]

I wish we Had more enemies that do sleep status effect 😴 or sleeping builds 😴 man i loove sleeping im a snoozer Man 🥱

[grim flume]

I wish we Had more enemies that do sleep status effect 😴 or sleeping builds 😴 man i loove sleeping im a snoozer Man 🥱

[gleaming pond]

I wish we Had more enemies that do sleep status effect 😴 or sleeping builds 😴 man i loove sleeping im a snoozer Man 🥱

[dry geyser]

I wish we Had more enemies that do sleep status effect 😴 or sleeping builds 😴 man i loove sleeping im a snoozer Man 🥱?

[grim flume]

I wish we Had more enemies that do sleep status effect 😴 or sleeping builds 😴 man i loove sleeping im a snoozer Man 🥱!

[worn wigeon]

We are all sheep

[gleaming pond]

I wish we Had more enemies that do sleep status effect 😴 or sleeping builds 😴 man i loove sleeping im a snoozer Man 🥱?

[gilded loom]

No

[hardy drift]

what the HELL is this

[gleaming pond]

Wolf in sheep’s clothing

[rustic veldt]

😟

[kind quail]

Hi

[coarse blaze]

yall doing it more than once ruins the vibe

[worn wigeon]

Sleep builds

[gleaming pond]

I wish we Had more enemies that do sleep status effect 😴 or sleeping builds 😴 man i loove sleeping im a snoozer Man 🥱?

[grim flume]

ruins YOUR vibe

[kind quail]

Hi

[coarse blaze]

you're a random don't talk to me

[hardy drift]

i hate this server bro

[sick storm]

I wish we Had more enemies that do sleep status effect 😴 or sleeping builds 😴 man i loove sleeping im a snoozer Man 🥱

[coarse blaze]

hello godskin

[grim flume]

you are ALSO a random person on the internet, dont talk to me 🧐

[coarse blaze]

meta

[leaden birch]

gobble gobble one gobble gobble two gobble gobble me gobble gobble you

[kind quail]

Tricephababy is the WORST boss invasion in the game

[worn wigeon]

We all love this server

[grim flume]

holy bro

[gleaming pond]

That song was great

unironically would listen again

[native stream]

It's fun music fs

[grim flume]

tried to aura farm and lost 10x that

[kind quail]

Hru kat kitty kat kat kitty kat kat meow

[leaden birch]

your snorlax?

[worn wigeon]

Dark relic of doom and dispair

[steep moss]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-back-gang-fight-gif-13312078259119098072

[gleaming pond]

I’ll stick with Don T for now tho

[grim flume]

larping legends

[coarse blaze]

doing well, we got accepted for an apartment so moving away from my father will be happening soon

you?

[kind quail]

Vocamid

[sick storm]

entirely depends on ur team

[grim flume]

we should larp souls games even tho we only play elden ring and nightreign ✌️

[kind quail]

Good for you

[sick storm]

if u kill at the same time it's free runes and a good buff

[kind quail]

Im at the gym so alls good

[sick storm]

if u don't the revenant has a little snooze

[lavish pier]

It’s not that bad

[coarse blaze]

oh W, I need to get a gym membership once I live in the city again

[grim flume]

gym membership wtf

[leaden birch]

you need a gym membership

[lavish pier]

The community is horrid tho, genuine blight

[kind quail]

See but you put the competence of randoms above the reality
Ive had like 2 games where we all unanimously agreed to go to all 3 dogs on our own. Everything else is just follow the leader

[sick storm]

oh ye much more reliable with comms

[worn wigeon]

Slowly take parts and pieces of the gym to get one at home

[rustic veldt]

Why is this 8K quality wth

[kind quail]

I get a free membership cause my uni has a gym

[steep moss]

why spend 40 bucks a month when you can spend thousands on a home gym you never use

[sick storm]

d5 randoms will usually do it as well tho

[leaden birch]

that doesnt exist

[dry geyser]

How long do you guys normally work out in the gym. Or work out at all

[sick storm]

i love wasting money on computer

[grim flume]

my dad spent alot on a home gym and used it for a yr, then he js started buying a gym membership

[rustic veldt]

I kno twin

[kind quail]

Hour 30 to 2 hours

[dry geyser]

I cant imagine working out for longer than 1 hour because it is all so repetitive

[steep moss]

me when each dumbbell curl isn’t unique

[worn wigeon]

Just listen to music

[drowsy cedar]

You starting one piece?

[grim flume]

watch anime >

[hardy drift]

25 hours a day 25 days a week

[worn wigeon]

Or that

[shrewd barn]

i just throw on a podcast or music and zone out for like 2-3 hours and repeat the next day

[kind quail]

Its unique because you never get the same wait times for the machines

[grim flume]

yes im on episode 21 its actually good
i just met the cook guy i think he joins the crew

[sick storm]

reused asset + recycled animation

[coarse blaze]

oh goated

[dry geyser]

You trying to overthrow ASU frat leader?

[rustic veldt]

Have you ever trained chest with yo friend drinking strawberry Dreams monster and listening to linkin park?

[drowsy cedar]

Sanji? Yeah sanjis the goat he's very well written

You'll love it

[kind quail]

Me when the one machine ive left to do still has the same dude on it
(Hes done 3 reps in 1 whole hour)

[kind quail]

You ever trained chest with your life on the line

[grim flume]

i like his character so far, he gave this hungry pirate food even tho he tried to kill ppl in the resturaunt i have respect for him

[hardy drift]

idk who that is

[gleaming pond]

🎶 chase you 🎶

[steep moss]

6 phone breaks in between those 3 reps too

[kind quail]

ASmid frat mid

[dry geyser]

Linkedin park?

[loud grove]

Who wanna 1v1

[rustic veldt]

🦅⚾🔥 reference

[kind quail]

Mhm

[dawn sable]

Don't forget that you also need a home big enough to fit the gym in the first place

[hardy drift]

Linkin park has a great beat saber pack

[gleaming pond]

#playstation-co-op

[steep moss]

yeah, buddy once pushed to the point of failure, and expected me to trust him to spot me lmfao

bro had noodles for arms at that point, tryna get me killed

[worn wigeon]

#pvp

[stoic iron]

you cann laugh

[kind quail]

Only thing I train to failure is forearms

[stoic iron]

a spiiinelesss laugh

we hopee your rulesss and

[rustic veldt]

I have Platinum on Beat Saber but i never bought those Pack they are too expensive imo

[coarse blaze]

ncake are you half asleep

[stoic iron]

wisdomm choke you nowww

[steep moss]

i did biceps once and will never do that again lmfao, couldn’t use my arms for days

[rustic veldt]

1 Song costs Like 5 euro

[stoic iron]

no

[rapid atlas]

Wait let me think

[coarse blaze]

then quit messing up your spelling

[kind quail]

Best arm pump tho

[stoic iron]

i didnt typo a single word

[whole stream]

Send bicep pics

[steep moss]

oh it felt great in the moment, but i woke up the next day and nearly cried lmfao

[hardy drift]

I also have plat, I contributed the most cuz I'm great at the game

I like the imagine dragons pack a lot

[coarse blaze]

if you think adding more letters is a way to show the word is said longer then youd be right and I didn't catch it

[drowsy cedar]

Yeah he did that for more than one reason but mainly cause when he was a kid he starved for 80 days with his adoptive father(zeff the head chef of the baratie who had the same dream as sanji but so he gave all his food to sanji and cut off his own leg and ate it) they started a sea restaurant because they don't want anyone to starve and their built on the principle that the hungry will eat no matter who they are

[stoic iron]

exactly. im singing

[chrome forge]

stop

[stoic iron]

who dis newgen

[drowsy cedar]

I could've worded this better but whatever

[drowsy cedar]

Avari

[stoic iron]

who

[chrome forge]

the most flawless beautiful person ever

[drowsy cedar]

He joined ercord before you

[rapid atlas]

[drowsy cedar]

Oh wait you're an unc from 2022-2023

[dry geyser]

Ercord...

[drowsy cedar]

Nvm glue bou

[stoic iron]

this is a flaw

[drowsy cedar]

You're good

[chrome forge]

no its not i have no flaws

[drowsy cedar]

Yeah

[steep moss]

one can be too perfect

annoyingly

[stoic iron]

i joined like march 2022

[kind quail]

Unc

[drowsy cedar]

Unc

[lavish pier]

Ncake wouldn’t know

[kind quail]

Name 5 flaws

[coarse blaze]

griffith?

[chrome forge]

avari

[coarse blaze]

oh okay

[kind quail]

vari

[stoic iron]

perfect is scary
and that makes it not perfect

[kind quail]

Avaricake

[drowsy cedar]

You joined in B.J.L (before jojoland)

[chrome forge]

not being good at gduo could count for all 5

all 6 even

[stoic iron]

what countd as good

[kind quail]

Ill give you it

[stoic iron]

is rl1 +0 no aux good

[chrome forge]

No

[stoic iron]

108

[chrome forge]

getting there but no

[stoic iron]

108r?

[kind quail]

Is rl-713 no aux good

[dry geyser]

What is that

[chrome forge]

yeah or 108R

[chrome forge]

yes

[coarse blaze]

as per usual, trumpets can't be trusted

[chrome forge]

whats what

[stoic iron]

no one doing allat 🕊

[steep moss]

i always forget what the 8 part means

[chrome forge]

its lowk free

[kind quail]

Hooray

[chrome forge]

journey 8/ ng7

[steep moss]

right right

[stoic iron]

jjst max ng

[coarse blaze]

zeta ur getting old

[chrome forge]

if there is an * it means DLC scaling is active

[stoic iron]

alright bro

[steep moss]

i don’t do good with number acronyms :D

[dry geyser]

Rl no aux...?

[chrome forge]

rl1 is level one, no aux is no status

[kind quail]

I thought it meant 10 points in all 8 stats

[dry geyser]

Ohhhhhhh!!!

[chrome forge]

😭

[kind quail]

Acronyms are stupid

[kind quail]

Nerd

[chrome forge]

whatEVS

[outer gate]

Achoo

[kind quail]

Bless you

[leaden birch]

bless me

[kind quail]

No

[lavish pier]

Hey lucky

[outer gate]

Hey Bat

[blazing isle]

Curse you

[outer gate]

Nat

oops

[leaden birch]

aww man

[outer gate]

🦇

[blazing isle]

Sorry that was mean ):

[leaden birch]

can i be uncursed

[blazing isle]

I uncurse you (:

[leaden birch]

thank you

[lapis saddle]

I wish Morgott and Maliketh had more hp such wasted potential

[blazing isle]

Maliketh I think is fine (many ppl still struggle with him on their first run as is) but morgott I 100% agree

[lapis saddle]

Nah especially Maliketh he has way too little hp and if ur having trouble u can just use magic

[blazing isle]

Ig ya

[lapis saddle]

Lowk wish his whole fight was Maliketh instead of bestman even tho he’s cool

[dry geyser]

Agree agree agree

[lapis saddle]

like he’s only hard at first cus he’s so menacing but when you realize that he gives alot of windows he becomes a cakewalk

talking about Maliketh specifically bestman is kinda hard

[blazing isle]

I guess it’s meant to be like a “oh it’s the guy from Caelid, this is gonna be light” and then he transforms into the grim reaper, it’s supposed to give some surprise kinda

[lapis saddle]

exactly but I wish both phases had a different healthbar and beastman’s were smaller like a 30 and 70 percent split

cus Maliketh is easily one of my fav fights

[dry geyser]

Ohh youre right i never thought of it that way. I was alr spoiled before i got to fight him

[sand aurora]

dose anybody have a spare magic scorp charm i kinda fcked my self by killn sulvians bihh ahh

[blazing isle]

That would make it a lot better I agree

[lapis saddle]

I liked that he had voicelines on my first playthru cus I got all deathroot

[dawn sable]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[sand aurora]

?

[dire ledge]

who wanna game

[dawn sable]

Read

[drowsy cedar]

He a Zoro fan tho

[late loom]

Is dark souls 3 harder than elden ring?

[nova matrix]

I won a second game of dota 2

[late loom]

I just killed the first boss

[shut relic]

Why are people bashing timothee chalamet?

[dawn sable]

It is not

It is the easiest soulslike Fromsoft has made by far

[sick storm]

it can be

the hardest fromsoft game is the one u play first

[surreal jungle]

thats ds1

[nova matrix]

I thought it was hello kitty adventure

[surreal jungle]

elden ring is the hardest fromsoftware game for me
shadow of the erdtree is brutal
and its my third fromsoftware game

[sick storm]

if ur talking someone that knows the games well then the easiest game is er probably

[dawn sable]

Not really

[sick storm]

also depends on how hard u want it to be

like if u don't optimise ur build etc then er is prob the hardest yeah

[dawn sable]

DS1 is not hard at all (as people claimed to be for a while, for some reason?) but DS3 is just extremely easy

[sick storm]

has the most complex boss movesets

but boss movesets don't matter when u 1 shot the boss or take 0 damage from them

[surreal jungle]

i simply just use maliketh's black blade and whatever talismans i find cool

[dry geyser]

What about. Ds2

[sick storm]

the correct way to play 🤝

[dawn sable]

Why are we mentioning the best Dark Souls game

[covert marlin]

You’ve never seen my moveset

[sick storm]

mist noble

[dawn sable]

There's a joke to be made here but it would be mean so I'll refrain

[dry geyser]

I actually have not played it yet 😭 i just started dark souls 1 but im quite aware of ds2's reputation

[dawn sable]

DS2's reputation is mostly based on the opinions who just either wanted the same thing again but slightly better or by people who quit right at the start

[nova matrix]

Peak souls 2

[dawn sable]

I used to think it was ass

[nova matrix]

Elden ring is ds2 2

[dawn sable]

I quit at Heide's Tower of flame; everything felt so clunky and the mechanics being too different from DS1 and DS3 were odd

[nova matrix]

It should have been a turn based rpg

[dawn sable]

I decided to give it another shot last summer and ended up loving it. Easily the best Dark Sould game

In anything other than bosses

[dry geyser]

Oh yeah i heard the director was different and stuff. I'll still play it cos i wanna experience all soulsborne games

[dawn sable]

Because most of DS2 bosses are hot dog water

[nova matrix]

Ds1 is where fromsoft got their chops, ds2 is where they got their flavor

[dry geyser]

:000 what did you enjoy about it then

[dawn sable]

You will most likely not regret it

[nova matrix]

Ds3 is where someone scraped off some of the condiments

[paper sonnet]

I liked ds2

[nova matrix]

"Ew I dont like this*

scrapes off powerstancing

[paper sonnet]

(Never played it)

[sick storm]

demon's souls is where fromsoft made the best game of all time.

[nova matrix]

Mario bros with no jumping

[sick storm]

true king allant is simply a perfect fight

[dawn sable]

Everything else. Exploring the world, mainly

[nova matrix]

It was genius

[dawn sable]

Then they just put it back in ER and made it marginally worse

[nova matrix]

Elden ring watered down alot of things for one reason or another

[cedar turtle]

Hello

I just got sekrio because I'm waiting for crimson desert tomorrow why nobody tell this game peak

[pseudo goblet]

Just learned you can heal margit with warming stones

Idk about other bosses

[dry geyser]

RIGHT ive got to try sekiro too

[dawn sable]

Just like the stonesword keys, which are a much inferior version of Pharros Lockstones

[cedar turtle]

On sale right now

[nova matrix]

Invasions only being co-op sessions

[dawn sable]

It would've been sweet if they also made different ng cycles like they did in DS2

[dry geyser]

Not in my country...

[cedar turtle]

Dam

[dawn sable]

It would've been really nice for ER, given the nature of the game and it being way too big to be as enjoyable to go through the map to kill the bosses again

[still wren]

sssseeekikkkiiiirroo

[dawn sable]

Correct me but can't you just use a rune arc and the mad tongue to attract invaders as a solo player

[dry geyser]

It's ok i can always 🏴‍☠️

But i do want the steam achievements

Such a shame fromsoft games rarely go on sale.. i want to get SOTE soon

[nova matrix]

You can, its just exceedingly rare for anyone to do so

For one the way its set up is you have to opt back into taunters anytime you die from anything at all

So constantly using it while running head into pve if doing it while progressing

I think it may have to be reused post bosses too, idr

[grim flume]

great runes could've been made alot better

[pearl bloom]

Commander Niall. Just, ugh

[sick storm]

covenants would've also been nice

idk why those weren't included

at least it means we didn't get awful achievements again

[late loom]

Better than O'Neill

[pearl bloom]

I have 60 vigor and Niall shreds me for making the tiniest of mistakes

[craggy cove]

hi guys

[wet rock]

so when asking for another players help that player has to travel to the location as well?

like you can't pull them to your location?

[lapis saddle]

Should I commit to occult affinity instead of bleed cus Imma go up to atleast 49 for Bayle's tyranny

such a shame I can't put bloodflame on occult weapons

[outer gate]

occult is great on pretty much anything that has some innate bleed so yea

Having the higher bloodloss without needing the incantation buff active is pretty nice too, and lets you use weapon buffing skills lile cragblade

[lapis saddle]

true I only put bleed on weapons that don’t have bleed without the affinity

[lapis saddle]

all affinities work with gravity aows right

[thick halo]

Bleed affinity on weapons that already have innate bleed is always not that great

[lapis saddle]

it’s my first arc playthru and I feel I don’t fully understand how it works

[lapis saddle]

occult turns high arc into decent physical dmg right

[outer gate]

Well, it depends
some gravity themed ashes are Heavy by default (Cragblade, spinning gravity thrust) so they'd let you use anything

[lapis saddle]

why does eleonora’s poleblade do fire dmg but morgott’s sword doesn’t

[outer gate]

but then you have gravitas and waves of darkness which are magic by default, so they can only use physical and magic adjacent affinities

[thick halo]

Yea your weapon and your status build up will scale with arc on occult infusion

[lapis saddle]

pretty sure spinning gravity thrust works with all affinities could be wrong tho

[covert marlin]

@native tree VAMOSS

[lapis saddle]

but on bleed affinity arc only affects bleed build up is that so

[frozen swift]

Yeah

[lapis saddle]

alr got it

[frozen swift]

makes bleed trigger faster

[outer gate]

that's what I said

[lapis saddle]

ah misread

so crag also works with all affinites that’s huge

[outer gate]

spinning gravity thrust is Heavy by default, and plain physical types like heavy/keen/quality can use all the elemental infusions too

[lapis saddle]

especially cus I’m on a dex build

it improves poise break right

[outer gate]

ye, although it only boosts physical damage, so it won't have as much value on elemental affinities like magic or sacred

[outer gate]

15% more physical damage, 10% more stance damage

[lapis saddle]

stance dmg as in knocks more enemies back or puts them on their knees faster

on my second playthru and it’s my first souls so I don’t properly understand all mechanics

[outer gate]

you'll get a tiny bit of damage from arcane but the actual scaling value is low, so you're usually better off levelling Strength and/or dex instead on bleed affinity

the amount of bloodloss buildup you get as a baseline is more than enough, so the actual damage you're getting from str/dex is more valuable

[outer gate]

Stance for poise breaks

When you hear the big clang noise and an enemy/boss kneels over, and you can riposte em afterwards

[lapis saddle]

got it but I’m going high arc for Bayle’s incant so I should use occult anytime my weapon has bleed without the affinity right

[outer gate]

if you're going high arc then just choose a weapon you like that has innate bleed and put occult on it yeah

[lapis saddle]

oh I see but either way it seems valuable for a dex build

[outer gate]

strength and dex can stay at the minimum needed in most cases

[grim flume]

elden ring is numbers game

[outer gate]

It's a great ash overall

[lapis saddle]

I’ve noticed some dex weapons never stance break but there are exceptions like Eleonora’s aow

[outer gate]

You break stances faster and do more damage for basically free

[thick halo]

15% more damage is always great on any weapon

[lapis saddle]

yeah I’m keeping str 14 and dex 35 for Morgott’s sword

[lapis saddle]

true but I like wacky aows over raw dmg

[barren onyx]

Best weapon in the game rn?

[grim flume]

fgms might be broken overpowered

[grim flume]

star fists or bloodfiends arm

[barren onyx]

I was thinking blasphemous

[thick halo]

The only broken thing about buffs is that you can grab them very early on making the early game bosses very easy imo

[lapis saddle]

is blood tax as good as it seems

[outer gate]

blasphemous blade is quite strong but there are numerous, much stronger setups

[lapis saddle]

slightly boring but not many options for great katana

[coarse blaze]

solid fwiw

[outer gate]

it's pretty good ye

[lapis saddle]

so the lifesteal is decent

[coarse blaze]

healing and multihit is never a bad choice

[grim flume]

20% buff to damage and 10% stamina for only 15 faith

[thick halo]

Like you have access to fgms and golden vow immediately they are not locked behind any boss

[lapis saddle]

I hate that I can’t put parry or even unseathe on great katana

[grim flume]

there's some better ash of wars to put on great katana

[lapis saddle]

blood tax seems like the obvious pick on my arc build

[craggy cove]

tomorrow is lowk loaded

[lapis saddle]

I love niche aows

[thick halo]

It’s kinda balnced by lasting 30 seconds only

[slim rose]

Why isn't there is any grace site nearby at stormwell castles after that other tarnished who sells ashes of war

[craggy cove]

we got the new fortnite season, and SBR drops

[grim flume]

that makes it tedious imo cause you have to keep using it

[thick halo]

But with a good build 30 second is all you need to kill the boss

[grim flume]

id rather it js cost more FP but last longer

[slim rose]

Or am I missing something

[lapis saddle]

should I try to kill Bayle lvl 100 with 2 scadu fragments for his incant

or am I gonna get cooked

[thick halo]

Put anyways all these games are poorly balanced imo lol

[native tree]

Nice

[tardy kernel]

your damage could be okay but he will do alot of dmg

[grim flume]

one of the only flaws of elden ring imo

[lapis saddle]

yeah ofc my dmg is good on arc build but I’m afraid it’s either a hitless or impossible

I alr spent like 5 hours on Mohg cus I wanted to kill him before Morgott lol

peak fight tho so I didn’t even mind

[thick halo]

Most of his attacks will one tap atp try to kill him when you have 12 blessings at least

He hits like a truck

[lapis saddle]

I'm him I got this

[thick halo]

Good luck

[lapis saddle]

such a missed opportunity that I didn't finish him off with Placi's ruin on my first playthru when I was on a faith build woulda been so cool

I'm not spending two larva tears for that tho

[late loom]

Huh how

I beat him on 20

Is it ng+

[plucky gate]

How is everyone

[lapis saddle]

I'm sick asf my left nostril won't stop running

[craggy cove]

why the fudge is hunk in this sewer

[plucky gate]

Probably using soreseals or damage negation debuffs without knowing

[plucky gate]

at least the right nostril isnt closed like someone filled your nostril with rubber cement

[lapis saddle]

oh I forgot to ask if arc affects Morgott's sword's dmg cus it doesn't have a fire split like Eleonora's

[outer gate]

It does yea

[lapis saddle]

doesn't seem to cus my dmg lowk sucks with stat requirements and 22 arc

oh fr well ig I'm just underleveled for mountaintops lol

[outer gate]

weapon usually wants a pretty equal split in dex and arc iirc

weapon upgrades matter far more anyways

[lapis saddle]

true

[craggy cove]

guys what would be the worst zombie universe to live in

[lapis saddle]

that's why I could only use somber weapons before mountaintops smh the bell bearing system is so buns

[radiant rivet]

probably project zomboid. You have a bunch of different types of zombies, the most common strain is aerial, causes total civilizational collapse, and even if you're somehow immune to the aerial strain you can still be bitten and turned

[coarse blaze]

the bell bearing system sucks because they made stones plentiful in the mining tunnels

[lapis saddle]

I hate that

[craggy cove]

i think RE would be pretty bad just because of the fact nobody is really immune

[lapis saddle]

I can't be motivated to explore every single dungeon on a second playthru let alone caves

I'm fine being underleveled but having underleveled weapons sucks

[coarse blaze]

fair

[late loom]

True

Boreal shouldnt be this hard

[lapis saddle]

Besides you don't find enough to have 12 of all of them

[late loom]

I'm too greedy

[late loom]

True

[lapis saddle]

every field dragon has that one move where they fly up and shoot in a few seconds it's so annoying cus there's literally no time to react if you're not already on torrent

that's why farming dragons in Caelid sucks in early game

[plucky gate]

The last of us specifically because the fungus is bred to spread and nothing else, life would actually be hell if we had to try to survive a virus that's entirely airborne and the fungus would thrive irl

I mean it already does in the insect populations it takes out

[craggy cove]

idk i think theres worse

halo would be pretty bad because of the fact its not just the flood youd have to deal with

[late loom]

I meant a ds3 boss😭 but you are right the dragons in caelid sucks

OH

Not boreal vordt of the boreal valley

Damn I'm dumb

[soft ridge]

In Dark souls 1 you can do this

[plucky gate]

Could we consider tyrannids zombies because theyre technically just repurposed dead bodies?

[soft ridge]

yes, but without estus flask

[craggy cove]

oh yeah good point

theyre more like really big bugs though

dead space would be horrible

[barren onyx]

Best ash of war for a bleed build nagakiba

Pls advise

[coarse blaze]

get a JOB

[sick storm]

yeah sure lil bro drop the paypal

[glacial idol]

seppuku has rly good buildup from what i remember, and it infuses ur weapon so it just looks cool. bloody slash too ofc. aside from that, really any keen ash of war that hits multiple times will do u well

[winter echo]

Guys you should all bow before me

[proud bronze]

[winter echo]

Bcoz I beat Godrick Griffindor jus now

[covert marlin]

what are u looking at

🐴

[coarse blaze]

cooked bro added you

[plush saffron]

I thought he was serious?

[proud bronze]

The sky

[soft ridge]

mm

no no what

xdd

[covert marlin]

You might see me up there

[proud bronze]

I think i’d rather see you if I look down

[soft ridge]

mm, the sky of what??

[covert marlin]

Upside down

[covert marlin]

Success

[soft ridge]

ah ok

[proud bronze]

[craggy cove]

this cutscene looks so stupid with the addon i put

[proud bronze]

What cutscene

What addon

[sick storm]

pinged me in 2 channels as well 💔

[craggy cove]

leon saving ada

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-stare-yuji-itadori-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-yuji-stare-meme-gif-2566228405341525362

[soft ridge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0BBwKDwcHqocRwcZej

[proud bronze]

Oh phew

[coarse blaze]

😭 lmaooo

[craggy cove]

i have the lowpoly addon from the Xbox store

[proud bronze]

Who?

[glacial idol]

this is a bit of an odd question but. do yall know of any weapons where the blocking animation uses both hands like twinblades? im thinking mostly about the guarding in ghost of tsushima if that helps

[covert marlin]

Game of Thrones is actually kinda fire ngl

[proud bronze]

Tom can i fire someone

[glacial idol]

i’m kinda mad that none of the katanas do that lol. great katanas do but i want a lighter weapon

[dire ledge]

who got tuff breakcore for me

hi lol

[soft ridge]

like katanas, this is awesome

[atomic tapir]

Yes

[soft ridge]

of game of thrones??

[atomic tapir]

Wagwan mi general

[dire ledge]

what does dis meannn

[covert marlin]

wat

[glass nexus]

Maybe milady but you would have to check

[soft ridge]

what

xdd

[covert marlin]

what’s gucci cuhh

[tame pulsar]

Steel ball run 11h

[sick storm]

884518884638613566

[dire ledge]

is dis ai bot im talking to

[covert marlin]

Wait a second, it’s gonna release today?

[glacial idol]

i just did, light greatswords don’t unfortunately :/ i think aside from twinblades it’s literally just the greatsword animation, but i’m gonna check all the polearms too just in case

[tame pulsar]

YESSS

[covert marlin]

Holy peak

[tame pulsar]

well tmrw for me

[soft ridge]

this mean that I want a katana in Elden ring for my buld

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/jodio-jojo-jjba-jojolands-vettis-gif-9230735186481148917

[craggy cove]

woah we just met lady dont kiss me

[proud bronze]

What exactly did the guy write

[craggy cove]

tomorrow

[covert marlin]

Time is relative, it’s just one big endless slop

☝️ 🤓

[sick storm]

dain only one of us can see logs

[craggy cove]

sbr tomorrow

[chrome forge]

time is as relative as i want it to be

[tired forge]

time is relative to oneself's perception of it

[nova matrix]

Hey thats my line

[covert marlin]

Kafka ahh text

[tired forge]

our

[craggy cove]

so then why hasnt sbr released yet

[nova matrix]

Whats a kafka

[soft ridge]

my perfection is in kafka hibino

[tired forge]

sentient being

[soft ridge]

is so good

[proud bronze]

Yeah I’m stupid i couldn’t find his message

[glacial idol]

ok yea it’s literally just heavy weapons using the fist to block (greatswords, colossals, everything), polearms blocking horizontally with both hands, and everything else just held diagonally

this is nice tho bc it means i can use something light like swift spear to the same effect. i just wish i could do it with a katana

[craggy cove]

im going to beat re2 soon

[soft ridge]

in Elden ring 2??

[covert marlin]

A bum who came up with a story about a men turning into an insect

[craggy cove]

resident evil 2

[mellow obsidian]

Steam spring sale tomorrow, get ready for your wallets to drain

[covert marlin]

Just waffling, I like Kafka

[tired forge]

ring elden 2

[soft ridge]

ah in Resident to evil

ok

[outer sun]

Pal i don't think you know the gabagoo

[covert marlin]

@atomic tapir

[outer sun]

Hello leon!

[covert marlin]

sangwich

hi T

[atomic tapir]

Forgeddaboutit

[outer sun]

How are you and ranga

[covert marlin]

If it ain’t bleein, it ain’t freshhh

[atomic tapir]

Ya breaking my ma’s heat

[outer sun]

LMAO

[atomic tapir]

Send it back!!! Gabeesh

[atomic tapir]

Hallo T

[covert marlin]

Barcelona won, had my quinoa bowl with guac and now I’m watching game of thrones, hbu

[covert marlin]

The goat

[craggy cove]

give the VA for mr x an award

[thick halo]

The penalty that yamal scored was the turning point of that match

Barca wasn’t great in the first half

[covert marlin]

Raphinha W bro for giving him that

[covert marlin]

Yea

Lewafraudski

I almost cried when Araujo came in

[outer sun]

I'm alright just got back from outside bought myself a couple of dresses(barely wear them) since i have a date tomorrow then hanging out with friends. But now i might get on rivals or watch angel engine

[covert marlin]

Will never forgive him what he did to us against Inter last year

[thick halo]

That team won’t win the ucl this season tho I’ll die on that hill

[outer sun]

How are you BUD

[thick halo]

You can’t win the ucl with that ass defence

[atomic tapir]

I’m good BUDDY

[outer sun]

Greattt

[atomic tapir]

How are you PAL

[outer sun]

I'm goood in great spirits today

[covert marlin]

Wooooow a date, what’s your plan tomorrow?

-# Rivals spikes my cortisol

[thick halo]

This Lewa slander shall not be accepted he’s a legend

[covert marlin]

Not the offside trap

I trust Hansi

[thick halo]

Araujo is definitely not a great defender

[covert marlin]

He’s just too old

[outer sun]

Yeahhh! She invited me to dinner and then movies ! And a barrr

[covert marlin]

That he’s captain while Raphinha is on the pitch literally made me fume

[covert marlin]

W date, wish you good luck on that one

[outer sun]

Tyyty

[covert marlin]

What movie are u gonna watch

[thick halo]

That’s the way it works in Barca

[late loom]

Ds3 got very... Interesting run backs

[winter echo]

Words aren't enough to describe how much I love your pfp

[dire ledge]

what we bumping ???

[native tree]

Leon

[thick halo]

At one point roberto was the captain and he was the worst player in the team

[native tree]

Jai

[chrome forge]

death

[dire ledge]

hi

[native tree]

Hru

[dire ledge]

what should i bump

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/raphi-lamine-yamal-lamine-raphinha-lamine-celebration-gif-17121086814155181556

[chrome forge]

1000 eyes

[covert marlin]

My goats

[chrome forge]

empty words

[covert marlin]

Yako

[plain gulch]

Gng

[still siren]

Yo

[quasi adder]

yo

[lapis saddle]

Oh lmao I thought u meant Borealis😭

[plain gulch]

Im finna play as the lore accurate tarnished

Raging wolf set

[late loom]

yeah mb i suck at names

[plain gulch]

Bastard sword

[native tree]

Wsg

[thick halo]

Yamal will definitely win the ballon d’or this season because I am pretty sure Spain will be great at the wc

[outer sun]

I don't know! She wanna keep ot it a secret

[runic mesa]

how is this lore accurate

[indigo musk]

does anyone here play lotf

[native tree]

Avari

[covert marlin]

Contemplating about getting a late night snack

Hbu

[outer sun]

Thank you

[plain gulch]

Have you ever seen the picture of elden rings tarnished

[outer sun]

Watch angel engine

[runic mesa]

that doesnt make it lore accurate

[covert marlin]

Raphinha or Yamal, they both deserve it imo

[runic mesa]

well it is lore accurate since the tarnished can be and do anything he wants

[outer sun]

The only football team i love is Juventus.

[thick halo]

Great team

[plain gulch]

Ig but still, I guess I could say, tarnished accordingly

[covert marlin]

Benching game of thrones, I watched some vids about Angel Engine

[outer sun]

Goooood

[thick halo]

The best in Italy

[outer sun]

Yes!

[native tree]

What time?, im good boutta listen to music

[covert marlin]

21:41

[native tree]

Isnt that like 8?🤔

Or sum?

[covert marlin]

What

[native tree]

Nvm

[covert marlin]

It’s almost 10

Yako

[native tree]

I just now realized

[thick halo]

Btw is cr7 considered a juve legend in your opinion I always like to ask juve fans that question for some reason

[native tree]

But uh, if you have sausage biscuts, pizza rolls or sum go for it

[covert marlin]

Lil bro played 3 saisons for juve

[covert marlin]

I’m european, we don’t have those

Also I live in an ingredient household

Only have whole foods

[native tree]

Ah

[thick halo]

Some ppl still consider him a juve legend tho

[timid echo]

same

it makes me less lazy tho

[covert marlin]

That’s a tough one

[covert marlin]

It’s healthy and it stops you from bench eating

[timid echo]

dybala ♥️

[covert marlin]

Dybala….

[timid echo]

real

[covert marlin]

Imma check my repertoire

[thick halo]

He had a lot of potential back in the day

[outer sun]

I don't think so.

He was great yes, but a legend? No

[timid echo]

100 million transfer

[thick halo]

Ikr

[outer sun]

What

[thick halo]

I was like arguing with a juve fan for an hour just to prove that cr7 isn’t a juve legend

[jaunty monolith]

anyone have any advice for leveling yourself at a normal pace when playing throught the game

im trying to play a themed build and wondering how to stay on par with most others while adventuring

[tired forge]

buy every equipment from champions at Enia, don't sweat though

stay around level 125 to 150 for multiplayer interactions

[jaunty monolith]

no

im not done with the game

[tired forge]

yes

[jaunty monolith]

i dont wanna be level 150 in altus paltu

[winter echo]

My favourite football team is Mbappe

[tired forge]

it'd be more impressive if you were

what's your current level and where are you in the game

usually you only "overlevel" if you explore every little nook and crannies

[jaunty monolith]

yea thats my problem

i dont loose a lot of runes and i explore everything

[tired forge]

buy stuff from merchants

[jaunty monolith]

im 110 rn and i havent been to leyndell

[tired forge]

yeah rip Morgott

[jaunty monolith]

ive been holding on to runes trying to stay on par with your "normal" player

[tired forge]

I'd recommend going to Leyndell now

[jaunty monolith]

it was pretty easy at the beggining 20 at the start then 40 at the lake 60 at calied 80 outer leyndel

[tired forge]

but it's fine if you go a bit too high on your first playthrough

[jaunty monolith]

not my first

i have played this game a lot

in ds3 it was pretty easy to level according to the location

its just confusing in elden ring

[royal hill]

Mine is Mercedes Benz

[tired forge]

yeah ER is an open world so you can just do stuff like ignore Leyndell until you beat the entire DLC if you so wish

or go to Leyndell at level 1 before even exploring anything else

[glossy path]

i was using mimic plus 10 in every boss fight ez xd

[fresh heron]

When should i stop using radagon’s soreseal

[native tree]

Around 37 vig i believe

Ask in #community-help tho

[fresh heron]

I’m 46 with seal, but my other stats such as endurance are low, and in order to wear heavier armors i need that, could that cover up the extra %15 damage taken?

[glass nexus]

Anything heavier than knight armor is not really worth it.

[pearl bloom]

Who would win lore wise: Elemer of the Briar or Commaned Niall?

[gloomy adder]

I finally beat Malenia (twice)

[tired forge]

Niall with or without his army?

[gloomy adder]

Niall sucks as a boss

[tired forge]

great moveset but the two banished knights at the beginning kinda spoil the fun

[pearl bloom]

Just himself and the two knights he spawns

[nova matrix]

Me

[jolly bane]

I have elemer winning lore wise

[tired forge]

Who is this?

[nova matrix]

Me

[pearl bloom]

May I ask why?

[tired forge]

I think Elemer could win that fight

[nova matrix]

Elemer is not the apex predator of the planet, that is me

I am not him, have never been him, and will continue to not be him because i am me and me is me

[chrome forge]

why

[jolly bane]

Elemer lore wise is an impenetrable force on his own, lore states that he conquered the Shaded Castle by himself after killing all of House Maria.. also was considered a true hero after rumoured to defeat Malenia's forces

[pearl bloom]

Damn

Didn’t realize Elemer was built different

[tired forge]

one man army vs one man's army

[pearl bloom]

What about Alecto vs Elemer

[jolly bane]

Alecto destroys, it's not even close

[native tree]

Get great jar if you need it,

[covert marlin]

I got me some chickpeas with chili, green onions, lime, salmon, dill and miso

[native tree]

Ooo

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-dance-jhud-show-the-jennifer-hudson-show-gif-11624980464939939705

[jolly bane]

True

[native tree]

-# ima snatch your food

[covert marlin]

Grab a plate and get some

[hexed kernel]

elemer is an aura farmer
this man literally snatched the sword from his executioner when he was about to be executed

[covert marlin]

We have plenty of everything

[jolly bane]

He also comes from Eochaid, which lore implies everyone there is an aura farmer

[oak falcon]

hi

bro can someone help me with the 3 crystal bosses

[pearl bloom]

Lore wise as well? Damn

[hazy sand]

peak song name

[oak falcon]

please 😭

[tired forge]

Everyone doing the corkscrew dance there

[oak falcon]

fank yoo

[pallid cloud]

does endurance have a plus five talisman?

[tired forge]

Nope

[pallid cloud]

Dang it

[jolly bane]

She orchestrated the assassination of Godwyn, nothing else needs to be said

[pearl bloom]

I doubt that translates to combat skill

[jolly bane]

if that's not convincing enough, she holds a fragment of destined death

[tardy pike]

alecto is kind of really strong but its hard to powerscale them

[pallid cloud]

parrying is so satisfying

[tardy pike]

on the 3 bosses its worth doing

[jolly bane]

I'd still give the win to Alecto

[pearl bloom]

Here’s one for ya: Morgott vs Hornet

[tardy pike]

that is reasonable

[jolly bane]

since destined death is a unique damaging property and the fact elemer is mortal

[fresh heron]

Parry… haven’t heard that one for a while..

[tardy pike]

shaw!

[frosty quail]

ploop

[jolly bane]

From hollow knight?

[tardy pike]

wrong ping?

[jolly bane]

Yup mb

[jolly bane]

@pearl bloom

[tardy pike]

I assumed so

[late loom]

Dark souls genuinely is hell

Ds3 that is

[jolly bane]

Morgott wins then

[tardy pike]

what part?

[jolly bane]

DS3 isn't too bad ngl

[pearl bloom]

Yeah

[tardy pike]

consider: cross-stitch

[late loom]

The run back to the first major boss is annoying I grew too used to stakes of Marika and crouching

[pallid cloud]

csn you drop furlcalling finger remedies?

[late loom]

Also jumping whenever you want

[tardy pike]

yeah

[late loom]

Atleast vordt ain't too hard

[jolly bane]

I'd still give it to Morgott

[late loom]

I died more to the run back then him

[pallid cloud]

i hate farming erdleaf flowers 😭

[hexed kernel]

what is this random ahh matchup

[jolly bane]

I have a better matchup

[frosty spindle]

is it normal that if i use two screens every time i alt tab theres a 50% chance my game crashes

[late loom]

Scale hornet to the size of a normal human and she wins

I mean she did kill a goddess

[pearl bloom]

They’re both guardians of a dead kingdom fighting a character who came from afar and both have dead parents

[tardy pike]

no, are you playing on windowed?

[frosty spindle]

yea

[pearl bloom]

You also fight both two times, one at the start of the game and one in the midgame

[tardy pike]

definitely not normal no

[frosty spindle]

borderless window and it happens on most games not just elden ring

[jolly bane]

Morgott fended off the royal capital against both Godrick and Radahn (supposedly even overpowering Radahn but again, rumour is he wasn't at his prime at the time)

[frosty spindle]

if i use one screen it never crashes

[winter echo]

Guys i have defeated Godrick ..... who's next

[fresh heron]

You’re going to hogwarts boi

[pearl bloom]

Mohg, Lord of Blood

[jolly bane]

Rennala, Queen Of The Full Moon

[tired forge]

PCR

[late loom]

Best way to put it lmao

[frosty spindle]

metyr

[jolly bane]

U mean CPR

[tardy pike]

so thats a deeper issue with your screen configurarion/OS
are you on windows or linux

[frosty spindle]

windows

[late loom]

The depressed schizophrenic divorced mom

[tired forge]

mom is that you?

[hexed kernel]

hornet is normal human sized
in a twitter post
team cherry stated that hornet can throw her needle about 30 yards far
so if we assume the room before city of tears to be about 30 yards
i think the knight isn't exactly bug sized
also the knight wouldn't be able to move around city of tears like that if he was bug sized
now,
hornet is taller than the knight

[jolly bane]

Marika?

[winter echo]

Okay lemme add them
to my kill list

Mohg, Lord of Blood
Rennala, Queen Of The Full Moon
PCR
metyr

[tired forge]

don't forget Necromancer Garris

[late loom]

Oh I forgot the knight is like 90cm tall iirc lmao

[jolly bane]

I think you're on their kill list

[late loom]

Marika is just schizophrenic

[tardy pike]

that seems about right

[jolly bane]

Isn't she a mom also

[late loom]

Don't forget malenia

[winter echo]

Hi ria how you doin dear

[jolly bane]

And isn't she divorced... Twice

[tardy pike]

hello?

[late loom]

Yeah but she ain't depressed and divorced (technically)

[stoic iron]

dean lock in

[jolly bane]

nope, she's divorced twice

[jolly bane]

Dean Withers?

[late loom]

She divorced herself?

[stoic iron]

idk look at their username

[pearl bloom]

So, from what I know, the order to beat Elden Ring fighting the least amount of bosses is:

Starscourge Radahn
Mohg, Lord of Blood
Draconic Tree Sentinel
Goldfrey
Morgott
Fire Giant
Godskin Duo
Maliketh
Gideon
Godfrey
And Radagon, right?

[jolly bane]

didn't she divorce Godfrey the first time

[winter echo]

How you doin?

[fresh heron]

Do not forget the mages wearing a mask that looks like russian tsar ivan

[late loom]

Yes but did she divorce radagon?

[tardy pike]

anyways

[stoic iron]

😭

[pearl bloom]

Anyone im missing?

[winter echo]

Wdym anyways

[jolly bane]

Honestly.. I don't know how to answer that

[arctic loom]

I can feel tarnished edition coming up real soon, mid April

[jolly bane]

y do U need to beat radahn and mohg if U wanna beat the base game

[late loom]

Elden beast

[winter echo]

Well ria ain't interested, how bout you

[tardy pike]

end of conversation

[late loom]

But also isn't Margit a must

[stoic iron]

im a dude 😭

[fresh heron]

Gideon? U just spoiled the game to me, i thought he was an ally

[tardy pike]

LMAO

[pearl bloom]

Because Rykard, Godrick and Rennala all have a boss before them

[jolly bane]

There's a way U can skip him, but that route is tedious

[stoic iron]

dean you gotta lock in man 🕊

[late loom]

Damn

[winter echo]

So what? We can't be friends?

[stoic iron]

i mean

sure..

[pearl bloom]

The only requirement for Leyndell is 2 shard bearers

[lethal tulip]

Hello

[winter echo]

Cool, so tomorrow we gonna go watch a movie together

[jolly bane]

can't U just do the NPC invasions for Rykard.. so technically there's no boss bfr him

[stoic iron]

im away from home for a whole ass week

[jolly bane]

can't U just kill rennala and Godrick then

[late loom]

The fallen leafs tell a story, about how a tarnished got his shi rocked 1056 times

[jolly bane]

Also regarding your question on marina divorcing radagon.. I can't really answer that

[whole walrus]

if the goal is least bosses then itd be radahn and mohg

[pearl bloom]

Godskin Noble

[jolly bane]

since they're kind of.. one body

[winter echo]

Okay well we can watch the new movie
I'll stream

[stoic iron]

which new movie

[pearl bloom]

Yeah but if I’m doing the least possible amount of bosses I can’t because there are 2 shardbearers available that don’t have a boss before them

[winter echo]

Tarnished vs Godrick : the Battle of Gods

[late loom]

Yeah and technically they never actually divorced

[stoic iron]

but i thought neither of them were gods

[late loom]

And from what I know there's nothing about how they even had children

[jolly bane]

Battle of maidenless

[tardy pike]

you thought correct

[stoic iron]

(ik im messing)

[tardy pike]

oh lol

[jolly bane]

Godrick's just a very far away distant relative, more further away than a fixed ice cream machine

[jolly bane]

actl ye how did they have children ._.

[stoic iron]

hes godfreys descendant yes

[stoic iron]

all good ria lucaria

[late loom]

Gods work on their own rules ig

[winter echo]

They both are op tho
Here is the full franchise :

Tarnished, the rise of the tarnished
Then the family silver
Then a very goofy movie
Then Tarnished and Melina: The unfinished love story
Then Tarnished For Good
Then Tarnished vs. Wicked Night’s Cavalry
Then Tarnished the first: The encounter with the beastmen of Farum Azula
The Tarnished vs Margit : The Battle of Foolish Ambitions
The Tarnished vs Godrick: The Battle of Gods
Then the video game Lego Tarnished: The Skywalker Saga

[tardy pike]

wait thats a great nickname

[jolly bane]

rya instead of ria so it flows betters

[late loom]

The gracewalker saga

[jolly bane]

Maidenless Movies

[winter echo]

That was the best

[late loom]

Bro ain't varre

[tardy pike]

but i already go by ria everywhere 😓

[jolly bane]

There are theories that he killed your maiden

[late loom]

But unfortunately for you, you are MAIDENLESS

[stoic iron]

did you just come ip with all this

[jolly bane]

I will assassinate U (in Elden ring ofc)

[winter echo]

I know your name is ria but can I call you mine?

[late loom]

Couldn't that maiden be his tho?

[winter echo]

No?

[tardy pike]

no dean

[wet plume]

Tarnished for Good was an...aight musical, didn't like it too much

[jolly bane]

uh, why wld he kill his own maiden

[stoic iron]

oh

[late loom]

Idk mohg thingy

Blood

[jolly bane]

varre may be a psychopath, but he can't be that bad rite

[winter echo]

@stoic iron see? everyone watch this

[late loom]

Dude

He TOOK my finger

[jolly bane]

But to be fair, he's the first person who tells you straight up before you even know it yourself.. you're maidenless

[stoic iron]

it seems ive been missing oit

[jolly bane]

in Elden Ring context, this is like normal

[late loom]

True

[wet plume]

Me personally I wouldn't watch Tarnished for Good

You won't miss out on much

[chrome forge]

he ripped ur nail out

u have a finger don’t worry

[stoic iron]

i see

[wet plume]

Wicked Night's Cavalry had amazing pacing

[jolly bane]

He was just giving a manicure

[chrome forge]

exactly 💅

[wet plume]

Coming in second of course to Battle of the Gods

[late loom]

Ik but still he attacked me in that blood lake in moghwyn's where there big scary birds(even if it isn't him ion care)

[chrome forge]

🫠🤥🫢

[pearl bloom]

Messmer the Impaler vs Iguro Obanai

[late loom]

Same outfit so I'll forever blame varre

[surreal jungle]

wth is an obanai

[wet plume]

For once the final sequel in a series was better than the others

[surreal jungle]

well,
all anime characters are op so
obanai wins

[late loom]

No actually 😭

[winter echo]

I suggest you start with Tarnished : The First Steps
It's the story of when Tarnished was just a kid
It's will introduce you to the Tarnished's parents too
And Tarnished's days in middle school, when he used to sit beside his crush Malina during lectures

[jolly bane]

hydrogen bomb Vs coughing baby, messmer will destroy iguro

[winter echo]

@wet plume watch this too

[late loom]

Messmer will put obanai so far down the dirt he'll reach soifra

[wet plume]

I am obsessed with watching stuff in chronological order

[jolly bane]

He'd reach the Deeprooth depths faster than Miquella becoming a God

[winter echo]

And that's why you should start with this

[wet plume]

So yeah

Think I'll watch that first

[late loom]

Is this the elden ring slice of life we've been waiting for

[winter echo]

Yes bro

[late loom]

That'll take quite a long time then cuz that child ain't shi

[wet plume]

It gets a little dark near the end

So I've heard

Haven't seen the dark scene yet tho

[late loom]

💔

[jolly bane]

Can't rlly call Miquella a child

i mean it's an adult in a child's body

[late loom]

He looks like one so I'll always downplay the mf

He miquellasted mohg

[hexed kernel]

Miquella vs Astolfo

[late loom]

Astolfo cuz miquella can't do shi

[winter echo]

When Tarnished was in middle school , he used to get bullied by Margit and Godrick who were both senior high schoolers....but years after they graduated, Tarnished gets his revenge on them in the movies :

The Tarnished vs Margit : The Battle of Foolish Ambitions
The Tarnished vs Godrick: The Battle of Gods

[late loom]

Without his brainwashed half brother that is

[wet plume]

Oh nice

[jolly bane]

To be fair, he makes up for being extremely fragile by his power to charm

[pearl bloom]

What about Placidusax vs Alduin?

[hexed kernel]

alduin

[winter echo]

@late loom

[late loom]

True

[jolly bane]

Alduin, it's not close

[wet plume]

Wonder what those dudes' problems were

[late loom]

I see

[winter echo]

So are you gonna watch the movies?

[hexed kernel]

bro what is this fanfiction

[jolly bane]

Alduin is literally immortal, you can kill placidusax

[jagged widget]

What the hells has my life boiled down to
Im watching a guy getting addicted to vapes

[late loom]

Godrick is insecure and Margit had an abusive mom

[hexed kernel]

i haven't played shitrim but
doesn't the dragonborn kill alduin

[jolly bane]

Are you gonna join him or

[jolly bane]

no, a dragon is only truly killed when it's soul is absorbed, alduin's soul wasn't absorbed

[hidden badger]

you send his azz back to the shadow realm

[winter echo]

Here is the complete series :

Tarnished, the rise of the tarnished
Then the family silver
Then a very goofy movie
Then Tarnished and Melina: The unfinished love story
Then Tarnished For Good
Then Tarnished vs. Wicked Night’s Cavalry
Then Tarnished the first: The encounter with the beastmen of Farum Azula
The Tarnished: Troll of the Stormgate
The Tarnished vs Margit : The Battle of Foolish Ambitions
The Tarnished vs Godrick: The Battle of Gods
Then the video game Lego Tarnished: The Skywalker Saga

[pearl bloom]

Damn, Skyrim mogging Fromsoft as usual

[jolly bane]

who'd win, Merchant Kale or Nazeem

[jagged widget]

The dude has been getting addicted to cigarettes, then decided to get addicted to zynhs, and now to vapes
This dudes nicotine addiction has not waivered

[pearl bloom]

Remind me who Nazeem is?

[hexed kernel]

skyrim as a game sucks tho

[jolly bane]

Have you ever been to the cloud district? Oh what am I saying, of course not

[pearl bloom]

Skyrim as a game is entertaining

[jagged widget]

Nay, my asthmatic ass won't survive a puff

[late loom]

Who'd win, soldier of god, Rick or all outer gods at the same time

[pearl bloom]

Oh that guy.

[jolly bane]

Damn, did someone steal your sweetroll

[pearl bloom]

Probably Nazeem

[winter echo]

Margit and Godrick jus always have been jealous of Tarnished bcoz he bagged Malina, the hottest girl in the school

[pearl bloom]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee

[hidden badger]

soldier of god solos no diff

[pearl bloom]

And then Heimskr

[hexed kernel]

i mean
i don't really like a game where the combat is just mashing attack over and over

[jolly bane]

My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty

[late loom]

Fire keeper low-key goated

[jagged widget]

Woah wowies it's plushie miku!!!1!

[hexed kernel]

ew

[late loom]

She reacts to emotes

[jolly bane]

isn't that like lots of games tho

[fresh heron]

There is also rick the door technician for those who know, an outerversal threat to existence

[pearl bloom]

Melina vs Delphine

[late loom]

Oh trust me I know the goat

[jolly bane]

In terms of combat or annoyance

[winter echo]

The Tarnished franchise is great
Tarnished and Malina make out in the movie Tarnished and Malina : The Unfinished Love Story

[pearl bloom]

Combat first, then annoyance

[late loom]

Plushy miku spitting facts as always

[jolly bane]

Combat - Melina
Annoyance - Delphine

[pearl bloom]

Gideon vs Arngeir

[late loom]

I loved the mini series sewers of madness

[jolly bane]

Arngeir can literally disintegrate Gideon if he wanted to

[late loom]

Gideon is faster and can freeze his opponent

[winter echo]

That had too many adult scenes of Tarnished and Melina together

[pearl bloom]

Paarthurnax vs BAYLE

[late loom]

Fan service ruined true

[jolly bane]

Bayle

[late loom]

Bayle! Vile bayle! O' terror incarnate!

[winter echo]

I think Melina came to Tarnished bcoz he was definitely packing heat

[hasty jay]

Not enough*

[pearl bloom]

What fanfic?

[late loom]

The love triangle of Melina tarnished and ranni truly is weird

[jolly bane]

Arngeir has 0 shout cool down, so realistically he can spam the unrelenting force at Gideon till he dies from boredom

[winter echo]

Here is the full franchise :

Tarnished, the rise of the tarnished
Then the family silver
Then a very goofy movie
Then Tarnished and Melina: The unfinished love story
Then Tarnished For Good
Then Tarnished vs. Wicked Night’s Cavalry
Then Tarnished the first: The encounter with the beastmen of Farum Azula
The Tarnished: Troll of the Stormgate
The Tarnished vs Margit : The Battle of Foolish Ambitions
The Tarnished vs Godrick: The Battle of Gods
Then the video game Lego Tarnished: The Skywalker Saga

[pearl bloom]

Do we have an Elden ring equivalent for Astrid and Uuh, who’s the leader of the thieves guild

[jolly bane]

Well it was the Grey Fox, then Mercer Frey and then the Dragonborn becomes the leader

[pearl bloom]

Mercer Frey specifically

[jolly bane]

Elden ring equivalent for Astrid is probably Alecto, since she is the leader of the black knife assassins

[late loom]

I was just joking lmao I was referencing a agenda piece thing

[jolly bane]

cinema

[pearl bloom]

And Astrid gets neg diffed +25 by Alecto

[late loom]

Alecto low-key the hardest evergaol

[jolly bane]

it's a black knife assassin, so it's fair enuff

[main sinew]

i hated alecto as a mage until i found out i could stagger him haha

[pearl bloom]

Who wins, Sans or Mohg

[main sinew]

man was just too fast. had to bust out the moonblade sword

[late loom]

Maybe except the evergaol to get to the haligtree because of those damn albinauric women

[jolly bane]

How would Nihil work against Sans?

[pearl bloom]

The black knives are women

[pearl bloom]

see, I don’t know

[jolly bane]

I'd give the win to Mohg, since Mohg is supported by an outer god (the formless mother)

[pearl bloom]

The other question is, does Karma work on Mohg, and can Sans deal 18000+ damage before Mohg nihils him?

I mean, sans deals damage every tick

[late loom]

I killed god and I can't kill her

[pearl bloom]

What about Papyrus vs Morgott?