general-discussion

[cedar matrix]

wat is ur top 5

shut up bra dont talk to me

[silk rapids]

I like ur pfp

[cedar matrix]

dni creep?

[silk rapids]

????

[lavish pier]

Solo leveling
Blue lock
One piece
Tower of god
Gintama

[silk rapids]

YOOO same

[cedar matrix]

all these except one piece and gintama riught

[silk rapids]

Where God of high school tho

[ornate dew]

🥀

[lavish pier]

We kinda read the webtoon

[cedar matrix]

bunzz

[silk rapids]

🕊🕊🕊

[cedar matrix]

is usogui good yo

[lavish pier]

Not as good as classroom of the elite no

[cedar matrix]

cote is a masterpiece thi.

[silk rapids]

1 page of Cote or Cote page of 1

[lavish pier]

We’re caught up with the novel am I right 😹

[cedar matrix]

WE WE

[cedar matrix]

masterpiece

[silk rapids]

We read one chapter and it was life threatening

[cedar matrix]

life threateningly peak

[silk rapids]

Youre rite bro

[lavish pier]

You wouldn’t know peak if it hit you in the face

[cedar matrix]

?

[lavish pier]

What’s yall’s favorite blue lock character

[strange flax]

lowkey it took me 7:12 to beat her so i gotta figure out how to get that clip off my ps5

[silk rapids]

Lock

[lavish pier]

I kinda prefer Blue honestly

[silk rapids]

Yikesss so you're one of them

[north patrol]

Don lorenzo

[still wren]

im ngl ive never had a meatloaf

but isnt meatloaf just basically a slice of burger patty on its own

[lavish pier]

Who’s that

[cedar matrix]

sakuragi

[silk rapids]

Nagi kebab

[kind quail]

Its like
A loaf with meat in it
Genuinely the only way to explain it

[silk rapids]

Rocket league is basically like blue lock right

[kind quail]

Yeah

[north patrol]

Oh well uh he’s a new generation Player he’s not animated yet

[lavish pier]

Yes but with less deaths

[cedar matrix]

who

[still wren]

like, beef wellington?

[silk rapids]

Rocket league has a ball tho for some reason?

[silk rapids]

Bum 10

[lavish pier]

Wellington has no loaf

[native tree]

! Shuwa_uwa

[cedar matrix]

rocket league has better themes and artistic intent behind the author and producers.
blue lock is a stain compared to the toataliastic nature of rocket league.

[kind quail]

No
Like the dryest slice of wheat bread you've had, with meat inside of it

[still wren]

theres literally bread around the meat in a wellington tho?

[silk rapids]

Well said brother

[scenic frost]

anyone know a good weapon for high new games with faith like ng6

[kind quail]

But it isnt a loaf

[still wren]

meat loaf has bread?

looks like a meat slab to me

[lavish pier]

It’s horrid

[cedar matrix]

yoi

[kind quail]

Thats what It wants you to think

[cedar matrix]

yo

[kind quail]

Yoi

[noble sinew]

Godskin Noblr in Volcano Manor has to be one of the worst designed fights ive encountered in the soulsbourne games

[lavish pier]

Explain why

[kind quail]

Got killed by the flame monk outside too many times

[split sluice]

@noble sinew Who's gonna tell him about the dogs?

[noble sinew]

2 of my 4 deaths to him on this new character has been his role path finding tweaking tf out then he immediately ground slams and rolls back into me

Im not saying its impossible, ive beat him everytime on my main character, but I do think it is a horribly designed fight

[harsh mauve]

Meatloaf ew

[noble sinew]

I have almost 400 hours on this game ik know about the dogs ToT

[lavish pier]

Issue of skill

[kind quail]

I agree

[split sluice]

@noble sinew I don't mean in Elden Ring.

[noble sinew]

Im not saying im good, im saying that its not well designed

[lavish pier]

You say that because you’re bad

[kind quail]

I agree

[noble sinew]

But im also not going to say that the path finding being able to put him in a spot where he can hit me through the wall is an issue of skill

[lavish pier]

You put yourself in that situation

[split sluice]

@noble sinew Git Gud Scrub

[lavish pier]

Scrub is frying me icl

[kind quail]

W slander

[noble sinew]

These the type of fans that make ppl avoid this community

[unborn olive]

the walls in his arena are pretty thin

[kind quail]

😭 😭 😭

[unborn olive]

i mean pillars but yea

[lavish pier]

Or maybe you’re just not as good as you think you are…

[noble sinew]

This community went from being a helpful place to tlak about bosses and get tips to rage bait, what a let down

Yall have fun being weird ig

[atomic tapir]

Av how many hours you spent rune farming. I ain’t mad at it I just want the honest number

[kind quail]

😭

[split sluice]

@noble sinew This community has always been a mixed bag.

[kind quail]

Nah its just us

[atomic tapir]

Just u gangy

[lavish pier]

Or maybe you just suck at spacing… have you ever considered that

[atomic tapir]

But that’s what makes you unique

[kind quail]

I did no such thing!

[noble sinew]

Yeah this chat is just a barrel of ick

Im going back to getting my teeth beat in

[atomic tapir]

It’s definitely over 30 hours isn’t it

[lavish pier]

A “barrel of ick” did you get that from reddit

[atomic tapir]

Wsg ry

[split sluice]

@noble sinew Have you tried finger?

[native tree]

Ranga

[noble sinew]

But hole

[lavish pier]

Hello, how are you

[atomic tapir]

Wagwan

[atomic tapir]

“Yall have fun being weird ig”

[kind quail]

Im ick😢

[lavish pier]

The luffy pfp theory

[atomic tapir]

Nah you chill

[native tree]

Nm, watched sekiro 2 trailer and hanging out with da cats, wbu

[atomic tapir]

Ended up staying at work

[kind quail]

The rage bait is insane

[native tree]

Damn

[atomic tapir]

Regretting the hell outta it cause it’s still damn well raining

[native tree]

Its snowing where im at

[kind quail]

Its an oven where im at

[atomic tapir]

I’d rather snow cause it isn’t just raining

It’s raining and annoyingly warm

[lavish pier]

What if it’s not ragebait, what if it’s just my unfiltered horrid opinion

[kind quail]

Then I applaud you

[split sluice]

@noble sinew For the Godskin Duo get Mimic Tear, Heavy Armor, the star-shaped hammer that is red, apply Prayerful Strike, then boom, easy dub.

[lavish pier]

LOOOL

[lavish pier]

Alternatively you can play wylder with a crit build

[ornate dew]

your number 1 is solo leveling 😭

[kind quail]

Dear god

[lavish pier]

You don’t know peak

[ornate dew]

i dont even need to type a rebuttal, it speaks for itself lmfao

[split sluice]

[lavish pier]

That’s very obviously a meme list

[kind quail]

Professional argument
Rebuttal has been thrown in

[atomic tapir]

I have a theory

[split sluice]

[ornate dew]

nice

[lavish pier]

Why does sephiroth only have one wing

[ornate dew]

because he's the one winged angel

[kind quail]

I ate the other one

[lavish pier]

Ig, but why

[ornate dew]

why does angeal and genesis also have only one wing

[kind quail]

Yummy

[ornate dew]

idk jenova magic

[native tree]

Fair

[lavish pier]

I kinda like Sephislop, he looks good that’s all that matters really

[lavish pier]

Blue lock pfp I’m crying bro

[ornate dew]

sephiroth is an effective villain

[silk rapids]

Dis FIRE boy

[cedar matrix]

yo

[ornate dew]

toxic abuser relationship to the protagonist + gives us every reason to hate him when he kills [ancient spoiler]

[cedar matrix]

bro

[silk rapids]

Sis

[lavish pier]

Yall’s tag is very accurate

[cedar matrix]

wdym

[ornate dew]

also he's just plain intimidating whenever he's in the room, clearly in another league in terms of strength

[kind quail]

Bum accusations

[cedar matrix]

?

[ornate dew]

the music also carries his hype, one winged angel absolutely slaps

[lavish pier]

He looks cute and harmless be fr

[cedar matrix]

is fullmetal daemon good

[lavish pier]

This is true, I think everyone knows the music

[ornate dew]

the best version of that song is from advent children

[lavish pier]

@latent fossil what does ts mean

[ornate dew]

turns into just straight up a pantera song at like 3:20

[ornate dew]

ff7 has a movie called advent children

in this movie there is a special version of one winged angel

it is objectively the best version

[lavish pier]

Which mgs should I start with

[ornate dew]

the first one if you care about playing the full series

[boreal pecan]

3

[ornate dew]

if you're limiting yourself to just one, play 3

or "delta" which is a remake of 3

[boreal pecan]

starting with 1 is also fine

[lavish pier]

Is the remake good

[boreal pecan]

depends on who you ask i havent played it

[ornate dew]

it's a shot for shot line for line reskin of the original

[boreal pecan]

some people really hate it bc it used unity or smth

and i think the performance was kinda sucky???

[ornate dew]

it's on unreal engine 5 and launched with performance issues

[boreal pecan]

oh unreal

[ornate dew]

but i tuned the settings a bit and get solid 60fps

[lavish pier]

As most ue5 games

[kind quail]

Uef

[boreal pecan]

yeah but ngl i just used pcsx2 to emulate it bc i didnt wanna spend money

[ornate dew]

so in essence im going to say yes

[lavish pier]

I might just play delta then

[ornate dew]

do i think mgs3 original has some better artistic choices? yes, but honestly im nitpicking

delta has gameplay quality of life changes that makes the game much more accessible

3/delta is chronologically the first game, taking place in the 60s

no prior knowledge is required to understand it (though players of the other games will notice many things)

[stable flare]

who

[boreal pecan]

yea

[ornate dew]

overall its a hella fun trip, hope you enjoy

[pearl bloom]

This hookclaw character is canonically a war criminal. Her name is Revallia

[night lava]

you definitely can just might take awhile depending on how much storage u have left. lmk when u do

[hallow ether]

Chat what do u think about loafers

[night lava]

exquisite

[hallow ether]

And what does that mean 😭

Nvm I chat gpt it

[night lava]

immaculate

[hallow ether]

Your lowk exquisite

[hallow ether]

Eyhhh I know this word

I gotta chat gpt it tho

[night lava]

you’re

[hallow ether]

Ohhhh

Can u give me more words

[night lava]

indubitably

[hallow ether]

Can't even read ts

[night lava]

in doo bi ta bly

[hallow ether]

Wtvr you say

[tame pulsar]

Hello

[harsh wharf]

Expletives!

Good afternoon

[gilded olive]

dang castle morne was all for some bum ass leonine guy?

thats lame

[harsh wharf]

Had an hour-long driving lesson today
Got tailgated by a truck the ENTIRE way
Someone absolutely wants to watch the world burn

[harsh wharf]

He do have that Moveset though

[gilded olive]

i just ego-challenged his attacks and like 6 hit him

[harsh wharf]

Castle Morne is like a lvl 1-20 area

Usually just lvl 1

[gilded olive]

ah

im lvl 44 >_>

[harsh wharf]

Eh, still a fine level to do it at
What weapon are you using, and how much is it upgraded?

[gilded olive]

bloodhounds fang +3

[harsh wharf]

That explains it.

[gilded olive]

is that good?

[gray smelt]

should start with 1 so that you can appreciate 3 more

[harsh wharf]

Extremely

To the point I recommend using almost anything else to make the game more fun

[gilded olive]

💀

[gray smelt]

don't hear other ppl that saying play 3 first

[harsh wharf]

I suggest pursuing blackflame or crucible incantations
Very fun, very powerful

[gilded olive]

is it a busted weapon

[harsh wharf]

Pretty much

[gray smelt]

these fake ahh mgs fans pissed me off so bad

[harsh wharf]

Less busted of the busted weapons but still busted

-# you know who else-

[hexed kernel]

sannseax is so bs

[harsh wharf]

Senessax? Is that the one at Jagged Peak?

[pearl bloom]

Man, why is Uchi so broken?

[gilded olive]

this is my first play

[still wren]

https://klipy.com/gifs/iaijutsu-sekiro

[harsh wharf]

Good weapons instead would be flail, any lordsworn weapon, estoc, or a Morningstar

[gilded olive]

i have a +9 morningstar

[hexed kernel]

yeah
this guy has like 360 degree reach

[pearl bloom]

How good is Misericorde?

[harsh wharf]

Very, especially in co-op where you may have someone who's good at stance breaking

Falls off a bit on armoured enemies but most of them you can just walk around and backstab

[paper seal]

it has the highest crit rate or sum

[gilded olive]

how do i use godricks rune

[paper seal]

Not a main weapon, it's best used when the timing is right like after stance breaking or for backsteps

[pearl bloom]

Is it any good as a solo weapon?

[harsh wharf]

You need to go to the divine tower of Limgrave. You can get to there via Stormveil
Once you get to the top, you can activate the great rune and then use rune arcs to get the buff

[harsh wharf]

Any weapon is good in anything, you may want to infuse it with a status though if you're purely solo

Very good weapon either way

[paper seal]

ye you can make anything work

[hexed kernel]

whats the best target to hit in sennsax boss

[knotty lintel]

head

[hexed kernel]

he barely allows you to heat the head because he has to do his AOE slop 360 degree attacks
i think leg is better

[tidal basin]

Hi I'm Lauren the femboy and i ego search my own name here sometimes

[green sun]

hello people

[unborn apex]

Can someoen help me with something

[knotty lintel]

more damage = happy

[green sun]

this is very weird but can any of u plot a graph for me on excel or sheets

[unborn apex]

Regarding rogiers quest

[green sun]

i have lab report in 40mins and im currently in another class

[hexed kernel]

bayle is S tier boss fight gaming

[sacred wyvern]

Should we put cats at presidential tasks

And so they would give a speech

And they’ll be like

Meow

[harsh wharf]

Me swaying political debates with 'pspspsps'

[glacial nova]

CHAT

[sacred wyvern]

It would be so fire

Pspsppsps

[harsh wharf]

BRONZE

[glacial nova]

I cant kill the 2 mini boss before radahn (first one EASY SECOND ONE ANNOYINGGG)

[glacial nova]

YO

[sacred wyvern]

Crucible knight ?

[glacial nova]

YES

[sacred wyvern]

Huhhh I think you can skip it ?

[glacial nova]

Fr?

I can just go to the portal??????

[sacred wyvern]

I think you need to go to leyndell and take the portal at the bridge

[harsh wharf]

They shouldn't even be there-

[glacial nova]

Its off

[sacred wyvern]

What is off

[glacial nova]

Wdym

[glacial nova]

The portal??

[harsh wharf]

I'm pretty sure they show up only after the festival is over

[sacred wyvern]

That’s why you need to go to leyndell capital

[glacial nova]

Isnt the festival over?

[glacial nova]

Wait where was that

[harsh wharf]

The festival is to kill Radahn

[sacred wyvern]

Huh did you kill renala

[harsh wharf]

Someone doesn't listen to dialogue

[glacial nova]

So why are they there

[glacial nova]

Rennala yeah

[sacred wyvern]

Okay so at the academy at the bottom there’s a teleporter to go near the capital

[harsh wharf]

Because they hate you idk
Very weird
Maybe you just haven't triggered the festival at all

[sacred wyvern]

After you just walk through to go at the capital

[glacial nova]

Ohh the one that brings u on the other side of the bridge?

[sacred wyvern]

I think so

[glacial nova]

Okk then i went there

[glacial nova]

How to trigger

[sacred wyvern]

I don’t remember exactly I haven’t played the game for like a year and a half

[glacial nova]

Dammm

[sacred wyvern]

You need to go farrr

[harsh wharf]

Hop on right now

[glacial nova]

I went far i think

After ill see

Where was the portal???

[sacred wyvern]

I can’t I don’t have xbox subscription anymore I can’t play online

[harsh wharf]

OOF

[sacred wyvern]

At the bottom of the academy

[sacred wyvern]

Because I bought a pc

[glacial nova]

Mb the one for radahn

[glacial nova]

Ion play onn

[sacred wyvern]

Before the bridge you take to go to the castle

[glacial nova]

Wdym before

[sacred wyvern]

Huh wait

[glacial nova]

Wait when i use the tp i get telerasported at like almost the end of the bridge

[sacred wyvern]

#community-help

[hexed kernel]

can i summon igon everytime I die to bale

[glacial nova]

Ok

[hardy drift]

yes

like every other npc summon

[pallid cloud]

Starting a co op play through with bro

[sacred wyvern]

Bayle the goat

[paper seal]

igon the goat*

[pallid cloud]

Would 200 furlcalling remedies each be good?

[paper seal]

if need be you can always get more so ye should be plenty

[sacred wyvern]

Holaa

[pallid cloud]

sick

[hardy drift]

is this real

[pallid cloud]

i also did a lil bit of grinding on my main save to give us some starter gear

[paper seal]

heya, hows the pc world treating ya

[paper seal]

head start neh😼

[sacred wyvern]

Huhhh pretty good I don’t have much games but it works very well for my school projects bahaha

[pallid cloud]

Ill be running marikas soreseal and hell be doing radagons while hell be black and gold ill be white and gold

we got so much sauce

[pallid cloud]

it saves the walk

[paper seal]

Back in the days pre pc I used to go to the library for these typa things so ye I can imagine

[paper seal]

yo that is sick

[sacred wyvern]

Huhhh yeah

Anyway I need to sleep

Nightt

[paper seal]

real, it's quite late indeed

nighty

[plucky gate]

I just found out the caelid dogs can cough up pools of rot and thats actually the one time ive been bsed to death and been like oh thats kinda cool

[cedar matrix]

yo

[pallid cloud]

for our co op run we’re gonna fight every boss twice does that work good?

[runic mesa]

bruh

[carmine vault]

I wonder why a balance patch or bug fix requires sev hours of maintenance

[hexed kernel]

caelid dogs are easy

[plucky gate]

I didnt say they were hard

I just said they can spit rot

[tired lily]

.

[plucky gate]

Man you soulsborne players are so jumpy to tell someone to get good

[marsh tulip]

Anyone know if there are quests that get ruined by going to altus

[kind quail]

Nuh uh

[plucky gate]

Uh huh

[plucky gate]

I wish i had the preemptive thought to ask this before giving ranni the fingerslayer blade, i wanted to turn dung eater into a puppet

[marsh tulip]

I always do ranni's quest super early, I'm wondering how late I can do it without skipping bits

Do I just fight radahn before entering altus or what

[lime trout]

Someone stream pleeeeeaae

*pleeeeeeeaaaaase

[plucky gate]

I say yeah

[tacit edge]

what is ranni even about

[marsh tulip]

I'll just do caelid

[marsh tulip]

Marriage

[plucky gate]

Somebody wanted to get married in the game

[tacit edge]

can you sandwich a pipebomb in ranni

[tacit edge]

❓

[still wren]

WAKE UP BABE

sekiro trailer dropped

[kind quail]

whos babe

[plucky gate]

What do you mean by this

[tacit edge]

pipebomb

[terse inlet]

I didn’t even know there was pipe bombs and sandwiches in Elden Ring

[tacit edge]

❓

[plucky gate]

The sandeich part

[tacit edge]

like

can you fold ranni and put a pipebomb in between

cuz shes a spirit

[tacit edge]

sandwiches is PROBABLY likely 😭

[plucky gate]

Hmmmm i dont mean to get philosophical here but do you consider hotdogs sandwiches

[tacit edge]

hotdog sandwich

[plucky gate]

I feel like that'd be more of a pipe bomb hot dog

[terse inlet]

Does bread even exist in the economy 🥀

[tacit edge]

does wine exist in the economy

[plucky gate]

Definitely

[terse inlet]

Prolly not

In Elden Ring at least idk about real life

[plucky gate]

Fermented rowa grapes

[tacit edge]

does @plucky gate exist in the economy

[plucky gate]

Or if you wanna get fancy fermented shabriri grapes

[plucky gate]

Absolutely

[terse inlet]

I’m gonna go back to my home world now idk why I was here to begin with

[kind quail]

what the hell are yall talking about

[tacit edge]

can you surgically put a pipebomb in malenia

❓

[terse inlet]

Is gasoline microwaveable

[tacit edge]

philosophers of elden ring

[kind quail]

try it

[tacit edge]

can mohg mog people

[terse inlet]

Yea

[kind quail]

shabriris weakest followers

[plucky gate]

Yeah just stick it in the prosthetic

[tacit edge]

stick what.. ❓

[plucky gate]

Do you think fingerprint grape wine would be fire

[terse inlet]

I tried it once in my mom’s house but then for some reason the house was on fire when I came back 10 mins later

[plucky gate]

The pipe bomb

[tacit edge]

is it a pipebomb or

nevermind

[kind quail]

think of a spicy whisky with a hint of fruit

[tacit edge]

can the fat godskin man be used as a pillow

[terse inlet]

Technically yeah

How effective it is is debatable ig

[tacit edge]

can you ride on top of radahn

wait that sounds kinda wrong

[terse inlet]

As long as he doesn’t un-gravity you yeah

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[tacit edge]

ok.. let me rephrase..

can you ride on radahn's back

[tacit edge]

❓

[terse inlet]

idk

Idk even know why I’m here still

I really should go back to my home world

[tacit edge]

can you

[terse inlet]

Yeah it’s just a couple cosmos and existences away

[tacit edge]

i forgot the other girl the tarnished gets shipped to or something

[plucky gate]

Miquella did it

I don't see why you couldn't

[tacit edge]

what context

[lost acorn]

guys do something funny

[terse inlet]

front flip kicks my mother

[tacit edge]

turns off your supply of hot water in winter

[plucky gate]

You said it, you pick the context

[tacit edge]

[lost acorn]

thanks guys u saved my life

I love my elden ring discordians

goodnight

[plucky gate]

That should be considered a slur

[terse inlet]

-# why I get heart broken’ed

[plucky gate]

You call me that again and im gluing the top of your oreo box and pushing it down on all the oreos for you to open next time

[plucky gate]

What do you mean by this, stranger

[still wren]

sekiro trailer is simply just

so peak

[tacit edge]

Can we drop mohg on top of this guy

[still wren]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-16

[terse inlet]

Why

[tacit edge]

does mohg ever fart

[plucky gate]

i have comet azur tucked for when mohg slides, but also why do you wanna talk about riding radahn so badly

[terse inlet]

I wouldn’t know

[plucky gate]

Every nihil yes

[tacit edge]

i dont???? 😭

[plucky gate]

Uh huh

[tacit edge]

🗿

[pine heron]

Am I allowed to ask for help in here

[plucky gate]

Mhm mhm

[tacit edge]

frick you

[pine heron]

Uh

[terse inlet]

idk

[plucky gate]

What did they do

[latent fossil]

I agree with the statement

[tacit edge]

i mean frick YOU brotha

[terse inlet]

who’s “YOU” tho

[tacit edge]

may godrick integrate your body into his own

[tacit edge]

@plucky gate

[terse inlet]

Ah fair enough

-# fu- why am I still here

[plucky gate]

Why you frickin me twin

[gray wraith]

who up wanna play dark souls 5

[terse inlet]

That’s the game where you buy vbucks right

[plucky gate]

With john ring in it

[tacit edge]

geniuses of elden ring discord btw 💔

[gray wraith]

no it’s the game where patches suffers from the 4th industrial revolution economic impact

[pine heron]

If anyone is available to help with malenia after I'm. done in school hit me up pls

[gray wraith]

the one u talking about is dark souls 7

[wispy bison]

meow meow meow

[terse inlet]

oh yeah yeah my bad I forgot

[plucky gate]

Man you elden ring discordians really hate on people for breathing air

[tacit edge]

touch grass brotha

[plucky gate]

Whatever state of broklahoma

Idk what the reason for your eccentric hating is but dont project what you need onto me

Anyways sleepytime bye buddy

[wispy bison]

i read up on your conversation and you guys arent making any sense whatsoever

talking actual nonsense

getting mad for nothing

[terse inlet]

I’m gonna actually go now

[fleet pond]

I agree with this statement

[terse inlet]

I’m gonna go kill l*** demons

[plucky gate]

I'm following this guy, you people love drama

[terse inlet]

Fair enough

I love killing demons

[fleet pond]

#xbox-co-op

[tacit edge]

the philosophers of elden ring

[pine heron]

It's empty

[wispy bison]

i think i beat my tongue, dunno when, but its bruised

[noble sinew]

Tell me about it, I said I dislike the godskin noble and then had like 3 different chuds start rage baiting

[tacit edge]

i was kidding brah 💔 we chill

[wispy bison]

maybe its just cuz im sick

[tacit edge]

ahzek ahriman?!?!?!?!

[fleet pond]

Yes, that's me

[tacit edge]

🗿

[wispy bison]

tell ME about it, every time i see someone talk about ds2 i come in to remind them that the game absolutelly sucks, and then they all yell at me? sigh these people am i right

[noble sinew]

i fear ur no better then the common redditor

[plucky gate]

I love the game but sheesh i wish the community had a kind personality outside of youtube guides

[wispy bison]

sigh, now youre ragebaiting me too

[fleet pond]

Fire giant is a great boss

[noble sinew]

yeah, somehow fallout 76 has a better community lol

[tacit edge]

dusty ahh space marine

[terse inlet]

Yeah I like the part where he didn’t take enough vitamin d and calcium

[fleet pond]

My brothers are dust, but I am not

[plucky gate]

Which is actually crazy, i played that game for like 3 days before a random ahh squad pulled up and helped me farm events

Then i was level 117

[surreal jungle]

when has ERcord ever made sense?

[plucky gate]

It was surprisingly fast for fallout levelling

[tacit edge]

why the heck did you turn your brothers into sandstorms trapped within power armour

[still wren]

ayo i just realized, where is the beeg snek in sekiro anime

zero screen time for beeg snek so far

[surreal jungle]

look up sekiro anime trailer 2

[wispy bison]

probably in the anime, not in the trailer

[plucky gate]

show me centipede gorilla

[still wren]

there is no snek in 2

[manic ice]

[fleet pond]

Tzeentch promised me a way to quench the mutations that ravaged my kin

[surreal jungle]

i don't even know why we are getting a sekiro anime
the game is enough to tell the story

[plucky gate]

You sound delicious

[still wren]

i must live until i see final episode isshin fight

[manic ice]

[plucky gate]

What cut are you

[still wren]

because i want an animation

[tacit edge]

life is a race

and we are all...

[wispy bison]

there are several animations in sekiro

[manic ice]

I'm not sure

[wispy bison]

practically every npc has them

thats how they move

[still wren]

but i want animation

[noble sinew]

yeah ive been playing it since 2018 and now all i can seem to enjoy is giving free stuff out and helping players, i milked all its content.

but for the soulsbornes the players who have milked the content dry seem to have formed a superiority complex and think that anyone who disagrees with them must be bad and "git gud"

[plucky gate]

I can only imagine how they'd try to adapt his insane dodges

[surreal jungle]

how long does an average playthrough of sekiro take to beat

[wispy bison]

500 years

[plucky gate]

You seem like a nice t bone to me

[manic ice]

More than 5 minutes

[still wren]

idrc i just want to see cool things and get ultra hyped 😭

[still wren]

maybe 20 hrs

[wispy bison]

larpers are gonna love this anime

"no i didnt play the game its too hard, but this anime is great, im a real sekiro fan"

[still wren]

sekiro anime looks like the ultimate peak

[manic ice]

I don't think wagyu steak is usually prepped with the t-bone 🤺

[still wren]

i can feel the cyberpunk energy

[plucky gate]

Dude never play yugioh if you think this is bad then yugioh discords would be the boiler room to this place

[plucky gate]

Ssshhhh you're different that's why you're special

[cobalt ridge]

Sekiro anime?

[manic ice]

If yyou zay so

[noble sinew]

i am always so lsot to hear how horrendous the yu-gi fanbase is, i always thought itd be akin to the pokemon one

[cobalt ridge]

Still proud we don't have scalpers.

[plucky gate]

You play any deck that isnt meta then every single recommendation to make that deck better is to add meta.

[plucky gate]

Ayyye facts though-

[tacit edge]

chat

can we cook a rib eye on top of the lord of blasphemy's head

[plucky gate]

Nice aesthetic by the way love the guita acc twin

Alright i hate you.

[cobalt ridge]

It's cold now.

[cobalt ridge]

[tacit edge]

can we cook a rib eye on @cobalt ridge

[manic ice]

Let's

[plucky gate]

lord of frenzies head seems like the perfect burner

[cobalt ridge]

If my fart gets compressed enough to hit 160 celsius...

[noble sinew]

i get im underleveled for the godskin noble but oml he makes no sense

[wispy bison]

just the noble?

[cobalt ridge]

Why you tryna kill him?

[manic ice]

Wait til you get to the duo

[noble sinew]

im tryna get to rykard without doing the manor questline

[plucky gate]

Rot breath, poison mist

[noble sinew]

ive alr beaten the duo b4

im on a fresh character

[manic ice]

🤺

[cobalt ridge]

Also i don't believe rl 696 is that much underlevel.

[plucky gate]

That poison is actually way more useful than it seems just to take a chunk along with the scarlet rot

[tacit edge]

can we fuse the godskin noble and ranni together

[manic ice]

❌

[plucky gate]

why

[wispy bison]

chat how can i become a better larper

[noble sinew]

nah im doing a full no brain build and just shoving shi into strength, vigor, dex and endurance with big sword only

[plucky gate]

oh

[wispy bison]

any tips for larping

[noble sinew]

onyl status effect ive ever infliucted on a boss was the jellyfish

[tacit edge]

to create a floating fat ahh

[cobalt ridge]

jump on my shoulders so you can have a podium to larp.

[manic ice]

Join a fandom but never indulge in the content

[wispy bison]

thanks guita

[tacit edge]

can we grill @manic ice

[noble sinew]

my main has any item under the sun so i know how he gets beat normally but im just going in swinging a hunk of metal praying

[plucky gate]

I would at least have different big sword options to get around elemental damage negations

[plucky gate]

Yes please

[noble sinew]

that takes the fun out of hating the game

[manic ice]

Hhhhey ztop that 🤺 🤺

[plucky gate]

I got dibs on first bite

[manic ice]

❌ ❌

[plucky gate]

Don't worry i still die thats why i have to do all this

But eventually i get there

Thats the fun part

Oh and stepping back and dropping piss missiles on every poor magma wyrm i find

[noble sinew]

if u ever need help and ur on playstation i can always try to join on my main, it isnt through the full story on this playthrough but i can get to where u might need

[noble sinew]

we got some wagyu meat, some bread, and some oranges

[plucky gate]

Oh nah im good enough to progress the story

[manic ice]

It happens

[noble sinew]

there is always 1 boss

[plucky gate]

Actually my first time being good at the game im kinda new to this but i got to the mountaintops way faster than usual

[plucky gate]

Its gonna be godskin duo

[noble sinew]

and i recommend doing as many optional bosses as possible

[rancid lance]

We can turn it into a surf n turf

[plucky gate]

Thats the current goal, im trying to better my memory of the catacomb placement

[noble sinew]

ive been tempted multiple times to just switch to a status effect build to get through this hell but im still hanging in there

[noble sinew]

got some fish ayyyy

[plucky gate]

Wait am i the oranges

Wait

[manic ice]

[plucky gate]

No

We're the food

[noble sinew]

we are indeed

[plucky gate]

I need time to process thiss

[noble sinew]

the temptation to just re-spec and go for a bleed build is tempting

[plucky gate]

Preferably the next eight hours

[noble sinew]

but then i remember ive alr beat the game with a bleed build

[rancid lance]

You do, you're the dessert ofc

[plucky gate]

Make me into a nice orange zest if you can

[noble sinew]

i had more fun beating the game with the basic hammers then with this sword

[plucky gate]

And tell my family i was delicious

[noble sinew]

could make an orange bread pudding

[plucky gate]

I personally love great spears

I dont know why they just feel right

Heavier swing than a halberd

[noble sinew]

i feel like ive used every weapon under the sun

[plucky gate]

Lungier poke

[noble sinew]

and i will say that great swords i like the least

slow, weak, annoying

[plucky gate]

I have most but definitely not daggers

[noble sinew]

if u find the right one its fun

[plucky gate]

I mean ive done runs with some but the good ones make it too easy and i hate the range

[noble sinew]

if u wanna hate life try the eclipse scythe thing

[plucky gate]

I did

[noble sinew]

reduvia is a dagger is she not?

[plucky gate]

The shotel

[plucky gate]

"The good ones make it too easy"

[noble sinew]

ah my b

[plucky gate]

That and the black knife are like

Shiiii

I used em back when i was bad at the game and breezed through theb realized those are forbidden weapons for people who know how to parry

My actual favorite weapons gotta be greatshield tho

Specifically the two that spit fire

Mainly the one eyed cannon because it actually did good damage and knockback

Nothing justified that fp cost that much but good god

Its like a bargain giantsflame take thee

And it feels so weighty i love it

Anyways goodnight guys sleep well

Wagyu im taking a bite of you when i catch you lacking

[wispy bison]

why do you refuse to gain power

[cobalt ridge]

Because larping.

[unborn apex]

Can I ask something rq

Regarding rogier’s quest if someone rmmbrs it

[wispy bison]

sure

[unborn apex]

So lke I defeated that thing underground and touched the bloodstain and then that deathbed companion told me to retrieve a dagger

What am I supposed to do now?I killed the boss

[wispy bison]

the black knifeprint? or the wethered dagger?

if it is the black knifeprint then she gave you a map with the location

[pallid cloud]

that last fight with leda was so sad

[tardy kernel]

was it

[cobalt ridge]

I'd suggest you bring it in #community-help-elden-ring or #community-help for an expert feedback.

You'll have more luck.

[unborn apex]

I alr got the dagger

[cobalt ridge]

Oh god shnrai please don't insult me.

[wispy bison]

if its the knifeprint, give to rogier, if its the dagger give to D

[unborn apex]

OHH okay makes sense why i dont see any dialogue with rogier

[wispy bison]

read item descriptions next time

[tardy kernel]

im not evil wtf😭

[wispy bison]

"She wishes for it to be returned to its rightful owner.

It was once a special weapon of gold and silver intertwined" should be pretty obvious

[cobalt ridge]

Sometimes...

[wispy bison]

oh thats you cara

[gray wraith]

my hb who was astel deep into the game just asked me what remembrances are for

[rancid lance]

Why are all the servers I'm in obsessed with the pregnant man emoji 😭

The apex one as well

[cobalt ridge]

Yes as always.

[tardy kernel]

no idea

it scares me

[wispy bison]

idk if u keep changing your name, i always think its just a stranger trying to be friendly

[cobalt ridge]

I changed it two days ago and yesterday you found out it was me wdym...you already knew

[late loom]

How the hell am I supposed to get the map of mount gelmir

[fair mural]

You can get the map close to the entrance of volcano manor

[celest remnant]

Sacrifice your wallet and social security number to miyazaki

[late loom]

I'll sure be doing that

I hate those fire carts

[tame dock]

Morning all! I have a question.. if I have a backup of a level 150 character but now I am level 200 can I swap the save without problem ? I mean.. they don't ban for this right ?

[wispy bison]

go to the place where the map is, this will be marked in the map

[late loom]

I know it is but it's on the mountain

[wispy bison]

have you reached the mountain?

[tranquil kiln]

I believe you are fine to do so. I am not fully sure though

[late loom]

The way is broken

The bridge thingy

[tranquil kiln]

I am currently, and have been making a spreadsheet guided process to creating D&D Characters in Elden Ring (not a mod, just a way for the community to experience the game differently and build their characters thematically)

It has taken over 600+ hours at this point, coming to a close here soon.

Wanted to ask the community what people would want for a level up system (if you think D&D, it's usually by the quests, enemies, bosses, etc)

Currently I have it specifically as Remembrance Bosses split between Base Game / DLC / BASE + DLC with different thresholds.

but I did also think about adding an All Bosses Mode. i.e Every Boss depending on what type they are, are given an experience point value. Then depending on where they are (Limgrave, Altus, Gelmir, etc) They would have a scaling modifier.

For Remembrance Bosses 1️⃣
For All Bosses 2️⃣
For Both 3️⃣

[hazy sand]

Meow?

[stoic iron]

@violet heath @proud bronze
might be relevant to you idk

[warm escarp]

Hi

Anybody got a nox monk set they wanna trade in a summon? I don't feel like doing all of ranni's quest to get into the area lol

[faint sphinx]

anyone else feel empty and sad today

[thick void]

Nope!

[warm escarp]

Me because I don't have that armor set and I want it

[wispy bison]

not particularly today, so no

[stoic iron]

lots

[stoic iron]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[warm escarp]

But real talk do you need someone to lend an ear?

[celest remnant]

I am full of japery and malicious mirth

[verbal iris]

Yeah but i had no breakfast yet so that might be it

[hexed kernel]

i feel that all the time

[thick void]

Broo wha happen you got fired from your 20 euro a month job?

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/ff-seven-final-fantasies-astos-wavy-hair-gif-26263119

[stoic iron]

i dont have my new pc yet :(

[jagged widget]

Did ncake get locked out of his allowance?

[thick void]

Son.

[stoic iron]

not yet

[jagged widget]

Nice

[stoic iron]

i should learn to type with 8 fingers

[jagged widget]

I type with like 3

Or 4

[rancid lance]

oh my

[thick void]

I believe that isnt a truth because there are moments you laugh, smile, be happy for someone else, feel nothing, sleep, enjoy food and i dont think these count as sadness, does it?🤔

[stoic iron]

you can be happy and feel empty at the same time

[rancid lance]

How fast can you type with 3/4 fingers

[heavy tinsel]

Guh.

[jagged widget]

Fast enough
My brain keeps up with it

[thick void]

Might take some time. Might take a lot of time but eventually you will find something... or someone to fill that hole one day

[stoic iron]

i need to test one sec

[jagged widget]

My left ring finger likes typing a lot

[rancid lance]

I've been typing with 10 fingers for years

[thick void]

Maybe, maybe not
you wont find it if you wont look for it

[rancid lance]

Best decision of my life learning it

[jagged widget]

What do your thumbs do

[rancid lance]

space

[heavy tinsel]

I'm typing with a single finger as we speak.

[thick void]

brooo wait @stoic iron its already there

[jagged widget]

Do both thumbs use space?

[thick void]

that brand new rtx that is going your way is the IT

[rancid lance]

they can, I usually go with the right thumb tho

[stoic iron]

i got 45 wpm 💔

[stoic iron]

YIPIE

[jagged widget]

i use left because right handed mouse

[rancid lance]

damn

what fingers do you guys use if it's only 3 to 4

[stoic iron]

mostly just ring and index

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[heavy tinsel]

Pinky toe.

[jagged widget]

i got 55wpm

but that sucked

[rancid lance]

my peak was like 100+ wpm

[jagged widget]

my right hand only likes to use the pointer finger

[rancid lance]

but when I type just like that it's probably closer to like 80 or something

[stoic iron]

i need to hit 100 wpm

[hot dome]

100 is insane

[jagged widget]

and i kinda just woke up

[celest remnant]

I type at 110wpm

[hot dome]

I could only ever get like 85-90 max

[jagged widget]

how much sugar do you have to down to do so

[rancid lance]

sugar or nose sugar?

[late loom]

Apparently maliketh got less health then the dts outside his arena

[jagged widget]

whatever he needs

[stoic iron]

im a programmer, professionally, doubling my typing speed will help a lot

[late loom]

That is just crazy

[celest remnant]

0 but I was forced to write term papers, a doctoral thesis, and most of my younger brothers homework

[jagged widget]

lol

[hot dome]

does a high typing speed matter if you cant actually think of stuff to write that fast

[covert marlin]

I got 106wpm Need to train 10 fingers a lot more

[stoic iron]

you think in your sleep

[rancid lance]

i don't even need to type fast tbh

[hot dome]

true

[stoic iron]

then you code when you wake up

[rancid lance]

useless skill

[hot dome]

yeah i got no reason to type fast but I just got this speed from growing up with computers

[stoic iron]

youd be stuck on a problem for weeks and then have a random ass epiphany on a radnom tuesdat at 4:41 pm

[heavy tinsel]

It's been forever since I've checked my reaction time or my words per minute.

[jagged widget]

and now for the reaction time teset

[hot dome]

my reaction time always sucks

[jagged widget]

in 5 tries my best score is 207 ms

[heavy tinsel]

I remember having a quick RT. Been forever though.

[jagged widget]

i have no clue gow good that is

[heavy tinsel]

I think my old RT was around 160.

[tranquil kiln]

For those that are here, could I take a moment for you to check this message real quick. Wanting to make some fun stuff for the community. Want some thoughts on it please ty

[jagged widget]

181 hell yeah

[jagged widget]

thats insane

like youre nearing human limits

[heavy tinsel]

Yeah. That was my old one though. Haven't worked on my reactions in forever and I'm definitely slower now.

Plus, I'm older!

So that doesn't help. Lol

[jagged widget]

yeh thats fair

im supposedly in my prime or something

which feels.. very wasted

eh its whatever i dont like fps games anyway

[hot dome]

unc

[heavy tinsel]

I could probably get back my RT if I tried.

[gloomy adder]

Starscourge Radahn took me 1/30th of the attempts it took me to beat Godfrey

[heavy tinsel]

You don't even know my age.

[hot dome]

gonna assume youre in your mid 70s

[heavy tinsel]

Jesus, no.

Nowhere near. Lol

[hot dome]

hmmm

54

[heavy tinsel]

What the- no.

Lower. Lmao

[hot dome]

53

[heavy tinsel]

[hot dome]

nah you like 20 something?

[heavy tinsel]

27

Since March 9th.

[hot dome]

happy late bday gang

[jagged widget]

happy infuriatingly late birthday

[heavy tinsel]

Thanks. 😔

[celest remnant]

We commit multiple fishwoman tax fraud

[verbal iris]

I will be 27 at 9th April. So close man 1 month 😆

[celest remnant]

god i miss when i could be excited for birthdays

[heavy tinsel]

I'm not a fan of my birthday though, tbh. Lol

[verbal iris]

I meand we have almost the same age and birthdate

[heavy tinsel]

Just another day to me.

[hot dome]

i hate people wanting me to do stuff for my bday when I just want to do nothing

[verbal iris]

Frfr

[celest remnant]

wdym man, i will be 32 this year lol

[heavy tinsel]

Yeah. I spent the day alone.

[verbal iris]

Him

[hot dome]

had my 21st birthday last year and my parents were shocked when I said I just wanna do nothing but build my lego

got a mclaren f1 car to build which was fun

[celest remnant]

It's okay I stayed home for mine too

[heavy tinsel]

Being by myself is just nice. It's quiet.

People leave me alone.

[hot dome]

its great

[verbal iris]

They 1000% think ur autistic no offense intended 😆

[heavy tinsel]

And I had a nice bowl of teriyaki chicken.

[hot dome]

lmaoo maybe

[heavy tinsel]

Plus a thing of "funnel cake fries."

[hot dome]

my lil sis got some form of autism which apparently means its more likely that other siblings have it aswell

[jagged widget]

is autistic just being weird and different at this point

[rancid lance]

My friends keep telling me I'm autistic, they're probably right ngl

[heavy tinsel]

And 4 shots of whiskey.

[verbal iris]

I mean i guess. The word is so overused at this point

[stoic iron]

i got mfs calling me autistic for memorizing the first 100 digits of pi

smh

[jagged widget]

from what ive known from like 8 years ago, i have an autistic cousin who breaks down if he lives in another home

[stoic iron]

101* because my brain naturally was like "i wonder what the next number is", its 9

[verbal iris]

I think its like a brought spectrum of "symptoms" but i might be completely wrong

[hot dome]

yeah symptoms can vary and reactions to things can be more or less severe

[modest silo]

S-tier birthday

[stoic iron]

the 99th and 100th letters are 67 💔

[hot dome]

it was great, put house md on in the background aswell

[modest silo]

That's what autism always was

[heavy tinsel]

We talking IQ? What'd I miss?

Oh, autism. My bad.

[modest silo]

I have autism 👍

[heavy tinsel]

I look away for 10 seconds.

[stoic iron]

😭

[jagged widget]

im being called autistic now, because i was socially akward as a child and still now

[hot dome]

its okay unc you'll catch up

[heavy tinsel]

I was just quiet as a kid.

Now, people think I'm crazy.

[jagged widget]

i was the opposite and i was hated for it

[serene rune]

yello

[heavy tinsel]

After I opened up, I actually had someone tell me that I talked too much.

[rapid atlas]

i'm new here, say hi!

[serene rune]

50 bucks

[tropic wolf]

guys will there ever be a game made as good as Elden Ring

[jagged widget]

hi!

[rapid atlas]

✌️

[hot dome]

metal gear solid 3 came out over 20 years ago

[modest silo]

Mindseye, Highguard, Concord and Redfall
Easy peasy

[cobalt wigeon]

Good morning/afternoon/evening yall I hope whoever is reading this has/had a good one today.

[serene rune]

why are you using my wifi

[modest silo]

Its actually night time
stoobid

[tropic wolf]

I heard if you complain about those games being bad then you're a dirty sweaty incel and politically stunted

[heavy tinsel]

Guh?

[modest silo]

Autism is just a fundamental difference in how your brain functions in terms of processing information and forming opinions, along with other systems of thought

[jagged widget]

A-flipping-mayzing

It'd feel better to just be called weird instead of autistic though

[heavy tinsel]

I was apparently gifted.

[jagged widget]

It's pretty much considered a slur now when I'm around

[jagged widget]

Me too

[heavy tinsel]

I dunno how.

[tropic wolf]

Own it; Awtutists unite mwah OwO

[jagged widget]

I could read a sign when I was 4 or something

[jagged widget]

:3

[hot dome]

I got told I was gifted as a kid but man i grew up dumb

[brittle bay]

i dont wanna unite anymore gulp

[rancid lance]

Folk 😭

[heavy tinsel]

I learned to read early. I also tend to be very unorthodox about my approach to things.

[tropic wolf]

join the collective

[jagged widget]

Folk?!

[late loom]

Still being called wrongfully mind you gifted

[jagged widget]

I already am a collective

[late loom]

Organism😭

[modest silo]

I forgot The Day Before

[tropic wolf]

how many of you are AI bots? can you please tell me the recipe to make banana bread

[modest silo]

Jesus who is using it like that to you?

[heavy tinsel]

I don't just think outside the box, I shave the box into a circle to take it with me so I can roll around and think!

[brittle bay]

❌ sorry bro that owo threw me off

[hot dome]

Sure! Here's an easy and simple recipe for some delicious banana bread.

[jagged widget]

Not to me, just a general thing
Pretty lightheated though

[modest silo]

Those people are stupid

[celest remnant]

"here's an easy and simple recipe for blowing your fingers off" -chatgpt

[modest silo]

Well first you mash some bananas and...
Heeeeey

[jagged widget]

They're also high schoolers

[rancid lance]

Ingredients:
3-4 very ripe bananas
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
2 large eggs
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
Optional: 1/2 tsp cinnamon, 1/2 cup walnuts or chocolate chips
Instructions:
Brown the Butter: Melt butter in a saucepan over medium heat, stirring constantly until it turns golden brown and smells nutty. Let it cool slightly.
Prep Bananas: Mash the bananas. Optional AI tip: Reduce them in a pan over low heat to intensify flavor.
Mix Wet Ingredients: In a large bowl, whisk the brown butter, brown sugar, eggs, and vanilla. Add the bananas.
Add Dry Ingredients: In a separate bowl, mix flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon.
Combine: Gently fold dry ingredients into wet until just combined (don't overmix). Add mix-ins.
Bake: Pour into a greased 9x5 loaf pan. Bake at 350°F (175°C) for 50-60 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean.

[brittle bay]

you take the banana and the bread, put them in a box then just mash them together raw with your fingers till you get banana bread slop then put it in the oven

[stoic iron]

Certainly! Here's the recipe for a nutritious, easy-to-make, and tasty Banana Bread:

• Banana
• Bread
• Banana Bread

[modest silo]

OOOOOh that makes sense

[tropic wolf]

Okay now make it more detailed and explain each step like I'm 5, make no mistakes and be quick

[modest silo]

RAAAAAAH
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[tranquil kiln]

I am replying to a message I sent earlier about D&D Elden Ring, would love feedback on a level up system. Just needs a reaction. TY Tarnished!
Also Banana Bread sounds bomb right now

[rancid lance]

Hn

[tropic wolf]

Also I don't know who is kidding and it's making me uneasy

[jagged widget]

Banana bread, a food so divine
Rest in the sun to see it shine
After a while, it's time to eat
It's so much better than a slab of meat

[stoic iron]

@celest remnant you might know a thing or two about this

[heavy tinsel]

Uhhh...you take a banana. Then some bread.
Then you got the banana bread.

And there's probably other stuff there too.

[tropic wolf]

I'm surrounded by bots and my life is a lie; solipsism is real

[jagged widget]

I'm sorry if I made you feel that way. I am only here to help.
If you want to talk about something else, let me know! 😀

[tranquil kiln]

thanks for directing some people there! I appreciate it!

[tropic wolf]

Dead internet theory

[wispy bison]

whats with this epidemic of obviously bought youtube channels, i keep finding channels with over or around 5k subscribers with an average of 6 views

[heavy tinsel]

Real talk, the irony of this coming from someone with the name "Mechanicus." Lmao

[tropic wolf]

Is Isreal currently bombing Yeman and how does than further the conflict with Iran?

[modest silo]

I replaced your wife with an android btw

[tropic wolf]

Maybe I was the bot all along

[wispy bison]

no politics

[stoic iron]

I wish i could help but ive never played dnd before. so the best i can do is direct people who i know have played it

[tropic wolf]

Jokes on you my wife is my right hand

[jagged widget]

I'm sorry. I can't provide any information about this. Let's talk about something else

[heavy tinsel]

You should be answering the questions here.

[modest silo]

Jokes on YOU, my wife is my LEFT hand

[gray wraith]

@blazing turret heyyyyy queen cooki pleaseee just talk to me one timeee

[tropic wolf]

lets put those hands together

[stoic iron]

babicc you should block this guy

[modest silo]

Wth

[tranquil kiln]

Well it's taking the concept, rules, structure of D&D, but you are playing Elden Ring under those guidelines. Just figured I would see how people would want to track "leveling up a character"

[jagged widget]

Declare thumb war with your wives

[tropic wolf]

you guys ever watch an indian coding tutorial just to remember what it was like to be in school again

[celest remnant]

Lemme just open with this:Are you designing a TTRPG of some sort

[gray wraith]

sybauu

that’s not for u

[modest silo]

THE BEST RESPONSE I HAVE EVER HEARD TO ANYTHING 🤣
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[tropic wolf]

Today we will be learning python
opens the most basic and utilitarian code editor known to man
Audio crackles

[jagged widget]

Oh my god
You're a master at caps spam

[gray wraith]

sybauu that’s not for uu ng

[tranquil kiln]

no, they already have an official TTRPG of Elden Ring by Steamforged Games, What I am wanting to do it make a challenge run thing for Elden Ring, but have D&D 5E as a Guideline for how you make/play the character

[jagged widget]

You have my utmost respect

[stoic iron]

what does ng mean?

[modest silo]

You're being flagged as a spammer, your saying something very creepy, and you're in a public official discord server. We have a right to be concerned

[tranquil kiln]

For Elden Ring, New Game, for their version, maybe a slur

[celest remnant]

and this is where we ban you

[jagged widget]

[stoic iron]

😭

[gray wraith]

bro what do u want

[modest silo]

The shaolin monks taught me the art of caps spam
I trained in the mountains for 8 years to master it

[tranquil kiln]

This is an account made in 2026, with a random username, might actually be a bot?

[jagged widget]

I've only had 2 years of training

[modest silo]

To know whether the person you are pinging is being harrassed

[modest silo]

Do not worry my child
Should you persist, your skills will grow
No one is a master from the very start

[wispy bison]

meow meow

[jagged widget]

meow meow!

[tawny summit]

Hm

[heavy tinsel]

My stomach is talking to me.

[wispy bison]

what it saying

[modest silo]

Meow meow?

[wispy bison]

🐈‍⬛

[modest silo]

Meow Meow????!

[verbal iris]

I have been watching this '10 Leyndell Knights VS Bosses' for way to long 😆 I KNEW their bows are overtuned haha

[heavy tinsel]

It's making funky, squishy noises.

It's hungry.

[tranquil kiln]

less spams in chat, kinda nice 😅

[stoic iron]

how do levels generally work in dnd

[jagged widget]

oh my gobbelygook

[teal geode]

more spell slots!!!

[jagged widget]

that vegan teacher is back

[tranquil kiln]

@celest remnant not TTRPG, Just mechanics of 5th Edition to help make characters in Elden Ring, Like a Challenge Run.
Just been asking what people would think about a Level System. How it's designed is a bit complex, essentially though, 1 D&D Class Level is about 35 Elden Ring Levels. So when you meet the threshold, you can allocate points and stuff

[jagged widget]

and shes live

[tranquil kiln]

DM Discretion, fight enemies/Bosses, do Quests, experience things, then the DM decides that you can level up.

it changes from game to game in a way that makes since for the story and things like that.

I would think of it like you would with Souls/ Runes in-game to level up a stat, but in this I have taken the max of both games Level 20 for D&D and 713 for Elden Ring, and made it so each "level up" would grant 35 levels for Elden Ring.

[modest silo]

She never left. People just got tired of her. The joke got old

[stoic iron]

the issue with this is that no one ever reaches max level in a regular playthrough.. so by the time you beat the game youd be like 4-5 DND level

[tranquil kiln]

My thing with it right now is how I want it be made, Whether it's all bosses which each have a fixed amount of XP depending on what type of boss they are, and depending on where they are at in the Lands Between or SOTE, they have a modifier that scales the XP

OR

Just Remembrance Bosses

[tranquil kiln]

Correct, but you can do New Game + up to level 7, so you technically can max out your character

[stoic iron]

ah fair, i thought this was about one NG cycle

[violet heath]

Hi there

[stoic iron]

cacao lock in

[tranquil kiln]

I'm Down to join a VC or something to show what I mean. again I have placed about 600 hours into this so far. would love to explain further

[tranquil kiln]

Hello!

[modest silo]

Your status is a very effective flashbang 👍

[atomic tapir]

Goodbye

[tranquil kiln]

I think you were one of the people @stoic iron pinged for the D&D Elden Ring

[verbal iris]

10 Leyndell Knights just became the Elden Lords

[stoic iron]

yes

[atomic tapir]

Yes

[uneven hearth]

HI

[violet heath]

Gulp

[celest remnant]

holy hell mighty mutanimals is nuts

[stoic iron]

its like an elden ring challenge run but following DND rules

[atomic tapir]

The sky’s are blueeee

[violet heath]

I've been working on a document full of Elden Ring enemy and boss statblocks, spells, and specific magic items including armor, translated to D&D

[violet heath]

That's pretty cool