general-discussion

[cobalt ridge]

I mean, i see it as a good game when you have friends over if you get if for free or on sale, for example i got mkX as a gift, my neighbour convinced me to give it to him so he went to trade it for XL at the gamestop, then after he was done with the story he gifted it to me.

I know it works on the PS1, not sure if it's the same for ps2.

[frosty spindle]

yea, i think i played some mortal combat i think it was x with a friend

im pretty sure it was mkx

[hexed kernel]

i hate shadow of the erdtree
almost every boss is overly agressive, frustrating and bs

[frosty spindle]

skill is

[hot dome]

lock in

also make sure you have sacdu fragments

[frosty spindle]

sacdu

[cobalt ridge]

If there was alien, Jason voorhees, tremor, Leatherface, and Triborg, yeah, it was mkx.

sacdu

[hot dome]

you will suffer a great plague tonight

[frosty spindle]

i dont remember😭 we only played 3 rounds and it was a year ago

[hexed kernel]

i am scadu 17

[frosty spindle]

sacdu

[craggy cove]

hello guys

[cobalt ridge]

I already had diarreha yesterday, what could it be today...

[hot dome]

damn you gotta lock in then

[frosty spindle]

what boss are you on

[hot dome]

sleep with one eye open

[craggy cove]

im going to school today

[frosty spindle]

nice

[craggy cove]

sacdu

[cobalt ridge]

I saw that.

[hot dome]

12th April 2026, 4:13pm

[cobalt ridge]

Oh cool, what about me???

[hexed kernel]

i hate animals in elden ring

[hot dome]

for you my friend, 10 minutes from now

[frosty spindle]

is there something you dont hate in elden ring

[static garnet]

Beast repellent torch my beloved

[hexed kernel]

especially shadow of the erdtree animals

[hexed kernel]

rellana and midra were good bosses
same for divine beast

[frosty spindle]

rellana yea midra idk

midra is not bad but not great either

[cobalt ridge]

🫃

[frosty spindle]

divine beast is fire

[hexed kernel]

gaius is frustrating asf

[frosty spindle]

huh

only his first attack no?

[static garnet]

Haven't played the dlc 😞

[frosty spindle]

when will you

[static garnet]

Wont

[frosty spindle]

why

[static garnet]

Money

[cobalt ridge]

Bad thing is he can do it multiple times, but it's easy to dodge.

[frosty spindle]

his first charge isnt that easy to dodge rest is

[supple crater]

179

[frosty spindle]

on that character or total

[supple crater]

Total

[static garnet]

Oh wow I have more somehow

[frosty spindle]

i have 400 smh

[cobalt ridge]

You just jompe on the first sword you find in the arena and wait to jump over his head.

[static garnet]

250~

[frosty spindle]

i used horse

[supple crater]

Yeah I don't mind u

The game is addicting asf

[cobalt ridge]

I forgot, i think on my main i have like 670 hours or sum.

[cobalt ridge]

torrent iframes?

[frosty spindle]

yea

[cobalt ridge]

@proud bronze Are glitch talks allowed or are they considered like cheats and mods?

[hot dome]

cant talk about glitches

[hexed kernel]

for some reason
the animal bosses in elden ring are just so frustrating
golden hippo, fallingstar beast, gaius (his boar is an animal)

[hot dome]

no glitches/exploits allowed here either im afraid

[frosty spindle]

i hate fallingstar beast

[static garnet]

Falling star beast is NOT annoying

[cobalt ridge]

yeah but sometimes you miss the timing, jumping the sword is easier. if you use one briar armor piece you also avoid destroying the sword by mistake if you miss the jump.

[static garnet]

Wow that's a lot of reactions

[cobalt ridge]

I wanted to be sure.

[static garnet]

Yall js have a skill issue icl

[supple crater]

U definitely shouldn't rate bosses again. But in the end it is ur opinion

[last topaz]

New Elden ring players watching as malenia genuinely turns their mimic tear into minced meat (she's gonna do it the exact same way to the real one)

[cold falcon]

trueing

[frosty spindle]

too much effort

[cold falcon]

fallingstar beast is good

[supple crater]

Yeah that's why I don't use summons against her

[last topaz]

Annoying yes
But hard?
No

[supple crater]

She just heals from them

[static garnet]

😭 🙏

[cobalt ridge]

clicking a button is too much effort?

[cold falcon]

you guys gotta try learning the bosses instead of complaining ❤️‍🩹

[last topaz]

I'm a goofy type Elden ring player,I'll use anything to kill the boss if it's funny

Like takaba but with extra steps

[supple crater]

Bro. It's not a good fight.

[cold falcon]

you're right, it's a great fight

[frosty spindle]

yea if the game wont play itself whats the point

[faint dragon]

what

[frosty spindle]

false

[cobalt ridge]

Only thing i wanna learn in this game is time that freaking frost pot right to interrupt waterfowl dance...

[supple crater]

Ye ur right. Whatever

[cold falcon]

I am never false

[supple crater]

Dodge it.

[frosty spindle]

no youre recycle hahaha

[last topaz]

Vow of the indomitable is funny to use against radagon and malenia specifically for me

[cobalt ridge]

No it's a matter of principles, i wanna learn that trick, it's not a problem to dodge it.

[tardy kernel]

high expectations

[frosty spindle]

just throw it bruh

[last topaz]

Just punching air with my shield to avoid damage from radagon

[cold falcon]

expecting people to play the game is too much these days? 😦

[supple crater]

Boss is trash

[cold falcon]

literally isn't

[tardy kernel]

i MUST farm 500 levels and wonder why im still bad

[supple crater]

Telegraphed and very predictable moveset

[cobalt ridge]

It's always a bit too late to interrupt her or overall not able to because i just rolled or finished an attack.

[frosty spindle]

i died to boss = bad boss

[supple crater]

Or u just like it cause it's easy?

[cold falcon]

yes I love easy bosses

[supple crater]

Ye. That's probably a skill issue.

[tardy kernel]

recycle can only kill easy bosses

[cold falcon]

it's true

[tardy kernel]

he lowk sucks

[frosty spindle]

yea recycle is so bad

[supple crater]

Ye gng everyone is on u

[tardy kernel]

just dont check his yt links

[cold falcon]

easy bosses make me feel better about myself ❤️‍🩹

[tardy kernel]

nothing to see there

[hexed kernel]

what do you think about rennala

[last topaz]

I like a challenge in Elden ring but not outright unbeatable for my play style, if it comes down to that I'll just use a larval tear to adapt

[cold falcon]

hate her stupid hat

[supple crater]

He's trolling.

[tardy kernel]

semi trolling

[frosty spindle]

what challenge are you doing

[tardy kernel]

hes right abt malenia being good

[last topaz]

A challenge
As in bossfight wise.

[celest remnant]

Bow is the best weapon type in elden ring

[last topaz]

Not challenges

[celest remnant]

disagree? shut it

[last topaz]

Okay robin hood

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/green-arrow-ring-green-arrow-black-canary-green-arrow-dc-showcase-green-arrow-engaged-gif-25605281

[frosty spindle]

sorry legolas

[cold falcon]

jar cannon is better

[late loom]

Hawkeye wannabe

[cold falcon]

I love being stuck in reload for 10 seconds

[late loom]

Ong

[last topaz]

Cannon in bloodborne was so funny to use

Had to use a whole caryll rune just so you could have 2 shots

[hexed kernel]

fallingstar beast is the most frustrating boss in the game

[meager furnace]

arguewithawall.bat

[supple crater]

Is bloodborne good? Tbh it's too choppy for me

[unborn olive]

wish their next game doesnt have all the cool stuff hidden behind tiny droprates from 1 enemy that disappears when you progress enough through the game

[last topaz]

It's good but not as good as people make it out to be

But I LOVE the game though

[supple crater]

Ok.

I'm gonna try it.

[meager furnace]

use a shield, smack with magic strike weapon

[supple crater]

Either way I already have it downloaded so yeah

[cobalt ridge]

I was planning on doing a bow only run as well.

[last topaz]

Parrying with a gun is more funny then terrifying

[meager furnace]

i still need to do a robin hood playthrough using only a bow and estoc

[hearty zenith]

Rabna yzawjak 4

[unborn olive]

lalala ma aby 😭

[hearty zenith]

[cobalt ridge]

since when robind hood used an estoc? he lived many years ago, Fromsoft didn't even exist!

[last topaz]

I'll know when the sun is gonna implode when they announce bloodborne remaster or bloodborne 2

[dawn sable]

Light bow jump attack spam build go

[sick storm]

nice argument, however

[hexed kernel]

facc fallingstar beast

[unborn olive]

wa7da tkafi, you can take four

[late loom]

I'm going to crush out

The power went out DAMNIT

[hearty zenith]

Id3eely

[meager furnace]

insert fork bomb titled NO U here

[hot dome]

mwah

[late loom]

I love the carian sword so much

[late loom]

How does one send pics here

[meager furnace]

sell your soul

[sick storm]

yeah pretty much

[late loom]

I see

[hot dome]

cant in this channel

you can use #media-and-links and links tho

[late loom]

Ik

[last topaz]

State of play 2027
Screen cuts to black and all you hear is "The hunt will be long tonight"

[sick storm]

no way, monster hunter wilds 2

[late loom]

Hunt? Does this mean Bloodborne is getting remastered?!

[hot dome]

hunt down the freeman ps5 port

[late loom]

Wait guys

In elden ring there's blood right

[hexed kernel]

is there anything in sote thats not rage inducing bs

[last topaz]

Last of us remaster ultimate remake legacy mega edition

[last topaz]

Ghost flame dragon

[late loom]

That surely means Bloodborne is getting a remaster

[hexed kernel]

EW

[last topaz]

Me watching the last of us getting another remaster remake while bloodborne rots in the golden trashcan

[late loom]

Ong

Me seeing elden ring getting remastered in 2028

[last topaz]

Elder ring

[celest remnant]

HOLY John Carpenter is doing game design now

[last topaz]

Shadower of the erdtree

[celest remnant]

He just recently was the creative lead on John Carpenters Toxic Commando (think left 4 dead clone) that's doing aight on steam, and is apparently handling the creative direction for a new Halloween game

[twin fern]

Ye fromsoft did not want one

And PlayStation just closed the remake company that made demon souls remake

[hearty zenith]

MWAH

[hot dome]

how are you king

[hexed kernel]

last of us is just a story slop game

[hot dome]

mid of us

[last topaz]

Gonna Johnny silver hand the PlayStation company atp

[last topaz]

The last of slop

[celest remnant]

The Last of Us is good but companies generally setting on IPs and doing very little with them is quite criminal yeah

[sick storm]

best version of tlou is the tv show, no need to remake it any more (surely)

[celest remnant]

I can understand the preservation of art but bloodborne isn't so much art as it was an interesting experiment from a company worried about going under

[sick storm]

like i do get the ps4 version existing because of the lack of backwards compatability, but still

[hearty zenith]

I feel i have a lot of things to do like assignments and shii but we chilling 😎

[sick storm]

ps5 remake feels so pointless

[hot dome]

hell yeah, an issue for me at work just magically fixed itself so the day is good so far

[celest remnant]

same reason they remade metal gear solid 3 really

story has been told but

https://tenor.com/view/hello-money-giveittome-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-4184913

[hot dome]

unneeded imo after the master collection port

[last topaz]

Imo the only thing art about bloodborne was the lore and the character's lore

[hot dome]

cant wait to play mgs 4 tho finally

[hearty zenith]

Ayy glad to hear

[celest remnant]

I will admit it's a damn good remake

but, like why

it looks great but it adds very little

[hearty zenith]

W mgs fan

I remember playing phantom pain when I was a kid and ground zeroes

Peak

[sick storm]

refer to the image u just posted

[hot dome]

tbf I think 90% of remakes are unneeded

[sick storm]

yeah bb just needs a patch and a pc port

and good bosses

[hot dome]

I am not a remake enjoyer at all and just tell people to play the originals

[sick storm]

but the last thing isn't happening

[hot dome]

if you cant handle tank controls then just suck it up i just prefer companies to make more games or new games instead of the same stuff

[celest remnant]

bahahaha i just peed myself a bit, got a spook

heard noises that sounded like the trash trucks outside

[proud bronze]

Hello

[celest remnant]

(it is not the day but my heart clenched in my chest)

[proud bronze]

They wanted to bamboozle you and drive past your home

[celest remnant]

Apparently, trash pickup out here is a bit different compared to suburbia and if I miss it that's no pickup for the next week and a half lol

[proud bronze]

These cars are either stopping or going but they’re not sending any clear signals

[craggy current]

hello

[proud bronze]

Oh waow

[proud bronze]

Yo yo

[celest remnant]

Floor the accelerator and teach them the meaning of hubris

[celest remnant]

mornin briney

[proud bronze]

Lmao

I’m a bit tired i was just at a doctors appointment

And they took my leg prosthetic off like 10 times and now it feels strange

[celest remnant]

Hmmm

[proud bronze]

Like just to walk not in a bad sense

[celest remnant]

I have no work today, and may or may not continue the lore primer I began working on yesterday for a TTRPG I'm working on

[proud bronze]

Oooh okay what genre you planning?

[hexed kernel]

bruh istg only weird people friend me

[celest remnant]

Weird West, it's specifically a TTRPG for tbe book series The Dark Tower

[proud bronze]

Oooh very cool

I like the dark tower a lot

[celest remnant]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/160NJGVMXUS0wamKojnoYttwFwY8ITmnxvbIMYVMUYA0/edit?gid=0#gid=0

That's what I've got so far

[proud bronze]

I’ll check once i’m home

[ivory remnant]

yo i saw ur profile and the games you've mentioned i like em too

[hexed kernel]

nice

[celest remnant]

I'm thinking of foregoing the traditional leveling system in favor of equipment and event based power, and structuring it to play like a standard game of DND, but with the option to easily transition into a continuation, seperate stories, bring new characters in and out (simply passing it off as an instance of drawing brought about by Ka)

[hexed kernel]

the only people who ever friend me are weirdos who want help from me

[frosty spindle]

the only people who friend me are scammers who want my steam acc

[celest remnant]

The only people that frend me are 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat

[marsh cape]

yeah for me it’s mostly art scammers

[unique vessel]

Crazy cuz I've never wanted help from u

[frosty spindle]

oh yea and people telling me about infinity kingdom

[frosty spindle]

yea

[marsh cape]

what that

[celest remnant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsLN542nvGg

[hexed kernel]

the last guy who wanted help from me wanted help because he want to play this "infinity kingdom" game with me

[frosty spindle]

idk theres random people dming me saying they played infinity kingdom with me but i never played that

[frosty spindle]

WHAT

[marsh cape]

i played 3 kobolds in a suit of armour in a dnd oneshot once it was fun as hell

[frosty spindle]

you also get dmed because of infinity kingdom but never played it?

[hexed kernel]

one person did it

[frosty spindle]

i got dmed like 4 times

one person asks me how im doing every day

i wonder what they want

[rapid atlas]

🤔 🤔

[marsh cape]

your money

[frosty spindle]

how tho

[proud bronze]

Fia

[marsh cape]

dain

[hexed kernel]

is there anything good to sote other than rellana and midra
i hate fingers and i hate animals

[marsh cape]

good question

[proud bronze]

Does your leg prosthetic ever feel weird to walk on?

[gray wraith]

plin plin plon plin plin plon

[frosty spindle]

one asked me to be theyre tour guide they want to visit my country

[marsh cape]

messmer
romina
midra
bayle
all the music

[hexed kernel]

romina is cool ig

[marsh cape]

yes. there are days where i just don’t feel like i can use it because of that

[proud bronze]

Memer

[hexed kernel]

i will fight messmer after the ass hole boss named metyr

[fiery sentinel]

if nightreing doesnt get an update i'm gonna exploud

[proud bronze]

Okay then it’s nothing weird

[fiery sentinel]

i need it im gonna cry broooo

[proud bronze]

I was at the doctor today

[marsh cape]

yeah, it’s one of those things where you probably shouldn’t be using it all day every day

[proud bronze]

I wasn’t out or using it the last two weeks ngl

[marsh cape]

ahh fair

do you use a socket?

if you gained or lost any weight it might feel wrong

[tired lily]

Oh damn, time for another game fr

[proud bronze]

It might just be because my doctor took it off like 10 times

[marsh cape]

maybe, yeah

[proud bronze]

My coffee just spilled in my bag

It was completely closed

[marsh cape]

:(

[proud bronze]

It’s now on my leg

And probably my food

And in my wallet

[celest remnant]

bro rolled a critical fail on a dex check so reality just said "Yeah sure physics aren't totally required"

[gleaming pond]

hehe

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[dreamy plover]

Im alive yo

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-working-magic-krill-fly-gif-17084496893041063878

As god intended

[covert marlin]

krill fried rice

[gleaming pond]

“Better late than never” ahh ✌️🫩

responding to a message 2 months ago is crazy work

[dreamy plover]

Gng i was not active at that time 🥀and the message was ab me heh

[gleaming pond]

I get it bro it’s just out of the ordinary

[hot dome]

a shrimp really did fry this rice

[celest remnant]

You ever wanna get exceptional at league of legends I had the real idea

[dreamy plover]

At least im back ✌️ ❤️‍🩹

[celest remnant]

Find a good coach, but one who yells

record a yelling session

[hot dome]

tyler1 coach

[gleaming pond]

“Stand proud and say, I am here!”

[celest remnant]

take that to a custom skin maker and have him alter your mains sounds to be your coach yelling

[covert marlin]

Get me out of the gulag

Spill the tea

[celest remnant]

(Your pejorative if you want it to be positive or not)

[covert marlin]

Can I use David Goggins

WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS AND THE LOOOGS

[celest remnant]

Whatever motivates and keeps your attention on the match

[rose fox]

halo

[covert marlin]

You’re onto something

[covert marlin]

hello

[rose fox]

halo

[celest remnant]

I would have next to no clue how to get good at halo these days

[gleaming pond]

I think “Do you want to get exceptional at league of legends” should be considered a threat

[rose fox]

huh

[celest remnant]

it is such a different game now

[rose fox]

huh

[gleaming pond]

That’s what they’re talking about

[celest remnant]

I agree I threaten people with a champion time

[rose fox]

day good sir siyer?

[rose fox]

huh akjdgsgdjfhhs

[hexed kernel]

metyr is the most slop boss in the game

[rose fox]

yes

[covert marlin]

Couple of days ago, the rank 1 chinese super server orianna player had three girls sitting right beside him and cheering him up for his rank one game. He crushed it

[gleaming pond]

I think you’re just not seeing the vision of a giant finger creature

Miyazaki has such great ideas

[rose fox]

yeah

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/im-so-normal-leon-dande-pokemon-gif-5405392797928855567

[gleaming pond]

I wish I had 1 girl
This bro had 3
Also wild that he had them while playing league

[rose fox]

our god

[covert marlin]

He has them on for every important match

[rose fox]

my eyes are open

[covert marlin]

Get good in league and they’ll come for you, I believe in you symbol of peace

Hit chall and you’re fine

[native stream]

80% for business studies gang we are SO back

[rose fox]

ah yes

[gleaming pond]

Son

[native stream]

I've been getting good marks EVERYWHERE lately its AWESOME

[celest remnant]

Getting good at league of legends is a matter of not playing league of legends

[hexed kernel]

visually cool
slop boss fight

[gleaming pond]

“You too, can become a hero.”

[rose fox]

brother

[covert marlin]

Now delete discord to hit 100%

[celest remnant]

Heroes of the Storm shouldn't have died do not @ me

[proud bronze]

[gleaming pond]

I agree that it’s classic fromslop honestly

[native stream]

foolish of you to assume that my use of discord is what's stopping me from studying

[unique fog]

so many cool people

[proud bronze]

I was about to share some Katjes with you Leon

Well

Now i won’t

[rose fox]

dum dum dum

[topaz holly]

Mean

[gleaming pond]

“Foolish of you to assume that my use of a very addictive social media platform is stopping me from studying”
“I’m not addicted to discord, guys”

[native stream]

SoTE in a nutshell

[rose fox]

i burned everyone in elden ring

[native stream]

oh no that's not what I meant at all, discord isn't what's stopping me from studying its me that's stopping me from studying
I could never use discord again I still wouldn't study

[gleaming pond]

Chronic laziness 🥀

[covert marlin]

Discord fries those synapses

[proud bronze]

I’ll share with you

[native stream]

Its executive dysfunction

I compensate for my lack of studying with extra lessons and being kinda smarty pants

[celest remnant]

I bet the intrusive thoughts get louder with this many people huh. "Drywall is very yummy no one will notice a bite or two missing."

[gleaming pond]

I get that sometimes

[unique fog]

i do not own drywall

[native stream]

For me its constant!

[proud bronze]

I love Katjes

[native stream]

consequence of being AuDHD

[gleaming pond]

ADHD wya

[celest remnant]

Daaaaaaaang concrete is too dense for me my teeth are bad

[unique fog]

i prefer cement

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12756433236776117962

[sick storm]

suboptimal, just hit the highest grade boundary then hop on deep of night for best results

[gleaming pond]

I dunno why they call it a disorder tbh

[proud bronze]

Do i play Diablo or Skyrim

[gleaming pond]

it’s lowkey the norm nowadays

[celest remnant]

What if I am endlessly drug down by people who purchased the minimal edition which did not come with a dodge button

[unique fog]

osu

[proud bronze]

I’m not buying a new game i’m broke

[sick storm]

then go into nr gen chat and send 'bro i can't get out of depth 2 because my randoms all suck'

[unique fog]

osu is free !

[celest remnant]

Get this man a true

[proud bronze]

I’ll say i can’t get past the tutorial

[gleaming pond]

Super_truth_nova.gif

[hot dome]

peak

[celest remnant]

Dain margit is too hard for me what do i do

[topaz holly]

Logic

[sick storm]

please

[celest remnant]

don't say explore im gonna get so angry

[sick storm]

you can just die to him

[unique fog]

indeed!
i prefer adofai tho which isnt free

[hot dome]

wasnt huge on it tbh

[proud bronze]

Idk you throw a nuclear bomb on the lands between and hope for the best

[hot dome]

would rather play mania or clone hero

[celest remnant]

the people who get mad when told to explore are the best

[topaz holly]

How does one tell their employer that they really can’t take as many work trips as they do with it actually working

[unique fog]

i prefer pure rhythm over aim and rhythm

[celest remnant]

Are you under contract?

[topaz holly]

Yes lol

I’m chill with my boss but I gotta focus on university

[celest remnant]

If so renegotiate and include a clause in your contract stating that all work travel expenses are to be covered by your contractor, he can either comply and pay for the trips which if he's a man of business, he likely will not, or, he'll listen, and the contract won't have been needed lol

[hexed kernel]

okay i just abused pest thread spears against this goyslop boss

[hot dome]

try muse dash

[gleaming pond]

Tsk tsk bro it ain’t allat

[unique fog]

ive been meaning to

[hot dome]

also taiko

both have hella paid dlc tho

[topaz holly]

They already are included, got into the job through family so being fired isn’t exactly likely either

[unique fog]

i dont really like taiko tbh

it gets super confusing reading the notes at times

[celest remnant]

I mean if you're tenured that heavily just tell him

[proud bronze]

Can we please not use that word? It’s used in a derogatory sense in most cases

[celest remnant]

Explain your reasoning

[hot dome]

you may not like Muse dash

[celest remnant]

I need to focus on my education is a pretty valid excuse

[hot dome]

they both play similarly

[unique fog]

unfortunate
the muse dash levels in adofai were really fun

[novel night]

elden ring

[hexed perch]

which boss

[topaz holly]

They already know about me needing time for University, I’m assuming that they just don’t have many “negotiators”, at least not for larger contracts (if that’s what its called in English but ykwim)

Anyway, guess I’ll just try to mention me needing less time far away again

[thick steeple]

what weapon level should i have for invasions at level 1?

[topaz holly]

Though the next trip is to a pretty interesting location, so I’d gladly take that offer

[celest remnant]

39 billion

[hexed kernel]

metyr

[topaz holly]

Unsure about the exact brackets, @native stream

[hexed kernel]

messmer might be one of the only sote bosses which doesnt frustrate me a lot

[hexed perch]

ok fair

[frosty spindle]

8.218.595.609

[tardy kernel]

+0 - +3 i believe

+1 somber

[hot dome]

leaked your ip buddy

[frosty spindle]

oh no i doxxed myself

[gleaming pond]

90210

[hot dome]

lookin for that alley

[tidal basin]

Ew

[gleaming pond]

Ball ball ball

I love Travis sm

[hot dome]

my granny called she said travvy you work too im worried you forget about me

[gleaming pond]

Ball ball ball
I’m falling in and out of jobs don’t worry Imma get it granny

[frosty spindle]

what happened now im daddi happy mama called up that money comin and she love me
ball ball ball in in

[hexed kernel]

shadow of the erdtree is so slop
its just filled with meh bosses
death rite bird, fallingstar beast, metyr, mother of ass holes etc

[rustic veldt]

Can someone Help me with bayle

🥺

[frosty spindle]

ask igon

[green wyvern]

Guys how do I use the dry leaf arts

[frosty spindle]

what

[green wyvern]

I put them in my inventory and it won’t show up?

[frosty spindle]

you cant equip them or wth?

[green wyvern]

Yeah

[rustic veldt]

Idk where he is tho 😭

[tardy kernel]

press the bind to swap weapons

[rustic veldt]

I Think Hes lost or smyh

[tardy kernel]

then 2 hand it to use it paired

[frosty spindle]

did you speak to him before?

[green wyvern]

Oh im stupid

[rustic veldt]

Ye

[hexed kernel]

i am genuinely getting tired and frustrated of these slop bosses

[tardy kernel]

what slop are you talking abt this time

[whole walrus]

pcr

[hot dome]

all of fromslop

[frosty spindle]

look after you enter the arena on the left its pretty close and hard to see

[hexed kernel]

death rite bird sote rn

[frosty spindle]

just use holy

[nova canyon]

Holy.. unc is that you🥹

[tardy kernel]

ghostflame can be annoying but like jak said

any holy damage will take it down fast

[sand coral]

Hello, people of Elden Slop Discord.

[whole walrus]

buffs and holy pots make quick work

[sand coral]

Bye, people of Elden Slop Discord.

[rustic veldt]

Nah i dont See him

[frosty spindle]

did you talk to hin twice

[rustic veldt]

Do you have to talk to him only once?

[rustic veldt]

Ohj

[green wyvern]

ok

[frosty spindle]

on the mointain or before?

[rustic veldt]

Before

[whole walrus]

wsp lil d

[frosty spindle]

hes on the mountain somewhere where he gives you the thing so you can summon him

[green wyvern]

Omg another lil d fan

[frosty spindle]

google how to summon igon or sth

[rustic veldt]

Okay i'll Go Look for him

Thank you mister

😝✌️

[green wyvern]

Probably something she would do

I wish I can send the her ass is not listening pic 😔

[halcyon kernel]

Hi lol

[drowsy cedar]

Bro you scared me I thought that was Joseph sami

[drowsy cedar]

Hi

[pallid geyser]

Does anyone play elden bling here?

[nova canyon]

If it was him id say gramps man

[pallid geyser]

Sadly banner

Banned*

[drowsy cedar]

What's elden bling

[pallid geyser]

Search on youtube elden bling Kai cenat gameplay

[drowsy cedar]

Unc got smited by da mods :pissedskull:

[native stream]

It's probably just +0 but yhorm would be the better person to ask

[celest remnant]

Wrong it is clearly +9 million

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-gif-13390470055447068071

9 million mouse bites

[hearty zenith]

Finished all wwe moves on my brother

[celest remnant]

did he perish

[nova canyon]

Deserved

[dreamy plover]

Yes.. unc.. its me 🥹✌️
Im kinda back from inactivity i guess

[dreamy plover]

Holy wordslop

[nova canyon]

How u been gang

[velvet canopy]

obducite farming is miserable

im t3 and cant masterwork anything because i get 100 if im lucky on every run

[celest remnant]

Indeed, I am currently progressing in Cronos finally

[dreamy plover]

Ive been busy with life and im close to my finals how are u?
Also have u talked to dream aka rain

[celest remnant]

I hit my first boss and it's a big one but with armor plating only removable with fire

[velvet canopy]

i need to check cronos out not really aware of what it is

[celest remnant]

Dead Space-type game

[velvet canopy]

ooooo

[nova canyon]

Ah fairs, good luck with your finals unc. I haven't heard much from dream honestly, the last time he came back he didnt talk w me that much

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cronos-the-new-dawn-horror-game-survival-horror-sci-fi-horror-monster-gif-16970159628998219625

Dead space if instead of some random alien outbreak on a random mining vessel you are in the soviel union fighting the flesh that hates

[craggy current]

logic

[velvet canopy]

im watching the trailer on steam, looks so good

[celest remnant]

waddup homie

[craggy current]

im making my jetmir deck

[celest remnant]

very nice

[craggy current]

i got the secret lair art i really like it

[celest remnant]

If you leave an armored corpse behind the first guy to notice it will essentially drink it like a juicebox and suddenly gain armor himself

this will chain

[velvet canopy]

cursed honestly

[dreamy plover]

Thanksies unc i appreciate this
And its fine i was looking at old messages and it looked like he was looking for me if he ever comes back just let him know this😞ill probably have to go back to not talking here

[topaz holly]

Didn’t diabetor even do a rl1 invasion build? At least I think he did, @polar hatch @quaint bobcat

[sand coral]

Slop.

[celest remnant]

one of the best things I can perscribe for rl1 invasions is consumables

[nova canyon]

Aw alright I'll let him know if he does come back

[celest remnant]

ho my god knives and pots overwhelm new people

[quaint bobcat]

that’d be interesting to look at

[nova matrix]

Dont forget perfumes

[celest remnant]

It honestly reminds me of low level duels in WoW

[tepid smelt]

Hello people

[dreamy plover]

Holy buzzwords 💔

[celest remnant]

you'd have higher level people picking on like level 10's

and then this one level 15 twink build would take the duel request and proceed to destroy them

[dreamy plover]

Thanks man🙏🙏i hope he comes back someday

[tepid smelt]

Hello people I am Hamburger

[sand coral]

Buzz.

[dreamy plover]

Bee

[dreamy plover]

I am now suddenly craving for a hamburger hmm

[nova canyon]

He prolly will, he been on and off alot

[cedar sigil]

guys im stuck on hoah luax sum1 help me

[nova matrix]

Me as an anti-twink in stormveil fighting off the invaders in same vibe

[tepid smelt]

@dreamy plover then make hamburger

[dreamy plover]

Yeah true 😭
Was he here very recent or nah?

[sand coral]

B.

[dreamy plover]

U make hamburger pls

[nova matrix]

Nothing brings me pleasure quite like shoving a jumped up wannabe pvpers face through the dirt

[dreamy plover]

Bee happy

[hexed kernel]

what do you guys think of messmer the impaler

[dreamy plover]

Real

[nova matrix]

The sheer intimidation when they realize I am not prey

[cedar sigil]

guys im stuck at hoah luax plz sum1 help me

[quaint bobcat]

+3

[cedar sigil]

guys im stuck at hoah luax plz sum1 help me

[nova canyon]

Uhh he was on during the time where i sent the message you replied to, hasnt been on after that

[tepid smelt]

@dreamy plover must learn to make hamburger yourself wise words from ocularhamburger

[hexed kernel]

he is easy

[sand coral]

🐝

[cedar sigil]

ITS not

[nova matrix]

How does one need to learn to make hamburger

[frosty spindle]

just keep trying

[tepid smelt]

@nova matrix it's called the Internet

[cedar sigil]

bru

[nova matrix]

Take 90:10 ground beef, rip out a hunk, salt and pepper it, grill it

[hexed kernel]

i feel like every boss is just difficulty turned upto 11 in shadow of the erdtree

[frosty spindle]

how are we supposed to help you could optimise youre build ig

[tepid smelt]

I beat shadow 7 times it's easy bro

[dreamy plover]

Oh rip
Istg this guy had to leave the server too so hes impossible to reach

[frosty spindle]

they are all easy

[cedar sigil]

my build is bph blade+10 mimic +2 and radahn armor and lvl 110

[nova matrix]

This is normal feeling because they are

[frosty spindle]

holy kevin

[frosty spindle]

are you medium roll

[cedar sigil]

light

[tepid smelt]

I've beaten the shadow of the erdtree 7 times

[nova matrix]

Scadu scaling alone means rolling through dlc without preparing gets you beat on

[frosty spindle]

impossible

[cedar sigil]

Light roll

[dreamy plover]

If your wisdom is your power what are you without it

[nova matrix]

Then messmer is akin to dlc malenia

[frosty spindle]

not possible

[cedar sigil]

my endurance is 35 or smtn

[tepid smelt]

@dreamy plover just a. Normal hamburger

[nova matrix]

Hosts out here with a 20% clear rate even with 2 co-ops on messmer

[cedar sigil]

and i have only chest and helmet

[hot dome]

rei ayanami spittin

[dreamy plover]

Gng u know u can js reply to messages right

[frosty spindle]

if youre light roll wear more armor ig

[tepid smelt]

IDC

[cedar sigil]

k

[dreamy plover]

Oooo elite ballll😱

[hot dome]

?

[tepid smelt]

[frosty spindle]

?

[nova canyon]

Blud js dissappears istg😭

[tepid smelt]

Captain rex is here why

[frosty spindle]

hes comming to get you

[tepid smelt]

What did I do

[proud bronze]

Rare sight

[frosty spindle]

molesting

[nova canyon]

Gramps!! Hi

[stoic iron]

uuh

[tepid smelt]

@frosty spindle I beg the finest of pardons

[dreamy plover]

Whatever floats his boat i guess🥀

[frosty spindle]

no problem everyone does that sometimes accidentaly

[nova canyon]

Shut it cake

[stoic iron]

ok rexosude

[tepid smelt]

@frosty spindle I'm in your walls

[nova canyon]

😭😭😭

[frosty spindle]

🕊️

[nova canyon]

What the hell is rexosude bru

[drowsy cedar]

Inability to spell

[frosty spindle]

deroxuds

[olive sparrow]

Xudores

[hexed kernel]

the boring bosses just feel frustrating due to this

[frosty spindle]

elden ring players when the hard game they bought turns out to be hard

[acoustic summit]

🔔 ding ding ding

[gleaming pond]

No it’s lupus

[hexed kernel]

how is metyr supposed to be fun

[olive sparrow]

It’s never lupus

[acoustic summit]

i really wish that from added more character slots to the game. there's some super niche stuff like int/arc that not many people would spend a character slot on

[nova matrix]

You can fake having more scadu than you actually do since it only increases AR and absorptions

Wear heavy armor and use efficient beat sticks

This is the knowledge gained from eons of matching with hosts who habitually have 2 scadu at radahn

[hazy sand]

Or just get scadu on top of that

[acoustic summit]

antspur rapier

[nova matrix]

Thats the horror of co-op, you at the mercy of the hosts scadu and cant

[hazy sand]

I low-key delete all my characters after using lol so

[hexed kernel]

after i kill death rite bird, duo jagged peak drake and sannseax
that should be all the slop bosses

[nova matrix]

As soon as you match into any dlc session as co-op, you need to open stats page and check absorption

[hexed kernel]

my brain feels so fried

[fluid cobalt]

hi

[lusty sonnet]

now hear me out

a new souls game that isnt multiplayer 🎦

[tame hollow]

🔥

[lusty sonnet]

now hear me out even more of a hot take

bloodborne on pc idc about remaster just gimi it on pc

[late loom]

I swear mohg gonna make me crash out the reach on his fork is insane

[tame hollow]

Thats never happening 😕

[late loom]

Ong

[lusty sonnet]

the eternal dream is real

[tame hollow]

Just dodge

[late loom]

I'm trying

[acoustic summit]

call me crestfallen warrior because i already gave up hope on that

[tame hollow]

You can do it

[late loom]

The dude hits me from Kentucky

[hexed kernel]

use that one tear

[tame hollow]

All the way from india

[hidden epoch]

just use bloodhound step man

[lusty sonnet]

call me the unkindled one because im gonna keep ringing the bells until it happens

[acoustic summit]

i use quickstep cuz im not like the other players im rebellious and cool

[solar goblet]

you need help on pc?

[late loom]

I always get him to use nihil and then I forget the attacks throw blood as well

[obtuse pivot]

Poor pvers forced to pvp, a true tragedy 💔🥀

[late loom]

Nah I'm trying to do it myself

[solar goblet]

respectable

[nova matrix]

Brother you want lies of p

[solar goblet]

Using the Reduvia dagger made it easier for me

[lusty sonnet]

i am both pve and pvp but i wish for more souls for more lore and more fun, i need more excitement

[hot dome]

no one wants lies of mid

[acoustic summit]

does lies of p have burial blade

[nova matrix]

Correct, they want lies of P

[lusty sonnet]

tried it and dislike it

[hot dome]

the p in lies of p stands for mid

[tame hollow]

What if they already played lies of p

[nova matrix]

Probably can make an equivalent

[late loom]

The only thing I did ask for help was the ranni quest astel because I didn't want to go lvl up cuz there wasn't a grace there

[tepid smelt]

Water

[late loom]

Mohg is fairly easy

Just unpredictable sometimes like I dodge too quick

[tame hollow]

True

[pulsar crag]

Mohg got melosted

[late loom]

Yes

[lusty sonnet]

more souls games, bloodborne on pc, dark souls 3 remastered and dark souls 2 remastered (with an actual good engine) and either a new dark souls (pipedream) or just a new souls series

[late loom]

Miquellasted

[tame hollow]

Actually all the bosses aren't to hard just takes like an hour to get the hard ones down

[tepid smelt]

Make sure to hydrate

[tame hollow]

Execpt malenia she took me 2 days

[pulsar crag]

Fact

[lusty sonnet]

im having tango

[hot dome]

thank you water

[late loom]

Thx water

[obtuse pivot]

Ds3 remastered would be insane

[nova matrix]

Wango tango

[lusty sonnet]

i need more souls....

[acoustic summit]

In Elden Ring 2 we will find Ghom the Omen who looks like Mohg but with a different color on his clothes

[pulsar crag]

Tok me 12 try’s

[nova matrix]

We find ornstein for a 4th time

[lusty sonnet]

the forskin duo also

[tepid smelt]

As lord water man always said malenia is easy

[tame hollow]

Cold

[late loom]

I sure hope more red wolfs get added

[late loom]

I'm crying

[pulsar crag]

Bell hunters

[obtuse pivot]

Spacing remastered™

[solar goblet]

I struggled hard until I swapped to a Bloodflame Blacksteel Great Hammer

[nova matrix]

Malenia took me 0 tries because I opted to spend 50 hours on malenia co-ops instead and beat her on other peoples worlds

[lusty sonnet]

give me bloodborne 😢

[tepid smelt]

@solar goblet she's easy with a claw build like I did

[pulsar crag]

[late loom]

Malenias pois is weak right?

[tepid smelt]

@late loom very

[solar goblet]

yeah

[nova matrix]

It boosts during certain moves but yes

[tame hollow]

I tried to be let me solo her for a bit after defeating malenia but I just died and humiliated myself every time

[late loom]

The humble great hammer

[solar goblet]

I wanna do that but Dryleaf Arts are tempting

[nova matrix]

You can stunlock her for as long as you have fp with prelates charge

[hot dome]

saw a guy called let me solo me and he would just seppuku himself to death when summoned

[late loom]

I see

[tepid smelt]

@solar goblet dryleaf kinda buns ngl

[tame hollow]

😭

[acoustic summit]

I got to beat her with lightning dryleaf on ng+. Dunno if it was optimal but it felt cool

[nova matrix]

I exercised my right to cheese and would poise lock her p1 into burr bolt pulley crossbow mag dump for p2 bloom

[late loom]

Collosal weapons are peak

[tepid smelt]

I beat the dlc with only dryleaf

[nova matrix]

Only had to use skill for like 1/3rd her hp

If you got a second person doing pulley with burr during her bloom, its nasty

[late loom]

Why is the snowfields so annoying

[nova matrix]

Like a firing squad

[pearl bloom]

How good is Quality?

[nova matrix]

Garbage until very high level

[late loom]

Like WHERE are the graces

[tame hollow]

Bad

[nova matrix]

Quality is the one infusion in the game its really really hard to justify

[solar goblet]

encounters Borealis, the Freezing Fog

[nova matrix]

Poison at least has exultation effects and deadly poison stuff

[tame hollow]

That sounds like fun

[late loom]

I swear Anastasia also jumping me when I have zero flasks

[upper wyvern]

great katana

[late loom]

I just ran away from him

Didn't even see him

[acoustic summit]

Quality infusion is not very good until you're overleveled, but str/dex split has plenty of cool stuff like ghiza's wheel, godfrey's axe and the bloodhound's fang

[late loom]

He tried running after me I just never looked back

[nova matrix]

Ye I shoulda mentioned the sombers

The infusion bad, but the build is serviceable with limited weapon options

[tired forge]

can't forget good weapons like winged greathorn and godrick's axe

[acoustic summit]

Basically, somber quality weapons are far better for the build than the quality infusion

[nova matrix]

Watchdogs staff is a quality weapon too believe it or not

I think a few colossals are

[late loom]

I've yet to find any of the watchdogs

[tired forge]

there's a good amount of weapons that have mid scaling with 2-3 stats

[tired forge]

road's end catacombs, watchdog staff iirc

[pearl bloom]

What would yall say is better: Zweihander or Lordsworn’s Greatsword

[late loom]

I probably been in more than half the caves and dungeons yet I can't find the most early game ones

[nova matrix]

Different niches

[solar goblet]

Lordsworns Greatsword for the appearance

[supple crater]

Zwei

[tired forge]

impaler's catacombs is the earliest watchdog I'd say?

[nova matrix]

Lordsworns is better general beatstick, zwei is very unique within colossal greatsword class due to weight and length and infuses status well

[acoustic summit]

I prefer zweihander, mostly because of how it looks

[supple crater]

Imo uchi is still the best

[late loom]

I'm so close yet so far from using radahns swords/ dark moon sword

[supple crater]

Currently doing a double uchi run

[nova matrix]

Use blaidds sword instead

[late loom]

27 on both strength and int

[tired forge]

try bastard's stars

[harsh cloud]

yall forgot about queen marinara of the shattering

[late loom]

Where is it

[late loom]

General Ramadan

[nova matrix]

Run down ranni quest till blaidd appears in front of her tower having gone cuckoo for cocoa puffs

[drowsy cedar]

Yo

[nova matrix]

Put down the cujo

[drowsy cedar]

I'm here

[late loom]

LMAO

[celest remnant]

I'm cuckoo for cragnorp

[supple crater]

Eid is close.

Eid Mubarak my brother. @drowsy cedar

[drowsy cedar]

Alhamdulillah

[jagged widget]

dont forget margaret the fallen feeling

[late loom]

I don't wanna kill my goat

[supple crater]

Even though it's a little early

[late loom]

And running the witch

[drowsy cedar]

You're a bit early but Allah yebarik feek

[supple crater]

For me it's either Thursday or friday

[supple crater]

Amen

[drowsy cedar]

Drjdya6

[nova matrix]

In this case its a mercy kill. His mind is genuinely shattered and torn asunder between his nature as a shadow and his nature as rannis companion

Its seriously putting down the sick dog

The bad moral choice is leaving him to his fate

[jagged widget]

and male kith of the dark sword

[late loom]

Is this how vets feel when they need to put down a dog

[supple crater]

I'm very excited to play elden ring again thats why I'm just spamming

[sharp pollen]

did the maliketh sword is strong ?

[potent kernel]

oo i killed malenia on level 1 :)

[late loom]

King consort ate wagon

[late loom]

DAMN

[frosty spindle]

malekith sword is good yes

[late loom]

good job

[nova matrix]

I think its how every animal lover feels. They're suffering in a way that cant be healed and prolonging it is selfish

[jagged widget]

congrats! what did you use

[potent kernel]

it took me long but i did it

[frosty spindle]

nice

[potent kernel]

great katana from dlc

[late loom]

💔

[nova matrix]

This attitude is even making its way to about people and we getting human self euthanasia in places

[jagged widget]

how? if youre lvl 1

[late loom]

My boy became a drug addict

[nova matrix]

Administered by medical professionals

[late loom]

Damn what

[nova matrix]

The first case was sometime in the 2010s I think, not sure where its at these days

[supple crater]

Still not like u though beat her at like Lvl 221 with starfist. Took me 32 hours

[nova matrix]

It pops up in news articles time to time

[late loom]

Isn't that illegal

[frosty spindle]

star fist are fire tho, i used them in my rl1 malenia fight

[nova matrix]

Not where its being done, it works its way through legislatures and all that

And its only in extreme cases

[jagged widget]

i did it with a bleed broadsword and a cold lordsworn straight sword
without stat increases

[late loom]

I see

[native tree]

[nova matrix]

I think canada has it and one or two european countries

[potent kernel]

radagon's soreseal adds 5 dexterity and strength + talisman that adds 5 dexterity

[jagged widget]

this was pretty stupid in hindsight

[late loom]

Yeah understandable

[late loom]

Frieren pfp peak🥹

[jagged widget]

yakoooooo

[nova matrix]

I think denmark was the first maybe?

The person having been so incredibly turbo depressed it was impossible for them to draw any satisfaction from life

[potent kernel]

i found fighting her with star fist very difficult

[frosty spindle]

isnt depression cureable

[charred pebble]

I'm 7 hours into Elden Ring and it's been the most amazing gaming experience I've ever had

[potent kernel]

enjoy !

[nova matrix]

Some forms, not others

[frosty spindle]

nice

[tired forge]

there are chronic forms of depression

[late loom]

Tuff

[frosty spindle]

oh damn

[tired forge]

they can come back, one way or another

[harsh cloud]

it nevers stops getting better

[frosty spindle]

oh

[native tree]

Hru

[pearl bloom]

If you only defeat Radahn, Mohg, DTS, Goldfrey, Morgott, Fire Giant, Godskin Duo, Maliketh, Ofnir, Godfrey and Elden beast, how many NG+’s will it take to get to level 713?

[nova matrix]

I got one of the chronic forms, its basically your brain just doesnt make enough happy chemicals or cant process them well enough iirc

[tired forge]

what does DTS stand for

[native stream]

A metric crap ton

[frosty spindle]

so youre unhappy?

[jagged widget]

lacking in motivation to do anything, but im about to play ark ascended with my best buddy

[nova matrix]

You either supplement the chemicals or you cognitively adjust for it

[jagged widget]

how about ya?

[hot dome]

draconic tree sentinel

[native tree]

I see, and fair, i just woke up

[tired forge]

top one boss I skip

[jagged widget]

good morning

[charred pebble]

I hope this is true haha, I just love how opened the map is, it definitely gives a whole different feeling than the ds games

[native tree]

Thx

[celest remnant]

I acted like I was going to eat my parrots beak and he freaked

[nova matrix]

Sometimes I'm sad, usually for me it manifests as executive dysfunction around eating and basic things

[tired forge]

have fun! the game has LOTS of content, i'd recommend not getting spoiled on your first playthrough

[nova matrix]

Literally having so low little energy you dont even wanna get up and get food

[late loom]

Do I order something to eat

[celest remnant]

he is used to kisses but when I looked like I was about to close my mouth around his head he said "NOOPE"

[nova matrix]

So I starve for hours

[stone coral]

carnivine enjoyer

[celest remnant]

yes

[frosty spindle]

damn

[late loom]

Pfft

[tired forge]

it's coming back 🗣️

[harsh cloud]

i wanna play the ds games :<

im broke

[celest remnant]

james developed a very special relationship with like all plant pokemon

[nova matrix]

Its very variable based on the person, the lack of the chemical does alot of weird things

[charred pebble]

Yeah I'm not going to linger around here much before I finish the game, I do have 1 question, althought im not sure if I should know the answer right now. What/who is Two Fingers?

[jagged widget]

oh lord
do you have anyone to help?

[nova matrix]

Sometimes its the opposite and you driven to overeat

[stone coral]

James was a real one

[whole walrus]

@hybrid hollow No invite links.

[nova matrix]

Yea, me and my gf support eachother through our respective trials and tribulations plus my mom has always been a huge support even into my later years

My sister has bought me groceries once or twice

[jagged widget]

amazing

[tired forge]

alright spoilers incoming for the base game, wink wink, ||the two fingers are envoys of the ||||greater will|||| meant to recant its will by communicating with it, i'll let you discover the rest about them||

[nova matrix]

Human Bonds are what bring us back from the dead

Lest we forget it

[charred pebble]

Yup! I didnt understand that one bit hahah, I'm not supposed to I think.

[green needle]

How do i get pass the lucaria scholar gate

[livid crest]

still waiting for shadow of the erdtree sale

[jagged widget]

im starting to avoid people more since i feel like i always mess up around them, say stuff i shouldnt say

[whole walrus]

i dont think its ever gone on sale

[tired forge]

One thing you'll be familiar with thanks to Dark Souls is the lore being messy (until you find random item descriptions) and vague!

[livid crest]

i crie

[frosty spindle]

cry*

[harsh cloud]

im tryna figure out the parry timings for the creepy dudes in abyssal woods :<

[livid crest]

🙈

[stoic iron]

carian retaliation will help

[jagged widget]

i am crine

[frosty spindle]

you dont HAVE to kill them btw

[harsh cloud]

im using a strength only buidl :<

[stoic iron]

besides that its just, parry juuust a bit later than the start of the stick glow

[harsh cloud]

i want the talisman

[stoic iron]

its an ash of war

[green needle]

I keep getting killed by those two scolar

[harsh cloud]

o

[green needle]

Should i do the same

[stoic iron]

the parry has nothing to do with your build

[frosty spindle]

try rolling

[harsh cloud]

yea im dum

[stoic iron]

zig zag

[green needle]

Ill try that again

[tropic relic]

wazza

[nova matrix]

Everyone messes up around eachother, charisma is an optional skill

[frosty spindle]

whazzah

[frosty spindle]

unlucky

[nova matrix]

Being a bumbling buffoon still gets you friends

[frosty spindle]

if youre lucky

[nova matrix]

Its being a bumbling belligerent buffoon thats an issue

[tropic relic]

i lwk just woke up, i was having a good dream

im going back to the dream bro cya

[jagged widget]

that happened to me at some point
still dont get it

[nova matrix]

If you offer value as a person still its common. Not quite on a monetary level, but on a social level

Being a buffoon is entertaining

[frosty spindle]

yea ig

[nova matrix]

My mind goes to my college dorms where even the most awkward kids in our group got overtaken and folded in with everyone

God damn I miss those lads

[frosty spindle]

that doesnt always have to happen tho

[jagged widget]

thats a great way of saying it

[nova matrix]

One time I woke up at 8am on a saturday to find one of these awkward kids having grabbed 3 other dudes and sat them all down for day drinking and watching power rangers before breakfast even happened

It was the greatest thing to wake up to

[frosty spindle]

living in a college dorm has to be crazy

[pale maple]

Opinion question

When do you generally opt for a new character VS starting NG4, 5,6,7 etc?

[frosty spindle]

finished game = new character

[dire ledge]

idk

[nova matrix]

It can be, if you get along with most folk its pretty chill however

Your big worries are noise levels and the shared bathrooms

[jagged widget]

persoanlly, i always start anew

[nova matrix]

Also hiding your activities from the dorm staff

[tired forge]

whenever I'm bored and want a clean slate for a new savefile

[dire ledge]

i do ng until i get bored of my character

[jagged widget]

yeh i cannot handle that

[frosty spindle]

im not sure if dorms even exist where i live i doubt it

[jagged widget]

im glad my parents will let me stay at home during uni

i'd go even more insane inside of a dorm

[nova matrix]

Its def worth living off campus, but dorm life is an experience

It molded me into a better person I think

[jagged widget]

thats pretty great

[nova matrix]

At minimum, I was exposed to alot of cultures I never was exposed to before

[frosty spindle]

nice

[nova matrix]

Dormed with dudes from france and kenya and all over

[tired forge]

as a french person, I hope you recovered from this incident

[nova matrix]

He was amazed I drank tap water and it was funny as hell to me

[uneven hedge]

Unpopular opinion:
I hate video games that's ONLY able to retain players is because of the mindset
"I spent too much money on this game and needa make my money's worth"

[nova matrix]

"Its safe to drink that?"

Buddy this isnt flint

[tired forge]

huh he must come from a big city

[nova matrix]

Paris

[hot dome]

sunk cost fallacy

[tired forge]

makes sense

[nova matrix]

From what he said he lived near one of the sports stadiums

[tired forge]

the tap water must travel through unsavory spots

[nova matrix]

So extremely urban living

[pearl bloom]

Ngl, I think Cragblade needs a slight nerf. Maybe 8% more damage instead of whatever it is now

[tired forge]

I can't imagine living next to a stadium like that

[nova matrix]

He was also a little racist which was fun when half my dorm and college campus was black or mixed

[gleaming pond]

Destiny 2 core:

[nova matrix]

He got into multiple public spats at least one in class

[pale maple]

Tap water is all recycled urine. Get a good filter 😵‍💫 builds character 😂😂

[gleaming pond]

Wrong word
That’s a buff

[pearl bloom]

What’s the damage increase currently?

[gleaming pond]

Oh I thought you meant adding 8%

[upper wyvern]

elderly ring

[gleaming pond]

Nvm

[pearl bloom]

Ah yes, 23% more damage for 60 seconds is perfectly blanaced

[gleaming pond]

Almost as balanced as release pcr

[tired forge]

yeah I've had filters wherever i've lived

[frosty spindle]

i dont think any game has that as its business modell

[nova matrix]

Eve Online

[hot dome]

2k sports games

[tired forge]

literally every gacha

sunk cost fallacy bait

[hot dome]

lot of the players spend money on credits in game for packs and character upgrades

[nova matrix]

WoW, Runescape, time investment heavy sub services

[native stream]

The stance damage increase is frankly the main reason its so good

[hot dome]

ff14

[tired forge]

I'd say it's what most games do to retain players

[pearl bloom]

Glintstone Cragblade
Ash of War
Granted Affinities: Heavy, Magic

Description: ”A magical force attracts glintstones to the user’s weapon, coating it.”

Actual effect: +8% damage, +9% poise damage, Adds +30 magic damage for 45 seconds

[frosty spindle]

they have a lot of f2p players tho no?

[frosty spindle]

never played so idk

[frosty spindle]

never played so idk

[pearl bloom]

Good, bad or broken

[tired forge]

yuh but you've the ones that go full into the p2w aspect