general-discussion

[azure cipher]

just clicked 4 times on him

[timid echo]

yeah, on Ng I used the perfect guard thingy

[atomic tapir]

Wagwan kier

[hazy sand]

Lies of p is insanely more forgiving

[uneven vigil]

You get to keep the teleport thing in ng+?

[karmic monolith]

are we talking black myth wukong, ihavent played that game yet but its on my checklist

[proud bronze]

Chest, legs and arms but also just arms and legs if i have the omen dudes chest

[hazy sand]

Yoyo

[uneven vigil]

Alr thx

[atomic tapir]

🪀

[grizzled haven]

Could some one help me with the knight duo on Ps5 plz

[proud bronze]

I really need to find it

[granite flower]

Yeh you should but don't play it if you have arachnophobia

[fresh heron]

I cant parry in any souls like except jedi series, and i doubt it’s a true souls-like (it has difficulty setting)

[atomic tapir]

Find what?

[hazy sand]

If you mean tree sentinel just run past

[proud bronze]

#playstation-co-op

[atomic tapir]

Go back to channel and roles. Select PlayStation and go to #playstation-co-op

[granite flower]

Bill

[proud bronze]

The picture of my er character

[atomic tapir]

Ohhh tru

[proud bronze]

What are you even talking about

[atomic tapir]

Wher did bill go

[tiny vale]

@hazy sand I was told I need to defeat it to do anything

[covert marlin]

🐴

[hazy sand]

There’s no real set definition, lies of p also has a difficulty slider and i think Khazan does too but that’s more like an extra hard mode then having an easy mode

[timid echo]

Bojack

[hazy sand]

You were lied to

[atomic tapir]

Nah

[tiny vale]

Oh :(

[timid echo]

did you see the dune part 3 trailer

[karmic monolith]

mb mb i was pulling your leg, elden ring whole poiint is to explore

[hazy sand]

A big premise in Elden ring is being able to leave, explore, and come back stronger

[granite flower]

Idk but it will rue this day

[karmic monolith]

sorry for leading you on @tiny vale

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/bojack-bojack-horseman-night-sad-contemplating-gif-16196494

[atomic tapir]

Currrseee youuuu biiiilll

[tiny vale]

Well ty I died 23 times :')

[whole walrus]

how can he breathe there

[atomic tapir]

Don’t be depressed go have a 3 scoop shake

[nova matrix]

Bojack is a good person

[granite flower]

vile bill

[whole walrus]

photoshopped

[covert marlin]

inhaling copium

[covert marlin]

tomorrow

[covert marlin]

frfr

[karmic monolith]

well you will still make it cz your persistent, 25% of elden ring players never went past it cz they quit after dying at tree sentinel

[atomic tapir]

Fair

[granite flower]

With every last peni of my wallet

[tiny vale]

@karmic monolith you serious!!??

[proud bronze]

This is all i could find i can’t tell what gauntlets those are tho @uneven vigil i think the fire knights stuff could look good

[covert marlin]

going above three scoops is kinda iffy

[nova matrix]

Not sure if I'm ragebaiting or honestly believe it but I'm locked in

[celest remnant]

He wants so desperately to be a good person

[nova matrix]

And I think thats enough

[timid echo]

Barry from the show Barry

hbo is the goat tho

[covert marlin]

I genuinely believe in you Keanue, carry the boat, carry the logs and they don't know you son

[atomic tapir]

Night Cav

[celest remnant]

Nope, Diane says it pretty plainly, we are our actions

[fresh heron]

Nah even if you played at the hardest difficulty it’s not even as hard as this elden ring game, but it’s level layout in both games was so embarassing i remember throwing my controller to the tv bc of their stupid holo map

[proud bronze]

No i gave him different gauntlets I’m pretty sure

[karmic monolith]

by making it i meant youll beat the game, anyways for now explore, thats the whole beauty of elden ring, the world feels very alive

[granite flower]

We need a game of ancient civilizations

[celest remnant]

Bojack doesn't want to make the effort to change, perhaps out of apathy, perhaps out of hopelessness

[proud bronze]

I think the frenzy image has the nights cav but not the other image

[granite flower]

Like south America or Egypt or mesopotamia

[nova matrix]

Yet he does in ways she never sees

[karmic monolith]

kingdom come deliverance

[tiny vale]

@karmic monolith ok cool ty

[fresh heron]

There is ac mirage

[nova matrix]

She was not present for the undersea episode

[uneven vigil]

Kk thx I’ll use nights cav cuz I Alr have that and I’m not tryna grind for 3% drop chance armor pieces

[granite flower]

What about?

[proud bronze]

That just ain’t ancient

[karmic monolith]

good luck hope you enjoy it its peak trust

[fresh heron]

That game is medieval

[proud bronze]

Medieval times is not that long ago in retrospect lmao

[karmic monolith]

it isnt but its close to the definition of past age games

[celest remnant]

The problem is many of his victories are self serving, in fact, the vast majority are

[fresh heron]

Ancient egypt oh and there is ac odyssey too that one is ancient greece

[proud bronze]

No not at all

[granite flower]

No no we need something really old

[karmic monolith]

i guess you can try ac odessey then

[atomic tapir]

I’m pre sure those are night cav

[proud bronze]

What they mean is like before the year 0

[karmic monolith]

the mecahnics are fun

[granite flower]

I meant as dark souls theme

[fresh heron]

Nope there are literally guns in kcd 2

[proud bronze]

I still gave him different ones

[timid echo]

what ?

[granite flower]

Like black myth but older

[atomic tapir]

Give them to me

[fresh heron]

Handcannons exist

[proud bronze]

Yes, the first type of guns

[timid echo]

ah okay

[granite flower]

Your dark coins

[atomic tapir]

I have no more coins

[fresh heron]

Sorry, ım not much of that deep into souls

[atomic tapir]

Dain stole my dabloons

[karmic monolith]

theres also ac valhalla about vikings but the game is so mid

[inland pier]

Maybe a good time to get more golden seeds for flask heals or visit the church of marikas for increased healing and the wondrous physick if u haven't got it. exploring those areas surrounding limgrave, you might find these. There is a fire reduction talisman early game too that maybe cud help.

[timid echo]

is kcd the best w rpg

[fresh heron]

Like every other ubislop game you mean?

[karmic monolith]

one of my favs fr

[timid echo]

far cry 3 ♥️

[proud bronze]

It was a type of tube you’d put gunpowder and a small cannonball in and then set it on fire (i think)

[granite flower]

currrssseeeee youuuuu taxes

[karmic monolith]

ac 2 was their peak

[fresh heron]

İn terms of simulation there is no better option

Those days are long gone

[vast token]

It lost the plot after Syndicate

[main steppe]

With mapgenie :p

[proud bronze]

If you’re asking about a piracy website. We do not allow this here

Please do not answer these things here.

Thanks

[limber lagoon]

mb didint know

wont happen again boss

[karmic monolith]

average greedy AAA corp

[proud bronze]

?

[limber lagoon]

my mouth is so frozen from dentist

[vast token]

Did u see that aot collab in AC Shadows?

Utter Garbage

[proud bronze]

I want to play games but I’m slightly burnt out

[karmic monolith]

clearly just to hype farm like fortnite doing collabs every now and then

[karmic monolith]

try microwaving it

[proud bronze]

I still need to finish skyrim but i have so many quests open

[timid echo]

when that happens I start to play a comfort game

[vast token]

Lowkey feel the same with witcher 3

[karmic monolith]

witcher 3 was absolute peak, loved it sm ibought the books

[fresh heron]

I’m at the middle of mass effect 2 rn and ı also need to finish 3, then crimson desert and then phantom liberty, and there is elden ring on top

[proud bronze]

I don’t really have one

[tiny vale]

So vegabond is the best class?

[limber lagoon]

witcher three is awesome i will continue it after elden

[karmic monolith]

that or samurai

[timid echo]

mine is Arkham Asylum whenever I come back to it I don't feel pressured to finish it , it's peak

[tiny vale]

Ok

[fresh heron]

Try slime rancher, it’s a chill game

[karmic monolith]

but pick what feels like you

[proud bronze]

I tried bg3 again but i really played that game too many times that i cancel in the character creation screen

[timid echo]

it's also a childhood fav

[vast token]

After my bloodborne playthrough, i started Witcher 3 but wasn't able to get into it, so it started BB ng+ cycle lmao

[timid echo]

mhm

[limber lagoon]

the arkham games are so unreal man

[karmic monolith]

i kinda like arkham knight more than asylum

[vast token]

Same

[proud bronze]

Damn…childhood fave

[limber lagoon]

id do absolutely anything for another arkham game

[proud bronze]

My childhood favourite was Jedi Academy 💔

[fresh heron]

Spiderman 2 has the most hollywood slop story i have ever seen

[proud bronze]

Zelda 1 and 2

Now i feel old

[timid echo]

yes.. it released in 2009

[limber lagoon]

overhated but yeah

[karmic monolith]

bloodborne my love, i was in the midst of playing it when my brother broke the cd, by the time i could get a new one my ps4 broke down and i hgad switched to pc

[proud bronze]

😨

[limber lagoon]

story lacks but its still insanely fun, overhated

[tiny vale]

What is a good keepsake

[vast token]

This is lowkey heartbreaking

[fresh heron]

İt better be, it has a budget of 250 million

[proud bronze]

I was literally like 23 in 2009 what

[vast token]

Why woukd he break a CD tho? 💀

[timid echo]

damnn

[proud bronze]

[timid echo]

fresh out of uni?

[fresh heron]

I’m so hyped for crimson desert right now, preordered it and waiting for release

[proud bronze]

I didn’t really go to uni to be fair. I did for a little and then went to the military because i was a dumbass

[karmic monolith]

he was a toddler back then, saw a cd and scratched it to hell

[fresh heron]

İ’ll probably quit elden ring for a month after that game

[timid echo]

bro that looks like every good action game combined

[quiet kiln]

Can anyone drop me any plus+0 dlc katana?

[proud bronze]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[quiet kiln]

Thanks

[limber lagoon]

idk anything about crimson desert someone explain

ive seen it lots

[craggy cove]

we get it grandpa

[timid echo]

sandbox open world game

[vast token]

Crimson gameplay looks magnificent

[proud bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-omega-planetes-omega-you-died-gif-10943235477763778170

[karmic monolith]

is military mandatory in germany

[proud bronze]

No

[craggy cove]

no im still alive

[proud bronze]

Thats why i was a dumbass

[fresh heron]

Well basically there is this one guy who is leading a group of mercenaries and the main goal is to find them and recruit them back i guess

[karmic monolith]

he would be considered unc aas a 23 in 2026 tho

[fresh heron]

That’s what the devs told atleast

[timid echo]

idk if I should get crimson desert on my ps5 or Xbox

[craggy cove]

im considering enlisting in the military after highschool

[proud bronze]

I’m 39

[covert marlin]

God bless no

[proud bronze]

I was 23 in 2009

[craggy cove]

hes my moms age now

[proud bronze]

[vast token]

So ur turning 40 this year

[proud bronze]

Yup

[karmic monolith]

oh yaeh no i meant that even if you were 23 rn youd still be considered an unc cz age inflation

[proud bronze]

Luckily only at the end

[karmic monolith]

in around 6 months

[fresh heron]

İs it coming to series s too? İf it is, go for playstation

[vast token]

Damn
U must be young

[proud bronze]

So i’m still 39 for a bit

[karmic monolith]

when does the white hair come out

[timid echo]

series x and ps5 have the same like power ish tho

[limber lagoon]

it looks kinda witcher 3 like

[proud bronze]

I already have a full grey head lol

[sand coral]

The council of uncs have gathered here.

I must take my leave.

[fresh heron]

Yes but the main thing is optimization, in two consoles they have less time and budget for this

[proud bronze]

To be fair it was because every malenin my fam had white hair early and I also had a lot of stress

[karmic monolith]

would u say you liek it more or would u rather dye it

[proud bronze]

I dye it either white or black ngl

[timid echo]

mhm

[hazy sand]

They are optimised the same way, series s just limits some of the options

[vast token]

I imagine u look like leon kennedy with a beard

[karmic monolith]

ive heard genetics is 95% of hair character stress is like .1%

[proud bronze]

I used to have like brown hair but my best era was when I had one stripe of grey in my brown

[proud bronze]

I don’t have a beard

[karmic monolith]

your sign to grow one

[proud bronze]

It barely even grows and I look absolutely ridiculous with stubble

[fresh heron]

Heard some xbox guys complaining about it in some games, we will see when the game is out

[timid echo]

leon in re9 is the same age as walter white in season 1 damn

[hazy sand]

Both Xbox and PlayStation probably use the same version anyway cause they are so similar, then the series s just has a limit

[proud bronze]

I literally look like someone badly drew a beard on i’m happy without my beard lols

[kind quail]

Im John Xbox

[karmic monolith]

one deals in powder the other utilizes it

[vivid hull]

[timid echo]

I saw the optimization on Reddit

[timid echo]

is shakespeare really dead 🔥

[vast token]

John PlayStation, nice to me you 🤝

[fresh heron]

Dont think it’s going to ever reach the heels of witcher 3 storytelling but that’s not what i bought that game for anyways

[hazy sand]

Comparing ps5 and series X? Or comparing ps5 and series S?

[vast token]

Is witcher 3 that good

[karmic monolith]

this is so ironic cz i came across a post 2 hours ago saying scientists found cannabi traces on shakespeare

[timid echo]

it just showed a list of all consoles and what they offer at performance, quality mode

[kind quail]

👀

[karmic monolith]

i gues you cant be sober to write peak

[proud bronze]

I drew again after what felt like years

[fresh heron]

Even the side quests have better storytelling than some aaa title games

[rain cipher]

is killing messmer with rellanas blades even theoretically feasible? im maxxxxed stats and cant put a scratch on him

[limber lagoon]

witcher three pretty cool

[fresh heron]

And the dlcs are straight up peak

[proud bronze]

And it was just for some little outfit

[vast token]

Hows the gameplay tho

[jagged widget]

How can steins;gate be THIS good

[limber lagoon]

its ok, little dull at times

[proud bronze]

Why is a gate a rock

[fresh heron]

You want the truth? A bit of clunky, but enjoyable

[vast token]

Yeah cuz i hae been having a hard time gettin into it cuz of this

[jagged widget]

No
Anime
Steins;gate
It's
Oh my god

[leaden birch]

is elden ring actually worth purchasing for the 64 dollars?

[timid echo]

yes

[proud bronze]

It can’t be worse than skyrim

[karmic monolith]

youy can kill anyboss with any thing, i saw a streamer beat promised consort radahn with a goldfish

[proud bronze]

Yeah. It literally translates to Rocks:Gate

Thats why I made the joke

[jagged widget]

I know
But
Jeez
It's good..

[main steppe]

I bought it on sale

[timid echo]

I wanna replay Witcher 3 in prep for the next one

[covert marlin]

Triple digits worth imo

[karmic monolith]

def but spring sale is around so jus wait

[jagged widget]

The mad conspiracy theorist scientist having so much game has given me faith in myself

[leaden birch]

well i already bought it

[tired forge]

yeah it's worth yer mone

[fresh heron]

You played dlcs before? İf not, i would strongly recommend it

[proud bronze]

I would not pay over 70€ for any game ngl (and i really love elden ring)

[leaden birch]

i can refund though

[rain cipher]

good point

[main steppe]

Same

[leaden birch]

when does spring sale start?

[proud bronze]

Yeah but why not take the sale instead it’s still better

[timid echo]

I haven't , another reason why I'm visiting it again , I am also craving a medieval fantasy vibe

[vast token]

Thats a pretty high bar

[proud bronze]

I think end of march???

[proud bronze]

Price inflation will do that

[karmic monolith]

i would suggest u refund and wait but thatsd what id do cz im perpetually tight on cash

[timid echo]

nier automata and replicant is on sale , for Xbox

[proud bronze]

I mean it’s just rare that you find games for less than 70€ nowadays

[covert marlin]

One shopping trip to Rewe costs me over a hundred and I would say that playing a game for hundreds of hours is worth that. Elden Ring & Cyberpunk

[proud bronze]

Automata is such an amazing game

[leaden birch]

yeah i mean i have like 50 cents now in my main account but 60 in my savings

[fresh heron]

Good for you, blood and wine dlc is the thing you’re looking for, i would share some screenshots i took in that dlc with you if you want

[craggy sail]

Man I always forget how beautiful Altus is

[karmic monolith]

still tho no gurantee that it goes on sale but 90% of the time it does

[timid echo]

ya sure

[proud bronze]

I hope you do very big shopping trips

[leaden birch]

what should my refund reason be

[craggy cove]

dain if i beat re2 before i get out of school will you get me re4

[karmic monolith]

at that point id be questioning if you should even buy the game in the first place

[proud bronze]

Because i never pay over 80€ at edeka if I don’t make a big purchase

[vast token]

Lmao

[jagged widget]

Game too short, final boss to easy

[timid echo]

have you even been to Netherlands?

[covert marlin]

Twice a week

[leaden birch]

they can see i have 0 hours though lol

[karmic monolith]

any reason works, steam doesnt care just make sure its within 2 hours after purchasing it

[covert marlin]

Wouldn’t consider it a lot

[jagged widget]

Add (I'm built different btw)

[proud bronze]

Excuse me

[covert marlin]

[proud bronze]

I do weekly shopping and the highest i’ve ever paid was 101€

[jagged widget]

This

[karmic monolith]

said no one ever

[covert marlin]

How 😭

[proud bronze]

and that was because i was buying stuff for a party

[vast token]

I would suggest smth but it is not allowed in this server

[white lark]

Can anyone trade me the magic scorpion charm pls

[jagged widget]

So do as your heart pleases
Or as my heart pleases, if you're feeling nice C:

[covert marlin]

My almond creme costs alone 10€

Avocados 2€

[jagged widget]

Oh lorde

[covert marlin]

Don’t get me started on the salmon

[jagged widget]

How much does your daily coconut oil bath cost

[proud bronze]

I plan out the meals i cook and don’t buy everything several times. For example i purchase several bottles of coke or sprite etc that will last me a month, so drinks are out of the equation. Then noodles and anything i can keep dry that won’t go bad quickly is also purchased once a month or even only every two months, depending on what it is.

[kind quail]

What are we talking about

[karmic monolith]

what

[proud bronze]

Since I plan what I eat, a lot of costs fall away

[covert marlin]

Who baths with coconut oil

[vast token]

Ur not alone gng

[jagged widget]

Idk I'm very divergent today

[vast token]

Be an olympian god and bayhe jn Olive Oil

[jagged widget]

Yeh something like that

[karmic monolith]

real i mean if he was talking about olive oil id say he is a classic italian

[proud bronze]

Salmon is expensive yeah, but it isn’t as expensive if you don’t buy it often. I have salmon every three weeks and otherwise other fish that is less expensive (we have a strict fish once a week rule at home)

[vast token]

Coconut oil 💔

[proud bronze]

Sometimes it’s literally just canned sardines lmao

[jagged widget]

Alright that's enough

[karmic monolith]

coconut oil with south east saian cuisines hits differnt

[proud bronze]

Especially when we do a greek day and just eat some sardines before i make Gyros or Pita

And sometimes we eat sushi so yeah

[covert marlin]

Too much planning for me, it’s smart don’t get me wrong but I just go in there and take whatever I feel like, I’m never cooking more what I would eat on that particular day, no reheating or meal prepping

[vast token]

My cousin was bathed in olive oil. But this was when he was reading Odyssey lmao

[proud bronze]

Also leon, i literally look through the magazines stores have to see what stuff is on sale lmao

[kind quail]

[proud bronze]

It’s a literal life saver sometimes

[vast token]

Gotta appreciate the immersion sometimes

[fresh heron]

I guess fish once a week is a universal rule in every family

[jagged widget]

[proud bronze]

Like they get weeks when all fish is on sale or when meat is on sale etc

[proud bronze]

I mean it’s a good thing, it’s really good for you.

[covert marlin]

I have salmon every day or so, need those omega 3’s

[proud bronze]

My kiddos all get very healthy diets

[karmic monolith]

you sound like a grandma who stores coupons for fun, but hey i fw that, hell yeah free money

[proud bronze]

Well then i really can’t say anything. Thats a very expensive lifestyle

[fresh heron]

İ dont really have problem with it, i like norwegian salmon

[karmic monolith]

it be cheaper to just take tablets atp

[leaden birch]

oh sale starts in 2 days

ok thats nice for me

[jagged widget]

Ah dang it

[proud bronze]

I don’t do it for fun tho, they got a point. I wouldn’t store it, i just take a magazine, look through it, get the things I want and then put it back lowkey

[jagged widget]

Spent it all on the 2tb

I'll be too broke for the sale

[velvet canopy]

thats bad

[proud bronze]

It lasts till april no?

[velvet canopy]

should be every other week

[sour lagoon]

I like to go in Popeyes and put the codes from the receipts everyone leaves on the counter and get free points usually it’s whole family meals that give you 500-1000 points lmao

[karmic monolith]

some day ill be there too once i hit mid 30s and feel the burden of financial responsibility

[jagged widget]

I have no means of making money sadly

[gloomy adder]

I accidentally made a boss blender build

[sour lagoon]

.>

[leaden birch]

can i have it

[karmic monolith]

is einstein really gone?🔥

[covert marlin]

Fortunately I have the freedom to buy what my family craves and I don’t usually check the prices, I’m happy when it’s on sale but it wouldn’t put me off if not

[proud bronze]

Once you have kids that want to get toys and games you’ll have to

[leaden birch]

can i have your account too

[gloomy adder]

What level are you?

[atomic tapir]

Should be every meal

[vast token]

Einstein aint got nothin on him

[covert marlin]

I get you but it’s not the same

[velvet canopy]

that much fish?

[atomic tapir]

I love fish

[proud bronze]

I’m just saying that would save you lots of money

[leaden birch]

i refunded it and im waiting for march 19th for spring sale

[karmic monolith]

newton was his disciple fr

[atomic tapir]

I’d eat seafood till the mercury takes me

[vast token]

🙏

[gloomy adder]

Cool

[atomic tapir]

0 regrets

[covert marlin]

Two to three days a week ain’t that bad considering it’s not a ton of salmon that I consume

[proud bronze]

I’m not a seafood fan

[atomic tapir]

I love everything seafood

[proud bronze]

Fish is fine for me

[leaden birch]

why?

[vast token]

I dont blame you. They are lit

[proud bronze]

But shrimps? Can’t eat it

[karmic monolith]

i lowkey wanna be a dad who still plays games with his kids, time to research for a white collar job

[atomic tapir]

Shrimps
Prawns
Oysters

[proud bronze]

It’s similar to tomatoes for me. I can eat shrimp if i don’t see the form like if it’s in tempura? Fine. If it’s a paste? Fine. An actual shrimp? Makes me cringe

[karmic monolith]

you should have an emergency fund at hand if things go south so its better to save till like u can safely splurge

[proud bronze]

I hate any kind of mussels

[karmic monolith]

but thats my opinion you do you gng

[proud bronze]

Same as snails

[atomic tapir]

Lobster
Craw fish
Salmon
Barramundi
Snapper
Cod
Sardines
Tuna

[leaden birch]

im only a teenager so i have time lol

[atomic tapir]

Gimmi all of it

[covert marlin]

I’m always buying from the same pool of products so when it’s on sale, it’s already in my basket

[proud bronze]

[karmic monolith]

oh we are in the same boat then gng

[leaden birch]

you think im 20???

[karmic monolith]

i assumed cz most people here are older than me (19)

[atomic tapir]

I was thinking 30

[leaden birch]

lol if i was 20 and had only 60 dollars i would not buy stuff

[atomic tapir]

Unc

[leaden birch]

thank you ranga

[atomic tapir]

All g homie

[proud bronze]

20 year olds often still don’t really have a job

[atomic tapir]

Since when

[proud bronze]

Especially in todays economy

[covert marlin]

Only buy stuff when you can buy it 20x from your net

[karmic monolith]

you gonna be a billionare gng trust

[proud bronze]

Some still live with their parents and go to uni, and don’t get that much money

[vast token]

Damn

[fresh heron]

Why is rennala fight phase 2 and odin fight in gow ragnarok lowkey the same tho

[leaden birch]

alright thanks

[proud bronze]

Like sure you have money but it isn’t a substantial amount

[atomic tapir]

There isn’t a single part of those fights that connect

[limber lagoon]

holy man i ||burned the erdtree ||

[leaden birch]

whats you guy's tierlist of dark soul games

[late loom]

Any tips on how to beat Godfrey 💔

[karmic monolith]

i feel like most do but they dont create a ruckus about the low pay cz they got parents to rely on

[proud bronze]

Of course there’s also young people that do have a job that pays well and get money

[karmic monolith]

ds3 ds1 ds2

[late loom]

Same twin🥹

[atomic tapir]

Not ma twee 😔

[limber lagoon]

hes so easy.

[proud bronze]

You should kind of fight for better pay tho

[karmic monolith]

u must be feeling real cold

[late loom]

Not the golden shade

[atomic tapir]

Didn’t you just burn the tree

[proud bronze]

At least in my opinion

[fresh heron]

Play it on gmgow and your opinion shall change

[limber lagoon]

oh the actual godfrey

[atomic tapir]

Anyone got that meme of the dude smiling with his hand on the other guys shoulder

[limber lagoon]

see this is why i was confused

[proud bronze]

Gmgow?

[karmic monolith]

agreed its just that todays 20 year olds dont really care about that, like they dont wanna make an effort to unionize and protest

[late loom]

Yeah dude gs Godfrey is a cakewalk I was like vigor lvl 13 when I fought him

[atomic tapir]

Great machines give out winnings

[proud bronze]

You think so? I see a lot of the opposite as well

[fresh heron]

Give me god of war, hardest difficulty option in gow 2018 and ragnarok

[atomic tapir]

Sounds like a slots machine company lol

[proud bronze]

They should hit me up

[craggy cove]

yeah im 15

[limber lagoon]

i rly thought people were tweaking abt godrey and that was what they were talking about

[proud bronze]

Ah, never played those

[atomic tapir]

Already have

[limber lagoon]

lowk that boosted my ego to progress more into the game

[fresh heron]

Really? Ur missing gem

[late loom]

LMAO😭

[proud bronze]

I thought you were like 13 not gonna lie

[vast token]

I see, im not really much older them that either

[limber lagoon]

can someone explain to me what is like kind of happening rn?

[atomic tapir]

I thought I was 48

[karmic monolith]

i mean thats what ive observed here but then again your environment is different, germany is known for strong unions and worker right awareness

[late loom]

The confusion that made you see peak🥹

[jagged widget]

I had a harder time with golden shade than I had with the real guy

[limber lagoon]

after fire giant?

[proud bronze]

I really don’t like Kratos so sadly i’m never playing that

[atomic tapir]

Turns out I’m 49 😔

[late loom]

Farum azula

[karmic monolith]

super unc

[late loom]

Unc

[proud bronze]

You’re like 20

So shush

[vast token]

Ur my moms age

[atomic tapir]

• 29

[craggy cove]

nope

[proud bronze]

Stop this. You’re still young. Shush

[leaden birch]

im fat

[atomic tapir]

Nah you ain’t

[leaden birch]

ok sorry

[limber lagoon]

yeah but like the lore

[atomic tapir]

You’re festively plump

[fresh heron]

Well i certainly was not expecting that answer, may i ask why if you’re ok with it

[vast token]

Dont u want some company in the unction?

[late loom]

Bruh been in kindergarten with placidusax

[weak tapir]

thops

[jagged widget]

Typos!

[karmic monolith]

wild

[covert marlin]

typos

[proud bronze]

Ranga is young tho, he shouldn’t put himself down like this

[atomic tapir]

I was placis teacher

[jagged widget]

Wait, what?

[late loom]

Very educational

[weak tapir]

chill

[late loom]

As always

[leaden birch]

isnt nightreign like fortnight?

[atomic tapir]

Is that really you 🥹

[late loom]

Fort, knight

[weak tapir]

the one and only

[winter echo]

Guys some dude in this game just asked me "Give me one nice good snack on my rear with some big heavy thing"💀

[jagged widget]

This has become primal instinct for me now

[karmic monolith]

did you enjoy having tea with greater will

[vast token]

I see. Apologies if i overstepped

[atomic tapir]

When is thops gonna stop being emo

[proud bronze]

I can’t really explain it to be honest. There’s just something about him that makes me want to puke. Maybe it’s the voice

[atomic tapir]

They were a bit extreme but besides that it was alright

[proud bronze]

Why would you have overstepped anything

[weak tapir]

it’s not a phase!

[atomic tapir]

Long legs

[atomic tapir]

Mb

[karmic monolith]

you would find the formless mother more extreme, total masochist

[proud bronze]

Anyhow shush with the old talk red. Don’t be silly

[still wren]

i wanna try british mushy peas

[proud bronze]

They’re not as amazing as it sounds

Actually

It sounds pretty bad

[vast token]

Why

[proud bronze]

And it doesn’t taste good

[covert marlin]

Silly Eillish

[weak tapir]

i just saw wutang clan on their last tour

[proud bronze]

[late loom]

If summoning is your power, what are you without it

[still wren]

it looks like vomit

[proud bronze]

Thats awesome

[karmic monolith]

@hazy sand your time has come

[fresh heron]

Weird, but i feel bit of sorry for you lol

[proud bronze]

Then why you wanna try it man. It doesn’t taste good at all

[vast token]

Is that your reason for wanting to try it out?

[leaden birch]

you youngins don't understand nature like i do

[covert marlin]

British abomination

[still wren]

but really tho, why mush peas, like why not just eat the peas un mushed

[proud bronze]

I know i’m missing out but i really can’t stand kratos

[weak tapir]

i spent £240 in one night 😢

[jagged widget]

You're lucky the British won't be awake to see this

[proud bronze]

Honestly it’s worth it for wutang clan

[weak tapir]

i am awake

[vast token]

Why tho, he aint bad

[karmic monolith]

kiara will have a bone to pick with you

[leaden birch]

most of you whippersnappers are on screens all day not enjoying what was around you all along

[jagged widget]

Youre British?

[covert marlin]

wugang pan

[still wren]

test of resolve

[proud bronze]

I really, really don’t know

[late loom]

Can you please censor that word? /Gen (wtf am I doing)

[weak tapir]

yes apart from some giraffe that couldn’t keep still kept blocking my view

[proud bronze]

I don’t think so

[vast token]

The Brits dont have the teeth to bite

[jagged widget]

Yabbadabbadooda

[weak tapir]

we’ve played in vcs together 😭

[proud bronze]

It happens to all of us

I might go to the späti

[jagged widget]

That was years ago, I genuinely don't even remember what you sound like

[proud bronze]

I need some snacks

[weak tapir]

twas like last year

[karmic monolith]

no wonder the brits love them grits

[jagged widget]

Oh
Yeah
A lot has happened

[covert marlin]

Banana

[weak tapir]

😭

[vast token]

Exactly

[jagged widget]

What did we even do

[proud bronze]

I don’t even know who i even vc’d with. I think Fia and Kier actually

[grim flume]

what can i do to cope with earlygame cuz its boring to grind for the talismans and items i need

[proud bronze]

I think jc as well

[jagged widget]

Off brand soulsborne boss fights

[weak tapir]

played that roblox game where we fought the really hard souls boss

[proud bronze]

I don’t remember who else honestly

[hazy sand]

I hate mushy peas so much

[late loom]

Guys I swear my brother finished doom eternal in the same amount of time it took me to get to the Arctic in the game 💔

[proud bronze]

I knew it

[karmic monolith]

oh-

[proud bronze]

[late loom]

It ain't fair

[jagged widget]

Where the guy coded in himself with his e-gf

[weak tapir]

yes 😭 lmao

[jagged widget]

That stuff was crazy

[karmic monolith]

😔

[proud bronze]

HAHAHAHA

[weak tapir]

was really good for a roblox game

[karmic monolith]

old age does warrant wisdom eh

[proud bronze]

indeed

[vast token]

Omg bruh

[atomic tapir]

Does that make Dain REALLY wise

Like I mean REAALLLYYY wise

(Mb Dain)

[karmic monolith]

he gandalf atp

[jagged widget]

I've been devving myself, but the enemy AI I tried to make is very dysfunctional

[vast token]

He aint even that old gng

[proud bronze]

I feel so bad i did a modded Skyrim quest today and the voice acting for one specific character was so goddamn awful while everyone else sounded really good

Like i felt so bad because i know it’s not easy

[coarse blaze]

😭

[proud bronze]

But his Italian accent was so strong and he spoke so quietly i couldn’t even hear him half the time over the in game music

[karmic monolith]

you never know when he will drop some hobbit lore yk

[coarse blaze]

Todd Howard test npc from oblivion levels of voice acting

[proud bronze]

It was the grey cowl of nocturnal

[vast token]

Lmao

[coarse blaze]

I didnt get to that before my ssd died so I've no idea

[trail edge]

it's so hard to fix accents

[proud bronze]

The champion of kevatch like dude is basically the interpretation of our character from oblivion and they really made him sound the worst

[coarse blaze]

tbf he ends up as sheogorath so idk how they added him

[proud bronze]

In the same scene as Sheogorath btw who was a really impressive voice

[hazy sand]

Dain I had my first bg3 death yesterday

Or game over I mean

[proud bronze]

Oh, to what enemy?

[hazy sand]

Trash talked the god queen woman 😭

Not even from a fight lmao

[proud bronze]

i think everyone dies to that at least once

[hazy sand]

I just had to try

[celest remnant]

Speak for yourself, meat sack

https://tenor.com/view/doom-glowing-eyes-video-game-gif-17663260

[proud bronze]

It starts with you talking to Sheogorath and then they kinda switch and the quality of voice acting also switches drastically

[proud bronze]

Ah it’s my favourite droid

[coarse blaze]

oh thats fire then

[proud bronze]

The truly best Kotor character

[proud bronze]

It was very funny but also kinda hurt a little

Because of the voice acting mostly

But at least i have the grey cowl now

Even after that weird bug where my game turned black and white after I crouched 💔

Now I need to do the Vigilant quest

And also explore the whole dlc area (they added a little bit of morrowind to it as well)

And you can swim over to vardenfell and walk up to the volcano but it’s just a landmass with nothing lmao

[lavish pier]

This sounds like the elder scrolls

[heavy path]

You aren’t MANGO

[proud bronze]

Well guess what

[weak tapir]

thops

[trail edge]

mango mango

[craggy sail]

Wanna kill boggart early for his fists but then no crab. Conflicted

[shadow valve]

did the devs do graphic updates after release? This game still looks rly good and i think it was released in what 2020? Never bought it then but still looks good.

also does the dlc look rly rly good? iirc it was released fairly recently

[narrow orbit]

Elden ring was released in 2022

dlc is 2024

[shadow valve]

2 years off welp

[vast token]

Elden graphics are pretty alright actually

[shadow valve]

still looks rly good, i think some of the textures are a little less detailed but could be my computer

assuming its my pc

[vast token]

They just so happen to have a solid art direction

Its less of graphics tbf

[shadow valve]

i looked off the side for the first time going through nokron and actually paid attention and wow it looks beautiful

[hazy sand]

I see someone I haven’t seen in a while

[shadow valve]

i agree upon a further look, art team is amazing bless em

[craggy sail]

I was recently running around Altus and noticed that I could see each Individual gap in the leaves in the shadow of the tree I was under. I've been gaming since 04 and it's just insane how far we've come

[vast token]

🙏

[shadow valve]

have i seen games with better graphics? Yes. Did they have better attention to detail and design on the characters and the terrain? Cant say yes to that.

[fresh heron]

Demon souls remake was looking better but eh, it was not open world after all

[hazy sand]

👁️

[craggy sail]

Is that you Kier?!

[shadow valve]

that being said ive only seen clips, this is my 2nd ever single player game so graphics never mattered to me im just speaking off of clips

[hazy sand]

No (yes)

[shadow valve]

but wow this looks amazing

[craggy sail]

My brother 🤝🏻

[hazy sand]

🤝

[shadow valve]

got told earlier i only finished 20% or so of the game so far when i expected it to be 60% minimum which was awesome as well literally made my day

[vast token]

Yet it wasn't well received because it just did not have the vibes and atmosphere and poor art direction

[craggy sail]

Where about are you in the game?

[shadow valve]

so i defeated godrick, rennala, and radahn. I just went through the sorcerer city in caelid not sure the name.

Im following the wiki game progress guide very loosely. i like to have direction but im still discovering things for myself

[craggy sail]

Ah demon souls. The one From souls game I still haven't played because you can only play it on ps3 or ps5 it's impossible to play on the ps4 for some reason

[shadow valve]

im in nokron now and just got a whetstone, black i think? No idea what they do but the progress said to get it so i did LOL

[hot dome]

playstations biggest fumble easily was the complete lack of backwards compatibility

[vast token]

Im gonna play this game with 0 guide lmao

[shadow valve]

i told myself i was going to but i wouldve been too confused

[vast token]

I feel like im cooked

[hot dome]

would you like to know or figure it out yourself

[shadow valve]

i dont have experience in single player games enough to determine direction off of just clues.

[craggy sail]

Sucking at something is the first step at being sorta good at something lmao

[hazy sand]

As an Xbox player I sometimes can’t believe this doesn’t exist for y’all, I play so many 360 games

[shadow valve]

talking about whetstones?

[hot dome]

yeah

[hazy sand]

Hell we can even play og Xbox games

[vast token]

Yeah but like what if i miss some important things

[hot dome]

yeah i had an xbox one originally it was one of the best parts of it

[hazy sand]

Ya

[hot dome]

I owned a couple og xbox games on disc that worked

[iron quiver]

You can always start newgame

[hazy sand]

I had all the Lego games pretty much

[craggy sail]

There's very few things that actually lock you out of certain questlines and items and the majority of them are very clear major story beats

[hazy sand]

I still sometimes play them for nostalgia and chilling

[shadow valve]

think ive been told it has something to do with ash of war but idk. Im using bloodfangs blade (i think thats the name) so as far as i know i dont need them? I have no idea tho. If it will spoil anything i dont want to know more about it but if its not a big deal in storyline id love to hear

[hot dome]

trails hd

[vast token]

U coild say that for short games like ds amd even bb but elden ring seems too big for that ngl

[craggy sail]

Man Lego Star Wars whichever one was on the GameCube was my childhood used to play multiplayer with my dad

[craggy sail]

It's a bit daunting for sure

[hot dome]

not really storyline related, whetblades let you apply affinities to your weapon such as heavy or keen

[iron quiver]

New game is mostly faster because youre already skilled nd the items stay with you if you do new game

[shadow valve]

i played the two jedi survivor games thats all i got under my belt for single player games. Always have been to competitive and wanting to go pro for esports type stuff (i succeeded but was at cost of mental health lol)

[shadow valve]

see im rly bad with this idk rly what that means, is that my special attack?

[vale harness]

Hey I didn’t know where to go a friend recommended this sever to help me out I’m kinda new to Elden ring and I need help leveling up and how to do it and was wondering if anyone would lend a hand

[vast token]

What multiplayer game u used to play?

[shadow valve]

will i have embed failure if i gif

[proud bronze]

Gah

[hot dome]

affinities can change the way your weapon scales with your stats making it focus one stat more than the other, among many other changes

[proud bronze]

Yes

[vast token]

Yes

[shadow valve]

then i will not embarrass myself

[hot dome]

you'd have to ask an expert if theyre in chat

[vast token]

?

[proud bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-transformers-g1-starscream-gif-13260465709743274125

[iron quiver]

Just keep killing for them levels, idk how far you are in the game but there are cheesy ways to get runes quick

[shadow valve]

overwatch, was at pro level for that :3

[proud bronze]

I just wanted to say that

[vast token]

Lmao

[vast token]

Ohh damn

[proud bronze]

I went outside with barely a jacket, i maybe shouldn’t have

I’m freezing

[vast token]

When did u shift to single player

[iron quiver]

Chat did yall know elden ring has a manga

[celest remnant]

I went outside with dains good jacket

suck it dain

[proud bronze]

Ah so thats where it went….

[north patrol]

A fan made one yes

[shadow valve]

uh 3 days ago

[hazy sand]

Yeah it’s pretty silly

[proud bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-transformers-g1-starscream-gif-13260465709743274125

[iron quiver]

Its still a collab with fromsoftware its an official fan madr one yeah, its pretty funny

[shadow valve]

now i sim race at a semi pro level 🤣

[hazy sand]

Hi yako

[north patrol]

Oh i didnt know that

[vast token]

Oh damn. So u completed jedi fallen order in 2 days?

[proud bronze]

I forgot my glasses

[iron quiver]

Be genuinely laughin out loud sometimes reading it its so dry but it does give a laugh. Nice comedy if i do say so myself

[native tree]

Hi kier

[vast token]

Sweet

[vale harness]

I beat the fist boss but I’m stuck I keep dying I’m level 19 and what should I kill to get runes quick

[shadow valve]

Oh no no I played those on release, I just never got into single player stuff for real until now

[proud bronze]

I’m a pro at screaming at recruits do I get a cookie

[vast token]

Ahh
That makes sense

[shadow valve]

I consider this to be a bigger deal than the Jedi games

[native tree]

Maybe

[vast token]

It is imo

[north patrol]

U should go in caelid in kill that big fatty dragon

[iron quiver]

Im gonna be honest I kept killing tje same village over and over again. 😹

[shadow valve]

I just like Star Wars this is bc I wanted to play a true single player game

And I heard it was amazing bc it is

[proud bronze]

I require a nice yummy cookie.

[iron quiver]

Ohh yh that cheese, can kill him without attacking lol

[vast token]

Elden ring?

[proud bronze]

Maybe one with like marshmallows or something

[shadow valve]

Yes. I’ve never had this much fun with a game before

[kind quail]

I want marshmallows

[iron quiver]

Its so fun yet so annoying😹

[coarse blaze]

smores rn

[north patrol]

I mean i wasnt refering to the cheese but i always went for their tail and they never attacked me

[vast token]

Thats nice

[shadow valve]

No but that itches the esports mentality I have, it’s hard so I love it

[north patrol]

Using reduvia made it quicker too

[iron quiver]

Yeah thats the thing you hit between his belly and he just stays asleep

[plush bear]

anyone knows if sunflower has diferent resistance per phase, in his phase 1 i can 1 shot him but not in the other phases

[vast token]

No wonder u love the game

[shadow valve]

I stopped using bc it annoyed myself by being cheesy with the special range attack 😭

[iron quiver]

Yeah untill you try Bayle the dlc dragon 100x😭

[shadow valve]

I have yet to use a summon

[north patrol]

Ohhhhh okay okay

[iron quiver]

Played the whole game with max strength build, genuinely enjoyable

[vast token]

Gonna stay away from summons at all costs lol

[north patrol]

I mean its fine but yeah it can be annoying really

[vast token]

Beating a boss on ur own is the most accomplishing thing

[north patrol]

Tell me u used a claymoreeeeew

Im in love with the claymore finished everysouls with a claymore

[craggy sail]

All the way in Altus just now going to the roundtable lmao

[shadow valve]

I’m using the bloodfang and heard to go vigor at 40 then go dex so I’m doing that

[iron quiver]

I used the guts sword nd bloodhouns fang at first theb just upgraded to the giant crusher beautifull thijg

[north patrol]

U should get the claymore

[iron quiver]

I used bloodfsng too begin game mid game

[iron quiver]

Maybe ever, i wanted to do a dex build

[craggy sail]

My first main weapon was the winged scythe. That carried me through majority of the game until I got the god slayer Greatsword and used that for the final boss

[iron quiver]

Elden ring so good I want to buy the game again on another account

[kind quail]

Imma make you a smore

[shadow valve]

I enjoy it but I’m getting bored of it. I want to use other weapon but don’t know what to do and also I have too low stats for a lot

[north patrol]

Ohhh try dex and Intel its so fun

My personal fav build

[shadow valve]

It’s like I’ve upgraded a purely for bloodflame and bloodfang but it’s getting boring using same attack

[coarse blaze]

this has two (2) meanings

[iron quiver]

Yeah might want to switch, also later after defeating rennala you xan redo all youe stat points just so yknow, for if you want to switch build

[iron quiver]

Yeahhh i wanna do that looks fun

[native tree]

Godski

[shadow valve]

Oh yeah isn’t that the larval tear thing?

[kind quail]

Does it

[coarse blaze]

YES

[kind quail]

Yak

[iron quiver]

Yep thats right

[coarse blaze]

thanks for asking❤️‍🩹

[kind quail]

I dont THINK so

[native tree]

Hru

[north patrol]

Yes it is use Melee magic to complete it

[shadow valve]

I love the beginning of the rennala fight the music scratches my brain in a perfect way :3

[kind quail]

Im burning alive in the sun
How you

[shadow valve]

Creepy as f but I love it

[iron quiver]

Godskin duo was HORRRIBLE to fight with a strength build

[native tree]

I see, im good

[iron quiver]

Them kids better not touch my feet

[north patrol]

If u have Nephelix loux as a summon in ur inventory ur a hater

[iron quiver]

Ill try that when I play agaih

[north patrol]

Noo my poor baby only if u could do that to Selulvis instead

[green minnow]

guys

is elden ring a good game

[north patrol]

Grass is green too

[lost acorn]

My back hurts so much

[timid echo]

yes

[green minnow]

i take that as a signal to touch grass

[shadow valve]

I rly hope the sound team got paid crazy amounts

[north patrol]

Dont do it

[winter echo]

Guys i finally defeated Godrick the ugly

[green minnow]

is it an elden ring player's biggest nightmare

[north patrol]

U might as well curse the whole server if ur hands touch grass

[shadow valve]

The music in this hand is more than incredible

[north patrol]

Yesss indeed

[north patrol]

Godrick is cute wdymm

[chrome forge]

thanks

[green minnow]

how can u possibly find that cute

[north patrol]

How can u NOT find him cute

[chrome forge]

look
at him get his little dragon

[north patrol]

Exactly

[green minnow]

i think malenia is

[north patrol]

She’s hot

[green minnow]

rest of elden ring is ugly as hell

[timid echo]

fr

fia aswell

[celest remnant]

Sheldon Bing

[green minnow]

have u beaten all soulsborne games

[shadow valve]

I like boc

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-bang-theory-sheldon-cooper-endlessly-grinning-like-the-joker-the-big-bang-theory-sheldon-grinning-sheldon-cooper-sheldon-cooper-grinning-gif-9278733284304031196

[north patrol]

With a claymore yes

[shadow valve]

I think he’s dope

[green minnow]

and ur not some tuff nonchalant dude

now i dont wanna play soulslike games

[proud bronze]

This is me

[timid echo]

lmao what happened

[north patrol]

Sellen,ranni,Loretta,Fia,marika,twin moon sisters, nephelix,vyke messmer these are ulgy?

[green minnow]

i thought cool people play elden ring

[timid echo]

do you know what's cool?

[north patrol]

Not only that I finished elden ring with only a torch and ds 3

[shadow valve]

Build thing I was watching has Blaidds armor does that mean I gotta kill em eventually

[green minnow]

how many hours u spent in total

[shadow valve]

No spoil tho if part of story!!!

[north patrol]

In elden ring 70 days

[green minnow]

thats 1400 hours

[north patrol]

Played since release and i havent played any other games

[north patrol]

On one save btw

[shadow valve]

spent over triple in game on overwatch and im not proud of it

[proud bronze]

I have a whole 2000+ hours on pc and PlayStation combined

[green minnow]

is that a flex or what 🥀

i got 40 hours on FH5 thats my most

[north patrol]

Its devotion i js love that game

[shadow valve]

last time i looked i had over 6k hours IN MATCH on ow

[steep moss]

https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-i-release-you-release-i-release-you-from-the-spell-spell-gif-14119704773718764396

[celest remnant]

I have well over 15'000 hours if we combine world of warcraft and steam

[steep moss]

you are free to play a different game now

[proud bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-gandalf-balrog-bring-it-on-ready-gif-23030080

[nova matrix]

I have 3k hours in dota 2

[north patrol]

Mhmm nahh im loyal too fromsoft

[nova matrix]

1 hour per 1 mmr

[timid echo]

I gotta rewatch lord of the rings now

[steep moss]

i just did my yearly rewatch last week

it was nice

[proud bronze]

Same

[winter echo]

Guys i finally defeated Godrick and finished the game

[steep moss]

good job tarnished

[formal rapids]

everquest and wow here lol

[proud bronze]

My sister sent me a vid on how sauron is benevolent so i have to rewatch

[celest remnant]

Yeah but Sam is on fire good job idiot

[winter echo]

Plus i even got Godrick's throne

[nova matrix]

What the heresy

[green minnow]

i always try elden ring i get slimed and then lost in some weird place and quit and come back and the same happens

[north patrol]

Ur the man!

[proud bronze]

He’s a totally nice guy

[green minnow]

idk man the first boss too hard lowk

[shadow valve]

hey alexa. play dota by basshunter

[steep moss]

sauron is kinda like potential man

[nova matrix]

Play darude sandstorm

[north patrol]

Summon me and ill finish all of ur bosses with a short sword and square up

[celest remnant]

Sauron is unironically a lesson on why greed is bad but nowhere in lord of the rings is this explicitly stated

[green minnow]

that is when i play it after 2 months again

[celest remnant]

which is hilarious

[shadow valve]

never played dota is it like league? I havent even played enough to unlock ranked on there either (thank god i think?)

[north patrol]

Elden ring is so fun u should yk try harder leaving meaning going hollow btw

[green minnow]

i play it once every 5 months

[proud bronze]

I need the wilds master rank

[green minnow]

devotion.

[celest remnant]

oh @steep moss speaking of sauron do u want to see the biggest flavor win in card design

[north patrol]

Ur going hollow mate elden ring wasnt meant to be beated but to make players quit
Dont be a quitter

Face whats stronger than u

[proud bronze]

I would replay wilds story if it wasn’t so tedious

[nova matrix]

Its league with less focus on fast fingers and more focus on bigger brain

[proud bronze]

Also better than league in ever other way

[nova matrix]

As the story goes, a high level smurf can play the game with only the mouse and no keyboard just through big brain macroplays

[proud bronze]

League is an eyesore

[trail edge]

Hello

Bye

[proud bronze]

I want that Sauron card

[celest remnant]

This entire card is just marvelous and he is my favorite commander deck

[nova matrix]

What a wild ass ward cost lmao

[proud bronze]

Give me it

Actually i forgot, is that mtg online?

[nova matrix]

Mtgarena

[proud bronze]

Ah yeah

[celest remnant]

arena

[celest remnant]

I love it man, flavorful as eating boullion out of the jar

[proud bronze]

I was thinking that maybe my mtg hyper fixation might come back if i go online

[nova matrix]

I recommend trying limited formats online at least, they gained the most

You dont have to wait for weekly events, you can just keep running it back

[celest remnant]

^

[nova matrix]

You can even draft against bots and not have to wait for a pod

If you good at limited, its free farming

[shadow valve]

ah gotcha. Dont think ill ever get into league to an extent where i want to be competive because if i get to that point i wont stop until i get to a super high rank or ruin my life trying 😭

[celest remnant]

brawl is an insanely good option for just slammin it home

[still wren]

mcD scrambled eggs taste kinda weird

[proud bronze]

Is that a mode for arena?

Or a different thing

[still wren]

it tastes like a baby's wet diaper

[nova matrix]

Its drafts and sealed events

Like you could have at a local game store

You get packs, rip them open, and make your decks from those

[proud bronze]

I see but it’s not a different application

[proud bronze]

Okeyo i’ll take a look

[nova matrix]

Nope, all in same app

[coarse blaze]

yeah don't get them

[nova matrix]

Hop between constructed and limited whenever you want, even mid run

[coarse blaze]

oh rip

I dont think you can sub out the ones in that

[inner gyro]

I refuse to believe that McDonald’s scrambled eggs are A grade eggs.

[dawn sable]

Yeah that's on you for having food at McDonald's

[still wren]

sometimes i get mcD's burrito option for breakfast cuz its quite filling and cheap but their scrambled eggs taste old

[nova matrix]

I refuse to believe they're eggs at all

I'm ok with this

Soylent green is still calories

[still wren]

im pretty sure grades are just sizes man

[inner gyro]

That use to be my go-to, ngl.

[still wren]

😭

[coarse blaze]

no its quality

[still wren]

their sausage hash burrito is kinda ok tbh

[coarse blaze]

but theres not enough for it to mean anything

[inner gyro]

No, eggs have grades.

AA
A
B
No Grade.

[chrome forge]

scramble egg 😋

[still wren]

o dam til

[dim pawn]

Yo who pinged me?

[oak ridge]

Someone should walk the dlc with me pretty pls

[still wren]

in canada we just have large and xtra large eggs

i dont think we separate by grades

i always just get walmart brand eggs

[coarse blaze]

its a pointless measure so it probably exists but in smaller text

[still wren]

genuinely cant tell the difference between walmart eggs and organic ones or someth

[coarse blaze]

literally the only difference anyway is yolk

[still wren]

mmmm eggs

[chrome forge]

check ur pings and you’ll find out maybe

[timid echo]

it was me Barry

[celest remnant]

You forgot D grade gosh so stupid what a ditz

https://tenor.com/view/egg-frank-can-i-offer-you-a-nice-egg-in-this-trying-time-gif-13802522

Devito Grade Eggs

[inner gyro]

My fault, I forgot grading works differently in other countries.

[dim pawn]

Why?

[wind ginkgo]

hello helloo i play nightreign im prety noob but im slowly getting there.

[strange shell]

Hey Everyone

[narrow orbit]

Hi

[strange shell]

how are you doing?

[north patrol]

Welcome!

[night canopy]

does millicent always die in 4 hits or is this a ng+1 thing

[limpid stratus]

If I kill millicent invader near O'Neil does millicent still spawn for her quest

[dim pawn]

Mid

[dim pawn]

Yes

[night canopy]

yes

[dawn sable]

Don't know

[proud bronze]

So much download

[limpid stratus]

Aight, can you get her prothesis and rotten wing in one run?

[proud bronze]

No

[dawn sable]

No

[proud bronze]

No

[dawn sable]

Best me to it. Flip

[proud bronze]

Heh

[limpid stratus]

Last question, does maliketh weapon skill proc the multihits with the many slashes?

[dawn sable]

I think so?

[proud bronze]

@celest remnant my magic user name has a tripple six am i a devil

[limpid stratus]

I assume I should go for the rotten wing insignia first?

[dawn sable]

I'd say prothesis, as you can use the regular wing insignia stacked with prothesis

[limpid stratus]

Ooo good point

[dawn sable]

That's if you're willing to use both talismans at once; if you just want to equip one (and your dex is good enough), get rotten

[limpid stratus]

I'ma take out Loretta with the black blade

[limpid stratus]

Yeah, shouldn't be a problem

Also using shard of alex

[sage agate]

never though melania

would take

[dawn sable]

Are you using Marais' Executioner Sword?

[coarse blaze]

you can

[sage agate]

500! TRYS

[coarse blaze]

type more than

[limpid stratus]

No malikeths black blade

[dawn sable]

If you aren't, try it

[coarse blaze]

3 words in

[limpid stratus]

Aight

[coarse blaze]

your sentence

[limpid stratus]

I'll get it but Loretta is strong vs hemmorrhage so I won't use it against her

[dawn sable]

It can output a ridiculous amount of damage with that specific talisman combination you're trying to achieve

[limpid stratus]

Very true

[dawn sable]

It does not proc bleed, or so I've been told. She's strong against magic damage, though

[limpid stratus]

Maybe I'll test it against malenia

[limpid stratus]

Yeah, the wiki says she is strong against bleed proc tho

Oh wait I miss read

[dawn sable]

Yeah but I'm saying MES can't do that

I thought it did but I got corrected a while ago about it lol

Use less caps

Max is around 33% per message, if I recall properly

Or was it 66%

[limpid stratus]

Isn't the skill on that weapon kinda hit or miss tho

[inner gyro]

Everyone kept saying that Malenia was a difficult boss fight. I didn’t believe that until I reach the Haligtree Roots and actually faced her.

[limpid stratus]

Like it doesn't always connect?

[dawn sable]

Yup

It's high risk high reward